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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ding dong.
- 0:01Speaker 2: It's our number two, our number two on this Friday,
- 0:05Speaker 2: and it's back to Michaeh. Parsons one more time. The story.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Everyone's talking about it. We were yapping all night about it.
- 0:12Speaker 2: What do you make of Micah Parsons removing the Cowboys
- 0:16Speaker 2: logo from his bio on social media? In a brew
- 0:19Speaker 2: haha with Jerry Jones, We'll use some psychobabble on that. Also,
- 0:25Speaker 2: quarterback Matthew Stafford practice again. The Rams head coach Sean
- 0:29Speaker 2: McVay is giddy. He said, no restrictions, looks like the
- 0:33Speaker 2: stud We know what is your read on that quote
- 0:36Speaker 2: and what are your impressions on the NFL looking to
- 0:40Speaker 2: crack down on players celebratory gyrations.
- 0:44Speaker 1: That's a big story this week as well. We'll go
- 0:45Speaker 1: there here.
- 0:46Speaker 2: It is our number two, the old scrubb a dub dub.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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- 2:10Speaker 2: continue our in depth team coverage of the story that
- 2:13Speaker 2: everyone's talking about here. The it's on the social network,
- 2:18Speaker 2: so that is where the temperature is rising around Micah Parsons,
- 2:23Speaker 2: the great drama orama of our times in the NFL,
- 2:26Speaker 2: the story feeding the content machine. We continue around the clock, breathless,
- 2:31Speaker 2: breathless attention to this story. So last hour, if you
- 2:35Speaker 2: were listening thank you. If you weren't listening, bad job
- 2:38Speaker 2: by you.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Where were you?
- 2:39Speaker 2: But last hour we talked about the verbal sparring between
- 2:43Speaker 2: Jerry Jones and Micah Parson's agent, and I think you
- 2:47Speaker 2: know where we're going now, but maybe not so the
- 2:50Speaker 2: latest turn of events, the latest turn events between Michah
- 2:53Speaker 2: Parsons and Jerry Jones.
- 2:55Speaker 1: It was a curveball. It was a curveball, right? What
- 2:59Speaker 1: is that? For some? Now?
- 3:01Speaker 2: For others it was the most expected thing, as it
- 3:04Speaker 2: is a paint by number situation.
- 3:06Speaker 1: So Michael Parsons good to the point.
- 3:08Speaker 2: Michael Parsons made some changes to his personal social media
- 3:13Speaker 2: accounts on Thursday night.
- 3:16Speaker 1: And what did you do? So he started on X.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Now, as you know, X used to be known as Twitter,
- 3:23Speaker 2: and then Elon Musk got it and he said, wow,
- 3:25Speaker 2: we're gonna call it X. And then some people still
- 3:28Speaker 2: call it Twitter, but there are a lot of people
- 3:29Speaker 2: now call it X and I call it AX. But
- 3:31Speaker 2: then it's a weird thing because you call it X
- 3:33Speaker 2: but you still send tweets out. But how could you
- 3:35Speaker 2: send tweets out? Because it's not Twitter anymore, so wouldn't
- 3:38Speaker 2: it be x's But you can't send x's out because
- 3:40Speaker 2: that's somebody used.
- 3:42Speaker 1: To day anyway, So it started on X.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Micah Parsons removed the Cowboys from his bio o MG,
- 3:50Speaker 2: and he replaced the phrase t b D.
- 3:55Speaker 1: He put that in there. That was the replacement.
- 3:56Speaker 2: So instead of the cowboy yeah, oh my god, oh
- 4:00Speaker 2: it's a who done it? He replaced his profile photo
- 4:04Speaker 2: with a Bible verse.
- 4:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Oh man, oh, this is like a murder mystery, crime mystery.
- 4:14Speaker 1: It's got religious overtones.
- 4:16Speaker 2: So on his Instagram account, his personal Instagram account, Michael
- 4:20Speaker 2: Parsons also gave the old boot said bye bye to
- 4:25Speaker 2: the Dallas Cowboys from his bio as well.
- 4:28Speaker 1: So I said, that's it, We're done. I did see
- 4:32Speaker 1: like a Penn State photo was on there and whatnot.
- 4:34Speaker 2: But anyway, so let us discuss the question what do
- 4:38Speaker 2: you make of Micah Parsons removing the Cowboys logo from
- 4:43Speaker 2: his social media pages in this brew haha with Jerry Jones.
- 4:49Speaker 2: So my views on this, I've got Barnes and Noble
- 4:52Speaker 2: Monster Truck and Red Beret and we'll connect all of
- 4:57Speaker 2: these things together and we're going to make a one
- 5:02Speaker 2: arm bandit where they make the most you know in
- 5:05Speaker 2: Vegas here they make the most money off those penny slots.
- 5:08Speaker 2: They make more money off penny slots. That is a
- 5:11Speaker 2: suckers game. Do you ever walk into a casino and
- 5:13Speaker 2: you see all those slot machines. There's a reason for it.
- 5:15Speaker 2: They make more money off those than anything else. All right, Now,
- 5:18Speaker 2: my first thought on this though, Michael Parsons did not
- 5:20Speaker 2: just scrub the Cowboys from his bio. He took a
- 5:24Speaker 2: Brillo pad to the star, a Brillo pad to the star,
- 5:29Speaker 2: the brand, the badge, the very idea, the very idea
- 5:34Speaker 2: of Dallas, to the soul. One minute, he's the face
- 5:39Speaker 2: of the Cowboy Defense, Michael Parsons face of the franchise.
- 5:42Speaker 2: The next T B D, T B D, and he's
- 5:48Speaker 2: posting scripture and peace signs like he's entering the Monk
- 5:53Speaker 2: era of his life. You know how like musicians go
- 5:55Speaker 2: through different eras, right, they're lovers.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Of the devil and they love God and then they
- 6:00Speaker 1: do other stuff.
- 6:00Speaker 2: And so to football players like Michael Barsons is now, well,
- 6:04Speaker 2: now I'm in my spiritual monk era of my career.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Now.
- 6:08Speaker 2: In NFL jargon, okay, in NFL jargon, it is a
- 6:13Speaker 2: digital middle finger. The bird is the word, but it
- 6:17Speaker 2: is raped nicely. It is rapped nicely in a Bible verse.
- 6:21Speaker 2: So he's got that. But really, what happened here, I'm
- 6:24Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna break it down for you, okay, And
- 6:26Speaker 2: we do things a little differently around these parts. We're
- 6:28Speaker 2: not one of those daytime shows. So what happened here
- 6:32Speaker 2: is Michael went to Barnes and Noble. Are there any
- 6:36Speaker 2: other national book chains other than Barnes and Noble. It's like,
- 6:39Speaker 2: it's not a lot, right because people don't really read
- 6:42Speaker 2: books anymore. You're all on your phone, you know, that's
- 6:44Speaker 2: all you're Anyway, Michaeh went to just play with me,
- 6:47Speaker 2: Just just go with me.
- 6:48Speaker 1: So so Michaeh went.
- 6:50Speaker 2: With with his buddy, a guy named Phil. They went
- 6:54Speaker 2: to Barnes and Noble. He purchased a cliff notes for
- 6:57Speaker 2: the book, An Idiot's Guide to Athletes unf following teams
- 7:00Speaker 2: on social media, and Parsons bought the book. He highlighted
- 7:05Speaker 2: every chapter and posted the receipts. Chapter one, edit, chapter two, erase,
- 7:11Speaker 2: chapter three, disassociate, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.
- 7:16Speaker 2: It is the Athlete's version of ghosting your ex while
- 7:19Speaker 2: you're still living in the same house.
- 7:21Speaker 1: House.
- 7:22Speaker 2: That's what it is, right, It's like, you know, I'm
- 7:24Speaker 2: not with that person anymore.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna ghost them, but I'm still living there.
- 7:28Speaker 2: In the age of the digital breadcrumb, every deletion, every
- 7:33Speaker 2: deletion of a cowboy logo is a declaration. The scrub
- 7:38Speaker 2: is the scream. The unfollow is the ultimatum. Am I
- 7:42Speaker 2: being too dramatic? I've got to talk show to do. Michaeh.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Parsons is telling the Dallas Cowboys pay me, respect my
- 7:49Speaker 2: agent or trade me, but don't pretend we're still good,
- 7:54Speaker 2: because we're not good anymore. And the social media cleanse
- 7:59Speaker 2: was so thorough, it was so thorough it could have
- 8:02Speaker 2: been sponsored by mister Clean, right, mister Clean could have
- 8:06Speaker 2: been the corporate sponsor. That was a digital Molotov cocktail
- 8:11Speaker 2: thrown right at Jerry's yacht, his ten gazillion dollar yacht.
- 8:15Speaker 2: That's what that was. So we'll see what happens next.
- 8:18Speaker 2: I maintain my position. I maintain my position that the
- 8:22Speaker 2: deal will get done at the eleventh hour, that we'll
- 8:25Speaker 2: get some Jay Glazer report on the NFL on Fox
- 8:27Speaker 2: pregame show.
- 8:28Speaker 1: This is juston Jerry Jones.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Secretly reached out to the agent and there was a
- 8:34Speaker 2: deal done behind closed doors and Mike is going to
- 8:38Speaker 2: sign the contract and all that. Now turning the page.
- 8:41Speaker 2: Another story that we've been following here and back in
- 8:45Speaker 2: LA and that is the Rams and their coach, Sean McVay.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Sean McVay is out there, out of your saw. He's
- 8:53Speaker 2: puffing his chest out like a rooster about Matthew Stafford.
- 8:59Speaker 2: So Matthew Stafford practiced again, and that's big news. You
- 9:05Speaker 2: know things are not going great when just the fact
- 9:08Speaker 2: that your quarterback practiced for a couple of days in
- 9:10Speaker 2: a row, that's like exciting Anyway, McVeigh said, here's the
- 9:13Speaker 2: money quote, no restrictions, No restrictions. Looks like the stud
- 9:19Speaker 2: We know what's your read on that quote? What's your
- 9:23Speaker 2: read on that quote from Sean McVay. So I give
- 9:26Speaker 2: this one some side eye. I give this one some sidy,
- 9:28Speaker 2: Like it's nice that Stafford looks good in August wearing
- 9:33Speaker 2: one of those red jerseys.
- 9:35Speaker 1: It says, do not touch. I've got the cooties. Do
- 9:38Speaker 1: not touch. They got the cooties.
- 9:39Speaker 2: And while the you know, they're rushing two hand touch
- 9:43Speaker 2: flag football while you're throwing the throwing.
- 9:46Speaker 1: The ball like in the NFL.
- 9:47Speaker 2: I know it's not as violent as it was back
- 9:49Speaker 2: in my day when I was a kid and they
- 9:51Speaker 2: used human torpedoes. But the NFL every snap is a
- 9:56Speaker 2: monster truck edition of Demolition Derby, Monster Truck Edition Demolition Derby.
- 10:02Speaker 1: And I didn't watch the ram Prejdice.
- 10:05Speaker 2: But from what I understand, and maybe I'm wrong on this,
- 10:07Speaker 2: maybe he was out there. I didn't see the Niners.
- 10:09Speaker 2: I didn't see the Niners Nick Bosa breathing, breathing down
- 10:13Speaker 2: Matthew Savage's neck.
- 10:14Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
- 10:16Speaker 2: I don't think Leonard Williams of the Seahawks was running
- 10:19Speaker 2: around and trying to impress our friend JJ from written,
- 10:23Speaker 2: I don't think that was going on. He wasn't like, well, no,
- 10:25Speaker 2: Streudinas might be watching. I better go get a second
- 10:27Speaker 2: because he wasn't there. And while what Sean McVay said
- 10:31Speaker 2: may be true, I was like, well, there's the stud
- 10:34Speaker 2: we thought he would be.
- 10:36Speaker 1: That's great.
- 10:37Speaker 2: It's important to remember that it doesn't change the big picture.
- 10:40Speaker 2: The big picture continues to be that Matthew Stavord's back
- 10:43Speaker 2: is a tender box, but not the dating app. It's
- 10:48Speaker 2: a tinder box, and the guy is one bad twist
- 10:52Speaker 2: away from being dun Skies and the Rams, and as
- 10:57Speaker 2: I think the Rams will, we find during the regular season,
- 10:59Speaker 2: even if Stafford goes down, down down for the count,
- 11:04Speaker 2: the issue is long along down the line. In the playoffs,
- 11:08Speaker 2: you got to get that problem. And the division is
- 11:09Speaker 2: not very good. Set's Seattle's pretty much thrown in the
- 11:12Speaker 2: towel with Sam Darnold. That guy blows and they've got
- 11:16Speaker 2: alligator Arms Murray down there in Arizona, so they're not
- 11:19Speaker 2: really trying. And the forty nine Ers paid brock Purty,
- 11:22Speaker 2: which means they're not really trying to win either. So
- 11:25Speaker 2: the Rams by default are still in good position even
- 11:27Speaker 2: without a quarterback, even without a Quebec Seattle and have
- 11:29Speaker 2: a quarterback. Arizona doesn't have quarterback, and the forty nine Ers.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Don't really have a quarterback.
- 11:34Speaker 2: So the Rams are hanging their entire season on Matthew
- 11:37Speaker 2: Stafford's spine holding up and Jimmy g Not sneezing the
- 11:42Speaker 2: wrong way. So it is a house of cards situation
- 11:47Speaker 2: is what it is and that's right.
- 11:49Speaker 1: All right?
- 11:49Speaker 2: Now final thought to the rules police. We go go
- 11:52Speaker 2: to the rules police. So I thought this was interesting,
- 11:55Speaker 2: and I don't know if you saw it or not.
- 11:57Speaker 2: The NFL officiating rules and Walt Anderson, who I think
- 12:01Speaker 2: is a thousand years old now. So Walt Anderson discussed
- 12:05Speaker 2: players celebrations and he said the league wants to crack
- 12:09Speaker 2: down on inappropriate celebrations.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Uh oh, what whoe?
- 12:14Speaker 2: And he gave a couple of statistics in the process
- 12:19Speaker 2: or process. Now, you gotta understand that we like statistics
- 12:22Speaker 2: because we do the who Am I Game and the
- 12:24Speaker 2: instant trivia, But statistics are the easiest thing in the
- 12:27Speaker 2: world to manipulate and twist around. That being said, here
- 12:32Speaker 2: is the quote from Walt Anderson representing the NFL. He said,
- 12:37Speaker 2: from the standpoint of our taunting, he said it was
- 12:40Speaker 2: up I believe about fifty five percent last year.
- 12:43Speaker 1: There was fifty five percent more taunting.
- 12:45Speaker 2: He said, unsportsmanlike gestures, whether they were simulating or brandishing
- 12:52Speaker 2: a gun or inappropriate gestures like a throat slash. Well,
- 12:57Speaker 2: you don't want to you want to cut somebody's head off.
- 12:58Speaker 2: You don't want to behead them or he said unfortunate
- 13:02Speaker 2: sexual gestures that were made. Those were up almost one
- 13:06Speaker 2: hundred and thirty three percent, according to Walt Anderson.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So I can go on and on here, get to
- 13:11Speaker 1: the point please.
- 13:12Speaker 2: So the point is that this is now a point
- 13:15Speaker 2: of emphasis for the NFL.
- 13:17Speaker 1: The NFL is going in. The season begins in less
- 13:19Speaker 1: than two weeks.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Now, forget these fugazy exhibition games like the real season,
- 13:23Speaker 2: and so this is where they're emphasizing, emphasizing the focus.
- 13:28Speaker 2: So question for the esteem panel, what are your impressions
- 13:33Speaker 2: on the NFL looking to crack down on players celebratory gyrations,
- 13:38Speaker 2: because that's really what this is about. So the NFL
- 13:41Speaker 2: owners are pulling out the red beret. It's a little
- 13:45Speaker 2: bit of a data reference. But there was this classic
- 13:47Speaker 2: TV show back in the day, which is still on
- 13:49Speaker 2: in streaming. You can watch the show and whatnot. There
- 13:52Speaker 2: was a character named Rerun who had this red beret
- 13:54Speaker 2: right and a show I it was called What's Happening
- 13:56Speaker 2: or whatever.
- 13:57Speaker 1: That's what this is a rerun. This is a rerun.
- 13:59Speaker 1: So here we go again.
- 14:00Speaker 2: The NFL's back in business, baby, they're back. They're heading
- 14:03Speaker 2: down No Fun Highway. No fun league is returning. You
- 14:08Speaker 2: can't have that scary throat slash because that will encourage someone.
- 14:11Speaker 1: You know, somebody will watch that.
- 14:13Speaker 2: I say, well, I never wanted to cut somebody's throat,
- 14:14Speaker 2: but now I saw an NFL player pretend to cut
- 14:16Speaker 2: somebody's throat, so now I want to cut somebody's throat.
- 14:19Speaker 2: We cannot have a guy pretending to shoot a finger
- 14:21Speaker 2: gun because somebody might decide to go out and buy
- 14:24Speaker 2: a gun because they saw somebody in the NFL shoot
- 14:27Speaker 2: a finger gun.
- 14:27Speaker 1: We all know that's how violence begins.
- 14:29Speaker 2: And we cannot have a little hip thrust because if
- 14:33Speaker 2: somebody scores a touchdown, little Johnny, who probably sees that
- 14:37Speaker 2: fifty times worse on his phone, cannot see that. And
- 14:40Speaker 2: we certainly cannot have any bumping and grinding in the
- 14:43Speaker 2: air by an NFL player because we know that will
- 14:45Speaker 2: of course lead to people who are not engaging in
- 14:49Speaker 2: adult activities to go out and engage in adult activities anyway. Listen,
- 14:53Speaker 2: Roger Goodell is now the sheriff again. He's the gesture sheriff.
- 14:58Speaker 2: He's the moral police sees all that, and so wide
- 15:02Speaker 2: receivers better not do that. You know that wrong nose,
- 15:05Speaker 2: white thing. You can't do that. You can't pretend like
- 15:07Speaker 2: you're snorting coke. You can't do that. And the other
- 15:11Speaker 2: thought I had when I was coming into the studio
- 15:12Speaker 2: here was how great this is for John Moran.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Oh, are you talking about Joe Buran start a football player.
- 15:19Speaker 1: You're stupid. That's why you're doing overnights. You don't know
- 15:21Speaker 1: that Jo Buran plays basketball. Yes, I do, stupid.
- 15:24Speaker 2: The reason I bring up John Morant we did several
- 15:27Speaker 2: monologues on John Morant because he kept getting in trouble
- 15:30Speaker 2: for fake Molotov cocktails, lobbing, fake hand grenades, all that stuff.
- 15:35Speaker 2: So John Morant is now officially to for my purposes,
- 15:39Speaker 2: and you can call up and disagree, but for my purposes,
- 15:41Speaker 2: he is the first NBA player to inspire the NFL
- 15:46Speaker 2: to enforce a rule, because you know, the NFL's.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Like, well, John Moran was doing it.
- 15:49Speaker 2: And these these Jabbroni's in the NFL, they love basketball,
- 15:53Speaker 2: so they're gonna they're gonna try to be like John Morant.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And he's not because of how he plays. It's because
- 15:58Speaker 1: he made a lot.
- 15:59Speaker 2: He was very good at finger guns, and that's you know,
- 16:03Speaker 2: taboo in the NFL is now banning it and all
- 16:05Speaker 2: that stuff, and so what's next. You know, it got
- 16:08Speaker 2: a guy playing air guitar and he didn't play it
- 16:10Speaker 2: the right way. Maybe I did a little a wrong
- 16:14Speaker 2: move with his hips. I mean, throw a fifteen yard penalty.
- 16:17Speaker 2: If a lineman flexes too hard, that's a problem. And
- 16:20Speaker 2: it reminds me years ago there was one of the
- 16:22Speaker 2: one of the funniest pits we did on the show.
- 16:25Speaker 2: There was this guy named Cam Newton was playing with
- 16:27Speaker 2: Carolina and Cam Newton. I think it was against the
- 16:30Speaker 2: Tennessee Titans, because I remember it was back when so
- 16:34Speaker 2: long ago newspapers were still a big deal, right, And
- 16:37Speaker 2: so some woman in Nashville sent a letter to the
- 16:40Speaker 2: editor complaining that she was at a Titans game.
- 16:43Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was.
- 16:44Speaker 2: I think I have this story right as I remember,
- 16:47Speaker 2: and she said she was either kids or whatever.
- 16:50Speaker 1: And Cam Newton scored a touchdown and he.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Had pelvic thrusts and arrogant struts, and she was very upset.
- 16:58Speaker 2: She was very upset by his pelvic throat and arrogant struts.
- 17:01Speaker 2: So the NFL now is wait a minute, we got
- 17:03Speaker 2: to go back to that standard. You cannot have pelvic
- 17:06Speaker 2: thrust and arrogant struts. You cannot do it. And on
- 17:10Speaker 2: this one I wanted to who complain. I sent some
- 17:13Speaker 2: messages out during the day. I was like, hey, you
- 17:15Speaker 2: need to complain on this, because you don't all of
- 17:16Speaker 2: a sudden change this and some Unless someone complained, that's
- 17:19Speaker 2: got power.
- 17:21Speaker 1: So as I was an owner, I mean, there's some
- 17:24Speaker 1: new owners now.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Some of these owners have croaked, so you got the
- 17:28Speaker 2: next generation that's taken over.
- 17:30Speaker 5: So was it one of them or the other possibility
- 17:33Speaker 5: is it some sponsor from a part of the world
- 17:37Speaker 5: that's a little more buttoned up than we are, and
- 17:39Speaker 5: they're like, you can't be doing that because we're spending
- 17:41Speaker 5: our money or we're going to spend our money.
- 17:43Speaker 2: And so I'm not sure. I'm imagining that will come out.
- 17:46Speaker 2: I'm imagining that will come out in the next couple
- 17:48Speaker 2: of days. We'll find out. You know, someone will say, well,
- 17:51Speaker 2: this person was upset and that's why this happened, and
- 17:56Speaker 2: we'll see.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Cannot wait.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Cannot wait for your favorite NFL player to score a
- 17:59Speaker 2: touchdown and then do the old pelvic thrust and fifteen
- 18:04Speaker 2: yard penalty fifteen yard penalty. That's it, that's all right.
- 18:08Speaker 2: It is the Ben Malord Show. We're doing it live
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- 18:13Speaker 2: up tomorrow here in Vegas three to five.
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- 20:39Speaker 6: He's Mike Krmen, I'm Dan Byer. We have a brand
- 20:42Speaker 6: new fantasy football podcast called I Want Your Flex. Twice
- 20:46Speaker 6: a week, every Tuesday and Friday, we come up with
- 20:49Speaker 6: new episodes to not only look back at what happened,
- 20:52Speaker 6: what you need to do at that minute, and also
- 20:55Speaker 6: look ahead of what's coming up in the fantasy football world.
- 20:58Speaker 7: That's right, Dan.
- 20:59Speaker 8: Every week we're going to scour the waiver wire to
- 21:01Speaker 8: find the pickups to turbo boost your fantasy lineup six starts,
- 21:06Speaker 8: fantasy football players rankings to get you ready to dominate
- 21:09Speaker 8: the competition.
- 21:10Speaker 6: Listen to I Want Your Flex with Mike Carmon and
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- 21:28Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mallard Show up all night, every
- 21:36Speaker 2: single night, hanging out Ben in Vegas.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Tonight big Mallard Meet and greet coming up tomorrow tomorrow.
- 21:46Speaker 2: Rev it up, Vegas, baby, because tomorrow three o'clock till
- 21:49Speaker 2: five at the Stakeout Bar and Grilled near you, NLV,
- 21:52Speaker 2: It's the.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Mallard Meet and Greet Ben.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Oh my god, Lorena got here, Ben Maler, Lorena Coop
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- 22:04Speaker 2: So come rip it up, hang out and schmooze with
- 22:06Speaker 2: the crew.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Do not stall out, do not miss it.
- 22:09Speaker 2: The Malor Show rides through Vegas on Saturday. Now back
- 22:13Speaker 2: to it all right, back to it we go and
- 22:15Speaker 2: the latest now big names all over the place. Here
- 22:18Speaker 2: the latest big name and just the voice you heard
- 22:22Speaker 2: there that was actually Fox Sports Radios Lorena. Who's here
- 22:28Speaker 2: the Fox Sports Radio. The queen has arrived there. She
- 22:31Speaker 2: is right there and we're not on camera. There's no
- 22:35Speaker 2: cameras in your Thank god nice studio though, right, this
- 22:37Speaker 2: is pretty cool, man. They have iHeart Vegas much better,
- 22:41Speaker 2: major upgrade, major upgrade. I used to do the show
- 22:44Speaker 2: out of the iHeart Building in Vegas for years.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I would do the show you a couple of times
- 22:50Speaker 1: a year, and it was in.
- 22:52Speaker 2: A warehouse district in Vegas and it was like a
- 22:56Speaker 2: homeless encampment.
- 22:57Speaker 1: It was ridiculous. I was like, oh, I got see.
- 23:01Speaker 2: And I've worked at a few stations around the country
- 23:03Speaker 2: in different places, and you're like, oh man, I'm in radio.
- 23:05Speaker 2: This is like but this is like the worst. And
- 23:07Speaker 2: then this is like big time though. This iHeart Building
- 23:10Speaker 2: here is like right in the middle of Fremont Street.
- 23:12Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.
- 23:13Speaker 9: This might be the best location of like a business
- 23:15Speaker 9: that doesn't have to deal with people that I've seen.
- 23:18Speaker 1: Pretty good, it's pretty good. Yeah.
- 23:20Speaker 10: I didn't have three homeless people follow me in tonight.
- 23:23Speaker 2: They're fans, their listeners. Did you see Mouthwash Mic out there?
- 23:26Speaker 1: No?
- 23:27Speaker 10: I didn't.
- 23:27Speaker 1: I bet your mouth.
- 23:28Speaker 2: If Mouthwash Mike can find where our studios will let
- 23:30Speaker 2: him in. If he calls in, I'll let him in.
- 23:32Speaker 9: Frits in it on the side of me, in case
- 23:33Speaker 9: it called him in, you know, like just in case,
- 23:35Speaker 9: and you like, like a good small.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course yeah. So
- 23:39Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll be there.
- 23:40Speaker 2: I've not heard from Mouthwashed Mike, the star of last
- 23:42Speaker 2: year's mal Or Meat Greed in Vegas. But we we
- 23:45Speaker 2: are here hanging out in Vegas. Will be at the
- 23:47Speaker 2: big event tomorrow. And Jay Dot from Utah, it's gonna
- 23:51Speaker 2: be there. How about that Jay Dot? So we got
- 23:54Speaker 2: Jay Dot. That's a big star. J Dot's the guy
- 23:58Speaker 2: that got into a dust up at a hotel in
- 24:00Speaker 2: Salt Lake.
- 24:01Speaker 1: And remember he was facing like some serious.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Jail time and then somehow he only had to go
- 24:06Speaker 2: to jail for like a little bit and he got
- 24:08Speaker 2: back out. But he was giving us legal updates. He
- 24:11Speaker 2: was giving us. It was like a crime true crime
- 24:13Speaker 2: mystery on the show. Jay Dot was giving us updates
- 24:15Speaker 2: of his legal drama and not normally something that people
- 24:21Speaker 2: advise you to do, to give out details of your
- 24:23Speaker 2: legal case on a radio show while it's going on.
- 24:26Speaker 4: But he did.
- 24:27Speaker 2: He didn't is he did it? And Jadeat's actually driving
- 24:31Speaker 2: out from Utah. You know, Salt Lake's not that far away,
- 24:34Speaker 2: well it is actually pretty far, but he's driving down
- 24:36Speaker 2: from Utah.
- 24:37Speaker 1: He'll be here hanging out with us, and so there
- 24:41Speaker 1: you go. It'll be great.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Chances Jadatt oversleeps and doesn't make it to the meet
- 24:44Speaker 2: and greet pretty good. Chances are pretty good that Jay
- 24:47Speaker 2: Dot will oversleep and not make it to the meet
- 24:49Speaker 2: and greet. So we'll see how that goes. Bill, who's
- 24:53Speaker 2: your bill rights in? Says hot Dog vendor outside. What
- 24:58Speaker 2: are the odds of that ban? And what are the odds?
- 25:01Speaker 2: He says, I don't know what you're getting at with that?
- 25:05Speaker 2: What else do we have to see? Page don I
- 25:07Speaker 2: can't read that on their Bill's monster is up in Buffalo.
- 25:10Speaker 1: He's listing, he says.
- 25:12Speaker 2: The NFL says they're cracking down on excessive celebrations. Meanwhile,
- 25:16Speaker 2: John Morant is out there doing live action GTA and
- 25:20Speaker 2: Harry Styles is selling out stadiums in feather balls. I'm
- 25:24Speaker 2: not sure the real threat to society is a wide
- 25:27Speaker 2: receiver gritty ing for too long. Yeah, now I'm there.
- 25:32Speaker 2: My whole thing is the only rule I would have
- 25:34Speaker 2: is if you're down by a gazillion points, you probably
- 25:36Speaker 2: should not be doing it. You probably shouldn't be doing it. Yeah,
- 25:40Speaker 2: But other than that, I don't care. It's like it
- 25:42Speaker 2: makes for funny stuff on the internet and all that.
- 25:44Speaker 2: So that's that's fine. Anyway, we'll get to the calls
- 25:47Speaker 2: here coming up as you. You've been been in Vegas
- 25:49Speaker 2: for a few hours, Lorendi, you've been around hanging out.
- 25:51Speaker 9: You're literally pulled in at seven. Yeah, went straight to
- 25:54Speaker 9: the hotel, changed and went to dinner.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 25:57Speaker 10: Yeah, so it's been a short trip, so hard, but
- 25:59Speaker 10: it's been good. I Ug again.
- 26:01Speaker 2: I went to the hotel. I slaved away for four
- 26:03Speaker 2: hours getting ready for the show. But you know, it's
- 26:05Speaker 2: the life of a talk show host.
- 26:06Speaker 10: I would have brought you left overs, Ben, Yeah.
- 26:08Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife was sleeping and that was where I
- 26:10Speaker 1: was working, and people.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Were eating and I'm very full, very glamorous job that
- 26:16Speaker 2: we have good food over.
- 26:17Speaker 10: There, honestly. Yeah, and Slug hooked it up.
- 26:20Speaker 9: Oh he did, yes, Slug, you know he he came
- 26:22Speaker 9: over and gave us the well like the warm welcome
- 26:25Speaker 9: welcome in.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's that's very kind of a kind of
- 26:28Speaker 1: Slug do that?
- 26:29Speaker 10: Oh my god? Ftastic?
- 26:30Speaker 1: All right, all right, very cool.
- 26:32Speaker 2: I'll have to get over there every time I'm available
- 26:34Speaker 2: to see Slug. He's not working like when he hasn't
- 26:38Speaker 2: worked the nights, I'm normally able to go so and.
- 26:40Speaker 10: He took Saturday off for us?
- 26:42Speaker 1: Oh did he? Oh? Man? That can he? Can you
- 26:44Speaker 1: ask him to work after the event so we can
- 26:45Speaker 1: go eat his restaurant.
- 26:46Speaker 10: Here he'd be down. Yeah, sure, on it for you, Ben.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
- 26:49Speaker 2: Chipping the queues rights and says eight plus on the
- 26:51Speaker 2: Moullain monologue, Dallas needs to get rid of Micah parses.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Why can't these athletes negotiate without crybabying out loud online
- 26:59Speaker 2: and to the meaning?
- 27:00Speaker 1: Uh makes them look bad.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Makes them look greedy and unprofessional on business matters.
- 27:07Speaker 1: So so he says, uh, see what else? Can't read that?
- 27:13Speaker 2: Some I keep getting people sending me this video of
- 27:17Speaker 2: the Grammy Award winning A little nass there wa yeah, yeah,
- 27:21Speaker 2: walking in his tidy whities?
- 27:23Speaker 1: Where was that? What part of LA was that?
- 27:24Speaker 10: I don't know. I think he was on he might
- 27:27Speaker 10: be a listener.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, where was that in LA?
- 27:30Speaker 2: I'm trying I don't recognize. Is that West l a
- 27:34Speaker 2: West Hollywood?
- 27:34Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, wow, they.
- 27:36Speaker 2: See that, you know they do that at four of
- 27:38Speaker 2: the afternoon in West Holly.
- 27:39Speaker 1: What were you talking for in the morning? You get
- 27:41Speaker 1: arrested for that?
- 27:42Speaker 2: Come on, you're walking under West West. In fact, you
- 27:44Speaker 2: have too many clothes on. They kick you out of
- 27:46Speaker 2: West Hollywood.
- 27:46Speaker 10: What honestly, bathing suits are less than that.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Yeah, the boots were you were wearing boots. That's a
- 27:52Speaker 1: nice touch.
- 27:52Speaker 10: I'm going to tell you what my lawyer told me.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Oh you have you have a lawyer. Yeah.
- 27:56Speaker 10: I got arrested in Long Beach one time. Really yeah, okay, yeah,
- 27:59Speaker 10: there was a little bit too much. They got something
- 28:00Speaker 10: into my system.
- 28:01Speaker 9: And my my lawyer said, listen, everyone does drugs sometimes
- 28:07Speaker 9: and things happen. They don't want to make you a criminal.
- 28:10Speaker 9: So I hope little nas X is okay after this,
- 28:13Speaker 9: and this is just a stunt for him.
- 28:14Speaker 10: I hope they call his grandpa. And now his grandpa
- 28:17Speaker 10: calls him and says, what were you doing? What were
- 28:19Speaker 10: you thinking? Yeah, and really, you know, puts one in
- 28:21Speaker 10: on him.
- 28:22Speaker 1: What do we know what drugs he was doing? You
- 28:24Speaker 1: know what drugs makes you dance on the street?
- 28:27Speaker 10: Were famous? What drugs wasn't he doing?
- 28:28Speaker 1: I was serving on a party? Yeah, a party you
- 28:34Speaker 1: had inside? Married you? You marrior, You're come on there
- 28:37Speaker 1: mayor you're a made woman, Mary, right?
- 28:38Speaker 7: You were?
- 28:38Speaker 2: You you dabble in the music world, right, you know
- 28:41Speaker 2: you have a double career.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Here's sports and music.
- 28:44Speaker 2: You hear anything to are the streets talking Mary about
- 28:46Speaker 2: what happened here?
- 28:48Speaker 1: Well, after that he was arrested for battery.
- 28:50Speaker 2: And oh oh wait, you think is it possible though,
- 28:55Speaker 2: that that the walking in the underwear was to try
- 28:58Speaker 2: to get out of the battery.
- 28:59Speaker 9: Well said that he did that stunt and then got
- 29:02Speaker 9: hospitalized for possible OD and then later after I said
- 29:06Speaker 9: that he got arrested.
- 29:08Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, interesting answery all right, Douglas in Mississippi,
- 29:12Speaker 2: right since he says, Man, you sound amazing compared to
- 29:15Speaker 2: Sherman Oaks on my serious XM satellite radio.
- 29:19Speaker 10: It's the Vegas Is that right? It's got to be
- 29:21Speaker 10: all right?
- 29:22Speaker 2: He says, I don't want to have the radio on
- 29:26Speaker 2: fifty to hear.
- 29:26Speaker 1: You, Is that right? I mean, I don't understand we
- 29:30Speaker 1: have great studios, do we not? We have solid studios
- 29:33Speaker 1: in Sherman Oaks.
- 29:34Speaker 10: We turn them up a bit.
- 29:35Speaker 2: No, no, no, he's no. Douglas is saying I sound
- 29:38Speaker 2: great right now? That whatever Mary, I think that's Douglas
- 29:41Speaker 2: is taking a shot at ulerange that Mary is doing
- 29:43Speaker 2: a great job at the levels. And I also let
- 29:46Speaker 2: the record show that I have done something on this
- 29:50Speaker 2: night that I have not done since I was probably
- 29:53Speaker 2: nineteen years old working at COGO in San Diego. I
- 29:56Speaker 2: didn't really work that worked at the mighty sixth ninety,
- 29:58Speaker 2: but they were a sister station and I was hired
- 30:00Speaker 2: to run the board for San Diego State men's basketball.
- 30:03Speaker 2: I did a couple of games back then, and I'm
- 30:06Speaker 2: sitting at the board here in Vegas and Lorena came
- 30:10Speaker 2: in and we were able my expertise as a former
- 30:12Speaker 2: radio engineer, I was able to find the microphone and
- 30:16Speaker 2: I turned the microphone.
- 30:17Speaker 10: On and without doing it over the live broadcast.
- 30:20Speaker 2: Yeah, did not get on the air, and also put
- 30:22Speaker 2: you an audition so you could talk off there with Mary.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Thank you for that. There you go.
- 30:27Speaker 2: So if the talk if the talk show thing doesn't
- 30:29Speaker 2: work out, I will end up going back to hitting
- 30:33Speaker 2: buttons out.
- 30:35Speaker 1: No, No, not bad at all.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Let's see Keith Ocho, Texas says, make sure to go
- 30:41Speaker 2: to the corner of Flamingo and caval Uh pour out
- 30:45Speaker 2: some liquor.
- 30:46Speaker 1: For the dead Homie Tupac? Is that where that happened?
- 30:49Speaker 1: Is that? Uh? You know I was at that fight?
- 30:52Speaker 2: Uh he got he got shot after it was a
- 30:54Speaker 2: Tyson fight, right, I believe I was at that fight.
- 30:57Speaker 10: I didn't get shot, though, See where you're in Vegas
- 30:59Speaker 10: doing it?
- 31:00Speaker 1: Yeah. We used to go to the fights all the
- 31:01Speaker 1: time back in the day. Yeah, yeah, that was wild Man.
- 31:04Speaker 10: When was that like nineteen seventy six.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Wow?
- 31:07Speaker 2: Yes, I was a child, And I went on to
- 31:09Speaker 2: Bill says that he was on pink cocaine.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Will nas some Tussie? Is that that's what all the
- 31:16Speaker 1: kids are doing now? On the pink cocaine?
- 31:18Speaker 10: Diggs and Cardi B.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
- 31:20Speaker 2: Well allegedly, you know, sou Allegedly it might have been
- 31:24Speaker 2: rock candy. Might have been they were at a candy
- 31:27Speaker 2: store and they had rock candy. As possible that they
- 31:29Speaker 2: had that. Let's go to the phones and let's say
- 31:32Speaker 2: hello to any meanie miny mode. Let's go now to
- 31:35Speaker 2: Charlie who's in Wisconsin. Hello Charlie. Welcome back to Charlie.
- 31:40Speaker 1: How how are you doing, Charlie? If I was any better,
- 31:44Speaker 1: I'd be gambling right now. But I'm not. I'm talking
- 31:46Speaker 1: to you.
- 31:48Speaker 11: Yeah, you are. I was going to say, I think
- 31:53Speaker 11: I got a little bit of a problem with the
- 31:55Speaker 11: show right now.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Yeah, why is that my problem? That's your problem, that's
- 32:01Speaker 2: your problem. That's not my problem. I don't have a
- 32:03Speaker 2: problem with the show.
- 32:03Speaker 1: You've got a problem, don't make your problem.
- 32:05Speaker 10: Everyone else is a problem.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Why are you gotta share your business with everyone, Charlie yourself?
- 32:09Speaker 1: What's up with that? Charlie?
- 32:10Speaker 2: You think the world wants to hear your problems. Everyone's
- 32:12Speaker 2: got their own problems, Charlie. There's guys right now that
- 32:15Speaker 2: have no money. There's guys that they got bad knees,
- 32:18Speaker 2: there's guys you have medical issues that can't and yeah,
- 32:21Speaker 2: we got to worry about your problem, Charlie.
- 32:24Speaker 11: Well, I'm trying to make this show better. So if
- 32:26Speaker 11: if I tell you my problem, you know you can
- 32:29Speaker 11: probably fix it, you know.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Oh, so you know I have all the answers because
- 32:33Speaker 2: I have headphones and a microphone, so I can answer
- 32:36Speaker 2: the question. Interesting, Now, are you doing this on your
- 32:38Speaker 2: own or is this a scripted bit? You have been accused, Charlie.
- 32:43Speaker 2: There are people in them, not listen. There are people
- 32:46Speaker 2: in the militia that claim that you are a co
- 32:49Speaker 2: conspirator with the Leprechaun, and you guys cook up bits
- 32:54Speaker 2: for the show, and they often don't go, well, how
- 32:56Speaker 2: do you how do you plead to that?
- 32:57Speaker 1: Charlie?
- 32:59Speaker 11: I'm good, I'm gonna go now.
- 33:04Speaker 1: Bye, Okay, thanks, there you go. That's it. I thought
- 33:07Speaker 1: that's it. Charlie folded. You see that right there?
- 33:11Speaker 2: Folded like a house of cards right there came tumbling down.
- 33:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew it, he says, she's Charlie's got that.
- 33:18Speaker 2: He's at that nice Midwestern thing where he doesn't once
- 33:21Speaker 2: you call him on his crap, he doesn't know what
- 33:22Speaker 2: to do.
- 33:24Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, you got me? What am I
- 33:26Speaker 1: gonna do?
- 33:27Speaker 4: Now?
- 33:27Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, let's go to Let's go to Jackson,
- 33:32Speaker 2: who's sleepless in Seattle.
- 33:35Speaker 1: What's going on? Jackson? Welcome, You're on the Ben Maler
- 33:37Speaker 1: Show on Fox.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Thank you, Ben Maller, second time, long time, love you.
- 33:44Speaker 4: You give me the crop last timer. But I want
- 33:47Speaker 4: to talk about my boy, the big dumper.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 33:53Speaker 2: This is this is the one and only Jackson from
- 33:56Speaker 2: the Seattle Mariners Public the Media Relations Department, the PR department.
- 34:01Speaker 4: It's a PSA from the Mariners.
- 34:04Speaker 2: You know, Oh yeah, listen, what do you what do
- 34:08Speaker 2: you want you want me to get the knee pads out?
- 34:10Speaker 1: What do you want me to listen? He's played wonderfully.
- 34:12Speaker 1: What do you want me to do here? What am
- 34:13Speaker 1: I supposed to do for you?
- 34:15Speaker 9: Then?
- 34:16Speaker 4: No, the last time I called then we were at
- 34:18Speaker 4: twenty nine m runs. Right now we're at like forty seven.
- 34:21Speaker 4: So how are you doing?
- 34:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:24Speaker 2: I mean, you just this is terrible. You're just fishing
- 34:27Speaker 2: for compliments, is what you're doing. I mean, this is horrible.
- 34:29Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 34:30Speaker 4: You're better than that?
- 34:31Speaker 1: Aren't you better than that? You're better thing? You should
- 34:33Speaker 1: be better than that.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Didn't the Marriors get squashed when they went to Philadelphia?
- 34:37Speaker 2: By the way, Didn't the Phillies kick the Mariner's ass
- 34:40Speaker 2: all the way across the Delaware Valley and kick them
- 34:43Speaker 2: back out of out of Philadelphia?
- 34:44Speaker 1: Didn't that happen?
- 34:46Speaker 4: That did happen?
- 34:47Speaker 1: That did happen?
- 34:48Speaker 2: Right? I mean, it was like that looked like, I know,
- 34:51Speaker 2: they look like the Mariners. I know they played that
- 34:54Speaker 2: little league game on Sunday night against the Mets.
- 34:56Speaker 1: They looked like they.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Were little league players against the Phillies.
- 35:00Speaker 4: Hey, we're one half.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Let me I'm gonna do a baseball monologue next hour.
- 35:08Speaker 2: There is a move that the cheating Astros made which
- 35:11Speaker 2: is amazing, all right, A.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Great sign, wonderful sign for the Mariners.
- 35:16Speaker 2: They sign They signed a guy who's completely washed up
- 35:19Speaker 2: the Astros for their bullpen, which is a sign they're panicking.
- 35:24Speaker 1: That is a sign they're panic.
- 35:25Speaker 2: And I know there's not that many games left, about
- 35:28Speaker 2: a month and some change left in the baseball season.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Cal Raley is on pace for fifty nine homers. They're
- 35:35Speaker 2: projecting him in another twelve home runs, twelve more home
- 35:38Speaker 2: runs this season, which makes you very excited.
- 35:42Speaker 1: What's that.
- 35:43Speaker 4: It's gonna be tough for him to get them, but
- 35:45Speaker 4: I think he might do sixteen and be a be
- 35:49Speaker 4: a boy of sixty.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah sixty.
- 35:54Speaker 2: And it's still it's not the cal I will say,
- 35:58Speaker 2: cow's in the league. Cal Raley for the m v
- 36:00Speaker 2: P at this point, and if the Mayors have to
- 36:02Speaker 2: win the division.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Completely.
- 36:06Speaker 2: You shut up, shut up there, shut up, shut up,
- 36:12Speaker 2: shut up.
- 36:13Speaker 1: All right, you are so annoying. Were you born annoying
- 36:16Speaker 1: or did you become annoying? Which one was it? You've
- 36:22Speaker 1: been annoying.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Okay, at least you have self awareness. You're self aware,
- 36:27Speaker 2: all right, I gotta go, thank.
- 36:28Speaker 1: You, go away.
- 36:30Speaker 2: There's the great Jackson in Seattle, and you think he's
- 36:35Speaker 2: got a shrine to cal rally.
- 36:37Speaker 1: In his in his home, in his room.
- 36:39Speaker 2: There, he's got the cal rally fat head and all
- 36:41Speaker 2: that nature. Boy answering the Call to the Wild says,
- 36:45Speaker 2: you scared Charlie away. Rob the goat Man says, bring
- 36:53Speaker 2: back the real Charlie.
- 36:54Speaker 1: The romo sexual. Yeah, well that guy was fun.
- 36:57Speaker 2: We had a guy, the guy in Dallas this is
- 37:00Speaker 2: he was a cowboys. You're a big cowboy fan of
- 37:01Speaker 2: the Rain, and so you know they had a quarterback
- 37:03Speaker 2: named Tony Romo.
- 37:04Speaker 10: Heck yeah, I dode and with Troy Aikman.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Unless he didn't.
- 37:07Speaker 2: But I was a big fan of Romo and used
- 37:12Speaker 2: to praise him. And then the boys were very upset
- 37:15Speaker 2: that I like Tony Romo, and so they called me
- 37:19Speaker 2: a romo sexual, is what they said.
- 37:21Speaker 1: I was a romo sexual on.
- 37:22Speaker 2: That And yeah, exactly, Bill, who's your bills? Really hammered
- 37:27Speaker 2: and keeps sending messages, He says, this nerd Charlie pathetic.
- 37:32Speaker 2: He says he kills it on Rob Parker Show.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Really he kills it on? Is that right? Interesting?
- 37:38Speaker 2: I don't know about that. Anyway, We'll press on. I
- 37:40Speaker 2: got Mallard of the third degree. Here is the Insta trivia.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Bobby Witt Junior had his twentieth career multi stolen based
- 37:46Speaker 2: game this week in his five hundred and ninety fifth
- 37:49Speaker 2: big league gaming. He also has hit his one hundred
- 37:51Speaker 2: tone run earlier. The only players in baseball history. The
- 37:55Speaker 2: only other players in baseball history with one hundred home
- 37:58Speaker 2: runs and twenty multi stole and base games before their
- 38:01Speaker 2: six hundred career game are Eric Davis and Blank. That's
- 38:05Speaker 2: the Insta trivia. The answer, We'll get to it. We'll
- 38:08Speaker 2: do it next.
- 38:12Speaker 7: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 38:14Speaker 7: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill.
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- 38:19Speaker 2: It is the Ben Malord Show up all night, every
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- 38:48Speaker 2: mallor wherever you get your podcast where omnipresident you'll find
- 38:51Speaker 2: the full show and a best of version posted right
- 38:54Speaker 2: after the end of the show. All right, now, time
- 38:58Speaker 2: for the payoff on the Insta Trivia.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Bobby Witt Junior. That's a baseball player. I'm total. He
- 39:05Speaker 1: plays for the Kansas City Royals.
- 39:06Speaker 2: He had his twentieth career multi stolen based game this
- 39:09Speaker 2: week in his five hundred and ninety fifth big league game,
- 39:14Speaker 2: and he.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Also hit his one hundred home run earlier.
- 39:16Speaker 2: The only other players in the history of baseball going
- 39:19Speaker 2: back one hundreds of years one hundred and fifty plus years,
- 39:23Speaker 2: the only players in baseball history to have one hundred
- 39:26Speaker 2: plus home runs and twenty plus multi stolen based games
- 39:29Speaker 2: before their six hundredth career game are Eric Davis and Blank.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Eric Davis and Blank. That is the question. What is
- 39:37Speaker 2: the answer? Let's see here. Kilby Overis, guests by Alfie
- 39:41Speaker 2: Allen Opiner, lou Brock from mister Irrigation, mister wonderful Paul
- 39:46Speaker 2: Orndorf from Robin, Vegas, who was expected to be at
- 39:49Speaker 2: the malled meet and greet tomorrow, Board Hop Benny from
- 39:52Speaker 2: fergdog Ron Lafloor guests by Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Met him at the Malar Meet and Greek there in Minnesota.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Who else we have Sheen in the Moyn going with
- 40:01Speaker 1: former President George H. W. Bush.
- 40:04Speaker 2: We've got John the count Manafusco from the nature Boy
- 40:08Speaker 2: answering the call to the wild Christian yellis from j T.
- 40:11Speaker 2: The Wingman, who's been just about every one of these
- 40:13Speaker 2: Maln meet and greets over the years. Who else do
- 40:15Speaker 2: we have page down the Password guests by Sheen and
- 40:18Speaker 2: the Moine Dingleberry Bonds from Johnny Q no Way, Jose
- 40:23Speaker 2: from Cecil Field there, Phil Rizzuto the scooter.
- 40:26Speaker 1: From Chipping the Cues. Uh, all right, well you're here, Lorana.
- 40:29Speaker 1: So do you have an answer?
- 40:30Speaker 4: Right?
- 40:30Speaker 7: Course?
- 40:30Speaker 10: Is Mickey mansell back?
- 40:32Speaker 4: No?
- 40:32Speaker 1: What's up?
- 40:33Speaker 2: Hanley Ramirez is the answer. Hanley Ramirez is the answer?
- 40:38Speaker 9: All right?
- 40:39Speaker 3: Ed, get here we go, Here we go, Here we go?
- 40:42Speaker 1: All right? And the one and only Ian Roddy. What
- 40:46Speaker 1: do we got Ian? What do we have here?
- 40:48Speaker 12: The Ryans start with this one. Miles Garrett spoke with
- 40:50Speaker 12: the media on Wednesday and refused to address the speeding
- 40:53Speaker 12: ticket he got earlier this month for going one hundred
- 40:56Speaker 12: miles per hour in a sixty Yeah, it was Garrett's
- 40:59Speaker 12: eighth speeding ticket. It's since being drafted. And is this
- 41:02Speaker 12: a big deal or no deal at all?
- 41:03Speaker 4: Of you?
- 41:04Speaker 2: Well, so we all like to go over the speed limits,
- 41:06Speaker 2: So I'd say it's it's it's not a big deal.
- 41:09Speaker 2: But the fact that he almost killed himself a couple
- 41:11Speaker 2: of years ago and he's still driving, like because like
- 41:15Speaker 2: usually what happens, You got an accident and then I've
- 41:17Speaker 2: been in a few accidents and you drive a lot slower.
- 41:19Speaker 2: Like it seems like he has not stopped driving. So
- 41:21Speaker 2: it's not a big deal. It's not no deal. It's
- 41:24Speaker 2: it's a little deal. It's a little deal.
- 41:26Speaker 12: Next I had a new Insider reports suggests that despite
- 41:30Speaker 12: the love affair between Pete Carroll and Gino Smith, that
- 41:33Speaker 12: this is a quote trial season for Gino as his
- 41:36Speaker 12: contract doesn't really bind him to the Raiders for more
- 41:38Speaker 12: than just this season. So Ben, do you think he'll
- 41:40Speaker 12: do enough to be the starter next season as well?
- 41:43Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know if you noticed yet. I'm
- 41:47Speaker 1: not a Gino Smith fan.
- 41:48Speaker 2: I've been sparring with Gino Smith since back in his
- 41:51Speaker 2: day when he when he was playing with the UH
- 41:54Speaker 2: with with West Virginia Zo he won and done next,
- 41:57Speaker 2: hurry up next.
- 41:58Speaker 12: In the day, since Daniel Jill was named the cult
- 42:00Speaker 12: starting QB, many have speculated that Richardson could be traded. Ben,
- 42:04Speaker 12: Who do you think would actually deal for Anthony richards.
- 42:06Speaker 2: So Winnipeg Blee bombers Ian the or the team in
- 42:10Speaker 2: Vancouver in British Columbia. I could see him in the
- 42:13Speaker 2: CFL there it is Mallard of the third degree.
- 42:16Speaker 1: How did we do?
- 42:17Speaker 12: It looks like you won? Yep, you won.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Ah, I'm a winner, Mary, I want no rhy I'm
- 42:22Speaker 2: a winner.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
- 42:24Speaker 4: What