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Small fights, big fights, our fights.. are your fights! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 3: What's cracker like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle.
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  Speaker 4: Bang, boom. What you gonna do, John Jay and Rich?
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Ren 1010. We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only dog, y'all. The classiest, lastest,
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  Speaker 2: big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your face to me
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  Speaker 2: and in the place to be. And you're listening to
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up, fool.
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  Speaker 4: Rich, today's National what?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's Columbus Day, but I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 3: we celebrate that anymore. So we're just going to say
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  Speaker 3: that it is.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's Indigenous People's Day.
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  Speaker 3: It is Indigenous People's Day. It is also National Farmers Day.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you to all the farmers that are growing
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  Speaker 3: all the food that we eat.
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  Speaker 4: That is right. Hey, last week we got into a
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  Speaker 4: fight Rich and his wife got into because it was
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  Speaker 4: a stupid fight over curry. And I'm going to ask
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  Speaker 4: you one question. And it was a stupid fight. And
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  Speaker 4: then we got into, like, stupid things you fought over.
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  Speaker 4: And it's dropping on the podcast. Everyone's calling about it
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  Speaker 4: right now. So we're going to do it again. Jamie,
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  Speaker 4: what's something stupid that you fought over? Okay, so I
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  Speaker 4: hate feet.
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  Speaker 1: So my husband likes to rage.
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  Speaker 4: Bait me and rub his feet together. So it annoys
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  Speaker 4: the shit out of me. Oh, my God. So it's
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  Speaker 4: like a very constant thing. It's the sound of his
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  Speaker 4: feet rubbing? Just any feet in.
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  Speaker 1: Particular, but he likes to do it just to rage bait.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, are his feet all dry and crunchy? Are
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  Speaker 4: they like sandpaper?
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  Speaker 1: No, not really.
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  Speaker 4: It's just I don't like feet. He knows better. He
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  Speaker 4: knows better. So when I go get pedicures, it takes
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  Speaker 4: me a minute to like, okay, this is what I'm doing,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like pedicures. It's just he knows I don't
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  Speaker 4: like it, and so he'll just rub them together. Well,
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  Speaker 4: you'll get a big kick out of it if you
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  Speaker 4: go to Instagram and go to Unfug Feet. You'll love
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  Speaker 4: that page. She would never.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I followed her.
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  Speaker 4: She has pretty feet. I get my pedicure done, so
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't really bother me, but it's just feet. I
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  Speaker 4: don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: So when you go get the pedicure done, does it
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  Speaker 3: bother you like your own feet or just being around
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  Speaker 3: all the other feet in there?
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  Speaker 4: I won't let them scrub. I'll ask to take the scrub.
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  Speaker 4: the scrubber home because I don't know I just feel
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  Speaker 4: like a lot of people like okay I'm not trying
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  Speaker 4: to sound rude or anything but like if you're walking
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  Speaker 4: around in the store with sandals and you just I
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  Speaker 4: don't know I feel like feet that's something you have
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  Speaker 4: to take care of okay I get it you don't
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  Speaker 4: like feet but you like Kyle's feet and I agree
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  Speaker 4: with you alright Jamie thank you they're clean they're beautiful
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  Speaker 4: Kyle's got some of the best soles ever if you
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  Speaker 4: get a chance unfuck feet alright thanks Jamie have.
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  Speaker 1: A great day thank you you too.
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  Speaker 4: Sean, what's something stupid you fought over?
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  Speaker 1: Well, for Thanksgiving, we made my girlfriend's son smuggle a
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  Speaker 1: turkey to Mexico, and my girlfriend got into a big
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  Speaker 1: argument about how long to cook the turkey.
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  Speaker 4: Not the smuggling. Yeah, no, that part's no problem. Why
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  Speaker 4: do you have to smuggle a turkey? Don't they have
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  Speaker 4: turkeys there?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can't be too safe. So, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you're going to be able to buy
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  Speaker 1: a turkey there. And my girlfriend was insistent on pre-chopping
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  Speaker 1: the onions and all the stuff for the turkey.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, for the stuffing.
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  Speaker 1: So we, we had a lot of smuggling going on,
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  Speaker 1: but we made it through.
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  Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you something. I used to live
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  Speaker 4: in Mexico and I am 99.9% positive. You can buy
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  Speaker 4: a Turkey at the grocery store in Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: You know, for next time.
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  Speaker 4: All right. All right. So you got to do the fight.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't even what the fight was about. You got
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  Speaker 4: to fight over the Turkey. All right. Thanks, Sean. Thanks
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  Speaker 4: for calling in, man. But we said dumbest thing you've
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  Speaker 4: had the biggest fight over. Liz, what'd you fight over?
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  Speaker 4: Something stupid you fought over.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so we were doing a rock job, veneer job,
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  Speaker 3: my husband and I.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he was my boyfriend at the time. A what job?
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  Speaker 4: Veneer stone construction. Oh, okay. Okay, gotcha. That's the kind of,
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  Speaker 4: I was wrong, I had my brain went somewhere totally else,
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  Speaker 4: different kind of job. But okay, good. So he kept
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  Speaker 4: like spraying me with a water hose all day long
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  Speaker 4: and like dripping mud on me and all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, Dude, what is your problem? Like,
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  Speaker 3: why are you spraying me?
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  Speaker 4: It was the end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: I was soaked.
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  Speaker 4: And he goes, don't ever call me an amateur again.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, I never called you an amateur.
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  Speaker 3: I said you were immature.
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  Speaker 4: I'd approved it. He's like, oh, that's fine. Immature's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Immature.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, immature? I'm like, you've been spraying me
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  Speaker 4: all day long because you thought I said you were
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  Speaker 4: an amateur? Yeah. I got back at him later on.
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  Speaker 4: That's great. Thanks, Liz. Thanks for listening. Thank you. Chewy,
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  Speaker 4: stupid thing you got into a fight with.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so first let me start off with. I was
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  Speaker 1: incarcerated for 10 years, so I was gone a long time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So I'm accustomed to.
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  Speaker 3: Not having a cell phone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not used to having a cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: I leave it everywhere all the time. So I'm introduced
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  Speaker 1: to Instagram, right?
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  Speaker 4: And I start dating this girl when I get out.
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  Speaker 4: And I get on my phone sometimes. I'm not a
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  Speaker 4: big social media person, but I get home or I
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  Speaker 4: see a shoot.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't watching my videos. You ain't watching my videos.
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  Speaker 2: What videos?
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I sent you videos on TikTok.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, my goodness. And then so she goes to–
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  Speaker 4: I don't care about my phone. It's not a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: She goes to my phone.
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  Speaker 1: You're watching so-and-so's videos, and you're watching so-and-so's videos. Why
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  Speaker 1: aren't you watching my videos?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Peyton would get mad at you if you didn't
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  Speaker 3: watch her videos.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: So fast forward.
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  Speaker 4: We're married now. I've been out three years. Right on.
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  Speaker 1: And tables have turned. Now I'm addicted to Instagram, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm yelling at her for not watching my videos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I get it now. Oh, that's a good one, Chewy.
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  Speaker 4: That's great.
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  Speaker 3: It's real.
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  Speaker 4: That's great, brother. Thanks for calling in, Chewy. Thanks for listening. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: thanks for answering my call. I love you guys. You
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  Speaker 4: got it, brother. Love you, too. I have a pre-stupid fight. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I know it's going there. Uh-oh. What is it? And
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  Speaker 4: it's come up a few times. So whenever my wife
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  Speaker 4: and I travel, she hurt her shoulder, right? So whenever
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  Speaker 4: we travel, I have to carry her bags, which is
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  Speaker 4: no problem. you know, carry on bag. I tear my,
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  Speaker 4: it's like farmer carries. I'm holding my bag, her bag,
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  Speaker 4: but she has this extra bag, like a handbag, whatever,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and in it, she carries all her stuff
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  Speaker 4: in that bag. And then she pulls the, the, the
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  Speaker 4: thing up, you know, on the, on the suitcase, the arm,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you can roll it up. And then it
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  Speaker 4: has a little slide on it for her bag. Right.
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  Speaker 4: But it's really frustrating. It's very heavy. Her bag's heavy,
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  Speaker 4: but she doesn't carry it. I'm carrying it. So I
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  Speaker 4: was like, Hey, since while we traveled together like this,
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  Speaker 4: let's just put it in a backpack. She goes, no,
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  Speaker 4: I will not put myself in a backpack. I go,
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  Speaker 4: you're not carrying it. Let me carry the backpack with
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  Speaker 4: your stuff. No, no, I want my bag like this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm carrying it. Like, it's come up three times.
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  Speaker 3: She must want access to it when she wants access
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  Speaker 3: to it. Like, doesn't want to have to.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I get totes easier to open. It's so uneven
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  Speaker 4: when I'm carrying my bag and her bag. It's safer
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  Speaker 4: in a backpack. And I'm like, it's so, dude, it's
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  Speaker 4: so like it's going to go somewhere really ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because I can tell.
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  Speaker 1: I can see.
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  Speaker 4: You're fired up. Because she's unreasonable about even having a
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  Speaker 4: conversation about it. Anyway, I even took a picture and
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  Speaker 4: I was going to post it. A picture of her
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  Speaker 4: stupid bag on the image.
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  Speaker 3: Put it next to a well-organized backpack. This is so bothering.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, stupid fights. Always good stuff.