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INTERVIEW: Gary Owen On Scary Black Girl Energy, Disconnecting From His Parents, New Comedy Special + More · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 4: The morning, Breakfast Club Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody is dej NV hilarious, charlamage the guy. We are
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  Speaker 2: to Breakfast Club Justice on maternity leave. So long Laos
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  Speaker 2: is feeling in.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: We got a special guest in the.
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  Speaker 4: Building fresh from the McGreal. It was awesome. L it
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  Speaker 4: was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: It looks like he was there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do both. I did the perto Rican Parade
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  Speaker 4: and there.
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  Speaker 3: Together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how you feeling Gary good?
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  Speaker 6: You know we had fifty in up here, he said,
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  Speaker 6: He turned out, he turned, he turned it. He performed
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  Speaker 6: the mc rally and he offer him three million dollars,
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  Speaker 6: he said, he turned it down.
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  Speaker 4: I would have performed. I just asked for forgiveness. Who
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  Speaker 4: you went on before after Tony It doesn't matter what
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  Speaker 4: did you.
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  Speaker 2: Think of Tony shows? He thought it was too much
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  Speaker 2: or you just thought he's being a comedian.
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, I thought for that job. It's like it's
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  Speaker 4: like it's like when you do a corporate show or
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  Speaker 4: or college you ask ahead of time what's cool. So
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  Speaker 4: they knew what he was gonna do to stop backing
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  Speaker 4: like the they were shocked. They knew it. That's what
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  Speaker 4: he does too. So for his audience that played, but
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  Speaker 4: for people that don't know him, and you got to
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  Speaker 4: think about it like it's not going to hurt him
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  Speaker 4: like we like to think it is, But it's only
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  Speaker 4: probably boosted his ticket sales because the people that are
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  Speaker 4: offended were never going to pay to see him anyways.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, so it's almost like when you get.
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  Speaker 4: Internet trolls as a comedian, people that get mad at
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  Speaker 4: a joke. They I was like, you were never going
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  Speaker 4: to come see me live anyway, So for him then
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  Speaker 4: it's not going to hurt him.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen him be funnier, and uh it was. It
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  Speaker 6: wasn't even the fact that it wasn't him, It was
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  Speaker 6: the campaign you're running. The guy's running for president of
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  Speaker 6: the United States of America. If you know you need
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  Speaker 6: Puerto Ricans right our Latino and you know you need
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  Speaker 6: black voters, you don't put somebody up there in and
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  Speaker 6: sot him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that there was no follow up. It was
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  Speaker 4: just like, yeah, Puerto Ricans trash and I go a
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  Speaker 4: punch line.
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  Speaker 7: I can't wait for the rest. I was like, where
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  Speaker 7: are you going with this? And they just moved on.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, wow, okay, it's like me telling joke.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hit his bitch over my house last night.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we think about the election.
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  Speaker 3: For the rest of the story.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of nasty. I wanted to know you have
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  Speaker 2: a think about teaching a.
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  Speaker 1: Class of how to avoid the police or getting served,
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  Speaker 1: because you did that for a long time and you
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  Speaker 1: need a standing ovation.
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  Speaker 4: Divorce.
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  Speaker 2: No, for your divorce. You were they were trying to
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  Speaker 2: serve you for how long?
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  Speaker 8: That is instantly click because you talk about it all the time.
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  Speaker 8: You didn't know what you're talking about it.
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  Speaker 5: He said, being served. You don't know what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Talking about the police said avoid the police.
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  Speaker 3: He meant processor So we see.
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  Speaker 4: So I was in Mark So March, So, March, April, May, June, July.
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  Speaker 4: It was four months.
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  Speaker 2: Four months.
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  Speaker 1: They were trying to serve you four months and you
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  Speaker 1: died them for four months.
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  Speaker 4: They almost got me in Colorado Springs.
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  Speaker 3: That was man.
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  Speaker 1: Let me, let me make it down. You were getting
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  Speaker 1: a divorce from your wife. Your your wife was filing
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  Speaker 1: in California.
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  Speaker 2: Where it's fifty to fifty. You were filing for life,
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  Speaker 2: for life.
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  Speaker 4: You were for life, bro.
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  Speaker 2: You were filing in Ohio.
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  Speaker 4: Where we paid taxes and we voted right.
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  Speaker 3: So I was doing the legal thing.
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  Speaker 5: Did you even know what to say right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's still going No.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's facts.
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  Speaker 5: You just making sure it goes in with the clip.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the thing. The narrative is I filed on Ohio
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  Speaker 4: to avoid paying No, I filed in Ohio because that's
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  Speaker 4: where we voted and paid taxes, and we would have
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  Speaker 4: when we built the house in California. I literally called
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  Speaker 4: my accountant and was like, Yo, I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: pay California taxes. What can I build a house in
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  Speaker 4: California live there? He was like, as long as you
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  Speaker 4: spend less than fifty percent of the year, and you're
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  Speaker 4: a comedian, so I'm always on the road and I
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  Speaker 4: keep my residency. We keep our residency in Ohio, right,
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  Speaker 4: That's what we did. So it wasn't the money factor.
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  Speaker 4: It was not legally that's where we lived and that's
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  Speaker 4: where we voted. So you had a house in Ohio
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  Speaker 4: and a house in California.
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  Speaker 2: So you knew she was coming for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the processor I found out, how did you avoid
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  Speaker 1: it for four months? Because I heard they were popping
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of shows at the airports.
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  Speaker 3: And yo, I was based.
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  Speaker 4: I was, I was at the based. I remember one
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  Speaker 4: time I was at I was at the I was
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  Speaker 4: at the I was at the Four Seasons in Baltimore,
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  Speaker 4: Maryland for two weeks under Mohammed Shabbaz. They never see
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  Speaker 4: broy They had a they're used to like politicians and celebs,
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  Speaker 4: I guess. So they were taking me up through the
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  Speaker 4: employee elevator and like my door was right there, so
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  Speaker 4: the employee there opens up and my rumors right there.
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  Speaker 4: I had the same brother that brought me my uber eats.
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  Speaker 3: I was just I was tracked with the characterlate too,
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  Speaker 3: like hey, mister Shabba. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also said that doing your comedy show, you wouldn't stand
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  Speaker 1: at the edge of the stage.
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  Speaker 3: You standing at the back.
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  Speaker 4: I was in the back bro Baltimore. They had like
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  Speaker 4: a hockey plexiglass thing going on at the Baltimore County Factory. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I didn't throw stuff, shoot at you shooting shoot, no, no, shoot,
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  Speaker 6: I'm in the crowd.
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  Speaker 4: Comedians ever been shot on stage? Don't put that out
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  Speaker 4: put that out there. But it was kind of like
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  Speaker 4: the COVID era, because I can't believe it's already been
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  Speaker 4: three years, but I would. I had a security guy
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  Speaker 4: with me. He'd always sit in the front, so if
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  Speaker 4: it m I got up, you couldn't come to the stage.
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  Speaker 4: He'd stop you. So he was like undercover. If I
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  Speaker 4: had it all planned out. One guy. One guy tried
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  Speaker 4: to serve me in Baltimore and said he had a
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  Speaker 4: show and he tried to give my open room Manila
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  Speaker 4: envelope and he was like, yo, we ain't taking it.
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  Speaker 4: And then and then we almost got starting. Coward of
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  Speaker 4: Spring's guy chased me down an alley. I was like
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  Speaker 4: Rickey and Boys in the Hood. I was running, Bro,
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  Speaker 4: I got two guys got fired on my team because
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  Speaker 4: of that night. Why because they let him get to me.
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  Speaker 4: He almost got me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they was they to block him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I said, I'm not. You don't have to beat anybody up.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to fight anybody.
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  Speaker 3: You just have to stop them.
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  Speaker 4: He walked right and they went like this, and I go, bro.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was Boys in the Hood process server
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  Speaker 4: because I was running like Ricky. And then when I
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  Speaker 4: got a dress room, I was swinging like you. I
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  Speaker 4: remember yelling, I go, you know how much money it's
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  Speaker 4: gonna cost?
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  Speaker 3: Me can serve you by giving it to your open
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  Speaker 3: up Yep.
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  Speaker 4: If he's working for me, he's an employee of mine. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: then if he gets served, I'm served. Same with kids
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  Speaker 4: that the kids are with you. If they get served,
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  Speaker 4: then you're served.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was told. You can serve kids. I
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  Speaker 3: don't believe that now, well, if they're with you, they're
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  Speaker 3: with you. They weren't under eighteen. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And now, how did you serve her? Because you had
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  Speaker 2: to serve her as well. So y'all were playing this game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not even it was a big cap and mouse.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not upset about it. I remember I was always
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  Speaker 4: going like, I wonder how this is gonna play out,
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  Speaker 4: Like how am I gonna get caught? Or is she
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  Speaker 4: gonna get caught? Because at one point I was in
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  Speaker 4: West Virginia for two weeks at my boys house, went
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  Speaker 4: to high school with because I knew nobody was gonna
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  Speaker 4: find me there. I was laying low. I was off
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  Speaker 4: the grid, change my sale number, wasn't really using the internet.
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  Speaker 4: You can look at my timeline social media. I was
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  Speaker 4: off social media. We finally got her. I hired a
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  Speaker 4: process server and I said, I want twenty four to
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  Speaker 4: seven surveillance on the house. I gotta get this over with.
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  Speaker 4: And then she hit me with this huge bill and
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  Speaker 4: she wasn't served yet. I said, well, I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: pay it till she served. Why did I hire this
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  Speaker 4: lady out of Ohio? Me and her got on a
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  Speaker 4: plane flew into Sacramento, rented a car. We go to
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  Speaker 4: where we used to live in California. We had her
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  Speaker 4: served within an hour. I called the lady. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: how did I get her within an hour? And you've
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  Speaker 4: got twenty four to seven on the house. I said, so,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not paying you this bill. So I mean we
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  Speaker 4: just got lucky. I literally saw pulling out of a
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  Speaker 4: Gris store parking lot. We follow on the highway about
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  Speaker 4: fifteen miles and then she pulled the Panera bread, went
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  Speaker 4: to the drive through and got stuck, went to get
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  Speaker 4: the food.
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  Speaker 5: You you go.
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  Speaker 4: She rolled down her window a place or order, and
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  Speaker 4: the lady just popped upbserved.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, y'all good?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 8: Family wise, though, because I know all of this, it
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  Speaker 8: was like, your kids weren't They didn't want much to
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  Speaker 8: do with you.
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  Speaker 5: At at one point in time we were talking about it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I saw your son.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we just reconciled like a month and a half ago,
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  Speaker 4: two months ago, so we're good. It was like everybody says,
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  Speaker 4: you gotta let them process everything and in time they'll
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  Speaker 4: they'll realize mom and dad are adults.
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  Speaker 3: Were not perfect.
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  Speaker 4: And then he just texted me he needed me. He
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  Speaker 4: needed my advice on something, so he texted me and
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  Speaker 4: then I called him and then we've been talking. Then
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  Speaker 4: I went to California, and then he came to Houston
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  Speaker 4: to see the Twins the New Ones, and then uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we're good.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I thought he was gonna have some fun today. Man,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I wanted to make some Maggige jokes.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just took you on a different road.
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  Speaker 4: I am there a couple of years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, talk to the next.
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  Speaker 5: Thing I saw it was a family reunion with the twins, and.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, Anapkin white man cry.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, we're cordial about it.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 4: It's like every divorced cup I think, well we'll we'll
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  Speaker 4: say something, will argue, but before we hang up, we're laughing,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, like every now and then, I'll I'm
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  Speaker 4: a comedian, so I'll say something on stage and something
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  Speaker 4: like people always ask and people are so emotionally invested,
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  Speaker 4: and then I'll say something like she might send me
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  Speaker 4: a text like I appreciate that, and then I'll be like,
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  Speaker 4: just call me and we'll talk it out. So it's
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  Speaker 4: this is what it is. You know, we're cordial. They're
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  Speaker 4: all black, right right, making doctor Lumar proud. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: you yeah, that'd be a good debate.
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  Speaker 6: Everybody, I know, every black guy know that, like the
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  Speaker 6: date white women and every white guy know that, like
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  Speaker 6: the date black women want the debate, Doctor Umar, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want debate. You're not because it's it's almost like
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  Speaker 4: Republicans and Democrats. You know what, You're not gonna change
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  Speaker 4: your mind? What is he gonna tell me?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you love black women, right, So what you
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  Speaker 3: got saying? What you what you gonna say? How did
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  Speaker 3: people being a new father? I like it.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think I was gonna enjoy it as much,
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  Speaker 4: but I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: How old it?
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  Speaker 4: Fifteen months? So it was after the divorce. People want
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  Speaker 4: to try and do the math after the twins came after.
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  Speaker 8: The divorce, you know that they were The argument was
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  Speaker 8: that the relationship with her wasn't after the divorce.
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  Speaker 4: After the divorce doing the game? What's up for? Debate
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  Speaker 4: gets up there?
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  Speaker 3: You took yourself to do.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, what's just coming back? When is she
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  Speaker 4: coming back?
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  Speaker 2: God?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, babies?
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  Speaker 6: You know what's happy in your new relationship? You know
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  Speaker 6: it does go viral a lot. When you was on
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  Speaker 6: Brilliant Idiots is exactly. You was drinking water just like
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  Speaker 6: that and somebody asked you about me, how long you've
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  Speaker 6: been faithful?
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  Speaker 4: And you know you did oh yeah, And he was like, Sean,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you back to cheating this year and
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: he was like, no, no, gare how long you've been faithful?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, and that was not on purpose. That
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  Speaker 4: just came out.
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  Speaker 3: Said your body wouldn't let you lie like you wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: let me d Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 4: It's great. So the new special Broken Family, Yes it's out,
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: came out last night on YouTube. It's been on Mint
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  Speaker 4: Dot Comedy for about a month that we're pretty good
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  Speaker 4: on their but it's on YouTube now.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like you're putting it on YouTube is a choice.
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  Speaker 6: And the reason I say that is because even if
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  Speaker 6: it's not Netflix, somebody would pick up a white.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know this.
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  Speaker 4: He always gets on. Even when I text Charlot Magne.
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  Speaker 4: I texted on my new number, he goes, sorry, don't
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  Speaker 4: take numbers from communis.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have Netflix.
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  Speaker 6: Man, No, I feel like somebody would have gave you
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  Speaker 6: a special. I know you could you've done them on Showtime.
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  Speaker 6: I just feel like you putting it on YouTube with
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  Speaker 6: a choice.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know if it was definitely, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if it was a choice.
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  Speaker 3: It was Uh it was.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it was the one outlet that I had
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  Speaker 4: complete control over. But you know, like the other there's
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  Speaker 4: there's two streamers that passed, but I don't even know
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  Speaker 4: if they watched it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the bad part.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like they just say, no, really, it's a
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  Speaker 4: weird People think I got all these specials out there
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  Speaker 4: and all these networks, and I really don't. The only
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: people that ever given me specials was be et in Showtime.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the bet one?
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  Speaker 4: Oh I had like five on BT Did you don't
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  Speaker 4: really comic View? When you used to win, they gave
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  Speaker 4: you our specials. Yeah, the first when it used to
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  Speaker 4: be a contest and everybody came on, you kept moving
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  Speaker 4: around around, and then at the end of the season,
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  Speaker 4: four guys would get our specials and then they picked
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  Speaker 4: the host out of those specials. When I first got
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  Speaker 4: on the scene, I was a new, a new young
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  Speaker 4: white guy. There was only like honest John and Dante
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  Speaker 4: was the two white guys that did come with you
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  Speaker 4: back then, and then so I kept winning my rounds
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  Speaker 4: and then I got an hour special and then they
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  Speaker 4: made me the host. That was the first one, and
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  Speaker 4: then another one on BT and it was in New Orleans,
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  Speaker 4: and they did another one in LA that Uh so
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  Speaker 4: I did. I did three on BT.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I just never thought of those specials. Maybe I
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  Speaker 3: just like, oh, that's Gary on BT.
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  Speaker 4: You're probably watching it and flipping the channels back then,
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  Speaker 4: you're not realizing the whole hours him.
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  Speaker 3: But I remember the showtime, when the showtime when I
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  Speaker 3: remember that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's I've had five or six on Showtime.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you think Netflix don't don't mess with you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, ask them, we do, but they don't give me
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  Speaker 4: an answer.
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  Speaker 8: That's crazy, though, because I feel like people were really
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  Speaker 8: invested in, like the whole family, like all that stuff
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  Speaker 8: that you had going to.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I want to say, you're also funny. It just would
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: make sense to me.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: For I think for them, and I might be speaking
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: out a term here, I think for them, they're almost like,
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: it's a white guy that has a huge black audience. Now,
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: if you go to my shows now, there's quite a
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: few white people that started going. But four audience from
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Jump was black, and a lot of people in charge
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: don't understand it, so they just assume I'm this certain way,
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: and you know, so I don't. Only I can think
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: of is like, if they're gonna give a urban quote
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: black comic especial, we're gonna give it to a black guy.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: We're not if the white guy who want him to
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: feed a different audience than an urban audience. That's the
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: only I can come up with. And I've been kind
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: of told that through the grapevine, but I can't confirm it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Have you thought about going bro?
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: Meaning like you got your podcast right, so you keep
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: your stand up the way it is, but on your
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: podcast you just go straight bro straight like Rogan Theo,
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Andrew Sho you know, kill Tony.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Oh nah, I'm good where I'm at. No, you know
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: what I mean? Black black women are like the largest
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: consumers of stuff. And if you notice in my specials,
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I don't really call black women.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Bitches and hoes and shit.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know it comes to somebody, you know, comedians,
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: they'll be like, yeah, I did bitch a whole bitch.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: You know, I don't know why my hand did that.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I feel like I don't go out kind of uplift
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: black women.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, you should, except for one geo you got you
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: start the special laugh by saying, uh, did the boys
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: is officially final?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Do you really want? Do you feel like that's a
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: congratulations or you feel like, uh.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I feel like this special book of family, I can
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: finally put it to bed. Then I can move on
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: and even in my new hour that I'm I'm doing
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: on the road now, it's there's no divorce jokes. It's
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: just all about the twins, where I'm at in my
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: life right now and everything else. It's not there's nothing
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: about the divorce.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: How is that?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: How because you're not you're older dad. Yeah, it's already,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: but now you're doing it at fifty.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how was that? Yeah? I think it's cool. We
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: got a nanny helps. Nanny's are amazing.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Do you still do the things that you used to?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Gotta take them, take them to whatever?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta swim, you know, the teacher to swim.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I do all the dad stuff. I like being a dad.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I like being a dad with older kid. You know,
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: so I'm cool with it. You know, you are a
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: little older. You go like anytime you go like Jimbree.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Like Grandpa Ways, you start doing the math in your head.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: How old will I be when they fifteen.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Colleagues?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: It's like if they're athletes. I always say, like I will,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I'll still be around for the draft. I ain't gonna
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: make the Hall of Fame speaks. Bro, It's gonna be
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: like I missing my dad.
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: The reason I'm here the BT Awards of the We
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: lost this guy this year up in the clouds.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Talk to me about black girl energy? Man, what is that?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: You said it's scary? What are you talking about right now?
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Say my special what I say?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Black girl energy? And you talked about how scary it is?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: The question for you?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Give me, give me some contexts.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: You said black girl energy and you said how scary
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: it is? Not very in a bad way.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: But you're talking about Max.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, when you when you when you stepped your
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: new your new booth.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Somehore right now?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: You do? Gary, I don't. I don't.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: How's your real estate going? How's the house is?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Can you explain?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: He flipped the scary question? Not one of Marlon Wayne's towels.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry to sweat.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: Whe's one of Marlon Way's town Somebody where's one of
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: Marlon Wayne's towels?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Always look over here? Can you explain to me?
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: This is my first women cry sweat.
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: Me fanning you and you're saying black girl energy is
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: is rough?
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: I did not say it's rough.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: What I say you said it was scary scary.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Explain no, when black women get mad at you was scary.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: She's a white dude. It's a white's scary ship.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I wish I really miss yessed.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I like you hire her angry black woman dot com.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: She was on team.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: You make it funny, you know.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: I like that You don't answer that question because it
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: is something that has to be seen in context.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: It is in context.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: He bring it up.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I'm on the wall.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Let me see you're not even fanning right? Give me
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: this w that's time you've been to a black church.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Football season? I go, what do you look?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: That's not that's mac millan facial hair. Really literally look
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: to I go, could have go te you on me? Carry?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: You know he has it hasn't been here a budgets
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Who else is? Why don't you get me with Takashi?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: That was a good interview. I know what we're gonna put.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: We still got room for somewhere. That is a good one.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: That was rock.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Why don't you put him next to Tony since he
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: don't put them in movies? Put Tony in a movie, Chris,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: let's change this, Chris put Tony in a movie. But
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Chris did put him as a recurring character, and everybody
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: hates Chris. Oh, I didn't know that he was uncle.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Tony.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Why you mentioned.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Tell us the difference between a Trump supporter and a
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: Trump thumpersen my.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Dad, Yeah, my dad's a Trump with thump Those are
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: the ones that Trump can do no wrong. There's Trump
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: supporters that can be honest, like, look, I'm voting for
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: him because I think financially it'll be better for me.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I've met those, But the Trump with thumpers is like, like,
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: they're straight up no Tonal.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: That was funny, But if.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Somebody said something about Trump, they'd be like.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's offensive.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I kicked the guy out two weeks ago in San Francisco.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: It was a Trump dude just started heckling in the
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: middle on my shelves. I went off on him and
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: then got kicked out, and I was like, dude, I
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: wasn't even talking bad about Trump. I was just making
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: fun of him, you know what I mean me, he
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: ain't let me get through it. I said, hey, let's
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: just come it up for a couple of weeks. I go,
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell you to vote for and he
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: was like Trump Trump, and he just kept yelling at
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: with nothing behind it. And then finally I was like, dude,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I just snapped on him a little bit, and then
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: they got the cliff nose version on the internet. But
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: then he finally got kicked out. But I was just like, dude,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: we're allowed to make fun of your president or your
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: presidential candidate. That's what that's what we do. Where was
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: you at with he? Was you San Francisco? All places?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: You said your dad's a Trumper's Trump Tump. So how
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: does your dad meet your your new girl?
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Oh he ain't. I ain't talk you that motherfucker three
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: and a half years Jesus, Oh you don't talk to
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: your pops? No, why why do you stop talking to him?
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't take him to a Reds game? And he
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: got mad, straight up, don't take this.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: White people, Yeah, white people are different, Like what we
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: know exactly what he's talking about.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: That's not gonna make somebody dad not speaking on for
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: three years fracks.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, will, So you gottaize my dad was very much.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: He was.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: He was, and you don't realize that you're out of
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: the situation. He was the user, like, be careful your friends,
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: be careful of people around you. He was the one
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: that we went out to eat. I'm paying. If we
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: go to an event, I'm paying. And he came to
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: a if he came to a special, I gotta fly
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: him outright. No, he did not raise me. He wasn't around.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: My dad was not around growing up. Bro, he was
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I saw him maybe.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: I saw him.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I saw him once in a while. And then when
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I got on TV and stuff, then he came around
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: right then he wanted to be in the mix right.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: And then I in the middle of the divorce and
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: the process server stuff. I came home to Cincinnati and
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I called like two people and was like, look, don't
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: go on social media. Say nothing. I said, I I
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: gotta I gotta do something because I was I felt
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: like Stockholm syndrome. I saidone, go to Red's game. But
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I got a sweet because I can't sit in the stands.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I don't want somebody going up, going you want some
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: peanuts and papers, you know. So I got a sweet.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: We only had like seven eight people in the suite.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Everybody was cool. I didn't invite my dad. I never
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: told him I was going, but I didn't tell him
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: about I didn't invite him and then uninvite him. I
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: never told me to find out. One of my uncles went,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: so he got a whole uncle. Okay, let me tell
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: you no, no, nothing that it all happened. I was
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: already at the game, was inviting nobody. My uncle called
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: and was like, what are you doing. I was like, dude,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: I'm at the Reds game. Where you at? He was downtown.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, because when you get a sweet,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: you get sixteen tickets. I said, I'm I'm gonna text
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: you a couple of seats.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Come stop by.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: He was there for like thirty minutes, but he told
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: my dad I went to the res game with Gary
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: or something like that. And then my dad called just
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: cussed me out, let this voicemail, and then I called
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: him to like, hey, just are you really met about
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: a Reds game? And then it just went left. We
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: just started cussing each other out. And then that's the
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: last time I talked.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: To him, I'll be mad at you had the uncle.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: You had two tickets and you didn't invite me. You
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: had six gaved uncle twighte to of them.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: He's never listened, he never he never took me the
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: reds game.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: You get one.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: He can take me to nothing.
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: You get one father, You get one father. Grandmother has
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: always raised me. I understand where you're coming from, but
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: you get one father.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: So what would you do? Lauren? Let me ask you this,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Lauren me all this this. These black grandparents they know everything.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: That's what I learned about black geld just now. They
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: know everything.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Heavy on that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, you and your dad just got germs.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: And you know what I did when I went to
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: North Carolina my dad and said, hey, dad, you have
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: a minute. I would love to come by.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: And what do you say?
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: He did?
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: He was working.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I reached out.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was like this, You know what es Hilario's
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: dads were showed up, right, showed up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: He would have showed up. He would have definitely show
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. You know everything, got one thing.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Now you're gonna go ahead.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: How do you respond?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you this?
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: How do you respond when you get a First you
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: get a voicemail from your dad cussing you out, like
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: straight cussing me out. Yes, and then you get a
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: text to follow it up, custome out, and then when
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: you call him he starts to cuss you out again.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: All the reskame. At what point do you'd be like?
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: What am I doing?
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: You got to protect your boundaries. I've gotten all of
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: the three. But like I told you, I was raised.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: You only get my father. So even if I just
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: shoot him a text sometimes just be like, hey, I'm
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: thinking about you. Want to let you all love you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: He don't have to respond, And if he does respond,
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: sometimes he's been blocked in my phone sometimes and can't respond.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: This got an Tyler Perry movie up here.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, my father, that's the name of the movie.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: You only get one daddy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Your kids have to learn you're not perfect.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Have you seen your father? He's a foreman that black
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: girl energy? You feel black?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I felt the big time, bro. I stopped sweating.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I got used to it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: You stop sweating because I showed you how to really
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: build a face.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: You can't just let it go.
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: She's gotta take credit for everything. Oh my god, Oh
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: my god. I'm gonna start get white women. I'm telling
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: you take me there. I'm gonna take you there driving
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: and the white woman is crazy.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be the only white guy though on the planet.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Like if I if they got a picture me with
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: the white women and black poodle, be like sellouts.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: It. I want to sell.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Did you see Tyler Perry's new movie yet?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Know?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Can you show him the scene? Just the scene?
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Would you play this character?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I'm just curious what you got.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: A white character.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: By the way, the movies, it's the TV show is
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: actually really good. It's called Beauty and Black.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: To see my hand.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no no, so he I didn't
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: hear it. He was loaded to say, come on get it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: They was arguing and then the guy will out and
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: then he called the guy's name and he pulled his parents,
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: and I said, you're gonna be back for this ass.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I might come back for that, laughing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: You can come back for this.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Like this.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Look, I just kidding. O, my god, who wrote that? Tyler?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: There's literally Tyler got a secret sauce man.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you, Tyler knows what to put in his
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: movies and TV shows that make you keep coming back.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Man, I mean the fact that you had on your phone. No,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: that's just a ball text me that why you always
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: kind of out it's only somebody else texting you something.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: But I will say it made me watch.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I got to see the rest of the show's Beauty
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: and Black is it?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Is it gay?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: No? I mean it's gay characters. It's all gay though. No, no, no, gay,
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: it's gay characters though.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, that's good. That's good.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: The black girl energy I was talking about earlier was
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: when your ex wife, your ex wife, you wanted to
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: sit in front of the plane.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: But oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: that's a true story chat thing. One time we were
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: flying and I got upgraded and she didn't. And you
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: know it, when you get upgrade, you get the notification
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: on your phone. I was like, oh sweet and upgraded
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, she's flying with me. So
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: I was like, do I tell her? And I was
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: like just wait. So I waited until we got to
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: the airport and I was like, oh my god, I
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: just got up graded. I was like, what are we doing?
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: And she was like, what do you mean, I go,
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Can I sit in the front? Can I think the
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: flight was only like an hour and a half. I
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: remember she looked at me, she was like, take your
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: ass to the front. See what the fuck happened? So
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: I was like this, yes, I'm sitting in the back.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: And then uh, I said, if iut have known my
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: divorce is gonna end, my Marriag's gonna end a divorce,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I would have I would have sat in the front
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: that day. But that was that was scary black one y.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: She just had to go to the back. He was
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: gonna he wasn't gonna go back there with her.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I asked, I just asked. I sat in the back
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: with her.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Y'all would do that? What Charla Maine envy? Would you
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: guys leave your wives and coach and go to first class?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: We leave them and coach and go to first class?
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Left them like I was, I've done that before. It depends,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: it depends how long it was hour and a half,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: and it depends how.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Far what your wives had known before you guys got
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: to the airport.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Well, you know that's something like that recently happened.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry I just cut your off because I tell
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: that story wasn't gonna be very good. So we we
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: always talked about that, and said, you gotta realize we
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: were together so long, we flew so many flights together.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: So I'll give you another instances. Obviously you think you're
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: trying to get me on all this ship. I can
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: already tell. But one time she was pregnant, right, and
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I got upgraded and she didn't, so I said, well,
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: let's have some fun with this one. So I'm in first.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: And when she got on the plane, I was like, ma'am.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I said, oh my god, I would feel awful if
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: you're preying like that. And I'm in first, take my seat.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: And then she sat in the front and I went
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: in the back.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the big belly.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: And then I remember the flight tendant goes anything he wants,
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: he gets, so of course she's pregnant. I put her
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: in the front and I said, in the back. Another instance,
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: since because I fly every week, so another instance was
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: we got I got it, I got to upgrade it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: And but I said, okay, it was a long flight,
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: so we're gonna sit together. I said, but let's let's
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: not say anything. Let's board, and we'll ask the person
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: and coach if they want to switch. But we're not
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: gonna tell him Whatt's coach the first Let's just see
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: if they're cool. So I'm not lying, and I hate
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: to bring race in to it, but it gives context
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: of the story. White lady in the window, young black
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: kid in the aisle. I asked he when the white
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: lady first? Is I like the window? And I said
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: you might switch the seats and she was like no
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: and kept looking out the window, wouldn't say nothing. I
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: had young black kid, I said, I mean, you know,
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: switch to see. He goes, I don't care. He asked
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: where he was going. I gave my ticket. He got
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: about three rolls up.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: He goes, hey, hey man, this is first.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: This is first.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: I said, I know.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Enjoy it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: The way it looked over, I was like, I asked
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: you first. And then that kid was so cool that
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: he came back in the middle of flight. He goes, hey, man,
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: are giving us lunch? You at anything to eat?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Then we got off the plane and he waited for
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: me to say thank you again because he never flew
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: first class before.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I I bettioned.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: The kid was nineteen twenty years old. Wow, and then
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: we end up walking the bagg of his claymed bs
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: in the whole time and stuff. So it was cool.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: It was a good interaction.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: I do wonder how you learned to love black people
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: the way that you do, be it that your father was.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: I mean you you openly say.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: He's a he was racist. He's a functional bigot. Okay.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I don't think he realizes the stuff he says and does.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: But I don't think he just out and out hates
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: black people as a as aquad just don't think black
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: people are as well or come into his house to
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: hang out, you know what I mean.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: He likes black people like over there, he likes to
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: root like degregation.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's crazy, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think you realized so much if your dad,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That's what I mean, Like, like, yeah, how did that?
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Hell no? Not probably the military. Military. My first bunk mate,
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: his name was Copera Washington from South Carolina. Yeah, facts,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: and then uh, you know, you got to rely on
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: each other and you're all making the same amount of
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: money everybody. So it's just when you get to the military.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I just I gravitated because I liked playing basketball, and
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: nothing will make a white guy want to hang around
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: black people more than just hit a shot or dunk
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: a ball and their brothers go ah ship dam yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Like that's like if you can dance too.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you mean you raising up? Yeah? You
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: go out with them one night and you hit one move,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: got rhythm? I mean yeah, I've been I've been black
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: girls for a long time. Can't be coming like this,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Look Tyrese. Black men cried, white man, Fuck, how was
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: your mom? I don't talk to her either. God right,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: it's bad.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Ye don't talk to my mom. And I ain't tell
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: my mom in like eight years. Why just when my
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: brother died, when my brother had the hair and overdose, Uh,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: she we wanted. I wanted to try to get custody
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: of his daughter. And then that it was it was
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: just ugly, ugly custody battle and that kind of ended
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: it for custody. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want to fight her.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I just said I knew it was gonna be bad,
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: because you got to realize, Mike, I got one one
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: brother died of a hair and overdose. The other brother,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: they found him in a parking lot half beaten to death.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: So he's like, uh, he's like the brain of a
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: four year old right now, and that that was drug
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: related because he was he was doing drugs and selling
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: drugs and and then it caught up to him, like
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: it's clearly the people he stole from got him and
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: we knew it was coming. And he was living at
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: home with my mom and stepdad. So when my brother died,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: I was like, I knew what he was doing. So
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I was like, I didn't want to come back because
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't allow him at my house, like they couldn't
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: even I said, you can't get my address because I
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: don't want to be in there with some family function.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: And now people want to retaliate on him, so h
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: I just thought for my brother's daughter, I was like,
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: we're a better option.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: And it just got it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: It was such an ugly custody thing. And then I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: not going to get into it, but it was like
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: different threats made and stuff. So I was just like,
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: we got we gotta fall back.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could have been a rapper. Facts damn. Yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: how did you escape? Like how did you get on
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: the right path? Like how did you escape?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: They kept me sane that is, no, I just got
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: out again. I don't bleep it all the time. I
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think I need to bleep that just the case.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: But no, I think it's just gonna say black breath.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I think when you're raised in dysfunction and raised like that,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: you got two ways to go. You can either a
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: lot of guys fall into that like they do drugs
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: and everything else. And my thing was like, I want
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: to be as far away from that as possible. So
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: when I joined the military, I just I said, man,
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: I remember when I join. I said, how soon can
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: I leave? How soon can I leave? And so I
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: was seventeen when I left, Like I graduate high school,
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I was out like shortly after graduation.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I was in the Navy.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: So I was just like, it's almost like I didn't
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: know where I wanted to go. I just know where
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to be. I don't want to be
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: stuck in that trailer parking stuff. So I was just like,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: I'm out, and I know I just never really went back.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: I just And then you get older and you realize, oh,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: this is uh, you fell out of place. When you
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: go home doesn't feel like home. You feel like I
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: was raising this because I think the last thing I
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: said to my stepdad obviously, you try to reconcile. My
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: brother died, but before that, I wasn't really talking to
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: him a lot. And I said, because he's always put
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: me down to making fun of me. And I think
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: the last I remember, the last thing I said to
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: him was we had some family function or something and
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: I got my cousins and we're cutting up, we're laughing.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: He walked in, he goes, people pay.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: To hear you tell jokes like that. You tell jokes
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: like that and people pay because he's a real negative dude.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: And I just remember looked at him, I go millions
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: and walked out the door. That's a Tyler Perry was committing.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Tyler Perry sah millions walked out the door. That was
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: the last talk to him. And then my brother. Obviously
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: he tried to reconcile, but then that didn't work out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: You know what they say, tragedy is the mirror image
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: of a comedy.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Because like I remember when Chris Tucker hit on Friday.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I remember he was saying, like it's some interview because hey,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time doing stand up because like
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: all my jokes about being broken with my mom. He goes, now,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I got some money. Nothing, there's nothing funny, but I
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: have money, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: there's a lot to unpacked in my past.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: M hm damn.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Like real life, like when you're not being the comedian,
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Like what do you do to kind of sense you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Like just be Okay? You got a lot that you
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: cried that you kind of compartmentized.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know about crying, bro.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: I understand you.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: You're been saying you cry a whole interview.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I cry in my car by myself. I don't
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: really I'm not gonna cry.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: On Breakfast Club Left time. You cried? You trying to
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: get me? I don't know, you know you.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I cried my car like a song will come on
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: hit Like if they had a hitting care on my car,
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: they'd be like gods, like a range of emotion.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: That it's been a long time record with that wouldn't
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: get you.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: No, No, I didn't give me a lot. That one
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: doesn't give me a lot. I tell you there's a
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: good one.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Uh uh.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Chris Stapleton and Pink they got a couple of songs there.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: One is called just say I'm sorry. Oh, one gets
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: me because it's it really is like what you just
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: go back to. It's that easy, even if you know
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: you're not right, just say you're sorry. You know what
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I mean? And that's that's what I had to do
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: with when when I reconcile my son, I was just like, listen,
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know, we got a lot to unpacked, I said,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: but I didn't handle everything perfect. But I'm just apologizing.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you've heard, but we was able
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: to talk about everything. I was just like, dude, that
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: was that was my bad about your ex wife. If
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: you apologize her, yeah, I apologize for the infidelities and
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: stuff like that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: So yeah, apologize. I'm sorry.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm sorry. Huh.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I'm saying publicly just I just did, but not in private.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: You know, I told her, so he didn't get me
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: a cry? Bro? Why you got all them? Is that
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: for all your kids? Did I know that?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Is it sperm?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: It looks like.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: It does look like.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Does like worms? You got spurm worms and special broken family?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: You have streaming on YouTube?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Now? Yeah?
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Stream on YouTube? Why should people watch you games? It's
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: just it's good it's funny. It's just funny. We try
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: to overthink things with stand up and it's just funny.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: And I got when I filmed this, I did. I
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: did this special on Friday and then a different one
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: on Saturday. So, uh that that wantill be out for
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: the years out. We're just we're just letting this one
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: ride and then we'll do the other one.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: On you dropping specials this year?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Wow, So we're probably thinking I want to do New
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Year's Z but they say, let's see, let's see, but
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I have too out for the years out?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Two bangers, baby, one thing to say? What else?
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: Whoa nothing?
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I'm good, that's it. We unpacked a lot today. You
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: did yeah, oh my god, this one. I tried to
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: be inclusive and then like, no, I don't do this.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I'm a tip. I'm getting you to fan.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I'm looking out.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It's a piece of paper.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Thanks, It's Gary Owen.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, Wake that ass up
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: The Breakfast Club