Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / Anger Issues | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep: 16
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's the deal you guys. Before the start of this podcast,
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- 1:09Speaker 2: Phineas for a podcast episode sixteen, Beautiford's.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Revenge Revenge for the last sixteen.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Episodes that was still He's very mad? Is he mad?
- 1:19Speaker 2: Have you ever watched the.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Show phenea verb? You know, Lebron just made an appearance
- 1:24Speaker 1: on there. Sorry, Lebron just made an appearance on there
- 1:26Speaker 1: with his daughter and Zuri.
- 1:28Speaker 2: Yeah nice, what a nice family. Huh yeah, that could
- 1:33Speaker 2: be you know, I can't be black? Well, I mean
- 1:38Speaker 2: nowadays anyone could be anything. Is that true? I would
- 1:42Speaker 2: say so, I mean you could. You could change genders now,
- 1:45Speaker 2: you could claim anything, you.
- 1:48Speaker 1: Know, you know, like like I know, we joke about
- 1:52Speaker 1: like you looking like uni sex and like a but
- 1:56Speaker 1: we don't be joking about that all we do. But like,
- 1:58Speaker 1: do you think we could actually like you think if
- 2:00Speaker 1: you were to go to like the parade on like
- 2:03Speaker 1: a gay parade day, like a happy day, Oh what's
- 2:06Speaker 1: the day called?
- 2:07Speaker 2: Those motherfuckers would have thought it was a mascot what's
- 2:09Speaker 2: the day called Pride Month? Wait? Wait? Oh wait they
- 2:15Speaker 2: have a whole month?
- 2:16Speaker 1: Yeah? Wo month? Does that?
- 2:18Speaker 2: I don't know. But when I work, when I work
- 2:22Speaker 2: at the hotel, that's just craving for It's like a
- 2:26Speaker 2: bunch of foods over there. Fet Have you ever miss
- 2:32Speaker 2: tender than anybody? Yeah? Once the hotel. But it wasn't
- 2:37Speaker 2: like I wasn't being rude or nothing. I was just like, oh,
- 2:39Speaker 2: here's your here's your keys, ma'am. And she went actually,
- 2:44Speaker 2: and I went, what the fuck? Because I say that
- 2:47Speaker 2: with no top of intent. Yeah, but they he corrected.
- 2:49Speaker 2: I corrected myself a bitch job. Literally, know what about
- 2:54Speaker 2: your beliefs? Me? What about your morals?
- 2:56Speaker 1: Big?
- 2:56Speaker 2: Better for when i'm when when I clock INFI all
- 2:59Speaker 2: my morals are gone with oh yeah, stat said I swear. Yeah,
- 3:04Speaker 2: hell yeah, checking a lot of checking, a bunch of
- 3:07Speaker 2: every brother. It's like there for a job for I'm
- 3:10Speaker 2: there to work. I've seen you too. I seen your
- 3:12Speaker 2: morals just a pure for money. I've seen that for
- 3:15Speaker 2: when he when the director was like, come here, sucking
- 3:17Speaker 2: my bit. You want to be in click and then
- 3:19Speaker 2: he went and suck that food's fucking cock with enough.
- 3:24Speaker 3: For your car to be like everybody loves them.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Tell me, baby, can you stand the rain?
- 3:34Speaker 1: That's why my black companies right there homies and then
- 3:38Speaker 1: black a black homies.
- 3:39Speaker 2: So let me tell you. So. So when I came
- 3:41Speaker 2: in the morning crazy, This is someone that came in
- 3:43Speaker 2: the morning, right, So me and Fiddy go out. Sorry,
- 3:46Speaker 2: Fiddy hops in a wi boom right there. I think
- 3:47Speaker 2: that the water, oh fo, the big old flood. So listen.
- 3:52Speaker 2: So I think the water was too long, too far
- 3:53Speaker 2: high up. So I walked down. I keep walking down.
- 3:55Speaker 2: It just keeps getting higher. So this when I go
- 3:58Speaker 2: fucking commit, I try to jump your water hit retail
- 4:01Speaker 2: for here. So both of my shoes are soaking, you know.
- 4:06Speaker 2: I get in the car. This starts laughing instantly. Yeah,
- 4:09Speaker 2: I told you, I told you. Whatever we get to
- 4:12Speaker 2: my job, I told my dad. My Dad's like, fuck, okay,
- 4:15Speaker 2: take your shoes off, you like, take your socks off.
- 4:19Speaker 2: He put in the dryer, in the hotel dryer, you know, right.
- 4:22Speaker 2: And then so I just had no shoes, no socks,
- 4:24Speaker 2: only shoes. And I was at the front desk, second
- 4:26Speaker 2: foes in and my shoes felt crazy. So I told
- 4:29Speaker 2: me that. I was like, funny to put my shoes
- 4:30Speaker 2: in there, swear. He was like, all right, bet, I
- 4:31Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck am I gonna wear? I
- 4:34Speaker 2: had the hotel slippers, you know, those of you that
- 4:36Speaker 2: give guests. Yeah, I had them on at the front desk,
- 4:39Speaker 2: I just right there behind no one could see me.
- 4:41Speaker 2: I couldn't do a lot of movement with just big
- 4:44Speaker 2: old size four teeth. Did it have your size? No?
- 4:46Speaker 2: Of course not once it fits all. But that's the
- 4:48Speaker 2: only applus to you guys.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Who's you guys and small people?
- 4:51Speaker 2: I'm not Peruvian, bitch. Shut up Peru. Shut up wearing
- 4:53Speaker 2: the moon? Do I like you? Bro? I don't even
- 4:56Speaker 2: think we're moon those Peruvian proven.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Out of all the Latino countries, like right, like the
- 5:02Speaker 1: Hispanic countries, the North America, you know, Mexico, South America.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Which lest which Hispanic race is your least favorite Mexican
- 5:13Speaker 2: just off the bat of how they treat me, got it,
- 5:18Speaker 2: we treat you well, not at all. The dude that
- 5:22Speaker 2: made the picture of me pregnant Mexican, the one that
- 5:24Speaker 2: made the picture of me naked Mexican is rarely Mexican.
- 5:27Speaker 2: You guys are always on this ship, and I don't
- 5:29Speaker 2: know what I've ever done to you guys. I know
- 5:30Speaker 2: a Mexican song, What the fuck was that? Well? Why
- 5:35Speaker 2: are you the officer show that ship right now?
- 5:38Speaker 1: What the fuck damn like Saudi Bay for three of
- 5:42Speaker 1: them on a Friday.
- 5:42Speaker 2: You're fucking I'm fucking ship off that motherfucker. Are you
- 5:46Speaker 2: fucking soever? No? Actually, I don't be fucking I'll some
- 5:51Speaker 2: say some dick. That says some dick. Wait with Jacarda.
- 5:58Speaker 2: You don't give the girl nothing back like what like
- 6:02Speaker 2: hollow Hollow was some steems the bitch that you.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Funk after the You don't even fuck them they have
- 6:07Speaker 1: to have for you, not to like, they don't want
- 6:08Speaker 1: no type of pleasure back.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I think they think we're fucking okay.
- 6:13Speaker 1: So so what's the process of leaking up with your card?
- 6:15Speaker 1: I think you're gonna get smashed type of things. Picking
- 6:18Speaker 1: up the girl's no, no.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen listen. I thought, when I'm talking a
- 6:25Speaker 2: way for you need to shut the funk up with
- 6:27Speaker 2: shut the because I don't like this way you are
- 6:31Speaker 2: treating me. All right, okay, but I haven't done this
- 6:36Speaker 2: in a long time. But when you just say this
- 6:37Speaker 2: is a week ago. You just said you linked up
- 6:41Speaker 2: with a fat girl. Let's just let's pretend. Okay, okay, okay,
- 6:49Speaker 2: three weeks three weeks ago, okay was more than a month? Okay, well, okay,
- 6:54Speaker 2: I get to the car.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Okay, okay, No, but what's the conversation before, Like, hey,
- 6:57Speaker 1: you're gonna suck something or what's the mean?
- 7:00Speaker 2: I feel like if we're gonna kick it, bitch, it's
- 7:02Speaker 2: you know, and you're gonna have some dick or now. Okay,
- 7:04Speaker 2: so so pump it out to punisher. It's just the
- 7:12Speaker 2: winds get stronger, the ring gets harder, clouds start pouring appearing.
- 7:18Speaker 2: Once I not give it a good old dap mid
- 7:22Speaker 2: the crib, you let it wrong. If they drop me
- 7:26Speaker 2: off from now, I get uber. How is it with you?
- 7:30Speaker 2: I don't do that stuff? No, but my because I'm
- 7:35Speaker 2: trying to figure out, Like I'm trying to figure out
- 7:37Speaker 2: what do you want to figure it out?
- 7:38Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out if you want to suck
- 7:40Speaker 1: some dick, let me know, you dumb bitch, if you
- 7:42Speaker 1: want something right now, let me know if anybody want
- 7:46Speaker 1: that fucking curry out ship, listen, bitch, you.
- 7:50Speaker 2: No, I don't.
- 7:51Speaker 1: You're not.
- 7:51Speaker 2: If I was gay, you wouldn't be my type.
- 7:53Speaker 1: You'r uggly, bitch, You're mad, fucking ugly, smell, got dress,
- 7:57Speaker 1: Your fucking glasses are stupid. You're fuckingying your fucking lips.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Always look at your hair. It's not even done, bitch.
- 8:03Speaker 1: I'm not trying to fuck like, but I'm just saying like,
- 8:07Speaker 1: because usually like if a girl don't yeah, oh yeah,
- 8:11Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm saying, well, let me tell you this.
- 8:14Speaker 1: If you were a girl, I think you should fucking
- 8:16Speaker 1: you established that in the world.
- 8:20Speaker 2: We established. Give me a vapor.
- 8:24Speaker 1: You can't hit the baby, remember I cannot through the
- 8:26Speaker 1: first ten minutes with no hit it.
- 8:28Speaker 2: And yeah, you're good at that ship. But other than that,
- 8:38Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you. Lately, I have been getting
- 8:40Speaker 2: tagged into some foods high school and foods public schools
- 8:45Speaker 2: little Jakarta.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Right now, this looks like you when when Caesar gave
- 8:49Speaker 1: me that one haircut, Yeah, when I got popping, Yeah,
- 8:53Speaker 1: we just told you not to blow it out and
- 8:55Speaker 1: blowing your sweater and you.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Don't fucking listen. Sorry, it's gonna have an This is
- 9:00Speaker 2: cha kinda slip my hair.
- 9:03Speaker 1: This was you back in the day and fucking at
- 9:05Speaker 1: a burnstea homie at a Fairfax.
- 9:09Speaker 2: I don't see it. Wait was this a joker? It
- 9:16Speaker 2: was serious? This joking obviously is joking. And you never
- 9:23Speaker 2: asked somebody to run the ones just like day. Come now,
- 9:28Speaker 2: I've never had a fight one on money. I've jumped
- 9:30Speaker 2: before with me with you. Yeah, the hype is so crazy.
- 9:35Speaker 1: I ain't gonna like you really like, how did that
- 9:37Speaker 1: make you feel that day when you jumped that food?
- 9:39Speaker 2: How did that make you feel?
- 9:40Speaker 1: Well?
- 9:40Speaker 2: I didn't jump that fo I did a solo. No,
- 9:42Speaker 2: you jumped him with us right after? No, I didn't.
- 9:44Speaker 1: That's when I stepped back. Remember I didn't jump in
- 9:46Speaker 1: with you because I felt bad. I didn't jump. I
- 9:49Speaker 1: just said that fooling.
- 9:49Speaker 2: And then he dropped, And then you stopped him out
- 9:53Speaker 2: with us. I just h he dropped with that? Wait,
- 9:59Speaker 2: what day are you talking about? Was not my beat us?
- 10:01Speaker 2: That longly trouble?
- 10:01Speaker 1: We've ever been in a situation with you like that?
- 10:03Speaker 2: No?
- 10:04Speaker 1: What other day have we been in a situation.
- 10:05Speaker 2: With Western Western cookies? Beat there? Oh that was.
- 10:10Speaker 1: Different though, man, Yeah, that's a whole different situation that
- 10:14Speaker 1: was That was the wrong situation.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Horrible.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're talking about beat doves. Yeah, here it
- 10:21Speaker 1: gives me. I'll get to throw I beat thevs.
- 10:24Speaker 2: I beat them. You definitely stopped them out, widows, Yeah,
- 10:27Speaker 2: no I didn't. But you know what I never told
- 10:29Speaker 2: about did this football? When you were stomping him out,
- 10:30Speaker 2: you were closing your eyes. I didn't you were. I
- 10:32Speaker 2: didn't kick him. I didn't. No, no, you're like, oh no, no, no,
- 10:35Speaker 2: So initi initially, when I hit that food and he
- 10:38Speaker 2: went back, he went back, and then he ran and
- 10:39Speaker 2: then like I pushed that, we on the floor. And
- 10:41Speaker 2: when I started kicking that fool, I was just like, bro,
- 10:43Speaker 2: what am I doing? I feel bad?
- 10:44Speaker 1: As what do you feel bad about? He was in
- 10:47Speaker 1: the crack you what do you feel bad about?
- 10:48Speaker 2: Well, he's already on the fo he's already done something
- 10:50Speaker 2: like look at this food, like he's in between a
- 10:52Speaker 2: car and the like. And then I said back, and
- 10:54Speaker 2: then you came.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Up and I was like, bro, you know you feel
- 10:59Speaker 1: bad for them? No, obviously you feel bad for them.
- 11:02Speaker 1: You're such a bitch. You're such a terrible friend, bro.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Because the maturial FRIENDILL put my life on my lineage
- 11:07Speaker 1: for l because when you got cracked, I would to
- 11:10Speaker 1: go get you right away, the way when you got cracked,
- 11:13Speaker 1: I would to go.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Get you right away. Yeah I got that.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, and and and I feel bad, yeah you because
- 11:18Speaker 1: it will come on and that would be freaking revenge.
- 11:21Speaker 2: And you gave up after one punch. But you've seen
- 11:26Speaker 2: nothing anyway. He was done out my words, headed me
- 11:30Speaker 2: by shout out flames, but flames, but all look up
- 11:32Speaker 2: to you, pops, Go to you, pops. And I don't
- 11:35Speaker 2: like the way these dudes were talking about your online before.
- 11:38Speaker 2: I ain't gonna like you, buddy Handamo smell.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Just found out that that's who he metals is Yeah,
- 11:46Speaker 1: because Bro, I was singing that ship for a long
- 11:47Speaker 1: ass song.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Is that that you happen to thinking that for a
- 11:49Speaker 2: long time ago? That ship we still show?
- 11:52Speaker 1: Bro? Do you have any of.
- 11:53Speaker 2: These Mexican something saved on your phone? Someone's calling me? Yeah, Hello, Hello,
- 12:03Speaker 2: yes sir? Who is this bug? Him? Free r Kelly?
- 12:16Speaker 2: But he called me from a different number. Bugham needs
- 12:20Speaker 2: to stop calling You need to stop calling me telling
- 12:22Speaker 2: me free R Kelly like I'm a fucking d A
- 12:25Speaker 2: or some ship.
- 12:29Speaker 1: If Katie wanted to do a song with you, would you.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Do it instantly? Oh? Wait no, he was touching kids
- 12:35Speaker 2: and ship. He was pet on kids. No, I can't
- 12:38Speaker 2: do that anything that somebody deal with kids? I can't focus.
- 12:40Speaker 2: How do you I do?
- 12:42Speaker 1: Like?
- 12:42Speaker 2: What's the freaking ship you've ever done? Like? Are you
- 12:44Speaker 2: like that? I'm definitely not gonna say that ship here
- 12:48Speaker 2: when you get your ass to remember who?
- 12:50Speaker 1: No, I didn't cut that ship out. Sorry, stuff I
- 12:54Speaker 1: want talking about. That's one of the stuff. That's one
- 12:57Speaker 1: of the stuff you need to respect mine. You need
- 12:59Speaker 1: to suck me too.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Way he's call him back and hit me. No, no,
- 13:03Speaker 2: bug called me. You call him bro because he's annoying
- 13:05Speaker 2: the fun anything Wait wait he ask isn't a bad thing?
- 13:09Speaker 1: Fool?
- 13:09Speaker 2: Yeah, but bro, I don't. I don't want to talk
- 13:11Speaker 2: about my sexual endeavors on here. Really?
- 13:14Speaker 1: Really, are you serious, mister echoes the fucking dick? Hey man,
- 13:17Speaker 1: I like, just give my dig something that don't fuck
- 13:19Speaker 1: Are you reading that?
- 13:20Speaker 2: Guy? You have to understand. When I'm on the pot,
- 13:25Speaker 2: kids look up to me. Our faby is from twenty
- 13:28Speaker 2: eight to thirty five. There's no kids watching this? Why
- 13:31Speaker 2: am I only talking to kids online?
- 13:37Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 13:38Speaker 2: Get off grinding there, fool? All right? I even had
- 13:41Speaker 2: in my phone. Isn't it apt to hustle.
- 13:47Speaker 1: That ship?
- 13:48Speaker 2: That's just not about stocks? No, No, I already met
- 13:52Speaker 2: up with some food. Yeah, I'm talking about stocks and
- 13:54Speaker 2: car Hey, what would you do to Jakarda?
- 13:56Speaker 1: One of the video what Karda waiting is at the
- 13:58Speaker 1: gas station with his dick, got out with his little
- 14:00Speaker 1: kab and they walked in.
- 14:02Speaker 2: What do you have to say for yourself? Oh? Like
- 14:05Speaker 2: can catch a predature? I would never be on we
- 14:07Speaker 2: know what you're here. We don't never be on this.
- 14:09Speaker 2: I'm too smart.
- 14:10Speaker 4: But now hold on, hold on, you don't none of
- 14:25Speaker 4: that ship?
- 14:25Speaker 2: Bro Oh.
- 14:29Speaker 1: He doesn't coudn't known any of it. I'll let you
- 14:31Speaker 1: find out. How do we go from you have to
- 14:36Speaker 1: you beat at a guess?
- 14:37Speaker 2: They said, I don't get know none of that. I
- 14:45Speaker 2: hope all this was die way, But okay, I have
- 14:48Speaker 2: watched to catch a predator before. No, I felt bad
- 14:51Speaker 2: for the foods that were getting caught like once it Yeah,
- 14:54Speaker 2: because I just I feel like I was like, I
- 14:55Speaker 2: don't believe this guy.
- 14:56Speaker 1: No, you want me down and youth. That motherfucker they
- 14:59Speaker 1: picked him up. They just sucked them.
- 15:01Speaker 2: I'm joking.
- 15:02Speaker 1: I'm joking, hey, but digital ship like I never I've
- 15:06Speaker 1: never I've never got any, but I have a lot
- 15:08Speaker 1: of homies I have.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Why do keep bringing that ship? You're trying to why?
- 15:13Speaker 2: Why why are you any I don't want to you,
- 15:15Speaker 2: I don't.
- 15:15Speaker 1: I don't do that shit. I don't want to talk
- 15:16Speaker 1: about a week but you don't see don't talk about
- 15:18Speaker 1: it because you don't do it. I'm talking about it
- 15:19Speaker 1: because I've never done it.
- 15:20Speaker 2: So I'm just well, you can't talk to me like
- 15:22Speaker 2: I have experienced with because I don't have experienced Pa
- 15:25Speaker 2: do your do? You don't know? I'm sorry? Which way?
- 15:29Speaker 1: No? I told you the top towards you like this
- 15:32Speaker 1: food like this? Yeah, they can't look by my kids
- 15:35Speaker 1: like this? Yes, yes, up a little bit like this. There,
- 15:39Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Well, it's.
- 15:42Speaker 2: It's always a nice you note to see you guys
- 15:44Speaker 2: as well. It was good to see as well. Yeah,
- 15:49Speaker 2: the podcast has been changing a lot of my life.
- 15:52Speaker 2: What's like the biggest change literally what I go through
- 15:55Speaker 2: on a daily basis. If I was sixteen going to school,
- 15:59Speaker 2: I would fucking myself. I'm getting cyberbilly, I'm getting you know,
- 16:06Speaker 2: you're fucking barely hit you with ship. I'm getting compilations, videos,
- 16:12Speaker 2: album books, accounts made specifically for me, Like what's going on? No? Wait,
- 16:20Speaker 2: you know that's not what I want to So what
- 16:22Speaker 2: you want? I want? You want everybody just to be
- 16:24Speaker 2: super nice you not everyone way, but like a little
- 16:27Speaker 2: nicer than the usual way, or like they're just food
- 16:29Speaker 2: just really mean to me way for and like I
- 16:31Speaker 2: don't sometimes I don't really appreciate it. I'm very soft,
- 16:33Speaker 2: I'm very sensitive.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Yeah well okay, well what's one of the things, like
- 16:37Speaker 1: the AI videos is that the biggest Like what happens
- 16:40Speaker 1: if my mom sees the picture of me pregnant?
- 16:45Speaker 2: Do you think she'll be like what the fuck? And
- 16:46Speaker 2: she might not know about it? I think, look, this
- 16:52Speaker 2: is this.
- 16:52Speaker 1: This is what I think when I feel like, your
- 16:54Speaker 1: mom's a woman, she should have a phone regardless of that,
- 16:56Speaker 1: should be running the whole program.
- 16:59Speaker 2: I just fuck like, like what, especially as a Muslim woman,
- 17:02Speaker 2: what did you do when you found out your mom metaphone?
- 17:05Speaker 2: I sucked out there? But that's some ship, Like see
- 17:08Speaker 2: you this is me proposing to you?
- 17:11Speaker 1: Like I'm not mad at it, and I think this
- 17:13Speaker 1: is bro mance have every secret way I can't. Can
- 17:19Speaker 1: we kill?
- 17:19Speaker 2: Okay? Can we make that photo right now? Which one?
- 17:22Speaker 2: You on my back?
- 17:23Speaker 1: Like that? Go back?
- 17:24Speaker 2: Go back real quick? Nah doing it before that? You
- 17:32Speaker 2: know that's just facus. We know that would have me
- 17:35Speaker 2: carrying you as facus. Hell? Can we mar? Can we
- 17:37Speaker 2: make that photo? No? Right now? You shouldn't be so
- 17:41Speaker 2: eager to sit on my fucking cock. I'm not that's
- 17:44Speaker 2: not a cock. But like I'm seeing it's You're not.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Then't even getting bullied here. You already you already, you
- 17:53Speaker 2: already successful. Ba. It's different with Ba. You live alone. BA.
- 17:58Speaker 2: I live with my brothers and my family.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Fun you know, one bad one blanket blanket by the
- 18:03Speaker 1: way I did.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I've been seeing my name by the way I did. Jakarta,
- 18:08Speaker 2: we had a white fight his house that was dumb
- 18:11Speaker 2: and ship back in the day. It should be hard
- 18:13Speaker 2: for me like to pull my cousins on like pst
- 18:15Speaker 2: and ship. I'd be the food that I was always
- 18:17Speaker 2: like out you know where it's like fucking actually lost
- 18:21Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god.
- 18:23Speaker 1: You'll be the food like they're already searching the stringer
- 18:26Speaker 1: and then just a random hole and joined the lobby
- 18:27Speaker 1: because you like that I.
- 18:30Speaker 2: Was really poor. You were definitely not poor. No, for
- 18:33Speaker 2: my dad always handle business, bro. My dad's the definition
- 18:36Speaker 2: of why would you like out? I used you just
- 18:38Speaker 2: weren't really focused on fucking internet pops. We're focused on
- 18:41Speaker 2: the ramp pops. You know, We're focused on the next
- 18:42Speaker 2: meal at the crib pops. You should have brought up
- 18:45Speaker 2: in my life. Yeahle, I'm fucking doing good now. I'm
- 18:48Speaker 2: not dickhead. I'm just asking that something makes me happy.
- 18:56Speaker 2: He has a pilot. Yeah, and I'm glad they didn't
- 19:00Speaker 2: make it like hell a terrorist?
- 19:03Speaker 1: Who are you?
- 19:08Speaker 2: You know what though? Voom? I like as much as
- 19:11Speaker 2: like you guys think I bully Jacarda, which I don't.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I really don't. I'm gonna give a g bro. This
- 19:15Speaker 2: man probably ruins my day so many times out of
- 19:19Speaker 2: the week, Like okay, let's just say the other day,
- 19:20Speaker 2: the day we did the pro club shoot, I got
- 19:23Speaker 2: to your house in so then we got on the
- 19:24Speaker 2: cart and then you started making fun of me, which
- 19:26Speaker 2: mean personally, I don't have a problem with this's like whatever,
- 19:27Speaker 2: we're joking around. We' joking around, but you know we're
- 19:29Speaker 2: doing it for the camera. You're a guy that does
- 19:31Speaker 2: it for the Gram. You don't do this shit when
- 19:32Speaker 2: we're alone. You're pussy, you know what I'm saying. So
- 19:34Speaker 2: you're just doing it for the Gram. You're doing it
- 19:35Speaker 2: for the Gram. And then you're making funny, you're making
- 19:37Speaker 2: fun of me, and sometimes I don't respond, and then
- 19:39Speaker 2: you go, ah, this was mad. Ah, this was mad,
- 19:43Speaker 2: this was mad. And then when you say I'm mad,
- 19:45Speaker 2: I'm not mad, but you keep saying it aggressive and
- 19:48Speaker 2: you keep going, keep going, then I do get mad. Bah.
- 19:51Speaker 2: So this is what Jakarta does, you guys. So jakartaicle
- 19:53Speaker 2: Jakarda will walk in and.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Say like two little slick jokes boom boom fab bitlick
- 19:57Speaker 1: straight up, No, no slick because you're pussy, you remember,
- 20:01Speaker 1: And then and then he'll do ship like this, right,
- 20:03Speaker 1: He'll do little like boom like little jabs and then
- 20:07Speaker 1: I'll see something back and I'll laugh at what he said.
- 20:10Speaker 1: But when that's something to him, he'll look out the
- 20:12Speaker 1: window like if he has down syndrome and start linking
- 20:14Speaker 1: at ship.
- 20:15Speaker 2: While he's looking out the window, have down syndrome and
- 20:17Speaker 2: get her and it's funny.
- 20:17Speaker 1: He'll just be like And then Jakarta was like.
- 20:22Speaker 2: Like he just makes noise, he'd grub because I follow
- 20:25Speaker 2: in my head right up because all right in my
- 20:27Speaker 2: life under this he just grunts.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Of course that was of course that fool agrees with you. Wait, Phil,
- 20:32Speaker 1: why why that fools? You're fucking hind that way? If
- 20:36Speaker 1: you better recognize that dinner, it wasn't just him, Vievo,
- 20:39Speaker 1: it was both of us. Full said you have some
- 20:41Speaker 1: respect on my name?
- 20:42Speaker 2: Vievo, Can you stop sucking talking like that. I can't
- 20:47Speaker 2: wait for Melos is on my fucking head way for
- 20:49Speaker 2: I fucking for everything I do now is for those
- 20:52Speaker 2: foods Stadio sadio. If those was telling me tomorrow, ay
- 20:56Speaker 2: food joined us and leave do not, I would literally,
- 21:00Speaker 2: while you're sleeping, kick you in the face, grab your clothes,
- 21:02Speaker 2: and then leave your crib and go kick with it.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Why would you grab my clothes just because you're fucking
- 21:06Speaker 2: poor and ugly bitch? Honda Amos? What the fucky are
- 21:13Speaker 2: you laughing?
- 21:14Speaker 5: Bro?
- 21:14Speaker 2: You are you laughing? Look at this photo? No, but
- 21:16Speaker 2: watch it on that game. I make fun of that ship.
- 21:26Speaker 2: I laugh, but a lot of people died with that day.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It wasn't my fault, it was it was Iones. It's real.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Did that ship? You could say what you want, I
- 21:34Speaker 2: don't care. It's real. Did that ship? When the nine
- 21:36Speaker 2: to Living happened, there was a video for people in
- 21:38Speaker 2: the parking lot. They were all laughing. Guess what you see?
- 21:40Speaker 2: I once to them, guess what they were all was
- 21:43Speaker 2: really pie? Was really pie. But it's okay. You wouldn't understand,
- 21:47Speaker 2: you know, you're focused on what fucking lucha doors next
- 21:50Speaker 2: on w W E and when this mysterious retire or
- 21:53Speaker 2: some ship right?
- 21:55Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Jaharta, So what? So what?
- 21:58Speaker 2: Karda drink Starbucks by the don't ever fucking play with
- 22:04Speaker 2: ja car to drink.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Starbucks Monday through fucking Friday. His dad and his mom
- 22:08Speaker 1: picks it up in the drive through with her job on.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up.
- 22:14Speaker 2: You can say what you want about me, but don't
- 22:15Speaker 2: don't care. Don't care, don't care. Tell that's a lie,
- 22:19Speaker 2: because too. Imagine me spending money on coffee every day
- 22:22Speaker 2: when I work at a place with the every coffee
- 22:26Speaker 2: don't be stupid. Put your head on the top of
- 22:28Speaker 2: my hair.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's a little big bo it's it's like lick it
- 22:31Speaker 1: like like it ain't going like that looking for me. No, no, no, Hannah,
- 22:35Speaker 1: my fucking tongue will come off and look go like this.
- 22:39Speaker 2: Is there be one little hair? Just worry, Pap, you
- 22:43Speaker 2: kinda stop sucking talking like that. Man, I can't ba
- 22:46Speaker 2: you know, like I found a new life and this
- 22:49Speaker 2: is the life I want to live. Pa said your pa.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Do you have a problem with that? Pade? Do you
- 22:56Speaker 2: know this was the Yeah, you know him, that's your boy.
- 22:59Speaker 2: I know boy, but but I know he is. Yeah,
- 23:01Speaker 2: probably doesn't even know who the fuck you are? You
- 23:03Speaker 2: know who you are?
- 23:04Speaker 6: Probably thinks your older brother, you know, he thinks he
- 23:07Speaker 6: thinks who I am. I feel like all damn foo
- 23:10Speaker 6: got pregnant. Yeah, so if you have kids, do you
- 23:16Speaker 6: know their names? I thought, what are your I think?
- 23:21Speaker 6: You told me if I have a daughter, her name
- 23:23Speaker 6: is gonna.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Be Ner.
- 23:25Speaker 1: And you are and you are just that?
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you are in Arabic and means light.
- 23:30Speaker 2: It's named after my cousin.
- 23:32Speaker 1: You would name your kid up there, cousin. What's your
- 23:34Speaker 1: mom's name. I never, I don't think i've ever.
- 23:36Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say they're not gonna go find it,
- 23:38Speaker 2: doesn't I'm not gonna say. Is it like a super
- 23:40Speaker 2: like mus No, No, it's regular. It's like a regular. Okay,
- 23:44Speaker 2: then that should be. Yeah. I'm not gonname after my
- 23:46Speaker 2: mom if I have a son. If I have a son,
- 23:50Speaker 2: I'm gonna name him. If I have a son, probably
- 23:56Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't even know what I'm my name him?
- 23:58Speaker 1: I probably her name Jakarta.
- 24:00Speaker 2: We told you this before, So what what's what's what's
- 24:02Speaker 2: going on now?
- 24:03Speaker 5: Bro?
- 24:03Speaker 2: Do you want me to fucking deep out this? Yes
- 24:07Speaker 2: to me, That's why I'm talking you fucking dumb bitch.
- 24:12Speaker 2: I would be saying dumb bitch like that's just cool.
- 24:14Speaker 2: But if we were in the streets and you called
- 24:15Speaker 2: me that, it wouldn't be good for you. I would
- 24:18Speaker 2: have had a fucking Toyota camera hit you on fucking
- 24:20Speaker 2: fifty miles an hour awaiting.
- 24:23Speaker 1: You know what, Kara, I'm thinking about buying your car
- 24:26Speaker 1: this bro, saiting no this, but honestly, you need to
- 24:29Speaker 1: prove to me that you're ready to have a car.
- 24:32Speaker 2: I'm talking can you listen kicking me like I'm a bitch.
- 24:37Speaker 2: He me, don't be bitch. Listen to but I'll be
- 24:42Speaker 2: so down on what's I get my license? Shut the
- 24:44Speaker 2: funk up? What am I doing? You're never gonna get
- 24:47Speaker 2: your look jakarda, I'm never gonna get my license. Just
- 24:49Speaker 2: because you never got your license and he's illegal.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I no, no, I'm already in the posits
- 24:55Speaker 1: of talking to somebody. I'm gonna get your nice little
- 24:57Speaker 1: simple car. Who's I'm give me like a buggy or something?
- 25:02Speaker 1: Are you really beating up grateful right now?
- 25:04Speaker 2: Well, Pam, listen right now. If it's not lambo, don't
- 25:06Speaker 2: give me sure. If it's not it's if it's a
- 25:10Speaker 2: blow audy, No, for it's the carpet that star teething
- 25:16Speaker 2: get pulled over once you start flying nook.
- 25:19Speaker 1: No, no, I'm dead as me and that I have
- 25:21Speaker 1: been looking on Facebook marketplace this what for you too?
- 25:27Speaker 2: For you're too cool for a Facebook?
- 25:29Speaker 1: Oh what?
- 25:29Speaker 2: It's crazy? How you talk to me like that vehicle?
- 25:31Speaker 2: Who paid for five years full? We did?
- 25:34Speaker 1: We did?
- 25:35Speaker 2: Homie?
- 25:36Speaker 1: Who made the.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Clips that brought you? Who made the cliffs?
- 25:41Speaker 1: Who are you embarrassing me. No, do you the reason
- 25:45Speaker 1: that I'm getting embarrassed? Cypropole on line? That's what you're
- 25:48Speaker 1: flexing with pot that's.
- 25:49Speaker 2: Literally, he's the reason. Literally, he's he makes the.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Perfect clips to where people. Okay, you know, but real ship.
- 25:53Speaker 2: Listen to me. Can you please pay attention. I'm paying,
- 25:56Speaker 2: I'm staying on topic. You're the one that's no. You
- 25:57Speaker 2: started getting out of him because he said me saying
- 26:00Speaker 2: stuff to me. I have to retaliate. There's no way
- 26:03Speaker 2: I could just kick it like this. Okay, So I
- 26:05Speaker 2: found I found a nice car for you marketplace. It's
- 26:09Speaker 2: a Honda. Honda Honda Civic, year two thousand and six.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Keep it.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Jakarta has good mouths on it. Keep that ship me
- 26:19Speaker 2: because if we could both put our money together, we
- 26:21Speaker 2: can get the rolls. That's not it always you're eighty five.
- 26:25Speaker 2: I know a guy my uncle send me here. No,
- 26:30Speaker 2: I don't want that. It might blow up. I'm cool. Look, Jakarta,
- 26:33Speaker 2: do you want this Honda Civic. Yes? Yes, it's a
- 26:36Speaker 2: nice little bucket. It'll take you to your back and forth.
- 26:39Speaker 2: I'm not gonna drive. I just drove the other day.
- 26:41Speaker 2: You remember when I posted Sammy and Salmon his beamer,
- 26:43Speaker 2: and I was driving the most anxiety I've ever had,
- 26:46Speaker 2: the most anxiety. Dude, you don't even know I'm going
- 26:49Speaker 2: down Olympic. I'm like, bro, my good am, I good?
- 26:50Speaker 1: Am?
- 26:50Speaker 2: I good am, I good. He was telling me about
- 26:52Speaker 2: just focused on this on this side. But if you
- 26:54Speaker 2: go good on this side, you good on last side.
- 26:56Speaker 2: I just start getting mad anxiety.
- 26:58Speaker 1: You know what like you know what? Like you like?
- 27:00Speaker 1: You do so much gay ship, like you suck dig
- 27:02Speaker 1: you kiss man on the you put your fingers in
- 27:04Speaker 1: your the most pussy ship about you, the most gay
- 27:06Speaker 1: shit about you, and how you are when it comes
- 27:10Speaker 1: to driving, you're such a bitch like you hit curves.
- 27:13Speaker 2: You fucking crash while you're parked, Like I hit curves.
- 27:15Speaker 2: You're such a pussy dog. I hit curves. Yeah, continue,
- 27:19Speaker 2: I'm such a pussy. Hey. Look, I don't know where
- 27:23Speaker 2: you were raisedful, but where I'm raised that. You don't
- 27:25Speaker 2: be saying that ship if you're not going to his ship,
- 27:28Speaker 2: so thiss you're not gonna fuck my asspot. I don't
- 27:29Speaker 2: be saying what you what I'm saying, okay, so that
- 27:34Speaker 2: we give this car back even by who's selling it?
- 27:37Speaker 2: What's his name?
- 27:38Speaker 1: First?
- 27:39Speaker 2: How many miles? Yeah, like you even know what that means.
- 27:42Speaker 2: I always hear people say.
- 27:43Speaker 1: That, okay, how many mouths? Okay, what do you think
- 27:45Speaker 1: is good mouth? What do you think is bad mouth?
- 27:46Speaker 2: I think good mouse is underhneed k the people top
- 27:50Speaker 2: of card is if it's like like, if it's like
- 27:53Speaker 2: ultimately you have like.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, But I as he got hited on
- 27:59Speaker 1: the takeover BEFO. I'm pretty sure he knows that. Wow,
- 28:03Speaker 1: maybe parked cars thirty miles an hour? I saw the clip.
- 28:06Speaker 1: What the fuck pint it happened oncepot So, don't even
- 28:08Speaker 1: get out of me. But you want a good car
- 28:10Speaker 1: just to crash it? Oh?
- 28:12Speaker 2: Sorry, but I used to grow up. I grew up
- 28:13Speaker 2: and I was listening to a drake or form with crasher.
- 28:15Speaker 2: That's all I know is all I know is about
- 28:18Speaker 2: crashing whips. Crash the wood. Don't give a fuck because
- 28:20Speaker 2: I get down. Crash the wood. Don't give a fuck
- 28:22Speaker 2: because I get you sold that ship like you thought
- 28:24Speaker 2: it was you nah, because I knew that ship wasn't foreign.
- 28:26Speaker 2: I crash my cousin's car. I never seen him cry
- 28:28Speaker 2: that much in my life, but we hit the car.
- 28:30Speaker 2: Did pay him? Yeah? Yeah, I bet my fifty hundred?
- 28:34Speaker 2: How much fifteen hundred?
- 28:35Speaker 3: What?
- 28:36Speaker 2: What up a car? Did your cousin have?
- 28:38Speaker 1: Honda Civic like fucking ninety some ship? I paid for
- 28:40Speaker 1: the whole car? Practice fifteen hundred heat your cousin for nest.
- 28:44Speaker 2: It looks at my left, to my left, and I
- 28:46Speaker 2: was with eaving my house, my mom brother, just like
- 28:48Speaker 2: I telling my cousin Adamo, don't let him drive, don't
- 28:50Speaker 2: let him drip, don't let him drip. Once we walk out,
- 28:53Speaker 2: py him the keys. I don't give me the keys.
- 28:54Speaker 2: I crash. I looked on my way away. It was
- 28:59Speaker 2: like two thousand and six or some ship you play for.
- 29:01Speaker 2: He played for the whole car, and I played like
- 29:02Speaker 2: I paid like a thousand real ship, like maybe eight hundred.
- 29:05Speaker 1: Still, that's.
- 29:08Speaker 2: Honestly, I exaggerated a lot. And that's one of my
- 29:09Speaker 2: bad parts. Right right now, sorry guy, right now.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Like if let's just say we had a house cleaner,
- 29:16Speaker 1: if she would have wiped this this this proclus signed down. Look,
- 29:20Speaker 1: if she was still right here, Jakarda would look at
- 29:22Speaker 1: and be like, that's the most clean proclems I've.
- 29:24Speaker 2: Ever seen like I see Jakarda.
- 29:28Speaker 1: This is why I think, and this is why when
- 29:31Speaker 1: you guys be like, oh you really need to him.
- 29:33Speaker 1: This is the most over exaggerated And this is what.
- 29:35Speaker 2: I mean by he has.
- 29:36Speaker 1: He wasn't even raised behind us by girls, and he
- 29:39Speaker 1: has such female traits where like if Jakarta ganets mad
- 29:43Speaker 1: like Karda could be like doing your fucking fat and
- 29:45Speaker 1: I'll be like, Jakardi's not like shitting your big and
- 29:47Speaker 1: nobody ever gonna love you.
- 29:48Speaker 2: But your mom like can't write their pause, Well you
- 29:50Speaker 2: know that was wrote their pause. That's not even a roast.
- 29:53Speaker 2: That's how you're trying to hurt a person's fear, and
- 29:56Speaker 2: and and and and and yeah, how do you even know?
- 30:02Speaker 2: How do you know.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Who is having both of than me? Look at Fitty
- 30:11Speaker 1: fake as influencer. I'm trying to be study Bay. You
- 30:14Speaker 1: never shouted out one of his I reposed them all
- 30:16Speaker 1: the time. No, you don't reposing them all the time.
- 30:19Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, twice you have like a million videos. That's
- 30:25Speaker 2: the problem. He's over setuating, the oversaturating. But he got
- 30:28Speaker 2: thirty million views on one that's just already bigger than
- 30:31Speaker 2: what's what's your ship? Hey know my name? That's already bigger.
- 30:35Speaker 2: That's just already bigger. That's just true. Yeah, that's true.
- 30:39Speaker 2: It's bigger than Nathan I've done too. What if I
- 30:41Speaker 2: just fire you right now?
- 30:42Speaker 1: Is you what?
- 30:43Speaker 2: Yeah? Like no, no, no, no, no, I'm not mum relaxed.
- 30:46Speaker 2: What if I just fire you? Fire me? Yeah? You
- 30:49Speaker 2: can't fire you. This is my job.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Hey keep hook who laughed though, and then left to
- 30:56Speaker 1: both both dressed off first and then pickyback off.
- 31:00Speaker 2: That's not first look at you? Wait? Wait, are you
- 31:08Speaker 2: not how to say the word bacon? Like if you
- 31:09Speaker 2: say baking three times? Like like just like where you
- 31:12Speaker 2: go to hell?
- 31:12Speaker 1: Just because I don't eat baking money what I'm making?
- 31:15Speaker 1: And I know that boy talking ship his life is
- 31:17Speaker 1: taking and he bit you're second on my dick. Ain't
- 31:20Speaker 1: faking me and all my dogs holding stripe playing aching.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Stop playing with your keys so close to like, please
- 31:29Speaker 2: you to stop playing with my cock? You ever looked
- 31:35Speaker 2: at somebody and no, that's that's a word. That's why
- 31:39Speaker 2: I'm banned from the near school. Oh you courteous. I
- 31:48Speaker 2: think that's something I have to.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Focus on as world and fix the jokes that I
- 31:52Speaker 1: make sometimes because I say a lot of jokes spot and.
- 31:55Speaker 2: They're doing they're not that, they're not they're not good
- 31:59Speaker 2: for it, for you, for my career, and for my life.
- 32:02Speaker 5: PA.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Yeah, is there something that you wish you could fix
- 32:06Speaker 1: right now?
- 32:07Speaker 2: Yeah? My friends really not your addiction. No, because I'm
- 32:12Speaker 2: not a quitter, Pa, I've never quit once in my life.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Well other other ship.
- 32:17Speaker 1: You're not sure?
- 32:17Speaker 2: You quit music a couple of times, four times, five times,
- 32:20Speaker 2: six seven. But yeah, I have a song called three
- 32:24Speaker 2: point five Freestyle coming out like next week. Cool shout
- 32:28Speaker 2: out shout out to me for it's gonna be doing
- 32:29Speaker 2: that ship shout him wore wrong, my cousin wrong. Got
- 32:33Speaker 2: shout him out of that song? Wranga? Yeah? Why is
- 32:36Speaker 2: that his name? I don't know? Ask his mother? Why
- 32:39Speaker 2: is your name?
- 32:39Speaker 1: Fat?
- 32:39Speaker 2: Bitch?
- 32:40Speaker 1: Is not?
- 32:42Speaker 2: Not? You want to do something? You want to get
- 32:44Speaker 2: down bitch? Yeah? You fucking name?
- 32:48Speaker 1: Did you guard?
- 32:48Speaker 2: Have I already really ever asked you for the fame?
- 32:50Speaker 2: Would you get down me? Like if I was dead? Ass? Like, well,
- 32:52Speaker 2: it depends on what it was. Like, what did I
- 32:55Speaker 2: do for you to want to face?
- 32:55Speaker 1: You?
- 32:56Speaker 2: Just want to fade like, let's just say, like you
- 32:58Speaker 2: think I would ever fuck you over?
- 33:00Speaker 1: Said him, No, no, no, but you no, no, no,
- 33:02Speaker 1: genuinely genuine because I remember when we just started kicking it,
- 33:04Speaker 1: when we just started getting locked out.
- 33:06Speaker 2: I remember you told me what you were like everybody
- 33:08Speaker 2: would never lay hands on you, broke.
- 33:09Speaker 1: But if you really do something to me, really fucked
- 33:12Speaker 1: me over, But that don't even sound like me.
- 33:15Speaker 2: You said that to me like if I'm swearing to
- 33:17Speaker 2: god fool No, no, no, this is really you told me.
- 33:20Speaker 2: If I really fun up and I did you dirty,
- 33:21Speaker 2: then you would have to fade. You told me that,
- 33:23Speaker 2: and I'm not lying. I said it with that extreme
- 33:25Speaker 2: no no, no, no, no, no, like like yeah, if
- 33:27Speaker 2: I ever sucked you over like would have, you would
- 33:29Speaker 2: have to faid me. And I was just like, oh,
- 33:30Speaker 2: you're just talking to like I'm not like I'm a
- 33:32Speaker 2: bitch because I'm not, no bitch. Oh I know you
- 33:39Speaker 2: brought been into your area. They said they didn't know you.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Oh.
- 33:46Speaker 2: He turned the fade down from you know who say it?
- 33:49Speaker 1: Say?
- 33:51Speaker 2: Can you stop playing with your taking away?
- 33:54Speaker 1: No?
- 33:54Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want to give them to you.
- 33:56Speaker 2: I put it right there here here sweet of sugar.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Another means is gonna pop?
- 34:02Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, he's autistic food like you like you generally
- 34:06Speaker 1: don't know, but you're like you're like a Sheldon.
- 34:11Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, I sent you the setting, remember
- 34:13Speaker 2: could we go over there to visit? Would you be
- 34:15Speaker 2: down where? I sent it to our group chat. It
- 34:17Speaker 2: was like the show settings. We could be in the
- 34:20Speaker 2: living room, we could be on Sheldon.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Spot pa where in a bourbon I believe there's Yeah,
- 34:29Speaker 1: it's like it's like a show this couch. It's a
- 34:31Speaker 1: movie set show. It's a movie set play. So you
- 34:33Speaker 1: go to different movie sets spa.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Oh my god, would you be down to the Two
- 34:38Speaker 2: Cities show this spot? I would. I'd be down too.
- 34:43Speaker 2: They're kind of interest. You check yourself often. Yeah, it's
- 34:49Speaker 2: a boos I do too. Just look at it and
- 34:53Speaker 2: I'll be like, man, that's good. However, looked at it? No,
- 34:58Speaker 2: I haven't seen it in four years? Have you RIDICTD?
- 35:01Speaker 2: You can worry done? That's step fine. Then that's a
- 35:08Speaker 2: change subject over, that's over. What is the deal with
- 35:12Speaker 2: your boyd?
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- 35:42Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I love y'all.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Make sure y'all follow me on Instagram so she the
- 35:46Speaker 1: posts that I'm posting there as well.
- 35:47Speaker 2: The car just came back from doing the No. I
- 35:50Speaker 2: took a piss.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Did it hurt?
- 35:52Speaker 2: Uh? No, it burned a little bit. Shall be worried? Yeah, nah,
- 35:56Speaker 2: I don't think something. It's because I EA spicy food.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Be honest.
- 36:00Speaker 2: This is this happened to me before.
- 36:01Speaker 1: One time I touched a really spicy chili and I
- 36:05Speaker 1: forgot that I touched a really spicy chili and I
- 36:07Speaker 1: scratched my bowls.
- 36:08Speaker 2: What was the duration before? Okay, you touched the chili.
- 36:11Speaker 2: Long you touch your like I grabbed some o this fain.
- 36:15Speaker 1: I was like I was like maybe like a team,
- 36:16Speaker 1: and my mom was like doing something and I grabbed
- 36:19Speaker 1: it and I just bit it, like I just bit
- 36:22Speaker 1: the little that like whatever it was, and like I
- 36:24Speaker 1: was a kid, you know, so I just kind of
- 36:25Speaker 1: went like this like got my shorts and then maybe
- 36:29Speaker 1: ten minutes later, I didn't know chili was that powerful.
- 36:31Speaker 1: I scratched my bows ten minutes like five minutes after that,
- 36:35Speaker 1: it burned, and I was so worried. I was embarrassed
- 36:37Speaker 1: to tell anybody. Hold were you maybe like eleven twelve?
- 36:42Speaker 2: Oh, legal dog food. I'm trying to have a conversation
- 36:49Speaker 2: about that. Sorry, like come on, fool, Sorry, no, that's
- 36:52Speaker 2: on me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Need I need to
- 36:53Speaker 2: start learning too. But no, I mean I've never I've
- 36:58Speaker 2: eaten hot food and touched my face on accident. Yeah,
- 37:01Speaker 2: that's that's more common. Yeah.
- 37:02Speaker 1: I just cratched my balls when I was getting to
- 37:04Speaker 1: the eight where I wanted to like catch your balls
- 37:06Speaker 1: stiff like ship. I never scratched my boss as sniffed it. No,
- 37:10Speaker 1: I actually stopped the cap. I've actualdentally scratched my balls
- 37:13Speaker 1: before and then turns my face because I forgot that.
- 37:16Speaker 1: I scratched my balls like I like, I was just
- 37:18Speaker 1: part in my cops. Like, but let's say, like situation
- 37:22Speaker 1: for girls sucking your dick and then you kiss her.
- 37:24Speaker 1: It's like that's not good.
- 37:29Speaker 2: I've wait, are you I know nothing? Okay, yeah, that's
- 37:38Speaker 2: wild as fuck.
- 37:40Speaker 1: So she's gaving your head before and then well we're
- 37:43Speaker 1: just saying in general, in general, in general, and they
- 37:46Speaker 1: just MACI with her after like a pecky.
- 37:49Speaker 2: You're like, Ben, but no, no, I really want to
- 37:56Speaker 2: know if you guys are for real. I would like
- 37:57Speaker 2: a car. Oh now you would Now you would like
- 38:00Speaker 2: a car? Yeah, I know because I was thinking about
- 38:01Speaker 2: it too. Who the is gonna give me a car?
- 38:03Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, your parents don't really love you like
- 38:05Speaker 1: my parents love me so much. But you know, my
- 38:07Speaker 1: mom has been talking to me about getting a When
- 38:10Speaker 1: my little.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Brother got away before me, the world changed. Well, my
- 38:16Speaker 2: neighbors was like, yo, you have a nice car. I
- 38:18Speaker 2: was like, no, mane does your mom drive?
- 38:23Speaker 1: No?
- 38:24Speaker 2: But in my family drives?
- 38:24Speaker 1: Is my mom?
- 38:26Speaker 2: Is Is it a religious It's not a religious thing, bro,
- 38:28Speaker 2: So you and your mom? So you and your mom,
- 38:31Speaker 2: Like my mom always tells me like you need to drive,
- 38:33Speaker 2: you need to drive, Like come on, you know, but
- 38:35Speaker 2: I know how to drive by. Like remember the last
- 38:37Speaker 2: time when I told you I wanted to go to
- 38:39Speaker 2: teacher with you, I told you I could have forty
- 38:40Speaker 2: mis Jaara really wanted to go to the Bronto, not.
- 38:44Speaker 1: To teacher because we feed the homeless, and Jakarta really
- 38:48Speaker 1: wanted to go to TJ to feed the homeless. And
- 38:49Speaker 1: Jakarta was like trying to me like, hey, it's just
- 38:53Speaker 1: a freeway, right, Like yeah, He's like, it's just a
- 38:54Speaker 1: driving hours.
- 38:55Speaker 2: If it's just a freeway, I think I could do it.
- 38:59Speaker 2: I'm sorry, no, move close to you because you're come
- 39:01Speaker 2: through like that. That's don't comfort. But yeah, I'm not
- 39:06Speaker 2: gonna I've seen you guys drive. I remember this one
- 39:09Speaker 2: took me to a Joe Coy show. Oh my god,
- 39:11Speaker 2: you really Honestly, I was tired, but I was tired,
- 39:13Speaker 2: so I fell asleep. Literally I wake up. Oh my god.
- 39:17Speaker 2: The biggest lecture, fucking dumb ass.
- 39:19Speaker 1: All I told you was just to stay up because look,
- 39:21Speaker 1: I'm already paying for the drinks, I'm paying for the tickets,
- 39:23Speaker 1: I'm paying for everything.
- 39:24Speaker 2: I'm driving you all you have to do is stay up.
- 39:26Speaker 2: What he's a liar, D don't cook give me the tickets.
- 39:28Speaker 2: So he's a liar but got the tickets.
- 39:30Speaker 1: But Joe Coy lost. Joe Coy, here me a black
- 39:33Speaker 1: around like four pm on a Friday, I do know.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I want you to cut to my show. And they
- 39:37Speaker 1: said they're gonna have the tickets for you.
- 39:39Speaker 2: So I'm like, bro, and this is me. I'm like,
- 39:41Speaker 2: I'm trying to just go show that I show.
- 39:42Speaker 1: You need Jakara to leave, and like at five point thirty,
- 39:46Speaker 1: I'm like, Jakarta, look on a Friday, fool Jakar.
- 39:50Speaker 2: I just need you to stay up, Just stay up
- 39:52Speaker 2: and talk to me. I'm literally all he said. That
- 39:54Speaker 2: was That was it. That was the That was the
- 39:56Speaker 2: mid Hey, hey, before we get to Orange CARDI you
- 40:01Speaker 2: put up a podcast. Oh he's a terrible podcaster. I
- 40:06Speaker 2: mean terrible.
- 40:07Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's a terrible path. Like he's a
- 40:13Speaker 1: terrible path in your persons. Like you're trying to keep
- 40:15Speaker 1: a conversation.
- 40:15Speaker 2: With me and he'll be like, no, you know something
- 40:17Speaker 2: we have to fix about this foul. Jakarta is the
- 40:20Speaker 2: coolest one and his other friend groups definitely not one
- 40:24Speaker 2: hundred percent. You've always can I can I get my
- 40:28Speaker 2: n the coolest, Can I get my narrative of it?
- 40:30Speaker 2: And then you can start and you can talk.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Jakarta has always been like the bigger guy, the most loud,
- 40:35Speaker 1: the loudest unspoken in your other friend groups. So you
- 40:38Speaker 1: do what you want and you get away with ship.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Back then, when Jakarta first came around you guys, let's
- 40:44Speaker 1: say we all were eating. Let's say we would go
- 40:46Speaker 1: Let's say we'll go to Korean barbecue. Jakarta would put
- 40:48Speaker 1: on air pods and start watching the show.
- 40:53Speaker 2: And that was one thing. That's that, which is a
- 40:56Speaker 2: pretty big thing. I just he and one time we
- 40:59Speaker 2: got the one Jacarta first came outd we got to
- 41:01Speaker 2: check and Jakarta was like, I only got this and
- 41:03Speaker 2: this facts, and we all looked at him like facts.
- 41:06Speaker 2: You'm gonna say one more thing too. You gotta understand, bro,
- 41:09Speaker 2: I didn't have a job at the time. You did
- 41:10Speaker 2: you did when I first met you about that's not
- 41:13Speaker 2: an excuse.
- 41:13Speaker 1: One one, don't be screaming at me, right, I'm not screaming.
- 41:16Speaker 1: I I feel like you're just respecting me.
- 41:18Speaker 2: So what you want to whoop your don't do it.
- 41:24Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no. But y'all to
- 41:25Speaker 2: understand too, bro, put the mic. Put the mic to
- 41:27Speaker 2: your funk.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I'm not talking right now. He's talking the bitch, all right,
- 41:32Speaker 1: all right? Well, yeah, I know that was a bad
- 41:34Speaker 1: habit of mine.
- 41:34Speaker 2: I remember kicking it with you and dinner and pee
- 41:37Speaker 2: and we would all be eating a us talking to
- 41:39Speaker 2: each other and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I literally
- 41:40Speaker 2: set up my phone and put it and put it air.
- 41:43Speaker 2: I would have the wire your phones. Remember maybe one
- 41:46Speaker 2: time when we're gonna cut but I just they said
- 41:49Speaker 2: they would cut my ship. No, I just but but
- 41:52Speaker 2: probably had a bad habit of calling.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Girls bitches bitches. So Jakarta will call the homegirls bitches.
- 41:56Speaker 1: And I'm like, Jakarta, not all the homegirls not but
- 41:58Speaker 1: not you weren't doing it. And I'm lisious way never,
- 42:01Speaker 1: but that's wrong regardless, Im like Jakarta. Just like we're
- 42:04Speaker 1: talking about biddies between ourselves, like like I like, if
- 42:07Speaker 1: I have a girl, right and I'm not saying it
- 42:08Speaker 1: has my bitch, Like that's why we're talking between the helpmies.
- 42:10Speaker 1: But I go, lie, I seen Jakarta. B P called
- 42:12Speaker 1: girl a bitch and she'said, yeahs bitch, I can't.
- 42:14Speaker 2: I can never take that. And you know what, Sugar
- 42:16Speaker 2: Free will be proud. I wish Sugar you look up
- 42:20Speaker 2: to Sugar. You do not know great music. But I'm
- 42:25Speaker 2: a feminist under day. No, I am swear to you.
- 42:29Speaker 2: Actually I'm more than that, because you know, feminists, I
- 42:32Speaker 2: think they believe in the equality of women and men.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I think women are better than man. Fools do anything
- 42:39Speaker 2: to get some pussy. Actually, monthly y'all have uh my
- 42:47Speaker 2: donation thing. It just takes off my bank and I
- 42:49Speaker 2: go just just just put into all the women's suffrage
- 42:53Speaker 2: movements and every women thing. And on Saturdays, I actually classes. Yeah,
- 43:00Speaker 2: I said, the fuck men, fuck men? What's that? It's
- 43:03Speaker 2: cool because all I do is fucking man? What was that?
- 43:06Speaker 1: One of the chances you learned that the feminist group
- 43:09Speaker 1: easy men, men eat a dick.
- 43:12Speaker 2: All these men make me sick, that's what the that's
- 43:15Speaker 2: one of them. Okay, honest think you're car women and
- 43:18Speaker 2: women they have power. Don't ever give that man. You're
- 43:21Speaker 2: a flower right there. That's another one. That's just another
- 43:24Speaker 2: one off riv you know, for I know certain girls
- 43:31Speaker 2: are like fo they hate men so much if they
- 43:33Speaker 2: didn't be honest though, if I hate bitches like that,
- 43:38Speaker 2: how would it wish out on my words?
- 43:40Speaker 1: And me?
- 43:41Speaker 2: By?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Look you, I hate when bitches be like man this
- 43:45Speaker 1: men dad, Like, shut the fuck up, bitch, you know
- 43:48Speaker 1: what I mean?
- 43:49Speaker 2: Go lesbian?
- 43:50Speaker 1: You know what?
- 43:50Speaker 2: Like like, like, what are you crying about the fucking much?
- 43:53Speaker 2: You know what I hate? Did you say date cuz
- 43:57Speaker 2: like date me, go lesbian?
- 43:58Speaker 1: Date me like being oh fi, Yeah, look at you,
- 44:02Speaker 1: ba By, you look like a fucking you look like
- 44:06Speaker 1: a two thousand and eight w w ee wrestler related
- 44:08Speaker 1: to fucking umaga.
- 44:10Speaker 2: The bottom is that they can't see him, so you know,
- 44:12Speaker 2: I do know if they see him. So we'll pull
- 44:14Speaker 2: the picture right here, another one right here, another one
- 44:18Speaker 2: right here, and the homies actually doing a lot of
- 44:22Speaker 2: skits around. He's super popping. Shoutoutdel shout out fidelity, shout
- 44:26Speaker 2: up my boy my boyfriend.
- 44:27Speaker 1: One of one of the people that one of the
- 44:28Speaker 1: people that like one of the that make with swoop
- 44:31Speaker 1: just to make out before.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Brought my cock a little bit. WHOA that was gay
- 44:40Speaker 2: as fuck? Why did you just do that down there?
- 44:43Speaker 1: Why did you just move here?
- 44:44Speaker 2: He's dodging, but it's trying to play me short.
- 44:48Speaker 1: He show. Yeah, but I don't like girls like that,
- 44:54Speaker 1: like I have like like I like, I why do
- 44:57Speaker 1: you do that? It's because I have like I'm oh,
- 45:01Speaker 1: I fucking hit the segway too, But I never hit
- 45:03Speaker 1: it before I do.
- 45:04Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know her.
- 45:06Speaker 1: I remember when I was in high school s resci pese,
- 45:11Speaker 1: mall all right here? The first time he took me
- 45:13Speaker 1: around your area. I remember, I'll smoke with.
- 45:15Speaker 2: Him some food some like some like old asso food
- 45:19Speaker 2: from like some type of ship.
- 45:20Speaker 1: You know.
- 45:21Speaker 2: We smoked out with him. Who's going to let the blood?
- 45:25Speaker 2: And he's passed it to me and I went, I'm good.
- 45:29Speaker 2: I'm all looked at me. He was like, I'm going
- 45:30Speaker 2: to tell you that's the that we were with you.
- 45:33Speaker 2: He was like, hell yeah, And I looked them all
- 45:34Speaker 2: over there. You think if the offered you now, would
- 45:38Speaker 2: you hit it?
- 45:39Speaker 6: Bro?
- 45:39Speaker 2: No, Bro, I'm not stupid, Like I'm not a drug
- 45:42Speaker 2: addict neither. But I keep very I'm very respectable about myself.
- 45:45Speaker 2: By the way, I'm an uver pie and nowadays now
- 45:48Speaker 2: that I know, I'm a actual figure, Pa like it's different.
- 45:51Speaker 2: But I went to Bethmo the other day and So
- 45:53Speaker 2: came up to me and he said, ah, got hit
- 45:55Speaker 2: with the fucking ham Huh. I think that's one of
- 46:00Speaker 2: the parts that I trip on them, because like, if
- 46:01Speaker 2: you're a fan, but if you're if you're like admire
- 46:03Speaker 2: the work, you should approach me on a different aspect.
- 46:06Speaker 2: What should they say? Brow, you're funny as hell, don't
- 46:09Speaker 2: be saying like that, but you're pregnant or that's why
- 46:12Speaker 2: when I'm at the show, Paul, like, if I'm gonna
- 46:14Speaker 2: ask you this question, is there anyone here that I
- 46:16Speaker 2: blocked on Instagram? There is a hand was gonna no
- 46:21Speaker 2: cups of keeping them out of me?
- 46:22Speaker 1: Why it's my show too, I know, but you can't
- 46:25Speaker 1: kick people out that bought a hardworking ticket.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Hardworking ticket. Yes, the tickets are this. How about this?
- 46:30Speaker 1: Don't disres pegging. I'm a gird ass man. Yeahoo, you're
- 46:36Speaker 1: a girding ass man. I've been keeping this geho and
- 46:38Speaker 1: for a long time, you man, I am. I think
- 46:41Speaker 1: so with no car, no car, but I pay rent,
- 46:43Speaker 1: I pay bills.
- 46:44Speaker 2: All right. So and today today I literally woke up
- 46:48Speaker 2: for my shift to come here. Then I went to
- 46:50Speaker 2: my full shift and I did OT and then I
- 46:52Speaker 2: came back here. You know what, that's not a grown ship.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I know you're part of me for but also you
- 46:57Speaker 2: having to do your job like your first long day,
- 47:06Speaker 2: your little bitch, you little girl, how's your first long day?
- 47:09Speaker 1: Angry little bitch? Yeah, we have long days some days.
- 47:12Speaker 1: Pa just have about the just have about the mic.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Have you ever known that you ever known that when
- 47:18Speaker 1: you've been so mad and you're just like that was
- 47:20Speaker 1: my face one Cookie was talking me out once, tell
- 47:23Speaker 1: you storty. Yeah, when she when she woke your eyes
- 47:25Speaker 1: when I slapped it and I let her with my
- 47:27Speaker 1: eyes and she beat the showy, had a bust the lip,
- 47:30Speaker 1: had to bust, the nose and I had like a
- 47:32Speaker 1: little black eye.
- 47:35Speaker 2: Yeah, she was my ass. I let her. I let
- 47:37Speaker 2: her with Cookie. I don't think you let her at
- 47:39Speaker 2: that point. I did let her.
- 47:40Speaker 1: What do you mean why No, I already slapped her.
- 47:44Speaker 1: That was that was my way of paying it back.
- 47:48Speaker 1: Have you ever done any angery ship, like when you were.
- 47:50Speaker 2: Mad like like a girl, what a girl? No, it
- 47:55Speaker 2: was mad in general, like I remember, man, I put
- 47:57Speaker 2: my hummed u.
- 47:58Speaker 1: When I was a kid, he used to get me
- 47:59Speaker 1: really mad when I was like and he was like
- 48:00Speaker 1: boyar loader than me, and he used to just bully me,
- 48:02Speaker 1: like really bad and and but he knew how to
- 48:05Speaker 1: like judge your money my buttons. And one time I
- 48:07Speaker 1: changed him around the building with a knife. Yeah, that's
- 48:11Speaker 1: how I knew. That's how I knew I had issues.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Wait, so what were you going to do if you
- 48:15Speaker 2: caught him?
- 48:17Speaker 1: I probably wasn't gonna pump fake, but I was just
- 48:18Speaker 1: machinating them around the it and he thought it was
- 48:20Speaker 1: the funniest ship ever. I forget what a knife And
- 48:24Speaker 1: then actually almost got him in his shirt and I slipped,
- 48:28Speaker 1: and he thought it was still funny. But then that's
- 48:30Speaker 1: what I Yeah, man, that's what I realized. I like,
- 48:33Speaker 1: maybe I have a little bit of anger shoes. And
- 48:35Speaker 1: actually I went to anger management classes and actually helped.
- 48:38Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm none. Yeah. Did your teacher worked
- 48:43Speaker 2: at homeboy Industries and didn't work industry? You saw anger? Like?
- 48:49Speaker 2: I don't have angers? You like? You know?
- 48:51Speaker 1: Do you know?
- 48:52Speaker 2: Do you know what angers is?
- 48:53Speaker 1: It's it's different than.
- 48:55Speaker 2: You're right, you see what I'm saying, there's a I
- 49:01Speaker 2: don't think you have that. I'm not sure if you
- 49:03Speaker 2: have that.
- 49:03Speaker 1: But we're actually we brought somebody here to diagnose you.
- 49:06Speaker 1: So this whole podcast, you've been getting evaluated, and we
- 49:08Speaker 1: just think you're fucking retarded down syndrome.
- 49:11Speaker 2: We just don't have to face. Well, maybe take out
- 49:13Speaker 2: your glass lies down syndrome, the fucking face. Take him off,
- 49:16Speaker 2: Take him off right now, take them off, right now,
- 49:19Speaker 2: take him off, take him up, take them off. Can
- 49:22Speaker 2: you shut the fuck up?
- 49:23Speaker 1: I think there's a difference between anger issues and frustration
- 49:27Speaker 1: maybe right, I think that.
- 49:29Speaker 2: I think there's huge different. I think there's a difference there.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Why is that?
- 49:32Speaker 1: Why is that funny? See, bitch, when you're frustrated, you're
- 49:37Speaker 1: angry your dumb, fat business.
- 49:39Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's true.
- 49:40Speaker 1: They no.
- 49:41Speaker 2: I think they don't go it's not a therapist neither
- 49:43Speaker 2: shut just frustration and anger. Do they don't? I could
- 49:48Speaker 2: be frustrate? Hold on what could be frustrate out the sun?
- 49:51Speaker 1: That doesn't make me mad at you?
- 49:52Speaker 2: Hold on?
- 49:52Speaker 1: On?
- 49:52Speaker 2: What are her credentials A pretty high one to diagnose?
- 49:59Speaker 1: No, it doesn't because if you're telling me you're a
- 50:01Speaker 1: fucking nurse. That doesn't mean ship. You can't diagnose me
- 50:03Speaker 1: under my fucking feelings.
- 50:04Speaker 2: Boy, this is a hold No, I can't know you're
- 50:08Speaker 2: getting fustrated because you can't move around. Ah, but I'm
- 50:11Speaker 2: not angry, are you are? You see what I'm saying
- 50:14Speaker 2: A little bit exactly. We just pour it on fucking point, bitch.
- 50:18Speaker 2: You prove my port turns me on. No, No, Jakarta
- 50:23Speaker 2: gets frustrated. I know Jakarta's not bad, but you'll do
- 50:26Speaker 2: ship like ah, like, right now you're angry. I'm looking.
- 50:37Speaker 2: I'm saying, I'm zen right now, bro, feel good? Way
- 50:40Speaker 2: you feel like? Still blazing, still blaze and still blazing.
- 50:46Speaker 2: That's see like that's not cool. You know what I
- 50:48Speaker 2: agree with you? Hold on, I'm Jahada. Look at me, Jakarta,
- 50:52Speaker 2: look at me.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to this for you, Jakarta, Jakarda, Jakarta,
- 50:57Speaker 1: look at me. I'm had to for You're right, don't
- 50:59Speaker 1: get mad, don't don't start screaming and that that wasn't
- 51:02Speaker 1: very nice.
- 51:03Speaker 2: And and please you're gonna do that and warn me first. No,
- 51:05Speaker 2: but if you're gonna do that, I got the money
- 51:07Speaker 2: that I spent a half years. That's what it is,
- 51:10Speaker 2: because that's harder in money, bro, Like, I'll work outurs
- 51:13Speaker 2: for that ship.
- 51:13Speaker 1: Bro. You did on the pot one day? Hey, DECURDI,
- 51:18Speaker 1: how is it, like? How is it getting paid to
- 51:21Speaker 1: talk and be yourself?
- 51:22Speaker 2: Like? Do you generally like? Are you like? Fuck? Yeah?
- 51:25Speaker 2: This real is a real question. You think I leave here?
- 51:28Speaker 2: It's over. You don't think my Instagram is getting blown
- 51:32Speaker 2: up with death threats and all this crazy ship like
- 51:34Speaker 2: you're a fat bitch. Let me tickle your dick. You
- 51:36Speaker 2: don't even promote it as much. So that's the thing.
- 51:39Speaker 3: So it's basically over. You only post it because we
- 51:41Speaker 3: tell you to post it.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Anything you tell me, I wouldn't listen to you anyway. Yeah,
- 51:46Speaker 2: so don't worry, Pye, do me a favorite.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up and just record, yo, that's all
- 51:51Speaker 1: You're good for paking my money because I spent over
- 51:54Speaker 1: three hundred dollars that you would have that's two seventy five,
- 52:00Speaker 1: not because I'm gonna send them seventy five Friday, so
- 52:01Speaker 1: don't trip by.
- 52:03Speaker 2: So don't trip by. And those those bottles we brought
- 52:05Speaker 2: to Vieho that six seventy five a person pie, you know,
- 52:09Speaker 2: and the fact I let you into my life way
- 52:11Speaker 2: and let you record on my ship PI. You need
- 52:13Speaker 2: to pay me for that, TUPI yeah, how was? How
- 52:15Speaker 2: was just? She waved? Just some top? Yeah? Souk my
- 52:18Speaker 2: fucking cock way? How long to the top?
- 52:21Speaker 1: B for as long as I come, probably two seconds,
- 52:24Speaker 1: three seconds, six seven. That's the worst part about when
- 52:28Speaker 1: you go to like the little happy endings that brought those.
- 52:30Speaker 1: I think it's like, you pay so much money just
- 52:32Speaker 1: to bust in a minute never again?
- 52:34Speaker 2: Are you done with that? The hell? Fuck? Yeah? Yeah,
- 52:36Speaker 2: I haven't done that in so long. That's where to God,
- 52:39Speaker 2: and I started getting paid way more like. Bitch. You
- 52:41Speaker 2: could call me ugly, small, dick, whatever, whatever, come fast, bitch.
- 52:45Speaker 2: You cannot call me broke. Bitch. That's the one thing
- 52:48Speaker 2: bitch you cannot. Has the bitch ever called you broke?
- 52:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when I was broke, though she said you're broke.
- 52:54Speaker 2: I don't think along those lines, because I would have
- 52:56Speaker 2: hit her, Don't serious, you would have like what's what's
- 53:03Speaker 2: the movement on the head. No, I would never hit
- 53:04Speaker 2: a woman.
- 53:06Speaker 1: I think the only time I hit a woman isn't
- 53:07Speaker 1: really getting assaulted, you know, but I'll be getting assaulted.
- 53:11Speaker 1: Look at this, like Steve jobs over here, tip And
- 53:13Speaker 1: that was loud, calm the funking down. Yeah, the Steve child.
- 53:19Speaker 2: We don't get a job over here. The fuck? Hey,
- 53:25Speaker 2: mind your fucking business all right? When your own ship?
- 53:27Speaker 2: Why why why am I talking? Don't worry about it.
- 53:29Speaker 2: I'm talking to you about it right now. Call that bitch.
- 53:34Speaker 2: That's not a bitch, you know. Honestly, I've been thinking
- 53:37Speaker 2: about her long way. Yeah, I'm a collar. You got
- 53:40Speaker 2: a whole lot of love. I'm trying to hasty. I'm
- 53:43Speaker 2: a caller for you. She's not. I feel like I
- 53:45Speaker 2: feel like we gotta we gotta dead this ship, dude,
- 53:48Speaker 2: what bro Hey, And.
- 53:50Speaker 1: It's kind of went to the three size, went to trend. Damn.
- 53:57Speaker 2: But you know, I feel bad because I was I
- 53:59Speaker 2: was dumb broke. You start recording now, I been. I
- 54:03Speaker 2: was like dumb bro you know, so when I was
- 54:04Speaker 2: fucking here, it's just been dumb bread. I'll be brooking ship.
- 54:06Speaker 2: But I do remember one time way when I took
- 54:10Speaker 2: em yeah, and I told her, Yeah, I wasn't hungry,
- 54:16Speaker 2: I'm starving. I was started. But I didn't have enough
- 54:20Speaker 2: of both of us. I'll just pay her ship. What
- 54:24Speaker 2: were you guys eating? Volcano? But don't they serve body
- 54:28Speaker 2: like family portion there? No, no, no, I just got
- 54:31Speaker 2: her own plate and I was like I just said,
- 54:33Speaker 2: already after a lot, she's cool as fuck, bro, cool
- 54:38Speaker 2: fuck damn, that's sucking, sad way, we're not really bro.
- 54:42Speaker 1: That right there didn't make you like damn. Maybe she
- 54:44Speaker 1: got a sucking job. Maybe she work harder. That didn't
- 54:47Speaker 1: make you want to do that.
- 54:48Speaker 2: I mean, by right now, bro, I'm working. I'm working
- 54:50Speaker 2: very hard. No, I'm not saying that.
- 54:51Speaker 1: I'm saying that, but before then I wouldn't. My mind
- 54:54Speaker 1: wasn't working right Pa. You know me Fie, oh stupid pie.
- 54:58Speaker 1: I was dumb as hill bro, and you foods were
- 54:59Speaker 1: tolerant away, you know, because my best friend food dinner peasy.
- 55:03Speaker 1: You fucking fidel him a little later, but mo too,
- 55:08Speaker 1: you know.
- 55:08Speaker 2: And and I love you guys. I appreciate every single
- 55:11Speaker 2: one of you guys, you know. But now that I
- 55:12Speaker 2: am up, you can't hit me up directly through DM
- 55:15Speaker 2: or text or Paul. You have to hit up on
- 55:17Speaker 2: the best first, and then it goes through.
- 55:21Speaker 1: Do you feel like you're ever ready to pay us back?
- 55:23Speaker 2: Pay you back? How f you're trending. You're trending on
- 55:31Speaker 2: You're trending on lgbt Q YouTube.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Literally as the third biggest game.
- 55:37Speaker 2: TikTok. You're trending insane? Why these foods cyber bully me
- 55:43Speaker 2: every single day of my life? Do you think? Do
- 55:45Speaker 2: you think I play a part of that? Uh No,
- 55:46Speaker 2: But I think you don't give a fuck. I've i've
- 55:50Speaker 2: you have told you know what when I tried, when
- 55:52Speaker 2: you show, we're showing you you need that picture? That
- 55:54Speaker 2: was wrong with me? Oh thank you? That was wrong
- 55:56Speaker 2: with me.
- 55:57Speaker 1: But I want you to say you though name is
- 56:00Speaker 1: Jakarter and I was being a bitch that day. I
- 56:02Speaker 1: want you to say that, and I forgive you. I'll
- 56:04Speaker 1: never bring it up again.
- 56:04Speaker 2: I don't forgive me.
- 56:06Speaker 1: My name is Jakarta and I was a bitch that day.
- 56:08Speaker 2: I want you to Hey, my name is Do know
- 56:09Speaker 2: my brother us is always high. Already already I got
- 56:12Speaker 2: your live. That was funny, fys heavy, Both you girls
- 56:21Speaker 2: were broken angles. Shut the funk up?
- 56:24Speaker 5: Bro?
- 56:24Speaker 2: All right? Ready? So what oh now you can't donald?
- 56:27Speaker 1: So what?
- 56:28Speaker 2: So what she actually hit me up. She actually hit
- 56:30Speaker 2: me up about her our ankles and she was like
- 56:33Speaker 2: she was like, she was like, so what do I do?
- 56:35Speaker 1: Bro?
- 56:35Speaker 2: And I was like, so here's her bondy? Whoa body
- 56:40Speaker 2: with the hose? Bitches? Crazy? Your broken handles? Damn you
- 56:43Speaker 2: a sketch? What crazy? You weren't there for her? Somebody
- 56:53Speaker 2: but neous about one one bus home?
- 57:00Speaker 1: That's my homegirl friends, that's who. Don't don't ever you
- 57:04Speaker 1: think I'm want some funny ship.
- 57:05Speaker 2: No, that's my home card. We're joking, not joking, like
- 57:10Speaker 2: they didn't do that. So she asked me about the
- 57:12Speaker 2: like ship and she was honestly con She texted you.
- 57:15Speaker 2: She texted me how long was the curt Like what time?
- 57:19Speaker 1: Oh?
- 57:20Speaker 2: This was like three four a m. So I already
- 57:22Speaker 2: have my dick in my hand. What you want to
- 57:25Speaker 2: hit mil bust the homegirl bro. So so we're just
- 57:28Speaker 2: talking and ship and then she was like she was
- 57:30Speaker 2: scared of the ship. And I told her. I was like, fine, like,
- 57:33Speaker 2: your ship is gonna be easier than mine because my
- 57:34Speaker 2: ship was fucked up. Her ship is back to when
- 57:38Speaker 2: when I went to the hospital after my ship was
- 57:39Speaker 2: done right, I went to the hospital. Right, I went
- 57:41Speaker 2: to east other hospital. Remember they bandaged my ship up
- 57:44Speaker 2: and then put me on the drugs. Right. I went home.
- 57:46Speaker 2: For that whole week, my ankle was falling out the socket.
- 57:51Speaker 1: As I will see, I'll literally be sleeping and my
- 57:53Speaker 1: leg would be up and the ankle would get out
- 57:55Speaker 1: of its pocket.
- 57:56Speaker 2: Do you know the pain behind that bar?
- 57:57Speaker 3: Hey?
- 57:58Speaker 2: Did you your brother still sleep together when you're brook?
- 58:00Speaker 2: But none of us sleep together? We never did one.
- 58:03Speaker 2: We never just sleep together ever. Ever.
- 58:05Speaker 1: Oh there was one point when I was like, like
- 58:08Speaker 1: ten or twelve, I suple reza, but like you're like,
- 58:11Speaker 1: like we had a huge bed, bro, I big way
- 58:14Speaker 1: bigger than you and your biggest ship.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Eight hundred and five eighty two, three hundred and five today.
- 58:25Speaker 2: But yeah, no, no other than that. But like, but
- 58:27Speaker 2: what that ship you get? Like the mental anguish you get,
- 58:29Speaker 2: because I remember when I broke my footway for that
- 58:31Speaker 2: first week, I didn't talk to nobody. I don't want
- 58:34Speaker 2: to talk to pee. I don't want to talk to you.
- 58:35Speaker 1: I want to go see you.
- 58:36Speaker 2: You you see me? The third week? No, no, you
- 58:39Speaker 2: fucking dumb bitch. You're such a liar. I don't you
- 58:41Speaker 2: only see me because the home see me, fool.
- 58:43Speaker 1: That's not true for you broken like I need to
- 58:44Speaker 1: turn that. I want to go see you that next Tuesday, Wednesday.
- 58:46Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
- 58:47Speaker 2: You're such a liar. See see how you exaggerate things.
- 58:50Speaker 1: In fact, the fact that you the fact bro, I'm
- 58:52Speaker 1: gonn listening to right now. Just because you get louder
- 58:55Speaker 1: never means you're right.
- 58:55Speaker 2: No, you're because I'm letting you know. Because you think
- 58:57Speaker 2: you think ah, man man man my rock, ah, you
- 59:00Speaker 2: think you're right. You're not right, but you just look
- 59:02Speaker 2: stupid as fun like you always do.
- 59:04Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what to go trivia for trivia, bitch,
- 59:07Speaker 1: trivin for trivia on what your dumbest ship, bro, Literally
- 59:09Speaker 1: you're like a bag of rocks, SpongeBob Patrick, fucking smart,
- 59:13Speaker 1: dumbest ship.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Put some trivia up right now.
- 59:15Speaker 1: But go put some trivia up right now. Push some
- 59:18Speaker 1: bitch ready, you're a dumb bitch ready an apartments, sleep
- 59:22Speaker 1: with your reds in the bad Who's dumb now?
- 59:25Speaker 2: Pussy? Who's more lonely? Vehicle? Who not lonely? You are
- 59:30Speaker 2: just you and Satan. There's not got in there and
- 59:32Speaker 2: there's not God in your apartment. There's got in my apartment,
- 59:34Speaker 2: bitch you Okay, let's say, for example, let's say if
- 59:37Speaker 2: you have sex in your room, there's a picture of
- 59:39Speaker 2: Baby Jesus right there on the top of your bed.
- 59:41Speaker 2: You're staring at bro while you're sucking you check off
- 59:44Speaker 2: in a Muslim household. Day, Okay, I come by, Can
- 59:51Speaker 2: I hold you? Nice gig coming in.
- 59:58Speaker 1: His work?
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Hey, when you I just go out. One of them,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: bitch looked like legs broll turn around board your ass
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: looks fucking fair right now and get up? Were quick
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: sucking you're.
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: You know what they said in the comments last time
- 1:00:12Speaker 5: they saw you those They asked why the knees were faded?
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: What do you Oh no, no, just faded. No, I
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: don't know. I've seen it too, But it's not like
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: that guy. You'd be sucking dick at work?
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Your father?
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: That was? That was? I said, your father? I was
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: was that was?
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: That was?
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Ah, I'm talking about my dad. Good, that's seen it
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: the day was that racist ship?
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Bro?
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: You should be yeah already you ready.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: You can't scream it out.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Fitty fitty fitty, Oh no, now he's here, Now he's here.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Look we're going hand up, just hand up, hand up,
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: See who goes first? Because because your CARDI will blurred out. No, no,
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: I won't burn it out hand the first see who pick?
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: You picked? Question has to be finished.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Those were down says you have an extra copy of
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: which chromosomes? X?
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: No? What you said which chromosomes? Extra y? There's only
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: two chromosomes. I don't know this chromosomes twenty one. So
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: once you shut the funk up, bitch, get with them.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: X no, no, no, X Y is a male or
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: female chromosomes? Understand what's saying they have an extra twenty
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: first chromosome? I understand?
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: Okay, all because we have Alright, you just didn't phrase
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: it correctly.
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: Already. Wait wait, what was the first question have to do.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: With what's the world's best selling album? That's the Beatles?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: No, Michael Jackson? Which one?
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Ah fuck?
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: It's easy thriller. But that's so weird you already I
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: should not hes got the point for things? No, no, no, no,
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: you were't gonna think about the butther you were to
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: think about the tweeler? Was it? You know what? You're
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: such a big are Okay, okay, it's done. It's done
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: by vieho is done? Can give me someone forgiving? Already
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: brought Jakago? Okay, okay? How many major islands make up Hawaii?
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: Like like like just the number four? Fuck?
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: We will no? No, no, ten, last one no no,
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: already said ten first no no no, no no no.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: So I get another chance?
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Wait wait wait asking for number of the names?
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Just numbers? Okay, can you give us the clusest? No? No, no, no, no,
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: it's numbers. It's numbers. So we twelve? Would you trying
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: to cant? Three? So I got a call? Just some one? No,
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: it's not the way it counts them, bitch, what's this problem? No,
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: because you can't you can't move the You got a
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: problem with me already.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: What is the most popular pizza chain in the US?
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Pizza?
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Wrong?
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Come on? What's by MacArthur?
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Literally five for Little Caesars Domino Domin No no, no, no, no, no,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: no no it wrong.
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: We gotta it was literally much turning after though. You
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: guys are being fucking for real, are you? Bitch?
- 1:03:40Speaker 7: I didn't get the point because we both had second
- 1:03:43Speaker 7: chance with the last question, and I fucking had away.
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: You took it thredder once you're a fucking piece of
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: ship to cut, bitch, you shut up?
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: We can alright, don't be don't be saying short. You
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: kind of got a why do you get why you
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: don't wear that?
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: What's that ship?
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: What it doesn't like?
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: You added?
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: That would have been fine? What already? What eye color
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: is the most common worldwide? Dark brown? Black?
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: Question?
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Black? It was brown?
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: It's not dark brown and brown?
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: Fat? You wear a fi How many bitches you getting naither? Alright? Ready?
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Easy one? What city is known as the Windy City? Chicago? No? Properly?
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: You literally went the last one.
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: I didn't cry. You cry while you cry? You're such
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: a bitch, Like isn't your monthly today? All right? Go already?
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're laughing part, But you were't laughing. We
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: were taking those shots out of years. They were laughing
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: when you were eating my fucking cock in the bathroom.
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: Harry up, it's one one which animated movie released in
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: the nineties featuring a song.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: Called a Whole New World right here? He got that that?
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: Oh no, Aladdin, we would know that. That's the one
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: thing he knows. All right to the wood first the
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: three first of five. First of five? First the five,
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: first of five. I make the rules. It's my part.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: You were for me, little boy. I'll cut the camera
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: right now. I want to cut it in. Just pull
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: my buttthole. Which type of alcohol is found in uh Manhattan?
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, let fish finish it? Finish it ready?
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Which type of alcohol is found in the Manhattan? You
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: know it's raining? Huh? Tequila? Damn that? Yeah?
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: One more time? Wait?
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Is it like the popular ones or like the ones
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: that they like Manhattan drink? Like if you were to
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: go order Manhattan? What what does it say under whiskey? Correct?
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: There we go. I knew it.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: You know what? I'm Manhattan? Okay?
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I e cheese to but only on pizza.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: Please focus focused. Sorry, that was good. What is the
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: national flower of Japan Soccer? The lotus? Damn, it's a
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: little purple one. I don't know what it is? Can
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: we get no hints?
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: Brothers?
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: I said, I'm knowing that gave you getting your next
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: I'll give you this. I gave you a good hint.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: I'll say this. It's a tree, seasonal tree.
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: Everybody goes there and takes pictures when it's that sea.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Tamn.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Keep It starts with, no, what the fuck you know?
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: I literally gave you the color of the tree. I
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: don't know the fucking name.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. Can can I get
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: a chance? All right? Count down?
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: No you can't.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: You can't just start making wounds. He counted down for me. Nine, Hey, five,
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: is this the starting to be? Three?
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: One bomb? What is it?
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: Cherry blossom? Wow, we're fucking pink? Was pink?
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: No?
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: It's purple?
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: Purple?
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's pink already the funk up? He's bee,
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: she's thinking now we already told you already. You press
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: like a bitch. What is the main agreed in the tofu?
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: Go ahead? Go ahead for bitches, for bitches like this.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: I don't even know what.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: Soy bean right? So being courage that's so fucking gay?
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: The two? Who's three?
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: You?
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: You? I really like the mom It's like a tone
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: now and I love you when you say my man.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: There's like camp rock two for you?
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Ready, you guys watch back the right, don't even bro
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: We should have just done we should just don't be
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: bange Trivia puppy come bang on this one.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: All watched this song? Who sang the theme song to
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: the Big Bac Theory. You know, fuck you barre naked ladies.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: I knew he was gonna knew that. You know that
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: knew that. Fuck It's like fucking lion man. It's time.
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, it all started win and then
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: and then and then how does it start? How does
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: it start? And then the going the beginning the Corneyandam
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: talks about up too. We built the while, we built
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: up pyramids.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Man signs, mister bean reveling and mister and all started
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: with the Big Bang loud because I don't know wherever
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I come from.
- 1:09:19Speaker 5: Actually, shut up, shut up, go elementary school one. What
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: is the seventiesh letter of the English alphabet?
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Don't don't be.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: Don't you're thinking about it?
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: I'm already ready ready.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: You know what when you asked question like this, When
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I think about ship and I don't have it for
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: it makes me firdly stupid about myself when I'm actually
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: like very successful.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Like I have, like I'm really great at what I do.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: I'm a great success far I got it. No you are?
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: What's it?
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: No, it's not.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, am relaxed. Let me okay, kick my head. Wow, really,
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: re bro we said no phones from the beginning. Stop
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: stop stopping, Okay by you. I know you miss a
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: little bit, but it was just I kicked my half
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: for a bitch. You got you gotta. It was me
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: and little you.
- 1:10:26Speaker 8: You guys want to know the letter they that was
- 1:10:35Speaker 8: the that was well.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: Wait, equipment, equipment and aquintment my face.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: You know it was me, my little homie sparking and
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: it was on the scene and the bitches want the
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: chimp and the bitches that were singing and I know
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: want that is bitch.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: That bitch the only fucking team Oh, we know we're
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: not talking about you. Whose bitch was team? We just's
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: trying to play me.
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: Garden?
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: What is this this grey water? You got a hold
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: out of love. I'm trying to wasty your face up,
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: Patty to me, make up can't ety No, I would
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: have fuck you if you had a bunch of makeup.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Fucking I was blind because I would smell you, bitch,
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: the nasty, smelly bit.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: Carter you can't seventeen was cue alright, cool, but you
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: know the off of but get some bitches, get some boy.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: You guys are feminists, right, yes, Wait, depends which part
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: of the shouldn't funking out? Oh my god, which.
- 1:11:54Speaker 5: Part of the pre productive system does a baby typically developing.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: The trimester?
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: What was that? Right?
- 1:12:03Speaker 3: That's that's the time I'm talking about.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Like the part of the.
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: Correct What do you I don't think you deserve to
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: have sisters? I don't think you deserve to know women? This?
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Who said?
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Literally?
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: What body part does the baby grow? What time? What's
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: your favorite color? Is one? Already?
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: One? Aready?
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: One way you want? You want?
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: You gotta.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: Stop sucking, Let me go, let me go to Carter
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: and let me go.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: You talking about the bitch, don't play with don't be
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: design not understanding this logic?
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: Are you ready? I'm back in.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: I'm better.
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: I won't you buy you ever, don't let me just
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: let us. I won't then give you better? Uh baby,
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: it's whatever someone I uta stand, but be damned. I
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: followed him. Cast you seasy to see that you're fed up.
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: I am on a whole other level. Yeah, girl, at
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: only fuck you over catch and let them girls.
- 1:13:20Speaker 9: You never know any better God that man than Shaw
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: any effort thing I can't just as shout him special
- 1:13:27Speaker 9: sorry and the shot already together, baby.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Say he been killing or gotta be said?
- 1:13:34Speaker 10: Good this guy, I love skirt, get in all right,
- 1:13:38Speaker 10: left hand and steering the others, gripping your thigh, light
- 1:13:42Speaker 10: up and smith and get high shoty Jo deserve being
- 1:13:47Speaker 10: missing looking at another man.
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: He must be trapping. Bitch. I'm gonna smack the shit
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: on you if you don't listen. Alright, that's what that's
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: great love that one winner takes off?
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: What do you mean? What it's all?
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: I'm up one? Yeah? You want what color shirt?
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Does we need?
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: The pool wear? Correct better? I like, bitch, just because
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: I like the colors? And uh yeah? Do you remember
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: your first kiss? Yeah? I dude, it was David shout
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: out my boy? Uh well yeah? Was that everything?
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Now?
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: Why you want to leave?
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Ready? No?
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: I don't. I just need to be again. I'm so
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: down to do another hour. Go pee anybody? We could
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: do a little little stop stop bet, don't be let
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: me hate your good time. What's the deal with your boy? Dude?
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: Knowing?
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: I want to give a huge shout out to my
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: best friends, the people I wear every day, even on
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: my underwear pro club? Does it my family? Pro club
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: or no club? If you president in my description and
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: use code don no and you spent over one hundred
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- 1:14:58Speaker 2: And right now it's the perfect time.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: The that is kind of crazy at cold and guess
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: what Pro club has all that heavy duty. They have flyingnels,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: they have jackets, they have two pieces, they got wind breakers,
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: they got it out.
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: They even got hats, underwear, socks and the socks are thick.
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: So yeah, some of y'all, y'all got a little ass
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: feed that be cold, get some socks for Pro Clubs.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: Just cold doing up. President of my description, Yes, cold
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: doing all and then you waste over one hundred dollars,
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: you will get free shipping.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Baby, let's get it. We're back. We're back again. Double ms.
- 1:15:26Speaker 9: I'm stacking them bitch on me and yes she was
- 1:15:29Speaker 9: sucking while I'm laughing and he helps get coming go something.
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: So sorry, how you doing, brother, We're back.
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: Realistically, I'm not mad, not sad, pretty happy. I'm getting money,
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: getting money, you know what I'm saying. It sucks the
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: how I'm having homies that I haven't talked to and
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: likeways sending me memes of me.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know think people they haven't
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: talked to it munchs deserve to send you memes. No, yeah,
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: I'm not one of those.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Yeah, family members, I hate you, like cause Loki Jigardi
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: you have, like your takeoff is definitely.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Uh a rare one.
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: People usually get known like from like skids, especially on
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: the internet, but you got took you took off off
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: podcast team.
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean not a lot of people
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: have this. You know what I'm saying. Okay, talking about it.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: No, I'm not even trying to be a dick or nothing,
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: but it's just like, you know, I just be trying
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: to be myself, like I don't play off a side.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. This is how I am. Well, well, no,
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: the jokes I'll make, they're just jokes, like I'm not.
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: You can't say that word the Drake, the Drake, the
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: Drake files. No, oh my god, did you see that
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: filesh yeah, j C. Yeah, that's nothing, that's way, there's nothing.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: But we've been on Dad, we did.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: We knew for sure you were never like the whole
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: conspiracies that they were like Red Childs.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: And there was a show used to watch on Netflix.
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: It was a Netflix original show called The Inside Job.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: They had two seasons, right, and it was so good
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: and it was just about expiracies and everything, and Netflix
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: had to cut it after the second season because of
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: what I just think they were getting so deep. Oh way,
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: so jay Z and and to be honestly, ship that's
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: not like in the show jay Z Beyonce with the
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: leaders of the Illuminati. So there's there's different groups. There's
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: like the Illuminati bless you than you, like the Rockefeller Foods,
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: the Illuminati. They had the Catholic Church literally in the show.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: I swear to God that because worthy about the Catholic Church. Yeah,
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: huge always been okay, no, no, I know, but I
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: didn't know like that what what what did the episode
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: consists of? It wasn't although it wasn't just one throughout
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: the whole show. It would hold in the church, m dog.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy for like you you gotta
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: look at life so simple, right like you want to,
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: but then you think about like you think about like
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: like the that can ride, you think about like the Vatican,
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: and then you think about the mainful, which is the.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: Pope right, like he's literally just get me like that
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: because I've never thought of a Vatican in my life.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: He's he's literally the leader, like unwat.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: No no, no. I know. What I'm saying is like
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: it's like it's like you think about it, he's supposed
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: to be just the son of the closest person of God. Right,
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: so I gets to the Catholic people in the world
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: because respectfully, Muslims don't care about him, don't give a fuck, right,
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: Christians don't care about him. Theyn't give a fuck really
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: doesn't either, don't. The people that might care might be
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: the Jews, right because we're kind of no no, no, no,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: I could hear no no, okay. So that's what I'm
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: Saying's what I'm saying. What I'm trying to say is
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: like he's supposed to be like this saint, right, like
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: he's the tosing one. It's kind of like the Avatar
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: of whatever, like right, no, no, no, no, no, it's
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: just like the card let me lamb, let me laugh.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I'm saying because you know, you go through every every age,
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: we're compared it to the avatar.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: Every avatar lived a different life like this. I think
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: this this this pope right now, he's from Chicago, from Chicago.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: He grew up from Old Block. He's from I'm from
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: sick the term.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: Bang bang.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: But he's from where do you find him?
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: On Twitter?
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: That was kicking it with Chief Keef. But okay, where
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: was uh? Says from Pope Francis? Where is he from?
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: Thes died? I think no, I think I see.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: I think he might have been I think he might
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: have been from Israel. He was some type of fucking European.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: He looks he looks mad Jewish, he looks.
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: Mad a little hat.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: Okay, so here's large.
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: Where's then? You are from?
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: From Chicago?
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: He think he's like a white boy. To be a pope,
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: you have to be a virgin, basically, basically you give
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: your well depends the dog is my religion, my religion,
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: all right?
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: So he was born Chicago.
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: The noise.
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: He is? What? Yeah, okay, so you're telling me this
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: fool moves to Rome to live in the Vatican and
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: healed so much power?
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: What why are you loving? They haven't went, they haven't
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: been overlock. Look he's posted up and get the fuck out.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: Putt on. We can't see we can't see it. Yeah,
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: I'm looking at cookie monster. Literally, bro, this is literally
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: one of the only things you have to do part
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: of your job.
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: But but it's one of those things to where like
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: imagine this fool, right, he's been giving Let's just say
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: he is a good guy. Right, he's been giving his
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: life to God. He's been like, he's been dedicated doing missions.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: And he gets a vaticate and then they come out,
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: what is doing missions?
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: Like mission? You want missionaries? Mission? Yeah? Right, right, missionaries?
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: I thought missionaries are really Christian. No, no, so so
- 1:21:12Speaker 2: you going?
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: They said, you ever all over the world, right, I
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: forgot whatever, whateverever you gotta go. And then you get
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: here and you've been dedicated. Right, let's just say he
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: isn't one of the weird ones. And now he gets
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: to this power and they go like, hey, big dog,
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: we need you to on Sundays, we need you to
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: close it up becuse we're gonna sacrifice a couple of
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: motherfuckers right here.
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: But who's knocking.
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: Well, that's that's that's that's that's we know you said it.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: Before, say it so you think that as well.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: I I like fool, Like I've always been a big believer,
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: like like because I know you, I know I know
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: how you feel about I know how you feel about Tis,
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: and I'm with you.
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: You're my brother. And whether I fuk around with the
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: Muslim shit or not, it's free palestline. I'm not into
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I'm talking that ship.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: But I don't think everybody that's is Raelius like that, right.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: You don't think everybody that's from there they are believe
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: that's okay, that's like, that's like, that's like how I
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: joke about.
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: Our Muslims are like isis right, He's not nearly the same.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: It's that because you're because I could explain to you
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: all the juicemen I can, Okay, I'm just saying that's kind.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: When they talk about immigrants, they talk about like all
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: of them are or whatever.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Right, stop, all of them are whatever whatever stuff like, Okay,
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: not all of them are like.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: That, right, No, of course not. Okay. Do you generally
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: think that everybody that lives in the specific area they're
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: not like that?
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: You don't think you think everybody agreed? Well, that's fucking crazy.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: He right there and put it bigger, put it bigger.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm pretty sure he's aware though. I'm
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: pretty sure he's aware of like that. Dad, I'm pretty
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: sure he's a world of what old blocks and stuff
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: Okay, but well, no, there's a lot of people, a
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: lot of Jews that live in there's a lot of
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: Jews that live in Israel that advocate for Palestine. You know,
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: a lot of them. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Okay, Sorry,
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: there's not going Palestinians that would advocate for their side, obviously.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: Okay, So should I say should I not say it?
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: It's not your No, you can't tell them what he's
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: allowed to have an opinion because his opinion is wrong.
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: He's just talking out design. Okay, but listen, hold on,
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: let him say what he said. Go ahead, buddy, Okay, what.
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: Did you say.
- 1:23:15Speaker 11: You said, there's Jews that will watch your pastime, but
- 1:23:17Speaker 11: there's no Palestinians watch for the Jews.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: How does that make you look Palestinians. It makes it
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: look bad. So you can't say that they vouch for
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: the Jews. They just know what's going on, they know
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: the political thing. Okay, she corrected me. Yeah my Faultyeah, he's.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, Okay, But what I'm saying is, so the
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: imagine the food from the Vatican, right, he has chosen,
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: he's been doing good his whole life. And then and
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: then according to you, they were saying that they were
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: holding like sacrifice ship and.
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: Throw it through.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He has a choice or you
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: think they like like, that's imagine how scary that is.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: Where you made it to a point to where here
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: they just say you've done it, so great to get there.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: And then they're like, hey, big dog, we need you too,
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: and you don't have a choice.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: This is the crazy thing to say, go ahead. Nothing
- 1:24:01Speaker 2: is bigger than the program.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Yeah, and and and and money yeah, and and and money,
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: Like I don't think are they the industry?
- 1:24:12Speaker 11: The industry is industry goes, music, comedy, whatever. It's like
- 1:24:16Speaker 11: when they come to you and they say it's a
- 1:24:17Speaker 11: bag or dad, you're gonna be like, oh never yeah,
- 1:24:19Speaker 11: No one wants to choose death, right ah, But but
- 1:24:22Speaker 11: you have to get to it. And this is the
- 1:24:24Speaker 11: regular back. This is the biggest bag you're ever getting away.
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: You gotta be willing to die for what you believe.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Those people die, not not always, not always. And one
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: person that spoke up or do they get cloned oh Chappelle.
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, but Chappelle lost how much Chappelle
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: lost over I don't think. I don't think he's in.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: He came back. Yeah, the baby, Yeah, but but the
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: baby was the baby was a different time.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: It was.
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: It was it was a very Chapelle to the baby.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just to say the cand relations.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: I say the but like, so, what does that mean
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: we stopped working with jay Z's music? No, I don't
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: think anybody who ever that crazy?
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: What do you think? What do you think? You what
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: I think about jay Z? Like like like yeah, like
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: the jay Z beyones being on that ship. I mean
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: probably you had to understand too. But they were the
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: biggest of the big the first one. They're the biggest
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: of the big the biggest of the It's in both lanes,
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: in both lanes of their pop rap business. How they
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: woke out. You see the video of jay Z when
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: he was nervous, when his car wasn't ready. The reporters
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: were out.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: They were like, hey, you can tell it was like.
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: Ready to get out of this. Why is all of
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: them throwing this up at the concert. That's the rock nation,
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: that's their that's their logo Rockefellers. The Rockefeller side Rockefeller
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: is named after Hoopa the Rockefellers. No, the rock Nation.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that gets the that part from ho.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: To the ov I used to move snow fakes by
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: the OZI that's the one I used to suck with,
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: not this one. That's that's whatever.
- 1:26:04Speaker 11: Because he came out and was like about ice and
- 1:26:06Speaker 11: like you know, he's like retired of these elites.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: All of a sudden, his girlfriend dropped with all this ship.
- 1:26:14Speaker 5: Do you guys believe in like cloning, because you guys say,
- 1:26:17Speaker 5: like it's either death or that. So what what if
- 1:26:20Speaker 5: they killed him and then they cloned him?
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: I don't know, but they better never give me a
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: cloning machine, like once I grabbed there's more.
- 1:26:28Speaker 2: Than one Jakarta. The world is ending. No, that's why
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: I know. There's two foods that don't shower. It is crazy.
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: There's only one Jakarta.
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: They kill this Jakarta and they clone him, but it's
- 1:26:37Speaker 3: a whole different image.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: I'm gonna just shut the funk up. Literally, I did.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: I don't think there's club. You would have said nothing
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: back to him, though, right, No, no, no, he would
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: have said that back to.
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: You, okay, are we okay? Was in that episode?
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: Was there a theory about the Scientology ship in the show? Yeah?
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: I don't think.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: I don't think you mentioned them. Do people know that
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: ship is a I've been I've been in the Scientology.
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: Why the funk were you in thereuse?
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: One time I was walking right and I was all
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: my Indonesia cousins and I'm faded. I feel like all
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: the guys come inside. I was like, fuck your bet,
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: how are you in there? For?
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: I was?
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: I was about sixteen. No, No, if they put us
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: into a private theater and watching a movie about dianetics,
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: that's something that whatever. I took a picture of flash
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: as I'm as I'm in there, I took a flash.
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: The whole ship shot off, the life turned on, and
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: then we all had to leave Jakarta.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: You're looking at it.
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: Make it disappear. They would have been able to why
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: because there was bah if they take me the Indonesia
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: Community's trip and Bro, that is true.
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie if Jakarta, if Jakarta would have
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: bet criving.
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: For missing, it's over.
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: Bro.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: If I go missing, this over, bro like real ship.
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: But we want them back. What if they just over
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: the sky? Put your jacardi?
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: You are a young prison the Indonesian community, Huh, I
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: talk about that's crazy.
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: You're not a disgrace to the to the Muslim community. No, no,
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: I don't like that. But I don't like the designative
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: that what it should be. The way I joke around
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: is not you know, I don't want people to associate
- 1:28:19Speaker 2: me with that. I shouldn't be a representative representation of
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: them people? But who are they? Help me? Theyre not
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: a lie? Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I'm personally saying I
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: don't want to be a representation of them. Don't with that,
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: you know, even though I am you know, though I'm
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: a Muslim, even though I am is they're like a
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: sign for the Muslim community. Yeah, but I don't no, no, Yeah,
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: there's a decrescent in the in the star. I appreciate
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: this one. I feel like this one.
- 1:28:44Speaker 5: This one should be hung up in like different households.
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: If you guys want to get prints of it, hit
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: me up directly on Instagram.
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: Have them for sale. I'll put it up right here.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: That's so fucked, I'll have them for sale. What do
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: you guys? Want and shout out Chunks tapping with me, please,
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: I've been trying to find you. Chunk. Is when we
- 1:29:03Speaker 2: see we're gonna beat the ship on you. I hope
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: you know that. Bro. I'm gonna try to shake your
- 1:29:07Speaker 2: hand and then I'm gonna fuck you up. Bro, That'm
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: just gonna whoop your ass. Barleywood Mortar comeback. Nah.
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: That that is crazy though. Yeah, that's that overall, that
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: that whole ship is scary for and and the fact that, yeah,
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: you know what, being American right now, it's damn You're embarrassing.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: That's just so fucking embarrassing.
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: Bro. Like I wonder, like because we're here right and
- 1:29:33Speaker 1: like we go to Mexico and like, but I wonder,
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: like the whole rest of the world are they, like,
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: are fucking idiots.
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: The every time I say I'm American is when I'm
- 1:29:42Speaker 2: in Indonesia. That's the only time I ever said I
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: was American over here Basketbaya, Indonesia, you know, unless the
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: other Indonesians.
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: Are talking to me that way from there. Yeah, you know,
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: you American, you know, but I went over there, You'm American.
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: But bro Ice is over here doing insanity and foods
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: are foods are okay with? Like, well they're dropping every
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: type of food. Well it's like you can't really say nothing, bro,
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: because damn they're dropping foods.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: Bro, what do you mean?
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: People left and right? Yeah, they come people lefting right by, Like, Bro,
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: you know what it's crazy about a lot of Mexican
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: Americans that are joining us? Is that so weird? There's
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: always been there's always been an issue on like you
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: got to understand.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: Food like like like and when people say that saying
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: I know it's like like like cliche, but like when
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: they say a Mexican's biggest haters than other Mexican people
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: really mean that ship like that's a real thing.
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: You passed through the border of t J.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: It's mostly foods that are Mexican American and you know
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: what food that shit holds on generations? But like that's
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: a real thingkful word you see, Like I I know
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: somebody that their mom, their dad, their grandma thought they were.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Better and they think that way they they're higher elite.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: Like illegally way better than ware, better than you fus
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: And you know what food that ship might step from.
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: It could be more money, it could be like like
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: I had an on that her biggest brag was.
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: My cousin going to college, and it wasn't like a
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: brag like I'm proud of her because you could be
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: proud of.
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: Something that's beautiful. I think, I think, I think that's
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: I think that's the American dream.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: When when I when I think about like when I
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: mean I did then interview with my mom, which people
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: were like, damn, I never knew this, Like my mom
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: came here for the American dream and that and not
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: necessarily mean like, oh, you have to.
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: Go to school, but that is the first thing you
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: come here for free for any for any immigrant comp
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: America's right, like people that wanted to be doctors, or
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: when you came to my house and my lo what
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: my mom said, all I want him to go do
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: is to go to school. Yeah, Like, and that's you said,
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: he's gonna be famous. That's that's the American dream.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: And you hear family like food you mean like this
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: and cousins or like cousins that you don't have a
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: full day, that would be like the way of shitting
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: like that would be like let's say there's a there's
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: a brand, they're and a sister and they have kids
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: the way a sister and brother would shuting each other
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: would be like how successful their kids are, Like that's
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: and that's un fortunately, that's fucking I mean, that's sad, bro.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: How bad Like.
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: Even being like a tolo bro, you would look you'll
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: be looked down upon. Like I don't think my mom
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: was ever judged out loud, but I think maybe behind
- 1:32:20Speaker 1: the scenes, maybe there was definitely behind a lot, probably
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: a lot maybe from like neighbors and ship like that,
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: and probably not.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: Even her friends. Definitely, Well, you know what fool people
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: judge behind the scenes all the time. You know, it's
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: crazy for my mom has a friend that.
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: I'll hear her like say little comments about you, not
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: maybe not now, well not now because I do what
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: I do, and of course not now, but.
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: Before and my mom is just such a calm lady
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: that should be.
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: I don't care like my mom, And that's why I
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: think I don't give a fuck like me and my sisters,
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: we I don't give a fuck what nobody thinks of
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: me because I know me, because she's like that, the
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: sweetest lady world. I won don't go tattoos, none of this, bro,
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: she's like the sweetest lady in the world. Bro. Like
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: my mom does fund raising when people don't even ask her,
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: Like my mom just hit up everybody and be like,
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: we only twenty dollars.
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: For this lady's neighbor.
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: Who the fuck is the lady? Who's the lady first
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: of all? And who the fuck is her neighbor?
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: But my mom just wants to collect money to help,
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: Like this is the type of ladies use.
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: And I'll see so much of the character, bro, And
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: then like now that I'm doing what I'm doing, I'll
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: see that one that certain friend come around and I'll.
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: Be like, was it you speaking bitch?
- 1:33:28Speaker 3: Like nah, because my.
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: Mom's an adult and she could choose her friends. But
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: it is a sad It is like not sad, but
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: I'd be like, damn, there's fake at every level, you know.
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: You know What's so crazy though, when my aunts might
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: like like Okay, I have aunts from like the mosque
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: and stuff, but then I have on set or like
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: my mom's like like homegirls like her best friend. Yeah,
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: like the ones that come to the crismash, Yeah, bro,
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: they be coming to They're like, Mom, I'm so fucking
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: prout of you. Like, but then like this is before
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: the part. They were just like, am I going to
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: make it so much music? They'll always be hyping me
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: up always, always, always, but no, but they were supporting
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: me throughout everything. Even my mom would be mad at me.
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: She's like, he comes home at four y and they
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: would be at the credit.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Like, so what he's working, And I'll be like, but yeah,
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but there but there are other aunts
- 1:34:10Speaker 1: that you know specifically you know hate and and I
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: just hope that when I'm growing, I'm I don't know
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: if I want to be like that. No, I always
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: want to be at that school because right now I'm
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: a d one hater. D one, you're hater right now.
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: I don't think you're a Milicien hater though, what are
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: you a hater? Type? Only between my friends don't what
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: the fuck like me and you? We're gonna talk about
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: other people. That's not true that I don't listen due
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: one time we went to Malts Rest in Peace. I
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: wanted to go visit broke Me, you and P and
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: we just talked shit for seven hours about about fake ship,
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: about fake shit.
- 1:34:42Speaker 1: No. I wasn't just I wasn't okay you have to
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: correct that though we weren't talking about people's success, we're
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: talking about people.
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: About people there, they're people, they're fake action ship, yeah
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: for sure.
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, no, no, you say when you say,
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: it's not like you're you're hating on somebody's success, like
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: even even that's her for food like or you were
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: there when somebody was hating me and I was like
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: I wasn't even there, but it was so weird, so
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: I had to cut him off, like I was like, damn,
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: Like I'm like, I try to help. I'm like and
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: if you didn't know, but it's okay, But it's okay,
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: it's okay. You know.
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: That's why I don't try to you don't try to
- 1:35:17Speaker 2: help foods, you know what I mean. But I can't
- 1:35:19Speaker 2: help nobody if I'm not established as myself too. Yeah.
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: Like now Wood, I'm just facing both of our times
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: like I'm not established, you know, and I'm trying to
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: help and I'm trying to give my hand out, but
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: you're not, like you know what I'm saying. It's like,
- 1:35:30Speaker 2: first I got I think at first, I got to
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: do my ship, and then I can help people out.
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: There was definitely a time food where you look me first,
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: where I felt like you were taking advantage of me
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: and not in a thousand percent. And I used to
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: be really like I know I would get at you
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: on the phone, but I used to be like really magic.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: One time you got out of me in front of
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: my older brother and I started crying and this food
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: looked at me. He goes, foods your fault and I
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: looked at the looked at him and I try to
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: literally try to fight that. I was like, you don't
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: even know this food. He was like.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: I was listening to the whole call You're fucking wrong,
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: and I'm like, fuck you food. He said, fuck you then, bro,
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: if you don't want to listen, and I was like
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: I left there was there was definitely a time where
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: I'll be like dog like I was taking advantage like nobody,
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: but you know you weren't taking advantage.
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: I don't think you were doing maliciously, but like like
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: I was there for the turn up. How would he
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: say this right?
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: Like compel way like compet like that's the way like
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: like coping FORO get it like get get your like
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: like yeah, like I remember, like I remember like like
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: there was even like not so long ago, Bro, there
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: was a point where I was like, damn, my funny,
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: I swore to God, Bro, I can.
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: Tell you right now, fucking you know, I think if
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: you weren't fat, none of the ship would have cracked
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: for you. Okay, if you were like, is this you
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: being a hater?
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: No?
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: Your friend or friend? Okay, No, of course I'm being
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: a hater. H What else he do, missic is that
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: was probably one of the best lines anyone could ever
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: But now, if we really break that down, he was
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: he was laughing about women hitting man. Domestic violence is
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: never funny in any family. And if you do need help,
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: is that too far? Here's the hot line? Are you ready?
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: I don't think you would be funny if you'd have
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: that stupid ass fucking face and I didn't put you
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: on bitch, and if I didn't make you and that
- 1:37:18Speaker 1: stupid ass face, that dumb ugly lips, you can't dressy,
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: fucking smell, talk about all your flows. I don't think
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: you would be funny if people just saw you. You
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: came out here, told jokes, Nobody would think you're funny,
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: but they feel bad for you. They feel so bad
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: for you because you're poor. You sleep with your brothers
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: in one bed, share one blanket. You have at I
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: let you get it off.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: Let me get off you, Let me get it off. Bitch.
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: You're fucking you're Muslim, but you're not even really Muslim.
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: You break every shing. They shut the fuck up.
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: You break every single law in the fucking world and
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: the Muslim religion. You eat pork on the cut in
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: the bathroom. You you take pepperoni pieces in your pocket
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: and you go to your bathroom and you need it
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: protect your showery.
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: I've seen, I've seen you go to the plug on
- 1:38:02Speaker 2: a Friday morning, go to Friday prayer and then leaving
- 1:38:05Speaker 2: me and let me, let me get out.
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: Let me stupid. Don't be stupid, but stupid. You're literally
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: picking and choosing. No, you're I'm literally picking and choosing.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: But you literally said you were gonna get on him.
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: Then you start getting on me. That's because I wasn't done.
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on him after No, No, don't tuk
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: this gray baby ass. Don't don't do that.
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: But don't do that. Come on, yeah, come on, I
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: give you, I give you a chance. I give you
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: a chance at this podcasting ship. And I'm gonna stop.
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: I've seen you wake up at Shut the fuck up.
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: See you wake up at ten am, go get a
- 1:38:41Speaker 1: happy ending, go shower at eleven at eleven am, and
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: then go to Friday prayer.
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: That's cat because I didn't shower. Come on, yeah, you
- 1:38:50Speaker 2: know you're a liar with far don't lie, fool and
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: I never before Friday. I'd rather I was joking, but literally,
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: when I do bullshot yeah, to get on better, I
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: can't fool. He's like my little brother. I have a
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: sound spot for under that when I mean when I can't,
- 1:39:07Speaker 2: I can't. Literally, when I made a speech on that,
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: that's and ship. And I was just told. I was like, man,
- 1:39:11Speaker 2: thank you so much, but I wouldn't be nowhere without you.
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: I capped, because I would be pretty far without you,
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: just with another camera. Man, we had it without I
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: wasn't helping you with your music? How far did that go? Wait? Wait?
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: What the fucking you shiitting on me? Because his worth
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: ethic wasn't there?
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so fucking JACARDA would have to be one
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: of the most laziest, ungrateful piece of ships ever really word.
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: Because seriously, now I'm not drunking no more, because now
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: I feel like we're getting personal. If you got if
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: you really do want to get personal, I don't care
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: with it too. I'm doing to get personal. Do you
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: think if we were to get personal, who do you
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: think would win? Yeah? Probably? Okay?
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: Can we.
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: How did I say? I'll say one person update? But
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: because that was because I'll really realistically, I'll stop talking
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: to you. I won't go to the show. It's thirty,
- 1:40:04Speaker 2: so thought out, you get paid, so we're spending that, yeah,
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: fifty fifty Yeah, down the middle. So then mom, we
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: get paid. We gotta get Marty his finders seen. And
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: what the fuck did he do? What did Marty do?
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: I'm asking, okay, exactly, ask correctly, Well, what did Marty do?
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: Booked it?
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: God is the deal?
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: He deserves it? Then he deserves it. That's all I asked.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: I wasn't being negative. I just asked, no, but what
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: the fuck did Marty do? That doesn't sound negative. Marty
- 1:40:28Speaker 2: does everything already. So I'm sorry, Marty. I didn't mean
- 1:40:31Speaker 2: to disrespect you. I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, Ma, I
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: didn't mean to disrespect Marty. That was a little joke.
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: That was a small one that what do you go
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: behind the show? Like who do you think? Like like like,
- 1:40:44Speaker 2: what do you think is gonna happen? Like what do
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: you even have the masseuse there? We could have some
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: I'm down. You know what on Thursday night food? Why
- 1:40:52Speaker 2: don't we Oh never mind, never mind?
- 1:40:54Speaker 1: Okay, So we have show and then we got to
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: pay out on the ask because he's recording it. We
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: gotta pay him, we gotta pay security, and then we
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: gotta and then we gotta pay our host Marty, and then.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: We split it fifty to fifty. Okay, so like that.
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: Okay, so they shut the fuck up something, but bring
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: you to get double the bag. I pay you on
- 1:41:15Speaker 1: the twenty first.
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get your show back and you get paid.
- 1:41:20Speaker 2: Actually it's not that cool. My dad feed the homeless.
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: Let's go feed the home. They could go eat a dick.
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, just save the brand.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: We gonna prenounce some dudes. Yeah, I'm super down. I'm
- 1:41:31Speaker 2: super down. Are you picky when it comes like when
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: you go to your spot? Do you hell? I'm trying
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: to about dick sucks. I'm not fucking up, dude.
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: Oh you don't even funck.
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: Look I don't even fuck regular bitches. The only fun
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: girls that I'm really in love with are like, are
- 1:41:42Speaker 2: really date you know what?
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: You know when you were up to taking the pis,
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: I think we thought about a theory and we think
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: you fuck the fat bitches that you leak up with.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: You just don't want to tell us because then we're
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: gonna make fun of you.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Don't put that on the damn hemmies. But I'm not
- 1:41:56Speaker 2: lying dead hemmies, So you can say what you want.
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: I don't. It's okay. I just don't be giving out,
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: you know, and well it's not even enough to go around.
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: So like you know what, they'd be like big feet,
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: big dick. I don't know who made that ship up
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: because that food was fucking lying. I'm size fourteen this bitch,
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: and even size fourteen. This ship is infant.
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: So questions question? Oh yeah, to ask some questions.
- 1:42:24Speaker 5: So first one, I think this one has the most likes.
- 1:42:27Speaker 5: It says who has the bigger fupa Duno or Jakarta?
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: You know what, we can measure it on stage on Thursday. No,
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: are you done? No? Okay, I'm more like this. Jakarta
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: is more like this. Yeh yeah, that's what.
- 1:42:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so maybe Jakarta part of me. I way
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: more though, Yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah, but my cousin
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: told me, he said, I'm built in correctly you are.
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: You're like big thigh, You're like you're honestly for your
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: but like a stallion, like maybe, yeah, I can't believe
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: Meg had no.
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: Lying as.
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: That freak.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: Say together, free one two three, free tourt So that bitch,
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: that's a that's what you be time. That's fine, you
- 1:43:16Speaker 2: ruin his career.
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: This motherfucker's gonna never be able to come back to
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: America because you're lying ass bitch, and people got you're
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: such a pussy bitch.
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: Don't be popping it, bitch. And then and then they're
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: you know, for this, for this work, I'm going to
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: sing my favorite Toory long song song.
- 1:43:29Speaker 1: You and me will always be tie family every single
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: day and night, even when it's start.
- 1:43:35Speaker 2: You know what's gonna be that's not not that's a
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: raven on, it's probably family. Family, and any other questions.
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: What are your top five gas station snacks?
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: Oh, that's good, easy right here, Cheetos, Grandma cookies or
- 1:44:00Speaker 2: and M's and beef jerky. The probably hot fries. I
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: go for any that's good. That's good news, that's really there,
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: because I'm big on that checks mix. I love checks mix.
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: That's just a me thing. Slurpee, maybe you can slurp
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: these and probably like if it's ice s cream, I
- 1:44:19Speaker 2: go DIBs. Okay, Oh yeah, that's good.
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: That's good.
- 1:44:22Speaker 2: That's it. That's only wins.
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:44:25Speaker 5: There's a guy somebody made a comment that says I
- 1:44:27Speaker 5: had an intense dream of me oiling up Jakarta.
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: And but you didn't have to say hold on, hold
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: up giving him a hot steamium massage. When can I
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: meet him?
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: I'm thirty at bro.
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: No, bro, because if you come up to me, I
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: swear to you I'm a fucking kicking in the mouth.
- 1:44:46Speaker 2: But we're not kicking it.
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:44:48Speaker 2: There's a better one. I'll end it with that one. Okay,
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: there's another one right here.
- 1:44:52Speaker 3: Can you make Jakarta and do No touch their elbows together?
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: What does I mean like this? I don't think I can,
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: bro No, because they want to see your tists for good.
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: Here you do it, you do almost No, I can't
- 1:45:13Speaker 2: do it.
- 1:45:14Speaker 1: I'm okay, maybe because I'm I'm stated oh no, But
- 1:45:18Speaker 1: ifing like that, I could do it too. No, yeah,
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: all right, not doing it like perk up here to
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: touch this. All right, guys, I was there. Oh yeah,
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: you have one more.
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: It's a girl, she said. I told Jakarta, I'll drive
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: him around. No wait, did she just become a girl?
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: No picture, It's good, all right, guys. That was episode
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: sixteen of Phineas. For podcast Beauford's Revenge. Next week, we're
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: gonna have doctor Dufinn Schmertz. I love you guys. You
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: guys have a good one. Shout out.
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: Tell them that we're gonna give you a double podcast
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: because we're gonna drop the live one.
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: If anything, we trying to drop the live one on Sunday.
- 1:46:02Speaker 2: Can we out of this this Monday? No Sunday, shut money,
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: So you'll get double D tomorrow. This will go tomorrow,
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: So they'll get a double watmy for next week.
- 1:46:12Speaker 5: They'll get a Sunday Monday, maybe Tuesday, depending how fast
- 1:46:15Speaker 5: we get the audio. Yeah, and then the one we
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: record on the weekend or Monday, they'll get it on Thursday.
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- 1:46:28Speaker 1: we talked about this, uh the the twenty one and
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: Drake uh album was that album they made say less
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- 1:46:40Speaker 1: that ship. That's fire.
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: Our podcast is also live on Spotify Album Music.
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- 1:47:02Speaker 1: a really good meeting with Patreon.
- 1:47:03Speaker 2: They love what we're doing. Why do you not tell
- 1:47:05Speaker 2: me none of this because I'm because don't I split everything.
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: I'm very open with you about it.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: No, you can't told me none of this.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: No, but when when you when we get paid, you
- 1:47:12Speaker 1: get paid? Yeah, like I was signed, do the right business. Wow.
- 1:47:15Speaker 2: Okay, but don't don't try to kid me right now.
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: I'm not trying to kid you. I'm just saying I
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: got a kid one. Whenever I have these meetings, you're
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: at work and you trust me, right, Okay?
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- 1:47:51Speaker 2: It just depends on when that feel mixed. The cover
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- 1:47:56Speaker 1: Three point five freesty three five in it would out
- 1:47:59Speaker 1: which she's fuck is but little bit you with ho
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: you ain't misunderstood.
- 1:48:03Speaker 2: That's the fact. That's a fact. Some bitches be like
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: I'm a hope because the stars are aligned, bitch or
- 1:48:07Speaker 2: just the hole. That's it.
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: It's just okay, get to get and then thank you
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: so much for sending out. Our show This Thursday is
- 1:48:12Speaker 1: going to be dubble. It's the first she's in Jakarta life,
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: So shout out to all their cities that top. Then
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: we might be going to a sitting near you, so
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: make sure you're ready for that. Chicago and my tour
- 1:48:24Speaker 1: is officially on sale right now. I will be in
- 1:48:27Speaker 1: Coachella Valley. I will be in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I
- 1:48:31Speaker 1: will be in Houston, McCallan, San Antonio. You're gonna be Soccermano,
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: San Francisco, Portland, Uh you g everywhere, Seattle, Indonesia, Jakarta, Bali,
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- 1:48:52Speaker 2: I'll be in Bandu and then you.
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: See little kids shitting outside of make sure you kick
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: that little fucking nasty fuck bam. I'm We're also gonna
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: be New Mexico, Chella Valley. Oh July thirteen, I will
- 1:49:05Speaker 1: be open. I will be hosting for Felipasparza at the
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: very legendary Greek Theater.
- 1:49:10Speaker 2: Motherfucker's Yes. Shout out my big bro.
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: Yeah man, so much dope shit.
- 1:49:16Speaker 2: Shout out to card We've been kidding it, they say.
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: The first success to a podcast naked a ten episode
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: where had sixteen effortlessly and the support of you guys
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: has been amazing. So we're definitely gonna do a big
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: giveaway in episode twenty. I want to give away one
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: thousand dollars to one of you guys that always comments
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: on us, Jakarta, Jakarta.
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: It doesn't come from your end. No, I don't give
- 1:49:34Speaker 2: a fuck.
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: JAKARTI we can Jakarta. I want to give away that
- 1:49:37Speaker 1: they're supporting us, not to the Chungus food and not
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: to the foods, not to the foods that fucking make
- 1:49:42Speaker 1: our Ai shit. Like if you we're gonna give it
- 1:49:44Speaker 1: to somebody, we got to screen their whole shit and
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: make sure an they don't even follow those accounts, they
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: don't even repost on them, because once we see any
- 1:49:50Speaker 1: of you repost that shit, we're not giving you one thousand.
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna send a letter,
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: a letter from the bank, and we're gonna shue you
- 1:49:57Speaker 2: for a thousand dollars. Well yeah, wait we will.
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: We will on our twentieth episode, we will be giving
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: away a thousand dollars to one of you guys for
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: you guys supporting always showed love.
- 1:50:08Speaker 2: It's been a great success. We also recording a vlog
- 1:50:11Speaker 2: which you goes he goes right to card was right.
- 1:50:14Speaker 1: It's funny. So we're gonna would you get a little more,
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: a little more content that we're gonna put together or
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: we're gonna play basketball against him, and I gotta beat
- 1:50:21Speaker 1: five on your bucks because you're trying to put me
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: in the in the mixed.
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: How is it we lose?
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: I lose the five ondred books, So we got done out.
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: We're not gonna lose it, and we're not gonna lose.
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: And then yeah, I shoutout, poking and shout out to.
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- 1:50:48Speaker 1: shout out the bad holes. I'll sitting behind us, all right, guys,
- 1:50:51Speaker 1: you guys have a go one Wow