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- 0:01Speaker 1: Wake, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like? And this
- 0:07Speaker 1: is the big bulls do snoopy deegle double gisel bank boom,
- 0:10Speaker 1: what you don't do.
- 0:13Speaker 2: We're not talking about rint and tea, and we're not
- 0:15Speaker 2: talking about last week.
- 0:16Speaker 3: It's the one and only.
- 0:17Speaker 4: Dog, you know, the last is the lastly big snoop
- 0:19Speaker 4: eagle double jiggle in your face to me and in
- 0:21Speaker 4: the place to be and you're listening to John Jay
- 0:23Speaker 4: and Ridge Wake.
- 0:25Speaker 5: So I'm trying to get my ten thousand steps in
- 0:27Speaker 5: every single day and I've been doing it, but with
- 0:30Speaker 5: a lot of effort. It's hard, I think, to get
- 0:31Speaker 5: ten thousand steps. So yesterday I got home and my
- 0:34Speaker 5: wife was going to this thing. I think I told
- 0:37Speaker 5: you guys about how she did it. I did it
- 0:39Speaker 5: with her the other day, the sound of meditation with
- 0:42Speaker 5: the things right, So I think she understands my vibe
- 0:46Speaker 5: on that. So she decided to do something with a
- 0:47Speaker 5: bunch of girlfriends on her own. And when I looked,
- 0:51Speaker 5: I had this app and maybe you guys have it
- 0:52Speaker 5: called three sixty where you can see where everybody in
- 0:54Speaker 5: your family is all the time.
- 0:55Speaker 1: You know, It's it's like a GPS app.
- 0:57Speaker 5: They get on the three sixty app and I see
- 0:59Speaker 5: that she is is two miles away from where I
- 1:02Speaker 5: am my house. So I'm like, you know what I'm
- 1:05Speaker 5: I'm only at five thousand steps. I need to get
- 1:09Speaker 5: to my ten thousand. So what if I walk to
- 1:11Speaker 5: her and her class was only gonna be an hour
- 1:15Speaker 5: it was at someone's house. I go, I'm going to
- 1:17Speaker 5: walk to her and then ride back with her, and
- 1:20Speaker 5: I'm gonna time it right. So I look at how
- 1:21Speaker 5: long it takes to walk there, and I do all
- 1:23Speaker 5: the math because I'm a mathematician, and I figure it out.
- 1:27Speaker 5: So I throw all my headphones and I start walking,
- 1:31Speaker 5: and I'm listening.
- 1:32Speaker 1: To a book on tape, right, which is my new thing.
- 1:34Speaker 5: Right now, I'm currently listening to about seven books on
- 1:37Speaker 5: tape because I like.
- 1:38Speaker 6: The book on tape. I can actually like get into
- 1:40Speaker 6: books that way, but reading, I just amine.
- 1:43Speaker 1: When you listen to a book on tape, what are
- 1:44Speaker 1: you doing when you're listening to book? It's usually driving?
- 1:46Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm walking listening to a book on tape
- 1:49Speaker 5: and I don't know, and I've been listening to this book,
- 1:51Speaker 5: this particular book now for about a week and a
- 1:53Speaker 5: half and I have no idea what it's about. Like
- 1:55Speaker 5: I'm still trying to process what this book is about.
- 1:57Speaker 5: And I'm like, man, I just get it right. So
- 2:01Speaker 5: I make it to where my wife is and I
- 2:05Speaker 5: see her car there. I see your friend's car there.
- 2:08Speaker 5: It's right time for it to be over. And I
- 2:10Speaker 5: stand there and I'm waiting, and then I realize that
- 2:14Speaker 5: she's got the gift of gab. I didn't account for
- 2:18Speaker 5: the gapping that was gonna go on after the sound
- 2:23Speaker 5: bowl class. So I'm waiting out there for like five minutes.
- 2:25Speaker 5: I take a selfie with her car in the background,
- 2:28Speaker 5: and I texted to her, Now I don't want to
- 2:29Speaker 5: knock on the door because what if, just in case
- 2:31Speaker 5: they're still in this sound meditation. And then I ruin it.
- 2:34Speaker 5: So I take a selfie by her car, and I
- 2:38Speaker 5: decide to walk back. Now, now I'm already over two miles.
- 2:42Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm met my steps. I don't like to
- 2:43Speaker 5: look at my steps until i'm done doing whatever i'm doing.
- 2:47Speaker 5: Now my leg hurts. Now I'm gonna get all pissed.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Yeah, even though she even know you were coming by.
- 2:53Speaker 5: I put the book on tape. I can't handle the
- 2:55Speaker 5: book on tape anymore. I'm just like so frustrated. I
- 2:57Speaker 5: want to throw the book, but there is no book.
- 2:59Speaker 5: And then and then I end up putting on music
- 3:03Speaker 5: and I'm listening to music, and I put on a
- 3:05Speaker 5: good playlist and it just changes everything. Music is just
- 3:08Speaker 5: so great to exercise. The door they with So I'm
- 3:11Speaker 5: almost home now, and she pulls up behind me.
- 3:15Speaker 2: She was like, hey, oh again, you try to get
- 3:18Speaker 2: steps and I go, yeah, this is half hour after
- 3:21Speaker 2: over a half hour after her class ended, and I'm like, uh,
- 3:25Speaker 2: did you get my picture?
- 3:27Speaker 4: No?
- 3:28Speaker 1: I'm like when you mean to give it? Like, like,
- 3:29Speaker 1: how do you not get out of class and go
- 3:31Speaker 1: look at your phone?
- 3:31Speaker 7: She just doesn't.
- 3:32Speaker 1: She's never happy.
- 3:34Speaker 8: Someone that's content with their actual life and that what's
- 3:36Speaker 8: going on in their.
- 3:40Speaker 1: That is a really good point.
- 3:41Speaker 7: I mean, look at how unstressed she is. Look at
- 3:43Speaker 7: how stressed about every hour.
- 3:46Speaker 1: So I get in the.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Car and like pissed, nice slamming the door and a
- 3:49Speaker 5: get it and she's just driving and she's like.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so happy that I just saw you, that
- 3:53Speaker 1: you're walking to it. I'm like and I'm just like
- 3:56Speaker 1: looking at her like, just she.
- 3:57Speaker 5: Goes, do you want to go somewhere and get tea
- 3:59Speaker 5: and talk about our dad? Can we go home and
- 4:00Speaker 5: talk about a day? Why don't we go to tea somewhere?
- 4:03Speaker 5: Can we just go home? Like, can we just sit
- 4:05Speaker 5: on the couch and talk about a day?
- 4:08Speaker 8: You need a shirt that says baha bugg you just
- 4:10Speaker 8: wear all day every day.
- 4:12Speaker 5: We get home and then she's, you know, whould you
- 4:15Speaker 5: once you get home? Like I like to be, Like
- 4:17Speaker 5: if I could go on a perfect vacation, I would
- 4:19Speaker 5: stay home, right, I love my I loved home. It's
- 4:21Speaker 5: a argument, and I like to do things at home,
- 4:24Speaker 5: Like I like to just watch TV at home.
- 4:25Speaker 1: That's all I want to do.
- 4:26Speaker 5: And we get home, so I like, we're gonna sit
- 4:29Speaker 5: down and catch up on our day. But she starts
- 4:31Speaker 5: doing things right, so she's just we never really caught
- 4:33Speaker 5: up on our day. But you're right, she is a
- 4:35Speaker 5: happy person. That's a really good you.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Have them the other day.
- 4:38Speaker 5: So I have my morning routine right, and my morning
- 4:41Speaker 5: routine it's very specific and very and it's buttoned down
- 4:45Speaker 5: to a tea And now it gets a little screwed
- 4:47Speaker 5: up with our dog. We have six dogs, and there's
- 4:49Speaker 5: two dogs out of the six that are always waiting
- 4:52Speaker 5: for me outside. And when I when I close the door,
- 4:55Speaker 5: the Golden Retriever will bust open the door and run
- 4:58Speaker 5: upstairs into Blake, jump on bed with Blake, and then
- 5:00Speaker 5: the other dogs will jump upstairs a blank and it
- 5:03Speaker 5: bothers me. I don't want to wake her up. I
- 5:04Speaker 5: think sleep is important, right, So what I started doing
- 5:07Speaker 5: is when I feed the dogs at night, I give
- 5:09Speaker 5: these two dogs a little extra CBD, a little extra
- 5:14Speaker 5: on the two genesis again, so that they're sleeping in
- 5:18Speaker 5: the mornings and they don't hear me and they don't
- 5:20Speaker 5: wake up. And it works smart. It works two nights
- 5:23Speaker 5: ago Blake fed the dogs. Doesn't give him all the CBD. Right,
- 5:26Speaker 5: So when I get up in the morning, I go
- 5:28Speaker 5: do my normal routine. And when I come out of
- 5:29Speaker 5: the hot tub and the cold plunge and shower, I
- 5:31Speaker 5: see the doors open already. That means I know all
- 5:33Speaker 5: the dogs are upstairs and they're all on six dogs
- 5:36Speaker 5: are on bed with her, on the bed with her.
- 5:38Speaker 5: I get up and I walk up there and she's up.
- 5:40Speaker 5: So it's like three thirty morning and she's laughing.
- 5:43Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, look at this is a Pablo
- 5:45Speaker 1: so funny.
- 5:46Speaker 5: And I'm like, if that was me, I would have
- 5:48Speaker 5: a freaking meltdown and I'd.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Be like, I need my sleep. Why are these dogs?
- 5:52Speaker 1: And I'm literally like I just saw my God. I thought,
- 5:56Speaker 1: how do you get to the point to have that
- 5:58Speaker 1: kind of joy? Do you know what I mean?
- 6:00Speaker 7: You look at her phone and she does sound meditation.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Putting together about now looking at your phone?
- 6:05Speaker 5: Yeah, whenever I leave that, like we go in the
- 6:07Speaker 5: commercials or play song, I look at my phone. If
- 6:09Speaker 5: I'm working out what I've done working out, I look
- 6:11Speaker 5: at my phone. You've heard what I mean.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Do that.
- 6:13Speaker 7: They say when you wake up in the morning, you
- 6:14Speaker 7: shouldn't text your tech. You know, you shouldn't look at
- 6:16Speaker 7: your phone, But of course we do because we wouldn't
- 6:18Speaker 7: know that, you know, like nothing's on fire that we're
- 6:19Speaker 7: walking into. Yeah, it's the first thing you think about,
- 6:22Speaker 7: what am I have to deal with?
- 6:23Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 6:23Speaker 8: Like last week I didn't have my phone for fourteen hours.
- 6:26Speaker 8: That's like a big deal for me, right, And I
- 6:29Speaker 8: was like, I felt so good. I got to color,
- 6:31Speaker 8: I felt like not stressed.
- 6:33Speaker 1: It was amazing by the way, I got the book
- 6:35Speaker 1: on tape.
- 6:35Speaker 5: But when I went to go buy the book on tape,
- 6:37Speaker 5: there was like several versions of the book on tape.
- 6:40Speaker 5: And the book on tape is like eight dollars five dollars,
- 6:43Speaker 5: and this version I saw it for ninety nine cents.
- 6:45Speaker 5: So it's like, all right, so I download it right, so,
- 6:47Speaker 5: and it's a woman doing it, and I think this
- 6:49Speaker 5: is this is this is how she. I should have
- 6:51Speaker 5: pulled somebodio. But the book is like almost she goes
- 6:53Speaker 5: just does it into her iPhone because you hear.
- 6:55Speaker 1: It go.
- 6:58Speaker 5: So as we walk along the path, the path path,
- 7:02Speaker 5: like she stutters or like she stops her sentences.
- 7:04Speaker 8: There's no editing.
- 7:05Speaker 5: It's like when we cut commercials, well do you stutter?
- 7:06Speaker 5: And you let me recut that? And they know they
- 7:08Speaker 5: don't cut it.
- 7:09Speaker 1: She just what you believe in your mind, you believe,
- 7:14Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the mind can believe?
- 7:19Speaker 9: How much better you'd be able to focus on I'm
- 7:21Speaker 9: going to give you about the eight dollars version.
- 7:23Speaker 5: I know you're right because you can hear breathing and
- 7:25Speaker 5: you can hear this part.
- 7:29Speaker 1: There's oh my god, it's John Jay and rich Peyton,
- 7:39Speaker 1: what's my horse gropes today?
- 7:40Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna let you know what your holiday Delulu
- 7:42Speaker 8: level is based on your zodioc sign.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Good morning, Michelle, what's your sign?
- 7:47Speaker 9: Hy?
- 7:47Speaker 2: Good morning tous?
- 7:48Speaker 8: Okay, So for my tours. When it comes to you
- 7:51Speaker 8: and your holiday de lulu level, your Delulu level is
- 7:54Speaker 8: thinking the holidays will be calm this year while simultaneously
- 7:57Speaker 8: planning a twelve hour bigging day and refusing to leave
- 7:59Speaker 8: the out. You want cozy peace and zo responsibilities, and
- 8:03Speaker 8: you can't have both. You gotta pick one.
- 8:07Speaker 5: No, I got again?
- 8:10Speaker 8: Well, I'm manifesting it for you and good luck.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Megan, good morning, good morning? What's your sign? Megan?
- 8:20Speaker 8: Answer? Okay, So we're talking about holiday de lulu levels.
- 8:23Speaker 8: Your de lulu level is expecting everyone to behave get
- 8:27Speaker 8: along and magically understand your emotional needs without you having
- 8:30Speaker 8: to say word. You're kind of building a hallmark moment
- 8:33Speaker 8: in your own head, and then you get mad at
- 8:34Speaker 8: people when they don't follow the script.
- 8:37Speaker 7: Okay, and sounds good.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Thanks Megs. Sylvia, Hi, Hi, what's your sign?
- 8:45Speaker 3: I am a Leo just like me?
- 8:48Speaker 8: Okay? For us, Leo's this holiday season. Our holiday de
- 8:51Speaker 8: Lulu is imagining We're going to make a simple, chill celebration,
- 8:55Speaker 8: but our version of chill involves a photoshoot, coordinated outfits,
- 8:58Speaker 8: and at least one sparkle moment. We Leo's are the holiday.
- 9:02Speaker 8: So our de Lulu level is on ten this year.
- 9:05Speaker 7: Awesome.
- 9:06Speaker 3: That's perfectly.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Thanks, Philby, I have a great day, you two, thanks
- 9:12Speaker 1: for buying.
- 9:12Speaker 8: How about pisces rich for you for your holiday? De
- 9:16Speaker 8: Lulu level, you're believing in. You're believing your holiday will
- 9:19Speaker 8: play out like an aesthetic Instagram reel with soft lighting,
- 9:22Speaker 8: perfect vibes. Your stress reality will not be that, but
- 9:25Speaker 8: you're still gonna find magic in the mess, so that's
- 9:27Speaker 8: a good thing.
- 9:28Speaker 7: Listen, this is why this tell me you're all the
- 9:30Speaker 7: Hallmark movies are so good because that life is real.
- 9:34Speaker 8: How about Libras Libra's Kyle. Your holiday de Lulu level
- 9:38Speaker 8: is fully believing you can please everyone. You're trying to
- 9:41Speaker 8: balance friends, family, events, and feelings like you're running a
- 9:43Speaker 8: seasonal like program. But something has to give and it's
- 9:46Speaker 8: not gonna be your outfit. That's right, exactly, well, your
- 9:50Speaker 8: outfit will give, but like not in.
- 9:52Speaker 1: That kind of way. Okay, how about burgos? John Jay?
- 9:55Speaker 8: Your delusion is thinking you can plan the perfect day
- 9:58Speaker 8: with an o chaos or drama or miscmmunication. But like,
- 10:01Speaker 8: families exist, so just embrace the mess a little bit.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Thank you, Peyton or if you missed your horse gipe.
- 10:07Speaker 5: It's posted on a website right now at John dayne
- 10:09Speaker 5: rich dot com.
- 10:11Speaker 7: I was just day the mess.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Okay, take a hit gifts you ever give it one?
- 10:25Speaker 1: You ever received one? Eva, how you're in the air.
- 10:29Speaker 10: Oh yes, I gotta take a hand gift. It was
- 10:33Speaker 10: to get my hair done because I chopped off my
- 10:36Speaker 10: own sayings and thought they look I thought they looked fine,
- 10:39Speaker 10: but I guess my grandmother did it. So she was like, hey,
- 10:42Speaker 10: I think you should go like on a saw day
- 10:44Speaker 10: get you know, take care of yourself. You you know,
- 10:47Speaker 10: your mother, two kids, Just take care of yourself. I
- 10:49Speaker 10: was like, okay, I'll go get on massage, I'll get
- 10:51Speaker 10: my nails, and she's like, honestly, I really think you
- 10:53Speaker 10: should get your haird.
- 10:56Speaker 9: That is a take ahead gift I've ever heard that
- 10:59Speaker 9: turned from a taken hit get to like here's what's happening.
- 11:03Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly so I was like, Okay, well I guess
- 11:07Speaker 10: I'll get my hand done.
- 11:08Speaker 5: Then sank sure, uh begs Cassandra, what was your take
- 11:16Speaker 5: a hint gift?
- 11:18Speaker 3: Hi, good morning, I just wanted I'm calling from the
- 11:21Speaker 3: call in Texas.
- 11:23Speaker 11: I was just gonna I got a bar of soap.
- 11:27Speaker 3: And I know that I don't have bad hygiene. I
- 11:30Speaker 3: know for a fact, but my daughter gave me a
- 11:33Speaker 3: barrow soap. Plus she gave my mother an embroidered apron.
- 11:42Speaker 3: I think it as like I was like a I
- 11:45Speaker 3: don't know, she's angry at me or something.
- 11:48Speaker 9: Type of gifts.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Well, it means either you cuss a lot.
- 11:51Speaker 5: You either have bad language that's why she's given you
- 11:53Speaker 5: the bar soap to wash your mouth out. Or when
- 11:56Speaker 5: you say you have bad that you don't have bad hygiene.
- 11:58Speaker 5: How do you know? I'm sure people that that's why
- 12:00Speaker 5: she's saying take a hint.
- 12:01Speaker 1: No, I know, I know, I.
- 12:04Speaker 3: Know if I asked to believe me, I asked after that,
- 12:07Speaker 3: like after that.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Gift I have, But no, it wasn't that at all.
- 12:11Speaker 12: It was just I don't know what it was.
- 12:14Speaker 5: Okay, if you give somebody a bar soap because they
- 12:16Speaker 5: smell and they get it and they go, what.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Do you are you saying? I smell no, no, no, no,
- 12:22Speaker 1: it's a nice soap. It's beautiful.
- 12:25Speaker 5: Great.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I was so offended.
- 12:28Speaker 3: I guess I didn't even want to regift it to anybody.
- 12:31Speaker 11: That's how bad it was.
- 12:32Speaker 1: So did you use it?
- 12:35Speaker 10: No?
- 12:35Speaker 3: I just threw it.
- 12:37Speaker 7: I threw it away.
- 12:37Speaker 3: I mean not in front of her, but I just
- 12:39Speaker 3: threw it.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I can't let the soap go to waste as well.
- 12:43Speaker 2: She's like, and I even gave it a soap and
- 12:45Speaker 2: she didn't even use it.
- 12:46Speaker 1: She threw it away. I'm just kidding. Thanks, and said
- 12:53Speaker 1: my mom told me one time. She said. Mom said,
- 12:56Speaker 1: don't ever say no.
- 12:57Speaker 5: Would someone offers you a piece of gum? She said,
- 13:01Speaker 5: because maybe they're just being kind, Hey you want a
- 13:04Speaker 5: piece of gum, or maybe you had bad breath and
- 13:06Speaker 5: they're trying to tell you that you have bad breath.
- 13:09Speaker 5: So whenever anyone's ever offered me a piece of gum,
- 13:11Speaker 5: I always take it. And there's this guy at our
- 13:13Speaker 5: basketball games. He's just text to me all the time.
- 13:16Speaker 5: He always offers me a piece of gu and I
- 13:19Speaker 5: have such a complex because I'm like, is he a
- 13:20Speaker 5: nice kid. Does he offer other people pizza, but every
- 13:22Speaker 5: time it's just next to me, and he always has
- 13:24Speaker 5: that cinnamon is what is that cinnamon?
- 13:26Speaker 1: Big rate? It's like big ray whatever always and I'm like,
- 13:30Speaker 1: dang it.
- 13:30Speaker 9: Maybe it's just like because I know whenever, like I
- 13:33Speaker 9: pull out a pack of gum, especially if it's a
- 13:35Speaker 9: full one, I feel rude if I don't ask everyone
- 13:37Speaker 9: around me like, oh, you guys were a piece of
- 13:38Speaker 9: gum too. But it's but I'm not like giving around
- 13:41Speaker 9: me a hint.
- 13:41Speaker 5: But because what my mom said, I'm like, okay, this guy,
- 13:44Speaker 5: nice guy, got a nice guy or doctor.
- 13:46Speaker 1: And now I turn I turned around, I'm like, oh
- 13:49Speaker 1: so I just take it. I take it no matter
- 13:51Speaker 1: what anyway, Leslie, take a hint gift. What happened.
- 13:56Speaker 11: I gave I take a hint gift. Okay, A long
- 14:00Speaker 11: time ago, I worked at Blockbuster Video and I had
- 14:04Speaker 11: this boss who was such a jerk. He looked like
- 14:08Speaker 11: he kind of looked like the guy, some family guy,
- 14:11Speaker 11: and he's stunk. He smelled like baloney. It's terrible bo
- 14:17Speaker 11: And if he wasn't a jerk, it then one thing
- 14:18Speaker 11: that he was a jerk. And so one time, a
- 14:21Speaker 11: group of us, We all a bunch of us spot
- 14:23Speaker 11: a bunch of those trial sized deodorants, and we filled
- 14:27Speaker 11: up the dropbox with trial sized deodorant because we knew
- 14:30Speaker 11: he was opening up the next day. Then they opened
- 14:32Speaker 11: up the next day, he would collect all of these deodorants,
- 14:35Speaker 11: and you know what, after that, he really wasn't a
- 14:38Speaker 11: jerk anymore. I think he took the hint. And I
- 14:40Speaker 11: don't think he sunk anymore either.
- 14:41Speaker 7: Oh wow, he changed amazing we could do through a
- 14:46Speaker 7: dropbox at Blockbuster.
- 14:47Speaker 1: He left and started Netflix. I'll he's doing all right now.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Thanks Leslie Nan.
- 14:57Speaker 5: John day Rich, John Jay Rich, Good morning, Carla.
- 15:06Speaker 12: Hi, good morning, thanks for having me.
- 15:08Speaker 5: I understand you want to do something special, something we
- 15:10Speaker 5: haven't done in a while, you guys.
- 15:11Speaker 13: Am, I right, I want to do a Christmas booty call.
- 15:27Speaker 5: All right, Carlson tells who she wants to do a
- 15:31Speaker 5: booty call with, and we're going to call that person up.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I believe it's her boyfriend.
- 15:34Speaker 5: And then, Carla, you've got to do everything you can
- 15:36Speaker 5: to talk to him into coming home to meet you
- 15:38Speaker 5: for a booty call without saying it is. You got
- 15:41Speaker 5: to use a lot of Christmas innu window? So who
- 15:44Speaker 5: is the booty call Victim Roman?
- 15:47Speaker 14: And he's my you know's my boyfriend, but he's being
- 15:51Speaker 14: very grinchy this year.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Roman.
- 15:54Speaker 7: Is he the type of guy that would be receptive
- 15:57Speaker 7: to this or do you think that he'll be all
- 15:59Speaker 7: about the business and say no way?
- 16:02Speaker 14: You know, I don't think he's going to say no way,
- 16:04Speaker 14: but I think he's definitely going to be caught off
- 16:07Speaker 14: guard by this whole vibe.
- 16:08Speaker 8: Okay, do you know where he's at right now?
- 16:10Speaker 7: Like?
- 16:10Speaker 1: Will he?
- 16:11Speaker 7: Is he out and about?
- 16:13Speaker 14: So what he told me is that he's out doing
- 16:15Speaker 14: his Christmas shopping right now. But I really want him
- 16:19Speaker 14: to come back to the apartment fair enough.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Could you guys? Remember you said he's grinch. You remember
- 16:23Speaker 5: in The Grinch when how big was his heart? It
- 16:27Speaker 5: was small sizes?
- 16:30Speaker 6: Two sizes too small?
- 16:31Speaker 1: But then it grew three sizes. There you go.
- 16:33Speaker 5: You got to use that baby there. Yeah, I know that,
- 16:36Speaker 5: you know what is two sizes is too small? I
- 16:38Speaker 5: want to make it three sizes too small.
- 16:41Speaker 8: You can send him won't work.
- 16:43Speaker 1: I don't think he's just a Timberlake.
- 16:45Speaker 5: Okay, So here's what we're gonna ge him on the phone,
- 16:48Speaker 5: but we don't say anything.
- 16:49Speaker 1: So we're going to conference both of you in got it?
- 16:53Speaker 10: Got it?
- 16:54Speaker 1: Okay? Is that how we do it?
- 16:55Speaker 7: Yeah, she's got to call him so he doesn't see
- 16:57Speaker 7: her phone number.
- 16:58Speaker 1: That's right.
- 16:58Speaker 7: So we're just gonna shut up in this.
- 17:00Speaker 1: So you just call him up and we're listen.
- 17:02Speaker 3: All right, sounds great?
- 17:10Speaker 1: Follow up?
- 17:13Speaker 12: Hey babe, what are you doing right now?
- 17:18Speaker 4: I'm in the car. Do you need something?
- 17:21Speaker 12: Oh? Well, you know, I'm thinking, why don't you just
- 17:23Speaker 12: skip out on the shopping and just you know, juz
- 17:26Speaker 12: shingle your bells home instead?
- 17:32Speaker 4: Everything? You're okay? Are you good?
- 17:35Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 17:35Speaker 12: But you know, wouldn't you want to come down my
- 17:37Speaker 12: chimney tonight?
- 17:40Speaker 4: Oh wait, what are you talking about?
- 17:43Speaker 12: Well, I'm just saying your north pole was up this
- 17:46Speaker 12: morning and I really want to ed jingle your booth
- 17:49Speaker 12: and with your candy kine.
- 17:53Speaker 4: Okay. I don't know what's going on, but I gotta go.
- 17:56Speaker 4: I just parked o day.
- 17:58Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, no, just come on hold stuff my stocking. Seriously, well, Dave, seriously,
- 18:09Speaker 12: if you come home, Santa isn't going to be the
- 18:11Speaker 12: only one this Christmas?
- 18:16Speaker 4: Okay, I'll see you in a few hours.
- 18:18Speaker 12: All right, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, I
- 18:22Speaker 12: was just trying to have some fun with you, and
- 18:24Speaker 12: you know, kind of get into the Christmas mood, just
- 18:25Speaker 12: because you've been very awful these past few weeks and
- 18:28Speaker 12: I don't understand why you are just so mad at
- 18:31Speaker 12: the world. You know what, I'm done. You take the
- 18:34Speaker 12: fun out of doing anything.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Ah, let's let him off the hook here for a second.
- 18:38Speaker 5: Dude, you're on the radio. Your girlfriend wanted to have
- 18:41Speaker 5: some fun with you, but you were. She said you
- 18:43Speaker 5: were grinchy. You sound a little grinchy. I mean she's
- 18:47Speaker 5: using fun sexual innuendo. I mean she probably maybe if
- 18:50Speaker 5: she would said something like Roman, you're stocking, he's hung
- 18:55Speaker 5: something like that.
- 18:57Speaker 1: When I think about you, I touch my elf.
- 19:01Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't know it personally. I didn't even know
- 19:04Speaker 4: everything that was going on. I did, I didn't hear everything.
- 19:07Speaker 2: But nice.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Taking it. I don't look. I was just trying to
- 19:12Speaker 4: get done. I have shopping. I was trying to do.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Oh you're still not into it? Is that a candy cane?
- 19:16Speaker 1: Are you just happy to see me? No? Would that
- 19:19Speaker 1: that would have worked?
- 19:21Speaker 4: Okay? What Okay, I'm really so this is the radio.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Yes, baby, it's cold outside, but it's hot in here.
- 19:30Speaker 8: Never mm hmm.
- 19:33Speaker 4: This is kind of annoying. I'm just saying, I don't
- 19:35Speaker 4: know what.
- 19:36Speaker 1: We'll check my balls?
- 19:41Speaker 4: Did workday?
- 19:47Speaker 1: Lighting up?
- 19:48Speaker 8: It's okay, it's all fun and games.
- 19:50Speaker 7: Rooman go on home and play in those reindeer games.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Jack Frost, nipples on your nose?
- 19:57Speaker 11: What's French?
- 20:00Speaker 12: You're just gonna be on the naughty us.
- 20:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 20:03Speaker 1: At least he's shopping for you. All right, So that
- 20:05Speaker 1: is it. That is a Christmas booty call. Wow, Wow, a.
- 20:09Speaker 7: Booty call bummers?
- 20:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, get back.
- 20:22Speaker 1: All right, boy called John Jay Rich. Good morning.
- 20:27Speaker 12: At your day with John Jay and Rich.
- 20:29Speaker 14: I wake up with my favorite artist.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter.
- 20:32Speaker 4: What's up, guys?
- 20:32Speaker 6: This is supposed balloons boone and you're waking up with
- 20:35Speaker 6: John Jay and Rich.
- 20:36Speaker 5: Time for stacks and hacks. You guys, ever heard of
- 20:40Speaker 5: the term clock watching clock? I almost said other words
- 20:47Speaker 5: that I have heard. Yeah, the term clock botching is trending.
- 20:52Speaker 5: People don't seem to agree on what it means. A
- 20:55Speaker 5: rioter coined it last month and said it when you
- 20:57Speaker 5: work more hours than you should because you can't get
- 21:00Speaker 5: through all your work, which to me is just work.
- 21:03Speaker 8: Right, that's not botching, because watching would be like ruining
- 21:06Speaker 8: something or messing something up, all right.
- 21:08Speaker 6: I was kind of picturing it like I set my
- 21:10Speaker 6: clocks ahead of time to trick myself and watch the
- 21:14Speaker 6: time on purpose, because then I feel like then maybe
- 21:15Speaker 6: I'll be more on time, But then I know they're
- 21:18Speaker 6: set ahead.
- 21:19Speaker 1: No, it's not that, and it's not that.
- 21:21Speaker 5: A writer for Forbes said, so when you're stretching small
- 21:24Speaker 5: tasks into entire afternoons to fill your day and avoid
- 21:27Speaker 5: working either way, what I just says, people don't seem
- 21:30Speaker 5: to green what it is, and I think in here
- 21:31Speaker 5: is the same.
- 21:31Speaker 7: But I think when you drop it, then we can't
- 21:33Speaker 7: use clock watching for any Okay, call clockwatch next.
- 21:37Speaker 1: Phrase, this next article is so true, Peyton whitmore?
- 21:43Speaker 8: Okay? Does this directed at me or something?
- 21:45Speaker 1: Okay.
- 21:47Speaker 5: In a new survey, seventy six percent of managers say
- 21:49Speaker 5: gen Z employees need more praise than older generations. Do
- 21:56Speaker 5: well you will, fifty eight percent of gen Zer's want
- 22:00Speaker 5: praise even when they fail.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Good job making that whole thing for a partner.
- 22:03Speaker 8: No, not when I fail.
- 22:07Speaker 7: I will say if you ever notice something that Peyton does,
- 22:10Speaker 7: she's very grateful if you acknowledge it. I am. When
- 22:13Speaker 7: I say good job, Beton, She's like, thank you.
- 22:15Speaker 8: Yeah, because that's nice that you do that.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 5: I had a whole article on it, and then I
- 22:20Speaker 5: had this other article which I thought was extremely important
- 22:22Speaker 5: on what you drink what it says about you. For example, Uh,
- 22:27Speaker 5: if you go to a restaurant and ask you what
- 22:29Speaker 5: you want, I always just take a water, right, just water,
- 22:32Speaker 5: And then when they asked you what kind of water
- 22:33Speaker 5: you want, I'm like, just freaking water, right. So waiters
- 22:37Speaker 5: will assume if you order water, you're either focused on
- 22:41Speaker 5: hydration or wanting to save money. But there's a range.
- 22:44Speaker 5: If you order tap water, you're down to earth. Sparkling
- 22:47Speaker 5: water says you're up for adventure. I'm doing the water
- 22:51Speaker 5: for hydration. If you order a Cosmopolitan, you're extra fancy
- 22:56Speaker 5: and possibly a huge sex in the city fan. If
- 22:59Speaker 5: you order a cop which I do, if it's in
- 23:01Speaker 5: the morning, if you order it black, it gives off
- 23:06Speaker 5: the impression that you're straightforward and you're ready to get
- 23:08Speaker 5: down to business. If you're drinking with oat milk, nutmeg
- 23:10Speaker 5: with cream or something like that, you're.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Possibly high maintenance.
- 23:14Speaker 5: If you order a hot tea, it says you're introspective,
- 23:18Speaker 5: sincere and you know how to take care of yourself.
- 23:21Speaker 5: If you order Tito's and vodka, the bartender will make
- 23:26Speaker 5: fun of you, mostly because Tito's is already a vodka
- 23:30Speaker 5: and you're asking for a double vodka. One bar charges
- 23:32Speaker 5: one hundred dollars for Tito's and vodka.
- 23:34Speaker 8: Yeah, I've seen those memes recently.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Anyway, what do you have for life acts? All right?
- 23:38Speaker 7: So I'm kind of curious about your flossing in your
- 23:41Speaker 7: brushing because this is the hack for brushing your teeth.
- 23:45Speaker 7: How many of you floss with floss at least once
- 23:48Speaker 7: a day?
- 23:49Speaker 1: Now? I do, sometimes I do it twice a day.
- 23:52Speaker 6: I'm lucky if in the mornings.
- 23:56Speaker 1: I would go to bed, then I floss in the
- 23:57Speaker 1: morning when I wake up.
- 23:58Speaker 7: But Kyle, you use an electric toothbrush right that has
- 24:00Speaker 7: the gum cleaner on it. So the questions really like
- 24:03Speaker 7: should you floss before you brush your teeth or floss
- 24:06Speaker 7: before or after you brush your teeth? And really the
- 24:11Speaker 7: dentise it doesn't really matter a lot of people think
- 24:13Speaker 7: that you get more chunks of goo a lot of
- 24:15Speaker 7: your teeth if you floss first, but it doesn't matter.
- 24:17Speaker 1: But the dentise.
- 24:19Speaker 7: We can tell the difference bet between people who floss
- 24:22Speaker 7: and don't floss, but we can't tell if you brush
- 24:25Speaker 7: or flaws first. So here's what they recommend for a
- 24:29Speaker 7: good oral caroutine. Brush your teeth at least twice a
- 24:32Speaker 7: day and floss once a day, preferably in the evening
- 24:37Speaker 7: before you go to bed. So make that part of
- 24:39Speaker 7: your routine and watch your gums.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 24:42Speaker 7: That hack can be found at John Jay and Rich
- 24:43Speaker 7: dot com chickney