Latest / Untraditionally Lala / BONUS: Happy Birthday, Lala Kent!
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, welcome back to give them La La Podcast
- 0:09Speaker 1: Bonus episode Bonus person.
- 0:12Speaker 2: With a bonus mommy bonus guest, Thank you.
- 0:16Speaker 3: Mommy.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Mom's is alive and well and ready to talk about
- 0:21Speaker 1: birthday moment.
- 0:24Speaker 4: Can we take this moment to say this.
- 0:26Speaker 2: This episode is airing on September second, which is last birthday,
- 0:32Speaker 2: and possibly we'll know once this airs Babyes's birthday.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I just thought we decided to do
- 0:39Speaker 1: a birthday episode.
- 0:40Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, random, but whatever, you just have
- 0:43Speaker 5: one coming up.
- 0:45Speaker 4: Copy birthday?
- 0:46Speaker 5: Birthday to me?
- 0:48Speaker 2: How are you feeling at thirty three the Lord's age.
- 0:51Speaker 5: The Lord's Age?
- 0:54Speaker 1: I feel excellent, I feel empowered, I feel pregnant.
- 0:57Speaker 5: And when this airs, like you said, Jess.
- 0:59Speaker 1: It's gonna be a birthday, a birth moment for many
- 1:04Speaker 1: different reasons. I'll be turning thirty four, thrilled to know
- 1:09Speaker 1: that I'm gonna make it hopefully.
- 1:12Speaker 4: Wait, I thought you were turning thirty three. Am I
- 1:13Speaker 4: losing my mind?
- 1:14Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:14Speaker 5: I'm thirty three.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Night before I thought you meant, how is my year
- 1:18Speaker 1: the Age of Jesus been, the whole year of Jesus age?
- 1:21Speaker 5: I thought i'd rate.
- 1:22Speaker 4: The same age for like quite some time.
- 1:24Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:24Speaker 1: No, I'll be thirty four okay, And like you said,
- 1:28Speaker 1: I could also be welcoming babys like today maybe who knows.
- 1:34Speaker 4: Wow, that's what.
- 1:35Speaker 3: If you share a birthday with your child.
- 1:37Speaker 1: That'd be very exciting. That's actually what I'm hoping for.
- 1:40Speaker 3: You never have a bad one.
- 1:41Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's just like your birthday's on Valentine's Day,
- 1:44Speaker 6: and it's it's not that your.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Birthday, I know.
- 1:47Speaker 7: But I will say even if s has a like
- 1:50Speaker 7: the birthday the same day as her.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Mom, you feel I won't lie.
- 1:54Speaker 7: I always felt bad having my birthday because I was like,
- 1:56Speaker 7: I'm taking away like a night that you and day.
- 1:58Speaker 3: I didn't know you say that, but you do. You
- 2:01Speaker 3: just have that feeling of like, well, I guess.
- 2:04Speaker 6: Every day there is Valentine's Day for me and my.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Heavy Oh that's cute.
- 2:12Speaker 4: I love that.
- 2:14Speaker 6: No, you can celebrate Valentine's anytime Easton it was your birthday, well,
- 2:18Speaker 6: thank you.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Like Valentine's Day is one of the corny I hate
- 2:22Speaker 1: Valentine's Its like no offense to anyone who celebrates it,
- 2:26Speaker 1: but like youick ick yeah, people who like.
- 2:33Speaker 5: Rest up and go out. You know, it's a day
- 2:35Speaker 5: of love.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Like I think the people who are like, I'm just
- 2:38Speaker 1: gonna sit at home with my man and have like
- 2:41Speaker 1: good sex and like enjoy myself. It's the people who
- 2:43Speaker 1: are like, we got dinner reservations at some restaurant that's
- 2:47Speaker 1: going to charge you way too much. They're gonna force
- 2:49Speaker 1: you to have the six course meal for three hundred
- 2:51Speaker 1: dollars a person.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Ridiculous what to be like? I love you, No, Kyle
- 2:56Speaker 2: and I used to always do homemade pizza at home
- 2:58Speaker 2: movies and it was the best.
- 3:00Speaker 5: That is so cute.
- 3:02Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is a day of love. And I think
- 3:04Speaker 1: if you're going to go out to dinner, you should
- 3:06Speaker 1: put a cute dinner together for all the people that
- 3:09Speaker 1: you love. Ours was for t T because he was
- 3:11Speaker 1: our Valentine baby. But that's how I think Valentine's Day.
- 3:16Speaker 6: Well, and you are to fight the crowds.
- 3:20Speaker 1: And it's the whole like the whole red roses thing, vomit.
- 3:27Speaker 4: I hate red roses with white baby's breath.
- 3:30Speaker 5: Don't ever, don't ever.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Such a bit?
- 3:35Speaker 6: Why such a bad.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Anyway, Now that we've valentine Ship everyone are We're not scarred.
- 3:45Speaker 5: I thought it was stupid even when I had to
- 3:47Speaker 5: do it, honestly.
- 3:49Speaker 1: So we're talking about memorable birthday moments today, mom, positive
- 3:54Speaker 1: or negative? Positive or negative. I'm going to share a
- 3:58Speaker 1: negative and a positive one.
- 3:59Speaker 5: Well first I like.
- 4:00Speaker 1: To go in on a low note and then hit
- 4:02Speaker 1: the high note like Celine.
- 4:04Speaker 5: You'll remember, yes, I'm sure I will.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I had friends over on my birthday and my mom
- 4:11Speaker 1: was giving me gifts and I was a spoiled little
- 4:17Speaker 1: bach at this time, a little.
- 4:20Speaker 6: Sea you next Tuesday, that group, it was that yeah age,
- 4:26Speaker 6: the whole age.
- 4:27Speaker 5: The group.
- 4:28Speaker 1: I just I was in just like a weird phase.
- 4:32Speaker 1: But I don't feel like it lasted long. It feels
- 4:34Speaker 1: like it was like very quick because Mama checked me obviously,
- 4:37Speaker 1: and I just remember I was opening gifts and then
- 4:41Speaker 1: I opened a gift that I believe was like a
- 4:44Speaker 1: hot tool or something, and I.
- 4:46Speaker 6: They weren't up to your expectations, the gifts, yes, from
- 4:50Speaker 6: your mom, Yeah, but they would have been.
- 4:53Speaker 5: I think I was just kind of a dick.
- 4:55Speaker 1: I was hanging out with people that were making me
- 4:57Speaker 1: not myself, and I remember her, my mom's feeling so
- 5:01Speaker 1: badly that she went to her best friend's house and
- 5:03Speaker 1: I couldn't get a hold of her, and it was
- 5:04Speaker 1: the worst birthday of my entire life. And honestly, I
- 5:07Speaker 1: couldn't even look at my friends after that because I
- 5:10Speaker 1: remember just looking at them being like, you guys bring
- 5:13Speaker 1: out a sight like I made my mom cry today.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Why do you remember what you were? You just like,
- 5:18Speaker 4: I don't like this.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was like an asshole. I don't
- 5:21Speaker 1: even remember exactly what I said. Maybe my mom does.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Let's not venture into its already getting me.
- 5:27Speaker 3: I would like to stuck her.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Shut up, but I couldn't. I wasn't friends with them
- 5:32Speaker 1: after that.
- 5:33Speaker 5: Do you remember?
- 5:34Speaker 6: Yeah? I do remember.
- 5:35Speaker 1: I was like, there's I'm not going to surround myself
- 5:37Speaker 1: with people who like make me want to be a.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Person who makes my mom cry.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the beast birthday ever.
- 5:43Speaker 1: The best birthdays I can ever remember, though, are the
- 5:47Speaker 1: ones that we would have at my aunt's house with
- 5:50Speaker 1: that backyard that was so sick.
- 5:51Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
- 5:52Speaker 1: They were swimming pool parties and she had like this
- 5:55Speaker 1: massive pool, full basketball court, ampoline. She let us like
- 6:01Speaker 1: kids Paradise, Kids Paradise, and my Mom always gave the
- 6:06Speaker 1: best goodie bags, like the party favors to go home.
- 6:09Speaker 1: All the kids were always like shook it when they
- 6:11Speaker 1: got their party bag. And I remember this one birthday,
- 6:15Speaker 1: I got a pink ceed case that said Spice on
- 6:20Speaker 1: the bottom with all the Spice Girls albums inside and
- 6:26Speaker 1: Scary Spice Barbie. I had a Goodbies.
- 6:30Speaker 6: We still have those?
- 6:32Speaker 2: Did the Scary Spice Barbie have the cheetah and the
- 6:37Speaker 2: sick boots that that spiraled up the legs?
- 6:41Speaker 6: So cool?
- 6:41Speaker 1: So that's what my most memorable birthday.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Well, I can't.
- 6:45Speaker 1: I have to google like when that those barbies came out,
- 6:48Speaker 1: but I do remember those that being my gift. But
- 6:51Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is the best birthday ever.
- 6:55Speaker 6: You love Spice Girls. You had a Spice Girls watch,
- 6:57Speaker 6: You had all the stuff that.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I got fred Meyer because I did my chores.
- 7:02Speaker 5: That's like the right gift.
- 7:04Speaker 6: Yep.
- 7:05Speaker 5: Did you who wasn't a fan of the Spice Girls?
- 7:08Speaker 4: I mean that was like our time. Those were our girls.
- 7:11Speaker 5: Those were our girls, Babe?
- 7:12Speaker 4: Did you watch the movies?
- 7:13Speaker 5: Are you crazy? I wasn't alive when she was like
- 7:17Speaker 5: I never know what to wear.
- 7:19Speaker 1: She's like, I know why don't you wear the little
- 7:23Speaker 1: gootchy dress and pashtuns around?
- 7:25Speaker 5: She goes, that's a good idea.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Likes them and I was like, oh, she's so cool.
- 7:30Speaker 1: And they always had those chupa choe suckers or baby
- 7:33Speaker 1: Spice did.
- 7:33Speaker 4: Yep, baby Spice?
- 7:35Speaker 2: And I always was baby Spice when my friends, who
- 7:37Speaker 2: were you?
- 7:38Speaker 5: When my look like baby Spice right now?
- 7:40Speaker 6: Thank you?
- 7:40Speaker 2: When my friends and I would play Spice girls, I
- 7:42Speaker 2: was always baby Spice no matter what put in the pigtails.
- 7:45Speaker 3: Did she wear those sleek red.
- 7:47Speaker 4: No, that was Ginger?
- 7:48Speaker 6: Who are you?
- 7:49Speaker 4: I feel like you were Ginger.
- 7:50Speaker 1: I loved Ginger, but me and my best friend would
- 7:53Speaker 1: always fight over Ginger, so I always ended up as
- 7:57Speaker 1: I loved Scary Spice too.
- 7:58Speaker 5: Harry was good, Scary was good.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Now I would consider myself more of a sporty Spice.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Yeah you know, I love it rack suit and some
- 8:08Speaker 1: Nike Yes.
- 8:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 8:10Speaker 1: No one ever wanted to be her, And now that
- 8:12Speaker 1: I'm grown with kids, I'm like, why the fuck wouldn't
- 8:14Speaker 1: you want to be forty?
- 8:15Speaker 4: She was the best. She was the best, always comfy, cozy.
- 8:18Speaker 4: Did you start the time?
- 8:19Speaker 1: And I liked her gold tooth. Do you remember she
- 8:22Speaker 1: had a gold tooth? You know my boyfriend in high
- 8:25Speaker 1: school had a gold tooth?
- 8:26Speaker 4: Was it real?
- 8:27Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 8:27Speaker 5: Do you remember?
- 8:28Speaker 1: Mom?
- 8:29Speaker 6: I certainly did you like him? Like Nelly? I like him?
- 8:33Speaker 5: How it was like in high school?
- 8:34Speaker 3: What I'm sixteen?
- 8:36Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't the one you really liked, not like
- 8:39Speaker 1: my real boyfriend.
- 8:40Speaker 5: We were like bumping people. Yeah.
- 8:42Speaker 3: Really, that's the only one that I liked her bumping
- 8:45Speaker 3: peepies with.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Really, he was my only I liked your boyfriend anyways
- 8:49Speaker 1: the best and his family was the best. What do
- 8:52Speaker 1: you guys consider your most memorable birthdays?
- 8:56Speaker 5: Easton?
- 8:57Speaker 3: Is that my birthday when we went to the hockey game? Yes,
- 9:00Speaker 3: that one too? Yeah?
- 9:01Speaker 1: That one forty had a gold tooth. I think she
- 9:05Speaker 1: just had a nosery and I made up the gold.
- 9:08Speaker 3: You wanted to go too?
- 9:09Speaker 1: I think I wanted to she wanted to go to Sorry, okay,
- 9:12Speaker 1: keep going.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Sorry I didn't mean you.
- 9:14Speaker 2: No.
- 9:14Speaker 7: Mom got tickets because it was like the two thousand
- 9:17Speaker 7: and two Olympics, right.
- 9:18Speaker 4: Ye, you went to the Olympics.
- 9:20Speaker 6: No, no, no.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Well what did you because it was She's like, no.
- 9:32Speaker 4: Play.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Yeah, we watched the USA play Russia.
- 9:34Speaker 4: I think that is amazing.
- 9:35Speaker 7: So she got us all tickets. It was me and
- 9:37Speaker 7: like what ten friends yep.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:39Speaker 7: And then she went and got us like mini plastics,
- 9:43Speaker 7: like hockey at.
- 9:45Speaker 3: The arena was at the Maverick Center, yep.
- 9:47Speaker 6: And I got hockey, pucks, hockey all of us.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Wow.
- 9:51Speaker 7: Party, favorite birthday. And then after that we went home
- 9:55Speaker 7: to the house and then we just Lisa moved to
- 9:58Speaker 7: the cars out of the garage and we played hockey in.
- 10:01Speaker 3: There ice right after.
- 10:02Speaker 5: So I don't remember this vivid. Yeah, that's so funny.
- 10:06Speaker 3: That was probably the best bird that I ever had.
- 10:07Speaker 3: Two thousand and two. That's wild.
- 10:09Speaker 5: How old were you?
- 10:10Speaker 3: I mean I was born in ninety three, so I was.
- 10:12Speaker 5: Not bad at math unless you were born in ninety
- 10:14Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 10:15Speaker 3: Wait ninety three.
- 10:16Speaker 4: You were nine? Weren't you nine?
- 10:20Speaker 3: It's like, how were you getting that? From Jesus?
- 10:27Speaker 4: You're really good at math too.
- 10:28Speaker 3: I know I was nute.
- 10:30Speaker 7: Well you would think ninety three two thousand and three,
- 10:32Speaker 7: oh two minus one.
- 10:34Speaker 3: I don't know nine what I got there, Lisa?
- 10:37Speaker 5: Right, I need a calculator.
- 10:38Speaker 1: If I was on you smarter than a fifth grader, Jess,
- 10:43Speaker 1: what's your most memorable.
- 10:44Speaker 2: My most memorable, My most negative memorable would definitely be.
- 10:47Speaker 4: Throwing up in Nick and Joe's pool last year.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Wow, because I got too drunk and threw up watermelon
- 10:54Speaker 2: and they did not want like they even said, like, everyone,
- 10:57Speaker 2: keep your drinks away from the pool, be careful, we
- 10:59Speaker 2: don't want any thing in the pool.
- 11:00Speaker 4: And they got throw up in the pool. But my
- 11:02Speaker 4: most positive.
- 11:04Speaker 1: I was still invited to Hawaii as wild wild and
- 11:07Speaker 1: also like invited back to their house.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I would have been. I would have
- 11:12Speaker 4: banned myself if that were my pool.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Didn't you sleep on their like bathroom day?
- 11:17Speaker 4: I've never I haven't been that drunk since my birth birthday.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Birthday before that leaves, I'd been that drunk since yeah years.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Anyway, that was.
- 11:30Speaker 5: Just called a Tuesday for me.
- 11:32Speaker 4: Oh that was horrible.
- 11:33Speaker 5: Sorry about the pool cats you there tonight?
- 11:36Speaker 6: Sorry, Sorry about all the chunks gone by tonight?
- 11:40Speaker 5: No, mom, do you have one before?
- 11:42Speaker 3: We positive?
- 11:45Speaker 1: Oh?
- 11:45Speaker 5: I didn't know you were doing both.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Sorry, know you're gonna It was eighteen and it was
- 11:50Speaker 2: we got a limo, My parents got us a Hommer
- 11:52Speaker 2: limo and my eighteenth birthday and me and like ten
- 11:55Speaker 2: girlfriends went to the Club Pearl in Rochester, New York.
- 12:01Speaker 4: Well eighteen, we.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Did have fake id's because I got to drink that
- 12:06Speaker 2: night and we I went and bought at the liquor
- 12:09Speaker 2: store all these bottles of champagne. We snuck into that
- 12:13Speaker 2: limo and we got drunk, and then the limo took
- 12:16Speaker 2: us each to our homes.
- 12:17Speaker 5: So, yeah, that is a fabulous birthday.
- 12:21Speaker 6: How about you?
- 12:21Speaker 1: How wild that your worst and best are in the
- 12:24Speaker 1: same vein of you being extremely fucked up?
- 12:26Speaker 5: I know, Wow a circle moment.
- 12:31Speaker 6: My favorite birthday I'll never forget is because I got
- 12:35Speaker 6: my first horse.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Are you for real? How old were you?
- 12:42Speaker 6: I was living in Georgia and I was in the
- 12:47Speaker 6: fourth grade.
- 12:48Speaker 5: Wow, Yeah, what'd you name it?
- 12:51Speaker 6: His name was socks Oh so because he had two
- 12:55Speaker 6: white like back legs. He looked like he had.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Socks on, like like warmers.
- 13:00Speaker 4: Yeah, what kind of horse was he?
- 13:02Speaker 6: Hes? A quarter horse?
- 13:04Speaker 4: A quarter horse, My quarter horse, rowdy.
- 13:05Speaker 5: Dan, Lisa.
- 13:07Speaker 1: And just because you're horse knowers is a quarter horse?
- 13:12Speaker 1: The easiest horse to ride?
- 13:15Speaker 3: Like?
- 13:15Speaker 5: Is that?
- 13:15Speaker 6: Like a good first horse. I think they are even spirited.
- 13:19Speaker 6: I think they're I think they have a good temperament.
- 13:22Speaker 6: I think a lot of like Arabians. Those are more
- 13:24Speaker 6: high spirited.
- 13:25Speaker 2: My mom had two black Arabians. They were stunning, but
- 13:28Speaker 2: she's the only one who could ride them. And quarter
- 13:30Speaker 2: horses are more like shortened stocks, and they're like me
- 13:33Speaker 2: versus like like a tall stunning.
- 13:36Speaker 4: I think a lot. There's no like.
- 13:37Speaker 2: I don't know if show horses or quarter horses. I'm
- 13:40Speaker 2: sure they are, but they're not like the But.
- 13:42Speaker 5: You're not talking about like a mini horse. A mini horse.
- 13:47Speaker 6: You're so old. She's a sleek horse.
- 13:53Speaker 4: I'm a donkey.
- 13:55Speaker 5: A quarter hor Oh, this is stunning. A quarter horse
- 13:58Speaker 5: is gorgeous.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Let me see what it's very beautiful like?
- 14:01Speaker 5: Is this is this what would be considered like a
- 14:05Speaker 5: quarter horse?
- 14:05Speaker 4: Yep, they're so.
- 14:07Speaker 6: Beautiful as they are. Yeah, and mine was that color
- 14:10Speaker 6: with the main and too. No, he was sold.
- 14:14Speaker 4: Okay, what did they do? Did they walk it into
- 14:16Speaker 4: the backyard?
- 14:17Speaker 5: Did you how did they give it to you?
- 14:19Speaker 6: My dad again, my dad was such a cute man,
- 14:22Speaker 6: like going to get my car surprise me. So he
- 14:25Speaker 6: told me that we were going somewhere, and then he
- 14:27Speaker 6: went to this field like where the horse was and
- 14:32Speaker 6: had bought this horse for me and presented it to
- 14:34Speaker 6: me like stable, so.
- 14:36Speaker 4: You kept it.
- 14:37Speaker 5: Oh, that is really cute.
- 14:39Speaker 6: But mine wasn't a stable per se. It was in Georgia,
- 14:42Speaker 6: so it was like a forest in area with like
- 14:46Speaker 6: a shed, I don't know. And you got to like
- 14:49Speaker 6: like a stable, like right, you.
- 14:52Speaker 4: Got to show up whenever you wanted.
- 14:53Speaker 6: Yea ride every day.
- 14:55Speaker 5: That's really cute.
- 14:56Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Wait, didn't you get a horse for your engagement or yeah?
- 15:03Speaker 6: So it was my engagement gift.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, where are these horses now?
- 15:10Speaker 6: Well, I had one, so I would We kept them
- 15:13Speaker 6: in Park City.
- 15:14Speaker 5: That was the one.
- 15:15Speaker 6: Because Kent's brother also got a horse, so we had
- 15:18Speaker 6: two horses to ride Pete, yeah, Pete, Pete and Tucson.
- 15:22Speaker 6: And then we kept him in Park City and it
- 15:24Speaker 6: was a treck, you know, it was probably thirty minutes away.
- 15:27Speaker 6: And then I started having kids and kind of lost that.
- 15:31Speaker 6: So I gave to my brother Ah.
- 15:35Speaker 2: In Mount Montana, where you will one day be a horse.
- 15:39Speaker 1: That's right, a Mustang must a wild okay, frollicking through
- 15:46Speaker 1: the smoking mountains.
- 15:52Speaker 6: And I don't think I had any bad birthdays because
- 15:54Speaker 6: I think i'd block out things. Even if I had
- 15:56Speaker 6: a bad birthday, Well.
- 15:57Speaker 1: You certainly recalled the one that I was not very
- 16:00Speaker 1: kind to you.
- 16:02Speaker 6: Like that. No, I'm saying my own okay.
- 16:08Speaker 5: Just what are our friends saying about their birthdays?
- 16:10Speaker 4: Our friends? So this is cute.
- 16:13Speaker 2: My husband planned a surprise birthday dinner for me for
- 16:16Speaker 2: my thirtieth with all of my closest friends. Question for
- 16:19Speaker 2: all of you, do you guys like surprise parties?
- 16:23Speaker 4: Tell the truth. I don't like surprise parties.
- 16:27Speaker 6: I don't either.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Uh uh, I don't like surprise parties either. However, if
- 16:33Speaker 1: it's like this is how I'm picturing it, I'm picturing
- 16:36Speaker 1: her dude getting all of her best friends who you
- 16:40Speaker 1: know are going to show up. It's intimate, full of love,
- 16:43Speaker 1: there's not a lot of pressure on it, and just
- 16:46Speaker 1: going to a really sweet dinner where it's it's just
- 16:50Speaker 1: more intimate that I think I'd be okay with if
- 16:53Speaker 1: my mom were like, you know, we're If I got
- 16:58Speaker 1: somewhere and I had a table all of my closest friends,
- 17:02Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is so sweet you plan a
- 17:04Speaker 1: party for me, and I'm not digging it.
- 17:07Speaker 3: I want to be surprised to see you. I don't
- 17:09Speaker 3: want you guys to yell surprise at me.
- 17:11Speaker 5: Oh yeah, surprised at me.
- 17:13Speaker 6: I have a story. Yeah, so my one of my
- 17:15Speaker 6: friends her husband through this big surprise party at the
- 17:19Speaker 6: Grand America. Yeah, and she had gone out the night
- 17:22Speaker 6: before with a lot of these people that were invited. Well,
- 17:27Speaker 6: she he told her the day of the surprise party
- 17:30Speaker 6: that they were just going somewhere for dinner.
- 17:33Speaker 5: Okay, she wears the.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Same outfit that she had worn the night before with
- 17:38Speaker 6: her friends, and here she is at the surprise party
- 17:41Speaker 6: in the same outfit. And I will never forget she
- 17:44Speaker 6: was mortified.
- 17:45Speaker 7: She that's on the dude, Like, if I saw my Like,
- 17:49Speaker 7: if I was in that boat and I saw her
- 17:51Speaker 7: go out, I'd have been like, all right, we're that
- 17:52Speaker 7: last night everybody. I'd been like, Okay, if I loved
- 17:55Speaker 7: that last night's switch it up.
- 17:56Speaker 4: Yes, you're right.
- 17:58Speaker 6: You have to know she was embarrassed. Yeah, put a
- 18:02Speaker 6: damper on her night.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Yeah, that would put a damper on my night too.
- 18:06Speaker 6: You had no care that she was in the same outfit,
- 18:09Speaker 6: of course not.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Do you know how many days I recycle my outfit.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I'm the tired I don't want a deal.
- 18:14Speaker 2: You have to know your partner, I think well enough
- 18:17Speaker 2: to like that's like a not a red flag, that's
- 18:19Speaker 2: like a pink flag. It's like you should know your
- 18:21Speaker 2: partner well enough to know that she might be a
- 18:24Speaker 2: little embarrassed.
- 18:25Speaker 1: You know when Stossy this isn't birthday, but when Stossy
- 18:28Speaker 1: was getting engaged, they were doing it at like a mausoleum,
- 18:34Speaker 1: you know, because she's into that stuff. They were like
- 18:36Speaker 1: she thought they were going and filming them picking out
- 18:38Speaker 1: their like tombstones or whatever the fuck. And she's telling
- 18:41Speaker 1: me and Katie like, I'm not I'm just gonna wear
- 18:45Speaker 1: like something basic. She goes, I don't feel like I
- 18:48Speaker 1: need to get my nails done because this scene is
- 18:51Speaker 1: gonna be cut. This is a cut scene. And we
- 18:53Speaker 1: were like, we think not that. We think we're all
- 18:58Speaker 1: get I need to get mine done. We should do
- 19:02Speaker 1: that now, So did you did you?
- 19:05Speaker 5: She got?
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yeah, she wore a super cute outfit, got her nails do, glad.
- 19:09Speaker 5: And she's glad she did.
- 19:10Speaker 4: And she had no idea it didn't spoil her tipper off.
- 19:13Speaker 5: No, I had no idea, zero idea.
- 19:16Speaker 2: This is so cool. Fiftieth birthday. I was on a
- 19:20Speaker 2: trip through Italy.
- 19:22Speaker 5: Oh did you that's fabulous?
- 19:25Speaker 6: We had that plan for me for your fiftieth sixty.
- 19:29Speaker 3: Yet you gotta forget about that, Sorry, Dave.
- 19:33Speaker 1: My mom needs to one up you. We were going
- 19:36Speaker 1: to do the same thing.
- 19:37Speaker 6: I'm not trying to one up anyone, but I'm jealous
- 19:39Speaker 6: of her.
- 19:40Speaker 5: Oh, I'm gonna take you.
- 19:42Speaker 6: It was covid.
- 19:43Speaker 5: Oh you're going to take you for your six We're
- 19:46Speaker 5: going to make it.
- 19:47Speaker 7: What we're going to do is we're gonna Lauren will
- 19:48Speaker 7: take you. But before you gotta walk, you got to
- 19:53Speaker 7: learn to walk better.
- 19:54Speaker 1: No, can I tell you my dream? And I'm going
- 19:57Speaker 1: to make this happen. Let this be a manifestation where
- 20:00Speaker 1: the universe hears me.
- 20:01Speaker 3: Call.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I would like to be able to take my mom
- 20:06Speaker 1: on a fabulous the big six' five on a private
- 20:10Speaker 1: jet both ways a, year AND i KNOW.
- 20:13Speaker 5: I got to work very. Hard we're going to just
- 20:16Speaker 5: the flight.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Alone it's going to be a couple hundred thousand.
- 20:18Speaker 4: Year that's going to be quiet.
- 20:21Speaker 6: Pricey what about just a nice first? Class, yeah well.
- 20:24Speaker 5: That'll be the next.
- 20:25Speaker 6: Rising But i'm really happy for that.
- 20:29Speaker 5: Girl we're very happy for.
- 20:30Speaker 3: You.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Babe do you remember what you did for your, fiftieth
- 20:33Speaker 2: because that's a big, day a big.
- 20:34Speaker 6: BIRTHDAY i know WHAT i did with for my. FORTIETH
- 20:38Speaker 6: i can't re memory. Fiftieth for the, fortieth we stayed
- 20:42Speaker 6: downtown with my best friend and her husband and we
- 20:46Speaker 6: went to dinner AND i got my black leather coat
- 20:49Speaker 6: THAT i still wear to this. Day what brand?
- 20:52Speaker 5: One Calvin klein in?
- 20:55Speaker 6: It it looks like a jean, jacket but it's black.
- 20:57Speaker 6: Leather OH i know which?
- 20:59Speaker 5: One you're cut of a jean?
- 21:01Speaker 6: Jacket, yeah AND i still wear. It que very. CHIC
- 21:05Speaker 6: i love.
- 21:05Speaker 4: That, okay let's see how you feel about.
- 21:09Speaker 2: This this, year for my twenty, FOURTH i had a
- 21:11Speaker 2: vander Pump rules.
- 21:12Speaker 4: Birthday we stayed at The mandrin and went to.
- 21:15Speaker 6: Sir that's.
- 21:16Speaker 5: FUN i think that's very very.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Cute that's, cute AND i think that here's the thing birthdays.
- 21:24Speaker 5: You have to do what you, enjoy.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Right so even Though i'm not a big like please
- 21:29Speaker 1: don't surprise, ME i can still appreciate people getting together
- 21:34Speaker 1: to be, LIKE i love this. Human it's their, birthday
- 21:38Speaker 1: AND i want to surprise, them, Right LIKE i can
- 21:40Speaker 1: appreciate all of, that even if it's something THAT i
- 21:43Speaker 1: may not. Want the vander the vander barhop that they probably.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Did you get buzzed on like pump teenies and. STUFF
- 21:52Speaker 1: i think it sounds like so much.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Fun.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Yeah, okay my thirtieth went on our first parents only.
- 22:01Speaker 4: Trip we slept so.
- 22:03Speaker 6: Good.
- 22:03Speaker 4: Lol first, off thirty young.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Mama love this young, Mama BUT i, mean THIRTY'S i
- 22:09Speaker 1: feel like that's a Nice you're not too, young but
- 22:12Speaker 1: you're Not you're not old as.
- 22:14Speaker 5: Hell thirty is a nice.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Age first time they broke away as just adults.
- 22:19Speaker 3: PARENTS i would like to know how we are.
- 22:23Speaker 4: Awesome it's really. Nice they probably just slept most of the.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Time we're just like slept the moment that you can
- 22:30Speaker 1: sleep past like, Seven like WHEN i get into like
- 22:34Speaker 1: the nine o'clocks With, Oh i'm, like we're.
- 22:37Speaker 5: Cruising.
- 22:38Speaker 1: YEAH i look at her when we both wake, up
- 22:40Speaker 1: And i'm likeday's gonna be a.
- 22:41Speaker 6: Good, day. Girl.
- 22:44Speaker 2: Okay my sixteenth birthday, party my parents surprised me AND
- 22:48Speaker 2: i peed my pants so.
- 22:49Speaker 5: Embarrassing, wait hold, on tell me.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Again my sixteenth birthday, party my parents surprised me AND
- 22:56Speaker 2: i peed my pants so, embarrassing so like you were
- 22:58Speaker 2: talking surprise and peed their.
- 23:01Speaker 6: Pants six.
- 23:05Speaker 7: AND i guarantee there were school friends there and now
- 23:08Speaker 7: they called her pea.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Pants oh, no and they'll never Forget your friends will be,
- 23:12Speaker 2: like no one will remember.
- 23:13Speaker 4: This everyone will remember. FOREVER i don't.
- 23:15Speaker 1: KNOW i feel like it's one of those things that
- 23:17Speaker 1: as time, passes it's, like remember that time THAT i
- 23:20Speaker 1: like peed my pants on my? Birthday how like lit was?
- 23:23Speaker 6: That?
- 23:23Speaker 3: Now?
- 23:24Speaker 2: Now it was so, Yeah but at, SIXTEEN i would
- 23:27Speaker 2: have been, like my life is.
- 23:28Speaker 3: Over, sixteen it's funny.
- 23:30Speaker 7: Now but the three years that they were brutalizing me
- 23:34Speaker 7: was all, right.
- 23:34Speaker 6: Yeah your sophmore in high. School that's that's, yeah that's.
- 23:37Speaker 3: Terrible you're gonna get called. Names i'm just.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Here trying to make everyone feel a little bit, better right,
- 23:42Speaker 1: Right we're like no allowing me to do.
- 23:45Speaker 4: It oh this is really really sweet and.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Nice this last one turned forty and was grateful to
- 23:51Speaker 2: have made it after breast cancer six. Years oh, yay
- 23:58Speaker 2: we love, That my, goodness great.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Birthday also an inspiring story from a FINAL i love, that.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Okay one of our first ever video, SUBMISSIONS i didn't
- 24:10Speaker 2: even realize you could do this any Other so let's,
- 24:13Speaker 2: SEE i had just.
- 24:14Speaker 8: Graduated college and my brother wanted to take me To
- 24:18Speaker 8: vegas to celebrate just turned twenty, one, right and my
- 24:22Speaker 8: sister kind of like crashed my. UH i think it
- 24:27Speaker 8: was at like a Planet hollywood or, no you know,
- 24:29Speaker 8: what it was at the hard rock hard rock. Hotel
- 24:32Speaker 8: boy and my sister kind of crashed our sweet and
- 24:36Speaker 8: we ended up getting into an. Argument neighbors, heard cops
- 24:40Speaker 8: came and she threw the first. Punch BUT i kind of,
- 24:46Speaker 8: like you, know a little bit of.
- 24:48Speaker 6: WORK i love my.
- 24:49Speaker 8: Sister now we're in great, terms by the, way but
- 24:52Speaker 8: we ended up getting arrested on my, birthday almost like
- 24:56Speaker 8: a whole day in the drug. Tank, well she she was,
- 25:00Speaker 8: injured so she got to be with one older. Woman
- 25:03Speaker 8: she was.
- 25:04Speaker 5: INJURED i was in a cell full of.
- 25:06Speaker 8: Prostitutes and.
- 25:11Speaker 5: That this this woman is my.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Hero, iconic you.
- 25:17Speaker 5: Guys that is. Epic AND i love that she says
- 25:21Speaker 5: we spent the night in the drunk. Tank WELL i.
- 25:24Speaker 5: Did she was, injured.
- 25:29Speaker 4: And so casually she goes and she threw the first.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Punch that's what that woman.
- 25:39Speaker 6: Is what.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Welcome thank you to the friends of give Them La
- 25:45Speaker 1: la that a bad. Bitch she and her sister never been.
- 25:50Speaker 4: Thinker, NO i mean that was.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Amazing NOW i know you, guys if you want to submit,
- 25:55Speaker 2: video this is.
- 25:56Speaker 4: GREAT i love. That oh my, god.
- 26:00Speaker 2: This is a good one to read because we're gonna
- 26:01Speaker 2: have mixed. Feelings, actually we're all going to have some. Thoughts,
- 26:05Speaker 2: okay went to Can kun WHEN i was ten and
- 26:07Speaker 2: swam with. DOLPHINS i was terrified the entire.
- 26:11Speaker 6: Time.
- 26:11Speaker 4: Lol this mistake has.
- 26:13Speaker 5: Been made many, times many a.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Time i'm gonna let it slide because, ten, YES i
- 26:18Speaker 1: probably WHAT i.
- 26:20Speaker 5: Mean back, then you're, yeah you're just.
- 26:24Speaker 1: Not you don't know things that you probably know, now
- 26:28Speaker 1: just like we've spoken, About i've had dogs from breeders
- 26:30Speaker 1: that like now, YOU i would.
- 26:32Speaker 5: Never don't love this. Birthday don't love.
- 26:36Speaker 1: It back at the age of, ten, THOUGH i probably
- 26:38Speaker 1: would have thought it was.
- 26:39Speaker 2: GREAT i remember being so jealousyeing my friends like with
- 26:45Speaker 2: photos with, dolphins.
- 26:45Speaker 4: And i'd be, LIKE i want to do.
- 26:47Speaker 1: That oh, no NOW i see, that AND i now
- 26:49Speaker 1: YOU i tell you.
- 26:50Speaker 5: Heavily DID i tell you?
- 26:52Speaker 4: Horrifying what?
- 26:53Speaker 6: That we went To Sea world back in the. Day,
- 26:55Speaker 6: yeah and they chose me to do the performance With
- 26:58Speaker 6: chamu did. Well, yeah BECAUSE i was. Dumb, yeah it
- 27:03Speaker 6: was an. IDIOT i was. Uneducated, YEAH i would never.
- 27:07Speaker 3: Never did you enjoy?
- 27:08Speaker 6: It, no there's no excuse. Me they had him splash
- 27:12Speaker 6: his tail and it. DRENCH i was the front of the.
- 27:17Speaker 5: Joke, yeah did you wear a WHITE t?
- 27:21Speaker 6: Shirt? NO i had ON i had on unmatching tea
- 27:25Speaker 6: and short. Set that Was oh, Sorry i'm getting so
- 27:29Speaker 6: excited about that about it was orange with black. Spots
- 27:38Speaker 6: it WAS i was, big big shoulder pads at, pads hills,
- 27:50Speaker 6: ONTO i wear flats probably like you, know the, drill.
- 27:56Speaker 5: Like everything you shouldn't.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Wear And shamo was, like, yes bring, THIS i have.
- 28:03Speaker 3: PICTURES i now know what they picked out of the.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Crowd they were, like get. This never, ever don't.
- 28:13Speaker 5: WORRY i.
- 28:14Speaker 1: TROLL i turn into a full on stage five troll
- 28:17Speaker 1: WHEN i see people swimming with dolphins AND i.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Had the best, time And i'm, like you dumb. Fuck
- 28:23Speaker 5: but people need to be.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Educated but there's no.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Excuse, now there's too.
- 28:26Speaker 5: Much in literally no.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Excuse the dolphins don't want to be pushing your fat
- 28:30Speaker 1: ass around the freaking water.
- 28:32Speaker 6: Tank they don't want to swim with you unless you're
- 28:34Speaker 6: out in the open, waters and then they can, choose.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Yeah to.
- 28:39Speaker 6: Kill we're choice.
- 28:43Speaker 4: Choice for the dolphins into all of.
- 28:45Speaker 6: Us thank you. Going, okay my.
- 28:48Speaker 2: My dog THAT i got on my third. Birthday, oh
- 28:51Speaker 2: this is a sad one. Past on my sixteenth, birthday
- 28:54Speaker 2: it was the hardest.
- 28:55Speaker 6: Day oh that makes my.
- 28:57Speaker 5: Heart that is a heartbreaking.
- 29:00Speaker 1: Birthday AND i hope that that person went and tattooed
- 29:02Speaker 1: the dog's name on.
- 29:02Speaker 4: Them, yeah, Okay.
- 29:06Speaker 2: OOH i don't know if this is like a good
- 29:10Speaker 2: or bad and you can't tell by the way this person,
- 29:13Speaker 2: wrote So i'm going to read.
- 29:14Speaker 4: It this is.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Funky my now husband planned a surprise wedding two birthdays
- 29:22Speaker 2: ago with the help of my family on her.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Birthday, okay we're happy.
- 29:31Speaker 5: That you didn't rock the.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Boat my stomach just turned for, you my. Love but
- 29:37Speaker 2: she obviously loved.
- 29:38Speaker 4: It, oh there's so many. Things, see her.
- 29:42Speaker 6: Wedding anniversary would be on her, birthday.
- 29:44Speaker 1: And also and then what if they don't make and
- 29:48Speaker 1: also your whole birthday is going to be tainted.
- 29:51Speaker 2: And she didn't pick out the. Dress maybe that didn't
- 29:54Speaker 2: matter or maybe she. Did this is very. INTRIGUING i
- 29:58Speaker 2: have to.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Assume let's just assume that this man that she married
- 30:03Speaker 1: knows her well enough to know, that like that would
- 30:07Speaker 1: be so so sweet for her that she on her
- 30:11Speaker 1: birthday got to marry the love of her. Life now
- 30:15Speaker 1: we Have lisa here who had a beautiful. Marriage but
- 30:17Speaker 1: she's also, selfish, Right she's, Like christmas Is, Christmas my
- 30:22Speaker 1: birthday is my. Birthday give me a special another special.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Day don't ever combine.
- 30:28Speaker 6: Me i'm.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Wounded so for, me it's LIKE i automatically go well
- 30:33Speaker 1: when you guys.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Divorce and birthday ruin when you inevitably don't make.
- 30:42Speaker 4: It, yeah that's.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Interesting but on the bright, side that could be the
- 30:47Speaker 2: best day of her. Life and she's, LIKE i love
- 30:48Speaker 2: my birthday because like the best memory.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Ever it's gonna, happen and she that this is exactly
- 30:59Speaker 1: what it.
- 30:59Speaker 5: Is on her.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Birthday she got to go before her her loved, ones
- 31:06Speaker 1: commit to the person she most likely will be with,
- 31:09Speaker 1: forever will be the father of her. Children and it's
- 31:12Speaker 1: gonna be similar to me, saying because WHEN i talk
- 31:15Speaker 1: about having this baby baby s on my, Birthday everyone's,
- 31:18Speaker 1: like why would you want? That And i'm, like that's
- 31:20Speaker 1: like the greatest gift of all, Now so it just
- 31:24Speaker 1: depends on who you.
- 31:25Speaker 6: Are ABSOLUTELY i. Agree so we were in Sun valley
- 31:30Speaker 6: because we go To Sun valley Every Labor day and
- 31:32Speaker 6: obviously your birthdays sometimes falls On Labor day or is
- 31:36Speaker 6: Around Labor. Day and you walked on your, birthday which
- 31:40Speaker 6: was On Labor. Day isn't that? Cute In Sun?
- 31:44Speaker 3: Valley?
- 31:45Speaker 5: REALLY i toddled for the first time at the age.
- 31:48Speaker 6: Of, one settled for the first.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Time at one two D she was.
- 31:54Speaker 6: An id do it kind of. KID i do?
- 31:56Speaker 4: It, yeah maybe baby will be like. That ocean was like, that, right.
- 32:02Speaker 5: Yeah it's a little you, Know i'm a.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Controller, yeah, like let me put lotion on. You and she's,
- 32:07Speaker 1: Like i'll do. It i'm, like you can't reach your.
- 32:09Speaker 6: Back tell her tell her about, summer, like.
- 32:12Speaker 1: Oh Summer moon is Like shena brings her in from the,
- 32:16Speaker 1: bath laser on the changing. Table she Lets shena lather
- 32:20Speaker 1: her and. Lotion AND i Told ocean. THIS i was,
- 32:24Speaker 1: like you want to know what Summer moon lets her mom?
- 32:26Speaker 6: Do and shees WHAT i.
- 32:29Speaker 5: Said she lets.
- 32:30Speaker 1: Her mom put lotion all over her. Body she, GOES i, go.
- 32:35Speaker 6: CAN i do?
- 32:35Speaker 1: That and she, No, No, mom she liked them krusty krusty.
- 32:41Speaker 6: Elbows get me her.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Face i'm, like we've had a lot of swimming. Days
- 32:45Speaker 1: your faces we were a little pulled me a little.
- 32:48Speaker 5: Oil let me put the lotion. On, anyway that was
- 32:54Speaker 5: so much, Fun.
- 32:55Speaker 1: MOM i love having. You you're welcome to all. Time
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