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Squishy Hugs for All · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: on the air right around the corner. How you guys
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  Speaker 2: doing today?
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  Speaker 3: Don't ask.
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  Speaker 2: She seems flat. Well, you know, here's the thing, man,
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  Speaker 2: You know sometimes you just have those days, right. And
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  Speaker 2: the thing is is none of this was of Debs making,
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  Speaker 2: not one bit of it. So this isn't like a stub,
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  Speaker 2: a toe slip on marbles all in one. It is
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  Speaker 2: none of that. It is not a decision she made
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 4: It got my car service this morning. Oil change, new
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  Speaker 4: air filter, filled up my tires. I've had a low
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  Speaker 4: tire pressure monitor for a while and i have low
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  Speaker 4: profile tires, so I've been like, oh, is it a
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  Speaker 4: b stencer we fill up the tires. It still says it.
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  Speaker 4: So cars detailed, looks so pretty. Get it home, spend home,
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  Speaker 4: not even an hour. I go to grab my purse
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  Speaker 4: and the basket for the silent auction for tomorrow night's
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  Speaker 4: poker tournament.
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  Speaker 3: When I heard this.
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  Speaker 2: Sound, your cable went out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the house and.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what what is that? So I go over
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  Speaker 4: to the fan where I'm like, is there something caught
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  Speaker 4: in the fan?
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  Speaker 2: Did hear this from inside the house?
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  Speaker 4: Didn't know what it was, Jack, until I walked to
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  Speaker 4: put my stuff in the car and went, oh, hell,
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  Speaker 4: my tire's flat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a blowout. A blowout.
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  Speaker 4: Well, thankfully it wasn't a blowout, but it is amazing that,
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  Speaker 4: like Jack said, I could even hear the air leaking
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  Speaker 4: from the tire from inside the house. Thankfully, my mom
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  Speaker 4: let me borrow her car. I got to work at
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  Speaker 4: two o'clock, only thirty minutes late, ordered a quick lunch
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  Speaker 4: because I didn't want to go on the air without
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  Speaker 4: any food in my stomach, only to have my entire
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  Speaker 4: food order be wrong except for the drinks.
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  Speaker 3: But at least I didn't learn.
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  Speaker 4: As I'm watching Paramour in summer and the rest of
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  Speaker 4: the promo crew bringing more food than what could feed
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  Speaker 4: a small.
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  Speaker 3: Army into the kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: But it's a good thing I didn't pay good money
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  Speaker 4: for a messed up meal.
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  Speaker 2: They'll give you a credit.
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  Speaker 3: That's what he said.
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  Speaker 2: That said, my daughter does all the time. He's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get free food. But you know,
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  Speaker 2: here's the other thing doing. Let me let me tell
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  Speaker 2: you where it really went poorly. Right sandwich not even
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  Speaker 2: close to what she orders. You ordered a small burger,
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  Speaker 2: got a chicken sandwich, not even the right animal. No right.
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  Speaker 2: And she got chili that she did not order. No
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  Speaker 2: orderable of chili.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing I didtaurant. But here's intently But here's
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  Speaker 2: where I went wrong. Didn't even put a straw in
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  Speaker 2: her bag. Dude, that's the worst it is, Like, that's
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  Speaker 2: that's like, look, you could get the order wrong. That happens,
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  Speaker 2: but every bad, wrong or right supposed to have a straw,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I know, I know they didn't pick up someone
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  Speaker 5: else's bag with someone else's name, because I met the person.
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  Speaker 5: I go, who you looking for? She says Deborah. I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I'll take that, thank you, Christy.
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  Speaker 2: But the crazy thing is is like never is the
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  Speaker 2: only human being in the world that drinks milk as
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  Speaker 2: an adult with a burger. It's so weird. The ever.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're right, it's the only adult I was gonna
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  Speaker 5: say as a kid.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know another adult that drinks milk with
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  Speaker 2: their food anymore. I which I have always found funny,
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  Speaker 2: like the Whole Burger and like milkshake thing, or like man,
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  Speaker 2: we are really dominating cattle on this one. We're eating
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  Speaker 2: their body and then we're drinking what they got. If
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  Speaker 2: they are hitting them from both sides, say poop tomatoes,
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  Speaker 2: we'd have them.
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  Speaker 6: Like it's even worse. Never opens up the box of
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  Speaker 6: the sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: What are you? The first thing she says. She knows
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  Speaker 2: it's the wrong sandwich. But on top of that, what's
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  Speaker 2: the first thing she says, where's my milk?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe rosal? No, no, no, she goes, it's got lettice.
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  Speaker 2: Because now everybody's freaking out. I think they're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: like death defying Dodo if they eat one shred of lettuce,
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  Speaker 2: and she'ld be nobody. She close that box up and
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  Speaker 2: is done with it. That is a full sandwich sitting
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  Speaker 2: just like just outside my fingertips.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's too big of a sandwich too, That's why
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  Speaker 4: I ordered the little bird. Yeah, it's a perfect meal.
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  Speaker 4: It's just a little, you know.
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  Speaker 3: A lot.
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  Speaker 2: She gets the kids meal, it's perfect.
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  Speaker 3: Everything else is too much food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not a chick fan. Huh, not as much. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's wild because the Chick fil a is right next
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  Speaker 2: to it. I know, Yeah, that's crazy. Actually, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've ever seen you order chick flay.
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  Speaker 4: I normally don't. It's something that's ordered for me, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't ever crave it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're a beefy girl.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yes, I know I am.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're not. Just okay, ye.
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  Speaker 3: Know, your vision isn't hurting.
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  Speaker 2: I had beefy King for lunch today, and uh boy,
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  Speaker 2: do they make me feel like a prom king every
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  Speaker 2: time I'm in there? The regular, the regular. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: it's just so nice to establish that relationship. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a funny aspect of your life. I wish I
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  Speaker 2: was a regular anywhere.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: It sucks. Wow, I'm surprised that you don't have that
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  Speaker 2: in the back pocket. Dude, I've got like four or
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  Speaker 2: five restaurants. I'm not a regular anywhere. That sucks. I
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  Speaker 2: wish I had a bar I could be a regular at,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not. I I went there's another bar I
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  Speaker 2: go to always. My girl Carly bartender looks at me
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  Speaker 2: and goes Kona.
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  Speaker 5: Jack, you're a regular anywhere? No, I work at the
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  Speaker 5: places where I'm a regular. Oh my god, dude, Jack,
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  Speaker 5: what are you doing for Christmas? Working a triple?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Working a triple? About Thanksgiving? What's that double? My job?
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  Speaker 2: Before here?
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  Speaker 5: I was a bartender, and so that would be my
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  Speaker 5: bar experience of socializing. I didn't need to go to
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  Speaker 5: bars because I was working. I got I got you,
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  Speaker 5: so was always working.
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  Speaker 2: But you have a pizza Don't you have a pizza
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  Speaker 2: place you go to like almost exclusively.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's me. I go to the counter, I
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  Speaker 5: you know, I hand them the money and I leave.
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  Speaker 9: Do they know?
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  Speaker 2: You? Don't mean? Do they recognize you after coming back
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of times? See you got? That's on you.
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  Speaker 2: Still you gotta be proactive of going. Man, you compliment
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  Speaker 2: the food and try to get to know somebody. Now
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  Speaker 2: here's the thing. I know enough people. You don't enough people.
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  Speaker 2: People don't like. Two weeks ago we were talking about
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  Speaker 2: how you don't have friends. Well, yes, I don't have friends,
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  Speaker 2: but I know enough people. Checkmate, I guess I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to say that to that, I don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what function.
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  Speaker 5: What they say is if I can't generate friendships out
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  Speaker 5: of the people I already know, I don't need them.
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  Speaker 2: Like when I walk too much, too much work, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, whenever I walk into BV King.
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  Speaker 3: I got a sandwich for you, Jack, There's.
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  Speaker 2: Plenty of people. There's plenty of people that are like,
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  Speaker 2: who is this guy? Because I walk in going my
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  Speaker 2: beefy family, beefy lineage. And then I get to talk
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  Speaker 2: because they always hire like young like high schoolers for
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  Speaker 2: baseball and football team. So I always try to catch
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  Speaker 2: up on the record. Yeah, I get invested, all right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any of That sucks when I lived different,
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  Speaker 2: bald when I had it a little bit. But I
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  Speaker 2: don't have it out there. God, it sucks. I'm the
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  Speaker 2: only one who's a regular at any place yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Know, you go and you, I mean, yeah, you are
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  Speaker 5: shouting out to strangers, beefy lineage.
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  Speaker 2: People, not strangers, Jack. You just heard me say it.
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  Speaker 2: Family with other strangers there, you know. But you're not
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  Speaker 2: afraid to make a scene.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not shouting if it's busy putting you down as extraver.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not shouting. If it's busy, I'm not shouting. If
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  Speaker 2: it's busy, I'm not gonna let everybody know I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: And here's why. Rule as well. I'm down to waste
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  Speaker 2: someone's thirty seconds of their day, and it's on me
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  Speaker 2: to read the room.
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  Speaker 6: If you figure out which person that is, well, if
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  Speaker 6: you can't afford to give up thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Seconds everyone, it's probably even less than thirty second. Would
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  Speaker 2: I fit that? If I was standing in Bfking and
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  Speaker 2: you came in and you figure you're gonna target somebody
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  Speaker 2: for a thirty second experience, would I be targeted? Well,
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  Speaker 2: it's me testing the waters. Oh, I got you, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: give me the test question. What would it be? Have
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  Speaker 2: you been here before? Get out of my face? All right?
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  Speaker 2: You see like I'm down, And in that scenario, if
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  Speaker 2: that actually were to happen, I'm very comfortable going. All right,
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  Speaker 2: something's wrong with that guy, and I'm gonna move on.
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  Speaker 2: You should just go just a quick party hug and
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  Speaker 2: I'll get out of your face. No, no luck, no luck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna touch a stranger.
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  Speaker 6: Right four text seven seven zero three one.
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  Speaker 2: I do need some help from the listeners. We've said
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  Speaker 2: this a billion times over. We have excuse me, we
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  Speaker 2: have the spot. You can't get somebody out there with
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  Speaker 2: a really young, pinky nail.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Lord Jesus, don't make me bring up the chili.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't ask for it.
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  Speaker 2: It's no, no, no, man, it's uh. I have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with something that nobody likes doing. I don't know anyone
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  Speaker 2: that likes doing what I have to do. I have
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  Speaker 2: to shop for appliances. I love doing that. Why do
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  Speaker 2: you love shopping for appliances? They're so damn expensive anymore?
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  Speaker 2: And that, But I mean, I gotta buy a washer
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  Speaker 2: and dryer.
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  Speaker 5: You want to get a deal, but you also it's
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  Speaker 5: something that you're gonna deal with for the next ten
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  Speaker 5: years or more.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, every day, Yeah, there were like twelve hondo
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  Speaker 2: apiece these days. Dude, Now I got it. I think
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna have to wait for the Labor Day sale
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  Speaker 2: because I was online today looking I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, God, don't it's just a few weeks away.
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  Speaker 2: When did these things happen? When did you go from
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  Speaker 2: six ninety nine for a washer to a twelve hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 5: Mine crapped out. I remember it was Thanksgiving when I
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  Speaker 5: lost my stove and dishwasher.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I remember that. I remember that, dude, I
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  Speaker 2: gonna tell you, I laughed the hardest that year.
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  Speaker 5: And so then like I hopped on and guess what's
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  Speaker 5: the day after Thanksgiving Black Friday. So you know, I
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  Speaker 5: ended up saving a few hundred dollars because I got
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  Speaker 5: I ordered it online, it was.
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  Speaker 2: Delivered in the couple days. They're Labor Day sales up
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  Speaker 2: there as well. But I just didn't know, like I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for a good brand, because like everything tells you
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  Speaker 2: to buy LG. No No, And I.
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  Speaker 6: Know, look I've dealt with the LG that was LG
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  Speaker 6: Fridges or the lgtvs.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and all that other stuff. Fine, gotcha. I
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  Speaker 2: just I've had my own issues with LG appliances, and
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to roll the dice again. I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get like a you know, Maytag or Ge. But man,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know anything about those companies anymore. I
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  Speaker 2: used to know, Like it used to be, you would
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  Speaker 2: get an idea like when you bought something like who
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  Speaker 2: made it, where it was made, how it was made,
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  Speaker 2: cher it.
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  Speaker 5: We need some type of company that would issue a
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  Speaker 5: report meant for consumers. Maybe they could put it in
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  Speaker 5: print project.
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  Speaker 2: Those people are in play also because those people also
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  Speaker 2: take advertising money.
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  Speaker 6: Consumer reports, Yeah, don't take well. I tried seeing that
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  Speaker 6: today and it's exactly what happened to was seeing it.
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  Speaker 6: I've leaned on seen that for a while.
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  Speaker 5: I know, and I you see that because you know what,
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  Speaker 5: that's free consumer reports. You have to pay for it,
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  Speaker 5: and that's why someone has to pay for it. Therefore
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  Speaker 5: you get advertising. But Amazon reviews, just look at the reviews. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the reviews are pretty good. They have a good hit rate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always assume that Amazon reviews are juiced, you know,
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  Speaker 2: by people aren't juice or paranoid? Are you very paranoid?
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  Speaker 2: I mean people need to sell these appliances, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna get a good deal on a good product. Here
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  Speaker 2: are the two signs. Here are the big two signs
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  Speaker 2: of a good Amazon review. Let me review reviews real fast.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are looking at four K, five thousand reviews,
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  Speaker 2: if it's in the thousand reviews, that's the first green
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  Speaker 2: flag right there. All right? If it's five stars, red
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  Speaker 2: red flag, four and a half, the greenest flat really
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  Speaker 2: four and a half what you're looking for, like it's
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  Speaker 2: five a a lie? Well five of the four and
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  Speaker 2: a half is good. Five is a lie. Yeah, four
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  Speaker 2: star is also pretty solid, but four and a half stars,
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  Speaker 2: four star, you're saving money on the four and a
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  Speaker 2: half star version. He's yep, he's right. But four and
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  Speaker 2: a half stars is the real five stars on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't think that Appliant's direct isn't in Orlando anymore, right,
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  Speaker 2: I think they're just over on the coast. Is there
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  Speaker 2: a place that does like the scratching dent on top
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  Speaker 2: of that? Because I'm telling you, dude, when you go
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  Speaker 2: like to any of the big box stores and you
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  Speaker 2: look at these things, you know where you normally get
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that, it is blanking unreal. Like I can't imagine,
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  Speaker 2: you know, spending twenty two hundred plus tax and warranty
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  Speaker 2: on a washer and blinking dryer. Yes, scratching dent to thing,
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  Speaker 2: but they don't advertise.
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  Speaker 5: I know they used to have one by the Seers
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  Speaker 5: over on Foresythe and like a Seers scratching it's a
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  Speaker 5: scratching dent by Forsythe. But also I drive by one
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  Speaker 5: in Castlebery it used to be a porn shop and
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  Speaker 5: now it says appliances.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, are you sure there's appliances?
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  Speaker 2: I think you're good to go there.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure you know what kind of appliance?
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  Speaker 6: I'll visit the I'll visit porn appliances. I'm adult movie,
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  Speaker 6: all right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's all. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 9: That's your Jim.
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  Speaker 2: One word of advice to you, if you're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: an appliance, don't go to Low's or home depot.
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  Speaker 10: You get a defective appliance.
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  Speaker 2: You got forty eight hours to send it back.
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  Speaker 6: Otherwise, as you're stuck with having the factory repped trying
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  Speaker 6: to repair it, go to Costco ninety days you got.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh ooh, he's not like fine advice. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: I can't thank you guys enough. I mean we were
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  Speaker 2: inundated from texts for heads up about this. I actually
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  Speaker 2: just got through texting my wife as I'm making notes
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  Speaker 2: about all these places we can go that we're doing
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  Speaker 2: this tomorrow. So yeah, but he's right.
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  Speaker 5: The last lines I got, the ones I told you
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  Speaker 5: about it was I had forty eight hours that are
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: like warning, Yeah, make sure hook this up, make sure
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  Speaker 5: it works.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: You have forty eight hours to do that's right, could
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: return it, well, that would be bad news. Yeah, and
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I got a Costco membership. I should to just go. Yeah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I may have to borrow your Costco membership. Dog, I
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: will charge you. All right.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: You didn't even take a break, dude, seven, he didn't.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Even I'm gonna tell you something.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that I thought you should.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I really appreciate that you should. I do the same
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: damn thing you would. All right, welcome back. I'm Jim
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Ross is here as well. It's true. Hey, let's get
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: some news. Here's there. Yeah, yeah for JCS news.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: This guy gotta put his name on everything.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It's in my contract dead.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colber.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Show, and as always JCS news is brought to you
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: by that mortgage guy. Don give him a listen tomorrow
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: morning when he's host of the Home Loans radio show.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: The man charged with killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: two years ago on a New York City street is
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: pleading guilty. Luigi Mangioni entered his guilty plea to federal
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: stalking charges in New York this morning. He faces life
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: in prison and will be sentenced on December eighteenth. Speaking
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: in court, Mangioni said he traveled to New York with
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: the intent of killing Thompson and knew he and said
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: he knew what he was doing. Mangioni entered his guilty
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: plea without a plea deal with the federal government in place.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: The judge told Mangioni he will not be able to
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: withdraw his plea if he does not like the sentencing.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Mangoni still faced his state murder charges. What was interesting
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: in this case was that he admitted right is the
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: first time. Also Thompson's widow was in the courtroom as well,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: the first time that she has made an appearance in
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: any of these court proceedings. Meanwhile, not a single member
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: of Mangioni's family has ever been present at any of
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: his court hearings, including today. But they talked about her
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: having to hear him admit to the fact that he
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: stalked her husband. Do you guys know how he was
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: able to get the information as to where this conference
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: was happening?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: No idea.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: He called and pretended to be an investor with I
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: believe up to allegedly fifty million dollars looking to invest
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: and that's how he was able to get the information
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: as to what hotel.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Wow exactly, Wow and three D printed the gun.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: So it's not like you can even go after a
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: gun dealer for selling him the weapon.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Wow didn't know that either.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he crazy printed the gun all right. Thanks to
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: a judge's ruling, Florida's Attorney General is being forced to
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: change the wording on Amendment three, the property tax referendum
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: political sign into Doctor Susan McManus doesn't think many voters
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: are even gonna notice.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Most people never read Amendment three the first time. They
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: don't know what it is, They don't know about it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: The original title of the proposed amendment was save our
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Homes from Excessive Property Taxes, but the new title is
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Increased Homestead Exemption. Wording promising property taxes would be fully
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: eliminated in the future has also been mixed. Meanwhile, the
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Florida Sheriff's Association recently announced their opposition to Amendment three
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: again the property tax cut referendum on November's ballot.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Palm Beach County Sheriff Rig Bradshaw no relation, you know.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: But what was interesting anyone watching us on the YouTube
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: channel saw Jimmy actually physically recoil back as I said
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: the name Bradshaw. It was like God, not another one,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Not another one, Jesus all right? Well, Paul Beach County
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Sheriff Ric Bradshaw says some smaller municipalities right thing to bury,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Other smaller towns may wind up without a tax base.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: They won't have a tax base. It'll all be exibed,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: so they won't be able to collect taxes to pay
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: for the law enforcement and fire services that they have now.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: He says legislators should instead find other ways to give
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: tax relief to residents. Congressman Byron Donalds, however, the leading
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: candidate for a governor, says he wants to go even
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: further than Amendment three.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: My goal is.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Still repealing home to their property taxes.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: I think that's important for the people in our state.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Make Florida home Now.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: The proposed amendment needs sixty percent support to pass.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Early voting is wrapping up ahead of the August eighteenth primary.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: The statewide early voting period runs through tomorrow, Saturday, August fifteenth,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: so that ready, so Florida had nearly thirteen point five
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: million registered voters as of July thirty first, and elections
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: officials are encouraging eligible voters to make a plan to
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: cast their ballots before polls close on Tuesday. Voters can
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: check with their local elections office for polling locations in times,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: usually you want to check with your your particular county.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: But normally you can vote like at the library and
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: other early polling sites. However, on Tuesday, you will not
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: be able to use those. You'll have to go to
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: your precincts. Really, yes, all right. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: is weighing in on next week's primary, where in battled
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Florida Congressman Corey Mills is looking for another term. What
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: say you, Governor DeSantis.
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: I have not endorsed Corey Mills, and I do not
• 20:26
  Speaker 11: support Corey Mills.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Whoa as a shot fired.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fellow Republican Congress.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Fellow Republican congress Members Anna Paulina Luna and Mike Heradopoulos
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: have both endorsed mills opponent Ryan Elijah. You'll recognize that name.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: He's the former Fox thirty five News anchor. Mills previously
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: had the quote complete and total endorsement end quote from
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: President Trump, but was left out this week from his
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: nearly two dozen Florida Republican endorsements ahead of the primary.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: For those who do not know, Congressman for Florida's seventh
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: district is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee one
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I believe of two investigations. Mills, however, stresses that he
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: has never been criminally charged and denies being contacted by
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the Department of Justice about a possible DOJ investigator.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I found out that Trump did not endorse Corey Mills.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: You know, I found out. Ryan Elijah ran to Facebook.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I mean my man ran to Facebook and said Donald
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Trump just released his twelve endorsements and Corey Mills was
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: not one of them. That's how I found out.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Is that how you found out?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Immediately?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: He told her.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It sounds like such anes so a show, doesn't it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Speaking of that, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer delivered his State
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: of the City addressed today, recognizing accomplishments and plans for
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: the future. But you didn't know this, but Dyer says
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: the city's wastewater advanced Treatment site attracts bird watchers from
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: around the globe.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: We are the only city in America that has turned
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: your number two into a number one tourist attraction.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, there's something good with politics, right. I don't know
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: how to feel about that. I don't like that at all.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: He's bragging that our sewage treatment plants attract Yeah, okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: The reason why I don't like it is because you
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: got to flex a little harder. I need more audio
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: drops of acomplishments.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I had different I had different ones.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I had one with a property tax and memoir and
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: one with the sidewalks.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I like it again.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: But it's good because he uses that to distract from
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: the fact that he's killed downtown.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry the nightlife.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say the Swans.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Thanks for clarifying. Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, Dyer did tout the improved upkeep of the
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: city streets and safety investments has greatly reduced pedestrian fatalities,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: making Orlando actually a safe place to walk. During his
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: City of the state of the City address, he said,
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: you know, we had been number one for pedestrian deaths,
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: but we've made so many improvements. But that now nationally
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: we're being recognized for the improvements that they've made to
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: make Orlando a safer.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: City to walk in.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: That is that's very very good.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: And I mean if your wastewater treatment plant can do anything,
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, at least it's attracting, you know, birdwatchers.
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: So like he's, well, are we trying to make that
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: a big deal that we turned on a poop facility
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: into a bird spot. I mean, he's just got to
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: be laugh with it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: how much more you need. You know, that seemed like
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a rejoiceful I'm just happy that wasn't like, guys, we
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: need an we need a press conference, right, Yeah, we
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: need to tell the people there are other things good
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: gather around.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, Love and hip hops.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Betty Idel, whose real name is Salom Jackson, is facing
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: money laundering and grand theft charges. She's accused of pocketing
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: nearly two hundred thousand dollars for the sale of eva
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Velusia County property that wasn't hers.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Detectives say someone posed as the real owners of the
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: vacant Orange City land and put it on the market.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: The buyer wired the money to a fake business account
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: track to the forty year old reality TV personality who's
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: appeared on several different reality TV shows. Her bond was
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: set at a mere two hundred seventy five thousand dollars.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Oh man, all right, and then oh man, you and
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I were referencing this before the show, Jimmy. But just
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: an absolutely tragic and senseless story out of Lake County
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: where two people are dead after a property dispute turned violent.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: In Mount Dora, the Sheriff's office announced yesterday a man
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: shot a woman Wednesday in Mount Dora through the window
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: of her car, before moving her body into the back
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: of her vehicle, covering her with a blanket, then going
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: home and shooting himself. Yep, neither has been identified, but
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: again they say they had been a long gooing, ongoing
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: dispute over property lines.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's so tragic. It's unbelievable.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: What did it solve?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what did it solve?
• 24:55
  Speaker 12: All Right?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Van Health and Daytona Beach is wrapping up a major expansion.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: The project included five news stories added between two existing
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: towers and one hundred new beds. A new parking lot
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: with hundreds of spaces has also been built to improve
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: accessibility for patients, visitors, and staff. A ribbon cutting ceremony
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: for the hospital expansion is scheduled for Wednesday, August twenty six.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: But that's not all good news for Embry Riddle University
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: students and drivers who pass by.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: It's Daytona Beach Campus.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Governor Rond DeSantis has announced the early start to Clyde
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Morris Boulevard improvements.
• 25:29
  Speaker 11: This fully funded, fifty six million dollar investment will support
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: three miles of improvements and will significantly improve safety for
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: students and the swift movement of traffic along this heavily
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: travailed corridor.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he says.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: The project will include a pedestrian tunnel under Clyde Morris good. Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: So that's good Meanwhile, a plan to improve traffic congestion
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: for Orange County is on hold. The Winter Gardens City
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Commission met last night to discuss a traffic improvement plan
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: for Avalon Road very lightly travel very lightly traveled. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: but the plan was pulled from the agenda. The plan
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: called for roundabouts, reduced speed limits, and four way stops.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Some residents question if those changes were really going to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: be enough to especially if the city's population continues to grow.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: There's no word on why the agenda item was pulled
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: or what happens next. What do you think Wintergarden going
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: to continue to grow?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, a lot at an alarming rate, by exactly exactly.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I think Wintergarden Clairmont maybe two of the hottest areas
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: in all of Orlando right now.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Wild Wood, Groveland, all those areas that used to be
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: so sleepy.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like Claremont, man a lot of hills
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: and some pills. Well, the thing is, there was no
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: One of the best Mexican restaurants I've rate in my
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: entire life was in Groveland, Florida. I thought they're doing
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: some real estate work for my wife, and I popped
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: into this place expecting nothing, and it was game changing. Oh,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I bet so amazing.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Those are some of the best places, those hole in
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the walls, although you got to be careful.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: And by the way, there's nowhere else to develop. We
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: talked about this before. When you build that infrastructure, he
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: gets out there pretty quick. There's just simply nowhere else
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: to hour to go. It had to be there, all right.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: And then finally, Norwegian soccer star Earling Holland was already
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: a big star, right.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, unfortunately because he plays for Manchester City.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Sorry, move on, I know, I know, I took that
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: part out. I wasn't evenna mention that, so jelly. Of course,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: his profile rose even more thanks to that strong World
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Cup showing and the way he just embraced American culture.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: We don't see anyone else get off their plane with
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: a stuffed raccoon with a bottle of whiskey in its Paul.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, they got could take over America in like a
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: week and a half. He's super likable. Anyone over my
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: favorite country, okay, your favorite.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Well, it turns out Earling Holland has hit the big
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: time after police and Ecuador seized over a thousand pounds
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: of packaged cocaine that had stickers with his face all
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: over it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Is it flattering?
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: The three hundred and seventy packages of Holland faced booger
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: sugar were found in the false bottom of a truck
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: that Anti Nark Hottock's agents pulled over on the Pan
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: American Highway. You kind of don't know if you feel
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: like you've made it or did I really make it?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it shows cartels have a sense
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: of humor because they say those stickers help identify who
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: made it, who their clients are. Holland isn't the only
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: World Cup star to get the drug packaging treatment. I'm
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: sure you can imagine another mess Yeah, there you go,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Argentine captain and global superstar Lionel Messe.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That's some good stuff there.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Has also wound up on the packaging. So did they
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: send him one so you can frame it?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, you would assume that Messi's coke would
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: be way better. I don't know. The coke scene is
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: a Norway.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: That's got to be a pretty damn good feeling. If
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: you are conducting one of these raids and you're looking looking,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: and then you discovered the false bottom in the yes, yes, yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: and it's weird because they even package him up where
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: it's like a piece of string or a piece of pain.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Person. When you pull the cap off with it, it's
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: supposed to be like the cap that's welded on, a
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: little flap will will fall out, and they'll pull that
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: flap and it's rigs, so it pulls out the entire
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: line from me to you of bricks of coke, just
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: one after the other. Really, Oh yeah. When they pile
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: it out at the bottom of the truck, it's a
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: gigantic pile. A whole bunch of cocaine, a whole bunch
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: of cocaine.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, Earling Holland endorses you, just.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Getting I think Earling Holland would actually have the better cocaine.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: He's big, white and like powerful and then miss Brown cocaine. Yeah, mess,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: he's small. He's got a left foot, you know, kissed
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: by God. I get it, but I understand Argentina Norway.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: But sure either way, that concludes your JCS news.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I get it. He did the line of blow and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: then the baseline was too fast. I get it. That's
• 29:53
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  Speaker 2: a absolute thriving and absolute thriving force even after losing
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: arguably the most popular person in their band. I would
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: have never guessed. I wouldn't put one dollar on that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: But these guys have persevered, and man, they have found
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: a niche in music where people it is cultish. Really
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: they love them.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was their four nights there, and I think
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: that was fresh off of four nights stint in Madison.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Square the Timeless too. They're not young anymore, they can
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: still do it and of course maybe have one of
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: the most talented dudes of music with Getty Lee.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: I can't believe how good they held it and Alex
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: likeson on guitar. Wow, and I mean they were like thirty.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I have a friend. You were talking
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: about the cultish like personality of their fan base. I
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: have a friend who's seen them sixty plus times. Oh man,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: really yeah, I got the tattoo on the calf and everything. Yeah, badass,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I've only seen them price. Yes, very nice. Or let's
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: get to it. Of course you are the three Jim
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: you are, thanks, but I appreciate that. You're the food
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: critic for the Orlando Weekly. What are you critiquing this week?
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Let's start with top Tamera Heritage.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Tomorrow Heritage, So this is going to do. They're
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: billing it as a Michelin Star caliber Indian restaurant. That's
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: from the same folks who own Tomorrow Modern Indian Cuisine
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: down by the Attractions and Tomorrow Lake Mary, which are
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: reviewed back in June and noted for their incredible I
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: mean absolutely incredible lamb shots, their Afghani style lamb shots.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: So anyway, they're opening right in the heart of downtown.
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: You know where they're opening where Rusty Spoon used to be,
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: right oh way, yeah, yeah, fifty five West Church Street.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: They're they're aiming to be open by the end of
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: the year, and they're going to be presenting set menus
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: and tasting menus because you know, they want to go
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: after the you know, the Michelin Star. Sure, but it's
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: really interesting that whole area. I just drove through it
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: to this afternoon, and there's like a revitalization thing happening
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: in that area. I think they're trying to be a
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: little more inviting, a little more people friendly, pedestrian friendly.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: So this, you know, the timing of this restaurant may
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: be just sweet, you know, for for the owners. You know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: it may just draw a lot of a lot of
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: foot traffic.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Well we know that. I think they are planning like
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: a revitalization of downtown. I've seen some renderings of that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: entire plaza that's right across the street from that restaurant,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: so uh, that'll be the case. It looks like that
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: could be one of the anchors they're leaning on to
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: do so, so we'll look forward to that.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Indian Restaurant to boot, so that's yea, yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: that'll be very interesting. I hope, I hope they succeed,
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: and I hope the food is you know, just half
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: as good as it is at the Tomorrow and Lake Mary,
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: which is very good for sure.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to Creo inside East End Market. That
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: seems to be the starting place or so many, so
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: many hipster restaurants here in central Florida the jumping point.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right, maybe Koreo will end up being brick
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: and mortar. But the Creo they've opened up in the
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: old La fem de Fromage stalled the cheese, the cheesemonger
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: salt in East End Market and they're specializing in Venetian snacks.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: It's called chicetti and Chigeti.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: It can be anything from like salads to meat balls
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: to like you know, stretchy hotello on house meat bread,
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: roasted egg plants, stuff like that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: They're gonna have like a rotating menu of entrees as well.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: But yeah, Italian Fair they just recently opened, I think
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: last week they saw off open, So check them out.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Right, and.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, we get a better connection with him when
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: he's in Canada than we do.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Exactly, I'm looking at this menu as we kind of
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: waited for him to unfreeze. It almost was like that
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: that was I was the thunder. I don't know if
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I'm back, you're you're here, Yes, big storm out there.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: It kind of looks like Italian tapis a little bit right,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: like these are are these exactly? Yeah?
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So it's it's called, like I said, chickatti,
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: which are like Venetian snacks. And if you remember at
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: the in the Milk House in the Milk District, Pizza
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Bruno Bruno Bruno Zucchini opened up a place there called
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Chicketti for a very short period of time when the
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Milkhouse opened, initially opened, and he was the first one
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: to bring these sort of Venetian small bites. You know,
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: we had little sardines and things like that, so little
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: snacks to have with you know, paired with drinks. But
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: of course alcoholisn't isn't offered here at Creo, but you
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: can still pop by and have some Italian snacks.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Very nice Korea right there right there inside East End
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Market and again there's so many great little things to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: discover what or there, So that'll be just another great
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: place to do that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: Indeed, indeed, there's a lot right check them out. Let's
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: talk about Mills Night Market. Okay, so this is like
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: fresh fresh news. I haven't even written about this one yet. So, uh,
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Mills Night Market will essentially be the nighttime yang to
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: the daytime Yen.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Of Mills Market.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: It's it's joined at the hip at Mills Market and
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: it's where that little Saigon restaurant used to be, right
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: at the corner of Mills.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: So it's a pretty large restaurant, and so they're going
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: to open up a night market. It's gonna have a
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: completely different vibe. It'll be a little more relaxed, a
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: little more energy, catered more for the night time crowd,
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: and inside will be a hidden space that will house
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: a Majong parlor if you guys play majo on. But
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: it'll offer like cocktails and nibbles and things like that.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: There'll be seven unique food concepts going in which they'll reveal,
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: you know, in the course of the coming weeks. And
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: there'll be at a bar there too, serving all kinds
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: of whiskey sake cocktails, uh sake in general. So yeah,
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: and they're they're projecting to open in early twenty twenty seven.
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: Right joined at the hip at mills Market.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Uh fis. I have a huge Mills Market fan. And
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: because I'm kind of new to mills Market, believe it
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: or not, I'm only been going there like for the
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: last six months. I'm addicted to the Ube sesame balls.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I love that little all of the fried banana, the
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Japanese fried banana, all of that stuff. What's your favorite
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: thing in Mills Market? Is it Cowboy Curry? Because that's
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: my favorite. It was it was Cowboy Curry until Okonomi opened.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Okonomi is the is the like the ten seat sushi
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: bar right next door, right next to Cowboy Curry. And
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you if you I was saying, like a
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: lot of people can't afford to go and eat at
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: the two Michelin Starsarakara, but they can eat at Okonobe
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: because all the fish that they're serving at Stoikara, it's
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: the same fish. It's the same unique cuts that you
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: won't find really at any other restaurant in town. U
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: meiaque cuts that he's getting shipped directly from from fishermen
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: in Japan, and you can get that served to you
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: at Okonoma for like a fraction of the produce, say
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: like five bucks for like you know, for for sashimi
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: or in you give wow. And to anyone listening if
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: you haven't made your way to Mills Market, it's like
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: a country in a building. It's like you get to
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: it's what six restaurants all right next door, not even
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: next door, all underneath one roof. You get to try
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: a little this, a little that, some roasted duck fried rice,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: all the way to a fresh bow to the Japanese
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: strawberry sand doos. It is such a cool Orlando awesome,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: it's too dope.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Not only that, but next week or maybe in the
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: next two weeks, Udi Market is going to be opening
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: up inside there, and that's going to be like a
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Japanese style convenience store, you know, like the Japanese seven eleven's.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be a Conbini that's opening up right in
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: the corner space there inside Mills Market.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Very cool. That's awesome Mills Market. That's the night market there,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: so check them out.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So that'll be early next year. The Mills Night Market,
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: the well where Little Sigon Restaurant used to be very nice.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to six Ravens.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: Six Ravens, So everyone knows Gideon's bake House there in
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: East End Market and Disney Springs. Steve Lewis is the
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: guy who runs that. So he's just opened up his
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: new concept called six Ravens and it's specializing on what
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: he's calling coffin CEO F F y n s and
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: they're essentially it's essentially an old English word for hand pies.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: And what he's done is that he's collaborated with with
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: some local outfits like Red Panda, Noodle Pizza, Bruno, Pink Salamander,
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: the Smash Burger Truck and Smoking Donuts to create the
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: fillings for these handpies. So they've opened up in Disney Springs.
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: It's I think right around the corner from where the
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Gideon's bake House is. And you know, everything this guy touches,
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: you know, turns into a long wine dude.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Essentially, I was about to say, man again, let's talk
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: about going back in time and betting. Look, everybody kind
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: of knew one of the big secrets in Orlando in
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: the culinary world was Gideon's Cookies because it was only
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: one location. It was right there. It only made so
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: many a day. If you didn't get there in time,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: you got none. But did you ever think that, I mean,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: did you see this thing going so crazy? But this
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: guy literally is sitting on a giant atm out there
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: at Disney Springs. He's printing money with these cookies. And
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: now this new concept looks amazing. Oh he froze up
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: on me again. Yeah, yeah, it's the thunder Man. Yeah yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: There is a severe thunderstorm warning though for Orange and
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Ancila County, so we we don't see the weather we're at,
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: but it is getting pretty hardly.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I love Gideons. I know how good that cookie tastes,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: but I have a hard time calling it a cookie. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: it's weird that. That is one of the big arguments
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: with gideon Cookies, because it is like it seems to
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: be like a hybrid. It's a cake of something, it's
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: not a cake, and that's the thing. It really deserves
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: its own new word. Yea, that good and that special,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: But just having it just like in your mind you
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: have the picture of what a cookie is, and that
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: is not what Gideon is man. That is it's better
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: than a hard drug. Yeah, this guy's like literally printing
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: money over there. Let's get fire us back on fire
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: as you there, buddy, I'm here man.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: That was like another wicked, wicked crack of thunder that
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: knocked out our internet.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: So hey, so let me ask you about the six
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Ravens thing. Is this going to be a continuing rotation
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: of people who are making these fillings because out of
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Disney Springs it's a little different. I mean, as you're
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: a proprietor, I don't know that you can change that
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: much that fast. I mean, do you do you know it?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Are these pretty much gonna be the standard offerings?
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: I think these will be the standard offerings for now,
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: at least for the at least for the foreseeable future. He's,
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: like I said, he's partnered up with four local outfits,
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: But then he also has some recipes of his own,
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: and he also serves things like I think it's a
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: smashed potato side, you know, to have with these with
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: these coffins. So yeah, I think he wants to first
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: gauge interest, see how it goes, and then maybe add
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: add to the menu from there.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: But you are right. Everything this guy touch turns to
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: literal gold. It's pretty amazing to watch. The ascension of
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Gideon has been on Fias. I've missed it. Did you
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: try one of the six Raven Coffins yet or you
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: have not?
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: No?
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: I have not.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: So they just opened last week ross, so I have
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: not had a chance to go out there and try
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: them as yet.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'm invested, I'm intrigued. Very nice. And then let's end
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: the track. Let's end up Bias with a Noma Kai Steakhouse.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: No maa Kay steakhouse. So this is Noma Kai by
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Sushi Saint. If you're if you're going down to Disney Springs,
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: you may as well pop by Icon Park. And this
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: is a This is a concept by Mike Lantis who
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: runs Michelin Stard Sosaki. He has Purlis Pizza, he's got
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: Sushi Saint. And what this is it's just his take
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: on a on a an American steakhouse as seen through
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: a Japanese lens. So he's got like kogi marinated dry
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: h tomahawks, he's got you know, your typical bone in
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: revis he'll have things like lobster noodles, sides, of like
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Machi truffle potatoes and obviously have sushi and that is
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: opening August nineteenth, so in five days. If you guys
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: are heading down that way, check out Noma Kai n
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: O m I k A I by Sushi Saints in
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: icon Tark.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Very nice, buddy. Well, look man, we always appreciate a
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: great job today as always. Uh and it is ironic
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: that we could talk to you clearly in Toronto but
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: not in Longwood. I mean I think I could shout
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: out this window and hear you clear you guys give
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: it up. Good love for oh and this ride will
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: be joining us tomorrow night in our poker tournament. Nice.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: We'll see them, buddy, I will.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: I just hope to do better than I did last year.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: That's my only goal me too.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: We'll see them. There's the great fires Car four seven
• 43:39
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• 43:42
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait. Great weekend all brought aloha.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: I'm so tired of the roundabouts and I wish they
• 44:55
  Speaker 9: would stop putting them everywhere. There is no possible way
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: you can tell me that that improves safety and traffic
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: flow over a standard lighted intersection. There's no way possible
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: that that is the case. It just causes everybody to
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: either do the awkward back and forth and not move,
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: or everybody just guns it and you just hope for
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: the best and white knuckle your way through it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: There's no way it's more safe, I guess obsoutely well.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: So for tomorrow, I'm hoping to see my fellow brown
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Tanzanian brother fires Garrad. Be nice to catch up. Thanks bye,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: You'll be there, buddy. You know you just don't hear
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: about Mexican jumping beans anymore. Happy Friday crew.
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: So I was listening to Sink or Sale and Rupert
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: Holmes got a sail from me, but it was definitely
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: sailing on a smoky casino about coming out of Cape Canaveral.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: But with that being said, I wanted to know if
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: you guys have seen the guy who generates like AI
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: generates yacht rock songs like yacht rock covers of other songs,
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: and he does want to enter Sandman by Metallica, and
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: it is so good, it's it's should be illegal.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: They are really good. All right, I haven't seen it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: Hey, guys, I'm one of the people who voted to
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: sink it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: It's too depressing.
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: If I'm on a yacht and I'm rocking, No, we're
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: not listening to that depressing crap.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Love the show, Thank you, thank you. Don't hold that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 15: Hey guys, Michael p chicking in great show as always. Ross,
• 46:32
  Speaker 15: so good to have you back, buddy, sitting out front,
• 46:35
  Speaker 15: smoking a cigarette and joining a beer, and uh see
• 46:38
  Speaker 15: two lizards chasing each other. And I'm thinking to myself,
• 46:41
  Speaker 15: how fast would humans run if we could run as
• 46:44
  Speaker 15: fast as lizards proportionally?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know, just so thought I had have a
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: great day.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Guys, right Backwoods Wrapper, which hand you holding that with?
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Thanks to seven seven zero three When I'm gym, there's dead.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: But we know which ones you got at seven.
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: Yea and Ross as well. Roundabouts work, Yeah, roundabouts do work.
• 47:09
  Speaker 16: You know.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I love that guy's takes. He's one of my favorite,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: you know, talkbackers. But I cannot get on board with that.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Every single roundabout I've ever experienced has been very efficient.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: It does the job, slows traffic down, people seem to
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: mind those things better than they do four way stops.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: And you'll yeah as well.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: The only thing, the only problem I have with roundabouts
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: is that they ended up putting in roundabouts where we
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: had never been taught how to use a roundabout. Did
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: not anyone ever see National lampoons. Vacation, vacation, big Ben,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: big Ben? Hey kids, look there's big Ben.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I'll say this to the talkbackers. Point when it's a
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: two lane roundabout, I'm not the biggest fan of those.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Ye I like one lane round about. I will agree
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: with that, and I'll tell you where they did this.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: You guys ever use US one? You ever drive down
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: US one at all? Right, So when I go back
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: to Palacus sometimes I'll go up through Banel and take
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: US one for a little while. Right, And it's a
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: two lane concrete highway much like North four forty one
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: here in Orlando, and they installed roundabouts on that. And
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: the thing that is that speed limit is sixty five no,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: And look they tell you to slow down, they damn
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: sure don't tell you why. And if you don't see
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: the red octagon, guess what. You ain't pump at the
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: brakes like you used to so you have to really
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: kind of I remember hitting those things. I was like,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: they need to tell somebody this is happening. I guess
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you I want to do it just going
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: straight right through that thing. But overall, generally speaking, roundabouts
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: have treated me quite nice. I agree. The ones that
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: I remember encountering the most were the ones they installed
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: on the Lake Front Drive going into Sandford from I four.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: In other words, the road that goes right in front
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: of the Zoo, like that road all the way down
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: to Sandford has roundabouts now and it works quite well.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: I think now the combination of roundabouts and speed bumps
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: is a bit much. Calm down, Calm down, City, Your
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: budget will be fine. So there is a story today,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: and I know you guys have talked about these things.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I've never had one of my life, and I think
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: somebody on the show may have a small addiction. But uh,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: this is one of the fastest growing ideas in the
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: nation right now, food wise. And the reason I say
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: that is is one company has dominated this space for
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: the longest time and they've enjoyed that. But this story
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: today with Yahoo Life is actually kind of interesting because
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: they're saying that this now is one of the fastest, biggest,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: biggest targeted food items in the US right now. In
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: other words, people are trying to mimic the OG to
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: come up with their own that people will like microgreens.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Not micro greens, this is a composed thing that you
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: can buy. Jack is a gigantic fan. Maybe your kids
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: would have been as well.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: Peanut butter and jelly.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: What kind uncrustable dude?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: The uncrustable world.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: The uncrusted world has exploded apparently, like I had no
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: idea because I don't have anybody in my family that
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: eats uncrustables. We're all grown ass people. We trust you
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: for advice on food. And I'll get ahead of this.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Go figure that one. I'll get ahead of this for
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: my client here, mister Bradshaw. Jack Bradshaw does not enjoy
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: uncrustable Yes, he does enjoying crustables. He just talked about
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: it the other day. Here's the deal.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: And Ross, thank you for standing up because they Jimmy
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: would always make the joke that I have to cut
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: the cross off. No, I could eat the crust and
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: I'm fine eating the crust.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: You aren't.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: I am the uncrustable because I had the knockoff Aldie brand.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: It was in the freezer. I'm like, huh, I'll take
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: this for lunch today, And I'm like, damn, that's good too. Yeah, no, really,
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: I can have that, or I can have it made
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: regular on wonderbread or whatever they're serving that day. But
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: I am saying that because there's a cost of it
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: becoming an uncrustable. Yeah, and usually I think you would
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: prefer just normal bread, jelly, peanut butter, safe and you get.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: A lot more. Saying he's too cheap to like the
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: package brought up because you don't get enough for the money.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: I was dancing around it like that, but you should
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: say that, yeah, yeah, Do you know how these things
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: came about? Do you know how the incrustable came about?
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Divorced dads? Not divorced dads, but dads for sure. This
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: is it was two dads who had picky kids or
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: kids that were picky eaters, who were especially averse to crust.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: And while the friends were spending time together with their families,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: their kids asked for crustless peb and Jay sandwiches for lunch.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Their wives, Kristen and Emily, suggest that they should mass
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: produce crust free snacks, so they did. That's exactly what happened.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: And then jams Smucker bought them in nineteen ninety eight,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: and by two thousand, uncrustables were in grocery store freezers
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: everywhere in pre perpetuity. So there you go, just a
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: couple that's I have figure out a problem for their kids.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: They are pretty good though.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I love them.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: They are such a great hand snack. We need a
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: quick protein sugar burst not a lot of food.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: They really are. They're convenient, and they're so tasty.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: And by the way, they have ones that are like
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: zero sugar or very low sugar as well. Of course
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: it's still white process bread. But do they offer them
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: in like wheat or any other bread styles. I think
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: they do a really really they do? You know this?
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I am fully aware. I get uncrustables a lot. Do
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: you really eat these things a lot? Dude? It gets
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: even worse? Are you ready to judge even more? Because
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: I already feel that you got your size eleven judge
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: shoes on. Who's here now? I know a lot of
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: PGA tour players eat these things because it's a really
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: good little little snack. While they're going and it's a.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Good protein snacks when you're out on the golf course.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: You can't get back to the clubhouse real quick. You
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: just pop in on.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Reading the room also looking into a mirror. I am
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: the biggest uncrustable fan here, really, absolutely. I thought it
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: was Jack by a billion. He likes peev and Jay's
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: more thank you like on crustables more than Jack though.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: In fact, I even have a little technique. I take
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: them out of the freezer and then and then I
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and then I nest on them like an egg. What
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: do you mean I see ye Wait a minute, I
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: used my goog's body warns to heat up my crustables. Whatever. Guys,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: you put your sandwiches in your man pocket. Yeah yeah,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: and then and that's how I defrosted you. No, it's fine.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I'm still wearing pants.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Just to clarify, I'm gonna say that.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Was the most needed clarity of old time. And it's
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: kind of nice because it's refreshing because you're like, okay, cool,
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: and now it's take an a seed seat for the
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: next twelve minutes. One of the other reasons it's getting
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: so much heat right now is I guess.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Sitting on the crustables like getting heat because of me.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: The Kelsey brothers were talking about these things on their
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: podcast It's a Travis and Jason Kelcey, right, and they
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: were talking about how many people in the NFL crushed
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: these things during games because they're easy to eat. You
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: do get that carb hit, you get the sugar hit
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: with a jelly, and you get the protein with the
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: peanut butter. They're easy to eat. They can just cut
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: and toss them back when they get hungry. It doesn't
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: sit on their stomach hard, so they love them.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Two years ago, Hard Knocks you know where they follow
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: a different football franchise in the off season, and they
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: were following the New York Giants with their brand new GM.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: And then this series opens up with him driving through
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: like New York and the New Jersey and him just
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: like eating Uncrustables in the car.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I love these. This one guy out line today is
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: eating them literally pills just he would take the entire
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: thing and just stuff it with two fingers into his
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: mouth to choose and we're gone.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Somebody just texted us at seven seven zero three, one
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: guys Uncrustable in the air Frar changed my life.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Oh loved the plumber.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought Ross was gonna say is that
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: he put it in a like toasted the side, look
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: at a pant.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: In his own special air Frary's. That's the difference there.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: This hair Frar hair. I basically become a penguin crustables. Yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I really do. I'm not proud of it. And also,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: just because we're talking about it, let me vent about
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: my wife. I want the regular bad for you smuckers
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: on crustable. Oh gee, but my wife gets the super
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: hoity toity credit score eight twenty incrustables. Yeah, an organic
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: brand or how much was this? She was like five
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: six bucks. I'm like, there's four of them. You don't
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: have to do that. So, like I I love uncrustables,
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: but I also know that they should never be close
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: to two dollars a pop. Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: So somebody texted that their daughter makes her uncrustables. That
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: way she can pick her own bread, the type of
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: jelly she wants, and also the type of peanut butter.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: They're easy to make. She even got a little machine
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: off Amazon. She can make them run or square damn.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: And they have a lot of different I thought it
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: was like legit, just one product like peanut butter, jelly
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: and white bread. That's it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: No, there was great. There was strawberry now yeah that
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: was just to start off.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: With just peanut butter. Uh, like una BlackBerry. Yeah, and
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: nutella is actually what I was thinking next is like
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: they have to have a nutele one right, I believe
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: so wow, I haven't rode that dragon yet. That's it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: It's it. They don't call it nutella because they didn't
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: make the collab deal. They don't want to pay the money,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: so they say chocolate flavored hazelnuts spread. Everybody knows. Everybody knows. Also,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: while we're in this cold a sack of conversation, you who,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: that's not chocolate milk. I just found that out like
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: this four months ago. No way. Yeah. Temperature. Yeah that's
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: a dead giveaway. Yeah shouldn't. I should have seen it coming.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: You have the dead giveaways. It sticks to crackers. Yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I always just thought like, man, this milk tastes like water. Yeah, yeah,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: that's what it is, dude. Uh Yeah. And Crests also
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: has let's say they have peanut butter and strawberry jam. Him,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: peanut butter and grape jelly. That's the O g right
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: and bright eyed berry to have him with apple jelly
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: and they have them with honey like Jack was saying, Damn,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: that's awesome, dude. What is the best jelly for your
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: peanut butter and jelly? I'm going strawberry.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: I'm strawberry jam. Can't be jelly jelly. I'll only do grape.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Jam's gotta be strawberry.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: What about preserves between jam?
• 57:26
  Speaker 12: Jack?
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Then how about marmalades? Wow?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like a marmalade too bitter.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Ah, she told you, guys, you what I told my
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: mom that there was more than two genders. I'm sorry,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I've never thought that that. I was just trying to
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: all right. Seven, we started to talk about peanut butter
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: and jelly, and now we're in a trains argument. It's
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: very bizarre, alright. O one text seven zero three on
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Let's take a little break or Whiskey of the Week
• 58:02
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• 58:08
  Speaker 12: Hey, guys, checking in from Tucson. It is party mom. Hey,
• 58:13
  Speaker 12: I love roundabouts for roadaries. They make so much sense.
• 58:17
  Speaker 12: The traffic goes so much smoother and quicker. They don't
• 58:22
  Speaker 12: have to wait for a light that lasts forever. They
• 58:25
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• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Good hearing from you.
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: Flagber County native here And yeah, I know those roundabouts
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: up there in Banilla real well. And there's one down
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: by where Old Dixie and US one medium. The US
• 58:46
  Speaker 8: one kind of has a sort of a sharp curve there,
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: and for years there were lots of fatal accidents in
• 58:52
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• 58:56
  Speaker 8: is a huge blessing. Plus Flagworth County has grown like
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: crazy with the amount of people around you are correct.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Hey guys, happy day, what's up buddy?
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Roundabouts are not difficult if you had a shred of
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: common sense. You yield to somebody that is already in
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: the traffic circle. As you approach the traffic circle, slow
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: down slightly. Look to your left. Is there a vehicle
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: already in there? If there is, slow down a little more,
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: let them get past you, and then you fall in
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: right behind them. The point of a roundabout is to
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: not come to a complete stop. Idiots had come to
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: a complete stop or what jams up traffic. Yield to
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: a car in the circle.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Boom and just like that. All right, welcome ba going
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: to the Jim Colbert Show, or already one oh four
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're featuring today. It's Rye month. We
• 1:01:13
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• 1:01:16
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  Speaker 2: and Capan rye. This is their quintessential rye whiskey utilizing
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  Speaker 2: six to seven year old Rye Whiskeys from MGP of Longsburg, Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: It's incredibly versatile, delicious on its own, makes a killer
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  Speaker 2: Manhattan as well. The mash Bill is a famous ninety
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  Speaker 2: like a Bullet, Whistle Pig and countless others. This is
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  Speaker 2: part of their legacy series of whiskeys Jack.
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  Speaker 5: And it is indeed and it is quite tasty, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: I drank it all. Oh well, you gotta come and
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  Speaker 2: get to mark the whole. So it's so funny because
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  Speaker 2: Ross said to me, and I have to tell you,
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  Speaker 2: for a while I was in this same bucket, I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: wasn't a really big fan of Rise because Rise were
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: a little raw for me, and it was just kind
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  Speaker 2: of one of those things where when you have Bourbon
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: has that sweet kind of vanilla a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: burnt orange in there, you're like you get used to that,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, man, I don't I don't know if
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Rise because rides are a
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: little bit dumb, spicier, and like I said, they don't
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: taste as aged or raw. They're not as mature. It
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel like But man, this one, because it's only
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: ninety proof, is really easy to drink.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: And I mean, growing up right, it would only be
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: that's that's your standard whiskey, and it would be something
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: you'd mix with something up right, exactly for me, it
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: was always something to be mixed with something else. And
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: so this is like one of the rare times I'm
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: just having a straight rye.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: And I think it's because of the proof. What do
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: you think, Raws, I mean, I think the proof of
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: being ninety it makes it a little bit more approachable,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: how about you? All Right, I'm gonna be more than honest. Okay,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: all right. I like whiskey, I like bourbon. I am
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: not the biggest rye. Now, even this one hunt I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: had this low alcohol level. I thought it would hitch
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: a little bit better. Well, what's weird is the thorn
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Hurst rye that is a blended ride that we reviewed
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: last week. Last week, that's one of the best bourbons
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I've ever had. That's one of the best whiskies I've
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: ever had in my entire life. So at first I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: thought like maybe I really still really I'm getting into rise. Yeah. Unfortunately,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: this rye isn't hit me the same way that that
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: thorn hurt, that Thornhurst rye. That blend is good. That
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: should be a top five whiskey in the war. By
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: the way. That's why I let you take that bottle.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I know how much you enjoyed that. I did as well.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: But I will tell you I'm taking this one because
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: I love this. I think this is really really it's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: actually a tiny bit buttery. I for a rye that's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: kind of wild, but it still has that spice. It
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: doesn't have that raw flavor that I got used to
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: with Rise and this is very approachable. And to me,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I kind of agree with Jack. I would. I would
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: rarely drink rye straight, but this is one because because again,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: this low alcohol level to me makes it considerably more approachable. Yes,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: and you can drink it straight. I know because I've
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: been doing it since three o'clock. I'm doing it right
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: now on the camera. It's so good. Let me make
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: sure you get this. That is the echo of my glass.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ninety proof forty nine to ninety nine a bottle
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: is part of their Legacy series.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: As you mentioned, this bottle for fifty bucks is a steal. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: holy yeah, fifty dollars. I am so into Forward Slash.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: I am obsessed with them as a local company, as
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: a small business. Why don't you wear their shirt? Then?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I'm literally wearing their shirt right now, I am. I'm
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: so lucky that Real Radio is partnered up with something
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: that is genuinely off the brick, authentically cool here in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: central Florida. It's so funny. You're one hundred percent right, Ross.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: I've never even thought of that aspect of it. When
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: you go to somebody's liquor cabinet or whatever. I mean,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: people who are listening into us, who like good whiskeys, bourbons, whatever,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: they probably have their standards up there like all of
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: us do. Right, You got your whistle pigs, maybe you
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: got your makers up there. Maybe you have some Blanton's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: up there, you know, maybe you have some rustles whatever.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: If you want to get out there having these bottles.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I think kind of culture's your cabinet a little bit
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: because it is local. It is you know, it's harder
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: to find. So I like this, Hey, culture's your cabinet.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: It cultures your city. Drink Forward Slash for life.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I finish that last bottle. I'm just putting other
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: stuff in it now to keep the bottle.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Fine. So try this today, guys, me have we said
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: the name of this ye know? Yeah? The Holton Cape
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: and Rye.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Holt and Cape and those are matter of fact,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: that's the intersection where they are located in that park,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Solten Cap holding Cape and Rye.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: And so a little fun game for our listeners go
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: to drink forward Slash, try this rye and then try
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: the rye that I love, the Thornhurst, and then get
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: to find out a little bit more about yourself by
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: finding out one of your preferences. I actually like this
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: better than the Thornhurst. Wow, I really do.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I like this better. I think it's more approachable. And
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you that lower alcohol level allows
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: that creaminess, a little bit of buttery to come in there.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: It's good. My hand is out to agree to disagree.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: I will take that Thornhurst into my like you said.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: The website is drinkforward slash dot com. Or you find
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: him on Instagram and give him a follow at drink
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: forward Slash.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: And thanks again the forward Slash. Yeah, thanks you guys
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: appreciate it very much. Four O seven nine four one
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  Speaker 6: text us at seven to seven zero three one back
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: on a second with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 15: Guys, the answer is sixty one miles per hour.
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  Speaker 2: That means that a human.
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  Speaker 15: Could run one mile in under one second.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Wow, is that a lizard thing out here?
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  Speaker 15: Actually I did the bathrock it's one mile and under
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  Speaker 15: one minute.
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  Speaker 2: But still wow. Still holdings still high. Agreed that needs
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  Speaker 2: a shot a whiskey. Hold on.
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  Speaker 6: Roundabouts are okay and all until you realize that a
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  Speaker 2: Seven seven zero three one? Welcome back and I am Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's debth Hello, Jack is here as well. Yo, cobout
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  Speaker 2: with Ross Joel since day one. He's really been there
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  Speaker 2: for me, and I know he can really be there
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  Speaker 2: for you. And on this week's episode of Good Sauce
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: with Ross Joel, we kind of stumbled upon one of
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: my favorite little topics that is kind of ebbs and flows.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I think everybody has heard of a hot take. Yeah,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: hot take. Right, we've done a bunch of hot takes
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: on this show. I would conjure up a bunch of
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: hot takes. And then you've also heard of cold takes.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: And by the way, cold takes are way worse than
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: hot take. And a cold take is just a normal take, right,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: A cold take is just a played take. Yeah, it's
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, a hot take is just a new way
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: to look at something that people haven't really said yet. Yeah,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: like crime is bad, we should stop it. Yeah, you're
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: an idiot, Like I legit think.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Have some more whiskey. That sounds like a political ad.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it just to me. Whenever I hear a
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: cold take, I'm like, you think I'm in third grade,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: you know, like yeah, yeah, duh. But there's somewhere in
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: between a hot and cold take, a weird take, aid take.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: There we go.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: It works, lukewarm, tempid, weird, They're all kind of in
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: the same nutshell. So like, here's a weird take. And
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I think I've shared this with you guys before, but like,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think people should freak out when there is
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: one strand of hair in their food. Oh dude, that
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: is a really weird take. That's a weird take. Oh yeah, dude, Yeah,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: one hair and that's borderline hot. Just shy of a
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: hot take, Just shy of a hot take, you are, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: but I take you can touch right out of the oven.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: One one hair on a lasagna and you're gonna freak out.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: That's eight stories of pasta. Dude, I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: you would you return it? Yeah? If I find a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: If I find a hair that's not mine, and that's easy. Yeah,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: that is going back dog. You guys paying good money
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: to have somebody's hair up in my up in my food.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Jack Bradshaw, You returning lasagnia with a hair in.
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  Speaker 5: It in a restaurant after he eats it? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: I'd probably get three quarters of the way through it.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Then I'm like, there's a hair in my zagnia?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Deep?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you say? Which is it? Let us on it today?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: You should be grateful.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: You want to see me unloading in the garbage camera
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: over there. I do not know, all right, Yes, I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: would send it back. If it's a home cooked meal
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: and I know the person who's made it, then it's
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: not a big deal.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: But we're if we're in a.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Restaurant and I don't know that person's hair, and that lasagna?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: How much for the garbage? Can Thy? So I like
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Dev's answers. There's a lot of nuance there. Always if
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I make if I make you Lasagnia, Jim, you see
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: my hair in it? What are you doing? He's probably
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: just floss with it. I just nudge you in the shoulder,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: wake and go fiber. Yours is different, I mean beating
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: a Rando hair is different. I mean yours, Like even
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  Speaker 2: anybody in these rooms I would probably cool with It'd
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: be like I would probably just bust your balls about it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: But now I've said this next weird take before on
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: this radio station, and you guys got so scared, And
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: you're right because it starts off pretty aggressive. Wait, okay,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: here we go weird take number two. Okay, black babies,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Oh no, dude, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 17: Oh my?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are the cutest babies in the baby community without you
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  Speaker 2: see how I say that? But it's also like I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: have always I just think black babies are like, they're
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: so beautiful. I wonder if that's how our audience finished that. Yeah,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: So like I'm just that's a weird on everyone. That's
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: a weird take that I have I've had for quite
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: some time. Black babies are the cutest baby. I think
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: black babies are the cutest baby. That isn't not a take?
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  Speaker 2: All right? All right, so real fast check. You have
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: a weird take. I'm trying to think of one that's weird.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Dead Do you have a weird take? No, you got
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: a weird take? Yeah, but mine is weird in the
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: sense that it's not like that. It's just that, like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: my weird taking, it blows people away. Is like, I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: don't even think Lebron James is the top five basketball
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: players in the world.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Jack, I think you have a son. Actually, I don't.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Even believe this guy's in the top five best players
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  Speaker 2: have ever lived?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I don't The guy who scored literally the most, literally
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: the longest career Lebron James, single greatest athlete of all time? Man,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: isn't that why that we record everything? It makes me
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: feel different things that my wife would hate for soulmates
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: were lovers trapped in different bodies. You know that whipped
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: cream Varsity of Blue Saint. That's what I'm looking for,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: all right? That way out of context? Okay, I mean
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: so grossly out of context. This job is so unfair.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: All right, here's my last weird take. All right, and
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: this one actually starts with you, Jim.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, they all start with Jim.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: You are the genesis this weird take. But years ago,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: when you and I first were talking, right, and I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden discovered something about you, something that
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: you like more than the average person, And I thought, well,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: that doesn't match with the rest of his personality. If
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: you say what I'm gonna say, you think you're gonna
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: say that was gonna be my take, But I didn't
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: think it was that hot. All right, weird Is it
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: disco or rap? No, it's not disco, it's not rap.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: This is a weird take. I think that Republicans like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: water parks more than the average person. Guys, before you
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: call me crazy, go ahead listening right now, Ask yourself.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Ask you who did Maybe yourself. I don't care. Maybe
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: you're on that side of the aisle. I have no
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: hate for you. If I think Republicans, people who lean
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: a little right have more fun in water parks because
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like mudd and but with chlorine, like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: you're going out with the boys that is a very
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: bizarre take. I've not heard I don't remember you saying that. No,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I no one's ever said that. That's yeah, yeah, but
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: you are you know you have me as a water
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: park guy. I have you as both of those things
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: lean a little right and also love a good water park,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: which has always been painfully cute about you. I do
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: love water parks. I do. I don't know what it is.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: I like them, but I don't like doing all the
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: crazy stuff. I like lazy rivering and I'm just like
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: going on the yeah slight yeah, yeah, like that, just
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: like the creek back in the day. Yeah, exactly, the
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: original lazy river. And then that's my weird take right there.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: That's probably the weirdest take that I have. I don't know,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: the black Baby's pretty weird. That water park doesn't even
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: come close to the black Baby take. I just saying
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: if if there was like a baby calendar, I'd be like,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: all right, well that one's the cutest. God, you know what,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: it's funny, what a what a question? And just in general,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: your weirdest take, Yeah, the hair in the food is
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: a weird take. That's a that's a bizarre thing. Well,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: per capita with how much I believe in all of
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: the three things that I believe in, which I believe
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: in all three, but the one that I believe in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: the most, and the thing that I feel like I
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: just discovered is that conservatives and water park deserve I
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: think more of a stereotype.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Well, someone just texted us seven seven zero three one.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: I'm a Republican and I love me a water park.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, thank you man.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: I have been asking all of my conservative friends.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Got a weird question to ask your conservative friends, not
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: who are you going to vote for?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: How do you think the primary is going to go?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: But hey, do you like a water park?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, how sad were you when? What wild clothes?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 16: Like?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: You have water media flashbacks? And I've been picking up
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: on that. I believe that they're like what I think
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: the left has with like macha and pink haired lesbians.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to make I'm trying to make conservatives stuck
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: with water rides and lazy rivers. And I just think
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: that that's my weirdest take. I think a weird take
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: is saying that all lesbians have pink hare. No, I'm
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: not saying all lesbians have pink hair. I'm just saying
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: that the stereo night the pink haired lesbians. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: there's that. That's part of the atmosphe.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: So you're saying if you have pink hair, you're more
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: likely to be a lesbian.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I I'm gonna go yelling that one. Uh, those are
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: your ross thoughts wants to you by personal entry and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: turning Boe to it. I'm out peace as fast as
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: I possibly can. All right for seven then went to
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  Speaker 2: one O War one text us at seven seven zero
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  Speaker 2: three one. A massive traffic backup in Washington, d C.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: And you are not gonna believe what caused it.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 16: I'll tell you what it is next, Hi, peeps, this
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 16: is crazy from India Atlantic. Back in ninety seven, I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 16: was stationed on the Coastguard Cutter Durable out of Saint
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 16: Pete and while we were on patrol in the Florida Strait,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 16: we happened to get a bust of thirty eight bales.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 16: Each one of those bales had thirty six kilos in it.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 16: Each kilo had made in China stamped on it.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Adrian Culbert.
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  Speaker 6: True, So uncrustables, what you need to do is make
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: them in the French toast, so you batter.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Them with the ash, you put them in the pan. Oh,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: just do the French toast business.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 18: You gotta let it sit because if you bite into
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 18: it too soon, then all that really hot, scolding hot
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 18: jelly is really gonna hit you hard.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you gotta let it sit. But that's amazing,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Damn dude, Good after morning, Colbert Crude. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 13: All I can think of with this on Crustables talk
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 13: is that this could have just been another business venture
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 13: where you've thought of this years ago and never did
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: anything about it. I mean, tea Bag even gave.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: You the perfect name, jim Jams.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 13: But speaking man business, do you know what happens Eddie
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 13: Medicine Factory if business slows down?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Jimmy, Hi, don't buddy. I mean, come on, you can
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: hear a cough drop. Oh come on, man, Okay.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 18: So after hearing the lizard guy sit there and kind
• 1:18:50
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  Speaker 18: like a lizard or whatever it shows up, it got
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  Speaker 18: me thinking, you know, I've never smoked weed, like I've
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  Speaker 18: never smoked a joint, but I've had had some of
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  Speaker 18: the tenC seltzers, edibles and bapes, and I've not gotten high,
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  Speaker 18: Like I don't get any euphoric filling or anything like
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  Speaker 18: as described by weed users or smokers. I guess I
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  Speaker 18: sound like an old man.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? But is it better to smoke it?
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  Speaker 1: What up? Guys?
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  Speaker 2: Sport from duv Roundabout a couple months ago? Up here
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: in Jacksonville, we got a diamond roundabout. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: Somewhere man's in the middle right now.
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  Speaker 2: I want to give me a.
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  Speaker 9: Happy birthday to one of the nicest, sweetest people in
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  Speaker 9: the YouTube chat, Treeny Treny.
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  Speaker 7: Happy birthday girl twenty one. That's good on you every weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim dB, Jack and Ross are Here's what everything right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I just had to confer with a husband because he
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: just walked in the house and was like are you here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah with a lot. Oh what a scary situation that
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: would be because he would not know not no.
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  Speaker 4: I texted him and he's been because he picked the
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: car up earlier today. So he had no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, quick text probably would have been smart.
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  Speaker 17: There.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I texted him, by the way, honey, not dead
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  Speaker 2: in the closet. What's his problem? He doesn't look at
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: your text, you.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Know, when he's super busy, he may or may not.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Everybody hear their spouse has their uh access information to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: your electronics? Right everybody? Yes? What do you mean? I accent?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: What do you mean you pick up your wife's phone?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Could you unlock it? No? You could not? No one
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: more time? Deb, No? Could he yours?
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  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: You could ask for me at any time? But yes,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: what's the difference between those two situations? But you can't
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: say it's an age thing, because I mean Deb is
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: close to our age, she's way younger. I love that.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody to navigate this. I need to get out with
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: younger people. I just hit the roundabout and I got
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: But I.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Don't have tracking like I don't.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: I can't tell where he is during the day right now?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now the nel salon again? Oh yeah, yeah, you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: guys track ross We officially now do try you should.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: But you do not know her phone code and she
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: does not know yours. No, does she have any access
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: to your social media as well. Nolue. That's a younger
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: person thing, I believe because also the separate bank account,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: the separate the separate bank account thing is big with
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: younger people as well, whereas more traditional people like myself,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: I think Jack is the same way that you know,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: we combined our accounts, but that is becoming more and
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: more rare where a couples, even in long term relationships,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: are starting to separate their bank accounts and kind of
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: throw into a common common fund to pay for everything
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: in the house and then they do whatever with their
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: own money. They're just planning ahead. It makes divorce easier.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: That is kind of for me though, And we'll get
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: to this thing. For me, that's a very bizarre thing.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: I've never been in a relationship where that was the case,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: where we didn't combine our money, and I wouldn't. It
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: would be so bizarre to It would just be unique
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: for that, like I wouldn't know what to do, Like
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: all you gotta do is add two numbers. Well, it's
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: interesting though, because you're right. I mean, you could simply
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: give her the money and she could write it out
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: of her account. And I'm saying that just because she's
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: the one who handles the finances in your house.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: So really you're not aware.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything right now.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: A Wich account right now, I do not have.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Telling. Funny, I know I have the forty dollars. It's
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: in my wallet right now, is all I know I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: have Other than I have no clue.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Well, then there you have it. You can combine your accounts,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: but you still have no clue.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Like if I asked you to log into your bank
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: account right now, I could not do it. I could
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: not do it. I don't know. I've never made a
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: noise like that. I know the balance on my Apple
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: car because it comes up when I bring it up,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: but I do not know the balance on any of
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: my other cards. So you only know how much money
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: you owe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just the Apple card thing
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: is like a rotating thing. We just you know what
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. Yeah, And then we don't have any other
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: dre we do. We don't have any other debt, so
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: I don't have like, we don't have credit cards or
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: anything like that. So we just use credit cards to
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: book flights and uh and do stuff online. Yeah that's
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: but you but you can't log in. I do not
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: know how to get into my account. I do not
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: know how to do that. I don't. I don't know
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: what my balance is right now. I have no clue.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Is that bizarre to me? This is like not being
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: able to change a tire. This is like when a
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: millennial can't change a tire. To me, I'm like, not
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: not one password, not a face, I d touch ID No.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: I can get into my my all my uh my
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: investment accounts. I can get into those, okay, but I
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: don't bother looking at them because it doesn't matter. I'm
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: not doing anything with it right now. Just leave it alone,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, I don't. I mean you physically
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: know how to enter an email address in a pass? Yeah,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: I do how to do that, like I said, but
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: I just don't. Here's the thing. I don't deal with
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: the finances of my house. There's no reason for me
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: to be able to get in there right now. I
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: probably could get in if I if I wanted to
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: find it somewhere, and probably wiggle my way in there.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: But I don't know something.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 2: My number one goal in my house is to do
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: this well and to take care of the things around
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: the house. And my wife's goal is to make sure
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: the money's good in our house. She's good at it.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: I'm good at what I do, and it's been it's
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: been sinking fine. That's just how you worded it felt
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: like an actual like brick and mortar, like I'll wiggle
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: myself in there, I'll wiggle is exactly. You got a
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: six digit code so your phone, we are uber separate
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: bank accounts, and I have run into a lot of
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: pros with it and just a small amount of cons
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, Well, I would think I would think
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: the big problem would be if one person made a
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: lot more money than the other person. That's what I
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: think with the problem would be, like because if that
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: a problem for one of them, but if that person
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: knows that, if that person knows that you make a
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: lot more money than them, and they know, I mean,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: and everybody knows what everybody makes in a relationship, right,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: you know how much your wife makes? Ball bark? Yes,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: she ain't knows what you you make?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 17: Ye?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Ball park? Pretty here, pretty much? Ballpark. So that's the thing,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: is like if one person's making a lot more than
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: the other person, and then they're pitching in equally to
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: pay for the stuff the one person knows, well, this
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: other person I can do the math is sitting on
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: a big old chunk of money, and I'd like to
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: do some stuff, but that's not my money. Like, this
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: is the thing that would cause problems. This is weird
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: for me to say, but my wow, man, I'll say
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: it whatever. I love what he questions out and then
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: goes forward.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: I know because he's you know, he hasn't gotten permissions
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: lean in.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to open up the door for all the
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: good old boys to just rip me, all right, But
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: I can defend myself because I do what My wife
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: and I we split the mortgage, like we it's a
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: fifty to fifty thing. She has a full time job.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gigging here and there and all that. But like
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: it feels weird knowing that we split the house. Why
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: does that feel weird? Because I work a lot? I
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: would say that comfortably that I work more. Oh, you
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: work more than she does at the very least financially,
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  Speaker 2: I would say, with stand up in Orlando City, Internet
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  Speaker 2: and all of that, that I can pull down maybe
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: a small amount more coin, and yet we are splitting
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: the house payment. But then I was like, maybe, girl,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay for this car. Let's right. Yeah, but
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: I fully regret that.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: By the way, you don't because it gives you something
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  Speaker 5: to repeat many times on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And by the way, are you on the are
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: you on the mortgage? I think, are you on the deed?
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta check, I gotta I gotta find that she
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: bought the house. He was a late acquisition. You're not
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: on any of that stuff. I mean, that's a totally
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: different machine, because you know she's getting all that equity
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: and you won't get anything at the sale of the line,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: not married half half of her. No, you'll learn It's fine. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: call me. I'm telling you that the separate bank accounc
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: will make it easier. Though when it does happen, I
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: think at that point, I'm not calling you. I'm calling
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• 1:27:29
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• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: suspicious package. I took that literally as well. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it turns out that they had to send in
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: all the equipment and get it to find out what's
• 1:27:46
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  Speaker 9: Shot at what this was?
• 1:27:53
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• 1:27:58
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  Speaker 2: the corner and he said, look, I'm gonna leave this
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: device here. They put the canines on it, they sent
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: the robot on it, and they said, oh, this is
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: a penis pump.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I now did you leave it there?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: It was a blue and black electronic sex portable pump device,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: according to a police incident report obtained by USA Today.
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  Speaker 4: And the immortal words of Austin Powers, that's not mine.
• 1:28:25
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  Speaker 2: Real fastel Swedish penis pumps not a sex toy.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's it's a pump.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it gets going, but it's not bringing you there, right, No,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: it's just how you use it. Yeah, No, it doesn't
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: get you there, that's the point it uh, it engorges you. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just and I don't know if it works. It's
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: never I've never heard of one with jack you know
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: it works, do not know?
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  Speaker 9: Do not know?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: It's a really weird hill for me to die on.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: But I just wouldn't consider the penis pump a sex toy. Well,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: it can be an aid, yeah, not a toy.
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  Speaker 9: Hey.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, when you use one of those things,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: does your area have to be shorn for it to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: seal up? Because isn't that kind of.
• 1:29:09
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• 1:29:11
  Speaker 4: beers my pole. You have to, you have to, you
• 1:29:15
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• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Sounds like my tire this morning.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember it happened to me one time and
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's an odd blood pressure man that
• 1:29:29
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• 1:29:31
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of It is kind of like that. I
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: would not it brings blood to that area, I think maybe,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: But they sell a bunch of them. They must work.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of anybody using one I've literally never
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: heard of it about using one. But what's it supposed
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: to do? I think it's supposed to Like he said,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: the cupping thing is you bring you bring blood to
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: that area.
• 1:29:55
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• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: it's not about making any larger. It's just about getting
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: it to work.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I think don't they. I think
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: they sell it as an enlargement product. So how does
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: that work in the world of physics? Yeah, I don't
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: I saw. I'm seeing right here that it's more to Yeah,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: it's basically blue pills serving as a treatment for ed
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• 1:30:22
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• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Starting in the texting service, what are they saying, Oh,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: they most definitely get you there.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So somebody says they use it as a finishing product.
• 1:30:37
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• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't name it. You don't need to personify these pumps,
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• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: the flashlight? It says it says, Look, it was a
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: the bandlift a device. It was not an explosive device.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: It was a blue and black electronic sex portable pump device.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: That's what it said. It says, the man approach a
• 1:31:04
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• 1:31:07
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• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: The determined man had left the device on the scene
• 1:31:11
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• 1:31:17
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  Speaker 8: They sent.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: They sent in the explosive ordnance disposal and canine units.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: So they sent a robot and a dog after it.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: The dog just shook. The dog pede on. It is
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: a threat. I'm curious. I would try it. I'd try
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: a little pump. Somebody said it wasn't a penis pump.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: It was a flash. Like they clearly say, here is
• 1:31:49
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• 1:31:52
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• 1:31:55
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• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: definitely use a penis pump. Yeah, as a sex toy. Well,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: you can use anything as a sex toy. That's the case.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Someone gets a boy. Yeah, you can use the damn
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• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: I just want to remind everybody, how do you know
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  Speaker 2: you can use a squash? I've heard of I've heard
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• 1:32:24
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say I did it. Go ahead. No, I'm
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: not going ahead. I'm not going to do it. I'm
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: just arguing that you can use anything as a sex toy.
• 1:32:35
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  Speaker 3: seven zero three.
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  Speaker 4: My sister and I found one of these when we
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: were cleaning out my dad's house after he died.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, we just closed the box and pretended that we
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: never saw. That's probably who that is. They were so dramatic, traumatized.
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  Speaker 6: He took it to the fire deparm with the no
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: They're like, throw it out the window. You gotta I
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: thought they'd be safe.
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• 1:33:24
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  Speaker 4: While I'm packing his things, he said, grandpa has a
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  Speaker 4: bong and put it to his mouth. He yelled out,
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  Speaker 4: that's not a bong, it's a penis pump.
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  Speaker 3: Smoke weed. Every day.
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  Speaker 6: I would let him hit it for an hour. I
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't say a word to him. I'm not you're not
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  Speaker 6: doing it right. You just take your tongue there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there's just some things bout your grandpa.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to know. What would you guys try it?
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  Speaker 2: It says it can also be it's very popular that
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  Speaker 2: we left for a second. It's a very popular in
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  Speaker 2: the kink community. Says it creates more effectiveness and efficiency. Man,
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  Speaker 2: but somebody just said I can't unhear Candal open the microwave. No,
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  Speaker 2: nobody's ever heard that one. Oh about Jack. Literally, if
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  Speaker 2: he just write clicks that place, he has set up
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  Speaker 2: his computer for that to be a hockey squishy hug.
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  Speaker 2: I'm never really toyed out in the bedroom. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: by well, I mean not for me. I haven't any
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  Speaker 2: toys for me. I don't have it. I mean, why,
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  Speaker 2: I don't need toys. I don't need toys. I don't
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  Speaker 2: look if I get if I get to a point wrong,
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  Speaker 2: need a toy, I'll.
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  Speaker 3: Use a toy.
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  Speaker 2: But right now I'm good. That came off wildly defensive.
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  Speaker 2: I really guilty. We said anything about trugs. I don't
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  Speaker 2: use them. I don't want them.
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  Speaker 4: Well, most of them aren't made for you anyway. The
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  Speaker 4: only ones really made for you, guys, are the beads.
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  Speaker 2: That stuff. Dad. Let me never mind.
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  Speaker 4: I've been waiting Jack eight years. I'm waiting for the
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  Speaker 4: door to come off that fifty shades in the gray
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  Speaker 4: bedroom over there.
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  Speaker 2: No question, Jack has one of those metal cabinets in
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  Speaker 2: his closet. Oh yeah, that bitch is locked with a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of exes on it. One thousand. Wait, we we
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  Speaker 2: know where the batteries in the house are, But let
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  Speaker 2: Daddy get them. Yeah, Daddy grabbed those. Sweet I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to send you over there with that combination. No way,
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  Speaker 2: all right? Four seven text seven top this up? Pick
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  Speaker 17: have six grades I'm teaching this year, and I'm heading.
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  Speaker 17: I have a gig tonight on a boat. It's I
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  Speaker 17: don't know if you guys have heard. It's called the
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  Speaker 17: Dora Queen. It sales off near Lake Dora and Tiberius. Yes,
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  Speaker 17: I'm gonna be there playing tonight, nice and enjoying the
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  Speaker 17: rest of the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you guys too as well.
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  Speaker 6: Right on, buddy, all right four one Texas seven seven
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  Speaker 6: zero three one. Welcome back on Jim, there's deb Hello,
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  Speaker 6: Jack is here as well. Fight and so wrongs make
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  Speaker 6: you look like a ceiling fan. Jack, what's in the
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  Speaker 6: old Jackie sack?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, buddy, Deborah one, two, three, four or five?
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  Speaker 3: Let's go three?
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  Speaker 2: Three sounds good? That is Colleen? Coleen, how you doing?
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, how are you doing good? Wanna play a little
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  Speaker 2: game with us?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, let's do it now.
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  Speaker 1: You can put a lifetime of research to work and
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  Speaker 1: maybe win a prize. It's time for Pick the Porn, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Colleen, you know the deal. It's Friday, and of
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  Speaker 2: course that means it's time for another round of pick
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  Speaker 2: the Porn. Here are three actual adult film titles and
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  Speaker 2: one with one line with no eyebrows and one tooth.
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  Speaker 2: We saw her, all right? Are you ready? The goal?
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  Speaker 2: Is to find the one that is not real. You're ready,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. Number one, Blast Her Peace Theaters, Number two,
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  Speaker 2: Ball in the Families, Number three, The Crack of Dawn,
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  Speaker 2: or lastly Filler Up. Which of those is not an
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  Speaker 2: actual adult film title? Again blast Blast Her Peace Theater.
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  Speaker 2: Blast one, that's the one. You have a terrible week.
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  Speaker 2: These guessers have killed me this week. You hold yes.
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  Speaker 2: Blast Her Piece Theater is not an actual adult film film,
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  Speaker 2: but Ball in the Family, The Crack of Dawn, and
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  Speaker 2: Filler Up all are actual movies, as is Ghost Lusters,
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  Speaker 2: The Hot Oven, and Ass Backwards all actual adult film titles.
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  Speaker 2: There you have it. Probably a big tournament coming up
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow night. Guys, hope to see everybody that is set
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  Speaker 2: up ready to go out there in the big poker
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  Speaker 2: tournament coming out tomorrow night Jack. When should everybody get
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  Speaker 2: there and stuff? Can't wait?
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  Speaker 5: Doors open at six o'clock, but we get there at
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  Speaker 5: six and we'll have the area where you can come
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  Speaker 5: in take photos with the Jim Colbert Show, the news
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  Speaker 5: Junkie and the monsters, and then you make your way
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  Speaker 5: upstairs for the dures from Hard Rock Cafe, Cash Bar,
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  Speaker 5: Silent Auction items, raffle tickets as well, and then it's
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  Speaker 5: seven cards are in the air, Solo opens up.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be so much fun. We look forward
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  Speaker 2: to this each and every year.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks to everyone who's helped support this and also our photographers,
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Price Photography. Also Grace and Brook are gonna be
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  Speaker 2: You with us. Very nice, That's awesome. Yeah, all right,
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