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Show #188 Shifting · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Yo, what up? What up? What else? Oh wow,
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we gotta watch that one Garry movie. Have no comment. Welcome to
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b F y t W because fuck you, that's why. Nothing Personal.
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Just said, No, we're not oppress. Yeah no, it's not aggressive.
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It's not intended to be aggressive at all. It's just because none of
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our opinions matter in the long run, in the in the in the vast
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world that we live in. Literally none of our opinions mean the damn so
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you might as well just have some fun. That's gonna be our next podcast,
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by the way, because nothing matters b F y t W Nothing Personal.
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I like that, dude. We could do that, like the family
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super family friendly one. Oh yeah, we'll do a kid friendly one.
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We show we'll have kids like compete and actually like them win prizes. It
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because you that's because eventually I ask, oh my god, well that's what
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we got to. That's a family friendly version of it. That because friends,
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you throw weapons and he's dying. Folks don't die. Don't die,
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arlin, Because friends and you tackle yax throughout the w Yeah, yeah,
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I forgot I can't spell leave me alone? Yeah, yt w jesus.
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Anyway, See that's why I don't name by Welcome to episode. I forgot
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the number and I don't care anymore. Eight. It can't be one eighty
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eight. Ah, I think it is. Are you serious? I think
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it is? Are we only twelve episodes away from episode two hundred? I
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was just fucking around as a one idiot? But I think that is right.
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God damn it, it sounds about correct. Are you actually gonna go
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look it up? Because I'll look it up if you want. I have
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a lot of work to do over the next three months. Oh, we
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got a lot of work to do in the next month. Man, it's
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pretty sure. Not happy about that anyway, Pretty sure. Last episode was
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one eighty seven. All right, then, fuck me, I guess I
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got I got it. I am money because fuck you. That's why it's
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bad enough. I'm trying to release a novel. By the way, thing
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will be out by the time this episode comes out on the date of recording.
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We're recording on Sunday. It comes out tomorrow, like fucking surreal,
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Like it's got to be like somewhere along the lines of like you know,
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I have two boxes, one of which is now half full because I've been
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giving them away and signing them and handing them out and mailing them to people
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who want them, and uh, what the fuck? Oh shit, you
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want to do some intros and get into me. I just so anyway,
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with everything going on, I decided this episode needs to be a chill show.
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It just it just has to be. I can't. My brain is
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melting as it is. I have so much to do this week. I'm
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already exhausted, Like I yesterday out of nowhere, Like I had breakfast and
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then immediately had to take a nap, and I was like, how can
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I already be tired? Like the week coming up is going to be the
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worst, Like I'm gonna be doing so much like I'm doing. I'm doing
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a bunch of podcasts, I'm doing the release party, I'm doing all this
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other ship. Uh, just to sell the book and get it out there
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and running around like a crazy person. So yeah, my hands are full,
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and I'm not looking forward to this next week. So it's uh,
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it's gonna be interesting to see what we do next week. It might just
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be another chill show, but we'll see in any event, here's these idiots
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Stevie and Augy, which there's no no offense to them because I'm an idiot
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too, just a different brand. Yeah, it's a different kind of idiot,
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a different different, different brand. No, we are all equals in
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this nightmare that we call life. So uh, Ski and Augy? What
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is going on? What's the HAPs man? What's what? It's the doings?
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What's the fixings? What's things are? Men? Who? Who am
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I? And what am I saying? I don't even know where happening?
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Did you take your pills? Yeah, it's crazy human the fun ones to
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take mine yet crap crazy pill. No, things have been actually a lot
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of been going on. The cough drops that make you cough, b f
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I W you're crazy, pills that make you crazy? Actually, ye can
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argue it does what it does, double whatever it does, literally what it
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says. Do not take any medical advice from our show, please, No,
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not always talking for medical professionals, thank you. But these are going
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good. Been very busy. I've been working morning shifts. Is a morning
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cook and it's been awesome. I'm a breakfast cook at a school which is
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great, and I am working doubles the next couple of days actually too.
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I'm working breakfast on Lotge and working to full shifts opening clothes Wow for the
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school Monday and Tuesday, which will be fun, but I know I'm going
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to be really sourced on my feet that long. Other than that, though,
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like things are going things are going good, though. I'm excited about
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that. I'm excited about all the bfy TW stuff coming up soon that I
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really wanted to start talking about, especially now that we've been officially invited to
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lil Kon in Lockport, New York at the Best Western November eighteenth and nineteenth.
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If you're in Western New York, definitely come by check it out.
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It's a small little convention. It's gonna be a lot of fun board games,
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video games. They they are going to be there all night long because
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apparently at four am there's a League of Legends tournament that takes place in Seoul
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in Korea, and they will be live streaming it there and like covering it
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and stuff. So is huge and it's its home country is Korea, I
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believe, yes, so it's gonna be the me that made it is Korean.
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So they're they're massive. Once a year tournament is happening on that day,
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and and Lil Connon Society to be a part of it. I wish
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them luck, but I am not going to be here in the morning not
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happening. Here's the stitch. You're lucky because this crazy motherfucker. Oh no,
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I might go, are you for? It's gonna go? I might
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as well go with them. So here's the thing I'm not saying. For
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one, we all know that, right, I mean, that's correct.
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We've known this for years, so I'm there's something wrong up there. This
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is neither new nor different information. But two, it starts at four am
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our time local time here. I'm up at five am anyway throughout the week
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for an hour, so it's only an hour earlier for me. Might as
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well get up at two am well, because I have to get up a
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little. Not really, it's only an eight minute drive. We drove there
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today because we checked out the venue, because we wanted to make sure everything
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was set up in this way. It was something you didn't have to deal
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with. It's because I'm like, I know you got your stuff going on,
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so I was like, let me take control of getting the show.
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Yeah. There you by the way. Yeah, I was feeling bad that
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I hadn't gotten around to sending Mark the Yeah the logo, I got it.
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We took care of it. Thank you for that. I'm mid a
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collage with us. It looks fucking nice. But the new photos I'm going
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to send them tonight's update things I'm going to add to a collage for all
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of us. Yeah, really excited about it. We're on Saturday the eighteenth,
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we will have our own little booth set up by a fireplace. We're
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gonna be having our merchant stuff. There's stickers and stuff advertising the show,
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and then on Sunday we'll be performing. They're actually a live show that we
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will be recording for you guys, our audience. So, yes, it's
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gonna be a lot of fun. I'm really excited that. Yeah, like
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this is gonna be cool. But I haven't done a live show in a
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while, and it is going to be We are at this we are going
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to be play testing sort of something that's going to be a part of our
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two hundredth episode. Yes, so we are super excited about it. Fingers
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crossed because with all hopes in the world that our two hundredth episode is going
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to be as awesome as I hope it will be, and this is just
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a piece of it. So I'm super excited about that, and of course
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getting the chance to actually play it in a room full of people, hopefully
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having a live audience for the second time in our short history. Really looking
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forward to that. So yeah, So it was just a lot to take
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on right in the middle of a book launch. So CBI really really grateful
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that you took over the reins on this one. It's really appreciate it.
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And I love you, brother, I love you too. And I figured
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that tech shit, I mean I should be there. I'm on hooks all
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this crap up anyway, So I'm like, I should be the one checking
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that place out, make sure they have the right now, which they have
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a projector for us that does have HDMI, so in theory we should be
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good. They already have one, the hotel has all right, and might
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be worth laying in a backup plan just in cases. Yeah, the plan
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is we have a projector we're bringing as well. Yeah cool, the plan
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has changed that they have. Very cool. Then that's that's all I would
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worry about. But yeah elseed uh, yeah, that that's been happening.
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Uh, we've been and I've been re arranging the upstairs getting ready for winter
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and stuff, and moving our equipment around and updating our desks setups. Cool.
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Yeah, so we have an actual good gaming areas now which are cool,
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and we've been getting back into uh call of duty because the new ones
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coming out. We played the bebita tested the four days we were able to,
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had fun at the movement and the game is back and it's fun as
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fuck to run around motherfuckers. And we've been getting ready for zombies, like
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we're down for the new zombie mode man, like I am ready for that
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open world zombies. Fuck. Yes, So there'll be a lot of that
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coming out on the Discord Lounge area of again night Playing when that comes out
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next month. Yeah, I've been stir crazy as as Steve is pointed it
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out, We've been tearing up our apartment and uh, this will hopefully get
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me to sit down and hang out on our Discord pretty much all the time
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for our Patreon. That would be nice, not just for you guys,
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but for me, because it seems lately every time I go into the lounge
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and neither of you guys are there, passing out as soon as the sun
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goes down. Yeah, going down earlier and earlier every day. Man,
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So I just we need to get out of that. I just miss you
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guys, going down every time, every time, every time. That's just
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my fucking life. We got a schedule, a time you gotta go down.
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Yes, okay, all right, here we are. There's nothing wrong
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with scheduling sex. No, there's nothing wrong with that. It's actually very
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healthy to something to look forward to. Yeah, Friday, yeah, oh
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man, or not look forward to, depending on your Oh god, damn
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it, it's panel Wednesday. Fuck. They call it hump day because all
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the welts afterwards. God, well, good, unbelievable. Yeah, I'm
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funny. This is correct, sir, This is correct. Oh but yeah,
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that's all that's really been going on with me. Other than that.
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You have just rearranging stuff clean and getting ready for winter because it's gonna get
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cold soon and yuck. Okay, well cool, yeah, yuck cold.
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Yeah. I guess I don't have anything pertinent to say except just stuff.
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Just been running around when when I've been I've been like half this week I've
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been sick, and the other half if I've been running around like crazy,
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delivering books and you know, trying to get my poster put up. Speaking
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of which, I just went today to Lockpoart Energy House and took pictures and
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put it up on my Facebook because they did put my poster right. So
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I rather gratefully, rather gratefully got my energy drink for the week from them
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and really appreciate that they make just incredible, like I would call them artisanal.
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Right, yeah, they are kind of Yeah. I love the energy
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drinks and protein coffees and meal replacement shakes and I kind of want to go
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there now, all sorts of stuff. It's good stuff, man. I
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My favorite thing is is going there and every time picking a different flavor of
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energy drink because they have so many of them. I think I've done like
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maybe seven, and there's like thirty or forty different possibly, and they all
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sound good, like you know, you go up and you're like, oh
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what now, I'm really curious about the one that's like Huckleberry flavored. I'm
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like, what the fuck is that? Like that hound guy? Oh Huckleberry,
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it tastes like him. Okay, well that's the Huckleberry slip. Hann
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Barbarrow, Like actual, don't have access to the video version of this team.
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Were doing a slow, a painfully slow jerk off motion. Well he's
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working a double shift. You do a chafe, a double shift both hands,
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then you can double shift away. Fuck. That's what I'm gonna call
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it now, is shifting sifting? Oh my god, I was busy shifting,
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guys. Sorry, I started writing stuff on the wrong pad. Ied.
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I'm a little tired. Guys. I just had a double shift one
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and then take shifting. That's you heard it here first it is the shifting
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is now is now slang for masturbating. I this is spread far and wide
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on fucking well, I'm in the middle of Oh my god, man,
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I was shifting all this a little over time, over time. That's when
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you finish your shift. But you keep going anyway, you keep calling.
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Yeah. I love the sensitivity. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love
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that. I've called into work once. What is what is this context?
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Just pull your dick out and just stand there, just look at it,
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just look at it. But I'm not really feeling it now. I'd rather
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have a nap to sweep it back up and go to sleep, take a
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whole shower. Shifting brought to you by energy. Yeah, let's tie them
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to this lockward. Energy House does not endorse anything we say other than by
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their delicious drinks. Yes, exactly, exactly, that's all the awkward Energy
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House shift. I'm tagging them. God know, every platform, they're guys
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gonna go look and listen to it, and they're gonna listen to it during
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their thing in their shift. They're gonna walk over to your just rip it,
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take all our business cards, just throw over the garmage. All right.
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Well, I don't know about you, but I need a break already.
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Oh man, all right, we'll be right back after this. Hey
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there, I'm Dave, the host of Beer in Front. Sometimes the beer
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while you're away, Just a short shift quick, just you know, just
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get just get a couple of just quick one in. Yes, we are
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still writing this train. It's it's gonna be worth being a patroon for this
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episode alone, because we kept going during the break, we we just kept
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coming up with more. Just kind of took over. They called us in
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Oh god, oh my god. All right, we need we need to
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move up or else it's just gonna get worse. So I'm told we still
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don't have any voice. That's disappointing. Yeah, are you angry? I
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just some point. I'm not. I'm not angry or disappointed anymore. I've
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just kind of accepted that our fans don't love us and and that we we
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aren't deserving them. No, Aaron, I can actually assure you that they
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do love us. I find it hard to believe. No, they might
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not have called our our number, which is on our website b F y
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t wpod dot com under the contacts section. You can do that ninety ninety
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sec. God, I can't talk second those things. Ninety second voicemails.
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Yeah, really short shift, Yeah really really sixty second sixty second. It
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was a verbal shift, So god damnit. But we did get some comments.
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Okay, does that make you feel a little better, all right,
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I guess does make me feel a little bit better. What did people have
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to say? Well, we not only get some comments, we had somebody
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up their membership as well. Oh that's awesome. Yeah, so see,
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so it's already positive. We've got it up before the comments, all right,
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the first conference. I mean I can I can only assume they either
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hate leaving voicemails or I don't know what's going on, because clearly they love
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us enough to keep supporting us with their money, right, which is fine.
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I mean, I'll like the blind money support. Yeah, no,
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I'm not. I'm not questioning that, and it's it's all appreciated rather,
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no matter what tear you're at, it's appreciated. But we want to make
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sure we're doing the right thing by you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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And we we enjoy having you be part of the show and it's always
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a delight to hear what you have to say, no matter what it is.
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So yeah, So if you have a few minutes, just just just
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run to b FYDW pod dot com on your phone phone is probably easiest,
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right, yeah, I mean you could do it from a computer if you
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have a microphone setup. But if you do, I mean, if you
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got even if you have a gaming headset, you can get it through a
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browser or something. Oh yeah, yeah, just log into a browser and
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load up fy two dot com. Yeah, phone works great, I believe
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and AI thing it's like Alexa and Google do all that stuff too. Really,
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yeah, you can. You can leave us a voicemail through Alexa.
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I believe you can't. You can interest a browser on that. You search
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for our site through the browser thing, it'll come up on the screen.
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You can actually go to it and talk to it and leave a voicemail.
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Actually find our podcast just by asking for it through Google, Alexa and whatever
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the other want. Interesting. I mean I did post a modified clip one
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time with like music and ship in the background, so I guess there's a
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lot of stuff you could use. Yeah it's crazy, all right, But
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we did get some comments through our Patreon as well, okay, such as
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such ass This is from Casey Smith, the one think you who generously upgraded
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her Patreon to our highest here Casey, it was because of the awkward dancing.
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She's like, I love your awkward dancing during the intro music. The
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last video we've been had the episode of the case and kyl of we're on.
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Yes, the first video was our first video one and we were all
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just kind of like goofully dancing, just like having fun and stuff and like
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and apparently people are enjoying the video, which is great. It's really good.
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That's that's awesome. And yeah, this experiment, experiment, this experiment
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is actually working so far. All right, spearm what's the next comment?
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The next comments from Mexico based on message we posted on Patreon responding to us.
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Yeah, so we have a patrons area where we usually post questions.
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We're going to do polls and stuff asking them about new changes and be coming
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within the next year or so. So we just got comments on there and
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uh one of them because we were just notifying everybody that just a heads up,
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things are gonna change. We'll let you know ahead of time and see
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what your thoughts are first before we do anything. And he said, so
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you're all firing yourselves and bringing in three new people. He's like, just
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kidding, love you guys, can't wait to hang out again one day.
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Yeah, we're gonna take all the money, get some real talent. We're
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gonna sit back, listen the three of us sitting around and making masturbation jokes.
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That is not going to change. Absolutely going to continue happening. Yeah,
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that is. That is absolutely not changing. So get used to that
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if you're not already. But we we do have some same shift. We
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we we're we're all to shift together. Yes, and uh yeah, that's
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gonna be something special. I'm gonna get mad before this condess f y t
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W hashtag shifting. Well, you definitely got to put the intro part of
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the explaining shifting as a masturbation slang on TikTok or something. God, yeah,
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that's that's one of our best. Gotta throw that there. I had
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a good shift today. That's all the T shirt does, right, Yeah?
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Okay, so we got more comments? We do, Yeah, we
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got s. We got not that we don't get any calls, but we
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got a ton of got a ton of comments. All right, what's next?
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Next one from Justin Brown? Well, I'm not curious as to what
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you have all planned. I'm certain one thing though, it's gonna be fantastic.
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Well, thank you, Justin Brown. I certainly hope. So we
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put a lot of work and effort into it, and I'm excited for what's
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coming up. But yeah, I just don't want to say anything more about
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that postivity. We love that through the roof and it's really appreciated. Yeah,
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so it motivates us to keep going and keep doing the things we're doing.
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So excited about that. Look forward to that. And like I said,
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the the Little Con episode when it does come out, will be kind
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of a teaser of our two hundredth episode, which is closer than I would
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like. It's twelve episodes. It's twelve episodes. I gotta get my shit
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together. You release an episode everywhere? Yeah, I know, right?
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Do we have yet more comment? We have one more comment? My god,
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I know right? This this one actually in regard to Aaron's book,
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I believe. Oh okay, yeah, oh you want to read that?
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Yeah, it was by David. I just pre ordered my copy through the
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Cobo Canada store. Oh very cool, he Yeah, for Aaron's pre release.
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Yeah, ordered the book ahead. I'm ready for it. Thane is
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available on paperback on Barnes and Noble and Amazon, and it's available in e
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book just about everywhere. So yeah, so I did. Yeah, it's
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really appreciated Cobo. I had never heard of before I got into self publishing.
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But yeah, no, I'm glad they're a thing because I know they
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do everywhere, like all over the globe. So and they're really popular apparently
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in the Asian market, so that's awesome. Yeah, we'll see cool.
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But yeah, I did not I did not know they had a Canada branch.
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But I appreciate you pre ordering, David. I hope you enjoy the
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book, which comes out tomorrow. So by the time you hear even our
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Patreon won't hear this before it comes out com no, but I'm sure I've
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seen it on all the socials. Yeah, David, I genuinely hope you
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enjoy it when you get it. Whenever you get it, whether it's before
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or after you hear this, it is pretty amazing. I am I am
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psyched. I am psyched. The review has been good. I've only had
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one. I've been trying to get other reviews. Have you even given out
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advanced review copies of other people? And I'm getting nothing back, And I'm
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like, guys, guys, I need to I will write a review for
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you. It'll be a Stevie review. It has to be an honest review.
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My only stipulation and needs to be true and honest. More of the
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first books I've read front the back, they had more than thirty pages in
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it in the last decade. Well, maybe we'll say pages. This is
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a it's the first article of writing and he's written that he's read that's had
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more than thirty words on it. I mean, yeah, all at once.
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Yeah, like I five a sheet, dude. But he did get
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through it. It was fucking good. Yeah, like and he endorse it
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enough, like that's fucking amazing, dude. I cannot wait. Man.
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I am stoked for the release party just because there I know there's gonna be
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a bunch of people who I haven't seen in a while, right, so
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I'm looking forward to seeing them and hang out with them. And also some
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of my work buddies are coming supposedly good time, so yeah, it's it
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should it should be. It should be fun. So it'll be interesting to
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kind of see those crowds mix, right, That's awesome. So yeah,
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it's super excited. And yeah, so that's the parties on Tuesday night.
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Yeah, Tuesday night party. Yeah, and I'm sure there's gonna be plenty
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of pictures and things for and from that there certainly will. Obviously they will
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go to Patreon first. They'll be put on the Patreon site and or the
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discord, which you get if you just join our Patreon at that tinfoil hatchre
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you get joint or invited to our discord where you play video games, and
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we put we all play video games. We share, we do. We
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share our actual streams, so you can watch us play games. We all
28:56
just hang out or play with you if you have that game. And yeah,
29:00
uh and some of our some of our patreons have come by and hung
29:03
out. Christen's come by more than once. Yes, I think Mexican came
29:07
back once. Yeah, David showed up like there's been ant just showing me
29:11
coming. And we're on it a lot. Yeah, especially Aggie and I.
29:15
We're on there a lot. Just hit us up. Yeah more lonely
29:18
play some video games. Let me watch it. We'll do it. If
29:23
you have a computer while you're at work and your IT guy doesn't flag stuff
29:26
like that, put us on mute. You can watch us play games,
29:30
or put us low on a headset. No one knows. You're not answering.
29:33
We don't endorse you getting into trouble at work. In order to watch
29:37
until you don't get caught. Don't don't, please, please do not lose
29:44
your job on our account. Please do not anyway watch us while you're shifting
29:48
anyway. Hey guys, Hey guys, what's going on? I'm shifting right
29:56
now? Oh my game just jumps in and we're not paying attention, Like
30:00
he's on the other straight is jump it? I'm shifting and then leave.
30:03
I just be like, who the fuck? That would be amazing, It
30:07
would make my night. All right, Well, it's gonna shift me later
30:11
or no, a long shift? Oh boy, not in that case.
30:19
Right, I'm gonna burn the midnight oil on the hip. All right,
30:29
so midnight oil. Yeah yeah, I'm not gonna get into that nervemind,
30:37
but we don't. It's this safer okay. So anything else book stuff we
30:48
talked about that. Yeah, I'm performing a wedding this weekend. Oh wow,
30:56
yeah, okay. I I For those who don't know, I am
31:00
an ordained minister or not. Like legit, it's weirder and everything. It
31:07
doesn't get much weird. Oh no, it does. Hold on. So
31:10
I am performing a wedding for someone who I used to work with at the
31:12
winery. One of my friends Jen. She's amazing. Yeah, that's awesome.
31:18
So she asked if I would perform their wedding. That is super cool.
31:22
Man. So her and her husband and get married at this awesome brewery
31:25
and stuff, because that's gonna do this cool like beer mixing ceremony form.
31:30
So they unite or so it's Friday's the rehearsal, right, and it's it's
31:40
it's like farther away. It's like near Rochester type. Okay. Yeah.
31:44
They're like, we got you a hotel for the night, so you don't
31:47
have to go back home. You can just stay the night. That night
31:48
is gonna be a later night for the rehearsal dinner and all that. And
31:52
I'm like, oh, that was nice. You have to do that.
31:52
I'm like, no, we got you a really nice room. You can
31:55
stay here all right, but I'm gonna have to come back the next morning,
31:57
grab my date rasping, and back out. And they're like, okay,
32:00
that's cool, awesome. I'm like sweet. They're like okay, so
32:04
for the rehearsal dinner, so you know, uh, And then her fiance
32:08
is like, so he's a firefighter, okay, A bunch of his firefighter
32:13
buddy is gonna have NERF guns on them and stuff. What are the things.
32:16
I'm like, okay, and we were talking about nerve. I'm like,
32:19
I got this revolver. I can hide it on me. He hit
32:22
the reception and I'll help you out. I got a bunch of single shot
32:25
ones too. He's like, like the dude from Boondock sainted the six guns
32:29
on the side. I could tape. I'm not hairy, you know.
32:34
I'm like, I could put a little duct tape there. Nothing's really gonna
32:37
come off. I'm pretty smooth. So I was like sweet, and they're
32:43
like, oh, well, I've totally forgot the rehearsal dinner because it's so
32:45
close to Halloween. It's costume mandatory. And I'm like, are you serious.
32:51
They're like yeah. So I've got this giant Onesie raccoon costume, the
32:59
head and everything like ears and eyes and a giant details like this vegas this
33:02
big around all the way from ankles all the way up. I'm gonna be
33:07
covered. It's gonna be amazing. So I'm gonna unzip it and I'm actually
33:12
gonna put some voco into it instead so that way I get have to overdone
33:15
doing the the rehearsal ceremony. I'm gonna bust it open and go after all
33:21
his grooms. So I'm gonna see if I can get somebody to record like,
33:30
oh, we're just practicing blah blah blah the angles blah blah blah.
33:34
Oh my god. So it's gonna be pretty cool. Worse the worst.
33:37
I got the Revolver one, so it's got six shots. So yeah,
33:45
if you want to hire me for your ceremonies. Uh so, the ceremonies
33:50
are very very quick. They can be comedic if you and my boy apparently
33:57
gets wild with it. It's a lot of fun. It really is.
33:59
Als that requires a hotel room for the night, a little bit of cash
34:02
or some other green wink wink. I can't see from here what the fuck
34:15
you could pay me in money or weed. I didn't say that legally.
34:20
I did not pay. Yeah, go ahead and get I said I contact
34:30
you anyway. I think that's enough for second bird, say a short break.
34:37
We'll be back with part three right after this. Hey man, welcome
35:37
back. It's time for part three. And yeah, we got some I
35:45
would say, we have some more fun stuff to talk about. But I
35:47
legitimately can't. No, I can come up with one thing. I don't
35:51
know if I talked about it already, I might have, but I don't
35:52
think it has come up in previous episodes. So one of the things that
35:55
I'm doing with my books is I'm trying to get it in local bookstores.
36:00
Yeah. And one of the ones that was recommended to me by Kyla,
36:04
a frequent contributor to the show Kyla. Thank you, Kyla, was the
36:09
it's called Talking Leaves and there are two two stores in the Buffalo. Yeah,
36:16
basically, like because books are talking leaves, right, you know,
36:20
because we I mean, yeah, I take pages from trees, you know,
36:23
in one way or another, and then put words on them, so
36:25
they talk holys. Yeah, you get it. Yeah that makes sense.
36:30
Yeah, they're really cool. They're really progressive. They have wordplate because it's
36:35
a book thing. Correct, fucking cool. Well done. Yeah, So
36:40
I reached out. I reached out initially regarding the the party. But you
36:45
know, it's a bookstore and like a real bookstore, and you know,
36:47
like we walk in and there's barely enough room to walk between the aisles,
36:52
so like having a party would be impossible. Tables out yeah no, and
37:00
then they basically said to well know and that this led to my finding a
37:02
better place at the party anyway, so it all worked out. But they
37:07
said, yeah, we'd be interested in, you know, selling your book
37:09
on consignment, and I was like, oh, I don't know what that
37:13
word means, and so I hand you a dictionary for their giant Pilot books.
37:16
I know, I know there are play there like consignment stores, which
37:20
I didn't even know what they were, but now I understand, and that
37:23
like other people bring them stuff to sell, they sell it and they get
37:29
a piece of it, but they also pay the person who brought it in
37:30
to sell. It's sea market. So I would basically give them some of
37:35
my books and if people bought them, then Talking Leaves would keep forty percent
37:40
and I would get sixty percent, which is more than I usually make on
37:46
paid back sale any other way. So I was like, that's cool.
37:52
So I'm just just bring them the books and they'll sell them. And the
37:57
best part is if they don't sell them, they just give the books back
38:00
to me and no harm, no foul. Nice. Yeah. So I
38:02
don't whereas like some of the big box stores, if like if like another
38:07
store chooses to stock my book and it doesn't sell, and they decide to
38:10
return them. I have to pay a fee to get them shipped or destroyed
38:15
destroyed, which is which which feels like fucking wrong to me, Like yeah,
38:22
like why would you do that? I don't understand why that. I
38:29
don't understand why. I don't understan why the book industry is like this where
38:32
the author gets penalized if the book doesn't sell, because I mean, that
38:37
is not just a fault of the author, that is also a fault of
38:40
the store that failed to sell it. And there's a put so but it's
38:46
it's kind of crappy. But uh, as far as I know, there's
38:51
there's no way to really fight against it except doing what I did, which
38:53
is to say returns are not allowed. I will not accept them. So
38:58
that may stop people from from putting my book on shelves, but I don't
39:02
care. I would rather not get hit with a return fee out of nowhere
39:07
from some store in Po Dunk, Indiana or wherever the hell No offense Indiana
39:13
or po Dunk or you actually have a Podunk, no cool fly people down
39:19
there, man. So this consignment deal is really solid. So like there's
39:23
there's literally no downside. So the people I met there were super cool.
39:30
I have not heard back yet whether they accept the book, but I just
39:32
gave them the book like the last week weekend, so they they're going to
39:37
read it first and then decide whether the book is a good fit for their
39:40
store. So I'm excited to hear back from them, but hopefully it all
39:44
goes well, in which case I'll be telling people, Hey, run by
39:46
the Talking Leaves, support your local bookstore and buy my book at the same
39:50
time if you want. Not yet, not yet, it's not there yet.
39:52
It's not get excited, but that is to get this book. Whorking
39:58
which socials are you on? I mean we usually do this at the end
40:01
of the show, but all right, pantsless pants seren pretty much anywhere or
40:07
pantsless dot Aaron on TikTok annoyingly fucking TikTok uh. Anyway, So that's one
40:15
thing I've been doing. I mean, the other thing I've been doing is
40:17
a lot of work on our two hundredth episode, which I've decided to keep
40:22
storming about even for our patrions. I'm not giving too much away because I
40:28
want to surprise you and I want you to enjoy it, so we think
40:30
it's gonna be pretty amazing. Hell yeah, I've put a lot of work
40:34
into it and I'm super psyched about it, and I been amazing. Yeah.
40:38
I mean, you come up with something, dude, it blows our
40:42
minds fucking time, and we see the problem. I'm like, I'm like,
40:45
well, this one, this one in particular, was a lot of
40:49
work, as opposed to something like pole Position, which was just like,
40:52
right, it's a lot of work too. It isn't It isn't concept.
40:55
It isn't It isn't like the concept was was pretty much given to me by
41:00
other shows that I was like, oh, I like this idea, let
41:04
me put my own spin on it. But the the what was it?
41:08
This one in particular took a lot of programming to get to work, and
41:15
I'm legitimately surprised at how far it's calm to the point where not to spoil
41:22
too much of anything, but I think when we're done, like you guys
41:24
at home are going to be able to enjoy playing the same games that we're
41:29
playing when we're done, So I will I will enjoy putting that out as
41:35
first to Patreons, bonus patreons. We'll get it first because we love our
41:38
supporters and we want to show our love to them, but eventually it will
41:43
be I think I think we should give it away for free to to people
41:46
who listen to our show and want it and want to be able to play
41:50
along as well. So yeah, so that's the thing you can look forward
41:53
to in the future. But yeah, that's that's about That's about it for
41:59
me. That's about everything I've been up to over the past couple of weeks.
42:02
Either you guys got anything, anything else you got, uh No,
42:07
just doing a whole lot of because I'm out of regular work for the season.
42:10
I'm into the kind of like I don't know what's the word that I'm
42:17
looking for a lot of short shifts, a lot of short shift shift cold
42:24
shifts. But but yeah, so I'll be spending a lot more time on
42:30
Discord. I've got to hate and when I have to do a shift outside,
42:35
I'm gonna have to do it. Think about it all, I'm gonna
42:37
have to do so many shifts on Discord, r butts on Discord. But
42:44
yeah, other than that, you will not die. Actually, I had
42:49
a thought earlier, how many shifts until you accrue enough vacation time. Oh
43:02
my god. Yeah. Oh, I like to follow that by how many
43:06
shifts do you have to do to get a promotion? We gotta outshift the
43:10
boss, gotta out shift your competitors. Right. We have a lot of
43:21
b f y tw stuff in the works. There's a ton of new things
43:25
coming out. Oggie and I have a list of a lot of stuff we're
43:30
going to be improving around here too. Uh. We're gonna start working on
43:34
it in a couple of weeks. Since I'm working double shifts, not used
43:37
to working that much, I'm gonna be in a lot of pain standing up
43:40
for a while, So I'm gonna wait. Next week we're gonna start hitting
43:44
things hard before it starts snowing. I'll redesigning here's gonna be one of the
43:47
things which we're really excited about. Yeah, and then planning new things for
43:52
the future. New guests, if you'd like to come on b fy TW
43:58
or you know somebody who's funny on our show. Yeah, you know,
44:05
we're happy to have people as long as they're interested in being here and having
44:08
a good time. That's all we ask. And uh, and yeah,
44:14
well we'll try and show them a good time, and so far we've had
44:16
no complaints from anybody who's ever been on the show. So yeah, if
44:21
you've ever wanted to, if you're a fan and you've wanted to be on
44:23
the show and you haven't been yet, let us know. We'll try to
44:28
make it happen. We love doing fan shows. We've done a couple we've
44:31
had our fans on the past, and they've always been super enjoyable, so
44:36
why not. We always love hearing from our fans, Yes, which is
44:39
why we always call attention to our voicemail yes on our website. That is,
44:44
if you're unsure about doing a full episode of the show, the voicemail
44:47
is the next best thing. Will happily play your voicemail interact with you.
44:52
Admittedly not one on one because you're not live, you're recorded, but you
44:57
know, it's the next best thing, and we always enjoy our voice.
45:00
Yeah. And I always wondered what, like what other people came up with
45:02
for the pitch me and the tinfoils, because it's not like they come up
45:06
with something there. Yeah, that's a great idea. If you listen to
45:08
an episode of ours and you come up with your own idea for a pitch
45:13
me or a tinfoil hat. We would love to hear those in email or
45:16
voicemail form. That would be super cool man, and we'll happily, you
45:21
know, take it apart and see if there's something we like or dislike about
45:23
it, and get into it and discuss it and have fun with it,
45:27
because that's what we love to do. Even if you don't have, like
45:30
a game idea. Do you have a theme episode idea like we just did
45:34
a weird one, Like, if you have something themed you would like us
45:37
to try to tackle, Yeah, we are, we are eventually. We
45:42
are eventually going to do a text Murphy episode. That would be because I
45:45
spoke to my friend Matt ben Ruin and he is down for doing an episode.
45:49
Oh something tells me I might re download my steam ver Pandora dire.
45:53
We could do. We could do a text Murphy I keep forgetting. We
45:59
can choose specific topics we just we've we've usually done like wider stuff, but
46:04
I've enjoyed the chaos that is random. Yeah, yeah, of course,
46:07
but thought to be a narrower. Like the narrower the harder it is sometimes
46:13
to come up with stuff like a weird episode was a lot of fun.
46:15
But I strained to get some of those surveys in for the survey game,
46:20
right, Like you notice like some of them were forum polls. Like that
46:23
was as low as I could get to get something that made some because there
46:27
just aren't a lot of publicly available surveys about weird out. No, no,
46:31
sometimes you do have to scrape the bottom of the back. I mean
46:34
I couldn't have done I could have done some really out there things, like
46:38
I considered doing more than just how many millennials have heard of? I could
46:43
have also done how many sixty to sixty five year old women? But yeah,
46:50
it's this kind of a running gag at this point, so it kind
46:53
of needs to keep coming back. But we'll see about that. Speaking about
46:57
playing that game and people coming out on the show, yeah you know I
47:00
won the last time, just saying if anybody wants to take us on,
47:02
yeah, I've already forgot. I already forgot if we want champions right now,
47:09
he could be making this up for all champions. We won the last
47:13
one. Oh yeah, you guys won the weirdl Show, didn't you.
47:15
Yeah, it was weirder. A bunch of jerks that possible, though I
47:20
don't know. I don't remember that. I think it was all math.
47:22
That's why it's it's it's the game is really hard because yeah, it always
47:29
a lot of times you think you know the way it's going to go,
47:31
and then it completely goes the opposite way and then you're all thrown its statistics.
47:36
Yeah, it's also plain and simple. It's you have to pay very
47:39
specific attention to what you're saying too, because like, if it's a specific
47:45
time period, you have to think about population, if it's a specific demographic,
47:49
you have to think, Okay, where are the how many of those
47:52
people exist in the world, the kind of thing. So it's it's hard.
47:55
It's an almost impossible challenge in a way unless you've personally have gone out
48:00
there and checked statistics every day. Yeah, well that about covers that.
48:10
I think. I believe. Now, I think we're good. I think
48:14
we've got an episode, we're busting stuff out, We've got content coming out.
48:17
Yeah, it's going to be a good time to come. Cannot wait
48:22
to share some of the stuff with you, and I'm super excited about all
48:24
of it. But yeah, that's gonna be it from us for now.
48:29
So I'm just gonna say, hey, if you want to check out the
48:31
cool things we're doing, the best place to do so if you aren't already
48:35
at Patreon is to go to patreon dot com slash b fy tw. There
48:39
you get everything, and I mean everything, You get video, you get
48:45
you know, extra stuff, all the in between stuff that we don't you
48:49
know that we do during the breaks, and oh my, this episode has
48:53
some amazing stuff from during the breaks that you're gonna want to listen to.
48:59
To shift won't forget forgetable shift. We just can't stop the shift. I'm
49:07
making the shirt shifting because you that's what this is gonnay hashtag shifting a late
49:14
night shift. I thought it was gonna say, this is my third shift
49:16
today, you know something like that. I can't remember what you said.
49:21
It was going to say, listen the late night shift the black and red
49:27
logo to one late night shift morning shifting, and we can sell in the
49:35
combo with the wankra. Yes, so I have a morning shift, which
49:37
is the white and red, I have the night shift, which is the
49:40
black and red, and then you get the wank rag to be hydrator dig
49:46
Can we just have like on the tag and like small print just says for
49:50
shifting. Oh my god. All right, if you'd like to order this,
49:53
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50:08
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50:13
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50:15
you can find all sorts of fun stuff like flags and mugs and shirts.
50:20
But we have some more cool stuff that would the profits would go more to
50:23
the studio too than to the other company. Yes, so yeah, we
50:30
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50:34
Uh so we want to support them and also ourselves by selling this new
50:38
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51:07
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51:12
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Yeah, and the show of course b fy TW podcast. And that is
51:30
going to be it from us. Why because I'm shifting right now. That's
51:36
why you know you have to go home after your shift, leave the money
51:45
on the drawer and go home.