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Country Music is Like Pornography! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Country music is like pornography. I know it when I
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  Speaker 1: hear it. One more thing, I'm one.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get to that kind of country music.
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  Speaker 3: The Eagles are playing the Sphere and they just started
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  Speaker 3: Some Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: They just started that.
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  Speaker 1: Would I say they need to build themselves as some eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Well you want to have him carry around the corpse
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  Speaker 3: of Glenn Fry or what guys?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: There is Don Henley there. Don Henley's there. It's all
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  Speaker 3: I need. Yes, makes me happy. So, Uh, they're playing
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  Speaker 3: the Spear and I just read the review it sounds
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  Speaker 3: freaking fantastic. In the reviewer in the USA Today said
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  Speaker 3: the visually and the way it sounded was really really impressive.
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  Speaker 3: He also does some because you know the other guy's dead.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: He did Boys of Summer and some Don Henley songs.
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  Speaker 3: But I might go. I might go to that. They
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  Speaker 3: got it spread out over September, October, and November, so
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  Speaker 3: they're going to do a variety of dates. Sounds cool
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  Speaker 3: to me.
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  Speaker 5: I would just get there and.
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  Speaker 1: Bellow play Hotel California.
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  Speaker 5: Wow whole time, over and over again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they'll love you. And then when they start into it,
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  Speaker 2: ding ding.
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  Speaker 3: Er, Yeah, all right, they're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Play it, so, uh I was I was only half
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  Speaker 1: joking in the introduction. The golf club where I play
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  Speaker 1: golf mostly has music going in the locker rooms and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, and and it seems to change, like
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  Speaker 1: you got country day, then you got pop day, then
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  Speaker 1: you get whatever, and on country day, I'm it's really
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  Speaker 1: the only time I hear contemporary country music.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a radio station or like a playlist? You
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  Speaker 2: think that the second one?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but it's it's pretty contemporary stuff because I recognize, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard people talking about this song and a lot of.
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  Speaker 5: It's very hippity hop ish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It has meats and stuff that are definitely not anything
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  Speaker 1: that was country music ten years ago, for instance, never
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  Speaker 1: mind forty years ago. But you know which is fine,
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  Speaker 1: but you know it when you hear it. Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is country music, no matter how distant it is from
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  Speaker 1: you know, the old timey style.
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  Speaker 3: It's got way more to do with the lyrics than
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  Speaker 3: the sound of the song and the vocal approach definitely right.
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  Speaker 3: I mean little naz X, who I don't think could
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  Speaker 3: find the country with a GPS system in his hand,
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  Speaker 3: even he had a fairly country approach to sing the
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  Speaker 3: hook of his song right anyway? So Bill Maher has
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  Speaker 3: a bit about country music. I guess do we have
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  Speaker 3: that handy Michael?
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  Speaker 5: Just look at the music.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's the best analogy for where we are culturally.
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  Speaker 4: I used to hate country music for a very good reason.
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  Speaker 4: It sucked, but it changed because the people making it
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  Speaker 4: changed a lot of it's good. Now it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: the Eagles in nineteen seventy two. The number one song
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  Speaker 4: on the country chart this week is by Shaboozi. Does
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  Speaker 4: he look like an oakrage boy to you?
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  Speaker 2: And nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Gage boy post alone is a country star now and
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  Speaker 4: you need a bookmark just to make it through his face.
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  Speaker 4: At this year's Grammy Awards, Luke Colmbs performed to Do
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  Speaker 4: It with Tracy Chapman, a queer black woman, and no
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  Speaker 4: one ran screaming from the building. In fact, they all
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  Speaker 4: loved it. The big hat people and the big hair people.
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  Speaker 4: They don't hate each other. They like and respect each other.
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  Speaker 4: They want to work together. We can't duplicate this on
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  Speaker 4: a grander scale in America.
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  Speaker 3: We should Chaboozy song is so good, that's cool. We
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  Speaker 3: should add Shaboozi to our regular bumper stuff. I actually
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  Speaker 3: a screenshot of that over the weekend. I thought, why
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  Speaker 3: are we not playing Shaboozi as one of our bumpers.
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  Speaker 3: It's the most popular song in America, A little Bit
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  Speaker 3: tipsy and it's just a cool song.
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  Speaker 1: More alcoholism music from the country folks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't approve write that down, Michael, Shaboozy for tomorrow? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: And what does it spell? It?
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  Speaker 2: Tipsy? I think is the name of a little bit tipsy?
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  Speaker 6: You tell me.
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  Speaker 5: How do you spell my days?
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  Speaker 3: But uh, I don't know how you spose your boozy
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  Speaker 3: s h A b o o z e y there, Michael,
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  Speaker 3: I guess we got booze in your name. You do
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  Speaker 3: a song called tipsy, and it's called a bar song.
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  Speaker 3: A bar song is the name of the song, right then?
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  Speaker 3: Then in parentheses tipsy?
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  Speaker 5: Right? All right? Then super uh.
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  Speaker 1: And of course we had a country song written about
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  Speaker 1: us recently by AI. We featured it on the show
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  Speaker 1: the other day. Alert listener Pat had had prompted the
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  Speaker 1: AI with the prompt a country song about Jack Armstrong
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  Speaker 1: and Joe Ketty discussing news, politics, internet memes, and gender dysphoria.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to play it from the beginning, and
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  Speaker 1: then we'll play some of the s individual chunks.
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  Speaker 7: Do front pork songs, ding against the sky.
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  Speaker 2: Two old friends of talking.
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  Speaker 5: Time just passes by.
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  Speaker 7: Discussing news in politics.
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  Speaker 2: It's a twist their eye from there that means the
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  Speaker 2: heart confinds.
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  Speaker 5: That's a torture.
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  Speaker 7: Lights got glad guitars drumming, softened Little Julian's back smiling
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  Speaker 7: with a story of the store. They wonder about the
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  Speaker 7: world's path where it's fixing, the gold in a laughter
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  Speaker 7: and the sorrow where they.
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  Speaker 3: Fight to go.
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  Speaker 6: Yes on battle, poor swim saying about the changes what
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow might bring with a heart full of questions as
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  Speaker 6: soul it sings in the cool evening their true as when.
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  Speaker 2: That singing stokes to you with respecting.
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  Speaker 7: Grace, seeking understanding in this wide open space. From it
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  Speaker 7: lies to hard lines, the samon trace looking for answers.
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  Speaker 5: All right, you gotta start it there, Michael, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta hang on now, I'm gonna traffic. I need
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  Speaker 3: to run into traffic to get that sound out of
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  Speaker 3: my head. I'm with Jack and I like the Ai
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  Speaker 3: pedal steel guitar. They're playing a lick mid verse. They
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  Speaker 3: talk about gender dysphoria with respect and grace, seeking understanding
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  Speaker 3: in this wide open space. From headlines to heartlines, they
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  Speaker 3: trace and retrace, looking for answers in each other's face,
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  Speaker 3: looking for answers about gender dys for you, are you
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  Speaker 3: calling me trans?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: What that is?
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  Speaker 2: Looking for answers in each other's face. YU, sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: hate it.
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  Speaker 1: At the same time, it's so right, it's all it's
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  Speaker 1: it's so terrible and so perfect.
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  Speaker 5: Hit the.
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  Speaker 7: Ystoria, I respect and grace seeking understanding in this wide
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  Speaker 7: open space.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, the way they incorporated the computer wide open space,
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  Speaker 1: which is a phrase is plucked straight out of you know, the.
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  Speaker 5: Pandora's Box of country cliches, but they.
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  Speaker 1: Used it to discuss the discussion, to describe the discussion
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  Speaker 1: of gender dysphoria.
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  Speaker 3: It's so tortured, but it's so good. And how long
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  Speaker 3: did it take AI to come up with this? Probably
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  Speaker 3: a second, ten.
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  Speaker 5: Seconds, ten seconds.
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  Speaker 2: That's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: Crank it out, Yeah, play the hook again, Michael, that'd
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  Speaker 5: be a.
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  Speaker 2: Jack angels on that swim.
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  Speaker 5: The change is a little gay frank.
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  Speaker 3: Question.
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  Speaker 5: So same, All right, truth has wings.
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  Speaker 3: We're sitting on a porch swing together, looking for answers
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  Speaker 3: on each other's face, and look, tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Might brings a little more romantic than I want. Little
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  Speaker 2: It's a heartful of questions and a soul that sings.
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  Speaker 5: My soul doesn't sing. I'm really wishing Wad's muttering angrily.
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  Speaker 3: This song is going to start a rumor, really wishing
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  Speaker 3: we could play shabboozy bar song. But I think we
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  Speaker 3: got carpet copyright issues. But get it out of my head,
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  Speaker 3: Just get the the Armstrong and Getty song out of
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  Speaker 3: my head.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Truth has wings. Now that some good
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  Speaker 5: country has wings.
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  Speaker 3: That is a that is a contemporary country music sort
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  Speaker 3: of line right there, Oh cool leaved in air, Truth
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  Speaker 3: has wings. Need we need an Armstrong and Getty shirt
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  Speaker 3: of front porch swing with Jack and Joe sitting on it,
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  Speaker 3: right right.
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  Speaker 2: And then the Truth flying off with its wings.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm I'm gonna get a tattoo of that,
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, in the cool evening air, Truth has wings.
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  Speaker 5: It's so sickening.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel good now.
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  Speaker 5: I need an irony pill quickly quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Was I mentioned in the song? Well, yess, that's it.