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We're Cleaning Out the Sound Fridge, With Love! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: We're cleaning out the sound fridge with love. It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing, one more Oh I made Katie Vama. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: It is about this holiday. I just hate it.
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  Speaker 3: Did you always hate it? This is Valentine's Day? If
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  Speaker 3: you're listening in the future, Uh, you've always hated it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it's it's such a I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: it's just a hack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just Uh. A woman just expressed to me
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  Speaker 3: that they can't wait till this day is over.
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  Speaker 2: That's too bad. So it just there's something huh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And my poor husband, because he's the total romantic. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I got up this morning and there were
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  Speaker 4: roses on the counter and if it's the sweetest and
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  Speaker 4: sweet and yesterday, he's going, do you want to go out?
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  Speaker 2: And my response was, f no, we're going out.
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  Speaker 3: We actually don't want to do that because I've tried
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  Speaker 3: that before and it's miserable.
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  Speaker 1: You do that to punish someone, not to express your love.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to break up with them, you try
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  Speaker 2: to go out. Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Part of my problem with Valentine's Day is I don't
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  Speaker 1: like compulsory anything in terms of I mean, obviously I
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  Speaker 1: understand why I have to follow the law, and I
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  Speaker 1: do sometimes, but just the idea that one day a year,
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  Speaker 1: I must express these emotions in the following ways. It's
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  Speaker 1: like says, ooh, yeah, come on, I'm not exactly Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a parrot. I'm not a monkey dancing on
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  Speaker 1: a chain or a dancing parrot on a monkey.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if, I wonder if it depends on the
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  Speaker 3: circles you run in, because uh, I know people who
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  Speaker 3: uh they're good, their friends are gonna say, so, what
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  Speaker 3: did he do for you, with the expectation that something happened,
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  Speaker 3: and it would be horribly embarrassing for them to say nothing,
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  Speaker 3: we don't do anything. Oh that's disappointing. He doesn't love you,
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  Speaker 3: that sort of thing. Yeah, if it.
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  Speaker 1: Works for you, it works for you. I don't judge people.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, this whole day is ic. Yeah, I just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would agree. And we have some audio Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 1: related that we didn't get to, So we're cleaning out
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  Speaker 1: the love fridge.
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  Speaker 2: That is hard to take.
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  Speaker 1: It's even worse than the other one I did. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, uh, you know, we played this during the show,
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  Speaker 1: but here's America's Sweethearts, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's conversation
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  Speaker 1: on the field of Super Bowl after the game number ten. Michael,
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  Speaker 1: why am I back? You may be asking yourselves.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very reasonable question.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like John Stuart to me. You know this
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  Speaker 1: is going uh shittily. Thank you, thank you for.
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  Speaker 5: Coming, thank you for making it across that way, across
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  Speaker 5: the world.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't an electric it was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So the athletic bms much more effective words Smith during
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  Speaker 1: that exchange than the songwriter.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I liked their moment
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  Speaker 3: on the field better when I didn't know what they said.
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  Speaker 3: I felt like it was more heartfelt and charming and
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  Speaker 3: romantic as opposed to thanks for being here. I appreciate
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  Speaker 3: you being here, thanks for traveling, like you would say
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  Speaker 3: to every other sponsor who was there or something.
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  Speaker 2: So why came off to me? Appreciate you being here,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for your attendance.
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  Speaker 1: I had the two of you have hearts full of hate.
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  Speaker 1: I pity you. Let's see each other.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, old old uncle Joe. All Right, so we
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  Speaker 1: heard a joke about this news story. Let's just run
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  Speaker 1: the story number eleven. Michael.
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  Speaker 6: It's truly a mystery how any of this stuff made
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  Speaker 6: into our wall. I'm like, am I reading this correctly?
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  Speaker 1: Dear Pauline?
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  Speaker 6: I presume you think I don't love you because I
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  Speaker 6: did not answer her.
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  Speaker 2: Note right away?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to the play?
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  Speaker 6: Please tell me if you are going to the place night.
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  Speaker 6: I hope you still love mexxx. Upon reading some of them,
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  Speaker 6: we realized it was actually probably more likely a kid
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  Speaker 6: like between the ages of thirteen to eighteen. They were
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  Speaker 6: talking about, you know, first lunch, I have studdy hall
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  Speaker 6: this period.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not forty year olds one hundred year old
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  Speaker 3: love letters that a couple discovered in their wall one
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  Speaker 3: hundred years old.
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  Speaker 2: I love this kind of stuff. I like it.
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  Speaker 3: But so some kids send a note to some other
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  Speaker 3: kid and didn't get a reply and that was the
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  Speaker 3: end of that.
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  Speaker 2: That hurts. Yeah, wow, thanks could have been so different.
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  Speaker 1: Although is it clear because I didn't actually see the story,
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  Speaker 1: were they unreceived unsent? Or was a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: keep their love letter? Sure? Of course did they stash them?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 2: That could be own? Actually it was more likely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you hid this from your brothers, your parents, whatever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that makes more sense.
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  Speaker 7: Right right, Okay, let's see my son sent one love
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  Speaker 7: note to a girl two years ago in fourth grade,
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  Speaker 7: I guess and got a got at the got the
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  Speaker 7: not wanted response and he may never again.
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  Speaker 2: He said, well, I learned.
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  Speaker 1: A less sanks for your interest.
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  Speaker 2: I keep your.
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  Speaker 3: Application on fire, and he said, I'm never doing that again.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder how long that will hold up.
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  Speaker 4: There was a movie back in the late nineties about
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  Speaker 4: it was called Crossroads Britney Spears, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It was a big chick flick When I'm really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like thirteen and all of my friends
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  Speaker 4: and I'm talking like fifteen of us all buried boxes
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  Speaker 4: somewhere in town that had trinkets from our childhood, and
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  Speaker 4: then we all never dug them back up. So there's
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  Speaker 4: just random boxes buried around my hometown. I'm sure this
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  Speaker 4: is that movie.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they buried like a time capsule, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so that was what the whole idea was. But I
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  Speaker 4: to my knowledge, nobody dug them back up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oddly enough, As a thirty something father of three, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't make it to that movie. Sounds compelling, though.
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  Speaker 2: Your daughter's did guarantee possible?
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  Speaker 1: Ah, dir, let's see is twelve worth of damn Michael?
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't think it is. Let's let's go with
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  Speaker 1: the comedian Aisha Taylor thirteen.
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  Speaker 5: If you're in a couple and you don't have sex
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  Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day, oh oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Our relationship is nice up, you know, so you've gotta
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  Speaker 2: have sex.
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  Speaker 5: You's gotta be like a hot day and all day
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  Speaker 5: or running around threatening each other like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna break your hip. But then you have like
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  Speaker 1: a big meal, you know, and you have.
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  Speaker 6: The chocolate covered strawberries champagne.
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  Speaker 2: Two hours later you're like, oh, what was in that cheese?
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  Speaker 1: Good lord?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know, honey, something is definitely wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I heard this years ago, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: it was true when I was twenty two, but certainly
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  Speaker 3: true when you get a little bit older. You can
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  Speaker 3: either have a good meal or good sex, but you
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  Speaker 3: can't have both. And I believe that's from Shakespeare.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is it really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I can't cite chapter nor verse, but that's my understanding.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty close to true.
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  Speaker 1: It's ancient wisdom. I'm gonna buy her a big meal,
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  Speaker 1: six courses than a dessert, and then we're gonna make love.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, yeah ay it happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah well and finally, speaking of food, this is
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  Speaker 1: a special gift to Jack. It has to do with
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  Speaker 1: a topic that came up on the show a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times, a clip number of fifteen. Michael, let it rip.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever put butter on a pup time?
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  Speaker 2: It's so freakin good. Have you ever put.
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  Speaker 5: Butter on a pup time? If you haven't, better, thank
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  Speaker 5: you should. Sitting in the kitchen one day and I
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  Speaker 5: was itching to fill up my belly with the pipe
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  Speaker 5: and hot jelly and the best damn treat in the world.
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  Speaker 2: He's talking top time, and.
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  Speaker 5: I saw a stick a butter ad It almost made
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  Speaker 5: me shudder and scream like a baby girl. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want a giant pinis or a rocket trip to Venus.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to win the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to squat and gobble.
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  Speaker 5: Tell him busy Ina wobble in the butterpruit and Joe's
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  Speaker 5: hot dream. So I've put butter on a pup dot.
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  Speaker 5: Give me so friggin good.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever put butter on a pup dot?
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  Speaker 5: If you haven't been, I think you should.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody come along with us. Have you ever put butter
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  Speaker 2: on it? So dregging?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever butuch butter on her?
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  Speaker 5: If you haven't been, I think you should.
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  Speaker 1: The Great Fetter Seth MacFarlane is underrated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty funny. So I'm not the
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  Speaker 3: only person I thought I invented that. I thought I
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  Speaker 3: was the only debauched human that ever thought. You know,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't be good buttered.
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  Speaker 1: So Peter Griffin is your Look. He does it too right,
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  Speaker 1: that's interesting, It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Peter Griffin does it.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up Joe, Well, I guess that's it.