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Memphis Crisp _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _605(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. That's it. Don't you even. You
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: chill out. Dude, if I had a husband, I would. Dude,
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: I would not even come home to him. I'll say
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: that straight up, bro. If I had a freaking husband, dude,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: I would not even come home to his freaking white ass. No, sir.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: No, sir.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: But I'm getting a wife. That's what I'm getting. One
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: of these days. Not now. Soon. I know I've said
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: it before, but that is what I'm doing. And so
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: if my wife is a man, dude, I will be upset.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: I'll be upset. I'm just going to say it straight up. Anyway,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: good to see you today. Good to be here with you.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: It is August in the year 2025, and these años,
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: which are Mexican years, are rattling on. These bitches, it's down.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Everything is heading downhill, baby. Things just speed up. And
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: I get burnt out. I'll tell you, I get dang
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: burnt out. I feel like I just... Just an empty
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: eight ball bag. You know, I just, you know, I
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: get burnt out. I mean, I just, but I show up.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: But I show up. That's the thing. I get burnt out,
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: but I show up. You know, I'm that fucking lava lamp, homie.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I'm the Lord's lava lamp, dog. And I'll bust on y'all.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Type shit, boy. BLM. Anyway,
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: just had to get all that out of my system.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Good to see you. Good to be with you today.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Just had some crazy couple of weeks
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: of shows touring. That's kind of the usual. I was
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: in Philly. We went over there. And you know Philly,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you'll see a baby. He'll be crawling just
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: to work by himself. You're like, God, he's union. He's
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: You know, he'll get a pension if he started that early.
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  Speaker 1: You see that, though. You see kids, five, six-year-olds, playing,
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: wearing damn hard hats over there. Shit falling on them.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: That's Philly. You know, it's tough. Everything's tough over there.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see a cigarette smoking a cigarette. You're like, God.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's just puffing. That's how it is over there. That's Philly.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Ain't Phillying. Hey, Philly. Dude, I was dating this girl
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: from Philly. She's like, she's visiting me and she's like, oh,
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: do they have bottomless mimosas or whatever? And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. And she's like, oh, in Philly, they
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  Speaker 1: got bottomless ones. You guys don't have bottomless? I was like,
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. They may have, they
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: may not. I don't know if they have them. You know?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, we could go get some, I
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: know a place for good Italian food. And she'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 1: is it bottomless? And I'm like, It's, you know, no, it's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's like regular entree in two sides. And
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: she'd be like, in Philly, they have Dino's and they
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  Speaker 1: have bottomless raviolis. I'm like, dude, I don't want bottomless raviolis.
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  Speaker 1: I don't ever want that. I will pay someone an
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: extra $ 40 to put a bottom on the raviolis. Bottomless.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: All chicks from Philly care about is getting bottomless meals.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: That's it. She's like, oh, we went to my friend
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Julia's birthday last week and they had bottomless eggs at brunch.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, ugh. Fucking hide my dick in
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  Speaker 1: a submarine. I do not ever want bottomless eggs. This
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: pisses me off, bro. She's like, oh, God, I wish
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: we were back in Manion. There's a fire department that
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: serves bottomless coleslaw every year during summer solstice or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you're sick, lady. And she got upset
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: if I take her to places that had regular servings.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: She got upset. I know a great place we can
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: go and get some wings. And she's like, well, how
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: many do they give you? And I'm like, this bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I said, they give you, you know, a normal amount
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  Speaker 1: for somebody that's eating, you know, five or six. And
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  Speaker 1: you could just see her, just her energy just dropped.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I wish we were in Philly right now.
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  Speaker 1: They're having bottomless cheesecake over in Fishtown today at 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. Tonight in Center City, they're having bottomless manicotti.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like... And I was like, no, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: And she got all... Her feelings got hurt. Her feelings
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  Speaker 1: got hurt, man. And she's like.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: And she kind of snuggled up her grandmother and made
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: her like a Silver Linings playbook, like knitted quilt or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And she just was like... Oh, you should go to Kensington.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: They're having bottomless methadone over there. You're like, oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm just, it's an all call. I would love,
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: maybe one day I'll marry a nurse from Philly, marry
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  Speaker 1: a good, you know, semi-violent woman who can put an
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  Speaker 1: IV in you after she fucking pieces you up a
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: little bit. But I'm just saying, be aware. Women from Philly,
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  Speaker 1: they want it bottomless. You know, I want a woman
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  Speaker 1: that wants a little bit of a bottom on things.
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  Speaker 1: That's who I am. So praise God and God bless everybody.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? We just had some good shows everywhere. You know,
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  Speaker 1: most of them are pretty good these days, I think.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's hit or miss in some
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  Speaker 1: of the venues. I'm just saying from an actual aspect
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  Speaker 1: of trying to pull it off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where did we go? Yeah, Philly, Rochester. We just had
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  Speaker 1: some out in San Diego, Oceanside, which is beautiful. If
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  Speaker 1: you get to go there, everybody pulled up. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of great folks. And a lot of Mexican people, too.
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  Speaker 1: And I want to say something. I want to say
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  Speaker 1: something right now. I want to give a round of
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  Speaker 1: applause to all the Mexican people for keeping this country going.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Gracias. Mas, mas, mas. Thank you, though. Because
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Mexican people keeping this shit going, bro. They're the wind
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  Speaker 1: and the sail, man. So I salute them. If I
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: see Mexican people, I hit them with that hard right there.
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  Speaker 1: I give them that triple M right there. For Mexico, vaya.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Hit them with that shit, boy. Fuck yeah. Amor. Amor, papa. Amor.
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  Speaker 2: Mama.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Amor or less. Mexico. Thank you. What else
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: is going on? Let's get into some news. I could
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: tell you more about me. I've been a little bit burnt,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want to go into that. What am
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: I dealing with? Let me think about what I'm dealing
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  Speaker 1: with maybe just on a personal level for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening? We have a Netflix special that we're coming
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  Speaker 1: up with soon. We're going to tape that in New
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: York City. So just if you check on social media,
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: on our Instagrams, we'll put it up on there. So
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  Speaker 1: it's exciting. And just thank you to everybody that's come
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  Speaker 1: out over this tour. It's almost over. And I just
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: can't believe it, all the places that we've been. And
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: some of the shows, we always try our best. But
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: thank you guys for showing up and trying your best too. and, uh,
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: given the live show, um, a chance and, uh, yeah,
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: I've definitely learned a lot and yeah. So I just
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  Speaker 1: want to say thank you very much and I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: you for coming out and I hope I can return
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  Speaker 1: the favor to you, uh, in our lifetime. Um, what
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: else is popping with me personally? I went to Hulk
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  Speaker 1: Hogan's funeral.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My tour manager and I went down and, and it was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you get down there and it's beautiful. It
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  Speaker 1: was down in Largo, Florida. And, um, We ended up
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  Speaker 1: meeting up with Kid Rock. Yeah, I was having dinner
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: with him a couple nights before. And he's like, do
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  Speaker 1: you want to go to– he mentioned he was going down.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm going to go to
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  Speaker 1: the funeral. And then he's like, let's go. So we went.
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  Speaker 1: And so that was the crew. We get down there.
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  Speaker 1: And we got to– I mean, it's in a beautiful
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  Speaker 1: church down there. Where was that church? Zach, if you
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  Speaker 1: can look that up for me really fast. Where was
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  Speaker 1: that church down there? Indian River? Indian– Oh, that's a
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  Speaker 1: damn casino, actually. Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Largo, Florida. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Indian Rocks Baptist, almost. I'm just saying, that thing's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of, you know, a couple slow weekends away from
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  Speaker 1: getting overtaken by a casino, bro, it sounds like. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful place, Indian Rocks Baptist Church, you know. And they
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  Speaker 1: have like a baptism. It's actually where Hulk Hogan got
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  Speaker 1: baptized not too long ago. Um, they played that during
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  Speaker 1: the memorial service and it was nice, beautiful place there. Um,
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  Speaker 1: lot of people sitting there. You walk in and there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people in there, you know. Hacksaw was
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  Speaker 1: in there. Mount of the South Jimmy Hart was in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ric Flair was in there. Dennis Rodman was in there.
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  Speaker 1: And he kind of like, he kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think as, as they were pushing the casket out,
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  Speaker 1: it kind of shook, like wobbled a little bit and
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  Speaker 1: he Rodman kind of stopped it, which was kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, you know, it was like one last
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  Speaker 1: rebound kind of just, you know, he kind of just
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: helped toe the line there and just kind of keep
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: the Hulk headed to heaven, I guess, straight away. And, um,
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just, you know, it was kind
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  Speaker 1: of crazy because you're walking, you know, for me, I
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: was walking through a lot of my childhood, just the
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  Speaker 1: moments of all these wrestlers. And some of them's in
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  Speaker 1: wheelchairs and some of them's in, you know, some of
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  Speaker 1: them got on chain mail and shit or fake spines,
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  Speaker 1: all kind of, they got everybody's in there. Fake arm,
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  Speaker 1: fake neck. You got, you know, people in there have
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: so many missing parts. It's just a damn Jim McMahon
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  Speaker 1: Build-A-Bear over there at that Hulk Hogan funeral over there. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, so it was kind of wild just to
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  Speaker 1: see like all like the, you know, parts of my
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  Speaker 1: heroes and stuff like that. And like, and see heroes
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  Speaker 1: from when I was a child, because there was nobody
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  Speaker 1: bigger to us, uh, than professional wrestlers. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: that right out loud. And I'm gonna say that our
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  Speaker 1: love for professional wrestlers was bottomless, bro. Point blank, homie.
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  Speaker 1: We just loved them, dude. I mean, Nate, like me
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  Speaker 1: and my buddy William would stay up at night and
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  Speaker 1: try to watch Saturday night main event when Hulkamania would
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: show up on there and the big boss man and bam, bam,
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  Speaker 1: big hello. Me and my buddy William, both of us
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  Speaker 1: were falling asleep. We would hold each other's eyes open.
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  Speaker 1: I would hold his open and he would hold mine
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  Speaker 1: open and we would just hold each other's eyes open.
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  Speaker 4: Boy, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And we'd eat as many of those red hot fireballs
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  Speaker 1: as we could so our mouths would be like they
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: were dripping blood. And we'd spray WD-40 on our arms
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  Speaker 1: and on each other's backs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Get it on my back, whitey. And we
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  Speaker 1: would do that shit, boy. And we would fall. Just
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  Speaker 1: wait there. Until they came on the screen, the wrestlers.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Ultimate warrior. Rudy the Ravishing, not rapist or whatever. I
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: don't know who that guy was. Oh, yeah, with the
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: hair cutters. The gardener, this like fucking gardener. He had
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: like gardener shears and he would fucking cut your mom's
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  Speaker 1: hair or something. And then she would be a pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: you know? So anyway, yeah, but the wrestling, it was
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  Speaker 1: like we looked up to those guys, you know? Like
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  Speaker 1: on our street, a lot of the kids, there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a lot to look up to. You know, there wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a lot to look up to. So those wrestlers, when they,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it was like, I don't know, wrestling to me,
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  Speaker 1: it felt like it was for poor people, bro. I'm
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: going to say that out loud. You know, just all
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: the character. I don't know. It just, I think there
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: was no barrier to entry for wrestling, right? You didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to have a hoop or a pool. There was
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  Speaker 1: nothing you had to have. You had to have a
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  Speaker 1: younger sibling who was willing to get hurt. You had
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: to have a spare neck brace, and that was all
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  Speaker 1: you had to have. And you could be a professional
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  Speaker 1: wrestler in your house for a little while until your
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: sister got fucking bad off. I remember one time, one
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  Speaker 1: buddy's sister, she'd been fucking, they'd put her in a damn,
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  Speaker 1: you know, my one buddy's finishing move was the damn biopsy.
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  Speaker 1: And that shit, God. You know, you could hear one
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  Speaker 1: of her eyes just rattling in the back of her
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  Speaker 1: throat like one of those lotto balls just coming up
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  Speaker 1: the pipe before you knew the number. I mean, my buddy,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: he would really rip his sister up. But anyway, everybody's
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: fine now as adults, pretty good. But I remember she
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: was all banged up, and they had to use a
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: couple of damn broom handles. I mean, full broom handles,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: not those little, you know, just them little kitchen bitch sticks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about that janitor thing. That fucking, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that janitor carries that big friar tuck broom. That bitch
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  Speaker 1: got that two-inch girth on that big thing, that handle.
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  Speaker 1: And they had her keyed up to a couple of
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: those like a damn scarecrow trying to keep her body
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  Speaker 1: organized enough so she could finish school. So anyway, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: let me get back to it. But when wrestling came
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  Speaker 1: on TV, man, it was like even if I felt
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: horrible about myself as a kid or if I felt
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  Speaker 1: ashamed of where we lived, you know, if I felt,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. if I felt like I didn't have
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: somebody looking out for me or just all that stuff,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: all that stuff that I felt as a child, right?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not, I don't need any self-pity. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you those things I had, you know, that was
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  Speaker 1: part of my heart and brain at the time. And
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  Speaker 1: all that would go away, man, when that wrestling came on.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like when Hulk Hogan came on there at
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  Speaker 1: like It just gave me something. Like I literally gave
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: me something to look up to. I would sit there
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and look up at the screen, you know? It was just,
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: you know, it just gave you something like, it just
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: made you feel kind of like, you know, something's possible.
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  Speaker 1: You might need steroids and you might need, you know,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of fucking fake sweat or whatever. You might
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: need to fucking rub your body against another man at
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: night in different cities around the world. But you can
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: figure it out. And yeah, I just love that, man.
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  Speaker 1: There was something about it in our neighborhood, man. So yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: shout out to my buddy Will Teague over there, Eddie Joe,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Larry Tisdale, Robbie Taylor, the whole gang over there. We
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: loved wrestling, man. It was everything to us. So thank
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: you to Hulk Hogan and all the wrestlers that gave
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: us that. Just gave us that feeling of like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to show up and I'm going to rip
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  Speaker 1: my fucking shirt off. And I'm going to fucking DDT
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: somebody at my workplace. That was good shit. Anyway. Um,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: but yeah, so it was just wild, you know, to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: get to see a lot of different heroes and part
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: of me wanted to stay longer. Um, the people that
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I went with were left early and so I couldn't stay.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to kind of mill around and I got
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: to say some hellos and meet some new people. And, uh,
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  Speaker 1: But I just felt really lucky to go. Nick Hogan
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  Speaker 1: was there, Hulk's son. That was nice. I've met him before,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: but I got to see his wife, meet her. And Linda, Sky,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: two of Hulk's, his wife and ex-wife. And one thing
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: that I thought was pretty neat was whenever Nick Hogan
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: was up there, he was just making a speech. And
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know, he said that, you know, he
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: believes that his father's watching over him. And then he
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: kind of said, he kind of did like a bit
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of an impersonation of his dad. And he's like, what
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you gonna do when the Hulkster is watching over you?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: And I thought that was pretty cool. Anyway, that's through
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it through to wrestling. Uh, what else is going on?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Let's get into a little bit of news. We've got
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: some calls from you guys. Um, I do want to,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you know, I want to try and do more regular episodes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I know I said that before. Um, but with this
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: tour almost done, I'm excited to get a little bit
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: more space so I can feel. And, uh, I want to,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I want to have more space in my head to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: be creative and to feel man. There's, there's days I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: can't even feel and I'm not complaining. I'm just like, dang,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: this is life. You just get, you know, you get going.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: It's hard to tap in sometimes and have a conversation
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: with somebody where your feelings need to be present. And, um,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And that's one thing I've really always loved about this
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: podcast was just like the presentness of feelings. And so
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I am looking forward to having a little more space
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: in my life and time to make that a possibility. So,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: but we'll see, you know what I'm saying? I've said
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: that shit before, but anyway, but yeah, thank you guys
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: so much for support on this tour. I can't even
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: believe it. I want to make a whole slideshow that
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put together and maybe put out, um,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Just to show some different moments, people that we met
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: along the way and things like that. I'll have to
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: figure that out exactly how I'm going to do that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: What do we have here? We got new news here.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Morgan Wallen will not submit music for 2026 Grammys. Wallen,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: who's never won a Grammy despite his status as being
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: the biggest artist in country music, has the best-selling album
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: of 2025 with I'm the Problem. Wow. Morgan Wallen will
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: not be submitting his music for consideration of the 2026
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Grammy Awards. Good for them, man. Good for him. I
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: like that shit. I like it. Fuck it. Because, you know,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the awards are blessing. That kind of stuff's nice. But
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: what does it mean?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: And once you quit saying you could use us for
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: your awards, then they don't have any awards, boy. And
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: the people choose. But also, what the fuck am I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know. And I'm sure there's people
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: out there that are excited to win Grammys. But Morgan
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: always is doing some rogue shit, and I'm there for it.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I'm there for that shit, dog. You're going to make
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: me drive over there and get your deal. Bring up
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: a Grammy on the thing. Let me look at one
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: of these bitches. I wish they gave you a real Grammy.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I wish. Oh, they give you one of
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: these old hearing aid things right here. Now, I wish
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: they gave you a real ass Grammy, boy. Just a
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: beautiful little grandmother would come out and hug you. That's
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: what we should do. Dude, you win a Grammy and
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: then we have like six Grammys back behind a curtain, right?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: And one of them, you know, they spark one of
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: them up a little bit. They kind of, you know,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: touch her in the back with a fork or something.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Nothing heavy, but just, you know, she's doing Grammy stuff.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: She's knitting or something. You got to get her attention.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: And then that one rolls out from behind the curtain
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and hugs whoever wins. Dude, that would be great. Bro,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you telling me I would love a hug from somebody's grandmother? God.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Those hugs are just the way you land in them.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: It's like being at a spa. You get a young
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: hug from one of these young bitches. Some of them
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: are strong and shit. They got, you know, some chick
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: hugged me that day. She had a couple of damn
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: dumbbells in her hand, two barbells. Three and a half pounders. Like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? But you get a hug
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: from a grandmother. She got them damn catcher's mitts full
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: of love. She got two of them bitches, baby. And
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: their arms go right into the tits. They ain't even
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: a difference, bro. That's just a big bicep tit. Tit-sep.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Bicep tit. That's just a damn fucking... That's a fucking
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: love seat. She got them two arms like a damn
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: front end loader. That bitch will hug you. God. So
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: that's what I would like to see. Because a lot
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: of that shit, man, I don't care about that shit.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Put me on your thing. You do this. You won this. Bitch,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: what is that? Bitch, what is that? Then you choose
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: who you think's the best. That motherfucker sold everything out there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: He sold everything out there. Dude, I was talking to
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Morgan a couple weeks ago. He said he couldn't even
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: get a ticket to his own show, bro. That's how
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: sold out them bitches are, dog. So what are y'all
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: even fucking playing, bro? Good for him, man. Fuck them.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: So.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: But now also I can't sing, so I could never
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: win one. But I almost won fifth place in that
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: school spelling bee, baby. And they put me in that bitch.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It was me in the final two. And this girl
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: named Helena, some people called her Big Helena. I didn't
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: do it. But some people did. And the word that
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I misspelled was inconvenience. And she was pregnant at the time.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And she got it. She got it right. That's how
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: it was. They said, can you use it in a sentence?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: And they're like, being pregnant in middle school would be
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: an inconvenience. And that cracked the code for that bitch.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It rattled off them letters. Rattled off them letters. Let
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: me see how many letters in inconvenience, man. You look
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it up here on my perplexity. That's what I use.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Some people use other AIs. I like this one. It's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a little more professional. Let me see. Inconvenience has 13 letters.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: If you spell it correctly, it says on here, dang. Dang,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: this bitch got jokes. All right. Type shit, man. But
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I like that. Let's keep it moving here. Thank you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: guys for bearing with me today. I'm trying to be
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit more imperfect today. And I mean that
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: just in the sense, like in my head, I'm always like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I got to do this. I got to do it. Fuck,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of that. I'm tired of that voice. What
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Oh, wow. Here we go. A
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: woman reported missing by her family in Texas has been
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: found living amongst a lost African tribe in the Scottish woodlands.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: The kingdom of Kubala claimed they have settled in a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: forest in Jedberg with the intention of reclaiming land that
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: was stolen from their ancestors 400 years ago. Wow. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: this lady is living there. We live a very simple
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: life of returning to innocence. We return to nature. And
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: they got photos of them on here. They're grilling stuff
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: like that. They're grilling up a lot of it. It
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: looks like goat and stuff like that. And they vibed out.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: They got like Zulu warrior type of energy out here
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and kind of just chilling in tents. It looks like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: kind of like REI tents. But you got to be careful, man.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I think because a lot of I noticed this in
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: my life. If you take a woman to a certain restaurant,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: they want that lifestyle. They want that lifestyle. Dude, I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: was dating a girl in L.A. for a bit. I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: took her over there to Rainforest Cafe. Three weeks later,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: that bitch moved to St. Thomas and married a brother. St. Thomas. Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: because I'm out here getting that bitch apps over here.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: At Rainforest Cafe. Be careful. You take your lady to P.F.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Chang's and next thing you know, she got all your
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: shit all fuckin'. Chip chopped out at the house, lampshades
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and everything, motherfuckers. She got ninjas on the bookshelf. She
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: got a stack of books and then two ninjas just
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: pushing against each side of them. That's the kind of
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: shit women will do that, bro. You take them to P.F.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Shang's over there. You take a lady over there to P.F.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Shang's and next thing you know, She got you brushing
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: your teeth with a damn bamboo stick or whatever. And
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that's your money buying all of that. So you got
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to be careful. You can easily lose a woman. Somebody
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: probably took this lady to a nice restaurant of some sort.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That's what I would guess. Probably took her out to
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a Caribbean dinner or Scottish meal or something. Because that's it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Missing Texas woman found living in lost African tribe in Scotland.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But yeah, man, that's what happened for me, man. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: took a lady to Rainforest Cafe. And bam, that bitch
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: gone out there. But yes, yes. Living out there gambling.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Plants a bet with me. She's living out there on St. Thomas.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Wearing a grass skirt and shit. Married to some guy
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: who played in the NBA DL. Out there.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: G League.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: That was it, bro. She didn't even tell me bye.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: She's out there saying, you know, I love the islands.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, you didn't even pay half for the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: food we ordered. You didn't even pay half for the food.
• 27:26
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• 27:31
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• 27:36
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• 27:39
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• 27:42
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• 27:43
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  Speaker 1: at valorrecoverycoaching.com. Thank you. Anyway, what else we got? FDA
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart. Gang, boy.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: The Food and Drug Administration. It is warning the public
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: not to eat, sell, or serve certain great value raw
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: frozen shrimp sold at Walmarts to possible contamination with cesium-137,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a radioactive isotope. Gosh, what is happening?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: U.S.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Customs and Border Protection alerted the FDA about possible cesium-137
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: detected in shipping containers at four U.S. ports. If you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: have recently purchased raw frozen shrimp from Walmart that matches
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: this description, throw it away. Cesium is a soft, flexible,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: silvery white metal that becomes liquid near room temperature but
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: easily bonds with chlorides to create a crystalline powder, according
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. Damn, that powder makes
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you want to fucking stay around and see if you
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: can have a little bit of it. A couple of
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: different dates on great value brand shrimp. Those are the issues.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: You can check those out. Honestly, it almost just sounds
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: like an origin story. I bet. Because this is how
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the media works. I bet this is just an origin
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: story for a new Marvel character. That's all it's going
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: to be. This is how they do it. They put
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: something in the media that's not real. And then they
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: create a character on it a year later and bring
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it out. So it's all, it builds in your head.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: That's a psychology, bro. That's a psychology. They have a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: planned story. Way to do it. And that's what this is.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I think this is a new Marvel character. This is Cocktail.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's who it is. Ooh, that's him. Cocktail. Started out
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: as an appetizer. Now he's a fucking boss. We right here. Ooh. Dude,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I like that cocktail, bro. That's the thing I've been
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: getting now. At nighttime, if I'm trying to be on
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: a date, I'm trying to be in love or something, bam, bitch.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I'm getting you that. That little shrimp cocktail, boy. Gah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: You just see them tails, because that's not the cock.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the cock is, bro, and that's fine.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see. But you just see them
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: tails hanging off the edge of that little cup they
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: put them on. Just like a couple stripper legs just
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: hanging off that beach. And I like them, bruh. Cocktail.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: He was an appetizer. Now he's a boss. One shrimp.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: 100 tons of cesium. 137. That could be it, man.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: China's new pregnancy robot is set to replace the human
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: womb by 2026. I've been saying this. The womb is great.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: God made it. It's beautiful. It's that original OG skeet
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: portal from Christ, right? We get that. And it's been amazing.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: But you knew we were getting to this point where
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: they was going to outsource that womb, that baby box.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Because big facts, dude, the womb doesn't even have air con, bro.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: The womb doesn't even have air con, bro. And some
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of them, the plumbing's even bad in them or whatever.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: The baby's in there and they got a dang little
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: piss creek or whatever. Rocking by or something. Because mama's
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: out there, you know, slurping too many lemonades or whatever. Michaladas.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: So that's the kind of shit that pops off around there. So, yeah,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: now it would be great. You can have a little robot,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: even a little Chinese robot. Your baby's in there. You
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: put the egg in there. You put the semen in there.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: It's even like a little microwave door on that bitch.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You put it in there. Set that thing whatever you want,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: mild or whatever. You know, eight months, seven months. You
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: could even do black and mild or whatever. It's a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: little bit. It comes out with that fucking Memphis crisp
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: on it. You feel me? They got all the options now.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And then you and your wife can still read or whatever, fight,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: party or whatever, do a little toot or whatever. And
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: your child is getting organized, Chinese manufactured, really, I guess. Now,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: that is true. That may be sketchy because you have
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: to deal with some Chinese manufacturing. It might get tariffed
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: when you take it out of the microwave. I don't know.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Trump might put that freaking, he might put that Chinese
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: extradition tax when you open that microwave and get your
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: child out. But that'd be great, man. You know, your
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: child's getting raised in a robot. It's running around.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: And it can still complain. You can even put a
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: wig on. It can still be like a wife if
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you need that energy. It can still be like, I
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: need some chocolate pickles for me. I'm tired of. Rub
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: my feet. And you're over there just spraying WD-40 on
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: them bitches, baby. Them little Chinese toes or carpals de chino,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Chinese toes. What else? I think we've gotten through a
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff there on the news. Let's crack into
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: a few calls from you guys. As always, the hotline
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: for this show is 985-664-9503. And thank you guys so
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: much for your support and paying attention and just being
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: a part of our life and letting me be a
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: part of your life. Yeah, I just can't believe that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: this tour is coming to an end, but I'm also
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: excited about it. I'm excited for some new possibilities. All right,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: let's take some calls right here that came in. Thank
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you guys for hitting the hotline. Hey, it's.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Shaky Jake. Just got over a seizure. Looking like David
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Bowie or something.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: It's Shaky Jake, baby. He's that rattler. He's one of
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: God's rattlers out here, baby. He's that damn tuning fork.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: That buddy's got it in him. Let's hear more, brother. Um.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Just wanted to say that the podcast really helps keep
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: me positive and keep me smiling. So thanks, even though
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: things are fucking scary. So thank you, Theo.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you're welcome. And I'm sorry I was making fun
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: of you a few seconds ago on this call. But also,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I just was trying to make it more fun. Because, yeah,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: when you said seizure, and that's that thing, baby. When
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you got them tremors, dawg. You fucking part earthquake, part human.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: You hug a woman while you have one of those,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: she'll never let you go. A lot of these babes,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: they're paying $ 60, $ 70 for that type of action over
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: there at one of these sex shops. So, God, I'm
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: cheering you on here today. Shake it, Jake. He's got
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it in him. And I'd love to know what kind
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: of deal does he have? I mean, here at the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: beginning again, he's got an affliction.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, it's... shaky Jake just got over a seizure looking
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: like David Bowie.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Or and he's got a black eye on him that's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: why he's saying that and the video's on YouTube we
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: popped it in so we got you in there shaky
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and yeah just heal up baby and get better and
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: we've all got something and we've all got something man
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: so I commend you for putting it right out there
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: face forward brother right in this I just mean it
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: just like, bam, this is what I got. You know,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I got that fucking, I got that remix in my nerves.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I got that fucking reverb, homie. That white reverb, I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like that shit. Blessings to you, man. And heal up well, brother,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and heal up soon, man.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: Love you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Let's take another call in here.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Hi, Theo. Big fan. Hello.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I had a question for you. So I've been seeing
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: this guy for about two months. I really like him.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hope he likes me. Well, I'm not
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: so sure because we've been dating for, like I said,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: about two months now and he hasn't kissed me yet.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: And I don't know what to do. The other day
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: he put his arm around me and then he apologized
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: because it accidentally fell down a little bit. a little
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: bit lower off my waist, you know? And so I can't,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: he hasn't kissed me yet. I can't tell if he's
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: gay or if he just don't like me, you know?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Well, there's other options too. Sometimes people don't kiss you
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: because maybe they're sick. Maybe they're sick. You ever thought
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: of that? This boy could be damn terminal and you're
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: over there Wish he'd kiss me, you know? And he's
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: over there just hoping God gives him another afternoon. Let's
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: hear more.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: And I'm typically somebody that likes the guy to take
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: the reins. So this is kind of a sticky situation
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: for me, Theo. And I just wanted to get your
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: advice on it. Much love. You know, I watch the
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: podcast every week.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much. I appreciate that. I appreciate
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: the warm words there. And I'll say this straight up.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: A lot of men out there don't even do kissing anymore.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: They do touching. They do hand touching and wiener. That's it.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Kissing's from damn 1800s or whatever, 1600s Scotland. You see
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: people kissing over there. Bring something up. Let me see this.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Two people kissing in Scotland. 1700s. We'll split the difference.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Two people kissing in Scotland in the 1700s. Bam, look
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: at those MFers, dude. G'day, sir. Oh, fancy the lips, lad. Oh,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you're kissing me, huh? Welcome to Scotland. Yeah, see, so look,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: what I'm telling you, baby girl, is that things have changed,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: you know? Some guys, they don't do kissing. They do
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: hand touch. They do wiener. So that could be what's poppin'.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: And I think, look, a lot of guys even, there's places,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: there's articles now where guys are going to Costa Rica
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and getting their balls even taken off their body. They
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: don't want them. It's dumb. Look at these balls. Like
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: the wiener looks like, you know, like it could get
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: hired by Frontier Airlines. That bitch looks like it's going somewhere.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: The balls, they just look, they look like a couple
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: of damn methadone homies sharing a wide mouth sleeping bag.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: That's all it is. So a lot of people are
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: getting them nuts just clipped right off. And then you
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: say to a lady, it's all ween or no nuts.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: All dick and no nuts, baby God. And to a woman,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: that sounds like a diet. That's a skinny margarita of
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: sex right there. All dick and no nuts. So anyway,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that could be happening. And look,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: it's 2027 or whatever it is. Who gives a shit?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Some people are calling from the future now. People are
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: on different time continuums. What I'm saying is this. If
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you want to kiss him, kiss him. Some woman the
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: other night said, come over here and fuck me, you
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: little fucking honky, you fat fuck. Now, did I go
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: over there? No, it was late. I was tired. But
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I admire that lady, okay? And she will get my
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: vote if she ever runs for office. But thank you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: so much. I would just fucking kiss him. I would
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: fucking take his hands and I would just fucking, I
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: would just be like, or just fucking write fuck me
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: or something on one of his arms. And then he
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: reads it. He's like, fuck me. And then bam. So
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: that's actually, that's illegal. I think that's illegal. So don't
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: do that shit. That's cheating or whatever. Um, But yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I think these days some men are too spooked. They
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: tell the me too shit. Everybody lobbed in everything about that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And now everybody is, you know, every guy's a prey,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you know. So it's like now a lot of dudes,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the good dudes are afraid. They're afraid sometimes, you know.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And I'll say this too. A lot of men, they
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: think the wiener's barely even a wiener anymore in some
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: circles of existence. Some dudes, they just think they got
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that long pussy on them. So let's hear another call here.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: As always, hotline 985-664-9503. Here we go. Hey, what's going on, Theo?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: My name is Jake Smith.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Jake Smith. Thank you for the call, daddy. I appreciate it. Onward.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I was really wondering if you had some fatherly advice.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I got my first baby on the way.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: Um, here in less than a week, I might have
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: to find out.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Boy or girl.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: So we'll see.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: But, uh, a little bit about myself.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm a, I'm a horseshoer now.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I live over here on the countryside, over on the
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: West coast.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Ooh, a horseshoer. And I know what that's called. That's
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: called a, um, a farrier, a farrier. And I'm going
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: to read it right now and shout out to the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: farriers out there. A farrier, a craftsman who trims and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: shoes horses. I appreciate that. Calling in my sister's ex-husband's
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: stepdaddy was a farrier. Cool business. I enjoy watching those
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: farrier videos over there on TikTok. So let's hear it.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I used to work in zoos. Used to take care
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: of lions and tigers, walk them on leashes.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: And so I'm used to.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: The little wild animals. But a wild child, now that's
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: something a little different. Out of my expertise Oh, man.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I think you're going to be fine, daddy. You know,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: y'all got that little cuda gangster heading into the world,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: and that's beautiful. You know, I think that's beautiful. You're
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: going to be fine. If you get to handle a
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: little working at a zoo, you over there with the llamas, bro,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and the gerbils over there, and them baby bears, you know,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: and the hermit crab. Dog, I'm a hermit crab. Be like, whatever, motherfucker.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: We're late for work, dog. That would be my thing, bro.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: In Mexico, they don't have any hermit crabs, bro, because
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: everybody has got to go to work, dog. That shit
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: is a fucking white shit, bro, that lazy shit. Oh,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I'm a hermit crab. Bitch, get off your fucking ass, homie.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: But yeah, dog, you'll be fine. If you babysitting animals
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: and stuff, you got a child on the way, I
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: don't know. You're going to be fine. But I say this,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: look that child in his eyes. And share something good
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: into his face. Because that's all his eyes. His eyes
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: are just absorbing what you're putting out in the world.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: If every time you look at that child, you're full
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: of disappointment or you're discouraged or you're upset, then he's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: going to be upset. It's going to live inside of himself.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: You're casting a spell into your child's heart every time
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you look at him. Now, I don't mean you can't
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: get mad at him or rough him up or fucking
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: tie their legs in a knot and fucking tickle him.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Fucking cover their body in fucking sprinkles. But just know
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: that you got to emotionally raise a child. If you
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: don't teach a child how to feel, then they're going
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: to spend the rest of their life wandering around how
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to feel, homie. So I'm not preaching at you. I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: just wishing you guys the best in kind of an
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: aggressive manner. I guess I'm kind of tired, but that's
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: all right. Praise God. Good luck with that child, daddy.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Yo, it's Emmy.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: What's up, Emmy? Thanks for calling.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: I've been listening to the podcast for a long time.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much. You brighten up my day. I'm
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: hiking or at work. So I'm currently going to dinner
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: with one of my ex-boyfriend's mom. I have kind of
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: a silly question. How do people feel about furthering like
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: a relationship with somebody's parent when you're no longer together
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: um you know me and this lady like we really
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: love each other and if I could she.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Would be my mom oh yeah oh I can totally
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: relate to that I think you know we all you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: know I believe that we get pieces of things of
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: excuse me we get pieces of relationships from different people
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you know like um There were moments in my life
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: where my brother was around or wasn't around or was
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: only so much available because of just positive things in
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: his life or negative things in his life and vice
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: versa me for him. And you find somebody, you get
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a piece of brotherhood from somebody else. You get a
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: piece of fatherhood from somebody else. And I really believe
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: it is that way. Oh, I had so many friends, mothers.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I would be friends with my friend's parents I was
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: way better friends with my friend's parents most of the time.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'd go over there and just bullshit my friend just
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: so I could go be around her parents and freaking chill, smoke.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes my friend, one of my buddy's moms, she used
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to tell us, do not smoke. If you guys get
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: caught smoking, you are fucked, boys. I'm going to pull
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: your fucking feet off of your dick or whatever she
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: would say, some old wives tale or whatever. Then me
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and her would go smoke, do all my buddy was
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: doing some yard work and shit. So it's like, yeah,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I had great relationship with my buddy's parent, with friend's parents.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: That was so much fun. Girlfriend's parents, for sure. Oh,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I got probably 50 of the first hugs in my
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: life from this gal I dated. I got probably 78
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: hugs from her mother. The best. but yeah a lot
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: of that's been a lot of my life so yes
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I think you can I think you get bits and
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: pieces and you just attract yourself to people in life
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and then sometimes those relationships fade but they don't fade
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: like they disappear they just time changes you know And
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: things happen. And sometimes like the waves come and hit
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the beach and they still are hitting the beach, but
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the water, the actual wave that originally hit the beach,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: it'll kind of move down the beach. And so it's
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: still hitting the beach, but it's moved on. And that's
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: how those relationships are sometimes in my life. But I
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: think they're great. And yeah, and then we can do
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that for other people too. You know, nothing makes you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: feel better than when you realize you have a moment
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: doing something with somebody and it means a little bit
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: of something, you know, that's really beautiful. I think, but yeah,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, the love you can get from other
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: people's parents, it's just.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Bottomless.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: You feel me? You didn't think I was going to say,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm feeling goofy today.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Um, Hey, you know, uh, this is Jake, uh, calling
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: from Illinois, Illinois.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: What's up, Jake? Illinois, baby. That's what's up, papa. Let's
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: hear more.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Anyways, I just needed some advice. I work long shifts
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: at work and I let my emotions get the better
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: of me sometimes. You know, I struggle with a little
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: bit of an alcoholic problem. And I know you've probably
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: talked about this plenty of different times. I've listened to
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: a lot of your podcasts, but it's really affecting my
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: relationship and the way I go about certain things that
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: upset me. And I can't seem to find that within
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: me to get there. My girlfriend that I'm with is really...
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Really seeing the bad side of me that I don't
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: want her to see. But anytime anything really gets a
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: hold of me that I don't like, just takes over
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm not the same guy that I was.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Amen, brother. Look, I appreciate you calling. I appreciate you
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: letting me know and just sharing with us what's going
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: on with you. Yeah, man. Anger has been.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: It's been a big problem of mine over the years.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: You know, I think for one, for me, is there's
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: been a lot of rage from being young and never
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: got out. Rage. I mean, fury. I mean, a fucking
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: fireball that has endless fuel. I think as an adult,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you know, the things that I noticed for me with
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: anger was unrealistic expectations of others. Unrealistic expectations of others.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I was able to help figure that out through recovery,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: through 12-step program. Now, that doesn't mean I figured it
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: out and then it solved it. You know, at different
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: times when I've been in and out of the program,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I've like, you know, had to do the steps again
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: and realize it's still a problem. Still a problem. But yeah,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: unrealistic expectations, expecting people to know things before I told them.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: That was a big part of mine. Of what caused
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: me anger, you know, because then I'm, you know, then
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just, I'm always in conflict with everything. So that
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: would be the only thing I think I could recommend
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: would be if you go through 12 steps and you
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: get through, and there's different programs. You mentioned some alcoholism,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if you're an alcoholic or not.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You will know. It's self-diagnosed. But I do know there's
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: other programs. If you aren't, that's still of the 12 steps.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: And when you go through step four and five and six,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: you really start to figure out your character defects. And
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: that can be a blessing. That's a gift. Yeah. Anyway,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can really recommend that I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: have had experience with. But yeah, I just would be
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: so angry. And a thing like, I couldn't, I wish
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I wanted to let that anger out. So the crazy
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: part is that anger will live in you and then
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: you let it out years later. Sometimes the people you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: want to let it out at, they're not even there anymore.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: They're gone. They're ghosts. Man, so it just can feel
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Then it's almost like you fucking feel it again. Because
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: now you're angry that, you know, now you're having to
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: deal with it again. Not only was it in you
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: at one point because you were furious, but now it's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: in you again because it's trying to get out of you.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: It all comes to the surface, baby. That's what I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: do believe. But look, man, if you do something for yourself,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: then something will be different. That's the truth. If you
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: do one thing, then something. Something. You know, nothing changes
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: if nothing changes, baby. They say that. And it's the truth, man.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And if you heard that and you didn't understand it,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: then I'm just going to say it again slow. Not
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to preach at you. I just want
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you to hear it, right? Nothing changes if nothing changes.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: So when I've heard that in my life, it's been like, okay,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: how long do I want to sit here and not
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: take an action, but expect things to be different. It
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: kind of just, it put a mirror in front of
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: me sometimes, but all right, we got one more call
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: right here that came in. Um, as always the hotline, nine, eight, five, six, six, four, nine, five,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: zero three. Let's see what we got.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: What's up brother. Thanks for calling.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah, man.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I just caught that shit with Joaquin Phoenix, dude.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: And he's the shit.
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: Uh, I bet that was wild.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it was fricking wild, dude. So I'll tell you. So, um, well,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: he said on the, on the video that the, on, on,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: on the podcast, the reason he, he, that he came
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: on was because he'd seen this video talking about the
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: stuff in the middle East. And, um, which was interesting
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: to me because, you know, some people don't want to
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: think about that or hear about it. And I respect that. Uh,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: But just that he said that was interesting. But outside
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: of that, just to get to see him, you know,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: he's had such a fascinating life. You know, just from like,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: if you just go read up on his history, just
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: traveling and kind of like a cultish, no school, like
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: youth and just this whimsical life. Jack Kerouac, if they're
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: at a, it's almost like Peter Pan goes to a
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Grateful Dead type of show, you know, just, I don't know,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: just so many different things. And then just like how
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: talented he is, you know, and with him, and I
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: don't even mean this like in a, it's talent for sure,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: but it's almost feels, he's so unique that it feels
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: almost other worldly, you know, it feels, uh, I mean,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you know, some actors, they have feelings. You can relate
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to the feelings. He'll have feelings and connect behaviors to
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: them that some of us have never even had. It
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: feels like, so it's just, yeah. So I just felt,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I just felt so lucky and, you know, I wanted
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to be gracious to him. I wish there was more
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: things we could have talked deeper about, but it's weird.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You don't, you don't want people to think you're trying
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: to just talk about certain things or tough times. Um, and,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and you're trying to get to know somebody and let
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: them know that you're trying to be as authentic as
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: you can, or like, you know, that you don't have
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: any ill will, you know, I think, you know, so anyway,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of overthinking it, which is like my ego
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: starting to flare up, but I thought it was awesome, dude.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Let me hear more what you had to say.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you're talented too, though.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: It's like you're sitting across from just somebody in the business,
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I reckon.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: But at any rate, you know, I do enjoy his
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: movies quite a bit.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, no, I enjoyed it, man. I hugged him
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like three times in the hallway, and I was like,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: holy shit, dude. I think, you know, I mean, yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get married to a woman one day
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: or something, but I can't hug him anymore. That was
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: what I realized. I was like, oh, you can't hug
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: somebody you don't know. Somebody, if they're nice, will let
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: you hug them three times, but You shouldn't keep hugging
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: that person, you know, especially if they're, you know, it
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: wasn't like, it wasn't, it was fine, but it was definitely,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: there was, there was no more hugs. You could hear
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: somebody say it. Nobody said it, but you, we both
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: heard it, right? It was that kind of thing. So,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: but no, he was gracious and I felt lucky. And
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that movie, Eddington, no joke, I think is one of
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: the neatest roles. Austin Butler's in it. Pedro Pascal. Or
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Peso Pluma's dad, I think, is in it. I'm not
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: even sure. Check it out. Anyway, thanks. One more call
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  Speaker 1: right here. Let's get to it.
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  Speaker 6: What's up, man? This is Miles.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Miles? Damn, that feels like responsibility, dog. Having
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: that name? Gah. Every time I go for a jog, fuck. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Onward.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to talk to you about your brother. I
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: recently got close to my brother in He's 12 years
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: older than me. I swear I'm not a mistake, but
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: we got close. We worked together. He means a lot
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: to me. I see the videos of you talking about
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: your brother. There's a lot of things I want to
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: say to him. You helped me with that. We saw
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: your comedy show in Kansas City. You rocked it. I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: don't think I've ever seen my brother cry until that moment. And,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: you know, I think you kind of helped us come together.
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  Speaker 6: But my point is that I love you, man, and
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  Speaker 6: keep doing what you're doing. And you helped me. You
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  Speaker 6: helped me and my brother. And I hope your brother
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: is doing good. And I love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Peace out. Well, thank you, bro. That's nice of you
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  Speaker 1: to say, dude. I think that's, yeah, man, I appreciate it, dude.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, bro. I liked how at the end you said,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I love you guys. You know, you included my brother,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: even in that statement. Uh, I thought that was very
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: thoughtful of you. Um, yeah, you know, I think this
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: goes back to even to that lady that called earlier
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: saying like, do we, you know, is it okay to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: be friends with, uh, an old friend's mother or an
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: ex's mom? You know, it's like we get pieces of
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: relationships from different people over time. Um, And some people
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: fill in the blanks for us while people aren't there
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: or can't be there. But yeah, having a brother, man,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: it's just like, I'm so glad you guys have gotten
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: some moments. Oh, dude, a moment with my brother where
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I know that he loves me or I'm able to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: let him know that I love him. I don't know
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: why that kind of stuff is so hard sometimes for
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: some brothers. But yeah. Oh, yeah. Those are some of
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: my favorite things. You know, like one day whenever I die,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: that's the feeling I want to feel when I'm leaving,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: you know? I think that's where I would go back
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to in my head or my heart, just go back
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to that space, you know? Because it's kind of like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: as close as you will get. And also, it's like
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: having somebody that cares about you, but also can be
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: like a detective because they have the same clues as
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: you inside of them. So being able to conversate and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: stuff about those things and work things out, it's awesome.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I'm glad y'all got to do that. Thank you for
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: coming too, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah. And you know, brothers,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: older brothers, we don't get, we should have a special
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: day for them. You know, they, they take a lot
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: of the, they take a lot of the early heat
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: in the world. They are experimental for a lot of families.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, let's see what happens with Gary. You know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: they send, you know, Or they'll be like helicopter, they'll
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: have them in a fucking, you know. But it gets different, though,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: when you get on now sixth, seventh child, that motherfucker
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: ain't got no clothes on. You know, Gary's got to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: wear a damn neck brace full time. He's got polio shots.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: He didn't even have polio, but they gave him so
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: many vaccines, he's damn got it now. He's got, you know.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: So I think it's, they do a lot to that
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: early brother. And then we get to watch and see
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: and learn the landscape. And then you're always trying to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: be your older brother, but be yourself. But yeah, thank you, man.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know what else to say today
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: about it. But we should have a brother's day in
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the world, you know? And I know the brothers out
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: there in Philly are bottomless, dude. I know that, you know?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: But I mean, we should have a brother's day, man.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: You know, where there's just like a special time for
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: brothers right there. Because Indian dudes, they have it all
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: the time. You see a couple Indian brothers, they holding
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: hands and everything. They over there putting fucking, you know,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: zitzaki on each other's necks and shit. Them dudes is
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: close as hell. But yeah, I'm happy for you, bro.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm happy that you thought today I'm going to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: call today. I'm just going to tell somebody else I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: love my brother. It's kind of, you know, it's. It
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: sounds bizarre to say that, but it also sounds like
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: one of the most important things you could do. Tell somebody,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you know, I fucking love my brother. Like, well, damn,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: all right. You know, find a state where it's legal
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Trump will take it away. Anyway, thank you
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: for the call, bro. I love your brother, too. And
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: you tell your brother, I said I'm proud of his brother.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Dustin Poirier's retired, but that's okay. We never give up
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: on him. We love him. He's going to be out
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: there fighting crime. I don't know what he's going to be,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: that Bayou Batman, you know? That's who he is, baby.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: James J. Braddock of the Bayou Swamp Dorella, man. You
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: know it. We still got love. He's in our hearts
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: always as we move forward. I will say this one thing.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I bought myself something nice. We donated to the Dustin
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Poirier Foundation and we got his Final Fight gloves. And
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: so those are going to be in the studio. And
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: so he was one of our first guests. He's given
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: us a lot of support, but also a lot of
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: inspiration over the years. And that's another place right there,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking out loud, where sometimes you get a piece
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: of a brother or a sister or a mother or
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: a friend or something, you get it through somebody else.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And those are gifts from God. And to anybody out
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: there who doesn't have a sibling or they've lost a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: sibling or something like that, Feel that channel of your
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: sibling through others. I hope that there's an opportunity for
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: you to feel that or that there's an avenue of
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: grace that opens up in your life today or this
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: week where you get to feel something like that. Because
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I believe that people on the other side can feel
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: them when we talk to them. I believe they, not
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: only do they feel it, I bet they hear it
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: in beautiful stereo. I bet all of our siblings and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: family members could be at a big rave somewhere. And
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: whenever we say something to them from this side, The
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: DJ's out there and he just remixes the words, you know.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: I love you, Ronnie. You know. We miss you, Jillian.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: We miss you, Jillian. But anyway, praise God. You guys
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: be good to yourselves. Thank you for letting me be
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: a part of your life. Sorry I was kind of
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: chatty today. Thank you, guys. Love y'all. And thanks for
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: loving me. Or thanks for just listening even. Even if
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: you hate me, just fucking thanks for tuning in. Praise God.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone Oh,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: of mind I found I can feel it in my
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: bones