Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 017 - Catherine Howard - The Promiscuous Queen
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- 0:38Speaker 2: your dangerous host, Kertie Charlewood, dirtationer.
- 0:42Speaker 1: And reader of books. So we are back. We are back.
- 0:47Speaker 1: We are again bonus episode because we are going to
- 0:51Speaker 1: get through all of these six Tutor Queens before the
- 0:54Speaker 1: end of this month. So if you don't know, and
- 0:57Speaker 1: you're coming into this blind, it is Women's History Month,
- 1:01Speaker 1: and I decided I'm going to discuss all of these
- 1:04Speaker 1: six tuer queens. They're going concert, I don't care. We're
- 1:07Speaker 1: all the six wives of Henry the Eighth. They're all
- 1:09Speaker 1: getting their own episode. So the more I reading to
- 1:12Speaker 1: Catherine Howard and the more I researched, and it just
- 1:15Speaker 1: made me angrier and angrier maybe not maybe angry is
- 1:19Speaker 1: the wrong word. Maybe just like frustrated, because over the
- 1:23Speaker 1: last couple of weeks we've had people trying to gaslight victims.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Women have been kidnapped in murder while walking home. We've
- 1:31Speaker 1: been dealing with racially and fetishe motivated crimes against women,
- 1:38Speaker 1: and it's all been It's been a lot this month.
- 1:42Speaker 1: And I'm like, and here's the thing. I'm single now.
- 1:46Speaker 1: And because that's now, that information is now widely available.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Because my Facebook star has changed, men now think it's
- 1:54Speaker 1: perfectly acceptable to sinry, ancelass it digpics through Facebook. I mean,
- 2:00Speaker 1: I'm not saying that they should send it in other ways.
- 2:01Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, why, like, unless you're sending me
- 2:04Speaker 1: addictic look it up dikdik or a duck peck, which
- 2:07Speaker 1: is literally just a picture of a duck. Like that's
- 2:10Speaker 1: funny right to an extent, It's just weird Facebook. Like
- 2:14Speaker 1: sometimes I alldd people on Facebook because of my previous
- 2:17Speaker 1: job and things like that, and as such, quite a
- 2:20Speaker 1: lot of people know me. But sometimes and it could
- 2:22Speaker 1: be someone who've worked with or something like that, and
- 2:25Speaker 1: I forget people's names all the time, which is really
- 2:28Speaker 1: bad when you talk about history. But and so that
- 2:33Speaker 1: people add me and I'm like, hey, okay, and then
- 2:35Speaker 1: next thing you know, it's what's a good looking women
- 2:38Speaker 1: like you doing single and like this is Facebook. I
- 2:41Speaker 1: can find your mom or your sister or your boss,
- 2:45Speaker 1: like I can find I'm a millennial on the Internet.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I can find these things. And I will retaliate because
- 2:51Speaker 1: I if I don't ask for it, don't send it
- 2:54Speaker 1: to me, Like why anyway? But yeah, I know, I
- 2:58Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, your jibber jabber. In fact me
- 3:01Speaker 1: and I will. So let's get into our sources. So
- 3:05Speaker 1: we have Katherine Howard, Henry the eighth Slandered Queen by
- 3:09Speaker 1: Connor Burne, These Six Wives of Henry the Eighth by
- 3:12Speaker 1: Antonia Fraser, the Six Lives of Henry eight by Alison
- 3:16Speaker 1: Ware and Katherine Howard Henry's Fifth Failure by d Lawrence Young,
- 3:21Speaker 1: and Katherine Howard A tutor Conspiracy by Joanna Denny. So
- 3:25Speaker 1: let's start at the beginning, shall be. Katherine Howard was
- 3:30Speaker 1: born in Lambeth sometime between fifteen eighteen and fifteen twenty four,
- 3:34Speaker 1: although we usually go with fifteen twenty three is the
- 3:38Speaker 1: sort of general consensus. So Catherine is one of Lord
- 3:43Speaker 1: Edmund Howard Joyce Culpeper's six children, and you're thinking six,
- 3:49Speaker 1: that's a lot, Okay, but her mother already had five
- 3:52Speaker 1: children by her first husband, Ralph Lee, which made Katherine
- 3:58Speaker 1: her mother's ten child. Catherine's father was one of twenty children.
- 4:05Speaker 1: This is a family tree that just takes up the
- 4:07Speaker 1: whole page, like this is a book. So Thomas Howard,
- 4:11Speaker 1: the second Duke of Norfolk, and Elizabeth Tilney had ten
- 4:14Speaker 1: children together, but his mother had three children from her
- 4:19Speaker 1: previous marriage to Sir Humphrey Bourgier, and then Thomas Howard
- 4:23Speaker 1: had another seven children with Agnes Tilney, so there's a
- 4:28Speaker 1: lot of Howard's around. It was a good view. And
- 4:33Speaker 1: because they are aristocracy, you'd think they'd be a bit wealthier,
- 4:37Speaker 1: but they're not. Oh yeah. Catherine Howard was actually Anne
- 4:40Speaker 1: Boleyn's cousin Jane Seymour as well. So back in the
- 4:43Speaker 1: sixteenth century, in the fifteen hundreds, it was pretty normal
- 4:47Speaker 1: to go send your child to board with someone else.
- 4:49Speaker 1: They would go raised by another family and be educated
- 4:52Speaker 1: by them. We saw this with Anne Boleyn when she
- 4:55Speaker 1: went to Brussels. It was a normal thing. You send
- 4:57Speaker 1: your child away, they get educated by someone else. This
- 5:00Speaker 1: also builds sort of alliances and friendships, and that being said,
- 5:05Speaker 1: it was more common with children from larger families. So
- 5:08Speaker 1: Catherine's mum she dies and around about the time she's
- 5:11Speaker 1: ten years old, she and a bunch of her other
- 5:14Speaker 1: siblings are sent to live with Agnes Howard, her grandfather's
- 5:18Speaker 1: second wife. So she's the Dowager Duchess of Norfolk, and
- 5:21Speaker 1: usually households were pretty small back in the day, especially
- 5:24Speaker 1: at the time it was the end thing to have
- 5:26Speaker 1: like a small household. But the Dowager Duchess, who was
- 5:29Speaker 1: previously in Katherine of Arrogance household, and she held Anne
- 5:34Speaker 1: Boleyn's train at her private wedding to Henry the eighth,
- 5:39Speaker 1: She very much kept in learn with how things were
- 5:41Speaker 1: back in her day, so it's like more casual, but
- 5:44Speaker 1: the ages of the people there, and she had over
- 5:47Speaker 1: one hundred people underneath all the households she had, because
- 5:49Speaker 1: she had like more than one property anyway, So Catherine
- 5:53Speaker 1: and her cousins they shared the maid's dormitory and it
- 5:57Speaker 1: was very much communal living, so there would be like
- 5:59Speaker 1: two or three to EBITs, which was very normal for
- 6:02Speaker 1: the time, kind of like a boarding school that wasn't
- 6:05Speaker 1: run very well. In the girl's dormitory, girls would often
- 6:10Speaker 1: bring their sweethearts back. So Catherine Howard, she was bubbly
- 6:16Speaker 1: and excitable and giggly. She would be what we would
- 6:20Speaker 1: normally expect a teenager to be. A teenage girl, especially
- 6:25Speaker 1: she was easily distracted, and she would make jokes, and
- 6:29Speaker 1: she loved animals. Under the tutelage of the Dowager Duchess,
- 6:33Speaker 1: who wasn't super into the higher education of women, and
- 6:38Speaker 1: in fairness, Catherine, as far as we know, wasn't really
- 6:42Speaker 1: into that kind of thing anyway. She wasn't really into academics.
- 6:45Speaker 1: But Catherine got effectively a Christian upbringing, which would make
- 6:48Speaker 1: her a good wife for someone who was effectively worthy
- 6:53Speaker 1: of marrying into the Howard family. So she learned social graces,
- 6:58Speaker 1: the basics of household management, obedience, and good manners. Another
- 7:03Speaker 1: thing she also learned was music. Like at the time,
- 7:07Speaker 1: being able to entertain was very very popular, and Henry
- 7:11Speaker 1: eight in his court, they very much promoted musical skill,
- 7:15Speaker 1: as we said in last week's episode, like learning of
- 7:18Speaker 1: musical instruments was very much a done thing, which leads
- 7:22Speaker 1: us to ours Hall number one Henry Mannix. So he
- 7:27Speaker 1: is the music teacher employed by the Dewager Duchess to
- 7:30Speaker 1: teach the young ladies well music to be blunt, so
- 7:35Speaker 1: she was supposed to learn the virginals, which is kind
- 7:38Speaker 1: of like a keyboard instrument, like a piano thing. And
- 7:43Speaker 1: so Catherine and Mannix, they always stated that their relationship
- 7:47Speaker 1: was never consummated. And she's still you got to think
- 7:50Speaker 1: at this point, she's still in her early early teens
- 7:53Speaker 1: at least like and I mean early teens Mannix. But
- 7:58Speaker 1: Mannix is believed to have known the secret parts of
- 8:03Speaker 1: Catherine's body. So both Katherine and Mannix, they basically state
- 8:06Speaker 1: that they had They did have sexual contact, they just
- 8:10Speaker 1: didn't consummate the relationship. She didn't lose her virginity, so
- 8:14Speaker 1: Mannix was pressuring her to lose her virginity and it
- 8:20Speaker 1: made her uncomfortable and she didn't want to go that far,
- 8:25Speaker 1: but she felt pressured to let him, and she was
- 8:30Speaker 1: mad that he would gossip with the servants about what
- 8:34Speaker 1: had gone on between the two of them, and as such,
- 8:38Speaker 1: groomed her. And let's just hit the nail on the head.
- 8:40Speaker 1: This is grooming, Like, we can't deny that he was
- 8:43Speaker 1: grooming her to allow his sexual advances and to discuss
- 8:49Speaker 1: Catherine herself states that due to his well persistence or
- 8:54Speaker 1: whatever it was, she felt that she had to let
- 8:57Speaker 1: him see in touch the secret parts of her body.
- 9:01Speaker 1: So at one point the dowarder Duchess catches them together.
- 9:05Speaker 1: The best information I could get was that it was
- 9:08Speaker 1: an embrace, but that could have been the more politically
- 9:12Speaker 1: correct term. So the Duchess basically orders that they are
- 9:15Speaker 1: never to be left alone. It wasn't the relationship itself
- 9:19Speaker 1: that she was bothered by. As far as she was concerned,
- 9:23Speaker 1: it wasn't acceptable for a Howard to marry a lowly
- 9:29Speaker 1: music teacher, because in general, the dowarder Duchess would just
- 9:33Speaker 1: turn a blind eye when the girls under her care
- 9:37Speaker 1: would experiment until until they married someone more suitable to
- 9:44Speaker 1: their station, being a Howard and all. So the relationship
- 9:48Speaker 1: with Mannix basically gets cut off when the doward of
- 9:50Speaker 1: Duchess she loves her household and moves it away from Chest,
- 9:54Speaker 1: away from Chessworth House and to Lambeth. The Duchess she
- 9:58Speaker 1: rarely goes to court where our townhouse in Lambeth it is.
- 10:03Speaker 1: It's kind of like a mini court in itself, because
- 10:05Speaker 1: she was always getting visitors, which leads us to asshole
- 10:08Speaker 1: number two, Francis Durham. Francis, fun fact, was like a
- 10:14Speaker 1: distant cousin of the Howards, and he was a member
- 10:18Speaker 1: of the Duke of Norfolk's household. So this is the
- 10:21Speaker 1: third Duke of Norfolk. The Duke was Catherine's uncle, and
- 10:25Speaker 1: Durham quite enjoyed Catherine. Durham was actually, by all accounts,
- 10:30Speaker 1: was quite handsome. Some would go as far as to
- 10:34Speaker 1: call him dashing, and as far as his prospects were concerned,
- 10:40Speaker 1: he was definitely more befitting of a Howard. Some would
- 10:45Speaker 1: even say it's a good match. So Francis becomes a
- 10:49Speaker 1: secretary in her grandmother's household been about fifteen thirty seven
- 10:54Speaker 1: and fifteen thirty nine, meaning that this young girl in
- 10:57Speaker 1: her early teens becomes sexually exploited by another man. And
- 11:03Speaker 1: this is the second time that a man in a
- 11:05Speaker 1: power of authority used his position in her household to
- 11:09Speaker 1: take advantage of her. And we think of how she
- 11:12Speaker 1: was raised, Like in the dormitory, girls would often bring
- 11:15Speaker 1: men back, and she was very aware of the liaisons
- 11:18Speaker 1: that were happening around her, and it was very normal,
- 11:22Speaker 1: it was normalized, and she had already been groomed via mannex,
- 11:26Speaker 1: so when this comes along, she didn't really have a
- 11:29Speaker 1: choice because we were talking about a child here. She's
- 11:33Speaker 1: in her early teens, you know, she's still like, what
- 11:37Speaker 1: fifteen or something, And it is so easy to talk
- 11:41Speaker 1: about how she had an easy charm and such good
- 11:46Speaker 1: nature and how lovely she was. But we're talking about
- 11:50Speaker 1: a girl from like age eleven or twelve, had older
- 11:54Speaker 1: men coming into her bedroom. How could she have had
- 11:57Speaker 1: a say in that? So Francis drem So Francis Deremy
- 12:01Speaker 1: pursues her and they allegedly become lovers. They do admit
- 12:06Speaker 1: to some kind of relationship later on, and they refer
- 12:10Speaker 1: to each other as husband and wife, and he treated
- 12:13Speaker 1: her as a wife, like he entrusted her with his
- 12:15Speaker 1: money when he was away, and and all these kind
- 12:19Speaker 1: of wifely duties. But their relationship ends when Mannix informs
- 12:25Speaker 1: the dowager Duchess, So the Duke of Norfolk decides to
- 12:30Speaker 1: dangle a second niece in front of Henry the eighth.
- 12:34Speaker 1: So Catherine becomes a maid of honor for Anne of Cleaves,
- 12:38Speaker 1: and while she's at court, she gets to know a
- 12:41Speaker 1: cousin Thomas Culpepper, who is a gentleman of the King's
- 12:45Speaker 1: privy Chamber, which is like a super big deal, like
- 12:47Speaker 1: he runs the King's low it's a big it's a
- 12:49Speaker 1: big deal. So Catherine and Thomas were getting along anyway,
- 12:53Speaker 1: and so there was rumblings about Thomas and Catherine getting
- 12:57Speaker 1: married because that would be a very very good match
- 13:00Speaker 1: for her, because their positions were quite well aligned. So
- 13:04Speaker 1: Catherine becoming a lady in waiting was absolutely the Duke's idea.
- 13:08Speaker 1: He wanted her there because he wanted her to catch
- 13:11Speaker 1: the King's eye. He knew of the King's disapproval of
- 13:15Speaker 1: the marriage in general, because he wanted to pict his
- 13:17Speaker 1: own bride anyway that this would be, and with her
- 13:20Speaker 1: being so young, he was like, either way, she's got
- 13:23Speaker 1: time to catch his eye. So the more King Henry
- 13:26Speaker 1: was interested in Catherine, the greater the influence of the
- 13:30Speaker 1: House of Norfolk. What a surprise. So Henry is old
- 13:35Speaker 1: and losing all of the power and the manliness which
- 13:39Speaker 1: he feels that he should have as a king because
- 13:43Speaker 1: he's a fucking narcissist, and he sees this young, bobbily
- 13:50Speaker 1: excitable like the epitome of youth. He is captivated by
- 13:55Speaker 1: it because she represents so much that he has lost.
- 13:59Speaker 1: And Catherine is placed in front of the King in
- 14:01Speaker 1: so many instances to grab his attention because he's like
- 14:05Speaker 1: fifty at this point and she has, you know, a teenager.
- 14:09Speaker 1: So within months of her arriving at court, he does
- 14:14Speaker 1: what he does with everybody. He's playing the courtly game
- 14:17Speaker 1: of love, but he's he has less patience now, so
- 14:20Speaker 1: he's skipping through like lots of the steps and he's
- 14:23Speaker 1: just constantly sending her gifts and jeweled an expensive cloth.
- 14:27Speaker 1: After the marriage to Anne of Cleves is annulled three
- 14:30Speaker 1: weeks later, the very day he sends Thomas Cronwell to
- 14:36Speaker 1: be executed is the day he marries Catherine Howard the
- 14:40Speaker 1: twenty eighth of July fifteen forty at Oatland's Perilous in Surrey.
- 14:45Speaker 1: So the King and Catherine they have an extended honeymoon.
- 14:51Speaker 1: The Howards, they think this will be great for them
- 14:53Speaker 1: because there's a lot of them. They are definitely what's
- 14:56Speaker 1: the word fertile, There's a lot of Howard's. So if
- 15:00Speaker 1: Katherine can provide a spare air, it gives their family power.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Henry himself. He is suffering from bouts of impotence, and
- 15:10Speaker 1: he's got the ulcerated wound in his leg which is
- 15:14Speaker 1: just making it difficult for him to move. He's a
- 15:16Speaker 1: big guy, I mean, he was nearly twice the age
- 15:20Speaker 1: of Catherine and he was fairly immobile. Ah, So Catherine
- 15:26Speaker 1: is pushed into this position where one she has to
- 15:30Speaker 1: absolutely pretend that she knows nothing about sex nothing, and
- 15:35Speaker 1: she a teenage girl, has to deal with Henry's tyrannical
- 15:39Speaker 1: nature and his mood swings. And she also has to
- 15:42Speaker 1: try and be a stepmother, except she's younger than Mary Tudor,
- 15:47Speaker 1: and she tries to have some sort of relationship with Mary,
- 15:50Speaker 1: but Mary's like, m no, you're a child. This is weird.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And because she feels like Mary isn't showing her any respect,
- 16:00Speaker 1: she tries to remove two of her attendants, but it
- 16:03Speaker 1: does get to the point where the two of them
- 16:05Speaker 1: they at least treat each other cordially. Like there, but
- 16:11Speaker 1: she really enjoyed Princess Elizabeth, and they were supposed to
- 16:15Speaker 1: have gotten really well when they were together. She quite
- 16:18Speaker 1: liked being with you, the seven year old Elizabeth. So
- 16:22Speaker 1: while she's at court, she employs girls she'd known at
- 16:26Speaker 1: Lambeth to serve her to be part of her household,
- 16:29Speaker 1: which you could say is mistake number one, but maybe
- 16:32Speaker 1: she felt safety in numbers. And then she offers the
- 16:36Speaker 1: position of private secretary and usher to her chamber to
- 16:39Speaker 1: Francis Durham and all of the Howards there. Opens keep
- 16:42Speaker 1: this secret, and it's more likely that she offers the
- 16:46Speaker 1: position to him to keep him quiet. Many think that
- 16:50Speaker 1: he blackmailed her into getting the position. When Catherine and
- 16:54Speaker 1: Henry were married for about six months, about six months
- 16:57Speaker 1: into the marriage, she would send Thomas culpit gifts and
- 17:00Speaker 1: she'd meet him in private. Well I say it in private,
- 17:04Speaker 1: Lady Rochford was there, like she was there. So Catherine
- 17:08Speaker 1: is a girl who has an impotent husband and who
- 17:11Speaker 1: has been brought up to believe that sex and sexual
- 17:17Speaker 1: acts is how one shows affection to one another, like
- 17:21Speaker 1: that's what you do. And there was the man that
- 17:24Speaker 1: she initially wanted to marry, Thomas Culpeper, And so throughout
- 17:28Speaker 1: their marriage, Catherine, it seems, was playing the courtly game
- 17:34Speaker 1: of love with Thomas Culpepper. They never consummated any kind
- 17:39Speaker 1: of relationship. They didn't even see each other naked. There
- 17:42Speaker 1: was no sexual act there, but Catherine gave him gifts
- 17:47Speaker 1: and they would meet in private, which was all arranged
- 17:50Speaker 1: by Lady Rochford, who was Jane Berlin, who is the
- 17:53Speaker 1: same person who gave testimony against her husband George Berlin. Yeah,
- 17:59Speaker 1: exactly that resulted in him losing his head. So all
- 18:02Speaker 1: in all, Catherine seems to be managing to be like
- 18:05Speaker 1: out with this in public. When she's seen, she's perceived
- 18:09Speaker 1: as being a good queen, like you know, and good manners, polite,
- 18:14Speaker 1: she's obedient to the king. So in summer fifteen Party one,
- 18:17Speaker 1: the court embarks on a royal progress to the North
- 18:20Speaker 1: Country and while they're all the way, John la Sells
- 18:23Speaker 1: he goes to visit his sister Mary. He's a courtier
- 18:26Speaker 1: by the way, and he was like, hey, maybe you
- 18:28Speaker 1: should apply to be, you know, part of the Queen's household,
- 18:31Speaker 1: and she's like, oh no. She used to work for
- 18:34Speaker 1: the Dowager Duchess and she was aware of everything that happened,
- 18:38Speaker 1: and being a gospy bitch, decided to go. She was
- 18:41Speaker 1: doing sexy time stuff with Mannix and six of term
- 18:44Speaker 1: stuff with Durham, and she blames Catherine for this. She's like,
- 18:48Speaker 1: it's her fault that they, you know, abused her, because
- 18:52Speaker 1: it's fucking child abuse, Like it's child abus. I don't
- 18:56Speaker 1: go a fuck, it's chili abuse. Fuck you. So she
- 18:58Speaker 1: tells her brother that Mannix boasted that he knew Catherine's
- 19:02Speaker 1: privates from all others. Darream was so familiar with Catherine
- 19:08Speaker 1: before her marriage to the king that he shagged her
- 19:12Speaker 1: over one hundred times. And the Selles is like, I
- 19:15Speaker 1: must tell everyone because other because like keeping silent and
- 19:18Speaker 1: then someone finding out about it, he could be charged
- 19:20Speaker 1: for treason. He tells Archbishop Crammer, and then Crammer Crammer
- 19:25Speaker 1: wrote everything down in a letter and left it at
- 19:27Speaker 1: the King's pew and his chapels. So on the first
- 19:30Speaker 1: November fifteen forty one, the King Henry gets this letter
- 19:34Speaker 1: describing all the allegations against Catherine, and he is pissed,
- 19:38Speaker 1: but he has no choice but to investigate them all.
- 19:40Speaker 1: So the fact that Catherine wasn't pure, so everybody gets yeah.
- 19:46Speaker 1: So basically Mannix gets tortured, Durham gets tortured, and they
- 19:51Speaker 1: both like confess everything, and Durham then confesses and then
- 19:55Speaker 1: dream mentions culpeper, who then gets tortured as well.
- 19:58Speaker 3: So the king is mad because he expects his queen
- 20:02Speaker 3: to be pure when she comes in, and which is
- 20:05Speaker 3: bad enough, because he wants this you know, particular thing.
- 20:08Speaker 1: But according to canon law, because Durham and and Catheryn
- 20:14Speaker 1: had sex and then they call it to their husband
- 20:17Speaker 1: and wife, it could be see under canon law this
- 20:20Speaker 1: could be seen as a marriage, you know. But this
- 20:23Speaker 1: would have given Henry the opportunity to annul the marriage
- 20:26Speaker 1: to Catherine. Yeah, this is a rangeful, angry man whose
- 20:30Speaker 1: lack of virility makes him an even worse piece of shit.
- 20:33Speaker 1: Because if Catherine was already married to Durham, then his
- 20:36Speaker 1: marriage to her would be invalid. And because Durham was
- 20:39Speaker 1: then employed by Catherine and then had access to her chamber,
- 20:43Speaker 1: you know, it was seen that maybe this was their
- 20:45Speaker 1: attempt to continue on this relationship, even though Catherine denies
- 20:49Speaker 1: that there was any contract of marriage because she didn't
- 20:52Speaker 1: want to have sex with him, she didn't consent to it.
- 20:56Speaker 1: She basically tells the king her husband, I was raped,
- 20:59Speaker 1: how could I agreed? And so Willderm is being tortured.
- 21:02Speaker 1: He's like probably an attempt to save his skin. To
- 21:04Speaker 1: be honest, blurts out that the reason that they didn't
- 21:07Speaker 1: continue our relationship was because because she had started a
- 21:11Speaker 1: new relationship with Thomas Culpepper. So Culpepper, if he had
- 21:15Speaker 1: just he hadn't been such a fucking idiot, he might
- 21:17Speaker 1: have saved her from the shopping block and himself perhaps,
- 21:21Speaker 1: But he blames Catherine and Lady Rochford, and that, you know,
- 21:26Speaker 1: like Rochford provoked him to love the Queen, and I
- 21:30Speaker 1: know he talks about the gifts and how he met
- 21:32Speaker 1: Catherine in private under the watchful eye of Lady Rochford.
- 21:35Speaker 1: And it's really obvious to everybody that they did not
- 21:38Speaker 1: consummate their relationship, that it didn't go past words, it
- 21:42Speaker 1: didn't get that far. But the Neil and has fucking
- 21:45Speaker 1: coffin was that he intended to do ill will towards
- 21:50Speaker 1: the Queen. He intended like he had the intention of
- 21:55Speaker 1: fucking her, and that those feelings were reciprocated, which then
- 22:00Speaker 1: brings them under the umbrella of the fifteen thirty four
- 22:03Speaker 1: Trees in Act. So it doesn't matter if Catherine and
- 22:06Speaker 1: Culpepper never actually boinked the fact that they both intended
- 22:11Speaker 1: to meant that there was an intention to muddy the
- 22:14Speaker 1: line of succession. Everyone who lived in the Duchess's household,
- 22:18Speaker 1: the dower of Duchess of Norfolk, they get all anyone
- 22:21Speaker 1: who had lived with her, They basically all get and
- 22:24Speaker 1: they're interrogated about Catherine's past and all of their stories
- 22:28Speaker 1: basically aligned with one another. And then Larry Jane Rochford,
- 22:31Speaker 1: she is basically telling everybody what they want to hear.
- 22:33Speaker 1: She's like, oh, they were totally at it, yep, absolutely,
- 22:36Speaker 1: But in the end it doesn't even matter because Catherine's
- 22:39Speaker 1: fate is now sealed because with this Treason's Act, it
- 22:43Speaker 1: allows Henry to condemned her for presumptive treason because she
- 22:48Speaker 1: intended to commit adultery. In November fifteen forty one, at
- 22:52Speaker 1: Hampton Court Palace, Catherine Howard is arrested, but she breaks
- 22:56Speaker 1: from the guards and she fucking legs it. She's like,
- 22:58Speaker 1: fuck that for a game of soldier. She is holding
- 23:01Speaker 1: it into the corner. She's trying to get to the
- 23:03Speaker 1: private Chapel Royal because Henry's at mass, and she is
- 23:06Speaker 1: screaming to the King for mercy, but he doesn't respond.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Derham and Culpeper. They are tried and condemned to death.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Durham is hung, drawn and quartered, and Culpeper is beheaded,
- 23:20Speaker 1: and both of their heads go on display on pikes
- 23:24Speaker 1: at London Bridge. Catherine is removed to Sion House with
- 23:28Speaker 1: a small staff. Catherine doesn't actually face a trial. She
- 23:31Speaker 1: gets condemned to death by an act of attainder signed
- 23:35Speaker 1: by her own husband's hand. And she was innocent of
- 23:39Speaker 1: any actual crime. But Henry the eight could have easily
- 23:43Speaker 1: and all the marriage going. Oh well, technically she was
- 23:45Speaker 1: already married to Durham, blah blah blah, he could have
- 23:48Speaker 1: done that. Instead, he chooses to execute her because he's
- 23:53Speaker 1: mad that she wasn't in a pure and honest condition
- 23:57Speaker 1: when he married her. And so the night before her execution,
- 24:00Speaker 1: Catherine keeps practicing laying her head down on a block.
- 24:05Speaker 1: She wants to make sure that she's doing it correctly.
- 24:08Speaker 1: And at nine am on Monday, the thirteenth of February
- 24:11Speaker 1: and fifteen forty two, at the Terror of London, Catherine Howard,
- 24:15Speaker 1: fifth wife of Henry eighth, is beheaded. She was somewhere
- 24:18Speaker 1: between seventeen and nineteen years old, and she'd only been
- 24:21Speaker 1: married to Henry eighth for about eighteen months. Katherine Howard
- 24:25Speaker 1: a legend effectively that her last words are, I die
- 24:29Speaker 1: a queen, but I would rather have died the wife
- 24:31Speaker 1: of Culpepper. But no. What she does say is she
- 24:34Speaker 1: asks forgiveness for her sins and says that she deserved
- 24:38Speaker 1: to die a thousand deaths for betraying the king who
- 24:40Speaker 1: had treated her so graciously. And you know it's generally
- 24:43Speaker 1: the whole I will try and be nice and lady Rochford.
- 24:47Speaker 1: She's executed immediatelyy rare after on Tower Green, and both
- 24:52Speaker 1: bodies are buried in an unmarked grave in the nearby
- 24:54Speaker 1: chapel of Saint Peter Adventula, where Anne and George Berlin
- 24:58Speaker 1: are also buried. Oh ends the story of Catherine Howard,
- 25:02Speaker 1: fifth wife of Henry the eighth. So what do we
- 25:05Speaker 1: learn today? We learned that in suiter times child abuse
- 25:09Speaker 1: was absolutely fine, and that grimming someone and abusing them
- 25:14Speaker 1: forcing them into a position is completely okay those times,
- 25:19Speaker 1: and that apparently not much has fucking changed. What is this?
- 25:23Speaker 1: Never trust your ex boyfriends that Katherine Howard is so
- 25:26Speaker 1: much more than the slutty one always portrayed this empty
- 25:31Speaker 1: headed bimbo and that she is, you know, and it's
- 25:36Speaker 1: and the blame is quite usually placed on her in
- 25:38Speaker 1: a lot of ways when it's she is reacting normally
- 25:42Speaker 1: to the situation that she has constantly been put in,
- 25:44Speaker 1: and it fucking bugs me. If you like today's episode,
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- 26:37Speaker 1: all the other kind of stuff, and yeah, I just
- 26:40Speaker 1: want to thank everybody for listening. Welcome and I hope
- 26:44Speaker 1: you have a great time. And in personal news, I'm
- 26:48Speaker 1: actually pretty excited because I have been saving for months months.
- 26:54Speaker 1: I tell you to get this play area for my kids.
- 26:58Speaker 1: It's like a little Wendy house, but it's on stilts
- 27:00Speaker 1: and it's got like a rock climbing bit and a
- 27:02Speaker 1: swing and and like a little slide, and I am
- 27:06Speaker 1: just so excited. I'm so happy that my kids are
- 27:10Speaker 1: going to have this to play with and because like
- 27:12Speaker 1: we can't go anywhere or do anything, and I'm finally
- 27:15Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll be honest with you, I always wanted
- 27:17Speaker 1: like a tree house or like my own den, and
- 27:21Speaker 1: then my kids have it. As I'm living vicariously through that,
- 27:24Speaker 1: but like this, this took so much saving since I
- 27:27Speaker 1: moved back home, and I am so excited, so excited
- 27:32Speaker 1: for them, and I so bad that I just can't
- 27:34Speaker 1: wait to see the look on their faces. So yeah,
- 27:36Speaker 1: because I'm picking them up from their dads tomorrow. They
- 27:39Speaker 1: were there a little longer this time because I'm my
- 27:42Speaker 1: week girl. She wasn't feeling well. But yeah, they're going
- 27:44Speaker 1: to be coming home tomorrow and they're going to see
- 27:48Speaker 1: They're going to see, they're going to see their new thing,
- 27:50Speaker 1: and I'm so excited. The first time in a long time,
- 27:53Speaker 1: I've been able to do anything for my kids, And
- 27:56Speaker 1: with everything going on in the move and them having
- 28:00Speaker 1: to deal with loving in two separate houses, it's been
- 28:04Speaker 1: it's been a lot on them, and I'm just happy
- 28:07Speaker 1: to give them something that's theirs, specifically that they have
- 28:11Speaker 1: for themselves, and I think it's just going to be really,
- 28:14Speaker 1: really great. I'm super excited for this whole thing. I'm
- 28:16Speaker 1: just I'm just I'm just really fucking excited. And on
- 28:19Speaker 1: that note, that is my good news. And if you've
- 28:23Speaker 1: get anything that you want to share, actually, if there's
- 28:26Speaker 1: anything you want to share, you get any good news
- 28:28Speaker 1: or anything that's just making you feel a little bit
- 28:30Speaker 1: better in this pandemic, eight times you let me know,
- 28:34Speaker 1: I'd love to hear it. And with that, I am
- 28:36Speaker 1: gonna say adios au revoir of Where Is My Friends? Goodbye,