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92. Brink! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Uh. He kind of gives like David Letterman energy. M He blinks a
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  lot too. They should have called this movie Blink. That's good. Nice.
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  Well, I figure got the beginning clip. Uh. Then I'm Ali,
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  I'm Andy, I'm Jeff, and I'm Ria and this is notable nostalgia.
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  What's up nostalg nerds? He woke up this morning? Did you ask
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  yourself? I want to talk or I want to skate? That's right.
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  Today we're doing the nineteen ninety eight Disney movie classic Brink with an exclamation point.
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  Unfortunately Riha can't be here today, but we brought in our buddy friend
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  of the podcast, Dilo. How you doing, Dilo? What up?
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  Guys? Woo? So I'm just gonna do We're gonna go into this pretty
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  quickly, but I do want to talk a little bit about the movie.
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  I'm just a little just a few of the facts. So this movie was
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  released in nineteen nine, ninety eight on Disney Channel. It was directed by
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  Greg Beeman. You might remember some of his movies. He did Bushwhacked,
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  He did License to Drive, the nineteen ninety or nineteen eighty eight classic with
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  both Coreris, Problem Child three. Those Problem Child movies I just thought were
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  the fucking worst. And he did a Nash Bridges movie in twenty twenty one,
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  so that's in a trend here. Yeah. Other than that, I've
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  never heard. Oh I guess under Wraps nineteen ninety seven Disney movie. That
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  movie was pretty dope. But yeah, the Mummy one, hm, I
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  only I don't remember that. I mean I remember, but I don't remember
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  he directed The Mummy. No, there's a movie called Underwraps. Oh sorry,
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  I was a listening And that's basically all of I mean, there's not
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  two. It wasn't released in theaters, so there's no real like box office
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  numbers. It was just a movie from our childhood. It got a six
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  point nine on IMDb, seventy five center rout Tomatoes, So I mean,
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  I think a lot of it is because the nostalgia factor, but it is
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  a fun movie. I think it would have done decent in theaters. Yeah,
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  not like you know, shattered Records or done anything, but people would
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  have saw it. I would have went, could you imagine like they go
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  last year? The biggest move of all time Titanic nineteen ninety seven. Now
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  we have Brink, Will it do as good? They had leo, all
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  right, should we just go straight into it? I just updated why I
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  wasn't howking as. I just updated Greg Beman is that his name? I
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  updated his Wikipedia page. Did you say he directed The Mummy? No,
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  I just talked about that. I just talked about our podcast, Notable Nostalgia
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  Reviewing Brink nice. But anyways, Uh, yeah, oh, I guess
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  before we start, before we start, so I know for I know for
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  a fact I saw this a bunch when I was a kid. Dylan,
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  I know you did too. Yep, Jeff, did you watch this as
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  a kid. Yeah? No, I thought this was like the coolest movie,
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  one of the coolest movies, and oh I loved I don't know the
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  actor's names or whatever. Who cares, they're nobody's but they were both the
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  short hair, brown hair guy and then the Brink boy. We're both in
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  So Weird on Disney Channel with Mackenzie Phillips. You know, she's a hot
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  little mess. But uh, in that movie, that show was so good.
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  Here's uh some of the theme song to it shadows alright, because it's
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  so fun. Have you guys seen it? I remember them being in a
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  show. I don't remember the show it was like X file. So it
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  followed McKenzie Phillips, the you know woman from One Day at a Time back
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  in the day, and then her dad was Mama's and the papas anyways,
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  so she's like a rock and roller and then she travels around with her like
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  weird ass little kids. And one of the weird ass kids is like into
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  like supernatural shit didn't have like a pot that would have been a podcast back
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  then, but like a blog yeah something like yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  so yeah. I was like when that brown hair guy, I was like,
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  oh, that kid is from so weird And I was like, that's
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  it. Ali, what about you? Do you watch this growing up?
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  I did not. Oh so this is your first time you'd never seen it
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  before? Not once? That's all. I'm so excited. I want to
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  hear your thoughts on this movie. Like I'm pretty flo Ali got Brink.
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  I also love that. Like we were like we announced that we're gonna be
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  like going into the two thousands and stuff, and you were all like we
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  should all each pick one two thousands movie, and then you're like I'm gonna
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  pick Brink. Yeah. It's like in nineteen ninety eight, I was gonna
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  start the podcast going like hey with our first episode. Since we decided we're
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  gonna be a millennial nineties two thousand podcasts, we chose the nineteen ninety eight
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  class. I thought this movie came out in two thousands. I don't know
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  why. Ninety eight we were like eleven, and I thought it came out
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  after, like in our teenage. Yeah, Sam, I don't think I
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  like saw it when it was new. I think I just caught it when
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  it like was on Disney like once a month. Yeah. I was like,
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  and I watched it like every time. I mean, I I I'll
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  be honest, Like, I wasn't gay growing up, so I didn't watch
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  Disney channel. Oh wow, you know it became gay late. I became
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  gay later, and uh you know, I got some catching up to do.
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  So yeah, you're like, I have a lot of Disney movies.
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  Yeah, man, that's so I wasn't gonna choose. Uh it was Brink,
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  and then I was like, no, do JOHNSMI but I rewatched Johnny
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  Tsunami. That's a good movie regardless of it being a Disney movie. I
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  thought it was too good to do. Are you insinuating Brink is not a
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  good movie. I don't think it's as good as Johnnysnami. I like more.
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  I would I would think is a better movie. I don't know.
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  I don't remember watching Johnny Tsunami and I don't I don't know why because that
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  was around the same time, right, Yeah, I'm not sure why I
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  didn't watch it. I don't know, I don't know. To be clear,
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  this is a Disney Channel original movie. Original movie means it didn't go
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  into theaters, just a TV station. Yeah, so similar to smart House.
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  Smart House was good. Yeah, it was. Yeah, she's definitely
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  hot. I'll be completely honest. When we did the interview with Beth May
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  and talked about our favorite our favorite Disney Channel original movies, I'd never seen
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  one Disney Channel original movie, so I like I flat out lied about like
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  what my favorite ones was? What you said? I think I said smart
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  House only because of k and I was like, I can probably like bes
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  my way through this May of all people, I know she's going to be
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  to this podcast because in my day, in my day, you all were
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  there too, But in my day, like when they released a new Disney
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  Channel original movie, it was like kind of an event. It was it
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  was a big deal. Weren't they always dropping on Friday nights? Yeah,
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  yeah, it was really it was just yeah, it was such an event.
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  I'm Halloween Town, Halloween Town two Caliber's revenge. You can keep going
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  and there will be one. I've seen Phantom of the Phantom of the Megaplex
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  under wraps was good. The Irish look of the Irish Eddie's million Dollar cook
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  Strike the thirteenth year. I got to move on. We should do like
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  a Disney movie December or something. We'll figure out. You're all are just
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  all about the name of the name and the Ryan literation. Literally, I'm
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  not gonna learn that word word. No, I refused to just like the
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  person who plays or just just like bb new Worth every time, just like
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  who I love her? Yeah cool. I don't know from little from Cheers,
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  the little Old Lady. No, like the Britain British chick, right
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  kind of bridge like British American British like Ali all right, because I know
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  you, I don't know you heard that. So when I do impressions of
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  Alley hind her back, I do a British accent or my interpretation of one's
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  so good. That's fantastic. Yeah, alrighty, So this movie starts with
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  some fun ska chords and what was the name of this movie again? Oh
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  yeah, Brink. They tell you within the first two seconds of the movie.
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  It literally comes up before anything, before anything. I noticed that right
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  away, and I was like, there's not an opening credit of any kind,
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  no, like this was made by this company, just immediately rollerblades and
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  then Brink. We meet Brink while he is getting ready for his day in
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  a hurry. He runs downstairs and we get the common nineties stop where the
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  mom says sit down for breakfast, but Brink refuses and starts chugging chocolate syrup.
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  Just disgusting, Yeah for sure. On his way out of the house
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  he says, English up. That is baffled. Man. Him and Brink
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  are so different. I hope rollerblading brings them together later somehow, I hope.
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  So we see Brink running down the road with old school headphones. On
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  the way he is running, the CD player is probably skipping. Hey remember
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  discimans and how they would skip all the time. Man, the ninety shirt
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  did suck and they said anti skip on them. Yeah, and they never
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  really worked that well. Also, why is he not using his roller Dude,
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  I had that. That's like one of the three things I have written
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  down. You have the roller skates, you would be faster than running with
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  them on your back. It's opposed to using them. I'm so glad you
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  brought that up, because we see his three friends waiting at a bus stop,
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  Peter, Jordy, and Gabby. Wait a second, this is just
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  a live action rocket power. We see the bus go past them while they
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  wait. So I did some research. The average jogging speed is five miles
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  per hour, according to the International Inline Skating Association the IISA. The average
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  rollerblades speed is thirteen point seventy five miles per hour, more than double the
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  jogging speed. Oh, so I did some more research. I have researched
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  videos of people putting on roller blades. Generally, they were able to put
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  them on in under two minutes. Since we can assume Brink is basically a
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  pro and doesn't have shoes on, let's say he can put the blades on
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  in ninety seconds. Oh, it gets better. Let's say he was one
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  mile from the bus stop. That would take him twelve minutes to jog there.
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  If you were to blade there, he would have got there in about
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  five minutes. Five minutes plus two minutes for taking on and off the rollerblades
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  would have resulted in nine minutes. You would have three minutes to compose himself,
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  talk to the gang, and still get on the bus. This concludes
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  my speech on why Brink should have bladed to the bus stop. That's very
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  rain man. Yeah, thank you. I don't think that. Can you
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  hear me? Yeah? Oh wow, my ears might be plugged. Okay,
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  so rollerblading seems like a cool thing, but like you have to constantly
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  sit down and take off your blades and then put on your shoes and stuff,
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  and that just doesn't seem easy to do. But maybe when I was
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  a kid it was easy. Because right now I don't. I can't kneel
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  down to tie my shoe, like I have to sit down or put my
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  shoe on the table. Do you do you? The three of you tie
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  your shoes by kneeling down once I time, Once I'm pretty much done with
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  it, I was gonna say anything. I slide them in and out.
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  You don't even tie your shoes? No, Actually, the ones I'm wearing
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  right now quite literally untied. Yeah, mine are super loose listener, they
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  are untied. Ali, do you kneel down to tire shoes? I I
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  I have to like sit and then kneel down. Yeah. So watching this
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  show how many times that they have to change their shoes, it makes me
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  uneasy. Well, if you went with the sliding of the shoe technique,
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  such as myself and a dog, you know, you'd be in business.
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  And depending on the type of inline skate you used, there was tying with
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  traditional laces, but there's also like ones with straps. Yeah, and if
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  that ones were super efficient, and if they would have done that, then
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  spoiler alert, voul wouldn't have tossed the shoes up on the thaney. Yeah.
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  Oh that's true. So like you're not getting that first try? No,
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  no, no, I've tried to do that before. It took me
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  many attempts. He bullied somebody and took the Okay. So, his friend
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  Peter is super fucking pissed that Brink is late. His other friend Jordy is
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  concerned for Brink and Brink's dad, saying one reason Brink could be late is
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  his dad is having back at you issues, which is totally valid. Peter
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  stands up and says to Jordi, listen here, your little pig boy.
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  If you so much as even look in my direction again, I will cut
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  you like the pig you are. The only reason you get to skate with
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  us is because Brink feels sorry for you. Luckily, right at that moment,
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  Brink shows up and Peter motions a knife cutting his throat and looks at
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  Jordi. Jordy whimpers quietly. Brink shows up and tells his friends he is
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  late because he had to clean his room and they should just rollerblade to the
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  ski part since he is late. Jordi protests, since the skate park is
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  one million miles away. Brink, brimming with optimism, says Jordy. Jordy,
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  Jordy, when you woke up this morning, did you say your today?
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  I'm gonna talk for today, I'm gonna skate. Come on, put
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  them on now. We get a montage of them blating to the skate park.
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  I love nineties rollerblading montages. They are always screaming and hooting and hollering,
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  which baffles me because I feel like they would be fucking exhausted by time
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  they get there. But these four are really good. They're doing they're grinding
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  big ledges, they're getting big air, doing cool tricks. So we get
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  over tables. You're jumping over the tables. So we get to the skate
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  park and adults are already. They're cheering them on. How early is this
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  supposed to be? His mom was home when he left. Let's say his
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  mom gets to the office at eight am. I guess it would be safe
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  to assume that they would be at the skate park no later than ten am.
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  Imagine right now, since we're all adults, if we got ready early
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  in the morning to go to the skate park and cheer on children. God,
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  oh no. Now we meet Team Explades. They are bad since they
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  all have matching uniforms. Team Xplades out smarts, brings crew and takes the
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  skate park over Peter. Peter looks at Jordi angrily. I don't think this
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  is Jordie's fault, but Peter doesn't care. He is angry and he's taken
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  out on someone. It's unfortunate. Jordi has to be that. It has
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  to be that person. Let's all hope Peter gets the help he needs.
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  The leader of the X Blades seems like a real asshole. But before Brink,
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  Before Brink's crew leaves the skate park, he confronts a bunch of adult
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  skaters to beat up. Team explades. Skateboarders, skateboarders. What did I
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  say, skaters? Oh? Okay, skateboarders to beat up? The team
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  explodes. Excuse me? Can I ask you a question? Yeah? All
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  skateboarders aren't really wishes are day? I mean no, no, they all
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  can't be. No talent, no skill, have smart inline skating wais and
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  my rife. What was it, dude? Dude, personally, I don't
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  think that at all. All right, that's exactly what those guys over there
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  to list those guys said, Yeah, man, let's go, man,
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  I was gonna The Brink crew is laughing as team explads gets beat up.
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  We can see in the background as one of the skaters punches the Black Power
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  ranger hard enough for him to fall on the ground. Oh yeah, I
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  should have mentioned the Black Power Rangers in this, And as a kid,
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  I thought, wow, how did they get him? Like it was a
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  big deal. But we're almost discussion, but Brink and his friends are laughing
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  at this. Before I thought just Peter was the lone, mean person.
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  But now it seems like this whole team gets off on the misery of others.
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  Brink do better. That's the beginning. How we film about the movie
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  so far? Thank you you're changing things a little bit. Maybe we watched
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  the edited version. Alie, what did you think of the opening to Brink
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  so far? I am not hooked this. Jordy sucks. That kid is
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  just every everyone sucks at acting in this, but Jordi in particular is very
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  bad. Who is that Jordy the side or the middle cut on the Brink
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  team. When when I when I've I've heard about Brink from plenty of people,
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  and like I knew it was like X Games sort of like related.
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  And then when I found out that it's like only rollerblading, I was like,
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  damn it, this is dumb, Like this is not what I think
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  of when I think of the X Games and stuff. And I was like,
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  at least hoping for skateboarding, because like I didn't do any of that
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  stuff as a kid, but like I played Tony Hawk pro skater and so
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  I just like, I think you think that they would like at least go
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  into that. So that was pretty disappointing. But back in the nineties,
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  like rollerblading was a thane way more. I don't even think it's a thing
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  anymore. It was then. I could I rollerblade a little bit. I
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  could go down everything at the Kaiser skate park, all the quarter pipes.
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  And I mean, Jeff, I'm not wrong in saying like rollerblading is pretty
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  gay, right, Like, I don't know if it's like gay, Like
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  did I put rollerblades on and suck about your dick? Yeah? But but
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  yeah, so no, I think I think it's super gay. Like I
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  had a barbie that had roller blades on, right, well, look,
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  yeah, and barbies are gay. Yeah, I don't know, man,
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  I I am not hooked, and I'm not gonna lie. Andy. I
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  watched this one time through and you look so upcited, right, just genuine
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  disappointment cross us any of it really, And then I watched it just before
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  we recorded, and right now, yeah, and I nothing is winning me
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  over for this film, and you know, I don't have nostalgia for it,
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  so to me, it's just like a really bad kids fill right.
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  Yeah, I think like with most things, like but the nostalgia goggles,
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  like Diehard is still cool. Terminator to Judgment Day still cool even without nostalgia
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  goggles. It's a fucking badass movie one yet you gotta watch. And I
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  hate to be that that asshole because I hate and people. You need to
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  watch this, not that you do that, but you did see me that
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  punk cast, But I think I would like that podcast that use it mealing
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  to But okay, I was gonna say something nostalgia goggle. No, it
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  was something not random to that. Okay, So you guys said something about
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  skaters, So what are skaters? Are they rollerbladers? No, skaters are
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  skateboarders skateboarders? What are rollerbladers? Are they blaters? Technically? I have
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  never heard some of the bladers what they call him when we're kids, fruit
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  boots right backs, But like I'm gonna go skating, that's what they would
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  say, right. That's why actually in all my notes I I take out
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  skate instead of blade, except for that one quote because I'm gonna actually put
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  that quote in and you're gonna hear Brink say it. But all the other
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  ones, when they say skating, I put blading because it's not skating.
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  It's called a skateboard roller blades, so it would be blading is skating roller
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  skate but they're not roller skating is brink a term for skating? Yeah,
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  but like why did they do that? It's about him. His name is
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  brinker. No, I get that, but like I don't know if they
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  named him that because it has to do with skate. His braak sounds like
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  roller skating. I was thinking, like he's on the brink of greatness.
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  Oh okay, maybe I don't know. There was one line that he said
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  and it really felt like, Oh, this is they're just making up words
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  that they think kids are saying or something. It was like, uh,
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  chornage. I don't remember when did they say. It's like the very first
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  scene that he gets the bus stop and he's like they're all mad at him
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  for being late, and he's all like I had major chornage. Yeah,
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  and I think it's because his mom made him do chores and that's why he's
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  late. But like slang, because I've been doing a lot of research because
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  I have a twelve year old and I've been doing a lot of research on
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  slang, and like what's the current slang right now? It changes so quick.
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  Yeah, Like when I did research about like six months ago, because
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  he was saying words I didn't know. I now I look it up and
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  he's seeing new words I don't know. So anyway, so back then,
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  because how old were you back when this movie came out? Alley like,
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  because you're about forty right now or fifty or forty five, So but you
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  might. I don't think you were Brinks age at this time, right because
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  because however, you turned a one year apart. But remind remind me again
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  though you're older, right, yeah? Okay, So but how old were
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  we during this movie? This is nineteen ninety eight? We were ten ten,
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  Ally was eleven, and Dealer was ten and a half. That's where
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  and how many days it was delo older? Thank Yeah, so maybe we
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  were. So we were younger than brink is in this movie. Yes,
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  so he's all of us were because he was like, I'm assuming high school
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  sixteen seventeen junior. You think, Okay, I don't the point I was
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  trying to say, yeah it might. I don't know. People say words,
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  yea, but for me James Cavin makes movie, Yeah, the dialogue
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  is terrible, like it's it's not it's like it's for me. It was
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  like the kids don't even talk like this anyway, you know. So that's
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  where I was like, I thought that there's and kick your butt and all
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  this stuff. We were cussing by then, So that's I thought. The
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  only person who was a good actor was Gabby. I think Gabby did great.
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  That's why she's gone on to do other things. She's like the only
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  one that's acted like anything, What is she done? But I don't know
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  what off she knows. People you see and you're like, oh, yeah,
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  I remember her for she was just on a TV show with Will Sasso
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  in twenty twenty. Oh yeah. But I had such a big crush on
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  Gabby growing up. Now she's still gorgeous two day, Like it's crazy,
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  Oh I bet I doubt. I doubt. I would look at her and
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  be like, oh, she's gonna grow ugly. But she was probably grown
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  up with a movie game out. Yeah. But Brink, he was in
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  Princess Diaries, So that's cool, Like that's something that you're on in.
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  Yeah, So roller Blades, I wanted to say, one, two,
• 22:26
  three, four casts in a podcast, what's a cold bag podcast in a
• 22:33
  podcast? And what's a cold bag in My skates were created in the early
• 22:38
  seventeen hundreds when a Dutch person attached wooden schools to strips of wood and nailed
• 22:42
  them to a shoe. In nineteen ninety eight, there are four different competitions
• 22:48
  in the X Games were rollerblading. In eighteen sixty three, an American developed
• 22:52
  the conventional rollers roller skate model with the wheels, prosership side by side and
• 22:56
  lockcast. What's a cold podcast podcast? What's all right? So? Oh,
• 23:22
  it's a side podcast. It doesn't listen anymore. You heard that part?
• 23:26
  You never heard that. That's been a really big addition to our podcast.
• 23:29
  Yeah, very meta. Okay, okay, okay. So now we're
• 23:34
  back in the Brink household while the dad is making blowning sandwiches and he seems
• 23:38
  really pleased with himself if you look at his face and he's rapping that male
• 23:42
  one. His dad is mad that Brink is happy and wishes he was miserable
• 23:47
  like his daughter, Brink's sister. It's just not normal, that's all.
• 23:51
  Well, please, no one should be that happy all the time, being
• 23:55
  happy. He's a great kid. It's just not normal. That's all.
• 24:00
  I have to go to school. Why can't I be homeschooled? By the
• 24:03
  wives, and you see Katie is a normal child. Today's the first day
• 24:08
  of school and she's miserable because now we know why Team Brink is so statistic.
• 24:15
  We are now at the school and we see Peter and Jordi blading up
• 24:18
  to the school with Jordie behind Peter. Peter would Peter probably wouldn't allow Jordie
• 24:22
  to get next to him. I'm assuming we get the second meeting between Team
• 24:26
  ex Blades and the Brink and Brink Team, with it resulting in Valth throwing
• 24:30
  Peter's shoes on a telephone line. Gabby, trying to preserve the peace and
• 24:33
  protect Jordi from Peter, offers Peter her shoes since she was forced to wear
• 24:37
  a dress. Jordie is relieved knowing he won't get hit by Peter. Oh
• 24:41
  my gosh, we see that even Stephens dad as a teacher. It's Brink's
• 24:45
  team turn, like the first thing I thought of. I don't know how
• 24:49
  he's affording to live the sweet Brink check getting those royalties. Baby, it's
• 24:57
  Brinks team. It's Brinks teams turned to pull a prank and they put a
• 25:02
  bunch of worms in VAL's sandwich. They are all laughing since he ate living
• 25:07
  worms. VAL's pissed because of the unnecessary loss of life and challenges Brinks teams
• 25:11
  to the blading race behind the school. But during that part, we get
• 25:15
  the best haircut of all time and the Black Power Ranger. Oh, we
• 25:18
  get the best haircut of all time from the Black Power Ranger. His hairline
• 25:22
  is in the shape of an egg. Did anybody notice that hair It's the
• 25:26
  fucking worst. His hairline looks like a rainbow. It's just there's nothing crisp
• 25:30
  about it. Every child would get roasted these days with that. He got
• 25:34
  this after Power Rangers. Yeah, yeah, Wow, that's head. I
• 25:38
  was like, no way they got him. Yeah, for sure. That
• 25:40
  said the same thing. But you also skipped over one thing that I think
• 25:42
  is the only thing that I've used a lot from this movie since is the
• 25:48
  part where they hold up the signs of vout says, don't be a whof
• 25:51
  and each one holds up one sign. It's a great gift. I use
• 25:52
  it from time to Oh nice, Who do you use it to when people
• 25:56
  are being a woofs? I love that? Yeah, tell them to not
• 25:59
  do it? An I don't know if Andy's done. Oh no, no,
• 26:00
  no, I have parts for discussion. Okay, yeah, I was
• 26:06
  trying to interrupt too. Now we get the beginning of the dialogue. Oh,
• 26:11
  now we get the beginning of the dialogue between Val and Brink that shows
• 26:14
  there is just an insane amount of sexual at tension between those two. Val
• 26:18
  asked Brink if he ever gives his mouth a rest, that says, personally,
• 26:22
  I just want to pound you. Whoa. Oh, the Black Power
• 26:26
  Rangers name is Boomer. Now every time I hear okay Boomer, I'm gonna
• 26:29
  assume they're talking about this character. And Val ends the threat was saying it's
• 26:33
  open season on your butts. You're just saying uh. Brink protests the racing,
• 26:38
  saying there is no blading allowed at school. Val says Brink has no
• 26:44
  heart. That pisses Brink right off. Brink gets really close to VAL's lips
• 26:48
  and says, let's do it. Just wait till the end, and I
• 26:52
  have a whole thing going with this. I can't wait. The race has
• 26:55
  started. They have jumped over picnic tables, but there aren't But they're not
• 26:57
  even near the food area anymore. So does that mean other people like drug
• 27:02
  those picnic tables? To that area. That's a long trip. I can't
• 27:06
  believe no teachers saw this. There's a crowd of kids hanging around. Not
• 27:08
  where people hang out, because it's a hallway and people are dragging picnic tables.
• 27:12
  Boomer breaks his hip during the race and brings uh stays back to help
• 27:17
  or does he stay back to watch someone in agony? Hmmm? I don't
• 27:21
  know, Ballad, what is doing? Lay still, man, This happened
• 27:29
  in the last summer. You just gotta laystill, light out, it's all
• 27:33
  you go get a nurse tile to rakesmies right now. Go go bring dose
• 27:36
  man, dude, I'm gonna have the nurse take a look at it.
• 27:38
  Break man, the race lost? You lost the race? Help me get
• 27:45
  you coming on? Bring got suspended for the day due to racing. Brink's
• 27:55
  dad picks up Brink from school and on their way back home, this is
• 27:59
  when we learn that brings family is going through a shortage of money at the
• 28:02
  moment, since the dad is on disability due to the back injury. The
• 28:06
  dad is using a calculator to add up how much everything cost. Hey remember
• 28:10
  calculators not being on your phone? Man. The nineties fucking sucked. The
• 28:12
  next day, we see the soul Skaters talking about their punishments when Val shows
• 28:17
  up and lets them know how great it is to be sponsored, and he
• 28:19
  also lets them know that there's an open spot on their team since Boomer is
• 28:22
  injured. I just wanted to say, Andy or didn't really get to this
• 28:29
  so far, tank you. And there's gonna be a lot of parts where
• 28:30
  I'm adding clips so it's not just me talking for like four minutes. I
• 28:33
  can listen to Ja Tak forever. I want to say. My thought process
• 28:36
  with the whole whole beginning is the mom looks younger than me, so that's
• 28:38
  really frightening that like we're now to the age where because we were younger than
• 28:42
  Brank, now we're older than the mom but not the dad though. Yeah
• 28:47
  yeah. The sister Chick is from oh the Sister Chick is a version of
• 28:52
  Simon like from Seventh Heaven. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And
• 28:55
  listener if you want to know more about that, then go back and listen
• 28:57
  to seventh have an episode. It might be my Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 29:00
  And I also wrote there they're fucking nerds for where I don't do the
• 29:03
  rollerblading, but they use a lot of patting and elbow pads, wrist pads,
• 29:07
  Like I don't think that was a thane as much, right, Like,
• 29:11
  that's not cool. That's Google. Yeah, they're trying to put the
• 29:14
  image on it's Disney, if I mean, if it was being real,
• 29:17
  it'd be more like the show Kid, the movie Kids. Yeah, that's
• 29:18
  a tough movie. They didn't they didn't use pads. And also, I
• 29:23
  don't know if you all remember uh, Grace Underfire, the nineties show with
• 29:29
  that one chick, the comedian with the voice and stuff. That's the little
• 29:32
  gruffer. I forget her name, Margaret show. No, it's uh.
• 29:34
  I she could just google it. Hey, Siri, what's the name of
• 29:38
  the actress from Okay, what's the name of the actress from Grace Underfire?
• 29:47
  Oh? Okay, it said Grace Kelly. So they didn't listen, so
• 29:49
  it doesn't matter. But I saw her autobiography at the Dollar Tree, the
• 29:53
  books at the Dollar Tree, so vowves from that show pack to many notes.
• 30:00
  Also, the sister's from Smart House too, isn't she. Yeah,
• 30:03
  she's a nobody too now and oh when the the mom I don't know if
• 30:10
  we got to this part yet, but the mom had no Brad Bob.
• 30:14
  Yeah, thank you. I know it was kind of a name. No
• 30:17
  great, which are the best? No, I'm thank you. I don't
• 30:19
  know. I'm not gonna put the Google smogle. But what was I saying?
• 30:23
  The thane with the edible grace, grace underfire, and then I was
• 30:33
  gonna talk about val let me go oh oh the mom okay, So they're
• 30:37
  talking about their finances and the I don't know if it's this part or not,
• 30:41
  but the dad's like, oh, what how was work with her?
• 30:44
  Like, let's get update because she's a realator. I had no showings,
• 30:48
  show, no houses sold, no houses, And I think, like,
• 30:51
  I don't know if this is something's probably gonna get edited out or maybe it
• 30:53
  won't. I feel like, I don't know if you're knowing about the realator.
• 30:56
  I hope not. But you know, who becomes realators strippers And she's
• 31:03
  not a stripper because like you age out of stripping, you either get into
• 31:07
  prostitution or you or you become a real estate agent. I don't know.
• 31:12
  I just to feel like that's how she is a stripper. Yeah, nothing
• 31:18
  wrong with stripping, nothing wrong with sex work, nothing like that, but
• 31:21
  this woman's not a stripper, so I don't think she knows how to close
• 31:22
  the deal. Anyways, that's that's beside the point, so moving forward.
• 31:27
  And I also didn't know that rollerblading culture was so toxic and competitive and stuff,
• 31:34
  and I felt like, really quick, then I'll wrap this up.
• 31:40
  Val was is definitely the villain, but he takes his antics to a disturbing
• 31:48
  like three or four or five break in his crew, take it up several
• 31:52
  notches more than it needs to be. And I feel like Val stood up
• 31:56
  when he bit into worms and the team or I'm assuming a teacher was like,
• 32:00
  what what's the problem? What's the problem Val? She was right there?
• 32:04
  Where's she at when they're rollerblading? And bring? Yeah, how is
• 32:06
  it Val getting into trouble? Anyway? That was just I don't know,
• 32:08
  Brink's fucked up Alec Val, So you're right, VAL's awesome. Funny thing
• 32:12
  about Val does anybody recognize him? Yeah, mountains, he's from like a
• 32:16
  Purple Mountain movie or something. No, he's Spike in fucking Little Giants.
• 32:22
  I don't know if I've seen a little That's what. Rick Morana's right,
• 32:25
  yes, and Ed O'Neill. I've never seen Oh you don't alive You've tell
• 32:32
  me you've seen Little Giants? Right, yeah, Icebox Spike the whole thing.
• 32:37
  See Andy, How did you not see a random, very niche movie
• 32:44
  from the nineties? What do you mean? It was like one of the
• 32:46
  the staples of our childhood was fucking Little Giants? Oh, Devin Saul,
• 32:51
  wasn't it? Yeah? Oh my god, I can't believe, like flabbergant.
• 32:55
  When when is Valen brinking a fucking make out? Oh? Are you
• 33:00
  ruined my things? I mean exactly the whole movie. There's a part of
• 33:05
  sexual tension between these two. I watched this with my daughter Brooke, and
• 33:09
  there's a part later on when she goes, okay, you to just make
• 33:13
  out? We get it. I mean, it's it's so obvious. I
• 33:21
  find it funny that we do. Like we recently reviewed Goosebumps and there's worms
• 33:25
  in the sandwich in that one. Yes, I was just thinking about that.
• 33:29
  Yeah, who would do that? Gross? And I think the dad
• 33:30
  is the only redeemable actor person character in this whole movie. He is as
• 33:37
  character, but he's a good actor. He's doing good Like for what characters
• 33:39
  I was gonna say some of the lines he hits him with, like when
• 33:43
  they're in the car, I mean, do they not teach you English in
• 33:45
  school? Oh wait, you haven't been there long enough to find out?
• 33:46
  Zinger? Yeah, like so good? When he goes you got dished?
• 33:51
  You eight beef? Did I miss anything? But here's my viewpoint on that
• 33:55
  alley. To counter that is like when I go to a karaoke bar and
• 33:59
  they're somebody that's a really, really good singer, but you're in Salem or
• 34:02
  again, what are you doing? So if there was like an amazing actor
• 34:07
  in Brink, I would be like, your talents are we be really clear
• 34:10
  with you, Jeff, I never once said that he was an amazing actor.
• 34:17
  What did you say? But uh, he kind of gives like David
• 34:22
  Letterman energy. M He blinks a lot too. They should have called this
• 34:28
  movie Blink. That's good. Nice. Well, I think we've got the
• 34:34
  beginning clip. They don't wear seatbelts the data and I noticed that because okay,
• 34:42
  okay, car Brinck is thinking about the money he could make for his
• 34:47
  family and seems to be tempted. He lies to his friends and goes to
• 34:50
  the team exploits tryouts. I don't think Brink's gonna make the cut because all
• 34:54
  the people leaving the tryouts all had identical hair. It was short hair with
• 34:58
  blonded tips, and he has long hair. Uh. Brink has thirty seconds
• 35:02
  to impressed Team Explades to join, So this is what he does. He
• 35:06
  does a five forty, and then a three sixty, and then a three
• 35:08
  sixty, and then to finish the run, another three sixty. He talks
• 35:15
  to the owner of Team Explades, and during the conversation conversation, we find
• 35:17
  out that the owner moves over ten million dollars worth of merchandise a year.
• 35:22
  Oh you went big? Damn my man say Andy, Oh you mind if
• 35:29
  I call you Andy? Uh? Drink I like Brink Brink. I love
• 35:32
  that drink. Yeah. See, that's what explains all about my man going
• 35:37
  big. I'm in twelve hundred outlets nationwide last year I moved over ten million
• 35:45
  dollars worth of merchandise, and all because of Team Explay. So I guess
• 35:52
  the big question is are you ready to go big for xplade these you want?
• 36:00
  Did you get that as big as I? So he's paying these kids
• 36:04
  two hundred bucks a week, which equals to forty one thousand, six hundred
• 36:07
  dollars a year. So let's say he is getting twenty percent of that ten
• 36:09
  million after shipping costs. All the costs he gets, he gets two million
• 36:14
  dollars a year. That means and let's also assume he dishes out another nine
• 36:17
  thousand for the team equipment. That's fifty grand a year. He should be
• 36:22
  ashamed of himself for taking advantage of his kids. We get a quick shot
• 36:25
  of Brink hiding his new roller blades. Why I wondered the same thing.
• 36:30
  Why does the shame? That's the only logical thing, right, I can't
• 36:35
  believe Well, because he lays down says what am I? Dude? Right?
• 36:37
  So maybe it is shamed? But can I just need to get this
• 36:39
  off my chest? Team ex blades uniforms would be cool if there are anything
• 36:44
  other than black and gold too. Shitsburgh squealer like for me, and it
• 36:47
  just disgusted me the whole movie, and it makes me root against them.
• 36:50
  I was thinking of bumblebees, just that blacknail of not my dec I don't
• 36:54
  know if they were wanting you to root for them the village, Well,
• 36:58
  I'm very much rooting against him, And how much did you say that brink
• 37:00
  would make a year all four of the team people on that team make forty
• 37:06
  that's not enough in multiple regions maybe, But but he it seems like he's
• 37:14
  only at this one at the kid the picture, I mean he's there there
• 37:16
  there, that's right before a big competition, like he would probably true be
• 37:21
  there and have you mentioned this at the end, but they the announcer at
• 37:23
  the whatever thing says that these are the top ten in the nation, like
• 37:29
  the dumb kids? How did that? How did that happen? Although during
• 37:32
  that time, did you know what's the Summer Olympics? Last last one?
• 37:37
  I did a little bit, Okay, I watched the skateboarding thing. Okay,
• 37:40
  skateboarding right, and this may be your point, like of like these
• 37:45
  are supposed to be like the best ones in the nation at the fucking Olympics.
• 37:49
  It was all like thirteen year old kids right in the in the skateboarding
• 37:53
  crazy nowadays. Yeah, and that's and that's wild, right. The thing
• 37:58
  that cracked me the fuck up was there's like one middle aged woman who like
• 38:01
  metaled oh, and I'm like, can you imagine being that person that like
• 38:08
  there's this is this is such a fucking like win lose situation. It's just
• 38:13
  like our lose lose situation. It's just like if you beat all these kids
• 38:15
  and you won gold medal, everyone's like, right, yeah, you beat
• 38:17
  a bunch of kids, like and then like if you lose, they're like,
• 38:21
  oh, you couldn't beat some fucking like teenager even doing this. But
• 38:28
  you know, if you're gonna say, like these are like the best in
• 38:30
  the nation, I mean, it's it's feasible that like teenagers could be the
• 38:34
  best. Well. During nineteen ninety eight, I was watching a lot of
• 38:37
  X Game. Yeah, there's these two brothers from Japan. They always want
• 38:42
  they hit like in the halfpipe. Dude, they were doing like triple backs
• 38:45
  with ten eighties and ship so the it's insane. We get a quick sho
• 38:49
  oh right. I said that this dad is an idiot. Bring Brink brings
• 38:52
  up to the family about the possibility of blading for some extra cash. When
• 38:57
  the dad finds out, he says, no, get a different job.
• 39:00
  So minimum wage in California March March first of nineteen ninety eight was five dollars
• 39:05
  and fifteen cents, which means for brining to make two hundred dollars a week,
• 39:08
  he would need to work thirty eight hours one week on top of school.
• 39:13
  This kid is dropping out quicker than someone running five miles per hour to
• 39:16
  catch a bus. I don't know. Yeah, it's dumb, Like your
• 39:22
  kid can make money doing the thing he loves or that he's already going to
• 39:25
  be doing. To do this job made me so. And then they do
• 39:28
  that fucking like time montage where he's like here, I got like his whole
• 39:31
  day, you know, and like how much time he fucking spends working?
• 39:35
  He worked one hour at that dog Washington. Yeah, yes, he's like
• 39:38
  a one and a half hour shift. So but even before that, he
• 39:42
  was falling asleep at lunch before his first shift of his new job. I
• 39:45
  was going to say tired. Yeah it was the first day of his job
• 39:49
  when they did the time crunch deal. But like yeah, like okay,
• 39:52
  I can make two hundred bucks a week doing something I love doing, or
• 39:55
  I'm gonna make ten dollars a week because he's like, I got you couple
• 40:00
  shifts a week at this dog washing place. Mmmmm, And like so that's
• 40:06
  like shitty dad, right, Like okay, math dud too, Like yeahah,
• 40:13
  all right, Yeah, that part like really frustrates me with the movie,
• 40:15
  Like if they're your best friends, they should understand, like they know
• 40:19
  his dad's going through the back pain. Jordi brings it up so like the
• 40:22
  fact that they're in this pickle, and then I don't want to spoil ahead.
• 40:25
  I don't know what you have written because you're changing up so much.
• 40:27
  But uh, yeah, they're all idiots and it made me friends though.
• 40:31
  Well. We actually get two scenes where Brink is trying to tell his friends
• 40:35
  that he's writing for Team X Blades, but keeps getting interrupted, once while
• 40:37
  the he's on the phone with Peter and once while they're in homech But during
• 40:40
  that homech Val walks in for some reason. Why why is he that gave
• 40:46
  me McLevin going into the classroom vibes. Yeah. As Val leaves, he
• 40:51
  says, see you this afternoon, Brink. Jordy asks what he meant by
• 40:54
  that, and we see Peter fuming. Peter runs over to Jordian and looks
• 40:59
  right in his face and says, you just don't get a duo. Either
• 41:02
  you're dumb or trying to piss me off. You are not allowed to talk
• 41:07
  to Brink, if I catch you talking to Drink one more time, I
• 41:08
  will personally make sure your mother weaks when she sees what I do to you.
• 41:12
  Brink It and Gabby pretend like nothing happened. We get a scene of
• 41:16
  Valve being a dick, and a scene of Brink line to his friends at
• 41:21
  the skatepark saying, the new guy Valve found for Team x Blades is I
• 41:25
  heard the guy was a big guy, big guy like the cream. I
• 41:29
  think, Wait, no, no, here's native American. Yeah that was
• 41:31
  into And by the way, just a little tip for everybody. Anytime anyone
• 41:35
  ever says yeah, yeah, that's it, don't trust him. Yep.
• 41:39
  Now we are back at Brink's house, where we see brinks dad trying to
• 41:43
  fix the car. During this scene, we find out Brink's dad, I'm
• 41:45
  gonna call him Randrew because Brink's name is Andy. So Randrew. So Randrew
• 41:55
  got Brink a job at a dog grooming company, working a few hours a
• 42:00
  week after school. So let's let's say it's three hours a day, which
• 42:04
  then we find out it's like an hour and a half. I sure hope
• 42:07
  that forty five bucks helps out, help the fucking family out. Yeah,
• 42:13
  another montage with some school music. Every time there's a montage with schall music
• 42:16
  music, I picture Ria getting up to skank every time. That's why.
• 42:22
  That's how they do yeahkkh okay, I thought you were just being rude.
• 42:28
  That's sooner than later. Song is so fucking annoying. Yeah, so bad.
• 42:36
  The dad's name is Ralph. By the way, you're really close to
• 42:37
  going through. So that's why when we were talking about this movie, I
• 42:40
  was like, Ria, I think there's gonna be a few parts of this
• 42:43
  movie you enjoy. It's because they have a lot of ska in this movie.
• 42:45
  And I'm not a big fan of coss. I don't know if it's
• 42:46
  good or bad scot but yeah, oh surprise, Andy, we do have
• 42:51
  frea here. Hi, Hyria, I love Scott. I love Scotty.
• 42:58
  That's so dum Oh my gosh, that's so funny. This is the first
• 43:04
  day of his new duties and he's already tired, falling asleep at lunch,
• 43:07
  but he hasn't done anything new yet. Oh no, Britain caught some kind
• 43:09
  of sickness, probably due to aspartame grat It did this one in nineteen ninety
• 43:15
  eight, An email began circulating claiming that aspartame, an artificial sweetener, caused
• 43:20
  many chronic diseases, including multiple sclerosis and lupus YEA. The EMAO is attributed
• 43:24
  to Nancy Markle incited sources such as the Multiple Sclerosis Foundation and the World Environmental
• 43:30
  Conference. However, although it did appear credible, the claims made in the
• 43:37
  email are a complete fabrication. Oh he's only faking it, Like that email
• 43:40
  thread was faking the problem with aspartame. But I don't know why I put
• 43:45
  that in, But it seemed like you're like, I mean, it's the
• 43:49
  nicest way. You're like multi dimensional. I was like that, yeah,
• 43:54
  he man, that came as soon as I could. How you feeling so
• 44:00
  good? Terrible? You're soaked with sweat? I know, man, you
• 44:07
  look I can't make it to any invitational today. I'm sorry, ain't no
• 44:14
  big. Just feel better. Okay, Brin does all this to lie to
• 44:19
  his friends. Okay, Brink does all of this so he can lie to
• 44:22
  his friends saying he can't make the competition. But in reality, I'm not
• 44:24
  sure if you caught this yet. Brink can make the competition, but just
• 44:29
  not Writing for the Writing for the soul skaters, and if they are soul
• 44:32
  skaters, why do they even compete? That seems worse than being sponsored because
• 44:37
  there's like rules on how to skate and make points. That whole soul skating
• 44:39
  thing was so just annoying as hell. When I was a kid, though,
• 44:43
  I was like, yeah, never sell out. Yeah yeah, so
• 44:47
  dumb. Yeah, what's the X team X team? Yeah, if any
• 44:52
  of you want to join, like, I'm cool with it. Like,
• 45:00
  during the competition, this guy stands up totally rocking a beeper. Hey remember
• 45:04
  beepers. It was like a text message, but you couldn't talk to them.
• 45:07
  You could only receive a message and then find a payphone to call the
• 45:09
  person that sent you a text, and the text was a phone number.
• 45:13
  Man, the fucking ninety sucks. It's all on bring to win the competition
• 45:16
  for Team ex Blades, and oh man does he deliver. He did a
• 45:19
  five forty, a grind, a three sixty, a stall, and a
• 45:22
  five forty. He won the competition and got an additional two hundred bucks for
• 45:27
  winning the competition. What could go wrong? Now? Oh shit? His
• 45:30
  friends find out and confront him at the competition. He quits the team explades
• 45:36
  by throwing his helmet out. Val my man, bew here's y'all right?
• 45:42
  And do my man? Now? I knew you would be good, but
• 45:45
  I did not know you would be great. Thanks Jimmy. You guys killed.
• 45:47
  You're gonna be unstoppable at the championship. Look I got a little something.
• 45:52
  Huh. It's a bonus for Winneck. Two hundred dollars. Not bad
• 45:57
  for a day's work, huh. I know it. Although the excuses,
• 46:04
  all that sneaking away you did, just that you could join any sellouts,
• 46:07
  Gabriel, I can't explain every explain how you lied to us, how you
• 46:12
  bailed out on so you could joint team exploits. Do you have any idea
• 46:15
  how many times I stuck up for you, Peter, You're stupid. Fever
• 46:22
  don't know. They assault him, They assault Brink, His friends assault him.
• 46:27
  Yeah, yeah, I would be pissed. I would have slapped her
• 46:30
  back. Yeah, I would have slapped her back on the back. I
• 46:35
  don't know. I'm not gonna be like that. I don't think that I
• 46:37
  think what he Brink did was wrong. I don't think it's like to get
• 46:39
  assaulted wrong physical Yeah, never the answer really quiet at this part. Yeah,
• 46:49
  what do you think it? Did the second act change your mind?
• 46:52
  Are you loving it now? Hope? Have you? You haven't gotten sucked
• 46:58
  in yet? What did you think? What did you think Ali of uh
• 47:00
  as for a cheesy Disney movie val as a villain? Did you find him
• 47:07
  villainous? Nah? Not really? Like I didn't. I don't think he
• 47:15
  was like, he wasn't like over the top to be like kind of silly,
• 47:19
  you know, And he wasn't like he didn't do anything that was like,
• 47:22
  oh my god, so fucking mean, you know, other than like
• 47:23
  trip a kid, you know, so like I don't know, I didn't.
• 47:28
  I wasn't like, oh my god, this kid's the worst. I
• 47:30
  think it would have been cool if they would have given a little bit of
• 47:34
  backstory or like maybe he has, like, you know, a shitty family
• 47:37
  and then maybe they become friends at the end. But see, I think
• 47:39
  any teenager that starts getting paid for something they're good at, there's so many
• 47:44
  yes people around him that I think they're generally gonna be a piece of shit.
• 47:46
  Like Justin Bieberbery's like, oh he's so fucking wild, and yeah,
• 47:50
  of course he's gonna be. He made two hundred million dollars before he's like
• 47:52
  twenty. Everybody wants a piece of that money. Nobody's gonna say no to
• 47:55
  the kid. If I would make sense to be a piece of Justin bur
• 48:00
  money, I would have like tigers, like a tigers like I would be,
• 48:08
  but I mean dead tigers. Brink is like going for VAL's spot basically,
• 48:15
  so like it makes sense why Val is being this way, like he
• 48:19
  doesn't want to lose his spot on the team. Oh, I see,
• 48:22
  I didn't catch that. I thought Brink was doing it just well I don't.
• 48:25
  I'm not saying that that's motivation, but that's what Val think. I
• 48:30
  was worried about that because brings back because I like, it's obvious that brings
• 48:32
  the competition to Val and like it like all the all the other guys are
• 48:37
  like on board with Val sort of being like all the other X Bladed members
• 48:42
  are on board with like Brink coming into the the team and Vow's only one
• 48:46
  fighting it, you know, and you think there could be like a little
• 48:50
  more like there wasn't enough of like Val as being too mean to the rest
• 48:54
  of his team, you know, like it just felt like a very like
• 48:58
  mid character developer of this thing. So I don't know. Yeah, he
• 49:02
  was just ultra asshole, never changed, and he just got caught for trying
• 49:07
  to be a dirty competitor. I just like, yeah, yeah, right,
• 49:08
  Like I just think like if they're gonna go like they should have gone
• 49:12
  over the top, you know, like fucking dodgeball, like be cheesy.
• 49:17
  I don't know, pekaboo exactly. Yeah, that is really weird because we'll
• 49:22
  get to the point at the end his teammates go, oh, we didn't
• 49:24
  know if I would do that, and then Brink goes, well, you
• 49:28
  didn't know. Why even make them good? It doesn't add to the there's
• 49:31
  no reason just have everybody just like I don't know, it's just it's just
• 49:36
  to make Brink look like the fucking best, right, Brink is the best.
• 49:40
  I don't think he is. I think he I think he chooses to
• 49:45
  stay with these mediocre kids so that he feels better about himself, you know
• 49:49
  what I mean. That's that's a fair poise. Like you're right, because
• 49:53
  he's just like all the moves, like when they're trying to teach Pete the
• 49:55
  five forty Brink we know, break and knock that hit out, we don't,
• 50:00
  I'll see him doing it, like yeah, but I mean if he
• 50:01
  did it, he could do it because he's trying to coach him on how
• 50:04
  to do it, so obviously he knows. Yeah, he Brinck doesn't want
• 50:06
  to make his his mediocre friends better or just like Lebron James. Oh,
• 50:10
  I see where you're going with this. I'm trying to talk sports. I
• 50:14
  like that. It sounds like Ron blaming everybody else. Yeah, you're on
• 50:17
  something there. Hit the nail over the NBA expert, Jeff over here.
• 50:22
  Go back to my point, Like Brink has the opportunity to get better with
• 50:27
  like kids who are better, has an opportunity to like be the best,
• 50:30
  like ends up getting like the contract offer and stuff, and then he just
• 50:35
  chooses to just stick around you know, bum fuck California and just hang out
• 50:39
  with his buddies. And like I think he just like is afraid to be
• 50:45
  good and is just like I'm just gonna hang out with these nerds and you
• 50:50
  know, be like small fish in a pond, big fish in a small
• 50:54
  pond or something. You know. Yeah, and then I would Brink two
• 51:00
  was him like forty two, and he's like at the skate park. Still
• 51:02
  he's yeah, you know, I'm still a sol skater, Like, yeah,
• 51:09
  into it, bro. So the next day before cell phones. Okay,
• 51:14
  so the next day, after Brink leaves the team, this is before
• 51:19
  cell phones everyone. So, Brink's friends are eating lunch and talking about the
• 51:22
  competition. Somehow, Brink just knows where they are at the same time,
• 51:27
  they get mad and leave, and Val also knows where they all are.
• 51:31
  Uh, and he says that Brink's friends wouldn't taken him back. So did
• 51:36
  his friend see Val just in the background? Was Val like hiding? Was
• 51:38
  sitting together? Right? He just like a jack in the box. Yeah,
• 51:42
  for sure. It super weird. You bailed on them and bailed on
• 51:45
  me. The differences. I'll take you back. And that's exactly what Val
• 51:51
  says, and Brink U we learned that Brink decides to join. So two
• 51:57
  weeks go by and the family is discussing how Brink has been lately. The
• 52:00
  mom suggests R Andrew talks to Brink, and r Andrew is bewildered. Here's
• 52:05
  a little parenting tip for everybody. If you talk to your kids while they
• 52:07
  grow up, it won't be hard talking to them when they're adults or when
• 52:10
  they're older. I have kids, and I talked to them all the time
• 52:13
  about everything. But at least r Andrew attempts to talk to his son,
• 52:16
  and he has a dope line during their little talk and Andy and me.
• 52:20
  Andy almost tears up when r Andrew says, Andy, you're my son.
• 52:28
  Taking care of you is my business. You can tell me or don't tell
• 52:32
  me. It's okay. If that doesn't change my job description, change your
• 52:39
  mind. I'm here, buddy. So now we're at the top of a
• 52:46
  big hill where a team Explades is discussing their plan for this race when the
• 52:52
  soul Skaters show up, valsling some racist remarks at Gaby, come on along.
• 52:58
  This is a free country. We can be here if we want.
• 53:00
  Look, if you don't like it here, why don't you go back to
• 53:05
  Mexico, And the proceeds to try to kill Gabby. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:09
  by throwing a bunch of rocks on the course while they're racing. The Guinness
• 53:12
  Book of World Records has someone going over eighty miles per hour and rollerblades,
• 53:15
  so we can assume Gabby is going probably about thirty miles per hour. When
• 53:20
  she falls. That'll fuck you up. I would guess thirty because in the
• 53:22
  skate competition they get going about forty two. Yeah, so that's why I
• 53:25
  was kind of yeap. Luckily, according to Jeordie, Brink and Gabby have
• 53:30
  a heart to heart about soul skating. This sets us up for a conversation
• 53:36
  between Brink and his dad in the garage. During this whole heartfelt conversation,
• 53:39
  Brink sounds like he's talking with a car on his chest. I didn't listening
• 53:45
  to dad. I tried it out with the sponsored team. But during this
• 53:51
  conversation he does give the dad does give some good advice. I remember as
• 53:53
  a kid watching this, I remembered the uh I remember the important line I
• 54:00
  remember as a kid. I've thought this my whole life. The construction,
• 54:02
  foreman, is what I do, not who I am. So growing up
• 54:08
  and people go like, oh, what do you do? I'm like,
• 54:10
  oh, hang on, my kids and stuff. And then they go like,
• 54:13
  I'm like, oh, you mean what I do for work? And
• 54:14
  it's two different things. And I think that's really important. I like that
• 54:17
  you're trying to most people say what do you do, and they're like,
• 54:21
  assuming it's work exactly. I like that you're always trying to make aha moment
• 54:24
  for people, like to ask people what they do for work. Oh right,
• 54:30
  yeah, right, legitimately can so I can put judgment on them.
• 54:36
  Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's so. Jeff gets it down.
• 54:38
  Oh you're disabled, damn, Jeff, you're evil. There, you're going
• 54:45
  to hell. Brinck says, okay, hold on, Brink. After this
• 54:50
  conversation, Brin confronts Val while eating lunch. Oh yeah, so Brin confronts
• 54:54
  Val while they're eating lunch, and he ruins everybody's lunch. He throws roller
• 54:59
  blades on the the entire pizza. Imagine being one of the girls at the
• 55:01
  table. They'd be like, oh man, I was really hungry. Who
• 55:05
  is that? Why did he ruin our pizza? Hey, that's my that's
• 55:08
  my milkshake. Why did he throw it on this? On VAL's face?
• 55:13
  Uh? So, Brink says, VAL's problem is he has no fun to
• 55:15
  skate with. That's that's his problem, really, out of everything that's happened
• 55:21
  to your friend, Yeah, that's a problem. But he's not a soul
• 55:22
  skater. He's no fun. Yeah. I feel like there's more problems than
• 55:27
  that one. This is where my daughter said, okay, just make out
• 55:30
  you too. Val says, oh, we'll get it on and Brink just
• 55:34
  bites his lip. That's where goes we get it, just make out.
• 55:37
  He probably wanted to lick the milkshake off his face, That's what I'm saying.
• 55:42
  Now we're at the skate park and the soul skaters are practicing. Jordi
• 55:45
  has a legitimate question, why are we even gonna compete? Gabby can't skate
• 55:50
  and we're down a guy. Peter in a fitter age, says, because
• 55:53
  it's fun. Now, let's quick complaining and skate. Peter Braks's skate and
• 56:01
  I am now legit worried for Jordy safety. Oh whew, Brink shows up
• 56:06
  with new skates and shirts for everybody. Jordi will live to skate another day.
• 56:10
  Uh, they let bring back in the squad since he bought them things.
• 56:15
  Remember, people, that's all it takes to make things better is to
• 56:17
  buy people roller blades. It works every time. Me and my girlfriend probably
• 56:21
  would have broken up twenty times now, but she has a ship ton of
• 56:23
  rollerblades. What's funny about that? Is? Sorry to interrupt, but he
• 56:30
  says he took out a four month yeah, advance from his job that he's
• 56:35
  been at for like a week, had to get like a couple of g's
• 56:38
  to get this or you know, maybe back then maybe just like Agran,
• 56:43
  but still it was a seventy dollars for a pair of inline roller blades at
• 56:45
  that time, so nice ones. Yeah, so he and I wouldn't trust
• 56:50
  anybody to give a four month or for whatever they said advance. But this
• 56:55
  guy on his first week of work and then and then I'm not sure if
• 57:00
  this is a pauseiture or not, but the him throwing the rollerblades was so
• 57:05
  abusive and fucked up because he chose he took money from this organization. He
• 57:08
  chose to go back too. Yeah, that's messed up. And then without
• 57:13
  oh wait, no, I forgot the plot. So then I go back
• 57:15
  to you because I was doing what you do and somehow I was thinking about
• 57:20
  whipped cream while you were talking, and it was whooped cream mentioned at all,
• 57:22
  but I could see it with a shake milkshake, okay for sure,
• 57:25
  because I was like, it came into my head for some reason, just
• 57:30
  really quick. This is a sidebar. One of the first times that I
• 57:34
  had adult time with somebody I like knew that it was going to happen,
• 57:37
  so I went to the story called whip Cream like prepared. My sense of
• 57:43
  like what sex was was so fucked up. I wish it wasn't for sex.
• 57:47
  It was just to like if so you could eat sugar to be more
• 57:50
  like ready to go. Yeah, they were like they were. It was
• 57:53
  very obvious when I brought the whip cream and they're like, where'd you why?
• 57:57
  I was like, never mind, Oh that's so wonderful. Did you
• 58:00
  end up using the creamer? No? Like I took it home with take
• 58:05
  it home? Yeah? No, no, no, I yeah, I
• 58:07
  took it out home. I didn't want to leave in that motel was kind
• 58:10
  or it was of course I wish so much you brought cool with you and
• 58:17
  just like a spatula, Yeah all right, and sets the mood like a
• 58:22
  spatula. Oh my gosh, that's okay really quick, so you get at
• 58:29
  this part or whatever. Who knows one of our listeners that's like a friend
• 58:31
  of mine. She was, but she's amazing. She buys me pig things
• 58:37
  and bacon, no other pig things and no like like uh choch keys and
• 58:45
  like pepper and so she went overseas and she's not gonna care if I share
• 58:50
  this don't thing. But we'll see. She went overseas and she hooked up
• 58:53
  with some guy in like Slovenia or something, and his dirty talk was,
• 58:58
  you want to kill me and I'm gonna do accent. Okay, you want
• 59:01
  you should You want to kill me and put me into a sausage, and
• 59:07
  you're not gonna care about how my mom feels. That was dirty. That
• 59:12
  was his dirty talk that he wanted her. Did he know that you're into
• 59:15
  pig stuff? That just a friend, a friend of mine, one of
• 59:21
  my good friends. She went to Slovenia and up with a guy. I
• 59:24
  know they were. I know it wasn't you there, but I thought maybe
• 59:27
  they go, like, you have a friend that likes big stuff, don't
• 59:29
  you. She didn't tell me like right away and like and she was not
• 59:34
  gonna be embarrassed because she might not know if this is about her. But
• 59:36
  anyways, back to Brink. How would she not know if that's about her?
• 59:39
  How many stories of that is? Theres a lot? Anyways, Okay,
• 59:44
  back to Brink. Okay, back to Brink. So now we're at
• 59:50
  the competition, first run of the competition is Gabby, and based on this
• 59:54
  and the two sets we have seen from Brink, she is the better rollerblader
• 59:58
  for sure. She did multiple five forties and she also added different types of
• 1:00:01
  grabs where like one foot was out, things like that. And now we
• 1:00:06
  have Brinks run. He falls doing a soul grind. Weird They say,
• 1:00:10
  oh, he fell during a soul grind. He's a sole skater. I
• 1:00:13
  don't know. I don't know why they chose that. Maybe there's something there,
• 1:00:16
  Maybe they chose it for a reason, right, I just can't figure
• 1:00:19
  it out yet. We got another montage. But right before the montage we
• 1:00:22
  get something we used to quote all the time, skate better. Yeah,
• 1:00:27
  we said, all you gotta do is skate better, skate better, skate.
• 1:00:30
  The montage music is the same music as when Gabby was hurt. The
• 1:00:35
  lyrics are sorry. Why are they sorry during a rollerblading montage? Why would
• 1:00:38
  they choose the same music? Anyways, I wondered the same thing, Why
• 1:00:42
  go back for more of that song that wasn't working in the first place.
• 1:00:45
  Yeah, we find out during the competition the dad got his job back.
• 1:00:49
  Yay, But what a shitty dad. This is the first competition. He's
• 1:00:52
  gone to Brink does a run where he does three five forties in a row,
• 1:00:58
  and we see valdu A run too, and Val died way doper tricks
• 1:01:00
  and Brink. Yeah, and now another montage with some spooky music. I
• 1:01:06
  don't know why they chose scary spooky music. I don't know. The montage
• 1:01:10
  is ended with a bad fall from the other team. And now if Peter
• 1:01:15
  does well, they'll be in the They'll be in the second spot, so
• 1:01:19
  they'll get the race. Peter is up and kills it. He does some
• 1:01:22
  seven twenties and an inverted five coping tricks and a lot more. So based
• 1:01:29
  on this, I have to believe that Brink is at best the third best
• 1:01:31
  skater on the team. We've seen Brink skate multiple times. We've only seen
• 1:01:36
  Gabby and Peter skate once each, but they both did better tricks. And
• 1:01:40
  one thing about this movie, the way they're editing the professional skater bladers and
• 1:01:46
  them flawless, it looks really fucking good. It looks it's really hard to
• 1:01:52
  see the difference, you know, like most of the stun doubles and yeah,
• 1:01:54
  the stub doubles. The way they edited I thought was great. I
• 1:01:58
  think the one dude on Team x Blades was actually like a skater because there
• 1:02:00
  was a couple parts the guy who doesn't say much, which makes sense since
• 1:02:04
  he's probably not an actor. He's actually just a rollerblader because there's a couple
• 1:02:07
  of times where he does stuff and it's very clearly him in the competition.
• 1:02:09
  So yeah, I thought that was great and maybe not maybe based on the
• 1:02:12
  editing, but they could be because they did such a good job on that
• 1:02:14
  one. When the kid gets hurt, the parents do a nice job of
• 1:02:19
  keeping it kind of quiet their excitement, but then they kind of get a
• 1:02:22
  little bit too loud, and those parents of the kid that got hurt could
• 1:02:25
  have been right there with Peter's awesome run. It's the soul Skaters versus X
• 1:02:30
  Blades and Valan Brink go head to head, heart to heart and hand to
• 1:02:34
  hand. Time out. You keep calling him soul Skaters, but now they're
• 1:02:37
  officially Team puppin SuDS. That's true, and Team puppin SuDS is a pretty
• 1:02:42
  solid team name. You can't order that shre So they did sell out.
• 1:02:45
  Then they completely sold out. Well, Brinks technically the sponsor because he got
• 1:02:50
  his advance from the nicest employer in human history. So then why is he
• 1:02:53
  promoting the sub scups like the peppescups. Maybe maybe he was like, hey,
• 1:03:00
  if you give us the if you give me the advance, Oh okay,
• 1:03:05
  then that makes sense. Thanks for filling in that time. During the
• 1:03:09
  race, there is a blind spot. Why, yeah, why they can't
• 1:03:15
  put a camera there? Yeah, and it was really unnecessary to the plot.
• 1:03:19
  There's no reason to have a blind spot because Val tries to hit him
• 1:03:22
  after the blind spot too. Oh that's funny. Yeah, So it was
• 1:03:25
  completely fucking useless. And think about they shut down a lot of the roads
• 1:03:30
  just for like five minutes, because at the beginning of the competition they said
• 1:03:34
  the top two teams will do a downhill race, so that means they closed
• 1:03:37
  that whole thing down for hours to wait. Who the top two teams were
• 1:03:40
  for like five minutes. I don't know. It's California. I've been to
• 1:03:44
  California many times, and the traffic there is really Did we get to the
• 1:03:46
  point where so Val cheated but then Brink also cheated and that was on camera.
• 1:03:53
  He went to the alleyway. Yeah, I don't want to step on
• 1:04:00
  you gonna say the where you're gonna mention the part where they were talking about
• 1:04:01
  how uh they get to the final stretch and it's all heart and then it's
• 1:04:05
  like, this is it. It did splint. This is a hard yea
• 1:04:25
  SAPs the ship a ship the finish so they shut down a lot of No.
• 1:04:34
  I don't know if I said that. I broke this when I was
• 1:04:36
  drunk. Oh, I figured that out a long time ago. And this
• 1:04:40
  is where mine goes when you get drunk. I like that. Brink wins
• 1:04:44
  the race and turns down the captain of turns down. The captain position of
• 1:04:47
  team explades we and with Brink holding the trophy and it fades to black.
• 1:04:54
  It's a cool trophy, first of all. Yeah, it's like four feet
• 1:04:57
  tall. Yeah, but no, you're right that that's so hard to or
• 1:05:00
  whatever. Yeah, they say when they're coming down the final stretch, Oh,
• 1:05:02
  it's just a dead sprint to the to the end. It's all about
• 1:05:04
  heart and who's gonna win. At that point they get spoiler alert, it's
• 1:05:08
  Brink. He's got all the heart. Supposedly that's his thing. And if
• 1:05:11
  that goes down to the end, why even have the rest of it.
• 1:05:14
  They should just have a dead sprint. Oh that kind of makes sense.
• 1:05:16
  They should have had Valves team win because I think that you learn more,
• 1:05:21
  right, don't you learn more from losing? That's true? Or I guess
• 1:05:25
  you learn more how to be a loser. Yeah, I don't know,
• 1:05:29
  maybe winning what matters. I think they wanted they needed to make val lose
• 1:05:32
  because he's a cheater. So I do have one more part, but I
• 1:05:35
  want to see everybody felt about this movie really quick after finishing the whole thing,
• 1:05:40
  the whole thing, whole thing, Ali hit it off. Yes,
• 1:05:46
  yeah, I mean it's weird that the there's no structure to what this competition
• 1:05:54
  is, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. Uh so
• 1:06:00
  even though there's like a camera dead spot, like there nobody has eyes and
• 1:06:03
  there's no judges on that spot, you know, Like that seems ridiculous.
• 1:06:09
  Yes, the whole is. And it's a really long part of the course,
• 1:06:13
  you know, so like there's somebody that's gonna be there to watch them
• 1:06:15
  compete. Uh and then if something bad happened, yeah, they're like they
• 1:06:20
  just like cut to the camerangle and then none of the kids show up,
• 1:06:24
  like get abducted. Or something like the and then and then bring like the
• 1:06:30
  flags are there. The flags are on the course for a reason, right,
• 1:06:33
  Like that's the course. That's the path of the course. You can't
• 1:06:38
  take a like a someone's back porch to make a shortcut, you know what
• 1:06:42
  I mean. Like so so I'm just irritated that there's no structure to any
• 1:06:49
  of this. Anyways, I don't know. This movie is not good.
• 1:06:56
  I don't I don't have anything good to say about it. I do wish
• 1:07:00
  that just Ben Stiller played Val and that that's just what we like legitimately,
• 1:07:05
  like like, make it at least fun. There's nothing really fun about rollerblading,
• 1:07:14
  and these kid actors suck, and you know what, like make it
• 1:07:17
  fucking corny and cheesy and over the top, like a lot of Disney stuff,
• 1:07:23
  and like, let's have some fun with these characters. And instead it's
• 1:07:27
  just like the most mediocre bland milk toast. I don't know, I just
• 1:07:32
  but like in their defense, again, like most of Americans are mediocre,
• 1:07:41
  lukewarm dish, So that's why they watch TV. Though, Jeff, you
• 1:07:45
  didn't watch TV. That's why they watched TV because their lives are like that.
• 1:07:50
  They don't want to watch shit that that just reminds them of their lives.
• 1:07:56
  No. See, I was talking to somebody earlier about this, like
• 1:07:58
  I don't watch porn because I feel inferior to the guys that I'm watching.
• 1:08:02
  I'm like, oh, I need to like really go to the gym,
• 1:08:04
  Like I don't want to do that if I'm watching more though, That's why
• 1:08:08
  I don't watch Pornat I came out, I'm not saying that that sounded me.
• 1:08:15
  I wasn't mean I just met find someone worse. I did not mean
• 1:08:24
  that so much. I mean I just find like the fattest porn you can
• 1:08:29
  find. Then you're gonna feel great about yourself, is what I meant.
• 1:08:30
  No, I told no and nothing wrong with big boys. But like I
• 1:08:33
  think I told my first time i'd ever try to stand up. I made
• 1:08:36
  a joke. I think about that, like I was feeling secure byself.
• 1:08:40
  Then I I walked in on Jeremy watching porn and he was watching it looked
• 1:08:44
  like too like Volkswagen Harry busses like slamming each other, and I felt I
• 1:08:48
  felt so like I was like I'm on brand. But yeah, so what
• 1:09:00
  all right? Ali? What so how many stars or points would you give
• 1:09:04
  this movie? Well, before you do our rating system, I do want
• 1:09:08
  to finish the movie. So but I didn't finish the movie. Ye,
• 1:09:10
  not yet. There's that one. Oh no, I thought, I thought,
• 1:09:13
  never mind. Okay, well I'll just go okay. So and so
• 1:09:15
  when Brink holds the trop well, okay, all right, I know you
• 1:09:18
  asked, and you asked everyone to give their thoughts on the film, but
• 1:09:21
  I have one more thing before a rating, So you just wanted my thoughts
• 1:09:25
  and no one else's everybody, but I feel weird. Okay, go,
• 1:09:29
  what's your thoughts on the movie? So? Growing up, I love this
• 1:09:32
  movie. It was really fun. I had no expectations about acting stuff watching
• 1:09:35
  it. As I got older, every single person in this movie makes me
• 1:09:39
  mad, even Gabby, even Gabby. Yeah, literally all of them,
• 1:09:44
  for one reason or another make me mad. It's just like no communication amongst
• 1:09:48
  friends about like I need to do this, I don't want to do it,
• 1:09:53
  but I need to do it. And I get that he got interrupted,
• 1:09:54
  but they had plenty of time to say it, and he still didn't,
• 1:09:56
  and then being like not understanding at all, and and then like fouls
• 1:10:00
  a bitch the parents are stupid. Oh, we'd rather you get a job
• 1:10:03
  where you make peanuts instead of bringing home almost a thousand bucks a month doing
• 1:10:08
  something that you love and that you're good, Like what the fuck? Like
• 1:10:11
  you could this kid could have fucking went to the Olympics with some real fucking
• 1:10:13
  support here, but or the X Games because I don't think they had Ruler.
• 1:10:16
  And then it ends with Dad just going back to the job where he
• 1:10:19
  got almost disabled anyway, Like what what message are they trying to send here,
• 1:10:25
  like you you should work at the worst job you can think of?
• 1:10:28
  Like at all time, and they were celebrating Dad going back to the job
• 1:10:31
  where he almost died, like great, cool, Well why did they even
• 1:10:34
  have that stuff? That adult? That was a very adult conversation, Like
• 1:10:38
  why did think that was part of the motivation for Brink to do it because
• 1:10:41
  they needed the money because he was worried they're gonna lose the house. And
• 1:10:44
  I feel that's what pissed me off. If you just tell your friends,
• 1:10:45
  hey, man, just you know, I need to do this, No,
• 1:10:48
  yeah, by fucking dad. Yeah. So that whole thing made me
• 1:10:53
  Matt. I mean I still love the movie obviously, and all you know,
• 1:10:56
  I didn't even think about that, but now I'm thinking about, like,
• 1:10:58
  yeah, if they're your friends, just telling like Haye. But then
• 1:11:00
  Gabby does say when they're having that heart to heart, she's like, we
• 1:11:02
  all need the money bring yeah, but not to the point to where like
• 1:11:05
  they need the money. Yeah, but he thought they were literally gonna lose
• 1:11:08
  their house. So it's a little bit, you know, but they could
• 1:11:11
  have approached it like we understand that you need the money, but you're also
• 1:11:14
  gonna go work for people that are making racist and sexist comments. To me,
• 1:11:19
  that's true, yeah, but that I'm not excusing that. No,
• 1:11:24
  Like I just don't. I don't understand why they couldn't communicate if they were
• 1:11:29
  as tight as no, I agree. I was rooting for Val the whole
• 1:11:31
  time until he got to like the racist shit and I was like, ah,
• 1:11:34
  man, like I was like to play Devil's advocate, like you know,
• 1:11:38
  Corela Deville, that's gonna be a nice coat. Yeah. Like so
• 1:11:44
  I but then what did the mom do that's upset you so much? She
• 1:11:47
  just like no communication with her kids at all. She made the dad do
• 1:11:51
  everything, Like yeah, I don't know. I was around my mom more
• 1:11:55
  than my dad. So I had a better relationship with her, and like,
• 1:11:57
  I feel like we could talk in the fact that like she just like
• 1:12:00
  go talk to him, like you can talk to him too. Yeah,
• 1:12:02
  and she wasn't. She didn't her her husband's hurt and going through a lot
• 1:12:06
  of struggles. She's obviously not working very hard, has no meetings, nothing,
• 1:12:14
  She's not stressed at all. She's like, where does she have to
• 1:12:16
  be? Then? If she's not showing houses and she's not, uh,
• 1:12:21
  so like where does she have to be? Like don't don't they just stay
• 1:12:25
  at home? She's so busy all the time in her in her her business
• 1:12:30
  suits. Maybe she is a stripper maybe, but like that actress and they
• 1:12:34
  wouldn't need the money that well, maybe she's not that. I thought the
• 1:12:38
  mom was really pretty, So I don't know. I was gonna say to
• 1:12:43
  continue. Uh. By the way, though, for some reason, this
• 1:12:45
  movie is making us all really high fe like screaming at each other. And
• 1:12:49
  I don't know why. I figured it out. No, no here,
• 1:12:55
  stay with me, mom working her dad. Oh, I was gonna say,
• 1:13:01
  this is not this is very little build up, so who cares now?
• 1:13:04
  But that actress got this role and was probably preparing and doing like backstory
• 1:13:09
  for her and she has nothing. She has nothing too like I feel good
• 1:13:13
  about not being in show business after seeing her career. I think in a
• 1:13:16
  few years I might move to California and just do it as a hobby.
• 1:13:20
  Did a job, but then just do background acting for a hobby. I
• 1:13:24
  think it'd be fun. So you're abandon your family, No, well there
• 1:13:28
  would be. My kids are old as shit, so they'll be done in
• 1:13:30
  high school in two years, three years roughly, and Kathy's gonna come.
• 1:13:33
  Oh no, yeah, California. Who's good with the wine? So Kathy
• 1:13:35
  likes that. And Kathy's a degree, will work anywhere in America. Sure,
• 1:13:41
  I love that. Andy. Will you look at the camera every time?
• 1:13:44
  I want to do a quick blink like background? Stop looking at the
• 1:13:46
  camera. Yeah. And this movie does one of my favorite things at the
• 1:13:50
  end of the movie. It's when they explained what happened to everybody. So
• 1:13:55
  this is what it said. Jordi went missing three weeks after they won the
• 1:13:58
  competition, and then it shows Peter Peter went to prison for Peter went to
• 1:14:03
  prison for a murder. He committed out a KFC and was the prime suspect
• 1:14:09
  in the disappearance of Jordi. Gabby grew up to become the first woman governor
• 1:14:13
  of California. Brink and Val got married and owned the top rollerblading shop in
• 1:14:17
  the state of California. They are top donors for Gabby's campaign. Val did
• 1:14:23
  Val brinked it. Oh, I'm glad it worked out. Then cool.
• 1:14:26
  The Black Power Ranger was murdered by Reader Repulsive and the Puddies. Oh no,
• 1:14:31
  god, damn it, that's so good. Nobody found that. Oh
• 1:14:36
  my gosh. I was so excited for that. That's the whole thing.
• 1:14:41
  The Black Power Ranger was murdered by. Do you know who Reader Repulsive is?
• 1:14:44
  Yeah, from Power Ranges. I think we're Theudies. I think we're
• 1:14:46
  hesitanting because the three of us are white people and like we're gon laugh at
• 1:14:51
  a black person getting murdered. Well no, but the person who murdered him
• 1:14:56
  was Asian, so it's fine, okay, cold fucking I was so excited
• 1:15:01
  for that of the Black Pirate. Everybody just a track, I will because
• 1:15:06
  I thought that was a great joke, or did it? They don't make
• 1:15:12
  me ones well anyway, So I think that movie for me personally, Uh,
• 1:15:16
  watching it as I'm older, it is super duper cheesy, but that's
• 1:15:19
  fine, you know, it just really it was a cheese moving back then
• 1:15:21
  it's the cheese movie now. I still think overall it's a simple, nice
• 1:15:26
  plot. You know, a kid gets in trouble, overcomes the issues,
• 1:15:30
  doesn't you know, and uh when succeeds. So I'm going to rate this
• 1:15:35
  on Disney Channel movies like I'm going to give this based on the Disney Channel
• 1:15:42
  all the other ones. I'm gonna give it a nine hundred out of a
• 1:15:45
  thousand thousand. Okay, that's pretty good and nine hundred spins. Yeah,
• 1:15:49
  I know I was because it's a trick you can do. Damn two and
• 1:15:54
  a half spins? What I like that? I like? Thank you?
• 1:16:00
  So are we all rating it on the skilled two thousands? We can't just
• 1:16:03
  like we're inclusive here, So dlo what do you rate it on? Uh?
• 1:16:10
  I wasn't ready. I wasn't anticipating this. No, no time they
• 1:16:14
  get it as a kid obviously ten out of ten. Now it's like a
• 1:16:17
  six and a half out of ten. I didn't, I don't. I
• 1:16:19
  don't not like it. If I was doing all of movies, it'd probably
• 1:16:25
  be like a five or six, but just based on Disney Channel movies.
• 1:16:29
  Disney Channel movie, it's one of the best Disney chan movies. I think
• 1:16:31
  it's a great Disney Channel movie. Ali hasn't seen any which fucking is just
• 1:16:34
  missed mind boggs. So this is the worst and the best. Yeah,
• 1:16:39
  you have to It's fantastic and terrible all at once, like nothing, the
• 1:16:44
  only one not screaming, so like the whole time, Ali's just sitting there
• 1:16:46
  while we're going. I want to see the process of you rating all movies,
• 1:16:56
  like how would you rate? I want to see the science find you
• 1:16:59
  rating movie? O reader, reader right now? Wonka the new one?
• 1:17:03
  Yeah, two, next one like People, it was it was today.
• 1:17:10
  I enjoyed it. But I don't what movies he doesn't think Willie Wonka the
• 1:17:13
  first one was a musical, you know, it's funny, two or three
• 1:17:15
  scrawls like I know these are gonna bring this up. So nobody, okay.
• 1:17:18
  So the new Wonka, they they never once made it seem like it's
• 1:17:23
  gonna be a musical. And if it's gonna be a musical, that's totally
• 1:17:25
  fine. Either show us that's gonna be a musical or don't have over twenty
• 1:17:30
  fucking songs in it? Well, that's what they're doing. And I was
• 1:17:32
  so ready to cry at the end, Like the new Mean Girls movie is
• 1:17:35
  a musical, but it wasn't advertising as a musical at all. Oh I
• 1:17:40
  did not like that's what they're doing. The marketing campaigns now is are not
• 1:17:43
  advertising them as musicals. And then people fucking show up and they're watching a
• 1:17:46
  musical. It's like I didn't sign up for the ship at all. Why
• 1:17:48
  even make it a musical? Then? Yeah, but then it would just
• 1:17:51
  be a remake. I did like the I do like the original Mean Girl.
• 1:17:56
  I don't think it's a big deal singing and songs because singing is like
• 1:18:00
  talking. But with music. You gotta watch Hamilton. I can't believe I
• 1:18:03
  watched Hamilton. That's one of my favorite. I have to what's it on?
• 1:18:08
  You have for one month? You have to cancel that ship, Hamblton.
• 1:18:12
  I think that well, I mean they have it on Disney. Plus
• 1:18:15
  it's movie esque, like it's recording a play. Yeah, it's just a
• 1:18:19
  what's a movie? Not that's not a movie, but what it's a movie?
• 1:18:23
  D lo not a Broadway video that was Yeah, okay, anyway,
• 1:18:30
  let's watch Hamilton sooner, j Wine watch Hamilton. Yeah, valid point.
• 1:18:34
  I want you to perform it. I could. My third most listened to
• 1:18:40
  song of last year was Hamilton for the opening song Jesus Christ. It's a
• 1:18:44
  great song. It's great. What's your reading a brink? I would read
• 1:18:47
  it on thanks you for bringing back on track. I would rate it on
• 1:18:54
  a scale of I don't know what I'm going to compare it to like,
• 1:18:58
  but like Andy said, against other Disney Channel movies, where does it rank?
• 1:19:00
  Oh, like all movies or cartoons. I think out of every movie
• 1:19:04
  with Russell Crowe would be a zero zero Russell Crowe zero. There lacking Russell
• 1:19:11
  Crowe have the worst fucking actor opinions. Wait, how do you continue to
• 1:19:18
  have the worst opinions about actors? Wait? What's my opinion on the Russell
• 1:19:21
  Crowe said, he's any movie he's in as a zero. No, I
• 1:19:26
  said, this would be a zero if I'm ranking this above all movies have
• 1:19:30
  Russell Crowe and I'm okay, So I thought you were about to shoot on
• 1:19:32
  Russell Crowe and I'm just like I was about to turn and be like I
• 1:19:38
  don't like though, I don't like Kevin Spacey, the little rapist. Okay,
• 1:19:42
  good actor, but he is a rapist. Yeah, but like Bill
• 1:19:45
  Cosby, like The Cosby Show. Anyways, whatever I would, I would
• 1:19:49
  rank it like a six out of ten on Disney Channel Original movies, because
• 1:19:54
  there's so many good ones. But I I get why this was so I
• 1:19:57
  feel like it was a popular movie. It had like the like the boy
• 1:20:00
  in it would be like in a teen bop movie magazine. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:03
  for sure, so would market that. Oh yeah, everybody was good.
• 1:20:06
  Look well not Peter Jordi. Yeah, well, vowel looks like he
• 1:20:11
  was okay, he had luscious lips. He looked like he smelt like a
• 1:20:14
  wet towel and I guess a sixteen year old boy. And his hair looked
• 1:20:21
  so fucking greasy the entire movie. Like there's parts where Brinks talking and his
• 1:20:26
  hair is not moving and his head's going up and down. Yeah, so
• 1:20:29
  I don't think it was. There are so many like iconic in my opinion,
• 1:20:31
  like Disney Channel original movies, So I think this would be like a
• 1:20:33
  six out of ten all movies of all time. It would be like I
• 1:20:38
  don't know, like a like a two out of ten, right, because
• 1:20:41
  like it goes down because there's so many movies. Yeah, no, I
• 1:20:44
  mean that makes sense. Yeah, Sophie's choice of what have you seen that
• 1:20:48
  movie? Oh, you might make a Sophie choice. No, I would
• 1:20:50
  have to choose Brink or one of Sophie's kids. Yeah on Brink. Yeah,
• 1:20:57
  what's your favorite Disney Channel original movie? Andy, this really close.
• 1:21:03
  Probably judged on me, and for some reason, I felt like, I
• 1:21:05
  really like the Alley Cat one, but I like, I can't like the
• 1:21:08
  Luck of the Irish a lot and that one. If you want Ali,
• 1:21:10
  you want some over the top nonsense and Luck of the Irish. One of
• 1:21:14
  the basketball plays, he saves the ball from going out of bounds and just
• 1:21:17
  smacks the ball and it just goes into his hoop for a three point game
• 1:21:20
  winner. Sounds like something just fucking nonsense and lizard would do he just gave
• 1:21:29
  away the ending. That's the middle. Wow. No, yeah, that's
• 1:21:34
  what I think. This is a fine, fine movie. I didn't like.
• 1:21:36
  I was watching Love Is Blind on my phone at the same time.
• 1:21:40
  Yeah, like love and Blind is Love is Blind is a good show.
• 1:21:44
  So ally, what about you two out of ten? I'm honestly surprised you
• 1:21:50
  went to two. I mean, what can you name a worst movie than
• 1:21:56
  this? Worst movies that? Like? What's one? Like? What's an
• 1:21:58
  example? Uh? I don't know. I have to get back to you.
• 1:22:04
  I can't think of one on the top of my head right now.
• 1:22:05
  That's cool, all right? So I think now we have some do do
• 1:22:10
  do you know? What? Do do? Do you know what quiz?
• 1:22:15
  I haven't done this in so long, we haven't done this forever. Yeah,
• 1:22:19
  I just he finish your sentence. Okay, I have three white cloth.
• 1:22:29
  I'm watching you pour it in there. It's nice. Okay, So
• 1:22:31
  these aren't relevant. They were relevant in my head at the time, but
• 1:22:35
  I don't know how they were. So anyways, so this is just a
• 1:22:39
  quiz and I'm gonna say the question and you all give the answer. But
• 1:22:43
  you can say, like your name if you want, I guess or whoever.
• 1:22:45
  Well, that'll be hard because Ali's zoom didn't Okay. Everyone can choose
• 1:22:49
  the the thing, and then I'll tell you which one's true. I'll do
• 1:22:54
  points, okay, Okay. Question one, the moon is how far away
• 1:22:59
  from Earth? Oh? Really quick? Do I get a specially an extra
• 1:23:02
  point? Why? Okay, check this out. So I know you love
• 1:23:06
  Noida grass Tyson, right, yeah, do you know how much the moon
• 1:23:10
  is far away? Well? No, but check this out because I hope
• 1:23:12
  you don't. So he I love Nilda gross Tyson because he breaks it down
• 1:23:15
  easily. So you know what an average globe is, right when you look
• 1:23:17
  at an average globe? Yeah, just a normal size like a basketball.
• 1:23:20
  Yeah, So the International Space Station is about one sixteenth of an inch away
• 1:23:27
  based on the just if you if you look at it globe, I'm looking
• 1:23:30
  at that ball right there, Yeah, if you look at that. Cool,
• 1:23:32
  the International Space Station is about one sixteenth of an inch away from Earth.
• 1:23:34
  That's not very far, not at all, right, but if you
• 1:23:36
  look if the moon is thirty feet away from that, that'd be like over
• 1:23:41
  here. So I should get a point for that. Do you know how
• 1:23:45
  far Mars is? Yeah? And he wants you to know I'm cracking off
• 1:23:48
  over here because every time you like are like come on, you grab your
• 1:23:50
  head, you move, the camera follows you, so like I'm just watching
• 1:23:54
  you like TV. Just get so like come on, okay, I'm gonna
• 1:23:56
  go I'm gonna get no. I get to tell you the numbers. We
• 1:24:00
  have to make it no, but you're do you guys know you got It's
• 1:24:02
  multiple choice if you want that, if you already get two points, because
• 1:24:06
  two points, I give you two points. But I can also take points
• 1:24:09
  away randomly throughout the quiz. Dam okay, So A five hundred and sixty
• 1:24:14
  seven thousand, eight hundred and this is difficult ninety thousand miles, B three
• 1:24:18
  hundred and twenty six thousand, nine hundred and sixty five thousand miles, C
• 1:24:24
  two hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles away or
• 1:24:29
  D prefer not to say B. I'm gonna say C, but I'm also
• 1:24:32
  gonna say aren't. The quiz is supposed to be kind of related to the
• 1:24:38
  movie. They were in my head at some point, or you might if
• 1:24:41
  you connect it later on, you will, Okay, okay, so cee
• 1:24:45
  Ali D? What number was C? Ali? I said D, which
• 1:24:50
  isn't number? So oh okay it was C. Damn it go me y
• 1:24:57
  nothing it matters, but it matters because I won. Just for that,
• 1:25:00
  I'm going to take away a point. I'm gonna give him two points.
• 1:25:04
  Now, so now he's at one point. So after one game and he's
• 1:25:10
  at two, Delo's at one, Ali's at zero, okay, two.
• 1:25:14
  How many species of frog slash toads are there? Over six thousand, over
• 1:25:17
  five thousand, over four thousand, or all the above, over all the
• 1:25:21
  above four thousand, technically six thousand on all of the above would be the
• 1:25:28
  same answer. Jeff, Hey, I'm taking away a points. You're a
• 1:25:33
  negative, you're at negative zero or you're at negative one, and he's at
• 1:25:38
  three, and then Delo's at one. Okay, you all know the last
• 1:25:43
  question gets you didn't even give us the answer, by the way, Yeah,
• 1:25:48
  get another point for you, right, yeah, Yeah, and your
• 1:25:53
  haircut looks really good to get really good, thank you for at that point
• 1:25:56
  of Andy. Okay four number three, show me your haircut I had happened
• 1:26:01
  earlier, Listener, he has, he went shorter in length. I'll do
• 1:26:06
  my hair and i'll send your picture. It's hard to see here. Yeah,
• 1:26:11
  he wants your image of his hair to look good. Yeah, no,
• 1:26:14
  listener, they I knew he had a hat on, and I knew
• 1:26:16
  that he got a haircut, and it looks really nice, and he went
• 1:26:18
  shorter on the sideburns in length, not length upwise, but length and wise.
• 1:26:23
  And the lady asked me, do you want it shorter? And I
• 1:26:25
  go yes, And I didn't know what that meant, but she went anyways,
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  what Jeff just said? Yeah, So backing up everything, he said,
• 1:26:32
  man's playing. Okay, number three, what is the first sense developed
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  in the womb a touch, B, smell, C taste or D hearing?
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  Hearing? Yeah? I would guessed hearing. Also, Allie, what
• 1:26:47
  were the options touch, smell, taste or hearing touch touch? Allie's right,
• 1:26:58
  damn it? Five points, So now you're at four. Yeah,
• 1:27:02
  anyways, okay, four? Which food was invented? Third? According to
• 1:27:06
  the World Wide Web is fucking messy? This third? Okay? Which food
• 1:27:18
  was invented? Third? Pizza? Milkshake? I guess I'm kind of milkshake
• 1:27:23
  as a food here, So see burger for spaghetti sghetty because I think China,
• 1:27:30
  the Chinese people invented that China made made Yeah, like the third discovered
• 1:27:43
  food of all time? Is that? Is that? What this is?
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  I think it's just of the options? Yeah, oh, of the option
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  yeah, the earliest I would go China invented noodles. Yeah, but no,
• 1:27:55
  what's the third? I'm a sick with spaghetti? Ali, okay,
• 1:28:00
  so name them again. Pizza, milkshake, burger, Spaghetti, which one
• 1:28:08
  was invented? Third? Third? Okay, So I would assume spaghetti and
• 1:28:12
  pizza were made first, and I'm pretty sure a burger was probably made before
• 1:28:16
  a milkshakes. I'm gonna go burger. That's exactly the logic I used.
• 1:28:19
  Huh. Okay, so you're locking into burger andy spaghetti for some reason.
• 1:28:26
  Yes, spaghetti. I don't think the Chinese invented the spaghetti invented noodles.
• 1:28:30
  The spaghetti. I'm pretty sure they didn't spaghett Anyways, it was burger.
• 1:28:36
  So pizza was eighteen eighty nine. Milkshake. Milkshake makes sense because Val gets
• 1:28:42
  a milkshake on him. Okay with nineteen twenty two question time, The movie
• 1:28:47
  Burger was nineteen hundred, so over one hundred year. That's crazy. Spaghetti
• 1:28:53
  was like, it just aid the fourth century and I got bored looking into
• 1:28:56
  it. So some fourth century was a long time ago. That's like year
• 1:29:00
  four d four hundred, the fourth century. Yeah, fourth century? Wait,
• 1:29:05
  what I know? It's always one year advance. No, yeah,
• 1:29:13
  somebody who's two is how old? We're in the twenty first century. But
• 1:29:15
  somebody who's to two thousands, somebody celebrated second birthday? How old are they
• 1:29:19
  two? All the nineteenth, one hundred or the twentieth century. I'm taking
• 1:29:28
  away three points or whatever. This is okay, so far, what are
• 1:29:31
  the what are the scores going into the last round? Ali? Five?
• 1:29:34
  Me forty D two forty forty that I'm also at to me and you're tied
• 1:29:42
  at to Alley's at five? It too Yeah, you got one, but
• 1:29:45
  then Jeff took it away and then gave you another one. Yeah, I
• 1:29:48
  gave it right back. That was kind of like, uh, okay,
• 1:29:51
  number five the fifth. This is the final round. This is worth sixteen
• 1:29:56
  thousand points. Okay, so this is make her break. Which of the
• 1:30:00
  following celebrities do I hate the most? Currently? A Michelle Trackenberg, B,
• 1:30:10
  Kate Winslet, CE, Lonna del Ray or four? Oh I guess
• 1:30:15
  d Helen Keller, But let me read the I'm gonna read the question one
• 1:30:20
  more time. Who is the celebrity that I hate the most right now?
• 1:30:25
  Currently? Yeah? Okay, you know, even though we just did the
• 1:30:29
  Titanic episode. I still think Leonardo Ray might be because we've been texting and
• 1:30:35
  for some reason, like I tell you hate Ray and they go why,
• 1:30:42
  and I'm like, he has his reasons. Well, she's she's a known
• 1:30:45
  loser and anyways, she is one so she's been nominated for a lot of
• 1:30:53
  Grammys. She's one zero, so her ratio is a lot worse than me
• 1:30:56
  at winning Grammys. Okay, so Andy's talking into Lona del Ray, not
• 1:31:01
  Ria Ali. Who do I hate the most right now? Winslett, Lona
• 1:31:06
  del Ray, Michelle Trackenberger, Helen Keller, like that to celebrate National Women's
• 1:31:13
  Day. Let me ask this question. I'm an asshole? Okay, who
• 1:31:17
  do I hate the most? Right now? Like? Which celebrity do I
• 1:31:19
  hate the most? I love that Helen Keller is a celebrity in this.
• 1:31:25
  I mean we all do you know who? Yeah? Okay, so that's
• 1:31:28
  the definition. It's okay for Jeff to make fun of Helen Color because they
• 1:31:31
  have the same last name. Yeah, and I'm blind to death? Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Okay, Allie, you're onto something, You're onto it, You're okay,
• 1:31:39
  great. I would definitely be on a trivia game with you. Okay,
• 1:31:43
  Yeah, I'm gonna switch mine to Helen. Hell you can't switch.
• 1:31:45
  Well, you didn't take Helen, you too have lost five points for this.
• 1:31:49
  Damn it. Okay matters. I'm gonna stick with Michelle Trackenberg because the
• 1:31:55
  hatred's the longest and will always be there. Yeah, she got me banned
• 1:31:58
  from Instagram for a week that you. So we have a winner. This
• 1:32:09
  person I did not think was gonna win this round. The winner is Ali.
• 1:32:15
  Damn it, congrats Ali. Here's why Michelle Strackenberg is always gonna I'm
• 1:32:18
  always gonna have hate for her. Lna tel Rays and nobody, Helen Keller
• 1:32:24
  a phony. But the only one of these three of four that is actually
• 1:32:29
  a celebrity is Kate Winslet Michelle Trackenberg. And that's why Ali is so perfect
• 1:32:33
  with game shows and like I'm assuming like mouse trap or whatever, but like,
• 1:32:39
  uh, Kate wins is a celebrity. Lnajel Ray is not a celebrity.
• 1:32:42
  She's a nobody. She's going nowhere, miche and Bert. Michelle Trackenberg
• 1:32:45
  created false She created a news story. She posted pictures of herself on Instagram
• 1:32:50
  looking like a dump truck and got a lot of like she triggered people and
• 1:32:56
  then she got trending on BuzzFeed. But she's a she's a show killer.
• 1:33:00
  She ruined Buffy, she ruined Weeds. We was not good, but she
• 1:33:03
  ruined uh, gossip Girl. She's she's a loser. But anyways, Yeah,
• 1:33:10
  the only one that's uh, the only one that's uh, that's a
• 1:33:12
  celebrity is Kate Wins. That's Alley one. Damn it, God, it's
• 1:33:15
  a good loophole. Well, good job, Ali, Do I accept it?
• 1:33:20
  No? Will I be storming the Capitol soon? I'll be storming Jeff's
• 1:33:25
  house soon with my proud voice. I like that. Okay, Okay,
• 1:33:30
  hold on really quick, really quick. Are you just saying, Kate winslet
• 1:33:34
  to get at me because I've called you out for this? Okay? I
• 1:33:43
  know that, you know that my you know that my arch nemesis like the
• 1:33:46
  Batman, Like I'm Batman, but my joker is always Michelle Trackenberg Like that's
• 1:33:49
  always gonna was going to be it. I'm of course I'm Batman, right,
• 1:33:58
  I myself as just this goo go do it? What was that?
• 1:34:02
  Okay? Back to you, Andy, So thank you so much for checking
• 1:34:09
  up break with us. It's a lot of fun. Remember, go blade
• 1:34:12
  today, if you have a your have a if you have go blading today,
• 1:34:17
  if you have the opportunity. I guess I don't know. But before
• 1:34:20
  we leave, does anybody have anything in the parole? Ali? What about
• 1:34:24
  you? Uh? Yeah? Go find me on stuff at Ali J's Gay
• 1:34:30
  Search, Ali j Ward Comedy. I don't know. I'm fucking killing it.
• 1:34:33
  So just like keep up. If you're in the Pacific Northwest, you
• 1:34:40
  can see Ali what twice a week doing stand up. Now it's fucking awesome.
• 1:34:44
  You're killing it. Yeah, yeah, I guess it's a lot.
• 1:34:47
  You have a lot of shows. Stay friends with us even when you become
• 1:34:49
  famous, like put me in a movie like Adam Sandler does with all of
• 1:34:53
  his friends. Remember, I'll be a background actors soon. Soon. Ask
• 1:34:58
  for a bigger role than that. Well, I want to start small and
• 1:35:00
  make my way up. I want the craft services. I don't know anyways,
• 1:35:03
  Okay, I would like to. I got My dog has an Instagram
• 1:35:10
  Gus Gus underscore the dog thing. You can just look at pictures of my
• 1:35:12
  dog doing nothing, and but yet people still follow him and I don't even
• 1:35:15
  know most of them. Like that's ridiculous. That's a fucking dog. He's
• 1:35:17
  a cute dog though, No, I think the Isaac makes super cute Andy.
• 1:35:24
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• 1:35:39
  I'm Andy. Make sure you check out Averagers season one just got done me
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  Ali and de La ron It's a lot of fun. Jeff hopefully season until
• 1:35:45
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  The Good movie you should see it? Is that the movie you just
• 1:36:47
  said Ali was it called The Boys next Door? No Boys to the Side.
• 1:36:50
  Oh, I was like they made a movie with the same name twice.
• 1:36:55
  That's fucking crazy. Nathan Lane's in a movie called Jeffrey Nathan le Can
• 1:37:00
  we stop talking if you're about to talk about Nathan Lane, jeff I'm gonna
• 1:37:02
  freak every podcast episode wever recorded, Hero, Patrick Stewart, your old boy
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  Patrick Stewart. Yeah,