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Ep. 60 Why Does My Pee Smell? · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Uh, I mean, I still ate it, of course, but, like, I'm sitting
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there and I'm like, what in the heck did they do to my popcorn? Like, I
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stood there and watched the guy, like, onto the
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popcorn.
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Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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podcast about bathrooms
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recorded this week. We're back
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in my home bathroom. Uh, it's good to
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be back. Uh, but it was a delight
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to get to spend some time, uh,
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in a friend's domain last week.
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So thank, uh, you again, Gavin, for having
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the show and for, uh, enlightening
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us on the woes of
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law enforcement and bathrooming. Um,
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I've shared, uh, on the show that
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I am an, well, I'm going to say
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enthusiast, uh, of the beautiful black
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beverage coffee. Uh, it is so good,
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and it definitely changes the
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makeup of what is going on,
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like,
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downstairs, specifically back
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door. But it
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primarily does that through, again, the laxative
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properties of the coffee, which,
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again, our friend Gavin last week so
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graciously, uh, discussed
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how it is an organic laxative, and so that's why we
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choose it. And before we get into the show,
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I want to just take a brief note
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here. And I got, first
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fatty sunburn. Not, um, really bad, but
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it's there. And, um, so
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might need to get some aloe or something. Probably not,
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because it's not that bad yet. And did
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wear my wife's sandals to
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school. I, uh, work at a school. I did wear
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those this week and stretched out the straps. So she
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hasn't figured that out yet, but she's probably hearing me from the
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other room and is discovering it in real time,
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so that's fun. But, yeah,
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this week on the show, um,
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we're going to discuss coffee. But this isn't
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the coffee extravaganza. Um,
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but we really want to,
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uh, come at looking at a
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wild function of human
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phenomenon, uh, and
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ask and answer one of those age old
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questions. We've all been in this
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situation. You're over at family dinner,
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or maybe you're staying the night at
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someone's house, and you're having dinner,
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and dinner is served.
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And what's that? That is
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plated before you. Your favorite
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friend, asparagus.
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Asparagus is there. And
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while you might love asparagus wrapped in
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anything or just straight up, I'm a
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straight up guy myself. I know some people got to wrap
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that noise in bacon just to feel
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okay about themselves. But just eat the asparagus.
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It's pretty good. But you
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know what's coming. As soon as you numb m
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down those little tree
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friends, you uh, know that there's going to be some
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wild smells coming from the
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urination station later on. And so
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this week on privy, we want to ask, and
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hopefully answer the question of
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why does our pea smell? And
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more importantly, why do certain foods
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make it smell weird? And so
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to look at this, uh,
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um, I did another one of those cursory, like,
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hunter searches the Internet, because
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here's the deal. Y'all could
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just pop onto the Internet and hit up google
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and find all of these answers yourself. But
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I think why you're coming here is to just
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maybe listen to a crazy guy
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just go on too long about the things that
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happen in the bathroom. And if that's the case, I'm glad you're
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here for it. So why does our pea smell?
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Well, the default smell
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of urine, which, um, never,
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if you're out on a date, those
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words should never, ever be said.
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Never use the phrase, well, the default
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smell of urine, if you're ever out with someone
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ever. But the default smell
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of urine basically depends on
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how well a person is hydrated, as well as
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their diet and any sort of medical concerns or conditions
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they may have. There is what I like to
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call a lot of variables here. Uh, and
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the default smell of urine
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has kind of like an ammonia flavor.
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And we kind of discussed that on our
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weird uses of urine episode. And we're not going to get
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back into the ammonia compound situation
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here, but that was due
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to primarily the fact that it has
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been used for cleaning and the ammonia. And they've used
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that. But the way that
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that ammonia compound
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gets in the urine, because you might be thinking to yourself,
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well, know, I
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got up, I had my cuff of Joseph or
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two, and I snacked down my lunch and,
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uh, went about my day, maybe had a snack, bunch of
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water. I mowed a lawn today.
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So, you know, I supp down some water real
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fast. You put down one of them 20 ounce water bottles
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in less than 30 seconds when you're thirsty enough.
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Yeah, I watched this kid on TikTok,
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like, slam four of those in a row and then bottle flip the last
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one, and every one of his friends lost their
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freaking mind. It wasn't the best things I've ever seen.
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Um, but the flavor,
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that smell, that
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ammonia just
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wash, gets in there as
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your fluids and other waste
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products is passed through the kidneys.
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So the kidneys is the part that does a lot of the
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cleaning. Most pee, if you want to know what it's
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made up of. So, on. Um, SpongeBob,
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you got plankton, right? Plankton's got one of those, like,
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you stick the thing in the thing, and it tells you
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the breakdown makeup of what it's
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made of. And he sticks in, like, seaweed.
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And it said 50% sea,
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50% weed, which is. That's a
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funny joke. But, um, if you were
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to waz into Plankton's,
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uh, tell me what's inside of it machine,
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they should make a character that's a mix between
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Dr. Dufensmurtz and Plankton. That would be an
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interesting mashup. I actually might be into that.
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Um, but if you were to pee into Plankton's,
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what's in it? Inator, if you will.
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Um, what's
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in it? Rp is primarily
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made up of water,
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salt, electrolytes, which, as I understand it,
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is just, like, super salt. Um, that's just
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Gatorade. Like, gatorade is electrolytes and
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urea or uric acid. These
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are often, like, a protein compound.
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More on those in a little bit. And those two, the urea
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and uric acid, those are produced
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in the kidneys when they're filtering out all
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the yucky stuff your body doesn't need. And so
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if you're a person who's hard on your kidneys, just
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drink a bottle of water. Like, do your kidneys
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a favor and drink yourself a big glass of water. Right now,
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dump one down for your kidneys. And
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think of your kidneys as, like, one of them
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Brita water filters. And, you know that top
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part that I think it just has grit in it and it
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filters the water down. But that top part
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gets all of the
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nasty stuff. It
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traps it all up there. And then sometimes it
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gets, like, that weird black, like, hoogity boogity up
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there. That black hoogity boogity is the
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urea and uric acid that is passed through
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your pee. The badness. The badness
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and the sadness. And so your
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kidneys are doing a lot of the
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heavy lifting of, uh, filtering out the 40
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ounce coffee and that big gulp you drank
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for lunch. You know what I'm saying? I see
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these people that, like. So I start my day
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with, um, between
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20 and 40oz of coffee. I
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know it's fine. It's
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over the course of, like, four to 6 hours, but
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still. But, uh, here's the deal. There's some people
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that start their day, like, prior to
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lunch, prior to 10:00 a.m. They start
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their day with a huge soda pop.
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And I'm not trying to talk you out of
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that if that's how you start your day you do
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it. But get off my chuff about
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my coffee. There is no
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sugar in my coffee. It's black.
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It's blacker than sin, so
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just cool it. And you know, those,
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like, those are going to generate some wee,
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like the big gulp soda and a, uh, big
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old fatty coffee. Those are going
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to generate some uric acid.
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I'll tell you what, and the more
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of that uric acid in your
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pea, the more likely that we get
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that weird pea smell. Or as
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the layman would say it, the more dehydrated you
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are. What a world. So
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here's the deal. If your pea is
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extra stinky, it could
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be some sign, like, I'm talking extra
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stinky. It could be some sign
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of a condition or possibly an
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illness. And chief amongst these, and probably
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the most common, would be some sort of
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bladder or urinary tract
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infection. Uti. Not to
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be. Um,
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yeah, uid,
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that's a different thing. Um, ied.
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Ued. We're not going to talk about that. Uh,
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it could also be a blood disorder. Like if your pea
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has a wild stank, could be something
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blood disorder, such as diabetes
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or a metabolic disorder where your body is
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not absorbing or breaking down things, as it
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should. Your pee can get stinky from all of
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these. And before we move on to the
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like, why do some things
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make my pee smell a certain way? I, uh,
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need to share something very weird here, and this is going to
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tie into and hopefully pay off later on the show.
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But for now, it's time for a mid episode
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segment of hunter's
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anecdotes to keep you afloats.
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This short, hunter's anecdotes to keep you
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afloats is called p wires crossed.
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So when I was in middle school, and
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as I thought back on this, after writing my notes
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down, I, uh, think the. The
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catalyst of this happened. We're gonna get to that in a minute.
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Uh, because I put that, I don't know when this happened, but I
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smacked my head pretty good when I was in late middle,
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early high school, and
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I think that's the catalyst of when this
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phenomenon began. Um, but
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in middle and high school,
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something happened. And one day, uh, me
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or my parents or me and some friends, I don't remember who, but
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we went to the movies, and we got some popcorn. You
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get your big old bucket of popcorn, and the
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dude's like, do you want butter? And,
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uh, up until now, because I'm too
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old to put butter on my popcorn otherwise,
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it gives me what we call a tummy ache,
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because my tummy is fragile to
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popcorn, apparently. Uh, but
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he's like, do you want butter? It's like, yes, sir. Load me
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up. And
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m he's getting the butter all over there.
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Uh, and he hands you this giant box of
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popcorn. Like, if one person ate this large popcorn,
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they should be hospitalized. Um, like, it's bigger
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than most people's heads. Uh, and so you get your
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popcorn, and you trundle into the movie,
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and you plop it down. You're sitting there, and I
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always try to wait to eat my corn before the movie, until the
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movie starts. Otherwise, I'm going to blast through that bucket
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before we're halfway through. So you're sitting there, and the movie's
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going, and I reach for that
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movie corn, which, again, tears me
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up something fierce. Nowadays. I think it's the butter. It has to be
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the butter. I'm an old man stage of life, but I reach for the
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corn, and as I raise my fist full
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of poppid corn to my mouth,
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I smell you take that
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big draw. That big draw. That's the sound
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of allergy nostril, by the way. Um, you take that
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big draw of poppet corn into your face
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hole. And most
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people are like, my goodness, I love the smell of popcorn, and I
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do, too. But when I did it this time in
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the movie theater, I got the overwhelming
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smell of urine. And,
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uh, I mean, I still ate it, of course, but I'm sitting
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there and I'm like, what in the heck did they do to my popcorn? Like, I
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stood there and watched the guy, like, onto the
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popcorn. And so I ignore the
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impulse and I just eat the popcorn and finish the
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movie. It's like, okay,
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it's just some weird thing. Maybe some little kid is
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in the movies and they had an accident. You just smelled the pee a little bit. Who
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knows? But you never know. Um, and so a month
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or so later, we're sitting around the house,
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and my dad will regularly pop. Just
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randomly. He will just show up on scene with a bag of
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popped corn. And it is one
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of his greatest credits. Uh,
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nobody's ever upset by it, I'll tell you that right
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now. Um, but my dad shows up with just a bag of
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popped corn, and I
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go and rip that colonel delight right open,
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and you get that first whiff of a
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fresh bag you're just getting up on there. And I hit
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it with again. The smell of
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pea meets my nostril
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holes, and I'm going, what is going on right
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now? And as time goes on,
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I notice that it's interchangeable.
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I find that sometimes when I pee or
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even like, uh, there's been times where I've been
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pooping and I've been sitting there and somebody comes in and
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blasts a rigorous stream.
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And I smell it, and I'm like, my goodness, it smells
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like popped corn. It's
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uncanny and unsettling, if
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I'm going to be honest.
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And then other times, I rip open a box
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of corn or a bag of corn, and it smells like
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pea. And I don't understand it,
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but it has made for some weird moments.
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Like, I remember the first time I explained this to my
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wife, and she was just like,
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what? Are you serious? I was like,
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yeah, it smells like pee. I, um, know it's
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not. Um. And when our kids
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were both in diapers, there would often
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be a moment where popcorn would be popped in
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the home, and I would smell it, and I would think that one of our
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children had an accident, only to be reminded that
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my nostril is a freak nostril.
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And it is made for some weird
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moments because coupled with the fact that my
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nose is broken in this very specific way, I
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also don't have a filter. Um, and so one time
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in college, shared bathrooms. Gotta love it. I've shared
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about the shared college bathrooms before.
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Someone had just blasted off team
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rocket were blasting off again, big stream of
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wi. And it smelled so strongly
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of wi in the bathroom. Like, not Nintendo's
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wi, but like
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trucker Dave wi. You know what I'm saying?
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Big urine. And
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I swear I walked into the bathroom and I just began
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asking people if there was fresh
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popped popped corn in the bathroom, because
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my brain was convinced that it was
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popcorn. Like, it smells like popcorn. My
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brain p wire is
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crossed. And it hasn't always
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been. Uh, sometimes
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I smell my pee. Not in a weird way,
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but you know how when you pee and you just do catch a whiff of
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it? Sometimes I do that, and it doesn't smell
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like popcorn. And sometimes I enjoy a
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bag of popcorn, and it doesn't catch
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me with my brain thinking it's urine.
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It's not a consistent thing, but it is a thing that happens.
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And it's freaking weird because I love
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popcorn. So when it does happen,
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it can be unfortunate because it's like, well,
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man, I kind of wish it didn't smell like a little bit like
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pea,
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but I can't be that grossed out because just
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last week, I drank, like,
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16oz of orange juice that was over 40
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days past the date. And so, uh,
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this pea smelling popcorn, it doesn't really matter to me.
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I'm going to snack it down because it's delicious.
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And that is a
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brief hunter's anecdotes
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to keep you afloat. Uh,
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this week we want to discuss
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the many things that makes pea smell
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weird. What does it,
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and why? And so some
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famous quote, famous foods that will rank your
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bank include, and we mentioned this at the top
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of this show, asparagus.
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Asparagus. You know, it would be
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a wild episode of vegetable tales
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where they explore like, hi,
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I'm junior asparagus, and I'm coming to grips with
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the consequences of my actions. And they use
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the smelly water
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as a consequence. And that way it's just like a
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joke for the parents. It's like, hey, parents, you know what this stuff does
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to, you know what I'm saying? Uh, I
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think in my riffing
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on that vegetable tales show, I
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may have just accidentally wrote the synopsis for
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the fake book and the publishers in elf
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that they talk about writing about with the self
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conscious piece of asparagus, who has the smelly
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pea. But anyway, wow,
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what a wild tangent. Um, asparagus makes your
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pea smell weird when the
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asparagus fluids in your kidneys,
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uh, meets up with the kidneys, and it's
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broken down into a compound.
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And that compound is called none
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other than
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asparagusic acid.
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Yes. Uh, the asparagus
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p produces what is
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called asparagusic acid
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because why else would it be named
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asparagusic acid?
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This acid contains sulfur
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compounds, which is what cause the
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unpleasant smell. This
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phenomenon can also be observed
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sometimes outside of asparagus. If you
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eat natural sugars, such as
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dried fruits, it can make your pea smell sweet. Um,
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and if this happens, like, if your pea smells
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sweet too often. I'm not a doctor. Big
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disclaimer here. I'm not a doctor. But if your pea smells
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overly sweet too often, go see a doctor.
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Because it could be an early sign of
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diabetes as the sugars have not been
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broken down appropriately in your urine.
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This phenomenon, this sweet smelling pea,
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can also be observed if someone consumes too
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much honey. Other things of
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note that cause some rank waz
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are fennel and brussels
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sprouts. You may have heard of
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garlic breath. Like, it's what
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SpongeBob and Patrick ran around with when they weren't
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really ugly. We're, uh, not ugly. We just
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think you take your date out
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for a hot round of all you can eat pasta
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bowl, and you're three deep on a garlic loaded
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pasta, buddy. And now you have bad breath problems.
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Well, garlic can also
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hit up your golden streams. It's not just a bad
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breath problem, it's a bad pea
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problem. When it's broken down in the kidneys,
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garlic produces the same chemical that makes
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you less kissable. Allele methyl
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sulfide, the culprit here being again, the
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sulfur compound. But this time with the
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garlic smell. I've never done a garlic pea, and
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I wonder if it's like my popcorn thing where sometimes it makes
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you want popcorn. After the experience.
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Did you know it's possible to get too many
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vitamins? Yeah. Vitamins, if you didn't
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know, are rocks that make your body
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powerful. If you gobble up
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too many of these power rocks, it's going to
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do some weird stuff to your pee.
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The flintstones yummy vitamins. They're
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delicious. But if you eat half of the
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container, it's going to do some weird stuff to your pea.
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That's a lot for your pea to break down. And
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it could change it. Not just the smell, but it
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could change the color to kind of a peaish
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shade of green, which would
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freak my beans so hard. If I peed and
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what looked like lime Gatorade came
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out, I think I might pass out.
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Like, if I'm standing there, zip,
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drop, sploosh, and the
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sploosh just looks like
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some sort of weird, like, green
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shampoo. I, um, think I might
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pass out on that or think I was an alien.
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I'm not sure which. If you get too many
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b vitamins, it's reported that your pea
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can smell like fish.
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Uh, that's
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such a terrible image to me. The
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worst smell in the universe is
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nothing that comes out of a bathroom. The
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worst smell in the universe is the smell
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of tuna fish that has
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been soaked and sitting in
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a container in the sink in warm
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water. And it has sat for more than
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1 second in that water. So
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bad. Stinky tuna fish water is way
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worse. I would rather somebody rip
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beef square into. Well, no, I wouldn't,
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but, like tuna, uh, fish water is way worse
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than any fart on this universe. But we're really getting
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into the weird zone here. Like fish smelling
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pea. That's wild. As I
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noted, there are a number of medical concerns that
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can be related to the smell of pea.
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And in short, if you're concerned, call your doctor. Go
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see your doctor. A couple that I
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have shared, um, as far as weird
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things that make your pea smell weird, one, uh,
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that I experienced is coffee, that
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beautiful brown bean brew. If
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you're sick of the chemistry part of the episode so
23:42
far, strap in, because we're not done.
23:45
Coffee contains the compound
23:49
hydroxynamic
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cynamic. Run at it again.
23:54
First try. Here we go.
23:56
Hydroxynamic acid.
23:58
That has to be it. The hydroxy
24:01
cynamic acid is what makes coffee
24:04
smell so good and is
24:06
responsible for why coffee is considered to be good for
24:09
you. Do you hear that?
24:12
It's considered to be good for you.
24:15
So drink up here on
24:18
privy. We drink the coffee, pour yourself a
24:21
beautiful cup of bean juice, and if you don't like
24:23
bean juice, that's totally fine. I'll let you marinate
24:26
on it. You know what I'm saying? This acid,
24:29
the hydroxy cynamic acid,
24:32
when it is broken down, but when it is broken
24:35
down, it can't get rid of all that acid. And
24:38
so the more coffee that
24:41
you have, the more likely that some of
24:44
that hydroxy ceramic buddy is getting
24:47
through and going to sneak through. They're like,
24:51
um, no, actually, it's more like, dear lord,
24:54
there's so much here we have to let some through. And
24:57
sometimes there is so much that, as I have
25:00
shared, your pea will just smell like a
25:03
cup of coffee. This, coupled with the
25:06
caffeine dehydrating, you may make the
25:09
sensation even worse. When more than
25:11
one cup is consumed and, you know, more
25:14
than one cup is consumed, another that I
25:17
have experienced is Cheerios. Or more
25:20
specifically, honey smacks. Ye
25:23
oldie Diggum's frog is serving up the
25:25
smacks. And sometimes when you eat two men of
25:28
old diggum's oat cereal, puffed
25:31
rice, I don't know if it's puffed. Whatever. It's puff something.
25:34
Puff the magic puff dragon. You know what I'm saying? Hoofity
25:37
puffity. Show me the woofity. You get oat
25:40
juice in your pee. That's what you got to know. Old
25:42
diggum's frogs getting your weird pee.
25:46
Or at least that's what my brain does. And these
25:48
phenomenon are usually when the thing is consumed
25:51
or was consumed in way too high of
25:54
quantities. You overdid it.
25:57
Last for me, and as I shared earlier in
25:59
Hunter's anecdotes, is the popcorn.
26:03
After the fact, I went and did some self validating
26:06
research, and it turns out with the power of the
26:09
Internet and the googling this nonsense, I'm less
26:11
of a freak than I thought I was. Because here's the thing.
26:15
I've never felt more validated in my entire life.
26:18
It's real. This is real.
26:21
I've decided to share the quote
26:23
directly as it is written on
26:25
healthline.com.
26:27
Healthline.com writes this
26:30
quote. Some common foods that
26:32
may cause your urine to smell like
26:35
popcorn include. Drum
26:38
roll, please. Popcorn.
26:41
There you go. But wait, it gets
26:44
better. Large amounts of protein, which
26:47
is high in ketones, and
26:49
coffee, which contains large amounts
26:52
of chemical compounds that leave the body through
26:55
your urine. This is it.
26:59
If you know me,
27:01
you know that
27:04
I will consume three things. This
27:07
dude loves popcorn. He will eat some
27:10
meat, and, you had better believe,
27:13
guilty as charged. I love, love,
27:15
love that beautiful brown bean
27:18
juice. Love coffee. It's the, uh,
27:20
popcorn. Urine triforce has been
27:23
completed and has blasted itself
27:26
out of my nether region. I have my
27:29
answer. There's one more
27:32
thing that is kind of wild and can
27:35
make your piece smell different. And I saved this one for the end
27:38
here, because what in the freaking heck?
27:41
Sometimes inside our bodies,
27:43
our organs can touch
27:46
each other and they can rub up against each
27:49
other, and they're
27:52
not supposed to do that very much. And sometimes when
27:55
that happens, there can be
27:57
holes formed between one
28:00
organ and the other. These organ holes
28:03
are called fistulas. Yep,
28:06
fistula. It's an unfortunate sounding
28:08
term, but when this happens,
28:12
things can pass between those
28:15
holes. They're like weird portals or,
28:18
like, ways through the upside down
28:21
from one organ to the next. And
28:24
sometimes a fistula can
28:27
form between the bladder, which
28:29
traditionally stores urine, and the
28:32
stomach or digestive tract, which traditionally
28:35
stores dookies. And when this
28:38
happens, sometimes the pee system
28:41
can get infected with poopy particles,
28:44
and you're going to have a fart pee.
28:47
Love you. Love you, too.
28:52
Yep.
29:00
Uh, wife just came in. Clutch with the
29:03
drink. But you get a pea fart, fart
29:06
pee, much like the green pea
29:09
thing. If I'm peeing. If I'm
29:12
peeing and I get a big draw of that pea smell
29:15
and it smells like a fart, I would be so
29:17
freaked. Our bodies are amazing.
29:21
Yeah. So what's happening on this is some of the poopy matter
29:24
is getting in your pea stream, and it's making your pea smell like a
29:27
fart or a turd, and it's just wildly
29:29
disturbing. Um, our bodies are amazing. That's what you got
29:32
to know. Um, and sometimes the systems
29:35
we have in place produce smells we would not
29:38
expect. And I think what is uncanny
29:41
is when those smells match up so
29:44
well with the way the food went into our body
29:46
that it hits us like, oh, my gosh, this is
29:49
weird. And for the most part,
29:52
it seems like it's totally okay unless it smells sweet.
29:55
Pretty much everything I saw, if your pea smells sweet, to
29:58
you. Go to your doctor and let them know about
30:00
that. Uh, just do that.
30:03
I want to take a moment before we get to the end of the
30:06
episode and we close out here. I, uh, have a
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So I'm pretty sure I know who you are,
31:38
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31:41
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31:44
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31:50
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31:52
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31:55
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31:58
So shout, uh, out to him again. Love you
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32:04
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32:21
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32:24
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32:27
Uh, is currently back underway, and they are
32:30
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32:32
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32:35
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32:38
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32:41
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32:44
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32:47
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32:50
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32:53
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32:55
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32:58
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33:01
Yes, we'd love to. And send us an email, say,
33:04
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33:08
As always, thank you for
33:10
listening. Uh, I appreciate you being here
33:13
and listening to me talk about p for too
33:15
long. Uh, as always, we want to thank
33:18
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33:21
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33:23
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