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The Only Way To Save The Marvel Cinematic Universe... · Midnight Movie Theatre

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  Speaker 1: We all know ever since Avengers Endgame happened that the
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  Speaker 1: Marvel universe has been struggling. Their TV shows have been
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  Speaker 1: kind of shitty. The movies have been hit and miss.
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  Speaker 1: There's no denying it. It seems like they need something
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  Speaker 1: to come along and revamp their brand. I think the
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  Speaker 1: last two that people talked about that were actually good
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  Speaker 1: were Guardians of the Galaxy three I think, and Deadpool
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  Speaker 1: Versus Wolverine. I haven't watched either one of those. I've
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  Speaker 1: just been Marvel's been dead in the water. To me,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't get back into it. I liked everything
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  Speaker 1: up until Endgame. I thought it was a fun enough story,
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  Speaker 1: you know, had some interesting science fiction elements in there,
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  Speaker 1: some really cool comic book movie stuff going on. Although
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  Speaker 1: I will say like every movie leading up to Endgame
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a hit for me. I thought those were kind
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  Speaker 1: of hit and miss too, But the ones that did
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  Speaker 1: well and the ones that tied together well were pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a lot of fun to go to
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  Speaker 1: the movies and check out each one of the Marvel
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  Speaker 1: movies and see how they were gonna line up. But
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  Speaker 1: now they're fucked. Everything about them as fucked. They need
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  Speaker 1: to do something different. We all know that Hugh Jackman's
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  Speaker 1: out of the picture, whether he likes it or not.
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  Speaker 1: Hugh jack shit man. More like it got his ass.
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman, he just needs to go and do prisoners
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  Speaker 1: to Uh. You know, he's got to move on. He
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  Speaker 1: can't be Wolverine anymore. I thought he was done after Logan,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, they had to bring him back for
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  Speaker 1: Deadpool versus Wolverine, which is understandable. I think it was
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  Speaker 1: a smart choice. But now he's done and we need
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  Speaker 1: a new Wolverine. And the only thing that's going to
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  Speaker 1: revive the Marvel universe is if we get two polar
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  Speaker 1: Underscore in there as Wolverine.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Buck, give it everything you've got.
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  Speaker 1: Hell Yeah, it might seem like I'm joking, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even kidding a little bit when I say one
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  Speaker 1: of the only reasons that I would ever go to
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  Speaker 1: watch a Marvel movie again would be as if he
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  Speaker 1: gets cast as Wolverine. How would you not go and
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  Speaker 1: watch this? The comments on here are ridiculous. Actually got
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  Speaker 1: Aery Spears from Mad TV comedy on this and dudes
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  Speaker 1: like this get zero pussy. What is he talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Erry Spears is no shit, that's handling the divorce well,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So this is fantastic. And this is what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. What I would want more than anything is
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  Speaker 1: not only would I go to the movies to watch
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  Speaker 1: this guy in a in a cinematic Marvel movie, I
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  Speaker 1: would buy the DVD. I would buy the Blu ray
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  Speaker 1: to watch the behind the scenes of the making of
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  Speaker 1: the movie. I would just want to see how this
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  Speaker 1: guy interacts. Like, what's this guy and Ryan Reynolds like together?
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  Speaker 1: See this? So this is something I didn't know about
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  Speaker 1: up until just right now. So this guy, this is
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  Speaker 1: another reason why I think you gotta put him into
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  Speaker 1: Marvel movies. This guy's kind of a badass. He went
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  Speaker 1: to the Street beefs that's him in the without the
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  Speaker 1: shirt on. This is two polar and a Street Beef's
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  Speaker 1: MMA match, and it says that he didn't have any
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  Speaker 1: MMA training, just some wrestling experience and went to the
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  Speaker 1: gym a lot. Damn man, it sounds like he had
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  Speaker 1: quite a journey getting there. Let's listen to some of
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  Speaker 1: the audio here. But this is what I'm saying. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's actually a fucking badass. He went and fought. This
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  Speaker 1: random guy said he drove like five and a half.
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  Speaker 1: The guy that keeps saying you got it is talking
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  Speaker 1: about a choke, but he lost a choke minutes ago,
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  Speaker 1: like whenever he spun into him there, he did not
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  Speaker 1: have the choke at all. He's just getting fucking his
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  Speaker 1: ass whop now by Wolverine. He's getting the fucking berserker barage. Dude. Here,
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  Speaker 1: let's see there's two clips of this. Okay, Oh, the
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  Speaker 1: guy almost sparked him with the head kick there, but
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  Speaker 1: you do you can't fuck up Wolverine. What was this
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  Speaker 1: guy thinking? He has no chance of beating Wolverine's ass. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: he's signed his own death ticket. Here, this guy's fucked
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  Speaker 1: look at him, dude, pop comment. That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: We need more legit badasses in Hollywood, you know, long ago,
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  Speaker 1: or the days of the Chuck Norrises and Benny your
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  Speaker 1: Aquatus and guys like that that would actually step in
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  Speaker 1: there and fucking throw down. Now we just got all
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  Speaker 1: these fucking little pussies, these little Timothy shall May little pussies.
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  Speaker 1: If Timothy shall May ever wants to box to prove
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  Speaker 1: that he's tough enough to be in a movie. Set
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  Speaker 1: me up, Set me up to fight Timothy shall Maine
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  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck his name is. Any day of
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  Speaker 1: the week. I would fight Timothy Shallmaine or Tom Holland
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  Speaker 1: and street beefs anytime they want for free. What else
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  Speaker 1: we got here? This one looks promising. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 1: It's like he's doing a punch in a burning yard.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see it, chee.
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  Speaker 2: Che Now it's not the time to hide. Now, it's
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  Speaker 2: the time to fight on your worst night.
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  Speaker 1: Bub Okay, So if you had him spider Man and
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  Speaker 1: Deadpool in the movie, you know they gotta do that
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  Speaker 1: movie at some point. I don't know if spider Man's
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  Speaker 1: in Deadpool and Wolverine or whatever, but if he's not,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do the three of them together. It would
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  Speaker 1: be fucking amazing. Could you imagine anybody trying to fuck
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  Speaker 1: with this guy? Imagine Magneto trying to fuck with this guy. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you get fed up? Hell yeah, Marvel just needs to
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  Speaker 1: uh sack up. They need to grow a pair of
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  Speaker 1: fucking balls and get this guy in there as Wolverine.
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  Speaker 1: If they had any sense, they would cast this guy's
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  Speaker 1: Wolverine in a heartbeat, no questions asked. Could you imagine
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  Speaker 1: the amount of people that would go watch your ship? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Tough.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking amazing. It's all honest. There's one that
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for in particular. Let me see if I
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  Speaker 1: can find it. Might be this one Juggleverine. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't oh my god, incredible. Not only would I
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  Speaker 1: buy the movie ticket, would I buy the DVD? I
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  Speaker 1: would also buy the popcorn bucket if they did a
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  Speaker 1: popcorn bucket of this guy. Also, he wraps, so you
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  Speaker 1: could have like a wrapping Wolverine. I don't really know.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't watched a ton of his rap videos, but
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  Speaker 1: occasionally they pop up to one of his wraps. Not bad, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: dude's got a decent voice too. So there we go.
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  Speaker 1: We got we got the next Wolverine on deck. Marvel
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  Speaker 1: just needs to make the next move and sign this
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  Speaker 1: fucking guy. Yes, fucking screams every time. I just have
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  Speaker 1: that on repeat in my car when I'm driving to work,
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  Speaker 1: just to really get me amped up for the day.
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  Speaker 1: I was probably exavier talking to him and his head.
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  Speaker 1: Damn motherfucker is fast. See. I think people are distracted
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  Speaker 1: sometimes by the performance. But if you pay attention to
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  Speaker 1: how this motherfucker moves, he's quick. This guy would fuck
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackman out. He would fuck up Hugh Jackman Andlon Reynolds.
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  Speaker 1: No doubt about that ship. Oh god, that's violent. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: that jump spin is pretty impressive too, Like, go outside
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  Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna jump sp. I bet you won't.
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  Speaker 1: Bet you'll fucking pull something in your back or your
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  Speaker 1: your leg or something. You'll blow your knee out doing
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  Speaker 1: that ship. All right, So I think that's it. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're good on this video. Go ahead, Marvel, you
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  Speaker 1: know you know what to do. Sign this motherfucker, get
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  Speaker 1: him a contract. Honestly, the way that Marvel's been lately,
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  Speaker 1: Just get him in the next damn movie. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: have nothing to lose. The only thing you have to
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  Speaker 1: lose is more money from putting out more shitty shows,
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  Speaker 1: more shitty movies. Get them a fucking show at least,
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  Speaker 1: Like how many dumbass Marvel shows are there out there
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  Speaker 1: with just like a bullshit storyline and a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: like overpaid actors who kind of fucking suck because they
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  Speaker 1: don't care about what they're doing. This guy's clearly passionate
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  Speaker 1: about what he's doing. He's doing this for well, at
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  Speaker 1: one point, for no money. I imagine he probably maybe
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  Speaker 1: makes money doing this now on the Internet, which is amazing,
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  Speaker 1: pretty insane to think about. Yeah, I can't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even think of the last Marvel TV show I watched
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  Speaker 1: where I was like, oh, yeah, this seems like somebody
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  Speaker 1: gives a shit about this.