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The OBSESSION Wake-Up · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: For the many, many years, we've done the John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich Chainsaw Massacre Wake Up, where we sneak into
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  Speaker 1: someone's house with a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody wants to talk to you. Oh my God, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is so awesome. Fire alarms going off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God, this is so awesome.
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  Speaker 3: You look way scarier than I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Halloween, guys.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing something a little different this year because of
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  Speaker 1: the hit movie Obsession.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, and nobody's scarier than Nikki. Scarier than a chainsaw.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is that she would, like, what, get
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  Speaker 1: up in this person?
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  Speaker 3: I never saw the movie. Stare at her boyfriend when
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  Speaker 3: he was sleeping and wait for him to wake up
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  Speaker 3: and be right on his face and, you know, just
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  Speaker 3: say cringey things to him. Scare him half to death.
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  Speaker 1: Nikki?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Watching you sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Here's how cute when you sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Can you come back to bed?
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  Speaker 2: No. No.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you don't love me as much as
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's not mutual. No, I do.
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  Speaker 2: Just come back to bed.
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  Speaker 4: Please. Why don't you love me?
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  Speaker 2: Nikki.
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  Speaker 1: Nikki, where are you? Stay. Okay, so Brianna's online because
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  Speaker 1: she wants us to do that to her boyfriend, but
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  Speaker 1: we're trying to do something. Dylan is with Brianna right now,
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  Speaker 1: and Dylan is going to be the person that does
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  Speaker 1: all the crazy stuff. Good morning, Brianna.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about the situation with your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: And I know it's early, early, early morning. Right now
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  Speaker 1: it's dark. He's sleeping, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Yeah, my boyfriend is
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  Speaker 2: like literally impossible to wake up. I can yell at him,
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  Speaker 2: shake him, turn all the lights on and off. He
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  Speaker 2: does not get out of bed. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: So I wanted to prank him and recreate that scene. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: where Nikki like gets right up in his face, like
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  Speaker 2: you were saying, and keeps saying, like, wake up. Um,
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  Speaker 2: he's literally going to lose his mind. Uh, yeah, he's
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  Speaker 2: dead asleep right now. He has no idea what's.
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  Speaker 3: Going on, but he's seen obsession. So he's, was he
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  Speaker 3: freaked out by that at all? Like I was where
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  Speaker 3: I didn't sleep for three straight nights. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen him so scared coming
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  Speaker 2: out of a horror movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, I'll tell you guys yesterday I
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  Speaker 1: was watching Dylan practice her face. I'm telling you it's
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  Speaker 1: really good like if you don't know her and you
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  Speaker 1: wake up with that face next to you so Dylan
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  Speaker 1: are you ready to walk in the house and go
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here I'm just like Nikki I'm ready to scare
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  Speaker 4: okay now listen this is the first time you're doing
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  Speaker 4: something like this for us so you need to be
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  Speaker 4: quiet quiet and whisper and crawl in you're gonna like
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  Speaker 4: so Brianna you're gonna walk her in and then I
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  Speaker 4: just want you to walk us through it slowly.
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  Speaker 2: Okay okay we're going in alright come yeah We're going
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  Speaker 2: down this hallway.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He's completely asleep.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying not to laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Are you in position, Dylan?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting under the covers right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Not under the covers.
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  Speaker 1: Under the covers. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 2: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up!
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  Speaker 2: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 4: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up! Wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Wake up!
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  Speaker 1: Wake up! Wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Are you awake?
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  Speaker 3: Don't forget to tell him how much you love him. Chris,
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  Speaker 3: you're on the radio. Help him out.
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  Speaker 4: Are you okay?
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  Speaker 1: Hand Chris the phone. What is what?
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  Speaker 2: Chris.
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  Speaker 1: On the fucking radio? Yeah, Chris, you're on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Richie, that's Dylan. And she does have
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  Speaker 1: a freaky face. What?
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  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't. Yes, she does.
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  Speaker 1: When you see her make this face, when you see,
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  Speaker 1: hold on a minute.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta see the face.
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  Speaker 1: When you see the face she makes, trust me, trust me,
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  Speaker 1: it's creepy.
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  Speaker 3: Babe, are you kidding? What the fuck? Babe, he likes it.
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  Speaker 3: He's scared, okay? It's like, who is this person?
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  Speaker 4: I'm dying.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: I literally never wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, I'm dead.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: It was obviously a prank.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I've never been this scared in my whole life.
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  Speaker 1: What the f * * * is your problem?
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  Speaker 3: I saw a little tribute to the movie Obsession.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that was good.
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  Speaker 3: Good job, Dill. You crushed it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm shaking.
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  Speaker 2: I'm literally shaking.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I know.
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  Speaker 1: That was awesome. Brianna, that was awesome. Dylan, would you
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  Speaker 1: take us out by telling us to wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Wake up, wake up, John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 4: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
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  Speaker 1: <HAL> If chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that!
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  Speaker 3: We were having a nice day. It's John Jay and Rich.