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Jingles All The Way: Mein Kampf Copyright Expires & Carrie Fisher Tribute · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy I'm sorry I couldn't be here last
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  week but you guys did a great job without me I enjoyed listening back to
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  last week's podcast thank you I especially enjoyed how you spoke for
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  about half an hour on how much you miss Carrie and then did a bit about how you
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  don't understand it when people get upset when celebrities die that was uh
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  nice there it was good I think w we talking about the people making posts
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  about 2016 how it's killing everyone well you said that too you said that too
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  that's I wasn't happy with that I guess my point was that yeah sure like I'd
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  like to acknowledge their uh contributions to my life but I'm not
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  like you know I'm not like [ __ ] devastated or anything like that so yeah
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  I feel like you're not going to start cutting and I'm glad that actually a
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  bunch of places have pointed this out that like 2016 was actually a pretty
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  good year overall with there's a [ __ ] Abola vaccine a bunch of other stuff but
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  Carrie Fisher did die so I guess it's the worst year ever yeah yeah 2016 did
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  nothing they just died on random dates anyone die in 2017 yet have we started the we
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  2017 memes yet I think it's just everyone's cynical and just likes to
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  complain forget who it was there was a close call the other day I
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  think um all right celebrity deaths
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  2016 2017 2017 in the past man I like
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  the past 2017 no not
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  20,000 I'm having a hard time typing still you're drunk aren't you
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  leg no I am not I'm only on my what fourth or fifth drink today okay I
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  thought that's going to bring up are you not supposed to drink that
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  many I'll say I'm just going to ask this once and then we can never speak about
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  this again if you want but are you not supposed to be doing that I meant to
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  have one a day yes you meant to have or you can only have two are very different
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  I've been told I've got to have one a
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  day right I'm allowed to have one a day uhhuh but this was told to you by a
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  doctor who couldn't tell if you're was broken or not look he's just avoiding the
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  question everything's fine oh dear all right I don't go for my tests on my
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  liver or kidney for like four months or something that's plenty of time it's
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  about passing the test not about living as long as I pass the test I'll
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  survive Luke I'm going to link in the show notes to a film you starred in
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  about somebody who drank so much that their kidneys were [ __ ] and had to
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  steal somebody else hint you play that other person so I'm just going to I'm
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  just going to subtly push that in your direction as a I forgot about that yeah
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  where I played Luke ladies and gentlemen tonight the
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  role of Luke alerson will be played by mattam how does it feel to be Luke's
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  understudy boozy speaking of the past which you
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  were before which I was in the past
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  five years ago uh we started this [ __ ] and this is well I
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  think it's it's either is or is a few
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  either side of episode 200 because we actually wasn't there a lost episode and
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  there's been like some other weird [ __ ] in the past that's true but for all
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  intents and purposes let's call this our Bicentennial episode episode 200 and to
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  celebrate the occasion I made a little jingle and obviously you'll notice I've
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  brought the jingles back cuz I've got that sorted out now so hopefully this is going to
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  work 5 years ago a podcast was
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  born seriously this [ __ ] has been going on for 5 years what the
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  [ __ ] this is episode 200 [Music]
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  [Applause]
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  oh that was epic we made it but you're
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  right though five years yeah yeah I told some it came up the other night I was
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  out and someone said how long you been doing it for and I was like [ __ ] five
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  years yeah doesn't feel like five years it doesn't no but you know why it
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  doesn't until you think how long ago it
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  was that it was 2012 you know life was pretty different back
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  then yeah um we were all in Australia for one that's true yeah that's very
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  true there were four of us yeah M we were actually located in the same place
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  when we did the episodes and they sounded worse oh that was so bad yeah
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  and and for new listeners you can't even get those old episodes anymore and
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  people don't want them you don't want that's right people say how do I get the
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  early ones you don't want them like you don't want to listen to them and also
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  even if you did I mean they're practically inaudible in fact it's a
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  shame because some of them that are very good like uh I think there was the the
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  extended discussion of The Dark Knight yeah uh which I think was very good but
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  the sound quality on it was just just so bad that I wouldn't subject anyone to it
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  yeah I mean look I I think at one stage maybe we should go back and remaster Deo
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  bar picnic too because you know there was some some really good stuff that
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  came out of that yeah well I've got uh I've brought back some segments for
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  today to celebrate uh so we're going to we're going to revisit some old segments
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  that's great um and also I I went through and I've I've put all the
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  jingles back in here I was actually I had to go and get them all and put them
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  back in here uh cuz I I got a new laptop they all moved out of home well I got a
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  new laptop and then it just didn't have any of that stuff set up uh and so I was
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  going through and I mean [ __ ] some weird jingles in here and um I know I'd
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  like to bring the jingles back but I I think they should probably be a little
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  more General um some of them are quite specific well we had to tailor dick news
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  to various specific dick incidents for starters yeah that's right like I mean
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  for example this jingle I don't think we'll ever use again so I might as well
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  just play it now so we've at least gotten two uses out of it mhm I will
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  remember your passwords for you Indian password manager.com see I'm not sure
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  when we would use that again that's the uh Indian password manager.com jingle
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  yeah I don't even remember using that I can't remember what that was for that
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  was going to be my next question all right no idea no idea uh what else are
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  we got here um do you remember this what do you want to
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  know that was Dan's Billy Corgan impression yeah not bad not bad what was
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  it for uh I actually I do remember that one I think it was that one when Billy
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  Corgan went on that rant about how he's never made a three star
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  album yeah yeah we don't get a lot of
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  Billy Corgan news these days do we no no
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  no probably better uh is this [Music]
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  one [ __ ] dophins now I don't remember what that
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  was for but I dare say they may come up again so don't don't don't put that too
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  far away all right all right yeah I mean someone had sex with a dolphin I'm
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  assuming but I remember talking about there was that study where I were trying
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  to communicate with dolphins oh no I see I think this uh this is more recent than
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  that yeah that goes more specific than just studying Dolphins though right what
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  what it's very clear very clear what it is but remember that they started to
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  give them hand jobs hey wait a minute I don't know a whole lot about
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  dolphins on me don't dolphins have internal genitals oh man I don't want to
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  know how you have to what kind of you know what I'm not a marine biologist
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  what has to happen before you give a dolphin a hand job well they thought
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  that the Dolphins were starting to communicate so it just turned out though
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  the Dolphins just liked hand jobs the Dolphins is trying to communicate saying
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  oi oi check me off check me off I mean if I'm trying to communicate with anyone
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  it's usually to try to get a hand job I mean that's why I started doing this
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  podcast in the hope that someone out there would listen to it and uh agree to
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  give me a hand job do we have a jingle for that do we have Dan wants a hand job
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  jingle you know what we all want a hand job I'm gonna have to make one but
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  I'll thank you Matt we all want and J
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  please uh and also obviously I found this and I just wanted to play it again
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  because I know that it was quite popular at the time uh even though some people
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  thought that the podcast had broken uh but yeah there's a
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  [Laughter]
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  [Music] reason
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  [Music]
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  [Music]
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  there's a reason behind it oh man that so great don't forget you can pick that
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  up on IU be your new ring toe that's true that's up there with bod
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  mcboat face I quite like I I probably like that one even more because that's
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  just a little bit more abstract as well and also it goes [ __ ] epic towards
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  the end you mean this remember Bo
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  MB boy MB boat
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  Facey M boat
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  Facey M boat face
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  God boy Bo boat face
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  speaking of this speaking of
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  [Music]
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  this let's try that one more time boy mcboat face I kind of hope it
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  sinks boy MC boat face I kind of hope it
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  sinks Bo boat boy MB bo boy boy bo bo
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  boy boat face I kind of hope it sinks Matt listen to those two back to
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  back I mean uh you've got a style there buddy I mean I can hear you know there's
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  a string inlude in both of those and that's true when it comes to work though
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  no no editing necessary nope don't need it first take every
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  turn speaking of lyrics to things and things with weird lyrics right yes I was
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  in a taxi on the way home this evening to do this very podcast right and the
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  cab driver had on one of those old timey kind of easy listening stations right
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  yep and they had a song on that I I'd heard before but I didn't know who it
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  was I had to come home and and Google the lyrics turns out it's the Backstreet
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  Boys right and the song's called As Long As You Love Me Right are you guys aware
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  of the song no I'm aware of it yeah yeah okay it it struck me that the lyrics are
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  a bit odd right the lyrics in the chorus are I don't care who you are where
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  you're from what you did as long as you love me and I'm just thinking to myself
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  that is a guy with incredibly low expectations it was written by Liam niss
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  [ __ ] I I don't care who you are right
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  I will find you and I will love you yeah I mean where you're from sure it doesn't
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  matter where you're from or what you did what the [ __ ] is that implying this is
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  saying that you be you could be an
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  excon psychopath murderer with Leprosy but if you have feelings for me you'll
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  do this is my boyfriend Hitler you know no no judges hey Judes that's that's pop
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  music everyone actually I think that's a little bit more in depth than pop music
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  today isn't it yeah probably at
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  Christmas that song uh it's cold outside got a lot of airpl oh yeah that song
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  about rape yeah it's a little creepy yeah it's very rapy isn't it a guy
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  refusing to let a woman leave his house yeah yeah it even includes the line the
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  answer is no that's right and that's before he won't let her leave here drink
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  this that's yeah yeah that's a bit creepy no that one is very
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  rapy so what do we got uh what do we got here is there any episode 200 news you
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  want to discuss that's very specific yeah all right maybe 200 news only multiple nerdgasm
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  are doing their episode 200 today that's disappointing we should do a jingle for
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  it anyway yes episode 200 news yeah I should never have brought back the
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  jingles this is gonna no episode 200
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  news now but we've got some other segments coming up today that are going
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  to need some some Jingles some pre-existing Jing you should be quiet
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  about the jingles you're going to be doing a lot of Jingles again now yeah
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  you know I mean I don't want to I don't want to foreshadow too much but we might
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  have some George Lucas news oh we might have some Hitler news is there a Hitler news
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  jingle uh I don't think there is is there was something about you not liking
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  the Jews so I think in the in the interests of time let's just use that
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  jingle instead of creating a new one for Hitler that's actually
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  strangely uh a favorite amongst fans from what I understand is this this
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  particular jingle right
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  here
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  casually but I love everybody
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  equally except the
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  juice that was a joke I love [Music]
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  them look I can see why it's favorite and I think it's the perfect segue into
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  um talking about the fact that now that 2016 is over the copyright has
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  officially lapsed on mine Camp the book that Hitler wrote what does that mean it
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  means that now everyone has the right to copy it basically you're not allowed to
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  plagiarize it it could be printed and sold in Germany right which it wasn't
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  allowed to for a long time yeah and in fact they've come out and said actually
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  uh specifically the Jewish Community have come out and said you know what
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  print away because if anyone reads this they will see how poorly written it is
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  yeah and that's only serving to to help them yeah I mean I don't see well you
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  know I should maybe I'm I'm giving people too much credit but I mean
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  everybody knows right that it's not on
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  you know what what went down so if it's not on it's not on I'm going to be very
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  disappointed in if that is m scathing critique of World War II it's not on
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  everyone knows it's not on that's like that's like if my fourth grade teacher scolded
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  Hitler stop it stop off that is not on 20
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  papers but what no what I mean is I'm going to be very disappointed if
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  if this suddenly can be printed and and then the whole of Germany is like yeah
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  he was right you know I think it's time for a revive
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  yeah yeah fifth R well this is the book you've been able to get everywhere else
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  haven't you I mean you can get this I'm sure I've seen copies of this around
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  yeah so there were restrictions on where and when it could be printed but right
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  now the copy R has officially lapsed which means that everyone has the right
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  to make copies of this right so um we could we could publish the multiple
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  nerdgasm guide to mine Camp if we wanted to multip multiple nerdgasm presents
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  mine Camp see I've I've never we're going to start a book club now
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  yeah this week
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  myc [ __ ] hell yeah no I've never read it because I mean you don't need to
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  justify why you've never read Minecraft yeah I don't know that there's anything
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  in there of value to that you don't already agree with or no it's it's just
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  putting yourself in an echo chamber isn't it Matt preaching to the choir buddy no no
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  but I really don't think there's anything in there of value to me but
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  from a historical point of view I think it's probably interesting to like
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  historians and you know and stuff but but they've already got copies of it
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  yeah you know you're you're right yeah I don't know that this makes a huge amount
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  of difference to be honest it makes difference to us boys because it means
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  we can start making a little mool off this yeah we start pretty good off I
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  wonder how many copies are on [ __ ] Amazon now for Kindle you know what
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  there isn't out there right now you know what there's zero of Illustrated cop
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  right children's book versions S I know
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  you're listening get started yeah by the time this episode comes out I want you
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  to be 50% through and have some drafts for me to look at [ __ ] guys we joke but
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  we legally have the right to do this now whether we morally have the right or not
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  is another story yeah legal right to something is sort of like an obligation
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  so that's right that's right we'd be a moral not illustrating mind Camp so I
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  just need this to explain to me because I always get confused with copyright so
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  this 70 years is it for books you can't go any further than that uh at the
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  moment I think yes it must be 70 years after the death of the author yeah it
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  gets extended I mean if basically every
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  time copyright is supposed to end Disney pays to have it extended that's that's
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  the process but I think think Disney have done it because of specific things
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  within the Disney M um yeah like uh that
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  have allowed but I think I think with dead authors it's still pretty much
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  assumed that past 70 years from the day of their death the copyright has lapsed
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  yeah I don't they can no longer make money off of their own product anymore
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  Dan Brown might you know have that changed at some point or jking yeah no
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  one's care they're grandkids yeah well well you could say that about Disney as well or
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  [Music] Hitler do we have any other did not prepare for this episode I only brought
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  one drink with me too much [ __ ] mine Camp he needs
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  another drink yeah well if midnight if it lapses into midnight for him during
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  the podcast he's allowed his next days oh yeah that's that's right and then
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  when he wakes up he's allowed to forget that he already had it and have yeah
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  that's right in fact the trick is to drink so much that you always forget how
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  many you've had yeah yep um we actually do have some more Nazi
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  news um in the spreadsheet so do we want to get that out of the way get it out of
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  the way yeah sure welcome new listeners by the way this is we always do this
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  with the weirdest [ __ ] at the beginning of the episode like SC oh can I tell you
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  actually someone said to me the other day a listener was showing a coworker
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  the show uh and he said oh you know this is a podcast uh that I think is quite
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  funny so thanks for the thanks for the plug uh and put it on and it was an
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  earlier episode where our little quotes at the start included Dave saying and I
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  just I felt so disgusted myself for having feelings towards my daughter and
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  then and then this person this person was like no turn it
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  off and then and then he lives on and then he doesn't even know the context
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  for that cuz he's never played BioShock Infinite so he was like can you tell me
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  what about so I can explain to this person what that was but yeah no that
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  the she was not interested so um I'll try to dig it up Matt but let's insert
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  that quote here you don't understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I
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  wanted to have sex with my own daughter I think maybe we need to revamp the uh
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  the intro make it a little bit more accessible lure them in before we start
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  talking about m c oh okay fine we'll let we'll leave Nancy news to the second
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  half I think we should just continue on this time we're already there all right
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  well this time um a school in
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  Taiwan uh have uh staged a Nazi rally
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  and uh they've they've received some some Flack over this needless to say to
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  the point where the principal of the school has
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  resigned um saying uh that the event was
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  deplorable and uh he's also said this quote as Educators we should have taught
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  the students to have the right values we learned from our mistakes stes and we
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  ask that our students do too so to give you some context yeah cuz I'm looking at
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  photos and I'm like what no it's it is a
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  full scale Nazi rally with banners and
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  um and uniforms their swastikas akimbo and uh
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  basically they had the choice to Stage
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  something from history right and uh and they went with the Nazis
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  for the Christmas and Thanksgiving costume parade yeah so it had to be history
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  themed right so let me just find the quote here
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  um yeah the paper has said that some of the students opted for the Nazis for the
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  Christmas and Thanksgiving costume uh parade because they could easily convert
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  their school uniforms well that's problematic right there isn't it yeah
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  but um I'm looking for the part where it about none of the teachers went hold on
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  I don't think this is a good idea well I bet it's it's probably I mean given the
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  benefit of the doubt it's it was in Taiwan it's probably not as close to
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  them as it is to to say us being like European of of European descent kind of
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  thing like yeah I guess it's probably like if we dressed up like jenas Khan's
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  Mongolian Army one day or something you know people might be that's kind of
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  stupid but no one's going to come down on us the Mongolians aren't going to be
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  like that's offensive yeah like it's it's a it's a thing we all know about
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  because it happened you know in an area where where from and and it was a big
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  thing for the Western World I think these guys I mean obviously they're
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  aware of it but maybe they're not you know I I I'm assuming the principal in particular
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  didn't realize he was gonna have to resign that's right so he has resign but
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  also the school are now forced to hold a series of educational programs including
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  showing films about the Holocaust such as shind list and life is beautiful so
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  uh yeah CLE don't understand probably just didn't know uh no benefit of the
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  doubt benefit of class wasn't that good then putting things into
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  context yeah but I mean it's like you know you learn about your local history
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  you don't learn about you know but they did enough research to work out the SWAT
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  sticker in the uniforms and everything just watch they watched Indiana Jones in
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  the Last Crusade and uh they just copied it they've got banners with the gold um
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  Eagles I know yeah they did their
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  research yeah don't do that don't do that don't do that look I mean dress not
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  like I said it's not on you know it should be okay but it
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  isn't it's like blackface right Luke blackface is fine nothing wrong with black
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  [Music] face do we uh do we want a
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  segment yeah hell yeah we do I'm going to do uh I bring this back a little bit
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  and uh I have a feeling actually part of this we may have done before uh but
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  there but there might be some comedy in that anyway so uhhuh uhhuh let's uh
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  let's go with this this is a little segment called when my jaw hit the floor
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  when I heard what you said but I'm sure in days of your it would have made more
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  sense it seems so and I need to know the score so I really got to ask are you
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  sure that's a law are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a
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  lore we'll follow this up with my spin-off segment are you sure that's a
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  [ __ ] did she sleep with you yes what you did you pay her money I was going to
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  say what are you trying to say she's a [ __ ] you always pay one way or another
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  though so this is a segment where I I uh talk about some weird law
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  that exist around the world and we try and come up with a way to explain how
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  they came into existence because often you know there are these weird laws
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  places and when you think about it they have quite a sensible
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  explanation uh no no like I mean like for example there'll be some weird law
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  that says you know in Florida it's illegal to uh chain a crocodile to a
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  fire hydrant right and right that's true because because it's illegal to chain
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  any animal to a fire hydrant so you could replace that with Florida is the
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  only place that have a crocodile so hence the law yeah right right sorry
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  alligator it would be in Florida M alligator
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  Gators go G but uh speaking of Florida this is one that I I found that might
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  appeal to actually Jenna found it give her credit uh that might appeal to you
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  Dan oh in particular and maybe you need to be aware of this next time you come
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  to the states goodness in Florida yeah it is illegal for any premises that
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  serves alcohol to undertake or allow any promotion or form of recreational
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  activity that endangers the health
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  safety or welfare of any person with
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  dwarfism wow specifically those [Music]
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  people so let me just break that down
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  uh-huh you're not allowed to serve alcohol to someone who is getting so
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  drunk they're going to harm a dwarf that's well that's part of it but it's
• 28:12
  illegal in general for anywhere that sells alcohol yeah to to undertake so
• 28:18
  then allow to have a competition which dous life of them of
• 28:24
  dwarves right I see see or allow someone else else to do it I'm pretty sure I
• 28:29
  know where this one came from really maybe it came from maybe it came from a
• 28:34
  little segment on our show we represent the lollipop fi the
• 28:41
  lollipop mid watch I saw a great [ __ ] the other day
• 28:47
  in Denmark I saw a Danish [ __ ] you didn't endanger his life did you no it
• 28:51
  was a she and um she came into the restaurant I was at walked right past
• 28:55
  our table to another table was like hey hey hey guys how you doing they're like
• 28:59
  oh nice to see you then she went off to her own table and I was just like just
• 29:02
  staring and then H was like don't you stay exactly where you
• 29:08
  are oh so yeah that's a great law yeah I mean that's G we've uh We've reported on
• 29:14
  this show I mean we've reported in depth about uh injuries to dwarves right we
• 29:18
  don't just watch dwarves here we watch out for dwarves you know what I mean
• 29:22
  yeah and uh you know we had we had some rugby players uh a few years ago who
• 29:27
  stripped and burned two dwarves like
• 29:30
  [ __ ] man yeah yeah if you've got a dwarf like you take care of it you use it For
• 29:36
  Your Entertainment you don't burn
• 29:39
  it oh dear that's true yeah because where you going to get another one
• 29:45
  exactly if you've got you managed to get one I've got my whole life without ever
• 29:49
  managing to catch a dwarf you know but mark my words dwarves I'm out
• 29:55
  there I'm looking for you every single day day I am the Liam niss of dwarf
• 30:01
  catchers I will find you
• 30:06
  watch didn't we change that to dwarf watch at somewhere along the line we did
• 30:12
  but then it got changed back fair enough because if I recall
• 30:18
  correctly Dave got upet with us for Ping
• 30:23
  to PC yeah you know what actually there's another thing that came up the
• 30:26
  other day when I was talking uh was there there wasn't there's another
• 30:30
  aspect too and actually we haven't addressed this yet is we talked about
• 30:32
  Carrie Fisher last week and we were actually uh we were a bit more serious
• 30:37
  about it than usual because because it was just luk and I I did say at the
• 30:42
  start I had I cut it out because it was just it was just not obviously even a
• 30:46
  joke I did say that she died of AIDS and then realized that like we weren't
• 30:51
  laughing or anything I was just yeah fish died of AIDS and then we just kept
• 30:54
  talking and then when I was editing a joke anymore think we're [ __ ] idiots
• 30:59
  cuz yes not even there's no context for that being a joke although you say that
• 31:05
  but in the previous episode we did joke that she got AIDS on a plane right
• 31:11
  that's right that's what I mean but like no one knows why like you know what I
• 31:16
  mean I'm not even sure I know why that's a joke did somebody actually ever die of
• 31:20
  AIDS that we reported on I think the very first no no no I think no think
• 31:26
  anyone that has this was another thing that came up was originally it started I
• 31:30
  think when um Neil Armstrong died and you said that he died of a and Dave got
• 31:36
  so offended that we just kep saying it he was mortified that I would ever imply
• 31:42
  that his hero had AIDS and so that's how it started but then yeah it's one of
• 31:48
  those in jokes that I was editing and I was like no one's going to know what the
• 31:51
  [ __ ] we're talking about they're just going to think we're idiots cuz we
• 31:53
  didn't we didn't address it we didn't laugh we didn't do anything I just I
• 31:57
  just said Fisher died of AIDS and then we then we kept talking that's going to
• 32:01
  be one of those uh false news stories that gets picked up and run with yeah
• 32:07
  according to our multiple nerdgasm Source Kerrie Fischer actually died of
• 32:11
  AIDS that's right I'd love to get quoted on that actually we should stop going
• 32:17
  down this rat hole and um and continue with the segment yeah the laws and now
• 32:23
  and this is this is what I was going to say before I don't know if we've
• 32:25
  discussed any of these before uh I found some in Scotland that I thought were
• 32:30
  quite amusing okay and I was wondering if if you maybe you guys could help me
• 32:33
  come up with a scenario uh where this law would be required okay um in
• 32:39
  Scotland it is illegal for a boy under
• 32:41
  10 to see yeah to see a naked
• 32:49
  mannequin oh my God somebody's gotten sued and they're like are you serious we
• 32:52
  have to [ __ ] pass a law for did you it's only a boy under 10 yeah a boy
• 32:56
  under 10 I think girl specific point I like that's right his name's Sheamus and
• 33:03
  he's not allowed to look jamus you look at that again and
• 33:07
  I'm going to sue you in the court of law get your eyes
• 33:14
  away that mannequin's a is there any accent funnier than a Scottish accent I
• 33:19
  don't know if there is nothing nothing maybe Indian yeah but like it's it's
• 33:23
  more acceptable to do a Scottish accent yeah it's funny like doing an Indian ACC
• 33:27
  sounds very racist but Scottish yeah it's fine yeah they're the same race as
• 33:31
  us that's right oh there's that yeah well accent isn't race well no that's
• 33:37
  true it's location correct you could have an Indian with a Scottish accent
• 33:41
  exactly that would be funny in Scotland it is illegal to be drunk and in charge
• 33:47
  of a cow what quantifies in charge of like
• 33:53
  you're allow to be like if the cops come along and you're looking after a cow
• 33:59
  I just beat the cows taking me home he's in charge who's in charge who owns who
• 34:04
  officer thank you for giving me the opportunity to play this
• 34:09
  [Music]
• 34:12
  jingle crimes crimes so you've solved that one look aty split that was an easy
• 34:18
  one yeah but do you have to be tending to said cows like if you're a farmer
• 34:24
  right one might argue that you're constantly in charge of cows
• 34:28
  right it's cows it's fine it's only if you're in charge of one cow you're in
• 34:33
  trouble you should be a Scottish lawyer you've got a very very small farm one
• 34:39
  cow that you milk daily you're at home it's the holidays
• 34:44
  you're drinking some spiked eggnog in the comfort of your home sitting around
• 34:49
  with your cow police raid that says that cow out there yours you're like yeah am
• 34:54
  I married blow into this I'm I'm not in charge what talk to the
• 35:00
  misses but that's your answer for everything anytime the police knock on
• 35:03
  your door right yeah it's so much easier just keep quiet yeah I'm not allowed to
• 35:08
  talk to police officers not after last time not after
• 35:13
  they heard that segment where I try and get out of things on the internet that's not the
• 35:20
  breathalyzer yeah I think it means like you're not allowed to be say leading one
• 35:24
  down the street and drunk or like you know a cow that is not Luke yeah I want
• 35:30
  to know the order the you know I want expansion on that all right in my head I was
• 35:36
  imagining a guy walking up to the pub with it and like kind of tying it up to
• 35:41
  a post you know like an oldie time Western the cow's drinking out of the
• 35:47
  trough yeah yeah with the horses that's what I was imagining in my head and then
• 35:51
  I was like what are you doing idiot that didn't happen yeah no well
• 35:57
  you don't know that because obviously once again there was a reason this law
• 36:01
  was passed that's right Y and we got one more from Scotland in Scotland the law
• 36:07
  requires you to let whoever knocks at
• 36:09
  your door use the toilet wow whomever
• 36:14
  apparently this is probably superseded Now by trespassing laws but this this
• 36:19
  law is still on the books uh it's just maybe kind of you know like the the the
• 36:25
  more you know like the trespasser law would would supersede it but it does say
• 36:30
  and and for some reason this was a law well I don't know trespassing is exactly
• 36:36
  different because this is I'm coming in to use your toilet you can't say no to
• 36:40
  that trespassing is I'm I'm just coming into your property and I'm I'm here now
• 36:44
  I'm going to do what I get away with breaking in and using the toilet this
• 36:48
  says if they ask you have to say yes and therefore it's not trespassing I think
• 36:53
  what they mean by that is that you know like trespassing law says that you have
• 36:56
  the right to refuse people sure ENT to your property so I think that aspect of
• 37:00
  it but yeah you're right I don't think okay listeners we're going to do a
• 37:03
  Kickstarter for a trip to Scotland where the three of us will knock on doors and
• 37:08
  we will tally how many people led us in to use their bathroom I'd do that and
• 37:12
  what happens when we call the police or they call the police yeah why will we
• 37:16
  call the police oh cuz someone's invited us in and now they're yeah we are trying
• 37:19
  to go to the toilet I had forced my way into his
• 37:23
  house was using the toilet in accordance with the law with my
• 37:30
  cow are you drunk sir come with us busted can you be high and in charge of
• 37:35
  a cow well I don't think you can legally be high there ah yeah laws they just
• 37:41
  extend those to to the to the other drugs I think there's a law in England
• 37:47
  that a pregnant woman can use a police officer's helmet to go to the
• 37:52
  toilet you know I've I heard that and I don't yeah I you said that and I'm like
• 37:58
  yeah I'm sure I've heard that too I don't know yeah yeah that sounds like
• 38:01
  something that might be true or it sounds like something that's so good I
• 38:04
  don't want to find out for myself if it's un true let's just assume that it
• 38:08
  is true yeah now that is a fact to wrap
• 38:12
  up this segment I I've I've got this and I just last night I was like falling
• 38:19
  asleep and then realized hang on I think maybe we did this exact segment like
• 38:24
  this this exact thing I'm about to do before by don't remember uh so if you
• 38:29
  guys don't remember either let's just do it again I've got a list of laws from
• 38:34
  Singapore and I want Dan to confirm or deny that they exist yeah sure and uh
• 38:40
  and hopefully some of them I might even now know why the reasons are for having
• 38:46
  those laws that I didn't before so let's go through it okay the first one I've
• 38:49
  got here is that bungee jumping is illegal look that makes sense because I
• 38:54
  can't imagine where in Singapore you would go bung jumping right like there's
• 39:00
  no Hills there's no Cliffs we have a reverse bunge jump that's quite famous
• 39:06
  that's it doesn't say impractical it says illegal so yeah but maybe they've
• 39:11
  had to make a law for it because trying to do trying to do it off
• 39:17
  buildings yeah maybe yeah and in I think the early 2000s they did they they
• 39:24
  implemented a reverse bungee here for tour so that might have to what the
• 39:29
  masses who were pick outside bu jumpy
• 39:32
  crazy yeah all right so potentially confirmed yeah um this one I know is
• 39:38
  true uh we've discussed it before the sale of gum is prohibited chewing gum it
• 39:43
  is not only prohibited there is an immense for bringing into the country
• 39:49
  really just bringing it in yeah just bringing it in it's it's considered the
• 39:54
  same as drugs well no no they'll kill you for drugs let's say it's the same as
• 39:58
  bringing an endangered animal okay um it is also I think we've discussed this as
• 40:03
  well it's considered an offense to enter the country with cigarettes yes so you
• 40:07
  can enter the country with a packet of cigarettes that is open and with one at
• 40:12
  least one cigarette missing but if you but you are not allowed to bring a
• 40:15
  sealed packet of cigarettes into the country because there is a very high
• 40:19
  tariff on cigarettes in Singapore um not quite as high as Australia I'll point
• 40:23
  out there but for Southeast Asia is very high and so um you're considered
• 40:28
  illegally importing if you're bringing in a closed packet okay okay well that's
• 40:33
  just about the same in Australia now yeah not very cigarette friendly
• 40:36
  Australia or Singapore apparent or or sorry I should say they're very tax
• 40:42
  friendly yeah well that's true too uh and following on from that cigarettes
• 40:46
  are illegal in public places is that true yeah they absolutely are so there's
• 40:51
  basically unless you can see an ashtray you're not allowed to
• 40:55
  smoke right and there are designated spots around the place that will have an
• 40:59
  ashtray and you are exempt from the law there for some reason uh but you're not
• 41:04
  allowed to just go outside any Pub or something and light up a cigarette there
• 41:07
  are if you can't see an ashtray you can't smoke so it's even more strict
• 41:12
  than than say Sydney because yeah I don't know maybe all of Australia but
• 41:16
  they're pretty strict in Australia but yeah and the thing is in Australia you
• 41:20
  see cops around kind of keeping their eye on stuff You' never see a copy I've
• 41:23
  never seen a cop in Singapore right because all the cops are plain clothed so you don't
• 41:29
  know that's interesting I didn't know that yeah [ __ ] I'm glad you told me now
• 41:35
  yeah I get over there and I'm like [ __ ] City's my oyster chewing gum
• 41:41
  smoking cigarettes wherever you go doing a few other things on your list what's
• 41:46
  next well for example watching porn that's illegal yes it is in fact not
• 41:50
  only is it illegal it's incredibly difficult to do here H because if you uh
• 41:55
  if you try to access any pornographic website you will get a nice little
• 41:59
  government message that says I know what you're looking at and it's not on see
• 42:04
  that would be so dangerous to try and watch porn over there then because it
• 42:08
  means you can't go to like the normal sites you got to go to slightly dodgy
• 42:12
  sites and who knows what you're going to find there yeah that's right maybe well
• 42:17
  maybe some of us just start there Luke each did her own I'm not here to
• 42:21
  judge and then from there we go down to rabbit holes whatever you're into mat I
• 42:25
  think we've discussed this before as well it is considered pornographic you
• 42:28
  may not walk around your home nude yes that's correct but not for that reason
• 42:33
  okay so this one I didn't quite understand when I first moved to
• 42:36
  Singapore you are not allowed to be naked in your own home right that sounds
• 42:40
  ridiculous right but somebody did explain this to me and it makes sense if
• 42:44
  you come to Singapore you'll know that most people live in high-rise
• 42:48
  Condominiums right right and they usually blocks of condos that will have
• 42:54
  several in close proximity all facing one another so chances are your window looks out
• 43:00
  onto the window of somebody else's house right so if we were all naked in front
• 43:04
  of our Windows it would just be all one big nudie
• 43:08
  display right everyone would be happy Yeah so basically the law is close your
• 43:14
  blinds and minimize the nudity for the sake of your
• 43:18
  neighbors all right that's fair yeah uh if you are convicted of littering three
• 43:24
  times you have to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a beard that says I am a
• 43:29
  litterer I don't know about that specifically but I know there is a three
• 43:33
  strikes littering rule uh because my friend or my my colleague got um got
• 43:38
  done he's now on his second strike um twice for throwing cigarette butt on the
• 43:44
  ground so I will stand by because he is sure to do it again and I will confirm
• 43:49
  his punishment once it happens very good all right this one I mean seems like
• 43:54
  common sense to me uh it is illegal to pee in an elevator but I I don't know why you need
• 44:00
  a law for that isn't it just illegal to pee anywhere that's not a toilet um yeah
• 44:05
  because it's not there's a law for public urination but that's not
• 44:08
  considered public maybe Matt I think you need to play the [ __ ] crimes jingle here
• 44:14
  mate's trying to get around everything while the other brothers are
• 44:21
  doing yeah so I think someone just trying to get off oh of oh yeah get the
• 44:27
  charge of peeing the going it's not public and that's what I brought in
• 44:32
  specifically been very specific yeah it's like your um it's like your
• 44:36
  10-year-old boy looking at a mannequin that's not my 10-year-old boy he's not
• 44:42
  mine that's not what it says here um I can confirm it's illegal to pee in
• 44:48
  elevators and I can also confirm that many elevators are fitted with antip
• 44:53
  devices what what's an antip device look I got this described to me as something
• 44:59
  that can detect urine and that locks you in the elevator until the authorities
• 45:04
  arrive I don't believe that but uh that sounds like something they would tell
• 45:09
  you to stop you from doing it correct correct yeah yeah but then there's no
• 45:14
  way that can be true no but way elevator with
• 45:19
  you yeah I here I was just having a my morning
• 45:25
  drink I just brought pay in here that's right yeah and in a long
• 45:31
  thin stream into the corner that's like that news report we
• 45:36
  reported on uh a couple of years now ago
• 45:39
  uh about that man who allegedly threw
• 45:43
  Seaman at a woman yeah because he was pleading that he didn't ejaculate onto
• 45:49
  her it he merely threw Sean onto her that he had presumably in his pocket
• 45:54
  from earlier not guilty not a crime I was just thinking that I
• 46:00
  don't know that I would ever why would I pee in an elevator but then I remembered
• 46:04
  when luk and I were in Boston and I was really PE everywhere I forgot not forgot
• 46:09
  the factual ping on buildings I I I I remembered the next day that it was a
• 46:15
  doorway but at the time I don't know what I was just I don't know so yeah
• 46:21
  good I guess it's good that I know the law now yeah that's great good
• 46:25
  collection Singapore has and they take them all extremely seriously it's also
• 46:30
  uh failure to flush a public toilet after use will result in heavy fines
• 46:35
  that's true but that would almost never come up because most of the toilets are
• 46:39
  self flushing there you go uh oral sex is illegal unless used as
• 46:45
  foreplay yeah yeah that's true
• 46:52
  but no I have heard that I've heard that too it's like if a police r come
• 46:57
  someone's sucking you off you could just say I'm going to [ __ ] her and they have
• 47:01
  to go they've got no choice right there you go I just want to go back to the
• 47:06
  oral sex is you do that that law would be made by a
• 47:14
  female so they just got sick of their part first and they getting nothing in
• 47:19
  return who I mean episode 200 you got to Lick It Before You Stick It
• 47:24
  Jesus well it's not specific about who's doing what Luke I don't know why you're
• 47:29
  making that assumption you know who's the more upset about
• 47:32
  it yeah it's true but yes and finally homosexuals are not allowed to live in
• 47:38
  the country which yeah that's true it is an archaic law though and they they have
• 47:41
  a gay pride parade same as they do in every city and all that stuff okay it's
• 47:45
  called the pink picnic in case you're wondering but uh
• 47:50
  technically yeah they don't want gays there right so it's not
• 47:55
  enforced or it's no long Force yeah there you go okay well that's good to
• 47:59
  know AUST only got rid of thatall what 20 years ago in fact gr Sydney was just
• 48:04
  a sting operation to lure them all out into into the streets to be arrested
• 48:09
  I've told this story before I think but I'll tell it again anyway remember when
• 48:12
  I was I'm sure I've mentioned on the podcast when I was trying to find a
• 48:15
  karate place to go to near my work in Alexandria uh so I looked on Google and
• 48:21
  it came up with a a place called Ken's karate club and uh I mean I didn't what
• 48:27
  that was so I was like I'll wand over there after work and have a look and
• 48:30
  then just off hand I thought I wonder what kind of karate it is so I Googled
• 48:34
  Ken karate club and I discovered that it's actually uh from from back when it
• 48:41
  was illegal to be gay in Sydney uh and it was just a you know gay sex club and
• 48:46
  it was called Ken karate club so they could explain to the police why there
• 48:49
  were rubber mats all over the
• 48:53
  floor so Matt joined up immediately yeah
• 48:57
  how are the rubber mats Matt uh sadly it's closed oh I got a better joke to
• 49:02
  have instead of that when you say rubber mats was it body that was rubber
• 49:08
  [Music] or what do we want to go next do we want to talk about we've talked about Kerrie
• 49:14
  Fisher already do we want to talk about car Fisher a bit more yeah let's let's
• 49:19
  definitely move on to Star Wars news but can I quickly while we're talking about
• 49:22
  laws can I quickly just bring up something legal that I've been meaning
• 49:25
  to mention for the last last couple of weeks and uh I I read this article that
• 49:32
  just made me smile um and it's that
• 49:36
  Colonel Sanders oh yeah hated
• 49:39
  KFC right he hated the taste of
• 49:43
  KFC who well so he was an actual person then yeah yeah yeah col Sanders was a
• 49:49
  guy who yeah yeah in fact uh he he was a
• 49:54
  racist too so like I'm not talking about like you guys I'm talking about like some of the
• 50:01
  people we've already talked about on this podcast today yep okay Walt Disney
• 50:06
  and Hitler yeah the big three so um no Colonel Sanders was a was a real dude
• 50:11
  and he was from Kentucky but he was living in [ __ ] me Arkansas maybe but he
• 50:16
  made uh his own Kentucky Fried Chicken meaning the fried chicken that is
• 50:21
  popular where he was from so Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't from Kentucky right it's
• 50:27
  inspired um obviously changed to KFC in the ' 80s when people didn't want to eat
• 50:33
  at a restaurant with a word fried in the title anymore but uh he obviously liked
• 50:38
  it at the start and he FR own restaurants but then he sold the
• 50:44
  franchise sold it off completely and had no more control over it whatsoever and
• 50:48
  of course because they were a business they changed the recipe and modified it
• 50:52
  so that it could be a fast food restaurant until then it was more of a
• 50:54
  sit down restaurant like Kenny Rogers roaster right right so um right which I
• 51:01
  also love by the way but um so they turned it into this into the shitty fast
• 51:07
  food that it is today delicious disgusting at the same
• 51:11
  time um I haven't eat in a very long time no neither have I and I don't eat
• 51:16
  it over here either sometimes I have a little treat when I come home to
• 51:19
  Australia because it's it's a bit more better quality over there than it is in
• 51:22
  most of the rest of the world yeah same same here actually there's a lot of fast
• 51:27
  food here that I wouldn't touch even even I would have in Australia but not
• 51:31
  here yeah that's right but he uh he openly slammed them for the
• 51:37
  disgustingness of their chicken including going into stores and asking
• 51:41
  to taste it and throwing it down on the floor and screaming that that's not what
• 51:45
  it's meant to be like to the point where
• 51:49
  KFC sued him huh
• 51:53
  defamation wow and won and killed him so people must have still been listening to
• 51:59
  him back then because he was very famous he was on all the ads for yeah his face
• 52:04
  is on there he's not anymore is he or is he I think he's still his his
• 52:09
  like yeah Theo not his actual picture yeah yeah but they used he used to
• 52:14
  actually star in the ads well I'm Colonel Sanders and I you KFC but uh so
• 52:19
  I guess if you grew up with that guy always telling you how good the chicken
• 52:23
  is and then that guy started coming out going don't ever eat at KFC again you'd
• 52:26
  be like oh [ __ ] the colonel doesn't like it was he just walking in the stores
• 52:30
  couldn't you just sort of pass him off as that some crazy old guy now yeah you
• 52:34
  would have thought so probably made a bigger deal out of it and word got out
• 52:37
  about it if you had have just left it oh don't worry about him he he gonna go
• 52:40
  outside and piss himself now that's the yard stick of which to
• 52:45
  judge if you're a crazy old man as he saw himself there you go can't
• 52:50
  trust anything he said that's right he's made some valid points but now he's
• 52:53
  outside pissing himself so we discredited himself I'm not sure I'm a
• 52:58
  fan of it either so I can't fault him on that
• 53:05
  yourself I meant I meant the chicken but yeah that too sure okay sure I mean come
• 53:10
  on find a doorway or an elevator people you want to talk about Carrie Fisher do
• 53:14
  we have a we don't have a car Fisher jingle but we have got a Star Wars
• 53:17
  jingle we've got a number of Star Wars related Jingles uh obviously a bit late
• 53:22
  to create a car Fisher jingle because it's not going to used much
• 53:27
  too soon L too soon I can't believe you
• 53:43
  [Music] enough
• 53:48
  oh what was that don't worry about
• 53:54
  that the jingle I didn't know it was doing I wasn't expecting it either okay
• 54:01
  guys I'm just as surprised as you are
• 54:03
  all right good so in Star Wars news uh
• 54:08
  Carrie Fisher specifically uh there's two two pieces of news surrounding her
• 54:14
  uh one of them is that Disney reportedly
• 54:17
  had her insured for about $50 million because uh she was still to appear in
• 54:24
  some Star Wars films after the one that she'd finished she' finished episode
• 54:27
  eight but they still they still wanted her for for nine at least MH uh yeah so
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  they're going to receive about about 41 million 41 million pounds right okay
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  yeah right so it's yeah more us 50 million us bucks look that's uh that's a
• 54:45
  huge sum uh yeah but just to point out here it's not unusual that they would
• 54:51
  ensure an actor um no of course and to be clear for those who don't know
• 54:56
  wouldn't have insured her because she was old and they thought she was going
• 54:58
  to die no they just would have done it anyway yeah all above the line casts
• 55:02
  have to be insured they have to do a physical and everything uh because you
• 55:07
  know if they're hiding you know some medical problems you know it needs to
• 55:09
  come out because they're going to lose money if they drop out halfway or die
• 55:13
  halfway so that's not unusual the sum is massive and obviously it doesn't usually
• 55:18
  get cashed and in this case unfortunately it has yeah well they've
• 55:22
  got uh they had plans for her apparently and and that leads me to the other piece
• 55:26
  of news about her is that there apparently there's a Star Wars Brain
• 55:29
  Trust at uh at Disney that is having a meeting now to discuss what to do about
• 55:35
  the fact that she's she's not around anymore because uh in particular she was
• 55:40
  to have some sort of larger role in episode 9 which we can assume uh you
• 55:47
  know involves kylo Ren and some other stuff spoilers yeah well I mean it's
• 55:53
  kind of disappointing that they spoilers killed off Han Solo Now isn't it because
• 55:58
  now they're gonna have to write up that Leia is dead you know right well and I'm
• 56:03
  sure she bring it back this yeah this
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  article does say that uh and this is a
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  source uh you know vague as they may be a source states that Rogue one is the
• 56:18
  road map and uh maybe she could be brought back I reckon they would if they
• 56:24
  do get into P greatly reduce the role yeah that she was going to play but I
• 56:29
  reckon they probably will have her back in it just make a digital
• 56:34
  yep look they did it with tarken and he played a huge role in that movie yeah
• 56:40
  yeah well I mean the fact that they've done it before yeah it's true I mean why
• 56:43
  yeah why wouldn't they do it again unless I although it was a bit weird and
• 56:46
  I know a lot of people didn't like it in Rogue one uh there was a little bit of
• 56:51
  backlash although I don't know if it was I mean the box office would indicate it
• 56:55
  wasn't that big of a problem yeah so I
• 56:59
  think and I think it's only going to get better oh well see I don't know if it's
• 57:06
  ever going to get perfect I don't I just don't know no no no I know but I I don't
• 57:10
  know how much better it yeah that's my that's my query as
• 57:14
  well it's already well and truly in that uncount Valley where it just doesn't
• 57:18
  look human enough the except so yeah I don't know because if they try and kill
• 57:25
  her off the movie now I think that's going to although they could probably
• 57:30
  just explain the open craw yeah that's true open CWS
• 57:35
  for yeah that's true yeah here's what you've missed the uh the thing St Wars
• 57:41
  episode nine Princess Leia has died of AIDS and then moving on Space AIDS space
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  AIDS of
• 57:50
  AIDS look I I guess what I didn't quite
• 57:55
  understand why they built an entire
• 57:57
  CGI tarken where with somebody say mon
• 58:02
  Mothra who who also is a recognizable character they just got someone who
• 58:06
  looked quite like her and then just used Prosthetics to make her look exactly
• 58:10
  like her and and I saw a picture of the guy who looks like tarken and he looked
• 58:13
  quite a bit like Peter Cushing like you know a little bit of a little bit of
• 58:17
  Prosthetics exactly like him yeah I just but was it because tken was even in the
• 58:24
  original TK played a much larger R Mo
• 58:30
  well more reason in my opinion to not to
• 58:34
  do it to not push it to just get that well they had him in episode three very
• 58:39
  briefly with don't even talk about that don't even don't
• 58:45
  exist I won't call that Prosthetics I'd call that a dude in a mask a bad
• 58:50
  mask they're having a meeting to figure it out anyway so I assume given the past
• 58:55
  they're probably listening to this episode uh looking for inspiration so I
• 59:00
  mean what do what do we want them to do just just explain a death away and then
• 59:04
  move on well they do listen to our podcast um for ideas of course Hollywood
• 59:09
  we already know this I don't know for Star Wars though yeah that's true
• 59:13
  they've ignored a lot of our complaints yeah and suggestions no they haven't
• 59:18
  they got rid of George that's true well no we just complained about George we
• 59:22
  never said get rid of him or replace him no it was implied though wasn't it yeah
• 59:27
  I think it was secret and pl didn't quite happen he is still alive but you
• 59:32
  know he's just been taken off his hands well speaking of of George uh I'm
• 59:38
  going to play this jingle now George
• 59:45
  news news because uh there's a little bit of
• 59:50
  George Lucas news and that's there's a new biography out about him oh really
• 59:56
  yep it's just come out uh and it also
• 1:00:00
  enables me to play this
• 1:00:04
  jingle it's news news oh no it's news
• 1:00:11
  news you got it it'ss
• 1:00:16
  news boom
• 1:00:22
  [Music] bombat
• 1:00:29
  I forgot that happened at the end that's illegal in
• 1:00:35
  Singapore apparently in the biography uh he I mean the way that it's
• 1:00:40
  brought up is a little sketchy and this is this was basically just an excuse for
• 1:00:44
  me to play those Jingles but uh they did comment on the the Darth jar thing that
• 1:00:50
  we've discussed before if you're not sure what that is we'll link to it uh
• 1:00:54
  there was a large Reddit post uh with this theory that Jaa Binks was
• 1:00:59
  originally supposed to be a Sith Lord and that his his wacky High Jinks
• 1:01:06
  uh were a cunning ruse and that you can actually see him use the force sometimes
• 1:01:12
  in certain situations like when he kills all the battle droids at the end of The
• 1:01:15
  Phantom Menace like that was he was just pretending to be
• 1:01:19
  useless uh and apparently when when asked about it George Lucas just smiled coily
• 1:01:26
  and refused to comment which probably because he didn't understand the question
• 1:01:32
  exactly but then uh also the the the reason that the only reason I bothered
• 1:01:37
  to put this in there because that's really a nonissue non non story uh but
• 1:01:41
  uh Ryan Johnson who direct who's has directed episode 8 it's always is still
• 1:01:47
  directing it uh also on Twitter just at the end of last year tweeted a picture
• 1:01:53
  of jja Binks in like a Sith looking robe
• 1:01:57
  and said uh uh setting expectations or
• 1:02:00
  something like that so what a smartass yeah oh sorry no hashtag many people are
• 1:02:07
  saying is what he said so maybe there's something to it
• 1:02:12
  maybe in episode eight Jar Binks will be back actually and the other thing is too
• 1:02:18
  there was some uh set photos released I think they actually from episode seven
• 1:02:22
  uh there were like photos in like the Creature Shop and stuff and there was uh
• 1:02:27
  a picture that looked like a pit Droid and there were some prosthetic faces
• 1:02:30
  that looked like gungin but they have seen sh up in the film but maybe the
• 1:02:34
  gungans will be back maybe God I hope
• 1:02:39
  not I wanted episode seven to open with a gungan
• 1:02:45
  massacre and then and then just someone going well they're all gone yeah that
• 1:02:51
  was the very last of them yeah so yeah that's uh that's my excuse
• 1:02:57
  for playing those two Jingles uh and finally we have some some more carry
• 1:03:02
  fishing news which this annoyed me a bit actually me too man and I knew what it
• 1:03:06
  would annoy you so I delightfully put it into the spreadsheet it actually annoyed
• 1:03:10
  me once I read it yeah so a bit of backstory Steve Martin has been slammed
• 1:03:16
  by um [ __ ] Lefty Pinko social
• 1:03:21
  Crusaders for being sexist to carry
• 1:03:24
  Fisher by tweeting about her and saying
• 1:03:29
  this when I was a young man K Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever
• 1:03:34
  seen she turned out to be witty and bright as well there you go so yeah a a
• 1:03:39
  statement of fact he did think that and B a statement of fact she is all those
• 1:03:45
  things yeah but it's uh I guess it's sexist to even say that you find women
• 1:03:51
  attractive now well because then when I saw her she
• 1:03:55
  was beautiful and then I met her and she also these other things yeah yeah I I
• 1:04:02
  mean I I don't quite understand it seems like just looking for something to
• 1:04:07
  complain about to be honest like yeah sure you could read it that way if
• 1:04:10
  you're an idiot but for example this this person on Twitter says I think she
• 1:04:15
  wanted to be something a bit higher than just pretty how would you want to be
• 1:04:19
  remembered well that's what he [ __ ] said isn't it yeah and bright one
• 1:04:24
  sentence yeah that was his point yeah his point was when he first saw didn't
• 1:04:29
  know her so he didn't know if she was witty and intelligent he just knew she was beautiful
• 1:04:36
  he and he found out that she was all those other great things too and this
• 1:04:40
  one as well seriously Steve Martin quit being such a jerk for thinking Carrie
• 1:04:45
  Fisher was beautiful and saying so on the occasion of her
• 1:04:49
  death I'm sarcastic that is sarcastic and you can tell because Steve Martin is
• 1:04:54
  in a film called the jerk oh no no no but that uh that that does sum up my
• 1:05:01
  position no no exactly if I tweeted I would have tweeted sarcastically like
• 1:05:05
  that guy in fact that guy's my hero for this week yeah yeah I just I don't
• 1:05:10
  really understand what the problem is I do understand everyone's looking
• 1:05:14
  complain about the news article also didn't get that that was a good one for
• 1:05:18
  Steve Martin yeah yeah no no that's the context they presented it in is someone
• 1:05:22
  having a go at him but I think sarcastic well I mean yeah
• 1:05:26
  yeah because yeah that's the seriously quit being a jerk and then it goes
• 1:05:30
  others however stood up for the comedian that's great yeah I don't
• 1:05:36
  understand I mean yeah all of those statements are true get over it yeah get
• 1:05:41
  over it he's deleted it obviously because people were harassing him yeah
• 1:05:46
  you just now you just can't say anything you can't win just have to be
• 1:05:51
  like boring and Bland and just state facts yeah although you've got to vet
• 1:05:57
  your facts a little bit well that's all he did he said facts yeah that's what I
• 1:06:02
  mean some facts you all allow to say so yeah and it's gotten to the point now
• 1:06:07
  and I don't want to get political but you're not even allowed to make fun of
• 1:06:10
  your own culture or people like you anymore um there's there's an America
• 1:06:17
  historically have been very very good they're the one who actually brought
• 1:06:20
  lawsuits against the KKK to um to kind of try to bring them down that way but
• 1:06:26
  they're now currently um suing an author
• 1:06:29
  from the UK who um is a Muslim and is not an atheist Muslim he's he's a Muslim
• 1:06:35
  and he lives as a Muslim but he has a lot of critical things to say about the
• 1:06:39
  way that militant is is in the world today and um he's now been targeted by
• 1:06:45
  them as the the newest um you know hate
• 1:06:49
  crime uh Advocate yeah there's a lot of
• 1:06:52
  that actually yeah uh ah it's a shame like it is a shame yeah I don't know I
• 1:06:58
  don't know how political we want to get probably not very but uh I don't know
• 1:07:01
  that kind of stuff's annoying because it's like like you should be allowed to
• 1:07:04
  question stuff no matter what it is yeah and you should be allowed to make jokes
• 1:07:08
  about stuff uh and to a degree I understand you're not you know like
• 1:07:13
  [ __ ] you know yeah words can hurt but if you're a Muslim and you're going look
• 1:07:18
  guys as a Muslim I see a lot of problems in the way that uh Muslims are
• 1:07:22
  represented you don't need a bunch of white people going you're a bigot right
• 1:07:27
  absolutely yeah like because because what the [ __ ] do they know anyway
• 1:07:31
  exactly yep anyway let's do do you want to hear uh it gives me an excuse to play
• 1:07:37
  Jingle that's why I'm I'm jumping onto this next do you want to hear some
• 1:07:43
  Sasquatch news yes I [Music]
• 1:07:47
  do
• 1:07:53
  Sasquatch so uh this is like I I wish
• 1:07:57
  that kept going it's sorry all right in Sasquatch sash
• 1:08:03
  shashwat news this week presented by Sha
• 1:08:07
  connory a northern California man called The Sasquatch I can't even [ __ ] say
• 1:08:13
  it Sasquatch Chronicles radio show which I guess is a show in
• 1:08:17
  California that's what you call that's what you call yep are you listening to
• 1:08:20
  this show is he listening or are you going to now no are you
• 1:08:26
  yeah I'll probably listen to it now that I know that it's there well I wonder if
• 1:08:30
  Terry's called in before Oh my God Matt you should call in his
• 1:08:35
  Terry we should do that at some point we should call in and we should just tell
• 1:08:41
  him all the stories that Terry said [ __ ] shot him in the back all that
• 1:08:44
  stuff right yes that's got shot him in the
• 1:08:48
  back having sex with my
• 1:08:53
  wife oh God totally and we will record it one week that can
• 1:08:58
  be an episode of the show it's the whole episode he this guy called into a radio
• 1:09:04
  show to share a video which seems a bit counterintuitive to me but he for gets
• 1:09:09
  to talk about it um but I mean we're going to do the same thing I'm about to
• 1:09:13
  share a video uh it's a video of uh he's a he's a truck driver a former police
• 1:09:20
  officer and game warden uh and he shared this video which is
• 1:09:26
  from it's it's from like a a camera that I don't quite understand the purpose of
• 1:09:32
  this camera uh apparently if it it's activated by movement and then it
• 1:09:38
  records video for 5 to 10 seconds right to conserve the memory on the card to
• 1:09:44
  catch Smugglers and and and and stuff in the in the woods it says in the Sequoia
• 1:09:48
  National Park which is actually a place I was uh just about a month ago and they
• 1:09:53
  have actually around that area they have a ton of Sasquatch related stuff there's
• 1:09:57
  like a Sasquatch uh roadside Museum and some other stuff that I'll put some
• 1:10:02
  photos up on the multip nerdgasm Instagram if you're interested that's
• 1:10:07
  instagram.com multipl nerdgasm go on followers I'm interested yeah I'll share
• 1:10:12
  them on the Twitter and the Facebook too interested but I'm that too I'm ined and
• 1:10:18
  interested good to know so yeah I'll put them there I'll put them on the Twitter
• 1:10:22
  twitter.com nerdgasm facebook.com/ nasm picks coming soon but yeah so this guy
• 1:10:29
  uh recorded this video which I
• 1:10:33
  mean it's it's hardly conclusive it just looks
• 1:10:38
  like a bear yeah well or a person in a [ __ ] suit it doesn't look like
• 1:10:43
  anything it just looks like some fur thing and my question is right if it
• 1:10:47
  detects motion it records for five five to 10 yeah it does records for five to
• 1:10:53
  10 seconds well well I mean this is clearly not the only motion that took
• 1:10:57
  place this is a video of something it walked up to it no no well this is this
• 1:11:02
  is apparently shows something burying the camera in a pile of leaves right
• 1:11:07
  well show us the rest of the footage from when it picked up the camera from
• 1:11:10
  when it approached the camera like there surely there's other footage so unless
• 1:11:15
  it's a motion detector that is literally only detects the motion of the camera
• 1:11:20
  motion of leaves yeah for hitting the camera yeah so I don't know and then I
• 1:11:26
  love the at the bottom uh of this article it's just there's this final
• 1:11:30
  paragraph that's why Would Bigfoot dislike game
• 1:11:34
  cameras like I just very specific I just love how much they entertain the idea
• 1:11:40
  that this is like a real thing and not just some [ __ ] guy in a
• 1:11:44
  costume or or a bear but I mean it doesn't even make sense for it to be a
• 1:11:48
  bear there would be bear why do bears not like game
• 1:11:53
  cameras why would after how do they know what a game camera is yeah exactly well
• 1:12:00
  no the article says that you know in this case the creature could
• 1:12:05
  have been very upset that this odd foreign item suddenly appeared within
• 1:12:09
  its home range imagine if someone walked into your home and placed a motion
• 1:12:13
  triggered camera on your wall that's a stretch yeah imagine
• 1:12:19
  someone did that well for STS I'd be like I mean I would I bury it in a pile
• 1:12:24
  of leaves personally yeah well if they were to put it in this room somewhere I
• 1:12:30
  probably wouldn't notice for quite some time yeah cuz yeah they could put it on a
• 1:12:37
  game shelf over there I would have noticed for weeks also picks of Luke as
• 1:12:41
  he records the podcast and you know what that means listeners coming soon yeah it
• 1:12:46
  does instagram.com multipl nerdgasm or add [ __ ] 4 on Snapchat if you want to
• 1:12:52
  see as many dick piics as you want yeah send in so yeah that's Sasquatch news
• 1:12:57
  hardly conclusive but you know no I'm convinced truth is out there sure is
• 1:13:01
  sure is and perhaps this week uh we can add some Sasquatch themed t-shirts to uh
• 1:13:08
  to our merchandise store and you know what we've we've already had someone do
• 1:13:13
  Sasquatch artwork for us oh yeah that's
• 1:13:17
  true we yeah let's all right let's we we have an official is that a little
• 1:13:23
  Sasquatch penis original artwork that I think needs to find its way onto a
• 1:13:28
  t-shirt all right yes we'll do that for this week so coming soon multipl
• 1:13:33
  nerdgasm tocom merch uh that'll take you to our merchandise store uh which is I
• 1:13:39
  could have a Shir with my quote on it which quote is that I'm not racist on this
• 1:13:44
  podcast little sis oh right that that quote Yeah of course um if we're putting
• 1:13:50
  that one up there that was done by uh a guy called Ram who is an artist who
• 1:13:53
  works for me and uh he also did one for um the masturbating astronaut so we
• 1:13:59
  should we should give the listeners the option of having that on a t-shirt as
• 1:14:03
  well because I think some of them might enjoy it yeah all right we'll pop those
• 1:14:06
  up as well so yeah head to multipl nerdgasm do.com merch uh it's our shirts
• 1:14:11
  are on there and we also uh we kind of curate a collection of shirts uh by tuu
• 1:14:16
  on there uh and if you buy them through our store uh they support the show so
• 1:14:21
  that would be a really awesome way to help us out and show you support uh
• 1:14:26
  alternately you can also head over to patreon.com nerdgasm if you want to uh
• 1:14:32
  you know just directly support the show financially um we got some bonuses on
• 1:14:37
  there if you head over and donate on on the patreon uh we'll read our little
• 1:14:42
  message from you on the show verbatim you say whatever you want we'll read it
• 1:14:47
  uh and there's some other stuff on there as well or uh we'd love it if you headed
• 1:14:51
  over to iTunes and gave us a rating uh a positive one preferably because that
• 1:14:57
  really helps attract new listeners and help the show get out there look Matt I
• 1:15:01
  uh I heard what you said last week about doing an iTunes push and I completely
• 1:15:06
  agree I think we need to start taking some very specific steps towards getting
• 1:15:11
  ourselves known on iTunes yeah yeah I want to get into the charts if we can
• 1:15:17
  yeah I I feel like we we're we we can monopolize on our our wonderful
• 1:15:22
  listeners and uh and I think together we
• 1:15:25
  can get done yeah my favorite of the stupid game show segments that I've come
• 1:15:31
  up with mhm uh is this one here it's also got a jingle that I enjoy which
• 1:15:36
  goes a little something like this
• 1:15:44
  [Applause] trip that's triple taglines of Terror
• 1:15:51
  which I know you guys are familiar with for new listeners this is a a a little
• 1:15:55
  game where I'm going to give you the name of a
• 1:16:01
  film and then I'm going to give you three taglines from the poster of of
• 1:16:07
  different films and you have to guess which one matches the film that makes
• 1:16:12
  does that make sense certainly does yep all right good so I'm going to keep
• 1:16:17
  score here because you guys obviously are playing against each other uh the
• 1:16:21
  prize is my love I thought I already had that well well because you won last time yeah
• 1:16:28
  I keep forever no I have to keep earning Your Love No Matt's love is conditional
• 1:16:34
  it's kind of like the um the wind like the Windfield cup gets passed
• 1:16:38
  around they still have the Windfield Cup in Australia I don't know that
• 1:16:43
  cigarettes are allowed to uh sponsor sporting events anymore that's been gone
• 1:16:47
  for like 20 years or something that's the last time Matt knew anything about
• 1:16:52
  organized sport well that's what you win this triple tag lines of teror is a
• 1:16:57
  competition you win the Windfield cup yep
• 1:17:03
  so exciting times all right so the first
• 1:17:08
  movie is called miners
• 1:17:13
  massacre massacre of people under 18 AKA curse of the
• 1:17:19
  49er oh is the tagline for miners Massacre
• 1:17:25
  it's cheaper than a
• 1:17:29
  chainsaw is it they asked for
• 1:17:35
  it or is it be careful what you dig
• 1:17:41
  for and have to be care be careful what you dig for yeah I usually try to get a
• 1:17:46
  different one going to Luke but I I'm going to have to go for the dig
• 1:17:49
  too it's it's actually it's not uh that does seem like the most logical one it
• 1:17:55
  is they AED for it miners don't use axes no I know I
• 1:18:02
  should point out as well this uh this is just fun it's not actually the most
• 1:18:08
  uh logical of games because I mean it's just what's on the posters uh Mass
• 1:18:14
  complete guess the plot yeah exactly but it's fun so whatever yeah uh a group of
• 1:18:20
  friends discovered gold deep inside an old mind but by taking the gold and
• 1:18:23
  thinking they've hit it big awaken a long dead Miner who's hellbent on
• 1:18:27
  protecting his treasure okay interesting those taglines it's cheaper than a
• 1:18:32
  chainsaw is the tagline for nail gun Massacre Oh okay yep is it cheaper than
• 1:18:38
  a chainsaw yeah I suppose it would be yeah maybe slightly depends on where you
• 1:18:41
  get it from yeah but then I don't know oh oh never mind no no hold on I'm going
• 1:18:47
  to bus.com is a nail gun cheaper than a
• 1:18:53
  chainsaw I'm just going to doesn't a nail gun also use like an air
• 1:18:58
  compressor uh I think it depends are you asking me because you
• 1:19:02
  think I'm a person who uses a lot of tools you can also I learned this from
• 1:19:07
  the movie Real Men starring I think yes that you can actually you can make a nail gun by
• 1:19:13
  taking a small tin filling it with nails and sticky taping it to the bottom of a
• 1:19:17
  drill yeah also that is a great movie yeah it's funny it's a funny movie okay
• 1:19:24
  and
• 1:20:18
  [Music]
• 1:20:24
  just yeah he just just keeps going back all right the next film is called the
• 1:20:28
  greens keeper is the tagline for the greens keeper he doesn't play golf he
• 1:20:35
  destroys it mhm is it heads will
• 1:20:41
  roll or is it it's PA for the
• 1:20:47
  corpse I hope it's that I have a feeling the first one might be uh Happy Gilmore
• 1:20:53
  so I'm going to go with number three yeah I have to go with three as well
• 1:20:57
  well I can tell you that you're both correct hey it's PA for the corpse is the
• 1:21:03
  tagline for the greens keeper uh assistant greens keeper invites friends
• 1:21:09
  for a country club birthday party a killer dressed as a greens keeper
• 1:21:13
  crashes the party and kills people with golf tools MH sounds like a fair movie
• 1:21:19
  he does he doesn't play golf he destroys it is Happy Gilmore well done you don't
• 1:21:23
  get a bonus point and Heads Will Roll is the tagline from
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  Sleepy Hollow by ah yes of course the
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  all right that I quite like but always forget exists yeah I I actually went and
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  saw it a bunch of times when it came out the C because I was in high school and
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  didn't yeah didn't want to go to school so I went and saw that instead MH the
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  next film is called the day of the dolphin is the tag jingle for that don't
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  you I didn't even think of that even think of that play the
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  jingle I'll cut it out from earlier and then leave it in
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  here right in the blow hole no one you
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  see [ __ ] more Dolphins than [Applause]
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  he you can't cut it out from earlier because we went we had a big thing about
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  it afterwards that's true I know I'll cut this out
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  then I won't people love seeing how sausages made if you know what I mean
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  speaking of which go on no I I I have to
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  tell you guys this to my absolute
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  Delight in Denmark right they call a hot
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  dog a sausage wagon what yeah the sausage wagon I mean
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  they say it in Danish but that's what the translation is of course they say in Danish yeah
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  they say in a Danish accent s wagon yeah yeah that's great did you have a
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  sausage wagon when you were there yeah you bet I did they're actually
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  incredibly popular over there I'm sausage wagon carts on every
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  corner I'm G to go to like only Ville hot winers here and ask for a sausage
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  wagon and see what they say I would just go and ask for a hot
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  wiener every time but just with the wrong sense grouping so it sounds like I
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  was being dirty I that's I want a hot Wier
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  yeah all right day of the dolphin is a tagline unwittingly he trained a dolphin
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  to kill the president of the United States okay if it's not that I don't
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  know what that is for is it it's finally safe to go back in the
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  water oh or is it the Dolphin Hotel invites you to stay in any of its
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  stunning rooms except one oh man I'm going to say it's the
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  second one I'm gonna go with know wrong I'm going to go with the first and I think it's
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  probably too obvious but I'm going with it anyway because I like it all right
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  Dan is correct hey yeah it was the first one mine was draws two wasn't it no no
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  no no Jaws 2 is uh just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water it's
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  finally safe to go back in the water is the tagline from
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  Flipper we got a jingle for that we met I'm not playing it again but yeah we
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  did uh unwittingly he trained a dolphin to kill the president of the United
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  States is and that's the as well I assume from D dolphin yeah right uh Dr
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  Jake Terrell who has been training a pair of dolphins for many years has had
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  a breakthrough he's taught his Dolphins to speak and understand English although
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  they do have a limited vocabulary when the Dolphins are stolen he discovers
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  they've been used in an assassination attempt now he's in a race to discover
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  who is the target where the Dolphins are before the attempt is carried
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  out so I don't know about you but I actually kind of want to watch this
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  movie yeah I will watch the [ __ ] out of that movie yeah yeah I sort of want to
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  go Italy now and see it and the final one the Dolphin Hotel
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  invites you to stay in any of it stunning rooms except one is the tagline
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  for 1408 the adaptation of a Stephen King short story yeah okay nice one
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  final film I sell the Dead
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  it is called I failed to put a description of it in there look that
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  up uh is the tagline for i s the dead their first mistake was stealing a
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  corpse their second was waking it up
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  oo is it never trust a corpse or is
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  it there's been a grave misunderstanding well well I like a good
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  pun so I'm going to go with grave misunderstanding mhm I'm just going to
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  stick with the second one the second one yep Luke is correct it was the second
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  one it was simply never trust a corpse no and it's good advice too it's it's a
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  good advice the iell the dead is a period comedy uh about grave robbing
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  starring Dominic Monahan from uh from Lord of the Rings Ron pman uh and some
• 1:26:22
  other people uh a grave robber reflects on his on his life of
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  crime uh the first mistake was stealing a corpse the second was waking it up is
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  the tagline for chud to Bud the chud uh which is a film that I also
• 1:26:39
  would like to watch look I'll be honest Mt that sounds like the kind of film you
• 1:26:42
  would have watched and enjoyed as a teenager yeah well chud yes uh I haven't
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  seen the sequel chud to Bud the chud so are are you being serious have you seen
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  chud yeah you don't know chud's the film it's got the little hand coming out of
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  the um SE not sewer great like what do they call him in
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  Manhattan you know the sewer [ __ ] covers what are they called
• 1:27:08
  manholes manover yeah manhole cover he got hand coming anyway cannibalistic humanoid
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  underground dwellers yeah that's him CH chud too bud the
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  chud so good uh there been a grave misunderstanding as a tagline for the
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  Corpse Bride also a Tim Burton film now this presents a problem because
• 1:27:31
  you've both got two points so let's just say that you both won the Winfield Cup
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  this this episode okay so I still have your love
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  though right now if I recall I mean you both do you both have my love if I
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  recall what the Windfield cup looks like yes that is what I thought it looked
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  like that's a man hugging a little boy isn't it so expect to see your faces photoshopped
• 1:27:57
  on the coming which am I be which do you think you're gonna be Dan which do you
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  think I know exactly which one I never can somebody explain to me Luke you're
• 1:28:08
  you're more into rugby league than than any of either of us surely y um can you
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  explain to me why the Windfield cup was a trophy of a man hugging a
• 1:28:18
  boy that's still the trophy yeah but why
• 1:28:22
  why that's not a man hugging a boy it's actually two footballers playing and
• 1:28:28
  just after they finished the Grand Final they were actually on different teams
• 1:28:31
  but they're so covered in mug they just hugged each other was like it's over oh
• 1:28:35
  when I get all slippery I just hug I just want to hug um but it's a tiny man and a large
• 1:28:41
  man that's not a child it's a tiny man maybe tiny man no no it's actually just
• 1:28:46
  a really big man if you Google it you can see a photo of them with it there a
• 1:28:52
  they've reenacted it years later as old man if you look it up have they yeah
• 1:28:56
  there's a photo of them standing there with it oh I can see that yep and that
• 1:29:00
  is a big man that's a really big man mhm
• 1:29:04
  so is this based on a real a real moment yes
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  okay I'm trying to find a photograph of
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  it man it's so homoerotic though you
• 1:29:19
  know it's so cuz he's got his shirt off right yep
• 1:29:25
  and he's just got his shoulder pads on yeah and the the young man is literally
• 1:29:29
  hugging him around the waist like tenderly and affectionately and and then he's
• 1:29:34
  cradling him in with his with his other hand what do they call it now Luke they
• 1:29:38
  still got this trophy they just aren't sponsored by Winfield is that is that
• 1:29:41
  what it is yeah that's whoever is sponsoring there which I don't actually know um
• 1:29:46
  huh let me let me let me look oh you
• 1:29:50
  know what it is the it but there is a um but it's a modern version of it it's
• 1:29:56
  like a really future version of it let me see what is the Winfield cup
• 1:30:01
  called now H it doesn't immediately show up so I'm going to move
• 1:30:07
  on probably enough time to it already yeah podcast at multipl nerdgasm tocom
• 1:30:13
  what is the Windfield cup called now uh I I would say um Facebook multiple
• 1:30:18
  nerdgasm and we'll probably see that even quicker and one of you go one of
• 1:30:22
  you'll know yeah I should know this though yeah you should Luke you're token you will you
• 1:30:29
  will want one of our educated listeners advisers as of it um before we go
• 1:30:33
  because this is actually quite a long episode so you're welcome listeners um
• 1:30:38
  before we go uh we've been putting out requests for questions and and and stuff
• 1:30:44
  for the uh for the show hold hold on hold on hold on before you read the
• 1:30:47
  question I'm sure we have a jingle for this I don't know if we have an Ask gasm
• 1:30:52
  jingle do we yeah well we at least have a name for it and you need to say the
• 1:30:56
  name the name is ask gasm that's ask gasm yeah what I said
• 1:31:02
  ask listen listening with headphones yeah askm yeah I don't understand why
• 1:31:08
  it's so confusing no no it was named nicely and clearly yeah we got a um we
• 1:31:14
  got a request from another podcast to stop using their name and I'd sure them was
• 1:31:21
  different uh the the well basically people want to know yeah what's your
• 1:31:28
  Gamertag Dan oh right well I mean there's already been somebody who uh who
• 1:31:33
  won the competition hasn't there so yeah the cat's out of the bag now yeah y um
• 1:31:39
  well uh you can find me uh on Xbox live
• 1:31:43
  as dwarf Watcher all caps and with fours instead of
• 1:31:49
  A's and you should please come and friend me yeah and what was the prize accepted
• 1:31:56
  your friend request what was the prize for that I've forgotten I i' forgotten
• 1:32:00
  as well I think actually they just got to be friends with you on Xbox yeah I
• 1:32:04
  think it was yeah well you can it's a wonderful prize it's as good as any of
• 1:32:08
  the other prizes we give away and yeah Nate is the winner of the Windfield
• 1:32:14
  cup and Nate if you want to come and give me a hug in the tradition of the wi Winfield cup
• 1:32:20
  statue then on I would love to see the two of you reenact the Winfield cup but
• 1:32:25
  I'm afraid that it's I think they could though it's not quite feasible yeah
• 1:32:29
  that's true actually I think we should make it happen I mean we live in
• 1:32:33
  different countries Nate and I but I I think the next time that we're on same
• 1:32:37
  soil we should uh we should go for it I'm gonna see if I can Photoshop that
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  too man I'm just going to be on a bunch of Winfield Cup trophies that's all for
• 1:32:48
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