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Episode 525: Meat To The Streets · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Let's do the thing fellaws. Oh m hm, I apologize.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, it's not that serious podcast, the greatest podcast
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: in the world. I happen to be your spiritual guide
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: on this podcast. L Z your podcast podcast.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: If you Ken is in the building.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Lamon aka Dtor Waffle a k A O. Someone gave
• 0:46
  Speaker 3: me a new name thing.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I forgot it. Damn damn you had one job right
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: aka doctor.
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: D D.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: The disappoint the disappoint doctor disappointed seeing us insation, doctor
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: disappointed disappointment.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big disappointment my goat loss today. Yeah, that was
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: just a horrible I mean, let's finish it.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: Never mind Allegedly, the.
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: Older I'm getting, the more I'm realizing I don't even
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: like Ronaldo.
• 1:20
  Speaker 5: Man, we can talk about this during the episode finish.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this during the episode. The older I'm
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: getting realizing he's world.
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: Thank you speak.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about he's homeland.
• 1:35
  Speaker 5: He's not homelands.
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: You're giving into the messy media, pro messy media. Argentinian
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: Israeli cited pro messy media, he was the one kissing
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: the wall in Israel. Where does Ronaldo play a place
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: that is you know, trying to side with God is.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: A place where a place where the laws are consent
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: need to be more strict.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: Original, the original, the original, Hey, hey, hey, the first.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: First of all creators of this ship. Mm hmm. Saudi Arabia,
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Oh Portugal.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not what I was talking about.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: I was on Argentina's that's a problem.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't say support.
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a conspiracy. I see what's going on.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: It's messy. Infantino Argentina.
• 2:33
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, I see it all together.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: He's in with the people, the wrong people.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, you when you saw they showed fault showed him
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: celebrating the Argentina Argentina goal, like that's his team, And
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: it's so funny. If you guys don't know what we're
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: talking about, we're talking about the president of FIFA showing
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: an interesting bias towards certainty. He's namely Argentine. Is he
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Argentinian or just I don't know what his nationality is?
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: I mean went away, but I know what you're talking about, Okay.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Article quick. I mean that ain't Holland if.
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  Speaker 6: He grew up a fan of the team, he supposed
• 3:16
  Speaker 6: to just lose the fandom once he become the.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be a little more objective.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: He is, like.
• 3:24
  Speaker 5: He's like, this is my boy.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: It would be it would be a shame if he
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: didn't win a World Cup in his career.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: You can tell Diego Maradona is clearly his man's that
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: was his dog must have been.
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: Oh he supports Messi, Yeah, Messi is his boy.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 3:41
  Speaker 5: I think he just rides with Messi.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like artists.
• 3:44
  Speaker 4: He just like that dick.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: Wow, he's Swiss.
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: He's not even Italian or Argentine.
• 3:53
  Speaker 5: I' fentino.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: He looks horrible, but he's actually fifty six. He looks
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: like he's like seventy five.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: So the hand from God or the hand of God,
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: not even me, nothing, man.
• 4:05
  Speaker 5: Nah, you might really just he's just a messy dick rider.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: He's just a messy dick rider. That's all. It is,
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: a messy, messy dick, messy dick rider the name of
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, we can't. We'd have to blurt out to him.
• 4:20
  Speaker 5: We'll go find something along the way.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's not that serious.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Product already said that. How's everybody feeling, how's.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody doing today? Pretty good? Pretty good, pretty good, lot cooler.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah think that he he wait was serious. That couldn't
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: have gone on much longer because I don't know, it's
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: not even I don't even know if that's.
• 4:48
  Speaker 4: Prime rate would have went up with a skyrocketed stayed there.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: And honestly, it was too hot to go outside.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, if it stayed out, pop had.
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: To make niggas angry.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: It was too hot outside.
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  Speaker 6: And then that night it was a thunderstorm, so like
• 4:59
  Speaker 6: they wasn't getting in the day or at night.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: So it was and it was so hot. That was
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: such a real heat wave. It was just hot as
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  Speaker 1: fun at night. And like the thunderstorms didn't even cool
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: ship down, way more human wet, yeah, just made it
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: way more human outside.
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: It was raining teeth. Yeah, it was crazy.
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: It's green tea.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: It's full lineaking boiling raining chi. You got some herbal
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: bringing Earl Gray on niggas.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: He got some camera meal. If you're on the East coast,
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: you know that ship went up to one hundred degrees
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: like three four days in a row and it was
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: not letting up.
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: Got pounded.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: I went to go.
• 5:38
  Speaker 6: Put trash the fucking legs like limped over.
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: It was melting.
• 5:43
  Speaker 6: The ship was melting. Bro trash can lid was melting.
• 5:46
  Speaker 6: I'm like, how I got a flimsy trash Candley?
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Did you stay in the house the whole time?
• 5:50
  Speaker 6: Did he got the Yeah? Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Lawrence had
• 5:53
  Speaker 6: a couple of AC units, so we used those.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Have one of the Electra units. Yeah, he found that.
• 5:58
  Speaker 6: He found a new host of buying AC units online.
• 6:01
  Speaker 6: And to some of them people, why I don't.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: Know, because why not? Why you're on some yo? That's right.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: That's the type of board I want to be in
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: my retirement to where I just make up side hustles
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: that I don't even fucking need.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: Just he just woke.
• 6:16
  Speaker 5: Up and was like, let me start flipping a cs.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Let me flip a co He flipping them.
• 6:22
  Speaker 6: He's a superhero for real, He's he flipping them.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: But he was just what was his name with the house.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: So he like buying them like wholesale, like ten a
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: c's were like individually.
• 6:31
  Speaker 6: Nah, he's operating at a loss. Nah, he's winning them
• 6:35
  Speaker 6: on an auction website. Ah, and then just selling them,
• 6:39
  Speaker 6: flipping them what a guy buy him like sixty bucks
• 6:42
  Speaker 6: sell them for like fifty three hundred and.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: How was he finding people who need these?
• 6:48
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't need an ac bro? I needed them today.
• 6:51
  Speaker 6: I mean last week they came to they to fix it.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: The guy.
• 6:56
  Speaker 6: The guy came, he was like, oh, I just turned
• 6:59
  Speaker 6: it on and started work. And I'm like, I don't
• 7:00
  Speaker 6: believe you. I don't believe He was like, yeah, we
• 7:03
  Speaker 6: didn't do anything. I'm like, you have to have done
• 7:05
  Speaker 6: something because I've turned the ship off and on for
• 7:06
  Speaker 6: the past few days like it. But the thing is,
• 7:09
  Speaker 6: they were supposed to check the refrigerant, the refrigerant in
• 7:12
  Speaker 6: it because it wasn't blown out quiet right, but you
• 7:15
  Speaker 6: know it was a downpoort earlier, so we got to reschedule.
• 7:17
  Speaker 6: Thirty minutes after they left, the ship turned off again,
• 7:21
  Speaker 6: of course, So I'm like.
• 7:24
  Speaker 5: So he really didn't do anything.
• 7:26
  Speaker 6: He did something to turn that ship back on, okay,
• 7:29
  Speaker 6: but it turned back off, right, Yeah, it turned back off.
• 7:31
  Speaker 6: So I'm like, you did something too, because I checked
• 7:35
  Speaker 6: all the fuses breakers all that ship. You opened up
• 7:38
  Speaker 6: something that I could open up in the back, all
• 7:39
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, the shit turned on.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: So you touched something? He said, maybe did you prime it?
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: Plugging and plugging back in you like that nothing. Let
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: me let me feel that cool breeze. It squirked that
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: free fingers and the potato.
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: Nigga busting off fingers somebody.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Like how somebody it was a potato, not somebody busting
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  Speaker 1: off the SPUs.
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: But even if it was somebody, that is kind of crazy, insane.
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: They're busting off a tube.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Well you get does. Yeah, I think you can go
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: without sixt for long enough. I guess you can bust anything.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: Somebody could. Blowing your hair in my mind is because.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: This bozzy is so buttery in seasons, so velvety smooth.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you sour creaming all over me?
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Wow? What do I do for the July Saturday? Right? Yeah?
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, technically.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: The DJ? Yeah I did. Yeah, I did have a
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: pool party. That's why I can remember where I was.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: I did a pool party. And then the day after
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: it was my mom's birthday. Well technically today's her birthday,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: celebrated on birthday. And then yeah, the day before DJs
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of time to scramble up a white outfit. Yeah,
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: I thought like, yeah, bro, she texted me like around Thursday. Yeah,
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's when that's when it got finalized.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: And then also she wasn't sure if she's going to
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: hit the quota for the amount of people, so I
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: just sent it out like all right, whoever can come,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: and then she ended up having too many and had
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: to pay extra. So that's crazy. So it was fine.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: That's why I was like, yoa, y'all can pull up
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: if you want to, doesn't really matter.
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: I had soccer to watch, you know me, it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: There was plenty of people there. In my mind, had
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: a great time.
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  Speaker 5: That's what's important.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Cool.
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: But my weekend I had off Thursday, I had off Friday,
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: and I decided to brave the heat.
• 10:05
  Speaker 5: Keenan was very Keenan was very mad at me.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Dumb as hell. I decided to brave the heat and
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: go golfing.
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: Went out there at eight o'clock eight pm, or not
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: eight pm, it would probably be better. I went out at
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: eight am. It wasn't that bad when we started, but
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: around eleven, I want to say, I was like, yeah,
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: maybe I should have stayed home.
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: Did you make it through all the hole of course?
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Of course, I got all the holes filled.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Of course I've made it through all the holes.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not something I'll be doing again. I
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: think my limit of the upper limit of temperature has
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: to be like.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Eighty five.
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like eighty five and eighty five for
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: playing golf.
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, playing golf like being out there, Like it's not
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: like I was walking or anything. But there's some points
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know, I just don't I'm
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: tired of standing here and I'm standing here for like
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: thirty five seconds.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: How tired were you acted the golf.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: I was. I was spent for the rest of the day.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: The problem was I didn't even take a nap.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: Afterwards.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't take a nap.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: You were just torturing yourself. Yeah, I was just like,
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I feel horrible.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: I did this wild thing and I hit my head
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: on the golf court, like hit the top of my
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: head on the golf court, sending a shot down my spine.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, what what just happened?
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's something with my neck
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: or maybe I was just like dehydrated or like some
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: light heated y'all ship. No, it was like later in
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: the day, I was like, my neck is feeling horrible.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: The next tight and brains like what's wrong with you?
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: I said, I hit my neck. She's like, what.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: It was a rough day, but not a word.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: No, what is wrong with wrong with you?
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: Because you see, first of all, masterp calm down, living
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: a very aggressive aushold.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: To sleep pretty much like want even lay down? I said,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I had, Sorry Warden, did you take anything for that?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Take anything but that? Barriers in the kitchen? You drinking
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: enough water? I don't know.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: I probably drink some more.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: It's like you're not a very nice nurse. No, she's
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: a nice nurse. Not just not nice to me. You're
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: my bitchiest patient ever. Do I have to treat you
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: like a bad boy?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: No?
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: It feels better.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I've been so bad. I'm not drinking any water. What
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: you gonna do to me? What she's gonna You're gonna
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: make me drink something? What you gonna make me drink?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: You said, I'm not taking my vitamins. Nurse, you're gonna
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: shove him down my throat.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't wait thirty minutes after I eat the swim.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna do what you're gonna do without it.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hold me down and force it off. You're
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: gonna show me how it was supposed to be.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: You're gonna hold me down and light dangling in my mouth.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: You're gonna you're gonna he's gonna breastfeed me.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: That's what you're going through. You're gonna give me a feeding.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make shreck get my nutrients, nurse home.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was that was free.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: And then fourth of July, we went out, went over
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: to a friend's house. It was just it was just
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: too hot to be doing anything for real.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Were you outside when that storm came on? On fourth
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: of July? Bro I was DJing. The first gust of
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: wind powered off everything. I said, I'm getting the just
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: left we had to take down. I grabbed Fontaine's drug ass.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I said, Tank, come here, grab whatever you say and
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: just take it to my card. He was like, what
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: take it to my card team please? He just ran
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: because we were outside uncovered. What time was that? Nine
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: thirty on the dot on the diamon quick that the
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: first gust of wind and I was under like a
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: small umbrella. It just blew it away. I'm like, yeah,
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: fun this. Yeah.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: I was already on the road back home by then.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: So yeah, But on the road like, Yeah, it was
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: driving in the in the wind, in the rain. I
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's like a thrill sicking thing for me,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: but I enjoy it.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: You like that.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, oh, my cars moving around let.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Me You're like cute. You're like, He's like, I don't
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: slow down in that. It's yeah, I've drove through worse
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: in Florida.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: That was like, this is fine. I see people slowing down.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: I'm like, nah, we're.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Still slow down. You ain't have to drive. I mean
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I was a regular speed limit.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to speed limit or faster.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you hydroplane. Yeah. You know, the first
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: said that's a myth, that New Tires hydro plane is
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: a myth. It's a myth, like the speed limit in
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: New Jersey. It's a myth, like suggestion, it's a suggestion. Hey, yo,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I got it. I saw media karma driving.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: The other day, so what immediate karma?
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: Media karma? Somebody was being a dickhead driving across the bridge. Well,
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: somebody almost hit me when I was driving across the
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: bridge run away from the cops. Crazy, uh, But somebody
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: was over there fucking tail game. People zipping in and
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: out of traffic. I'm like, what the fuck is wrong
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: with people? Bro, Like, we're acting stupid. And the next
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: thing you know, this big ass black suburbans come through flying.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: I'm like, yo, why niggas added like dickheads today? But
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, that's a cop car. Got your ass, bitch,
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: ha ha.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Sure. I was so happy.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: I never I've never seen it before in my life,
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: and I was I was so I was the windows, like,
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: I was so happy it happened.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Mark Simpson, what what.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: No, that's what you're talking about. The guy from the city.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: His name forgot his name. Shout out him, the bully.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Bully shout out at him. Shout out to the Simpsons.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Still going strong. They're about to come up with another movie,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Simpsons movie. Nice. Hey, man. I guess it's easy to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: make ship when everything you're based off of it's just
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: current events. Yeah, they should not rolling in the future.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: They predicted everything tapped into the timeline, the sacred timeline.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: He saw Trump being president, all type of ship like
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Minority Report just in the in the lab, like Creator
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: being Keenan. Keenan already said that was I mean, yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: it was July. My feeling was cool.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't really do much. I just cooked at the
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: house and kept the chill. You cook, I mean big beans,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: corn on the cob, big chicken and hot dogs.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: You ain't putting that on the grind. I mean you
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: don't got to stand out there with it. Keep by
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Set it up.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing all that ship ain't You ain't a
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: real No, I was. I was on that smoke at
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: nine o'clock in the morning. You got it, because on
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: a smoker at nine o'clock in the morning is crazy smoking.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I don't have a passion for it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Like that season in the food with sweat. Yeah, it
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: was extra, it was over. It was mere name for
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: two days and make extra on the end, real committed
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: to them and chicken. Mm hmmm, yeah, smoke. Eight racks
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: as damn yo, damn eight racks. Eight racks for the
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: whole family. I guess, yeah, the family was over. How
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: many you do you? You've never seen Keen his whole family.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I know he has a lot of You got a family,
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: million cousins country.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And twenty million of them that aren't even related to anybody.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: It's just niggas, Okay, it's a combination it's a combination.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's an unhealthy amount of cousins.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Unhealthy. I was like, y'all just keep the Bible says
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: be fruitful and multiply. And it's just all all different shades,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: all different colors. It's like, who the fuck.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Is the United Nations the Rainbow Coalition.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Let you know that black comes in all shades and sizes.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Earling Holland to the cook, that's my cousin, Ronnie
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Early Holland.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: He's the goat. That nigga just runs around like a
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: minute cause his white.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Will on the on the sports like pillaging.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Somebody compared him to Derrick Henry. Just give him the
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: ball and just let him do what he's supposed to do.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: About said, if you know, if you're not familiar with
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: or yeah, soccer, Earling Holland is pretty much like a
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Derrick Henry Giannis type of guy. If he gets the ball,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: he's gonna go straight to the net, freaking nature. There's
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: no finesse to it. He's just faster and stronger than
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: natives and he just and he knows that. And then
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: after the match he's gonna get on snapchack and make music.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Goof filter.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Got a neck like a fucking tree. True, Yeah, that
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: God damn that nigga could eat a fucking anvil.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Evil boos. I've seen him. Who's his first team? Fucking
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: what's it called? Doorman? Yeah, doun he was like seventeen
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: over there? Can he make the switch to the Premier League?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Is this gonna be too physical? Like? Are you niggas
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: not seeing this?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: He's ragged on grown men and he's he's It was
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: like watching Lebron in high school.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Somebody like, do you think he's gonna convert? Yeah, yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: it is gonna.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: It's actually it's not gonna be fair.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be scary. When again, it's his grown man body.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: That's what this translates so well.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's currently at Miami heat Lebron.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Stage of his career. Yeah, that's where That's where he's
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: at right now.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: This is where we are.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like the Dead Sea scrolls.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Is that oldest he now? Is he twenty six? Maybe
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: something like that? Yeah? Yeah, he's my goat.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: But oh, Fourth of July I put it in there
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Fourth of July sides. If you have to pick your
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: favorite Fourth of July side? What is it going to
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: be like cookout side.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Corn on the cob is mac and cheese out? Sure, yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: it's on my list.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah it does, but it's not what I would think of.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: But cookout food. So I don't think of macaroni cheese
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: is cooking out?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I think they cook off. I think it's everything food.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Mac and cheese always like macaroni salad. I do like.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Macaroni salad, but I think it is the first thing
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: that popped into my head was corn on the cop too.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I think a potato salad more than I
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: think of macaroni or corn on the cob.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: See sweet, Uh, potato salad is cool, but not all
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: potato salad is.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: It is good?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: But like you get some grilled corn with some butter
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: on that bitch, that's gonna hit nine times out of ten.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: That's what happened with the macaroni salad I just had
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: this past weekend. It was good, it wasn't good, And
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like you really do not have to know
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Like potato salad, I mean, since the
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: same ingredients, Yeah it is, but potato that ship was
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: fucking salty dog. I'm like, oh damn, Yeah, that she
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: was salty. Little niggas that it was salty, and I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: was like, and I'm nobody. I'm nobody's chef, so it's like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: who am I?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Who am I with taste buds?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: I am, But you're already in the son, so you
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: don't need to be double d.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I know some nasty ship. When I tasted it, though, like, yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: that was that was not it? How do y'all feel.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: About what I ate it? How do y'all feel about
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: baked beans? Love bake be so not still not above
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: corn though now, No, I'm.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Putting baked beans above corn. Personally, I would love for
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: sometimes the baked bean juice to get on the corn.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I like the baked bean juice on the corn, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: to get in the mac and cheese a little bit.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You put them on the hot dog on a burger
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: right there, it's on the burger.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't reached the hot dog. Yes, that level
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: of big bet. I only put I'm not putting more
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: meat on top of the hot you know what I'm saying? Protein?
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Protein, Yeah, protein, But I've never had a chili dog.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I only put ketchup on it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: You never had a chili beans on a hot dog.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure would be good. I mean franks
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: so like I've had franks, but I've never put You
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: don't even need ketchup that I'm too sloppy. It's too messy.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: A little Man's like sloppy Joe's Nigga, I've had a
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: sloppy jell in forever.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: It's I'm not telling you to eat a sloppy Joe,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: too Sloppy's like telling nigga to go eat fucking.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Barbecue. That's sloppy.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I eat it with a or I put some sandwich. Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I have, but it's not as sloppy.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, you know, like they be on like little Hawaiian rolls,
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: like not like a big Kaiser roll, like a little sladery.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. Sliders be tasting better than burgers, Yeah, I don't
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: think I've ever had a slider that's better than the burger. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: it depends. I've had some good ass sliders. I don't know.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like the mini version is better than
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the bigger version. I've had better burgers than sliders. Yeah,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever yeah, mm hmm, I don't know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I love a slider. When I see a slider, I'm like, yeah, yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I think you're a big appetizer guy. Not necessarily you
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: don't want the full male. You just want to Not necessarily.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I just like, because you want to attack multiple things
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and once. So if you get the big burger, that
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: is true, because the burger is feeling depending on I feel.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Like your Triple Dipper would be your ship at Chili's.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: I've had a triple He's a yeah, I'm all over there,
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: all over there.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: That's me. Yeah, I have Triple Dipper.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: I said, I had to get involved with that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Very overrated thing too.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why the is are over eating that
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: goddamn triple Dipper.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That for that reason.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, they just like options with Triple.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Dipper, specialized Chili's where you get like three choice and three.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Advertised Monzarellistics, chicken fingers, sliders types of thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for the indecisive people, right, like variety like me.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It ain't variety even been decisive. I don't know what
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I want. I think I've been to Chili's over a decade.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: We don't have one there, so it's kind of Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: The one that closed was uh, off of was that
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: thirty six?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know thirty eight, thirty eight? There's no thirty
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: six blue for the two. Yeah there's thirty six, Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: thirty six. Yeah, jumps right off through six. I want
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to turn left on green nineteen.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: No off of T not on thirty six, off of
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: thirty exit exit thirty.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: It might be the only nig that name exits. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: mean my turns.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You just did regular well because five okay, he.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Said, yeah, it's off forty seven. B I ever say that, I.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Say, I still don't know the numbers of the exits.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I just know where I'm going exits.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: And the thing is, that's not even thirty eight, that's
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: seventy what uh huh?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That the no, that's not seventy sure, sure it is
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: thirty six. Let's let's get back to thirty thirty ony,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: that's that's let's get back to them.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so my week was good, America.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I say there, if you were wishing America a
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: happy two hundred and fiftieth birthday, get up, honestly.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, get up.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to our good friend friend of the pod, Lenny.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's about it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Birthday to Deontay Kyle yeah.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Say hip birthday to actual people. What the fuck are
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you wishing America? Like?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: It was like he celebrated it that day, that's all
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: he was.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I said, you know, shout out to.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: You ironic niggas.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Ironic what happens birthday those niggas, but not America to
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the dicky?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And that's just I'm not. Are you crazy? It was
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: actually crazy? Insane? Yeah, I really saw that. Somebody.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I saw somebody online like happy semi Quin centennials. Shut up,
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, dork, I don't even know that. Why
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: look it's a semi quin centennial.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Happy the American sucking that dick? I get that dick
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: It's two for the Gawks.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Damn. They can't let the country. No, no, they proud
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: be good. Nigga. I was bro I was at the
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: beach on what was that Thursday? They was playing that
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: ship at the beach. I mean, what do you expect
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: before the weekend of the fourth of July.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: I didn't expect to hear that the beach.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't expect to hear that sound of waves
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: yeah and laughter. Only thing I would have made that
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: night more American if somebody shot it up. Hey, yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the truth just sit on that, Marin, Ain't that? Yeah, Bro,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: they was blasting I'm proud of being American. They had
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: they were playing, the fireworks were going off, and they
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: were playing the national anthem honestly, and I wanted to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: use words that aren't socially.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: I'm okay that we're past it because I'm tired of
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: these fireworks. I'm so I'm tired of the fireworks.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I like, you know what, Thankfully the weather kind of
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: deterred a lot of people. You niggas are sick for
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: putting on fireworks during a fucking storm like it was
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: when it was windy at ship Niggas still.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Ship blow off, Right, you're gonna be in there like
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: motherfucking JP full extra Nigga lost both extra.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, the supposed number one pick for next year,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I think his name is Tyranne Stokes already lost in
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the sauce. He's to be the number on NBA pick
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: next year playing with fireworks with sexual red. Oh no,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: it's the fact that he's doing it, nigga. He's like,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and why exactly, He's like, why can he can hoop?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: But he's so far going already that I think teams
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: are gonna be afraid to draft this nigga. God yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: it's not looking good for him. God yeahs the problem.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: He's too rich already. He's too rich, and he's too young.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: And n I L is.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Just hate to be the anti because I'm usually not.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: But there's gonna be good examples of bad examples. He's
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: a bad example of n I L.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: It's gonna have pro contracts. You got people that do
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: good ship with their money. You got people that do
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: dumb ship with their money.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: For sure. For sure, it's it just comes with having money.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: That's like a nigga who showed up to the NBA
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: draft with like a three million dollar like diamond, like
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: it was like a ruby. Didn't eve get drafted, No way,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: didn't get drafted. What a dumb ass. You can probably
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: sell at least you well if you play, if you
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: can play your cards right, you'll never have to work.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Like you might never play basketball, but at least you'll
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: never have to work if you play your cards right.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Nig Like, no, that ain't finished buying that ship. That's
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: just on a credit card. That is, he's gonna have
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: to pay them back in the game.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be boxing out his own teammates for rebounds
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: like Malik Beasley.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yo, that nigga really thinks that he's gonna play again.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: No way, what is wrong?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Said he wants to play a game.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: No, he said he's going to play again like he
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: thoroughly believes.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Play that and play again in Bosni and the Arizona.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: That's where he thinks that he's not banned from the NBA.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't get while these niggas over here
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: that make milligans is making these bets for a hundred
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Have gambling addictions.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other ways the game.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if you're a poor, poor niggas, do.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: The little pin thing with your hand, gamble that way.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Let us.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: Let's see who can hold the breath under the water.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Don't pull out like, figure.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Out other ways to gamble, leave it in doing bro.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean it's just dumb, but I guess niggas
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: looking to leave like you can. If you can smack
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: a bitch and still blame be able to gamble, well
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: that's that's where you're that's unfortunately, you can smack a bitch,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: but you better not cheat the stockholders.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You better not cheat the gambler.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: The gambler paylords.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: You think you think there they are fann Do you
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: think fanduels happy with this? If you want niggas to
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: think that the ship's not rigged for.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Real, that nigga bro only we're supposed to rake the yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: only rig the ship that nigga was playing defense. Letting
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: niggas run right past.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Bro bro them those all right real quick so we
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: can just if you guys don't know, Malik Beasley is
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: a I guess technically current NBA they kicked still current
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: technically and super duper air qrouts NBA player that has
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: been indicted on gambling charges and basically what he was
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: I watched the video on this. Basically what he did
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: was this is a common thing. I guess NBA players
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: get loans from like, uh, like capital capital investment companies
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: or something like that. They basically get they get loans
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: on their contracts. I guess if they're in between contracts
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: and they need to keep afloat, they get loans from
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: these companies and then they're very predatory in nature and
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: they just touge a bunch of interests and all that
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: stuff like that. So and that couple that with he
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: has a gambling, severe gambling problem.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: He basically ended up in a lot of deaths.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: So what he resolved to do was basically fix, like
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: put tell people to bet the over under on his
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: re bounds and then have them better than so and
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: fix it so that it will achieve those results so
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: that that will help supplement. I guess it's as payment
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: for whatever. Apparently he was used as like, uh, his
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: handler was Ed Davis, another NBA player. Yes, interesting, like
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: like he kind of was like He's like, listen, this
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: is what you need to do. Yeah, like you got
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: do it every game. But that ass like it's coach
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: handler person for this whole deal. And like then this
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: nigg is.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: So former guitar heel and Davis.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: That's how they get done enough Kakilaki, Well, I mean
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of famous gambler, hey man, some of
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: the best to ever do it, the best to ever
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: do it best gambler.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I can't say he heard he lost a lot. We
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: got some urdy cost him a lot too. We got
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: some gems.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Maybe if couple familiar relations with.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: A couple, couple, couple compadres.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: A couple of branches on the family tree, A couple of.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Roots of the Daily dream one my dad.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You know what, I have some characters. Who's eighty one? Kobe?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: It was eighty one feet of rope wrapped around him
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: in the trunk.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Not damn, that's what that's eighty one.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Eighty one feet of rope wrapped.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Around Shut up?
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Yo, oh my, you should have missed those. Oh shut up,
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: that's hard.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: That's horrible. No money ain't clear you. But yeah, do
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: you have anything any any win a ring that year?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: One ring? We lost something else? I think he won
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: a chip that same He's like, you know what I
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: like baseball now?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: It was like what you like living?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Take a break?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Speaking of corruption, me and me and Els got on
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: our USA gear. Yeah, speaking of corruptionption is not all bad.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: It's only bad if I'm not involved.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: But if I am involved in the corruption.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: And we at the the the United States Men national
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: team supporters, we got a little taste of our own
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: positive corruption this past few days.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's good to be on that end. It's good
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to why he keeps doing this? I was like, yeah,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: like breaking the rules and getting away with it make
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the rules now.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Pil denied here because the last game the USA team
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: played Floren Ballagoon, he got a red card, and usually
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: when you get a red card, you're supposed to be
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: suspended for two games after.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Even though what he did wasn't really the most malicious
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. Wasn't if you're following the rules,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: it was, but.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Allegedly, supposedly admittedly, Donald Trump said or came to Fifen,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: said I don't think this should be a red card.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: You guys should look at this.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And what did they do dig eate. They suspended the suspension.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: They said, we're not taking away the red card, but
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: he's allowed to play.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: They said okay, And then Belgium coach was like, I
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: didn't know.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: This is abra fooles.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you guys get this you can do that? Well,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: this is America.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Well, honestly, the Free for Rules like probably one of
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: the most corrupt organizations for it time, like slowly recognizing
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: and finding out and learning about uh huh. They really
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: their rules pretty much essentially said they could do whatever
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: the fuck they want to do exactly like literally whatever
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: the fuck they want to do, and if you don't
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: like it. I think in subsection beat it says suck
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: our dick.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: If you don't like it, it's right there bulletprint.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Look it up, bulletprint suck our dick, and then then
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: fine print from the back.
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: If you don't like it, go play somewhere else.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Yea, but this is this is the world other than
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: the world. I heard Mars just starting the league. There,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: go sign up, bitch.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Go play with Elon Musk and those bitches.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Nis join the spacegg League, Go play Rocket League or something, Nigga.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Go play FC twenty seven.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: They can do have fun with that.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, Trump got his stink on it because the
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: USA team went on to lose four one to Belgium.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I want to admit something. I don't want
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to feel bad.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: I don't want to get it's okay.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of glad they lost America.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Why because I feel like if we did win, he'd
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: have been sucking it.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah they won because of me.
• 37:22
  Speaker 8: I overturned the red cut. What I can do, America,
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: look at it, old boy. So if you can roll
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: with me on this, roll with me on the war,
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: like Sleepy Joe or Chim Chim would have never got
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: this overtaone.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Who you know.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: From Rock Abama would never have gotten this done.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: But look what I did.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I got, I got the I got the soccer monkey,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: to let the to let the Nigerian monkey play.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: You really shouldn't be here, but I'm letting it slide
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: pretty good. They said, like Belgium was scared and he
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: said he's only a seventy six overall on They said,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you're scared of this. I think I saw one of
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: the comments like he's one of the best strikers.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like, no, he fuck.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: They said, the best strikers in the world.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: He said, one of the best strikers like playing.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, no, he just had playing for the for
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: you American teams.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: One of the best strukers in America for just the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: US team. I'm like, right now, like.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Listen, we we were hot, but we gotta keep things
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: in perspective.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: But that is that is something that annoys me, the
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: way they talk about the teams, like our team is cool.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: It's cool, like finally cool, like literally just cool, Like
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: you see what happens when they play a real organized team,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: a good.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Players one like but first of all, text, What in
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the fuck was the goalie doing? He's not good? Nigga?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Did you see that ship? All he had to do
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: was clearly I think it was one one at this point,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: all he had to do was clear it. When he
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: was outside the box, he couldn't pick it up. Whatever
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: whatever happened, and he just got too cute with it,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and the nigga, no, lie, the striker just threw.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Him, like, just boxed him.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: He can't even feel bad for him because it's like, bro,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: why didn't you just kick it? The striker was just
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: like pussy like just.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: And easy, just just kicked it in I guess more
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: World Cup. So I'm I'm like I said, I'm kind
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: of glad we lost because it's like now it's like
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: he should never be involved because we got this. You
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: got the one Nick game. He fucked up. Just every
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: time he puts his stink on something.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: The trump stink.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He really put his trump stick Drake everything.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: He's like Drake DJ Callen because he was he was
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: at the Brazil game.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Look what happened to them.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know if you saw, but Drake tried
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to reverse the curse and he he put a bet
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: for Morocco to win. Morocco still won because it was
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Morocco VERSUS Canada. Maybe I could prefer the curse.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Your boys are too asked for that. They got that,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: but but I don't know. Morocca plays friends so that
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well that was fun, man.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah so yeah, like uh oh, also a feel real
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: bad for Mexico.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Man. They was fighting. They tried, They tried fighting, bro,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: they tried.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: They was going back and forth, well not back and forth,
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: but they was.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: The god damn Harry Kane Man.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: No Jude Bellingham, Jude.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Bellingham, the real beater. What what can be done?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: When you go up against the some real roadman, I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Let's go up against the real uh.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Apex of human human exists existence, the peak of human design.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You take it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: You're making mom with a random white dad. Somehow that
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: it works, it works, somehow it works, somehow somehow it
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: works works.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so yeah, don't don't get involved with sports anymore. Donald,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: It's all right. Just just stay up there and slowly
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: keep slowly dying, please And if you can't speed it up,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: please again, if you could, if it's not too much.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Trouble before Thursday eight am, police, thank you.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, before before business why why Thursday am.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: I wanted the episode to kind of drop.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I'll tell you whenever.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Everything's going on the grill, well yeah, everything.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Like get a new girl, I'm getting a black stole.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: I almost put something on the grill because I thought
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Argentina was going to lose.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Tabo Vera Dame was.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yo, they were. They were taking it to them
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: for a second.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: They had them sweating, and I said, oh man, almost.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: That boy. No more.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Keep verdy batties in the stands.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, every lost on that one.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: No more, keep verdy batt.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Man shout at the Sydney Lopez cabral though he got
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: the gold.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: And he went up and hugged his drawing in the stands.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And people were like, what is he doing.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He's hugging his wife.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: He's like, hey, shot.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: The first goddamn. He never been in the World Cup before. Eddie,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Eddie's hooping. What are you miserable?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And if I didn't know, the goalie is like an electrician,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: that's what they said.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Electrician by day, Bro, that's crazy.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: That's like an electrician. The disparities between these teams and
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: they're front. It's like the Nigga is in the World
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Cup and he has to go be an electrician.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: He's on PTO. Yeah, he had to call out a
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: word like, by the way, I'm going for a few weeks.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta go to America to play in the World Cup.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: He said, Nigga, sure you have enough time for that.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: You didn't put it into be an event, so I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: don't know who's gonna who's gonna cover for you. We
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: need to have your cover. Yeah, that's you didn't give
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: us enough prep time.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: That ship was always a joke to me, letting people know.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: For the sake of accuracy, he worked as an electrician
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: before he started playing professionally.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: He's not actively an electrician.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: All right, good because imagine you got to put your
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: kit down and then pick up your toolbox.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: No, if anything, if that company was smart, they would
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: make him the face of the ship, put him in
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: all the commercials exactly.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: So I mean he now he has like millions of followers.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: He has more than like the Argentina team, Like the Argentina.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Guy that went from like fifty thousand.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: To like million.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's him Bozena my damn.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that's enough World Cup talk. Yeah, you only
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: have to deal with this for like two more weeks.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Spare with us. It's like, but it's like it's a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: good time.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: It only happens every four years, Like why are you
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: You got to appreciate these things, like.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: This time is in America? So yeah, where's the next
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: one at? Oh? The next one? Great location? Portugal, Spain, Morocco.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: There, so probably said you going out there, just make
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: sure you develop a taste for bananas because they will
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: be throwing them at you.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Not where I'm going. Where you going Portugal? Ain't that?
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: No?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: No? I heard that they love black people.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: That they do because there's black people there. I was
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: in Portugal.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: There's black people here, black people.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: No, but there's like black people in society.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Like exactly, I'm not not going to space, even though
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: there's parts of Spain.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: I was in cool.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, he say, that's the difference they are found with
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: black people.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: They don't like immigrants, they don't like refugees. I'm talking
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: about the Spanish people's I said, I saw some things
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: and I was like, but yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, what's That's that?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Twenty thirty?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So start setting up your cool now now see see
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: you there, see see you there?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: See what else? What else do we have? Do we
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: have any We got the Beata Brigade question, We could
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: get into that. Yeah, oh yeah.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: So the Beater Brigade question of this week is what's
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: the laziest thing you've ever done? And my my personal
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: answer is it's peanut butter related.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Shocker. I know, one night I had.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: A hankering for some peanut butter. So I had the spoon.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I was just going to work on the jar.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: I had a couple of globs, dollars, whatever you want
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: to say, and in my laziness, I didn't feel like
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: washing the spoon something singular spoon. I just put it
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: on the shelf with the peanut butter. And it's high
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: enough where I know Brandy can't see it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Oh you're doing this currently.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I did this. I did this probably last year at least,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: rinting off the spoon with my tongue.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's completely clean.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: You just wipe my tongue, you lick it and wiped
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: it off and put it up there.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: And then I just watched it in the morning, I
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to bed. I can't do it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Why, I don't know. It's supreme as I know.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: That's why.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: It's the laziest thing I've ever done.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Takes two seconds to wash the spill.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I didn't want to. I didn't want to what I
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: used to do?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Oh God, this is bad.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't I used to not feel like pulling up
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: the toilet seat to pay, so I'll just peeing the tub.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Did you turn the water? Michael? Michael, what do you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: meaning that?
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Like lifting on the toilet seat, peed in the tub.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: You weren't in the shower. You just be in the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: shower step.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: His feet are planted outside the tub and he's just
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: straight in there.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: I'm in there.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: That is That is so I thought mom was crazy.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: We even doing those podcasts were fucking That's that's the
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that's the magic.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: That's the magic of freshion. You're always learning new things
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: about people.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: At least it wasn't the sink. That's all I can said.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Not I'm not, Michael, Oh God, too lazy to lift
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: the toilet.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It's not my fault. It's not my fault. Explained why
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: was pissed at me what he used to do for
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: a very long time. He used to not want to
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, so he.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Was just peeing a cup. Why why are you white?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: He would pee in a cup.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: In the house, and an open cup, not like a
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: bot open in the house.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: A man, why are you giving your laundry out like
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that in the house. You don't do it no more,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: it don't matter. He would be in the house and
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: then do what I would.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Never would go to Dick's ry dumb than the toilet.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: He would, but he would keep that same cup.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: No, he wouldn't.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: He would, he wouldn't. He would this story.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: No he didn't.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: The truth, yes he did, because he used to keep
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: that zame cup. It was a plastic cup like it
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: wasn't like one of these cups. It was like, you know,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: like the cups that you would give.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Fro McDonald's, like a real cup, like one of those
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: big like the big gold besides jo Yes, and he
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: knew it was the same because it would develop this ring.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, No, man, Noah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Knew he's doing right now.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Honestly, he shouldn't have been doing that. Yeah, he actually
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: he deserves this.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: He's doing this in the second of his own home
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: and Michael's putting it on it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: This story wouldn't exist if he wasn't doing it. Nah,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: he should hear this if Michael didn't say it, because.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: There's probably someone out there doing something very similar. I
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: want them to feel.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Sen you should I've had that, did that ship.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I don't care what my dad used to.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: They used to what in the bottle in the room
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: because they didn't want to go to the bathroom.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: That nobody should be that.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: At least you could close about he have an open
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: cup and reused the cup and reuse it like yeah
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: in a car I've had I've had to pay in
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: bottles car, but like on a road trip.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And I was a little kid, yeah home, you home,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you know it always bathroomed me.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like wow wow.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm lazy. Man's work. I work.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: That's like I'm a dad the same excuse I work.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: It's just crazy that that's.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: My one of mylet My my laziest thing is like
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: after not a hooping, I'd be too lazy to take
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: a shower at night, so I just sleep on the floor.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: I heard something similar.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Someone said they were so lazy instead of they didn't
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: want to take a shower, so they just turn on
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: the shower and just sit in the bathroom.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: That's so you're just wasting water. That's coral.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: That's not even that's that's not lazy. That's just dirty,
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: lazy and dirty. That's glutton is.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: To be honest, glutton is I don't think you just
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: waiting resources okay, because because you could just sit in
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the bathroom turn off the water. They wanted their parents
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: as a kid.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: They wanted their parents their.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Parents as well. I had just gotten a fucking shower
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: or lived a horror bath at the Saint List, rub
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: some soap and scarcely smell like iris spring, feeling very awkwa.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: That's yeah, supremely god damn.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to think if I'm not like an
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: extremely lazy person, so I don't even have anything that's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: remotely close to any of them. I can, I can,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I can, Yes, I can tell you something supreme lazy.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: That is, I've never been that lazy as the point
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: where I can name something.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Like I catch myself doing or like thinking of doing
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: stuff that's like that lazy, and I'm like, nah, I shouldn't.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Like what if I just leave this here and I
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: come back and get like, no, just just do it,
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Just do it now, like something like that.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe like not throwing something out when I should have
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: or uber eats when I could get it. Yeah, that's
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: probably like the extent of my laziness. Y'all niggas different.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Peeing in the tubs different because you don't want to
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: lift up.
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: When cell phones used to have IR readers in them,
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: because whenever I would lose the remote, those old phones
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: used to have a little IR remote joints. So I
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: choose my phone on every TV, everywhere, every time, every day,
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: all thing remote.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: That's not lazy, that's so yeah, that's.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Resource. I'm mean you could have just.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Sat you passed the toilet to get to the tub. Yes,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: but I also didn't have to let the see that
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: you could have sat down. You could have I didn't
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: have to sit down, more space to just I don't
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: you know, you have your ranges, target targets.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Tell me that you're at least aiming for the drain.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: And we were just shooting in the middle of the
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: tub and just going down.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: That was the most o the time.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Most of the time, know, just like kissing on the water,
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: like you just walk in and like you just in
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: the middle of the top, just pissed. Something is going
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: down to the dreams and you're aiming for the dram I.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Usually aim for the falls.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't, I know you would.
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: I was.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I was about to be at your grandparents house tomorrow
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and be like, your grandson is fucking disgusting.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: The stopper they built a different bathroom.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: You gotta aim like directly behind the stoppers.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: So like Rick and goes down.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Shot for the box like a bank shot. Yes, he's
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the only one that used me and my dad.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Look at that, his dad and his peak up and him.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Nobody's actually peeing in it, nobody directly. The toilet clean, toilet.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: Clean, Christine, eat off that ship.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: You're coming there with the black like there's no splattering
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: on nothing, because it's all in the tongue black.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Like that's up.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Though you might think Mike's jacking off, he's just peeing.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: All my body fluids don't go where he's supposed to
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: go my drawers pee.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, look at that.
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: What what are you about to say?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: The pool actually goes in the toilet.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: You're gonna say spit.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Spitting the butt, but spitting the butt it's supposed to
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: go there though, that's where it's supposed to be.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: That's the intended target, it's all.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't it be spill the butt?
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Alright? From the Beater Brigade, what you got?
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: The top the top rated one says, instead of folding, huh,
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: what's the latest thing you've ever done? Top voted in
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: the Beater Brigade says, instead of folding my laundry, I
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: left it, left it on my bed for a week
• 54:15
  Speaker 6: and wore everything until the mountain disappeared.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I do that now, I have. I've done that.
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: I've done even worse.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: How can it be worse? Because actually that is the
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: laziest thing that I do. I'll explain, Yeah you don't.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: I think I've said it on this pot before. Like,
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: so I would essentially do the same thing, but I
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: really wouldn't use the clothes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: It's on the band.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: Essentially, I'll be using the clothes on the bed as
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: like a way to blanket, so like I'll.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Just get under it there.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah you did like a puppy.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, blankets waiting blankets are great, bro, My dog does
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: blankets are great.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: You could just have one instead of using.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: It's cheaper than just you so clean clothes. Okay, can
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I with that. That's the laziest thing I do. I
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: don't put I don't hang clothes up. It takes me.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a bend guy because I can find it faster.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: If it's in a bind, I know exactly where it is.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Me after a few washes, it can mix them with
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: a couple of different bends. I take it out of now.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking laundry baskets. Is that what you're talking about?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: I have something I like. I'll hang my jerseys and
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: my coats up, but socks, underwear, stuff like that, like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: clothes and binds all of it. Mh. I'm not a folder. Sorry, yeah,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: not a folder.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: I'll fold it and just not put it away, and
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: then next thing you know, it's unfolded.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I'm say because if I fold, it's gonna get unfolded
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: real fast. No matter.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's the laziest thing you've ever done? I watched
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Magic Mike because I couldn't find the remote and it
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: was too lazy to get up and change the TV.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Now watch the full you want to disease, some dick.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: You don't have to lie, you don't have to make.
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: No.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm too lazy to get up this story
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: about Oh no, the remotes right there, I can't reach it.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, I guess I gotta watch magazine.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Wherever could this remote be?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I guess I gotta watch these penises? Oh?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: What it is? A It is a quandary. It's so perplexing.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Where could the remote bee?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: So I could turn from these gorgeous dicks, these beautiful bulges.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Look at the bulges, beautiful, these mountains of.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Man met Where can I escape?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: If I could just find the portal to escape, which.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Would be the remote, If I could just locate it,
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't know.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I guess imagine we all right?
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Brother said, yeah, this is a safe space.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: You don't have to lie. So what's the ear? Like
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: a cigarette? A cigarette?
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: The whole time he's not watching, he's watching.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: On the phone. Damn, where's the remote?
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Damn?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Turn this ship? Wait? Wait, turn it up. I can't
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: hear somebody turned on the caption. Is this the highest
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: quality you can get? They got nine K for this,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: nine K, nine K? All right, what's the kit what's
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the lazest thing you've done, pull the chair to the
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: stove and cook because I felt like standing was overrated.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: That's not lazy, that's lazy. That's not what happened standing cook.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: You don't cook. I still even if I even when
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I do, I still have never.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: Been especially if you did a whole you're prepping and
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: then I've definitely pulled the chair up to cook before.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I've never I've never seen anything.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I've never I've never even seen that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: I've seen that, but only only big Mama was allowed
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: to do that. That's because big Mama's making a full thing.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: If you're doing a big thing, a big amount of food.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, sitting down is more inconvenient than standing up
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: there because you reach. Can you even see? Yeah, it
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: depends on how it depends on how you have, like
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: a barstool. I you'll be yeah, I had a barstool. Check.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I was thinking just like you never even thought of
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: doing that?
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, especially if you don't got the little mats in
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: front of the stove or the sink since you ass down.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Man, I ain't never I'm never asked. I've never seen
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: my mom even think about doing that.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Here's a here's another one.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't be able to see. She would a barstool,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: same height.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Can't you smell the food?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: She if she had a five minutes left taste. It's
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: like metal, it's men like gas. I don't know if
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the right JU come in this. This
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: is like gasoline. You nose directly in front of the burner.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's good. This tastes real. Few me. Okay,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: there's another one.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: That's a clear lie. What's the laziest thing you've ever done?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Got back with an X to use her streaming apps.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That can't be true. That's not lazy.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: You you are broke.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: You ain't lazy, nigga, you broke.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Those are not Those are not mutually exclusive. You're just broke, brother,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: and that's all right.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: But you are.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Speaking and keeping stuff. That's a side of the bed.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: I really want to catch. I really want to catch.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: The polygamy is real bad.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I have to watch it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: I know it's a lot.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: You just want your xpact. There's so many free streaming
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: sites available. You just wanted her back.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Not watching the polygamy, And not everybody's going to do
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the due diligence to search for the free storming free
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: streaming jone.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: You think it's easier to get back with your ex
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: than just google such and such online free fairy?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: This is really Probably it might be easy. It might
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: be easy.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: It might be just simple texts of a Hey, big head,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: that's fair. It can't be that it could be that easy.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: Speaking of piracy, Oh my guys, my passport is ABC
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: one two three.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I love me exclamation point twelve.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Speaking of piracy, I heard somebody say this thing. It
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: was I think they called it ethical piracy. Where what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: is Then they buy two movie tickets and then they
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: illegally watched the movie at home because they don't feel
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: like going to the movies.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. That
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: that's pain. Yeah, you're dumb. But they just watch it
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, but you but you paid. That's not piracy.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: You just paid. Yeah, but it's ethical because you paid,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: then it's not piracy.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: They are still pirate in the movie technically, but it's
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: like but they still got the money.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it's ethical.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: No, it's like stealing. But you you asked for permission?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Man, did you steal? Yeah?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't ask for a pension's stealing.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: You ask, It's like it's like going in a Walmart
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: giving a cashier five bucks, but then just grabbing a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: box a piece and walking out.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You still paid for it. Yeah, that's why it's ethical.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't want to watch this at home.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You might have, well, just.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: They don't feel like going to the movies. They said,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: I'd rather watch.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: This steal every day as suck as you're talking about speaking,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I'm stealing speaking for you. I don't care no matter,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to find a way, going to find a way,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: especially now.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: This is a tangent real quick PlayStation count your days.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: You fucking loyal to you, bitch ass niggas years for years.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I still buy y'all doing these fucking uh these crashes
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: from the network, the hacking of the networks, bullshit ass games,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: bullshit ass exclusives, and you're gonna do this if you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: guys don't know you PlayStation starting I want to say
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty eight, they said no more physical games.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way that y'all taking this much of
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: a loss where you're like, we can't print these no more.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Oh no, it has nothing to do with as it
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: has nothing. It has nothing to do with a loss.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: I was just that's literally what it is, because then
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: now you own nothing. This is a this is a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: you own nothing, Put it on.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: This is a part of a larger movement, movement to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: get away from physical media, because physical media means actual ownership.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: They want to take away ownership because if they're if
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: the only thing you can consume is on these platforms
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: which they run and control, and they honestly can They're
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: not even downlads that you can have.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: It's licenses to media that they can.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Revoke whenever the fuck they feel like it.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Any game that you buy digitally, if they decide one
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: day to take that away, they just say they don't
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: want you to have it, they can take it, or
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: after a certain amount of years they'll be like, you
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: know what, we're tired of supporting this game. Let's cut
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: off service for it. And then once they do that,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: let's repackage the game and sell again.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: You know how many times?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: And I feel ashamed of myself. I probably Boughton Boughton,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: I probably purchased g T A San Andrea is like
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: six times.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Really, wait, what. I don't know why you would do that.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Now, just over the years on different games, like I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: bought it on the place to a different PlayStation three,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: and I got it on the switch, and I got
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: it on the PS five.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: That's a choice, I mean, yes, yes, very much a choice.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Never heard anybody that example.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: There's never reason for you to have it that on
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: the switch. On the switch, I did get it on
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: the way go into the weight room that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: He really had to be in there.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I just like to see him get more buff.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: But again, know that the whole ship of physical media
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: is being erased. And it's not even just with video games.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: It's also with movies, books.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: No book is the big thing, Like.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: They're just taking away everything just so like we can
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: now rewrite.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: And be like, go ahead find it. They can just
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: rewrite history like there ain't you know Mandela effect, nigga.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: It just it used to be something and now it's
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: not something else, something else.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: It's saying. I was watching the uh I was named Primo.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: He's on it ticks I guy. When he was talking
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: about Yeah, the example he used was.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Pretty little liars, Pretty little liars.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he used that, And the main one was leavand
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: with Stitch though, when she was went to the and
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: they changed it to something else. Kids were hiding the dryer,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: so it was a positive thing. They changed it because
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: they wanted to do that. He's like, but obviously, and
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: it's always going to be positive things. It's not gonna
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: be a good change. They're going to rewrite history the
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: way they want to rewrite it because they're getting rid
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: of physical media and it's nasty.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Keep all yours if you got them. Yeah, by books,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: I actually need to go buy some.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie on this podcast say I'm gonna
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: buy a book.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: We had to buy books, man, somebody gotta do it.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Put the message out there. Buy books.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: I will be certain books. I will buy certain.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, certain books. I will be buying my movies. Yeah,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Like if I could buy more music.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely gonna buy I want to find I don't
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: know they might still, it might still be at my grandparents.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I like the original, uh Autobiography of Man acts like
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: those books.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: I'll buy shit like that.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean stuff like that.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I don't mean buy Kuan Mills books. I'm talking about
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: like actual Pendragon, like history like you know Aragones. Yeah,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about historical book stuff like that like that.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Those things need to be found and purchased because if
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: it's all online, they can just press delete on that
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: ship and it will just never exist. Facts. So it's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: getting We're getting. It's already been wild times, but now
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: that they're actually pushing towards that, I don't know if
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: that was in Projects twenty five or not. What is
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: happening so well?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Anyway back to the question, what's the laziest thing you've
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: ever done? This is sounds like it's right up Mike's alley.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: They said, pete off the back balcony off the second
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: floor from the patio as a kid, because I was gaming.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: In the morning.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've done it like that balcony, not off
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: a balcony. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I feed out
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: the window. You peed out the window of your house.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: That's way worse than mine. It kind of is why
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: are you you can hit somebody? You're just doing that?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: It was at night?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Was it rolling down the side of the house.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: He's going for a strong stream came a weak streaming.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Think I'm trying to think of where his house is
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: trying to think of where his window is. My window
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: was in the front of the house. You clean out
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: at the front door. No, the window if you're yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: if your window is the front of the house at night,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: like onto the plane, that's that was lazy front of
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the house. That is right in front of the house.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Meet out that you could easily meet the street. Nobody
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: was there right down I was there. Nobody met into
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: the street.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: After So when you beat off in the kitchen, when
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: you did your post, see why we why are we
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: trying to go.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: To the front of the house. Was it a late
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: night where you did it?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Like I was in, Go up, go upstairs. But if
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: you think I've been to Keene's house, I think that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: might take more effort for you to be out that
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: window when than it would just to turn the corner
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: No, because my test was here, My window was here.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: Bathrooms out the door.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: It ain't Dad, God, damn far it's neither is the toilet.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: There is the toilet.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: He laid passed the toilet to get to the top.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: At least I'm staying in the same room.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'm hold on.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: My ship is going and plumbing your your I was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: watering yourself.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I was water I was watering the shrubs.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: You were exploding yourself.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: You were pissing.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: The child could have seen that. It was at like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: two o'clock in the morning. Why that baby awake? Speaking
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: of babies, penis to the world, quick, quick, little tangent.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: I hate adults that blame kids on shit that they
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: should have been doing.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Ooh what okay? So example, it was Friday. It was Friday.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: It's like eleven o'clock at night. Me and Kiana was hungry.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: We wanted some Chinese food. Go get some Chinese food.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Chinese food around the corner from the house. Now it's like,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: like I said, it's like eleven eleven thirty at night.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: There were some children outside getting Chinese food. Right, but
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: this at this time, the Chinese food place was packed.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: Everybody had the same idea. We all wanted Chinese food
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: at eleven o'clock. So when they said ten minute and
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: didn't take ten minutes, it took about like twenty thirty. Okay,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: So these kids, these kids are waiting, they put their ordering,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: they're waiting. This lady come screaming like.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is y'all taking? So long, y'all been
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: out here thirty minutes eight and all of a sudden,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: now in food is nighty? What did y'all here doing
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: TikTok dances?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: I'm like, first off, you're coming out here yelling at
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: these kids. It's eleven o'clock. Why the fuck are you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: sending kids in fucking North Philly at eleven o'clock a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: night to get Chinese food. Let's start there. You're yelling
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: at them for taking long. They shouldn't have been outside.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: Keenan's in in the wrong town.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: You are Keenan.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: You're in the hood, and you're you're in the ghetto.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you live, you live in the trenches, I do.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: This is just city behavior.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: I'm not even trench behavior.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: It's just like just like, it's like this when you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: come out here yelling at these kids crazy when your
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: dumb ass should have been out here.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: You need to get back and she walked in there
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: with the redis.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: A fair sum. You get back to the suburbs where
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: you can see out the window.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: I was dropping the uh Ben Salem Ben Salem's nice.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I better, I bet it is. When you live
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: in North Philly, I could better yourself if I don't
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: come back to I was one of the places we
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: were looking at early on. I could live. Sem is
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: nice high school, biggest.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Fun levin town.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Hm. I was just in Williamstown on Saturday. That's did
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: y'all look down there? Nah? It's far, it's far, but boy,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: it's some.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: Nice houses, man, that's why they're down there.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And he got good schools too. But yeah,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: whatever I got, I got more. I have got one.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: I got one, all right. So what's the latest thing
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: you've ever done?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Ship way to go? I just wiped away.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, uh, but what's the latest thing you've ever done?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: But knew all bought new, all new underwear. Don't know
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: why you said new twice? Because I didn't want to
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: do laundry spend more money on underwear than I would
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: have done at the laundry man, so bought a new
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: pack of underwear instead of just doing his laundry.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I've done that.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: That's that's that's that's again lazy, and that's also gladnous.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, did you need the new underwear? Yes, kind
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: of like they were old underwear. I was like, I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: can either just keep washing these or I can buy
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: new ones because I need new ones. Okay, if you
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: throw away old drawls, yeah, fine. It was like a combination.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: You had perfectly good draws the common you had one
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: bad draws and like ten dirty draws. And he was like,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I'll just buy all three of them were dirty, I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: mean not dirty old, and the rest we was just dirty.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: What's the rest? I really wear the rest?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I mean I have a lot of underwear now exactly.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: But because now you're back in LA, I feel like
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: you can never have enough underwear, though I feel I
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: think you can. I feel like that's one article. Like
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: everyone like like, oh my god, I have too many underwear, Like, no,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you should have a lot underwear I got.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: If you don't, if you don't have it, if you
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: feel like you have a lot of underwear, five more,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: get more more draws. I think I have some I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: haven't worn in like multiple Yes, you should have a
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: lot of.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: I forgot draws I haven't worn in years.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, a way good. I don't I wear all
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: my case I don't. I don't wear all my well
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: underwear all whatever I can wear, I'm gonna wear because
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: there's certain draws that don't fit just right. Yeah, I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: was thinking I have to throw them away.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: Because those are the ones wearing if my clothes is dirty.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm about I'm pulling down my fucking out
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: my crotch all day.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: You know. I got my eyes on the TikTok they
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: got the ps whatever, but they selling like past thirty.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I'm about to I'm about cop thirty. I'm about to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: cop the PSDJ. Yeah, about to agree. I'm about to go.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: You're about to get about to get crabs.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Jacket.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: He about to be buying something.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: New PSD.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: They probably got on Amazon too. That's what I do.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I cross reference and if you find on TikTok going Amazon,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: just buy from They're cheaper, faster reference. Okay, okay. Laziest
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. When my wife and kids were
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: out of town, I ate a frozen pizza pie for dinner.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: He said it was a hirshey. I don't know if
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: that's the type of No, it's like the dessert pie.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: That's frozen pie, actual frozen pie like I thought I
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: was in pie. Yeah, frozen thawed, yeah, a frozen yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: a frozen At first I thought he was pizza, a
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: frozen and I'm like I thought it first too, No
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: frozen like passer pie. It was herzy, so it didn't
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: e cooking, but it was still frozen solid. He just
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: ate a frozen solid Hershey, it feels like a little
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: chocolate moveds. That's cool. That's frozen solid. That's not lazy
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: knowing who it is. That's just high behavior. Yeah, probably,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: so you were just high.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: How many bunts you smoked before that?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: What's the laziest thing you've ever done? Drove past every
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: store on the way home than door dash the ingredients
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: I needed for dinner. I was ready to be home.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Let's say.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: That's not lazy.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: That's just you being an adult and just ready to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: be home. Yeah, I understand that. I'm not gonna call
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: that lazy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Ship. One of the laziest things I do is door dash. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's easily the latest thing I do. All
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: door dashing is lazy. I would say ninety five percent
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: of door dashing it's lazy. Now I'm not door dash
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: chick lay I lived eight minutes from it.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's lazy.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Door DAGs door that's a couple of bags of can
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah you have you have a problem. That's your that's
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: your dealer. That's not but then like but then like
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: out throwing something so like it's what you're gonna do.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: What you gonna do, It's not like completely like away
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: like we need napkins. I guess I can get these
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: three bags of candy and some napkins.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: I got this lappy taffy ken you trying to make
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: make it couple things happen?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Is it pocket warm? You know it is in your
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: pocket warm?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: I kept it, kept it?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Will you fuck? Will you eat this dick for some candy?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: How do we get here on my ball? Well? Will
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: you for a sweet?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Keenan? You will find those balls? What will give them
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: to you? One? So chocolate taste? Eat my butch After
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I do do man, you will say, Dookie was right there.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: You're not a songwriter, Dookie Okay.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: There's been so many songs that has sampled that Willy Wonka. Mhmm,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: yeah you say so. I don't really know Mike's favorite
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: R and B artist, did it? Eric Bellinger? Imagination girl?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: And let's dude, I don't know what your imagination?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sounds like I'm done show.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: You PreTect you gotta show me, how do you binge? Indeed,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: how do you how do you watch your bad? How
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: do you watch your bad?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: Okay, trying out my girl, my girl dad, And I'm like,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 11: and I'm like, the song sounds just like that song
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 11: that's that song is bad.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is clearly like I'm just rapping about
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: he was trying to get a tiktoko this.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Somebody put somebody just put a video, put that song
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: on a TikTok and then do something.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Keep that on Facebook. That's a Facebook song.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: And I got an it's gonna be a close up
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: of my winking asshole.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: Because I'm reflected getting ready for the.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Open up.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: I got some get crazy, I got some, I got
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: some questions for you all.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: This is a am I the asshole?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: From a listener?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys need to know if I'm the asshole. So
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: background context. Me and my boy go back a while
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: more like a brother situation when I lost everything, including
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: twelve years relationship that ended with me finding out my
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: kid is in mine ooh and losing my mind a
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: little bit. He helped me out. Fast forward. I'm doing
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: good work. I'm doing good work, two jobs, doing a
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: plasma to make sure, I get my money up anyway possible.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: He and my other boy live together. They ain't gay supposedly, okay,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: but they split bills basically. That's what happens when you
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: have roommatesmate. Yeah, I know, okay, we just closing information.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I know they'd be still doing coke and drinking, sitting
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: in the house. They don't even go out, just existing
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: like bums.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Well, my boy asked me for some bread to help him.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: I slid him two hundred, told him one hundred off
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: the strength of being my boy, and one hundred I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: need back to cover my bills.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: No money back.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: It's now the third and he was supposed to slide
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: me money a week week ago and just giving excuses.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Is it wrong if I ghost this man's and call
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: it a lesson learned and distance myself from negative life influences?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: No, over one hundred dollars, That's what I'm saying.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Like one hundred dollars.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: And like he said, oh he told the told his
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: man say he could keep a hundred.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Just you got that. I just need a hundred back.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: See, And again I hate to do that on this part.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I want to put that on him a little bit
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: because if you needed to cover your bills, why are
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: you giving it out?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Don't get it right. If one hundred dollars is.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: Going to be between you and meeting your bills, you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: don't got that money to give.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, but it's either asshole for that's a real question.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to call my asshole, but I will
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: say that's a lot. You're not an asshole, but you shouldn't.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: You need to be more your donating plasm brother, you
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: should get that. It's one of those things that too.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, soon as he said plays, I'm like,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: you should not be donating or given.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Keep it, dog, keep it, I got it if you listen.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to job about I ain't job.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: If you got to donate body parts or body fluid,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: body whatever for compensation to get money to make ends
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: me for your bills, I would suggest you don't just
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: give out that money willy nilly to niggas you know.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Have drug problems.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah one you said niggasor coke? Right, you know he's irresponsible.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: And he asked for and money and how okay? And
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: he asked for one hundred dollars. He just asked for money.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: He gave him money, he gave and he gave him
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: this one hundred off the strength of the friendship, one hundred.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Dollars, so he gave him two hundred dollars instead. I
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: just need a hunted back. You should have just gave
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: him a hundred dollars. If you want to go miss it,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: you should have gave him not a God damn. You
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have gave him anything. Because you're donating. Plasma, brother,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: you are donating. I'm trying to be nice about it, okay,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: not TVs how your body you're not How long ago
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: was this.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Question very recently?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: It was like the most recent question.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Actually, okay, hey, wake up, we still got time. Wake up,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: we still have time. Wake your ass up. Stop give
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it out money and get your shit together.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Keep it that's keep it free, sugar cookie that gave
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: you when you donated blood today, probbly and wake it up.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Wake up, brother, you just gave a free two hundred
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: dollars to a nigga who does coke.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, So so what do you have to say.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: I'm going to answer your question, the actual question, the
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: anti question. No, you're not the asshole for because you're
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 6: not the asshole for ending the friendship because of the
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: two hundred dollars, because you then linked it in with
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: being away from negative influences or negative actions. So if
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 6: you're ending the friendship because of the actions of the people, fine,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: like they were saying, if you're in the friendship over
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: one hundred dollars, that's a little extra, a little bit extra.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: We're gonna summit, we're gonna wrap it up. We're gonna
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: forget about the hundred dollars. You're forgetting.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Niggas that do coke, Yeah, the excessive cocaine use wasn't
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: the We're gonna leave it there.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Clearly it was not alone.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, there are some functional coke people,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: a lot of.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Them, usually not good people, though from the ones I know,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of functional coke people that are they
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: they go home, they they go to work, they let
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: their kids, they help the kids with the homework, and
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: they do a bump just to get every so like,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: don't come around me though, Okay, that's fine.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: I don't act.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Ain't stealing nothing, this nigga is. They ain't say nothing
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: about stealing.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: He just thought, I mean, he needed a hundred dollars, but.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: It's not stolen. He just didn't turn it. It feels
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: like stealing. M hm.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Well, because you know where it's supposed to be and
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: you're not putting it where it's supposed to be. You're
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: not the asshole, but you are indeed the dumb ass.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: You're part of the ass.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, next question.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: You'll be all right though, bro.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: I'll change this one a little bit because I feel
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: like I said, would you rather know when you're going
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: to die or how you're going to die?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I rather know how? Yeah, I would say how. M hm,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I rather know how. I don't want to know why.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know why. Yeah, because then you're
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: not living every day for the day. Then you can
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: just count down those last exactly. That's rough. No, thanks,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: oh that last week.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I might take I might take the
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: wind because then I know exactly how much I need
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: to save up. I know how much, like how much
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: time I got left, so I can really maximize it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: You tomorrow and I'd be like, it's out the mind.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: You got your boy.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: I'll not see y'all next week, same time, same place.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'll just.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Really be able to I think I will go ahead
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: when is because.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I think how I'd be more like if they say, like,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: oh you drown, I'm not going in the water.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Ever again, then I end up drowning in the shower
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: because I slip and break my neck or okay, or
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: You're driving and.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, according to certain podcasters, yes that can happen.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I heard this podcast on Sure Can, Sure Can. You
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: must be a fucking mm hmm to do that, that guy.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: Let's let you been driving around with the little joint,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: the little flash dawn that happened earlier today.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. You wouldn't drown though, Oh no, there's a
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: mechanism you sure you're not gonna drown?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, Next question, m m oh, random question.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Let me ask, have any of you guys ever watched
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Naked and Afraid? If not, just take a quick look
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: and answer this question. How long would you guys survive
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: in the wilderness, no camping gear, just making primitive camping things.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Not long? Not that long, I'm not. I mean I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: last longer than I am. I naked. Yeah, I'll probably
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: last longer than I thought. I Then I think I
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be naked. This question doesn't say naked, though, but
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: we're just going naked. I'll probably we would probably all
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: last longer than we think we would. But all my
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: knowledge would be based off of just.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Like VIDEOSO yeah, yeah, versus only like if I can
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: build a fire.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: I think I think I can build a fire pretty easily.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Everything My issue would be would be finding things to
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: eat and and probably getting bitten by something. Yes, I
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: think it would be. I think I would probably get
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: bit by a spider or or snake, and would just be.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: It being butt ass naked with my balls out.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: My nuts out, and you gotta sleeping at yeah, to
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: the ground in the wilderness, in the air.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Even worse.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: Your little beer snout in there.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Built a little loft up in the trees that you blue.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: He said, let me clean these dingle berries. I got some,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I got some beer necessities. Is that you pooh beer?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: You my money, said, oh, Michael, smel my, honey. They
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: haven't had any like this in a while.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: I haven't had any man.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: But like this in years.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Christopher ropp And moved out of a hundred acre wood.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I'm in the wrong part of I'm in the wrong
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: part of the forest. This is the gabo. This man
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: but isn't really good. I had to just deal with ere.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: Winning the pool.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 9: He's fucking me. Oh, he says he's going to stop.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 9: Never every time he says, this is the last time.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 9: I RUMs.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: But it's kind of like if he never pulls out
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: he didn't do it, no one else would talk to me.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: So I guess it's not so bad.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be a problem if he just wouldn't stop
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: pretty honey over my taint.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: Using honey for me.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: It is crazy, the worst, the worst possible liquid.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how we got there, but hey,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: How We've gotten to a lot of topics in this episode.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: He wants a bow. He calls it.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Getting a bowl of honeynut cherios and the oles on
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: my asshold.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: But because Christopher Robbin moved out.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy because that was like one of my
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: favorite shows is a very small child.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Like Little Bear.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: I love Little Bear. Before Little Bear, I had like
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: Little Yeah vhs is. It's like, yeah, it was like
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: locked in with win of the Pool.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Barnie was my first like obsession. Barnie Slippers, Barney Pacifier,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Barney's toys. All of that. Barney was my dog, the
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: O G. Carters, That god damn blue man, that mother
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Blue is cool. Do y'all show him the old ship?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just put him on all news. He like
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: he does like a little bear into the healing. But
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: he's also like Franklin backyard against No, never strive against.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: But they're black, so I gotta give a little guy.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll get there.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Good music selection on the backyard against mm hmm, unique
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: unique one.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: When I'm taking the girl that played him was always
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: coming with bad news.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: God sorry. Also our piece of the girl, she's from
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: Phil's basketball. Oh we never said it. R P. Take Keith, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: god damn sexy raised music career. We'll do it.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: Take to blind uh flying ranking on the Patreon and
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: of him, but yeah, I'll save that for next time.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Our next s Peterbrige question. This person said, I love
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: shoes and I just got paid. I saw this pair
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: I wanted, but it didn't have my size, and I
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: realized there was a women's shoe. Do y'all ever have
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: have that happen?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: Or do I have a women's tasting sneakers?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Sometimes the women's shoes be fire.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of the times, and.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: I'll be wishing that they came in my size. But
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: then that's a big for the bitch.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: And I mean there's something out there.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: They are, but they get a small Yeah, it's just
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: it's always a small amount that parent mean to say
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 6: big for the bitch.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: I take that back. I'm sorry, I mean you take
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: back the bitch park. Yeah, she's still bigfoot exactly. Yeah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Actually it was just the creator I got the wrong anyway. Yeah,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: and I was two years ago. I saw something else
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: about the backyard, but maybe some different anyway.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: But the women's shoes, the shoes I was wearing last week,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: I said, those were women. If you like the shoe,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: you like the shoe.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: I know there's some women's elevens that come out that
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: are only exclusively for women, and they look better than
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: the men's Jordan elevens. Yeah, yeah, maybe five or like
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, Asia Wilson, I don't know if you can
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: want to consider those women's shoes.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: But bro, now those are unisex tough.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: You guys have tough as shoes, all right.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Next question, would you rather?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Would you rather never have sex again or only have
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: terrible sex forever.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: Terrible sex, fa terrible sex.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: I still get to that. Yeah, what if you don't
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: even huh, But you know it's gonna be terrible. You
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: know it's gonna be trash.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: Though I'd rather just beat off by myself for.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: The rest of your life. No, I think I still
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: might want to do sex. At least you have so
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: you know it's gonna be terrible, but at least you
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: haveing sex though.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's true.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Good bad Cardio. I never have Coucie ever again, never
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: again have terrible were gonna have Cochie. It's not good Coucie.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: It's not good. It's a three out of ten Couchie
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: every time.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: It feels like the inside of a tight soda can.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, soda can.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: Inside of a tight Campbell's can, like campbell soup.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hard, cold and rigid.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: Cold hey man, to get a couple frictions off that ridge,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: still might be able to get it, Okay cold, that
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: might scared the ship out of me, little cold Coochie.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you said it like you mad it before Ken.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Actually no, Hannibal, No, it was just it was just Jeffrey.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: I've never had I promise you.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: It was just because me and Kean was just talking
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 6: about cold coochie the other day and I was like.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think that sounds too bad. What do you
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: mean so like you ever had like head with ice?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: No, no, I'm.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: No, I mean you never had sex in the car.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: But heyah, because I'm tall, but the condiments. But I
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: bring out bring out a grapefruit and like, mhmm, I
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: know you've done that. I've never been slopping. I'm absolutely shocked.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: I don't got enough meat for a greatfruit. Maybe a
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: tangerine claiming time. Yeah yeah, maybe maybe a line clements,
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: use a plump maybe a qutie mm hmm. Got a
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: new bag of cuties at the house. But to go
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: to work, I know, I ain't got grapefruit. Maybe a peach.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: I mean the hole is just cut in the middle,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: like the whole.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: That's a waste of a grapefruit at that point.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a waste the people out here hungry. I'm
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: over here waisting grapefruit. I ain't got enough meat.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: You ever got to cut the whole just be able
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 6: to go through like the little star in the middle.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Not enough not enough.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: That it could be.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: I don't even know, man, I got nothing.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah the last question, next question mmmm oh mmmmmmmm.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: Hm hm you know.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, last question it was new money though soccer
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: soccer question, so we'll talk about it now, Hey and
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: t Yes, long time listener. A question for the soccer
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: fans on the pod, But how does one get into soccer?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: I've been watching the World Cup and rooting for all
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: the Africans and Caribbean teams. I like watching me and
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Lamar and Mbappe as well, so I guess i'd be
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: supporting Madrid and PSG in the future. Question mark what
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: leagues and tournament should I be watching? Love the pod,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: keep on trucking, y'all.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: And Bope is funny as fun He's a funny guy,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: that hilarious, unintentioned. He's not even trying to be funny.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: He's just out there. He just full blown comedian, just
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: like the Lake Curtis. He's kind of like Janni's he's
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: kind of likeness. He's not even trying to be funny, he's.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Just he's just European.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, did you see that the Paraguayan Oh yeah, the
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: Paraguayan Senator. Yeah, Senator just probably the most racist paragraph
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen, like with my own eyes, and or
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: I guess in like a current setting, current day, current day,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: Like she was just going off talking about how he
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: was raised off coconuts and bananas and saying that he's
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: never heard anyone speak who was smarter than the chimpanzee,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: just saying all type of nasty ship and he typed
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: the whole paragraph on Twitter basics her to shut the
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: fuck up. So yeah she should, Yeah, as you should
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: not letting us just lies.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: But yeah, you got it, Okay. I mean for this question,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: you're on the right track. If you just want to watch,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: it's probably just entertaining to watch the best teams. Keep
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: it short and sweet, like you said Madrid and PSG.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah maybe not Man City watch watch well, once this
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: rico comes and actually hits them as they should since
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: PEP retired.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me tell you something's been
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: talking about this rico for the past three years.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: You think, you think, yeah, they gather information for a
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: long time, but then they hit you with a sledge him.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: The longer they wait, the richer we get.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 5: That doesn't matter.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: Once they kick they can kick you out.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Of the league. Let's say we'll make our way back,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: go for it.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: Look good luck. But watch the Premier League. You can
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: watch the little EGA you follow. You could just follow
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: any of the top six teams. Just follow them all
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: if you really want to, and they'll be on Saturday morning,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Sunday morning. Yeah, and just do it like that. The
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: Tournamentsampions leagues every year, the Euros is every four years,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: the World Cup obviously is every four years, and you'll
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: see it just pops up. Those pop up over the
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: summer and then all the stuff during the year. You'll
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: hear us talk about, yeah, that's that. But yeah, stay tuned.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: I was gonna stream the World Cup games, but I
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: kind of just kept that to myself. I can enjoy
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: the games without having a stream and just do what
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: I'll be back in the regular season. Premier League was
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: regular season. Start back was the week after no no, no, no,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: like late August. Okay, I wasn't sure if they were
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: like going, no, no, they get a.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: Baby, baby break, baby rest. But yeah, but yeah, I
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: think that's all we got for y'all. Once you say all,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: It's it's time surely going to end.
• 1:38:54
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• 1:39:00
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• 1:39:05
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• 1:39:09
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• 1:39:23
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• 1:39:50
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• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people are buying up tickets now, people that we
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: even know. It's like finally they've taken the initiative.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's finally happening. I see seeds moving, thank you,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Not see you there, not enough seeds, but I.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 6: See I still see blue dots. I still have blue
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 6: dots fever. That blue dot fever?
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: How was that? How's that bleed? But other than that, y'all,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fuck with y'all. See next week, same time.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: Say you play Bye? Bye, y'all, everything, everything, what.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: A month later? Even you never heard that?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: Really? Yes? From album? No? I never, She just never
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: put it out and she finally put it out. Oh
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: why not?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: That was a SoundCloud SoundCloud heater.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Still because I said that was an old old joke.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: The song she just read. She definitely redid some of
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: the verses though. Sound good. Yeah, I say all on
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: his mouth Flagged Wick