Season 2, Bonus Episode 11: Distraction Tactics
This is Drabbletober, the podcast of tiny fiction.
Hello, and welcome to Drabbletober. This is an occasional bonus episode, for the first of September, 2026, and I'm Elizabeth Guilt.
Your one-hundred word story for the day is: Distraction Tactics
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"Sculpins? My study. Now!"
Master Board swept past, his gown trailing a wake of angry sparks. Sculpins scuttled in behind him.
Words escaped past the slammed door.
"Disgraceful behaviour... Trusted... Expensive... Phoenix wings indeed..."
When the Master stormed out again, we were all bent closely over boxes of newts' eyes, or assiduously…
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