Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Stacey ordered flowers for Rich's Funeral
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich. You're like,
- 0:06Speaker 1: what's crack aleg And this is the big bulls dog
- 0:08Speaker 1: snoopy Deagle, double gigsel dan boom.
- 0:11Speaker 2: What you don't do.
- 0:13Speaker 3: We're not talking.
- 0:13Speaker 4: About Rin ten team.
- 0:14Speaker 1: We're not talking about last year. It's the one and
- 0:16Speaker 1: only dog y'all last last the fixed smooth eagle, double
- 0:19Speaker 1: gizzal in your face to me and in the place
- 0:22Speaker 1: to be.
- 0:22Speaker 3: And you're listening to John Jay.
- 0:23Speaker 5: And Ridge, wake your ass John Jay and Rich call
- 0:26Speaker 5: us at eight seven seven nine three seven one o
- 0:28Speaker 5: four seven or text us text jj R and whatever
- 0:32Speaker 5: you want to say to the number nine six eight
- 0:34Speaker 5: ninety three.
- 0:34Speaker 3: I'm reading a text here.
- 0:36Speaker 5: Kyle taking Poppy to dog Mom's Day, but not her
- 0:40Speaker 5: first dog, Daisy.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Daisy's not gonna like that.
- 0:44Speaker 6: Daisy's gonna love that because Daisy does not like being
- 0:46Speaker 6: around other dogs, and there are many dogs at dog
- 0:49Speaker 6: Mom's Day. So I think if Daisy knew where I
- 0:51Speaker 6: was taking Poppy, she'd be like, thank God, that dog's
- 0:54Speaker 6: out of.
- 0:54Speaker 1: The house for a while. I get this place to
- 0:57Speaker 1: myself right.
- 0:58Speaker 7: Like that, I feel like Daisy Pies relationship reminds me
- 1:01Speaker 7: of all the videos that you see when kids have
- 1:04Speaker 7: like their new baby sisters or brothers come home and
- 1:07Speaker 7: they like hate them very much.
- 1:09Speaker 1: They could do with them.
- 1:09Speaker 6: If Daisy could raise the middle finger of her paw
- 1:13Speaker 6: to Poppy, she probably would.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Dog Mom's Day is May ninth, by the way, you
- 1:17Speaker 5: can come. You can bring your dog, or you can
- 1:19Speaker 5: not bring your dog, bring your friend. Go to Lovepopfoundation
- 1:22Speaker 5: dot org and get your tickets. It's a great event.
- 1:25Speaker 5: Poppy will be there, Peyton will be there. Richie wife,
- 1:27Speaker 5: Stacey's gonna be there.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's gonna be there.
- 1:29Speaker 3: It's biging to Stacy.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Yeah, something happened this morning that I think we need
- 1:33Speaker 4: to get her on the phone and get some clarification.
- 1:36Speaker 4: So you know, we don't really talk a lot in
- 1:38Speaker 4: the mornings before I leave because you know, she's asleep.
- 1:42Speaker 4: But when I'm leaving this morning, she says to me,
- 1:44Speaker 4: and I think we should try to figure out where
- 1:46Speaker 4: this is going. She's like, hey, listen, a giant bereavement,
- 1:51Speaker 4: like a funeral bouquet of flowers is coming for you.
- 1:55Speaker 4: But don't worry. Nobody dies. It just says Richard, deepest sympathies,
- 2:03Speaker 4: and it's come into the house. But it's not for you,
- 2:06Speaker 4: and nobody died. I'll explain it later. It's a lily's
- 2:09Speaker 4: and then she goes back to sleep. So I don't
- 2:12Speaker 4: know what the hell is happening. So what do you
- 2:14Speaker 4: think that could be? Why do I have a bunch
- 2:16Speaker 4: of lilies coming to me that says sorry for your loss?
- 2:19Speaker 4: I have no idea, does anybody? Why would that be?
- 2:22Speaker 8: Oh?
- 2:22Speaker 7: No, is she like putting a hex on somebody and
- 2:26Speaker 7: someone's gonna die?
- 2:27Speaker 3: You have no idea?
- 2:28Speaker 1: Stay, good morning, love?
- 2:31Speaker 8: Oh hello?
- 2:32Speaker 1: Was that right? Were you having a fever dream? Or
- 2:34Speaker 1: is that really happening today?
- 2:36Speaker 8: You know, it's funny.
- 2:37Speaker 2: I don't even remember saying that this morning, but that's
- 2:41Speaker 2: probably not a surprise because it was super early, and
- 2:43Speaker 2: I feel like I say things to you all the
- 2:45Speaker 2: time in like half sleepop away.
- 2:48Speaker 1: But that's absolutely true.
- 2:51Speaker 2: We are having a bouquet of lilies that are are
- 2:56Speaker 2: meant for when someone passed away, delivered to the house today.
- 3:01Speaker 2: And here's the badstory on that. It was very tricky.
- 3:05Speaker 8: You know how I have the event venue.
- 3:07Speaker 2: The Hazley, Well, we have a client who is insistent
- 3:14Speaker 2: that she.
- 3:14Speaker 8: Has this bouquet like five of them on her for her.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Centerpieces, and they have to be lavender roses and white lilies.
- 3:24Speaker 8: So I'm like, no problem, I'll get that. Oh it's
- 3:29Speaker 8: easy to get roses. You have no idea how hard
- 3:32Speaker 8: it is.
- 3:32Speaker 2: To get lilies.
- 3:34Speaker 8: Like nobody has lilies, Like I've.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Called everywhere, wholesalers, flores's all over place.
- 3:40Speaker 8: Nobody has lilies. So all I could think of was
- 3:43Speaker 8: lilies are kind of a.
- 3:46Speaker 2: When someone passes away. That's sort of the flower they do.
- 3:50Speaker 8: So I go online and I found this.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Florist that could get it to me like overnighted. But
- 3:57Speaker 2: then they're like forcing me to fill.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Out a card.
- 4:00Speaker 8: And I actually tried kipping the card like I promised you.
- 4:04Speaker 8: I tried leaving it place, but they wouldn't let me.
- 4:07Speaker 8: So I had to just be like, uh, sorry for
- 4:10Speaker 8: your loss, Richard, and then.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Go on with you come home and see a bunch
- 4:24Speaker 4: of flowers. To say deepest simply is Richard, have no idea?
- 4:26Speaker 4: Who kick the statue? Okay, that's actually kind of savage.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Actually that's a good way.
- 4:34Speaker 3: To do that.
- 4:36Speaker 8: I mean, it was all I could think that because
- 4:39Speaker 8: like time was ticking, and I have been told that
- 4:42Speaker 8: it's non negotiable.
- 4:43Speaker 2: That has to be the flower arrangement.
- 4:45Speaker 8: And the interesting part to me is that I can't send.
- 4:52Speaker 2: It anywhere else. I have to send it to myself
- 4:55Speaker 2: so that I've got it to bring on.
- 4:57Speaker 8: The day of the event. But then being forced into
- 5:00Speaker 8: a corner where they won't just let you leave a
- 5:02Speaker 8: card blank, like, I don't think I had another choice
- 5:05Speaker 8: because it has to come to our address. And you're
- 5:07Speaker 8: the only person that.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Lists her all the time with me, so works for me.
- 5:11Speaker 3: For you, you're getting it done. I mean if I
- 5:12Speaker 3: was your client, I'd be very impressed. I mean, you're
- 5:14Speaker 3: getting it done. That's you. You know what, boy, it's
- 5:17Speaker 3: too bad to married rich. You'd be a great producer.
- 5:19Speaker 4: She would be getting it done. She would be yelling
- 5:22Speaker 4: at us a lot. Whenever I teach bitch to her,
- 5:25Speaker 4: She's like, well, that's stupid. I wouldn't do that. So
- 5:27Speaker 4: she's like having a little consultant around all the time. Wow, Well,
- 5:30Speaker 4: I'm proud of you. Actually, now that I know what
- 5:31Speaker 4: that is, I think that's cool. Are there five things
- 5:34Speaker 4: of lilies coming? Or with one bouquet be enough to
- 5:36Speaker 4: put in all the lilies or all the flower arrangements.
- 5:40Speaker 8: What an insightful question, John Day.
- 5:42Speaker 2: There's actually and there's nine lilies coming in in the bouquet,
- 5:47Speaker 2: and all I have to do is put one lily
- 5:49Speaker 2: per center piece and I'm done, like and then surround
- 5:52Speaker 2: it with rosa.
- 5:53Speaker 5: So I am good to go.
- 5:55Speaker 8: If I don't have some leftover lily.
- 5:57Speaker 5: Man, if we ever have any kind of problem, you
- 5:59Speaker 5: just got to go to your wife to need whenever
- 6:01Speaker 5: we need something. Because the funeral surface turned, I just
- 6:05Speaker 5: hope it's not some sort of foreshadowing, like if Rich
- 6:08Speaker 5: does die in the next six weeks, we'll be like, well,
- 6:12Speaker 5: my bereavement over somebody else. So it's gonna be somebody.
- 6:17Speaker 5: Somebody said, So, is that just someone sitting you flower
- 6:19Speaker 5: saying sorry that you have to go through this. It's
- 6:21Speaker 5: not sorry Rich is dead, right.
- 6:22Speaker 1: No, nobody have to go.
- 6:25Speaker 2: I would die right.
- 6:29Speaker 5: One time, one time I was going for a job interview,
- 6:31Speaker 5: and to get out of the job interview my current job,
- 6:33Speaker 5: I told him my my grandmother died and uh, she
- 6:38Speaker 5: died six weeks later.
- 6:42Speaker 3: Dad, Oh, there you go.
- 6:48Speaker 1: He's already circling the drain.
- 6:50Speaker 3: Can you save the lilies?
- 6:51Speaker 8: Then?
- 6:51Speaker 1: For Rich's dad after this show knows no level of dark.
- 7:02Speaker 3: Bye Stacy.
- 7:03Speaker 5: By the way, so it's the venue is called the Hazley.
- 7:06Speaker 5: Let's say I know your book for the next years
- 7:08Speaker 5: or so. But how did people find the Hazeley? Just Google?
- 7:12Speaker 8: Yeah, they can just go to the Hazley dot com
- 7:15Speaker 8: or we're on Instagram the Hazley a Z sore.
- 7:19Speaker 3: Is there a Hazley Colorado? Is there a Hazley Los Angeles?
- 7:23Speaker 8: There's not a hazy like anywhere in the world except here.
- 7:27Speaker 1: But for some reason, some.
- 7:29Speaker 8: Rando was parking on the Hazley has an Instagram and
- 7:32Speaker 8: not even using it.
- 7:34Speaker 1: And so it was like, so that's why I did
- 7:37Speaker 1: did you send them to the lilies?
- 7:40Speaker 3: I want that account?
- 7:41Speaker 5: I want that account you Bashard. All right, thanks Stacy,
- 7:44Speaker 5: thanks for jumping on here with us. Thanks for getting
- 7:46Speaker 5: things done.
- 7:47Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Hey, all right, bye, got to go.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Barra.
- 7:50Speaker 5: You got a woman that a wife that was sort
- 7:53Speaker 5: of like efficient. She doesn't tell you why it can't happen,
- 7:57Speaker 5: she makes it happen.
- 7:58Speaker 1: That's true.
- 7:59Speaker 3: That's awesome. Congratulations.
- 8:01Speaker 1: You need to see a picture of the book. Oh yeah,
- 8:03Speaker 1: we will have that up.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Can you put them?
- 8:05Speaker 5: Have your wife lay down and put the lilies on
- 8:07Speaker 5: Like this, he's holding them to their eyes.
- 8:11Speaker 1: I'll have the picture manifest that for the picture with
- 8:14Speaker 1: the card. The deepest in that would have freaked me
- 8:16Speaker 1: out if I saw that. I got home out of nowhere.
- 8:18Speaker 3: It's Danetz