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Anthony Bourdain Doc · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: See, there's workarounds to anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: We got a text on, you know, what if you went to the bank to uh do your weigh-in for your you know withdrawal of the inheritance, some of the money, like I need a couple grand.
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  SPEAKER_02: I gotta gotta have some walking around money.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you're supposed to be at 140 pounds, and all of a sudden it's like 140.5 or 141, I'd be so pissed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like if it was 10 over, I'd be like, all right, I gotta crash diet.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta get it together.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I gotta crash diet.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, that's not healthy.
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  SPEAKER_02: They they go, I would just be stripping off some clothes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, you gotta work around there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just take that all off and you can stand there in your skivvies, and we'll give you your cash.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, Allie, I wanna I wanna give you a piece of advice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Be careful what you ask for.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you know, I know you've been giving me a lot of advice lately, and I don't I'm not really asking for it if I'm being honest.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, well, that's okay because I feel you still need it, and somebody's gotta guide you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because on our podcast, I was listening to our new podcast, and you're like, Well, let me give you this advice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, let me give you this advice.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I didn't ask for advice.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just need it sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like your mom coming around and going, you know, you should uh you should do this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, because I really love my life right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh well, and and I know you like to do certain things to both prod uh your significant other, you know, in a cutesy way.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, you like to give him a little, you know, sort of see how this is.
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  SPEAKER_02: We love joke.
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  SPEAKER_02: With my shoulder going up and down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Look at this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, party shoulders.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but the party shoulders here.
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  SPEAKER_02: So just maybe avoid this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what it means to come home to a woman who gives you so much love and affection?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: It means I'm in a long house.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, he's too wussy to do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: But God, that would be great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, he's not.
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  SPEAKER_01: He well, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe Zach is a little too wussy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he wouldn't give you that answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, I have even better audio.
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  SPEAKER_01: So there is a biopic of Anthony Bourdain coming out, and a lot of people are impersonating Anthony Bourdain on TikTok.
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  SPEAKER_02: And he's got a very specific delivery.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and this guy has done it with Pizza Hut.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's giving a Pizza Hut review.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, let me have it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Reboot of the Red Roofed Rendezvous.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pizza Hut.
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  SPEAKER_01: First of all, Red Roof Rendezvous.
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  SPEAKER_01: I already love it.
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  SPEAKER_03: He is dead nuts on an old friend putting on its old face to remind us of simpler times when apps meant appetizers, the cloud meant weather, and everyone didn't have a podcast.
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  SPEAKER_03: Back when no one outpizza the hut.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here at one of the Pizza Hut Classics, it's always Throwback Thursday.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rebuilt not to look new, but to look remembered.
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  SPEAKER_03: Basically, 1994 reheated.
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  SPEAKER_03: You can almost smell the smoking section in cool water cologne.
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  SPEAKER_03: The kind of place that makes you say, Have I been here before?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm having deja food.
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  SPEAKER_03: We begin with the salad bar, a terrarium of waterlogged iceberg lettuce and bland accoutrements.
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  SPEAKER_03: Top it off.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I loved it so much though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, this will this will be my last line that I'll give you here in a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: With French, Italian, or Thousand Island, exotic flavors from around the globe, all made in a windowless factory in Ohio.
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  SPEAKER_03: And shielding this Garden of Eton is a sneeze guard so useless it could only pass safety standards in a Wuhan lab.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, that's a great impression.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
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  SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this isn't even the guy that plays him.
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  SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait to see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, let me look that up.
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  SPEAKER_01: When is that coming out?
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  SPEAKER_01: I just saw an ad for it on my algorithm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Bio.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I never was into the point where parts where he would like go eat like, you know, a scorpion's butthole uh in China.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then sometimes he would eat like normal things or be and I'm like, oh my god, that's so cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: It already got released.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, did it?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's released August 7th, 2026, and it's called Tony.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, you can get it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where can you get this?
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know where you can get this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna have to give me a minute to see where I can find it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm interested now.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, do a little bit of research.