Thursday, October 29: Utah charges Kalshi. Alphabet sinks on a rare miss. The World Bank bumps copper.
The Triple Tape for Thursday, October 29, 2026: crypto, stocks, and metals in one quick morning pass, the morning after the Fed held. Crypto: Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi and its co-founders; Bitcoin Core discloses three AI-found node-crash bugs; a certificate blunder at eMudhra hits some Ethereum Teku and Besu setups; DTCC's tokenization service goes live with JPMorgan, Citi, and Morgan Stanley; JPMorgan, Coca-Cola, and Dell join the objections to OKX-ICE tokenized stocks. Tape: NEAR, Bitcoin Cash, Ethena. Stocks: the Fed holds in a 10-2 vote with two dissents for a hike…
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