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Praise - by Sara Cate · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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  Hi friends, you're listening to Lose the Plot with Carla and
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  Emily. In this episode we're reading
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  praise by Sara Kate. We are talking about the entire
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  book, so warning there will be spoilers.
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  I'm Carla and rule number. 3 Always do as you're told,
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  especially when it involves getting on your knees.
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  For a hot millionaire daddy, so direct.
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  I'm Emily, and I've never had an opulent tit rested on my thigh.
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  us. OK, so for the trigger warning,
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  I did something different. I found this website
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  itscalledtriggerwarningdatabase.com and it has pretty much every
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  book and it's really convenient. So if you ever want to look up a
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  trigger warning, probably try out this website.
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  That's what I did for today. So their list it had four
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  things. Do you want to do you want to
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  guess? You want any?
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  Of them all. OK, so #1 trigger warning for
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  atrociousness. OK.
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  Number one, we've got transphobia, yeah.
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  Tracks that tracks tracks cheating.
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  Tracks alcohol consumption, which I guess could be
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  triggering some people sure and blackmail and I'm like bitch.
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  Where then? Maybe that's just my memory
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  because we did read it last week.
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  When you said it, you know that the New Girl where he's like a
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  black. No, no.
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  I'll know if I see him. But no, I don't.
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  I don't. What was the?
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  I feel like We'll probably get to it.
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  There was probably blackmail. It's been a while.
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  Yeah, so they are covered. This book is just a giant.
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  Stiletto, you've got a giant sleter.
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  I have a man. Oh, yeah, No, my man.
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  I saw, OK, there's two covers. There's two covers.
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  I'm like there's. The millionaire daddy.
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  And there's also a more, you know how sometimes they do the
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  subtle cover and then the obvious this is a romance cover.
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  So I think the one with the daddy on it is this is a romance
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  cover. And the subtle one, it's like a
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  Fleuro pink high heel and it says prey is really, I don't
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  know about you, but that would probably give it away it more.
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  Probably no. It's like NEON pink.
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  I'm like foot fetish. You're ready, dude, If it was
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  foot fetish, I might have enjoyed the football.
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  No, we love a good feet. But just call me Quintin.
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  Don't, you know, cancel. OK?
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  How do we fucking start? Charlotte.
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  Charlotte. Charlotte Emerson What?
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  Emerson. Oh my God, Can we start at
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  Emerson? Please, please, please.
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  I. Start there.
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  Sorry. I'm already begging.
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  OK, on your knees because I'm on a kneeling stool.
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  Wow. How fitting.
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  It's never been relevant, but my posture is excellent.
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  Emerson, can we start with the fact that Emerson is not an old
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  Silver Fox Millionaire daddy name?
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  It's the name of an 8 year old girl and you can't convince me
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  otherwise. Come on, Emerson.
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  Got to go to Netball. Oh yeah, true.
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  And I don't know if that's an Australian thing.
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  I've never heard the name ever. Really.
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  Yeah, Emerson is so much like Emerson.
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  Stop yelling at your brother or I've got Emerson's party on the
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  weekend. Need to buy so many pink look?
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  I don't know who you know. I don't know.
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  I'm just saying it's a little girl name.
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  So every time it came up I was like, I'm like, I really, I
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  know. Shazza look.
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  What's different crowds? Fan just me and the soccer mom
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  circles like the main character is Charlie AKA Charlotte.
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  Since when was Charlotte ever shortened to Charlie?
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  All the time really. Is that the original or Sha
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  really showing how Australian is on Charles Charles?
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  Come here. Get over here.
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  Shell. Shell.
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  Fucking hell. So, Charlotte, She's 21,
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  America. That means you've just started
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  drinking. It also means green light for 45
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  year old men, apparently. Apparently.
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  Well, you're legal to drink. I don't.
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  You're illegally an adult over there.
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  You're a baby human. You're a baby adult.
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  They're still. Living at home and she's been
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  dating this guy Bo for a while. Fuck Bo.
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  Yeah, fuck Bo. He's just the typical shitty
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  boyfriend that every book needs. To be fair, this is just like
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  birthday girl written difference.
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  Oh 100%. Yeah, it's exactly the same
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  plot. Can I just say like, I know this
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  is at the front? Birthday girl did it better.
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  I wonder who did it? 1st I don't know.
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  It very yeah, it was very much along the same line.
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  So if you like birthday girl, I guess you'd probably enjoy this.
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  I don't know, because I liked Birthday girl.
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  I think this one wasn't as taboo for some reason.
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  I don't, no. It was more cringy, yeah.
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  Yeah, there was something not right about it, but not in it.
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  Like tantalizing. Way there was every now and then
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  where I just needed a minute, a minute to breathe.
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  And it was supposed to be like the hot and sexy scenes and I'm
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  like, Nah. I need.
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  I know you need to come to Jesus moment.
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  No, it's like I just need my brain to not.
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  Die. Your brain did not want to
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  absorb. No, it was like, Did you listen
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  to the audio book? No, but I wish I did.
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  I wish I did because I'm like, there's no way this cheesy
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  dialogue is coming on. There's no way it's going to be
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  worse on the audiobook than what my brain is telling me to do
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  with these fucking things. I just think anything.
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  Men give me the ick in books all the time, but they give me the
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  ick more when they're. Over the age of 40.
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  And I don't know if how they're written, but they're never
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  actually written as if they've got life experience or anything.
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  No, they're written just as that.
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  Yep, as your 20 year old characters and they say like
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  stupid shit. And I just.
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  I never. OK, I know this is midway
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  through the. Book, but I never want to
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  picture a 45 year old man say that's so fucking.
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  No, you have a whole dictionary. That's so bad, I don't know why
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  it. Gives me the X, the icky.
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  No, I get it. I I guess the good thing about
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  this book is they jump straight right in because they're like
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  though and her have already broken up so you don't have to
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  deal with. Some horrible relationship
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  playing out. They're like, they broke up
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  already because he cheated. He cheated.
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  Wants another chance. Typical.
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  Has no money, doesn't work. OK, so Bo, his dad, Emerson,
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  they have a shit relationship. Yeah.
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  And then he just even though he still somehow thinks he's going
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  to get back with Charlotte, he still acts like such a Dick to
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  her. And he's like, go get my
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  security deposit back, go get my half.
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  And she's like, I'll go get my own.
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  You can go get your own. It's literally your dad.
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  Yeah, get fucked. So I wouldn't go get it.
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  What if his dad was like, psycho?
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  He made him out to be psycho. But then would you trust with
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  both saying if he treats you like trash anyway?
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  I mean, if you're being gaslit that much, you probably would,
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  so probably. But she didn't seem to care.
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  She's like, I fucking need that 1000 bucks.
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  I'll go pretty much anywhere to go get it.
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  She needed it for her. Sister's an amazing thing.
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  I mean, in this economy, everyone needs their 1000 bucks
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  back. No matter what it's for.
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  She pulls up to the house. It's like a MC mansion.
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  She's confused about why they were.
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  Living in the slums? Exactly.
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  She's like, Are you kidding? We could have just moved.
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  Into your dad's house? Yeah, like your dad is Elon
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  Musk. Like, where did that come from?
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  Gross. No one take that as a story
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  idea. No.
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  Disgusting. I guarantee you there's one out
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  there, cuz remember that weird list of books I say knew?
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  And there was one where she was like fucking a computer Trump
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  Twitter feed or something. Do that.
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  It's like I regretted that as soon as I said it.
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  It's out there. I promise you.
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  The thing is, if we put something out in the universe,
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  it's probably going to come true.
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  It was just going to float you, you know.
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  Your tip glider's going to be like, you're a muscle of
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  stories. Just.
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  Him on the yacht. How much?
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  How much fucking allowance would it take for you to be on that
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  fucking yacht? A lot hot teal number.
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  Never ending. I don't have one just with
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  zeros. This account just has to go
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  directly into yours. Exactly.
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  The thing is like sometimes I'd rather be poor, like there's
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  how. Many situations where I.
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  Look at men. And I'm like, I just, I'm fine
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  where I am. Can you imagine what he looks
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  like naked if that sort of looks like it, with 90% of his clothes
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  off? God damn, I appreciate that.
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  Sometimes men also get the paparazzi treatment that women
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  have been getting for eons. You know how they'll zoom up on
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  some supermodels thigh and be like Cellulite and put it on the
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  front of People magazine? That Elon Musk widow was like
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  the revenge that every female celeb ever needed.
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  Yes, and it's fine because he's so rich that he probably doesn't
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  care. No, he definitely gets so petty.
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  He, like, cares about everything.
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  That's. Where Annie, who's rolling up to
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  Mcdaddy's house. Mcdaddy.
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  OK, and Daddy's, so I appreciate that this book just jumps right
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  in. They don't even give you time to
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  adjust to her world. They're like she's on her knees.
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  She's, she's running. She's down.
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  She rocked up. He's like.
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  Get on your knees, bitch. And she's just like no one else
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  is in the room. Never, dude.
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  I feel like in that situation you probably would be like this
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  is how he treats his employees. I feel reported someone I'd be
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  like to the authorities. I guess it is $1000.
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  I guess I can't work it. I.
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  Would walk in backwards to working like Tina.
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  So yes, give me that money, honey.
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  He's like, oh, if you take 5. 1000 to get out of the plug and
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  get out of my office, Just ask going around in a circle.
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  Throwback in a circle. He's like, I've seen enough.
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  Oh my God, bitch drag out a BBL. Oh my God.
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  I don't get OK before you get on your knees, right?
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  Like just in that moment of time, in any time.
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  But in this instance, right? Wouldn't you at least say, Oh,
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  I'm Bro's ex-girlfriend. I'm here to collect before you
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  did anything. I'm like if you pressed me, suck
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  this. Dick, especially after like, the
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  housekeeper was like, oh, he'll like your outfit.
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  I would be like excuse do I need?
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  I know. I mean he could be gay like a
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  fashion designer, and he could she could be saying anything
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  like that could be totally out of context.
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  True. He could have been like, Oh my
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  God, I'm fabulous. So you don't really know because
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  she has no idea who he is. She's had no information.
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  I mean, if she did take her sister, at least he'd be like.
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  As a child, you would hope Epstein.
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  He's like he's on Epstein's. Little black dog barking.
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  He's keeps his body getting big kiss.
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  He does. He gives everything.
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  He gives #5 on Epstein's list. Vibes.
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  Oh shit. We haven't even got to the start
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  the first scene yet. We haven't even gotten to rule
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  2. So anyway, it it was zero to 100
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  real fast. Yeah, yeah.
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  Wasted no time. What's interesting is they go
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  back in time and they're talking about the origin of the club.
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  Yeah, so Emerson is a founder of a sex club, but you don't really
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  know that at the start. Yeah.
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  So it sounds like they're trying to make.
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  They're like, Oh my God, wouldn't it be good if there was
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  like a Tinder? But it was for people's like
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  fetishes. There's surely something out
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  there already. It's literally called Fetlife.
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  It's been around forever. It's the color knows.
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  But it has. I was like, I wrote my notes and
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  I'm like, OK, but this was in the past, right?
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  So this is like when they were young 20s, so maybe this is
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  before all that stuff that's out now.
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  Yeah, kind of thing. But anyway, they're like, yeah,
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  let's do this, blah blah blah. At what point is it Bro just
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  needs to get over it? Just soak up the money.
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  What do you mean I? Know acting like he's not in the
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  last book. I know I'm getting bossed around
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  by Maggie. Like I'm.
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  Like, I just, But anyway, OK, so there's founders, so there's a
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  few guys. And then there's Maggie, Who's
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  the more. Piment.
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  Yeah. Professional.
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  I would so be Maggie, where I just get peer pressured and just
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  signing up for this fucking fetish website and then I'm just
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  vanilla, right? And I'm like.
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  Be like. OK.
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  I don't wanna hear anything. Oh my God, she's like Googling
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  later. Like I don't even know what the
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  scene is. BDSM, She's like, it's OK, I'll
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  just hand bully accounts. It's fine.
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  She just becomes the accountant and just knows nothing.
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  But yeah, I would so be pressured into that.
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  I'd be like, I don't wanna miss this ship.
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  Oh yeah, especially if it makes a lot of money and it became
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  successful. So it's all good.
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  Oh, and you know what was funny? When they were creating the idea
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  of this? Whatever.
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  It was like the website, the club, the membership.
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  Wasn't it so funny when even later on, like, even in the
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  present, they pretended like it's a legit business and no sex
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  and no prostitution. I was like, but, like, how
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  Tinder tries to wind back and says that they don't promote SA
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  but then the facilitator of all these hookups, You know what I
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  mean? It's like, yeah, so you're
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  saying you don't pulse, They don't condone the people using
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  it as a prostitution thing. But how do you regulate that?
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  You don't, especially at a sex club where real life people are
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  interacting with each other. Fuck, that's.
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  A wild time. So mistaken identity is him
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  having no idea that this is Bo's ex-girlfriend.
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  I'm like, how do you not know you signed on a house with them?
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  You would have had to sign all at the same time.
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  Yeah, or at least ask your son what his fucking girlfriend's
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  name is. Instagram is the thing.
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  I think. He just has no involvement in
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  Bo's life and he's that exact dad that you see in every book
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  where they were not present in their entire kids upbringing.
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  And later on, why won't they forgive?
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  Why won't both forgive me for being?
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  I just. I was too busy railing
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  everybody, right? So now he just harasses him
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  daily with phone calls. You're tripping him.
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  He's such a boomer, such boomer activity.
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  Like if you want to do anything by that man or an apartment
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  since he's never getting a job. But I think also Bo didn't want
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  a part of The Dirty money as well.
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  That's why he sort of tried to. But Bo's an asshole.
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  Like, at least make him a half decent character.
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  Oh yeah, no, he's terrible. I think they make him that way
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  because then it's easier for her to get with because then you got
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  a root for Mcdady. I Neither of them are.
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  Neither of them are unacceptable twice.
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  So he figures out who she is and then he's like, Oh my God.
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  Get up, get off the ground, and then immediately hitting her up
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  because he had her number or something.
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  What? How did he reach out again?
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  He found her at the skating rink.
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  He thought, OK, so he stalked her.
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  He stalked her, but he also gave her five grand.
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  Yeah, that's right. He's like, so he should.
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  He was like hush money almost. So he should.
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  It should have been 50,000. Well, she didn't do anything.
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  I don't care. Get it all.
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  Get all the money. So he stalks her and then offers
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  her a secretary job. Yeah, at the sex club.
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  And she just assumes that this job will include her being on
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  her knees constantly. She pretty much does.
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  And she was kind of not OK with it at the start.
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  Yeah, but then she couldn't say no to the money because it's
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  going to pay way better than her current job.
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  And she's like, I'm sick of fucking cleaning up people's
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  smelly shoes. Yeah, she was still doing it
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  though, on the weekends. Yeah, that too.
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  And she's like, oh, I could this is more a better move for my
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  career. The fact that old May clearly
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  wants to fuck you, it's not a good move for your career.
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  OK, so he clearly wanted to fuck her, but then the whole point of
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  getting her the job was to get him her back, and he and Bo
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  didn't even want to talk to her. So even using her as bait to get
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  Bo to like him again wasn't even working because he wasn't even
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  going to come visit her or because he's stupid.
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  It just made that motivation made no sense.
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  I think that was such a plot hole.
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  I'm like sorry, that makes no sense cuz then he kept going
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  around. I feel so guilty.
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  And they kept calling her Bo's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
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  Yeah, all the time. You're my son's girl and like,
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  she's not just a separate person, she just.
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  Kind of left on her piece of relationship.
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  Kind of When you think about it, what was Bo's excuse for
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  cheating again? I don't know.
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  It's all the same. It's pretty lame.
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  Yeah. It's something like.
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  I think he just didn't even have an excuse.
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  Yeah, she wasn't paying attention or something.
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  Probably something like that. Typical textbook cheatery, 5
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  minutes into their weird new business arrangement of her
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  being his executive assistant. Was it?
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  It was something like that, yeah.
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  So she has to follow him around, take notes, blah blah blah.
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  And at the same time he was like, she's too young.
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  I have to shield her from all this to do with the business,
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  Then don't have her as your executive assistant.
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  Get someone who's fucking 34 years old, yeah?
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  Literally stupid Dick. Yeah.
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  Anyway, 5 seconds in he was already acting like a psycho
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  controlling boyfriend because they were touring the sex club
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  and she literally sat on the throne because one of those
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  friends of his was like flirting with her and stuff.
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  And because she was near him for like 5 seconds, he pretty much
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  lost it. And I'm like, imagine if your
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  boss lost it on like day one, I'd be like, I quit.
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  Bro, you haven't even got your first paycheck and he's chucking
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  a Willie. He's literally going mental.
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  Like give me another. Check.
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  And also something that I found kind of interesting, like him
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  and his friends and all the people involved at the club,
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  they all acted like 21 was completely sexually naive.
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  Yeah. No, that's not.
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  What she's had relationship, she's had sex and they were
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  acting like. Oh my God.
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  She's fresh, 16 and walking around.
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  I mean, to be fair, like the writer did the same thing and
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  was like, she knows none of these things and she's never
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  used Google. She was like that bit in the
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  twilight where Bella starts looking up vampires on Google.
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  Google Search, just in Bing like.
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  Why does it listen asking good up, yeah.
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  Actually, ask Jeeves. She's like, what is what is sex?
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  Where does it go? What parts go into what parts?
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  What does this mean? What does it mean when your ex
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  boyfriend's dad hires you to be a suspectative assistant and
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  you've already been on your knees 18 times and it's not even
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  lunchtime yet? I would love to see her read it
• 20:57
  like what she's posting, like I'm like the asshole for.
• 21:00
  Rejecting my boss. When he paid me $5000 to shut up
• 21:05
  about the fact that he had me on my knees before he even knew who
• 21:08
  I was, and then I was. Trying to convince him to put me
• 21:11
  back on my knees. So bad.
• 21:14
  I want to know, did Bo not inherit any kinkiness?
• 21:18
  Like what was their relationship?
• 21:19
  Because he was. Disgusted by.
• 21:23
  His dad. So he was.
• 21:24
  Disgusted so much he turned arms.
• 21:28
  Or the reverse. Or like whatever.
• 21:31
  No, he's. Sorry, sign in.
• 21:34
  His penis went in at some point. OK, so Charlotte and Emerson.
• 21:38
  HM what an unlikely couple, right?
• 21:41
  I couldn't really picture them either.
• 21:43
  No. I couldn't picture her at all.
• 21:45
  No. The bloke on the book threw me
• 21:47
  off too. I was like, no.
• 21:50
  I wouldn't be like. He's the hottest man I'd be
• 21:52
  like. Are you kidding?
• 21:53
  He has the haircut of a 10 year old, without the tracks, without
• 21:58
  the lightning streets. Oh my.
• 22:01
  God, shit, I don't know man. So he jumps straight into
• 22:08
  Obsessed straight in straight away.
• 22:10
  And just. I don't get why this guy's been
• 22:14
  around the block 800 times. He's had beautiful women.
• 22:19
  Probably girls. Similar of age, similar looks as
• 22:22
  her. The thing is, at the start he
• 22:24
  was saying I don't want a brat. I want someone who'll just obey
• 22:27
  me, just obey me. I don't want any attitude.
• 22:30
  Just don't. You'll be able to find that bro
• 22:32
  on your website, you fucking idiot.
• 22:35
  Put in the right fucking searches.
• 22:37
  He feels he's too old to work. He's.
• 22:40
  Too old to work his own website? Yes, he's the fucking coowner.
• 22:45
  Like he found. He's the founder.
• 22:47
  It's all the other people. But he has a rotating roster of
• 22:50
  girls, right? Because each time his friend is
• 22:52
  the one that goes through the because he's so busy, he's just
• 22:57
  kind of busy on he's. So busy. 5 seconds into the
• 23:00
  book, all they do is fuck all day.
• 23:03
  How is he too busy to find a good fuck maid?
• 23:06
  What is he doing? What?
• 23:07
  Do they even have to do? He does nothing.
• 23:11
  I think he just shuffles papers. He puts it in a.
• 23:14
  Briefcase and walks to the sex dungeon, then walks back.
• 23:19
  But what drives his fucking Lamborghini fucking two blocks
• 23:22
  over where the fucking club is the day in my life?
• 23:27
  We need that as a TikTok. Emerson, we need it.
• 23:35
  Shit. So OK, first of all, what the
• 23:36
  fuck was he thinking hiring her in the 1st place?
• 23:41
  He's painless, he's doing all the work.
• 23:43
  It's just weird because OK, Barry moved on.
• 23:46
  He technically was seeing another girl because Charlotte
• 23:49
  saw him with the girl, assumingly that that's the one
• 23:52
  he cheated with, right? So why didn't old mate Emerson
• 23:56
  do a bit of a fucking Facebook search, find that girl and hi
• 23:59
  her instead, you fucking idiot. It's because he.
• 24:03
  Wouldn't listen every time she's.
• 24:05
  Like, I'm not interested in Bo. And he was like, but you're my
• 24:08
  son's girl and she's like, he's abused.
• 24:09
  There was a point where she was like, yeah, he literally called
• 24:13
  me useless. And he was like, I don't
• 24:15
  understand who would call you that?
• 24:16
  And but then never, son. It was only your son, the person
• 24:20
  you didn't raise. No, I think that whole idea of
• 24:26
  them getting back together, Bo and Charlotte was a fucking cop
• 24:30
  out. Yeah, at the end he just
• 24:32
  pretended that that was the whole reason.
• 24:34
  He just wanted to palm her off so he didn't have a reason to
• 24:38
  keep putting his Dick in. He's like, at least if she's off
• 24:40
  limits, I can't stick it in anymore.
• 24:43
  I mean, you could just use the selfcontrol with your brain and
• 24:46
  apparently doesn't. So funny.
• 24:50
  God, Emerson, he pretends to have boundaries.
• 24:53
  You know how he kept pretending to be protective around her?
• 24:57
  Like, Oh my God, she's 21, She's a baby.
• 24:59
  This is all new to her. But then he kept talking about
• 25:01
  sexual things right to her face and gave her a checklist of
• 25:05
  things for her to mark off about their relationship.
• 25:09
  Not before they even got there. There she was doing that and
• 25:13
  then took her to the sex club at the date.
• 25:16
  Literally. Like when he made her like rub
• 25:19
  one out while watching salon on the road while he cried at it
• 25:24
  was not the grand opening. Yeah, grand opening of her,
• 25:28
  booty of her. Pussy.
• 25:32
  No, I get right. He's like, we just stay by my
• 25:37
  side, don't go anywhere in the sex club.
• 25:38
  And then she sneaks off and he knows she's in the back.
• 25:43
  And he said I'm getting up early.
• 25:44
  She's like, you know what? Erection.
• 25:57
  I would have just walked in there on accident and went fuck.
• 25:47
  Grind it. You know, because old men get
• 25:50
  erections over everything. OK, so can we talk about the
• 25:55
  voyeur? Like hold but then like.
• 26:03
  It's me looking for a bathroom like.
• 26:07
  Because she wasn't that alone. But she asked for the bathroom
• 26:10
  and the bodyguard was like, yeah, go through.
• 26:12
  There's no bathroom back there. I'm sure there's a big ass sign
• 26:16
  on the other side. That's like fucking me on the
• 26:18
  side. Yeah, women's.
• 26:21
  Imagine that. See, I would walk in and I'd be
• 26:23
  like, oh shit, I don't know even know.
• 26:25
  How to leave? Do I leave?
• 26:27
  You can probably leave. It was like a hallway, wasn't
• 26:29
  it? Like a dark, I know, but then
• 26:31
  I'm like. Other people watching, are they
• 26:32
  going to think I'm it's like in a shopping?
• 26:34
  Center when I'm like. Walking aimlessly in circles and
• 26:37
  I'm like, I can't go back that way they've seen.
• 26:40
  Meanwhile, no one gives a fuck. No, they're.
• 26:42
  Like they'll know. Jody.
• 26:47
  Getting railed. I can't.
• 26:49
  You're just like on the other side of one way glass.
• 26:51
  I can't even see you. And they're like, how are you
• 26:53
  getting? See it you.
• 26:56
  Know my glasses? I didn't even wear something.
• 26:59
  Dude, you know that some crusty old guys, like, half a meter
• 27:02
  next to you, jerking off violently?
• 27:05
  I think that would send me more into a panic because what if he
• 27:08
  comes up and he's like, need a hand and you're like?
• 27:13
  Emerson was the crusty old guy, No.
• 27:16
  He does. So he's.
• 27:18
  The one like what? Fucking wet humps the back of a
• 27:21
  fucking dress. He's doing his jizz all down the
• 27:24
  whole trail, down his leg. At least it wasn't referred as a
• 27:29
  heavy sack this time. Not the not the heavy sack.
• 27:34
  Wait, battery sack. So we've gone.
• 27:38
  Wait, can we just go back? Sorry, because I forgot.
• 27:40
  So you know what The. Because this was the opening,
• 27:43
  right? Remember how I said guess what I
• 27:45
  was so mad about? Oh yeah, yeah.
• 27:47
  It was the fucking Navy and gold glittery gown that she was
• 27:52
  wearing to this opening. Yeah, I couldn't picture it.
• 27:55
  It sounded fucking feral. It does.
• 27:57
  Well, she was like, I needed a formal gown.
• 28:00
  I'm like. Wouldn't you need a?
• 28:01
  Cocktail dress? Yeah, something cute.
• 28:03
  Yeah, something. Little something sexy.
• 28:05
  She's in a full ball gown like ruffles and all.
• 28:09
  How many layers is this jizz gonna have to get through the
• 28:13
  itchy penis? He got his fucking full fingers
• 28:17
  in there. He was fiddling them flaps.
• 28:22
  Didn't he get her to lick it? Or did he lick it?
• 28:25
  So she rubbed on out. And then he split his.
• 28:30
  I don't. Understand that I'm like, did
• 28:32
  they not have refreshments like this gathering need a little bit
• 28:38
  of protein. It's just a bit packaged.
• 28:42
  It's no entrees. It's like when people run in a
• 28:45
  race and they have them little syrup.
• 28:48
  Packets. Yes, the tiny little water.
• 28:52
  He's like for free, he. Just throws it on.
• 28:56
  The ground, see, he's like just a sample.
• 29:01
  I thought when you're like, I'm super triggered about something.
• 29:04
  I thought it was the immediate next day where she was on her
• 29:08
  knees waiting for him and I was like, I couldn't get past that.
• 29:11
  No, no, no, It was the ball gown.
• 29:13
  I. Want that on record.
• 29:16
  Because it was almost a ball. Fucking.
• 29:20
  If that's an occasion where there's a ball gown, I think you
• 29:24
  fuck what the occasion is I fucking.
• 29:27
  Trash I don't. Like if you're going to a sex
• 29:31
  club as a date, wouldn't you wear like, a slinky, like little
• 29:34
  satin? Yeah, like gloves.
• 29:36
  Old school Hollywood. Or like, modern.
• 29:39
  You choose it. Being backless.
• 29:41
  Yes. Yeah.
• 29:43
  I'm thinking I would do a little satiny.
• 29:45
  Yeah, I'd have a spray tan from the top of my fucking headline.
• 29:50
  To the base. Of my feet, of course.
• 29:53
  I'm wearing backlers. Wow.
• 29:57
  We just jumped right in. Just sort of like how the book
• 29:59
  does. I want to know who's on their
• 30:01
  retainer for HR. They don't have one.
• 30:05
  They are HR. Oh, he even mentions this at one
• 30:11
  point. I'm pretty sure he goes cuz I
• 30:14
  wrote here, this was my note. This workplace sounds like a
• 30:16
  ticking time bomb for HR, but he mentioned it somewhere too.
• 30:20
  I think that the cofounder did. I think that's why they only
• 30:23
  work with themselves. This is one of those places
• 30:26
  where, years later, all of these women are gonna come out like
• 30:28
  Playboy. About how toxic the work
• 30:34
  environment was and how many people were sexually harassed.
• 30:36
  Or, yeah, he openly admits that he fucks all of his secretaries.
• 30:41
  I mean, that's what they're hired.
• 30:42
  To do, I think. But do you reckon that's in
• 30:45
  their fucking contract? No.
• 30:47
  Like their employment contract wouldn't be able to say that
• 30:49
  because they don't do prostitution.
• 30:51
  That's. Scary stuff I want.
• 30:54
  To know why. That Lady with the blog thinks
• 30:56
  he's a. God for what?
• 30:58
  Yeah. You look so.
• 31:01
  Offended I'm like. When I read it, I was like.
• 31:03
  God. For what, God?
• 31:05
  For being a fucking idiot. He opens it up.
• 31:10
  And a brothel? Like it's not that hard.
• 31:13
  Just have a party at your house. Dude, we're opening.
• 31:16
  One next week. No big deal.
• 31:18
  No ball gowns. Easy.
• 31:20
  Right. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
• 31:22
  I don't have money for a ball gown.
• 31:24
  Cover girl. Easy breathing.
• 31:28
  Easy breezy brothel. And also, why was she more
• 31:33
  paranoid about that Lady than the fact that he said he humps
• 31:37
  all the secretaries? She was more concerned about the
• 31:39
  chick who wasn't sucking him. That's because they did.
• 31:44
  But I thought they. No, she was one of them.
• 31:48
  And he was trying to prove a point that she was the new one.
• 31:52
  And she was like, no, that was the that was the Monaco girl.
• 31:56
  No it. Was the previous secretary, and
• 32:00
  he did admit to banging her, but that other lady was the one that
• 32:03
  took her into the throne to make him jealous later.
• 32:06
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And she had never banged him.
• 32:08
  Oh no, she was just a. Blog Yeah, Yeah.
• 32:10
  So it was so weird. I was like, she's being jealous
• 32:13
  of the wrong people. Who knows?
• 32:16
  And I love how it took her a million years for it to be
• 32:18
  ticking over. Slowly doing it over time.
• 32:19
  Like maybe he's using me if he fucks all of his secretaries.
• 32:25
  So at what point maybe he just grooms 21 year olds.
• 32:29
  You know what was really funny? Every day.
• 32:31
  Because she was trying to impress him.
• 32:32
  Because obviously she needed him to validate.
• 32:35
  She needed the praise. Yeah, she needed it.
• 32:37
  She had a praise kink and he. And.
• 32:44
  Then she started wanting to be with him and do that stuff.
• 32:47
  And then he did it more he she bought pretty much a new outfit
• 32:52
  every day. Do you know how much does it
• 32:53
  cost? You just spend your entire
• 32:55
  salary doing that? Yeah, just to rock up in a full
• 32:57
  new outfit of the same thing. Yeah, like pretty much the same
• 33:02
  kind of stuff. Every day I would show up in a
• 33:04
  moo moo. I've never worn 1, but that
• 33:06
  would be the vibe. I would just be testing like
• 33:08
  just an hoodie show up in an hoodie.
• 33:11
  Like, dude, how far can I take this wet hair towel robe?
• 33:17
  I mean, this was a fun. She was just sitting there in
• 33:18
  pure underwear. She could have showed up on
• 33:20
  that. I never want to read about
• 33:22
  someone crawling to someone ever again.
• 33:24
  Absolutely not. He gave me the ick.
• 33:27
  I wanted to die because you're like, picturing it and I'm like,
• 33:31
  no. And then she had the papers in
• 33:33
  her mouth. You know, that was clunky.
• 33:35
  You know, she doesn't just start off crawling through like a
• 33:37
  little Panther. You know that she's.
• 33:39
  Even if she. Even if she was crawling through
• 33:42
  like a little Panther, that would probably give me more of
• 33:44
  an egg. True.
• 33:48
  She's probably looking like Samara, like the ring, just when
• 33:50
  she pops out the TV. Oh no.
• 33:54
  She's like twitching. I would do it just with shits
• 33:56
  and gigs, just to see what he says, because like, he'd be
• 34:00
  trying to like, crawl to me and you just bend.
• 34:01
  Backwards, just flipping, kicking.
• 34:06
  He'd probably be like. Trying to give you the praise,
• 34:08
  like trying to train you. And he's like, she's wild.
• 34:11
  She's. Just not twerking.
• 34:16
  You would not. Be able to tame me?
• 34:18
  If you're twerking. But in a backbridge, honestly, I
• 34:25
  would so be fine because. Hey, I'm a brat.
• 34:28
  Let's just start there. I'm exactly what he doesn't
• 34:31
  want, which is a woman with opinions, and I'm clearly too
• 34:34
  old. She's just, I'd be like, you
• 34:36
  want me to do what I'd be like. I need up front.
• 34:41
  An amount of money. I'm going to need that in,
• 34:43
  right? I don't get too embarrassed.
• 34:44
  I'm so embarrassed about everything.
• 34:46
  I don't. You like, don't look at me.
• 34:49
  I eventually would refuse to push the roller cages because
• 34:51
  it's embarrassing. Yeah, that's fucking
• 34:53
  embarrassing. Let's be real.
• 34:55
  So you think you're crawling on the floor for the man?
• 34:57
  Absolutely not. You're like, I'm not even doing
• 35:00
  something normal for minimum wage.
• 35:01
  I was like, I don't. Ever want to walk to you?
• 35:04
  You didn't walk to me. Oh shit, that's so.
• 35:09
  Good. We flip it around.
• 35:11
  We end up training. Very nice.
• 35:12
  I'm like, cool. Yeah.
• 35:18
  'Cause you know how people have that?
• 35:20
  Kink where they want you to make them spend money.
• 35:23
  Like imagine if you flip the table and then he's just like
• 35:26
  you, his salaries like yes, Queen.
• 35:28
  I mean, if he can groom her and to get the Praise King, I'm sure
• 35:31
  we could groom him into that. It's reverse groom.
• 35:34
  Yes. How do you groom an old man?
• 35:36
  I'm. I'm sure it's not hard.
• 35:37
  Their brain doesn't really work because their brains on the way
• 35:41
  out. I.
• 35:43
  Mean it took a long time to get to a mature age and then they
• 35:47
  only have a short window. Before the hell.
• 35:50
  Simon. Sets in.
• 35:51
  Yeah, you play the. Long game.
• 35:53
  You wait till he starts to forget.
• 35:55
  You start tricking him by forgetting.
• 35:58
  Yeah, gaslighting. So, all right, So going back to
• 36:02
  the little different outfits every day.
• 36:04
  You know that scene in The Devil Wears Prada where?
• 36:08
  Is it Miranda the evil boss? Yeah.
• 36:10
  She walks in every day and throws the coat on her desk in a
• 36:13
  different outfit. And it's like couture.
• 36:15
  So every day it's like a different thing.
• 36:17
  I could imagine her wearing a new outfit every day and he's
• 36:20
  practically like eating his fist, trying to control his
• 36:23
  range boner. Because I tell it was described,
• 36:26
  he's got like this boner. That's just.
• 36:30
  Do you're? A kid and then?
• 36:32
  Every day she just sees the top of his penis outside of his
• 36:36
  face. He's stuck, like, in his belt,
• 36:38
  to try and contain it, and it's just like angrily poking out.
• 36:43
  You know, your shirt's tucked in and you're just all you see is
• 36:45
  the head. He thinks he's covered it, but
• 36:48
  it's not. You can imagine them working in
• 36:51
  an office that has just glass. No, just glass.
• 36:54
  And it's just their tables sitting opposite each other.
• 36:56
  Oh, so she the neighbors. He's actually come over a couple
• 37:02
  of times. He's like, absolutely not turn
• 37:03
  back around. Not a good time.
• 37:05
  The neighbors would see him laying her out on the table
• 37:08
  daily. And why did it describe them as
• 37:14
  pretty much having sex 10 times before lunch?
• 37:17
  None of them have that much stammer.
• 37:19
  No, there's a part where he was mad at her and went missing.
• 37:23
  Do you know the part I'm talking about?
• 37:25
  Who went missing? Emerson.
• 37:27
  He went missing in his house in. His house.
• 37:31
  In his house. In his own house.
• 37:33
  Yeah, he went missing. She.
• 37:34
  Didn't leave? No.
• 37:36
  She just kept working in the office and she's like, he's been
• 37:38
  gone for like 3 hours. What if he's just?
• 37:41
  Taken an old man nap. Why would you be that?
• 37:45
  Concerned because she thought he was mad, but he oh, this was
• 37:49
  before they started barging. Ah, this is the day Boris showed
• 37:52
  up to the house and found them. Yeah, but she went for a hunt
• 37:55
  and he was in the gym or something.
• 37:58
  You know, because rich people always have a fully fledged gym
• 38:00
  in their house goals. But I'm like, what if he just
• 38:04
  fell asleep because he's so old and tired?
• 38:09
  That makes a lot of sense. Because you know how when you're
• 38:11
  angry, they say. Sleep on it.
• 38:14
  He's just like my old man now. She's just like walked into his
• 38:19
  room and he's in a full like button up pajama with his teddy.
• 38:22
  That's so cute. I would actually.
• 38:24
  Like him, If that was the case, Oh, he'd be somewhat You like
• 38:28
  him, somewhat redeemable. Little hat on.
• 38:32
  Shit, slippies. You know what was really weird?
• 38:35
  So I know we're jumping all over the place, but before they were
• 38:38
  hooking up. They were working together in
• 38:40
  the office and she sort of knew that she was attracted to him
• 38:43
  straight away kind of thing. But they were towing that line
• 38:45
  of and she was like, are we flirting or not?
• 38:48
  She was fucking looking at his hand, being like.
• 38:51
  Oh. I see.
• 38:53
  What's it called Forger for you? I'm like apparently because they
• 38:58
  both have. The soul mate line or something
• 39:01
  along soul mate line. Was then meant to be.
• 39:05
  He's this isn't that long. He's got to be on another 20
• 39:08
  years in him. What do you mean?
• 39:09
  Right. And then he was pretending like
• 39:11
  he didn't know that that was 21 year old.
• 39:14
  Speak for stick your Dick in me. Sorry, but if.
• 39:19
  She came up to me. It's not if anyone came up to me
• 39:22
  and like caressed, caressed my palm, caressed my fucking love
• 39:25
  line, I would slap them. Get away from me.
• 39:29
  Fucking 21 year old freak I was. Like I'm in danger.
• 39:34
  I'm like, I'm being. Mom's sweaty.
• 39:42
  Especially if it was a 21 year old fucking astrology girly.
• 39:46
  I'd be like I'm out of here. Sorry sis.
• 39:49
  I'm like, I know that's Loki me but like older but.
• 39:53
  You're not. My.
• 39:54
  Hand not yet. But he but he pretended.
• 39:58
  But you have no idea. It's.
• 39:59
  Like. I think he knows when this is
• 40:02
  about to go. He's bewildered, but the the
• 40:06
  slight thumb caress of the line, the little thumb, the thumb
• 40:12
  caress, the little Slitty Attack, I just can't deal.
• 40:15
  Oh my God, can we talk about the fact that he kept calling her
• 40:18
  Charlotte, which is basically her child name, even though she
• 40:23
  preferred Charlie. Also, in saying that in later
• 40:27
  chapters, her name changed to Charlotte.
• 40:30
  Yeah, me, the es, because everything has to just adapt to
• 40:33
  Emerson now. You know what'd be really funny?
• 40:36
  If Charlotte got with Jamison from the store?
• 40:39
  Because then they'd both have multiple names.
• 40:44
  Jamison, James J, Joe. You can have Charlotte Charles
• 40:49
  like in Charlie. Shah.
• 40:52
  Shah. What he.
• 40:54
  God. It's just gets.
• 40:56
  Worse and worse, they could both just repopulate the universe
• 41:00
  with their multipersonality. What?
• 41:02
  What would Emerson's be? Emerson's M Merson son?
• 41:10
  Like the one he ignores. Merman.
• 41:17
  Just really an edge, Mama. Just oh, generic millionaire
• 41:23
  daddy from a romance novel. Because that's what he is.
• 41:27
  Yeah. How they just have such generic
• 41:29
  little lives. You were saying?
• 41:32
  What does he do every day? What are Emerson's hopes and
• 41:34
  dreams? What's his goals?
• 41:36
  He's just ploughing 21 year olds.
• 41:39
  That's it. That's all he needs to do?
• 41:43
  Are you kidding? Imagine if that was our life.
• 41:45
  That's like at least 50% of 40 year old men dreams, Yeah, but
• 41:50
  once you're leaving that. Would be less.
• 41:52
  How boring. I'm sure at that point it's
• 41:54
  coming out flaky is. It.
• 41:58
  His jizz is just dust. It's chunky.
• 42:03
  I just you know what it. Just was you know it was so
• 42:07
  funny or you know when he's. Speaking on it, you see it very.
• 42:12
  Close. I can.
• 42:13
  You know. You know.
• 42:15
  Oh, OK, let me breathe. Charlotte never got the ick with
• 42:20
  the fact that he plays every secretary.
• 42:23
  Come on, girl, she's a bit jealous because she she wasn't
• 42:28
  getting that straight away. Also she was like.
• 42:30
  Will he just replace me, Darth? Oh my God.
• 42:34
  You know what is worse? She was like, he's just never
• 42:37
  doing it. It's never happening.
• 42:39
  She was only working for like 2 days by the time they started
• 42:44
  fucking. Dude, I thought it was earlier.
• 42:47
  Probably. It was probably a month.
• 42:48
  Cuz I feel like it wasn't. It wasn't the total book.
• 42:51
  Like four months. Yeah, something like a really
• 42:54
  short timeline. Yeah.
• 42:55
  Because remember, it was pretty much day one that they did that
• 42:59
  tour and he was already acting like a crazy, possessed
• 43:01
  boyfriend. And then there was that one day
• 43:03
  where she was, Was it at his house or at the office and she
• 43:06
  was already on her knees. Yeah.
• 43:08
  And that was her way of telling him that that's what she wanted
• 43:10
  or something. It was the day after the day.
• 43:13
  And then he gave her that list of all of the things that you
• 43:16
  could take. Zero, as in, you don't want to
• 43:19
  do it. She had it made.
• 43:21
  She printed it out because she did the research.
• 43:23
  Yes. Yeah.
• 43:23
  So she made that list, listed every single sexual act, and
• 43:28
  then from zero to five. And then remember when he
• 43:31
  chucked A tantrum because she was getting no response from
• 43:34
  him. And he goes, if you wanted to
• 43:36
  know, it would be 5 for you, for all of them.
• 43:39
  I know you're telling me, Emerson, that you would want to
• 43:42
  be fucking full double fisted in the asshole.
• 43:45
  Because you know how he said five to everything?
• 43:48
  Didn't read the list. He didn't read anything.
• 43:50
  He just read it in the context of things that she would be
• 43:53
  willing. She was like fingers and
• 43:55
  eyeballs while. Getting around and then didn't
• 43:58
  she change it? So she put five on everything?
• 44:01
  Yeah, even anal. She was so happy about the anal
• 44:04
  one. Why In every book.
• 44:07
  OK, good for you having a fun anal time.
• 44:10
  But why is that the premium sexual thing?
• 44:14
  Why is? That the number one spot, it's
• 44:17
  because it gives you the most praise from the from men.
• 44:22
  Does it? I don't know.
• 44:24
  It gives you the most credit. I hope at least someone has shit
• 44:27
  on their Dick at this point. Go don't worry, people probably
• 44:33
  up shit on their neck. And also why are you fucking
• 44:38
  yourself over? Because the second he's like
• 44:40
  cool and he's pulling out this list and he's like, let's do
• 44:43
  number 85 on the list and you're like oh absolutely not.
• 44:47
  It's literally like dig up a corpse and fuck it in front of
• 44:50
  everybody. And you're like.
• 44:53
  I bought 5 on that. You're like you can't wind it
• 44:57
  back girl. The whole point of consent is
• 44:59
  you think about it properly. Yeah, fucking dip shit.
• 45:04
  Also, I'm on this list. We have to print it out.
• 45:09
  We have to Google a list later. Yes, if it was Emerson.
• 45:13
  Everything's 0, everything's shut up shop.
• 45:15
  Imagine if your boss cuz at this point they were still just boss
• 45:18
  and employee massage your feet because you went out and bought
• 45:23
  them lunch, which is a pretty normal thing for an executive
• 45:26
  assistant to do. Go out and get your boss's
• 45:29
  lunch. I mean he's rich.
• 45:31
  He could just buy her a little foot spa.
• 45:33
  What if he was like the day before your petty and your nails
• 45:36
  were just right like mine? What if?
• 45:42
  Got little like crusty heels? What if she never washes her
• 45:45
  feet? You know how some people don't
• 45:47
  actually wash their feet? Yeah, like, what if today was
• 45:50
  not the day and all the mud's chipping off everything, all the
• 45:55
  dirt? What if she had crusty skin,
• 46:00
  acting like that's the worst thing ever?
• 46:01
  What if she had contagious foot wars and he's just like the
• 46:07
  Funkins and he's trying to rub them and he's like she's been
• 46:10
  squeezing them into heels every day?
• 46:12
  You don't wear socks with heels? No, you don't.
• 46:15
  There's a chance for foot sweat. No breathable, no breathability.
• 46:19
  Not, yes, smelly feet. And then he eats his lunch with
• 46:22
  them, with with his hands, without washing them, he.
• 46:27
  Always went for a little bit of callus.
• 46:30
  It's fun. And how come she bought him
• 46:38
  lunch and didn't have anything? What is she eating?
• 46:44
  Yeah, maybe. Because all she's spent is on
• 46:55
  her outfits, she can't afford much.
• 46:45
  It's like when I was a student and all I had to eat, it was
• 46:48
  like fucking $0.99 noodles because I was poor.
• 46:52
  She's broken a lot of. Do you reckon she's buying it
• 47:01
  out of? Her money.
• 47:02
  She's lunch. No, come on now, because she's
• 47:06
  got a company credit card or something.
• 47:07
  She didn't get it till later, didn't she?
• 47:09
  Oh, this is the day she got it because her car broke down.
• 47:16
  OK, I can't remember who he was talking to.
• 47:19
  Right, but this is a direct quote.
• 47:21
  So Gerd, your loins. I probably know if anyone
• 47:24
  touched her, the way I'm touching her now, I'd have their
• 47:26
  fucking head on a stick they weren't even fucking yet.
• 47:30
  I feel like it was Grant, the best friend.
• 47:33
  No, but that's what Emerson was saying.
• 47:35
  If anyone was touching her. Yeah, he was talking to the
• 47:38
  friend about it. Yeah.
• 47:39
  And that's what he said. And so you admit that you're a
• 47:42
  complete sex pest, then a little pest.
• 47:45
  Rooney, anyone? Maybe even including your son.
• 47:49
  If he was touching her, like, I feel like touching her.
• 47:51
  I feel like he would be the exception.
• 47:53
  Because remember, Bo came back and he's like, oh, they're
• 47:56
  getting back together because then it's easy to get out of it.
• 47:59
  Pepperoni Pest Pesperoni. Hey, you know how they were
• 48:04
  gonna hook up? And two different times a phone
• 48:06
  call interrupted them? Yep. 2 Come on now, they're
• 48:10
  gonna work sometimes. Out of the ten other times they
• 48:13
  had sex, at least two of them had to be phone calls, But it
• 48:17
  was interrupting before they had sex, sort of for the first time
• 48:20
  before they properly kissed. And I was like, get it over
• 48:23
  with. We knew what this was going to
• 48:25
  be the second she fucking got down on her knees at his fucking
• 48:28
  house. I don't know why she would.
• 48:29
  He would assume that she wanted to do.
• 48:32
  All of that and out. Of her sex?
• 48:34
  Yeah, exactly. What is what?
• 48:36
  How does it benefit her? Because isn't there a point
• 48:38
  where she went and put her like chin on his thigh?
• 48:42
  You little, you little cat. And she just sat there while he
• 48:46
  was on Zoom. Yeah, do.
• 48:47
  You know how boring that would be?
• 48:48
  Patting her head? That'd be that boring.
• 48:51
  I'd rather. Do anything else, you'd be just
• 48:53
  staring at the wall from like underneath the table.
• 48:56
  Just like dissociated bro. I'd at least have my phone down
• 48:59
  there doing tik toks or something like what are you
• 49:01
  going to do? And then she'll just, like, look
• 49:04
  up at him and be like, you know, when it was the opening of the
• 49:08
  sex club, he bought her that dress.
• 49:11
  So it was the trope of him buying her dress because he's a
• 49:14
  millionaire and he can afford it.
• 49:15
  It's like, OK, OK, Claus Michaelson.
• 49:18
  Chill out. You know what was I was also mad
• 49:21
  about? This was toeing the line of fake
• 49:23
  dating. Yeah.
• 49:25
  And I was like, I did this to myself.
• 49:27
  This is my you picked it Every time I fucking pick one.
• 49:30
  It's got a fucking ball gown and a fucking fake dating.
• 49:33
  I don't know if we just finding things in a similar pool of
• 49:37
  books by accident and we need to bring these are all kind of
• 49:40
  popular ones. I don't believe a single thing
• 49:43
  anyone else says about books anymore, including myself.
• 49:46
  You know it was weird cuz they were like we're going to this.
• 49:50
  If you see a couple at a gathering together, especially
• 49:54
  if it's a major event, they're fucking.
• 49:57
  Yeah. Or they're dating.
• 49:59
  They're pretty much coming out as a couple and they're like,
• 50:02
  oh, no one else that he's not going up to everyone going like,
• 50:05
  he was telling everyone that was his date, not this is my son's
• 50:08
  sex girlfriend, right, Exactly this.
• 50:12
  At this point, I was getting frustrated because I'm like, I
• 50:15
  like slow burns normally, but I'm just pissed because we
• 50:17
  already know. Yeah.
• 50:18
  So you could at least give us some good smart.
• 50:20
  I mean, yeah. I don't think we got really good
• 50:23
  smart out of this at all it. Was.
• 50:25
  Just that they parked. They did this so that you know
• 50:28
  the scene where, and we've already mentioned it, the
• 50:30
  voyeur. Yeah, window and everything.
• 50:33
  There was a point where in her brain, and they have not even
• 50:37
  been properly together yet, right in her brain, while he was
• 50:40
  fiddling her and playing the clip violin, diddling her
• 50:45
  cliddle, clidling, cliddling on the diddling.
• 50:50
  While he was doing that in her brain she was saying, my
• 50:53
  Emerson, I know from like day one she was like that.
• 50:58
  She was so possessive over him for what there is so many times
• 51:01
  that she referred to him as my Sir and it made me want to throw
• 51:04
  myself off a Cliff. Charlotte Love.
• 51:07
  Charlotte, he's been for the streets at least 20 years before
• 51:11
  you were born. It's crusty.
• 51:15
  He's been around, he's been around the town, he's.
• 51:18
  Been around and around and around the world.
• 51:20
  She's because you're a fresh 21 year old and she's sitting there
• 51:24
  trying to claim this man. Nobody wants him go.
• 51:28
  No, there's a reason why he's still sitting here in a whole
• 51:31
  sex club. I mean, his friends sound hotter
• 51:35
  than him. Yes, some of the friends I was
• 51:37
  kind of here for. Something going to happen with
• 51:39
  old mate with the vibrator. Yeah.
• 51:41
  You know how he was just fucking around with her and stuff.
• 51:43
  And I was like, that's the energy we need.
• 51:45
  Like because he's actually having fun when Mr. Serious
• 51:47
  fucking Farty McGee was just like old man.
• 51:52
  Old Man yells at sky about everything.
• 51:57
  He's like we must protect her, but I have.
• 51:59
  I have to fuck her every 5 minutes, yell bro, pick a lane
• 52:04
  and this is when she was not sleeping with him yet.
• 52:08
  Yeah, but doing all the other work.
• 52:12
  And that's when the the sex toy lady to come in and she was
• 52:17
  like, mad about that. If being a good sub meant me
• 52:22
  doing my exact fucking job, my normal job, except being
• 52:26
  completely silent, I would just have to quit The fuck I complain
• 52:30
  90% of my day. How the fuck am I going to get a
• 52:34
  what his whole idea of her being?
• 52:36
  What's the point about being a job if you can't?
• 52:39
  Complain about it, paying me to complain.
• 52:43
  Like I don't understand. I would simply have to walk out
• 52:46
  of there and be like this is not a good working environment.
• 52:50
  Fell a man trying to get me quiet.
• 52:53
  Good luck just. Never happened, never will
• 52:59
  happen next minute. He comes like with the muscle
• 53:05
  like shit. Bull gag is all like.
• 53:09
  It the good sis was gagged like bold Steve.
• 53:18
  It was the best one. He was on the zoom call and you
• 53:20
  know that the coworkers are well aware because he's just looking
• 53:23
  down like doing these emotions. Oh, they're 100%.
• 53:26
  No, I know, they're like, for fuck's sake, Charlotte, is he
• 53:31
  like sexual assault at that point?
• 53:33
  Because yeah, like non consenting, loving emotion.
• 53:37
  B, Well, it's not, you know what I mean, assault.
• 53:40
  But that's sexual harassment, right?
• 53:42
  Because. Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 53:43
  They're being involved in a sex act without consent.
• 53:46
  Yeah, yeah, but it's not a full sex act.
• 53:48
  If there's no sex happening, saying it feels like the same as
• 53:51
  when you see them. People that are like dog
• 53:53
  collared up and they're walking on the floor or doing the baby
• 53:57
  talk in public. Yeah, yeah.
• 53:59
  No one needs to see. That no, I don't want to be
• 54:01
  involved. I don't want to know.
• 54:03
  You I'm like do it in public, but do it in an open field with
• 54:06
  no one there, like. Chill.
• 54:08
  If someone with the fetish is running around with them,
• 54:11
  partner on a leash in an open field.
• 54:14
  That's when you hear a tree fall down.
• 54:18
  You know what I mean? The first part is my brain never
• 54:21
  switches off. So this, like, if I was to
• 54:23
  experience something like that, I would experience it again,
• 54:26
  like every month at a random time.
• 54:28
  It'd be like, you remember when this and I'd be like, oh, that's
• 54:33
  wrong, I'd be like, it's my choice.
• 54:41
  You'd be like when the zoom got awkward.
• 54:45
  I would never be able to look at him again.
• 54:46
  I'd be like, I don't want to be here.
• 54:48
  I feel like these people have been through a lot with each
• 54:51
  other. They probably do it all the
• 54:53
  time. I feel like before they were
• 54:55
  rich, they were probably in some hostel in Europe where they're
• 54:58
  listening to each other. Fuck people they're listening
• 55:03
  to, like Emerson. Tell them to get on the
• 55:05
  forecast. You know what I don't like about
• 55:10
  this book? The book, yes.
• 55:14
  But also, if you're going to do a fetish book, yeah, at least
• 55:18
  look into it a bit deeper or something.
• 55:21
  I'm sorry, but they always do this in books.
• 55:24
  They base on fetish, but they only show bits that are probably
• 55:30
  not even full play. Yeah, bits that aren't even to
• 55:34
  do with the proper fetish, and they don't explain it well.
• 55:38
  All he did, like the book is called praise and all he did was
• 55:42
  really basic, complimentary stuff that I could say to you
• 55:44
  right now and it wouldn't even be fucking awkward.
• 55:47
  I don't know, no. Kidding.
• 55:50
  Like he just said, like basic, basic, basic, sorry and like.
• 55:53
  It was the same thing over and over again, and they didn't even
• 55:56
  have. Like what was what were her
• 55:59
  treats? What were her rewards?
• 56:01
  Was she supposed to be Little Puppy?
• 56:02
  Was she supposed to be Little Cat?
• 56:03
  Was she supposed to like what was her persona?
• 56:06
  What was their dynamic supposed to be?
• 56:08
  Was it boss? Was it Secretary?
• 56:09
  They didn't even use that. No, there was no like come.
• 56:13
  On. I think her only rewards were
• 56:15
  like validation. Yeah, that's some new shoes.
• 56:20
  Come on. Yeah, That was like the fucking
• 56:22
  cover of the of the Booker shoes.
• 56:23
  Yeah, make her work for the shoes.
• 56:25
  I don't know. And a lot of the time, like, I
• 56:27
  don't care if we get one sex scene, 0 sex scene, but if
• 56:32
  you're going to do the fetish scene on a praise kink, where's
• 56:36
  the sex scene with the praise kink, Right.
• 56:39
  Because there wasn't. Really.
• 56:40
  It was 2 separate things, yeah. It was like, here's your normal
• 56:44
  sex and then here's your kink outside of the sex.
• 56:46
  And we're just having a lot of sex.
• 56:48
  I know. There was one part of the book
• 56:50
  that threw me out, and it was when they were cuddling on the
• 56:52
  couch. What was going on around that
• 56:55
  they were watching? True crime.
• 56:58
  And I was like, so you're questioning your togetherness?
• 57:01
  I use a cuddled on the couch. I know.
• 57:04
  I hate it when they do that in books where they pretend that
• 57:07
  they're not a thing. I think that's when Bo came into
• 57:10
  it and he was trying to get rid of her sort of thing.
• 57:13
  Yeah. You know what was interesting?
• 57:15
  Once they started hooking up, they're the only ones that work
• 57:18
  together because he's got his own office at home.
• 57:21
  And he said, yeah, yeah. So what even happens after you
• 57:24
  clock in at just say 8:00 o'clock in the morning, You fuck
• 57:28
  all day? Do you still clock out at 4:00?
• 57:31
  Yeah, what about your emails? What about all the stuff?
• 57:35
  Just remember, even like there'd be some days where she was
• 57:38
  allowed to just be herself. And then the the special they
• 57:43
  called it Special Days, which. Also gives me the.
• 57:45
  It reminds me of grooming. Children, I'm not gonna lie.
• 57:49
  Do you know what I mean? Special days.
• 57:52
  Yeah. And then she'd be like, we
• 57:55
  finished at 5:00. That's it.
• 57:56
  Done. And then just keep going.
• 57:58
  I know. And you know what was funny?
• 58:00
  Because on the weekends he would complain that he has to do his
• 58:04
  own emails and everything because she wasn't working for
• 58:08
  him on the weekends. Why would you be working outside
• 58:10
  of business hours? Nothing could be that urgent if
• 58:13
  you're. Working eight or five Monday to
• 58:15
  Friday. Saturday and Sunday should be
• 58:17
  your days off. And if you're the CEO of a sex
• 58:21
  club, wouldn't you be at the sex club or wouldn't that be your
• 58:24
  work days? And then you'd have like a
• 58:26
  Monday, Tuesday off or something like why?
• 58:29
  Why are you doing? It never makes sense.
• 58:31
  And he was complaining about it because she had that birthday
• 58:34
  party or whatever for her sister and he was like, where are you?
• 58:37
  He's like, oh, I'm drowning in emails.
• 58:39
  Probably if you weren't fucking the secretary all day she would
• 58:42
  have already answered them Dick wad or get another one and then
• 58:46
  he shows up at the two. Get a fail secretary and watch
• 58:51
  them fuck each other. Even the.
• 58:53
  Score. See, I've already made the book
• 58:55
  more spicy. Sorry, sorry, sorry about it.
• 58:58
  But then he showed up at the sister's birthday party.
• 59:01
  I just want someone with a cock fetish.
• 59:03
  That would be so much better. It's always these super
• 59:06
  possessed daddies. That's a cock.
• 59:08
  Finish. Like he wants to watch her be
• 59:10
  banged by another guy. Yeah, yeah.
• 59:12
  Sorry, sorry. I'm like, I don't know why in my
• 59:14
  mind that didn't click. Sorry.
• 59:19
  He would have got there eventually.
• 59:20
  But you know what? I thought about it later and
• 59:22
  being like. Oh you dumb bitch.
• 59:23
  No, but like he should hire some other 21 year old dude and then
• 59:28
  like. What?
• 59:28
  He's too possessive. No, I know that was boring.
• 59:31
  Such a good book. Wouldn't that be better?
• 59:33
  Yeah. Here for it, here for it.
• 59:37
  Throughout this book, he's keeps whinging about his shit
• 59:40
  relationship with Bo, which he's done nothing towards fixing.
• 59:43
  He's just tried to throw money at it.
• 59:45
  He's just called him a couple of times, left a couple messages,
• 59:48
  go to the house. I know.
• 59:51
  Pretend you're interested in his life for 5 minutes maybe.
• 59:54
  Maybe. Don't be such a shit dad in the
• 59:56
  1st place and your son might have the time of day.
• 59:59
  He doesn't even want to speak to you.
• 1:00:01
  To get 1000. What do you think that says?
• 1:00:03
  Yeah, when he gets 10, I know. Emerson in a few conversations
• 1:00:09
  and it was within the same chapter, and I'm talking like he
• 1:00:11
  was talking there and talking there.
• 1:00:13
  He was doing so much barking. They said he was barking.
• 1:00:18
  He did it like twice in the space of two always.
• 1:00:21
  Barking and it's always roaring and sex and I can't deal.
• 1:00:24
  He wasn't even sex. He was just talking and he was
• 1:00:27
  barking at people and I was like.
• 1:00:29
  Okay. Well, calm down.
• 1:00:31
  Calm down. Calm down someone.
• 1:00:34
  Needs to go a. Little bit of a whiskey.
• 1:00:37
  Someone needs to go on walkies and do a giant shit.
• 1:00:41
  Maybe he'll someone's backed up. Someone needs little treaties.
• 1:00:47
  God. Someone needs to take their.
• 1:00:51
  You know, the day something smelled like that and it brought
• 1:00:55
  me back to my childhood, you know?
• 1:00:58
  And I was like. You know that medicine that you
• 1:01:00
  drink when you constipated as a child?
• 1:01:03
  It was that exact, like, weird synthetic chocolate smell.
• 1:01:06
  And I was like, why is it chocolate flavor?
• 1:01:08
  Because I think children only like chocolate.
• 1:01:12
  You know? Anyway, the only thing worse
• 1:01:14
  than Emerson being a shit dad, right, Was Charlotte coming in
• 1:01:17
  to defend him. And she goes.
• 1:01:21
  Charlotte. Charlotte, she goes, Stop that.
• 1:01:26
  I see how much you care about him.
• 1:01:28
  You're a good father. Where has he been?
• 1:01:31
  Charlotte? Where is my father now?
• 1:01:34
  Charlotte is the good father. In the room with you right now.
• 1:01:37
  Like where is. He.
• 1:01:40
  What is going on? I'm like, he's with you daily.
• 1:01:42
  What is he doing? What?
• 1:01:44
  OK, this apparently good father that you're fucking.
• 1:01:48
  Who is the father of your ex-boyfriend?
• 1:01:53
  What part is not computer? I mean, if he really wanted, he
• 1:01:57
  knows his son needs that 1000 back.
• 1:01:58
  Why can't he just send him a check in the mail?
• 1:02:01
  Exactly. Or direct deposit?
• 1:02:02
  Hello, we're in the twenty 20s. I don't think they have that in
• 1:02:06
  America, but you can Venmo someone instant money like I'm
• 1:02:10
  sure there's some way to do it. He's too old for Venmo, but he's
• 1:02:14
  fucking developed a whole app himself.
• 1:02:17
  Honestly, would you want Emerson to be your dad?
• 1:02:20
  So then why is she acting like he's the best dad that ever
• 1:02:23
  plopped out of the sky? It's not like he just hates him
• 1:02:26
  because he's got a sex Spanish club.
• 1:02:29
  He's obviously absolutely as far.
• 1:02:31
  Yeah, I feel like he would come around.
• 1:02:35
  If his dad wasn't a psycho, why would they do?
• 1:02:55
  Or people who do sex work and stuff.
• 1:02:37
  He does, and that's when he ran. So why would a 21 year old care
• 1:02:41
  too much about like, porn stars, have children and have good
• 1:02:45
  relationships with them, You know what I mean?
• 1:02:48
  I mean, there's so many only fans, women on TikTok that do
• 1:02:52
  the most for their children. It doesn't mean that you're
• 1:02:57
  automatically gonna have a bad relationship with your kid.
• 1:03:00
  Yeah, it's Emerson not putting in, but This Is Us thinking too
• 1:03:03
  much. Like he's a real person.
• 1:03:05
  But do you think him too much credit?
• 1:03:09
  You know how Bo sort of comes back into the picture And
• 1:03:12
  Charlotte was pissy? Cuz she's like, you can't just
• 1:03:15
  judge your dad about having a sex club.
• 1:03:18
  And she was kind of acting like because he cheated, he's not
• 1:03:20
  allowed an opinion about his own life.
• 1:03:34
  Right. Yeah, he could still have an
• 1:03:23
  opinion about his dad having a sex club.
• 1:03:26
  Yeah, and he can be a cheater. At the same time, I'm also if
• 1:03:29
  you were in like high school, everyone knew your dad had a
• 1:03:32
  sex. That would be embarrassing every
• 1:03:36
  day. You would have to hear about
• 1:03:38
  that shit. I know.
• 1:03:39
  But the cheating thing is a totally different issue.
• 1:03:41
  Yeah, that's a totally separate thing.
• 1:03:44
  At least Bo asked if it was consensual when he found out
• 1:03:47
  about them hooking up. Because he saw it when he came
• 1:03:50
  there and he felt that out, the vibe.
• 1:03:51
  And he knew he saw the fucking vibrator remote.
• 1:03:54
  Can we talk about that? So let's yeah, ill first of all,
• 1:03:59
  the friend is the one who gave it to her, dared her to put it
• 1:04:03
  on. So she went into the bathroom
• 1:04:04
  and put it on and then he was fucking with the remote.
• 1:04:06
  Yeah, And then old mate Emerson was gonna act like he was
• 1:04:09
  pissed, but then he just snatched the remote and then
• 1:04:12
  didn't they go out for dinner? Lunch.
• 1:04:14
  Yeah, wait, and did it in like a public place.
• 1:04:17
  And he's supposed to be not about punishment, so I don't
• 1:04:20
  know. That was weird.
• 1:04:22
  The 2nd that vibrator was on, she was fighting against an
• 1:04:25
  orgasm and I'm like oh what brand is this?
• 1:04:29
  What's speed that needs to go on Amazon wish list immediately?
• 1:04:32
  It takes time. And does it not take time for
• 1:04:34
  people? No, not in books.
• 1:04:37
  In book world. In book world, it's like your
• 1:04:39
  world is being rocked 5 seconds into yeah, you gotta keep quick,
• 1:04:43
  gotta keep it simple. Howard Bo know exactly what the
• 1:04:46
  remote was doing, because do you know how many things?
• 1:04:49
  Like I have remotes for my shutter on my phone and that's
• 1:04:54
  like a miniature remote. You wouldn't technically know
• 1:04:56
  what that is. Yeah, or my remote for my ring
• 1:04:59
  light and things like speakers. Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Everything. Has a remote.
• 1:05:03
  Now I'd be like, I don't know. I wouldn't even explain it.
• 1:05:07
  She's like, I think it's because she'd, like, dropped to the
• 1:05:10
  ground. Weak at the knee she's.
• 1:05:13
  Weak. And but the best part was like,
• 1:05:15
  Bo went to grab it with his key fob.
• 1:05:17
  He just like, grab like, what do you, Sir, You're just gonna grab
• 1:05:20
  everything that happens? To be on the table.
• 1:05:22
  Who goes into someone's house and just takes it all out and
• 1:05:25
  puts it on a table? I think it was his key for his
• 1:05:28
  car. I guess it's his dad's.
• 1:05:30
  I know, but they all put it into a bowl.
• 1:05:32
  They all put their keys. Swingers, Emily, swingers,
• 1:05:36
  swingers. I'm like, I'm I my keys are
• 1:05:38
  literally right next to me in my bag right now.
• 1:05:41
  But the fact that Emma says just fucking throws this vibrant
• 1:05:44
  remote address Willy nilly. He's just like, ah.
• 1:05:47
  And then this is when there was that pivotal moment where it was
• 1:05:51
  like a standoff, where they were standing in a triangle and bows
• 1:05:54
  like looking at her, looking at him.
• 1:05:57
  And yeah. And then Emerson's not even
• 1:05:59
  Emerson doesn't give a fuck about Charlotte, and he looks at
• 1:06:01
  Barrow and he goes she. Means nothing.
• 1:06:05
  I don't even know who this bitch is.
• 1:06:09
  I just. Found her on sleep yesterday.
• 1:06:12
  Fuck. She was all indeed, I don't.
• 1:06:15
  Know. She was desperate.
• 1:06:16
  I didn't. Also, she was your girl.
• 1:06:18
  Every time they bring out this toy, they're like they wipe it
• 1:06:21
  down it, sanitize and clean it shut up, OK?
• 1:06:26
  I just assume you don't need to add it in.
• 1:06:28
  I know. Was cleanliness part of the
• 1:06:31
  fetish? Because I like it.
• 1:06:34
  Because it was like, watch as he wipes the toy clean, dude.
• 1:06:37
  That's the only thing that turned me on in the whole book.
• 1:06:41
  I was like, oh, Jeff John free an alcoholic.
• 1:06:45
  Why yes, not ruining my pH over here.
• 1:06:48
  Oh. God, yeah.
• 1:06:51
  And then anyway, so he admitted that she means Jack all.
• 1:06:54
  Yeah, and then Boger is running off dramatically.
• 1:06:57
  I just want to imagine him going.
• 1:06:58
  Like. Plainly his arms.
• 1:07:00
  Yeah, Daddy knows. And then Emerson's chasing after
• 1:07:04
  him. So.
• 1:07:05
  Down the street, down the street, she means nothing.
• 1:07:09
  Why did you park so far away? And then what's Charlotte doing
• 1:07:12
  in this dramatic? I think she goes home, she.
• 1:07:17
  Knows when to quit she's. Like she didn't even try, She
• 1:07:20
  heard. She means.
• 1:07:22
  She was like, fuck this and just left.
• 1:07:25
  Can we give me one? Margarita I love my legs.
• 1:07:29
  I'd be like at the bar down the street.
• 1:07:31
  Well, shoot, they were drinking margaritas in the.
• 1:07:33
  Suit, that's why. That's why I literally thought I
• 1:07:35
  must have tried to. Because remember, Sophie was
• 1:07:37
  like, I'll pay if you let me have a sip of your Margarita.
• 1:07:42
  Margaritas is the answer. Let's be real.
• 1:07:44
  Like, come on, they finally did something right?
• 1:07:48
  Wouldn't you just be like, OK, cool, I did that for the story.
• 1:07:51
  Now let's move on to my next wacko love life adventure.
• 1:07:55
  Oh, just walk out. I just did it for.
• 1:07:56
  The plot calm down. Exactly, I'd be like.
• 1:07:59
  I just wanted a bit of I've actually saved enough that I
• 1:08:02
  don't need to work for the next 10 years.
• 1:08:04
  We're good. Bye.
• 1:08:08
  No, she hasn't. Not with those outfits, not with
• 1:08:10
  their margaritas, No the heels. I just love it at that point.
• 1:08:15
  Just have some level of self respect and walk away.
• 1:08:19
  She did. She cried, but I wanted her to
• 1:08:22
  walk away forever. That's a dream for you.
• 1:08:25
  And every book is. I know.
• 1:08:27
  I just want her to be gonna happen.
• 1:08:28
  I want her to be Rose at the end of Titanic and just throwing the
• 1:08:31
  heels. Into the ocean.
• 1:08:32
  It's it's such a thing as like an anti romance book where they
• 1:08:35
  start out like this and then they just, I don't know, I would
• 1:08:38
  like that. No, she's throwing the vibrator
• 1:08:40
  out into the ocean. Oh my God, that's littering
• 1:08:42
  color. The heart of the ocean.
• 1:08:46
  Emily, you're saying that like, there isn't that gigantic
• 1:08:48
  garbage? I mean, I mean, yeah, but it
• 1:08:51
  doesn't help. Do you think a vibrator is going
• 1:08:53
  to break down? It'll dissolve.
• 1:08:56
  There's some. Cool little Sharkey out there
• 1:08:58
  with a vibrator stuck in it. Oh, OK, maybe not then.
• 1:09:01
  Or it's floating to the bottom. OK, I agree, crustaceans have
• 1:09:04
  pulled it apart. She will recycle the vibrator.
• 1:09:09
  Jose. Never mind, it's just by
• 1:09:11
  degradable. Silicon at.
• 1:09:14
  That point. Point.
• 1:09:14
  Just don't even worry about them anymore.
• 1:09:16
  You did it for the plot. Just pretend that.
• 1:09:19
  Go back home. Maybe file something through.
• 1:09:22
  A legal form. So guys can doubt.
• 1:09:26
  Harassment, so just feel like I have.
• 1:09:28
  To quit because this man was trying to rile.
• 1:09:32
  Literally. Yeah.
• 1:09:34
  But at that point, just cut your losses.
• 1:09:35
  Goil, goil, baby, goil. Shit.
• 1:09:41
  You know what? It's really dumb.
• 1:09:42
  So they have that kind of breakup?
• 1:09:44
  Yeah, She doesn't talk to him for a while.
• 1:09:46
  Nothing. You know what?
• 1:09:47
  The best idea to get revenge on your not even boyfriend?
• 1:09:51
  Who's old is to? Fuck his son.
• 1:09:54
  Double down and go back to his exact sex.
• 1:09:58
  Class. And try and look sexy.
• 1:10:02
  And for some performative lesbianism.
• 1:10:05
  Oh yeah, we. Love a little performative
• 1:10:08
  environment. You know what I mean?
• 1:10:12
  Is it homophobic? If it if it's for performance
• 1:10:16
  only. I feel like it's not homophobic,
• 1:10:19
  but definitely yes, it's queer baiting.
• 1:10:21
  It's not OK Yeah, it's wrong. This is not her as well.
• 1:10:26
  You don't do that. I don't know who that is.
• 1:10:29
  Someone will. OK, so she goes to the club and
• 1:10:32
  that blog of chicks there, they were talking and she's like,
• 1:10:35
  we'll just get his attention then she just wanted to eat the
• 1:10:38
  pus. Let's be real.
• 1:10:39
  She's. Like as long as you go slow.
• 1:10:43
  She's like, I just want what Emerson has.
• 1:10:45
  So they go into the Voyeur room, yeah.
• 1:10:48
  And because the staff member lets Emerson know who's sitting
• 1:10:52
  there looking at all the fucking security cameras, I think it's a
• 1:10:55
  little. How did he miss?
• 1:10:57
  That are you legally allowed to film in a sex club?
• 1:11:00
  I'm sure they can, because what if someone gets attacked?
• 1:11:04
  What if they leak it though? But they can sign an NDA or
• 1:11:07
  something, I suppose. It's probably part of their
• 1:11:10
  membership. OK, welfare.
• 1:11:11
  Because, you know, celebrities, they have certain clubs that
• 1:11:15
  they sign things where you're not allowed to take photos and
• 1:11:17
  that, but I'm sure they have their own security.
• 1:11:20
  I suppose so. It's probably like that.
• 1:11:22
  The fact that Emerson sprinted to the voyeur room the 2nd that
• 1:11:27
  they practically hadn't even walked in yet, She didn't even
• 1:11:30
  get to. Like neck.
• 1:11:32
  I can't believe we waited up for a whole book to have a lesbian
• 1:11:34
  scene and this was what it was. It wasn't even a lesbian scene.
• 1:11:39
  It was just a little neck kissing.
• 1:11:42
  Sad, sad girl. Took the wind out of my sails.
• 1:11:47
  It was like it was almost redeemable.
• 1:11:49
  And then it was back to straight it.
• 1:11:51
  Was a back. To a straight man, Back to
• 1:11:55
  Hector Normandy Norman. Feels phomophobic.
• 1:12:01
  He just. Felt.
• 1:12:01
  Like, and then he almost got the little rainbow flag out.
• 1:12:05
  And then they went what? Put it away.
• 1:12:09
  This is America. We don't do that here.
• 1:12:13
  You thought you're going to enjoy a sex.
• 1:12:15
  Scene in this book. Get fucked.
• 1:12:17
  So he sprints to the boyo room. OK, let's be real.
• 1:12:21
  He gave her a club subscription. He signed her up for the club.
• 1:12:25
  I don't know why he signed her up for the club, because that
• 1:12:27
  shoes make it really OK. How often?
• 1:12:36
  If you're going to the sex club do you think you have to get
• 1:12:38
  tested though, because you're doing stuff in your normal life
• 1:12:40
  too? Yeah, it should be like a
• 1:12:43
  monthly week, but what if you like?
• 1:12:46
  Bang. How much do you need to go to a
• 1:12:48
  sex? Club, I mean.
• 1:12:50
  Would you pay like just an entry fee?
• 1:12:52
  Will they pay some kind of membership?
• 1:12:54
  How much is the membership? I don't know.
• 1:12:56
  But I feel like that's a lot of testing.
• 1:12:58
  I'm not into it. A lot of sanitizing.
• 1:13:02
  Oh, OK, so him sprinting to the Voyeur room, right?
• 1:13:06
  It gave me flashbacks to Jameson from the stopover running
• 1:13:09
  through Central. Park.
• 1:13:10
  No, it's. Like.
• 1:13:14
  Stop. Like, no, it's even worse.
• 1:13:20
  No. I'm just imagining him like, Oh
• 1:13:23
  my God, she's going to do something gay.
• 1:13:25
  He's like, I've got to stop her. From realizing.
• 1:13:30
  This treatment not worth it. Gay.
• 1:13:34
  He's like, not actually enjoying his sexual experience.
• 1:13:37
  And so he gets to the room and he like, does he just go
• 1:13:40
  straight in? I feel like he bursts in, which
• 1:13:42
  is probably against rule number one of the sex club.
• 1:13:45
  You can't just burst in. He owns the club.
• 1:13:48
  Still, I feel like you. Remember that hazard?
• 1:13:49
  Yeah. There's two women she.
• 1:13:53
  Might be bisexual. He's got to stop it.
• 1:13:56
  She's too young for this, for her awakening, and then he just
• 1:13:59
  rails her in front of everyone. It's like.
• 1:14:02
  She's too young. She's too young to know if
• 1:14:04
  she's. A little bit gay, oh.
• 1:14:06
  Shit. And then just and then you know
• 1:14:09
  her dad's friend is just staring me.
• 1:14:13
  That's so fucked. You know the only thing that I
• 1:14:16
  wouldn't like about being in the voyeur room is that I'm possibly
• 1:14:21
  entertaining your dusty. Well, anyone?
• 1:14:27
  Could be staring. That's kind of.
• 1:14:31
  Sorry, but like, I'm sorry but like I don't want to entertain
• 1:14:36
  anyone for. Yeah, that's the whole point of
• 1:14:40
  the kink. That's.
• 1:14:44
  All I hate about it. Yeah, but.
• 1:14:47
  I need to lay out the pick and choose who's watching.
• 1:14:49
  That's why I could never have an only fans like everyone.
• 1:14:51
  Needs to be attend the amount of.
• 1:14:53
  Horror stories I've seen, I was like, they find out it's their
• 1:14:56
  dad or their stepdad. I know same thing, but if you
• 1:14:59
  walk. Out and you're like, oh, and
• 1:15:00
  then you're like oh. Like everyone you've ever hated
• 1:15:03
  from school. It always is.
• 1:15:05
  They're always the first one to pay you.
• 1:15:09
  I can't. That's why I couldn't have an
• 1:15:10
  only fans. Like, I need a rigorous
• 1:15:12
  screening process just so that they can subscribe when they're
• 1:15:15
  the ones trying to pay me two. Let's just see my asshole go
• 1:15:19
  like a license name. Yeah, passport.
• 1:15:25
  Social Security. If they're in America, I need to
• 1:15:29
  know everything about you. They're like, this picture is
• 1:15:31
  not worth it. I can get.
• 1:15:32
  Something like Google Images that's better than this.
• 1:15:34
  I'll be like, for free. Good luck.
• 1:15:37
  OK, So that happened. And of course, they're back
• 1:15:40
  together because. Why?
• 1:15:44
  Do you even know why? No.
• 1:15:46
  They're back to kill the kids. He.
• 1:15:46
  They remember. Remember.
• 1:15:47
  They can pump on these again. He convinced her she wasn't.
• 1:15:53
  Was like, well, you don't want to, You don't want.
• 1:15:55
  To He saved her from a lie. It's not that good, I promise.
• 1:16:00
  How's he going to convince her it's not that good when he's
• 1:16:02
  sworn into women? It doesn't make sense, but it.
• 1:16:07
  Oh shit. He's not good at the gas
• 1:16:10
  lighting. Fucking hell.
• 1:16:11
  So Speaking of dads. The surprise Jimmy.
• 1:16:15
  Appearance out of nowhere. Oh yeah, her dad.
• 1:16:18
  Jimmy. Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Jim Bob. Jim Bob, He's.
• 1:16:22
  He's just popped in the picture. Yeah.
• 1:16:24
  And so we've mentioned we've heard about him very briefly.
• 1:16:29
  We didn't know that the reason why they're not in touch is
• 1:16:32
  because he's frigging transphobic against her little
• 1:16:35
  sister. Yeah.
• 1:16:36
  What's her little sister's name? Sophie.
• 1:16:38
  Sophie. So that's why he abandoned their
• 1:16:40
  family, because he couldn't deal with their son transitioning
• 1:16:43
  into a daughter. Yeah.
• 1:16:46
  So of course Jimmy's just Jimmy's just on the scene
• 1:16:49
  because his skeezy friends told him about I wish Charlotte being
• 1:16:53
  auctioned off. I'm like Charlotte's the
• 1:16:55
  problem. But you didn't get up your
• 1:16:57
  skeezy friend. Being in a sex club.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah, exactly. Yeah, double standard.
• 1:17:04
  There's a reason why that sex club is existing.
• 1:17:06
  It wasn't his friend. It was him.
• 1:17:08
  And it wasn't Charlotte's free subscription that's keeping it
• 1:17:11
  in business. People like his friend.
• 1:17:15
  But that was so funny. The people who are wrong are
• 1:17:17
  Sophie and Charlotte, Not Emerson, not the.
• 1:17:21
  Skis not the man. Not Jimmy.
• 1:17:24
  Not the groomer. No.
• 1:17:25
  Not even Bo, who's the abusive ex-boyfriend?
• 1:17:28
  None of these people, no. And apparently they just all
• 1:17:30
  redeem themselves because Sophie gives him a call.
• 1:17:36
  Dad. Dad.
• 1:17:37
  So Jimmy, out of nowhere, he's there.
• 1:17:39
  He's at the house. He's angry.
• 1:17:40
  He's pounding on the door. He's like Charlotte, get out
• 1:17:42
  here, you slot. Reveal yourself.
• 1:17:46
  I'm sorry, this is a dramatic retelling, but this is basically
• 1:17:49
  how it went, yeah. So let's just.
• 1:17:52
  OK concept, we do a spin off podcast and it's us from Memory
• 1:17:58
  retelling. The story from.
• 1:18:00
  A-Z just from memory loan, OK, with quotes like we have to
• 1:18:04
  make, we think they were saying. Without like probably barely
• 1:18:08
  coping now, but OK. But I feel like that would be
• 1:18:11
  amazing. That would be so funny.
• 1:18:13
  Oh shit, Jimmy, totally JK Rowlinged Sophie.
• 1:18:19
  What a word I shouldn't be allowed to say on a podcast.
• 1:18:22
  I just turned it into a verb. He JK Rowlinged them.
• 1:18:27
  I'm proud of you out of their whole life.
• 1:18:29
  I have nothing to say to you. He just, that's what he did.
• 1:18:32
  He just flew right in there. And this of them all acted like
• 1:18:36
  he was a father. OK, can I say something
• 1:18:38
  controversial? I say a lot of things, so.
• 1:18:41
  Yeah, sure. Yeah, he is.
• 1:18:42
  Yeah. Well, I'm going to say it either
• 1:18:43
  way. Do you think it's the character
• 1:18:45
  I needed at this time? Because although I hate him, I
• 1:18:49
  was here for the tea, like he made something interesting
• 1:18:51
  happen. We were not here for the
• 1:18:53
  transphobia. No, I was here for the catalyst
• 1:18:56
  of calling Emerson out for once, because he said he's a fucking
• 1:18:59
  creep. And I was.
• 1:19:04
  You're just having a party. The book was almost stunning.
• 1:19:07
  You're like finally, I was like redeemed.
• 1:19:10
  And it's like he was wrong, but he was.
• 1:19:12
  He was so wrong that it was wrong.
• 1:19:17
  That's all I. Was like he's right about.
• 1:19:20
  He's the worst. Person in the world, but he just
• 1:19:22
  made a point. It's very valid.
• 1:19:24
  He made. A valid point?
• 1:19:26
  So I was like, I'm here for Jimmy because the mom, she was
• 1:19:29
  just going along with it. She knew.
• 1:19:31
  He came over to her house and were in the pool house and they
• 1:19:33
  were fucking. The mom knew 100%.
• 1:19:36
  She's not dumb. She went in, not really.
• 1:19:38
  Her mom didn't fall asleep during everything.
• 1:19:40
  She was like one eye open for Selena or.
• 1:19:47
  I say that. To my boyfriend all the time.
• 1:19:49
  And he's like, what does that even mean?
• 1:19:53
  So Jimmy calling Emerson out for being gross skis was just
• 1:19:57
  delicious. It was like, finally someone, It
• 1:20:00
  was so bone. And also like that whole scene
• 1:20:03
  of her standing up on a stage just so that he could.
• 1:20:07
  Pretty much jerk his own Dick to try and beat that other guy.
• 1:20:10
  Yeah, it was weird. It was just a weird pissing
• 1:20:12
  contest. It was weird.
• 1:20:13
  It made no sense. It didn't make any sense.
• 1:20:16
  And then they were allowed to have sex there because her test
• 1:20:19
  was negative. They've been fucking for weeks.
• 1:20:23
  I don't think that's the problem, you know.
• 1:20:26
  It was so dumb, but her standing on the stage was very much like
• 1:20:30
  deer in the headlights. It sounded like she was just
• 1:20:32
  standing there, all falling along, just like in her little
• 1:20:35
  heels, just like with her bitten ass cheek.
• 1:20:39
  Oh, that gross. Didn't imagine not the asshole
• 1:20:43
  bites. Oh, so back to Jimmy.
• 1:20:47
  The best part was when Sophie ran inside and then two seconds
• 1:20:50
  later Emerson was on their front lawn.
• 1:20:52
  OK, was he just driving around the neighborhood like a house?
• 1:20:56
  That didn't make sense because Jimmy was at the door and then
• 1:20:58
  Emerson pulled up immediately and apparently him and Bo were
• 1:21:01
  driving around, but only Emerson was there on the scene, and Bo
• 1:21:04
  must have been hanging back for an awkward amount of time and
• 1:21:06
  only came in later. Yeah, so Emerson, like, ran in.
• 1:21:09
  And of course, toxic masculinity has to save the day as always.
• 1:21:13
  I mean, because he fucking, like, grabbed Jimmy.
• 1:21:15
  Yeah, and. So he should.
• 1:21:17
  At the same time, But why? I'm like, Jimmy made some
• 1:21:21
  points, but Jimmy's just being aggressive.
• 1:21:23
  He's being a Dick. But who?
• 1:21:25
  You just like fighting with the mum, I think if she was trying
• 1:21:27
  to get between the mum and the. Dad, I don't even know who's
• 1:21:31
  worse, though. At this point they're all just
• 1:21:33
  as shit as each other. The only redeemable character is
• 1:21:36
  Sophie. Oh yeah, but she's just living
• 1:21:39
  her dream. The police like a normal person
• 1:21:43
  in these kind of books. It's okay for the main guy to
• 1:21:46
  use toxic masculinity, but nobody else.
• 1:21:49
  Oh, I know. So it's okay for him to attack
• 1:21:51
  Jimmy with toxic masculinity, but it's not okay for Jimmy to
• 1:21:54
  be aggressive in the 1st place. You know what I mean?
• 1:21:56
  It's like, yeah, OK, like we're supposed to praise Emerson for
• 1:21:59
  what he did, but he's no better. No, no, he's not any better.
• 1:22:03
  He didn't calm the situation down and have a logical chat.
• 1:22:06
  No, he was just being more aggressive.
• 1:22:08
  Yeah, and then you had Bo come in.
• 1:22:10
  Like, that's my dad. I know what he's like.
• 1:22:13
  Don't talk about my dad. The fuck.
• 1:22:16
  Imagine Jimmy. He'd be having Whiplash.
• 1:22:18
  She'd be like, OK. 1st of all, he's like the fuck.
• 1:22:22
  First of all you were abusive and then now my fucking
• 1:22:25
  daughter's fucking you. I guess I liked that he called
• 1:22:29
  him out for being a fucking predator though.
• 1:22:31
  See, I don't mind age gaps, but here's the thing.
• 1:22:34
  If it was, say my. Daughter, I'd be like, yeah, you
• 1:22:38
  can date a 45 year old man, but you have to be at least 20. 7
• 1:22:42
  Your brain has to be developed. Yeah, you're not like 21.
• 1:22:46
  You're really fresh out of school.
• 1:22:48
  You'll just learn. Just don't know shit.
• 1:22:50
  Even 27, you really know nothing.
• 1:22:52
  But I'm like, if you must stay older, at least be old enough.
• 1:22:57
  And it shouldn't be someone who's in your life already in a
• 1:22:59
  position of power. Yeah, you can't be your fucking
• 1:23:03
  boss. Yeah, because they will just be
• 1:23:05
  able to ruin your whole life. Yeah.
• 1:23:07
  Jobless. It's always, it's funny because
• 1:23:11
  in these books the girls are always paranoid that they're not
• 1:23:13
  going to lock in the millionaire and then they'll never have an
• 1:23:15
  option again. They're really scared.
• 1:23:17
  They're like, if I don't lock him in, I have no future with
• 1:23:21
  anybody because when they had sex, she goes, I hope this is
• 1:23:25
  the man I fuck for the rest of my life because no one will live
• 1:23:27
  up to it. And I'm like, I hate when that's
• 1:23:30
  in books. It's gross, and it's right after
• 1:23:33
  a really generic sex scene. And while if you were a little
• 1:23:36
  older than 21, you would know that there's better sex out
• 1:23:38
  there. So it's your boss, boss, and
• 1:23:42
  your ex-boyfriend. All right, so of course this is
• 1:23:45
  some weird fucking How did that become a happily ever after?
• 1:23:47
  I don't know, right? But they're back together.
• 1:23:50
  Yep. Didn't talk about any of their
• 1:23:51
  issues or anything. Still working for each other.
• 1:23:54
  Didn't really speak about why they broke up.
• 1:23:58
  You know, I don't think he's really properly.
• 1:24:01
  Apparently, like, Bo's just OK with it now because he can see
• 1:24:06
  how much his dad loves her. But didn't he just kind of like,
• 1:24:08
  love bomb her? He didn't even explain why he
• 1:24:12
  said that. She meant nothing to him.
• 1:24:13
  Yeah. Like what, girl?
• 1:24:16
  OK, so we came so far, right? We've come to this whole.
• 1:24:19
  Book. You know, the last fucking.
• 1:24:22
  I swear to God. I think it was the last
• 1:24:24
  paragraph of the book. The final nail in the coffin of
• 1:24:27
  the ultimate ick was when they were driving home and he looks
• 1:24:32
  over to fucking Charlotte and he whispers they've just stopped
• 1:24:37
  and goes red light fire drill and he fucking runs around the
• 1:24:40
  car like duck, duck, goose. Yeah, just imagining his limbs.
• 1:24:44
  Fighting and then the lights green and he's only halfway
• 1:24:47
  across. Man's moving slow and then
• 1:24:50
  there's going to. Break your hip, but like what is
• 1:24:53
  going? On these knees crack.
• 1:24:55
  Can you imagine a 45 year old man leaning over attempting to
• 1:24:59
  be. She's a little baby.
• 1:25:00
  She's in love with this shit. Red light fire drill I just.
• 1:25:07
  They're your nightmare words now.
• 1:25:08
  You just got there's no coming back from here.
• 1:25:10
  It's like when men chase after something that's blowing.
• 1:25:13
  Away in the wind, same thing, Same Nick.
• 1:25:17
  Do you not like watching on Tiktok other people's random
• 1:25:21
  mix? I'm like, yeah, actually, you
• 1:25:22
  know what? Yeah, A man climbing a rock to
• 1:25:25
  stand on it. That one was like watching my
• 1:25:27
  boyfriend go on a hike and he had this really girly walk.
• 1:25:30
  No. So if he fucking hopped out of
• 1:25:32
  the car, I'm sliding over, I'm driving that Lamborghini off a
• 1:25:35
  fucking Cliff. I'm like, I'm done.
• 1:25:37
  No, but that's what she did with Sophie and that's why she was
• 1:25:39
  like. Oh, yay.
• 1:25:41
  Also, let's get in mind, she moved in and they were only
• 1:25:44
  together for four months. I like she met him four months
• 1:25:47
  ago. Now she doesn't even have to
• 1:25:49
  really get up for work because she just works at his house and
• 1:25:52
  yet she can work in her pajamas. The dream just I'm done.
• 1:25:56
  That was just the final thing. It's because it's childish.
• 1:25:59
  I yeah. They can have.
• 1:26:00
  It was very bad. It was so bad.
• 1:26:03
  So we're supposed to accept at the end that Bo's just cool with
• 1:26:06
  it and being together now, and that's just happy families and
• 1:26:10
  they just hang out together and stuff.
• 1:26:12
  They all go get margaritas together now.
• 1:26:14
  They all have bottomless margaritas because Emerson, the
• 1:26:17
  40 year old man that probably can't take his, he's like 45.
• 1:26:20
  He's not even just 4045 year old man can't handle his alcohol, so
• 1:26:24
  he lets the women drink. They're bottomless margaritas
• 1:26:28
  that he pays. For, you know, supplying young
• 1:26:31
  girls with alcohol, it's fine. Oh, no.
• 1:26:34
  Couple of books later, it'll be Bo and Maggie.
• 1:26:36
  You know, that's what I'm so disturbed about.
• 1:26:39
  So Maggie, being one of the founders that pretty much has
• 1:26:43
  been friends with Emerson forever, It's going to be
• 1:26:46
  banging Bo and Jack and Bo is going to be on his knees.
• 1:26:51
  Yes, Jack. And he's going to have a praise
• 1:26:54
  kink. Or do you think it's going to be
• 1:26:55
  something else? Probably something else.
• 1:26:57
  This wasn't even, this wasn't even a praise kink.
• 1:27:00
  Immigration. It was a good girl.
• 1:27:03
  It was a good girl. Kink.
• 1:27:04
  Good girl only. But this didn't okay.
• 1:27:07
  So someone on like lots of people on TikTok has given this
• 1:27:09
  like maybe a four out of five spicy where See, that's what I
• 1:27:13
  mean. Like the range, the spicy is
• 1:27:15
  different for everyone. Yeah, cuz I'm giving it like.
• 1:27:18
  A. True spicy.
• 1:27:19
  Because you can't base this on a kink and then never do the kink.
• 1:27:24
  Yeah, the next book is actually, you know, the friend Garrett or
• 1:27:28
  Grant for whatever they call him, but he's watching his Cam
• 1:27:33
  girl steps to sell. That's the next one.
• 1:27:37
  Like, I don't know if I can physically cope with that.
• 1:27:39
  I want to know, but I don't know how.
• 1:27:41
  I I don't even know. I don't even like this universe.
• 1:27:46
  Sorry, that's not you. If you want to read, no, that's
• 1:27:49
  what I mean. I'm.
• 1:27:50
  Like, I'm curious enough that I want to know, but I also do not
• 1:27:53
  want to know a signal. Maybe just read it for reading
• 1:27:55
  it and not actually write notes as big touch.
• 1:27:58
  Oh. No, I don't want to.
• 1:28:00
  Know. I don't know what I want.
• 1:28:03
  Very conflicted. I want a little summary.
• 1:28:06
  That's it. Yeah.
• 1:28:06
  Maybe you can just look up a review on teacher like good
• 1:28:08
  reads. Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  Like, yeah. OK, that's what I need.
• 1:28:11
  Summary You don't even need this 1 fleshed out.
• 1:28:13
  So I'm giving this what are we gonna rate it out of?
• 1:28:18
  Margaritas. Yeah, margaritas.
• 1:28:21
  I'm giving it to margaritas. Rationale being, it was kind of
• 1:28:26
  short to read. Too predictable, too repetitive.
• 1:28:30
  You could tell exactly what was gonna happen.
• 1:28:32
  The only twist was Jimmy. Yeah, that's the only thing.
• 1:28:35
  I was like, oh shit, this is transphobic as fuck.
• 1:28:38
  Mine's A1 Margarita ooh I. Just don't like it.
• 1:28:41
  And I hate things that make me cringe.
• 1:28:45
  Yeah, like I can't ever get past cringy things like crawling on
• 1:28:48
  the floor. I don't even know where the two
• 1:28:49
  came from, because it wasn't even like there wasn't much
• 1:28:53
  entertainment value either. It was a long read for a short
• 1:28:57
  book, so that is it. Nothing else to add.
• 1:29:01
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