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Hour 1 - The Phone Is Ringing · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: night for this pot. Jake Paul, otherwise known as a
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Speaker 1: social media parasite, says a couple of NFL teams and
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Speaker 1: coaches have reached out to him and are interested in
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Speaker 1: bringing him in to play in the NFL. How about that,
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Speaker 1: Jake Paul? Is this legit or clickbait? We'll talk about that. Also,
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Speaker 1: why are the Raiders reluctant to give Fernando Mendoza Bernanda
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Speaker 1: Mendoza his entire signing bonus up front? That's what he wants.
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Speaker 1: And quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo is planning to continue his NFL career.
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Speaker 1: What's the first thing you'd tell him if he called
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Speaker 1: So I was at a fork in the road and
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Speaker 1: to start with Lebron again. So I was like, and
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Speaker 1: this this story caught my attention. So our lead this
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Speaker 1: hour is from the Theater of the Absurd, The Theater
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Speaker 1: of the absurd. Social media parasite Jake Paul as again
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Speaker 1: for the second time in about a month. In about
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Speaker 1: a month, Jake Paul the weasel, you little weasel, chatting
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Speaker 1: about his plans to go to the NFL. You're saying, Hey, Mal,
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Speaker 1: isn't that the That's like the guy that does the
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Speaker 1: TikTok the YouTube, right, He's not an athlete. No, no, no,
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Speaker 1: he's not an at He's like a fake boxer that
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Speaker 1: a lot of people say he's a fake boxer and
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Speaker 1: all that. So yeah, that guy, that's the guy. So,
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Speaker 1: Jake Paul, if you didn't see this, perhaps not Why
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Speaker 1: would you see this? You're an adult? Jake Paul claiming
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Speaker 1: that NFL teams and coaches have expressed interest in him
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Speaker 1: now not watching his content. No, no, they've expressed interest in,
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Speaker 1: according to him, signing him once he's done with his
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Speaker 1: fugeesy boxing hustle citing, Yeah, he claim is great. So
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Speaker 1: he's he said he tucked up something called front off
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Speaker 1: of Sports, whatever that is, and said that he had
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Speaker 1: conversations with a couple of franchises. Wink wink, not not.
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Speaker 1: I added that on Jake Paul, who's from Ohio, from Ohio,
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Speaker 1: says lifelong, lifelong Cleveland Browns fans, So he's enjoyed the
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Speaker 1: factory of sadness and his level of football pedigree. You
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Speaker 1: remember who was all SEC back there in Mississippi back
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Speaker 1: in the day. No, you don't remember that. I don't
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Speaker 1: remember that. Did he play it one of the directional
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Speaker 1: schools somewhere in the mac? No, No, that didn't That
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Speaker 1: didn't happen. His football career stopped at high school. What Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but he was must have been a great wide receiver
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Speaker 1: and a linebacker in high school. So I brought this
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Speaker 1: up because it's it's just so over the top that
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Speaker 1: Paul's claiming NFL coaches or executives from two teams reached
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Speaker 1: out to him and had conversations. He then went on
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Speaker 1: to argue that the NFL features super mediocrity those are
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Speaker 1: his words, and many not good athletes, and he claimed
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Speaker 1: because of his boxing, he has developed speed, strength and
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Speaker 1: hands that could outperform the players that are being paid
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Speaker 1: in the NFL. He said, this is Jake Paul. All
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Speaker 1: those Paul brothers are the same, Jake Paul saying that
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Speaker 1: he has to do. All he has to do is
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Speaker 1: practice some routes or roots and he'll be good. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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Speaker 1: so social media parasite. Jake Paul says, a couple of
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Speaker 1: NFL teams and coaches have reached out and are interested
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Speaker 1: in bringing him in and having him play football for them.
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Speaker 1: Is this legit or clickbait? So I've got my thoughts
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Speaker 1: on this. I've got jersey, Mike's sun kissed and fire extinguisher,
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Speaker 1: and will combine all of these things together and we
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Speaker 1: are going to have a delicious meat ball sandwich is
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Speaker 1: what we're going to have, all right. So a Jake
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Speaker 1: Paul claiming that NFL team's more than one reaching out
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Speaker 1: to him. This is not a roster reality. It is
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Speaker 1: engagement farming dressed up as opportunity. It's you know, it is,
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Speaker 1: it's parina. It's it's catnip, is what it's like. Media
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Speaker 1: catnem Jake Paul lives in a world where attention is
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Speaker 1: the currents, and he's the federal reserve in that world,
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Speaker 1: the attention world, Right, that's the currency in that department.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 1: And if coaches actually called, I'd love to hear names.
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Speaker 1: If they did actually call, which they didn't. If they did,
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Speaker 1: it wasn't for football. It was like, Hey, my teenager
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Speaker 1: wants to go viral. Can you help me out on
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Speaker 1: some social media marketing? Sure, no problem, what do you need? Okay,
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Speaker 1: So he's twenty nine, Jake Paul, which, if you know
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Speaker 1: the comps in the NFL, if you're a running back
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Speaker 1: at age twenty nine, you're being phased out. That's pretty
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Speaker 1: much close to retirement age in the NFL. Not rookie camp.
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Speaker 1: It's hey, let's make a wish for the influencers. Nostalgic
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Speaker 1: high school glory is not is not the college or
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Speaker 1: pro experience. Unfortunately, it is not. Although I do remember,
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Speaker 1: and a lot of people forget this. The Chicago Bears
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Speaker 1: signed Al Bundy back in the late eighties early nineties.
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Speaker 1: Al Bundy had four touchdowns as the full back for
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Speaker 1: the Polk High School football team and the Bears signed
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Speaker 1: him and he didn't play much. He was on special teams.
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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't remember that. Meanwhile, in terms
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Speaker 1: of this particular story, the people at Jersey Mice, we
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Speaker 1: think they might be adding a signature Jake Paul sandwich here,
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Speaker 1: and it's the Fluffer Nutter Peanut butter marshmallow fluff A
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Speaker 1: lot of extra fluff Fluffy mcfluff is on the menu.
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Speaker 1: And sure a pathetic franchise might crave the publicity, the
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Speaker 1: merch sales, the algorithm juice, all of that stuff. Now, personally,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be Benny bright Side. I know that there's
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Speaker 1: no chance at NFL coaches actually say hey, we'll offer
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Speaker 1: you a contract. However, I would love to see it.
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Speaker 1: I'm in the content business myself here, I'm a radio influencer,
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Speaker 1: So I would love to see Jake Paul get an opportunity,
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Speaker 1: bring him in, run him on a slant, and let
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Speaker 1: me see a practice squad safety vaporized Jake Paul break
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Speaker 1: his jaw again. Boy, would that be fun? May it
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Speaker 1: might be good to watch? Okay, good video clip go viral?
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Speaker 1: He wouldn't You're like, hey, I'm Rambo, look at me.
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Speaker 1: I made some money on that video. Look at me now,
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Speaker 1: all right, Now to Vegas, we go. Problems, problems in
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Speaker 1: Sin City. The Raiders number one overall pick, Fernando Mendoza
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Speaker 1: still unsigned. Training camp is underway around the NFL. Rookies
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Speaker 1: have started to report. Within the next couple of days,
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Speaker 1: pretty much everyone will be done with that part of
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Speaker 1: it and the veterans will start showing up. And so
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Speaker 1: Mendoza is one of the last major first round draft
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Speaker 1: picks that has not signed on the dotted line. Now
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Speaker 1: we are told through breathless reporting, the hold up is
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Speaker 1: over the structure of the signing bone. It's not the
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Speaker 1: total value. There cannot really be any kind of debate
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Speaker 1: over the total value. The four year rookie contract is
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Speaker 1: worth fifty seven point two million dollars. That includes a
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Speaker 1: thirty eight point one million dollars signing bonus. It's all
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Speaker 1: pigeonholed depending on where you were drafted. It's called the
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Speaker 1: rookie wage scale. So that is locked in. That's no haggle,
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Speaker 1: no haggle. Now Mendoza's campo is attempting to haggle.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 1: They want the entire signing bonus paid up front. They
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Speaker 1: want all paid up front, and they claim, well, the
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Speaker 1: President's been sent back in the day during the pandemic
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Speaker 1: six years ago. Six years ago, Joe Burrow, who was
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Speaker 1: the number one pick there, got all of his money
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Speaker 1: paid up front. Now the Raiders have not yet agreed
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Speaker 1: to that payment plan, which is not a payment plan.
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Speaker 1: So just here's the money. So we have a bit
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Speaker 1: of a standoff. Now, the question why are the Raiders
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Speaker 1: reluctant to give Fernando Mendoza his entire signing bonus up front?
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Speaker 1: So you're getting the public version. If you want the
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Speaker 1: real truth, you gotta give some some truth to him,
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Speaker 1: some little listen of that couple of pills there, you
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Speaker 1: tell the truth, the silver and black. No, that Fernando
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Speaker 1: Mendoza is a developmental quarterback. But Mahler, he's the top
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Speaker 1: pick in the drip. He's not a true number one pick.
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Speaker 1: Right where you unwrap a true number one pick, You
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Speaker 1: unwrap the pick and you plug and play. That's it,
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Speaker 1: right out of the box. But he's more of a
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Speaker 1: mystery box Fernando Mendoza here than an instant franchise savior.
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Speaker 1: Just add water. That's not who he is. And Tom
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Speaker 1: Brady picked Fernando Mendoza for a couple of reasons, but
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Speaker 1: Braid didn't always doing. I mean, the guy's so lost,
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Speaker 1: he wants to get into WWE. He's completely fed up.
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Speaker 1: You know, he's going on going on with him. The
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Speaker 1: reason Brady picked for Nanda Mendoza, I'm convinced it's not
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Speaker 1: because Brady knows that Mendoza is gonna be good. It's
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Speaker 1: out of fomo right, because what if he absolutely does
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Speaker 1: not to be good, even though he's not really projected
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Speaker 1: to be that good. The fear of missing out is
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Speaker 1: why the Raiders picked him with a topic. We gotta
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Speaker 1: take him, we gotta do it. However, on the Raiders side,
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Speaker 1: you don't haggle over a signing bonus unless you're worried
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Speaker 1: the kid might become a sun kissed lemon and you
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Speaker 1: won't get a lamon. Well you got a lemon. So
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Speaker 1: this is a classic NFL rookie scale posturing storyline. And again,
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Speaker 1: the money is fixed, it's locked in. What you see
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Speaker 1: is what you get in terms of the money. Obviously,
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Speaker 1: it's different if you spread the money over payments, there's
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Speaker 1: a little more advantage to the Raiders. It's timing I
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Speaker 1: get it. If I'm Fernando Mendoz, I don't think he's
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Speaker 1: gonna be very good. But if I was in his
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Speaker 1: shoes because of inflation, I would want the money right now.
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Speaker 1: Money now is worth much more than it will be
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Speaker 1: down the line. You can't blame him and his posse
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Speaker 1: of people riding his coattails to try to get that money.
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Speaker 1: Take the lump sum, invest in a portfolio of stock
13:00
Speaker 1: in crypto and real estate, and you're set for life,
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Speaker 1: right Yeah, unless he just wants to quit football, he'll
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Speaker 1: show up eventually, or you can go work on Wall
13:10
Speaker 1: Street knock yourself out now either way. Kirk Cousins is
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Speaker 1: opening the season as the Raiders starting quarterback anyway, So
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Speaker 1: it's like we're really worried about the backup and how
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Speaker 1: many practice reps Fernando Mendoza is going to get before
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Speaker 1: he sails off into the wild blue yonder of just
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Speaker 1: sitting on the bench. Now, speaking of sitting on the bench,
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Speaker 1: to free agency, we go and a quarterback quarterback entering
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Speaker 1: the market, attention Buffalo, Kansas City, Baltimore, and Cincinnati. If
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Speaker 1: your star quarterback gets hurt, you have Jimmy Garoppolo who's
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Speaker 1: back in play. Jimmy Garoppolo played with the Rams last
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Speaker 1: couple of years, and Garoppolo had been contemplating retirement earlier
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Speaker 1: this offseason. B Yeah, yeah, he has decided. Thank God,
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Speaker 1: he's gonna bless us with his presence as he wanders
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Speaker 1: up and down the sidelines there, says he will continue
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Speaker 1: playing in the right situation. Garoppolo spent the last two
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Speaker 1: years as a caddie with the Rams and for Matthew
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Speaker 1: Stafford as the backup there, and Sean McVay had said,
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Speaker 1: just being polite, that the door is still open for
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Speaker 1: a reunion. And the Rams, of course wasted. They flushed
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Speaker 1: the first round pick in the toilet to take Ty
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Speaker 1: Simpson because they're not that bright over there sometimes. And Garoppolo,
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Speaker 1: at thirty four years old entering his thirteenth NFL season,
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Speaker 1: if if he finds a team to take him, most
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Speaker 1: known for his days with the forty nine ers, and
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Speaker 1: at one point when he played for the Patriots, he
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Speaker 1: was so upsetting to Tom Brady. The Patriots gave Garoppolo away.
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Speaker 1: They just gave him away as well. That Brady didn't
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Speaker 1: like this guy because he's talent, and so they gave
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Speaker 1: him to the forty nine Ers after for years saying well,
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Speaker 1: Garppol's worth two first round picks. So then he went
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Speaker 1: to after the Niners, and went to the Raiders and
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Speaker 1: recently with the Rams. All right, question, So Jimmy Garoppolo
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Speaker 1: planning to continue his NFL career after contemplating retirement. So
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Speaker 1: what is the first thing you'd tell him if he
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Speaker 1: called you today and said, you know, I need some advice? Well,
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Speaker 1: who you're gonna call you need advice? Well, let me
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Speaker 1: call the Ben Maler Show for advice, because that's really
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Speaker 1: who's got the great advice. Really, the Ben Maller Show,
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Speaker 1: overnight talk radio has all the answers. We've got the headphones,
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Speaker 1: we've got the microphone, the whole thing, all right. So
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Speaker 1: if he called me today, I would tell him to
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Speaker 1: pull up to the intersection and you just sit there
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Speaker 1: and you wait, you wait for that green light, and
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Speaker 1: you just twiddle your thumbs. Currently you sit in a
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Speaker 1: state of suspended animation, which is perfect considering his career
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Speaker 1: has been pretty much in suspended animation as the backup
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Speaker 1: with the Rams last cap yer, So Jimmy's strategy is
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Speaker 1: rather simple, as the career counselor. The strategy is you
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Speaker 1: sit still, you look all pretty for the ladies, and
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Speaker 1: you pray somebody's starter goes snap, crackle pop mentioned Kansas
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Speaker 1: City Buffalo go down the big board. There the usual
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Speaker 1: suspect Baltimore, the top quarterbacks in the NFL, and all
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Speaker 1: of a sudden, Patriots Drake May gets hurt. All of
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Speaker 1: a sudden, some ligaments start tearing. Who are you gonna
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Speaker 1: call Jimmy Garoppolo his entire career at this point, he's
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Speaker 1: now in the break glass in case of panic stage
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Speaker 1: of his career. Nobody actually wants to be the fire extinguisher.
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Speaker 1: He's the fire extinguisher. So that's where he is right now.
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Speaker 1: The key phrase is the right situation. That's the way
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Speaker 1: it's being passed on that Groppo's looking for the right situation.
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Speaker 1: So in order to get the right situation, he has
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Speaker 1: to hyber until a contender panics because their franchise quarterback
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Speaker 1: is in the injury tent, and then all of a sudden,
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Speaker 1: he slides on in and gets an opportunity. Now if
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Speaker 1: that fails, if he gets tired and can't stand waiting anymore,
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Speaker 1: well then just contact all the teams, and the first
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Speaker 1: team that hasn't googled Jimmy Garoppolo injury history will be
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Speaker 1: the team that wants to add Jimmy Garoppolo, and so
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Speaker 1: there'll be the team that he ends up with. It
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25:38
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Speaker 1: Lifetime like you got to be really old to, remember
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27:41
Speaker 1: think that if you're in your, thirties you don't really
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Speaker 1: remember The raiders having a good. Team. Man all, right
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Speaker 3: i was there to watch.
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Speaker 1: HIM i think it's a. SHIFT i don't. Know, Okay,
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Speaker 1: jay you're you're on the radio and you know you.
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Speaker 6: BEN i missed your. MONOLOGUE i was taking a, shower
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Speaker 6: but so sorry about.
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Speaker 1: That it's gonna blow you, away and no one's ever
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Speaker 1: brought this. Up you can actually have the radio on
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Speaker 1: while you're. Showering, yeah it is. POSSIBLE i know this seems,
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Speaker 1: illogical it is. Conceivable in, fact our friend From, baltimore helmet,
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Speaker 1: man he calls up for a, while then disappears for
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Speaker 1: a while and then comes. Back but helmet man will
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Speaker 1: listen while he's in the shower for three hours three
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Speaker 1: hour showers and he listens to THE.
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Speaker 6: I had The bible going on the Fun, yeah you could.
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Speaker 1: Listen you could listen to The bible and the radio
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Speaker 1: show at the same.
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Speaker 6: TIME i don't.
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Speaker 1: Know, maybe, no are we gonna LOSE i feel like
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Speaker 1: we're losing your your losing you to religious.
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Speaker 6: Radio, uh, WELL i have a comment On lebron and as.
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Speaker 1: He makes, it that's a non. Sequarder that's a non.
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Speaker 1: Sequittter but go, ahead what is.
31:11
Speaker 6: What is a non? SEQUITOR i was. WONDERING i still don't.
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Speaker 1: Understand all, right so out of, context basically we're having
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Speaker 1: a conversation about radio and showers and listening to the
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Speaker 1: show in the. Shower you brought up religious radio and
31:26
Speaker 1: THEN i, said, okay that's, fine and then all of a,
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Speaker 1: Sudden lebron out of, nowhere that's a non.
31:31
Speaker 6: Sequator, WELL i didn't want to waste too much of people's.
31:36
Speaker 6: Time kind of that's not.
31:38
Speaker 1: True you love wasting people's. Time how upset were you
31:41
Speaker 1: that you couldn't call the show? Yesterday did? You did
31:43
Speaker 1: you not listen because you were, upset you were bummed.
31:45
Speaker 1: Out you couldn't call the show because you weren't. Welcome
31:47
Speaker 1: so you're not a newbie or a. Regular.
31:49
Speaker 6: NO i listened to the second hour and it was.
31:52
Speaker 1: Good only one. Hour we only got your that's. Good
31:54
Speaker 1: we'll take one. Hour IF i can get you for one,
31:55
Speaker 1: hour that's. Fine i'll take one.
31:57
Speaker 6: Hour, Yeah i've, been you, know kind of tired and.
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Speaker 6: Whatnot but.
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Speaker 1: You they'll. Depressed you want to share with the? Class
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Speaker 1: CAN i help you? Out gave you a pep? Talk
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Speaker 1: you want to malor pep? Talk what's going on with?
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Speaker 6: You, No i'm. Okay and as far as religious, RADIO
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Speaker 6: i don't think they can splict Really Fox sports and religious.
32:19
Speaker 1: RADIO i did not realize Until ray from The Bay
32:22
Speaker 1: area called up and said that he was listening to
32:24
Speaker 1: a religious show And anthony And louisiana called into the,
32:28
Speaker 1: show and then you like. It So i'm, like this
32:30
Speaker 1: is our. COMPETITION i thought our competition was other sports radio.
32:33
Speaker 1: Shows apparently. Not apparently it's The God. Squad we got.
32:37
Speaker 1: It we're fighting for listeners with The God. SQUAD i
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Speaker 1: think we can beat The God.
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Speaker 6: Squad, well this was like A bible app so it
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Speaker 6: was actually reading The bible out.
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Speaker 1: Loud you, know, Yeah, okay whatever you, like my, man
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Speaker 1: go for.
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Speaker 3: It.
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Speaker 1: All.
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Speaker 6: Right but as far As, lebroun you, Know i'm A lakers.
32:57
Speaker 6: Fan i've been A lakers, fan AND i know The
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Speaker 6: bus family is no longer, owners but they may have some.
33:05
Speaker 6: Influence AND i think the owners of The lakers should
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Speaker 6: know or should. Think why Should luca want to finish
33:13
Speaker 6: his career with The? Lakers why should anyone Like kobe
33:17
Speaker 6: want to spend their entire career with The Lakers if
33:20
Speaker 6: this is how they're Treating lebron at the end of his,
33:22
Speaker 6: career the last year of his career, Possibly and SO
33:27
Speaker 6: i want to say To Lebron, Andrew i'm, serious AND
33:33
Speaker 6: i KNOW i.
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Speaker 1: Know that's what makes it even. Better it's if you were,
33:38
Speaker 1: KIDDING i would think that would be, okay that's not that.
33:40
Speaker 1: Good but the fact that you're, serious have?
33:43
Speaker 6: You AND i think markin?
33:45
Speaker 1: Agree hold, on hold, on hold, On who do you
33:49
Speaker 1: think is the one that's deciding where they want to?
33:52
Speaker 1: Play you think The lakers said we don't Want. Lebron
33:54
Speaker 1: you think The lebron SAID i don't want The. Lakers
33:56
Speaker 1: what do you.
33:56
Speaker 6: Think, well if they're to Offer lebron, peanuts then what
34:02
Speaker 6: is he supposed to?
34:03
Speaker 1: Do so you, think, okay all, right you're. Crazy all,
34:08
Speaker 1: right that's, fine that's bad. Take it's bad. Take that's
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Speaker 1: a horrible. Take thank, You.
34:13
Speaker 6: Lebron you brought a, championship And, ben if The clippers
34:17
Speaker 6: would have won that, championship.
34:18
Speaker 1: You would have been, doing would have could, have should
34:22
Speaker 1: and all. That it's, embarrassing it's below.
34:25
Speaker 3: You we want you, Back.
34:26
Speaker 1: Lebron nobody wants even though this is How lebron go.
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Speaker 1: Away the other thing About, LEBRON i got people from
34:35
Speaker 1: all these different, TEAMS i THOUGH i haven't heard any From,
34:38
Speaker 1: miami but At Golden state, fans we don't Want. Lebron
34:40
Speaker 1: we don't Need. Lebron philadelphia, fans we don't Want. Lebron
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Speaker 1: we don't Need. LEBRON i Guess, Cleveland austin back In.
34:46
Speaker 1: Miami but other than, that these other teams that are
34:48
Speaker 1: we don't Want. LEBRON i. Know is that a reality?
34:52
Speaker 1: Check And i'll speaking of reality, check The president of
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Speaker 1: The United states took a shot at a Major league
34:58
Speaker 1: baseball team at a speech In. Georgia, hilarious some fundraising.
35:06
Speaker 1: Thing He President trump praising The Atlanta braves ownership group
35:12
Speaker 1: for continuing to win despite Losing Freddie freeman to The.
35:16
Speaker 1: Dodgers and then he said in his, speech he, says you,
35:19
Speaker 1: know The mets have the highest salary in, baseball and
35:22
Speaker 1: they lose all the, time, unfortunately but the, team and
35:26
Speaker 1: then he praised The Atlanta braves the way they have
35:30
Speaker 1: operated for, years in, years it's pretty it's pretty. Funny
35:38
Speaker 1: why not just out of? Nowhere, yeah and, yeah he
35:41
Speaker 1: didn't bring up he didn't Say freeman's, name but he
35:43
Speaker 1: said the first, baseman great first. Baseman they keep going
35:48
Speaker 1: and they get things for the first. Basement it was really.
35:51
Speaker 1: Good it Was it was. Amusing problem is like all
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Speaker 1: these owners are like guys that are friends With. Trump
35:59
Speaker 1: So i'm sure he's buddies with The mets. Owner Doos
36:02
Speaker 1: you gotta be, careful don't want to upset somebody that
36:04
Speaker 1: might donate money to the. Cause Al, right it is
36:06
Speaker 1: The Ben Mahlor. Show let's go now to the who AM? I?
36:09
Speaker 1: GAME a blatant attempt to get you to listen a
36:12
Speaker 1: few minutes. Longer so other than Red sox interim Manager Chad.
36:16
Speaker 1: Tracy the only two people who didn't manage their team
36:21
Speaker 1: opening day of the. Season the opening day of the
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36:29
Speaker 1: sox they had fifteen wins and really lost the second
36:31
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Speaker 1: didn't start the year managing their team Are Bob allen
36:39
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36:45
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Speaker 5: Next be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
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Speaker 5: Malor show weekdays at two Am eastern eleven Pm.
36:55
Speaker 1: Pacific it is The Ben Mahlor. SHOW a, reminder save the,
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Speaker 1: Date save the. Date the next Big Malord meet and
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Speaker 1: greet has been. Scheduled it'll be coming up in a
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Speaker 1: little over a month from, Now august twenty. Ninth In
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Speaker 1: Saturday love to see, you love to have you hang
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Speaker 1: out with. Us more details as we get closer to the.
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37:43
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Speaker 1: Ninth the Next Great Malor meet And greet of twenty
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Speaker 1: to it time now for the big payoff on the
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Speaker 1: in honor of The Red sox who won fifteen straight
38:10
Speaker 1: before losing the nightcap to The orioles other Than Red
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Speaker 1: sox interim Manager Chad tracy and friend of one of
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38:20
Speaker 1: dodgers WHEN i was doing The dodger talk stuff back
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38:27
Speaker 1: disclosure other Than Red sox Interimmager Chad, tracy the only
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Speaker 1: two people who didn't manage their teams on the opening
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Speaker 1: day of the season who had longer winning streaks Are
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