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- 0:00Speaker 1: For this episode are we imagining that the like christopher
- 0:04Speaker 1: columbus pulls up in the boat and we're there waiting
- 0:07Speaker 1: for him.
- 0:10Speaker 2: To show him yes okay that's what i.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Did exactly that's exactly okay cool.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Like tropical drinks on the beach of plymouth rock.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Like yeah right yeah yeah yeah.
- 0:24Speaker 4: We have the same i think we have the same mental.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Picture painted christopher columbus pulls up in his big ass
- 0:30Speaker 1: boat he steps off with all his pilgrims you're sitting
- 0:35Speaker 1: there with a walkman and you have uh a mix
- 0:38Speaker 1: cd ready to go it's fired up the 10 10
- 0:42Speaker 1: songs that you're going to show the pilgrims the first
- 0:44Speaker 1: time they're setting foot on the americas what are those
- 0:48Speaker 1: 10 songs And that's what we're here to show you
- 0:51Speaker 1: guys today, our 10-song Pilgrim playlists. And the only other
- 1:01Speaker 1: thing I can imagine with it is, like, what other
- 1:04Speaker 1: stuff would you bring for them to help them, like,
- 1:06Speaker 1: enjoy the music? Like, would you have an Alien bong or, like,
- 1:10Speaker 1: a Rick and Morty bong waiting for them?
- 1:13Speaker 4: Probably something to that effect. Maybe Scooby-Doo, a Scooby-Doo one.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Or just one with a big pot leaf on it. Something.
- 1:22Speaker 3: 101 that's covered in dust because it's been on the
- 1:24Speaker 3: shelf since the head shop opened. Because nobody fucking wants it.
- 1:29Speaker 2: It's the discounted one.
- 1:31Speaker 3: It's the red graphics bong with the fucking old crusty
- 1:35Speaker 3: weathered rubber fucking.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Gas mask on it.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. Who the fuck's getting the gravity
- 1:44Speaker 1: bong with the fucking gas mask on it, dude?
- 1:46Speaker 2: These pilgrims are. i would probably oh.
- 1:50Speaker 3: Sorry and we like snapped and do like some super
- 1:59Speaker 3: intricate thing at the.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Same time yeah double double gun fingers oh yeah i
- 2:06Speaker 1: love that shit so.
- 2:07Speaker 4: In my mind i.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Was thinking like You know, we'll probably treat these ladies
- 2:13Speaker 3: and gentlemen to some beverages of their choice. Meat or
- 2:17Speaker 3: whatever they're bringing in their little, you know, the.
- 2:21Speaker 4: What were.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Those things called with just like a tip and wine
- 2:24Speaker 3: in them and shit? I don't know what those were called.
- 2:27Speaker 3: But they were drinking out of those. They're clearly getting
- 2:30Speaker 3: babbed up. And then, you know, we just gotta show
- 2:34Speaker 3: them a good time. Walk them through some tunes and
- 2:38Speaker 3: welcome to this lovely land of people that they're about.
- 2:42Speaker 4: To master and.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Really get them in the mood so yeah i was
- 2:47Speaker 1: wondering like how how would you set the mood because
- 2:50Speaker 1: i would want to be there like in a full
- 2:53Speaker 1: dj booth with like a fog machine and like a
- 2:55Speaker 1: disco ball and lights and shit like real because at
- 2:58Speaker 1: first i was like i just want to plop the
- 3:00Speaker 1: walkman right on christopher columbus's head But then I was like,
- 3:03Speaker 1: you know what? Everybody's had a pretty bad time on
- 3:06Speaker 1: this trip. Yeah, they're in shit moods.
- 3:09Speaker 3: They all have scurvy. They're feeling like shit. Don't even
- 3:14Speaker 3: get me started on the cargo below deck. They're not
- 3:18Speaker 3: happy either.
- 3:19Speaker 1: No, they've been shitting their pants. They've been puking on
- 3:22Speaker 1: each other.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Honestly, I thought I was... I was trying to read.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I was getting way too into this, and I started reading, like,
- 3:29Speaker 1: what were the fucking pilgrims actually like, you know?
- 3:32Speaker 2: And, like, the.
- 3:34Speaker 1: First thing I see is, like, people were rumored to have,
- 3:38Speaker 1: you know, cannibalized each other, and I was like, oh.
- 3:41Speaker 1: So they were having a really bad time on these
- 3:44Speaker 1: damn boats, on the Inca, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. Yeah, yeah. Dude,
- 3:51Speaker 1: which one was Columbus? I thought he was on the Mayflower,
- 3:53Speaker 1: wasn't he? Or was he on one of those three?
- 3:56Speaker 1: I don't fucking know, honestly. It's been a while since I.
- 3:59Speaker 4: I know those were the three boats.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mayflower.
- 4:01Speaker 4: What was the Mayflower?
- 4:03Speaker 2: I might have to look that up.
- 4:05Speaker 4: God damn it.
- 4:06Speaker 5: What?
- 4:07Speaker 3: They had an awful time on the boat, and they're
- 4:09Speaker 3: greeted by you and I, wearing the outfits from Dude,
- 4:13Speaker 3: Where's My Car, the Adidas suits that they go get made.
- 4:16Speaker 1: Yes.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Dude, I feel like they would welcome us with open arms.
- 4:18Speaker 4: And they're like.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, we did not have a great time
- 4:24Speaker 3: on this boat. You guys look like you're ready to
- 4:26Speaker 3: fucking party. Or they look at us and go, we've
- 4:29Speaker 3: got some great fucking news for you guys.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Like, you ready to fucking rock, motherfucker?
- 4:35Speaker 4: You guys like Diet Coke?
- 4:37Speaker 1: You guys like Diet Coke and Charlie Mountain Dew? We're
- 4:41Speaker 1: here to fucking party.
- 4:42Speaker 3: And one of them just dies immediately from asking.
- 4:48Speaker 1: The trolley mountain dude touches their lips and they just
- 4:50Speaker 1: go face first into the dirt.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Just take a fucking screenshot and die in the ocean.
- 4:55Speaker 1: They just start loading their muskets right then and firing
- 4:58Speaker 1: at us off the boats and we're instantly killed.
- 5:02Speaker 4: They get back on the boats and turn around and
- 5:04Speaker 4: go back. Honestly... They can't now. Yeah.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would probably happen after the playlists
- 5:13Speaker 1: were over. I feel like they would for sure think
- 5:15Speaker 1: we were witches or something.
- 5:18Speaker 2: And try to kill us.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Hold that thought.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:22Speaker 4: We'll get there. We've got a witch in tow.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we do.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Alright, I'm going to pop up the playlist. So we
- 5:31Speaker 1: want to start with the honorable mentions, you think?
- 5:33Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to do yours and then I'll
- 5:36Speaker 2: do mine?
- 5:37Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. So at first I kind of just went
- 5:40Speaker 4: at this.
- 5:42Speaker 4: As an asshole. Just kind of doing all these very ironically.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Like, of course these fucking new settlers would like to
- 5:50Speaker 3: hear Pantera.
- 5:52Speaker 4: Like, obviously. The greatest breakdown of all time. Duh.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Yeah, my honorable mentions were Domination by Pantera.
- 6:03Speaker 4: My Own Prison by Creed. I mean, duh.
- 6:07Speaker 2: All-timer.
- 6:08Speaker 4: Dude, I created.
- 6:12Speaker 4: My own prison.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Honestly, since they were trying to get away from religious persecution,
- 6:21Speaker 1: they would have welcomed Creed with open arms.
- 6:23Speaker 4: They really would have, too.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Yeah, they would have liked that. They would have loved you.
- 6:28Speaker 1: They might have made you their fucking leader if you
- 6:30Speaker 1: played Creed for them.
- 6:34Speaker 3: We would have been dressed to the part. I mean,
- 6:35Speaker 3: we were looking sharp in these fucking Adidas tracksuits.
- 6:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 6:40Speaker 2: You guys are in charge now.
- 6:42Speaker 4: We're ready to take over. Never mind. The one in
- 6:46Speaker 4: the hat, he's in charge. Fuck, I should have got
- 6:53Speaker 4: a hat.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Give me two of those wooden pistols. Give me two
- 6:59Speaker 1: wooden pistols and I'll be the leader.
- 7:01Speaker 4: You get a sawed-off musket.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Speaking of gun rights American Badass by by.
- 7:14Speaker 4: An ex former wig Kid.
- 7:16Speaker 6: Rock that's right I went with this because yeah dude
- 7:21Speaker 6: for sure I went with this one because there would
- 7:25Speaker 6: be a gateway to Metallica you know what I'm saying
- 7:30Speaker 6: with the background of this song And from there, we
- 7:34Speaker 6: went with Faithfully by Journey as the little outro of
- 7:37Speaker 6: the Honorable Mentions.
- 7:38Speaker 4: Got to hit them with a nice power ballad.
- 7:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that would have.
- 7:42Speaker 4: Get the blood flowing, get the tears moving, get the
- 7:44Speaker 4: party started.
- 7:45Speaker 1: That would have really, I think, rounded things out nicely
- 7:49Speaker 1: with getting through all the emotions of their trip that
- 7:53Speaker 1: they had just been on their journey. Speaking of Journey... Oh,
- 7:57Speaker 1: shut up.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Shout out.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Honestly, I think if you play American Badass for a
- 8:02Speaker 1: group of pilgrims like that, though, that's going to speed
- 8:04Speaker 1: up them taking over the land pretty quick.
- 8:07Speaker 2: That's true. There's not going to be a Thanksgiving.
- 8:10Speaker 4: January 6th, 1492.
- 8:13Speaker 1: There's no more Thanksgiving after that. There's no more Breaking Bad.
- 8:17Speaker 1: It's just straight to the muck and muskets, dude.
- 8:20Speaker 4: What if this is the best life effect, though?
- 8:22Speaker 3: What if we really hit them with Pantera and Kid
- 8:25Speaker 3: Rock in an alternate universe and.
- 8:29Speaker 4: That's why they did the heinous things that they did.
- 8:33Speaker 2: It actually comes true. I want to be surprised.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Maybe when we're like 45, they finally have a time
- 8:41Speaker 1: machine that's affordable for us.
- 8:43Speaker 2: And we buy it and we're like, you know.
- 8:45Speaker 1: What would be a good podcast episode if we actually
- 8:47Speaker 1: did that? And then we do it. And we're in
- 8:51Speaker 1: like a butterfly effect situation right now with Ashton Kutcher.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Dude, shut up. I have some really awful news though.
- 8:59Speaker 2: What's that?
- 9:00Speaker 3: We're going to be 45 and not that long.
- 9:04Speaker 1: I know.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I know.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I'm aware.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I think about it a lot.
- 9:07Speaker 4: It's not that far away.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 9:11Speaker 2: It's not.
- 9:12Speaker 1: It's honestly one of the things I try not to
- 9:14Speaker 1: think about most of all.
- 9:17Speaker 2: I'm just like, you know what? Just enjoy life.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Right.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Hey, I'm here right now.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Speaking of dying, do you remember the alternate ending from
- 9:27Speaker 3: The Butterfly Effect? Did you repeat that one on the
- 9:30Speaker 3: DVD when he goes back and like, Fucking hangs himself
- 9:33Speaker 3: with the umbilical cord?
- 9:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I just watched a video about that because I
- 9:37Speaker 1: kind of forgot what it was. And, yeah, I was like, damn,
- 9:41Speaker 1: that was pretty dark. Because I do remember watching that
- 9:43Speaker 1: ending when we rented it. And I was like, wait, what?
- 9:46Speaker 1: I was like, he's fucking killing himself as a fetus?
- 9:48Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Dude, how crazy is that?
- 9:52Speaker 3: Remember DVDs having fucking alternate endings?
- 9:55Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. God, how sick.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Some of them had like.
- 10:00Speaker 4: country.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I know.
- 10:01Speaker 1: The special features, honestly, were extremely underrated. So my honorable mentions, honestly, like,
- 10:11Speaker 1: approaching this in somewhat of an ironic way and just
- 10:13Speaker 1: being an asshole is really kind of what took over
- 10:16Speaker 1: my entire playlist. You'll get a little peekaboo of it
- 10:19Speaker 1: right there but there is a good reason for it
- 10:22Speaker 1: because I do really like every song that I put
- 10:26Speaker 1: on here and I would want to show it to
- 10:27Speaker 1: the pilgrims and I'll explain my reasoning behind it when
- 10:31Speaker 1: we get into it but my honorable mentions I also
- 10:35Speaker 1: have a Pantera song on there Revolution is my name
- 10:38Speaker 1: just one of the sickest fucking songs ever it popped
- 10:43Speaker 1: on just as like an extra when I was putting
- 10:45Speaker 1: this playlist together and I was like honestly dude It
- 10:49Speaker 1: almost got swapped onto the main list.
- 10:51Speaker 2: It was really close.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Nice.
- 10:54Speaker 2: That's another one.
- 10:55Speaker 3: Speaking of that, just seeing that and almost using it,
- 11:00Speaker 3: I almost used a new level because when I was
- 11:02Speaker 3: listening to Domination, a new level came on after that,
- 11:06Speaker 3: and I was like, Dude, what the fuck?
- 11:12Speaker 4: God, dude, there are fucking rules, dude.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I listened to Revolution Is My Name, and
- 11:19Speaker 1: I was like, I had to take a minute to
- 11:21Speaker 1: just put on headphones and try to play it on drums,
- 11:24Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, this song fucking kicks ass.
- 11:28Speaker 1: The drums are so cool. I love Vinnie Paul's drumming.
- 11:32Speaker 1: His style is a little bit more straightforward and simple
- 11:35Speaker 1: as far as metal drumming goes, but the shit that
- 11:39Speaker 1: he chooses to play is spot on.
- 11:42Speaker 3: The unsung hero was whoever was miking his snares that
- 11:46Speaker 3: sounded like fucking a machine gun.
- 11:52Speaker 1: The one that's like a cannon going off?
- 11:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 11:56Speaker 3: Anytime you see a live video of them, it's just like,
- 12:00Speaker 3: what the fuck? No wonder this band came out a
- 12:02Speaker 3: few years later and was like, we're going to.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Have somebody hitting a K in the background. Sonically, that's
- 12:09Speaker 4: what this band's missing.
- 12:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:12Speaker 4: What's the next level? What's a new level from here?
- 12:17Speaker 1: So, yeah, I mean, yeah, if you would have pulled
- 12:19Speaker 1: up with Vinnie Paul's snare against the Pilgrims, I think
- 12:23Speaker 1: you would have won. Because that would have spooked them.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
- 12:26Speaker 2: They got a fucking cannon.
- 12:27Speaker 4: Top size of fucking boats.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Yeah, they would have tried to whip a Yui and
- 12:34Speaker 1: go back to where they.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Fucking came from.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Like, maybe it's not so bad over there. So then
- 12:40Speaker 1: my next one is Screwing You on the Beach at
- 12:44Speaker 1: Night by the Bloodhound Gang.
- 12:45Speaker 2: This show sucks.
- 12:46Speaker 1: This is just an all-time song for sure. Bloodhound Gang
- 12:53Speaker 1: is just one of my favorite bands of all time. Really,
- 12:57Speaker 1: that was another one where I could choose 10 or
- 13:01Speaker 1: 15 Bloodhound Gang songs. I could just show them a
- 13:03Speaker 1: Bloodhound Gang Greatest Hits album. I think they'd be ready
- 13:09Speaker 1: to continue on with their new lives in the new land.
- 13:13Speaker 1: They would go on.
- 13:14Speaker 4: To start Jimmy Pop's stan.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Facebook pages yeah dude for sure my favorite oh it's
- 13:21Speaker 1: actually in a different song i was gonna name a
- 13:23Speaker 1: favorite lyric from a bloodhound gang song but it's it's
- 13:27Speaker 1: on my main list so we'll get to that later
- 13:29Speaker 1: too uh and then kind of an extension of the
- 13:32Speaker 1: bloodhound gang maybe like even a a more like devolved
- 13:36Speaker 1: version of the bloodhound gang is the uh fever for
- 13:38Speaker 1: the flavor by hot action cop i just think you
- 13:42Speaker 1: know They would appreciate a song about just getting straight
- 13:46Speaker 1: pussy all the time.
- 13:47Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 13:47Speaker 4: Dude.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And the lyric about the green glow under the car.
- 13:53Speaker 4: That shit goes so hard.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it would be an inspiration for them
- 13:58Speaker 1: to continue living and to build the America that we
- 14:02Speaker 1: know now. Because they'd be like, wait, we're just going
- 14:05Speaker 1: to be getting straight pussy in the future and driving
- 14:07Speaker 1: around with cars with green glow underneath them? Let's go.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Let's keep this going. Let's get the fucking turkeys and shit.
- 14:15Speaker 3: They don't want to go back to life before the
- 14:17Speaker 3: flavor of the couche.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Could you imagine?
- 14:20Speaker 1: Could you imagine hearing that and then going back to
- 14:22Speaker 1: fucking goofy-ass England or whatever and being like, oh, fuck.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Are you kidding? No.
- 14:28Speaker 1: If they brought fever for the flavor back to England,
- 14:31Speaker 1: they would have been fucking, like, hung. It would have
- 14:35Speaker 1: been hung on the courthouse lawn. You know what I mean?
- 14:37Speaker 2: They'd be like, what?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Stoned on the town square.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Yeah, get in the ditch. We're going to kill you now.
- 14:46Speaker 1: And then Cascade by Chet Atkins. Just a wonderful song. Dude,
- 14:51Speaker 1: just a... I mean, one of the greatest guitar players
- 14:54Speaker 1: of all time. And this song just... It has such
- 14:56Speaker 1: a nice sound to it.
- 14:58Speaker 4: Yeah. A real country gentleman.
- 15:01Speaker 2: He is, and.
- 15:03Speaker 1: It just sounds like a Mario song, but better, because
- 15:06Speaker 1: it's played on a little nylon string, and it's so nice.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Tasty.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a tough one. So those are my honorable mentions.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Do you.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Should we... Go ahead.
- 15:19Speaker 4: Go ahead and rip your.
- 15:21Speaker 2: My number one?
- 15:22Speaker 4: Yep.
- 15:22Speaker 2: Okay, so I.
- 15:24Speaker 1: This was all, in my mind, thought out from front
- 15:28Speaker 1: to back. This is exactly... the ride that I would
- 15:31Speaker 1: want to take them on. So firstly, I would want,
- 15:33Speaker 1: you know, they just had this big journey. I'd hit
- 15:35Speaker 1: them with image and heap hide and seek a nice
- 15:38Speaker 1: calm song to just really like ease them. Like I
- 15:41Speaker 1: imagine them walking off the boats. And this song is
- 15:44Speaker 1: just playing on my DJ booth. And they're just kind
- 15:46Speaker 1: of like, this place is fucking amazing, you know? And
- 15:48Speaker 1: I'm like, hell yeah, it is.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Come on.
- 15:51Speaker 1: You guys, a mountain do get you a fucking bush light.
- 15:54Speaker 2: We're going to have a good time.
- 15:55Speaker 1: You know, they're all like, we're going to fucking party
- 16:01Speaker 1: you guys, but I know I don't want to like
- 16:03Speaker 1: shock you to death with the first song. So this
- 16:05Speaker 1: is just a nice, comfortable one. A lot of emotion,
- 16:08Speaker 1: amazing vocal performance, really cool. Uh, effects going on in
- 16:12Speaker 1: this song too. Just really unique, but still, yeah. Love
- 16:15Speaker 1: this song. Big Imogen Heap fan.
- 16:17Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a cool one. Shout out to the Last
- 16:20Speaker 4: Kiss soundtrack.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Yes.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Oh, big time. So then give me, give me your
- 16:27Speaker 2: number one.
- 16:28Speaker 4: All right, yeah, so take it up to the top.
- 16:30Speaker 3: This is, this was, this, just like you said, this
- 16:33Speaker 3: is kind of a stage that I set top to
- 16:36Speaker 3: bottom for these people and we started it off with
- 16:39Speaker 3: Electric Sunrise by Plainy um if you're not familiar it's
- 16:43Speaker 3: an all instrumental song uh this dude comes in with
- 16:48Speaker 3: essentially uh some some we sports sounding um electric guitar
- 16:54Speaker 3: licks and from there it builds up and comes into
- 16:58Speaker 3: this big huge tapping part and it's very overwhelming in
- 17:02Speaker 3: a good way it's uh it's I don't know, it's
- 17:08Speaker 3: hard to explain.
- 17:09Speaker 4: It's very heavy and not heavy at the same time, and...
- 17:14Speaker 4: I don't know, I have... I don't even know what
- 17:18Speaker 4: else to say. Like, it just... It does something.
- 17:22Speaker 3: All of these songs have something in common as far
- 17:25Speaker 3: as just, like, making me feel.
- 17:27Speaker 4: They've all made me feel something. You know what I'm saying?
- 17:31Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 17:31Speaker 4: No.
- 17:32Speaker 2: And this guitar....
- 17:34Speaker 3: When he gets to the end of this song, there's
- 17:37Speaker 3: a chord progression he's doing behind, like, a different tapping
- 17:40Speaker 3: part he goes into.
- 17:41Speaker 4: And it's just... It's beautiful. It's very, very cool.
- 17:45Speaker 1: And I'm a big fan of this song and this album.
- 17:48Speaker 1: This is my first time listening to this song on
- 17:51Speaker 1: your playlist.
- 17:53Speaker 2: And, yeah, it's amazing. I was, like, blown away by it.
- 17:56Speaker 1: I was driving and jamming out to this, and I
- 17:59Speaker 1: was just like, damn, this fucking rules.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Like, just the.
- 18:03Speaker 1: the progression that it goes from, I like the building
- 18:06Speaker 1: of the dynamics and stuff like that. And the way
- 18:09Speaker 1: that the song, uh, really peaks at a certain point
- 18:13Speaker 1: is it's like perfect. Like this is, uh, yeah, like
- 18:17Speaker 1: a perfect instrumental song. And especially for, yeah, like the
- 18:19Speaker 1: genre where it does have like some heaviness to it,
- 18:22Speaker 1: but at the same time, there's a lot going on
- 18:24Speaker 1: like melodically to where it's not getting just like buried
- 18:27Speaker 1: in the, um, some of the rhythm parts so yeah
- 18:31Speaker 1: it was it was incredible and honestly I would be
- 18:34Speaker 1: after listening to your playlist I would be worried that
- 18:37Speaker 1: the pilgrims would be so overwhelmed with emotion that they
- 18:40Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to make it another day they're not
- 18:43Speaker 1: gonna know what to do they're like fuck we gotta
- 18:47Speaker 1: we gotta start living in the now brothers they're all yeah.
- 18:52Speaker 4: I was gonna say they're just crying holding each other.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Damn damn guys Man, I fucking love you, dog. I
- 19:03Speaker 1: love you, Christopher.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Thanks for driving the boat, big dog. We needed you.
- 19:11Speaker 3: I know this isn't where we thought we were going,
- 19:12Speaker 3: but I'm glad we're here together.
- 19:15Speaker 4: I fucking love you, bro.
- 19:17Speaker 2: It's not about the journey, dude. It's about the ride.
- 19:19Speaker 4: That's right.
- 19:20Speaker 1: The pilgrims were the friends we made along the way
- 19:26Speaker 1: or something like that.
- 19:28Speaker 4: That's true. Good point.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So we'll do what, like, I'll get through
- 19:37Speaker 1: my first section of my playlist because it all kind of.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Goes in sections, if you know what I mean.
- 19:44Speaker 1: I kind of split mine okay okay i definitely noticed
- 19:48Speaker 1: a bit of a theme yeah yeah so you know
- 19:52Speaker 1: image and heave it's it's fading out i've got my
- 19:55Speaker 1: dj board i'm fading into the next song and this
- 19:59Speaker 1: song uh cupid comes on by 50 50 which is
- 20:03Speaker 1: a group that i'd never heard of until maybe like
- 20:05Speaker 1: a year ago i think they're uh I can't remember
- 20:08Speaker 1: if they're J-pop or K-pop, but they're one or the other.
- 20:11Speaker 2: I think they're a J-pop band.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I was going to say K.
- 20:15Speaker 2: K-pop? You're probably right.
- 20:17Speaker 4: I'm probably wrong.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I think it's K-pop. I think you're right, actually. But anyway,
- 20:27Speaker 1: we got this K-pop group. So that's going to be
- 20:31Speaker 1: Christopher Columbus and his crew. It's going to be their
- 20:33Speaker 1: first experience to the Korean culture. And I just think
- 20:37Speaker 1: this is just a nice song. It has a really
- 20:40Speaker 1: nice little pop beat to it. Really kind of like
- 20:43Speaker 1: that funky pop bass line, too, that I really enjoy.
- 20:47Speaker 1: And really, really nice vocals.
- 20:51Speaker 4: Ultimately, I think they're going to end up horny.
- 20:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:56Speaker 1: Yeah i mean you know that might be the whole
- 20:58Speaker 1: point of it.
- 20:59Speaker 3: I think that you know second second song on the
- 21:02Speaker 3: playlist i you.
- 21:03Speaker 4: Know you know maybe it's a second round of drinks who.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Knows imagine this though they're all drinking their mountain dews
- 21:09Speaker 1: they just you know they got settled in on the
- 21:12Speaker 1: dance floor they're feeling it i i have blue shoes
- 21:15Speaker 1: in my hand like this and i'm flicking them in
- 21:18Speaker 1: the crowd And that's.
- 21:20Speaker 2: The whole point.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Dr.
- 21:20Speaker 4: Christopher Columbus. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Oh, man.
- 21:29Speaker 3: I'm about to hit you with that Nina that peened toe.
- 21:33Speaker 4: You feel me?
- 21:34Speaker 2: The Nina that peened toe.
- 21:36Speaker 4: La Santa Maria. Come here, mommy. what do you need
- 21:41Speaker 4: maybe blue chew what.
- 21:43Speaker 1: It do dude like Christopher Columbus might be assured might
- 21:49Speaker 1: be assured and.
- 21:52Speaker 3: It's like him flipping a blue chew to somebody like
- 21:55Speaker 3: with like a quarter on the end of his.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Thumb like flipping it and they're just catching it in
- 22:00Speaker 1: their mouth like it's a fucking marshmallow it's like.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Mean Joe Green throwing the towel but it's Christopher Columbus
- 22:08Speaker 3: throwing a blue chew Thanks, Mean Joe.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Columbus already has a boner in the picture, too.
- 22:16Speaker 4: In his fucking Ben Franklin pants. Yeah. In his blouse.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Oh, dude, that would fucking kick it.
- 22:23Speaker 4: You know he had a blouse on.
- 22:24Speaker 2: He sure did.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Like, bro, why are you dressed like Prince? They're like, who?
- 22:28Speaker 3: And that's when we realize that there's a big lack
- 22:31Speaker 3: of prints going.
- 22:31Speaker 4: On around here. That is a shame.
- 22:33Speaker 2: That is true. I didn't even think about that.
- 22:34Speaker 4: We might have to do another one. Maybe they have
- 22:36Speaker 4: us back.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Maybe the pilgrims have us back for another party after
- 22:40Speaker 3: they get settled in.
- 22:42Speaker 4: And we run it back. Because they did like Purple Rain.
- 22:46Speaker 2: I think so. I'm on board for that.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Maybe we just have a little Prince Knight and we
- 22:51Speaker 1: do like Raspberry Beret.
- 22:55Speaker 2: Throw that one on there. I like that one a lot.
- 22:59Speaker 4: Cleanse ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Purify ourselves.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Shout out. Shout out to Prince, dude.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Get him on the Batman soundtrack, get him the bass.
- 23:11Speaker 3: I didn't know that was a thing until just a
- 23:13Speaker 3: few months ago. That was an album I listened to
- 23:16Speaker 3: not long ago. I was going down soundtrack rabbit holes
- 23:19Speaker 3: and I had no idea Prince did that whole thing.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I didn't know he did the whole thing.
- 23:25Speaker 1: I'd always heard about the Bat song or whatever, and
- 23:28Speaker 1: I'd seen the video of him playing bass, but I
- 23:30Speaker 1: didn't realize he did the whole soundtrack.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
- 23:33Speaker 4: It's like it's a Prince album, like Prince Batman soundtrack.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Yeah. Prince, could you write 13 songs about Batman? I
- 23:42Speaker 1: guess so. I guess I can't either.
- 23:44Speaker 4: No, they probably called and asked him to write a song,
- 23:46Speaker 4: and he goes.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I'll write an album.
- 23:50Speaker 1: He's like, I've got 13 in the bank. I don't
- 23:53Speaker 1: know how many is on there.
- 23:55Speaker 4: I'll write a piece. I'll write a production. It'll be
- 23:59Speaker 4: as long as it is.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll send it over to you.
- 24:01Speaker 4: I'm going to call my friend Tim and he's going
- 24:04Speaker 4: to score it.
- 24:06Speaker 2: Tim's on board. He's doing backup.
- 24:10Speaker 4: Tim's back for the sequel.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Oh, dude, those are the best.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Fuck.
- 24:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:15Speaker 2: The best Batmans.
- 24:18Speaker 3: I like Val Kilmer and George Clooney. I did like
- 24:24Speaker 3: those two.
- 24:26Speaker 2: They're fun. I like all of them.
- 24:28Speaker 3: I like all the fucking Batman movies.
- 24:30Speaker 4: Yeah, very much so. I think that's what I like
- 24:33Speaker 4: about them, too.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the ones that I actually... The ones
- 24:38Speaker 1: that I have the hardest time watching are the Christopher
- 24:42Speaker 1: Nolan ones, actually.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because they're like fucking three hours.
- 24:45Speaker 2: Yeah, well that and like.
- 24:47Speaker 4: You gotta commit to it.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 24:49Speaker 4: And it's not fun.
- 24:51Speaker 1: It's not, and each time when it gets close to
- 24:54Speaker 1: the end, I start to like even lose track of
- 24:57Speaker 1: what's going on. I swear I watched The Dark Knight
- 24:59Speaker 1: like three times because everybody was like, it's my favorite
- 25:02Speaker 1: movie ever. And I was like, yeah, I don't really
- 25:04Speaker 1: remember the end, though.
- 25:06Speaker 2: So I went back and.
- 25:07Speaker 4: Is it your favorite movie ever?
- 25:09Speaker 1: Yeah, why?
- 25:10Speaker 4: Is somebody cooler than you say that? Like, stop.
- 25:13Speaker 2: We don't have to.
- 25:14Speaker 4: It's not even the coolest Batman. It's not even the
- 25:16Speaker 4: coolest Christopher Nolan Batman.
- 25:18Speaker 6: Right.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Yeah. I know. I was always like, I mean, it's
- 25:21Speaker 1: got some cool stuff in it.
- 25:23Speaker 2: I'll give it that.
- 25:23Speaker 1: But no one wants to talk about the terrible CGI Two-Face. Like,
- 25:28Speaker 1: no one ever brings that up. And it's like, dude,
- 25:30Speaker 1: it's the most dog shit CGI scene where he just
- 25:33Speaker 1: turns around and half his face is fucking.
- 25:36Speaker 4: Tommy Lee Jones was far superior.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're telling me this motherfucker spent all this
- 25:41Speaker 1: time on the Odyssey making a giant puppet Cyclops, but
- 25:45Speaker 1: he couldn't not do a CGI Two-Face. Get the fuck
- 25:48Speaker 1: out of here. Tommy Lee Jones just had straight-up prosthetics
- 25:52Speaker 1: on his ass.
- 25:53Speaker 4: Tommy Lee Jones' shit was cool.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked good. I had the action figure, the
- 25:58Speaker 1: Two-Face Tommy Lee Jones action figure.
- 26:01Speaker 2: It looked like some badass. So, yeah.
- 26:04Speaker 4: Like, listen, man.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Just because your hipster friend said this movie was cool doesn't.
- 26:08Speaker 4: Mean you have to feel that way.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:10Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's cool. They're cool movies. Yeah. They're more
- 26:14Speaker 4: like films. Do you know what I mean? Like, they're
- 26:18Speaker 4: like an artsy take on Batman.
- 26:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 26:21Speaker 4: Not artsy, but like a.
- 26:22Speaker 6: I.
- 26:24Speaker 4: Don't fucking know.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Like a little two up its own ass a little bit.
- 26:28Speaker 4: I want comic book sounds when they get punched.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:31Speaker 4: I want it to go I want Bruce's dick to
- 26:38Speaker 4: go boyo-yoing.
- 26:39Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
- 26:44Speaker 4: Alfred's dick go boyo-yoing. Alfred's got a blue chew. That
- 26:48Speaker 4: dick go boyo-yoing.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Oh, dude, he's down in the Batcave just jacking off
- 26:53Speaker 1: all the time.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Dude, fuck yeah.
- 26:56Speaker 3: Chris O'Donnell is jacking his blue chew robin dick to
- 26:59Speaker 3: fucking Alicia Silverstone out.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Here in the Batcave.
- 27:04Speaker 1: Non-stop.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Fuck, dude.
- 27:05Speaker 4: God, those movies fucking ruled.
- 27:07Speaker 2: They did. Fucking kick ass.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr.
- 27:11Speaker 2: Freeze, dude.
- 27:12Speaker 4: The best.
- 27:13Speaker 1: God. Then you got Jim Carrey as the Riddler. I mean.
- 27:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Honestly, bring that shit back.
- 27:19Speaker 4: Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman. And she had Bane with her.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, yeah. Bring that shit back. Oh,
- 27:28Speaker 2: and you got.
- 27:28Speaker 3: She told Lady Freeze when she pulled her plug. This
- 27:31Speaker 3: is a one-woman show, you know?
- 27:33Speaker 1: That's right. What a fucking Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy?
- 27:41Speaker 4: That's what I meant. I said Nicole Kidman. She was.
- 27:44Speaker 1: She was in it, wasn't she?
- 27:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. I was going to say, I thought she
- 27:48Speaker 1: was in there somewhere. It's been a while, but I'll
- 27:52Speaker 1: never forget those hard-ass nipples on the Batsuits.
- 27:55Speaker 4: Dude, I swear to God, too. Were we just talking
- 27:58Speaker 4: about that?
- 27:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Because I was just having this conversation about the nipples.
- 28:04Speaker 4: On the bat suit.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Like, why? Just want to let you know where their
- 28:08Speaker 1: nips are. Fuck, dude.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Make sure you don't forget they got them.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't forget. The blue shoe reminded me.
- 28:15Speaker 1: That's a blue shoe hat right there.
- 28:18Speaker 3: He fucking spins around with those fucking hard-ass bat nips.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Spins back around to the cheeks, back around to the nipples.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I wonder what the... You don't think they had, like,
- 28:32Speaker 2: a cock on there, on the suit?
- 28:34Speaker 4: Right, like.
- 28:35Speaker 1: You're going to show the nips and the butt cheeks
- 28:38Speaker 1: that well? Like, what's going on in the front there?
- 28:41Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you're just going to show me the fucking
- 28:43Speaker 3: utility belt and then flatten front like Ken?
- 28:46Speaker 4: Come on now.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to see that batter wang, dude.
- 28:50Speaker 4: That Bruce wang.
- 28:52Speaker 2: Bruce Lang. Oh, fuck.
- 28:56Speaker 1: All right. Back to the list. Okay, so we got
- 29:01Speaker 1: that Cupid boner song out of the way, and then
- 29:05Speaker 1: straight into the next horny boner song, Hung Up by Madonna. Honestly,
- 29:12Speaker 1: I've been jamming this song a lot before this, and
- 29:14Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I would show anyone this song.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Dude, this song is.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Maybe the best dance song I've ever heard in my
- 29:20Speaker 1: fucking life. It's a fucking heater. It's five and a
- 29:26Speaker 1: half minutes long, dude. It could be 20 minutes long,
- 29:29Speaker 1: and I would just keep it going. I'd listen from
- 29:30Speaker 1: top to bottom. Dude, keep playing the damn chorus. The
- 29:34Speaker 1: chorus is um it samples the abba song yeah no
- 29:39Speaker 1: i play it on repeat i don't give a shit
- 29:41Speaker 1: dude um yeah it samples the abba song in the
- 29:45Speaker 1: best way possible i think it's the gimme gimme or
- 29:49Speaker 1: what's yeah gimme gimme a man after midnight that abba
- 29:52Speaker 1: song It samples that, and dude, it blows that song
- 29:55Speaker 1: out of the damn water. I was like, dude, whoever
- 29:58Speaker 1: put this together for Madonna absolutely nailed.
- 30:01Speaker 2: It, and she needs to.
- 30:03Speaker 4: I hope they got a big check.
- 30:04Speaker 2: I bet they did. I bet they did.
- 30:06Speaker 1: She honestly probably should have hung it up after this song,
- 30:10Speaker 1: because I don't know what she did after this. But, like,
- 30:14Speaker 1: this would be an all-timer to go out on. Yeah,
- 30:18Speaker 1: for sure. She's probably totally out of it. But this was,
- 30:21Speaker 1: I think, later on in her career. So if she
- 30:22Speaker 1: would have put this out and just been like, sayonara, motherfuckers,
- 30:26Speaker 1: I'm done.
- 30:26Speaker 4: I'm leaving you with this. I'm going to fuck 20-year-olds
- 30:28Speaker 4: the rest of my life.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Yeah. Get plastic surgery.
- 30:32Speaker 4: Madonna, ow. See ya.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Never forget Hung Up by Madonna. It's the fucking best.
- 30:39Speaker 1: And then straight after that, so you know, it can't
- 30:42Speaker 1: get any harder is what they're thinking about their dicks
- 30:44Speaker 1: right now. But then Cotton Eye Joe comes on, dude.
- 30:47Speaker 1: And they can't stop moving their fucking feet. They're like,
- 30:50Speaker 1: holy shit, I've never done this much exercise in my life.
- 30:54Speaker 1: And they're stomping around.
- 30:55Speaker 3: My fucking boner is rubbing my trousers to death right now.
- 30:59Speaker 1: It's tearing through the seams. They're confused. They've never felt
- 31:04Speaker 1: this type of shit. And all of a sudden they
- 31:06Speaker 1: know how to four square, or not four square, they
- 31:11Speaker 1: know how to square dance. They're just playing four square
- 31:14Speaker 1: square dancing.
- 31:16Speaker 3: They learned this whole new dance style.
- 31:20Speaker 4: They're dancing a little jiggy.
- 31:23Speaker 1: This song is injected into their DNA, and from then on,
- 31:27Speaker 1: it's like evolution has sped up. Like, whatever they had
- 31:31Speaker 1: going on.
- 31:31Speaker 4: Because of this song.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Because of this song.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Probably 200 years of evolution just completely passed up, and
- 31:38Speaker 1: now we're advanced.
- 31:41Speaker 2: Now we're even more advanced.
- 31:42Speaker 1: They would have had AI in 1980 if they would
- 31:44Speaker 1: have listened to Cotton Eye Joe.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Back in 1492.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Yeah. They would have got on the fucking computer right there.
- 31:53Speaker 1: They would have got on my laptop and been like,
- 31:55Speaker 1: play that. Keep it going.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Run that one back from the top.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing? So this is basically just
- 32:04Speaker 1: like my pilgrim dance party, essentially. Like my dream party
- 32:08Speaker 1: is just having a bunch of pilgrims listen to this.
- 32:11Speaker 1: And to cap it off, we got a Bloodhound Gang song.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Pilgrim party pussy poppers. yeah yeah that's it that's the
- 32:23Speaker 1: name of the episode party pussy poppers oh my fucking
- 32:30Speaker 1: god so to round out my dance that was fucking
- 32:38Speaker 1: awesome we got legend in my spare time by the
- 32:41Speaker 1: bloodhound gang and this is probably a lesser known bloodhound
- 32:44Speaker 1: gang song but this one goes so hard I can't
- 32:46Speaker 1: remember what song this is I've never heard this one
- 32:49Speaker 1: before when I listened to it today Yeah.
- 32:51Speaker 2: It whoops ass.
- 32:53Speaker 1: I can't remember what song it samples, but the bass
- 32:55Speaker 1: line and stuff like that is clearly sampled from something.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I think if I did have a time machine before
- 33:04Speaker 1: I went back and went to the Pilgrims, I would
- 33:07Speaker 1: go back to the 90s and go to a house
- 33:09Speaker 1: party that Bloodhound Gang was playing at and just really
- 33:13Speaker 1: enjoy what that must have been like.
- 33:16Speaker 4: Go see them in the early 2000s at Band March.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 33:19Speaker 4: That would have been pretty fucking sick, too.
- 33:22Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have kicked ass.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a line in this song where the other guy,
- 33:29Speaker 1: not Jimmy Pop, the other guy says, Jimmy Pop is
- 33:34Speaker 1: short for Jimmy... What's he say? Jimmy Jimmy Pop is
- 33:37Speaker 1: short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular.
- 33:39Speaker 2: And I just... Dude.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Right then, I'm just like, yeah, this is the best
- 33:44Speaker 1: fucking song ever.
- 33:45Speaker 3: But....
- 33:47Speaker 4: But they're going to.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Think it's Jimmy and Jimmy Papa Boner because they're blue-chewed
- 33:51Speaker 3: up and they're four songs deep, five songs deep.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, honestly, if they haven't busted at this point.
- 33:57Speaker 3: They're off of blue-chew, yeah, and at least two high
- 34:00Speaker 3: noons by now.
- 34:03Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
- 34:04Speaker 1: So they're... What is going on in the average pilgrim
- 34:09Speaker 1: brain at this point if they've had... They've had a
- 34:12Speaker 1: couple blue shoes and a couple hot. So that pretty
- 34:15Speaker 1: much wraps up my dance party, my pilgrim dance party.
- 34:18Speaker 3: All right, so yeah, out of Electric Sunshine, I went
- 34:23Speaker 3: with How's It Gonna Be by Third Eye Blind. Excuse me,
- 34:28Speaker 3: we talked about this during the Can't Hardly Wait soundtrack.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Everything I said about semi-term life, I actually meant about
- 34:36Speaker 3: this song.
- 34:37Speaker 4: I don't know where my brain was.
- 34:39Speaker 3: I was in wig mode, apparently, you know, talking about
- 34:42Speaker 3: my boys.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I swear. It can be lethal in the
- 34:47Speaker 4: wrong hands.
- 34:49Speaker 3: But just an all-timer chord progression at the end of
- 34:53Speaker 3: this song. I don't know what you would call it.
- 34:56Speaker 3: Maybe the bridge and chorus, whatever. But that chord progression
- 35:02Speaker 3: does something for me.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Love it.
- 35:05Speaker 3: The last bit of the heavy chord progression, there's a
- 35:08Speaker 3: bass run, also very, very choice.
- 35:13Speaker 4: I like that a lot.
- 35:17Speaker 3: It's another one that's just, it's a very moving song.
- 35:21Speaker 3: I don't, you know, good chord progression to bring a
- 35:26Speaker 3: tear to a man's eye.
- 35:27Speaker 4: Sometimes, you know.
- 35:28Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Just be like that. Dude, this is, yeah.
- 35:31Speaker 4: So after I do that.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a good one to listen to.
- 35:33Speaker 4: Yeah, it's, you can't beat it.
- 35:35Speaker 3: I was, we were jamming this when I couldn't practice
- 35:38Speaker 3: for a while until we weren't. And one of those,
- 35:41Speaker 3: we go through little spurts of like, we'll jam on
- 35:44Speaker 3: something and then won't. And then it'll be some other
- 35:47Speaker 3: thing that someone brings to practice.
- 35:49Speaker 4: We just, you know, just run through and fuck around with.
- 35:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:54Speaker 3: But out of the Third Eye Blind song, uh, went
- 35:57Speaker 3: ahead and hit him with Peg, by Steely Dan, just
- 36:02Speaker 3: a fucking, it just makes you feel, makes you feel.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Good, I mean, despite, this is a good ass song, despite.
- 36:09Speaker 3: A bit of a, maybe, as I perceive them, a
- 36:12Speaker 3: bit dark lyrics, that aside, uh, it's just, it's a
- 36:17Speaker 3: you know, a fun, very fun, dancey bass line through
- 36:20Speaker 3: the whole thing. The little sassy guitar part bounces in
- 36:24Speaker 3: and out.
- 36:25Speaker 4: The harmony they hit on the fucking choruses, dog.
- 36:30Speaker 1: And just, it's... They're hard to be, like, instrument-wise, I mean, like, dude,
- 36:35Speaker 1: they've got some of the sickest licks in there.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Everything, yeah, and it's also tasteful, exactly, like, at the
- 36:41Speaker 3: end of this song, it just rips a lot, it just.
- 36:45Speaker 4: Like, what are we doing?
- 36:47Speaker 2: So nuts, dude.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:50Speaker 2: No, there's... Yeah. I love some stealing.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:53Speaker 4: I went through a.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Like, this album, I went through a phase last winter
- 36:56Speaker 3: where I was hitting this.
- 36:57Speaker 4: for a while. Just the whole album.
- 37:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:02Speaker 4: Just full of... full of tasty, tasty, tasty jams.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Just all around, too. Like, the drums are great. I
- 37:10Speaker 1: love the drum part in this album. It just has, like,
- 37:11Speaker 1: that really, like, pushing... Yeah. beat it almost reminds me
- 37:15Speaker 1: of like a beat that you'd hear in like a
- 37:16Speaker 1: toto song or something yeah but it just yeah i
- 37:19Speaker 1: really like i think that's just up to time but
- 37:21Speaker 1: then yeah yeah just had that almost like that like
- 37:24Speaker 1: i don't know yeah really driving beat to like a
- 37:27Speaker 1: really like kind of soft funky bass line yeah i
- 37:30Speaker 1: don't know it's a fantastic song yeah Very, very fun.
- 37:34Speaker 2: I think I'd always just heard this song.
- 37:36Speaker 1: I never, like, really, you know, like, selected it. Or, like,
- 37:40Speaker 1: it would play through, like, in the album, you know.
- 37:42Speaker 1: I never realized they were saying Peg.
- 37:44Speaker 4: Ah, same.
- 37:46Speaker 2: I don't know what I thought they were saying. No,
- 37:47Speaker 2: that's fine. Until just now.
- 37:49Speaker 4: It was not that long ago that I realized it.
- 37:52Speaker 4: I just wasn't ever familiar with the song title, I guess.
- 37:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
- 37:58Speaker 2: I thought that was cool.
- 37:59Speaker 4: It will come back to you.
- 38:03Speaker 3: And then from there, after Steely Dan, we're just going
- 38:06Speaker 3: to introduce the squad to some good old-fashioned fuzz tone.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Nice, big, fat, luscious, fuzzy guitar. One of the best ever, honestly.
- 38:17Speaker 3: The guitar tone, the fuzz guitar tone specifically through this
- 38:20Speaker 3: entire album, hard to beat.
- 38:22Speaker 4: Big fan. It's great.
- 38:26Speaker 3: It's just another happy, uplifting song. I feel like I'm
- 38:32Speaker 3: trying so hard to just not be like, yeah, this
- 38:34Speaker 3: song fucking rules.
- 38:36Speaker 4: I feel like it's very easy.
- 38:37Speaker 3: I get in a groove, I'm like, yeah, this shit
- 38:40Speaker 3: fucking rules. I'm trying to be better than that, but man,
- 38:44Speaker 3: this song fucking rules.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's another one where the build-up is incredible.
- 38:53Speaker 1: That's one thing that always gets me in a song.
- 38:56Speaker 1: If a song has one of those it has that
- 38:59Speaker 1: like perfect balance of like um dynamics where it's just
- 39:04Speaker 1: like going from like kind of a softer thing and
- 39:06Speaker 1: then it just keeps building and like pushing more and
- 39:09Speaker 1: more i feel like this song does that really well
- 39:11Speaker 1: too and especially that little like harmonic break dude that
- 39:15Speaker 1: is just like the cherry on top do.
- 39:17Speaker 4: You know that that's a little like do you know
- 39:19Speaker 4: what that.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Is I remember seeing something about it.
- 39:23Speaker 3: He said he was just recording with a shitty-ass guitar,
- 39:26Speaker 3: and as soon as he would stop playing, it would
- 39:28Speaker 3: just feed back immediately. That's something I learned within the
- 39:35Speaker 3: last couple of years. I saw that on TikTok. And
- 39:39Speaker 3: I was like, oh my God, fucking Billy Corgan's on
- 39:41Speaker 3: TikTok now.
- 39:42Speaker 4: That's cool.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that in a clip or something. I
- 39:48Speaker 1: remember where he was talking about it, and I couldn't
- 39:50Speaker 1: remember what it was. I couldn't remember if it was
- 39:55Speaker 1: his guitar or his amp that was shitty, but I
- 39:57Speaker 1: remember them talking about that. I think they might have
- 40:00Speaker 1: used shitty amps to record. I don't know if it
- 40:04Speaker 1: was this album, but I thought, because my older brother
- 40:07Speaker 1: is a huge Smashing Pumpkins fan, I thought he was
- 40:09Speaker 1: telling me one time that they just use like solid.
- 40:11Speaker 2: State crate amps.
- 40:12Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not sure.
- 40:13Speaker 1: To record like a certain album. And I was like, oh,
- 40:15Speaker 1: that's pretty cool actually. Like you're going to get a
- 40:18Speaker 1: unique tone. You know, it's not just going to be
- 40:21Speaker 1: like a super pristine.
- 40:23Speaker 3: I know Josh Halmy from Queens of the Stone Age
- 40:25Speaker 3: was big.
- 40:26Speaker 4: On using shitty amps.
- 40:28Speaker 3: They like they like gave him a re i think
- 40:31Speaker 3: he reissued like a pv bandit or some some like
- 40:34Speaker 3: little amp like they gave him a signature.
- 40:36Speaker 1: On yeah that's cool i see those pop up every
- 40:41Speaker 1: once in a while pv has some really killer amps
- 40:44Speaker 1: i have a solid state pv bass amp from the
- 40:47Speaker 1: 80s and it sounds awesome for like especially certain styles
- 40:51Speaker 1: of music like I feel like any kind of rock
- 40:54Speaker 1: or punk rock type of shit, it sounds great. And
- 40:56Speaker 1: it has a gain knob on it, and it's an
- 40:59Speaker 1: interesting gain-y tone. It's not like your stereotypical, I don't know,
- 41:05Speaker 1: overdriven sound.
- 41:06Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.
- 41:11Speaker 3: After this, we're just going to find out if the
- 41:14Speaker 3: Pilgrims are ready to get fucking pissed. We're going to
- 41:17Speaker 3: tell them about Myspace, and we're going to tell them
- 41:19Speaker 3: about Pure Volume. and we're gonna tell them about fucking
- 41:23Speaker 3: Drop D. And then we're gonna go from there. Dude,
- 41:28Speaker 3: what a fucking cut. This song, this is one, this
- 41:32Speaker 3: is just another timeless one that, you know, I liked
- 41:34Speaker 3: it when I was 16, and I liked it when
- 41:37Speaker 3: I'm 36. You know, this is, this is one that,
- 41:43Speaker 3: when I, when the Reach for the Sky days, um,
- 41:47Speaker 3: Seb and I were big, big purveyors of a a
- 41:51Speaker 3: beverage we called Red Drink. A bit of an alcoholic
- 41:56Speaker 3: concoction that if I even think about it too hard at,
- 42:00Speaker 3: you know, the ripe.
- 42:01Speaker 4: Age of 36, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.
- 42:04Speaker 3: But, like, so the part in this song where he says,
- 42:09Speaker 3: drowning in my sleep, Zeb and I used to say
- 42:12Speaker 3: drowning in Red Drink.
- 42:14Speaker 4: And I actually was.
- 42:15Speaker 3: Listening to this yesterday and, like, took a picture of
- 42:18Speaker 3: the album, like, on the screen in the truck and
- 42:22Speaker 3: said it's a it's a.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Drowning red track oh hell yeah yeah.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Another yeah this whole album is a good one to
- 42:30Speaker 3: revisit every now and then it just turned 20 I
- 42:34Speaker 3: think which is sickening.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Okay yeah yeah that's hard to stomach cause I think
- 42:41Speaker 1: I was in high school when this came out I
- 42:43Speaker 1: don't remember when I just remember Under Oath being really popular.
- 42:47Speaker 2: When I was in high school and yeah.
- 42:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Just one of those bands, dude.
- 42:54Speaker 1: They were out like Chiodos and The Devil Wears Prada
- 42:57Speaker 1: and all those bands were the fucking shit, dude. This
- 43:02Speaker 1: was like maybe, like I remember this song, but this,
- 43:06Speaker 1: I didn't listen to a ton of Under Oath growing up.
- 43:09Speaker 2: I would pretty much hear like their popular stuff.
- 43:11Speaker 1: So yeah, it was kind of cool hearing them after
- 43:14Speaker 1: probably 27 years or whatever.
- 43:17Speaker 4: The revisiting as an adult.
- 43:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 43:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good one. It slapped, for sure.
- 43:24Speaker 4: Big time.
- 43:24Speaker 2: I about opened up a fucking mosh pit.
- 43:26Speaker 1: At my house.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Almost opened up a prayer circle.
- 43:30Speaker 2: Oh, dude, yeah.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Just windmilling my arms around and kicking at the air
- 43:34Speaker 1: and shit, you know.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Doing fucking growl hands and shit, yeah.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Crowd killing.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Crowd killing, swooped my damn bangs over, dude. Put on
- 43:45Speaker 1: my damn sister's pants, dude. You know what I'm saying.
- 43:47Speaker 4: Hey, I was there.
- 43:50Speaker 2: Get really back into shit. Like I never left.
- 43:54Speaker 1: So, you know, their dance party's done. They had the
- 43:57Speaker 1: blue shoe in their system. CC, big CC, he's rock hard.
- 44:03Speaker 1: And this is just going to help, you know, get
- 44:07Speaker 1: all those snakes out.
- 44:09Speaker 4: Yeah, get all the evil out, brother.
- 44:12Speaker 1: Yeah, really let them know how to exercise their demons.
- 44:15Speaker 1: So we're going to, you know, start it off. It's
- 44:19Speaker 1: the first time they've heard a rock and roll song
- 44:21Speaker 1: in their life. So I'm going to play Hybrid Moments
- 44:23Speaker 1: by The Misfits because it's the best Misfits song out there.
- 44:27Speaker 1: And it's pretty light, you know what I mean? There's
- 44:31Speaker 1: light distortion on the guitars. There's light distortion on the bass.
- 44:35Speaker 1: There's some rock drums. There's no yelling or anything, though.
- 44:38Speaker 1: It's a pretty mellow song. And it's a minute 40,
- 44:40Speaker 1: but still, they're going to be like, damn, what is
- 44:42Speaker 1: this type of shit we're listening to?
- 44:43Speaker 4: They got it for all night. It was the 100
- 44:47Speaker 4: seconds of their lives.
- 44:49Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 44:52Speaker 1: I thought we were just doing drum and bass and, like,
- 44:54Speaker 1: fucking getting boners.
- 44:56Speaker 3: I thought we were just having a couple. I thought
- 44:58Speaker 3: this was a light mixer. I thought we were just bricked.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Up and, you know, chilling. I thought we were trying
- 45:05Speaker 1: to bump and grind.
- 45:06Speaker 4: I thought we signed up for this.
- 45:10Speaker 1: And then the next song. After that, so it just
- 45:12Speaker 1: ups the ante a little bit. And that's pretty much
- 45:14Speaker 1: the whole point, is this is just a progression to
- 45:17Speaker 1: really show them the levels that we can get to.
- 45:20Speaker 1: So then we play Coral Fang by the Distillers, which,
- 45:23Speaker 1: in my opinion, pretty underrated band. This was, speaking of
- 45:29Speaker 1: Josh Holm, this is, I think, his.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Wife, or maybe they got divorced or something.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Oh, really? She was married to the guy from, yeah,
- 45:35Speaker 1: she was married to the guy from Rancid. But apparently
- 45:39Speaker 1: he started dating her when she was like 15 or
- 45:41Speaker 1: some shit, I just found out. And he was like 30-something,
- 45:44Speaker 1: so I was kind of like, well.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Dicey. Just, you know.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, I feel like that's just now
- 45:50Speaker 1: starting to get brought up, where people are like, did
- 45:52Speaker 1: you know Tim Armstrong from Rancid was fucking dating a teenager?
- 45:57Speaker 1: And then she ended up being the singer for the Distillers.
- 46:00Speaker 1: And dude, she's an incredible vocalist. I feel like one
- 46:05Speaker 1: of my favorite... punk rock bands of all time and
- 46:09Speaker 1: it's mostly because of her vocals but yeah this song
- 46:12Speaker 1: just a little bit better sounding distortion on the guitar
- 46:16Speaker 1: you know the production quality is like 10 times better
- 46:20Speaker 1: than the Misfits.
- 46:21Speaker 3: Song there was definitely a vibe between the two I
- 46:25Speaker 3: saw the.
- 46:25Speaker 2: Connection like that Yeah, it ups the ante a bit.
- 46:31Speaker 1: And just, I don't know, I really like this song. Like,
- 46:34Speaker 1: the way it sounds sonically, the vocals, the harmonies and
- 46:37Speaker 1: shit that they hit in the chorus. Very catchy song.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Another short one, two minutes. So it's in and out.
- 46:42Speaker 2: They're like, okay.
- 46:43Speaker 1: The only thing is, though, once I get on the
- 46:46Speaker 1: DJ mic and I tell them, this is a woman singing, they're.
- 46:49Speaker 4: Going to instantly start trying to.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Burn me at the stake. They're going to be like, oh,
- 46:53Speaker 1: she's making those noises with her mouth? Are you fucking serious, dog? Like,
- 46:58Speaker 1: we thought that was a fucking demon, brother. I feel
- 47:02Speaker 1: like her voice is like an even more powerful Courtney
- 47:06Speaker 1: Love tone. Like, it really has that natural breakup to it.
- 47:11Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 47:13Speaker 1: But then after that, they're just like, okay, it can't
- 47:15Speaker 1: get any crazier than this, right? And then we hit
- 47:18Speaker 1: them with one of the greatest riffs of all time.
- 47:21Speaker 1: So throughout their lives and everyone else's, this might be
- 47:24Speaker 1: maybe one of the most important riffs ever. And we
- 47:27Speaker 1: just hit them with 96 Quiet Better Beings. I couldn't...
- 47:32Speaker 1: I almost couldn't put this one on here because, like,
- 47:35Speaker 1: it's really just about the riff. But then I was like, dude,
- 47:37Speaker 1: I cannot deprive them of the riff. This is, like,
- 47:40Speaker 1: the ultimate riff.
- 47:41Speaker 2: I mean.
- 47:42Speaker 1: If CKY did anything, they did this riff.
- 47:45Speaker 4: In the chorus.
- 47:45Speaker 3: Like, even the verse, like... Oh, yeah, dude. Like, even
- 47:51Speaker 3: that's fucking sweet.
- 47:54Speaker 1: It is fucking sick. Yeah, it is a sick-ass song. Like, I... Like...
- 47:59Speaker 1: I like the lyrics. I think it's just one of
- 48:02Speaker 1: those fantasy songs, you know what I mean? Where it's
- 48:04Speaker 1: just like, dude, we're just talking about a made-up town.
- 48:06Speaker 1: I don't know what it's about, but I love it.
- 48:08Speaker 3: Right.
- 48:09Speaker 1: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. Yeah,
- 48:13Speaker 1: it's fucking kick-ass. And then any time you... It's one
- 48:16Speaker 1: of the things where, like, dude, if your chorus for
- 48:19Speaker 1: your song is just a riff, that's when you know
- 48:22Speaker 1: you've written the ultimate riff. Like, there's just verses and
- 48:27Speaker 1: then the riff. And then there's a bridge and then
- 48:29Speaker 1: the riff. And it's just like, just keep playing that riff, dude.
- 48:32Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck what else you do.
- 48:33Speaker 4: Yeah, just bring it back. As long as we bring
- 48:35Speaker 4: it back, you can do whatever you want.
- 48:38Speaker 2: Bridge?
- 48:39Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. Are we going back to
- 48:40Speaker 4: this riff?
- 48:41Speaker 1: Yeah, play... Yeah, if you end it on the Rift, dude,
- 48:44Speaker 1: I'm sold. I'm fully invested. Give it to me. So
- 48:49Speaker 1: that gets them, you know, I don't know if that
- 48:52Speaker 1: gets them more scared or more rock hard or what's
- 48:56Speaker 1: going on in their minds at this point. But after that,
- 49:01Speaker 1: we hit them with the official one on the list, Pantera,
- 49:04Speaker 1: I'm broken. And then they're like, wait a minute, you're
- 49:07Speaker 1: telling me there's a Rift? There's another level of Rifts?
- 49:11Speaker 1: You're telling me there's 96 Quiet Bitter Beings and then
- 49:14Speaker 1: there's also the riff.
- 49:15Speaker 2: From I'm Broken? And you're just like, yeah, dude. You
- 49:18Speaker 2: can't escape it. It's ripped.
- 49:20Speaker 1: After riff So then after the big 96 Quiet Bitter
- 49:25Speaker 1: Beings riff, we get the I'm Broken riff. So it's
- 49:27Speaker 1: just like, I feel like it just, again, takes it
- 49:29Speaker 1: to another level where it's like, you thought that riff
- 49:32Speaker 1: was fucking cool? Listen to what Dimebag can do. Not
- 49:36Speaker 1: only can he play the big riff, he's got the
- 49:38Speaker 1: fucking big riff and the verse, the killer solo.
- 49:42Speaker 2: And guess what?
- 49:42Speaker 1: You get to learn about Philip and Salmo for the
- 49:46Speaker 1: first time in 1492, dude.
- 49:49Speaker 4: You thought M80s were cool? Check out Mortars.
- 49:55Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
- 49:56Speaker 1: He's going to be fucking your whole world up. You
- 50:00Speaker 1: get to learn about how much ass he's about to
- 50:02Speaker 1: whoop in his jean shorts and.
- 50:03Speaker 2: His fucking long sleeve.
- 50:05Speaker 1: He's just stomping around the bass drum, dude.
- 50:11Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 50:11Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell would be going on
- 50:13Speaker 1: in these pilgrims' minds at this point.
- 50:15Speaker 4: Dude, they're about to fucking... I don't even know what
- 50:20Speaker 4: they're going to get into after this.
- 50:21Speaker 2: They're going to war.
- 50:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope they're ready.
- 50:24Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They're about to do this. This
- 50:27Speaker 2: is going to get them going.
- 50:28Speaker 1: And then just to really cap it off, because I
- 50:31Speaker 1: feel like at that point, they've got to be fried.
- 50:33Speaker 4: Drive it home.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Just get them a fucking job for a cowboy. Just
- 50:36Speaker 1: entombment of a machine their asses at the end there. Dude,
- 50:41Speaker 1: the intro to this song is so intense.
- 50:44Speaker 4: One of the single greatest screams ever.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Yep.
- 50:48Speaker 4: I showed that to my seven and two-year-old, and they fucking...
- 50:53Speaker 4: They're like, what the fuck? They didn't say what the fuck, but....
- 50:59Speaker 3: Like, there's one thing that I strike down pretty quickly,
- 51:02Speaker 3: and it's like just a shrill, loud scream in the house.
- 51:05Speaker 4: I'm like, we don't do that. Like, that's just not it.
- 51:08Speaker 4: And they're like, that's that scream we do. We're not
- 51:10Speaker 4: supposed to do that.
- 51:11Speaker 3: I know.
- 51:15Speaker 1: Dude, I shit you not, my seven-year-old said the same
- 51:17Speaker 1: thing because I was like kind of jamming through.
- 51:19Speaker 2: The playlist a little bit.
- 51:21Speaker 1: And she was getting a little worked up about the
- 51:23Speaker 1: rock songs. She was just like, hey, like stop playing
- 51:27Speaker 1: these stuff. Because I started off with I'm Broken just
- 51:29Speaker 1: because I was like, we're going to rock out, you know.
- 51:32Speaker 1: And she was like, I don't want to listen to
- 51:34Speaker 1: this right now.
- 51:34Speaker 2: I was like, check this out.
- 51:35Speaker 1: This is probably a little more your speed. And when
- 51:41Speaker 1: that scream happened, she just started cracking up. And she
- 51:43Speaker 1: was like, that's.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Like what this song makes me feel like. I was like,
- 51:47Speaker 2: hell yeah, it does.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
- 51:48Speaker 2: I was like, get ready.
- 51:50Speaker 5: Yeah, the girls were signing up. They were like, show
- 51:52Speaker 5: mom the song with the scream.
- 51:54Speaker 1: I'm like, all right.
- 51:56Speaker 4: As soon as it started, she's like, what the fuck
- 51:58Speaker 4: is this?
- 51:59Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. The intro is abrasive.
- 52:03Speaker 5: The intro, the middle, the outro. It's pretty abrasive.
- 52:10Speaker 4: Abrasive is a good word.
- 52:12Speaker 3: Abrasive is a great word for this song.
- 52:15Speaker 4: Dan. Abrasive.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Dude, this whole EP kicks so much ass. And, yeah,
- 52:22Speaker 1: this song, I mean, there's, like, three or four pauses
- 52:25Speaker 1: in it where it's just, like, you get a little break,
- 52:28Speaker 1: and then it kicks right back into another riff, another
- 52:32Speaker 1: subwoofer hit, and then just more of the guy just
- 52:35Speaker 1: fucking screaming into, like, the craziest voice.
- 52:38Speaker 6: God, dude.
- 52:39Speaker 1: I saw these guys live in, like, probably around, like,
- 52:43Speaker 1: 2007 or 2008. Shut up.
- 52:44Speaker 2: I can't remember, but.
- 52:47Speaker 1: Yeah, they played Entombment of a Machine, thank God. And
- 52:50Speaker 1: they played some other songs off this EP.
- 52:52Speaker 2: They sounded amazing.
- 52:53Speaker 4: Did he rip that vocal part?
- 52:55Speaker 3: Because I was trying to find a video of him
- 52:56Speaker 3: doing it live last night and couldn't find one.
- 52:59Speaker 2: I think it's just a sample. I think it was
- 53:01Speaker 2: a sample.
- 53:02Speaker 4: It's a good one.
- 53:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:04Speaker 4: It's amazing. It's a good one.
- 53:06Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, they were, they were, I really enjoyed them.
- 53:09Speaker 1: They were one of the, this was, like, almost the first, like,
- 53:12Speaker 1: meme song before there were, like, meme songs in a way.
- 53:15Speaker 1: Because I just remember everyone had this as, like, the
- 53:19Speaker 1: ringtone on their flip phones. Like, it would kick in
- 53:22Speaker 1: and it would just be that scream and then, like, the...
- 53:24Speaker 1: The fucking reverse hit on the snare. Yeah, it was.
- 53:28Speaker 2: What a jam. All-timer.
- 53:30Speaker 4: Fuck, yeah.
- 53:31Speaker 2: So, yeah.
- 53:32Speaker 1: After this, the Pilgrims, they hate me. They think I'm
- 53:35Speaker 1: a evil... They think I'm the devil, probably, at this point,
- 53:37Speaker 1: and they're going to burn down my DJ booth, but
- 53:41Speaker 1: at the same time, they'll think back to the dance
- 53:43Speaker 1: party we had, and they'll let me live.
- 53:46Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll sleep it off. They'll wake up tomorrow, and
- 53:51Speaker 4: they'll see it your way.
- 53:53Speaker 1: That's how my story ends with the pilgrims.
- 53:57Speaker 2: Beautiful. Okay. Take me home.
- 54:01Speaker 4: For the grooms, baby.
- 54:03Speaker 6: All right.
- 54:05Speaker 4: We had to rip him one solid rap song.
- 54:09Speaker 3: I feel like we owed it to him to cross
- 54:13Speaker 3: all genres-ish, all the genres that I wanted to cross,
- 54:17Speaker 3: and this was one of them.
- 54:20Speaker 4: Give him a nice smorgasbord of tunes.
- 54:22Speaker 3: Why not show him a rap song where a dude
- 54:24Speaker 3: is doing this with his fucking.
- 54:26Speaker 4: Jaw wired shut?
- 54:27Speaker 3: I'm like, you know how it sounds like he's trying
- 54:30Speaker 3: to get his fucking teeth clenched together?
- 54:32Speaker 4: There's a good reason for that.
- 54:34Speaker 3: Yeah. They're like, he broke his jaw and didn't die?
- 54:37Speaker 4: You didn't just fucking kill him? Like, throw him off
- 54:40Speaker 4: the boat?
- 54:42Speaker 3: I don't know, this is another one that I associate
- 54:45Speaker 3: with feeling good. I remember being, I don't know, 12,
- 54:48Speaker 3: 13 when this came out. and just, I don't know,
- 54:51Speaker 3: immediately liking it. I still like this album. It's not
- 54:57Speaker 3: a song that comes up organically, but when I hear it,
- 55:01Speaker 3: I'm psyched about it.
- 55:03Speaker 1: It was very good. There was a lot of things
- 55:05Speaker 1: I liked about this listening to it. I've listened to
- 55:10Speaker 1: Kanye West here and there. I'm sure I've heard this song,
- 55:13Speaker 1: but if I did, I didn't remember it.
- 55:15Speaker 2: Man, yeah, it was really good, really catchy.
- 55:19Speaker 1: I love the vocal, I don't know if it's a
- 55:23Speaker 1: sample or what, but the high-pitched vocal melodies that he
- 55:25Speaker 1: has going on in there.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Really, really solid stuff.
- 55:28Speaker 4: That was something he cut up.
- 55:29Speaker 3: He did all the samples on that first album on GarageBand.
- 55:38Speaker 4: I think I could be wrong. I'm sorry if I'm
- 55:40Speaker 4: talking shit. I'm pretty sure that's a fact.
- 55:44Speaker 3: But yeah, I remember being a kid and hearing that
- 55:46Speaker 3: shit and loving it.
- 55:48Speaker 4: I think the Pilgrims would appreciate this one.
- 55:51Speaker 2: I think they would vibe out to it for sure.
- 55:54Speaker 3: And from Kanye, I think the natural progression here is
- 55:58Speaker 3: just straight to Ozzy. I felt like we owed him
- 56:02Speaker 3: a good power ballad with a guitar solo.
- 56:05Speaker 4: Why not rip this one? Just a beauty.
- 56:08Speaker 3: Straight from as soon as he rips the 12-string acoustic intro,
- 56:13Speaker 3: gets you through the verse. hits you with an all-timer
- 56:16Speaker 3: of a solo. You gotta fucking love it, dude. Absolutely
- 56:20Speaker 3: love it.
- 56:20Speaker 2: This song did hit really well.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 56:22Speaker 3: This is another one where I, you know, words fail
- 56:25Speaker 3: me sometimes, and I hate to say this song fucking rules, but.
- 56:28Speaker 4: Man, this song fucking rules.
- 56:30Speaker 3: This whole album, there are several fantastic songs on this album.
- 56:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Dude, the pinch harmonics alone in this song are enough
- 56:40Speaker 1: for me.
- 56:40Speaker 4: The pinch harmonics are the standout of the Zach Wilde era.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Like, I was like, dude, I love this.
- 56:48Speaker 1: Like, sometimes I get a little, you know, pinch harmonica-ed
- 56:51Speaker 1: out sometimes when I'm listening, if I hear some Zach
- 56:54Speaker 1: Wilde stuff, but this is, like, the perfect amount, and
- 56:57Speaker 1: just at the right time, too, where I was like, man,
- 57:00Speaker 1: it stands out in a good way.
- 57:01Speaker 4: Yeah, they're great.
- 57:03Speaker 2: It's not too much.
- 57:04Speaker 3: Zach Wilde, he does, between the pinch harmonics and the,
- 57:08Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a term for it, but when he
- 57:09Speaker 3: does those bends that have the extra note on it,
- 57:12Speaker 3: that just make it, like, mmm. I'm sure that's called
- 57:17Speaker 3: something to the Blues Boys, but I don't... I'm not
- 57:20Speaker 3: familiar with the terminology. It's fucking cool, I know that.
- 57:24Speaker 3: And it always sounds like Zach Wild when you hear it.
- 57:27Speaker 3: Anytime you hear it, it's definitely Zach Wild.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Yes, it's definitely his style. He definitely has a very
- 57:34Speaker 1: distinct style as far as his playing goes.
- 57:38Speaker 4: And out of Ozzy, I'm going to....
- 57:42Speaker 3: Get on my podium and I'm going to say, gather
- 57:43Speaker 3: around pilgrim friends and I'm going to tell you about
- 57:46Speaker 3: this bad bitch that got on stage and sang to
- 57:49Speaker 3: this man about how he wronged her.
- 57:50Speaker 4: Damn. And you know, we were, we.
- 57:53Speaker 3: Were speaking on burning at the stake and.
- 57:56Speaker 4: And witches, they would, they would have not been fond
- 57:59Speaker 4: of Stevie. Like, wait a minute.
- 58:00Speaker 3: No.
- 58:01Speaker 4: This woman got up here and said, what?
- 58:05Speaker 3: I actually, she had, are you familiar with this song?
- 58:09Speaker 3: Like this version of this song?
- 58:12Speaker 1: No, no, this is the first time I've listened to
- 58:14Speaker 1: this version, for sure.
- 58:15Speaker 4: Okay, so this was very much a song that.
- 58:18Speaker 3: She had written about Lindsey Buckingham, and they had done
- 58:24Speaker 3: some live thing in 1997. There was some, I think
- 58:27Speaker 3: there was some hiatus before then, but then they went
- 58:30Speaker 3: and performed this, and I guess Stevie had said, just
- 58:36Speaker 3: in case they never did anything together again, she wanted to,
- 58:41Speaker 3: you know, put on the performance and put the energy
- 58:44Speaker 3: into it. She sings this to him, this song about
- 58:49Speaker 3: him fucking doing her wrong for all these years.
- 58:52Speaker 4: I don't know, it's fucking sweet, dude. Stevie Rules, Fleetwood
- 58:57Speaker 4: Mac's fucking sick.
- 58:59Speaker 3: And it's a good song from a great live album.
- 59:02Speaker 3: This live album was actually, I think it's called The Dance,
- 59:07Speaker 3: was the 100th album.
- 59:10Speaker 4: That Bree and I got in our collection. So another
- 59:14Speaker 4: cool little thing.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
- 59:17Speaker 3: Silver Springs, we go to a twofer. I consider these
- 59:20Speaker 3: songs two as one. When fucking 106.7 The Fox lets
- 59:24Speaker 3: them roll, they let.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Them both roll. And you can't have one without the other.
- 59:28Speaker 5: Right.
- 59:29Speaker 3: We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions by Queen.
- 59:33Speaker 3: This is just the fucking ultimate feel-good song. I don't
- 59:37Speaker 3: give a fuck what team, what league, what sport. If
- 59:42Speaker 3: I see a highlight reel of some team winning their
- 59:45Speaker 3: championship in their league with this song playing.
- 59:48Speaker 4: I'm fucking invested. I don't give a fuck. I don't
- 59:51Speaker 4: watch hockey.
- 59:52Speaker 7: If a hockey team comes on and they got a
- 59:54Speaker 7: fucking highlight reel of them hoisting the Stanley Cup, With
- 59:59Speaker 7: We Are The Champions playing, I promise you I'm at
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: least well and a half of a tear.
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: Up for it. Bro.
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: For real.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: It just fucking pulls it out of you.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: I don't know if you recall many, many moons ago,
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: there was Pipe Dreams of a Sideline Cappies.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: Tour, run, what have you. But I had been pitching....
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: After both bands played for all of us to come
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: back out and play We're the Champions together.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: And that was just.
- 1:00:33Speaker 3: I always told Ryan I wanted to hear him sing this. This,
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: and I wanted you guys to cover Epic by Faith
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: No More. Because that just feels so much like Ryan. Like, God,
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: that would have been so fucking sick.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is like the ultimate pep rally combo. Like,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: if you're going to get fucking hyped up... We will
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: rock you into We Are The Champions, dude.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: They're going to be ready to fucking ride. They're ready
- 1:00:57Speaker 4: for whatever.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like we're just kind of... Yeah, we're
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: kind of just rallying these pilgrims up for something. Part
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: of me wonders, like, maybe we should have, like, you know,
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: maybe just come up with more of a peaceful playlist.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Or, like, you know?
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: Eh.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: They'll be all right.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Who knows? Yeah, it'll be all right.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: You know, things are fine the way they are.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: I don't want to butterfly effect shit. Yeah.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Really.
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: Really.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Unless it's for the better.
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: That's true.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: Maybe they kick.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: More ass, we'd be in a better spot.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: So out of We Are The Champions, we're rolling with
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: Joe Walsh, Life's Been Good. Another one of the illest
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: riffs of all time.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: Just fucking rocks. It made me realize there's definitely an
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: overtone to my playlist.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: I don't think any of these songs are very much alike,
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: but I don't know, there's definitely a hope.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: Or, or I don't know.
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: All of these songs make me feel, I have no
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: issue saying that I've cried in some capacity that every
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: one of these.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Songs, you know, it's definitely like an emotional uplifting selection.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: Cause I did feel good after listening to it. And
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: it was like, I mean some really, really strong songs.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: I'll say that like a really powerful songs.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: All of them. You just gotta let them know, you know?
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: He said, I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: Life's been good to me so far. You know? What
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: a fucking guy. Yeah. Shout out.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Love it.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: I love it.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I love this Joe Walsh song, dude. And I love
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: that it's like the nearly the nine-minute version.
- 1:02:40Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Because sometimes I'll catch it on the radio and it'll
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: be like the snipped-in-half version. I'm like, dude, just let
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: it roll. No one's going to be pissed that you
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: let the nine-minute version play.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: I've got a half hour to spare.
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: Let this and fucking Blinded by the Light and Slow
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: Ride play.
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: Give me all the extended cuts.
- 1:02:59Speaker 7: Yeah, and.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: And Magic Carpet Ride. That's another one.
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: Another long one.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: They always cut out that long instrumental part.
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: And it's just like.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Leave it in, bud. That's the way they wanted it.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: That's the way I want it.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: And I want it now.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: I'm not here to... Yeah.
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: But yeah.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: I'm a little surprised neither one of us had a
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: Smash Mouth song on here, but I think I think
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: the Pilgrims will make it. Like I said, maybe at
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: the second party we'll put on a big smash.
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: We led the Pilgrims to water. It's definitely up to
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: them to go drink now.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: It's their time to take the land and do as
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: they please.
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: They're like, you know what?
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: Can we run that Pantera song back again?
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? All you guys over here, we
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: really like those houses. Fuck out.
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: And we're just like breaking down the DJ booth and
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: like putting shit in road cases.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Oh, no. We get on the boats and we're going back. Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: We take the boats. Actually, we're going to go.
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: Yeah. No, we bring the fucking DJ booth back on.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: We're going on tour.
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: Yeah, we turn fucking Pantera back up.
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: We're playing two different Pantera songs with the speakers facing
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: different directions.
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: Oh, my God, dude. They're not going to know what
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: the fuck to do. This was awesome.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: Dude, I would have brought it.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Me too.
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: This was kick-ass.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: And, like, as soon as I said something about it,
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: I had, like, brought it up to other people, and
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: they're like, no, I haven't seen that TikTok. I'm like, okay,
- 1:04:39Speaker 3: have you seen one that's like a fucking Victorian kid or, like, oh, yeah.
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: There's iterations of it. This is just.
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: An abstract group from history that would not hear this
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: music under any other circumstances. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: I've seen one of those.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: we're doing.
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: Yeah, Sean Pantera and his fucking pilgrims. Yeah, I get it.
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: What could go wrong?
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Bring a gravity bomb and some pyrotechnics. Dude, that would
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: be the finale, dude. I would have, like, fucking Roman
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: candles ready and shit. It'd be, like, the 4th of
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: July on their asses.
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: Damn, fuck yeah.
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: Hey, you guys ever tried Whippets? And they, like, Christopher
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: Columbus whips out, like, two big-ass balloons. Like, fuck yeah,
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: thought you'd never ask.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: I got my own supply.
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: Oh, my freaking God.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Down on the bottom deck, dog.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: That's awesome.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: How the fuck do you think we got here, dude?
- 1:05:40Speaker 4: Fuck, yeah. We were high on wimpeds.
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: And, like, you hear the high tide comes in, and
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: you just hear all the fucking little cartridges just shifting across.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: The bottom of the boat.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Whoa.
- 1:05:52Speaker 7: Ding, ding, ding.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, dig up where you're going. Dig up where
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: you're going, Christopher. Oh, my God. Yeah, why do you
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: think we fucking ended up here and not where we were.
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Supposed to be? We were fucked up.
- 1:06:04Speaker 6: Yeah, dude.
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: We missed.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Honestly, dude. We missed, bud.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: We had a map, and that's it. We don't know
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: anything about the whole world. We just ended up here.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: I just sailed the ocean blue. They're going to write
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: books about me. Now we're getting our dicks hard to
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: some dance music.
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: We got our dicks going boyoing with some bitches.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: They'd be paddling the boats with them. Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: Greg, I never met him.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: Alright, we better wrap it up before the internet just
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: completely fucking wrecks our asses.
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Thanks, bye. Thanks, bye. Goodnight.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: Tell us your playlist in the comments section below.
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