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Hour 3 - Just a Hunk of Metal · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka, it's our birthree. Well here in hour
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  Speaker 1: number three, it's all about the MVP.
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  Speaker 2: Did the voters get it right in pro Bouncy Ball
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  Speaker 2: giving the MVP to Shade Jogis Alexander over Nikola Jokic.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 2: Many critics of wine that the MVP SGA used foul
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  Speaker 2: baiting during his MVP season. Does this take away from
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  Speaker 2: his dominance and his voter fatigue?
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  Speaker 1: The real reason.
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  Speaker 2: That Jokic did not win a third MVP in four
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  Speaker 2: years in Denver and one last thing because of the
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  Speaker 2: amount of people who have reached out to me. If
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  Speaker 2: you are Steve Balmer, do you regret mortgaging your future
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  Speaker 2: with SGA Jugis Alexander in the Paul George Kawhi Leonard
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  Speaker 2: pairing has delivered a finals appearance yet for the Clippers,
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  Speaker 2: and George is gone. Now we'll talk about all of
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  Speaker 2: that and more right now, Hot Niggity Dog, it's our
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  Speaker 2: number three.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a hunk of metal. It's just a hunk
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  Speaker 1: of metal, that's all it is.
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  Speaker 2: classic in pro bouncy Ball last night as the New
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  Speaker 2: York Knickerbockers. They had the game in the bag and
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  Speaker 2: they let it out of the bag.
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  Speaker 1: What's in the bag, Well, the bag was a win
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  Speaker 1: and they screwed it over.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my god, So now I don't I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a big win percentage guy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of ridiculous because it's just some
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  Speaker 2: computer algorithm, but if you if you.
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  Speaker 1: Like that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: The Knicks had a ninety nine point seven percent chance
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  Speaker 2: of winning Game one versus the Pacers, and then they
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  Speaker 2: they went to dukea puke and they just gave it
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  Speaker 2: all away. And that's that we have that also either
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  Speaker 2: a monologue earlier, Uluji a tribute to Jim Irsey, the
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  Speaker 2: owner of the Cols, one of the characters who passed away,
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  Speaker 2: so passed away died. We don't know exactly how he died.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure that'll come out in the coming days, but
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  Speaker 2: not really important. Our lead this hour, though not from
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  Speaker 2: the gag job the slip on the banana peal by
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  Speaker 2: the Knicks there in the Eastern Conference Finals overtime.
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  Speaker 1: Loss in Game one.
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  Speaker 2: There was some news from the other series, The Thunder
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  Speaker 2: and the Wolves had a day of rest.
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  Speaker 1: And if you didn't hear about that by now, maybe not.
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  Speaker 2: O k C guard Shay Juggas Alexander getting it done.
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  Speaker 2: He wins the NBA's twenty twenty five MVP Award. It
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  Speaker 2: was announced that Giljess Alexander, now the seventh straight MVP winner,
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  Speaker 2: to be born outside of the continental United States.
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  Speaker 1: He's Canadian. Our friends just up the road anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Nicola Jokic twenty twenty four, twenty twenty two and twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty one, Joel nbad In twenty twenty three, and Giannis
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  Speaker 2: Denta Kumbo has won a couple of MVPs.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're curious, because I know you're worried about.
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  Speaker 2: These things, Sga had seventy one of the one hundred
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  Speaker 2: first place vote.
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  Speaker 1: Now the Nuggets star.
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  Speaker 2: Nicola Jokic finished second. He got the other twenty nine
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  Speaker 2: first place votes, and the Greek freak Identa Coombo was third.
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  Speaker 2: There were twelve different players that received at least one
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  Speaker 2: top five vote in the MVP race.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the.
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  Speaker 2: Question did the voters get edit right? Did the voters
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  Speaker 2: get it right? Giving the MVP award to Shay jogis
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  Speaker 2: Alexander over Nikola Yoki.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Jigsaw, Devil's.
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  Speaker 2: Playground, and Rainbows, and we will combine all these things
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  Speaker 2: together and we are going to make.
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  Speaker 1: Some crunchy tacos, because why not?
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  Speaker 2: All right, So to kick off here, I have mentioned
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  Speaker 2: in previous episodes of the show and I'm not changing
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  Speaker 2: my position. I support SGA as the MVP in OKAC.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of letters that's SGA MVP OKC. And
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  Speaker 2: if you're a sportsman, you know what all that means.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Jugis Alexander led to Oklahoma City. He was the headliner.
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  Speaker 2: They won sixty eight games, the top record in the
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  Speaker 2: NBA greatest regular season. That team's had one of the
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  Speaker 2: all time great regular seasons. They had a record breaking
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  Speaker 2: point differential, outscore teams by twelve point six points per game.
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  Speaker 2: All things being equal, all things being equal, there are
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  Speaker 2: some traditions that you have here, and one of the
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  Speaker 2: traditions the deciding jigsaw piece to the puzzle. Historically, the
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  Speaker 2: top player locally it's called the best player. The top
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  Speaker 2: player on the team with the top record will most
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  Speaker 2: often win the MVP award unless there is obviously, obviously
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  Speaker 2: someone who is head and shoulders above that player, and
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  Speaker 2: that is not the case, Like even if you are
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  Speaker 2: part of the caucus for the joker, it's not clear
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  Speaker 2: cut that he's head and shoulders better than SGA.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: SGA was undeniably the top player on the top team,
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  Speaker 2: and he led the NBA in scoring average, thirty two
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  Speaker 2: points a game and fifty one percent shooting almost fifty
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  Speaker 2: two percent. And if you're into the nerd stats, the
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  Speaker 2: true shooting percentage.
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  Speaker 1: That's a nerd stat.
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  Speaker 2: He was the second best ever for a player averaging
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  Speaker 2: thirty two points per game, only Wilt Chamberlain and Lebron
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  Speaker 2: We were there, I say, the same true shooting percentage. Now, furthermore,
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  Speaker 2: there's always criticism. We live in a world. I'm a critic.
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  Speaker 2: I get paid to be a critic. Criticism pays a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money. It pays very well to be a critic.
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  Speaker 2: So many have pointed out and they've whined that the
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  Speaker 2: player Shae jogis Alexander, he used dirty play, foul play,
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  Speaker 2: if you will, in foul baiting, and that is how
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  Speaker 2: he was able to rack up all these stats, and
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  Speaker 2: that's why he won the MVP. And so it's not
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  Speaker 2: really legit because he's just a foul baiter and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And so does this take away from his dominance that
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  Speaker 2: the perception, perception often reality that the Oklahoma City Guard
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  Speaker 2: Shay jyogis Alexander used foulb So let's go to the scoreboard,
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  Speaker 2: and if you look at the scoreboard. It says right
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  Speaker 2: there on the jumbo tron, it's the devil's playground.
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  Speaker 1: You are a crafty devil. You are a crafty devil.
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  Speaker 2: Now do I think it is aesthetically pleasing to watch
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  Speaker 2: foul bating?
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  Speaker 1: I do not. I find it disgusting. I want to
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  Speaker 1: puke in my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: That being said, his ability SGA's ability to draw fouls
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  Speaker 2: is a testament to his skill set, and he's figured
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  Speaker 2: out how to use his ability to get.
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  Speaker 1: The most out of it.
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  Speaker 2: And what if I told you that historically, historically, Alexander
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  Speaker 2: does not rank in the top five, the top ten,
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  Speaker 2: the top fifteen, the top twenty, or even the top
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  Speaker 2: twenty five in attempts from the charity stripe. In a
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  Speaker 2: year you won the MVP, they went back and they
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  Speaker 2: crushed the numbers. When you look back.
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  Speaker 1: At every MVP, every.
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  Speaker 2: MVP in pro bouncy ball history, Giljess, Alexander does not
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  Speaker 2: even come close to the top. He ranks twenty seventh.
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  Speaker 2: He's in between Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant in free
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  Speaker 2: throw attempts per game. Yeah, twenty seven, that's okay. I
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  Speaker 2: mean it's a fair amount, but it's it's not all
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  Speaker 2: time James Harden like that.
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  Speaker 1: Again, it's not great to watch and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the issue, though, all these guys that are that
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  Speaker 2: are bitching and complaining about the foul bitty if the
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  Speaker 2: NBA has a problem with that part of the game,
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  Speaker 2: then they should address the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's like, that's an NBA issue.
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  Speaker 2: And unless we find out that SGA is paying off
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  Speaker 2: the officials, then that's a different conversation. Now in terms
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  Speaker 2: of the other Komodo d in the room, here is
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  Speaker 2: voter fatigue. The real reason that Jokic did not win
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  Speaker 2: a third MVP in four years is that the reason.
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  Speaker 1: So it is not now. You can't ignore it. You
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  Speaker 1: can't ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: I do think there is a percentage of people that
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  Speaker 2: are just burned out.
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  Speaker 1: And that's another one of those things.
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  Speaker 2: As a rule of thumb that if you have won
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  Speaker 2: multiple MVP awards, you have to be so much better,
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  Speaker 2: you have to be secretariat.
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  Speaker 1: That much out in front of everyone else to win
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  Speaker 1: another one. And we have seen voter fatigue.
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  Speaker 2: The most famous example in the last fifteen years or
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  Speaker 2: so was way back when Lebron was gonna win the
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  Speaker 2: MVP in twenty eleven, and then Derek Rose was the upstart,
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  Speaker 2: so they voted for Derek Rose or the Chicago Bulls
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  Speaker 2: is the MVP, and that no one of those things.
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  Speaker 2: They generally favor the breakout stars, something new, we like,
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  Speaker 2: the new shine, any object and all that stuff. The
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  Speaker 2: other issue that yokichad is the Nuggets were not anywhere
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  Speaker 2: near the same rarefied air as Oklahoma City. I know,
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  Speaker 2: the city one of the all time great regular seasons.
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  Speaker 2: They tried, they played hard, the whole thing, and the
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  Speaker 2: other arguments, well, Jokich had nobody and SGA had all
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  Speaker 2: these other plays.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I can nitpick this and have a field day.
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  Speaker 2: Now, last thing here. So several of you trolls, you schmocks,
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  Speaker 2: you know who you are. You reached out to me, some.
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  Speaker 1: Of you tried to slide into my DMS. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: All those of you just did the old fashioned email
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  Speaker 2: and he said, you know, you know what I had
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  Speaker 2: been that guy Shay he won the MVP. You know
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  Speaker 2: he was on the Clippers. He was on the Clipper.
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  Speaker 2: What a dumb two you gave away, Shane and you
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  Speaker 2: got a PG thirteen.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you must be so embarrassed, devastated.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I was able to show up
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  Speaker 2: to work. How am I able to function? It's a
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  Speaker 2: it's a modern miracle, it is. It's a modern I'm
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  Speaker 2: able to come in here and do a damn radio
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  Speaker 2: show after the Clippers six years ago got rid of
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  Speaker 2: Shay Gilgis Alexander and they got rid of him, and
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  Speaker 2: now he's gone on.
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  Speaker 1: To win an MVP six years later. So here's how
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to frame it.
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  Speaker 2: If if you're the Clippers owner Steve Balmer, the richest
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  Speaker 2: man in the NBA, if you're Steve Balmer, do you
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  Speaker 2: regret mortgaging your future to acquire SGA in the Paul
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  Speaker 2: George Kawhi Leonard Perring that has not not produced championships,
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  Speaker 2: has not delivered a championship. So I have an unpopular
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  Speaker 2: opinion here, and let me give you my opinion. If
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  Speaker 2: you could go back in the hot dub time machine
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  Speaker 2: and decide do I want to do this or do
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  Speaker 2: I not want to do it? You would do it again,
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  Speaker 2: And in fact, Steve Balmer would do it ten out
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  Speaker 2: of ten times. You make that trade, and the reason
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  Speaker 2: you make that trade, it's the rainbow philosophy right. For years,
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  Speaker 2: the Clippers were chasing rainbows. They were looking for that
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  Speaker 2: holy Grail player that would pick them instead of the
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  Speaker 2: other glamour teams in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: The Clippers were not a glamour team.
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  Speaker 2: Now they are, and so the Clippers the price of admission,
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  Speaker 2: the cost to get a seat at the cool Kids table,
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  Speaker 2: was an MVP season for SGA.
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  Speaker 1: That was the cost. They wanted that Holy Grail player.
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  Speaker 2: They'd been pursuing it, chasing rainbows unattainable. They found the
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  Speaker 2: pot of gold, and unfortunately for them, Kawhi Leonard is
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  Speaker 2: not very good at judging talent, and the Clippers were
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  Speaker 2: working with him.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming out of Toronto. They said, we'll get whoever
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  Speaker 1: you want.
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  Speaker 2: We've got all these draft picks, whatever you want, pick anybody.
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  Speaker 2: We can get anyone we want, and he hand picked
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  Speaker 2: Kawhi Leonard put the claw on Paul George. If he
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  Speaker 2: had said I'd rather play, I don't know. I think
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  Speaker 2: of the players at the time, James Harden someone like that.
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  Speaker 2: He could have gotten that player anyone just about outside
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  Speaker 2: of Lebron and outside of Steph Curry. But that's that's
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  Speaker 2: the guy he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted Paul George.
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  Speaker 2: Oklahoma City said we want Gil Just Alexander and so
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  Speaker 2: there you go.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't change it. Like that was my take at.
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  Speaker 2: The time, and I Balmer, I think, would do the
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  Speaker 2: same thing. That was a pivot point. That was a
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  Speaker 2: pivot point. Out with the old, in with the new.
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  Speaker 2: It's also a great final tribute. This is something that
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  Speaker 2: no one's talking about.
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  Speaker 1: But if you look at the.
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  Speaker 2: The Clippers, the reason that Gil justs Alexander was a
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  Speaker 2: Clipper was because of Jerry. It's like the final tributary
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  Speaker 2: died and you know this is his last guy that
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  Speaker 2: he picked.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a lottery pick.
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  Speaker 2: He was, I believe a mid round pick and has
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  Speaker 2: blossomed into a star SGA and good for him, good
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  Speaker 2: tribute to the logo. But again just to recap, like
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  Speaker 2: the price to get a seat at the Cool Kids
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  Speaker 2: table was you had to get Kawhi Leonard. Kawhi Leonard
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  Speaker 2: said I'm not going unless I get Paul George. And
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  Speaker 2: so the price to get Paul George was SGA And
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  Speaker 2: so he wins an MVP.
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  Speaker 1: I was a mermaid that night.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: A clam writes in says something involving the Toukis.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think we can say that. Who else do
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: we have?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: King Roy says a wagon full of horsepoop courtesy Flusher
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: says a boom box to listen to the hot takes
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: on the Overnight Show, Cheese Steaks with Whiz.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: From Slim Tim the Proud Cheese said, who else do
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: we have?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Page down a hippopotamus guests by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: A Lego ego waffle.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: From Donkey Sausage, super rare blow up doll guests by James.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: That's his answer.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun sa it's something involving Jordan Hudson that
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: that's the answer.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Giant ass statue from.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Johnny Q Hawk to a cryptocurrency guest by Rob.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: That's his answer. Who else do we.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: That night?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Treker Joe says bought their car an extended warranty. That
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: is the answer. Chip and the qu'es got it right.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Bad job by him and.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Tom the Plumber says they bought Kim Kardashians used but
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: injections okay, wow. Brian says a bag of MAUI Wowie.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I got the Eagles. They're very excited there all right?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Do you have an answer Lorae malot riddle of today?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Eagle fans bought a blank.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: To celebrate the tush Push being banned out off the Siberia.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, anyway that men would like to celebrate.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Would be with big booty dancers.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Ben Wow, I did not expect that. I did not
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: have that on my Bengo card. Is it big booty dancers?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Is that the great dancer? Eagle fans bought a billboard
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: to celebrate the.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Billboards said we pushed back. We pushed back.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Big booty dancers would have been better.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That would have been more enjoyable.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I would think that many would have felt that was
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: a better way to celebrate than a billboard.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe they'll hang.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: A banner at Lincoln Financial Field that we kept the tush.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Push with big booties on it. Yes, put a giant.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Took us, took us, took us, took us right there
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: to celebrate.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That would be the way to live on.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, we'll go to calls. We do have ass
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: men coming up here a little bit later in the hour.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: That'll be your questions, our answers, So make sure to
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: take advantage of that. You can send your questions in
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: here of the Ben Mally Show and hashtag ask Ben,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: hashtag ask Bed. Let's go to the phones and a
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: meaning money mo. Let's go to Butch now. I think
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: this is formally autobond Butch. But now he's just regular Butch.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: He's no longer a superhero. He's now just a civilian.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Hello Butch, Welcome.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Bend, Hello Coopleen. I haven't called you guys for a
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: long time.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I know you can get back. You get back to
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: the States all of a sudden, your big time.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm so happy back in California.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're done with Jeremy and all that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Jerrem had fine content side fast, drink beer, you know whatever.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: It's good. Hey, but before you hang up on me
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: of fame?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, what what what what.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Are you doing? You only you put they got Charlie
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: back on, either.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Charlie or that guy. Charlie the guy what what is
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: my god? The snowing guys of sake, all the stuff that.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: I was so annoying, Hang up on the snoring Guy's
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: not fake, that's not no, no.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: No, Charlie, Charlie one which Charlie.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Somebody's saying that Charlie's there's two, there's one guy doing
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the two Charlie voices.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That Charlie in Dallas and the Charlie Wisconsin are the same.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I agree, I agree. I listened to show along what
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I call it, and I think it's not the same person.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: But okay, I would like to say one thing for you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Hang up on me again? Is it I watched that
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Bet far thing on that bosnight? What a crock up?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I have not seen it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not, I am not, am not. I'm not a
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Bett far of Homer. I'm a Niner fan, as you
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: well know since the seventies. And man, they're wrong. So
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying I'm hearing all this stuff on the
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: talk shows before you, the like the Morning Time in California.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: How how it's uh this or that? I'm like, man,
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: I think anyway, I didn't know you hadn't seen it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I just started to bring it up. But it's.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Watch okay, all right? But you say it's biased? Is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that what you're saying?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Or you're oh, yeah, well Brett Farve didn't Bet Farb
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: didn't respond or anything like that. So it's all just
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: completely one side and again, not a bit far home.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: But anyway, thank you guys doing I'm talking about here.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: It has been a while, but we're doing a lot.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: You come come see us. Sometimes you're not far away,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: so come.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Back and I'm in I'm in Modesto.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: That's much.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: That's much closer. That's much closer than Germany.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I listened to your thing about meeting greets and
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: you know if there's one in so we're gonna do.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: We're doing one in northern California for sure.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: That'll be great. Well met kids and because.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: The whole family, I can't figure there's nothing kids like
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: them to go some old guy on the radio that's
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: on at night.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They love that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: They don't know their.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Difference their kids. It would be great. So at a good.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Point, all right, I'm gonna go out to say Ricky
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Waters again, say his name again.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Now he's going, Uh, let's go.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Let's go to any Medie money Moe weed Man, Hippie
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: is in love you there.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He is our guy weed Man.
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: Hey, so miss the irrigation, please send me another ring.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That was I knew you were.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna call him as soon as
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: he's he hasn't even made the new ring.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna lose the next ring like you lost the.
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: Last ringing was so beautiful?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: It was great, right, he really did a good You
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: got to explain, explain to Lorena how great the ring is.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: He's like a championship ring.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: Hi, Lorena, Hi, That ring was so beautiful. Was a
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: pe one? He had one on one side. Yeah, he
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: had bead malla beer on the arm the cop It
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: was beautiful.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. It was a good looking ring.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And I still have I didn't lose mine.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: When are we supposed to get these rings?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't made them yet. That's why.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Mister irrigation is the guy that makes these, and so
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: he's gonna get him. And then he sent me some
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: photos of the prototype and it looked good and he
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: says he's gonna change it a little bit.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: So well, you know, can I tell you a funny story?
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: I know, I know, I'm sure holler and James Wire
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: like this.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Holler and James, if he's not sleeping right now, I'm
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: sure he's going to enjoy this story.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Are you ready for this?
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: All?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Never mind, I don't want to tell my story.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, you can't do that. You get you can.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell her, I'm.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: I decided I don't want to tell it anymore.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Is this gonna be worse than Charlie's story from Wisconsin?
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: Is?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, That's exactly why I'm going to take it back.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, weed Man, she's getting scared and now she's getting gunshy.
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: Weed Man, but you can't choose his story.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: And then exactly maybe I'll give it back to you later.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Wow, okay, we man?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: What that was great? That was one of the great
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: choke jobs in Nick history. Right there has there been
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: a worst choke job than that in a playoff game?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I got, I know, Reggie, But the next came back
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: then when the Knicks the Pacers came back, and and
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: and those Nick Pacer games in the nineties with Spike
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Lee they were they were back and forth.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: But this was just happened.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: They should have bet they beat the Sheelpics. They could
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: beat the Pacers.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, they got they got them Hart and Halliburton,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the next generation. More importantly, weed man, is your roommates
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: still gone gone?
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: As I heard that bore?
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Oh man, It's.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Great, wonderful. The whole place to yourself. Now, you're happy.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You don't need anywhere else to go. You got your place.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: You're happy, right, Yeah, then you'll be complaining again that
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: you want to go somewhere.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I got you, yes, all.
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: Right, all right, Well it's great that guy was.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you told me you didn't like him. You guys
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: did not hit it up. And tomorrow's the joke, so
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: make sure to listen tomorrow. Okay, jokes, that's right. People
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: need to send jokes in. We need to laugh. We
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: must laugh together.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: All right, I go away, thank you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: All right, there is our friend, the one and only,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: the one and only we Man Hippie. So speaking of
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: one of those stars for the Indiana Pacers, it was
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: a shooting clinic, a surgical takedown by aaron Ne Smith,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and this guy made six three point shots in the
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: fourth quarter and he was asked about it, and Nie
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Smith said, the greatest best feeling, he said, probably the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: best feeling in the world when the basketball feels like
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: and in the basket, rather when the basket feels like
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: an ocean.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said on his fourth quarter performance.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: And it did look like it was the ocean.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: He's just throwing it like You're on a boat in
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: the middle of the Pacific and you're just tossing stuff
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: over the side of the boat. Yeah, it was just
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: nothing that said. When I go play ball, that's what
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: it's like usually when I'm shooting. So I kind of
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: know that vibe. Jed who fled is next? Hello Jed
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: in the Sunshine State, back to back.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Belly to belly in Florida, Hello Jed?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: How bad is Germany?
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: Did that guy? Thank God to be back in California.
• 29:55
  Speaker 10: The drug version of the kirch couch and see you
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: one way, just like I'm never gonna do crack.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: It's called a.
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: Booty bump and you wear those out here, dude, like
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: they want to check the boxed off and all the
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: other people you know, do they hang out with and
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: they be leasers men and women finding in fact way
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: that I've never ingested that way, like the Stevo way.
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying is that And what a
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: bunch of lead those man, not not not in the
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: real world, you know, as at the choice sexuality wise,
• 30:23
  Speaker 10: that's okay, w w w w A allegations, man, all
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: I need is racial allegations. And what that guy the
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: the w can't afford to run fans off. Do they
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: not realize that, well, this crazy is over, they're gonna
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: be high paying crickets to come back into the gym.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: Now the most important thing of the night. Those are
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: Charlie's useful And there's no way Charlie's Charlie nor Trumpton's.
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: No one started down. Charlie Downes is a useful, innocent genius. Okay,
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: that's been that's not deniable. That's me not buckling up.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: I'm saying about that. What kind of rolling were you
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: talking about earlier? Was they're like left diskuds rolling, rolling
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: and rolls, Bob from uh was it ye? Roland, Roland,
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: because your sports hears that it's very very it's very important.
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: Which what do you think it was? It was like
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: an Alabama's rollerd eighteen wheeler situation?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you? All right, A great chick.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: I love that song. Roll and rolling rolling?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And do you see we have another frivolous lawsuit
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: in sports second one?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Well was it two weeks ago?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: There was the lawsuit filed because Shader Sanders was not
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: drafted in the first round.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: So some guy from Georgia, by.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: The lawsuit and now a gentleman named Tim from Parker, Colorado,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: has filed a lawsuit against the Colorado Rockies, Yes, suing
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: the team saying he suffered catastrophic permanent injuries. He claims
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: he suffered them when he was hit in the face
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: by a foul ball.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Now here's the thing, though, it's not that he said,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: well that's legit, you know, even though there's a disclaimer
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: on all the tickets and all the digital stuff saying well,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: if you're hit, you know you are responsible for your
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: own protection.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: But ball batted balls and bats going to the crowd.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: He's claiming the design of the stadium in Colorado and
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: the team's record are part of the reason that he
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: is doing this lawsuit. This was filed in Denver this
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: week Denver District Court. The guy claims he couldn't see
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the ball coming towards him because of the elements of
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: the stadium, including the ceiling of.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: The luxury box, the overhang, et cetera.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Claims that it was not physically possible for him to
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: see the foul ball from the seat he was in,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: and he also went on to point out the pathetic
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: play of the team the long standing poor performance on
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: the field has contributed to a game environment and with spectators,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: particularly those in luxury suites, are less engaged with the
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: action on the field.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: There you go, so good luck.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Although that does have a better chance than the shooter Sanders.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: That is a much better chance than the sho shouldar
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Sanders because of the the fact he actually got apparently
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: hit with the foul ball. So let's say hello to
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun. Who's next in Boston? Hello, Mike the Leprechaun,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: Did the package come?
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: I can't believe it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I've not seen Have you seen the mail of ther
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Rain Not?
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: I have not seen it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: No, I have not seen it yet.
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: No, okay, anyway, go check your mailbox. The New York
• 33:41
  Speaker 11: nickame was brilliant last night. I think the Knickerbocker's got
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: a chase of the Rown medicine. And I doubt Marcella
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: will be calling in today bragging.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Well, he will not be calling in and it's not
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: his data call and he's not on the pay.
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: Run because he's Yeah. Anyway, Brunton was celebrating with a
• 33:56
  Speaker 11: fan right before the last two seconds of the regular
• 33:59
  Speaker 11: regular time, so anyway, I have an al jiyatsun too.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You have a wife?
• 34:06
  Speaker 11: Oh, good dying right, good dye, okay, okay, thank you.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Why does he want to be me so bad? I
• 34:14
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• 34:16
  Speaker 1: He's a big fan of yours.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: He appreciates your work when you bring to the show
• 34:19
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• 34:22
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• 34:25
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• 34:27
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• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Lady's Sideburns would.
• 36:07
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• 36:10
  Speaker 5: The worst punishment you received as a child.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I got the belt, that would be the worst.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: I mean taking video games, and we had our Kig
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: video games when I was a kid, But I would say.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: The corporal punishment of the belt. Only got it one time,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: so that would be the worst. What about you of Loraina.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: Yet somewhere between spankings and soap in my mouth?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Were you a bad child? Loraina? Do you have a
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: lot of trouble?
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I was a little sassy one, but
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: I had four older brothers, so we just got in
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: a a lot of trouble.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You know, you're blaming your brothers. They were bad influences
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: on you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you of course would never they caused me to
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: act out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: You were a.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Sweet, innocent and then yes, those evil men, Yes, what
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: about It's a story as old as time ahead.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: There was spankings I ever got, like belt or soap
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: in the mouth. It wasn't necessarily when I was a child,
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: but I was. I was in a lot of trouble
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: when I was in high school and I was not
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: allowed to after prom I had to come right home.
• 37:11
  Speaker 9: I was not allowed to go out with everybody else.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: So that was Ah, that sucked.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: So unfortunate.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Yea.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: The good thing about the belt is if you do
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: it right, you only need to do it one time,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: and then for the rest of the kid's life they're like,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: oh crap.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't want the belt. You know, It's just
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like one time anyway, what is next here? What do
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: we have? If it's ask Ben?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: The same old song and dance, but it sounds different
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: as we snazz it up every week here out.
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: The alien O Piner would like to know which is
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: the alp Which is the better superpower? The ability to
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: fly or invisibility.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: So invisibility would be better if you could monetize.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: It, like if you could.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: The problem is if you go to commit crime, which
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: you should never do, Like, wouldn't people see the stuff
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: that you're taking?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If that's the case, then
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you might as well just fly, Lorena.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: I want to fly all day, Ben, I hate driving.
• 38:04
  Speaker 7: If I could fly everywhere, Oh my goodness.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Some people on the internet they say you do fly
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: every day? What about you, Cooper Loop?
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I would choose flying as well.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, but invisibility you just pop up anywhere. You never
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: have to pay for a ticket. You can go anywhere
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: you want, right, you never have to play. You'd go
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: on a plane. They can't see you. How can they
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: stop you if from.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Going on a plane, So you could kind of fly
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: there anyway, all right.
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: Next, a late night drug tester would like to know
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: if maple syrup isn't available. What fruit syrup do you
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: prefer for pancakes or waffles?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've pretty much just gone maple syrup, so I
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: guess I would.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I would.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I well, well, hold on.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I have had strawberry, which I guess is kind of
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: a thing.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I like strawberry, so I go strawberry. What about you, Loraina?
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: I love when I go to I Hop and they
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: have all the different syrup flavors.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: A little sampler thing.
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'll do a little bit here, a little
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: blueberry on the side, A little regular little strawberry.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: They like that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: I don't even know what butter pecan. Oh my gosh,
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: stop it, Okay, I'll stop.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't had most of those. I've had a strawberry.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I might have had blueberry one time, but I generally
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a traditionalist when it comes to the pancake.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 9: The the butter pecan from ihop is great. The strawberry
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: is pretty good too.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I mean you put enough sugar in there. It's like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: that's all you need. What's next to ask?
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: Ben?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Your questions are answers like a candle.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: In the wind.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Donkey Sausage would like to know.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I donkey a well oiled machine.
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: Like the sausage.
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: How did you spend your time on the toilet before phones, newspapers, books,
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: TVs in the bathroom?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: No TV in the bathroom?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: We had back in the art old days, we had
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: these things called bathroom books that had all these jokes.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like being on your phone,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: but it had.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Like jokes and fun facts and it was like the
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: big bathroom Book.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Of fun facts. I forget what it's called, something like that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: What about you rain?
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: That's that's a funny question.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, no funny answer, Okay, all right, hoop she's gonna
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: be the woman is giving up her a lot of time.
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: I feel like I would like I would grab like
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: shampoo bottles off of like the the bathtub and like
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: read like the ingredients and the like read the whole bottle.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, bottles was fun.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: They also had magazines and things like that. What is
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: next to ask man? Your questions are answers? The hottest
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: drug on the market.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Josh the Bears fan would like to.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Know, Hi, Josh, what a Nebraska?
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: What is your favorite fast food? French fries?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Quickly, quick, right, I don't I like all McDonald's. Obviously.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: The curly fries from RB's are solid. The Sea salt
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: from Windy's is pretty good.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: What about you rain Oop there's also good.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: But McDonald's in and out. I don't know.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: McDonald's out in and out. No, no, in and out
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: your fries blow