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Cruisin’ for a Bruisin' w/ Luenell · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scal Come from scal Come, Rob's fro godess what's pop?
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  Speaker 1: And congregation, it's your girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lacey Mosley aka Scam got us back with the comedy
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  Speaker 2: podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practice it.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out along the way.
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  Speaker 2: In congregation, you already know I'm what very yes, excited,
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  Speaker 2: y'all go ahead and stand up. We got some praise
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  Speaker 2: dancers today. If pasts anniversary, this is a lit ass
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  Speaker 2: day for the podcast because we have royalty in the building.
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  Speaker 2: She's an icon, she's a legend, and she's always the moment,
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  Speaker 2: the original bad girl of comedy. You've seen her in
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  Speaker 2: coming to America too. A star is born always Sonny
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  Speaker 2: in Philadelphia, Hacked, and so much more. That's just the
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  Speaker 2: name of you. We would be here all day if
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  Speaker 2: I listened how much this woman works. This year, our
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  Speaker 2: guest made history at the iconic Apollo Theater by becoming
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  Speaker 2: the first black female comedian since Moms Mabley in nineteen
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  Speaker 2: sixty eight to sell it out two years in a rot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes.
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  Speaker 2: If you haven't already, please check out her latest Netflix
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  Speaker 2: special Town Business and see her live headlining and residency
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  Speaker 2: in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all know, y'all love Las Vegas presidency.
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  Speaker 2: Honey, at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club Congregation, please welcome the Icon,
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  Speaker 2: the Queen, my personal comedy hero, the hilarious Lunelle to
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: Lunelle. Hi, yeah, and means some classes airhorns.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you?
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  Speaker 4: You have all your infa.
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  Speaker 2: Put them in on the back end chest so we
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  Speaker 2: can have some classes and airhorns.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love you doing it for aself.
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  Speaker 3: I do it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You should as you should.
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  Speaker 2: Now at your Las Vegas residency, are you giving out
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  Speaker 2: Cherry's like Usher?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I would love to get out of Cherry or too,
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  Speaker 3: not like Usher. But so far it's just laughs.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. That's all the people need. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: all they need, especially in.
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  Speaker 2: This comedy scene, like we love a season comedian who
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  Speaker 2: knows how to get the crowd going. Okay, Yes, So
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  Speaker 2: I have to ask you, you know, what is your
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  Speaker 2: relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love them? Do you hate them?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever had some run on you? Have you
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  Speaker 2: run some that are past the statute of limitations? That
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  Speaker 2: being the I won't come.
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  Speaker 3: I hate scams. Scams are the worst. I think one
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  Speaker 3: of the biggest scams going now is ordering anything from Japan.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you wander like, oh, that's a nice top,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get it in three X you come and
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  Speaker 3: the three xs in Japan about the size of a
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  Speaker 3: Barbie Doll shirt. No, man, that's a scam. And anything
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  Speaker 3: that you can't get a hold of a person to
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  Speaker 3: deal with is a terrible scam.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like scams.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, the thought that that's somebody's gig
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  Speaker 3: to do fraud people out of their money is heinous.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, we've got.
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  Speaker 2: A strong opinion from Lil Al coming in today. Lunelle's
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  Speaker 2: coming in with I hate scams.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the edge with it.
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  Speaker 2: There's some scams that I feel like are more Robinhood
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  Speaker 2: where it's like you're scamming up the corporations, are scamming us,
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  Speaker 2: you're getting your lig back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're scamming every day people on the streets
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  Speaker 2: or the trains and.
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  Speaker 1: The planes and the byway, so yeah, I have an
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  Speaker 1: issue with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, so I don't have a scam.
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  Speaker 3: If you are able to get like billions or millions
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  Speaker 3: or hundreds of thousands of dollars from some greedy ass corporation,
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  Speaker 3: then go go, baby, go.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But if it's from an elderly person, or if
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  Speaker 2: it's from somebody who's really in desperate financial straits, right,
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  Speaker 2: love fraud? I hate love fraud across the board, across
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  Speaker 2: the ward hated that is? Yeah, okay, But have you
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  Speaker 2: ever had someone try to run a scam on you?
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  Speaker 3: I think I probably have, you know, early before we
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  Speaker 3: really knew what a lot of these scams were. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you get emails to say, hey, you're account of want
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  Speaker 3: to be deactivated in five minutes. All your file's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be gone if you don't click this link and put
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  Speaker 3: your pathsword in.
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  Speaker 4: Right, that's a scam.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know phone solicitors that they're trying to help you
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  Speaker 3: knowother or not, that's that's a scam.
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  Speaker 1: Will they be trying to offer you now.
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  Speaker 3: Or you know, I don't really remember because I'm not
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  Speaker 3: wanting to be on the phone with the bullshap for long.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know how you hear people like on Rickie
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  Speaker 3: Smiley Show the Stuff and they do prank call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you can't prank call me becuse I'm a hang up
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  Speaker 3: and I'm a black and then you can't call me back,
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  Speaker 3: like within one minute.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, who's this what?
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  Speaker 3: Click? But I don't know you.
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  Speaker 1: You're not engage you at all? Who's this what?
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  Speaker 3: Click?
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  Speaker 1: By?
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  Speaker 3: Don't right right? Don't know what you do.
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  Speaker 2: I also can tell now a little bit if I
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  Speaker 2: pick up a random number and.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, is this miss mostly And.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't even sound like you know me
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  Speaker 2: well enough to be doing anything with me?
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  Speaker 1: Or this call may be recorded? Okay, if you're gonna record,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm hanging.
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  Speaker 4: Up, Well record me?
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  Speaker 1: Is it quality?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we will R No, I don't mean you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean like on all phone calls, recording me, because
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna end up showing you how dumb youth sound.
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  Speaker 2: I would imagine, like in this industry, and you've been
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  Speaker 2: in this industry for a while now, always working, always books,
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  Speaker 2: like nobody ever reached down and was like, loun, we
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  Speaker 2: have an opportunity for you, like come perform here, come
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  Speaker 2: do this or that, and it was like a little sketchy,
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  Speaker 2: you didn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh back in the earlier days, Yeah, before I have security.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just so you know there are there is security
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  Speaker 1: in here. Right, I'm a little shook.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I'm from always than cute anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no seting movements when security is here, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Or you can make a certain movement and get tackled.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like fun to me. No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't I don't have I don't have many bogus
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  Speaker 3: show offers anymore, but of course we've all been through them.
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  Speaker 3: Do a show on New Year's even, get a check,
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  Speaker 3: the check bounces New Year's Day, you ain't got no more.
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  Speaker 3: Then you go back to find and can't find the
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  Speaker 3: nore placed as clothed you know well or been Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I went back to me, I can three of us.
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  Speaker 3: We all did a New Year's Eve show back in
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  Speaker 3: the day and Sacramento got a check and then the
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  Speaker 3: next day went to go cracked the check and it
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  Speaker 3: was no bueno. So we go back to the place
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  Speaker 3: it's where we did the show the night before, and
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  Speaker 3: it's like somebody came and moved that motherfucker. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it was they was renting the chairs or renting
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  Speaker 3: or whatever, but it was like gone. And then the
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  Speaker 3: person's number.
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  Speaker 1: Was the traveling like the circus that was gone.
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  Speaker 3: And then one time I did a show for a
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  Speaker 3: guy who was like, Okavin, bring them money to your
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  Speaker 3: room as soon as we set them bringing myne to
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  Speaker 3: the room. Never came to the room. I wasn't there
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  Speaker 3: at checkout, had to get out of the room, sit
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  Speaker 3: in the lobby, wait for the food, not answering the phone.
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  Speaker 3: He was off on some drug hor bens like lebarre
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  Speaker 3: odem and was like, it took me a lot to
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  Speaker 3: get my bread. But that don't have too much anymore
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  Speaker 3: because I got like a line of people you have
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  Speaker 3: to go through before you ever ever get to me.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I love that. You deserve to be protected
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  Speaker 2: a black period. Yes, okay, we love to see it.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have to shake people down no more. We
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  Speaker 2: got people who do the show.
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  Speaker 3: If we do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, no, see that's what I like.
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  Speaker 3: To don't put him on gent but if we do,
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  Speaker 3: that's a shakedown artists right there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't wait till them since like I get to phase
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  Speaker 2: in my career like you where I can have a
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  Speaker 2: shakedown man who travels with me.
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  Speaker 3: You can have that and just comes money. He's not
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  Speaker 3: cheap girl, first class.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even know where to find
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  Speaker 1: a shakedown man.
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  Speaker 4: Oh we got him, know where?
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  Speaker 1: That okay, okay, that's good to know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to hit you
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  Speaker 2: up because I need to know, or hit hoit up
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  Speaker 2: your team, maybe hit up your shakedown man, and I
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  Speaker 2: get learned. I just plan to go to night clubs
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  Speaker 2: and see bouncers and people and try to save them,
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  Speaker 2: like you know how Drake tries to save strippers from
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  Speaker 2: the strip club. But I'm like, I go to the
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  Speaker 2: night club and I see you a bouncer. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have to live like this, baby boom.
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  Speaker 4: The boxers are fine, They're fine.
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  Speaker 1: I just see somebody who's bigger. You can travel with me. Yeah, right, yes,
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  Speaker 1: my Julius. You got your Julius Julius.
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  Speaker 3: I've been in contact with Julius before he knocked the
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  Speaker 3: fucking phone out man hand.
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was doing a video with Lady Gaga and
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  Speaker 3: Beyonce in the telephone video telephone, and I was on
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  Speaker 3: this set. I was trying to sneak in video Beyonce,
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  Speaker 3: which I did in a little bit. But I was
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  Speaker 3: way back, like seven phones ago. And uh, but Julius, Julius,
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  Speaker 3: he was rhyme. He's very very big, and he was
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  Speaker 3: doing pool good fun of poom.
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  Speaker 1: No like that, hes on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's on it. I mean he's still there. So yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean when you become famous for being someone's boucer,
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  Speaker 1: like you know.
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  Speaker 3: You're really on it.
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  Speaker 1: And you've never heard of We've never heard of, never
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  Speaker 1: heard that man speak.
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  Speaker 4: I don't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see no social media from him.
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  Speaker 4: You don't smile. Yeah, no, I don't think he got
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  Speaker 4: no social.
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  Speaker 2: He don't gott He could even have some nice fun
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  Speaker 2: content like Julius is juices.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, none of that. He stays off the.
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  Speaker 4: Web for bread that he's getting pro he's gonna do whatever, and.
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  Speaker 1: Amen as he should. That's right, That's what I would do.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, Beyonsa could hire me to just blow wind in
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  Speaker 2: her like break, I'm just out there, hold the fans.
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  Speaker 1: I'm blowing on her.
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  Speaker 2: I was in Destiny's Shod the original four. Oh, there
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  Speaker 2: was no way you kicked me out of that group. Baby,
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  Speaker 2: I would have been quiet as hell doing I was
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  Speaker 2: like Beyonce, do you need a massage?
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  Speaker 3: Did you go to Renaissan Cowboy Cary, Yes, of course,
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  Speaker 3: where did you Cagard?
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  Speaker 1: Gotta go to Houston.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what made me so mad about that
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  Speaker 2: is that Beyonce got scammed because she did Cowboy Carter
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  Speaker 2: in Atlanta and gave Atlanta like all.
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  Speaker 1: The you know, jay Z popped up like it was
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  Speaker 1: real popular.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and apparents, Yes, exactly Vegas. So see, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: get Destiny. I didn't get the Children of Destiny.
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  Speaker 4: But Renas we were there when Diana came out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I was there for that too. We were we
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  Speaker 1: were in the same theater. I mean, it's the It.
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  Speaker 3: Was somebody I.
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  Speaker 2: Know saw she had Meg come out, Megan the Stallion,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't remember if Doc came out, but maybe
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  Speaker 2: for Cowboy Card. I'm not sure, but I just remember
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  Speaker 2: that with this you Got, you Got, it's a scam,
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  Speaker 2: it's a skim.
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  Speaker 1: I love her. I think she's fantastic and her music.
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  Speaker 1: I loved her. That song was She's like, how does
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  Speaker 1: it feel to be you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I did. I loved you. She was so.
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  Speaker 1: We love you come to the show.
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  Speaker 2: But I remember what I was saying in Atlanta, she
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  Speaker 2: had brought out guests and stuff, because she didn't bring
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  Speaker 2: anybody out in Houston, but she brought out guests and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And then it might have been night three, I can't
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  Speaker 2: remember which night, but she got like they broke into
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  Speaker 2: one of the buses or cars that they have and
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  Speaker 2: took her music. And she wasn't the only person that
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of scammers came out and started like busting
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  Speaker 2: open cars and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what the scammer logic. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: how dare you rob the queen? You know she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: find you.
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  Speaker 2: She finds everybody baby picture and they don't even know
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  Speaker 2: how like why would you rob the queen? But also
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  Speaker 2: what struck me was that Beyonce concerts are actually kind
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  Speaker 2: of like affordable when they come out, but then when
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  Speaker 2: the resellers get a hold of them, they become astronomical,
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  Speaker 2: like crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So I think it's really I mean, the tour costs
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  Speaker 3: a lot of money. I get that, but I think,
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  Speaker 3: you know, and I'm sorry, you know, little Oldharment went
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  Speaker 3: concert tickets was fifteen dollars, you know, But but I
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  Speaker 3: just think that it's really outraged. Is the money that
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  Speaker 3: people are paying for these concert tickets. But you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to get to.
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  Speaker 2: Be what They're not gonna buzz because it's not Beyonce
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  Speaker 2: doing it. She's a Benevola queen. She puts out the
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  Speaker 2: tickets and then resellers buy the tickets and mark them
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  Speaker 2: up crazy.
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  Speaker 3: There's something that could be done, because Prince did twenty
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  Speaker 3: five shows for twenty five days for twenty five dollars
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  Speaker 3: at the far Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: See, so you can do it.
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  Speaker 3: There's a way to circumvent that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how that was a different time, because
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  Speaker 2: now the girls got bots, Lunel, they got boughts. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's right, Yeah, they got bots that are buying up
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of tickets at once. They're putting them on
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  Speaker 2: a credit card and then reselling them box.
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  Speaker 4: Is that another word for wife folks?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes yes, sometimes yes.
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  Speaker 4: The wife would be buying.
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  Speaker 3: They get that credit card, they'll buy I think there's
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  Speaker 3: a limit, now, is there a limit on that many
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  Speaker 3: ticket tickets?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But then now they're going for the higher priced tickets
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  Speaker 2: in the front and stuff, getting a few of those
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  Speaker 2: and marking them up crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't buy tickets if I can't go with a
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  Speaker 4: plug get back.
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  Speaker 3: Say, you know, you.
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  Speaker 2: Should not have to buy a ticket to nowhere. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even want you to buying a ticket at
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  Speaker 2: the airport. You should show up and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that one screw up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to find a pilot, so I do have
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  Speaker 3: to stop. But any pilots out there with a day
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: that's eeleveny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, pilots out there.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to date, yes, down to an American preferably.
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  Speaker 3: But we've got we've got specifics are okay too?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Listen, I always say like, look, y'all can say
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  Speaker 2: pj's are bad for the planet, but for me, it's
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  Speaker 2: reparations because I'm blanking the planet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how the fuck long we're going to be on
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  Speaker 4: the planet anyway?
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  Speaker 1: I remember to tell you were fantastic, y'all. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on with you?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, like, I feel like, because
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  Speaker 2: the tickets are so expensive for Beyonce because of the retailers, Like,
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  Speaker 2: if you can afford to go to a Beyonce costars,
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  Speaker 2: scammers are definitely going to be like, oh you know what,
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  Speaker 2: we should definitely go rob these people's cars because they
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  Speaker 2: got it.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, And first of all, how did they even
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  Speaker 3: get to the vehicle?
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  Speaker 4: Where was the security inside job?
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  Speaker 3: If you ask me, because how do you get like
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  Speaker 3: I've been on Twit with Cat, I've been on Twitter chapel.
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  Speaker 3: There's people watching the vehicles right when the show is
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  Speaker 3: going on. So how did that happen?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good, that's a good.
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  Speaker 3: There's no, it's not like you parked on the street,
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  Speaker 3: right you know they're unloading Doctor Underground.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. The Beyonce tour bus is not like
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  Speaker 1: Triple parked in the front of the video, so that happen.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good point. I hadn't thought about camera
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  Speaker 2: in the camp. M m, well, you know, Beyonce, they'll
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  Speaker 2: sniff them out. So I'm gonna have to pray for
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  Speaker 2: them because that's crazy scarce.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 2: So let's get into our next segment here historic Hoodwinks.
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  Speaker 2: This is where I'm gonna regale you came now with
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  Speaker 2: a famous concaper group of criminals. I want your opinions
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  Speaker 2: all throughout. I'll ask you questions and we might see
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: some images up there. Feel for you to chat about
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: those because the listeners will see them as well. When
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: the episode drops. But okay, so we're talking about something recent.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: In twenty twenty three, there were passengers who had paid
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of dollars for a three year cruise
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: and they had their dreams dashed when the cruise company
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: admitted they didn't actually have a ship and the voyage
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: was canceled. So they paid for a cruise from a
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: company in the up and was like, oops, y'all, we
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: actually do not have a ship, and we just learned
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: as an integral part of cruising is the ship part. Yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: we didn't think it through.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Neither did the passengers, because first of all, what kind
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: of lunatic goes on a fucking three year crew?
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Five days?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: And I ready got a fux call number one, number two.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: If you can pay for a three year cruise, you
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: can afford to lose some money because you already got
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: the money.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: We're going to three hundred and seventy five destination.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: What's kind of luna tack? Okay, you ain't getting no
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: fried chicken or nothing. You have you been on a cruise, Yes,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: I've been on it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: You know there's no potato chips on a cruise ship.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I never thought about that I know, think about it. Wow,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I never had a chip on a potato ship.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: There's no potato potato ship, no potato chips. Wow. So
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: you're only gonna be eating cruise food. There's only so
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: many lobsters you can eat. Girls that after that, they
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: just want some neck bones, right a train?
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Can you go three years on the soul train?
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: Group?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yell?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: No, I ain't going three years on the soul chains.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Go three years old?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Sho Teddy Riley neam.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Are they staying on the boat the whole three years?
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Tell me it's not my scam?
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Well listen, no, on this one, they were supposed to
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: stay on the boat for three years and visit three
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five different destination.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: How many people can you fuck if you stay on
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: the boat for three years?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Now, you gotta boo up At that point you gotta
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: get married on the crew. It's not a flint We
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: go together.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I have an icebox for my heart
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: used to be, so I don't know nothing. I don't
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: want to be with nobody for no three three years.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: No, it's bay, I'll see you on the Lido deck
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: like I got Lido. We together, We together bad three years.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I better not see you doing, captain. If I'm on
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: the boat for three year, I'm sucking the captain. I'm
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: driving a boat.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, listen, driving the boat. Literally shout out to Meg.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: This was a Turkish cruise company called Mire Cruises, and
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: they launched this Life at Sea project after thirty years
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: of sending boat around the Mediterranean. So they did have
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: some like clout for sending boats around the Mediterranean.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: And then they got everybody. Yeah, and they can be found.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: They've been found.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: We know who they are, so clearly they've been found, Yeah,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: because I got their name.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: But but how is it mind? It's me Ray Cruises,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Mary now.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Mary now marrying them cruises.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, and so if this is March twenty twenty three,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: you know, we're fresh off of the height of the pandemic.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Like senior citizens, people who just want to get away,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: maybe touch some ocean. I can see people wanting to
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: escape after the grueling time that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: We had, Like you know, people who have retired to
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: cruise ship. I do know about that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: They don't sow the house, sold shit and fuck the kids.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: We out. They get on the cruise ship, go on
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: the cruise stay on the boat like they lived there.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I've seen that before, Yes, and I could be exciting
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: for three years.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Shit, it's that's that's way too long for me. But
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: they do have a lot of different locations, so maybe
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: they could spice it up. But no, I couldn't eat
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: that cruise food. We would have to at least changed
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: the menu.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: A lot, a lot.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Where's a black deck, where's the soul food deck? Yes,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: you need to have a black DA don't have on
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: a cruise ship either. You find me a cruise ship
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: with black eyed pas, I'll book a trip tonight.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: For three years.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: I we know you Dona that said, I'm not going Yeah, no,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Of course, Yes, I love that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I actually had an interaction with a comedian that was
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: like not that great on a cruise show. I don't
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: remember his name. No, I don't think he'd be working
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: like that. It wasn't like you like.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I walked up to him at the end of the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: set and I was like, oh, Grace said, I was like,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: and I think I was in college, and I was like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I really want to do stand up comedy and he
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: was like, well, good luck with that.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: And then just like left that fuck her today. I
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: don't know exactly.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hopefully he was booked to work
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: on this cruise.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Never left on the three year bullshit cruise. Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: So they were offering these tickets for this three year cruise,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: promising passengers a thousand days of sailing around the world
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: in a floating apartment block. And it's not a vacation
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: on these trips, like you live here now, So they're
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: trying to say, it's not a vacation. Don't look at
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: it that way.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: You live on the boat.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what they want to do.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: And so Marie was jumping on a trend of long
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: term round the world cruising and offering it at a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: discounted price. So I know you said, like who can
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: afford that? Like this is supposed to be the cheaper
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: version for it, so that everyday person can have a
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: boat apartment.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: You get what you pay for it. Every day people
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: don't need an apartment around a goddamn cruise ship. Not
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: every day people people.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I think everybody even know they're gonna be retired if
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: they own this thing. But also my thing is like
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: if we're own there for three hundred and seventy five days.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: What happens if my appartment was like a what if? Yes,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: that's the boat right there, the boat that don't exist, yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: or maybe a boat I say, aieboat that's an aiyeboat?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or I look like that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, but listen, this is on Good Morning of America.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: So that's how far they got with the marketing. Is
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: they targeted the Good Morning America audience. And you know,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: if you've done I know you've done gm A. I've
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: done it too, And like that audience is like a
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: little bit like they're they're usually a little bit older
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: and they're like yeah, or women of middle aged or
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: more and white okay, yes, well yes, but you know
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: it's like either you watch gm A while you're getting
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: ready to go to work, or you watch gm A
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: when you're waking up to start your retirement day before
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: you get the crochet and the ship.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: You know what everybody retired in not fucking Okay, I
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: don't know what you're you know, I don't know. You're right.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You work all the time.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, I do work, last night, working right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Now, working right now. Try to tell me what we're retired, y'all.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Guess is as good as mine.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: They get syphilis and ship like that. No, there's a
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: lot of fucking going on to the senior citizens until.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: There is, because when you see it's around Callie, all
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: the ads for like because we have like a h
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: F and like a bunch of like STD awarenesses things
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: like you might see a no more and that's just
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: like syphilis. So you're like, damn, syphilis is pack and
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god. But they do now have
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the ads where it's not just the young sexy people
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: hug and they.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Have also yeah nasty.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So we have a little video here of like what
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: this cruise would look like. So let's see what the
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: advertisement is giving.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, an inside look at a voyage on the
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: high seas like we've never seen before. As more and
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: more passengers sign up for the world's first three year
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: around the globe.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: People, places, and things.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I am excited to experience.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: Three hundred people.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: She's excited to experience.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: In one hundred and thirty five countries.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you're right all seven. She's trying to
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: experience people.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: You could do that at home.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can experience people, places and things on land.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: She was trying to experience some locked on a book.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: She's trying to be a sea urch and not to
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: get that thing away.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Listen, cruise eyes too, because like there's only so many
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: people can be on the boat, so you're gonna have
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: to make your choices.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Guys, it's limited.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: You just started the top deck and work your way down.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Everybody don't know anybody, that's true.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: So Farris started at thirty thousand per person per year.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Now if you think about an apartment, that's like a
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: little less than three than what.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You would pay. Don't ask me to do math doing
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: this thing when I'm like, it's twelve months in a year.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so it's like that's like twenty five hundred
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's pretty that's like and you get laundry service.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this included a commodation because you don't have
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: food and drinks, laundry and even health care.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they have hospitals on ship.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: But I went to well one to me really yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: it's like in the brig or the brig is the
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: jail right now, I.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Got that on there too.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Why are you bulletring?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: That's cruise prison.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: You've been there to No, no, no, not on the ship.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I am not.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I'm a high seeds.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Wait, I need to know if you get locked up
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: on the three year cruise, like, are you doing a
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: bid under the boat?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I think when they dock they're gonna take your ass
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: off that bench.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be like acon I'm locked up. They
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: won't let me ask that.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: You will be. But you're getting off that boat.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you're getting off the boat. Because I was
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: thinking about that now, I'm like, how I'm doing three
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: years on the boat?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Can? No?
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: No?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: So they had like one hundred eleven cabins and they
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: were trying to get a slightly older ship with smaller
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: cabins so they can make it affordable for the everyday person. Now,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the ship that we're looking at right now that don't
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: look old to me, like what's being advertised on GMA
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: does not look old. It looks pretty nice and new,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: and the cabin looks pretty large, and cruise ship cabins
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: are not this big unless you're looking at like a
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: deluxe sweet. So it's giving y'all are doing a bait
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: and switch where you're showing me this nice, luscious ass
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: boat and then when I show up y'all was gonna
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: put me on a booby.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: That's like buying that property off the internet and you
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: get there in this swamp yep.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I once was looking at a place and the guy
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: was I was like, okay, would you guys have any
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: like pest problems or like roaded problems, like I was
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: renting then apartment and he was like, oh, no, we don't.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm like checking the cabins and tail well, I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: said like well. He actually was lovely enough that he
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: was like, no, we have no pest, roast problem, no
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: roach problem. But if you leave crumb roach will come.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, then that means y'all got
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: a roach problem.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: This is the kitchen rum.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Roach will come, girl.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I was funny.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: He didn't even add no s to the crumb. He
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: a crumb they coming outside.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Roach.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: I have a terrible cockroach story.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: No. Back in the days when I was living in
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: oak And, California and the crack epidemic was running rampant,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: and I was smoking crack too, I went to a crackhouse.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I put my purse on the floor and I think
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: a cockroach crawlings in my purse. The next day I
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: had to take the bark train, which like the l
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: train or whatever like that, to a temp job. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: got to the temp job, I put my purse on
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: the desk and the cockroads crawled.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Out my purse.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: My boss at the temp job was talking on the
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: phone and I could see the cockroads going around the
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: phone cord coming.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Up toward his mouth.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Mortified. Then they put the phone down before it got
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: to his mouth, and the cock crows came across the
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: desk and they went in for for the drawing. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: sometimes time flam climbed the drawer and obliterated the cockroads.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: But that bitch followed me to work in my purse
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Now we're just two working girls.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Girl, catch ride with me.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Now the cock was like, girl, get that crack.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Life, work with me.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: The crack is waging up. Girl going to work. Oh no,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: my goodness, girl a wildlife.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: So remember the company that talking about, the Turkish company
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: that had the nice ass boat, They already had a
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: boat called the MV Gemini, which was like a nineteen
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: thousand ton dessel vessel, and it was built in ninety two.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Now remember it's twenty twenty three now, so we gonna
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: get in a nineteen ninety two boat basically, and it
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: could accommodate one thy seventy four passengers.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So that's the kind of around where they're looking for.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: So, according to Mike Peterson, the managing director who was
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: in charge of sales for the cruise at the time,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: by the end of March twenty twenty three, the team
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: has sold two hundred and eighty five cabins out of
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: four hundred cabins, So two hundred and eighty five people
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: was lit. They wanted to go on this magic boat ride.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: But then the engineers in April were like, hey, the
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: ship actually can't accommodate this many people because it's old
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: as hell, and so they said they didn't have enough
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: fuel capacity to make it across the Atlantic. They didn't
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: have enough boat gas. Oh no, no, one never had
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: this problem with his art, That's all I'm.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Saying, because relied on Jesus.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I think they were trying to rely on Jesus too,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: say who needs gas when you got them got Jesus.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: So basically they were like, Ooh, don't worry about it,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: we gonna get a new ship. This is actually the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: raggedy ship that they were using. Yeah, got the ship
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that we sorry first, no, this is the ship that
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: that that they were talking about, like I got a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: thousand people.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: That ship is given dysentery, it's given all the toilets
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: clog up and then floods.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: It's giving I don't I don't like it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: So May thirty, twenty twenty three customer payment like their
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: deadline approach. So they told everybody you got to pay
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: by this much. So they probably got some kind of
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: like chlorinol like installment, like you ain't got it all
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: up front, you can pay it down right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: So the managing director, and this is Mike again, he
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: still hadn't received confirmation that they actually had a boat
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: because like the other boat, remember, they was like it
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: don't got no gas, it's hella hello, oh, like it
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: was given Titanic. So they were like, okay, we're gonna
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: get another boat and we will keep taking money. They
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: never got another boat. They never got the Oro, which
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: is supposed to be nice.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: So what happenedt with this money? They're still standing what's
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: going on? Yes?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: So then jail, we were gonna see in in one
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: more page, we gonna know.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to get here. I'm trying to get
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: locked up, me out.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, when they go to the brig to the clink. Yes.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: So without consulting his bosses, this is Mike who was
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: taking all the payments. He postponed payment deadlines for customers
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: by a month, meaning that he was he was like, Hey,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: we don't got no boat right now anyway, so we
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: actually remember me different. I't say that, Hey, we're going
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: to give y'all all the chance to get on the boat,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: so we're gonna postpone the dead like y'all keep giving
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: your money.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, they don't have a boat.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what to say, because I would
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: never fall for no dumb like that in the first place.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: If they got the boat.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Anytime you book the cruise ship, did you ask like, hey,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: can I get a picture of the boat in today's newspaper?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I have never.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Like a bookie.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not a mere mortal like that exactly.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: So you wouldn't know if they you just show up
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: to be the star. So how do you know if
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: the boat gonna be there when you get there?
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I done got my deposit and
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: don't give out. Fuck.
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: How about that?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Hey man?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: How about that? Okay?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these people were paid.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, no boat, okay, well I'll just keep
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: just fifteen thousand, okay me when you already got work.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, see you get booked. They are doing the booking.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: It's different, Okay.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Well, we have choices in this life, you know what
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, for me, you choose to have talent
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: like yours. That's a blessing from God. But that's very
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: sweet of you to be. Like everyone can choose to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: be lunel. You know, it's not that hard.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: It's just like if you choose to be a doctor,
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: you choose to be a lawyer, you gotta work at it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: If you choose to be a you think that artist.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: If you choose to be an artist and you just
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: work hard enough that you will be successful.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Not all the time, but it's certainly more easier now
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: with that social media and all this book ship. Like
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of singers that's on the on the
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: on the radio that came sing there's talk show hosts
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: on TV that aren't good, that's true. And there's a
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: lot of people that are working right now in the industry.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That ain't ship.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: And I name names you want me.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Too, okay, Williams, No, but I know what you mean
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: that those tiny desks have been an eye opener.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who because we go, We're gonna
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: leave with light and love.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Liked almost all of them.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I almost all of them to so when I click
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: on one that I'm not gonna say, but I love
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I loved them back in the day when they were
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: singing and I thought they were so wonderful.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And then they were singing and I was like, oh, no,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: could you never be able to sing?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Just beautiful? I haven't heard a bad one.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll tell you.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: My person.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I love this person too much to say because I'm
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: still standing by it beside.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: So the owner of the whole company and his name
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: is v Dat Jaul, he said, Oh, don't worry about
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the boat situation.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get another boat. So just keep taking the money. Cool, cool, cool,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: So they keep taking the money. Kendra, Who's another person
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: who was promoted from vice president of strategy and business
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: to CEO.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: She eo.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: She told passengers on Facebook because that's definitely where you
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: contact past.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah or eo, oh my god, girl, you just gave
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: me a little bar.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: So, but why is the sheeo knocked the tongue out
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: real high girl ship. Okay, oh she e o eo?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: So she got on Facebook. Now, if I buy something,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I don't want the company that I'm purchasing from to
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: contact me via Facebook. That's like if I purchase them
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: on Amazon and Amazon getting my DMS, like, hey girl.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: We saw you wanted these fans for the consert. It's Amazon.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna respond to that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I might I need a friend of Amazon. Clearly, I
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: got an addiction.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: You know, you're just trying to make friends everywhere. You
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: can need a friend of Amazon. You need a friend
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: a pilot.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: At the gas station. I need a friend at Amazon.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I definitely need a friend at the Apple store. I
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: need a friend at the grocery store. And you know,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: cause the eggs bitch and so I need friends.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like anytime you throw a party, it just
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: looks like a corporate convention, Like it's a friend from
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: every industry.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: That's what I need.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: That ain't what I got.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: My friend's crazy rad shit.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Oh I love it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: So they basically we got on Facebook and they were like,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: we determined to keep this cruise going. The boat thing
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: is a minor detail. We'll we gonna have that later.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: How long we go keep talking about this goddamn boat.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So basically it was not happening.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, that got scamp got so boom.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, So November first, they basically had to say to
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: people that behind the scenes, they ain't gett no boat.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: There's no boat.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So Mike kind of instansive to keep selling these cabins
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: even without a boat, because he was getting yeah, he
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: was getting a cut.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: He's still selling cabins on a boat that don't exist,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and people are praying, I need to mean Mike. He's goat.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: He really is.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And then the company filed the defamation lost against Mike,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: claiming that the cruise was taking place on a bigger
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: and better ship and people who had paid for cabins
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: were confused, where is the cues, Is like the ship
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: happening or not?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Are we getting on the cruise or no?
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: No? Did they get it? Okay?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Did they get their money back?
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, the people who undred eleven cabins that were already
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: sold went to Istanbul that's where the crews was supposed
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: to take off at and they were stranded there.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they couldn't get back.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: It was very you got got lesson learned.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, other people had nowhere to go back to
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Luna because they had sold their apartments or their homes
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: to fund them going on this.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Cruise ride for three years I want you to do,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: or they rented out their home.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Do we have any kind of breakdown on how many
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: black people who was on this boat one?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty hard to get us on. Now
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: we get on boats. But I feel like for three
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: three years, three years.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm not selling my motherfucking house and I'm not
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: paying no thirty motherfucking ouse goddamn dollars the fuck.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they sold their possessions.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not selling my possessions neither.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: No. I like my shit, not even some of them
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: tops from Japan.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: No, I give them to my nieces.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Mean look, some people would also boxed up their positions
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: into pods to be loaded onto the ships. So everything
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: that they owned that they were bringing on the cruise,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: they also brought with them in pods.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: And they never watched.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: But the boats are better now. You know people can
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: see the iceberg?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Are they really? Because I have seen some mother flip
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: fuck over read so much? Okay, well you know I'm
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: just crashed into a doc about a week ago.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Whence are made made anyway? Yep?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, but look, they got their possessions. They had everything,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: a loaded it onto the ship. Those pods were in
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: a Miami warehouse.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: All. I want to know how many black people on
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: the boat do they have a report about that?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: We do not have the racial dollars?
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me tell you how many?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, how many?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: None, that's how the fuck many? Maybe one?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: It might be some interracial couples on that.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that that's happening. But I think you're right
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: before both black girl.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: We don't be having a thirty million dollars thousand dollars.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Dollars people have that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got that, but I'm gonna go fuck
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: it off on no three year ass.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Goddamn.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry people, all peop a little serious exit
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: radio to listen to COOTT got it. I want to
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: apologize for me, if I guy, for my fucked up
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: ass attitude. I'm thinking that this is really stupid. It
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: is somebody to do because some people really have faith
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: and they really wanted to do it, and I think
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: it's sad that they got fucked up.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: And you are entitled to your opinion, Like, because a
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: lot of people did make a lot of risky choices
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: before knowing that they were really going to be able
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: to get on this boat.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Somebody might be listening that did that and they don't
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: want to be called the stupid motherfucker.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, we don't judge here. I judge, and that's fine.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: You're the guest. You could do whatever you want, and I.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Judge what I'm judging.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Like that was the opposite of that Twitter throat that
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: it's like we listen, we don't judge that I listened,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and that judgment.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I judge Clockett for sure, clock Clockett because I will,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: because because Lunel will, Lunel will Clocktt period.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Period. But so yeah, other.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: People have stuff waiting in a Miami warehouse, so they
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: had to pay to ship their stuff there and then
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: also pay to return it when they realized there was
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: no boat.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I got no money that paid him return it. So
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: now you're broke.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, most suspendense. How do you make that?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, if you paid thirty thousand dollars to get on
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: the boat. You know, when we get on boats, we
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: still buy things. We still buy trinkets and buy souvenirs
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: and buy things. I don't know. Man, Well they must
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: have that they got they got the money to spare.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: But they must have the money to spare. Yeah.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I mean also when you're thinking about it, it may
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: not be spare money because it's cost of living. Like
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: you're living someplace that's your apartment on the water, and
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: you have laundry and food and all these like entertainment
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: things included, and you get to travel.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So it's like you're really kind of like you're living
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: on this boat.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: So yeah, but there's a casino. Yeah, there's disco. And
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: don't think them drinks the trees they're not no, no.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Not the alcoholic ones. But you can go hit that
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: juice save as much as you want.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: You can get that little boat card when you get
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: on the boat and make you think you got credit.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Oh this rhymes on me. Yeah, let's get some drinks.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Then the night before you great lead, they slide that
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: little fucking paper Bundy your door. That's when people start
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: jumping off the side of the boat.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: But see, the real drinkers be on TikTok give you
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the tips like most boats to let you bring two
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: bottles of wine and they're like the trinky is you
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: take out all the wine and you fill them.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: All up with hard liquor. And everybody in your group
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: does it. And then when we have to go to
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: the cruise ship bar. But I mean for three years,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: you can't do that. You're gonna have to buy the booze.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: So yeah, these people who were the victims, they had
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: to link up online. What did that look like? I
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: just want to see a couple of the comments that
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the victims had.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to see.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we zoom? Can we see any of these?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Make them read it?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: They're over there by the computer.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can read it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, Rachel, you read it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, baby, Hi.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: I am a life at see refugees castaway, cast away.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Wilson refugee.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You're not a refugee. This's not a war tone country.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Early, my god. Okay, okay.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I was just interviewed by my local TV station two
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: days ago and We'll be speaking to New York Times
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: in the next two days, so I'm happy to answer
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: any questions for you all here. We have a WhatsApp
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: group where we talk to each other, and someone got
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: wind of your Reddit group and posted the link if
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: we wanted to answer your questions. I'm an open book.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: One of the things my TV station got wrong was
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: when they said I haven't been fully refunded yet, like
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: ninety six percent of us have not been refunded. I
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: haven't received one cent back.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: And that's great.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I love that there's an organizer in here who was like,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: let's get the angry mob together. Okay, I'm going to
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: talk to the New York Times. I'm talking to anybody
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: who listened to me. I'm going anywhere. They got a microphone, okay,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: turn me out, turn me up.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: They can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk, but
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: they can talk. They can TikTok. But what they can
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: do is get that thirty thousand dollars.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Oh they're trying. No, they're trying.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: No, that the dude heat them paid for the sidebitch's
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: condo another boat that they really are on, and her
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: wardrobe and all that, and her bb out and her brazilion.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Oh can you imagine getting a BBO before you go
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: on a three year boat ride?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And then I can't imagine getting a bb up because
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: you can't even sit down when what's a word to you? Goddam?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you leave Miami, you're going to see people
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: in wheelchairs with their knees on the seat, like getting
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: rolled to the plane and like flying back Like.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I can't understand that.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: My security and I the other day saw a horribly
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: flat bootied lady who it just looked like she had
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: a hole in her back where her bootyo live. This
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: bitch had no ass she I can see get a
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: little a little enhancement.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: It's like what she getting, Like she can go up
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to a flat wall and like touch every part of
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: her back to that.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I feel bad and it's like, maybe do
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: it if you want to.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Get we don't plast the surgery. Shame. But like BBOs
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: are dangerous, so I think.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Wisely and they that's what NICKI min.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they keep saying that on the web.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Now I'm like this this whole.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I've seen some people on TikTok, but I don't know
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: cloud yeah or people who they women would BBOs who
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: that might be.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's a new thing that they say.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like it might just be like we not
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: go to a hospital. It's healing or something. I don't know.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I don't pretend to know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: If any part of your female anatomy.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Thank, okay, it's bad, that's true. Your arm pits a
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: doctor can place.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And I know some funky benches and they got they
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: got they got man though, but some men like a
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: little funk.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's true. Fairmones are a real thing. You're attracting
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: to certain people's sense, whether they're like wearing something or not.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, I don't know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: It's a scam to go out of the country and
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: get a discount any type of surgery. So if you're
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: doing that, that's a scam. Please go to a reputable.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Doctor place.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Budget before as we wrap this episode up, I think
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: we want to talk about a rival.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: You know, I can't.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: The boat is on my nerves.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I know we're gonna stop. It's a different boat, but
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be quicker for another boat. So another boat
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: rolls from the ashes. Look at these people they standing
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: in front of the boat. You know we're not there.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: You already said it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: The people on the radio are going to see.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: The Yes, they're gonna see the screen.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: People screen, Tell me where the black folks are? Way,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: see the mountains in the back. They over there barbecuing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was another company that pulled up and they
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: were like, Hey, we're actually gonna do this for real.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: So they have a residency ship and they are actually
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: en route to Acapolco. So they're actually doing the damn
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: thing for And look, they got fresh fruit and vegetables. Look,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: they got a man and a chef.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: They got no taco on a Potato're we only.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Looking at one thing he provided?
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: This looks like breakfast met they got. They got the.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Pools, they got everything. They got a boat.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not getting in that pool either.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we know that's just like a swimming pool.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I meant bot it's like a toilet bowl. Yeah, yes, truly,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: staff Syphiliss.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not back to that.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I got my own pood now on a total bitch
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: about it. I used to swim in the in the
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: pool parties in Vegas, but now ever since COVID, I'm like,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: you know what, maybe I'm not getting wrecked in this
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: water like that. No more, because you know you don't
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: know what's happening in bikini bottoms.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a fact. There's a lot of chlorine in.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: There, so okay, but if you got five thousand people in.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: The pool, yeah, it does get a little warm.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: I want him to put that ship in the pool
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: that make it turn blue if you peet and shame everybody.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I have never actually seen that in real life. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: wondered if it was really you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Go my friends out, be in their pool. You'll see it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: You're some be in mine and watch what happens.
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  Speaker 1: Invitation from the now the p in her pool?
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  Speaker 6: Do it?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: But watch what happened.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: I got some ship for that ass.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. No, I'm too shook to ever pee.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: No mind turns red to make you think you started
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  Speaker 4: your period.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: No trying to play mind games.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: If you won't miss my goddamn pool, no more, huh,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: bleeding emrrooids. Just don't do that at my pool. Lord,
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: it's on Amazon. It's some ship out there.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: So, Luna, where do you stand on this scam? Are
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you mad at the company? Do you feel for the victims?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about the victims or the company,
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: about the fucking boat. Okay hates the boat fair, of
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: course I stam with the victim. Of course, you don't
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: want nobody be scammed out their money, life savings. They
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: think they're gonna live in the lap of luxury. We're
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: gonna get away from the minorities. We're gonna be on
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: another fucking ship. We're gonna live our beautiful white life.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: It was selling point.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no minorities, They're like, sign me up. No.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I also feel for the victims here, but because like
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: they did, like ship their stuff to Miami, or they
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: try to put it on the boat, and now you're
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: paying thousands of dollars to go maybe not to any
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: home at all, or if you lease your place out
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: to people, they're not leaving for three years.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I hate scams. I hate the people get scammed. I
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: hate that they scam the elderly. I think that's really
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: fucked up. I hate that people's dreams got deferred. I
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: think it's really terrible, and I think that there should
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: be prosecution, restitution, and incarceration.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're getting their money back, though
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I know they're not getting their money back I'm trying
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: to wrap this up nicely.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: You know they're not getting Well, look what happened?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Can we ask you where would you like to be found?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Anything you want to plug, anything you want listeners to
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: like go see where they can see you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Well, apparently this is all over the country because it's beautiful,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: serious SECTI media, which I love. By the way, I
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: have on all my devices in my car, on my iPad,
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: on my phone. Yes, I have a residency, a comedy
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: residency in Las Vegas. I've been there for five years.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I just signed for a couple more years. So gratu
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: at Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club in Las Vegas every Sunday
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: and Monday night at ten p m.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Do not look for me in January or August. I
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: would be on vacation.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm on the road going around to different countries
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: and doing city wineries and improuts and stuff like that,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: and you can find those tour dates. At least we
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: post like for four months at a time at hey
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Lunel dot com. H G Y l U E N
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: E l L. You can also follow me on Instagram
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: if you're Instagram girly or boy at lunel l U
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: E N E l L. And if you live in
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: the Los Angeles area, I do a show call that
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: time of the month once a month at Flappers. I
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: just did one last night. It's in Burbank. It's the
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: first Wednesday of every month through the end of the year.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: So we got September, October, November, in December, the first
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Wednesday of the month Flappers in Burbank. Yes, you know,
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: and there's so much more. Well, girl, you ain't at
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: time because the fucking boat uf all my.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: God, damn, we have time for me to talk about anything.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you can catch me on Hacks, the series
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Hacks on HBO Max with Jeens Smart. I also owned
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: the voice of Millie in the animated movie dog Man
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: for the Kiddies. And I also just did a voice
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: for the Proud Family Christmas episode. And I have a show.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: There's a show coming at this the sequel to the
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: show the Namehood that it's called Question and Tracy Morgan
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: show Beyond Pair of My Plus or Disney or something
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: like that. And I'm saying, though, how about that?
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me wrap that up. And if you if
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: you drive a plane or a boat, plan.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Uh, have you got a boat of your own?
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Of you're a pilot?
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Get at me in my d M. Put a little
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: plane first, because I ain't got time to reading on.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Put a little plane, a little boat, and I'll know
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: that I heard you right here on Scam Goddess.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, that it's always. You can find all of the
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: images from the boat that Lunelle.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Loves so so much at Scam Goddess spot on Instagram
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: and they can find me a D I B A
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: L A C I D elacy on all platforms.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: You can get my book, Scam Goddess anywhere books are sold.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, did you publish your own book?
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: No?
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: You got yeah, Oh you got to advance. Oh you
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: got the bag? Yeah, Pip fuck girl, I'm mad at you.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Oh hushat yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: And then I have a scam Gosh television show that
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: is airing all episode airing now on Hulu and you
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: can watch going Dutch.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Why on that one? What? Well, I'm not on the
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: one on Hulu because.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: That's me going around the country talking the victims of scams.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Come down the cream Shaw talk to me. There's a
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: lot of scam victims, dumb princh that is very true.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: We got to go to Crenshaw wet. We've been moving,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: We've been.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: By laughs on the lift.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: What that.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, keep it low key.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: I don't here on a Hulu show.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: I want to be on that show. Ulu. Everybody, yes, right,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Cam Badison, on your.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Real TV shows, this one that doesn't have enough jobs.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna ride.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I'm tired, motherfucker right now, I'm about to fly off
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: this chair.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: We got you in congregation.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I want you to get out there, and you know,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: stay boating, all right, stay boating with lu now.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: So she loves, she loves the boats, keeping black as
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: drive the boats.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Stay on black people, don't fall for the bullshit.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Goddess.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Scam Goes Stars and it's hosted by me Lacy Mostly
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: aka Scam Goddess. Our producer is Justica Cisneiros and our
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: audio engineer is Rich Garcia. Research for the show is
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: conducted by Kate Doyle Stay Schemin