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Episode 74: Trump TACOs the Iran War, Who’s Your Daddy?, In Defense Of Not Liking Cats, Alabama Penisgate, Cancer Criminals, Broken Space Toilets, Trump’s Dead Air, and more

After threatening to annihilate a civilization, Trump TACOs the shit out of the Iran War, leaving thousands dead, putting the U.S. in a worse geopolitical position, and spending billions for very little. A UK woman has sexytimes with a pair of twins and science can’t tell us who the daddy is. TDSOTW offers are rebuttal to a journalist who made the case that men who don’t like cats are undatable. An Alabama grandmother is about to be on trial for wearing an inflatable penis costume to a No Kings protest. She was arrested by a cop with a significantly smaller penis. Did you know that getting…

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