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94.2: Machete Doesn't Podcast · Movie Meltdown

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: This is Machete, with a special Cinco de Mayo message.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: No, me no hable ingles. Oh, you hable espanol?
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: No, me no hable espanol.
• 0:11
  Speaker 4: Me no hable nada. Me hable nada.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 0:15
  Speaker 5: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
• 0:17
  Speaker 5: Picture Association of America.
• 0:19
  Speaker 4: It is intended for mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show.
• 0:37
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is Amariko Olivo, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Get more out of life. Go out to.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: A movie.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: They called him Machete.
• 1:22
  Speaker 6: $ 70 a day for yard.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Work.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: $ 100 for roofing.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Get in.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: $ 125 for septic. Have you ever killed anyone before? As
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: you know, illegal Americans are being forced out of our
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: country at an alarming rate. For the good of both
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: our people, the senator must die. He was given an
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: offer he couldn't refuse. Make no mistake, we are at war.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: Every time an illegal dances.
• 1:50
  Speaker 5: Across our border, it is an act of aggression against
• 1:54
  Speaker 5: this sovereign state, an overt act of terrorism.
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: Set up, double-cross, and left foot dead.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: You think what you do is right?
• 2:03
  Speaker 7: Taking your brothers and sisters in.
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: Deporting them back to their own personal hells.
• 2:07
  Speaker 8: It's a lot.
• 2:09
  Speaker 7: There are many laws.
• 2:11
  Speaker 8: You want me to help you kill all these men? Yes, bro.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: I'll see what I can do. He knows the score.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: He gets the women.
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  Speaker 9: There's nothing I'd like more than to see that Mexican
• 2:47
  Speaker 9: dance the bolero at the end.
• 2:48
  Speaker 8: Of a rope.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: And he kills the bad guys.
• 3:07
  Speaker 10: Well, this cucaracha's got AK-47s and he's laying waste to
• 3:09
  Speaker 10: everything that gets in his fucking pan.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: But they soon realized.
• 3:14
  Speaker 7: They just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
• 3:20
  Speaker 8: Machete.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Machete.
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: Welcome to Movie Meltdown's Out of the Town. Once again,
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: I am Brian.
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  Speaker 2: This is Roger.
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  Speaker 9: I am Misty.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: And I am Jay.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
• 3:57
  Speaker 9: I know you all have missed me. We weren't here
• 4:00
  Speaker 9: last week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 4:02
  Speaker 9: All right, what did we go see today?
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  Speaker 4: This week's Out of the Town feature is, according to Jessica.
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  Speaker 2: Alba, machete.
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  Speaker 11: Machete.
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  Speaker 9: God, fuck Jessica Alba.
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: She kept pronouncing it, and I've seen her in so
• 4:14
  Speaker 4: many things on TV the last week, and every time
• 4:16
  Speaker 4: it's machete. I'm like, really? Alba, how.
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: She's been practicing.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: How Hispanic are you, Alba? The year obviously.
• 4:24
  Speaker 9: I'm not as Hispanic as I am.
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. The year obviously is 2010, since
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: we just left the theater. The director, and I can't
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: find any good pronunciation on the other guy. If somebody
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: can help me with the.
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: It's M-A-N-I-Q-U-I-S.
• 4:43
  Speaker 8: Is it?
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Let's call him Bub. Well, it's Ethan, so we'll call
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: him Ethan.
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  Speaker 12: Ethan.
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  Speaker 4: Ethan and Mr. Robert Rodriguez, as we would expect in
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: this situation. Yes. Let's pull up the IMDB plot here,
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: because they're always so factual.
• 5:00
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 5:00
  Speaker 9: There's a plot to this?
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, there was a plot.
• 5:02
  Speaker 9: There was many a plot.
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: It says, after being betrayed by the organization who hired him,
• 5:08
  Speaker 4: an ex-pederale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his
• 5:12
  Speaker 4: former boss. I guess.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of.
• 5:17
  Speaker 9: No, not really.
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: In a very loose interpretation, but all right.
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: More drug dealer.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so yeah, we'll throw out the giant spoiler alert here.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: Since it's a brand new movie, hopefully you've already seen
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  Speaker 4: it because.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's Machete.
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  Speaker 4: But if nothing else, yeah, because we're going to just,
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: you know, bloody the hell out of it with Machete.
• 5:38
  Speaker 4: All right, where would you like to begin?
• 5:41
  Speaker 9: Where not to begin?
• 5:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's pretty much awesome from the get-go.
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  Speaker 9: Except for Jessica Alba.
• 5:46
  Speaker 13: I want to take a minute to talk about how
• 5:48
  Speaker 13: absolutely horrible and not able to act her way out
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  Speaker 13: of a fucking paper bag.
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  Speaker 2: Jessica Alba is.
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  Speaker 9: There's no redeemable qualities. Yeah, she looks good, but.
• 5:56
  Speaker 4: That is her redeemable qualities. She's still kind of cute.
• 5:58
  Speaker 9: Then go be a model. Don't try to fucking be
• 6:00
  Speaker 9: in movies.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty much it.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: You do get one kind of, like, butt, side boobs.
• 6:07
  Speaker 11: Side, crested boob in the shower.
• 6:09
  Speaker 9: Again, but it doesn't involve her talking.
• 6:11
  Speaker 4: Which is her best, you know, it's her strongest suit, really.
• 6:13
  Speaker 11: I'm telling you, she should.
• 6:14
  Speaker 9: Have just stuck to being a model, because... It's acting. Yeah,
• 6:18
  Speaker 9: she's epic failing at it.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: In this movie, she's an ICE agent.
• 6:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 6:22
  Speaker 3: And for those who don't know what that stands for,
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: look it up because I don't either.
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: You don't live near the border.
• 6:28
  Speaker 11: Something about immigration.
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  Speaker 9: Immigration control enforcement.
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: There you go. Oh, you're smart.
• 6:33
  Speaker 12: I know.
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  Speaker 9: I just totally made that shit up.
• 6:35
  Speaker 11: That was good, though.
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: Really good.
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: Way to cover.
• 6:38
  Speaker 13: The main thing is to make it sound like you
• 6:40
  Speaker 13: know what the fuck you're talking about. If you say
• 6:41
  Speaker 13: it with confidence, people are going to believe whatever shit
• 6:43
  Speaker 13: you tell them.
• 6:45
  Speaker 11: Like, yeah, yeah.
• 6:46
  Speaker 4: Walk with authority and you can go anywhere.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: From the get-go, like, I was... I didn't... I mean,
• 6:50
  Speaker 11: I knew Danny Trejo was in this. I knew Jessica
• 6:53
  Speaker 11: Alba was in it. And I forgot that Michelle Rodriguez
• 6:56
  Speaker 11: was in it. But I had no idea that Don
• 6:58
  Speaker 11: Johnson was in it. Of course, yeah, Cheech Marin because
• 7:01
  Speaker 11: from the trailers. And.
• 7:04
  Speaker 9: Steven Seagal.
• 7:04
  Speaker 11: Steven Seagal, yeah. I was like, oh shit, Seagal's in this?
• 7:07
  Speaker 11: You didn't know that?
• 7:09
  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 9: You were way behind.
• 7:10
  Speaker 11: This is a sweet, sweet, sweet surprise.
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. I mean, it is a massive cash.
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: And Lindsay Lohan. And Lindsay Lohan and her tits.
• 7:20
  Speaker 9: Again, her best asset because, again, can't act for shit.
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: But at this point, I mean.
• 7:25
  Speaker 9: She didn't take her freckles and just go on somewhere.
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: And she will. To jail.
• 7:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: At this point, though, she... Well, especially that first scene
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: where we run into her, I'm like, I think this
• 7:37
  Speaker 4: is just home video footage. Right. I mean, she's just
• 7:39
  Speaker 4: cracked out on the floor of somebody's house and they
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: have to bust in and get her.
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  Speaker 13: I heard that Robert Rodriguez specifically did not want her
• 7:45
  Speaker 13: at any of the premieres. He was calling her agent
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  Speaker 13: to track her down to make sure that she did
• 7:49
  Speaker 13: not show up at the premiere.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 7: Nice.
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  Speaker 9: That's what I read.
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  Speaker 11: She didn't want her to be wasted and just like.
• 7:53
  Speaker 9: On the internet.
• 7:54
  Speaker 11: Flash or flash. God, I'm famous again. I'm famous.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: Where's my paycheck?
• 8:02
  Speaker 11: I need to go get some medicine.
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: Where's my crack?
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: Medicine.
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  Speaker 11: So it's got tons of people in it. And of course,
• 8:10
  Speaker 11: the opening sequence of like all the. The imagery from
• 8:13
  Speaker 11: the movie, like, in that kind of, like, comic book-y,
• 8:15
  Speaker 11: I guess, grindhouse-looking.
• 8:17
  Speaker 8: 70s, grindhouse.
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  Speaker 4: Starsky and Hutch-looking opening theme.
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  Speaker 11: Pretty awesome.
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: It is awesome.
• 8:21
  Speaker 11: From the get-go, you know that you're like, oh, yeah,
• 8:23
  Speaker 11: this is just going to be rowdy.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, even before that, I mean, we had him run
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: a car through a building, take out an entire group
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  Speaker 4: of people.
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  Speaker 11: With his machete.
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: Haul a naked chick around, have her do a maneuver
• 8:35
  Speaker 4: that involved a cell phone.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 11: And sound effects.
• 8:39
  Speaker 4: And, yeah, then something. So yeah, all of that's before
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: you get to the credits. That's how awesome this is.
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  Speaker 3: What, she got a call?
• 8:51
  Speaker 9: Is it on vibrate?
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully.
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: Hopefully she put it on vibrate.
• 8:55
  Speaker 9: Speakerphone.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 8:58
  Speaker 9: It's not really muffled. I can't understand it.
• 9:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 9:01
  Speaker 11: She's like yelling at her crotch. Hold on a second.
• 9:04
  Speaker 12: Hold on.
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: Wait, I got another call. And she punches herself in
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: the pelvis.
• 9:09
  Speaker 11: Massage my uterus.
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, God. Speaking of uterus, so he also works in
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: the regular babysitting twins, which in those outfits.
• 9:20
  Speaker 9: They're not attractive.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: Well, they seem nice enough, but, yeah, they're kind of special.
• 9:25
  Speaker 13: I don't like their noses. They're twins, so they have
• 9:27
  Speaker 13: the same nose, and I don't like their nose.
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: Well, here's what... The thing is, like, he continually uses them,
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: and he realizes, oh, they're a hot chick draw, so
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: he dresses them scantily. So I'm just like, at what
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: point do we get creeped out? when you can basically
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: see their ass in this outfit, and that's your cousin.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: Does it seem weird that, like, the director's sitting there
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: behind him going, all right, show a little more, and
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: he's related to them? I don't know.
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: It's Hollywood.
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: I suppose.
• 9:55
  Speaker 11: Everybody fucks everybody in Hollywood.
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: He's very un-Hollywood though. It's kind of funny that he's
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: He has no problem whoring out his family.
• 10:04
  Speaker 11: I thought it was awesome. At the end of the movie,
• 10:06
  Speaker 11: I'm not going to spoil that just yet, but when
• 10:08
  Speaker 11: they're in slow motion shooting Mac-10s, it makes me think
• 10:13
  Speaker 11: of that redneck video you can get women with guns,
• 10:16
  Speaker 11: where it's women in bathing.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Suits shooting machine guns.
• 10:20
  Speaker 11: And there is something about that that is awesome. It
• 10:22
  Speaker 11: really is awesome. Especially when Michelle Rodriguez is crying. fully
• 10:26
  Speaker 11: auto unloading on people she's just so bird looking except
• 10:29
  Speaker 11: for her face.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: No her face I like the eye patch.
• 10:32
  Speaker 13: Because it covered part of her face oh my god
• 10:35
  Speaker 13: she's got a gorgeous body and she's got really nice
• 10:37
  Speaker 13: hair but her.
• 10:38
  Speaker 11: Face she's got great teeth she's got great eyes she.
• 10:41
  Speaker 9: Would all the features together just don't work well.
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: She looks better in this though because usually i don't
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: i don't even get all that on board with her
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: she seems all right and i've actually seen footage of
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: her like out promoting it and she seems kind of
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: cool so she seems nice enough but.
• 10:54
  Speaker 13: She's nice she seems nice i said she's got a
• 10:56
  Speaker 13: great body but yeah a body like hers holy shit.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah once she came out especially towards the end when
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: she's hardly wearing anything it's just like.
• 11:02
  Speaker 14: The leather bikini top jesus christ yeah she is is
• 11:07
  Speaker 14: uh needs business and once again is not just like
• 11:10
  Speaker 14: girly naked she's like fucking cut like she could kick
• 11:13
  Speaker 14: any man in the room's ass so it's yeah and she's.
• 11:16
  Speaker 9: So tiny too because we saw her in.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Chicago yeah she's short yeah she's teeny she's.
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: Not tall while we're on that note is it just
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: me or did it ever seem like danny was short
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: in this movie yeah they did a good trick weird
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: because in photography he yeah we stood next to him
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: i'm taller than he is for god's sakes and i
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: am no minute bull so What the hell? What kind
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: of milk crate was he standing on in every shot
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: they had him in?
• 11:41
  Speaker 9: Special shoes. Elevator shoes.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: Still, they have to be big elevator shoes.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: The funny thing was when we were getting our pictures
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: taken with him, he tried to pull all of us
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: down to the same height. And I was like pushing up.
• 11:52
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Get in there. who may be part of.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: His smile on his face was the fact that he
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: was pulling me down and I was like oh no you're.
• 12:02
  Speaker 11: Not there's this internal struggle you don't get in the
• 12:04
  Speaker 11: picture so much.
• 12:05
  Speaker 13: It's awesome it's like the picture of me with Henry
• 12:07
  Speaker 13: Rollins I'm.
• 12:10
  Speaker 9: Like struggling he's like pulling me down oh no.
• 12:14
  Speaker 13: Oh, geez.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I just noticed that midway in, I was
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: just like, no, I haven't noticed at all that he's
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: massively shorter than any of these people. And I know
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: that he is.
• 12:23
  Speaker 11: The only time that I could tell kind of was
• 12:25
  Speaker 11: when he was on top of the limo. About to
• 12:28
  Speaker 11: chop through the sunroof. And I was like, you kind
• 12:30
  Speaker 11: of get the scale of him.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Man, he's tiny.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: But even next to Seagal, you don't really see it.
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: Because Seagal's actually pretty tall.
• 12:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he's a tall guy.
• 12:37
  Speaker 15: So, yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, like in their fight or whatever.
• 12:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 12:42
  Speaker 9: Were they fighting on a hill or something?
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Or even like Jessica Alba. She's probably pretty tall for
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: a chick. I mean, she's got to be taller than
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: him in the real world. I think she's pretty short.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Is she?
• 12:51
  Speaker 9: I've heard she's kind of tiny.
• 12:52
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 12:53
  Speaker 9: Maybe I'm making shit up.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: The trail's only just like maybe an inch shorter than me. Yeah.
• 12:57
  Speaker 11: Is he like 5'1, 2, 3?
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: No.
• 13:00
  Speaker 9: He's more than an inch shorter than you.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: 5'6?
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: You think he's like 5'6?
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude. So I'm 5'8, so he's got to be
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: like 5'6.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: 5'6, yeah.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: But he's still, I mean, he's still wide.
• 13:09
  Speaker 9: We can look it up on the list.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, he's a badass.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: He's built like a brick shithouse.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's the same thing like Savini. Savini's like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: he's pretty wide for his size, but he's not like
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: super tall. But in the movies, he looks fucking tall
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: as shit.
• 13:21
  Speaker 7: He's not.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: He's not. Which I'm still kind of angry there was
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: no fight between Savini.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened to Savini?
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: He just disappeared. Now that I'm thinking about it, I
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: think that got cut. Because I think in one of
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: the trailers, there's a big shot of Savini standing there
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: with the gun, and then the machete just comes into
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: frame by his face. So I'm assuming that's when Danny
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: probably took out Savini, but... Yeah, I didn't really think
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: about it until you said that. Where was that?
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, he's coming for you.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: He's not coming for me or us. He's coming for you.
• 13:49
  Speaker 15: Look at you, dude.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: I know this guy.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: I guess that, yeah, they should have just showed him
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: running away at that point because, yeah, you don't really
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: see what happens.
• 13:56
  Speaker 9: What a scam.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, well.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 14:00
  Speaker 9: It took off like he owed that guy money or something.
• 14:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 14:03
  Speaker 9: Savini, you owe people money.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That's you, Savini. I'm coming for you.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I mean....
• 14:11
  Speaker 11: Basically, the machete delivers everything that you would expect it to,
• 14:14
  Speaker 11: especially if you've seen the trailers. That's what the whole
• 14:16
  Speaker 11: movie's like. It's over the top.
• 14:17
  Speaker 9: Just don't go into it expecting a classic masterpiece.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: There's the Caspians and it's... It's Grindhouse.
• 14:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, Rodriguez knows that from when he made the
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: cheap fake trailer until now.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: If you want to.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: See boobs, big explosions, lowriders, tons of blood, people getting
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: their limbs hacked off.
• 14:36
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: All types of cool shit like that, then, yeah, this
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: is definitely, it delivers.
• 14:41
  Speaker 11: The only thing that I don't like, and I notice
• 14:44
  Speaker 11: a lot, especially having anybody who's watched, like, sci-fi movies,
• 14:49
  Speaker 11: the use of, like, digital blood effects and stuff, I
• 14:54
  Speaker 11: can't stand.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: It always looks bad.
• 14:56
  Speaker 11: Because it looks terrible.
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 11: And I want practical blood effects, and I think that
• 15:00
  Speaker 11: there are a lot of times in this movie where
• 15:02
  Speaker 11: I was just like, oh, God, come on.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Which ones?
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Like, I didn't notice as many as a lot of
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: other movies, really, because there's still a good amount of
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: practical ones. Because the big difference, and I just heard
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: somebody else complain about this, is even if it makes
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: it look good, it's not really there. So it's never
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: on anything. So, I mean, that much blood flying around
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: should be on everything.
• 15:22
  Speaker 11: All the shooting and stuff, I'm pretty sure is practical.
• 15:24
  Speaker 11: But like, you know, when he's. chopping people.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 11: You know, and all that is like, all that is digital.
• 15:31
  Speaker 11: And at the end, when he wounds, I'm not going
• 15:34
  Speaker 11: to say how, he wounds Seagal or whatever, and he
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: kind of backed up, the slit in his back as
• 15:40
  Speaker 11: his shirt moved, it was flat against his shirt. Like,
• 15:42
  Speaker 11: his shirt was moving and it would just look like
• 15:44
  Speaker 11: it was floating. And I'm like, oh, God.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: And it didn't really take me out of anything, but
• 15:48
  Speaker 11: I noticed it enough for me to be like, oh,
• 15:49
  Speaker 11: come on. Just like, I want it all to be
• 15:51
  Speaker 11: practical blood. I want it, yeah, spraying on people and everywhere.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: You want the Japanese effect.
• 15:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, well, especially when you're dealing with bladed weapons. Like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 11: there's blood goes every freaking place.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: In machete, you know what I mean? The movie itself
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: is kind of a joke. So, I mean, you might
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: as well just go overboard with the blood.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: But the Japanese do such a good job on, like,
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: samurai movies where guys get cut and arteries just straight everywhere.
• 16:13
  Speaker 11: You kind of miss that actual definitely definitely that arterial mist.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: The three dimensions this i have to say is pretty
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: you know as far as the the uh shooting wounds
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of bloody gore that comes out of
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: the back of those so they they still kind of
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: deliver but.
• 16:29
  Speaker 11: They definitely do they definitely do Just a sad note.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:33
  Speaker 11: I notice, and I know that a lot of people
• 16:35
  Speaker 11: probably do notice, and it kind of gets my goat
• 16:37
  Speaker 11: a little bit. Not enough that I'm going to lessen
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: any of the points I give this movie because it's
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: fucking awesome in every way.
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: But, yeah, between the last couple of weeks, it's almost
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: like they've remembered how to make... fun ridiculous over the
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: top move between seeing piranha and seeing this it's like
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: finally the shit that people have been complaining about for
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: years of like why don't they make movies like this
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: anymore why don't we ever have any you know they
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: finally have come to terms with the fact that People
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: just kind of like big, dumb movies, and it's okay
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: to not really, you know, go into it with much
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: more than that, you know, that you're planning to do.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: To just kind of follow through with, you know, the
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: fun that you set out to make in, you know,
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: a big, gory action fest. You know, yeah. It's supposed
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: to be over the top. So, yeah, I don't know.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I just have to.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: it seems like we found like this new wave of
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: like people coming to terms with, you know, okay, you
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: guys were right. I mean, they spent 10, 15 years
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: complaining that where did all these movies go that, you know,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: in the eighties we had all this kind of fun
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: stuff and it just totally died off. And, So I
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: don't know, maybe we're starting to hit a whole new
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: era of bad cheesy over-the-top movies. I hope so, yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: But I like how, you know, it's obviously, it doesn't
• 17:54
  Speaker 11: take itself, I mean, it's called Machete, about a guy, Machete's,
• 17:57
  Speaker 11: you know, he's a, not a U.S. Marshal, I don't
• 18:00
  Speaker 11: want to say that.
• 18:01
  Speaker 14: Federal.
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: Federal.
• 18:02
  Speaker 15: Federal.
• 18:03
  Speaker 11: Is machete apparently that's his code name or whatever machete
• 18:06
  Speaker 11: i don't know.
• 18:07
  Speaker 13: I saw on his record it said birth name was
• 18:09
  Speaker 13: machete too oh really.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: That's what it said that's right on i didn't catch.
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: That unless i unless i was totally making shit.
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: Again pardon me it's machete but the fact that it's
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: like totally tongue-in-cheek over the top like it doesn't take
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: itself too seriously and there are movies out there that
• 18:24
  Speaker 11: are over the top and kind of you know don't
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: show that cheeky side or whatever. And it just doesn't work.
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: You're like, I think that's kind of why those movies
• 18:33
  Speaker 11: just tank. And I don't know, but Rodriguez does over
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: the top really well. And the fact that he chops
• 18:39
  Speaker 11: that dude's hand off and picks up the hand with
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: the gun in it and is shooting people, that's just
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: frigging awesome. Yes, that's what I like. That's what we want.
• 18:48
  Speaker 13: Has there been any numbers on this one so far
• 18:49
  Speaker 13: as to how it's done in the theaters? Has it
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: been doing well thus far?
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: What's the Terminator meter say?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I think it's probably going to do really well in
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: the movie because.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I think it's got what a lot of the I
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: want to say, like, a lot of the lowbrow, lower-class
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: citizens want it. It's got a lot of gore and
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: boobs in it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: You described us.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Because we were thrilled with it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: We were like, yeah!
• 19:14
  Speaker 13: It's the last time I've laughed so much in a movie,
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: aside from, like, Zombieland or something.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 13: Like, laugh out loud at people getting shot and horribly mutilated.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: It's a very pro-Mexican film, so lots of Mexicans are
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: going to love it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, very pro-illegal immigrant movie, too.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Kind of. That is one that, yeah, I don't know,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: I wanted to address at some point. Because they make
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: a pretty big, I mean, if there's anything to take
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: from this that's not ridiculous and over to the top,
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: there is a very big underlying message of this sort
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: of situation that we're in. And it's it doesn't really
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: provide you with a end-all be-all answer to it it
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: just you know i think it does shed light because
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: i think there's a lot of people in the whole
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: rest of the country that have no idea how widespread
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: that is and how big of a problem it is
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: for certain people and how much trouble you know On
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: both sides, they have with it. So it does at
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: least shine a light on that, that a lot of people.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: I believe it's mostly a problem for Texas and Arizona.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It's not so much a problem for.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: Clarksville, Indiana.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Clarksville, Indiana, right?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: They do have quite a little.
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: The Kmart in Clarksville, Indiana.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: They have their own little Mexico there. That's cool.
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: Their own personal influx of employees that they need at
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: any given moment.
• 20:24
  Speaker 9: The flea market in Simpsonville. You can load up on
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: all your Mexican blankets and music.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: They don't have good blankets down there, but that's what
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: kind of pisses me off.
• 20:33
  Speaker 9: You can load up on all your Mexican movies and CDs.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: And soccer jerseys.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Soccer jerseys.
• 20:38
  Speaker 12: I want blankets.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: I can't find any. That's the Ugandian moose.
• 20:41
  Speaker 15: No, no, no.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: Ugandian.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I'm just mad I can't get a damn good Mexican
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: blanket up here. What the hell?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: As many of them are coming over. Why don't you
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: have them grab one on the way out?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I asked my buddy Dino. I was like,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: give me a Mexican blanket. He looked at me and goes,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: why do you want a Mexican blanket?
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: And I was like... Because I need it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: For my car.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: That's what you cover the car seats in. He just
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: kind of looked at me like I was nuts.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Stupid Gringo.
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: They ought to have enough blankets for when they're hiding
• 21:06
  Speaker 13: under them across the border.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, Misty, yes. Here comes the hate mail.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, keep in mind about half of our audience is
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: in Texas.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: It's all in good fun.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: I'm just joking.
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: Well, then probably they'll, you know, have something to say
• 21:23
  Speaker 11: about this.
• 21:25
  Speaker 9: I hate everybody.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: That is true. We're all pretty free with our hate.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: There's anybody that she doesn't. And I don't think it's
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: so much.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: You know us, listeners.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Well, no, she's not so much where she hates people
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: or anything like that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I hate the stereotypes.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: She hates the stereotypes. Which is what I think comes
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: into play a lot in this movie.
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: I just didn't want to be mistaken.
• 21:48
  Speaker 13: I hate everybody equally. It's not like I hate one
• 21:52
  Speaker 13: group more.
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Than the next.
• 21:53
  Speaker 12: That is true.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: But no, I mean, to me, it seems like Rodriguez
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: is really playing with the stereotypes. I mean, he's one
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: that's always seemed like he's had a sense of humor
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: about it. Like, he's, you know, he definitely has grown
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: up in that area. He's, you know, got a huge
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: family that's probably very traditional in all these, you know,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Mexican traditions. But at the same time, he'll be the
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: first to sort of poke fun at the Mexican stereotypes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: And he does have them riding around in the tricked-out cars. And,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: you know, that's like, you know... In a way, that
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: could be taken as being stereotypical, but he somehow.
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: Avoiding the customs lady at all costs.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, avoiding the customs. They all run when the customs
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: lady comes up. So, I mean... Given to a different director,
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: you could almost be insulted by that. But knowing who
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: it is, and knowing that he is sort of playing
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: with these conventions.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: There ain't nothing wrong with the lowrider scene.
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: I was in the lowrider scene for a long time, and.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: It was fucking awesome.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: But I think to a lot of people, they would
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: consider that being stereotypical. That's the first thing you think
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: of when Mexicans, they're all driving these lowriders, and yeah, so...
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just think it's funny that he's
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: not afraid of that stuff. He will definitely throw it
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: in there and laugh at it when it's funny and
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: use it when it comes in handy for the plot.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: He just doesn't seem to be– he doesn't want to
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: shy away from that kind of stuff. He's like, we're Mexican.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: We know we're Mexican. This really is our heritage.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: He does it too with the white Texans, the guys
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: that are just overly pasty.
• 23:17
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Old yeehaw boys.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: You know and once again with a bunch of crackers
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: sitting there we could be offended by that but we
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: also know it's true we'll be the i'll be the
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: first to call out fucking rednecks and white trash right
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: we live in the middle of it yeah damn straight
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: i mean yeah so yeah i was i was much
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: more siding with the i was like kill those damn
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: white trash motherfuckers damn crackers kill everybody put a bullet
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: in his head machete upside his face So, yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: It is interesting, though, that it throws that in there.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: And they do almost take that one moment to stop
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: and pose a real question as the security guys, which
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: we'll get to them in a minute. Because those guys
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: are funny. The fact that there was like all these
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: people just get taken out right and left. But there's
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: this one little group of guys that he never really kills.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: He just continues to beat the hell out of them
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: the whole time. So that was funny. But they do
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: stop and ask the same question that even I've asked.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: I'm like.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: How can you treat these people with such disrespect and
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: let them raise your children? I'm like that.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: He's like, we let them drive our cars. We let
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: them into our house as maids and in our gardens
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: as gardeners, but we don't let them come over to
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: this country legally.
• 24:26
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: That has never made sense.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Especially the children. How would you trust this person with
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: your child but not even treat them like an equal, period?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: They're a lower class citizen completely and utterly, but you'll
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: let them take care of your child.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't see any different... I understand from the whole.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: And here we're going to get into political shit and
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: all that other crap.
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: Did we get too political?
• 24:52
  Speaker 12: No, no.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: But I understand....
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Illegal alien. That's okay. I understand that. But people generally
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: treat illegal Mexicans different than they would treat an illegal Frenchman.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Or an illegal Dutchman. Or an illegal guy from Japan.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Or just Mexicans in general, I think. I think people
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: immediately kind of look down on them. My trainer that
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: was in Muay Thai was over here illegally. He was
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: here legally at one point, but then his green card...
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: And so he's been here, I don't know, maybe 15 years.
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: But people have been sheltering him, you know, because.
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: Maybe you shouldn't tell people that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody knows who he is. Nobody knows where to find him.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: So it's not that big of a deal. I don't
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: even know where to find him. But, you know, I mean,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: and people treat people differently. And it's that stereotype of,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: And all Mexicans are cockroaches and stuff like that.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I know tons of cool Mexicans.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But, you know, I know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Tons of uncool Mexicans.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: And I know tons of cool white people and tons
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: of uncool white people. And the same goes for Chinese
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: people and black people and everybody else. Cubans, you know,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I love all cultures. I love all people. They're cool
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: as shit. But, you know, like Misty was saying, as
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: far as the stereotypes, you know, the stereotypes is what
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I don't really like. You know, the people that are just...
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: There's bad.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Seeds in every race. But that, I mean, that group
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: of people in particular always seem like they're kind of
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: looked down on, especially in the last, you know, 50
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: years or more, because it's always one of those, oh,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: you're an illegal immigrant. You know, they've now, you know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: the people who look at people like that. sort of
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: lump everybody together in that. And they don't necessarily do
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: that with Frenchmen. But, you know, if you're Mexican, they're
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: immediately probably going to have that thought.
• 26:43
  Speaker 13: There's a lot more Mexicans than there are illegal Frenchmen.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I think I'm okay with that, too.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: That's probably why there's more.
• 26:51
  Speaker 13: That's probably why there's more, because there's more Mexicans. That's
• 26:54
  Speaker 13: why there's more of a... It's more of a known state.
• 26:57
  Speaker 13: That's why there's more of the hatred. It's more aware of,
• 27:00
  Speaker 13: because there is more.
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: I mean, you don't have.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: You know. Frenchmen running across the border with baguettes.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: An escargot.
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: You don't have all the fucking French from Canada trying
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: to burst over. They don't want to come over here.
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, seriously.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: You don't see people trying to get across the border
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: from Canada.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Just Mexico.
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: They can bring their syrup. That's okay, you know.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: Leave Dave Coulier over there.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: That's not a request. That's an order.
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Please.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 27:31
  Speaker 13: But yeah, that's probably why it's more of a big thing. Because,
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: I mean, there's a lot more Mexicans that are over
• 27:35
  Speaker 13: here illegally. And it's more obvious that they're Mexicans.
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: Like, you can't usually just spot a Frenchman from far away.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: You're like, oh, you're French. I don't like you.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: And it's not even their fault, really. It's our system's fault.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Our system's broken.
• 27:48
  Speaker 14: It is.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: It doesn't work, and.
• 27:49
  Speaker 11: It's all about making money. It's all about the big
• 27:52
  Speaker 11: guy making money. And that's what is funny when they're
• 27:54
  Speaker 11: talking about, where it's like, how much... probably this nation
• 27:57
  Speaker 11: relies on cheap, dirt-ass cheap labor that, you know, we
• 28:03
  Speaker 11: get from, you know, from anybody crossing the border.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Only from, I mean, people who are citizens wouldn't stand
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: for that kind of bullshit. They would, you know, I
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: want minimum wage. I want, you know, I want health insurance.
• 28:14
  Speaker 13: They want to sit and bitch because they take our jobs,
• 28:16
  Speaker 13: but they're jobs that we don't want.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 28:18
  Speaker 11: They're probably all saying this and sitting in a house
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: that was built by, you know, Mexicans. So, I mean,
• 28:25
  Speaker 11: what are you going to do? Like, bitch about it's
• 28:28
  Speaker 11: like the war on drugs in a way it's false
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: in a way because there is money to be made
• 28:34
  Speaker 11: in the supply and demand And you can't just cut
• 28:38
  Speaker 11: it all out because then, you know, the prices go up, blah, blah, blah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: If we as a government wanted to stamp out the
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: war on drugs, we could, but we don't.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: The government doesn't want. There's too much money to be made.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: There's too much money to be made. You know, all
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: this stuff about, you know, keep kids off drugs and
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: all this other crap is all a bunch of BS.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: It's all smoke and mirrors.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: That's what I've just been saying for years. Just legalize
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: it and then tax it because, you know, that's the
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: only way for them to make more money off of
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: it is find a way to tax it like everything else.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, California's trying to legalize marijuana taxes.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It'll happen. If it happens out there, it's only a
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: matter of time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: They can tax Mexicans. Is that the next step?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Well, see, that's the thing. If people are going to
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: come over here, that's fine. That's cool. But at least.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: at least document them having to pay in taxes.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: That's the only thing. That's the only thing I ask.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Everybody should have an equal opportunity to
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: come to this country.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: See, that's the thing.
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: As long as they want to pull their own weight.
• 29:36
  Speaker 13: As long as they want to take responsibility for it
• 29:39
  Speaker 13: and pay taxes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: And most of those people are, though. I mean, you
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: do see them out there standing around trying to get
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: a job. And it's like, hell, that's more than most
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: of the white people here do.
• 29:48
  Speaker 13: But then you have the ones that are the stereotype.
• 29:50
  Speaker 13: You have the ones that come over here, don't want
• 29:51
  Speaker 13: to learn the language, and expect to be given... money
• 29:55
  Speaker 13: like they have some right to without working for it
• 29:57
  Speaker 13: i've known people like that i've you know.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: I guess but more people i know like that are
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: white people yeah unfortunately yes there's a lot more because.
• 30:04
  Speaker 13: I mean i got somebody in my family she's not
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: in my family but my uncle's wife's mother she came
• 30:09
  Speaker 13: to this country she demanded to have you know you
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: know she she wanted government money but she had never
• 30:14
  Speaker 13: worked in this country in her entire life she refused
• 30:16
  Speaker 13: to speak the language You know, it's like, what right
• 30:20
  Speaker 13: do you have to the money if you don't want
• 30:21
  Speaker 13: to work for it, you know?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: But you also have a super white version of that
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: in your family, too.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: That leeches off the government.
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah, we got fucking lazy people from every fucking nationality
• 30:32
  Speaker 13: in our family.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Awesome.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Your family's pretty much got all the bases covered.
• 30:37
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah. I got the Asian covered. We got the
• 30:39
  Speaker 13: Asian in. We got the Mexican. We got the blacks.
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: There you go. Mm-hmm.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: And.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: They're all fucking, you know, Asian, because you work, but
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: the black, the Mexican, they're, I mean, it's everybody.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: It's white.
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: My aunt, she's fucking lazy. She ain't listening to this.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: That's why I called her out. I was just like,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: nobody fits that bill more than your aunt.
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: But it's, I mean, the ones that want to work
• 31:02
  Speaker 13: for it and do it legally, I don't have a
• 31:03
  Speaker 13: problem with people that, you know.
• 31:05
  Speaker 9: Want to do that. It's just, I don't know. I
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: don't want to get political.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I think is kind of cool about this,
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: is it sort of, it does shine that light on it,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: but it doesn't really give you an answer. It doesn't
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: cast anybody as totally wrong. It definitely puts the sway
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: on the side of the immigrants, but at the same time,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, You've got all these other politicians and guys
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: that kind of give their story. And they're like, well,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: here's our end of it. Here's how we're making money
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: off of it. How are you going to tell us
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: to stop making money off of this system? And that's true.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: That's how America works. You're not going to change the
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: system if the system is making money off for the majority,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: especially the majority in power.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: There's no way in hell.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: We're talking all shit about people.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: We're talking it across the board, so fuck them.
• 31:48
  Speaker 11: And that's the overall theme of the movie, you know.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Talk amongst yourselves.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, that's kind of what's cool about
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: this is it does have people sort of, you know,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: working together by the end of it. You do have
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: people in the system that are, you know, a white
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: guy who's fighting off people with the Mexican guy. It's like,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: that's cool. It's like that is sort of in the end.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's nobody that I think Rodriguez is such
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: a good example of that as somebody who. I'm assuming,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know how far back it was that his
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: family came to America, but I mean, Jesus Christ, look
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: how successful he is and what he's done to Hollywood.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It's like in such a small span of time, he's
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: completely revolutionized the way that people do movies, the way
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: that you budget a movie. That's the reason he gets
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: to keep making these damn movies. Because he can crank
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: them out for nothing and make money off of them. And, yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, so, I mean, he's, to me, such a
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: good person to be put in charge of this because
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: he is sort of an example for everybody, white, Mexican, whatever.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: It's like he's an example of somebody who did, you know,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: he's a smart guy. He came into Hollywood, if nowhere else,
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: and found what he needed to do, what he wanted
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: to do, and yeah, worked hard for the last 20
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: some odd years doing it. So it's like, he's a
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: good example. So it's kind of cool to have him
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: be able to make a movie like this that sort
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: of showcases that.
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: I blame it on Jessica Alba.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Fucker.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Damn cracker. So the tomato meter is 73%. 73%, that's good.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Which is, yeah, the tomato meter's pretty hard, actually. It's
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: a pretty harsh shit system, so for you to get
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: above 50 is actually pretty good.
• 33:26
  Speaker 13: I don't know if they had any numbers on how
• 33:27
  Speaker 13: many people, how much money it brought in so far.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: It's opening.
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: That's not too racist, cutting you that out.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Again, I think we're talking.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think you sound racist.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: That's what I think you need to do. And I
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: think even, I mean, as ridiculous as this movie is,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: as over the top, as completely schlocky as all this is,
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: I think in the end it really does sort of
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: make you want to talk. So it's like, I think
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: that's kind of what's cool is that it can start
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: a dialogue. Even, you know, a stupid, you know, a
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: grindhouse movie can actually start a dialogue and make people
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: come up with something that's sort of more important than
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: the movie itself probably is.
• 34:01
  Speaker 13: I'm not racist against Mexicans or blacks particularly. They are
• 34:04
  Speaker 13: good at each one. I'm racist against the stereotype. I'm
• 34:07
  Speaker 13: racist against the lazy black man that wants to sit
• 34:10
  Speaker 13: at home and draw government or the lazy Mexican that
• 34:12
  Speaker 13: just wants to come over here and think that they
• 34:13
  Speaker 13: deserve rights.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: But I'm equally as annoyed with the lazy white people.
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: Like I said, it's everybody.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: There's plenty of them.
• 34:19
  Speaker 13: I'm not racist against one particular– You know, one, I'm
• 34:22
  Speaker 13: racist against all stereotypes.
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: I'm racist against... I don't.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Think that's racist. She's biased.
• 34:28
  Speaker 13: Anybody that fits into that category that just wants to
• 34:31
  Speaker 13: sit and expect stuff to be given to them without
• 34:34
  Speaker 13: actually having to work for it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 9: It's like I said, yeah, man, it's like that. She's
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: white somewhat. She thinks.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she doesn't think she is, but she's white.
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: But, I mean, she's lazy as hell. But, I mean,
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: that's every.
• 34:43
  Speaker 13: You're going to find that with every race that there's
• 34:47
  Speaker 13: that stereotype. There's a stereotype for a reason. There's people
• 34:49
  Speaker 13: that have made it that way.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: And, I mean, yeah, it sucks.
• 34:53
  Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, it sucks that I look at a
• 34:55
  Speaker 13: Mexican and I'm like, God, that person's, you know, they're
• 34:57
  Speaker 13: probably illegal. But that's horrible of me. And, yeah, but,
• 35:00
  Speaker 13: you know, there are Mexicans that are good. Just not
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: Jessica Alba.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Most definitely.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry. I'm racist.
• 35:08
  Speaker 17: Whatever.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: No, you're not. You're just... You're not racist. And that's
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: the thing. That's my problem. How can you be.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Racist when you just hate the entire human population?
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: It's not so much any particular.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: It's just people.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: People.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: That's always been mine. People in general kind of suck.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: It's just general lazy people is who you can't understand
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: because I know you, so it's anybody who doesn't want
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: to work for what they want.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: For what they deserve.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Don't ever go through this life thinking you deserve something
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: because you don't deserve anything. You deserve to die. That's
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: about all you deserve. You deserve to die.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: And that's what we call a machete.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Machete.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: That's the only right you have is the right to die.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: You want anything, you work for it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm like that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 13: I don't expect anybody to hand me anything. I don't
• 35:55
  Speaker 13: ask for help. If I want something, I'm going to
• 35:58
  Speaker 13: work and I'm going to get it. It's going to
• 35:59
  Speaker 13: get done.
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: I don't just sit there and be like, oh, well,
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: what can I get from the government for that?
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, do you think somebody handed.
• 36:05
  Speaker 13: I'm not going to sit and pop out six kids
• 36:08
  Speaker 13: so that I can draw money from Social Security like
• 36:11
  Speaker 13: my aunt did.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Once again, that's a flaw in the system, not the people.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: If we didn't set up a system that would allow
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: people to do that, then you wouldn't invite people. Because
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: that's the thing. Immigrants have been coming to this country
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: for how many hundreds of years? Since day one.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: They're all immigrants.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: That's how this country got made.
• 36:31
  Speaker 13: Somehow the Asians don't have the reputation for being lazy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 13: They fucking do fingernails and shit.
• 36:35
  Speaker 11: They built our railroad.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Not to be stereotypical.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: I mean, Asians, they don't seem to have that same.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: It's different.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I guarantee there's lazy Asians out there. There's got to be.
• 36:50
  Speaker 9: Somehow they've managed to avoid that stereotype.
• 36:52
  Speaker 13: They have the stereotype that they're smarter than us.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: They're lazy and bad at math. Somewhere there's one of
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: them out there.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: We all know Kung Fu.
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: Your kid. It's your kid. She's the flaw.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: She is, isn't she? Damn it. My kid thinks everything
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: needs to be given to her.
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Your kid is the downfall of the Asian civilization.
• 37:11
  Speaker 11: Only one thing to do, Jay.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I'm going to break her up.
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: Beat it out of her. You can't beat kids anymore.
• 37:17
  Speaker 13: That's the problem right there. You can't beat the lazy
• 37:21
  Speaker 13: out of these people.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Machete can.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: But he can't text.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: He doesn't need to text. I felt a little kinship
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: there as I was just bitching about texting.
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: Because I made you text Roger before the show.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: And I was like, fuck.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: That was kind of weird, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: I was like, Brian don't text.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Brian don't text.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Son of a bitch, you're making me text.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 37:44
  Speaker 11: See, really, that's one of the things I can say
• 37:46
  Speaker 11: about this. This movie has so many awesome moments. The
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: whole thing is just like awesome moment after awesome moment.
• 37:52
  Speaker 11: And so it's like, you know, some of those movies
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: that you see and you're like, oh, I remember that scene, blah, blah, blah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: There's a few of them.
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: This whole movie is just consecutive back-to-back these, you know,
• 38:02
  Speaker 11: things that are happening, these cool moments.
• 38:04
  Speaker 13: But I don't see it, like, holding up for more than, like,
• 38:06
  Speaker 13: one viewing. I was like, I loved it. It was
• 38:08
  Speaker 13: fucking awesome. Do I really want to see it again?
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I could see it again.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: I do want to see it again.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I could see it again.
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: Definitely with friends, though. Like, I'd like to see it
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: with more people. It seems like a really good, like,
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: everyone laugh out loud.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Like, have a good time.
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: Turn it into a drinking game where you drink every
• 38:21
  Speaker 13: time and cut somebody's body parts off.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I love Danny Trejo, man. He's a great guy. I'm
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: glad they finally gave him a film where he's the hero.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: That's what's funny.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Because he always gets cast as the bad guy.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: Because he looks like a fucking bad guy.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: But even as the bad guy, I always thought he
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: was fucking cool as hell.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And he's been in so many things. It's funny how
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: long it's taken him to build up this career to
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: finally leading man in any movie.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Even when he was in Desperado, and he was basically
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: the machete guy in Desperado. I was like, holy shit,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: it would be so awesome if they just fucking gave
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: this guy his movie. A movie, yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 13: I want a movie that says the bartender from, from
• 38:54
  Speaker 13: dusk till dawn before that whole thing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: You know, I would just watch him serve.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Well, that's desperado. Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: That's basically desperado.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen it for a long time, but, uh,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: they keep crossing over, which again, I mean, he's, he's
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: sort of created his own little universe here.
• 39:08
  Speaker 9: When's he going to play a romantic lead?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Comedy i think let's see um jessica alba and him
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: in let's see what are we going to call this
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: thing i was gonna say j-lo because she used to
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: be your fallback romantic comedy but you don't want them
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: of the same you know you don't want them both
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: hispanic you got to mix it up.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: It's going to be, it's going to be, uh, damn rom-coms. Um, no,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: it's going to be Danny Trejo, uh, reprising the Arnold
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Schwarzenegger role.
• 39:36
  Speaker 15: Oh God.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Uh, Oh, shit, what's the name of that movie where
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: he gets pregnant?
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Junior?
• 39:41
  Speaker 12: Junior, yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: It's going to be Danny Trejo in Junior.
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: One thing would be a hardened school teacher.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Kindergarten Trejo.
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: Or the substitute. He could be one of the other
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: substitute movies or whatever.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: He comes in to shape up the tough kids.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I can see that, actually. He'll be the principal.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Or there could be Danny Trejo in The Hot Chick.
• 40:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know what to think of that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: You don't remember the Rob Schneider one?
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. I don't see that happening at all.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know that you can insert Danny Trejo in
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: any of Rob Schneider's roles.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Come on!
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: The Gigolo one?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: No, because girls do want to get with Danny Trejo.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: That's the difference. That's why it wouldn't work. Nobody wants
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to get with Rob Schneider. But that's what's funny in
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: this one. He is sort of, once again, he's playing
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: the Mexican James Bond. He's scoring with all the women.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: He just takes people out without batting an eye. He
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: is just like fucking Superman throughout this entire movie. He
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: just annihilates everybody and scores with chicks. That's pretty fucking awesome.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: That's pretty awesome. As of right now, it is coming
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: in number three.
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, good deal.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: It is $ 11 million.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: But once again, his are so cheap, I'm trying to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: think what the budget was. I think it was only
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: like $ 40 million or something.
• 41:03
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: There was a lot of explosions in this one.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: But they were CGI explosions.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Green screen.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Explosions. Explosions don't take much.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: And who did it come in under?
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: Or what movies did it come in under?
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Actually, he doesn't have the budget. But yeah, I mean,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: his are rarely more than $ 50 million for anything he's
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: ever done. Usually they're like $ 30.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. He can make a good film
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: with a low budget and still make a lot of
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: money off of them. People still want to see him.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: He came in about, well, I mean, Takers was kind
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: of huge. That one came in second, and the American, which,
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, you can't fight with Clooney. Clooney is a
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: super spy. Clooney is, yeah, a badass and everything.
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: He's shirtless in it, which, from what I've heard, is
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: kind of.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Not so hot anymore.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: That's why he's usually got, like, the tux going on.
• 41:49
  Speaker 13: Which is totally hotter than him without his shirt on,
• 41:51
  Speaker 13: which is strange, because usually I'm more like, ooh, take
• 41:52
  Speaker 13: it off, but now I'm like, ooh, put it back on.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Put a suit on.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: Put more clothes on.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: A well-dressed suit. That's what I like you in.
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, a parka. A nice little parka.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Fur mittens.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: So, any more comments on our cast here?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Steven Seagal. Dude, you've gotten so fucking fat, man.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: Why do you let yourself fucking go? He looks like
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: he's thinner than when he was in the TV show,
• 42:18
  Speaker 11: I think. He seemed like he was bigger in the
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: TV show.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: He's still.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: He just looks like he has for a long time.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: The thing that cracks me up, too, is, like, I
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: was waiting for Trejo to kill Steven Seagal. Not that
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I really.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: Big spoiler alert coming?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big spoiler alert. The whole damn movie is a
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: fucking spoiler alert. But, you know, there was a point
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: in time where I liked Steven Seagal.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: He was actually a pretty cool guy.
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: Sports drinks now.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I actually got to meet him one time, a long
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: time ago, before he even put out any movies. But
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: that's another story. But he seemed like a really cool guy,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: and then he just kind of went downhill from there, lost.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: It, and.
• 42:58
  Speaker 11: I think on deadly ground for me when I was like,
• 43:00
  Speaker 11: what the fuck is he doing?
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was like the under siege was the
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: jump the shark moment for him. They got bigger and bigger,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: and they got to that point, and it was like
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: everything from there on was just like, no.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I was on board for above the law and outlawed
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: for justice, marked for death, but then right after that,
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: it just.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Went under siege. That was what did it. It was
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: like that was just a little too much.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Point he had gotten to where like.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You know what i don't have to work out anymore.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know and i can just just well and
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: people yeah he got to the point where he didn't
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: do anything he just stands still and the bad guys
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: would run at him like we've made fun of him
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: many a time exactly it's his gravitational pull you know.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be great he's gonna be doing a sword
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: fight with trejo he's gonna have his fucking samurai sword
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: he's gonna have his machetes and they're gonna chop chop
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: at each other and then hopefully danny trejo is gonna
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: chop him in half or chop something off of him
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: no no nobody can kill Steven Seagal only Steven Seagal
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: can kill Steven Seagal yeah right So he ends up
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: killing himself.
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: And that's what it comes down to.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Trejo stabbed him.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: And my initial thought was, oh, I wonder if he
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: hit that cheeseburger.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing. It's right in the gut. And
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: then he starts going, this is nothing. And I'm just like, yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: you don't even feel that probably. There's so much blubber there.
• 44:17
  Speaker 9: It's a flesh wound.
• 44:18
  Speaker 11: Which is a funny scene when he's like turning the
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: blade like, yeah. It's just so fake. But yeah, I agree.
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: I wanted to see like. Something a little bit more epic.
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: He killed his fucking family.
• 44:30
  Speaker 11: If you want to see a fucking battle, he's going
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: to be like, I would have pulled the machete out
• 44:35
  Speaker 11: of his stomach going, no, bitch, you don't get to
• 44:36
  Speaker 11: kill yourself.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I'm going to kill you.
• 44:38
  Speaker 13: See, I kept waiting for his long-lost daughter to show
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: up because they never actually show her death. I was
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: waiting for like, I was waiting for it to secretly
• 44:44
  Speaker 13: be like Michelle Rodriguez.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: That's what we all were kind of thinking. Roger and
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I were thinking that until she climbed on top of it.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: We were like, hopefully this is not his daughter. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, hopefully this is it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: And then it's like, maybe it'll be Jessica Alba. I'm like, no,
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: that's not right either. But then it's like, because they
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: never actually show the daughter. Is she going to be
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: in one of the sequels? Because they never actually show.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Once again, I mean, they're sort of setting up, and
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: that's what the Rodriguez said, because they were asking her,
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: you've got this badass character now, are we going to get, like,
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: spin-off movies with her? Because that'd be kind of awesome, actually.
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: We're going to get Daughter of Machete.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Daughter of Machete, after Machete kills again.
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: Machete net.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: No, I just want the She movies now.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Pancetta?
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: No, Hatchet.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Fucking She movies, I'm telling you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: A whole line of She movies.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: It's like She-Agle.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Kind of but no we well again another one that
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: you know sort of pulling a tarantino and dusting off
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: an actor and pulling him out of obscurity don johnson
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: yeah pulls.
• 45:43
  Speaker 10: In a good performance really good he plays a good
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: jackass yeah well i mean he's always been kind of
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: a jackass but he's found a way to turn up
• 45:50
  Speaker 10: the redneck on this one and it makes it even
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: more impressive so yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: He plays he's a good villain you just want to
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: see you want him fucked up so.
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: Are we going to start seeing more of him in
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: this kind of role or is this his probably.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Well it's funny that I mean he got to be
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: the leading man that he did because he always kind
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: of had that attitude like aside from Miami Vice like
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: you look at him in movies a lot of times
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: because they gave him a good amount of movies in
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: like the early 90s you know and it's like actually
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: I don't remember any of them he's still well he's
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: still kind of a jackass in all.
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: Of them so it's like fantastic singing.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: It's Harwell that was awesome Harwell We do have a
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: lot of fans of that. They'd probably be thrilled. So
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: go ahead and finish out the song.
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Everybody loves Heartbeat.
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: All I can picture him is him. I can do
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: the motion.
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: Too bad you all can't see what just happened.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's doing the arm motion. I'm picturing Dweezil off
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: to the side. Yeah, it was epic. Good times. But yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: he was... I mean, it's funny to me that he
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: got to be as popular as he did and as
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: well-liked with people and ladies in general because I'm like,
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: he's a jackass in every role. He seems kind of
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: like a jackass in real life. No offense to him, but...
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: What little I've seen of him, I mean, he seems
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: kind of full of himself. But chicks kind.
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: Of dig that sometimes.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: They do, and that's funny. I mean, he had that
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: bigger career and being kind of a jerk.
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: I should be the leading man. I always should be
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: the leading man.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Don Johnson. He sort of, yeah, pulled a Tarantino there
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: and dug out somebody that nobody had seen in a
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: long time. It was like, here, play this role. Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Much like Jeff Fahey. There's another one that disappeared.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: The booth. The bad guy through half the movie.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I really like Fahey in this.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: I was trying to figure out where I'd seen him before.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: In everything.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Lawnmower Man.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Who was he in Lawnmower Man? The kid. Was he?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: The main guy.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Did he look like him?
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he was so young back then.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: God, that movie sucked. He's been in a ton of stuff, though. So,
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, he's another one that, like.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: He put in a really good performance.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: He is good.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Dude, you're going to hate him, too.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: He's a great villain.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why I think it was such a big,
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: you know, just sort of a sellout moment when you
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: get that lame, like, Seagal kill. Because this movie has
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: so many villains. Like, it builds up.
• 48:04
  Speaker 12: Good villains.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: All these, you know, these bad characters. And I realized,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: you know, midway in, we start kind of taking them out.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: We start knocking out some of the people.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: And we get to see them all done.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: And luckily, yeah, we slow... But you're like doing the checklist.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: You're like, all right, we got rid of him. We
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: got rid of him. Okay, now who's the big one?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: And we kind of see it build up. Oh, I
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: guess Seagal's actually going to show.
• 48:22
  Speaker 9: He'd be the boss of the video game.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd be the big boss at the end of
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: the level, which... But then he's an easy boss to be.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: He wasn't the last one killed.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: Well, they did a fake out. They killed one of them,
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: and then they turned around and killed him again.
• 48:33
  Speaker 9: I knew that fake out was there.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: In a very ironic way.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was funny.
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: Well, especially because, yeah, like, spoiler alert, his death scene was,
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: I was like, either that is the worst death scene
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: ever when he's getting shot, kind of like, There's no
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: blood And you could.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: See it under there Yeah dude Like if they wouldn't
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: have done that I was like that's a terrible effect
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Because you can see he's got.
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: A big plate And one thing else I want to
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: mention Lindsay Lohan's stupid ass fucking lip freckle I'm sorry
• 49:04
  Speaker 13: I've noticed it before No it's a lip freckle I've
• 49:08
  Speaker 13: noticed it before but it's never been quite that obvious
• 49:11
  Speaker 13: Ever since my scene of What was the movie that
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: I watched? The Transporter 3 with the chick with the
• 49:15
  Speaker 13: lip freckle This brought that whole anger back, and I
• 49:18
  Speaker 13: was yeah I was not at all happy with her
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: lip freckle Lindsay Lohan.
• 49:21
  Speaker 11: Looks good in a what naked naked well not naked
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: there's a whole lot of naked basically with the silenced
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: mac 10 she looked bad like I was like I
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: never really thought that she's all that hot, but something
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: about that habit, I'm like, I gotta have it.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: You gotta think for nuns is what you're coming to
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: terms with?
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: Maybe I do.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Well, there's a whole sub-genre of films out there for you.
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the lip freckle. The lip freckle.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think. Has anybody seen that movie that
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: she's a stripper in?
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: I Don't Know Who Killed Me?
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: I want to see it, though.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Because I'm trying to... I thought she even got called
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: out for not being naked in that, and she's a stripper.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: So it's weird, because I don't think... I've seen her
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: in print... naked several times now because she thinks it's cool.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: I've seen her badly in print.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. But, I mean, is this the first
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: time she's just full-on goth naked?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 50:10
  Speaker 11: Somebody was saying it was a body double, but I'm
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: not so sure.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: The topless part couldn't have been because, I mean, you
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: could see, yeah, in the pool, you could see her.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: She's been naked before.
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: Why not?
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: I mean, she flashes her freaking cho-cho when she gets
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: out of cars at parties or whatever.
• 50:25
  Speaker 13: Well, she did that whole fucking magazine shit trying to
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: duplicate Marilyn Monroe's last naked shoot.
• 50:30
  Speaker 18: Oh, wow.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, I've seen all of those. I mean, it's
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: just like, not like we haven't seen those.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Ellen Monroe is beautiful.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 9: Ellen Monroe is fucking hot. I'd have tapped that.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Really hot.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Lindsay, again, I think it's only funny because of
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: who she is.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: I think that's the only thing that saves her in
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: this role is the fact that in the beginning there,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: we feel like it's so close. Throughout the whole thing,
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, she's sitting there going, you know how many
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: people have seen me on the internet?
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: How many people have hit my... my website and I'm
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: like no that's true yeah it's like we've all seen
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: you on the internet Lindsay.
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: I also thought it was strange when she's going to
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: do a scene with her mother nude in the pool
• 51:07
  Speaker 11: yeah and then Danny Trejo comes in and max both
• 51:09
  Speaker 11: of them.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah Recreating the fake trailer scene, which is kind of awesome.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: They didn't disappoint on that one.
• 51:18
  Speaker 13: Speaking again of the cast, there was that one member
• 51:20
  Speaker 13: that we didn't even realize who it was at the time,
• 51:22
  Speaker 13: and then I made you look it up, and what
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: was his name again?
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: His name is Daryl Sabara.
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: Who you will know.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: This is the homie.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he's the one we kept calling out. Like,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: who is this little cracker kid?
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: I'm adopted.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Because he gets name at the beginning of the movie.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's thrown up there at the beginning with all
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: the rest of the Lohan and, you know, then this
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Daryl kid. And we're like, who is that chump? And
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: then we made more fun of him because once he's talking,
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: you're like, really? Who is this crazy gringo in the
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: middle of this mess? He is the Spy Kid. He
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: is the grown-up, now... The non-Alexa Vega Spy Kid. Yeah,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: the 18-ish-year-old kid that's now too old to be in
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Spy Kids. He's being replaced in the next one. Spy teenager. Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Now he's just got to turn up as a homie
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: in this movie.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Kind of reminded me of the guy in Blood In
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Blood Out who didn't really sell me as much as
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: a Latino guy.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I was trying to decide. I was like, does that
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: make him like a Wexican?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think so.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Crazy Wexican.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: He's no red Nexican.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Red Nexican.
• 52:26
  Speaker 17: God.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: He's a Waitino.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: A Waitino.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Waitino.
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: They just keep coming.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 52:34
  Speaker 14: Who else?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, Cheech.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: You can't go wrong with Cheech.
• 52:37
  Speaker 11: Cheech is awesome.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Badass. And I do like that Cheech is pulling off
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: the props from the old Marilyn Manson tour.
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: The cross made out of TVs.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: The cross made out of TVs. I was like, dude,
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Manson had that.
• 52:54
  Speaker 9: Dude, we saw that.
• 52:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: We sat in the handicap seats and watched it.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah if there's anything we're not pc for it's that
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: we stole seats from handicapped people to wash the maryland
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: yeah we didn't care what race they were but you
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: know get out of the way we need these seats
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: yep but we saw a big you know crucifix tv
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: so that was yeah i thought that was kind of
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: funny and i wondered if anybody else thought that because
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: that's the first thing i thought.
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: Of like dude you stole everything And he offers Trejo
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: cigars and he denies them. He offers them blunts, basically.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Mexican.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want Cuban.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: He wants Mexican. Which, once again, playing on the stereotype.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: So Rodriguez is, you know, I mean, everybody likes to
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: kind of play with those little conventions.
• 53:35
  Speaker 13: But if a white guy directed this, would you take
• 53:37
  Speaker 13: it the same way?
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I think you'd have reason to call him out.
• 53:40
  Speaker 13: It would have been different. Like if a white guy
• 53:42
  Speaker 13: directed any of the fucking Taylor Perry movies, black people
• 53:46
  Speaker 13: would be offended by that.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: They should be. I'm offended by anything Taylor Perry makes,
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: but that's just on the grounds of intelligence. But why
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: is this character supposed to be so stupid?
• 53:58
  Speaker 13: But why is it okay for Mexicans to make fun
• 54:00
  Speaker 13: of Mexicans and blacks to make fun of blacks, but
• 54:01
  Speaker 13: if white people do it?
• 54:02
  Speaker 11: That's how it works.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: White people aren't allowed to make fun of anybody else
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: except for white people.
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: But black people can make fun of white people.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: It makes it okay.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: White people have done so many atrocities to so many
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: other races that they're no longer allowed to do anything
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: to anybody at any point.
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: Fuck that. I make fun of everybody.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying, I'm not the one who's saying it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's kind of the general idea of
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: the thing.
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: Pretty much.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: See, I'm lucky. See. See, I'm not going to make
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: fun of everybody.
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: Oh, we can make fun. We can still make fun
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: of Asians.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: I make fun of Asians all the time.
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: We make fun of Asians in movies all the time.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair. We kind of do.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Me and Ronnie were like, what was it? Me and
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: my friend Ronnie, he was like, he's half Korean. And
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: then our friend Charles. who is full Vietnamese, and we
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: were sitting around one time at a.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Restaurant, and we were like, you know, between me, you,
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: and Ronnie, we make two full chinks.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: Was it because of that?
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: My girl got offended.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: See, that's how it works.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm offended. Shut up.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: My boyfriend's black.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: What's that got to do with it?
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: Was she calling from another table? Was she even involved?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: No, it was one of the waitresses.
• 55:03
  Speaker 11: Oh, fuck her.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Fuck off.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: But see, yeah, that's the thing. The people within their
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: own group have a sense of humor. It's only somebody
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: outside that always gets.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Offended by it. Jerks.
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: Laugh.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Laugh at yourself. Laugh at others.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: It's funny.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: And point when you laugh, too. That makes it more fun.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: That's the misty way.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Push them down and laugh. No.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: Take their candy.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Take their candy. No matter what race they are, take
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: their candy.
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: Or fudge if they're Amish, because I love me some
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: Amish fudge.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Fudge.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: You're not going to take my 3N cookies?
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: No, fuck this.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: They make you burp eggs.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Rotten eggs. I can't even eat them.
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: You ain't Asian enough for that shit.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Obviously not. Only full-blooded can eat that shit.
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: Why would they want to?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: My mom loves that shit.
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: Your mom's weird, but I love her because she makes
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: good egg rolls.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, she does.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: Is there anything else we can talk about this movie?
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think that's sort of wrapping it up. It
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: is awesome. We did it because, yeah, Jessica Alba kept
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: discussing the social and political aspect, which I think we've
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: actually touched upon. The one that we didn't is from
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: another crazy member of the crew, which is one of
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: the babysitter twins. I don't know the difference. It was
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: one of them.
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: Thing one and thing two?
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she came out and she went into this thing
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: about how awesome he is and how fun his movies
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: are and all that. And I'm like, yeah, I'm on board.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: And then she finished it out with something like, and
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: in all of his movies we see He's teaching us
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: about love through violence.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: I was like, wait, what? I was like, I'm not
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: sure what you're saying, but I think it's wrong.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: That's hot chick logic for you right there.
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: But she's not that hot.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so she doesn't get the pass.
• 56:47
  Speaker 18: Oh, geez.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Whatever i just thought that was funny and i'm like
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: so i was waiting to see if there was some
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: sort of in the end you know love conquers all
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: kind of thing but i was like no he nails
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: a bunch of chicks does that count as love.
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: He gets the bitch in the end i guess you know.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I mean yeah in the end so but again that's
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: very more of the the you know cliche hollywood ending
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: of and then they ride off together kind of thing
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: whereas it's not like love conquered the main evil or
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: you know like the way that she was building it
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: up like in some way because i mean there's sort
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: of moments like that maybe in his career but they're
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: few and far between usually it's just about blowing shit
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: up and killing people and um yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: Booty and we did look at tacos after this movie
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: so it's a.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Good tie-in because we all wanted some of michelle rodriguez's
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: tacos we all saw her truck pull up and we
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: were like i want.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Some of that really.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: You didn't even get tacos.
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: You went to McDonald's. Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Of all the gringo moves ever. Come on.
• 57:50
  Speaker 11: White boy.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Damn gringo. I can make fun of white people.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: I can totally make fun of white people.
• 57:57
  Speaker 11: I'm totally fine with this.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: Can I call anybody a honky?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Honky.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Feel free to. Although for a while people got mad
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: about that too.
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: I don't feel comfortable saying that. It's just a stupid word.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: It's stupid as hell.
• 58:06
  Speaker 11: It just sucks.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: White people get mad about saying honky?
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I think for a while you would get in trouble
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: because you were like making fun of the fact that
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: black people would use that word about it. I'm just like, really?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I was like, what sort of roundabout bullshit is that?
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: I'd call somebody a cracker before I call them a honky.
• 58:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Well, cracker sort of replaced honky. Honky was very 70s,
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: so you know. By the rap era, we became crackers.
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: And usually I called up with ass, whatever it is,
• 58:33
  Speaker 9: a cracker ass.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Cracker ass cracker.
• 58:35
  Speaker 9: Exactly. Anyways, tacos.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Tacos. So, yes, we had to celebrate.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: And steak taquitos.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Go get tacos.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Somebody called me a cracker one time.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Half cracker.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Fortune cookie. What's wrong with you?
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: You're a wheat den.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. Fortune cookie.
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: That's why I like you.
• 58:58
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: Nom nom.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: So yes, I'd say go see Machete and then go
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: get tacos.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: That's what I say. From Rochelle, rodriguez is.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: Drunk yes i wanted to go to lolita's tacos.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Did you see at the uh at comic-con it was
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: right before this came out they actually had like a
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: huge bus painted up with all the like the the
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: artwork and stuff with machete and michelle rodriguez on the
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: side of the bus and they showed up and they
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: gave out tacos to people in front of comic-con real quick.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: One fucking thing I forgot.
• 59:28
  Speaker 11: Did we miss it?
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, we missed it. During the first part of the movie,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: as a day laborer, Danny Trejo gets a taco, or
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: actually a burrito, and proceeds to kick the shit out
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: of this guy by absolutely doing nothing but eating his
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: fucking burrito. The guy tries to fucking punch him, and
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: he's such a badass that he just kind of like
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: steps out of the way. He's eating his burrito. Got
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: punches again. He just steps out of the way, eats
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: his burrito.
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: The guy punches a steel rod.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Breaks his fucking arm.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: I thought that was funny, though. He's such a badass,
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: he doesn't even have to stop eating his burrito to
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: kick your ass.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: He did set down his coffee, but he didn't set
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: down the burrito.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: I do like that they all have tacos and coffee.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 10: Gross.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: That's a staple, man.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: It's a delicious mixture.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: Minus the spit.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm more partial to cappuccino and burritos, but that's
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: just me, you know? But, yep, I thought that was
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: kind of cool that they showed up. And it actually was.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Robert Rodriguez and Michelle Rodriguez, and they all kind of
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: showed up in the van and were handing out, like,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: fucking tacos.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Was this at the San Diego Comic Con?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at the big major Comic Con.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know what I need now?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 12: Uh-oh.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Choco Taco.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 9: Dude, that would be delicious.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 13: Nice.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, they fucking did a Choco Taco.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 15: Oh, my God.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Choco Taco.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I am all good.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: Did you go to Kroger and get me a Choco Taco?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: So far. Okay.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: This episode is sponsored by chocolate tacos please send us
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: a check now chocolate taco people oh so yep i
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: say go see it eat tacos it's all pretty awesome
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: it's excellent and try not to get your intestines.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 16: Pulled out that was the turning point so many great
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 16: scenes i was like it's awesome it's awesome holy shit
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 16: this is crazy over the top This kicks ass.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: And it kicks ass.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: I heard everybody in this theater squeal at the light.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: It was like, yeah!
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: There was some fist pumps, too.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Some fist pumps and woo-woos.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: There was some clapping.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, if Village 8 was only... Well, they are, but.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 13: Can you imagine that at 50 Cent Night at a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 13: dollar theater?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. That would be almost worth going to see.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 11: Just the spectacle that it would be. hopefully no laser pointers.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: Though well especially when we get to the the border
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: landed on us that's funny too because how can you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: take something as serious as a malcolm x beach and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: rip it off and make fun of it i was
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: like see now there's somebody getting away with something right
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: there because that's fucking that was.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Hilarious jenna was acting jessica.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 13: And her woodly it's god it's horrible her wooden acting
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 13: oh my god my fucking shoes could probably act better than.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Her are you from Holland?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: They're fuzzy Jessica Alba.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Time to act alright next up are Pinocchio starring Jessica.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Alba Pinocchio Pinocchio she.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 13: Played the block of wood before he's fucking carved nice.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Oh shit All right. Anything else on this one?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 13: Oh, no.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: Let's wrap that one up like a burrito.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Like a burrito.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: We will wrap it up like a burrito and take
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: a break and be back with the rest of the show.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: No hable espanol.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 15: Me too.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: No hable ingles.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 17: I don't want to have to learn the hard way.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: I don't want to fall on the side.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 12: While I keep on running off this good race.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: I will testify.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 17: I just wanna listen to your heartbeat. Tell your people, Lord,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 17: you're still alive. There ain't nothing sweeter than your mercy.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 17: I will testify.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 13: Last call for refreshments, folks.
• 1:03:34
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• 1:03:36
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• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:41
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• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: big money on the table. Smart man, he's gonna play
• 1:03:47
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• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about.
• 1:03:53
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• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: the driver you took in there today?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Within every man, there are two men.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 13: There's times when I feel like there's a whole other
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 13: person in there.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: Just isn't the Charlie Smith that I married.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: One who does what he's told to. Game's a little
• 1:04:08
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• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: Your life is going to be mine.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: This is the only way I ever get involved in murder.
• 1:04:15
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• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Within every man, there is a difference. No, no, no, no, no. No, senor.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: You don't owe me anything. Between what he sees is wrong.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I just left them on the other side with Adam's
• 1:04:29
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• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:41
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• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: We take care of business, Charlie. That's all we do.
• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:50
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• 1:04:53
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:57
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• 1:05:01
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  Speaker 4: to our own place now. So we've set up our
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: own shop, and it is, I'll just spell it for you.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: So in case you have to go there, it is palavr.com.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: So if you go there, we have our own Movie
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Meltdown message boards going, which we've already started. And I
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: threw one out there just for people's response on the Apple,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: which we've gotten some of already. So we've had people
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: telling their stories of how they were exposed to the Apple.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Where they were. And, yeah, how it changed their lives.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: When did you see the Apple? yep so we've definitely
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: got several on that one and then we got another
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: one that actually Randy started the other day aww Randy
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: and it's pretty awesome I have to say in case
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: anybody hasn't seen it I'll throw out there and this
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: was a good idea and I think it will definitely
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: lead to some interesting conversations he put it out there
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: as who is your favorite unsung supporting character so everybody
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: go find I picked somebody and then since then who
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: did you pick? they should go there and find out
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: for themselves.
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  Speaker 9: I want an example. I want like.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: i went with um al leong l-e-o-n-g who for starting
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: in the 80s all the way up till now if
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: you needed a shifty looking asian mercenary or just somebody
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: to look like a badass to hang around um he
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: would be the guy from die hard he's the asian
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: guy he's uh yeah he's got good long hair in
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: the goatee he's in every movie was.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: He the one who played the mongol and uh bill
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: and ted's.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's in bill and ted he's in rapid fire
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: he's in rapid fire he's in escape from la he's
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: in the shadow he's.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: An He's an awesome martial artist. He's awesome.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's always the go-to bad guy. Kind of like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: the Shang Tsung character.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Whatever that guy's name is. I can't remember. He's been
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: in a lot of movies, too.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I thought that was actually a really cool
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: idea that he came up with. Sort of pick your
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: favorite person that's awesome but will always sort of be
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: overlooked and just get sort of a... shoved to the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: side with supporting characters, but consistently awesome.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 13: I like Matthew McGorry. Would he fit in that category?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 13: He was always one of the side characters, but never
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 13: a main character.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: He was always your kind of go-to guy for if
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: you needed the weird mutant.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 9: Freakishly tall.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: That was going to kill people.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 13: I was just trying to get that right idea because.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 9: I don't have a good brain.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: So I say go post that on there. As everyone
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: else should.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 9: I like Matthew McGorry. Too bad I killed him.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: We're not even going to start on that. So, yeah,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I just, yeah, I thought it was cool that they
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: are now up and running, so we're putting the word out.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: I posted it on our Facebook page and Twitter, but
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: just in case you haven't come across it, yeah, you
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: can go to our message boards now, and I am
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: going to put the link directly from MovieMeltdown.com as well
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: as the old.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: One used to be. Does that mean we have to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: get on there?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it does.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: We do?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 9: Never got on the old site.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really internet savvy.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: Oh, bitch, please. You sit there on forums all damn day.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: That's different. That's motorcycle forums.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of people that say motorcycle forums.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Just post stuff about motorcycles on this one. Because he
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: already liked that first week.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: Have a post about your favorite motorcycles in movies.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Yeah, all right.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: Sounds good. You're totally not going to do that.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 12: No.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: But otherwise, yes, go check out our new forums section
• 1:11:15
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• 1:11:18
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• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: I played the game of the room, for God's sake.
• 1:11:28
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• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: if nothing else.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: You know who I'm talking to out there.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we actually hear from them. I'm talking about
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: all the rest of the slackers.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: I know, and I'm not really talking shit.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: They're awesome.
• 1:11:44
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• 1:11:50
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• 1:11:53
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• 1:12:09
  Speaker 13: Is it time for the countdown?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I believe it is.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 9: Aw, hell, give me that countdown. I want to know
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 9: how many more days we got.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Sharktopus countdown!
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Sharktopus.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 15: I've got a picture called Sharktopus, which comes out September
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 15: 25th on the Sci-Fi Channel.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 11: All right, Misty.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 13: 20 days, 2 hours, 29 minutes, and 47 seconds.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: Woo!
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Into the premiere of Sharktopus.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 11: The illustrious Sharktopus.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: And our epic Sharktopus premiere coverage that will be going on.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: It's going to be awesome.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 11: Yes, multi-talented.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Multi-tendrils.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 11: Tendrils, yes.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: The infamous. He's more than famous. He is infamous.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: He can fucking walk and growl for God's sakes. Come
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: on now. God, I love Roger Corman. He's awesome.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: He is awesome. Okay, kids, get out your Dakota pins.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: That's quite the theme we had here.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: I could tell that tonight's message was really important.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you better copyright that quick before somebody
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: scams up on your theme.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: Kanye West is going to steal that shit right there.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: If anybody will, shifty bastard. Okay, kids, it is time
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: for the Movie Meltdown Secret Circle reveal of the next
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: two features that we might not even change.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 11: It's time.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: Maybe.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: If we play our cards right, if we're very careful,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: we might not change it up. I was looking at
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: the calendar. I thought we already fucked it up. Because
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: we're almost running into Sharktopus. So I thought we'd fucked
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: it up. But I think if we play it right,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: I think we're cool. And that would mean that next
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: week is, once again, heading back out into the world.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: Only this time with cheesy 3D glasses on.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: Resident Evil.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Afterlife.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 9: Mila in 3D. I was like, is that bitch going
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: to come after my man in 3D? Because I'm going
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 9: to have to kick her ass. I don't care.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 11: I'm going to be stoked.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: I think people would pay extra to see that.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 14: Hell yeah.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: Misty taking on Mila in a death match.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 9: Oh, she's got swords. I got a gun though, so.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: I think at times she has guns too.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: I got two.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: And there are many, many of her in this apparently.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, then you're in trouble. She's going to surround you.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: She's going to cheat.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 9: My head's so big.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Surround and beat you down.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Your ego will take her out. Exactly.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 9: I'll just tilt my head and squash her.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: So, yes, next week we will head out into the
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: world to see the new fancy Resident Evil in three.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 13: Which is going to be awesome since it's actually shot
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 13: for 3D.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: From what I heard, every scene is shot with 3D.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: It does make a difference.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: As we've learned with all the conversions and up-converting and
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: all that bullshit, which never works out.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 11: It ain't the same.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: It is not.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: This one specifically sets out to be awesome.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: There is no taint about it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: That's what she said.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: That's what Milo said.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: So we will find out next week.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 13: And I like that she's looking hot again in this movie.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 13: Because when I watched Perfect Getaway, she wasn't looking so good.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 13: She had stupid bangs.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: I like her hair in this one.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: She's just a normal person.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I like her hair, though.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: She has cool hair.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: She had stupid bangs in Perfect Getaway.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: But now she has cool hair.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 9: Is it Perfect Getaway?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: Is that what it was? Yeah, it's Perfect Getaway.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Steve's on.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: Okay, because her second hair, I was picturing her with
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: a bald one or something. No, that's The Getaway.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: The Getaway.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 13: See, I have these fucking bald ones on my head.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 13: But anyways, yeah, she's got her hair different again.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: It's all hot. It's all good.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Alrighty, so we'll see Hot Mila. And the following week,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: we will, again, if we keep it on the right track,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: we will come back around to the previously mentioned Night
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: of the Creeps special episode.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 13: Have we got any feedback for that one yet?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: No, nobody gives us feedback.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 9: Well, then, why am I fucking worried about it taking
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: so long?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 12: Nobody's calling.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. If nobody has any problems with that,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: or you've also had a month of extra time to
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: give us your thoughts on Night of the Creeps.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah, right?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 11: See?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: So far, you're dragging your feet, so screw all that.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 9: Start calling out everybody that should be calling and leaving
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 9: us feedback.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: Randy.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 13: Randy.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: Randy's working on one. He sent me a message that
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: he's in the middle of working on an epic one
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: that's going to be even more awesome than the last one.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 9: Who else usually gives us feedback that's not been calling
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 9: in lately?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Demise.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: She's not been calling in and giving us no feedback.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Again, I'm looking more towards all the other people that
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: are slacking off or have never called in. Most people
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: are embarrassed.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 11: They don't want to hear their voice.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: Then send us an email. I don't want to hear
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: my voice. Yeah, it's not stopping her from talking every week.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 11: It would be cool to hear us, you know, breed
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 11: your smack talk.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 9: You won't let me not do the show. That's what
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: keeps me.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: From not talking.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: You're doing it and you're going to like it.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: Obviously.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: All your adoring fans.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 9: I'm my biggest adoring fan.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: That's true. But the rest of you should call in
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: and tell her that she's awesome. So she'll show up
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: every once in a while.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 9: I showed up.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. You got to keep feeding her ego.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 13: I showed up for a good solid almost a year.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 13: I showed up for almost every episode for a year.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, either way.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: So that is it for the next weeks.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 14: Yay.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 11: It's going to be bad. They're both awesome flicks.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: And we'll probably be here.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: I'll definitely be here next week.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 12: Wicked.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: I guess we can fire up some sort of machete
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: theme here.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: There's the machete theme in here.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: They were the ones who composed that one. They're usually
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: responsible for all the Robert Rodriguez music, and they are awesome. Otherwise,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: that about does it. We will return next week. Same
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Word. In the deserts of Torreón For.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 18: A full moon night Seven bastards arrived Looking for good
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 18: blood My mother fell.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: My brothers fell.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: Mi Padre, murió mi sangre.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 18: Mi sangre por un machete.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: Guitar solo guitar solo Vengen, mi sangre, mi mar.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: We didn't cross the border!
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: The border crossed us!
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