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Hour 1 - Just a Name · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 2: Welcome, It's our number or on our one of the
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Speaker 2: What a great day to listen to this show and
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Speaker 2: get a sampling of what it's all about. Here in
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Speaker 2: hour one, we start with a Mallard monologue. How do
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Speaker 2: you evaluate President Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and Indians'
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Speaker 2: names to return to pro sports? Also, what are the
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Speaker 2: chances that the commanders and Guardians do the old switcheroo?
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Speaker 2: We have a mini Mallard monologue. Also, the Malard Palooza
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty five begins. We have celebrity acts from Milkman,
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Speaker 2: in our number one, settle in It's our one of
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Speaker 3: It is just a name? Or is it just a name?
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Speaker 2: This night different than all other nights on the show.
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Speaker 2: It's the biggest night in overnight sports radio this summer.
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Speaker 2: It's the Mallard Palooza. So that means that we're still
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Speaker 2: doing the the Malard monologues because they put that up
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Speaker 3: Do the monologues. I'll do the Malar monologues. They're gonna
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Speaker 3: be short. We have a lot of acts.
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Speaker 2: We promoted the hell out of the Mallard Palooza and
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Speaker 2: we've we've got a great turnout of people, a variety
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Speaker 2: of shows, different performers that will entertain us. We will
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Speaker 2: introduce the Malapalooza. We will get the party started following
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Speaker 2: the Mallard monologue. Just give heads up, that's gonna be
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Speaker 2: a different night. You also will have a voice in this. Now,
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Speaker 2: we will review the acts and really the goal here
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Speaker 2: and we'll explain it as we go through the Malard Balser.
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Speaker 2: But the goal is to get in the top four
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Speaker 2: because we will have our winner based on the judges
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Speaker 2: here and me and Lorraina Coop and our surprise mystery judge.
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Speaker 2: We will all vote, and then in addition, we will
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Speaker 2: have the voice of the people that will be you.
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Speaker 2: And so the top four acts as the turn by us,
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Speaker 3: So those are some of.
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Speaker 2: The guidelines to get you set. But we begin with
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Speaker 2: the Mallard monologue and our lead this hour from the
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Speaker 2: name Game from the Name of So over the weekend,
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Speaker 2: just a random sleepy July weekend, the President decided to
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Speaker 2: spice things up a little bit here and enter the
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Speaker 2: sporting world. And I don't know if you watching and
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Speaker 2: paying attention, maybe not got some headlines people freaking out here.
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Speaker 2: So President Donald Trump, if you saw this, he is
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Speaker 2: threatening to hold up a new stadium which is in
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Speaker 2: the works for the NFL's Washington franchise, the team in Washington.
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Speaker 2: The President sending out some comments on social media if
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Speaker 2: they do not restore the old name. Hail to the Redskins,
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Speaker 2: Hail to Victor Rey now. President Trump also said over
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Speaker 2: the weekend that he wants the Cleveland baseball team to
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Speaker 2: change his name back as well, to revert to the
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Speaker 2: former name the Indians, which I know will make Dick
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Speaker 2: and Dayton very happy if they do do that. He
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Speaker 2: still calls him that he said the president. There is
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Speaker 2: a big clamoring for this as well, so and of
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Speaker 2: course people freaked out, like the sports media. Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: All right, so let us discuss the question, how do
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Speaker 2: you evaluate President Donald Trump calling on the Redskins and
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Speaker 2: Indians nicknames you return to pro sports? So on this one,
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Speaker 2: I've got Tsunami and Mendoza line and that's it, all right.
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Speaker 3: So a I get a kick out of the media meltdown.
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Speaker 2: So I'm perusing the commentary and people are losing their
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Speaker 2: fricking minds, right, some of the sports media people.
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Speaker 3: Some of these people, I know, they're losing their minds, right.
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Speaker 3: They're clutching their pearls.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like it's like they need one
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Speaker 2: of those old school Victorian fainting couches.
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Speaker 3: They're so emotional by this.
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Speaker 2: And here's why, all right, because when you break it
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Speaker 2: down unscientifically, right, when you break it down, and if
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Speaker 2: you're actually honest about the.
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Speaker 3: Story, it was political.
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Speaker 2: The reason those team names change was the political climate
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Speaker 2: in America. The teams bowed down to the politics at
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Speaker 2: the time they changed their names, names that had been
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Speaker 2: around for a very long time. And now it's political again. Right,
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Speaker 2: it's different politics, but it's political again. President Trump daring
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Speaker 2: suggesting to people it's changing the names back now. Now,
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Speaker 2: Trump is he's tapping into something here, the president that
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Speaker 2: there's a.
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Speaker 3: Lot of people that agree with him, a lot of it.
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Speaker 2: In fact, I've talked about is I have some boots
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Speaker 2: on the ground in the Washington, DC area who've informed
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Speaker 2: me the Redskins or the Commanders have done market research
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Speaker 2: for years since they changed.
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Speaker 3: The name, and they've asked, like, what name do you want?
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Speaker 3: What name you know?
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Speaker 2: And overwhelmingly the people that actually buy tickets, the actual customers,
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Speaker 2: have said Redskins, that's the name they want back. And
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Speaker 2: so that you know, people don't bring that up, that's
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Speaker 2: what they want. And so they're like, hey, listen, the
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Speaker 2: people that follow the team that actually pay for the
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Speaker 2: tickets and buy the merchandise that's all overpriced, they're like, hey,
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Speaker 2: we like this.
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Speaker 3: We don't want to scrub this, we like this. This
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Speaker 3: is the name. And in the.
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Speaker 2: Years and I understand we were in a period in
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Speaker 2: like twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, like there was this
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Speaker 2: weird period here in America.
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Speaker 3: Where we were rewriting history. Right.
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Speaker 2: There were you know, knocking down statues. It got rid
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Speaker 2: of the Redskins name, and the Indians name got swallowed
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Speaker 2: up by the tsunami that was taking place in America.
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Speaker 2: You had owners of heritage franchises, right. American institutions were
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Speaker 2: told like these these are community trusts. These professional sports
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Speaker 2: teams who were bending down gen inflecting faster than referee
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Speaker 2: trun to put the ball down for Tom Brady back
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Speaker 2: in the day when he was playing for the Patriots.
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Speaker 2: And so it was not because the fans the customers
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Speaker 2: demanded that these names go away.
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Speaker 3: That was not it at all. In fact, it was
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Speaker 3: the opposite of that.
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Speaker 2: It was because of some social media mob that was
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Speaker 2: out there that needed fresh meat, and they're like, all right,
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Speaker 2: they just eat everything up. And these these professional sports
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Speaker 2: leagues bowed down to that. But keep in mind there
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Speaker 2: were people that had backbone in sports that didn't do that.
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Speaker 2: The Atlanta Braves, major League Baseball wanted the Braves to
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Speaker 2: change their nickname because of the political climate.
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Speaker 3: The Atlanta Braves still exists.
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Speaker 2: If it was up to the mob, the Atlanta Brains
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Speaker 2: would have gone away.
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Speaker 3: You can go down the.
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Speaker 2: Hockey team in Chicago, the Blackhawks. There are people there
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Speaker 2: that I should change the name in college, the Florida
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Speaker 2: State Seminoles. There was a push you gotta get rid
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Speaker 2: of the Seminals. I don't care if the Indian group supported.
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Speaker 2: You got to get rid of it. You know, some
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Speaker 2: liberal white people don't like it.
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Speaker 3: You gotta get rid of it.
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Speaker 2: So listen that the names are alive. Those names are
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Speaker 2: alive today because they had owners that had a backbone.
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Speaker 2: The Washington Redskins, Cleveland Indians did not have owners that
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Speaker 2: have backbone. So now the president's calling out. Now the
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Speaker 2: other part of that, like, if you were to say
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Speaker 2: page two, what are the chances, what are the chances
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Speaker 2: that the commanders in the NFL and the guardians in
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Speaker 2: Major League Baseball were to actually do the old switch
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Speaker 2: or rou and go back to the old name. I
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Speaker 2: just go back to the old name. It's not great.
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna sit here and tell you it's great.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it is great because they know, these
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Speaker 2: teams know It's just they got to hold their ground
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Speaker 2: because Trump's only gonna be president for a few more
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Speaker 2: years and then somebody else will be in the White House,
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Speaker 2: so they just have to ride the wave here. But
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Speaker 2: it's not zero, Okay, it's not zero. The reason it's
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Speaker 2: not zero the Washington Commanders, what a dumb name, and
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Speaker 2: the Cleveland Guardians an equally dumb name. The current names.
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Speaker 2: They've had those names since twenty twenty two, so here
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Speaker 2: we are in the summer of twenty twenty five. Both
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Speaker 2: have said they don't plan to change their name. Of course,
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Speaker 2: spoiler alert spoiler. Both of them said for years they
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Speaker 2: were not going to change the name Indians and Redskins,
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Speaker 2: so who cares what they say. They never said they
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Speaker 2: were gonna change the names in the first place. They did,
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Speaker 2: but they said they weren't, and they finally, you know,
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Speaker 2: they broke down and changed the name. But I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: set the malarods on this at plus four hundred. I'm
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Speaker 2: gonna set the malarods on this at plus four hundred.
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Speaker 2: That is a two hundred hitter. That is the Mendoza line.
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Speaker 2: That is the Mendoza line in baseball. Baseball player Mario Mendoza.
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Speaker 3: So two hundred.
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Speaker 2: Batting average and if you look at the two hunderd
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Speaker 2: batting average, that sucks, right, that's terrible. That is the
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Speaker 2: threshold for offensive futility ALLO on modern baseball. That's acceptable.
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Speaker 2: In the old days it wasn't. But the name, if
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Speaker 2: you go from the Redskins and the Guardians, this is
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Speaker 2: like the symbol of the outrage era that we were in, right,
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Speaker 2: This is like they changed to these names the Great
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Speaker 2: Purge of sports mascots, which they took those down. And
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Speaker 2: also a bunch of high school teams had to change
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Speaker 2: their name and all this stuff, and some colleges. But
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Speaker 2: to replace the Commanders and the Guardians, those names, those
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Speaker 2: replacement names right there terrible, they suck.
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Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many.
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Speaker 2: It's like the bureaucrats got together and it's like some
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Speaker 2: kind of dystopian sci fi thing.
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Speaker 3: They got together.
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Speaker 2: We've got to get a committee together, because everyone they
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Speaker 2: needs a committee. We've got to have branding, and how
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Speaker 2: can we come up with a name. We'll get a
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Speaker 2: committee together and let's have some meetings. We'll do some
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Speaker 2: zoom meetings. So it was twenty twenty and it's like
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Speaker 2: the mascots were put together by the Department of the Bland.
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Speaker 2: How can it be the most bland possible nickname? And
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Speaker 2: the Bland, I mean, he's so stupid, right, And so
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Speaker 2: they came up with Guardians, and they came up with
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Speaker 2: the Commanders, and they were selected. I am convinced. I
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Speaker 2: was not in the room, but I am convinced. Nonetheless,
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Speaker 2: if those nicknames were selected for one reason, and one
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Speaker 2: reason only, to offend no one, right, their goal, well,
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Speaker 2: we do not want to We're gonna name the Cleveland
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Speaker 2: baseball team after a bridge. They named it after a
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Speaker 2: bridge and the commanders. It sounds like some ripoff Gi
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Speaker 2: Joe character or something like that. So, in the process
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Speaker 2: of trying not to offend anyone, which was the goal,
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Speaker 2: they have manaers to offend everyone. Right, Everyone's like, this
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Speaker 2: is so stupid. It's lifeless. There's no energy, there's no passion.
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Speaker 2: And the logos they came up with, I think I
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Speaker 2: could come up with that. If you gave me AI,
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Speaker 2: I get you chat, GPT or whatever, I could come
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Speaker 2: up with a logo like that. They're minimalist there, forgettable logos.
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Speaker 2: Uh there, Why would anyone buy merchandise.
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Speaker 3: For these teams. I mean that's the logos are just blah.
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Speaker 2: You can you can create a better logo on your
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Speaker 2: phone than a professional sports team. Why would you buy
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Speaker 2: that logo? Like, it makes no sense. They're sanitized their
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Speaker 2: shrink wrap. It's just they just blow.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 2: And it was like some kind of diversity inclusion marketing
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Speaker 2: division came up with it.
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Speaker 3: It is terrible. They're horrible. Uh.
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Speaker 2: And it's uh, They've got about as much edge as
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Speaker 2: a cracker, you know, like a gluten freak cracker.
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Speaker 3: It's it's nothing. There's just blah blah blah blah blah.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 2: And then to compound the issue, right, you compound the issue,
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Speaker 2: you get rid of names that had a legacy, that
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Speaker 2: had a following, that had tradition all stuff, and the
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Speaker 2: the new name and you combine the name and the
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Speaker 2: logo and it's like plain oatmeal is what it is.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: but you're your new customer, so thank you glad that
17:48
Speaker 2: you have stopped by here, and we advise you to
17:51
Speaker 2: buckle up. And it's a variety show, very chaotic, the
17:56
Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza. It's got the charm of a raccoon, very charming,
18:02
Speaker 2: maybe like a tuxedo wearing raccoon, you know, formal raccoon exactly.
18:08
Speaker 2: We've got singing check right. We've got comedy, well depends
18:12
Speaker 2: what you think is funny. We've got that. We've got
18:14
Speaker 2: animal acts, we've got poetry.
18:17
Speaker 3: We have a little bit of everything. I don't even
18:19
Speaker 3: know all the ss.
18:20
Speaker 2: I have a rough idea what's coming up, but I
18:22
Speaker 2: don't even know. We have legends form Malard Palooza's past.
18:26
Speaker 2: Like Kathy and Madison, I know she's back the hey
18:30
Speaker 2: Mona she is. She has submitted an act for this
18:36
Speaker 2: year's Mallapullusa. Will she become the breakout star?
18:39
Speaker 3: Who knows?
18:40
Speaker 5: So?
18:40
Speaker 2: Again, the malaplusa is it's a talent show with a
18:45
Speaker 2: blatant disregard to the talent part of it. The key
18:49
Speaker 2: part is the show part. And that's what it's about,
18:52
Speaker 2: right people. We have marked the full name guy, he's
18:54
Speaker 2: signed up, he's got his harmonica. I'm sure somebody will
18:57
Speaker 2: bring a kazoo in here and do that. Who knows.
19:00
Speaker 2: So we're here for you and every act will be judged.
19:04
Speaker 2: Every act will be judged because it's a show and
19:07
Speaker 2: we have the now what we want from the judges,
19:11
Speaker 2: the sacred mountain of judging here we've got, obviously equality,
19:17
Speaker 2: We do want quality, want entertainment. And what I think
19:20
Speaker 2: is the most important is the razzle dazzle. You got
19:23
Speaker 2: to bring the razzle dazzle right And then the judges
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Speaker 2: that are involved in this, now me be me Ben
19:30
Speaker 2: High your favorite gas bag, unless it's not so that
19:34
Speaker 2: would be me. We've got Kooper Loop, a returning judge
19:36
Speaker 2: here Lorena as well, representing the hell and representing the people.
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Speaker 2: A classically trained pianist known professionally by the way as
19:47
Speaker 2: inco war You can find him at inco Warrior dot com.
19:49
Speaker 2: I don't know if he wants us to give that out.
19:50
Speaker 3: We just did. Oops.
19:52
Speaker 2: Performed throughout the United States at famous concert halls, also
19:56
Speaker 2: around the world in place like France, Germany, the Netherlands, Bulgaria,
20:00
Speaker 2: I don't know where that is, Russia, Taiwan, Japan. Of
20:03
Speaker 2: course his peru is homeland there and uh, just legendarybody.
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Speaker 3: This guy legit, this is legit.
20:09
Speaker 2: He's performed at the Great Hall of Moscow Conservatory, the
20:13
Speaker 2: Philharmonic Hall in Saint Petersburg, Russia. And now he's on
20:17
Speaker 2: the Malor Paluza. He's returning Inca Terror. Hello, inca terror.
20:25
Speaker 4: Then I do have to say one thing though. I
20:28
Speaker 4: just checked and it looks like the San Diego State
20:31
Speaker 4: AZTECS still exists.
20:33
Speaker 3: Oh that's true, they do, they do. They do still exist.
20:36
Speaker 3: See that's good. Tying into the he's tying into the
20:39
Speaker 3: Mala Monola InKo terror.
20:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm going to remain offended until
20:45
Speaker 4: there's A College INCA team.
20:48
Speaker 3: You should well you of course you're the INCA Terror
20:50
Speaker 3: INCA Warriors.
20:51
Speaker 4: I'm rooting for the saddleback Incas.
20:54
Speaker 2: Said back they got woke, they changed they were called
20:56
Speaker 2: the Gauchos. When I went there they changed their name
20:59
Speaker 2: to like the Bobcat or something like that.
21:02
Speaker 3: It was a gut show.
21:03
Speaker 2: I mean, like, anyway, well, you're here, INCA and what
21:06
Speaker 2: gigs have you done recently?
21:07
Speaker 3: We have not spoken a long time. You were in here.
21:09
Speaker 3: Was very nice to meet you.
21:10
Speaker 2: You came by, said hello, and hopefully when you travel here,
21:13
Speaker 2: I do want to see you perform at some point
21:15
Speaker 2: here when you're out and the wife is actually hanging
21:18
Speaker 2: out monitoring everything, and we'd love to see your perform
21:21
Speaker 2: when you're back in California.
21:22
Speaker 3: So you gotta let us know, give us heads on it.
21:24
Speaker 4: I definitely will, and I think I actually will be
21:27
Speaker 4: in LA in the next year or two, so looking
21:31
Speaker 4: forward to that. Yeah, I'm adding a Korea and Hong
21:37
Speaker 4: Kong thiss fall to the list of countries.
21:40
Speaker 2: So nice, all right, and you've you've performed all over
21:43
Speaker 2: the place we know, and you're very town. This guy's
21:46
Speaker 2: amazing the ability that he has on a piano and
21:50
Speaker 2: so great, and we will be judging on a scale
21:53
Speaker 2: of one to ten as we normally do now ten
21:55
Speaker 2: would be the pinnacle.
21:56
Speaker 3: Ten would be amazed.
21:58
Speaker 2: So people have good tars and different instruments and all
22:01
Speaker 2: that stuff. If they're able to play it, that would
22:03
Speaker 2: be good. And so really the key part where the
22:06
Speaker 2: rubber meets the road is the razzle dazzle, the ras
22:09
Speaker 2: mataz as we.
22:10
Speaker 3: Like to call it.
22:11
Speaker 2: There and a lot of razzle turns to frazzle, which
22:14
Speaker 2: is a problem, right, Anko, that's a problems.
22:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious.
22:19
Speaker 3: And I want you to know that.
22:20
Speaker 2: We might not take this seriously, but I got email
22:23
Speaker 2: from people who were still upset about something Inca Terra
22:27
Speaker 2: said years ago about them and he's still better Anca
22:30
Speaker 2: about something you said about their act. So people remember,
22:33
Speaker 2: they remember what we say, and so these people are
22:36
Speaker 2: prepared and all that stuff. So we're very excited that
22:40
Speaker 2: the night is young, the circus is here. It's the
22:42
Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza. And who's in the leadoff chair? So we're
22:45
Speaker 2: now cool? Which direction should we go on? This is
22:47
Speaker 2: the Milkman, our leadoff guy? Are we started with the
22:50
Speaker 2: milk manchon. We have an at large bit we had
22:52
Speaker 2: to have. We have some at large add ons that
22:54
Speaker 2: called up at the last minute that want to be
22:56
Speaker 2: part of this.
22:58
Speaker 3: All right, well, actually we have an open well to
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Speaker 3: play the open. Here we go. We have imaging professionally
23:02
Speaker 3: done imaging.
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Speaker 8: Shine.
23:05
Speaker 3: What I do is say, yeah, you know what I mean, like.
23:12
Speaker 5: Show us what you got there. This is malar Paloosa
23:17
Speaker 5: and now here's your host, Ben Mallock.
23:20
Speaker 2: All we're off to the races with the Malapalooza. Now
23:25
Speaker 2: we did get a tune sent in. Now this is
23:28
Speaker 2: not for the judges to consider, but I just want
23:30
Speaker 2: to give you a taste of what's out there. And
23:33
Speaker 2: Mallard prop guy, who I thought he was going to
23:36
Speaker 2: be here tonight, but I guess we couldn't get him in.
23:37
Speaker 2: But malaprop guy a big fan of the show, big
23:40
Speaker 2: supporter of the show. He sat in last year. I
23:43
Speaker 2: believe he was the seat filler last year for the malapus.
23:46
Speaker 2: I'm a very big fan of what we do here
23:47
Speaker 2: and we love his contribution on a nightly basis. And
23:50
Speaker 2: he he put a little diddy you know, he's actually
23:53
Speaker 2: like a real musician and he put a little song together.
23:55
Speaker 2: Let's play a little bit of it, and it's really
23:58
Speaker 2: really good. I think there's a lot of eye in it,
24:00
Speaker 2: but it's really I admitted it. But listen, this is
24:02
Speaker 2: pretty good. Now A prop guy set to.
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Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm trying to talk into the not
24:18
Speaker 3: sheve over the post. It's a big leading it's I
24:21
Speaker 3: can talk here. We got everybody. Buckle up, buckle up,
24:27
Speaker 3: a show, talent show, malocal loser. Time to go on
24:33
Speaker 3: the bed.
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Speaker 9: Show unless it's not smart, socking, pretty song that jokes
24:43
Speaker 9: that go on and work weird fashion to show.
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Speaker 2: All right, well taste and that is not for judging.
25:04
Speaker 2: That was just sitting by Mallard prop guy. He wanted
25:06
Speaker 2: us to hear that and promote the Malard palooza. So
25:10
Speaker 2: thank you and you are ten I look at that.
25:13
Speaker 2: My wife says, ten on that that's no.
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Speaker 3: That isn't AI. That doesn't count right, we're not counting AI.
25:19
Speaker 10: I feel like there should be an AI category no.
25:21
Speaker 3: Because then we're gonna encourage A. I don't want to
25:23
Speaker 3: encourage you. I want us.
25:24
Speaker 2: This is the whole point of the bit, is that
25:27
Speaker 2: some you know, some dude sitting on a farm in Iowa.
25:30
Speaker 10: With his own two hands.
25:32
Speaker 2: Exactly. That's what I want. Anybody could do AI. Who
25:35
Speaker 2: cares about AI? I want to hear humans, just like
25:38
Speaker 2: all you idiots that want robot ai umpires. I want humans.
25:42
Speaker 2: I love humans. You tell them that's right. All right,
25:45
Speaker 2: let's walk in our first act a leadoff chair boy.
25:48
Speaker 2: What a difficult spot to be in. And man has
25:50
Speaker 2: been entertaining us for years. He's had many bits on
25:52
Speaker 2: the show with Marcel. He's gotten Marcel to say stupid
25:56
Speaker 2: things and we love it.
25:58
Speaker 3: For that over the years, very entertaining all.
26:00
Speaker 2: I'm very busy on the X machine during the show
26:03
Speaker 2: while he's working there. And everyone loves the Milkman, and
26:07
Speaker 2: he's Bowld, the fearless and absolutely unforgettable. Get ready for
26:13
Speaker 2: the high energy, the full throttle performance of Milkman Mike
26:17
Speaker 2: in Colorado. Ninety seconds. Milkman, you are the opening act.
26:24
Speaker 2: Are you ready, sir?
26:26
Speaker 8: Yes, sir, I am. Let's give it a whirl.
26:28
Speaker 3: Here we go, give it up for the Milkman.
26:33
Speaker 8: Thank you for calling the Ben Malors Show overnight weekend line.
26:36
Speaker 11: At the tone of your message, at the tone.
26:41
Speaker 8: Hey bear guess at scratch off down here in artkan
26:45
Speaker 8: Shawl driving around, you know, doing all these trucks out things.
26:49
Speaker 8: I can't believe I got your voicemail. I've been trying
26:53
Speaker 8: to call the show and every time I call, or
26:55
Speaker 8: you ever do is get mad at me, make sure
26:58
Speaker 8: of me. But you'll go to keep calling you cause
27:02
Speaker 8: you is my best friend. But I'm gonna call later
27:05
Speaker 8: this week, so you better make sure not to leave
27:08
Speaker 8: me on hold, or I'm gonna have to come up
27:10
Speaker 8: there and fly over there and come into the studio
27:13
Speaker 8: digit like that lepercown guy did. I'll see you ben.
27:21
Speaker 1: Hey. Then it's Poppy.
27:24
Speaker 4: You know your number one, You know your guy you on.
27:28
Speaker 1: My mentor you know everybody loves the Poppy picks. You
27:32
Speaker 1: know it's your post popular.
27:34
Speaker 8: Thing on the Big Model Show.
27:36
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to hear what Poppy's got to say. And
27:40
Speaker 1: just like, oh wait, we went twenty five and oh
27:42
Speaker 1: this weekend everybody bling blake. Oh hang on he second.
27:47
Speaker 1: Then I gotta give up my food orders. Yeah, I'm Poppy,
27:52
Speaker 1: I'm the Mother show. You never heard of me. Here's
27:56
Speaker 1: your damn food all right? Then I gotta get back
27:59
Speaker 1: to so I will talk to you. Later, but I'll
28:02
Speaker 1: call him in and give you my piss, you know,
28:04
Speaker 1: two hours.
28:04
Speaker 8: Long, the picts because everybody wants.
28:10
Speaker 1: Hey Ben, I just wanted to call in one more time.
28:15
Speaker 8: I got these trucks up again.
28:17
Speaker 1: I just can't get enough of.
28:19
Speaker 8: My Ben mallor. I gotta get on the air sometimes,
28:22
Speaker 8: So I'm coming that way right now. That's it.
28:27
Speaker 1: Thanks, All right, there.
28:29
Speaker 2: Is mock Ben Mike in Colorado with some caller regular
28:33
Speaker 2: caller impersonations. They're very good with the poppy and I
28:36
Speaker 2: was a jed who fled right, very very impressive.
28:38
Speaker 3: All right, hold on a second, let's go to the
28:40
Speaker 3: judges scorecards.
28:41
Speaker 2: We'll start out with the classically trained pianist who's performed
28:44
Speaker 2: all over.
28:45
Speaker 3: Vice in Gatara on a scale of one to ten.
28:46
Speaker 2: What is your judging of our friend milkman Mike in Colorado.
28:53
Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm giving him a I'm going to give
28:55
Speaker 4: him a six, six and a half, six.
28:58
Speaker 2: And a half on then all right, point five he'll
29:01
Speaker 2: be keeping track. Uh the seven seven? My wife says
29:05
Speaker 2: a seven. She's I guess she's adding she wants to
29:07
Speaker 2: be one of the judges easier.
29:09
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna give it it was the first act.
29:13
Speaker 2: It was pretty good. It's always tough to go first.
29:20
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it a six. I'm gonna give it
29:22
Speaker 2: a six.
29:23
Speaker 3: Lorena.
29:23
Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought it was really funny.
29:25
Speaker 12: I was laughing in here because he's a you know,
29:27
Speaker 12: it's like how they see it, right, I'm like, this
29:29
Speaker 12: would be if I was telling my friends, this is
29:31
Speaker 12: the kind of callers we get every night.
29:33
Speaker 5: It was.
29:33
Speaker 10: It was fantastic. I'm gonna give I'm gonna give it a.
29:35
Speaker 3: Six and a half as well, six and a half.
29:37
Speaker 3: So you matched Dan guitar, Coop.
29:40
Speaker 13: Uh.
29:40
Speaker 14: I like the poppy impression. Uh, these I believe it.
29:44
Speaker 14: I believe it was a sir scratch off impression.
29:46
Speaker 6: It was.
29:46
Speaker 14: Yeah, and see that's I I felt like it could
29:50
Speaker 14: have been a number of different callers that one.
29:52
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:53
Speaker 15: So I'm I'm gonna give it a six.
29:55
Speaker 2: Six all right. So that's so do the math on
29:58
Speaker 2: that so six. I will not do the math because
29:59
Speaker 2: I we use Mallard math, but we have six and
30:02
Speaker 2: a half.
30:02
Speaker 3: Seven. I gave it a six.
30:05
Speaker 2: Loreina gave it a six and a half, and Coop
30:07
Speaker 2: gave it a six.
30:08
Speaker 3: All right, Well, good luck.
30:10
Speaker 2: Melkman Mike, thank you, a good job by you. There
30:13
Speaker 2: you go seven from me, Yeah the wife thirty two,
30:18
Speaker 2: thirty two. The combined score opening act gets a thirty two.
30:22
Speaker 2: We have a late I believe this is a late submission.
30:25
Speaker 2: Our next act. You listen to our live coverage. All
30:28
Speaker 2: the networks wanted this, but we are the only ones
30:30
Speaker 2: that have a Fox Sports Radio, sparing no expense to
30:33
Speaker 2: give you this entertainment. The Mallard Paloos, all the networks.
30:37
Speaker 2: We're trying to get it. Let's welcome in our next act,
30:39
Speaker 2: a last minute submission. He does not use props, he
30:44
Speaker 2: uses profanity, he doesn't use tricks. He uses foul words,
30:48
Speaker 2: just the power of the human mind and a very
30:50
Speaker 2: dirty lexicon. Prepared to be stunned by Tony in the
30:55
Speaker 2: Bay Area. Tony, your next up? Are you ready?
30:59
Speaker 3: Tony?
31:00
Speaker 8: Yes?
31:01
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Tony.
31:03
Speaker 4: Did you hear David Vessey's opinion about foul balls?
31:07
Speaker 8: He thinks they're a little salty? Thanks, Ben, Okay, look
31:11
Speaker 8: at that.
31:15
Speaker 2: Let's go to the judges scorecard and could tear your thoughts.
31:18
Speaker 2: One joke from Tony and the Bay Area.
31:21
Speaker 3: One joke.
31:22
Speaker 4: Brevity is the soul of wit, as they say, uh, so,
31:26
Speaker 4: you know I'm going to give it a four.
31:29
Speaker 3: You're the four, all right? The Vassay joke, of course,
31:34
Speaker 3: taking shots at this show.
31:36
Speaker 2: He's the host of Dodger Talk, and we normally come
31:38
Speaker 2: on after Dodger Talk on our affiliate in Los Angeles.
31:41
Speaker 2: I've known Veassay since he was an intern. He takes
31:44
Speaker 2: shots at me all the time, while meantime he's coddling
31:48
Speaker 2: Dodger players and the Dodger I don't have. If you
31:50
Speaker 2: noticed the last couple weeks, they blow, They're terrible, got
31:52
Speaker 2: swept by the Brewers. So he brought up, as I
31:55
Speaker 2: love that he holds a grudge. Would you give him again? Inca,
31:59
Speaker 2: you give him a four? All right, I'm gonna give him.
32:03
Speaker 2: I'm gonnave him a solid five because I love the
32:05
Speaker 2: fact he's got my back and I love that Lorena.
32:09
Speaker 12: I love a good salty ball joke, Ben, So I
32:11
Speaker 12: gotta give him a six.
32:12
Speaker 3: All right. So six happening good?
32:16
Speaker 10: And he didn't cuss.
32:18
Speaker 3: I'm very pleased and shocking. He did not curse.
32:20
Speaker 2: Said all the wife says of six a six. You
32:24
Speaker 2: and Lorena both said, that's unbelievable. That's everydaylus cupolo, please, uh,
32:30
Speaker 2: I gotta give it a three me three. Look, it
32:33
Speaker 2: was he's defending the show, Coop, I know, but it
32:37
Speaker 2: was one guy.
32:38
Speaker 15: It was one joke. The entire act was ten seconds
32:41
Speaker 15: lost me.
32:42
Speaker 3: By the end of this, you're gonna wish they were
32:43
Speaker 3: all one one joke.
32:44
Speaker 2: Okay, understand, Okay, we should thank Tony for only doing
32:49
Speaker 2: one joke.
32:50
Speaker 5: Okay.
32:50
Speaker 2: Basically, people are gonna be a fifteen minute stand up
32:53
Speaker 2: sets here before we're done. You know that's gonna happen.
32:56
Speaker 2: I agree with you. Brevity, as you said, and gets there.
32:58
Speaker 2: Brevity is the key to this very important. So all right,
33:02
Speaker 2: well everyone, what is.
33:04
Speaker 3: The score on that? But that was twenty four? All right?
33:06
Speaker 2: So in second place, our friend Tony in the Bay Area?
33:10
Speaker 2: Hold on there, Inka terror, We will press on. We
33:13
Speaker 2: have our next comedy act.
33:15
Speaker 3: Come here, we have the play of the day. Do
33:16
Speaker 3: we have that ready to go?
33:18
Speaker 8: We do not.
33:18
Speaker 2: All right, well, we'll have our comedy act and one
33:21
Speaker 2: of our younger listeners staying up late.
33:24
Speaker 3: Now, he had said that he was gonna drag.
33:27
Speaker 2: His sister into this. We'll see if the sister arrives.
33:30
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33:55
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33:59
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34:01
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36:10
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36:22
Speaker 3: The tap in Scottie Scheffler. He's now joined the company
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Speaker 2: Here he won the Claret jug which will collect dust
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Speaker 2: Back to the Malapalooza, we go some very interesting feedback
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Speaker 2: from the p ones on the exp ma sheet. We
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Speaker 2: don't have time for that right now because we must
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Speaker 2: get back to the next act.
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Speaker 3: Very important.
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Speaker 2: We're doing God's work here putting people that are entertaining
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Speaker 2: you on the radio, and we have inca terror are
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Speaker 2: classically trained judge who is his pianist, and he's here
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Speaker 2: as well. But up next he's a juggler, a contortionist,
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Speaker 2: a human beat box, and somehow he does it all
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Speaker 2: at once.
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Speaker 3: Buggle up a wild ride. We go to the mean.
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Speaker 2: Streets of Bakersfield, California, and we welcome in Andrew Andrew
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Speaker 2: ninety seconds.
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Speaker 3: The flour is yours.
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Speaker 11: Go ahead, all right, beat going. I thought we'd got
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Speaker 11: to beat.
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Speaker 15: Oh not me?
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Speaker 11: Yeah, well all right, after a good start, all right,
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Speaker 11: I'll drop a freestyle with no beat. It's complete. Every
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Speaker 11: time I do this, you can hear the dog in
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Speaker 11: the next room. I get through this even though I
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Speaker 11: was in the er a little bit to go for
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Speaker 11: gall bladderstones. Man, it sucks, but I'm gonna drop a
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Speaker 11: poem and I'm gonna do it for Freddie Freeman and
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Speaker 11: Show Hey and David Bath say that's what I say.
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Speaker 11: And I'm gonna drop it, and I'm gonna stop it
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Speaker 11: because I got no beat, But I'll keep on going.
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Speaker 11: I'm walking with my feet upon the street. I love
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Speaker 11: poetry and I love hip hop like the Visionary said,
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Speaker 11: and that's how I'm gonna stop it. And Yo, my
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Speaker 11: eyes might be red.
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Speaker 2: Okay, there's Andrew Andrew in Baker's field a little different there,
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Speaker 2: a little freestyle hip hop, rappy.
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Speaker 3: Think think it's there? Your your scale to ten? Here
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Speaker 3: Anka on our first act?
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Speaker 8: What do you Yeah?
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Speaker 4: I think that the emphasis is on the word free.
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Speaker 4: So I needed that beat, and I think he could
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Speaker 4: have created one without Lorena. So I'm giving him a
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Speaker 4: two yeah.
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Speaker 3: Give him a two yeah. So here's the thing, Andrew.
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Speaker 2: It's never good when you start your bit by blaming
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Speaker 2: someone else right away, right, there's a lack of accountability.
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Speaker 3: You should have let let you know when.
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Speaker 14: He signed up a week ago. He did say he
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Speaker 14: wanted a rat beat and I failed to do that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you did not provide him with a rap beat, Okay,
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Speaker 2: as I will just judge him based on his performance.
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Speaker 2: I thought it was one of the worst things I've
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Speaker 2: ever heard. It was absolutely horrible. I'm gonna give him
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Speaker 2: a minus five is what I'm going to give Andrew.
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Speaker 2: A minus five.
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Speaker 10: Lorena, Oh yeah, you know, I tried to write it.
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Speaker 3: I did.
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Speaker 12: I tried. I tried, but he did play with the
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Speaker 12: not having a beat into the rhyming. He did so
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Speaker 12: by playing on his toes. I'm going to give him
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Speaker 12: a little bit of points.
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Speaker 10: Im gonna give him four four.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, uh, Coop, what do you?
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Speaker 3: What do you think?
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Speaker 15: Coop?
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Speaker 14: Well, I mean you mentioned that he played it into
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Speaker 14: the rhyming. I didn't hear a lot of rhyming.
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Speaker 3: He did mention his gallbladder. I don't think you rhymed
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Speaker 3: anything with gall.
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Speaker 10: I don't said he loved poetry though, so that's nice.
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Speaker 3: Maybe you should learn something.
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Speaker 15: Yes, I'm gonna give him a five. Five?
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: All right, so basically you got a zero between me
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Speaker 2: and you, because my mind is five knocked your five
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Speaker 2: out and so that's that.
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Speaker 3: Well, what we are four accident? Is this?
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Speaker 2: What a what an hour to begin an get and
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Speaker 2: we were actually behind our like the pace, we're behind
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Speaker 2: the pace. We need to be right because we have
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Speaker 2: we recorded, we have we had the Milkman, we had
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Speaker 2: Tony the Bay.
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Speaker 15: We still have a we need another score here.
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Speaker 3: Oh ah, that's right. The wife says four. He says,
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Speaker 3: all right, why do you just agree with the loraina?
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Speaker 3: What's it's like a female thing.
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Speaker 10: We're on the same page. We're on the same page.
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Speaker 2: No, that was terrible, horrific, So total of ten, ten iratulations. Andrew,
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Speaker 2: you got a hen you think he'll make If he
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Speaker 2: makes the top four, we're all screwed, all right. If
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Speaker 2: Andrew ends up in the top four, we might not
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Speaker 2: have Malipalooza twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 3: This would be the final ever edition of the Malapalooza.