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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome to Aaron Manke's Cabinet of Curiosities, a production of
- 0:07Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and Grimm and Mild. Our world is full of
- 0:14Speaker 1: the unexplainable, and if history is an open book, all
- 0:18Speaker 1: of these amazing tales are right there on display, just
- 0:22Speaker 1: waiting for us to explore. Welcome to the Cabinet of Curiosities.
- 0:36Speaker 1: In seventeen sixty four, an unprecedented scandal rocked the French court.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Someone close to King Louis the fifteenth had become a whistleblower.
- 0:45Speaker 1: This former spy published a series of letters detailing correspondence
- 0:49Speaker 1: with the French king during and after the Seven Years War.
- 0:52Speaker 1: The spy in question was a member of a secret
- 0:55Speaker 1: circle of spies for King Louis, who interfaced with both
- 0:59Speaker 1: England and Russia on behalf of France. The individual who
- 1:04Speaker 1: had leaked these conversations was already a figure of great interest,
- 1:08Speaker 1: a dashing thirty six year old war hero named Charles
- 1:11Speaker 1: de Beaumont, or the Chevalier Dion. The child of relatively
- 1:15Speaker 1: poor French nobility, Dion was well liked among the courts,
- 1:19Speaker 1: a charming, strikingly handsome individual who was quite renowned as
- 1:23Speaker 1: offencer in fact, the title chevalier was the French equivalent
- 1:27Speaker 1: of knight and had been bestowed upon Dion the year
- 1:29Speaker 1: before for helping to draft a peace treaty that ended
- 1:32Speaker 1: the Seven Years War, and yet things seemed to have
- 1:36Speaker 1: soured between the young noble and the French monarch. After
- 1:39Speaker 1: a swashbuckling career that involved fighting the English, negotiating in Russia,
- 1:44Speaker 1: and successfully dressing as a woman to accomplish secret missions,
- 1:48Speaker 1: Dion was usurped by the subsequent ambassador to England and
- 1:51Speaker 1: demoted an absolute insult to someone with Dion's qualifications. Rather
- 1:56Speaker 1: than taking this line down, Dion had retaliated, which brings
- 2:00Speaker 1: us to that series of letters published in seventeen sixty four.
- 2:03Speaker 1: They were alarming to King Louis the fifteenth, but what
- 2:06Speaker 1: was even more alarming is that Dion held back. Louis
- 2:09Speaker 1: had corresponded with Dion for years about a potential French
- 2:12Speaker 1: invasion of England. These letters were not among the published documents.
- 2:17Speaker 1: It seemed that Dion was holding those back as insurance,
- 2:21Speaker 1: and ultimately King Louis granted Dion a generous pension, which
- 2:25Speaker 1: many theorized was a payout to ensure the Chevalier's silence.
- 2:29Speaker 1: No longer welcome in the French court, the Chevalier settled
- 2:32Speaker 1: in London for the time, being a stranger in a
- 2:35Speaker 1: strange land. Dion developed a curious reputation among the British.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Everyone knew that this was a French ex pat, but
- 2:42Speaker 1: something about the Chevaler drew their attention. Dion's facial appearance
- 2:46Speaker 1: was actually quite androgynous, leading many to speculate that Dion
- 2:50Speaker 1: was hiding a secret under a signature dragoon's uniform. A
- 2:54Speaker 1: betting pool started in the London Stock Exchange. Was this
- 2:57Speaker 1: former spy a man or a woman? The Chevalier, upon
- 3:01Speaker 1: hearing these rumors, declined to comment, offering only that submitting
- 3:05Speaker 1: to an examination would rightly so be beneath anyone's dignity.
- 3:09Speaker 1: The betting pool, as a result, fizzled out, and Dion
- 3:13Speaker 1: continued to make friends in British high society, but was
- 3:16Speaker 1: growing homesick along the way. Following the death of King
- 3:19Speaker 1: Louis the fifteenth the Chevalier was permitted to return to France. However,
- 3:23Speaker 1: there was some negotiation in this process. As part of
- 3:26Speaker 1: the arrangement to let Dion back into the country, they
- 3:29Speaker 1: had to turn in the correspondence withheld from publication and
- 3:33Speaker 1: conduct themselves properly as a woman. This is where historical
- 3:37Speaker 1: opinion about the Chevalier Dion sharply splits. What we know
- 3:42Speaker 1: is that from the mid seventeen seventies onward, the Chevalier
- 3:45Speaker 1: Dion wore dresses and was legally declared a woman by
- 3:48Speaker 1: the French government, who even paid for the aforementionable wardrobe change.
- 3:52Speaker 1: What we don't know is whether this was a social
- 3:55Speaker 1: role forced upon the Chevalier or one that Dion freely chose.
- 4:00Speaker 1: The story told about the Chevalier is that she was
- 4:02Speaker 1: born a female, forced into the role of a man
- 4:04Speaker 1: by a father who wanted a son. Whichever is the case,
- 4:07Speaker 1: though Dion did not accept that role of a quiet,
- 4:09Speaker 1: demure woman, Becoming a celebrity in France, much to the
- 4:13Speaker 1: chagrin of the French government. Now known as Charlotte de Beaumont,
- 4:17Speaker 1: Dion gained a reputation as a modern Amazon, a woman
- 4:21Speaker 1: who had fought for her country and now earned a
- 4:23Speaker 1: military pension. When the French supported the American War for Independence,
- 4:28Speaker 1: Charlotte volunteered to return to military service, but was refused
- 4:32Speaker 1: once again. Growing weary with France, Charlotte returned to England
- 4:35Speaker 1: and made a career as a fencer. Paintings of the
- 4:38Speaker 1: era depict the Chevalier crossing blades with famous duellists while
- 4:42Speaker 1: dressed in layers of petticoats. Writings of the era remarked
- 4:46Speaker 1: upon Dion's skill in swordsmanship, even while encumbered by a
- 4:50Speaker 1: heavy gown. The Chevalier died in eighteen ten at the
- 4:54Speaker 1: age of eighty one. Dion had lived forty eight years
- 4:57Speaker 1: as a man and thirty three as a woman. Naturally,
- 5:00Speaker 1: much of Dion's reputation became obscured by tall tales. Even today,
- 5:04Speaker 1: it's difficult to ascertain where the line sits between honest
- 5:08Speaker 1: truth and fanciful fiction. Whether as Charles or Charlotte, this
- 5:13Speaker 1: was a singular individual, one whose primary ambition was to
- 5:16Speaker 1: live a life of adventure. He lived a life of
- 5:19Speaker 1: excitement so that she could retire and fence in skirts.
- 5:23Speaker 1: What other historical figure can make such a curious claim.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Turn on the cable news or spend a few minutes
- 5:44Speaker 1: on social media, and you'll soon come to the conclusion
- 5:46Speaker 1: that humanity is in dire straits. Whether it's due to
- 5:50Speaker 1: natural disasters, the latest epidemic, international wars, global warming, or
- 5:55Speaker 1: dropping fertility rates. There is no shortage of problems that
- 5:58Speaker 1: we could worry about in times like please, it is
- 6:00Speaker 1: worth remembering that as bad as things may seem, they
- 6:03Speaker 1: can always get worse. Unless, that is, you were alive
- 6:06Speaker 1: in five point thirty six CE, the year pinpointed by
- 6:09Speaker 1: some experts as the worst year in human history. To
- 6:14Speaker 1: understand what made this particular year so bleak, put yourselves
- 6:17Speaker 1: in the uncomfortable shoes of an everyday peasant living in well,
- 6:21Speaker 1: let's just say western France. Your days are full of
- 6:24Speaker 1: backbreaking work, either on your own dismal plot of land,
- 6:28Speaker 1: or more likely, on your vassal's estate. At night, you
- 6:31Speaker 1: sleep side by side with the livestock and burn manure
- 6:34Speaker 1: chips for warmth. The smell is so bad it's all
- 6:37Speaker 1: you can do just to fall asleep. Then one day
- 6:40Speaker 1: you're out in the fields, toiling away like always, when
- 6:43Speaker 1: you look up and see dark clouds rolling across the sky.
- 6:46Speaker 1: It looks like a storm is about to break, but
- 6:49Speaker 1: the rain never comes. That night, the moon is eerily faint,
- 6:53Speaker 1: and the next morning the sky is still dark. You
- 6:55Speaker 1: can see the sun through the clouds if you really
- 6:58Speaker 1: look for it, but its rays are a week pale blue,
- 7:01Speaker 1: and it doesn't give off the usual heat. The sky
- 7:03Speaker 1: smells of sulfur, and every now and then, yellow flakes
- 7:07Speaker 1: of ash rain down from the sky like snow. It's
- 7:11Speaker 1: the same thing the next day and the next. After
- 7:14Speaker 1: a few weeks of darkness, the crops start to wither
- 7:16Speaker 1: and die. You hear that the harvests been postponed, which
- 7:19Speaker 1: means no work and no money to feed your family.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Even if you were working, there's nothing worth buying at
- 7:25Speaker 1: the market. Pretty soon, violent crime skyrockets as everyone fights
- 7:30Speaker 1: over the dwindling resources. When your neighbors start to drop
- 7:33Speaker 1: from starvation, their rotting corpses lead to pestilence outbreaks. The
- 7:37Speaker 1: next thing you know, you're being invaded by people who
- 7:40Speaker 1: are even hungrier than you. And in the face of
- 7:43Speaker 1: all this misery, you might wonder if you've been abandoned
- 7:46Speaker 1: by God or conclude that you're living through the end
- 7:49Speaker 1: of the world. Either way, you'll eventually realize this might
- 7:52Speaker 1: finally be as bad as it gets. While people living
- 7:56Speaker 1: in five point thirty six had no way of knowing
- 7:58Speaker 1: what had gone wrong. We now have a pretty good idea.
- 8:02Speaker 1: A volcanic eruption in the Northern Hemisphere spat ash and
- 8:05Speaker 1: toxic gas into the atmosphere, darkening the sky and triggering
- 8:09Speaker 1: volcanic winter. As a result, temperatures dropped around the globe,
- 8:13Speaker 1: wreaking havoc on the seasons. In parts of China, it
- 8:16Speaker 1: snowed during the late summer, while in the Middle East
- 8:19Speaker 1: and Europe, a thick, dry heat rolled across the land,
- 8:22Speaker 1: choking crops and livestock. The darkness didn't lift for roughly
- 8:26Speaker 1: eighteen months, and even when the sun finally returned, the
- 8:30Speaker 1: after effects continued. The widespread drought led to the collapse
- 8:33Speaker 1: of multiple civilizations, hastening the decline of the collapsing Roman Empire,
- 8:38Speaker 1: and may have even triggered the world's first pandemic. According
- 8:42Speaker 1: to Michael McCormick, a Harvard University archaeologist and historian, it
- 8:46Speaker 1: took over one hundred years for the global economy to recover.
- 8:49Speaker 1: That means at least five generations were impacted by the
- 8:53Speaker 1: volcanic winter, while millions of people spent their entire lives
- 8:56Speaker 1: under its shroud of darkness. So the next time you're
- 8:59Speaker 1: feeling down about the state of things, consider going outside
- 9:02Speaker 1: for a walk. As long as the sun is still
- 9:05Speaker 1: shining in the sky, it's safe to say that things
- 9:07Speaker 1: could be worse, at least by five point thirty six
- 9:10Speaker 1: CE standards, which means we've all got a lot to
- 9:13Speaker 1: still be thankful for until the next volcanic winter hits,
- 9:17Speaker 1: that is, and then all bets are off. I hope
- 9:24Speaker 1: you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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- 9:36Speaker 1: was created by me Aaron Mankey in partnership with how
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- 9:43Speaker 1: which is a podcast, book series, and television show, and
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- 9:49Speaker 1: dot com. And until next time, stay curious.