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#449 We Don't NEW PAPI the Same with Scumbags and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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What up? Everybody, Welcome back to another episode of that we don't spoke
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the same podcast, and god damn bro, we definitely need some kind of
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insulation that we shout out to the AC guy. Hey, so, Lon's
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everybody for tuning in, everybody who watched the little live that we had before
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and heard all the kind of debauchery. I'm on like seven sphays of LSD
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maximum today? Is that a tab? No? Like ten is a tab?
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I think I'm like halfway there, but you're like throughout the day though,
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So it's not like, yeah, like I'm just chill like right now,
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like when I'm when I'm like laughing a little bit harder than usual about
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certain ship, or if I'm staring at the lights, like the lights are
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bad ass right now, like the lights is hitting right now. I'm just
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when I first know you were scared, Like I can't you know what they
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remind me of? Like the little Mini Sons from fucking like Super Mario,
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Like the was just angry ass suns. No, I don't like those,
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but hey, are you having a bad trip now? Not just the ones
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with the fucking face without the face you freaking out? No, it's not
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one of those kind of things. But is it gonna be introduced? Is
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it your new nos? Huh? Is it your new nas? No?
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I thought about doing mos on acid. An don't do that, dog,
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keep one thing with another. But anyways, go ahead and druce everybody.
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Yeah, and uh, of course, no need an introduction for Xavier.
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Uh what is what is it? It's the man himself, the toxic one.
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X G. What's up? What's up? Dog? I love your
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jersey. I have been having it. We told you first, you did.
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I woke up early. No, you know what? And all I
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thought about Yo, Minus was the one who told me first. Yeah,
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yeah, by two seconds. He must have been like lives on the internet,
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bro, Like he lives on the internet. I want to know his
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source because I found it from the real talking fish from SpongeBob. And that's
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that's that's breaking news rights there, Yeah, breaking news. O. J.
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Simpson and succumb to his battle with cancer at the age of seventies,
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said he said me like he said good rock. He sent me like some
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some really like proper link. But yeah, welcome back. X G.
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Also back and I'm not no doubt this time. And uh what is it?
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He was last time he was here. It was kind of like a
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disaster for me, not for him. But it's good to have you back.
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The onely miner A case scumbags. Then that bitch, what's going on
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with you? Dog? I thought about the crazy and I felt like I
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was at a family party again. I felt like I was Ryan Garcia.
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I was wilding now to this day, started shadowing. When he told me
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I started shadow backing boxing, I was like, hey, we gotta cut
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the ship off. I cut a lot of it off though, like you
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said, some wild ship. I know. I was scared to see that
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episode of I don't want to see this again. That was a wild one,
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you know what, bro like well. Also running the boards is Ray
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as usual. Thank you so much, Ray for running the boards. Yeah.
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I will read the super chats and uh also too, uh what is
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it? What is it? Back at it again on a Thursday, the
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One and only Rock Sampson. That's me. Oh my, I talked over
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the clip. I'm sorry. Yeah, No, I'm doing Thursdays from now
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and I love Thursdays. It's kind of cool, chilling, you know,
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chilling here half a day. Yeah, yeah, because I get to do
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the mixed show. And then I get to like kind of chill out for
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me. I think he's all cool because he's on the mid show. Now,
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dude, he killed it at the at the at the Cannabis Cafe.
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Yeah yeah, I mean I remember when I pulled up, I thought b
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Bro would be like roaming around not paying attention to your say. He was
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alert. He was there listening to you doing the mix. So at one
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point I was like, this must be a little nerve wrecking, kind of
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like being up on stage. Oh, I was definitely nervous. I was
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real nervous. Uh. I also didn't realize Shavo from a system of it
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now was watching. Oh. He told me he didn't really care. I
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was like, I found a clip of him just steady joking. No,
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my favorite is it's funny you say that, because I was like watching,
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like he's actually like nodding his head and ships. So if he said that,
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I'd be like this fake motherfucker toxicity. Huh. All right, By
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the way, you got the superchatters are interered today to win some mot laala,
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so be giving away a few of those cans three winners today to all
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the super chatters. You're entered I'm gonna start reading them off as they go
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because I feel like sometimes we don't have enough time to get through them,
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and then at the end we're all rushing. So right, first, one
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two dollars, salute fam is taking a shot with us, Matt, thank
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you so much. Second, Menace the Painter, one ninety nine. I
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need some of that acid, my boy. Hey, bro, if you
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just join the patreon. Bro, that's all I gotta tell you. Join
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the Patreon. And by the way, also to the people, if you're
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watching on YouTube and you don't fucking know why, you should join the patreon.
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We now have a monthly comedy show that's gonna be going down next to
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the Higher Path, the dispensary out there in the valley. So the first
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show produced that we don't smoke the same comedy show, and you can smoke
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in this production. And we're gonna have some heaters of some comedians in there.
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It's gonna be Sinquol de Mayo. So make sure you pull up Cinco
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de ma could blaze it. I don't think we can know. I don't
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think you can't drink here, but yeah, there will be monchies and stuff
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like that. But you can blaze it, dab it, do whatever the
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fuck you want, as long as it's weed related. Take some edibles.
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You can buy the pen hopefully next door, and if not, you can
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go to Green Angel. But if you really want the flavors by his own
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pen, because I'm not going to be underselling nobody there that's you know,
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their licensed facilities, and uh yeah, I will be worried about doing comedy.
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So those tickets will go on sale on Saturday, very limited. You
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have to be on Patreon to get access to those tickets. Pitch so like,
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if you're not on Patreon, I don't know what to tell you because
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you're not gonna be able to get that link. And I'll literally be fucking
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dming. Everybody'll be like, hey, what's your user name? Because everybody
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will be getting a gift with their ticket price. And you guys know who
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I know. You guys know who I know. That lineup at Sinco de
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Mayo. Think about what topic of Mexican I would put up on there.
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Yep, And there's a there's other ducking super chats are going crazy right now.
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God damn. They were like I want to move the lala, Hey
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for fucking umberto a maaya two dollars systems up. Thank you so much for
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that super chat. Mega Man, of course says, lets fucking go,
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of course, fucking Mega Man. I was the only only king, right
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g B king GM king in the building. He come back. Ever been
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in the gang bang? A gang bang? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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like with like just like one, why are you change it up? Just
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like a bank gang bang is like like four people, right, I'd say
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three gotta be three like five two bitches. That's a gang bang that can
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take your turns, not taking turns. Yeah, it was. It was
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a it was a trippy situation. Like I would still consider a gang bang
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if it's three three three girls, three guys. I would still be like,
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there's a lot of game. That's just an orgy. Okay, okay,
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but what if that one's hitting this. If it's like six dudes and
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it's like one chick, I think that's a gang bang. But the girl
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can say she got gang bang if three guys hit, a gang bang is
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one chick only there, right and just a bunch of yeah and like that
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chick. I haven't been in one of those. I've been like it's five
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fools and like different people are fucking yeah, like we're playing spin the bottom.
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Then whoever had to go to the bathroom and smash And then that sounds
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like somebody will start smashing the other one. That sounds like my hi school
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experience. It sounds like an orgy with like games. Yeah it's not.
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That's an orgy, right, orgy with party games. Orgies were just like
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a mix. There's no real numbers that you have to adhere to. I
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feel like a lot of black homies are into the gang base like like nothing
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like like fool's be rapping about that ship too, and I'm just like,
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I just I just I just thought, I like, look food, like
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I'll tell you. I'll tell you right now. Like, first of all,
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that ship is like group fucking essay, you know what I mean?
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Like bottom line, it's like, hey, bro, anything can happen.
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And I'm like, what are the rules to this kind of thing? Though?
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Bro? Like it's all these fools finishing in the chick. That's kind
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of nasty. Honestly, as long as the balls don't touch, it's not
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gay, okay. But I'm just saying, like, is this girl just
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like a fucking just like is she just taking all shots from every like all
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around, Like I just don't like very like in hygienicir. I don't think
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they're all just dumping in her. I mean you can have some like I'm
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sure there's some really nasty ass parties going unfor sure, but uh, you
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know, I feel like you could probably find a classy joint where everybody's like
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jimmied up and you know, keeping to themselves in the hood. Well that's
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what we're saying. He was like, I think everybody's nutting in her,
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and it's like, well that sounds messy. Like the homie, like the
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homie, the woman who were talking about making man, the GB King,
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Game bank King. He claims he went to a motel and games bang things.
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He said he went to a multil six, got invited. There was
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other like four other five others fools are banging one chick and he said he
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was like one of the one one, one of the only ones that got
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hard, and he was yelling at the fools that weren't getting hard because one
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fool he like kept trying. Supposedly, he said like he's like I just
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can't get hard, and he was like, man, you're a little bitch.
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Fools. Yeah, Like, hey, but did he think that was
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gonna work? Did he think yelling at that moment about his dick is gonna
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just like I just like, bro Like, it's not that you have stage
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frights, because it's like, look, bro Like, I'm sure that like
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if you're just it's just you and somebody else, you could probably be like,
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hey, whatever, let's make a movie and all this ship. But
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like you know what I mean, room full of people, like yeah,
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like performing in front of like other people, bro Like, that's like a
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lot. Bro Like, it's I also feel like it's like, you know,
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I think if you maintain a heart on bro Like, I think I
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would be like like like this room right here, and one of us has
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to get down and we're all like, yeah, go ahead. When you're
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her. It's like street Fighter where they just have the people just kind of
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doing the same motion in the background while two people just funck shit up.
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He's one has a hard time pinging in a fucking urinal. Yeah, I
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don't know, wait, don't do your stadium or in the stadium. I
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gotta go to way to the porter part and everybody's doing coke. But so
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that I can't piss in front of everybody else disgusting. More, buddy,
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you've talked about being in a gang bank, and you can't piss in a
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He said he wasn't in a gang bang. He said, people were just
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fucking there. I was fucking the bitch in the bathroom first, and then
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the homie came and started fucking other bitch. But you're really you really can't
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piss in the like the long. Okay, have you been to the Dodger
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steedham trought like they have a fucking thing. They look right away. You
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don't make eye contact. When you gotta go, we'll start we'll start talking
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race straight ahead. Dog fools like gonna be like, hey for you like
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the game, no rear. No, the reason you guys are scared of
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go there is because you're scared of maybe take a look, dude, just
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fucking go there. Just go there and look at another man and you can
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get it over. You're like, man, maybe I'm gonna be nervous and
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take look like, what are you talking about being in me? Man?
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And look at it. Well, I'm gonna look because you're gonna look at
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your You're gonna look at your dick. When you're pissing right Like, no,
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I'm gonna need to look at your dick when you're pissing. Have you
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used it for I don't I know where my pisson is going. Okay,
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First of all, that's not really what I'm worried about in that situation,
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bro. Like, what I'm worried about is like, what if somebody is
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gonna ask a me, bro, Like what if somebody's like, damn,
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man, look at this guy, you the people there, like what like
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I just happened to be there and then and then like it happens to be
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the one game. Dude, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna I'm
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gonna stop you right there. There's so many things. Uh. First of
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all, you think you think somebody just wants to suck your dick while you're
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taking a piss, I'm suck my dick. Well, you said sexual assault.
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So you think you a comfortable if you're like if we're both, if
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we're all here, bro, like, I'm gonna feel hello uncomfortable. Bro.
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It's not a come on, I'll pee at the same time. It's
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I don't know, it's not me, bro, I just can't do that.
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Are they gonna can't blog it. We don't public the same, you
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know. And and and I used to think that. I was like,
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I think that's why I felt good doing coke because I was like, yeah,
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I'm just gonna do cocing here. But I was like, yeah,
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I get to peep by myself every time I was. But now that I
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don't do coke, like, I'm just like, man, I'm just like
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I always have to wait for the stall, and I'm just like, yeah,
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I'll hold it, bro, I won't pe in you. It does
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take longer to piss though, wait for the stock and you see like five
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foods go in there, and like, let me just piss and then do
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your coke party after. There's one time I went to a uh a little
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movie premiere for the dragon Ball movie, for the Browly one, and I
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was taking a piss and I was wearing really nice fucking Nike yeezies, and
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I was just like perfect timing because like I wrapped my shit up. It
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was busiest shit in there. There was this guy who clearly had like a
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pea shyness, so he was shins up on the urinal right flushed that ship
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and it overflowed and went all over his fucking pant legs, and I just
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remember being like I was like two seconds out. I was like done and
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walking away. I was like, get the fuck out of here. It
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was so gross, and I was just like, I don't know, the
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only thing I could think was just like why were your shins pressed in the
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urinal like that? The foods are weird, bro, Like they don't get
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taught like different shit, like by their parents or some shit. Bro Like
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do you guys still pull your pants all the way down when you see I
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feel like you were that kid. I felt like Rock was that kid.
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He turned my headphones still that kid? Why did they do that? Because
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I thought you start the bowling. I saw it, and I saw that
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like recently at the bowling alley to the to the bathroom, and then my
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cousin went up. I'm like, is that hill because pass all the way
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down? Like no, mom, now Guardina bowl Gage bowl just fucking cheeks
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out taking a whizz? Yeah, Like what do they put their pats all
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over there and they're gonna splash it? Get in the console? Okay,
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see, okay for the trumps, that's what That's another thing. You don't
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let me finish like, bro, like, there're that like foods are not
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even looking at their dick. And then like what if somebody has herpies or
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something there like some pits splashes on the head of MI. That's not how
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that transfers. It doesn't matter. Fluids be splattered probably how herpes transfers,
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though, man, And don't we all have it? Did you say that?
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Okay? Well whatever? Yeah, yeah, shut up and take your
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herp Fuck you guys, right, this is claim. He says, everyone
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has hurt, everybody has her back, dude. I mean I used to
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agree with that. I used to work in the sign center, Bro.
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I used to read that sign every day. Bro, what out of four
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people have no? What is it to just four people have herpees? He
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just reads the sign when it gets to work, and it's just above the
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door right where you clock out or clock in. It just says, hey,
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you probably have herpes. Yeah you've got herbs. Mind your manners,
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yeah, dude, herpees is not even a big deal. Bro, It's
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not a big deal. Sounds like somebody who has I'm just saying, bro,
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like it's like, look at the population, ladies. No, I
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don't have it. I want to that's what he tells you one of the
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four in this building. Just so y'all know, I mean too, it
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has to be to another paperwork is other. That's the best paperworker, I
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know. Yeah, he's like the real Juan doesn't have herpes? Xavier does
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social Security number six seven? Stop giving out your fucking social number? Rock
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All right, let's let let's get to the super chats too, uh umberto
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Amaya since two bucks, thumbs up, Curious George one ninety nine. Let's
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go my boys, same team, ten flowers since two bucks. When is
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the next live show? Warm and Ship? I told you may fifth.
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Tickets go on sale Saturday, and I hope you can knot get a fly
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or too. Sink of the mile Fuckers Sunday, No Sunday Monday. Yeah,
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and a Menace the Painter one ninety nine. I'm on Patreon, same
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tub, same tub, zero Fox zero four ninety nine. I got that
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Papa Shango doll for you, bro. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get a
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sign bro, thank you. I'll send that to me and I'll pay for
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it. What our rock. X to the Gate, Sorry X the g
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Ray, Sorry X to the g Ray killing that My bad. That was
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a Freudian slip. I fucking yeah, sorry mon acid. Bro. Fuck
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you dude. It's like you see what you want to see Son graduates that
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illegal fucking immigrant what they call it this time? See son refund? Yeah,
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see Son refund. Let me get that, see Son refund. It's
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a haters, bro, rock Do you I forget? Do you have a
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ba fuck? No? Okay, the only one haters bro, Ray me
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and you. You guys here, you graduated from high school and I graduated
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from college? Food? High school? You did? Or yeah? Yeah,
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you have to graduate pre record? Yeah he didn't graduate graduate? Did
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I graduate from high school? We're at the same table, doesn't matter.
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Didn't graduate high school? Food? And can we blog adult school? Bro?
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For you likes g D. I went to try to get it,
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but I gave up, didn't hem Oh the neelac and I had like an
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anxiety attack right there, and I bounced gives him anxiety attack, but he
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survives a stabbing, So you don't know algebra. I had anxiety too.
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I got like a whole week, well scared, you had a fucking age.
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Remember we came in here and he's like, Bro, I have whatever.
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He's like, I haven't fucked, but I wasn't fucking before. Still,
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i'd probably give a knife something. Now the knife has all right,
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I'm gonna read the rest of them. Uh then we get caught up right
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one nine same team R I, P O J and ninety nine sands store
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hashtag and saying dead. When's the last time you went to the store.
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I was thinking about going and blogging this weekend. No, no, no,
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but to see what's in like to see what's in there. Like I
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was gonna be like, but we're gonna buy this, and I was gonna
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sell the ship and whatnot. No, no, no about und reil n
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the roill though, when's the last time there's some dope ship? Bro?
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Dude? They have funk pomps there, bro, Well they probably had that
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on the rail. Tho, when's the last time you went to the nine
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nine cent store? Like for real, like needed something and you went for
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whooped you whoop? Wouldlways go buy candy that had mad deals? What do
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you mean deals? It was the nine Nights deal? No more. Now
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the stuff that was like actually valuable it would cost seven ninety nine to ten
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bucks, Like yeah, like that you could you could get like some you
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could get like a good plunger there, or like a fucking like they had
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beer there. Yeah, they got everything stellar rosa there, bro Like you
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have a cheap date? Bro, You fucking like that was perfect for you
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that you went to. You were actually near the one that Glendelle and that
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was actually the best one, because fool armos love to be expensive cheap.
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So but so up, I have a question. So then if if everything
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was at nine nine cent store, then why is it closing down? Why
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didn't you sell Why didn't you call it nine nine cent store and up like
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the all the other fucking stores because the company doesn't yeh didn't they? No,
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I'm just saying that the company is like a borderline going bankrupt. They
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never recovered from COVID, so I don't think it's all to do with that.
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It's also just economy right now is just like people working for a whole
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nine nine cent story, people working dog Well, you go into a Rite
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eight even they have two people, and you gotta have somebody unlock ship because
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everybody's stealing. Yesterday I felt bad destroying bread and rouse this motherfucker you were
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out there punching bread. I was gonna film it. But then I was
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like, damn, this is for me. I was like, this is
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depressing, dude. I was like, people are not even shopping like I
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used to. People are number crunching, and I was like, fuck,
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you gotta find something new to punch. Yeah, but all right, Uh
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next one, Chris smokes a lot one ninety nine. Salute everybody on the
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table, Same team, same team, old Othello fights for ninety nine.
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Told my homie to join the Patreon and win the rig. Shout out to
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my homie. Uh snoopy, Hey for real, man, make sure you
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guys fucking enter that raffle four twenty were Next Saturday, We're gonna give away
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that fucking fifteen care package. Don't be an idiot. Look at this head
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up. Uh. Next one, Jason twenty three two dollars. There are
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no more traps at Dodgers Stadium. I'm glad. Let's get a run off.
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Applause a trout, a trough, just the fucking the p and the
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toilet bro the big long one. One. We're on the big one.
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Everyone swiping their med guy out next to each other. The one on a
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We'll start movie with the beer. The dick off contest the beer Fest.
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Remember beer Fest? Yeah, that was a great The Pissy the actual pissing
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Contest. That was a great movie. Uh, next one, Teddy Bonkers
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Damn, that's right, scumbag still made it. Yeah, man, I'm
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thinking the ship low kid. Hey, I was gonna say real quick on
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the on the on the trough talk. Uh, what's it like? The
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weirdest place y'all? Pede cemetery? A cemetery? Okay, the cemetery is
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kind of weird. Piston, Yeah, because you're like, fuck, so
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did you pee on like a like a tombstone or on something? It was
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No, it was like in front of like a family. No, just
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like there was tombstone facing like the bush that I peed in. But like
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I was just like okay, I felt fucking weird because like I was like
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surrounded by him and I'm just like full, I can't hold it no more.
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Dude, can visit my grandma? Like, okay, so you peen
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a graveyard? What about you? Ex? I did not the weirdest,
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but like I was scarce. I mean I got I got one. This's
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the top of all, y'all. But y'all go say, okay, so,
20:45
uh, mine's not like a weird spot. But it scared of the
20:48
funk out of me. Okay, I was like it was like eighteen nineteen
20:51
and was. I was at a house house party out there in the II,
20:53
like big old homes like acre homes to make it the Menife area,
20:57
and uh, we're leaving to go to another part and you know how,
21:00
like, all right, before you leave, you want to pee because you
21:03
know I'm ruined the ride by? Can we stop bumming? Pee? I'm
21:06
like, I'm like, yo, can you guys wait up for me real
21:07
quick? I'm gonna go pee. And I just go to some house.
21:10
Dog and I go and I see a tree. I'm like, oh,
21:11
pee right here. I start peeking, and all I hear is you know
21:17
how you're you know how cutting your piss hurts? I cut that ship so
21:19
fast, dog, And he's like, who's passing on my lawn? And
21:22
I said, dude, And that guy said get out of my lawn and
21:26
dude, my homies were already in the car waiting for me, laughing,
21:32
and dude, it was and you know how you cut? I cut that
21:34
piss so quick. My box is a little wet when you cut that.
21:41
You can cut yourself. You get cut the inside every day from cutting your
21:44
piss off you if sh hurts like it cuts downside. But all I heard
21:48
was it's like out in the if you're fucking forcing your stream money. You're
21:52
like, oh, yeah, I was forcing it out. You gotta cut
21:55
it. You're like, oh, it's like everything when it clenched up.
21:57
What about used to come back? So's just place you mouth, No,
22:03
just off of a building and I just I don't want to say what building,
22:06
but off of Did that land on anyone? Your golden shower? Some
22:10
bits? I didn't look it, just looks down, just got a pissed
22:15
I'm throwing it out, fu it and then landed on So it was weird
22:18
for them. Weird are Kelly people? Yeah, Kelly could. I'd be
22:23
walking down in the downtown and then the you know how the atheist be dripping,
22:26
so you're walking in and get water splattered? Is that a fucking bird
22:30
piss or what? Never know? You know that is bird's pissing pretty heavy.
22:33
I don't trust that anytime I get splattered by anything. I thought it
22:37
was like ac juices, like randomly yeah, like I always I'm like,
22:42
thank god, I always got a hat on bro bro like and sometimes bro
22:47
like You'll be walking on certain places then you look at your brim and you're
22:48
like, man, you save me. God bless your hat. All right.
22:53
So the weirdest place I've pissed is I developed like a really nervous bladder
22:59
when I was doing that control because I'd be in circumstances where I couldn't go
23:03
pee and I had to hold it, so I'd just get real anxious.
23:04
Right, And there's one time, and you know, I'm out in Texas,
23:07
I'm drinking like a gall on the water a day while I'm on the
23:10
job. There's this one time taking care of this old lady's house and I'm
23:15
She's like, okay, can you dust the attic for me. I'm like
23:17
yeah, sure, and she goes, okay, I'm just gonna leave the
23:18
garage open. I'm gonna go get my grandson from from school, and I'm
23:22
gonna come back, but just go and wrap up and leave the note.
23:25
And she had like one of the people that is why people try on the
23:30
weekend. But here's the thing. Here's the thing is like all of a
23:34
sudden, like she leaves, I'm like, oh my god, I have
23:37
to piss so hard. And I'm in this very nice neighborhood, and I
23:40
was like, I can't go to the backyard because she's got one of them
23:41
fences that's just super open, like a tiny little dog just hop into the
23:45
neighbor's yard like it's totally transparent, but like nice fencing, right, And
23:49
I was like, I can't go into her house because there's a chance she's
23:52
got an alarm set, so I'd be super fucked if I went in there
23:55
and trip that. I was like, the only place I can fucking piss
23:57
is in this attic, and so I just went and I just pissed in
24:04
a little bits around the whole attic, so wouldn't pull and like collect and
24:08
like whoah, no, no no. I just like walked from like corner
24:12
to corner and just kind of like sprinkled a little piss everywhere. And I
24:15
was because it was like it was like either that or like pull it in
24:19
one spot and then like the sound effect. But it's like you either pull
24:26
it in one spot and it could like, you know, fuck up some
24:29
wood. It could it could make Yeah, it could make a whole lot
24:30
of troubles. But I'm like if I just spread it out a little bit,
24:33
it's yucky, but some real scumbag ship though, like it was like
24:37
a It was definitely like a hardy because it dries up and it's hot up
24:41
there. But you know what the good news was is I did that and
24:45
then I treated the attic with the dust I was supposed to, and I
24:48
was like, hey, don't go up there for a week, and just
24:51
left a note that wast control. That was pest control. Yeah, like,
24:57
yo, that's like pissed Rock piss on the roaches. You think that's
25:02
gonna kill roaches? You could throw those in a microwave and they'll be fine.
25:07
I'm never gonna be allowed to do pets control again. That's just soaked
25:11
into the wood, somebody's somebody's attic smells curious. That's fucking crazy, bro
25:18
Like, Like I could see Rock doing that, though he was at least
25:22
nice enough to fucking I would have found like a water bottle a sweater and
25:26
you pissing the water a water bottle trip and you're going a bad and the
25:30
homie started pitching in the bottle, like I gotta take a piss. Nobody
25:33
wants to. Yeah, perfect bottles to piss that ship. Have you done
25:37
it? You ever got it stuck in a gaiy bottle, a Gatorade bottle?
25:41
Was getting stuck in a Gatorade bottle? Yeah, Like you're like,
25:44
man, like, I gotta let this swell down a little bit. What
25:45
the fuck kind of girth have you got that you're stuck in a gatorade bottle?
25:49
Treat trunk ass movie settled flex on his ward as a fucking I'm not
25:56
saying I'm not saying like vacuum style, bro, but like you know how
26:00
like you're like, you have to piss it. Your dick is kind of
26:02
hard when you got to piss. Yeah, it ain't never been stuck.
26:04
Yeah, but you know I was drunk this one time going after the L
26:07
A f C game, Bro, and I was like, I gotta piss
26:10
back here, And I was like, I don't want to say anything.
26:11
Is kind of stuck, So like I just waited til I was like stick
26:15
nasty ship. They just had a fucking bottle condom for a minute a little
26:19
bit. For a little second, I freaked out, but I was like,
26:21
I'm not gonna tell my girlfriend. Like it's like I remember like when
26:23
I was a little kid. There's a I'd be like, look this this
26:26
emergency thing. Of course you I was. I was I thinking, I
26:32
was like, what if I have to get these draws, I be so
26:36
proud. I'd be like, yo, I need I need a fire truck.
26:41
Embarrassing, bro, Like fucking you gotta go like like, hey,
26:44
they're gonna think you're fucking the bottle with pissing there, like yeah, like
26:48
yeah, because I was feeling off, nah, like it wasn't that much
26:52
because I still like it was just a little pissed, like I already had
26:55
pissed before I left the stadium, and I was yeah, and I was
26:59
just like, oh man, this is so embarrassing because it was like you
27:00
can hear it food like and I have to fucking gearing by the way,
27:04
Like I'm just like, oh man, like this is weird. I want
27:07
little gatory balls he's talking about, don't hear think? No, First of
27:11
all, it's not the thirty two fucking house, bro, it's the fucking
27:15
the one they say it's seven and eleven, the two for five, right,
27:18
right, whatever? So I got a crazy story like that too.
27:21
So We're at Coachella and I'm driving because at that time. I had got
27:25
a dui before, so I thought I would never get one. So I'm
27:29
driving and I have a two home girls, one passenger, and one of
27:32
them is in the back and one of them has to take a piss.
27:33
But you're in those lines. We're like leaving EDC but there's no like moving.
27:37
No, there's no there's no moving. This bitch got a go go.
27:41
At one point, I'm like, yo, I'm not moving on She's
27:44
like, then I'm gonna piss my pants and I'm like and then she looks
27:45
at her friend. She's like, I really got to go. So they
27:48
get a couple of noodles and they empty the couples. This bitch starts pissing,
27:52
like loud piss, like you know when girls pissed. It sounds like
27:53
Niagara Falls, like sh and it was like crying chicken. And I'm like,
27:56
no, it sounds weird. It's dog, it broke the up.
28:00
No, it's it's up some ship like that. So I'm driving dog and
28:04
I'm not trying to fucking look, but I'm hearing and look at you.
28:10
I want to see. He's like, I'm not looking. But on what
28:12
does the peak come out? Of I don't know how it works, Like
28:17
I said, this bitch had to go. I guess go go so bad,
28:21
or like she starts pissing and I can hear it, and then her
28:22
friend's like, it's overflowing, it's overthrowing, and it starts overflowing to the
28:26
seeds dog and her friends like, oh, that's fucking now. And she
28:32
couldn't cut it off either, like like it was like, well, she's
28:34
like, once you opened the gates. I guess you opened the gates with
28:37
females two dogs and it just gets all over the seats. I gotta smell
28:41
this bitch. It smells like molly. It smells like ecstasy. We don't
28:45
somebody said, actually laid down, put it in and laid down. I
28:52
got and let me pick that up for you. Let me drink. That's
28:56
actually gonna change the tire bro started her flowing. You can smell that ship
29:00
dog. It was horrible situation. Hold me, like I should have pulled
29:04
over. Like she pissed all over the back over the couple of noodles because
29:07
it just overflowed. She had a piss. It's too much and they had
29:11
chicken flavored so like the pist like chicken flavored on it. Dog, it's
29:15
the worst. Should left the noodlesn there were probably absorbed it cook it up.
29:26
It was o pist was so hot she could have made that couple had
29:32
some food for Kelly would have called that a delight lunch break break. That's
29:41
fucking funny, bro. And so what happened? Who paid for like that?
29:45
Was? Yeah, yeah, I just drove us back to the fucking
29:48
back to the hotel. And I mean it's not my car was the homegirls
29:51
car because I was just driving because you know, yeah, to be the
29:52
gentleman and trying to get lay not leather Sea. Bitches are broke. They
29:59
got like this has hybrid, the Honda that the bitch would get, the
30:03
cheap ass Hondai the accident. No, yeah, the Honda accent dog,
30:07
that's exactly what this chick had, the basic model class and not the first
30:10
time. She's probably pissed back there. She probably yeah on the thing new
30:15
girl fuck it. Yeah, but they were cum dumpsters. They were pissed
30:21
up. That's crazy, bro. You should have just pr pussy outside of
30:26
the said no, mom, I mean a couple of noodles right now,
30:33
try pissing it piss flavored dog is the eatc place is because food like couple
30:37
noodles, Like when you eat cup of noodles, dog like your pistemells nasty.
30:41
Got a tank to it? Yeah, like and then and then it
30:44
looks like fucking like Satan is pissing. Bro. It just looks like hot
30:48
the inside of hot cheetos. Oh yeah, yeah, Bro, that's a
30:52
bad dog. Oh fucking bad all right, dog. But I want to
30:56
bring it up now that we're fucking uh now that we had a chance.
31:00
Of course, everybody knows R I P to O J. Simpson, R
31:03
I P R I P man Ray don't like all right? Yeah cheers,
31:10
so cheers, Yeah, cheers to the only black man to beat this law
31:17
and win. I'm too white. I can get canceled for this. It's
31:22
black a white guy. I just kind of racist if you don't support it
31:26
a little bit. And I'm sorry for your lost black guy, Like,
31:29
isn't account racist? Aren't you? Like? So be like pro like BLM
31:33
all day every day. That what he's trying to get at is that that
31:36
was a key factor into the division of white and black people when that happened,
31:40
bro, Like there was some people that stopped being friends because of that.
31:42
So, like any it's a very touchy subject for like the racial like
31:47
tension that was at that time because a lot of because those cops that those
31:51
cops that that they had beat that one for up like we're white. That
31:56
was a lot of ship going on. Bro, are you talking about George
31:59
Floyd talking about even further back? Yeah, that's that happened right before.
32:05
That happened before o J ship. So that's what people were like, Yo,
32:07
we got to get one back for the black people. That's what it
32:10
was. It literally was like one for one. Oh you guys got Rodney
32:14
give us And that shit was crazy. How that Foo died in a pool?
32:16
Huh Yeah, that black people can't swim. Jesus Christ, that part
32:22
of your type five. Come on, dog, you want to if you
32:25
want to hear more of this comedy may fit. He won't be saying jokes
32:30
like this. You can catch him there. Where is this spot at Brox
32:31
Angels. Oh Jesus, gonna cost me my money. Now, we're not
32:37
gonna get you fired, dude. I'm gonna start to go fund me next
32:42
week, guys. So I definitely can't get Sam to be the headliner because
32:45
he'll definitely drop his N bomb joke that's killing on Twitter. Dog like on
32:52
Twitter, that makes sense, and millions of you like, you know,
32:54
it's crazy, Okay, it's okay? Is it okay with the two black
32:59
people that watch the show? Hey guys, how do you feel about But
33:04
what's crazy is like people talking about it are getting more views than his actual
33:10
video, which is how you know his shadow band? I said, you
33:14
know your shadow band? When other people get more views than the fucking actual
33:16
video, When someone reacting to his joke gets more views than his video is
33:20
when you're like, oh, this full shadow band. There's some body,
33:22
there's some twink out there saying how you shouldn't say the N word, And
33:25
I'm like, what, we're gonna get shadow band if he keeps saying twink
33:30
that's bad? No, Now I gotta know now, okay, I'm in
33:34
twink, you know, like twinkies. I think I pushed the limits on
33:37
like like that one. I think the limit has been pushed when we like
33:40
like they had me on suicide watch from the NAS episode what oh like the
33:45
one way you passed out? That that was the day that like for sure
33:47
they like he's on. His lips were purple and ship Yeah, like that
33:52
shit's scary, Like my lips were all purple and ship like like like that.
33:57
She was crazy, Like I don't know, I enjoyed doing it so
34:00
much that like this was like he would have like I remember last time he
34:02
was, like he told my lady, He's like, hey, like this
34:04
was training blue, like telling him to stop because like it was alterning blue
34:09
and I was and went to look in the mirror and I was like,
34:13
what the fuck? I got scared, and then I just the more I
34:15
started breathing, like you know, I got oxygen from the nods. No,
34:21
yeah, from the nobs, because you're not getting no, you're not
34:22
getting no oxygen in your brain, is obtoually you're suffocating yourself. That's literally
34:27
the high from fucking ods your brain not having oxygen. That's literally die Like
34:30
you're dying having a good time though, you know what I mean. But
34:36
doesn't make you dumb, like when you hit at your brain that for a
34:38
little bit, that's it, okay, look for you could kill yourself.
34:40
Like if we put a tank of those in every corner and we had them
34:44
off at the same time, and it was like like vacuum Selton here.
34:46
We'd all die, but you don't. It was vacuum in here. But
34:51
listen, you're not dying from the drug. You're dying from not having oxygen
34:53
in your brain. Do you understand that it's not really oxygen. Yeah,
34:58
you're dying from suffocating your brain. You're not. It's not it's not really
35:00
high. It's weird. Felipe Sparsa is in the chat room. No way,
35:05
damn damn, what's saw full? You go do one show at him
35:07
and all of a sudden he's watching the show him left. Yeah, hey,
35:14
but somebody said, I'm glad you're not on NAS anymore. Well I
35:16
didn't say I wasn't on NAS. I'm just yeah, Like like, look,
35:22
bro, like we get another venue and we're able to do a podcast,
35:24
Like we're probably gonna do the NAS thing at Post Pizza loves Us there.
35:30
Hey we make him sell out bron there. Not saying we made that
35:35
place of comedy spot at the moment, but we started a little movement over
35:37
that post. Who made that fucking place of comedy spot? They weren't even
35:43
thinking about having that show. All of a sudden they built the stage and
35:45
ship with it's a pizza spot, comedy spot. It was a fucking it's
35:49
a it's a pizza spot. And to the bro to, the guy's a
35:53
comedy fan, the guys that he loves comedy, so he want he was
35:57
out at the comedy store the other night. Right, Yeah, what's his
36:00
name? Ame more time John. But that's not who that's not who want
36:04
the pizza place? Uh oh he promotes it. That's sick. Yeah,
36:08
like that was the one place where we legendary didna in the pizza partter.
36:12
But we all right, so look, man, it's gonna be that monthly
36:15
comedy show coming up on the Patreon exclusively, and then we're gonna do uh
36:21
upcoming uh we don't smoke the same U what is it? Podcast? And
36:23
hopefully we can have a few vendors and all that stuff set up. But
36:27
you know, if we do it at the Post Pizza, we're probably gonna
36:30
have to occupy the back and rent up a bunch of lights so you guys
36:31
can have like a little vending area and we can have the teeth. I
36:35
don't know, we're gonna I want to go all out. If we're gonna
36:37
do it there because that place allows us to get away with the big spot
36:39
or the backyard. No, no, there's a back that's barred off,
36:47
like you can't just like walk up to the patio from the street. But
36:52
like, like it was pretty nice, but it is one of those it's
36:53
like that area is real tight, like really small, but then on the
36:59
inside it's pretty sizable, which is pretty fun. But yeah, if we
37:01
have it just like private event and they tell their people like how they haven't
37:05
been like, hey, you can only sit at these little four tables.
37:07
It's like a private event, and like you can't really say anything because last
37:09
time, bro, like there was people having dinner and they were just like
37:14
globs, like you know, they were like they were like see did you
37:17
hear they went from a glass cups to plastic cups. That sound I mean
37:24
it sounds like rowdy shit happened or just forgetful store. At the end of
37:29
the night, literally the show's over pretty much, the kitchens closing down,
37:34
and he's on yours out. You guys want me to throw this class to
37:38
the wall. No one says yeah, people say no, don't do it.
37:44
I heard people say things cracks it dog like deals deal. Don't pull
37:51
down so they're not doing glass cubs. I got the deal the sick one
38:00
dog. Yeah, I was like still doing Yeah, I was doing no
38:05
And then don't forget doing coke on that. Yeah, I was still on
38:07
coke. It was because I feel like for the majority of my time here,
38:10
y'all ain't been on coke. We were here, you just didn't know
38:14
about it, Like I don't tell rock like we were super coked out at
38:19
the at the Halloween one. Oh yeah, that was one. Like you're
38:22
gonna threw up? I was like down the block. I did too,
38:24
though, when I got home, I'm glad I threw up the coke and
38:27
not the tackles. How do you know what you threw up? Because the
38:30
tackles didn't come out come out. Yeah, didn't burn. I wouldn't burned.
38:35
When you talking, you don't want to throw up, Like this is
38:37
gonna hurt. Yeah, because I threw that sucking burned. I'm like,
38:44
all right, cut it out, bro. But that ship like certain foods
38:47
hurt coming out and fucking going in. Bro. Yeah, yeah, Bro,
38:52
it is no good. I gotta hold especially red red Saucer. Bro.
38:55
That's the one. Bro. Well, you're a green sauce type before
38:59
restaurants, I agree saucer. I like red sauce. I can't do all
39:01
right, it's that table around bro red sauce and green saucer. I'm on
39:07
tacos, no dog, I'm not even lie. I'm not even lie.
39:09
Notin't gonna lie. Frank's red hot. Let's go home. So first of
39:14
all, I always order, I always order even. I always order even,
39:19
and I always do one red, one green dog fair. I always
39:22
order even. I do one green, one red because I don't know they're
39:24
sauce on. They might have green good, green good, red dog,
39:27
but the the I use the green like lemon, like put the green fird
39:30
for lemon, then put the red for the spicy. Know you no wonder
39:34
you don't want to throw up in ship? Yeah, you put both of
39:37
them. Yeah, that's why he said. You know what he say,
39:39
it's just a salta taco matters. Put you definitely eat cheetos and put that
39:47
on top of hell. I'm not a hood red like that. He has
39:51
talkies. I don't even like break my I don't have fucking ensured that she'll
39:54
break my tea. That's just crunchy and yo, can you block that full
39:59
and said free SPM the funk out of here? What really not doing it?
40:06
Chillful? Okay, No, everyone made it seem like I was like,
40:08
we're not gonna do that. I just can't find him right now.
40:10
All right, he donated two bucks, but we don't agree, almost said
40:16
free SPM. We all know you, you know, I mean, you're
40:19
white guys. You might not know whom you know? South Park Mexican.
40:22
What happened the rapper he's still entering the raffle. We're just not gonna read
40:25
a super chat. What happened to South Park, Mexican? I know who
40:29
that is, but I'm not familiar with what happened. He got caught,
40:31
well, he got caught with the like got convicted more than caught. Convicted
40:36
s a case with the bad who got pregnant and it's a big you can
40:42
YouTube watch a black TV it bad sounds. Yeah, I don't think you
40:46
should be sho he's out tomorrow. He's out this year though. That's the
40:50
thing in Texas loves that fools. I'm you know, you haven't heard of
40:52
him. He's from Texas, So I said, I heard of him.
40:53
But I don't follow him. You did know, well he's kind a huge
40:58
fucking case. Yeah, supposedly and look really looking like hold on, I
41:04
just want everybody to know xt you went supposedly well he got convicted, but
41:08
no, he got convicted. No, for sure, we'll have baby I
41:15
know. Remember that's the one thing he loves talking about everything else? Yeah,
41:21
who did what? We one? Yeah? Bro, that fool asked
41:24
the most like creases baby bash, oh god one. He has party that
41:31
feels famous. You know they never interacted. You got to think about it.
41:35
That's east coast, its west coast, and during that time, they're
41:38
really beeping. Baby's big as baby Bache went to a Didty party. I
41:44
was talking about. Be real, you went to a Diddy party? No
41:45
I didn't. Would you have gone though? If you got the like yeah,
41:50
I would hit me if you would have hit me up? And he's
41:52
like, yo, uh we need to do a live podcast at my Didty
41:54
parties. No, not be that. I would call Ray. I'm like,
41:59
y, all right, I know, but to invite because some bitch
42:01
fucking was like, hey, I'm gonna take you know about yeah, not
42:07
knowing of course, if all of us would have gone not knowing you would
42:12
have been there hanging out pro but he'd be there eating out doors and be
42:19
like, I'm hungry, all right. But what I say is like,
42:23
how long? How long would you would you have stayed there? The moment
42:27
you've seen something like this is some weird ship? What's weird ship? How
42:30
weird? Does it get somebody getting their dick? So that's that's not that's
42:36
not that crazy. Wasn't he like sucking the d j's dick or something like
42:42
that? And when I see that as well, parties, I just kind
42:45
of like, I feel like if I just saw anybody sucking anybody's dick,
42:49
I'd be like, hey, that's a weird place for that, But are
42:52
you leaving? I'm trying to go. If it was like if it was
42:54
pretty hard to escape somewhere somewhere else, And that's how they know, okay,
43:00
people that go somewhere else is when they know you don't get invited to
43:01
the What if you see some chick that's questioned, like her age is questionable,
43:07
and then you and you keep seeing more and you're like, I don't
43:08
know if these bitches might be eighteen and see, that's exactly what I mean.
43:13
Look, look, look, I would go to a Didy party.
43:15
Give me one second. Look, look, give me a second. I
43:16
would only go to a Diddy party if I was gonna, like, I
43:20
don't know, just like check it out and hang out. Look, give
43:22
me one second. I just feel like if you go to a Didty party,
43:23
is there to see the celebrities. You know what I'm saying, It's
43:25
like sight seeing. Well the all white party, the bitch are gonna be
43:29
on all white. Yeah. But look what I'm saying, Look, this
43:34
is just payback bitches. I know what it is. And I'm like,
43:38
he's drunk, so I let a slide because usually I'm drunk just because I'm
43:42
drunk. Yeah, what happened. He's just a king of cutting people off.
43:47
But I was saying, I was like, kind of right. What
43:49
I'm trying to say is when you go to a Diddy party, I do
43:52
think he's right, there's a room where weird ships going on. And if
43:53
you decide to leave and not participate, when you don't even get invited to
43:57
the afters, when the afters is when start getting weirder, And the more
44:01
you don't participate, the weird you that you make that face, you're like,
44:05
the less you get invited, like if you don't can't participate. Like
44:08
if some girl comes up to you and you instantly go like, uh,
44:10
you're too young, you ask for her age, they're like, oh,
44:14
he's not coming to the athees. Good, Like there's people out there looking
44:16
for the athetes because that's where I don't think it was at the foot at
44:20
the wipe at the all white ten o'clock party. This happened that four or
44:24
five after when y'all when you like two hours. Yeah, that's what I'm
44:29
trying to say. Like I do think they they siping people out by figuring
44:31
out who doesn't find that weird? Like for sure Adam twenty two is going
44:35
to these parties. Oh he's everywhere and he's not leaving everywhere. He's he's
44:37
one hosting the parties. Yeah, Like I like, well I remember that,
44:42
Like I forgot who's like, uh, some some people that I follow
44:45
they talked about those parties and they talk about they're just like hey, bro,
44:50
like the cram of the crop is there and like everybody's like they're just
44:53
shit going on, Like your favorite people are on coke, Your favorite fucking
44:58
streamers are on mom fucking like foods are just they're going wow, bro,
45:02
and you know it's good ship, and you also know when you're not it's
45:05
not good ship. It has to be good ship because no way they have
45:07
fence on there, because then the party's over and someone dies. You.
45:09
Whatever you buy is pretty anything stupid I'm talking about. People are just on
45:15
drugs, like party, probably bomb coke, That's what I'm saying. If
45:19
you're party, depending on that fine year old, Yeah, you just made
45:23
some food on the d M. Yeah, the fucking bust of that coke,
45:27
you know, like straight up bro, Like that's a no jumper party,
45:29
Like he's not on the level. Don't do don't if you go to
45:31
a don't jumper party, don't do the coke there. Yeah, well IOUs
45:36
saying he could probably get a whole key though, no easy, he don't
45:39
put it on the text right off. He could have a little the little
45:42
vials and just be giving a right to everybody. They said that he does
45:45
the brick right there in the kitchen. It they talk about what they talk
45:47
about. When he was in l A. He could literally say somebody's name
45:51
and the couch would just let him go. That's allegedly. No, No,
45:55
that's like for like, I know the d a Uncle Phil. That
46:01
show was crazy, bro, like that fool was a d a dog.
46:04
Did anybody watch the New Fresh Prince? I can't anything. I got it.
46:09
I got hooked on it, right, it's good Like I liked it,
46:13
bro, Like I ain't gonna lie like I liked it, but then
46:15
I'm mad they like fucking stopped making it, or like I haven't seen it,
46:16
but I kind of hate Carlton and that fun't even like what's up with
46:23
Carlton in that show? He's like a drug addict. He's a hater.
46:27
He'd be hating on Will. He's like, you're not even supposed to be
46:30
rich, supposed to be poor? Go back to They were doing the fucking
46:32
the trope of yeah, you're a heasant, I don't want you here,
46:37
you don't belong at the table, you're the help, and then they made
46:42
what's well? First of all, what's her name? Was fine? Always
46:45
in the nighties? She was fine too? What's her name? No,
46:49
that's daughter one of the first No, oh yeah, she's not Lizle dog?
47:00
And today who's not Diamendon? What was the daughter's name. Oh,
47:05
I don't know what she looked likely forgot But then they fucking made the new
47:08
one like super like the Ashley right. Yeah, no, the new one,
47:15
bro. They made her like super hoary bro. Like they fucking made
47:17
her like double ds. She's out there doing like like like hanging out with
47:22
like horror friends, and then and then she's like she's all the cat or
47:25
a new cast. It's a whole new cast. Oh yeah, it's like
47:30
a reimagining of it, Hillary, Hillary, Yeah, it is so Will
47:34
Smith didn't it. The food that plays him looks like him, kind of
47:37
like he looks like he looks like what I imagine Will Smith wanted his son
47:40
to look like you know what I mean, Like, I'm gonna say this.
47:44
I saw an advertisement for it and they had I believe it was supposed
47:47
to be the kid that's supposed to be like Will Smith and some Jordan one
47:51
mids, and I was like, that's insulting because in the original show he
47:55
was walking around in the grape five had some heat on every episode. So
48:00
I was like, hmmm, that's how you know it's not gonna be a
48:02
good show. They gonna bring back slaved by the Bell with a new cast,
48:07
they can keep get they can get Mario Lopez again. Kelly, she's
48:15
still kind of hot now. But like an older version, are you're still
48:16
watching Ship with Will Smith in it? I mean I'm not not watching it,
48:20
but I'm not going out of my way to watch Say by the Bell
48:22
intro song was the ship, bro, Ship? Every episode was good.
48:27
You can you can remember, you can remember episode and there were no YouTube
48:30
back then. Remember though, he was like, He's like, I'm glad
48:32
you enjoyed the episode, but remember if somebody offers you drugs, it's stupid.
48:39
Say no. I remember that episode. I was like, they ran
48:44
that ship on public TV so many fucking times. Bro. But then what
48:47
her name was on drug? I'm so excited. Yeah the episode, Yeah,
48:57
it was an issue because she was It was something for school, the
49:00
thing that boy come but no way to Panga, homie, what are you
49:05
talking about the pegas like she's whatever. Yeah, she still look exactly.
49:15
I ain't gonna say to pegas ugly, but she wasn't my type. The
49:20
name alone dog to Penga, yeah, bro, she looked like a Topega
49:23
color yeah color anything else. I don't look like that yeah, she looked
49:28
like you couldn't. Are you sick as to Panga Chica penga the Peganga,
49:37
I'm surprised that, like no, like I never met like a black chick
49:40
nameed to Panga. It seems like I'm surprised that name didn't get picked up.
49:45
More off, I never met at the Pega other than like obviously to
49:46
Banga from the show was just well what she supposedly? Why do you always
49:51
felt it weird? Bro? Like spell for ship pap he tapped it,
49:57
I like I tapped it tapenga. I tapped it op like she gives you
50:05
the best top o like top penga. Yeah, like to give me the
50:12
penga topenga topenga. I thought it was top penga a hop pinga binga.
50:22
Well apinga is a dick in Woe language Cuban, so top pinga the top
50:29
of the pinga they do there all the all those artists are doing, like
50:32
all those actresses, they're getting their last bit of money right now. Bro,
50:36
I'm just like all right, like when you're daytime TV, bro,
50:38
Like when you're like daytime TV or you're wear a child star, bro,
50:42
like you got like a for sure set of money coming around from like but
50:44
it's like you gotta know how to manage that ship because like, no,
50:47
no, if you didn't be if you didn't become successful, but you end
50:51
up doing those like those like comic fucking things, those comic type of conventions,
50:55
and then you're just signing like merch, like you know, like the
50:58
one where I set up with Tommy where you see a lot of people that
51:00
do voice actors there. But like you see some of the nineties stars that
51:04
were on certain shows, but like sad, some of it's sad home not
51:07
so popping. Dude, the kid from all Right Again, I just said
51:10
it's sad plays John Connor, And I just said it's sad, so sad,
51:16
so sad. Now the kid that plays John Connor from T two Terminator,
51:21
Oh, I just m him. I'm trying to get him on the
51:22
show. I mean, that'd be sick. I know he had a really
51:25
rough time. I saw him all the time at a convention and he just
51:28
looked, okay, well he's back, like okay, so he just did
51:30
a recent interview and shout out to him. I saw that he has all
51:34
his teeth, now you know what I mean? He has like well,
51:37
like dude, he talks about like the reason like you know, like he
51:39
says that he was a runaway when he was on that show. I mean
51:44
when he was on that movie. Like he like he had he had like
51:46
ran away from like he had like I don't know the risk computer, but
51:52
he had ran away. He had ran away from home and to do that
51:55
movie, and like there was problems going on at home. So like he
51:58
was one of those fools that had just like very fucked up. Yeah.
52:02
Also in real life, it was easy for kid, let's record your life.
52:07
Like he's like, say what you would say to your real mom?
52:10
Fucking fucking fuck you. No, Remember when he was like, you're not
52:14
my real dad. God. Yeah, he's probably like I've been waiting to
52:19
fucking say that ship for a long time and cry. He breaks down after
52:22
that, he's like, oh I just need a second. That was that
52:24
was everything. Remember the fucking when he's like that fucking thing where he was
52:29
like who taught you how to do this? My mom did when he was
52:31
getting money out the ATM that was some scammer shit bro like and then he
52:36
got like fucking throw out of that. I was like why didn't you do
52:37
that more often? Just go around town and just hit a couple. Man,
52:42
a kid. You don't think about money. You just think about the
52:44
monetary like value that you have at the moment. That's fair. Like think
52:49
about a year at the arcade, You're like, I just need twenty bucks.
52:51
I just need some fucking quarters. You don't think You're like, if
52:53
I had two thousand dollars, we can go to every arcade and I could
52:57
go buy a video game. Yeah, straight up a quarter. Yeah,
53:02
that shit was crazy. And then that cop dude, that's the that food
53:06
played the best fucking villain, bro. I did you know that in the
53:12
bike chasing scene, Like they had to reshoot that so many times because that
53:16
dude was in such good shape because he trained to baby to be able to
53:22
like fucking sprint without making like a face of effort, so it just looked
53:25
like he was a robot. So he was catching up to that bike every
53:30
single time. Like that man is fucking wild. If you know, I
53:36
would love to, like if I was into motorcycles, that's where I would
53:37
buy that that my bike from. He has a dealership, Harley Davis.
53:43
Yeah, Harley Davis and dealership and uh Sta Santa barbar or something like that.
53:47
But like that fool sells like bikes now, like like that, that
53:51
was the smartest shit he could have ever done. Bro, think about it.
53:52
He was was a terminator. He invests his money, right, it's
53:55
a self sufficient People always need fucking cars, people always need bikes. I'd
54:00
go buy a bike. What's a solid proof business? You would invest in
54:04
me? Or just everybody r on the table? You first, if you
54:07
ever given this any thought? Well no, man, dog, I'm thinking
54:08
this thing so many fucking thought. Dog. You act like I'm like,
54:12
I'm a broke ass full dog. This is this is the rundown and I'm
54:15
a fucking this game should be sold, not told. But here I go.
54:21
I need it was one fucking bit, I'm gonna tell you. Yeah,
54:23
but none of that ship coming in at one hundred and sixty. Come
54:30
broke because you're strategy. He's like, you literally said to the You literally
54:37
said, hey broke as yeah, bro, he asked like if I told
54:42
him like that, I'm like, I'm like, you even give me this
54:45
much thought? And I'm like, because as a man, you show up
54:47
as a man, you should always have business on your fucking brain. So
54:51
let me tell you this is the fucking money grab right here. It's the
54:53
laundry mat. All you gotta do is they sustain themselves. You don't really
54:58
need someone. They're taking care of it. All you gotta just put a
55:00
TV. No, you don't. All you gotta do is put a TV.
55:02
They'll keep me a novella in Spanish. And if you learn how to
55:07
fix the machines, you don't need a repair man neither. It's money grab.
55:13
People need a Crean laundry all the time. I've been there one time,
55:15
and it's not cheap. Dot A load is like twenty bucks. When
55:17
you think it's cheap, Hell no, these motherfuckers will rob you. You
55:21
think you're there, and then when you don't bring soap, they rob you
55:23
even more. On the little fucking little stand right there, and it's like
55:27
five six bucks for like one load that and here's another one and you know
55:30
what is the other one? Laundry mats? Though, have you ever had
55:34
to watch that laundry mats? Yeah, I've had to do it. And
55:36
you can chill and they don't need a lot of work. You're just you're
55:37
just chilling. You're there for like an hour and a half hour. How
55:39
to maintain that ship? Then yeah, but you just need to pay someone
55:43
minimum wage, one person minimum. You need one employee to just walk around
55:45
and clean up and make sure everyone's not gun. It ain't that easy.
55:49
Trust me, yes it is, because I don't have money to buy laundry.
55:53
If not, that's what a word. Here's the other one. Anybody
55:55
watching this self self serve, self serving car wash, sell served car wash,
56:00
money grab Mexicans that live in apartments all we need a car wash.
56:05
Have you been on a Saturday trying to wash your car? Sh It's packed,
56:07
dog. You need one person to just walk around. They put Tacoma's
56:10
there, thank you, and it's time. But it's twenty bucks around comas
56:15
and fucking dirty ass vans bro with like fucking nothing pisses me off more than
56:21
seeing in a Mexican family Toyota see anohing and seeing stickers on the inside of
56:24
the fucking window inside crazy. Every time I see fucking stickers on the fucking
56:30
window all over, I want to get a brick and just break that window
56:32
and be like, here, let me do you a favorite dog. That
56:35
way, when you fix it, you can tell your kids. I just
56:37
paid eight hundred dollars for this window to not see your stupid ass sticker.
56:42
Thank god, somebody broke my window. If I gotta do it again because
56:45
you put stoper stickers on there, somebody's getting ass whooping stupid ass bongebob sticker
56:49
one more time, yeah, straight up. If I gotta see the fucking
56:52
best Friends Forever ring sticker on my man, the fucking roblo, nothing but
56:59
robl my fucking almost of those kids see the stickers and I'm like, at
57:04
will point them in. The dad looks to the mirror and with that ship
57:07
like they cry food. That's the kids cry, and went with a blade
57:12
after them take it off. I want see those stickers in there. Would
57:15
you let would would you let your can't get away get away with that step
57:20
kid? Wait, hold on, just get back. Let's finish the fun.
57:23
You have a sticker on your car. It's a magnet. It's up
57:30
his company. It's up his company. But insight, no, it's something
57:35
outside. I was about to get a break. Just no, all right
57:38
now, but go back to the business. Questions, comebacks. What are
57:40
you doing starting a prostitution ering strip club? Not a strip club? I
57:45
don't even go to strip clubs. I'll go. I'll do a print shop,
57:49
print for people, buy a couple of machines, buy a couple of
57:52
silk screep machines. He's on right there. First client I have, I
57:54
already have a bunch of clients. I'll get everybody, compare on me,
57:57
compare with me, and just in best what he just undercuts everybody, overcharge
58:01
everybody. Fuck it, let's go. That's the smart Well. I'm into
58:06
designing anyway, so it's pretty much doing. But I but do anyways because
58:08
I don't want to do the apartment thing. But all this fucking uh,
58:12
all these foods that are just moving into people's houses now with the squatty squatty
58:15
is going crazy right now, Like where have you seen people squatty? The
58:21
one in Hollywood in the mansion. I think that that shit got carried out,
58:23
but like like like special like oh, but they have a rule that
58:28
they could they could stay there for No, that one got carried out.
58:30
They put it on TV and ship like that. Any bad one. I
58:32
think they carry it out like it's people just shitting every word too. The
58:36
Yeah, it was fucking bad, But I'm scared of now because the ideas
58:40
to get apartments, right, everybody like, I'm gonna get apartments, But
58:43
I think that's like a headache. An apartment is a headache. So you
58:45
might as well rent a house, bro. Like, think about it,
58:47
bro, like game, whether it's a homie or a fucking your your lady
58:52
or something like that. You're gonna be paying two grand a month regardless,
58:55
Bro, think about that. Put that together. For grand, you get
58:58
a house, you run it out, Bro. That's what's that. That's
59:00
what standard is. That's where rent is starting these days out here for a
59:05
grand a month if you're gonna be ready, No, that's just crazy.
59:07
There's a house in the neighborhood behind me that was running a house out for
59:10
seven thousand a month. But you live in well, you live there's an
59:14
expensive neighbor nice area, yeah, but farther away, the farther away from
59:17
the city. Like I'm looking at Pasadena, Bro, that's what I'm that's
59:21
a beautiful area. But there's a ghetto part of passages too. Right,
59:23
there's a ghetto part and where a part where left the gun plate comes from.
59:28
That's just GV what is it? I don't think that's it's not that's
59:32
what do they call it? They call it. I don't know, but
59:36
I don't know what. I don't know exactly what it's called. But I
59:37
just know that that ship that is nice. I like that neighborhood. I
59:40
like that city. What's what's the street that has the big houses? Oh
59:45
dude, I love driving by that street. I thought I was like,
59:49
like where the White House belonged. I drove it by. Yeah, that's
59:52
when I know that lives over there. Yeah. I was driving over there
59:55
and I was like, that's just rich. They have like a whole new
1:00:00
what is it a county or a city city? That should like a whole
1:00:04
count like that should not like once you're in there, you don'teel like you're
1:00:06
in l A. No, you don't like No, it's it's I like
1:00:10
there, like either There, Monday Arcada. I like those kind of area
1:00:14
and it's far enough away from like fucking from l A where it's far enough
1:00:17
it's nice. Don you don't want Glendee would be done with you go Rock
1:00:22
Glende, I know he would. Glendell's like a south Gate. Youg Rock,
1:00:24
you live next to you live near the ghetto, ag like the like
1:00:28
you hear the dialect is not like, it's not the one I want,
1:00:32
it's I don't know what you want? Is the one you want? You
1:00:40
know your age? I want that subtle fucking he's looking for a samurai straight
1:00:52
up, Bro, they gotta go to the c you know, for the
1:00:54
jungle Asians. Explosive. Bro, the motherfucker is to your soil. We're
1:01:00
fucking canceled, you hear. I'm saying food too much. But if you
1:01:05
the food, all right. First of all, let's not act like we
1:01:07
know where Vietnam is not. We don't where it's at. Bro. It's
1:01:10
in the fucking jungle. Bro, come on, you can't take that home
1:01:14
with me. That's it's like saying Africa is in the well. Say it's
1:01:21
actually kind of interesting. Africa is in the desert someone. Yeah. It's
1:01:25
like saying, like news, brother Afri Camels, Yeah, Egypt, gyps
1:01:31
in Africa. It is really didn't graduate from I don't have a be aful.
1:01:37
I don't have a b either. That right. He dropped on anniventary
1:01:42
too. I just want to let you know he's on congratulations on your new
1:01:46
racial slur you made up. He's congratulations. It's like the equivalent to like
1:01:53
goop or something. Jesus Christ, God damn it God. They're like,
1:02:00
what, dude, all right, let's go to patriots. You never said
1:02:04
that in forever, dude, pantriocks are gonna get canceled now. No,
1:02:07
no, I'm not offending the Asian bro. I'm not offending those Honestly,
1:02:12
when I was in China, they love offensive ship, the humor, like
1:02:15
I think that the I don't think racism is the same in their countries.
1:02:17
Asian fools are like fucking Latinos. They fucking eat hell of red sausa hot
1:02:22
ship. They drink hell of beer food like Asian like they get fellow Asian
1:02:25
foods are only scared Like now it sounds fucked up, bro and all this
1:02:29
ship, but like a lot of the Asian foods, the Asian countries are
1:02:30
scared of. Black people don't like and it comes from like some warship bro,
1:02:35
like Koreans, like they don't fucking like black foods because historically when those
1:02:38
whos went at war, like those were the front fighters for all of our
1:02:42
people out here. So like historically these fools have like oh you're you're like
1:02:45
raised not to like these fools the same way like certain foods, like there's
1:02:49
like this, there's like this historic fucking background to certain ship and like a
1:02:52
lot of Asian countries are just like they but but but why when Jordan goes
1:02:58
over there, or black celebrity they go but celebrity, they're not regular.
1:03:01
But any black people with the black will always be posted up like I'm right
1:03:06
here and there, Like how many Dennis Rodman's the fucking Kim John in Korea?
1:03:09
Bro, he knows there's only one you're talking about. That place is
1:03:12
different. Yeah, that's they think Cuba compared to Mexico, that place is
1:03:15
corrupt. No, look what happened to Remember what happened to designer? Bro?
1:03:20
No, what happened to designer? Remember he went to Japan and then
1:03:24
he was all mad because nobody wanted to like smash him, and then they
1:03:28
made sure they canceled him for sure, like because then some bitch was like,
1:03:30
yeah, he exposed himself to me in Japan, and then they like
1:03:34
people out there, they don't want to book him anymore because news got out
1:03:37
there and then they switched it up differently, so they're just like you know
1:03:39
it adds on to this whole It's like, oh, you see, that's
1:03:42
why we don't book Like I mean, respectfully, I'm just surprised anybody ever
1:03:45
liked him to begin with? What's up? Chat room? You want?
1:03:52
Somebody said he's on getting grand to Reno in his bitch? Yeah, you
1:03:58
know what made that movie just so he could drop his entire little black What
1:04:03
do you think if I ever teamed up with Ray for a fucking for a
1:04:06
fucking time period movie, that's what you want? My god, I am
1:04:12
fucking there, dude, Ray ever does a time period film whenever he makes
1:04:15
a fucking big time Yeah, do not come. What do you think Jangle
1:04:19
was about? That's white, white people being able to say the N word
1:04:25
like they Yes, there's no way. That's not what the movie is about.
1:04:30
It's not what it's about. But every actor was like, what up?
1:04:32
I get to say the N word? No, that is not how
1:04:34
it went down. I can guarantee you that's how it went down. That's
1:04:38
not how the Djangle went down. Also like hold on, but you can
1:04:44
totally look up a video of them talking about fucking Leonardo DiCaprio not wanting to
1:04:50
say it and being like super shook. He's just acting like that. He's
1:04:54
an that's almost started crying food like people like, no, the thing is
1:05:01
is like acting grand Tarna actor for that Damn the show Grandino make him pa
1:05:11
in like modern day Ship and all it is is is fucking Clint Eastwood saying
1:05:15
everything but the N word. And then Django. I thought he was gonna
1:05:20
say it when he with the black kids, Like I thought he was gonna
1:05:25
say it. He still drops something he had somebody he was like. I
1:05:29
was like, all right, dude, I don't I'm hanging say it,
1:05:30
but yeah, what are you doing? Yea god damn it. But maybe
1:05:34
little finish. I'm just saying, maybe Leo, but there's a whole cast
1:05:38
to say the inwork, and maybe Leo felt bad all he feels bad.
1:05:40
The only person that I would ever say in that group of people that I
1:05:44
think actively might enjoy saying it is Quentin Tarantino. That what they say about
1:05:48
him, right, Yeah. I think I think he has a black wife.
1:05:50
Doesn't he? I don't know, but I'm just saying, like Robert
1:05:55
de Niro has a black wife, Damn good for him. So I thought
1:06:00
that was like a thing with like a lot of those old fools. Dog
1:06:02
they got booty they have like yeah, I don't know, they just they
1:06:04
marry like a black booty dog. You know, I don't know. I'm
1:06:09
just saying I'm pretty sure. A couple of times where like then they said
1:06:12
okay, another take, and they're like, okay, do you think you're
1:06:15
just some fucking shithead just back there, just like I get to say it
1:06:19
again, if you're that fucking hard to say it, you're not waiting for
1:06:24
actually in the mirror saying that, like straight, what are you doing rehearsing
1:06:29
MYLF rehearsing my n That dude's that dude's dropping that any chance he gets.
1:06:33
Want to roll the RS good? You know, like you don't want to
1:06:35
just like not a single person rolled their RS in that movie. Yeah for
1:06:45
sure, though ray ever does the time period piece, I'm not. I'm
1:06:50
not, Oh you know what movie was really okay? Like if he done
1:06:54
the seventies piece, and then I'm just like, well, this word was
1:06:56
okay when they said it there, so you know movie it was cool in
1:07:00
the seventies, not right now too so chilly when we were making a historical
1:07:05
reference. Okay, the nineties too, that was used Okay, you know
1:07:10
it's true, like you don't be a fag. It's not interrupting. That's
1:07:12
what I would have said in the nineteen nineties. It's okay, you just
1:07:15
did He didn't say it in this day, and that was if he was
1:07:17
in the nineties. I would have said it if I was in nicety.
1:07:19
Have you watched the movie The Help? That's a great movie, dog,
1:07:25
which is a good film that The Help gets the payback and it's so like
1:07:30
like you're watching the movie. You've seen The Help, right, I don't
1:07:31
get to watch a lot of movies. I know what it is. Oh,
1:07:34
it's a great movie. It's like it's about like during segregation and ship
1:07:38
and well she gets back at her like she gets back at the white people
1:07:41
so good where you're like, it's a good movie. Like you're trying to
1:07:44
watch a movie. What you're trying to sell it to rock because he's like
1:07:47
he's like, they fuck your people up, buddy. Yeah, it's a
1:07:53
great film. Before I don't even want to I mean spoiler spoiler nerds spoiler
1:08:00
alert, if anybody wants to watch it. She makes sure what your people
1:08:02
eat, ship think about it. It's not like it's the first time a
1:08:08
girl. Also, no, it's no, she just don't it was good
1:08:14
for her. No, they did her dirty. No, No, I'm
1:08:15
on hers. Just what year was this? Yeah? Also I'll just say
1:08:21
you people as like, well, year was I don't know if I like
1:08:25
the what year was? Do you remember? I don't wouldn't know, like
1:08:30
like the fifties in the forties. So that's why wipe it the as they
1:08:35
be eating ship, right, I don't think God to do it that.
1:08:39
Watch the movie. Watch the movie. It's a great movie. It's called
1:08:41
The Help. It's really it's the dopestz movie. I was about to say
1:08:44
though, like I don't like watch a movie where white people are getting washed
1:08:47
and be like, ah, that's sad to watch just getting swept whatever you
1:08:54
guys. You guys went for like eight ninety percent of the movie and then
1:08:57
like she just gets eventually. No, no, I'm saying, I don't
1:09:01
know. I'm not watching it going all the white person got hurt, you
1:09:05
know, I'm like, you know, that's the bad guy, clearly him.
1:09:10
I don't know about that either. About that, I don't I don't
1:09:13
like, I don't know white people in bad not all white people, but
1:09:15
that's a lot of white people. Don't look at your school shooters any people.
1:09:20
There's a lot of sketchy everybody, sketchy Mexicans, Armenian sketch, you
1:09:24
white, sketchy, Black everybody either sketch everything sketch everybody arms are like the
1:09:30
mostly Amals and Russians bro sketchy, Mexican st sketchy though, like but it's
1:09:35
never used to sketchy literary just used to it like that's it. But yeah,
1:09:42
well here with herbal life. I don't care. Hey, Rock,
1:09:49
never give us our answer about what would be his business? He wouldn't you
1:09:55
have to go from you said, he already did it, never get to
1:09:59
the like yours. I would open up a chain of barbershops. Got hair.
1:10:08
The the Rock sales shampoo, and he has no hair, bitch.
1:10:12
I's how you know he's not gonna get high on his own supply, bitch,
1:10:16
dog. I would him a bunch of barbershops who's like scumbags, want
1:10:24
to you know, want to look good, to get more bitches all the
1:10:26
time, get a hair cut her week, dog, you know what I
1:10:29
mean. No barbershop is good money. But The problem is getting barbered because
1:10:31
once the barber works there for a year, barber shop, Yeah, it's
1:10:35
coming sense, you know. But that's why you gotta like see how the
1:10:39
way I would do it is. I'd be like, all right, man,
1:10:42
season has a barber program. I'm an alumni. Let me start a
1:10:45
fucking little program where it's like I get who I get first pick stock.
1:10:48
Because if that's the move, who's get their own cliente. It's like cool
1:10:50
to make way for the new class. Like That's how I would kind of
1:10:54
want to do it. I'd be like, look, I give a chance
1:10:55
to the new generation. That way, my barbershop is known for having the
1:10:59
newest style because they're coming fresh out of school. Like, you're still doing
1:11:02
the same ship and they come out with new styles. You're all dated,
1:11:04
homie, this was over here putting fucking NFTs and this motherfucker's. But the
1:11:08
problem is with the barber. You go to the same I've been going to
1:11:11
the same barber for years. Well, now that my cousin concid, I
1:11:13
go to him now, but now a state able to him. Uh fools,
1:11:15
I get a haircut. They don't want to go to the for ship.
1:11:18
You know like she has big titting a big goolo that I've had barbers
1:11:26
had barbers, believe it or not, it would literally be I could count
1:11:29
my barbers. I know their name, I don't know, Yeah, it
1:11:31
would it would literally be like a chain of like smoke friendly barbers that would
1:11:36
be that would be my But they're like smoking your barbers. The barber doesn't
1:11:42
need to smoke. That's just gonna get in his eyes that I don't want
1:11:46
to get. You get you get like one of those machines that they give
1:11:50
be real, like the little hookah things that you have. You put a
1:11:53
little thing in there and it's just ready to go. You just you know,
1:11:56
you would agree a dad before your haircut or like you have like a
1:12:00
little who could kind of set up thirty dollars haircut forty five with a blunt
1:12:04
nice nice yeah, and then they give you five dollars tip. Anyway,
1:12:08
they make a fifty fifty every thirty minutes. The barber makes one hundred bucks
1:12:11
an hour straight up. That's opening that barbershop. Some underground ship probably like
1:12:17
some pyramid scheme like white people, big quite some top of crypto. I
1:12:23
make my own cryptos top of ron ship. You know, I was trying.
1:12:29
I was trying to think. I was trying to think, what would
1:12:30
I what would I do? Uh? How do I not give myself away
1:12:34
from my future blessings? No, it's funny because like my realistic answer would
1:12:39
be past control because bugs just don't go away after that's smart, after the
1:12:42
pissing story. I'm not hiring this guy who I wouldn't be the one doing
1:12:45
it. I'd have employees. I want to I want to put I want
1:12:49
to pis in my own addic nothing. You're right, bugs ain't going anywhere
1:12:56
nowhere. Yeah, good, good answer. Yeah, bugs ain't going anywhere
1:12:59
something from the you're with. So I would I kind of know, like
1:13:01
a general idea of the best chemicals, my idea. You have to bro,
1:13:05
like think about it, Bro, I would have like you didn't think
1:13:09
about it. Everybody understand why I didn't thing you think about it? Thinking
1:13:11
barber shop when the guy went no hair, it's like going to the tattoo
1:13:14
shop. The guy with no tattoos here away. Bro, come on dog
1:13:20
comedy club no comdium started comedy. Yeah, Bro, come on dog like
1:13:24
you just hate him, bro, because it's a good idea like that's how
1:13:26
I would retire Japan. I would be like, all right, bro,
1:13:29
I would have my little Do they get fades out there? They don't get
1:13:30
fool? Yeah, I fool. They have their barbers are sick food because
1:13:32
they have to know how to die hair. They have to know. If
1:13:35
some fool out there goes and shows them I want to look like this motherfucker.
1:13:39
They make you look like him. Here too, here too. But
1:13:41
everybody goes to the hood to get air. But like fools out there,
1:13:44
they have hair to work with, you know what I mean? Like honestly,
1:13:45
like they like not for nothing, but like you haven't seen the editors
1:13:47
they have. They have, Yeah, they all have the everybody has a
1:13:50
Japanese editor. I was I haven't. I was recording fools out there.
1:13:55
I was like, look, this Will has an edgor, this Jerry Cirl
1:13:57
fade. You don't have the noirl honestly, fool. It's like it's like
1:14:00
they have this certain thing because I stayed at the outside of a barbershop,
1:14:02
but how do they do it? And like they America, they told me
1:14:06
like they have no film on the thing. So I was like I couldn't
1:14:10
do it. And they just they have this like kind of like a visor
1:14:13
thing where like they fucking just like snip a little bit and they get it
1:14:15
so perfect ful all around. No, it's not a bowl. It's like
1:14:19
this like a Saturn ring. No, it's like a saturn like the scalp
1:14:25
is like unoccupied and ship, but like the Saturn ring. And like this
1:14:28
was like they it's it's fucking perfect. I don't know. I was like,
1:14:30
what the fuck, But what's the majority haircut? Like, Okay,
1:14:32
they all have a little the majority of the dudes have a little little edgar
1:14:36
fucking little bowl cut. But it's different. It's not it's not how like
1:14:42
they have it out here, like it's like a perfect bowl because they have
1:14:45
good quality hair. Is that straight line? That's hard? No, Like
1:14:49
Japanese hair is different, bro, Like these motherfuckers because they they like skaters.
1:14:54
Like it's like the most kind of like finest kind of hair put it.
1:14:57
It's it's it's just it just goes. It's it's loose, bro.
1:15:00
It's weird hair. Greight hair, Yeah, straight hair. There's no curzy
1:15:03
hair jappers out there, bro. Nothing I was looking for when I was
1:15:08
like this was mixed with black for sure. I don't know if I asked
1:15:12
you this, but I doubt it would it be boring to date in like
1:15:16
a country like that where everyone looks the same because you know, you're like,
1:15:18
you know how you're going to enjoy it, Like I feel like somebody
1:15:21
like you wouldn't enjoy it because you don't enjoy like you don't enjoy certain things,
1:15:25
like let's just say it, like me, like right, if I
1:15:26
would have been like nothing happened from me here, I gotta I'm gonna take
1:15:29
my chances in Japan like in that way to find like love out there,
1:15:31
I'd be like, well, this wouldn't be a bad place for me because
1:15:34
I would be like number one, everything that I fucking like is out there,
1:15:38
from the food to like the Pokemon ship to like no, but I'm
1:15:41
talking like that's what nobody saying the same like over here, everything you like,
1:15:48
I don't think. I mean, at some point it's not at some
1:15:50
point, it's not about like like like at all. Yeah, at some
1:15:54
point, it's not even about like this. It's just about like how much
1:15:56
you have in common. Like I'm just talking about being bored or looking at
1:15:58
the same ship I'm not even talking about I. I think I'm pretty sure
1:16:01
if I went to Japan. See that's the thing. That's what that's what
1:16:04
you're that's what you're wrong, bro, Because sometimes check and I'm like,
1:16:09
that's what you're wrong. But because like they're different within their own ship.
1:16:12
Like there's a lot of gang of pretty bitches out there and they're all a
1:16:15
little bit different. Bro. Like yeah, bro, like out there,
1:16:17
like you don't have to worry about a big you don't have to worry about
1:16:21
a bitch waking up like like and then like you're like gonna be shocked because
1:16:25
she's gonna be just as pretty as if she went to sleep, like when
1:16:28
she wakes up, because this bitch has a skincare routine. Like this bitch
1:16:30
hydrates your ship. Like that's a really big fucking deal out there. No,
1:16:34
it's like self self preservation and beauty. It's a really big deal out
1:16:38
there. The older, the age good, they don't they don't give a
1:16:41
fuck about fake tits and fake ass. They're like, hey, bro whatever,
1:16:45
they're like really like it's very rare, naturally, Like I don't think
1:16:48
I think the biggest I saw out there was like a sea cup, Oh
1:16:54
my god, what do you need to be happy? Well, I'm in
1:16:56
America. I'm used to big old slob or not and bbls and as big
1:17:00
as my head. I don't want it. I can't use it as a
1:17:03
pillow. Yeah, go back to your fucking seven to eleven supersize fucking cup,
1:17:09
bro, Like, if it's your changing, you know, if you're
1:17:11
some of us are looking for happiness out there, bitch, Like you know
1:17:14
what I mean? Like, what the fuck? Bro? Like this is
1:17:15
over here? You was like, if your titty is not as big as
1:17:18
my head, I don't want it. She could be like you know,
1:17:23
you didn't give her a chance. You can't slap me with that motherfucker and
1:17:27
we could chest bump. I don't want it. You gotta appreciate different types
1:17:31
of tites, bro, Like, Hey, I'm gonna tell you that if
1:17:33
you don't have titties, I'm cheating. I don't give a fuck. I'm
1:17:36
cheating. You hear going on over there? Okay? Like all right?
1:17:41
So what would you settle for? If think about it? Like food?
1:17:43
Would you rather settle for a bitch out here that has faked it's in the
1:17:45
big ass but she can't do ship like after the age, right, you're
1:17:48
settling with her, right, that's you're gonna stay with her. This is
1:17:51
your life. But no way, and she don't know how to cook it
1:17:54
nothing, or you rather have somebody that maybe doesn't have those kind of things.
1:17:57
But you're just like hey, bro, like I am, I'm just
1:17:58
being taken care of. Like I don't know, I don't worry about the
1:18:00
play that was acting on down Okay, what happens. There's a bitch with
1:18:01
a fat ass and fat titties and a bitch with no ass and they're both
1:18:05
bumps. Which are which one would you have? No but to have fun,
1:18:11
to have fun? Which one would you rather have? The boat can't
1:18:14
do ship. If you say, like, oh she cooks and clean,
1:18:15
well that's a plus. But now this put the two bits in the same
1:18:18
category. I was talking about the cultural difference, like because that's what you
1:18:23
would get, like if you were to look for it out there. There's
1:18:25
a lot of those bitches learn how to do all that ship from grades like
1:18:28
one through fourth grade, like you know what I mean, Like they taught
1:18:30
like so like out there that you don't have to worry about like did your
1:18:33
mom teach you how to do it, like bitch school taught her how to
1:18:35
make you own chicken and whatever the fuck are making. Sometimes you do know
1:18:39
how to cook, very very low percentage now like twenty percent that you made
1:18:43
don't take care of you and like that, like very low because my sister
1:18:45
could cook and all that ship. Then when I go to the bitch,
1:18:47
like damn, my sister cooks, and she does say, hey, just
1:18:49
like what the fuck you can? You served me a plate? That's crazy,
1:18:53
that's crazy. Dog, you serve me a plate on the phone,
1:18:56
and the uber eats. Oh no, uber eats. You're making food.
1:19:00
No, no, that to know. But I'm talking about serving a play
1:19:01
like at a house party. Oh oh yeah. She cares about you.
1:19:05
Yeah yeah, bro, that is that doesn't different, and the family pays
1:19:10
attention. She gets I already knew, like I was like, I was
1:19:13
like, hey man, you're gonna givehim some food or like you know,
1:19:15
because I already was gonna do it. But I'm just like like if I
1:19:18
got to do it, looks so good, like yeah, I'm looking out
1:19:20
for you, like I'm really looking at it. She don't, she don't
1:19:24
do it. She's like sonya know that coma regardless or I mean you never
1:19:35
win. You never win. It isn't you know talking that ship, bro,
1:19:41
I hate that ship about it. You never win. So just get
1:19:43
the beer to go, get the food. Yeah, like yeah, like
1:19:47
you're just like, we're not like like like this we we none of us
1:19:51
getting no one was like but but it's nice coming. Yeah. I can
1:19:59
never win with you, could never do. But it is dope when you're
1:20:01
sitting there chating with the homies and you're drinking to be and your lady comes
1:20:04
with the plate. Oh that's always doing their bitch bitching at him. Um
1:20:12
all, let's I'm gonna read the rest of the super chats that are coming
1:20:15
in. By the way, every super chat enters you to win at LA.
1:20:18
So I'm giving away like three of those motalas. I'll be shipping them
1:20:21
out tomorrow to you guys. So salute to you guys. Thank you Toala
1:20:26
for hooking us up. Luis rometto one nine shout out from Boston, thanks
1:20:30
for a good show. Thank you so much for that super chat. Uh
1:20:34
do your whole choice for twenty send x G to vlog a rave. It's
1:20:41
been almost a year he probably is for ed cdc'm a blog every days,
1:20:45
all right, and I got I got I'm literally gonna overdo it this time.
1:20:48
I gotta fly that says we don't smoke the same and I'm gonna have
1:20:51
a pro pen So I'm got a lot of people hitting the blinkis at e
1:20:55
DC, So you better hook me up with no rainbow colors on this slag,
1:20:58
right, No, we don't with the same flag. There's a lot
1:21:00
of rainbow might pull up all right, next one gerrel d Jah one who
1:21:19
you got tyson or the other guy shout out to shout out to the tab.
1:21:25
You know it's because now that you say that, wouldn't you Now that
1:21:30
you say that, my goal is to get people on like hey guys and
1:21:32
spitles with hitting the pro pen pen, you you would just boost myself.
1:21:40
I don't care. I'm gonna do that new audience. Yeah, I'm literally
1:21:44
gonna be prop Then as soon as that footage is back up here, Look
1:21:46
how good he's with the gays, like, yeah, I'm already I don't
1:21:50
mind them. I'm never when I had a prope that's a propene, Yeah,
1:21:57
a pro pen g P T plus Yeah, yeah, Bro that's just
1:22:04
gonna be funny. I can't wait to send you that. I'll let you
1:22:09
know if Nnie's not gonna repose now. Yeah, my partner is gonna be
1:22:15
like memory, the memory on your phone. Mine talked to me like like
1:22:17
Tony sopran on the was like, come on, I'm gonna blinking into this
1:22:20
move. No, no, what's the proper word? What did they called?
1:22:24
Vito? Do you can give me this clip of this fanuke? Yeah?
1:22:30
Uh, Eddie Eddie Eddie Ray is ten dollars? Can we get it?
1:22:33
We don't smoke the same road show in San Francisco. Why we don't
1:22:36
want to get broken our cars broken into Number one for the deathtone system of
1:22:41
a down show August seventeenth, I'm flying in from Texas. Number one.
1:22:45
Don't run a car and don't leave stuff in there. Number two. That's
1:22:47
why we don't go to San Francisco. Bro people breaking, fuck it,
1:22:50
log it. We just get jacked in on foot. They break our glasses.
1:22:57
They want to break some kind of glass. Damn you chugging? Is
1:23:02
that just a little bit? Dog? I prefer to drink it from the
1:23:05
bottle like that. Hen's gonna come out in three Shadow with the Simpton Jersey
1:23:13
Ryan Garcia, you want to come at me. Out of a sudden,
1:23:17
I turned into compoundtor and for that food goes hard? What happened now?
1:23:21
Like, oh, dog, man, I just it's not stop entertainment,
1:23:26
bro, call it what you want. I love that soap opera ship from
1:23:28
Jumper Dog. I'd be so hooked in that ship. I'd be like,
1:23:32
I so god Dog, I'd be so involved in that ship. Dog.
1:23:38
I'd be like, hell, you look like the chicks that I date that
1:23:40
watch that Bannerable Pump ship. Like y'all seen that Vannerable Pump Ship restaurant.
1:23:46
Like I'm just like, oh man, I got something new to watch today.
1:23:49
Let me see what's up with this drama clip like this? Like like
1:23:56
I say, like I say, I was like on Monday, I'm not
1:23:58
gonna watch all this useful ship. And then I was like, why is
1:24:00
sharp career falling apart? Like I'm just like, damn, I'm not sharp,
1:24:06
Like just like watching all this ship, bro, They'll be watching that
1:24:10
ship. Yeah, shout out to a point and shoot, bro, I
1:24:14
would like to interview you, bro, point and shoot. That ship makes
1:24:15
all the videos, Yeah, bro, he's the best. Bro. Like
1:24:18
he just like he gets under everybody's skin to watch all those But the only
1:24:21
reason he's like that because they fucking talked ship about him. At first,
1:24:25
he was like originally like a fan, but then I was like he was
1:24:28
like, oh, y'all gonna just shout and then he started throwing them.
1:24:31
It goes hard on everybody, like, hey, don't talk about me because
1:24:34
I'm coming after you, Like, oh ship, Yeah, straight up?
1:24:38
Bro. Like that's and he has that time, bro, Like he gets
1:24:40
those views too. They're funny. Yeah, bro, Like when he talks
1:24:44
about he's like, man, damn homie is so trash, Like I was
1:24:46
just like, dude, he goes hard. Bro, all right, is
1:24:50
that uh sharp smashing her? Sma smash her? No? No, no,
1:24:56
no, I'm talking. Was that real? Apor Was that really an
1:24:59
April full think by Adam twenty two? Yeah? It was. He planned
1:25:00
and everything. He was trigger like him walking with that with that gay fool.
1:25:05
He was like, he did it. You don't think ever, maybe
1:25:09
ten years from now you'll catch him. I think if he would have sucked
1:25:12
the dick, he would have done it already, like he would have like
1:25:15
he's had let his wife get pull by. No, but I'm saying like
1:25:17
he would have just been done it already, bro Like, think about it,
1:25:19
Like if you're just that open, like he would have been full of
1:25:21
Jason Ellis, he would have done a scene with Jason Ellis. You would
1:25:24
have been like, Yo, my friend Jason Elis. He's not broke here,
1:25:26
he's not broken. The money is still coming in. You don't think
1:25:28
one thing. Moment he'll get death for me, Like, I know what
1:25:31
to do, I know what to do. Oh, damn all drunken.
1:25:36
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, we don't smoke the same. Yeah,
1:25:43
we've all been fucking smoking. Damn it. Yeah, he's over there,
1:25:46
fucking deep on the sprays. I know, bro All, I asid hit
1:25:51
it once? Was that? Is that a new Is that a new thing
1:25:55
on the menu? Because I kind of want one. It's gonna be soon,
1:25:57
So I'm have a meeting with I got tomorrow a discount, man,
1:26:00
Hey, broke boy activities. Damn, I didn't say that's fine. I
1:26:08
don't care. Give me the discount, broke boy activity, broke activities.
1:26:12
I'll use it next one. Chris smokes a lot. He zone take another
1:26:17
shot of Henny same team, same team. Imagine rock fuck guess And one
1:26:27
time I was lift food like I was lit at home, bro, And
1:26:29
you know when I I chucked the beer because I was having a bad day,
1:26:30
right, I took the beer like just chuck it really bad, and
1:26:33
then I just got the can. I was like stone cold, stone cold,
1:26:36
and I was just like, man, fuck today, cheers, cheers,
1:26:43
oh j I did it so rock. I did it on purpose of
1:26:45
rock and get in on it. Mister, want to interrupt me? I
1:26:49
got it. I got you cheers. Nickname, dude, I do it
1:26:57
once out of spie and that's my name. Now what's up? How just
1:27:00
said up? How'd you prepare for your show? Because I mean, dude,
1:27:01
that must have been like, I don't know it's up. I was
1:27:03
there. I had fun. Are you talking about the cannabis cap? He
1:27:08
masturbated like eight times in a row. I got the exclusive scoop. It
1:27:14
was a lot of fun. Man. I had a really good time at
1:27:16
that. Was gonna be able to see this on the block on Saturday.
1:27:18
Like, I recorded some of it, recorded some of it, So that's
1:27:20
what I forgot about that. I'm like, hey, like I was on
1:27:25
too I've been on every day. Bro, you're like an undercovered drugging and
1:27:30
don't tell the homies. I would not not a problem, but I would
1:27:33
have took that some day with you. I just can't run because I'm driving.
1:27:36
No, that day, I would have for sure. Can you imagine
1:27:43
the one day I put up forty tools springs up for everybody. Oh,
1:27:47
I hooked up the homieasy lady the other day at the game and I gave
1:27:50
him to sprays. I forget it. Yeah, cool, that's it.
1:27:54
It was cool. He was having a good time and you could tell he
1:27:56
was was on a good one, all right, to see the next one?
1:28:01
Jeffy two dollars, Yo, scumbags. Any girls running errands while you're
1:28:05
here? Yeah, what's Chili doing? Because you don't know there's an insider
1:28:12
errands? He says, your bony Chili dog. Why would they say that
1:28:16
they're hanging out with you? D hear her new man dog? Come on,
1:28:19
it's that school. I love Chili, but I like that. There
1:28:24
you go. Why was she date me? You know she here? She
1:28:27
there at the podcast. Stop the story, stop with the rumors. Chat
1:28:30
room. He's lost, I mean, I mean he's lost. Chicks to
1:28:32
the podcast. Like he just was texting me be like look at this,
1:28:36
like I can't believe you said that about me on there. So what bitch,
1:28:40
am I number one, two or three? I'm like, oh yeah,
1:28:43
like literally, and I'm just laughing and he's like, hey, this
1:28:45
was his right back block. I'm just like, I'm being celibate now,
1:28:48
but not by choice. But the fucking pod all right. It was the
1:28:54
next one, the business one. What's up y'all? Same team. Appreciate
1:29:00
that. Good luck, will g two dollars piss excellence talking to you Rock,
1:29:09
speaking of baby, straight up, we all drink so much. You
1:29:14
gotta go to the attic if you want to take a right leg. Well
1:29:20
you I mean, I mean, I know you're walking away, but you
1:29:23
look small in that jersey, which I know you want to hear. I
1:29:27
know that's why I know you look small? Jersey? Bro? Where you
1:29:30
got it at? Swamp me? Homie? All right, there we go.
1:29:35
Somebody smoked? What are you smoking? On? Rock? Some rosin
1:29:40
from al Mora on the proxy. I need to get myself one of those.
1:29:46
It's it's uh, you know, it's one of those like if you
1:29:51
want to take like crazy hot dabs. It's probably not the thing for you,
1:29:55
but I'm just a simple man and a like convenience. Check it out.
1:30:00
I don't know, ever since I got the Matt Robinson the raft piece,
1:30:03
I haven't been picking it up. He's gonna break it. You put
1:30:08
it in here, ah, bro go ahead, And it's just it's just
1:30:15
like oil and wet. Sorry. So yeah, you that little guy there,
1:30:23
the three D chambers, so every part of that cooks it. Yeah,
1:30:28
that the that the part of the devil was annoying when you have to
1:30:30
fucking to forget like well, I'm also like I'm too stupid, you know,
1:30:36
I would I would burn something down. I'd get burned. So just
1:30:41
ever since I got into dabbing, like I've done like the torch thing,
1:30:44
I got done it the hard way. But you know, as soon as
1:30:46
I found out there was emails because we're doing sessions, so we'd have like
1:30:49
a booth set up and be giving out dabs. Like why the fuck don't
1:30:53
I just have like an email? And so I start with that. And
1:30:56
then when I started working at the shop, you know the one that was
1:30:59
already on the whole tel Yeah, yeah, and it's just always on.
1:31:01
It's always a steady tamp like those are really good. Uh, they work
1:31:05
well enough, but those you can get like really hot dabs. If you're
1:31:09
a psycho and need to fucking bur No, that's bad for you. That's
1:31:14
bad for everything. Yeah, because it's hot, it's it's all bad.
1:31:18
You don't do that. You got to torch it for a minute and then
1:31:21
wait, I mean I couldn't tell you because I don't really do the torch.
1:31:27
But when it comes to like the uh like the puff goes and stuff,
1:31:30
I usually do the hot setting because I am trying to get ripped,
1:31:32
so I'm trying to get as much TC and all that stuff as possible and
1:31:35
have like the heaviest hit. But you can still taste the turpens because I
1:31:41
don't think the puff cos go like above six hundred if I'm not mistaken,
1:31:45
whereas like your email goes up to like seven. I remember having it on
1:31:48
seven to ten like a dork like oil. Yeah, but uh, back
1:31:56
to that one thing because the Homi wants to know, well, we mean
1:32:00
by errands is like an insider on the podcast on coming, We're like one
1:32:04
time this was chilling with don't bring on my path. No no, no,
1:32:08
no, bring bring my path. Yeah. So the homies that what
1:32:14
we meant is one time. U. Yeah, it's like a little skimming
1:32:17
inside the stomach. What a bitch of that? We don't that's putting chilli
1:32:27
into my dating? Like I love chili, but everybody objectifies chili. But
1:32:30
what this guy? But what this guy meant? But what this guy meant
1:32:32
by errands is one time. That's how you know, almost flyers done?
1:32:40
Huh objectifier? No you're with her not hang no no no no no,
1:32:47
I have a girlfriend. I am happily. But know what I was saying
1:32:51
by Aarons, it's a one time. This chill. He's kind of like
1:32:55
the girl that gets scared when I yell. She's like the friend remember she
1:32:58
paid you know that me on the podcast. She's like, guys, don't
1:33:01
be yelling because I have the earphone. If she thinks, if she thinks
1:33:03
I'm yelling in the group chat, like I'm sure er gets a message like
1:33:06
why is he's on mad? Oh that's how you talk. I know.
1:33:10
That's what I'm fucking annoying all your conversations, Yelling every time I read your
1:33:14
messages, yelling at myself A right mine probably good morning guys, good boy.
1:33:23
I was just like, yo, you have to wake up because he's
1:33:27
already running. He he right, he writes it while he's running to I
1:33:29
know that when he gets motivated, he's like the bike, it runs through
1:33:33
the bike. It's on the bike now, yeah, bike, and with
1:33:38
the biking is go. You have a bike phone? What the fuck?
1:33:43
Man? A skateboarder? I meanorrow, let me hold on to the back
1:33:46
sceat no HOMEO. Let me just get it on the back seat like you
1:33:49
can. I'm on seventy well one maybe now, but yeah, you got
1:33:56
it? Well, I mean the gear like, man, I'm gonna try
1:33:59
to get a sponsor, so like, hopefully I can get a free bike.
1:34:01
I want to bike. Well, I mean, you're gonna have to
1:34:03
go biking, so I would go, I gotta go now this summer,
1:34:06
we should go fucking bike around because I'm in downtown. I see Ali was
1:34:10
always biking around their dogs than running. I'm like the most person here.
1:34:15
You don't think I want to go biking? Yeah, well, then you
1:34:16
gotta get yourself a bike. If you're gonna you don't have to, you
1:34:18
have to get yourself a beater first, before you look for a sponsor,
1:34:20
Give me a sponsor, Rock, give me a sponsor. All of a
1:34:25
sudden, he's gonna be Real's fucking mixes and he's like, give me a
1:34:27
free bike. That two times I'm talking to Don that's pull the plug fucking
1:34:36
over here, you know podcast how I'm gonna talk to now, bro like
1:34:43
this, This is why we don't make ship dombm dumb because how much of
1:34:47
the like five hundred a thousand what like a cool bike like like seven hundred
1:34:54
or not for the one of the ones that are down there. Yeah,
1:34:56
like it's crazy, but like I mean, that's just yeah if you want
1:35:00
that kind of shit. But like I fool like I got. I went
1:35:01
to in the States tell and I got a five hundred and eighty dollars bike
1:35:04
for fucking seventy bucks. I just offered the person, what what kind of
1:35:09
bike is that? Like Vision x pro or something like that. Are you
1:35:13
even like screenshoted? And I was like, oh shit, this goes for
1:35:15
some goody good, pretty good change. And then it took care of it,
1:35:17
and I've been riding my bike all cool. Bro, so bike you
1:35:20
kept it? Yeah, that's the way I ride, and I just been
1:35:24
buying different things. So I bought new handlebars, I bought this for it.
1:35:27
So I'm just customizing it as I go along. So I'm building it
1:35:30
better, you know. I taking to the bike seventy bucks. What the
1:35:32
fuck? Yeah, it was seventy bucks. Now I'm to make it look
1:35:34
like a five hundred dollars bike, you know, like so straight up.
1:35:38
So I'm just upgraded. Next super Chat Adrian five bucks. We'll sub locals,
1:35:43
Yo, Ray. Check out the three burials of Melkalis Estrada with Tommy
1:35:47
Lee Jones and Barry Pepper. Good flick for your pod. Thank you for
1:35:54
that, super Chat and race. Next one Siltan one nine farts for Kaida.
1:36:00
That's not lost time. Shout out to Carol Dog No, no,
1:36:03
fuck you Dog and fuck you guys him. I'm homies with him, man,
1:36:08
fuck you and him. Then that's fine, But I'm not gonna sit
1:36:11
here and just be acting like I'm part of your guys, a little crewel
1:36:13
with that. Why you're back to scamming with him? He got I've always
1:36:16
been homies with them, So you know what, he didn't do nothing to
1:36:21
me, and you do nothing to you guys. You know he didn't.
1:36:25
He did something to someone that some someone that he wasn't supposed to, which
1:36:29
she lied about. Was there to be fair, to be fair. I
1:36:33
saw videos. I was there the thing. He doesn't understand that I was
1:36:38
to be fair, to be fair. I was fucking fed up with him.
1:36:41
Bro, Like, that's fine, that's pretty fine. Birthday, that's
1:36:44
fine. But this feels like my birthday again. Yeah, he's defending some
1:36:47
stupid, fucking asshole. I walked out on his birthday like last year.
1:36:55
I was all mad. He doesn't want to stop telling. I mean,
1:37:00
everyone want to talk about it. See, I'm not the one to bring
1:37:03
it up. Well he brought it up. Yeah, but he he's like,
1:37:09
I'll just explain myself now. Let me all right, let's go right
1:37:12
through it again. Nothing happened. I'm not going to jail. Thank god.
1:37:15
I didn't do anything, so why would I? But yeah, what
1:37:19
episode was that? Can we shout him out to go? It's Pin forever
1:37:23
on the fucking Patreon somewhere It's Pin. It was your no Jumper moment.
1:37:27
You were so happy because I didn't think I was like, you were so
1:37:30
podcast hard. Nothing happened. Yeah, soons it's gonna go viral. Fuck
1:37:34
yeah. And then Sam reposted it too because he thought it was I was
1:37:39
in on it. He did, Sam day, I was in on it.
1:37:45
I was like, I was really mad. He's like, oh my
1:37:46
god, I didn't mean too. Yeah. Anyways, fuck Cairo, all
1:37:48
right, So yeah, straight up, fuck that food dog. Ya know,
1:37:55
hey foot, did you see that clip? Did you see that clip?
1:37:57
Fucking of lifty Gunplay talking about after the fucking's wild could have put a
1:38:02
strategy that would have been a Fox nude. You know what's crazy? Like
1:38:05
one of the I'm not gonna say which one. We You know, there's
1:38:09
a homie that works here that used to be a very down ass homie.
1:38:12
You could tell because he always knows. He's like one of those quiet foods
1:38:14
that pays attention. That's why he's probably a pretty good camera guy. But
1:38:17
you know what I'm saying, like he like, you know what I'm saying,
1:38:19
Like he he he knew. He was like watch this for fucking had
1:38:23
a strap the whole fucking time. And I was like, and sure enough,
1:38:26
after the interview that shit came out and he said it. He was
1:38:29
like, man, He was like, I had to quit that what it
1:38:30
was I gonna do? But where do you have a fucking but where do
1:38:32
you have a quit that? He was, Bro, look at that fucking
1:38:35
clip. You could see the fucking extended clip. And you don't think Deyella
1:38:39
Holmie had to quit down on him. I think everyone he didn't have a
1:38:41
quit down him, but his producer had it. Well Aft he did though,
1:38:45
but his producer had it, or I'm pretty sure, or it doesn't
1:38:48
matter if if Lucky had or not. I'm everybody in there is getting like,
1:38:53
it's just crazy to even have those type of podcasts. Bro, it's
1:38:56
crazy. You have got shirtless yelling at each other on shrooms drinking. Oh
1:39:02
it is, they can do that. I don't mind that they get one
1:39:05
hundred percent. I'm go free for everything. It's just I just said,
1:39:08
that's crazy. You're asking, like, dude, I was waiting to watch
1:39:11
that sit on Fox News podcast. Hood Stocks left the Gunplay left. The
1:39:16
Gunplay said though that he was like, fucking fans have been in front of
1:39:20
my house. He like, He's like, I didn't watch the episode,
1:39:24
yeah, because I'm like, I don't. I don't think it's supposed to
1:39:27
have a strap after being Yeah, you know what I mean. So hip
1:39:30
hop police is watching, right, Yeah, it's not, it's not.
1:39:32
It's common sense that Himan says. It under that the cops are watching the
1:39:35
of course they're watching that ship. It's why is it. Let me solve
1:39:40
this crime, let me just go on YouTube quick. And even if you're
1:39:43
staging ship like that, it's the stupidest ship, gambling with your freedom like
1:39:45
that. Yeah yeah, but now that you said there was cops outside,
1:39:48
there was cops. Ever, they're gonna pull the cops gonna be watching that
1:39:50
ship, and any moment they get, they're gonna pull you over. And
1:39:54
if anything's not really good, you look good as a cop. You look
1:39:57
good getting cases. It's like it's like the same reason krip Mat is getting
1:40:00
all that time, because, like Xavier said, as much as it fucking
1:40:02
sucks, hey bro, when you have Hoover Killer and all this ship tatted
1:40:06
on your face, no matter how many homeless your feeding, the judge is
1:40:12
not going to be lenear the people. If the people judging you your peers,
1:40:15
this is your peers ship the jury, Yeah, they don't and they
1:40:18
look at your face and all they think about is like, dude, this
1:40:20
one is not good person for society. This was going like this and then
1:40:27
and then he's like he's doing good things. It's like he was on I
1:40:29
just want to see he was, I'm not dog, I'm not he was
1:40:35
on a reality show about boning some check and he's doing good things. He
1:40:39
got eliminated when he wouldn't show Adam is dick. He was like, Adam,
1:40:45
I'm not here. Adam was ready to see that ship because he wanted
1:40:48
to talk about it. Yeah, Adam was Yeah, he said, and
1:40:51
you know, you would have talked about the whole episode. Go to a
1:40:54
Dodger game and it just passed next to him. Yeah, there you go.
1:40:57
Prom s h that sexual you can't look if you look? Is that?
1:41:00
Is that? That? Is that that? I don't know, bro,
1:41:03
Sexual harassment is like a tricky thing, bro. I don't like any
1:41:05
kind of thing, like because think about it, bro, like with like
1:41:09
as it's a free game now, bro, like it doesn't have to be
1:41:11
like you're doing it to a girl, like a girl could do it to
1:41:13
you, or a guy could do it to another guy. So like these
1:41:15
days, bro, like you just that's why I get your space from people.
1:41:19
People, fucking you know what I'm saying, like, don't be doing
1:41:21
no even tricky ship. Bro. That's why if you ever see me and
1:41:25
the and that's why if you ever see me in the the parent bathroom,
1:41:29
it's because I want my space. Dude. If you ever see me in
1:41:32
the fucking if you're not because because if you ever see me in the fucking
1:41:36
handicap bathroom, I'm taking the ship in there. The floor shoot flood and
1:41:42
know now the handicap one full handicap people get it, get treated good.
1:41:45
Don't you feel I've had it where I'm taking a ship and then I hear
1:41:48
it and then I see the wheel chair and I'm like, ah, gotta
1:41:54
walk out, and you know, walk outside like that. It's not saying
1:41:57
that he's dumb, like you gotta act like you're handicap. See what you
1:42:00
do is you just go outside. You go I'm getting a ticket for this.
1:42:04
I took a ship out. What yeah, what do you do?
1:42:08
You don't feel bad and it's not fun when you do that. But at
1:42:11
the same time, like sometimes there's a line you got just hop in the
1:42:14
stall. It's not like a parking space that in that situation is like everybody
1:42:17
got shipped. I'm way more cooler. We're parking in the handicap spot.
1:42:21
See your fucking asshole, that's way harder because they have a hard time getting
1:42:25
in out of the car. You'll run, You'll catch somebody that's handicap trying
1:42:28
to park. But if you're pissing next to one of the guys, like
1:42:30
your family guy, he's like, that's not peen, it's exac yim.
1:42:34
Yeah. Like what if you run into one of those old mans and like
1:42:38
the trough Bro, there's an old man like that out there trying to sexually
1:42:41
harass you. Pis like that means you're healthy. Yeah, I wonder what
1:42:47
happened to depete on that guy? If they complimented you like that, you're
1:42:50
like, man, fuck, you just pissed someone real fast. And then
1:42:53
go back to your harassment. What's what? Where do you draw the line
1:42:57
where you're like, I'm gonna punch you, bro, that's too far.
1:42:59
Give you touch me. I'm fading you. I don't care, Like if
1:43:02
it's like if I like, I'm not gonna punch you, if you like
1:43:05
tap me on the shoulder or something like that. But like if I'm like
1:43:09
he bro, like I feel like there was like sexual intent behind that,
1:43:12
I'll say rightfully, like if you're taking a whizz, don't don't touch people,
1:43:15
Like if you're like if I get touched in the bathroom, that's fade.
1:43:17
If if I'm in the middle of o pion and somebody touches me,
1:43:19
like like you know when your homies in the bathroom and like it's just you
1:43:24
guys, and like if he's just like like we're having a great time right
1:43:27
now, the homie. Yeah. But like in a public setter, if
1:43:30
I'm like mid pissing, like because it's like, hey man, this is
1:43:33
serious on your path, I would get so fucking mad around on that.
1:43:41
Pissed off the shoes real quick. Have you ever pissed on the trash can?
1:43:45
Yeah, at the bar, when you go to the bar, trackxt
1:43:47
to the toilet. Don't know what that is? A bad you're comeback because
1:43:50
you're a scumback comeback, got I do that, understand. Don't ever put
1:43:59
that I did that in town, y'all put it over there. But horrible
1:44:05
dog. You know, Rassa cleans that dog. That's the only reason I
1:44:09
will I won't That's why I respect all bathroom because and the owner is not
1:44:15
he This is so funny. If he's the owner, trust me, he's
1:44:17
getting to clean that dog. Yeah, I can see. I can see
1:44:20
he's on at the club saying I Am not going to piss cares Have you
1:44:28
ever done that? He was laughing because he's so fucking trying to fill up
1:44:31
the trash can. Bro you haven't seen it's already filled up, and you
1:44:36
just passed more on it already. This most crying tears dogs. How you
1:44:44
know to go to move at the club or anywhere it's pissed. It's fist
1:44:47
coming out so much pizziness. The reason I said that was because he said,
1:44:56
like, he's trying to fill up the trash can. What time the
1:44:58
buddy noticed? Until I get the I was like, all night you were
1:45:00
doing you broke the seal on the trash can and you were just it was
1:45:08
like any bottom be filmed up. And I was like, how do you
1:45:12
think they pick it up? And I thought other fools added piss because I
1:45:14
was like, I didn't piste that much, for sure, I was there
1:45:16
was other fools added pisce when I was not there though it was just drinking
1:45:19
in the bathroom and especially but do you dude, so like you obviously did
1:45:27
that as an adult, but you talk about doing that ship as a little
1:45:30
kid. You're like, I used to go in people's bathrooms a little kid,
1:45:31
and that people family family, dude. This whole said that sometimes you
1:45:36
didn't want to go family, my best friends, whatever. This whole claims
1:45:41
that he used to be taking places with his mom and sometimes when he didn't
1:45:44
want to be there, he go to his bathroom. Bathroom. He go
1:45:45
to people's bathroom and if you have like like like like shaving cream, you
1:45:48
just pray and then like likelisting with dumping down the toilet, you'll start shaving
1:45:55
in there. Yeah, running among mom broad. I mean, he's like
1:46:00
I wanted to watch cartoons and my mom said I couldn't, so I had
1:46:02
a goal to bush. Yeah, fucking nasty ship using people. Yeah,
1:46:10
he shooes me people tooth brush and now he's putting up the trash canral pits.
1:46:15
That was that first of all. That happened a while ago, bro,
1:46:16
because I haven't been to Motown and tell him what you did that hood
1:46:18
stocks too. I just took a ship and the toy that didn't flush.
1:46:21
But it was nasty all the coke ship. It was, you know,
1:46:28
because we were coked out there and coked out dank and super stank. Bro.
1:46:32
They d m us lucky texting me saying, was that your home still
1:46:38
talk ship about Like he's just like Boy of the Plumber. Now he's like,
1:46:42
hey, bro, he's liked, don't be doing that to my bathroom.
1:46:45
You should have told me I got a fat dog got your face.
1:46:51
That nasty motherfucker taking that ship. They do that to your house where you
1:46:56
get mad, Like some foo came like, oh yeah, bro, your
1:46:59
homies Like for sure, when I have my householding party, I'm gonna be
1:47:01
very selective, bro, like Nason roused that ship. This is a comedian
1:47:08
and he's known to like when he leaves places, he'll take a ship and
1:47:10
leave and say goodbye, I left you a gift in your bathroom and you're
1:47:14
going your bathroom and soone flush, we're dragging that for back end of the
1:47:16
flood blogs, logs dogs. He calls himself the log father. He did
1:47:20
that ship Canada. Yeah, he's your fucking comedy daddy. I have him
1:47:25
back, man, I missed that food and then I'm back. Make sure
1:47:29
I told you slush that day, because he does White people should like like
1:47:31
ship, you would do rock ship, that ship, that fucking like Speedo
1:47:35
ship. When I was in Canada with him, I did like a whole
1:47:39
like that whole ten days or seven days that I was there. It was
1:47:42
crazy, man, Like that dude really showed me what comedy life was all
1:47:45
about, down from everything to opening up for like the best club out there
1:47:49
and then doing coke with Albanian mafia gangsters. He showed you pretty goodly left
1:47:54
to turn that that Food's podcastle Oh no, no, I'm just like,
1:47:57
but I'm like experience. I wish I could have blogged whole experience. That's
1:48:00
where I met Nitty and like we're still friends to this day. Like and
1:48:04
now that I'm back doing comedy, like I am gonna fly out there and
1:48:06
do some comedy rooms out there, like I'm definitely got a And shout out
1:48:11
to the Truth Turtle. I know, I don't know who you are,
1:48:13
bro, but you're you're very big. I know we talk hilarious that we
1:48:17
me and you like interact with the turtle. Uh what Truth Turtle? But
1:48:20
we don't know who the fuck he is? And you texted me? Who
1:48:24
do you think he is? I mean, bro, like I talked to
1:48:27
him, I talked to I talked to him a lot. Like that's like
1:48:30
like like I tell him I set, I've sent him my comedy set.
1:48:34
Yeah, Like he's cool as fuck, bro, Like he's a cool ass
1:48:36
dude. Jokes. I think I said something, but I don't have talked
1:48:40
to him before about Yeah. But it's like straight up though, And if
1:48:42
anybody's interested in booking that we don't smoke the same comedy ship, just let
1:48:45
us know. We'll go, like talk to your local club, bro like
1:48:47
like just book booming board and the booking fee. Like, we'll sell our
1:48:50
tickets, so we'll we'll bring people to make sure that that bar fucking sells
1:48:56
out. But we're tired of being at home, So fucking why don't you
1:48:59
fucking go ahead and hit us up. We can bring some hitters out there,
1:49:01
and we can bring the live entertainment. Rock can do a fucking beat.
1:49:04
Said, we do all that ship, we all fucking show up with
1:49:08
a bunch of pro pends we'll get we'll do We'll do it up. Bring
1:49:11
the bites. You heard it he brings a beat, he brings a comedy.
1:49:15
Yep, hurt more? Do you need straight up? So let's go
1:49:18
ahead and pick the winners before we get into this close out. I think
1:49:21
that was the last, the last uh super Let me see what the last
1:49:25
super chat was to see if I missed every single one. Don't think that
1:49:30
they were caught up, so good luck. The first winner is let me
1:49:38
see umberto Amaya eleven. Congratulations. Hit that round of applause. Hit me
1:49:48
up, yeah, hit me up for that. I will be sending that
1:49:51
to you asap. I hope you enjoy it, homie, enjoy it with
1:49:56
a good beer, share it with somebody. Thank you for being a support
1:49:59
of the We Don't Smoke the Same podcast? And uh winner number two.
1:50:11
I had a feeling this guy was gonna win, was it? Man?
1:50:13
It's the painter? Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a new winner. Thank
1:50:18
you, hommy. That's uh winning the second and before I picked, I'm
1:50:25
gonna finish the Hennessy off handle handle it. But to be fair, everybody's
1:50:30
like to music was off the Hendy Like this ship was like this yeah,
1:50:33
like you got three shots in that tops Yeah. I think it was like
1:50:36
two e Zone shots. Yeah, I think I'm more off that. Like
1:50:41
when I started your Unit of Measurement, when I started crying, I was
1:50:45
like man aid like that ship. But that ship was fucking funny though,
1:50:50
but it was definitely I definitely got to stop doing that every day though.
1:50:54
You don't those reason like thely reason I'm gonna coommend you stop doing that.
1:50:57
It's like shrooms. You know how you can do one ground mssrooms, you
1:51:00
know, because I'm already up to the sprays. You gotta let it go.
1:51:02
You'll let your body reset itself. That's why, like you gotta like
1:51:05
I'm up to like day back to back. It's my new coke and it's
1:51:10
your new I literally called it when the show started. Do not dude,
1:51:15
this is a this is all right, yeah, all right, all yeah
1:51:17
you guys, we all don't want to eat cookies on to come back,
1:51:20
all right. Coke Zone season all the Zone years, like Deal Zone was
1:51:30
like when you all the goals from Casper came out like that. I remember
1:51:34
how they would kick everybody out of the before. Yeah, like they just
1:51:38
started sucking it up because remember everybody who went into the house that just fun
1:51:42
up for the last one, all right, last one, and the winner
1:51:46
is who's the winner? Chicken Chicken Winter? What is it? Chuck you?
1:51:56
Okay, First of all, I do a double. I'll never graduate
1:51:59
from like Elson nor high school. It was a repeat, so we're gonna
1:52:01
do another one, all right, zoom on three different winners, so yeah,
1:52:06
straight up. And the third winner Curious George eighty four. I think
1:52:19
so. I've never heard that name popped up before. Thank you, homie,
1:52:25
Curious George eighty four. Thank you so much for participating, everybody,
1:52:30
Thank you to comingbacks for coming back. Hey man, this ship was fucking
1:52:32
sick, bro. It was funny as fuck. I feel like this is
1:52:39
like our own version of the Biggest Bro. Whenever all four of us get
1:52:41
together. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. It's always funy when come over
1:52:44
here. That's just fucking yeah. Like we just gotta have The last time
1:52:47
was scary, but before that, we just gotta have it. Like we're
1:52:51
missing is like a resident our missing is like a resident black guy or like
1:52:56
missing a bitch of bitch of come in like like like man would be come
1:53:01
back really had like if they're here for him, dog, that's how it's
1:53:05
on him, dog Like you know, I know I just said I'm gonna
1:53:09
say same tube, but like but not, but like what is it?
1:53:15
It does give us that that kind of vibe though, man like because I
1:53:18
do with that fucking podcast a lot. So I like that we created came
1:53:23
out on that one, like I saw you, Yeah we're over Ury and
1:53:27
like you want to be on the podduct Yeah, fucking Ury. I've been
1:53:29
waiting, bro, every time he hears me up to try to stream with
1:53:30
him, wrong timing, wrong fucking tide, spontaneous, three hours before you
1:53:35
gotta be I'm in downtown. So he's like, hey, I'm gonna be
1:53:39
in downtown on Link and I'm here, pull up and I'm just like,
1:53:42
I'm like, dude, I'm on four shows. Bro. Like it's hard,
1:53:44
Bro, Like I just can't be like fucking let's go. It has
1:53:46
to be. It's super everybody Like I'm gonna hit him up and be like,
1:53:49
let's do spray and spray acid on stream. You should have went with
1:53:53
the scooter went Scooter riting was going crazy, kicked out by security and that
1:53:58
was that was fun. That was Yeah. I know, he promised me
1:54:00
that we're gonna do a stream, so like I know when he's done with
1:54:02
his Subathan salut to you, Uri. I know we're supposed to get it.
1:54:05
I'm tired of people talking about your weed. Let me show up with
1:54:09
my weed, bro, so straight up, comeback, scumback shout out,
1:54:15
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1:54:19
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1:54:24
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1:54:28
so I'm gonna do my shoutouts now, but thank you for liking it
1:54:30
subscribing. It was a fun episode, and uh I got a peach peak
1:54:34
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1:55:24
grow organically. Granted, we could always pay for all these other services to
1:55:28
go ahead and grow this ship, but organically, and honestly, I just
1:55:30
need twenty five people that are down to tell other twenty five people that are
1:55:33
down, and then they tell twenty five people there were there were seventy live
1:55:38
viewers. Can those seventy fucking people you know we hit over three hundred,
1:55:44
three hundred sharing your fucking yeah? No they they have no, no,
1:55:48
no, they have been. So that's why I'm like, we're just listen.
1:55:51
They're doing good, so so salute to them for fucking actually picking it
1:55:55
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1:56:21
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