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Swedish Whoopie Cushion | Son of a Boy Dad #209 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 2: Good. What I played golf with Gerby Kirby's Steve Gerbin.
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  Speaker 1: Wait from Tires, Yeah shut up, yeah we had a
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  Speaker 1: good time. Oh way, he said.
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  Speaker 4: They were talking season two and talking season three through six.
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  Speaker 2: We were No, you weren't Wow, we mentioned season three
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  Speaker 2: through six. No, I added in No, we didn't get
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  Speaker 2: too far ahead of ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, when I shot this battle Rap movie, and like
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  Speaker 1: as they were shooting it, people were these battle Rappers
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  Speaker 1: were so over zealously excited that they're like, they're thinking
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  Speaker 1: about making it a trilogy. It's like, dude, let's let
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  Speaker 1: the first one come out before we get to trilogy,
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  Speaker 1: much less sequel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't really get a trilogy unless you have
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  Speaker 2: Denzel Washington.
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  Speaker 1: Or Jeerson four. John Wick has to be involved some shit.
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  Speaker 1: They're not just giving out trilogies or the land before time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had like fucking eleven of those motherfuckers. But you
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  Speaker 1: where'd you go out to golf? Did you? You were
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  Speaker 1: golfing in Manhattan.
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  Speaker 2: Played bayone out in Jersey and uh we had a
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  Speaker 2: great day, beautiful day. Boy, what weather this weekend was
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  Speaker 2: second to none.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, an incredible weather.
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  Speaker 2: But here's here's the challenging part of playing golf in
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  Speaker 2: New York especially, I think, is that when you come
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  Speaker 2: back with your golf bag from the city. I was
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  Speaker 2: walking through Lower Manhattan and I had a golf bag
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  Speaker 2: over my shoulder, my golf hat, my Peter Malar polo
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  Speaker 2: shirt tucked into my Peter Malar shorts sixty yeah, an
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  Speaker 2: ankle socks, and I look like I'm looking for my
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  Speaker 2: ball among sky screeners. And you know, you got people,
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  Speaker 2: you got, tourists, you got, but you also have homeless
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  Speaker 2: people who are saying, hey, could you spare some change
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  Speaker 2: for a cup of soup? And first of all, you're like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it's eighty two, why are you eating soup?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, partially frozen, uncrustable, something really cool, you down.
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  Speaker 1: Something cool, something cold.
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  Speaker 2: And they someone asked me for a dollar, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I you know, I said, I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 2: don't and I didn't have any money because I had
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  Speaker 2: spent all my cash on Caddy fees and.
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  Speaker 1: The high noons on the course. Yeah up, they're like
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  Speaker 1: fifteen Yeah, and you gotta tip the car girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, to not have a single dollar wearing
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  Speaker 2: that outfit for a homeless person.
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  Speaker 1: They know you're lying. Well.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't, though, but it was because I had I
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  Speaker 2: had gotten rid of all my fifties that I had brought.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you should have seen me if only
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  Speaker 2: you'd caught me five hours ago, because I had fifties.
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  Speaker 1: It is hilarious that you're like, I only have too
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  Speaker 1: much money to give you. Yeah, the only amount of
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  Speaker 1: money I have to give you is way too much
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  Speaker 1: that I would never give you. Yeah, it's so mean.
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  Speaker 2: Think of how much gaspacho you could buy with a fifty.
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  Speaker 1: That's literal fucking painting tubs, dude. It freezes over on that.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst though, walking back with all that shit.
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  Speaker 4: When I go fishing, I have to walk down the
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  Speaker 4: street holding my net and my rod and my waiters.
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  Speaker 4: I look like a fucking serial killer with like some
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  Speaker 4: sort of weird twist.
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  Speaker 1: A net is crazy. That is almost like a foregone
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  Speaker 1: era of fishing. Like you, I don't fish enough to know.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you just need to put it in the
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  Speaker 1: net once you've reeled it in or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just easier to land it with a net.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But it just seems like nets are like how
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  Speaker 1: Jesus's men fished, Yeah, how the Disciples were fishing Like I.
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  Speaker 4: Have like a little wooden net. It's actually so that
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  Speaker 4: the trout don't stay out of the water.
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  Speaker 1: For a long time.
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  Speaker 4: The little bitch ass fish, so they die easily.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a fucking there's they're dudes that fish in
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  Speaker 1: the East River in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're Japanese.
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  Speaker 1: And they're fucking always on a fucking like they have
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  Speaker 1: a bucket that they put on a bike, and you
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  Speaker 1: know that they're either hopefully feed their family and not
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  Speaker 1: just like the sushi restaurant, but they might they really
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  Speaker 1: might be.
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  Speaker 4: They're catching bass, right, stripe bass. Yeah, I actually was
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  Speaker 4: the river now. I was actually looking at something apparently
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  Speaker 4: a lot of stripe bass in like all of the
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  Speaker 4: East Coast come from the Hudson that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the river bass. It's one of the
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  Speaker 2: biggest river bass feeder systems in the continental United States.
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  Speaker 1: Rivers are known to be a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: They are there's no such thing as a river bass. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you have to specify which body of water from whence
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  Speaker 2: they come.
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  Speaker 4: I actually caught to smallmouth bass last lake two weeks
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  Speaker 4: ago while fishing in a river.
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  Speaker 2: What. Yeah, you got bass jumping from rivers to lakes
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  Speaker 2: and back and forth. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It was very uh strange. I was very confused.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty soon, we're going to have a mutant hybrid of
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  Speaker 2: a river and a lake. Bass, Yeah, a rake, which
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  Speaker 2: is also how the agents.
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  Speaker 4: A rake bass?
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  Speaker 1: Damn good that's damn good ship. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you could make those jokes anymore. But I just watched
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  Speaker 1: Lost in Translation and that whole movie is based in Japan,
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  Speaker 1: and all Bill Murray does is make like, isn't that?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't we big Chrissy?
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  Speaker 4: And uh guardinion, wasn't big Chrissy talking about that? What
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  Speaker 4: Lost in Translation? How how like racist it is? I
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  Speaker 4: think that's what. I think that was the movie that
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  Speaker 4: he was referring to.
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  Speaker 2: You can you can? You know how Scarjoe? At the
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  Speaker 2: end he whispers something in her ear. I think someone
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  Speaker 2: slowed it down and read his lips or something and
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  Speaker 2: figured out what it was. But I can't remember exactly
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  Speaker 2: what it was, but I did look it up once
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  Speaker 2: and it was very romantic.
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  Speaker 1: I thought his lips were obscured.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow they figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, how about her lips in that movie? Am I right?
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  Speaker 1: My boys? That is fucking pre lip I've never playing
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  Speaker 1: the movie. To sit next to her.
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  Speaker 2: On a Malaysian Airlines flightlation device going down would be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Uh it is insane. It was like pre lip injections
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  Speaker 1: and she's sitting on pillow. Just look at a still image.
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  Speaker 1: You treat yourself.
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  Speaker 2: You should do it.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds great, juicy lips, incredible lips, and.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, she's got that raspy voice. I'm Sophia Coppola. That's
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  Speaker 2: a good Movie's.
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  Speaker 1: Directed by a woman. So it's like she's objectified by
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  Speaker 1: a woman. It's not us that's objectifying her, right, we're
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  Speaker 1: just at the museum looking at it.
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  Speaker 4: Depends on who wrote the character, because everyone there's always
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  Speaker 4: that where Sophia did like all the women characters are
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  Speaker 4: written by men, and that's why they're so appealing to men.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Well, they opened the whole movie with just a
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  Speaker 2: shot of Scarges. But yeah, it's a long image. She
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  Speaker 2: was apparently quite self conscious about it, and then something like, again,
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  Speaker 2: I may be making this up, but I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: say it with conviction. I think the day that they
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  Speaker 2: were supposed to shoot it, she came in to do
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  Speaker 2: it and she was nervous about it, and I think
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  Speaker 2: all the camera people were in their underwear really to
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  Speaker 2: make her feel better.
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  Speaker 4: You feel way more uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: You've got dick holes in your underwear, so you don't
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  Speaker 2: have a pair that would have been suitable for set.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds awful.
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  Speaker 1: I also heard that she had like like really bad
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  Speaker 1: diarrhea that day or something like that all over her
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  Speaker 1: as they were like cycling through.
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  Speaker 4: All the camera guys shipped themselves to make.
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  Speaker 1: Her feel better solidarity.
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  Speaker 4: They all took laxatives and had expo.
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  Speaker 1: They just had They had a Sunday buffet that they
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  Speaker 1: were just fucking going to town on.
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  Speaker 4: She was probably like mediocre nervous. She was probably like,
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  Speaker 4: oh man, I don't want to fucking do this. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to have to show my ass on camera.
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  Speaker 4: And then she arrived and everyone was ass naked. She
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, this is way worse. I would rather.
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  Speaker 1: She's scarlet Johansson. They're they're like gross camera people. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what a great career, Booze, you have like a way
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  Speaker 1: better body than me. I'm not calling all camera people gross, dude. No,
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  Speaker 1: Boos's body is incredible.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a good one.
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  Speaker 1: His body. Actually, that's a tenet of barstool that everybody
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  Speaker 1: who works behind scenes is way better looking than the people.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the most part, dude.
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  Speaker 2: There's a guy that I follow now on Instagram that
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  Speaker 2: I found and he's my favorite Instagram I've ever followed.
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  Speaker 2: He's a guy in Wales who's like a workout bodybuilder
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  Speaker 2: and all he does is tell you what he ate yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: And he goes, all right, boys, all right, I had
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  Speaker 2: a cheeky skier ball. Oh yeah, and uhl after that
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  Speaker 2: we had a red apple and he's like, and you know,
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  Speaker 2: we were going hard on the assault bike. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: doing the accent right, but.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's Scottish, I think.
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  Speaker 1: But no one knows the difference over here.
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  Speaker 4: Those videos of like the British dudes explaining their food,
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  Speaker 4: it's it's crazy what they eat.
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  Speaker 8: He eats so much. Yeah, it's also just a he's
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  Speaker 8: telling you, like a bucket of gravy he does eat
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  Speaker 8: eggs and a little bit of sour dough toast. His
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  Speaker 8: pretty intentional, but he's doing like there's like fifty miles
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  Speaker 8: on an assault bike. Have you ever been on I went.
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  Speaker 4: On the assault bike. It was the closest I think
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  Speaker 4: it's the closest I've ever been to dead.
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  Speaker 2: It's the single worst exercise machine in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Is so hard.
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  Speaker 4: You're scared for your life so fucking hard. It's the
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  Speaker 4: bike with the massive and you know it, and you're
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  Speaker 4: supposed to do like increments of sprinting on. I think
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  Speaker 4: there's probably multiple ways to do it, but I did
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  Speaker 4: twenty seconds second an assault bike.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was called the cow bike.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably got different names.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, assault is just a crazy thing for a stationary bike.
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  Speaker 4: That was the thing that I did when we recorded
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  Speaker 4: that episode with Kleb like years ago, and he made
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  Speaker 4: me drink that four loco and then I was like
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  Speaker 4: I was used to go. That was when I was
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  Speaker 4: going to the gym all the time, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm still going to go to the gym because I
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  Speaker 4: just had like half of a four loco and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, I'll be fine. And then I went to
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  Speaker 4: the bench and I was like, I'm actually kind of buzzed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do some cardio. Really get this away, and
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  Speaker 4: I did the assault bike and then I had to
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  Speaker 4: go in the locker room and lay down, and then
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  Speaker 4: I just got all my ship and left the bench.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I was gonna throw.
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  Speaker 1: Up where like the old man ass bench.
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  Speaker 4: It was blank, so there wasn't a ton of old
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  Speaker 4: people like young bucks, of young bucks trying to change
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  Speaker 4: their lives.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the young hotty bench.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was probably the last time I did the
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  Speaker 4: assault bike seems terrible.
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  Speaker 1: But that guy's I mean, how many eggs did you
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  Speaker 1: say he was eating?
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  Speaker 2: It's eight or ten or some shit.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine his fucking shits on that day on Boston.
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  Speaker 1: Translation gotta be terrible. Imagine his fucking nasty ships when
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  Speaker 1: you had that pink underwear on. They did the close
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  Speaker 1: up of his ass.
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  Speaker 4: I'm kind of at a point where I only want
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  Speaker 4: to eat eggs if I make the eggs like eggs
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  Speaker 4: from like Deli's repulse me.
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  Speaker 1: Now why, I don't know they're pros. You don't think so,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I only like I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: like Hockey's eggs.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like any scrambled or like mixed eggs. I
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  Speaker 4: need it to be like sunny side up.
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  Speaker 1: It's happened to like straight egg a swath of my
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  Speaker 1: boys that they're all like, one by one, like getting
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  Speaker 1: repulsed by eggs. Yeah, I think it just happens at
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  Speaker 1: a point in life for some week men. Yeah, hard
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  Speaker 1: times make week men. Week men hate eggs. It's hard
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  Speaker 1: times make strong men. Well, I'm literally making this up.
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  Speaker 1: So how dare you correct me on the fucking adage
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  Speaker 1: that I've just crafted out of thin air?
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  Speaker 2: Won't help me, won't help me move this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, that's actually I never even
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  Speaker 1: got the text.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I actually thought about texting you as a joke
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: and being like hey with Roan in the chat, knowing
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: he was going to come and be like, so, Roan's
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  Speaker 2: gonna come over and help me move, Like, SaaS you
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  Speaker 2: want to help out, I would.
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  Speaker 1: Have definitely come. What would you have said? No, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have.
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  Speaker 4: Well I wasn't here, but if I was here, I
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  Speaker 4: would have for sure you would have Yeah, absolutely, no way, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have done zero that you would have helped me move?
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  Speaker 1: Now, I love doing shit like that. You don't, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. First off, I volunteered. Francis didn't ask. So
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: before you're like that's a fucked up move for Francis
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  Speaker 1: to ask, I just said I liked it.
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  Speaker 2: It was it is to this day. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to think short of you donating an internal organ
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  Speaker 2: to me. Helping someone move and volunteering to do so,
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  Speaker 2: I think is the single kindest act of service that
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  Speaker 2: one can do for another person.
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  Speaker 1: It was easy and it was an absolute pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: We did it in about forty five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Your fucking bang bang. We were like a NASCAR pit crew.
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  Speaker 2: And just as we were doing it, the skies opened
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  Speaker 2: up and a torrential downpour came. And luckily my new
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: building has an overhang and he was able to bring
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: his car in there, and we had stuff that full full.
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  Speaker 1: For you would think that the people of New York
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: have never experienced precipitation before. Was like panic in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: People were fucking terrified.
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  Speaker 2: Running like rats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they it was very radish. But uh, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of tourists though, sure, tourists tourists paniccings. They didn't have
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  Speaker 1: fucking rain on the forecast for their vacation. They wanted
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  Speaker 1: an idyllic vacation. I don't know. They got moving day.
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  Speaker 1: It was nasty and we didn't even like, uh, they don't.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't really rain out in la.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: As a Frank Ocean said.
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  Speaker 4: Just sun and fucking no clouds. It's great out there women,
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: weed and weather bro. That's kind of my new spot.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just out here to do the pod and then
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  Speaker 4: right back.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you link with Tyler and them? Did you
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: link with pap BEV and them out there?
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  Speaker 2: No?
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't know they were out there.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: No one hit me up. You didn't hit them up.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: You were in their neck of the woods. Why did
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: they hit you up?
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Since I thought they lived in Milwaukee?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: No?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Wait, did you hear that? Like Trump said that, like
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee is like the worst place on earth, and so
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: all these like.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be like a hotspot for him.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And yeah, right you thinking. I think it's like a
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I think that's where the rn C is this year
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: or something. And it's also debated whether he even said it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: But now all these anti Trump people are like, I
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: actually fucking love Milwaukeeah. No one likes Milwaukee. He sucks. Well.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: So I'm sure some people, the untented Kumpo family, I'm
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: sure it loves. It's made them rich beyond their wildest dreams.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: But I think that for the most part, people aren't
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: wild about Milwaukee. But it's just hilarious for people to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: be like, you're fucking talking shit on Milwaukee.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: It's actually fucking paradise. Yeah, no, it's not what uh,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: the same thing when he called those other kid what
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: he say, He's called some country a shithole? What country
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: was it? And there was a bunch of people who
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: have never been there and are never going to go there,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: being like it's actually like beautiful people.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Imag Yeah, and there's just like watermarks.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just finding stock images of sunsets doesn't look like
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: a shithole to me.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: The sunsets here, Yeah, dude, I got bad news. The
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: sunsets everywhere. There's nowhere that doesn't have sunsets when La
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: was dope though.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Ah, yeah it was good. I was there for a
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: long time. I'm very, very tired right now.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: It looks like you got absolutely zero sun out there,
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: which is kind of impressive.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: I got a little son where I tried to stay
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: out of the sun for the most part. After fucking
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: West Virginia, I was like really cautious about getting sunburn
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: because I'm not trying to get a bad sunburn again
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Virginia or Virginia, my bad fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm not
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: trying to get a nasty sunburn again.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But it was.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I went out on Tuesday and then I just got
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: back last night.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, the fuck are you doing out there for
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: so long? Cracking jokes?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I did a bunch of different shows. It was really fun.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It must have been a blessing for those LA comics
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: to see a fucking to get the apple. Yeah, to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: see a real assassin.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they said since Rogan took everyone to Austin, they
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: haven't seen an assassin.
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: There in a while.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: They were rubing their eyes like, what the fuck is that?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: No, it was sick. I did the I did the
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: Comedy Store. I did my show on Wednesday in the
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: belly Room, and then I did Tuesday. I did Sam
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Tripoli's show, Comedy Chaos.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I heard that they had like to put an auxiliary
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: screen outside because there was so pathering. People were just
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: like crowding onto Sunset Boulevard. That's the street it's on, right, Yeah,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: it's in West Hollywood.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: I know that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to do crowd control. It was like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a sneaker drop.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: The actually did over They actually did over sell the show.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: It's like when Drewski drives around. Yeah, people were like
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: ripping open your fucking car and trying to pull you out.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: I was trying to run link game with Drew Ski,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: but I couldn't get in touch.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you were your two mobs probably were like
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: keeping each other kicking you guys at Bay Damn, that's
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: fucking sick.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: The Comedy Store on Tuesday was like the most nervous
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I've ever been for a show because my manager just
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: got me booked on.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: It, and then who else was on the show.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Well, he was like, he was like, you're doing the
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: eight pm at the Store in the main room. And
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't even know if I'm allowed
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: to do the main room, but that's the original room.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: You can't, Yeah, you can't do the original.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: And so I thought that was the room.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: There's the belly room, the main room, and the original room,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and the main room's huge, but they do produce shows there.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: People can perform there in order to perform in the
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: original room. If you passed.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, really, it seems like it's harder to get
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: past there than it is any other club.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I just don't know. I don't know, but it's cool.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: If you get pasted, they write your name up on
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the market.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but so I was nervous about that, and also
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: the lineup was like it was like on the thing,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: it was like Whitney Cummings, fucking I forget who else
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: was on the line up because none of tho people
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: actually show up. That's the thing is they put all
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: these people in the lineup and then like half of
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: them aren't there. But it was like the lineup was
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: like it was like me, I went first, and Sam
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Chripoli was like, I don't. I don't host. He's like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I just bring you out. And then so then I'm
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: even more nervous because I'm like, you're like behind the
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: curtain because it's one of those ones where you go
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: out from back.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: It's all past the mic out there right.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Well, this wasn't this was he was m seeing. But
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: he was like, I'm not going to really do any
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: time up front. I'm just gonna bring you out. So
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm about to go out into a room
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: of four hundred people cold in a city where they're
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: all expecting to see like fucking Whitney Cummings and Andrews
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Santino and they're gonna be like who the fuck is
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: this kid? And then he ends up hosting. He ends
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: up doing like ten minutes and he killed and then
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I went out and it was great. It was on,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: but it was like so sick. It was like four
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: hundred people in that room on a Tuesday. It's like
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: unheard of killed.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I had a great set and then but a lineup
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: was insane. It was like it was like me, which
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: is whatever. But then David Spade went up after me,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: and then Sebastian Maniscalco went up, and then Tam Dillon
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm so happy I went first because.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I shouldn't be on this line up. What.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was texting me.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: He was he didn't want to do it. I was
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: going to cancel, and I said, no, fuck you, Yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: you have to do this. You have the man up
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: and fucking at some point jump into the deep end
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: and recognize that you've got jokes and you're good comic.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: And he did it, and he at the time of
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: his life.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: It was really sick. But uh, did you chop it
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: up with Spade?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: No?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I said hi to him when it because he got
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: he went on right after me. So he just opened
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: the curtain for.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Me, ladies and gentlemen.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: David Spade, I didn't bring him up.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna have to, and that was
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: what I was nervous about. You might remember him from
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: s n L and then yeah, yeah, but it was real.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: It was super sick.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: It was It was funny though, because I was thinking
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: about it, I was like, I feel like, we never
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: have anyone like super huge like that in New York.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: But then I was like, I think it's just you're
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: just more used to seeing the big people in New
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: York and when do you see the people?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: And that was just a different flavor of really big people.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: But it was pretty cool.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: John Kennedy was out there. Oh is he No, he
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: was just with Tim Oh, So it's uh, that was
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: cool to see him and Josh hung out with Josh
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Potter a lot.
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that until watched the deal with airline
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: food for all my friends who are alive in the sixties.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was sick. And then I did the
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: belly Room on Wednesday and that was cool.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: And did you have any bad sets?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: And no, truly, like I didn't have a Like they
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: were the crowds there are very easy him.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: The allegations are mountain. Well, there's just a slaughterhouse, mounds
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: of fucking evidence against you.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was cool.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: And then I did a bunch of podcasts on Thursday,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: and then I did Brea improv on Friday, which was fun,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: surprisingly fun because you don't think I didn't sell any tickets,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: and then they comped like three hundred tickets. It's a
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: six hundred person room, so tough walking into that building
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: when you see one row filled and then you see
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: five hundred rows not filled.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: So how many people were there? It was probably like
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty. That's good.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: So it ended up being really fun. But I was
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: like pissed about having to do that. And then uh,
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: and then I did the Don't Tell on Saturday, which
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: was fun too.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: How did that go? I know you were super nervous
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: That went really well. I was actually I was really
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: like the whole week. I was just nervous the entire week,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Like every day I would just spend it. At night,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: I would just be tossing and turning about something else.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: But you also internalize all of your feelings. Yeah, you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: just probably were taking the nastiest, most acidic show. Oh yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: it was a little no doubt, in my mind that
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you just you literally not even like internalize your emotions,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like you clam up, you turn it into fucking acid
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: rain out of your ass. Did you have one solid shit?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: No?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: No, definitely not. I know this guy like the back
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: of my hand. Well he tells us No, I truly didn't.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Saturday, the day of the dometaeil, was just diarrheal all day.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Oh fucking entire day. Tell us more and uh.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: But that was super good. That went really well. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: was very happy with how that went. And I was
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: like the whole time, I was like in my head
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: and I was like, well, if this doesn't go well,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: they say that you can just scrap it and come
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: back and do it again. But then like an hour before,
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, I really don't want to have
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: to come out here and do this again and.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Go through the anxiety the anticipation.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: So then I was like, I have to do well.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: And then it ended up going really well. It worked,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: It went exactly how I wanted to.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Damn, that was sick. There's two types of comics, so
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that'll come out in eight months. Well, there's four types
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: of comics. There's New York comics. There's LA Comics. There's
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: LA Comics. Masquerading is New York Comics, and there's New
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: York Comics. Mask grading is LA comics.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I really think, deep down you might be
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: a LA comic mask grading as a New York com
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: that's his home base. You're cutting your teeth over here
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: in the fucking Apple, but you go over there to
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: fucking women weedn't weather. It's a whole different funck.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Well, look at his sleep schedule. He keeps himself on
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: West Coast. It is true out there, why readjust out
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: there he's up at eight am, but really right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah out there it's like I'm I'm asleep. I go
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: to sleep at eleven thirty minutes.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: It turns off the video games at a normal hour. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: eats meals at the right time.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: To LA Comic masquerading as a New York comic, Yeah.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: What assass. When he goes out to LA just immediately
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: becomes like like a holistic you know, crystal rubbing, Yeah,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: hiking guy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Who's just waving stage around the stage before he.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Goes it's a wellness.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: It was super sick, like doing the comedy Store and stuff.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: But again, I could never live there. It's like a dude,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: it's it's impossible to get around every car. What No,
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: I ubered everywhere and it's like everything. It's like I
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: went to do the Friday Beers podcast and that was
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: forty minutes from my hotel.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Well there, all the way out in Venice.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I had to go to Burbank to
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: do Josh's podcast and that was an hour and twenty minutes.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a long drive to be in one sit.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not mocking you. I'm doing the monkey meme.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's far as ship. Oh no, he's.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Doing a meme.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Dumb ass, don't you know that meme?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Take his fucking empathy.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't heard that one. That one hasn't made its way.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: I love it to.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: New York memes. You're away for a week, you miss
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: a lot of memes.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what else? You missed a lot of
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: us hanging.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Out Francis that it's great to hear that you fucking
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: killed like that. Francis has also been unfortunately fucking.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Slaughter ringing the audience.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It was actually insane. I went to see one of
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: his shows at the stand and like people were fucking
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: dying like like like insane, and then he we went
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I went to dinner, and he had to like run
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: away and go back to do another set. He said
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: he was getting like applause breaks. People were just standing
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: up in the middle of his set. How hard they
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: were laughing. They've never felt these endorphins rushing through their breain.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. And they were like, man, we thought
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: as was gonna be here this weekend. We are so
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: glad it was you instead. He says, by Coastal.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: You got to add Yeah, this podcast is by Coastal.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: As hell.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: We went out, we went out to dinner in late dinner,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: it's a ten pm res and then after came.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Out, I saw my firefighter and my cop buddy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, and you know what, we all got along
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: like we were just birds of a feather. Yeah. So,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: anyone out there who thinks that I can't hang with people,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: you know, with.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: The blue collar, blue collar, blue collar.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Tell you I got plenty of shirts with blue collars. Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: They're they're barber.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, their their dress shirt. They're non Iron Brooks Brothers.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: You know, Pema cotton, Egyptian cotton.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But it's damn good. And I just I intentionally didn't
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: tell people about the nasty things that you said during
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the summer of twenty twenty. I'm joking, COVID. No, you
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I listened to that lot of anti police sentiment during
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: that time about you having done that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I finally listened to that Dave Smith Chris Cuomo thing.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Did you listen to the whole thing? I listened to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: like an hour and a half of It's I mean,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I listened to all.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: It kind of started getting a little repetitive, but it
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: was it was good.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It's nice to hear grown men argue.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was funny. It was it wasn't even funny.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: I was like very into it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, yeah, yeah, you did. CNN does lot.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: He made a lot of good points.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Bay Smith, Yeah, Bay Smith each people a lot. He's
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: just so knowledgeable.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: And it's also it is kind of a hack that
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: he's a comic who's like comfortable being on stage and
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: he knows how to get the crowd on his side. Yes,
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: So it's like anytime Chris Cuomo would say anything, he'd
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: be like like when he was like back when we
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: all got the vaccine and then and then Dave Smith
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: is like never made its way into my body and
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: the crowds.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Like Sonny when he like his like depth of knowledge
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: on UH world affairs, and.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: I had to pause it and look up words multiple times. Fuck,
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: I forget what the word was. It was one with
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: a T. He kept on dropping in yl. No sounded
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: like that though, for sure.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Classic T words.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was good though.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: It's great, it's very interesting. You gotta treat yourself to it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I listened to that did night one, that was Tuesday night.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: That's what you're doing at night, dude. I got there
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: because you do the show and you're like, man, I'm
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: fucking exhausted, and then you go home it's eight pm
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: mm hmm, like I got I guess that night. I
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: got home at like nine thirty and I was like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: what do I do now for the next.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Podcast? Where'd you stay at the Standard No Lay Park?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately they didn't have a citizen m out there somehow.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Caitlin Walker's in charge of my booking to that trip.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You get uncomfortable because your hotel rooms too big.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: The hotel that we stayed at was super big, but
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: in return, the TVs and the Wi Fi didn't work the.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Entire time we were there. That's not right.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: So that sucked. And I tried to play video games
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: the entire time because I got a PlayStation five last
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: week on Monday, and they have this thing called remote
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: play where you can download PlayStation Network on your laptop
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: or your phone whatever, and then you can play PlayStation
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: on my like a playplaystation on my laptop with my controller.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, you just bring the controller and you can play
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: on your phone.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: And you can play on whatever device the snk it
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: up brought your ship to Oh I did was? I
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: just brought my controller. Yeah, dude, I play video games
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: like the whole week. But then the Wi Fi sucks.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: What would it be like?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, never mind.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I had to play on a hot spot.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I could see him doing that in Wyoming when he goes,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: oh absolutely. You just don't want to make where you
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: are any different from where you are.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: But it's like, if you have fucking eight hours to
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: kill every day, Yeah, you're gonna what are you gonna do?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be Yeah, you're gonna bring the local Wi
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Fi out to fucking Bozeman.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we need a metowac.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: I am locked.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Into Wyoming mode now though, because now it's just it's
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: I'm leaving next week for Wyoming. I have like three
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: spots before then. It's all fishing mode.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you're you're you're ready. Honestly,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you should have fished a little bit out in La.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I know you're probably not prepared. I'm prepared. I'm more
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: prepared than anyone's ever been. I don't think you are
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: because when it was the last time you fish.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: I think I guess two weeks ago in Virginia.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: No, I went out.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I went out the couple of days before we did
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: the Warmode episodes, and I caught three fish.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: M hmm.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I caught one rainbow trout in two smallmouth bass, a
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: red one, a rainbow red trout, no rainbow.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're talking about Swedish fish candy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: They're very silver slash pinkish red fish, bluefish, the really
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: stringy Swedish fish.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Does Swedish fish have red six in them?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I would think so, Yeah, I would say so.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And doesn't it if you eat too many Swedish fish,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't that do nasty things to you to your ship? Yeah?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, dude, No, like worse than you could imagine.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Like you if you eat Swedish fish, you have the
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: worst farts of all time, like explosively, and that's coming
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: from you, whoope cushion farts because.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Bad farts are part of your diet.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: No, I don't actually have that bad at farts when
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: I eat Swedish fish. Oh my god. You We used
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: to go to New Hampshire and go skiing and I
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: would get Swedish fish every time we would go, and
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: my family would be like, stop eating those. They were like,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: your farts are unbelievable.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: But you're just going twice as fast down the mountain
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: because you have rocket propulsions.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: It's giving you a little boost, a little Mario Kart boost.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: It's gross. When's the last time you even had a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Swedish fish? Last night?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a fan of them.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I literally had Swedish fish last night.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think that was funny. His head was turned
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: this way.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: He was laughing.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: No, but he asked me, and I started answering, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: you went.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: And then I looked over at Booze and he was howling.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: That's all I needed, Yeah, that's all I needed to
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: keep going, like the silent how all I need is
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: one person laughing, Yeah, that's a fact.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Roan was doing a no look question.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was Magic Johnson in my question.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Caught it in the paint and everyone said the fun
• 33:20
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• 33:21
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• 33:25
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• 33:28
  Speaker 4: thinking about getting a spot out there. But I got
• 33:30
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• 33:34
  Speaker 4: off of the flight Delta one, and uh, and did
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: you know that Delta three sixties inventational?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know everything.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Well, you told me invitational invite.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah you had.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Because you told me that. It was like it was
• 33:48
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• 33:50
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• 33:52
  Speaker 4: you get like a box in the mail and they're like,
• 33:54
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• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Like I told you that as a joke, I said,
• 33:58
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• 34:00
  Speaker 2: some say it doesn't even exist.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, then you guys were just running back bits on
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: me in person, because you definitely told me that in person.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I think I told it to you and then
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: realized that was funny. Yeah, And then I tried it
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: on stage it was.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's funny. For like six people.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it ever again, nobody knew. Nobody knew
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: what it was, although I did go into a sky
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: lounge excited because when they're when you're Diamond, which I am,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: they they say thank you for being a Diamond member.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: And the person in front of me was three sixty.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they suck you off, and and.
• 34:30
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• 34:32
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• 34:35
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. What like I've never been.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Just in the presence front cocked harder.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know that. I didn't even know I'd
• 34:42
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• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I watched a video last night of them unboxing it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: They send you like weird, like like condescending messages towards
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: people that aren't three sixty. They're like, how does it
• 34:54
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• 34:57
  Speaker 4: weird shit like.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I heard that. I swear to God. Butterflies that like
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: open up and each one of them has a fortune
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: cookie tied to its tail that has a condescending message
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, and even like pluck them out of
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the air.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it actually gets you that much.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that's what that's what people say.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: They say, don't have it. They were like no, they
• 35:15
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• 35:16
  Speaker 2: What I would say. I tell me myself that to
• 35:18
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• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Like in the letter, they're like, you get access to
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: the lax Terminal five Delta one lounge and okay, so
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: you get.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: You get picked up. If you have a connected up,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: you've a connecting flight at an airport, they will take
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: you off the plane and put you in a Porsche
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: on the tarmac and drive you to your next flight.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: See that's a little much, though. Would you even like that?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I would be like, guys, get the fuck out.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: You would love that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: You don't like walking through the airport at all.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I'd rather walk than have to get off the plane
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: and be like, your Porsche is outside.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Let's put it this.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, who the fuck is this guy?
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: If we were three sixty for that flight that we
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: had to sprint for, they will hold the plane for
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: us as if we're the president of the United You
• 35:57
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• 36:00
  Speaker 2: guy who told me gave me the whole breakdown. They
• 36:02
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• 36:05
  Speaker 2: your bags come out first every single time. You don't
• 36:08
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• 36:10
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• 36:11
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• 36:13
  Speaker 1: That's incredible. I didn't know they hand picked you.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: So what are the I think it's you have to
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: get five million miles.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I promise you I know more than you about. You're
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: gonna have to step aside.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Francis, what are the watch video? What are the criteria?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Francis, No, you have to Uh you basically have to
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: qualify for Diamond almost twice in a year based on
• 36:44
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• 36:48
  Speaker 2: either like you had to do double the segments or
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: double the m q Amazon. Now it's all m quds,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: and then you'd have to have and you have to
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: have an insanely high high delta reserve card spend on
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: the m X and then like even then, nobody really
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: knows exactly what it is.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Dude, I might be in the fucking running.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I am you. Typically they away from Diamond right now?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: What's diamond?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Oh so you're platinum?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Uh fraud, No, I'm diamond?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What the hell was that I had a Diamond as
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: hell with almost twice close.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I am on Diamond this for next year. Damn.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Roan spent way more money than you have.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It's so close.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: That's probably how much you have pending.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm way over.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm five hundred and thirty six dollars of
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: mguds to diamond right now and it's only June.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's so nice to be back with the boys talking miles.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: People are going to be furious you brought it up
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: this I usually they're not gonna be furious.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: This is like people's like binky. This is people's like
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: comfort noise to it so they can go to bed better.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I was talking Delta miles, I got, I got you guys.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: What do you guys think about spending miles? Because I
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: spent all of my miles to get Delta one.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I just spent a bunch of miles for a vacation.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Basically the cash and everything people say.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I looked it up on Reddit and everyone was like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: they're devaluing them every day, spend.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: All of them. Oh, I don't know about that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: So I spent all of the mine.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I mean, if you get something worthwhile
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: upgrading the Delta one vacation. You feel good about that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I think that's a that's a win. I don't have
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: a problem with that. Yeah, but they don't expire, so
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: let's pivot. I have an I have a thought the Titanic.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Gay was there Delta one on the Titanic. If he's
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: where were pivoting to.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I was thinking of that guy Cal from the mid
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: from the movie I haven't seen the movie.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Oh talk to me, Talk to me.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Well, he's meant to be the villain of the film.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I guess him and the Iceer are the two. He's
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: probably the supporting villain to the ice He's.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Kind of the human representation as a villain, with his
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: icy blue eyes and his like stoic nature, and there's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: so much more beneath the surface.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: But he gets cast as the villain and everyone hates
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: him because he's doing whatever. I don't think he's that
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: bad of a guy.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Explain what he does in the movie to Sassin our listeners,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: who have you know?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: The fucking boat is going down?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Okay and going down.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Billy Zane blew a hole in the side of it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: But it's going down, and all the you know, boat
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: crew people are saying women and children first into the lifeboats.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: And then he grabs Oh, it's going down like sinking.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I thought you might. It was like going downtown.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Was it was that worth? It was that one worth?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: It was? Do you think that was enough I do
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: to be worth derailing?
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: I'm just going toa.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Start throwing like like b minus quips in whatever in LA.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: That's as in LA, I would have crushed.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: It's going down. And he grabs a kid and he's like,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: this is my son or something and it's not no,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: and he uses the kid to get onto a lifeboat.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I think that's brilliant, you know, And he gets on
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: the lifeboat and he gets off. Look it's survival of
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the fittest out of here. Yeah, you know, you gotta
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: do what you can to make it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: The alternative is dying. Yeah, it's just like, oh, yeah,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you should just die.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I have no problem with that move. And then the
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: other question I had is do captains still go down
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: with the ship today? But how big of a ship
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: does it need to be? You know, if you're in
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: a fishing boat and you're the captain and you get
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: a hole, you're not like save yourself.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You like put like taps on serious XM.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what what like? Or if you're you know,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: if you're piloting or commandeering or whatever a yacht for someone,
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: you're not going down with the yacht. When when?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know why wired in today's day age, why
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: is anyone going down?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: The boat that seems insane? Put a life jacket.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Do people do that anymore? Or when did that go?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: When did that go? Because in the movie the Captain
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: of the Titanic, he goes down with the ship.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It was like a respectable thing to do.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: And I don't even know if that I don't know
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: if it's true to the actual story, But when did
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: that sense of the captain and the boat are sort
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: of one they share this spond I.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Bet if there's people who are dying on board, the
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: captain will also die with them. Oh, and I think
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: that if everybody's off the ship, then he could be like, okay,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I can also get off, but he should be like
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: the last one off instead of like the cat like
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: everybody's dying down in steerage, he gets off and it's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: just like, well, I guess it didn't go my way.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: This time. That's a good point to.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Be on another boat. But I do think in the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: macro sense, in the twenty first century, we've kind of
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: done away with the idea that men should die. It's
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: just like the manly thing to do to just like die.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I should be women and children, women and children should be.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Men are going to take the human race.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: For two thousand years of women and children getting to live,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: it's time.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: For the men to live. Right, Men on the boats first,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: women and children stand back.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: We let that trend continue. We're going to have a
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: gender imbalance.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: That's how China got to where they're at.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, but China has more men than women. Yeahy
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: by get this. I think the difference is. I think
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: it's ten million more men than women. It's a lot, which, okay,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: in a country of whatever two billion people doesn't sound
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: like a lot. But imagine if you went into a
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: bar and there were ten million dudes and not a
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: single woman. Yeah, you'd be like, this is the worst
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: saw suge fast. Yeah, that's ten million men for whom
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: there is no mate, no partner.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably a lot of threpple's out there.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: The women in uh.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: No, I think they kill you if you're gay. There
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: the women in low to be gay in China.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think so.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I think the females are like they're like the Mormons
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of the US.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: They just everybody.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: They could just take ten partners. Yeah, that would be
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: amazing if the Chinese women could just have like fucking
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: ten mates, just because there are that many. Um. Not
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a text from Erica and Nardini. I mean hers interesting.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I won't read it aloud.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: No, what you say she's trying to poach you?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she wants me to go to the cooking company. Yeah,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: let's look up how many people in China are male?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Percentage of China that is male. Let's guess.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with sixty three percent.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's less than that. It's like it's like it's
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: like fifty fifty one three, yeah, fifty three. But if
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: you one percent of two billion.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Well, it's two hundred million, I think.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's what is it?
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: In America? Were sending fifty to fifty on the dot.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: So that's true. Then I was way off because if
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: you figure fifty one percent are female and forty nine
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: percent or male, that's a difference of two percent, which
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: actually four hundred million different, which I.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Think it could be crazy.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: How little people live in America, I don't know.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And fifty one percent of Americans are women.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Wow, we got bitches. Yeah, it's crazy. How people were
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: in America like three hundred million point three thirty forty million.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: It's forty million or maybe three sixty difference, not two hundred.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I remember back when it was two hundred three point
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: thirty one point eight nine.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It was two hundred million before Biden became president.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, for Biden just had the fucking and then
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: they led in.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: One hundred and sixty million immigrants.
• 44:57
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  Speaker 1: You gotta work on your fucking uh you're Biden impression. Yeah,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: that did seem like the little baby from Dinosaurs it is.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I wonder who Trump's gonna run with. I thought it
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: was Aaron Rodgers. No, I don't think so.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I think he was gonna go with Kenna r FK.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: You gotta feel bad for Jets fans right now. Well,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: that guy's just rogue. Aaron Rodgers is just that he's everywhere.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Oh he didn't show up for training camp. Yeah, he
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: didn't show up at many camp. Yeah, that's tough time
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: But I do think he can. I think he'll dial
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it back in.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think they're gonna suck ass.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing with like Bears fans, At least
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Bears fans, it's like new so they I guess it's
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: new for the Jets fans too, But no one thinks
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: they're gonna win the super Bowl more than Bears and
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Jets fans, and neither of them will win the super Bowl.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: And there's a good chance that either of them will
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: even win make the playoffs, or like they they they
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: might have a new back within two years.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I read something. I read something troubling yesterday.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: Apparently they're saying that there's a chance that Drake May
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: is gonna start for the Patriots. Why is that troubling
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: because he should sit for at least a year. He's
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: a child. Genuinely, he should see it. They should have
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: a presett start.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I've never really heard your perspective on anyone younger than you,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and it is interesting.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Well, he's young.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: He's really your agist. All these years I spent like
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: trying so hard to not be agist and listening to
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: your complaints as the other people that you work with
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: are agist, and they're like, oh, Sas is too young
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: to do this or do that, or get paid this
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: much or fucking understand this because he's young. Just to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: hear you turn around and fucking be nasty to a
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: young boy.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not nasty to Drake May. I just think that
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: it would make more sense for him to sit a year,
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: learn from Jacob Jacoby Brissett, Jacob Brissett, and then go
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: in next year start next year because Jacoby Brissett it's
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: only on a one year contract.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what if he plays so fucking good? What
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: if he them to a sixteen to oh record, then
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you have to run back per set.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be incredible for.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Seventeen to oh. Yeah, because they've added another game in
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: the NFL. Yeah, I don't know if you heard this. Uh,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you guys feel like the name Epstein should kind of
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: just be retired. It's tough, yeah, because like after Jerry
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Sandusky did all of his shit, if you saw somebody
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: else with the name Sandusky, you're like, you're all so guilty.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but is there a lot of people named sen
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: I bet there's more people named.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of Epstein's. There's like building managers, lawyers,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: they're everywhere. There's billboards of Epstein And every time I
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: see their name, Yeah, they're not getting over the Epstein name.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: He is sully their name. We need to put that
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: name out to pasture. Take a new name. Yeah, you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Ridger's shackles of your slave name.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: I agree with what name? Is there any other names
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: that are retired other than Adolph is the big one?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Is there any others?
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: What about Dolph Lungren?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Stalin? Is Stalin retired or there's still a baby's name Stalin?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: A rapper named Stalin would be would go hard as fuck?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: What about Osama? Osama is definitely still a popular name,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: big time.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be well.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: They only have like six names out there, so they
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: can't really retire.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: They have six names of person, have fucking three on
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: him racism. I love it. How popular is the name Osama?
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: They said? I think it's like the third most popular
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: name in the world.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: No, you're thinking of right next.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: To name, right next to eight off.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Obama, Fauci, Fauci. They have to fucking retire.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody can be named Fauci anymore. The name Osama continues
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to be acknowledged.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Did Dave Smith?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, so it's the popular The popularity has considerably declined
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: for Osama. That sucks via ancestry dot Com.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Makes sense, though, that sucks?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Why does it suck?
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: You just hate to your names go out of retirement
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: like that because of one bad apple, but.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: They'll be like hipster parents in like like probably thirty years.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's definitely like ten kids in Brooklyn right
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: now with the name Osama bin Laden. That's just their
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: first name, Like Osama bin Laden Smith is Iris hijacker,
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Just some like dude who read like the fucking the
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: nine to eleven letter on TikTok and he was like,
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I'm named my kid Osama bin Laden.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: This guy was fucking right. This guy knew exactly what
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: he was talking about, Dave Smith and Laden. Dave Smith
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: is fucking tuned in. But I don't know what other like, uh,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: because even through the course of time, like negativity almost
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: gets like ironed out, Like you don't really think of
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: somebody that much older than Hitler as like a brutally
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: terrible guy like Genghis Khan, probably terrible, but a lot
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: of the shit that we hear about Genghis Khan, like
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you will listen to a biography and he's not even
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: looked at in that negative of a light. No, No,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: what are like, who are some old terrible dudes? I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: guess no one's name of their kid ponscious pilot anymore.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: But he he just Judas Iss.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Judas is a bad one.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Is a bad one.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Judas As fucked hh Holmes?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Who is he serial killer? But he was?
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: Was he pre fucking guy from Chicago?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: That is that? Did you read that book?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Yeh, that's great. You read that book? Yeah, I had to.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Good for you. That's a good book. Yeah, Larson, good
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Wow, good for you.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Devil in the White City. Yeah, he killed a lot
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: of people.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: He killed a lot of people. But and that was
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: probably before Hitler. That was early nineteen hundreds, late eighteen hundreds.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I think you're right. What time of the century?
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was during the Chicago Fair.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Chicago World's Fair. That's a good book. Bro.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Do you guys know that we bombed Tokyo to in
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: like early nineteen forty five and they killed more people
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: in carpet bombings of Tokyo, like dropping napalm on Tokyo
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: then they did in uh Hiroshima and Nagasaki not combined,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: but like one hundred thousand people died in Tokyo and
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: like maybe like eighty thousand or something.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I did not know that you.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Think that you think that the Adam bomb killed more
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: people than it did. We're looking up today, bro, how
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: many people died in Nagasaki.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Guesses you're doing a lot of research on Japan these
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: days because.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: He wants to go to Japan. Yeah, I want too badly.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: How many people died in Nagasaki nineteen thousand this year?
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: That's okay, it sucks like at that's actually not that
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: bad of a number.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: It killed between was their yearly death nineteen thousand.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: They had a blue zone. No, I was wrong. They
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: killed between one hundred twenty nine and two hundred and
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: twenty six thousand people. That's how fucking wide.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Hiroshima that was like five hundred thousand.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's a combination. That's the combination between the two
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: of them, one hundred and twenty nine to two hundred
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: and twenty six one hundred thousand in Tokyo. It's a
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: fucking lot to just for for us to kind of
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: forget about it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: They say it was a controlled demolition though one of
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: those buildings.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: We actually need to have warm out.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah really, Billion Spud told me carpet bombs don't go
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: off like that.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I say so much stupid shit on here,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: but I got I got a flame badly for saying
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: that caviar was uh, that was a whales egg dude.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: One of my friends from home eggs. My friend Brendan
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: from Home texted me and he was like, I know,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: he's like, I've never done this before, but he was
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: like that I listened to that segment and it infuriated me.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: He was like, and I was like, yeah, I was
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: thinking about that too, because he was like, whales eggs
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: would be the size of like a basketball.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Well, whales are mammals too, Yeah, and.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: They also don't lay eggs.
• 54:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot, but you know what I mean,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: as I the more I grow that, yeah, the more
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like kind of come to grips with just being
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: an idiot.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a dunce.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking dunce. And it's nice to like gott
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: to bring that word back. Sit in that just being
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: a dunce.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, calling people a dunce?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: You guys. Have you guys ever been a whale watching?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: And now I haven't.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I would love to. I went and it sucked, dick,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: It does seem.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: A little Did you go on one of those big boats?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yes? And it was boring?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: You gotta go. You gotta go on one of the
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: private pontoon where they put you in a full orange
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: sort of jumpsuit. You feel like you're a member of
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: the Coast Guard.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, you're like NASA almost.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: And you can really race around and there's only ten
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: people in the boat. It's a little more expensive.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired of doing shit in groups.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do not.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Want to have somebody else's sight seeing sensibilities forced it
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: upon me. Dude. I'm trying to fucking enjoy my shit
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: on my own.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: One of the best part life is too short for
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: not paying more to cut line and make the experience better.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: And I think that one of the best parts about
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: being suicidal is that you never know when you're gonna die,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: and so you can always justify paying more to experience.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Ghosts asses point about spending your.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Delta miles exactly, dying with fucking five hundred thousand Delta
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: miles just I would literally kill myself.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I would let them defibrillate me back into existence and
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: spend the miles. And then you think you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Can put your miles in your will, like transfer them
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: over Delta does not honor wills.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Now that Delta counts on debt, Yeah, I can recollect
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: the miles those nasty Delta workers.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: When you die, Delta comes to your house and takes
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: your reserve card. Well, your wife it up, but it
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: just really sorry. Can we just see his wallet?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: But if you're a three sixty member, they will shovel
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: one thing of dirt on top of your coffin. Yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: that's part of the honoring.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Of that is respect. Are you in a Delta one seed,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: They're the first person there once you die if you're
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: not three sixty. Like in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: when like they find a ticket and the guy's like
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: always right behind them. That's exactly what's going on over
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: on Delta. Should we switch over to the Patreon? Yeah,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: switch to the Patriot all right? Uh?
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Come see Sass in Austin, Texas at the Vulcan in July.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Tickets for that are available now.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Holy.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Also, potentially me and Francis will be doing hilarities together.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got hilarities in August.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I haven't confirmed yet, all right, Well,
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: if you don't, then I'm not going Where's Hilarities Cleveland? Yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: we're not going fuck that now, we'll probably end.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Up Hilarities Francis. Your tour is over, but come see
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: him at the stand.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've got stuff coming up in the fall. Keep
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: an eye out. Lots of fun cities.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: And perhaps August we'll be doing Hilarities in Cleveland together.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're going to be in Grand Rapids, Michigan in December.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: That shit just keeps popping up on my calendar that
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't think I agreed to do any
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: of this.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: We're going to be in Kansas City in uh October,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: in November, I think, No, I think it's October. And
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: we're also going to be in there's one Rochester, Rochester,
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: New York.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're hitting all the hotspots. Yeah, damn, it's sucking
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: a dream. It's basically the same as Dana Beer's Bachelor
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Party series. You're just going to the coolest places in America.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's not fair?
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Thursday, I
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: looked up to you.
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: Get a round.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: one bad jades were drink.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: Did foo foo the side?
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: So so then you need summon no I come along.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: I was on a phone in my I was only
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: a phone in one. I was on your phone in
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: one way.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: I was on your phone. Strange. Don't take me.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: I was falling away.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: Sae. Just a just a the bas fastball back of
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