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Welcome to my Nightmare Cinema · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: I think now is the time more than any It's
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  Speaker 1: Halloween time. It's October. I think now is the time
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  Speaker 1: everyone needs to join the Meltdown Horror Club.
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  Speaker 2: Do it.
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  Speaker 1: I think, you know, it's a spooky time. We're bringing
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  Speaker 1: you very cool and spooky episodes. So, all you have
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  Speaker 1: to do is kick in a couple bucks. You'll keep
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  Speaker 1: the show running and you'll get exclusive episodes. Not just these,
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  Speaker 1: although we actually are loading you up this month because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're trying to, Keep it on track. So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what better time to just throw several
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  Speaker 1: into October because it's time for spooky episodes. But on
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  Speaker 1: top of that, you have access to all the old ones.
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  Speaker 1: All our other old amazing episodes are now available to
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  Speaker 1: you as soon as you join the club. I think
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  Speaker 1: you should do it. And you can hear us say
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous and spooky things like this.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody's got candy that the rappers glow in the dark.
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  Speaker 1: I saw, I think Eminem. It might be.
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  Speaker 3: Eminem or Hershey's. I don't remember. But I remember seeing
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  Speaker 3: the bag and in great big letters it says glow
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  Speaker 3: in the dark. And then I was disappointed when I
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  Speaker 3: found it wasn't the actual candy.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, I love the exact thing. I was
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  Speaker 1: like glow in the dark candy. That's awesome. And probably poisonous, right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing. It's totally worth it. One in particular caught
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  Speaker 1: me off guard. So I was like, Okay, we can
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  Speaker 1: use that as our springboard here. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: detailed you want to go into the retelling of it,
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  Speaker 1: or you can just pitch it and tell people to
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  Speaker 1: listen to that episode because we can cross-promote. But specifically
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  Speaker 1: as you got into your tales of Are You Afraid
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  Speaker 1: of the Dark, the tale of the dark music, I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, I obviously never saw this as you
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  Speaker 1: were telling the tale of that one. I was like, wait, what?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Do we want a brief overview of that one? Just
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  Speaker 1: so people know what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see if I remember this.
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  Speaker 3: I watched a lot of Are You Afraid of the Dark.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember a musical episode.
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  Speaker 2: So this kid, Andy, I think, his mom has just
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  Speaker 2: gotten divorced. They inherit this old house from her great uncle.
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  Speaker 2: And kind of as it goes on, he meets this
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood bully who's a jerk. And he also realizes down
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  Speaker 2: in the basement.
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  Speaker 4: I remember an episode, and I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 4: remembering right, but this is how it has been imprinted
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  Speaker 4: in my memory.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a.
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  Speaker 4: Kid falls in a hole and dies. No, it's like
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  Speaker 4: there's a hole in the ground, falls in the hole,
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  Speaker 4: he's dead, and now he's a ghost. And he's wearing
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  Speaker 4: a red hoodie. But it's just like, that's it. There's
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  Speaker 4: a kid falling in a hole and dying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right. It's great. Great TV for children.
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  Speaker 1: It sure is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because there was one issue in particular which caught adults' attention.
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  Speaker 1: Finally, some mom picked it up and went, wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: Well, the cover was a silhouette of a guy with
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  Speaker 3: an axe in one hand and clearly shown in the
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  Speaker 3: other hand is.
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  Speaker 2: I remember the Freaky Fred episode very.
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  Speaker 1: clearly.
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  Speaker 2: That barber guy who like had the little nursery rhyme
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  Speaker 2: and he like tried to shave courage and he was
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  Speaker 2: really weird i don't remember what his deal was i
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  Speaker 2: just remember like him as a character.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i think that was every episode i ever saw.
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  Speaker 3: Well the the episode i'm talking about uh for i
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  Speaker 3: don't remember why but for some reason arnold and dudley
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  Speaker 3: end up in a haunted.
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  Speaker 1: House Just when he was the dark lord of the universe,
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  Speaker 1: that was cool enough. But the fact that he's such
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  Speaker 1: a dork, he just plays golf and sits home watching
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  Speaker 1: entertainment tonight every night. I'm just like, man, you just
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  Speaker 1: became so much cooler. I wanted to come in on
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  Speaker 1: the third act of a slasher movie, essentially. And that's exactly, like,
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  Speaker 1: we come in after most of the people were with
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  Speaker 1: the final girl, and, like, everyone else has already been murdered.
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  Speaker 1: She's wearing their blood. So, yeah, it's an interesting way
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  Speaker 1: to be thrown in the middle of a story.
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  Speaker 3: They gave her three boobs, which is, that seems a bit, like, why?
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  Speaker 1: Andy, what are you talking about? Who doesn't? From total
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  Speaker 1: recall on, everybody was just like.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's a good idea. Well, it was kind of
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  Speaker 2: like Rosemary's Baby-ish too, in a way. Just like having
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  Speaker 2: your soon-to-be spouse controlling you. your body and what you're
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  Speaker 2: going to look like. And I think that's like a
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  Speaker 2: very real fear for a lot of women.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you clarified that.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I don't remember. Just in the more general sense.
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  Speaker 1: Little skinny Mia Farrow. She'll fall over. That's not cool, man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that to her.
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  Speaker 3: And I did like how it ends on kind of
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  Speaker 3: a cliffhanger. Like, is this guy just going to haunt
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  Speaker 3: this kid forever now?
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  Speaker 1: Cause that would suck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She was, like, totally drugged and, like, super adamant.
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  Speaker 1: This is a horror story.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, and she was like, I
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  Speaker 2: love you, give me a hug. Me and my brother
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  Speaker 2: were like, ah!
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  Speaker 4: No!
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  Speaker 2: We went to spend the night somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: But I do remember, I did just remember that. This
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  Speaker 1: is horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: And we were like, we're going to go to our
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  Speaker 2: cousin's house to not be traumatized.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they were on.
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  Speaker 2: The chain shadows of the night.
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