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Who Will Emerge Victorious?!? · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Charles: From the Loudspeaker Studios in Northern Colorado,
• 0:05
  Charles: it's Vibe Check!
• 0:08
  Charles: Charles Kelley!
• 0:11
  Charles: Nora Rudnick!
• 0:14
  Charles: Mandy Madness!
• 0:17
  Charles: With musical guest Baby No Money!
• 0:20
  Charles: And your host, Christopher Martin Short Lanphear!
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  Charles: (clapping)
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  Charles: Nice.
• 0:29
  Charles: Say hello. Do your now you have to do a monologue Chris
• 0:35
  Charles: Folks let's play some music hold on
• 0:39
  Charles: Here this may not be the right vibe, but let's go for it
• 0:48
  Charles: Yeah, let's yeah, it's the first one that's in epidemic go Chris go folks
• 0:57
  Chris: It's vibe check we're gathered here today to start the intro
• 1:52
  Chris: It might be gained up a little bit.
• 1:54
  Charles: Yeah, what are you guys talking in the back about?
• 1:57
  Charles: Don't worry about it, Charles.
• 1:58
  Charles: I'm so excited.
• 1:59
  Charles: I'm so excited for tonight's show, guys.
• 2:02
  Charles: I wrote that two seconds before we started this show,
• 2:06
  Charles: that intro.
• 2:06
  Charles: I was like, wait, shit, we got an intro to do.
• 2:09
  Nora: I'm the real Nora, Charles.
• 2:12
  Charles: Yeah, you are t he real Nora.
• 2:12
  Nora: I'm the real Nora, Charles.
• 2:14
  Charles: Are you sure?
• 2:16
  Charles: Are you sure?
• 2:17
  Nora: I'm the real Nora, Charles.
• 2:18
  Charles: My favorite one was the boring button.
• 2:21
  Nora: Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.
• 2:24
  Nora: Chris, looking good tonight?
• 2:26
  Nora: Charles, not so much.
• 2:29
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:32
  Nora: She didn't have quite the sense of humor that I did.
• 2:34
  Charles: Oh no, she did.
• 2:35
  Nora: Although I feel like, you know,
• 2:37
  Nora: I might have to hire her again.
• 2:39
  Charles: I feel like-
• 2:42
  Nora: Birds, birds fuck dinosaurs while we're at it.
• 2:44
  Nora: (laughing)
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  Nora: That wasn't me.
• 2:47
  Nora: That, so we do differ on a few points.
• 2:49
  Nora: Or was it?
• 2:50
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:51
  Nora: We do differ on a few points, but.
• 2:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 2:55
  Charles: Ah, I love the idea of a Nore AI,
• 2:59
  Charles: however the execution was,
• 3:02
  Charles: we could have a few extra props, I feel.
• 3:05
  Nora: Maybe a couple more hours to prepare.
• 3:07
  Charles: Right, right, exactly.
• 3:08
  Charles: Yeah, you know what, a few extra hours to prepare,
• 3:11
  Charles: I think would have been good.
• 3:13
  Chris: Yeah, so I mean, let's talk about that real quick,
• 3:15
  Chris: because we did have some wackiness last week.
• 3:19
  Chris: The idea of Nore AI came together very, very quickly.
• 3:22
  Chris: And it started with me trying to figure out
• 3:25
  Chris: if it were possible to get a mannequin on short notice.
• 3:30
  Chris: That ended up not happening.
• 3:32
  Chris: I put out a distressed call on Facebook
• 3:35
  Chris: and no one responded until after
• 3:37
  Chris: we were already in the show prep.
• 3:38
  Chris: So my next idea was a blow-up doll.
• 3:43
  Chris: And Charles, when I suggested that to you,
• 3:46
  Chris: what was your feeling?
• 3:49
  Charles: I first said, "We should check in with Dora
• 3:52
  Charles: to make sure that it's fine with Dora
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  Charles: if we make her look like a blow up doll.
• 3:59
  Nora: Here's the thing, it was the cheapest blow up doll
• 4:01
  Nora: that you could find, so it wasn't my face on her, right?
• 4:04
  Nora: Hey Chris!
• 4:05
  Nora: I think that made a difference.
• 4:07
  Chris: Do you wanna talk about how much you spent
• 4:09
  Chris: on that blow up doll?
• 4:10
  Chris: It was $70.
• 4:12
  Nora: What?
• 4:13
  Nora: (laughing)
• 4:14
  Nora: We need a refund.
• 4:15
  Nora: She didn't have my face, so I think that made it better.
• 4:18
  Chris: Yeah, it was between Sexy Nurse,
• 4:21
  Chris: which is what we went with,
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  Chris: and some other one that looked like way, way different
• 4:27
  Chris: and was double the price.
• 4:28
  Chris: So it wasn't much of a choice at all.
• 4:30
  Charles: Ugh, ugh, I'm so sorry for your wallet.
• 4:33
  Charles: Now we have to use the blow-up doll for other bits.
• 4:38
  Chris: Yeah, we talked about it after the show
• 4:40
  Chris: and the idea was, well, we have to use this
• 4:44
  Chris: at least more than once to get our money out of it.
• 4:46
  Chris: So, don't know where or when or how
• 4:49
  Chris: or who they'll be replacing,
• 4:51
  Chris: but we will see Dorei again in some other form.
• 4:55
  Chris: It'll be Charles AI next week.
• 4:57
  Mandy: I'm just disturbed at the whole,
• 5:00
  Mandy: we need to get our use out of a blow up doll
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  Mandy: to get our money's worth, if you know what I mean.
• 5:07
  Charles: You know what, you're not wrong.
• 5:10
  Charles: It feels gross.
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  Charles: It feels a little wrong.
• 5:15
  Charles: However, I think that's the whole point.
• 5:18
  Mandy: Yeah, you don't want to walk out of there
• 5:20
  Mandy: feeling good about yourself, you wanna feel a little.
• 5:23
  Charles: Hi everybody, welcome to Vibe Check.
• 5:25
  Charles: It is Wednesday evening.
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  Charles: I am your host, Charles Joseph Kelly.
• 5:30
  Charles: And with me, we have the hostess with the mostess
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  Charles: from costus to costus, it is Nora Rudnick.
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  Nora: I'm the real Nora, Charles.
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  Nora: Hello, I'm Nora AI.
• 5:41
  Charles: And with us this week, as always, on the ones and twos,
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  Charles: it is Chris and Mandy.
• 5:48
  Charles: Hello, hello, hello.
• 5:50
  Chris: We're here, Mandy is back,
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  Chris: which we're so, so glad to have her.
• 5:55
  Chris: Mandy, how are you, how you been?
• 5:57
  Mandy: I'm good, I went to see Amigo the Devil on Saturday,
• 6:00
  Mandy: it was great, and shout out to Mission Ballroom
• 6:03
  Mandy: for their handicap accessible help.
• 6:06
  Mandy: Yeah, they were amazing.
• 6:07
  Mandy: They were like, hey, can you do stairs in the dark?
• 6:10
  Mandy: And I said, I can't do stairs in the light.
• 6:13
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 6:14
  Charles: Thank you.
• 6:14
  Charles: Hey Chris, just to let you know,
• 6:16
  Charles: your mic sounds like it's in a tin can a little bit.
• 6:19
  Chris: Okay, let's see what we can do about that.
• 6:21
  Charles: Yeah, but anyways, I'm so glad that you are back.
• 6:24
  Charles: How was book club last week?
• 6:26
  Mandy: Good, good.
• 6:28
  Mandy: Creepiest Story That Will Haunt Me Forever was read.
• 6:31
  Mandy: What's the book called?
• 6:34
  Mandy: Oh, it's a compilation of short stories.
• 6:36
  Charles: Pastors Eat Pussy Too.
• 6:38
  Mandy: Yes, that was exactly it.
• 6:41
  Charles: When are we reading this book?
• 6:43
  Charles: We gotta get the book.
• 6:44
  Charles: We gotta get the book first.
• 6:45
  Charles: Yeah.
• 6:46
  Charles: There is a free audiobook of it,
• 6:50
  Charles: it looks like on Spotify.
• 6:53
  Nora: I don't wanna listen to that.
• 6:55
  Nora: (laughing)
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  Nora: I am an audiobook lover.
• 6:58
  Nora: I don't wanna listen to that.
• 7:00
  Nora: Are you sure?
• 7:01
  Nora: Maybe I'll check with the library.
• 7:02
  Charles: Do we choose another book?
• 7:04
  Charles: No, let's commit to the bit.
• 7:06
  Charles: Commit to the, do we still wanna, okay.
• 7:09
  Charles: Do we wanna do a more well-known
• 7:12
  Charles: Quan Mills book like Hoaches,
• 7:14
  Charles: or this Ho got roaches in my crib, or in her crib?
• 7:18
  Charles: Or do we-- - You got what in the what?
• 7:21
  Charles: This Ho has some roaches in her crib,
• 7:26
  Charles: I think is the title of the other book.
• 7:29
  Charles: Okay.
• 7:30
  Charles: Do we go with that book, which is more well known,
• 7:32
  Charles: we can find it a little bit easier,
• 7:33
  Charles: or do we go with Pastors Eat Pussy 2?
• 7:37
  Mandy: I just worry I'm not gonna be able to keep up with,
• 7:40
  Mandy: you know, not having read the first one in the series.
• 7:47
  Nora: Well, I don't think it's two as in the second book.
• 7:50
  Nora: Oh, it means as well, también.
• 7:52
  Charles: Yeah, it's not the sequel.
• 7:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 7:55
  Nora: I'm glad it's not the sequel.
• 7:56
  Nora: I was like, I don't know.
• 7:56
  Nora: That would be upsetting.
• 7:59
  Nora: Well, I don't wanna read it anyway,
• 8:01
  Nora: but I'll read it for our book club,
• 8:03
  Nora: so it's up to you guys.
• 8:05
  Nora: Don't make me choose.
• 8:07
  Nora: This is what we're, yeah.
• 8:10
  Charles: This hoe got roaches in her crib, an urban satire.
• 8:13
  Charles: Yep.
• 8:16
  Charles: This one has, look at the review, I'm sorry.
• 8:18
  Charles: Look at how good those reviews are.
• 8:21
  Charles: (laughing)
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  Nora: 4.4 out of 1300 reviews.
• 8:26
  Nora: Yes.
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  Chris: I love that there are reviews with images.
• 8:28
  Mandy: Oh my God, yes there are.
• 8:29
  Mandy: Look at the Santa one.
• 8:31
  Mandy: Okay, so.
• 8:33
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 8:38
  Nora: Okay, so.
• 8:40
  Nora: It seems like Quan Mills is probably worth reading,
• 8:43
  Nora: but like, I'm not a romance reader, so.
• 8:47
  Nora: I'm not sure this is romance.
• 8:48
  Nora: Let's not, you know, let's not convolute the two.
• 8:51
  Nora: Yeah, I don't know.
• 8:53
  Chris: No, it's homance.
• 8:55
  Nora: It's homance, it's an urban satire.
• 8:57
  Charles: Yeah, it's urban satire.
• 8:58
  Nora: I'll read.
• 8:59
  Nora: It's like Chuck Tingle.
• 9:00
  Nora: What's, yeah.
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  Nora: I like Chuck Tingle, though.
• 9:04
  Nora: Okay, then you're gonna like this?
• 9:06
  Nora: Okay.
• 9:07
  Nora: I'll, we'll report back here.
• 9:09
  Chris: Folks, what's the worst book you've ever read?
• 9:12
  Chris: Call us in at 888-8535.
• 9:15
  Chris: We have to pay for this phone number,
• 9:17
  Chris: so we need to justify its ongoing expense,
• 9:20
  Chris: and the only way we can do that is if you call
• 9:22
  Chris: and tell us fun things.
• 9:24
  Charles: It'd be really funny if it's just a bit
• 9:26
  Charles: and we don't actually have a phone number,
• 9:27
  Charles: but nobody calls in just because, just for funsies.
• 9:30
  Nora: And we were like, "Oh, we need your audio."
• 9:34
  Nora: This one is just as highly rated as the other one.
• 9:36
  Nora: Well, it's 4.2 out of 1,200 reviews.
• 9:39
  Charles: Nice, on what?
• 9:40
  Nora: On Pastors E+E2.
• 9:42
  Mandy: Not for teens or children, but good drama.
• 9:45
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 9:49
  Chris: I underestimated Quan Mills.
• 9:51
  Chris: I'm honestly shocked at how interesting the book is.
• 9:53
  Chris: You get a little sprinkle of every genre.
• 9:56
  Chris: I cried, laughed, gasped, you name it.
• 9:59
  Nora: I know, I think this is gonna convince me.
• 10:01
  Nora: I think Bran may have convinced me.
• 10:04
  Nora: So, I mean, I think we should stick
• 10:07
  Nora: with "Pastors Eat Pussy" too,
• 10:08
  Nora: just because that's what we said we would read.
• 10:11
  Nora: But if y'all feel differently,
• 10:13
  Nora: then we can switch the book club book.
• 10:15
  Charles: How do you feel in the back?
• 10:18
  Chris: I don't know that I feel particularly strong about it.
• 10:21
  Chris: I think it's-
• 10:22
  Chris: About which book?
• 10:23
  Chris: About which book we choose.
• 10:25
  Chris: Mandy, what do you think?
• 10:26
  Mandy: I say we just commit to one.
• 10:28
  Mandy: That's all I need.
• 10:29
  Mandy: Just tell me what I need to read in one, and I'll do it.
• 10:32
  Charles: What's the cheaper one?
• 10:33
  Charles: (laughing)
• 10:36
  Charles: Let's see, so.
• 10:39
  Charles: While Nora looks that up, how are you guys doing?
• 10:42
  Charles: How was your weeks?
• 10:45
  Charles: Mine's the first one in the notes.
• 10:47
  Charles: Do we wanna do mine first?
• 10:49
  Charles: Yeah, Charles, yes.
• 10:49
  Charles: How was your week?
• 10:50
  Charles: Oh, it's been a nightmare.
• 10:52
  Charles: It's been an absolute nightmare.
• 10:54
  Charles: I don't like hearing that.
• 10:55
  Charles: And I am struggling with anxiety, with depression,
• 11:00
  Charles: but I just wanna tell you guys,
• 11:01
  Charles: like there's some funniness to like me crying every night.
• 11:06
  Charles: And that is the things that get stuck in my head
• 11:10
  Charles: when I'm sobbing.
• 11:11
  Charles: Okay. - Just in life.
• 11:13
  Charles: So I just wanna say ADHD and depression
• 11:15
  Charles: are the worst combination in the history of the planet.
• 11:18
  Charles: It's not good.
• 11:19
  Charles: Because I would be just sobbing
• 11:22
  Charles: about just like things that are just happening right now.
• 11:25
  Charles: I'm just like really struggling.
• 11:27
  Charles: And then I have the fucking
• 11:28
  Charles: blues brothers theme song stuck in my head.
• 11:33
  Charles: (imitates blues music)
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  Charles: And I'm just crying my eyes out.
• 11:39
  Charles: (imitates blues music)
• 11:41
  Charles: Oh, that's unfortunate.
• 11:42
  Charles: And then it gets stuck.
• 11:44
  Charles: It gets stuck on that, that, that.
• 11:46
  Charles: (imitates blues music)
• 11:47
  Charles: Yeah, just that part.
• 11:49
  Nora: (imitates blues music)
• 11:49
  Charles: And that doesn't end.
• 11:51
  Charles: And it's just this cyclical thing
• 11:52
  Charles: where my brain's just going.
• 11:55
  Charles: (imitates blues music)
• 11:56
  Nora: You're literally like stuck in the spiral.
• 11:58
  Nora: Oh, I'm so familiar with that.
• 12:00
  Nora: It's awful.
• 12:02
  Nora: (imitates guitar)
• 12:03
  Nora: And you're like trying to like,
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  Nora: you're also like wanting to be sad,
• 12:06
  Nora: like you're wanting to feel your feelings,
• 12:07
  Nora: and then all you hear is the
• 12:13
  Nora: (imitates guitar)
• 12:14
  Chris: Yeah.
• 12:15
  Chris: You know, if you use any more of the song,
• 12:16
  Chris: we're gonna have to pay for it.
• 12:18
  Chris: So maybe we should skip to something else.
• 12:19
  Charles: Well, good thing it's the same,
• 12:20
  Charles: like two bars repeated over and over again.
• 12:23
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 12:24
  Charles: I think we'll be fine.
• 12:26
  Charles: Especially with my like terrible rendition
• 12:28
  Charles: probably in a different key and like, you know,
• 12:32
  Charles: that's probably like a major scale
• 12:33
  Charles: and I'm singing it kind of minor.
• 12:35
  Nora: And his was parody anyway,
• 12:37
  Nora: so it's covered under copyright law.
• 12:38
  Charles: It's the crying that makes it parody.
• 12:40
  Charles: (laughing)
• 12:43
  Chris: I can't wait for a copyright lawyer to go,
• 12:45
  Chris: not enough tears to qualify for fair use.
• 12:50
  Charles: (laughing)
• 12:54
  Chris: I don't know, Mandy, you're a lawyer, what do you think?
• 12:56
  Chris: Enough tears?
• 12:57
  Mandy: No, more tears, more tears.
• 12:58
  Mandy: More tears.
• 12:59
  Chris: You need more tears for it?
• 13:01
  Charles: It's a cry, cry for parody love.
• 13:05
  Charles: Charles, we need-- - This is free speech.
• 13:07
  Chris: We need you to set up a cam at your house
• 13:09
  Chris: that follows you when you cry.
• 13:11
  Charles: Oh. - Ooh.
• 13:13
  Charles: That's just-- - A cry cam.
• 13:14
  Charles: There's somebody in my house in general now filming me,
• 13:18
  Charles: so yeah, 100%, we can make them filming cry.
• 13:21
  Charles: (laughing)
• 13:23
  Charles: And then we just pop in the corner
• 13:25
  Charles: when somebody subscribes my crying face.
• 13:27
  Charles: (laughing)
• 13:29
  Chris: Wait, do you cry more?
• 13:31
  Chris: Or do you cry less because you're happy?
• 13:33
  Chris: Or do you cry more because the stress to perform increases?
• 13:38
  Nora: (groaning)
• 13:40
  Nora: I cry for all the reasons.
• 13:41
  Charles: I cry for the world.
• 13:43
  Nora: Yeah, fear, valid.
• 13:45
  Nora: We can relate to that.
• 13:46
  Nora: But don't cry for me, Argentina.
• 13:47
  Charles: Don't cry for me, Argentina.
• 13:52
  Charles: ♪ The true things I have imagined ♪
• 13:59
  Charles: Don't even mention musical theater to me
• 14:03
  Charles: 'cause I will start singing the entire fucking show.
• 14:06
  Charles: There's a guy, I didn't include him in here,
• 14:08
  Charles: but I was like, oh, this would be so perfect.
• 14:10
  Charles: There is a guy on TikTok who is recording
• 14:13
  Charles: all of Hamilton as Adam Sandler.
• 14:17
  Nora: Oh no.
• 14:18
  Charles: What?
• 14:19
  Charles: No.
• 14:20
  Charles: Woody Boo!
• 14:22
  Charles: Wait, why is that-
• 14:23
  Mandy: Why did we leave that out
• 14:25
  Mandy: and we are gonna have that other one instead?
• 14:27
  Chris: Yeah, why is that not in the rundown, Charles?
• 14:29
  Chris: You said you got fucking catchphrase guy
• 14:31
  Chris: for the 30th time? - Exactly!
• 14:32
  Mandy: No catchphrase!
• 14:33
  Mandy: Okay, catchphrase guy. - Wow.
• 14:34
  Nora: Flatter for catchphrase.
• 14:35
  Charles: We need to talk about this. - Dang.
• 14:37
  Charles: Your guys' hatred of catchphrase guy-
• 14:39
  Charles: I hate him. - Is unfounded.
• 14:40
  Charles: It's unfounded. - I hate him.
• 14:42
  Charles: I don't understand why.
• 14:45
  Charles: He is a delight of a human being,
• 14:47
  Charles: 'cause he's just a regular guy.
• 14:49
  Chris: Charles, he alienates 50% of the audience.
• 14:53
  Mandy: Like the minute he opens his mouth.
• 14:55
  Chris: For real.
• 14:57
  Mandy: No.
• 14:57
  Mandy: I don't get it.
• 14:58
  Charles: I don't get why you guys hate him so much.
• 15:00
  Charles: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Charles: Well, I had a pretty good weekend.
• 15:03
  Chris: Because his catchphrases are not catchphrases.
• 15:06
  Chris: They're just nonsense words.
• 15:08
  Nora: Yes.
• 15:11
  Charles: Yeah, you use some of mine.
• 15:12
  Nora: You use some of your, I don't really use his, do I?
• 15:15
  Charles: No, you use the ones that I wrote.
• 15:17
  Charles: Nobody does.
• 15:17
  Charles: 'Cause mine are even better than the catchphrases.
• 15:19
  Mandy: You can't make a catchphrase happen.
• 15:22
  Mandy: It has to happen organically.
• 15:24
  Charles: I don't know, that's the perky, perky peaks.
• 15:25
  Mandy: That's the perky, perky peaks.
• 15:26
  Charles: I kind of made that one work.
• 15:28
  Nora: That was great.
• 15:29
  Nora: I have used it in the show spontaneously.
• 15:33
  Charles: Yeah, and Nora has said it off the show as well.
• 15:35
  Charles: I have.
• 15:38
  Nora: (laughing)
• 15:38
  Nora: 'Cause it's great.
• 15:39
  Charles: I'm just saying.
• 15:40
  Charles: It's the perky, perky peaks.
• 15:42
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 15:44
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:45
  Charles: It sounds like Ben Shapiro.
• 15:47
  Charles: (laughing)
• 15:48
  Charles: You sound less like me.
• 15:49
  Charles: Or like Tucker Carlson.
• 15:51
  Charles: Everything I do.
• 15:52
  Nora: What's going on here?
• 15:53
  Nora: It sounds so much like you, Tessa.
• 15:55
  Nora: What's going on?
• 15:55
  Nora: What's going on?
• 15:57
  Chris: Have you seen-
• 15:57
  Nora: What are we doing?
• 15:58
  Chris: Have you seen Jeremy Culhane's Tucker Carlson impression
• 16:01
  Chris: on the set? - Oh, of course.
• 16:01
  Chris: What are we doing?
• 16:02
  Chris: What are we doing here?
• 16:03
  Nora: Oh my God, it's so good. - What's going on?
• 16:05
  Charles: It's very, very good.
• 16:06
  Nora: So good.
• 16:07
  Nora: I always feel like, I don't know,
• 16:09
  Nora: from watching his TikToks,
• 16:10
  Nora: he feels like my close personal friend Jeremy Culhane.
• 16:14
  Charles: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Nora: But like, I don't know him,
• 16:15
  Nora: but like, that's parasocial for ya.
• 16:17
  Nora: Right, I've been following him for years
• 16:19
  Nora: with Dropout and TikTok and stuff like that.
• 16:21
  Nora: Yeah, feels like our close personal friend,
• 16:24
  Nora: Jeremy Culhane.
• 16:25
  Nora: Here's how backwards I am in terms of internet culture.
• 16:29
  Nora: I knew Jeremy Culhane first from SNL,
• 16:32
  Nora: and then I only saw my first Dropout show about a week ago.
• 16:36
  Nora: So I was like, oh, it's that guy from SNL.
• 16:38
  Nora: Welcome to Dropout TV, it is awesome.
• 16:41
  Nora: Chris watched the worst possible show to start.
• 16:44
  Nora: What did he watch?
• 16:45
  Charles: You watched, he watched the Jacob Wysocki episode
• 16:48
  Charles: of Game Changer.
• 16:50
  Charles: Correct.
• 16:50
  Charles: Where they just give Jacob Wysocki $100,000
• 16:54
  Charles: and let his friends talk to him all nice as a friend.
• 16:56
  Nora: Oh yeah.
• 16:57
  Charles: It's like, you have to know the lore of things
• 16:59
  Charles: before you get to that point,
• 17:01
  Charles: and that being your episode, holy shit.
• 17:02
  Nora: You should have started with the original
• 17:04
  Nora: Game Changer Make Some Noise episode.
• 17:06
  Chris: Yeah, well I mean, it wasn't up to me,
• 17:09
  Chris: it's what Lynn was watching.
• 17:11
  Nora: Oh, okay.
• 17:12
  Chris: Yeah, I sat down and she's like,
• 17:13
  Chris: Can I finish this?
• 17:14
  Chris: And I said, yeah, absolutely.
• 17:15
  Nora: With Zach, Brennan, and...
• 17:19
  Nora: Josh. - Josh.
• 17:20
  Chris: Yeah, those are names.
• 17:22
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 17:23
  Chris: And I did see some other episodes of Game Changer,
• 17:25
  Chris: and they were pretty funny.
• 17:27
  Chris: They were enjoyable.
• 17:28
  Chris: But yes, that episode was like if you decided
• 17:31
  Chris: to start Lost on season four.
• 17:35
  Chris: Yeah, which is a choice for anybody.
• 17:38
  Nora: You could even start watching Very Important People
• 17:40
  Nora: somewhere in the middle and have more fun.
• 17:42
  Nora: I don't like that show.
• 17:43
  Chris: I caught, I've seen two episodes of Very Important People.
• 17:46
  Chris: I, other than a couple of clips that in isolation
• 17:51
  Chris: are extremely funny, it just feels like an SNL sketch
• 17:55
  Chris: that goes on three times longer than it should.
• 17:58
  Charles: Right, that's such a good point.
• 18:01
  Charles: It's funny for like a split second
• 18:03
  Charles: and then it's just like, all right.
• 18:05
  Chris: Even Lynn was like, we don't need to watch
• 18:07
  Chris: that show anymore because I see all the best bits
• 18:10
  Chris: on Instagram and the rest isn't worth watching.
• 18:12
  Nora: Is it improv?
• 18:13
  Nora: I think the Lisa Gilroy episodes
• 18:15
  Nora: are the ones that are worth it.
• 18:16
  Chris: So the idea, forgive me if I'm wrong,
• 18:19
  Chris: or correct me if I'm wrong,
• 18:20
  Chris: but like the host, Vic McKellis, is interviewing someone
• 18:26
  Chris: and then they hire an actor/comedian
• 18:28
  Chris: to dress up in a really elaborate creature costume
• 18:32
  Chris: and create a character based on the costume that they have.
• 18:35
  Chris: So improv?
• 18:36
  Chris: So yeah, so it's basically-
• 18:37
  Chris: It's a full improv show.
• 18:38
  Chris: It's a full improv show
• 18:40
  Chris: where neither one of them are in on it.
• 18:43
  Nora: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Chris: And it's, there were funny bits,
• 18:46
  Chris: but you just have to get through so much to get there.
• 18:50
  Nora: It depends on the comedian, it really does.
• 18:52
  Mandy: I just don't have the type of neurodivergency
• 18:55
  Mandy: to let me enjoy improv.
• 18:57
  Nora: Fair, that's fair.
• 18:59
  Nora: I feel like the dropout TV game shows though
• 19:02
  Nora: would still be a good one for you
• 19:03
  Nora: because they're very funny.
• 19:06
  Chris: Game Changer's definitely enjoyable,
• 19:07
  Chris: but it's not the sort of thing
• 19:09
  Chris: that I would constantly go out of my way to watch?
• 19:12
  Charles: Chris, I think you should watch Um, Actually.
• 19:15
  Charles: I think the nerd references and that as a game show,
• 19:20
  Charles: I think is very, would be very, a better choice for you.
• 19:25
  Charles: Game Changer, not so much.
• 19:27
  Charles: Make Some Noise, though.
• 19:29
  Nora: See, the Game Changer episode that started
• 19:31
  Nora: Make Some Noise is like one of my favorite episodes
• 19:34
  Nora: of all time.
• 19:35
  Charles: Yeah, it's very good.
• 19:38
  Charles: There's like, it's basically a spin-off of Game Changer
• 19:43
  Charles: where they do noise, it's just-
• 19:46
  Charles: They do noise prompts?
• 19:47
  Charles: It's Whose Line Is It Anyway.
• 19:49
  Charles: Okay. - And then it's-
• 19:49
  Charles: That's literally what it is.
• 19:51
  Nora: So funny.
• 19:52
  Charles: Yeah, so it's really, really, really good.
• 19:56
  Charles: And then maybe getting into Game Changer after that.
• 19:59
  Charles: And then just sticking with it.
• 20:01
  Chris: Okay, so got it, have clocked that.
• 20:05
  Chris: Instead of continuing to talk about shows
• 20:07
  Chris: that are not this show.
• 20:08
  Chris: Nora, you went to a sports ball game?
• 20:10
  Chris: I went to a sports ball game,
• 20:11
  Nora: so you guys are gonna have to bear with me for a minute
• 20:13
  Nora: 'cause I'm gonna talk baseball.
• 20:15
  Nora: So I went to the Rockies game on Monday night,
• 20:19
  Nora: which was really great 'cause I had a friend in town
• 20:21
  Nora: from Boston who came to see the Red Sox,
• 20:24
  Nora: which was really cool because Coors is a great field
• 20:26
  Nora: to go to.
• 20:28
  Nora: So it was like a pretty, pretty good game.
• 20:30
  Nora: You know, we were chilling.
• 20:31
  Nora: There were like two runs that the Red Sox had gotten
• 20:34
  Nora: in the fifth or sixth inning.
• 20:36
  Nora: This is me and Sean.
• 20:38
  Nora: We're happy to be there.
• 20:39
  Nora: Wore my Savannah banana shirt
• 20:41
  Nora: 'cause I realized I didn't have a Rockies shirt,
• 20:42
  Nora: but I have my hat, so.
• 20:44
  Nora: We were all good.
• 20:45
  Nora: So bottom of the fifth, or we were like, you know,
• 20:49
  Nora: I was expecting the Sox to win.
• 20:50
  Nora: It was two nothing.
• 20:52
  Nora: We go into the ninth inning.
• 20:53
  Nora: We go into the bottom of the ninth,
• 20:54
  Nora: and all of a sudden the Rockies get the bases loaded.
• 20:57
  Nora: And so, and then they get McCarthy hitting,
• 21:00
  Nora: and he recently, last week,
• 21:02
  Nora: just hit an in-the-park home run.
• 21:04
  Nora: like he's all we got for the Rockies right now. So he hits, they get three runs in and it's on an
• 21:11
  Nora: error off of one of the outfielders and so all of a sudden it's a walk-off win for the Rockies with
• 21:17
  Nora: three points. So like one hit happens, one big play happens and all of a sudden three runners
• 21:23
  Nora: cross the plate and the Rockies just win and the game and it was so beautiful. So I have the Red
• 21:29
  Nora: I like Red Sox reaction, so Sean's reaction.
• 21:33
  Nora: He was a little disappointed.
• 21:37
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:39
  Charles: Hey, hey Mandy.
• 21:40
  Chris: That was pretty fast.
• 21:41
  Chris: Hey, see that again.
• 21:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:46
  Nora: You could see his soul leave his body.
• 21:47
  Chris: You really could.
• 21:49
  Nora: And my reaction.
• 21:52
  Nora: (laughing)
• 21:53
  Charles: Those are the shortest videos I've ever seen in my life.
• 21:55
  Charles: They were supposed to be pictures.
• 21:57
  Nora: Oh, it's one of those.
• 21:59
  Chris: When you when you uploaded them it also included like the live photo that
• 22:05
  Chris: My phone does so i'll have to turn that off. I decided that the live photo would be funnier
• 22:10
  Chris: I think that's very funny because now we can use them as reaction
• 22:17
  Charles: Crazy eyes do the other one do the other one do the other one sean
• 22:26
  Charles: Wait, hold on.
• 22:27
  Charles: I'm way far off.
• 22:32
  Nora: We're getting closer.
• 22:33
  Nora: There you go.
• 22:34
  Nora: There you go.
• 22:34
  Nora: You got it.
• 22:34
  Nora: I don't want to spend like a half hour on it.
• 22:37
  Nora: But it was really, really nice.
• 22:39
  Nora: And I remember in 2007 or 2008 when
• 22:41
  Nora: the Sox played the Rockies in the World Series,
• 22:43
  Nora: and we lost really, really bad.
• 22:45
  Nora: The Rockies did.
• 22:46
  Nora: And so this was just like a little bit
• 22:48
  Nora: of healing my soul a little bit, watching
• 22:50
  Nora: the Rockies beat the Red Sox.
• 22:51
  Charles: So Mandy, did you understand a single word that Nora said?
• 22:55
  Mandy: Not one word of it.
• 22:57
  Mandy: There were balls and, balls.
• 22:59
  Charles: Can you, can you like, in your best,
• 23:02
  Charles: like, idea of what Nora was trying to explain,
• 23:06
  Charles: what happened?
• 23:07
  Mandy: I understand in sports ball,
• 23:09
  Mandy: people try to get balls in nets or holes.
• 23:14
  Charles: There are nets in baseball,
• 23:16
  Charles: but they're not ones that you want to get, usually.
• 23:19
  Mandy: No, those are really cool nets.
• 23:21
  Mandy: So I guess they try to put the ball where it belongs.
• 23:26
  Mandy: Go team.
• 23:27
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 23:29
  Charles: And who won?
• 23:33
  Mandy: A team.
• 23:35
  Mandy: (cheering)
• 23:37
  Chris: I'm so proud of you, Mandy.
• 23:39
  Chris: The team with the most balls.
• 23:41
  Chris: They had so many balls.
• 23:43
  Chris: There were balls everywhere.
• 23:45
  Charles: Clip that, clip that, clip that, clip that, clip that.
• 23:49
  Charles: So many balls, so many balls.
• 23:53
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:53
  Charles: Yay, yay, yay.
• 23:55
  Nora: Yeah, so I had a really good time.
• 23:57
  Nora: I had a lot of fun and I can smell rain in the studio.
• 24:00
  Charles: It is so muggy in Colorado right now.
• 24:03
  Charles: Let me get this to happen.
• 24:04
  Chris: Yeah, for those who don't know
• 24:05
  Chris: and are worried about our safety for some reason,
• 24:08
  Chris: there is currently a tornado watch
• 24:12
  Chris: surrounding this general area.
• 24:14
  Mandy: Like we're not in the lower level of a building,
• 24:16
  Mandy: But you know we are in windowless rooms on the inside
• 24:21
  Nora: We're not we're not close to the tornado there is a tornado in Colorado right now actually there's a tornado warning out east of us
• 24:27
  Charles: But it's far away. Yeah, it's just it's east of the airport. We're good look the amount of
• 24:34
  Mandy: Tornadoes I've taken pictures of in my backyard from my backyard
• 24:38
  Mandy: It's a little disturbing and then everyone's like it's a train you to watch it's no big deal
• 24:41
  Mandy: It's like all those pictures have been taken
• 24:44
  Mandy: Well, sometimes when there isn't even a tornado watch so for everyone to be like it's fine. It's fine. No, it's not fine
• 24:50
  Nora: You're in Fort Collins. It is because meteorologically the mountains are close enough. So they're not gonna get us
• 24:57
  Nora: Generally last time that happened was 2007. My name is Nora and my house will be fine
• 25:03
  Nora: Oh fuck yeah, baby
• 25:07
  Charles: I was trying to like when I when I pitched that one it was going to be more of like a wrestler like oh, yeah
• 25:12
  Charles: Oh yeah baby, oh yeah!
• 25:14
  Charles: No, it's real disturbing.
• 25:16
  Charles: But it did not come out like that at all.
• 25:18
  Nora: Well I could record an oh yeah baby, oh yeah!
• 25:22
  Nora: (laughing)
• 25:23
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 25:25
  Chris: This is the gift that keeps on giving.
• 25:27
  Nora: Yep, so yeah, baseball was really fun.
• 25:30
  Nora: I can watch a baseball game and I thought
• 25:33
  Nora: that we were gonna lose and the fact
• 25:34
  Nora: that we won at the last moment was pretty great.
• 25:38
  Chris: Well congratulations to your team winning.
• 25:40
  Chris: We are very, very happy.
• 25:41
  Chris: Or sorry for your loss.
• 25:42
  Chris: I don't know.
• 25:43
  Mandy: I'm so glad they got all the balls.
• 25:45
  Charles: So glad he's won, we are happy.
• 25:47
  Charles: They won their match performance.
• 25:50
  Charles: (laughing)
• 25:51
  Charles: Yes.
• 25:52
  Charles: What do they call it?
• 25:53
  Mandy: The balls were in the net.
• 25:54
  Nora: Are you not a baseball person?
• 25:55
  Nora: They were there.
• 25:57
  Nora: You're not a baseball person?
• 25:59
  Nora: You don't, you don't know,
• 26:00
  Nora: can you watch a baseball game and know what's going on?
• 26:02
  Charles: I mean, in theory.
• 26:04
  Nora: Look, I like snacks.
• 26:04
  Chris: Would I actually watch it?
• 26:06
  Chris: I like snacks a lot.
• 26:07
  Chris: Honestly, really the only reason to go
• 26:09
  Chris: to a baseball game for me is the snacks.
• 26:11
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:12
  Chris: I wanna eat a hot dog that's as big as my head.
• 26:15
  Chris: And that's about it.
• 26:15
  Chris: I'll make you a hot dog as big as your head.
• 26:18
  Nora: Okay, they had a-
• 26:18
  Nora: We just do that at my house.
• 26:19
  Nora: They had a 999 box where you could get,
• 26:22
  Nora: you could get nine hot dogs
• 26:24
  Nora: and nine little like five ounces of beer.
• 26:27
  Nora: And you had to do like eat and drink each one every inning.
• 26:30
  Nora: And it was like a challenge.
• 26:31
  Mandy: It was like, that's a lot of beer and dogs.
• 26:34
  Mandy: I need someone to do that.
• 26:35
  Mandy: I need to watch someone do that.
• 26:37
  Mandy: Please somebody, oh my God, do that in front of me.
• 26:39
  Mandy: They might do that at the Savannah Bananas game.
• 26:41
  Charles: I could do that. Like, could you go to the bathroom during it?
• 26:46
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Charles: That's the rule? Like, it's fine to go to the bathroom?
• 26:49
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Mandy: Wait, are we talking about, like, not keeping it inside your body?
• 26:54
  Charles: No, no, no, no, no. Just in general, you're allowed to, like...
• 26:58
  Charles: Because, like, some of them, like the Taco Bell one, there's rules where you can't really do things.
• 27:03
  Nora: Right. You can't throw up.
• 27:04
  Charles: Right. Well, that's... it's just throwing up. So then, yeah, fine. I could do it.
• 27:10
  Nora: Yeah. You think you could do it?
• 27:11
  Charles: I think I can do. - Beer dogs.
• 27:12
  Nora: Nine. - I also did see
• 27:13
  Nora: a three foot long hot dog
• 27:16
  Nora: that people were carrying around with little handles.
• 27:18
  Charles: If Joey Chestnut can do as many as he can,
• 27:21
  Charles: I can do nine in the course of nine innings.
• 27:23
  Nora: Which, how long is a race? - But I was really slow.
• 27:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 27:28
  Nora: An inning is usually about 20 minutes.
• 27:30
  Nora: And there are four of them, 12 of them?
• 27:33
  Nora: Nine. - Okay, same.
• 27:35
  Nora: Anywhere between 10 and 20 minutes for an inning.
• 27:39
  Nora: Okay. - Shut up.
• 27:40
  Nora: The whole thing goes on for how long?
• 27:42
  Nora: Well, it was scheduled from 6.40 to 9.40,
• 27:45
  Nora: but the game was over by 9.15.
• 27:51
  Nora: It was a quick game.
• 27:52
  Chris: I remember going to a Rockies game
• 27:54
  Chris: shortly after they started the team,
• 27:57
  Chris: so this was like '92 or '93, something like that.
• 28:00
  Nora: Did you go to Mile High?
• 28:01
  Chris: Yes.
• 28:02
  Chris: Cool.
• 28:02
  Chris: It was before Coors Field was built.
• 28:06
  Chris: And the-
• 28:07
  Chris: That was like before you were born, right?
• 28:09
  Chris: basically before Nora was born.
• 28:13
  Chris: And that game went into extra innings
• 28:16
  Chris: and we were there until like two o'clock in the morning.
• 28:18
  Chris: No. - It was absolutely,
• 28:20
  Chris: like as a kid I was like, sure,
• 28:23
  Chris: baseball, new game, whatever, cool.
• 28:25
  Chris: By the end of that game I was just like crying
• 28:27
  Chris: and wanted to go home.
• 28:29
  Chris: Yeah. - My parents went
• 28:29
  Nora: to the inaugural game for the Rockies
• 28:31
  Nora: and had season tickets for the first few years
• 28:34
  Nora: way before I was born, like five years before I was born.
• 28:36
  Chris: Wow, nice.
• 28:38
  Chris: Sports. Yeah, and we're actually gonna talk more about sports a little bit later after the word from our sponsors
• 28:49
  Nora: That's what you sounded like after a word from our sponsors actually it's time for around the net well
• 28:53
  Charles: Well, no, there's a way you're skipping things. I skipped something. This was gonna talk about obsession. I believe yes
• 28:59
  Chris: To follow up last week. I did see obsession and it is such a good time
• 29:05
  Chris: Charles, I think this is one that would work for you
• 29:10
  Chris: in terms of your scare ability.
• 29:12
  Chris: There's not a lot of jump scares
• 29:14
  Chris: or really crazy stuff in this one.
• 29:16
  Chris: It's more psychological.
• 29:20
  Chris: So the premise of this, for those who don't know,
• 29:23
  Chris: a guy has a crush on his best friend.
• 29:27
  Chris: He doesn't know if she's into him,
• 29:29
  Chris: but he gets this little wishing stick
• 29:31
  Chris: where he cracks it and make a wish,
• 29:33
  Chris: and it's the whole be careful what you wish for
• 29:38
  Chris: because you'll get it.
• 29:39
  Chris: And the way Hugh phrase the wish is very important.
• 29:45
  Chris: So not only does she fall in love with him,
• 29:47
  Chris: but to an absurd degree,
• 29:49
  Chris: to the point where it becomes dangerous for both of them.
• 29:53
  Chris: And it is really, really, really good.
• 29:55
  Chris: We talked about it last week.
• 29:56
  Chris: I won't like belabor it,
• 29:58
  Chris: but basically made for less than a million dollars,
• 30:00
  Chris: has made over $200 million at the box office.
• 30:03
  Chris: I saw an interview with the actress, Indy Navarretti,
• 30:08
  Chris: who plays the titular girl in the movie.
• 30:12
  Chris: She was talking about how she didn't work
• 30:14
  Chris: for over a year after this came out,
• 30:16
  Chris: and was like walking people's dogs
• 30:18
  Chris: and streaming on Twitch to like pay the bills.
• 30:21
  Chris: And now, with all of the attention this movie is getting,
• 30:25
  Chris: she has, you know, potentially a very big career
• 30:29
  Chris: on her hands, so.
• 30:30
  Chris: Very, very fun movie.
• 30:31
  Chris: Very, very cool to see a small indie movie
• 30:34
  Chris: like really, really make it.
• 30:36
  Nora: You have to wait for her breakout.
• 30:38
  Chris: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Nora: That's, yeah.
• 30:40
  Nora: I definitely, it's one of those,
• 30:42
  Nora: I heard it's more psychological
• 30:43
  Nora: and that's definitely my kind of horror movie for sure.
• 30:47
  Nora: So maybe we can, anytime we'll to go see that one.
• 30:50
  Charles: Hey, remember a couple of weeks ago
• 30:51
  Charles: where you said I'm gonna find times for us
• 30:53
  Charles: to go see movies and then you forgot?
• 30:55
  Nora: No, I did not forget.
• 30:56
  Nora: The one that we were looking at.
• 30:58
  Nora: Sounded like wrestling.
• 30:59
  Nora: The I Love Boosters is not playing anymore in theaters.
• 31:02
  Chris: Mandy with the heat over here.
• 31:04
  Nora: Why does it sound like you and wrestling?
• 31:07
  Nora: Well, that was another thing.
• 31:10
  Nora: No, this one, I think that 9/11 was an inside job.
• 31:15
  Nora: I did research I Love Boosters,
• 31:18
  Nora: which was the movie that we thought we were gonna go see,
• 31:21
  Nora: and it is not in theaters anymore.
• 31:24
  Nora: So we're gonna have to stream it to watch it.
• 31:26
  Nora: And that's why I didn't follow up,
• 31:27
  Nora: because it's not in theaters anymore and that's why.
• 31:30
  Charles: I bet we can find a show in.
• 31:33
  Nora: Down in like Westminster?
• 31:34
  Charles: Yeah, hell yeah, I'll go to Westminster.
• 31:36
  Nora: I don't wanna drive to Westminster,
• 31:37
  Nora: I just drove to Denver this week.
• 31:39
  Charles: Driving to Denver is great. - Driving to Denver is great.
• 31:40
  Nora: I had to drive to Denver.
• 31:42
  Nora: I had to drive an hour.
• 31:44
  Nora: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 31:46
  Charles: I don't like it either.
• 31:47
  Charles: It sucks.
• 31:48
  Charles: I have to drive to Denver for work
• 31:51
  Charles: and it is not fun.
• 31:54
  Nora: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 31:58
  Charles: That's a good one.
• 32:03
  Charles: Okay, okay, okay.
• 32:06
  Charles: I, like I said, have been feeling a little bit
• 32:10
  Charles: under the weather mentally this last week or so.
• 32:15
  Charles: And I wanted to bring back the classics for myself.
• 32:19
  Charles: I just needed a little bit of good classic Charles content
• 32:24
  Charles: to share with you guys, just to make myself feel better at least.
• 32:28
  Nora: Center yourself, you know.
• 32:29
  Charles: Exactly, exactly.
• 32:32
  Charles: So without further ado, our first one is our very good friend, the TypeShade guy.
• 32:39
  Video: Staring at the TypeShade before you open up the TypeShade window.
• 32:44
  Video: Let the sun illuminate the TypeShade.
• 32:47
  Video: Grin, it's on your dumb face.
• 32:49
  Video: Pour the potty in the distance.
• 32:51
  Video: ♪ So close you can almost shittin' it ♪
• 32:54
  Video: ♪ Release your inner type shit ♪
• 33:00
  Nora: He released his inner type shit.
• 33:02
  Nora: He did, release your inner type shit.
• 33:04
  Chris: I like that as soon as he got to the chorus,
• 33:06
  Chris: he's like, nah, I'm good.
• 33:09
  Nora: Wait. - Him standing there
• 33:10
  Nora: singing with his black cap and all black,
• 33:12
  Nora: him standing there reminds me of you being sad
• 33:15
  Nora: but also trying to do your type shit.
• 33:16
  Charles: Yeah, yeah, okay, real quick.
• 33:20
  Charles: Did I hear somebody in the back laugh?
• 33:22
  Mandy: Not me.
• 33:23
  Charles: At Type Shit Guy? - Not it, not it.
• 33:25
  Charles: Was that Christopher?
• 33:26
  Charles: It was, it was the actor.
• 33:27
  Charles: Christopher Martin Short Landphear.
• 33:30
  Charles: You laughed at Type Shit Guy?
• 33:32
  Charles: Type Shit?
• 33:34
  Charles: Well that means we have to do an encore.
• 33:35
  Chris: I don't recall, I, yeah I don't,
• 33:38
  Chris: I'm acting like I'm in a deposition, I don't recall.
• 33:40
  Charles: We now have to do an encore of Type Shit Guy
• 33:43
  Charles: with the second video.
• 33:47
  Video: T-Y-P-E-S-H-I-T
• 33:53
  Video: Bitch
• 33:54
  Video: T-Y-P-E-S-H-I-T
• 34:00
  Video: I'm on some tight shit
• 34:03
  Video: In my garage
• 34:07
  Charles: The garage part was kind of funny
• 34:09
  Charles: Chris, I'm going to fix my microphone
• 34:14
  Nora: T-Y-B-E-S-H-I-T.
• 34:18
  Nora: Mandy, what are your thoughts on tight chick guy?
• 34:21
  Nora: Bitch!
• 34:22
  Nora: (laughing)
• 34:23
  Nora: No thank you.
• 34:24
  Nora: (laughing)
• 34:26
  Nora: Cash, Relame Cash, you don't like Relame Cash?
• 34:29
  Charles: Okay, okay.
• 34:30
  Charles: We love Relame Cash.
• 34:31
  Charles: Okay, my mic's good now.
• 34:32
  Charles: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Charles: Yeah, I think.
• 34:33
  Charles: If you stop touching it, maybe.
• 34:35
  Charles: Hold on, yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
• 34:37
  Charles: So, okay, I did mix it up a little bit
• 34:40
  Charles: with a video that you'll like, I promise.
• 34:45
  Mandy: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
• 34:46
  Charles: I don't believe you.
• 34:48
  Charles: This is dog humor.
• 34:51
  Video: I'll like it.
• 34:52
  Video: This is dog humor.
• 34:53
  Video: Okay.
• 34:54
  Video: Watch your bitch.
• 34:54
  Video: The bitch gets restless, calm the bitch down.
• 34:57
  Video: Sometimes a bitch will come earlier,
• 34:59
  Video: sometimes a few days later.
• 35:00
  Video: So a fat bitch doesn't have good muscle contraction.
• 35:03
  Video: By now you should know your bitch is pregnant.
• 35:05
  Video: The bitch should be examined to make sure
• 35:07
  Video: that all the nipples are okay.
• 35:10
  Video: What helps aid the bitch?
• 35:12
  Video: Scissoring and milk the bitch.
• 35:14
  Video: Determine what is normal for your bitch.
• 35:16
  Video: You should exercise the bitch.
• 35:18
  Video: And these bitches often will need help.
• 35:20
  Video: I do put my bitches on raspberry tea.
• 35:23
  Video: Because the bitch is just very, very nervous.
• 35:25
  Video: A little bit of whiskey even sometimes helps.
• 35:28
  Video: Why is it important that a bitch not be overweight?
• 35:32
  Video: Overweight bitches.
• 35:33
  Video: Don't be a little bitch.
• 35:35
  Video: These bitches.
• 35:36
  Mandy: Oh no, I hate myself for laughing at this.
• 35:41
  Mandy: Damn!
• 35:42
  Mandy: I hate it, I hate myself.
• 35:44
  Chris: That was legitimately great.
• 35:47
  Chris: That's a lot of bitches.
• 35:48
  Charles: I have been sitting on that one for a while.
• 35:50
  Charles: That's a good one.
• 35:52
  Charles: And I was like, I think this is the week
• 35:54
  Charles: where I bring the powerhouse.
• 35:56
  Chris: Yep.
• 35:56
  Chris: Charles, you're holding out on it.
• 35:58
  Charles: No, I'm trying to spread it out a little bit further.
• 36:01
  Charles: Yeah.
• 36:02
  Charles: Okay, so I did now that we have the ones that you'll like yeah, it's one for you one for us
• 36:09
  Charles: Oh, is that the way it goes?
• 36:11
  Charles: This is a new weird guy that I have found
• 36:15
  Charles: Okay, him and his best friend. You'll know which one's the weird one pretty pretty quickly
• 36:21
  Charles: they run a
• 36:23
  Charles: Nursing home.
• 36:25
  Video: home isn't the paperwork and it isn't the packing it's that
• 36:30
  Video: moment when you have to walk out the door and leave your parent in a new environment.
• 36:35
  Video: Before Royal Destiny we were foster parents. We know exactly how it feels when someone moves to a new place.
• 36:41
  Video: We know how scary and how less safe it is. And that is exactly why we do our parenting with a focus on comfort.
• 36:49
  Video: We promised ourselves a moving day here would always feel like a warm, personal, outcome.
• 36:54
  Nora: He's wearing a shirt!
• 36:58
  Video: Do you think- uuuuh
• 37:02
  Video: That's one of those units
• 37:04
  Nora: He's wearing a unit
• 37:08
  Video: This kind of unit
• 37:10
  Video: This kind of unit
• 37:12
  Video: Yeah, the hair in the middle
• 37:13
  Video: Yeah, he's wearing- oh my gosh
• 37:20
  Video: That's a new thing!
• 37:22
  Video: into your loved ones world.
• 37:25
  Video: When there is a moment of confusion,
• 37:26
  Video: or a tough afternoon,
• 37:28
  Video: we meet them right where they are.
• 37:30
  Video: With patience, validation,
• 37:32
  Nora: and a positive.
• 37:34
  Nora: That's a toupee baby, that's a toupee!
• 37:38
  Charles: That's a unit!
• 37:39
  Charles: I have a theory.
• 37:40
  Charles: This guy only got into
• 37:43
  Charles: like nursing homes
• 37:44
  Charles: after a rat crawled into his hair
• 37:46
  Charles: and started pulling on him.
• 37:48
  Nora: That's a toupee baby, that's a unit!
• 37:51
  Nora: Holy shit. - Ben's wrecking a unit on his dog.
• 37:54
  Charles: I love them so much.
• 37:56
  Charles: I found them and I was like, is this a Trixie Mattel skit?
• 37:58
  Charles: No! - No, these are real human beings.
• 38:01
  Nora: I've seen a couple of their ads and it is,
• 38:03
  Nora: he does not look better in scrubs, I can tell you that.
• 38:06
  Charles: I've got one in scrubs, let's play the clip.
• 38:10
  Video: And they always feel seen.
• 38:12
  Video: We feel royal destiny. - Next one.
• 38:14
  Video: We save something.
• 38:16
  Video: (laughing)
• 38:17
  Video: It doesn't fit in him!
• 38:19
  Video: He doesn't fit in!
• 38:21
  Nora: He's wearing like three sizes too small!
• 38:24
  Nora: He doesn't look more official in scrubs.
• 38:26
  Charles: I can tell you that.
• 38:28
  Charles: I think, you know what?
• 38:30
  Charles: I mean...
• 38:31
  Charles: Plugs? Not just that.
• 38:33
  Video: I think he takes steroids.
• 38:36
  Video: And he's got turkey teeth.
• 38:38
  Video: We are creating a safe, beautiful home
• 38:40
  Video: for people living with Alzheimer's
• 38:42
  Video: and dementia.
• 38:43
  Nora: These two are cousins.
• 38:44
  Video: I think they're partners.
• 38:47
  Video: They're dating, I think they're together.
• 38:49
  Video: Oh my God, that facial hair.
• 38:51
  Video: Living services will focus entirely
• 38:53
  Video: He's got turkey teeth.
• 38:54
  Video: On dignity and independence.
• 38:56
  Video: He's had a facelift, he gets a lot of Botox on his brows.
• 39:00
  Video: Hell yeah.
• 39:01
  Mandy: But babes, there's no shame in like going up a size.
• 39:04
  Video: Right.
• 39:06
  Mandy: He doesn't look more official in the scrubs, no.
• 39:09
  Video: Open kitchen, dining and living rooms.
• 39:10
  Mandy: Like it just looks uncomfortable, Mike.
• 39:12
  Mandy: Bless your heart, let's get you into clothes that fit.
• 39:15
  Video: strictly kept in our home at just 10 residents.
• 39:18
  Video: It will guarantee a one to three caregiver ratio.
• 39:22
  Video: This is in Arizona.
• 39:24
  Mandy: Florida?
• 39:25
  Charles: It feels Florida, I'm not sure.
• 39:27
  Mandy: Is he wearing children's sizes?
• 39:30
  Charles: (laughing)
• 39:32
  Mandy: But it makes his arms look really big.
• 39:34
  Mandy: I mean, sure.
• 39:37
  Mandy: You know what else would?
• 39:38
  Mandy: Using those tiny little plastic hands.
• 39:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 39:41
  Video: Right here in the home that they know.
• 39:44
  Video: with caregivers they already trust,
• 39:46
  Video: all under the guidance of our DNP clinical-
• 39:49
  Charles: Okay, I'm gonna pause it,
• 39:51
  Video: and I think we're done with the video.
• 39:52
  Charles: We also want to give you a total peace of mind.
• 39:54
  Charles: Did you guys catch what their business model is?
• 39:57
  Charles: No. - No.
• 39:58
  Charles: No, you guys didn't catch this at all?
• 40:00
  Nora: Uh-uh. - Come back to me.
• 40:01
  Charles: I wanna look you guys square in the eye.
• 40:03
  Nora: Yeah, what are they-
• 40:04
  Charles: They are inviting 10 people into their home.
• 40:09
  Charles: That's their senior care facility is their own house,
• 40:13
  Charles: And they are capping it at 10 people who can live with them
• 40:16
  Charles: and that they will take care of inside of their house.
• 40:20
  Nora: And they'll have one other person helping them.
• 40:22
  Nora: No.
• 40:24
  Nora: That's weird.
• 40:26
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 40:27
  Mandy: I don't like any of my family members enough
• 40:29
  Mandy: to send them to there.
• 40:31
  Nora: (laughing)
• 40:35
  Charles: That is a...
• 40:37
  Charles: Like you like them too much or?
• 40:39
  Mandy: No, no, they don't even deserve that.
• 40:42
  Mandy: Oh shit.
• 40:43
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 40:44
  Nora: Okay, all right.
• 40:45
  Nora: You don't want the gunkles to take care of?
• 40:48
  Nora: No, that's too nice for them.
• 40:49
  Chris: Wait, I wanna hear about their pricing.
• 40:52
  Nora: (laughing)
• 40:52
  Video: We wait for our beautiful bright rooms.
• 40:55
  Video: There will be no care level surcharges
• 40:58
  Video: and no hidden fees for incontinence.
• 41:00
  Video: (laughing)
• 41:00
  Video: It covers everything from diet session meals.
• 41:03
  Video: You know, we've all been there folks.
• 41:04
  Video: Memory programming, music and physical therapy.
• 41:08
  Video: I just would hope that there's no charges
• 41:10
  Mandy: for incontinence? My God, where would my grandma be?
• 41:13
  Video: Gracefully ensuring our residents...
• 41:15
  Mandy: Like, I need the legality of this.
• 41:17
  Mandy: Like...
• 41:18
  Video: Specialized support right here at home.
• 41:22
  Mandy: How is it licensed?
• 41:23
  Mandy: What matters most to your family
• 41:26
  Video: as you look for future care?
• 41:27
  Video: Let us know in the comments below.
• 41:30
  Mandy: 'Cause usually there are like housing laws, right?
• 41:32
  Mandy: According to how many people who are unrelated
• 41:34
  Mandy: can live in one house.
• 41:35
  Charles: -...to a private visit to see if our access...
• 41:37
  Charles: Okay, we can pause it at this point
• 41:39
  Charles: and call it, holy shit, holy shit.
• 41:44
  Charles: I am so glad that you find these people
• 41:47
  Charles: as interesting as I do.
• 41:48
  Nora: I just kinda wanna know how they got to this point.
• 41:51
  Nora: Like why did they decide to open this house?
• 41:54
  Charles: You know what, Chris?
• 41:56
  Charles: This is their loud speaker.
• 41:59
  Charles: (laughing)
• 42:01
  Nora: Maybe Charles, one day.
• 42:02
  Charles: I respect that.
• 42:04
  Charles: I respect the hustle.
• 42:05
  Charles: You know, you find yourself working
• 42:07
  Charles: at a senior care facility yourself and you realize,
• 42:10
  Charles: "Hey, you know what?
• 42:12
  Charles: They don't have the six stations that they should have."
• 42:18
  Charles: Right. - "They should have."
• 42:19
  Charles: True. - And that's the-
• 42:22
  Charles: we've all been there. - Exactly.
• 42:23
  Charles: Chris and I have been there. - Yeah, exactly.
• 42:25
  Nora: Mandy, maybe one day in 20 years,
• 42:28
  Nora: we'll look at each other and be like,
• 42:29
  Nora: "Dang, we really should open a senior living house."
• 42:33
  Mandy: I'm already preparing by buying all my clothes
• 42:36
  Mandy: in three sizes too small.
• 42:38
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 42:41
  Chris: Mandy plans ahead.
• 42:42
  Mandy: Yeah, I'm stocking up on my roids.
• 42:45
  Mandy: Love it.
• 42:45
  Charles: Okay, and then before we get to this next one of mine,
• 42:50
  Charles: I don't understand your guys' hate for this guy.
• 42:55
  Charles: It should be clear, Charles.
• 42:56
  Nora: Don't get it.
• 42:57
  Charles: I don't understand.
• 42:59
  Charles: I don't, I don't.
• 43:01
  Nora: The fact that he's Australian
• 43:02
  Nora: makes him like very endearing to me.
• 43:04
  Charles: Right.
• 43:05
  Nora: So we're giving passes based on like
• 43:07
  Nora: where somebody is like from?
• 43:08
  Nora: Yeah.
• 43:09
  Nora: I don't know, the fact that he puts on a New York accent
• 43:11
  Nora: is silly and endearing to me.
• 43:13
  Chris: Australia was formed as a nation of criminals.
• 43:16
  Chris: Criminals.
• 43:16
  Chris: That's where you wanna start from?
• 43:18
  Mandy: Penal colony.
• 43:21
  Mandy: And you're blaming the children of these criminals
• 43:23
  Charles: for their parents' sins, how dare you?
• 43:26
  Mandy: What are you doing?
• 43:28
  Mandy: Penal colony.
• 43:31
  Charles: Dare.
• 43:32
  Charles: I was waiting for it to come back to me
• 43:35
  Charles: I do it.
• 43:37
  Charles: So this is the catchphrase guy.
• 43:39
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:41
  Charles: Yeah, hold on, we'll play it.
• 43:42
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 43:44
  Charles: (laughing)
• 43:45
  Nora: That's not the catchphrase guy.
• 43:47
  Video: I'm the guy that makes those popular catchphrases.
• 43:50
  Video: Here's some catchphrases you can use on the daily.
• 43:52
  Video: In IRL, mind my squirrels.
• 43:55
  Video: This decision is pigeons.
• 43:58
  Video: I'm fresh out of fruit, sweet tooth.
• 44:00
  Video: Face it, you're bicep.
• 44:03
  Chris: It's just fucking nonsense words.
• 44:05
  Mandy: You made it! - So, Lin in the comments
• 44:09
  Mandy: says that Catrix guy sounds like he's having a stroke
• 44:12
  Mandy: and doing word salad, yes.
• 44:15
  Chris: Yeah, stroke combined with Tourette's, rest in peace.
• 44:18
  Video: Yeah. - That's your tragic magic.
• 44:20
  Video: Sounds like a budget trumpet.
• 44:22
  Charles: (laughing)
• 44:23
  Charles: What the fuck does that mean?
• 44:24
  Charles: Okay, should we play this out?
• 44:26
  Video: What is a budget trumpet? - Watch the Rush paint brush.
• 44:29
  Video: You know what they say, an IRL log, each analog.
• 44:33
  Video: Everything I do is wrong.
• 44:35
  Video: That's a good looking Putin.
• 44:37
  Video: It's a twerking circus.
• 44:39
  Video: Don't text me with your toaster.
• 44:42
  Video: I like a
• 44:44
  Video: What?
• 44:46
  Charles: I'm sorry.
• 44:48
  Video: I get the "don't text me with your toaster" one.
• 44:50
  Chris: Use these catchphrases as much as you like in IIRL.
• 44:53
  Chris: I will use them as much as I like, and that amount is zero.
• 44:57
  Chris: [laughter]
• 44:58
  Video: Which stands for "in IRL."
• 45:00
  Video: and it's okay, 'cause I'm just a regular guy.
• 45:10
  Mandy: Keep doing it.
• 45:11
  Mandy: What the hell is that?
• 45:13
  Mandy: I don't understand any of it.
• 45:20
  Charles: 'Cause we're just a regular guy.
• 45:22
  Mandy: 'Cause I'm just a regular guy.
• 45:23
  Mandy: I'm not saying I want something awful to happen to him,
• 45:26
  Mandy: but like.
• 45:27
  Charles: Don't text me from your toaster.
• 45:29
  Charles: I'm the dumbest guy in the world.
• 45:31
  Charles: This guy is brilliant.
• 45:32
  Charles: Don't text me from your toaster.
• 45:34
  Charles: We live in a world that is IOT.
• 45:37
  Charles: Are you guys familiar with the concept of IOT?
• 45:39
  Nora: Internet of Things.
• 45:40
  Charles: The Internet of Things.
• 45:42
  Charles: Everything has Bluetooth, everything has Wi-Fi,
• 45:46
  Charles: and even now your toaster.
• 45:49
  Charles: So don't you go be texting me from your toaster.
• 45:52
  Nora: Yeah.
• 45:53
  Nora: You get it?
• 45:53
  Nora: You heard.
• 45:54
  Nora: You get it?
• 45:54
  Nora: 'Cause I'm just a regular guy.
• 45:58
  Mandy: Look, I love that you two have something
• 46:00
  Mandy: that you enjoy so much.
• 46:01
  Mandy: I do love that for you.
• 46:03
  Mandy: Please don't make me watch.
• 46:06
  Mandy: It feels gross.
• 46:07
  Mandy: Okay.
• 46:08
  Nora: I think that 9/11 was an inside job.
• 46:11
  Nora: And I do have something quite interesting
• 46:14
  Nora: that I think you will also like besides-
• 46:16
  Nora: That comment.
• 46:16
  Nora: Shut up, Charles.
• 46:18
  Nora: Exactly.
• 46:19
  Nora: I found this on Instagram Reels
• 46:22
  Nora: and it is called Nordic Walking.
• 46:24
  Nora: And I just need-
• 46:26
  Charles: Okay, before, can I guess?
• 46:29
  Nora: What do you think?
• 46:30
  Charles: What the walking is?
• 46:31
  Nora: What is it?
• 46:32
  Charles: Is it a dance?
• 46:33
  Nora: Not really.
• 46:34
  Charles: Not really a dance.
• 46:35
  Charles: It's just them walking. - Shut up, Charles.
• 46:36
  Nora: Yeah, let's watch it.
• 46:43
  Charles: Oh, this is it, yes.
• 46:45
  Charles: (bell dings)
• 46:51
  Mandy: Oh, come on, find the beat, ladies.
• 46:52
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 46:53
  Charles: Hold on.
• 47:00
  Nora: Okay, but they, watch these corners that they're gonna do.
• 47:10
  Nora: Okay, but the music's back.
• 47:11
  Nora: One of them walks ahead and the other one walks back.
• 47:16
  Nora: It's getting outrageous.
• 47:19
  Nora: Okay, ready?
• 47:20
  Nora: Oh, look at that corner turn.
• 47:34
  Charles: There was multiple people in cheerleading outfits for this fuck-ass walking
• 47:41
  Mandy: You're not even doing it on the beat. No, they aren't. Oh, here's the dance
• 47:47
  Charles: Can we can we just I have got something to say I'm gonna wait until we're done
• 47:55
  Charles: I will let this play out. I feel like this is
• 47:56
  Video: Okay, we're gonna go see the cheerleaders again.
• 47:58
  Nora: Oh, those ladies are excited.
• 48:02
  Nora: Why are you doing cheerleaders?
• 48:04
  Nora: I think those are other contestants.
• 48:07
  Charles: I don't know.
• 48:08
  Nora: Are they cheerleaders for Nordic Walking?
• 48:11
  Nora: Ooh, they turned the corner to...
• 48:13
  Nora: Yep.
• 48:16
  Mandy: This is just...
• 48:17
  Mandy: Were they like, "We don't have enough talent to dance or rhythm"?
• 48:21
  Nora: I watched this for far too long the first time.
• 48:26
  Nora: And I don't know if they're actually good at it.
• 48:29
  Mandy: Yeah, I don't think they are.
• 48:32
  Nora: Is synchronicity the point?
• 48:34
  Nora: Right, I think it probably is in this part.
• 48:37
  Nora: This is not good.
• 48:39
  Mandy: Oh God, get it together.
• 48:41
  Mandy: Oh no.
• 48:44
  Nora: That part was not good.
• 48:45
  Mandy: That was bad.
• 48:47
  Mandy: But the first part.
• 48:47
  Mandy: (horses whinny)
• 48:52
  Mandy: You know, I'm sorry you're so white.
• 48:55
  Mandy: So that's Mordek walking.
• 48:57
  Mandy: (horses whinny)
• 48:59
  Nora: So intense, whoa!
• 49:01
  Nora: They did so good!
• 49:02
  Nora: Oh my God!
• 49:04
  Nora: It's like dressage for humans.
• 49:06
  Mandy: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:07
  Mandy: (horses whinny)
• 49:07
  Mandy: Except I think the horses have a little more rhythm
• 49:10
  Mandy: to them and a little more understanding of musicality.
• 49:15
  Nora: Yeah, fancier footwork.
• 49:16
  Mandy: Yeah, I like that video.
• 49:19
  Charles: This is white culture.
• 49:21
  Mandy: It is, it is.
• 49:22
  Charles: This is, like when we look at, be like,
• 49:24
  Charles: oh yeah, this is what, you know, white people have.
• 49:29
  Mandy: It's Morris dancing for the Nordic people.
• 49:32
  Mandy: Have you watched Morris dancing?
• 49:33
  Mandy: That's fascinating.
• 49:34
  Nora: Yeah, it is.
• 49:36
  Nora: I'll bring a video in next week
• 49:38
  Nora: 'cause I don't think you know what Morris dancing is.
• 49:41
  Charles: No, I don't.
• 49:41
  Nora: Okay. - Yeah.
• 49:43
  Nora: So we'll bring some more videos in
• 49:44
  Nora: 'cause that one, you have to have videos to explain it.
• 49:48
  Nora: Otherwise, it just sounds like nonsense.
• 49:50
  Nora: Even with videos explaining it, it does seem like nonsense.
• 49:54
  Charles: We should also learn some of the weird dances
• 49:57
  Charles: that they've got too.
• 49:58
  Charles: Like the Nordic dances. - I'm okay with that.
• 49:59
  Charles: Like Håkon, have you seen Håkon?
• 50:01
  Charles: Just like kicking dances.
• 50:02
  Nora: I could learn that.
• 50:03
  Charles: Yeah. - I'm down.
• 50:04
  Nora: Okay, I have two more videos.
• 50:06
  Nora: First, I have some advice for anybody who's traveling
• 50:09
  Nora: and might find themselves in a certain situation.
• 50:11
  Nora: We're just gonna play this one next.
• 50:15
  Charles: I would suggest hitting the splits here, but you don't have to get it perfectly just a
• 50:19
  Charles: little bit here.
• 50:20
  Charles: Oh boy.
• 50:20
  Charles: And it gets it down to the knee.
• 50:22
  Charles: And this is where you use the red cup that's in your sleeve.
• 50:24
  Charles: You're going to utilize it.
• 50:25
  Chris: You're going to grab it out and then using the folks we've all been there.
• 50:29
  Chris: Haven't we?
• 50:31
  Video: You're going to hit it off your leg.
• 50:37
  Nora: I like an absurdist bit.
• 50:39
  Charles: That is the most Nora shit I've seen in a while.
• 50:43
  Mandy: Nora, I will take your absurdist crap over that catchphrase guy 100 times over.
• 50:48
  Mandy: I like absurdist shit.
• 50:50
  Nora: Any day.
• 50:50
  Nora: Yep.
• 50:51
  Nora: Alright, now we have one more and this is referencing last week.
• 50:54
  Nora: I'm like the vet.
• 50:56
  Nora: Yeah, but this is, we talked about this last week.
• 50:58
  Mandy: Look, we all know you're gonna win the marble league, so just, you know, get over it.
• 51:02
  Mandy: You're gonna have something to gloat over in two seconds.
• 51:05
  Charles: We don't even know.
• 51:06
  Charles: It's a- Oh, we know.
• 51:08
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 51:12
  Video: Thank you, me.
• 51:12
  Video: Bread cutting morning, everybody.
• 51:14
  Video: And welcome to the one and only episode
• 51:17
  Video: of the German Bread Cutter.
• 51:20
  Mandy: I don't watch it, but I do.
• 51:21
  Video: Exactly.
• 51:21
  Video: The slice you will see today is going to be terrible.
• 51:24
  Video: So you can skip the video now.
• 51:27
  Mandy: Oh, bless his heart.
• 51:28
  Video: But I have to show you,
• 51:30
  Video: because I'm not a bad slice hider.
• 51:34
  Video: The knife was in a very wrong position
• 51:37
  Video: and I don't know why I didn't see it.
• 51:41
  Video: Oh no.
• 51:42
  Mandy: Should we have a competition on bread slicing in here?
• 51:46
  Chris: You have to be strong today.
• 51:47
  Mandy: I kind of like that.
• 51:48
  Chris: We have 11, nine.
• 51:49
  Chris: I don't hate that idea.
• 51:50
  Chris: Oh no.
• 51:51
  Chris: Look how deep eight.
• 51:52
  Charles: Oh.
• 51:53
  Charles: Oh.
• 51:54
  Charles: Oh no.
• 51:55
  Video: Nine versus 13.
• 51:57
  Charles: Oh.
• 51:58
  Charles: Oh.
• 51:59
  Mandy: I think.
• 52:00
  Video: Such a great season.
• 52:03
  Video: And such a slow ending.
• 52:05
  Mandy: I love the charts, the little graphs.
• 52:08
  Mandy: (laughs)
• 52:08
  Charles: I'm sorry.
• 52:09
  Charles: He is apologizing.
• 52:12
  Charles: I have failed you. I have disgraced everyone. I have failed my German family. I'm really
• 52:19
  Nora: glad you guys liked the German bread cutter last week. Well it was so close. And he's
• 52:27
  Nora: getting really a lot better. He had a really good one after this where he was back within
• 52:32
  Nora: his.71 max deviation of the total and he did really well starting out his next bread.
• 52:41
  Nora: So he's back on point, but that one was a little brutal,
• 52:45
  Nora: so I thought I would share.
• 52:47
  Nora: Not every German bread cutter has a good bread cutting day,
• 52:50
  Nora: so it's okay.
• 52:51
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 52:52
  Nora: Exactly.
• 52:53
  Charles: So, Mandy, to answer your question,
• 52:55
  Charles: I would fail immediately.
• 52:57
  Charles: My bread slices are so fuck ass.
• 53:01
  Charles: It's like, I cut like, so like diagonally,
• 53:05
  Charles: and then it cuts back in, and it's all over the place.
• 53:07
  Mandy: Mine's stirred out really, really well,
• 53:10
  Mandy: and then it gets right to the end and my ADHD kicks in
• 53:12
  Mandy: and I can't focus enough and it just goes warrn.
• 53:14
  Chris: Yeah, for whatever reason,
• 53:16
  Chris: like slicing bread is difficult.
• 53:18
  Chris: Slicing bagels is practically impossible.
• 53:22
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 53:23
  Chris: Like I've never like felt so inadequate as a human being
• 53:27
  Chris: when I believe I'm starting to slice down
• 53:30
  Chris: in like a total 90 degree angle
• 53:32
  Chris: and all of a sudden it's like this somehow.
• 53:34
  Chris: It's terrible.
• 53:35
  Charles: I'm so sorry for your loss.
• 53:36
  Charles: Maybe you should practice cutting bread.
• 53:37
  Charles: Tell us more about how you feel inadequate.
• 53:39
  Charles: Practice cutting bread.
• 53:41
  Charles: Bitch.
• 53:42
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:43
  Charles: I may be gay, but I'm not gay AI, at least not yet.
• 53:48
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:50
  Charles: Boring.
• 53:52
  Charles: All right, so Chris, I've got some music
• 53:54
  Charles: playing on my computer.
• 53:55
  Chris: Well actually, we've got a,
• 53:57
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• 53:59
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• 54:01
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• 54:03
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• 54:06
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• 54:07
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• 54:59
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• 55:07
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• 55:10
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• 55:12
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• 55:16
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• 55:19
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• 55:21
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• 55:23
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• 55:25
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• 55:27
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• 55:30
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• 55:33
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• 55:36
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• 55:39
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• 55:43
  Nora: That is really cool.
• 55:45
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 55:46
  Nora: I also wanted to note,
• 55:47
  Nora: I've been listening to Loudspeaker One
• 55:49
  Nora: over the last week, and holy cow,
• 55:51
  Nora: I have been screenshotting all the music
• 55:54
  Nora: that I wanna listen to. - On the app?
• 55:55
  Nora: Yeah, on the app.
• 55:56
  Nora: Yeah, on the app that you now know that, yeah.
• 55:58
  Nora: Yeah, on the app that I downloaded
• 55:59
  Nora: that I didn't know about until two weeks ago.
• 56:02
  Nora: But it's great, I highly recommend it.
• 56:04
  Nora: Really good indie music, really good variety of music
• 56:08
  Nora: that doesn't get too, don't get tired of it.
• 56:11
  Nora: So, been really enjoying that.
• 56:12
  Chris: Yeah, folks, download the Loudspeaker Radio app.
• 56:15
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• 56:17
  Chris: we are also, we have six different streaming radio stations
• 56:21
  Chris: all playing commercial-free music and talk shows
• 56:24
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• 56:26
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• 56:32
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• 56:49
  Mandy: The poor actor is furiously type a type of typing back here
• 56:54
  Chris: Well, that's right. Yeah, I can see why that would work. So
• 56:58
  Chris: Yeah, folks sometimes things break and sometimes they happen in the middle of a live show
• 57:04
  Charles: Stop me if you've heard this story before moments before we went live the the website went down
• 57:09
  Charles: Yeah
• 57:10
  Chris: But we are still here
• 57:11
  Chris: the radio stations are going if you happen to listen through things like tune in and other apps you can still hear the stations and
• 57:18
  Chris: we're here on YouTube and
• 57:21
  Chris: Everything else will be burned up as soon as we're off the air here on YouTube. We're here. We're queer. We're ready to party
• 57:29
  Chris: Yeah, yes
• 57:32
  Nora: We're ready to watch marble minute, let's get the update. Oh, let's do it. Yeah, this is this is the finale of the mom
• 57:38
  Mandy: Oh, don't even don't even wait
• 57:41
  Chris: Before we roll before we roll the tape. Let's let's take a poll now
• 57:46
  Chris: We know that sadly Nora's chocolatiers are probably not
• 57:50
  Nora: It's not going to win.
• 57:51
  Nora: It will not win, there's no like-
• 57:52
  Chris: There's no way they can podium at all.
• 57:55
  Nora: There's no possibility that they-
• 57:56
  Nora: There's no possibility of podium.
• 57:56
  Chris: We are ranked 16th.
• 57:58
  Chris: But let's take a poll.
• 58:00
  Chris: Who do we think is going to win for all the marbles?
• 58:03
  Mandy: Look, white men always end up winning in the end.
• 58:07
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 58:10
  Nora: I do suspect the Indigo Stars did win,
• 58:13
  Nora: but I have no idea.
• 58:15
  Mandy: We all know it's the Indigo Stars.
• 58:17
  Mandy: I'm repping wearing my pinky-
• 58:19
  Charles: I do want to put this out in the world.
• 58:23
  Charles: I know the answer.
• 58:25
  Charles: I know the answer because it was spoiled for me on TikTok
• 58:28
  Charles: without me even like knowing what it was
• 58:31
  Nora: until it was too late.
• 58:32
  Nora: Yeah, goddamn TikTok algorithms are too good.
• 58:35
  Charles: I've watched half of Obsession just on TikTok.
• 58:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 58:41
  Chris: Well folks, it's time to figure out
• 58:43
  Chris: who takes all the marbles.
• 58:46
  Nora: Or cake.
• 58:49
  Nora: (beep)
• 58:50
  Chris: So to catch everyone up, Charles has the Indigo Stars.
• 58:53
  Chris: I've picked Crazy Cat's Eyes.
• 58:55
  Chris: Mandy is repping the Pinkies.
• 58:57
  Chris: And Nora has the Chocolatiers.
• 58:59
  Video: We decided these at the very beginning of the Marble League
• 59:04
  Video: and we have followed all 16 events.
• 59:06
  Video: These are the last two events for the year.
• 59:10
  Chris: The first event is Sumo.
• 59:13
  Video: Against Chocolatiers, we know who's winning.
• 59:15
  Video: to begin the bash-o.
• 59:18
  Video: Down they come. - Ooh, that's amazing.
• 59:20
  Video: Nearly clean through go the Chocolatiers.
• 59:23
  Video: Indigo Stars ease their three off to the top side.
• 59:27
  Video: 5-6-2, 4-9-5. - Whoo!
• 59:29
  Video: The difference between those two teams.
• 59:31
  Charles: I'm so sorry about the Chocolatiers.
• 59:33
  Video: We just got smoked.
• 59:35
  Video: -...difference with how this goes.
• 59:36
  Video: Here is the home team, the Pinkies.
• 59:37
  Video: Yes, Pinkies!
• 59:39
  Video: Yes, Pinkies! - Nice.
• 59:41
  Video: -...because we're going in championship order
• 59:43
  Video: for the seedings tonight.
• 59:44
  Video: but a 169 by the Savage Speeders that is really quick
• 59:49
  Nora: Wow they were all fast eh?
• 59:50
  Video: Expert positioning by the Pinkies
• 59:51
  Nora: 527
• 59:52
  Nora: Not as bad as the Savage Speeders for this game
• 59:54
  Video: Bumblebees crazy cat's eyes
• 59:56
  Video: a hard glancing blow sends several marbles
• 1:00:00
  Video: Whoa!
• 1:00:01
  Video: Whoa!
• 1:00:02
  Video: Wow Bumblebees had a lot of fun for a while there, dang
• 1:00:05
  Video: Safe ways to fall down and head over to the sidelines
• 1:00:08
  Chris: Typically the team that I go with is the Minty Maniacs
• 1:00:13
  Chris: but they did not qualify for a marble weakness.
• 1:00:15
  Video: Oh no.
• 1:00:17
  Video: Run Oceanics!
• 1:00:18
  Video: And the Oceanics-
• 1:00:19
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:00:21
  Video: And it's gonna be close on that dash to the top side.
• 1:00:23
  Video: Gosh darn it.
• 1:00:24
  Video: That was a close one, damn.
• 1:00:26
  Video: But it's the leading Indigo Stars,
• 1:00:28
  Video: the one seed, the championship-
• 1:00:30
  Video: (blowing raspberries)
• 1:00:31
  Video: Get the win over the Oceanics.
• 1:00:35
  Video: Black Jacks trying to upset the home team.
• 1:00:38
  Mandy: No, no, no.
• 1:00:38
  Nora: Will they?
• 1:00:39
  Mandy: No, no, no.
• 1:00:40
  Video: No.
• 1:00:41
  Video: Kinkies.
• 1:00:42
  Nora: Nice pinkies.
• 1:00:44
  Video: Yes!
• 1:00:45
  Nora: Look, I'm the least competitive person and I'm so into this.
• 1:00:48
  Video: The Black Jacks in the opening heat may have come back to bite them.
• 1:00:52
  Video: Teams in sixth and seventh there.
• 1:00:55
  Nora: Kiss cam!
• 1:00:55
  Nora: Oh my god, that's so cute!
• 1:00:57
  Nora: Oh my god, they're kissing!
• 1:00:58
  Nora: Oh my god, that's the cutest thing ever!
• 1:01:00
  Nora: Oh my god, do you see that?
• 1:01:01
  Nora: They're kissing!
• 1:01:03
  Nora: Oh my god, look, they're kissing!
• 1:01:06
  Nora: Oh, so cute!
• 1:01:08
  Video: Ready for the first semifinal.
• 1:01:09
  Video: Oh!
• 1:01:11
  Mandy: Come on, come on, pinkies, pinkies, pinkies, pinkies!
• 1:01:12
  Mandy: -Pinkies, pinkies, pinkies, pinkies, pinkies! -Oh, yeah, pinkies!
• 1:01:15
  Mandy: -Suck it, Charles!
• 1:01:18
  Charles: [laughter]
• 1:01:19
  Video: -Guaranteed a medal.
• 1:01:20
  Video: -Semifinals!
• 1:01:21
  Video: -No worse than silver. -Come on, come on, come on, come on!
• 1:01:24
  Video: -Ready for the bronze.
• 1:01:26
  Video: -Green Ducks competing for the bronze.
• 1:01:28
  Nora: -It's amazing that the Green Ducks made it that far.
• 1:01:30
  Charles: -Oh, my God.
• 1:01:32
  Nora: -Especially since they're 15.
• 1:01:34
  Video: -Charles got trashed. -Yes!
• 1:01:37
  Video: [laughter]
• 1:01:40
  Video: -It's the final.
• 1:01:41
  Video: Pinky versus Team Plasma,
• 1:01:43
  Video: can the home team deliver?
• 1:01:45
  Video: Ooh!
• 1:01:46
  Video: Ooh!
• 1:01:48
  Video: Oh, that hurt!
• 1:01:51
  Video: Hey.
• 1:01:53
  Nora: It wasn't in the Ghost Stars.
• 1:01:55
  Video: I mean, I'll take that.
• 1:01:57
  Video: Nice.
• 1:02:05
  Video: Look at that.
• 1:02:07
  Video: Wow!
• 1:02:09
  Video: Wow, you guys are so close.
• 1:02:11
  Video: Now the home team Pinky's in second.
• 1:02:13
  Video: Snowballs, Raspberry Racers, and the Hazers.
• 1:02:16
  Video: Today, event 16, Rallycross.
• 1:02:20
  Video: Oh gosh.
• 1:02:21
  Chris: This is the final event, Rallycross.
• 1:02:23
  Chris: So this is an elimination style tournament
• 1:02:28
  Chris: where basically they race and race and race
• 1:02:30
  Chris: until the number gets dwindled down to the finalists.
• 1:02:35
  Video: Marble League champion.
• 1:02:37
  Video: Hey everybody, I'm Greg Woods.
• 1:02:38
  Video: you weren't with us for the showdown three distinct parts of across eight
• 1:02:42
  Chris: races at the end of the second round bottom two teams are eliminated and then
• 1:02:46
  Chris: further eliminations keep going until only four remain different elements and
• 1:02:51
  Video: different obstacles wait you want to be the last on it not the first yes yes
• 1:02:55
  Video: well no you want two races that you will see don't fit Oh Wow pinkies you got
• 1:02:59
  Chris: right up in sir you want you don't you want to be you want to be first never
• 1:03:02
  Nora: mind you do want to be first yeah you want to get down first so confused
• 1:03:06
  Nora: Can you see that? - Look, sports is hard.
• 1:03:08
  Charles: You guys see that? Indigo Stars last.
• 1:03:11
  Nora: Whoa, oh my God.
• 1:03:13
  Charles: Yeah, take a look at that.
• 1:03:14
  Nora: Indigo Stars is dead last. - Pinkies, Mandy,
• 1:03:17
  Nora: you might have an upset on your hands.
• 1:03:19
  Nora: No, I never win anything.
• 1:03:21
  Nora: (laughs)
• 1:03:22
  Nora: You might have an upset on your hand.
• 1:03:23
  Nora: I never win anything.
• 1:03:25
  Nora: Next, okay, so now there's one more.
• 1:03:27
  Video: There hopes have been dashed.
• 1:03:30
  Video: So Indigo Stars need a good finish here
• 1:03:32
  Video: because we average finishing positions.
• 1:03:34
  Video: Ah, that's Indigo Stars, gosh darn it.
• 1:03:37
  Video: And then after this, the bottom two are out.
• 1:03:40
  Nora: All right, the bottom two are out after this, so like.
• 1:03:42
  Video: Green Ducks take the lead as they come
• 1:03:44
  Video: into the GraviTrax.
• 1:03:45
  Nora: Whoa, look at the snowballs.
• 1:03:47
  Video: Now down to the survival. - Yeah.
• 1:03:48
  Video: Those cones have been tricky and snowballs.
• 1:03:51
  Video: Ace it again, Green Ducks come second, Kobalts.
• 1:03:55
  Video: God bless, please. - Whoa.
• 1:03:57
  Video: (both gasping)
• 1:03:58
  Video: First outing, Pinkies come in dead last.
• 1:04:01
  Video: Savage Speeders, they finish down there again.
• 1:04:03
  Video: Indigo stars only 11.
• 1:04:06
  Nora: No! - Oh no!
• 1:04:11
  Charles: Goodbye.
• 1:04:13
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:04:15
  Nora: Oh my God, this is like what happened
• 1:04:17
  Nora: at the Rockies game on Monday.
• 1:04:18
  Chris: So yeah, I mean, this is pretty crazy, right?
• 1:04:20
  Chris: The leaders who've been leading pretty much
• 1:04:23
  Chris: every single round, every single event
• 1:04:26
  Chris: are now out of the final event.
• 1:04:27
  Chris: That doesn't mean they are out of championship contention
• 1:04:30
  Chris: for the full event as a whole,
• 1:04:35
  Chris: but that does mean they're not gonna place in this event.
• 1:04:38
  Nora: Which is gonna hurt their score.
• 1:04:39
  Chris: Right, it is gonna hurt their overall score,
• 1:04:41
  Chris: and that is how the champion is determined.
• 1:04:43
  Nora: Interesting.
• 1:04:45
  Mandy: This is fascinating.
• 1:04:47
  Video: Very quick out of the gate.
• 1:04:49
  Mandy: Look, now I don't care, I'm not in it.
• 1:04:52
  Mandy: No, you are.
• 1:04:53
  Mandy: No, you're still in it.
• 1:04:54
  Video: I thought I wasn't.
• 1:04:55
  Mandy: Oh, Indigo Stars got out.
• 1:04:56
  Mandy: Oh, okay, then we're good.
• 1:04:59
  Mandy: Then I'm gleeful and happy.
• 1:05:01
  Video: (laughs)
• 1:05:05
  Video: Oh, no, Pinky's got stuck.
• 1:05:08
  Nora: It's okay, you're still okay.
• 1:05:11
  Video: Okay, okay, okay.
• 1:05:12
  Mandy: Okay, fifth, I'll take fifth.
• 1:05:14
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:05:16
  Mandy: Wow, so it just keeps going over and over again?
• 1:05:18
  Mandy: Okay. - Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Video: I get it.
• 1:05:21
  Video: That also eliminates the Raspberry Racers
• 1:05:23
  Video: from being able to win the Marbles.
• 1:05:25
  Nora: Oh, wow, and they've been doing really well too,
• 1:05:27
  Nora: haven't they?
• 1:05:28
  Nora: Sorry, Chris.
• 1:05:30
  Video: Yeah, what are you gonna do?
• 1:05:31
  Video: We eliminate two more after this round.
• 1:05:36
  Video: We start watching who is at the back now
• 1:05:38
  Video: and who is at the front.
• 1:05:41
  Video: Wow.
• 1:05:42
  Video: Strong finishes here, keep you going.
• 1:05:44
  Mandy: This has nothing to do with time.
• 1:05:46
  Mandy: We picked wrong, I should have gone for the other team.
• 1:05:48
  Mandy: Oh, Pinky's, yay.
• 1:05:49
  Video: Getting stalled through the snow.
• 1:05:51
  Charles: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 1:05:52
  Charles: The Pinky and the Snow Bunnies
• 1:05:53
  Charles: are too close to each other.
• 1:05:54
  Charles: They really are.
• 1:05:55
  Charles: They are.
• 1:05:56
  Nora: Snowballs.
• 1:05:56
  Charles: That is a constant complaint.
• 1:05:58
  Nora: I mean, they could be like a hot pink and then yeah, there needs to be more pink on
• 1:06:03
  Nora: your pinkies.
• 1:06:04
  Chris: First, OK, but you did get first in this race.
• 1:06:06
  Chris: So that's good.
• 1:06:07
  Chris: OK, check those out.
• 1:06:09
  Video: It can help.
• 1:06:10
  Video: I'm not a doctor, but that's my prescription.
• 1:06:15
  Video: Next race underway.
• 1:06:17
  Video: Pinkies were once again up there, but now they are back into third.
• 1:06:20
  Video: They gained some cones into the gravitracks.
• 1:06:24
  Video: They go and it is mellow yellow out in front.
• 1:06:27
  Video: that should coast to an easy victory and does.
• 1:06:29
  Video: Bean Ducks continue.
• 1:06:31
  Video: Oh, oh my goodness.
• 1:06:33
  Video: Hazers up.
• 1:06:34
  Video: What the heck?
• 1:06:35
  Nora: OK, Chocolatiers is still going to.
• 1:06:38
  Nora: I know. I mean, you're not going to place at all, but that's OK.
• 1:06:41
  Nora: We could do. I mean, we haven't gotten any medals.
• 1:06:44
  Nora: It might be interesting to get a medal farther into this one.
• 1:06:46
  Chris: We go. We were talking.
• 1:06:48
  Chris: At least one medal. I could be wrong.
• 1:06:50
  Mandy: Yeah, we were talking before the show about how Nora is a very competitive
• 1:06:54
  Mandy: person in real life and she's like whatever we do our best we try and I'm
• 1:06:58
  Mandy: not competitive in real life and I'm like kill them.
• 1:07:01
  Nora: You know how much less competitive I am these days than I used to be?
• 1:07:06
  Nora: Oh wow what happens when they smack someone?
• 1:07:08
  Nora: Oh I'm out. I'm out.
• 1:07:10
  Nora: Wait wait wait wait wait wait okay okay okay okay okay
• 1:07:14
  Charles: Chuckle tears in sixth.
• 1:07:15
  Nora: Okay that's oh god.
• 1:07:16
  Charles: Wait can we pause it for a second? The pinkies got stuck and somebody knocked them in.
• 1:07:21
  Mandy: I know I saw that.
• 1:07:23
  Chris: wild. Is that crazy? Yeah. Yeah. As long as there's not outside
• 1:07:28
  Nora: interference. Anything goes on the track. The only two. There's
• 1:07:31
  Video: just balls. Indigo stars. Clip that. Look, it's the only part
• 1:07:36
  Video: of sports I understand. Watching. There's nothing they
• 1:07:39
  Video: can do right now. Okay, come on. Right now, it's the pinkies
• 1:07:43
  Nora: leading. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You got
• 1:07:46
  Video: it. You got it. Come to the gravitrack. There we go. There
• 1:07:48
  Nora: we go. There we go. Okay, make
• 1:07:53
  Nora: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:07:55
  Video: Back through, it's gonna be very close.
• 1:07:56
  Nora: Holy shit. - There we go.
• 1:07:58
  Nora: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 1:08:02
  Nora: We have one more race.
• 1:08:03
  Video: Three captains in the field.
• 1:08:04
  Chris: So here's the final, Pinky's Green Ducks,
• 1:08:06
  Chris: Solar Flares, and Chocolatiers.
• 1:08:08
  Chris: All the captains.
• 1:08:08
  Chris: So Chocolatiers can still win a medal for this event.
• 1:08:12
  Video: Right.
• 1:08:12
  Video: Solar Flares, the only one that is not.
• 1:08:14
  Video: One medal for this.
• 1:08:15
  Chris: Let's just listen to the commentary here.
• 1:08:17
  Video: Finish last.
• 1:08:18
  Video: They can win and they are quick out of the gate.
• 1:08:21
  Video: The Pinkies wanna bring this home
• 1:08:23
  Video: and win it out right.
• 1:08:25
  Video: But I don't think they're going to.
• 1:08:26
  Video: Solar Flares are well off into the distance.
• 1:08:29
  Video: Pinkies have to keep going and they cannot get stuck.
• 1:08:32
  Video: That was one problematic area.
• 1:08:34
  Video: Here they come, into the survival portion.
• 1:08:38
  Video: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
• 1:08:38
  Video: This is a team that was made up of actors
• 1:08:40
  Video: that combined their forces and won a lot of competition.
• 1:08:44
  Video: And now, Pinkies have brought
• 1:08:47
  Video: a Marble League Championship home.
• 1:08:50
  Video: Wow.
• 1:08:52
  Charles: Did you just hear that?
• 1:08:53
  Video: I did!
• 1:08:53
  Video: Pinky's fans, can you believe it?
• 1:08:56
  Video: Shut up!
• 1:08:57
  Video: Congratulations, Mandy.
• 1:08:57
  Video: The bell rings when the crossroads suck up tonight.
• 1:09:01
  Video: The celebrations have already begun.
• 1:09:05
  Video: I was 16, team.
• 1:09:06
  Video: The work of our league has now broken the host curse
• 1:09:11
  Video: and smashed it to the floor of the Amping Theater.
• 1:09:16
  Nora: Congratulations.
• 1:09:16
  Nora: Yay!
• 1:09:17
  Video: Congratulations to our podium finishers.
• 1:09:18
  Video: Chalk it's yours to get.
• 1:09:20
  Video: Come on, Pinky's fans.
• 1:09:21
  Nora: (cheering)
• 1:09:23
  Video: Plus, we have loved bringing it to you.
• 1:09:25
  Video: Time now for the closing ceremony.
• 1:09:26
  Video: I do wanna see like how,
• 1:09:28
  Video: I wanna see how close it was.
• 1:09:30
  Chris: I'm Greg Woods.
• 1:09:31
  Chris: We will see the final tally
• 1:09:34
  Chris: at the end of the closing ceremony.
• 1:09:35
  Chris: Okay, cool.
• 1:09:36
  Chris: So Mandy, how does it feel to be a winner?
• 1:09:38
  Mandy: I don't know, I've never been a winner before.
• 1:09:40
  Mandy: I feel powerful, I feel hungry, I kinda want some bread.
• 1:09:45
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:09:46
  Mandy: I had to buy some sourdough the other day
• 1:09:49
  Mandy: and I was like, gosh darn it, how do I get bread?
• 1:09:51
  Chris: You're like, here I am buying sourdough.
• 1:09:53
  Nora: Okay, well I know Charles makes really good sourdough,
• 1:09:56
  Nora: but my sourdough is questionable.
• 1:09:57
  Nora: Can I make you just regular yeast bread?
• 1:09:58
  Nora: We'll talk, we'll talk.
• 1:09:59
  Nora: I'll make a list.
• 1:10:01
  Charles: Well, no, you get a, I think that's the,
• 1:10:04
  Charles: you get to decide.
• 1:10:06
  Chris: Is it, here's the pinky parade.
• 1:10:08
  Nora: I mean, I'll just tell you now,
• 1:10:11
  Nora: my best, I make really, really good yeast bread.
• 1:10:15
  Nora: There.
• 1:10:16
  Nora: I make really great cinnamon rolls.
• 1:10:18
  Charles: Do you want us to choose what we make,
• 1:10:21
  Charles: or do you want to choose what we make?
• 1:10:24
  Mandy: Look, can I trust you all not to make
• 1:10:26
  Mandy: jalapeno cheddar breads?
• 1:10:27
  Mandy: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Mandy: I won't make that.
• 1:10:30
  Charles: I know what you want with sourdough.
• 1:10:31
  Charles: You just want just sourdough.
• 1:10:33
  Mandy: I do, I do.
• 1:10:34
  Mandy: I'm a plain, basic person, yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Mandy: Well, and I make a really good,
• 1:10:37
  Nora: just basic white bread that's just delicious.
• 1:10:40
  Mandy: And then should we make the actor make croissants?
• 1:10:42
  Chris: Bagels? - Oh my God, fuck off.
• 1:10:44
  Chris: Baklava.
• 1:10:45
  Chris: You do not want croissants that I make.
• 1:10:47
  Nora: I think he needs to make baklava, Mandy.
• 1:10:49
  Nora: Oh, baklava.
• 1:10:51
  Nora: Baklava's doable, though, people.
• 1:10:52
  Nora: It's doable.
• 1:10:54
  Nora: This is great.
• 1:10:55
  Nora: This is really cute.
• 1:10:56
  Mandy: It's adorable.
• 1:10:57
  Nora: They do their little dances.
• 1:10:58
  Nora: I feel so powerful.
• 1:11:00
  Nora: OK, I think maybe hazers would be my second choice.
• 1:11:03
  Chris: So third place is the snowballs.
• 1:11:06
  Chris: 163 points.
• 1:11:07
  Mandy: OK.
• 1:11:08
  Mandy: OK.
• 1:11:09
  Nora: Congratulations.
• 1:11:10
  Nora: With the silver.
• 1:11:11
  Mandy: Indigo stars.
• 1:11:12
  Mandy: Suck it.
• 1:11:13
  Mandy: Hey.
• 1:11:16
  Mandy: No sore winners.
• 1:11:18
  Mandy: No sore winner over here.
• 1:11:19
  Mandy: Look, I've never won before.
• 1:11:21
  Mandy: I don't know how to do it.
• 1:11:22
  Mandy: Like crazy.
• 1:11:23
  Chris: You're champions with 175 points.
• 1:11:25
  Nora: Wow, that's impressive, Mandy.
• 1:11:30
  Chris: Most valuable marble is Pinky Toe.
• 1:11:32
  Chris: Best captain is Snowy.
• 1:11:34
  Chris: Best coach, Pinky Promise.
• 1:11:36
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Chris: I don't know if we've talked over this part
• 1:11:40
  Chris: of the commentary, but this is the first time
• 1:11:43
  Chris: that a host team has won the championship.
• 1:11:45
  Nora: I heard that, yeah.
• 1:11:48
  Nora: Yay!
• 1:11:48
  Nora: That's a celebration.
• 1:11:50
  Nora: They're busting out of the stands, you guys.
• 1:11:52
  Nora: 'Cause they should.
• 1:11:54
  Nora: We worked hard.
• 1:11:54
  Nora: They're gonna go hug their pinkies.
• 1:11:56
  Nora: I feel like I need an acceptance speech.
• 1:11:57
  Nora: Hug the pinkies.
• 1:11:58
  Chris: You see the trophy, Mandy?
• 1:12:00
  Chris: Oh my God, that's amazing.
• 1:12:01
  Chris: And all the little first place ribbons.
• 1:12:02
  Nora: That's amazing.
• 1:12:04
  Nora: The candle damper.
• 1:12:08
  Chris: And that concludes Marble League 2026.
• 1:12:12
  Chris: Yay!
• 1:12:12
  Nora: That was amazing!
• 1:12:13
  Nora: They're in the spa.
• 1:12:17
  Chris: Here's the final standings.
• 1:12:19
  Nora: Hey, I'm happy that I didn't,
• 1:12:21
  Nora: that my team didn't end the season with zero medals.
• 1:12:24
  Nora: That's what I can take home tonight.
• 1:12:27
  Charles: You got one medal.
• 1:12:29
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Nora: I'm so proud.
• 1:12:30
  Nora: In the last event, that's where we medaled.
• 1:12:33
  Chris: My team got two medals, yay.
• 1:12:35
  Nora: Okay, Mandy, the game that happened on Monday,
• 1:12:40
  Nora: the baseball game.
• 1:12:41
  Nora: Sportsball.
• 1:12:42
  Nora: like me going against that the the green ducks down at the bottom but actually
• 1:12:47
  Nora: winning over the green ducks nice that's what that's what it would have won
• 1:12:53
  Charles: how you feeling there I have been holding this in all day I have been
• 1:12:59
  Mandy: holding and have you been wearing this all day no I have no loss I know I had
• 1:13:08
  Charles: I had to rep the team.
• 1:13:12
  Charles: I had to keep a straight face this entire time
• 1:13:16
  Charles: because I knew the truth of the situation.
• 1:13:20
  Charles: And even through all the times
• 1:13:22
  Charles: you told me to go fuck myself today,
• 1:13:26
  Charles: I still feel like we're-
• 1:13:29
  Charles: >> A gracious loser. >> Gracious loser.
• 1:13:30
  Charles: >> Greatly gracious.
• 1:13:31
  Mandy: No, I think the exact words I used
• 1:13:34
  Mandy: was "shank you in the parking lot with a knitting needle."
• 1:13:38
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:13:40
  Chris: Charles, I think we can sum it up with this.
• 1:13:43
  Chris: Everything I do is wrong.
• 1:13:46
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:13:49
  Nora: That's mean.
• 1:13:50
  Nora: Oh no, that was impressive.
• 1:13:53
  Nora: And the fact that like two of the teams
• 1:13:55
  Nora: that you guys chose were in the top two spots,
• 1:13:58
  Nora: that's cool too.
• 1:13:59
  Nora: Heck yeah!
• 1:13:59
  Charles: Super cool.
• 1:14:00
  Nora: We just chose our teams, you know?
• 1:14:03
  Charles: Hell yeah.
• 1:14:03
  Charles: I'm with the stars for life.
• 1:14:05
  Charles: I'm a starzy.
• 1:14:06
  Mandy: I'd say I think pinkies is gonna be it even next year. It's still gonna have to be pinkies
• 1:14:11
  Chris: Cuz they'll have to defend the title. Yeah, and who knows how that's gonna go
• 1:14:15
  Chris: I cut it out of the video, but the host team for next year is the Cobalt's, okay
• 1:14:22
  Mandy: Nora next year you have oh my god
• 1:14:28
  Mandy: If I show up
• 1:14:30
  Mandy: Yeah
• 1:14:30
  Mandy: Hazer, I think I might
• 1:14:32
  Mandy: I don't know about the hazer.
• 1:14:33
  Mandy: Lynn is right.
• 1:14:34
  Mandy: The actor can learn to make chocolate chip caramel bars.
• 1:14:37
  Mandy: So Lynn makes these, I don't like sweets.
• 1:14:39
  Mandy: Lynn makes the only sweet I love.
• 1:14:41
  Mandy: And like, I will fight people for this.
• 1:14:44
  Mandy: Like it's embarrassing.
• 1:14:45
  Chris: Yep.
• 1:14:46
  Chris: It's true.
• 1:14:47
  Chris: Like Mandy's not a big fan of sweet things,
• 1:14:51
  Chris: but she goes absolutely ape shit
• 1:14:54
  Chris: for these caramel cookie bars.
• 1:14:56
  Chris: Which I personally do not care for that much.
• 1:14:59
  Chris: I like everything Lynn makes except for those
• 1:15:01
  Chris: because they're way too sweet.
• 1:15:03
  Chris: And it's astoundingly interesting to me
• 1:15:06
  Chris: that Mandy likes these things
• 1:15:08
  Chris: because it is diabetes in bar form.
• 1:15:11
  Mandy: Yeah, I don't like desserts.
• 1:15:12
  Mandy: Like I never want a dessert.
• 1:15:14
  Mandy: Give me another slice of bread, I'm good.
• 1:15:16
  Mandy: Man, but those caramel.
• 1:15:17
  Mandy: Maybe that's what you need to make for me then.
• 1:15:19
  Chris: Yeah, well, we might have discussed this.
• 1:15:21
  Chris: Chris has to make it though.
• 1:15:23
  Chris: Yeah, we might have discussed
• 1:15:24
  Chris: that this would be my fail safe.
• 1:15:26
  Charles: Right, but Chris has to make 'em.
• 1:15:29
  Charles: It's not Lynn that makes it.
• 1:15:31
  Mandy: It has to be Chris. It has to be Chris. Yeah, how do we get how do we get proof of this happening?
• 1:15:37
  Chris: No one no one said I can't have an assistant
• 1:15:39
  Charles: You can't you can have an assistant, but you're you're the you have to be the primary baker
• 1:15:45
  Charles: Only the sous chef. Yes, that's that's fair, right? So I'm fine. I'm fine with that
• 1:15:51
  Charles: I'm fine with as long as we've got your word
• 1:15:54
  Mandy: Mm-hmm
• 1:15:56
  Mandy: Trust the word of a man. I mean and if they get fucked up, yes, you have my word. I will be the primary
• 1:16:05
  Chris: Baker of these things
• 1:16:07
  Chris: But I'm also stating unequivocally here for the record that I bear no responsibility
• 1:16:13
  Chris: If Mandy gets sick as a result
• 1:16:19
  Nora: Yeah, that is kind of the bargain that we have to especially for making something for
• 1:16:24
  Chris: I hereby disclaim all liability heretofore
• 1:16:28
  Chris: throughout the entire known and unknown universe.
• 1:16:30
  Mandy: If you're just gonna sprinkle some red pepper flakes
• 1:16:32
  Mandy: on top, it'll be fine.
• 1:16:33
  Chris: It'll be fine.
• 1:16:35
  Chris: I mean, I would never do that maliciously by any means.
• 1:16:38
  Chris: When are these due?
• 1:16:38
  Chris: I'm just saying that I think most of the things I make
• 1:16:42
  Chris: are not particularly edible, so there is that.
• 1:16:44
  Mandy: Look, here's the thing.
• 1:16:45
  Mandy: I can't eat every thing by myself,
• 1:16:49
  Mandy: and I am married to a type one diabetic
• 1:16:53
  Mandy: who cannot have carbs.
• 1:16:55
  Mandy: So if we can do one a week.
• 1:16:58
  Mandy: Absolutely, we could do that.
• 1:16:59
  Mandy: Oh my God, and then I get to revel
• 1:17:01
  Mandy: in the power of winning for three weeks.
• 1:17:05
  Chris: That would also solve the problem that we often have.
• 1:17:08
  Chris: Not really a problem for me,
• 1:17:09
  Chris: but we often get unannounced deliveries
• 1:17:14
  Chris: of extra food that Mandy and her husband have.
• 1:17:19
  Chris: So if we space out the deliveries to be one a week,
• 1:17:22
  Chris: It will lessen the likelihood that they'll just end up at my house
• 1:17:27
  Mandy: You guys I bought we bought so much like panaderia
• 1:17:31
  Mandy: like
• 1:17:32
  Mandy: Things and I was like we can't actually eat these things. So yeah, i've been eating them for like a week
• 1:17:37
  Chris: Nice, but they're good, right? All right, not too bad
• 1:17:41
  Charles: Oh, stop yawning. Oh my god. Where's the energy? Okay. So who's doing who's doing next week?
• 1:17:47
  Nora: Um, I really want some sourdough. I won't be here next week. Oh, not no. Okay, I can do yeast bread. Okay
• 1:17:53
  Nora: Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:53
  Nora: Like a really good deep spread.
• 1:17:54
  Nora: Do you like, are you okay with a slightly sweet bread?
• 1:17:57
  Nora: Yeah. - Okay, cool.
• 1:17:58
  Nora: You'll really like this one then.
• 1:18:00
  Charles: Hooray!
• 1:18:01
  Charles: Baked goods!
• 1:18:02
  Charles: Chris, would you mind doing the week after
• 1:18:04
  Charles: and then I'll do the week after that?
• 1:18:05
  Charles: Yeah, I can do that. - Just for timing wise.
• 1:18:07
  Nora: Cool.
• 1:18:07
  Nora: And she can eat it during the show?
• 1:18:09
  Nora: Yes. - Like, rubbing it in our faces?
• 1:18:11
  Nora: Yes, you have to watch me.
• 1:18:12
  Nora: I won't share at all.
• 1:18:13
  Charles: You have to hear the noise of you chewing all the food.
• 1:18:16
  Nora: At least it's not me.
• 1:18:17
  Chris: Have you guys seen the videos?
• 1:18:18
  Chris: Like, we'll just have a camera on Mandy
• 1:18:20
  Chris: that's just her eating
• 1:18:21
  Chris: and she doesn't actually speak during the show.
• 1:18:23
  Charles: Have you seen the videos of the wiener dogs
• 1:18:27
  Charles: who are eating fruit, mostly watermelon?
• 1:18:31
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  Charles: They just eat watermelon, they're just.
• 1:18:34
  Nora: And you like those?
• 1:18:35
  Charles: No, I hate it.
• 1:18:36
  Charles: Oh, okay.
• 1:18:36
  Charles: 'Cause the noise is awful.
• 1:18:38
  Nora: 'Cause some people are okay with the dog noise
• 1:18:40
  Nora: and not the human noise.
• 1:18:41
  Nora: I'm okay when it's dogs.
• 1:18:43
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:18:44
  Nora: Well, okay, our next topic for the day, last topic.
• 1:18:48
  Nora: Right now, the FIFA World Cup is going on,
• 1:18:51
  Nora: and we have a bunch of visitors from different countries
• 1:18:55
  Nora: who are experiencing the US for the first time.
• 1:18:58
  Nora: And online, people are calling this
• 1:19:00
  Nora: the Great American Sleepover of 2026,
• 1:19:03
  Nora: which I find the most endearing thing
• 1:19:05
  Nora: because it's like reminding me of like what I love
• 1:19:07
  Nora: about our, you know, the state of our,
• 1:19:10
  Nora: like our nation, there are good things in communities.
• 1:19:13
  Nora: So I compiled a bunch of videos from people
• 1:19:17
  Nora: from different countries trying different things
• 1:19:20
  Nora: that are American.
• 1:19:21
  Nora: So barbecue, Walmart, you know,
• 1:19:24
  Nora: various foods and things like that.
• 1:19:26
  Nora: So we're gonna start with Japan
• 1:19:28
  Nora: and just kinda go through these videos.
• 1:19:30
  Nora: So here are a couple Japanese people
• 1:19:33
  Nora: trying some American food.
• 1:19:36
  Nora: What?
• 1:19:37
  Charles: Four, like 'cause they're in-
• 1:19:38
  Charles: No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:19:39
  Charles: but is it the Japanese guy trying a buzz ball?
• 1:19:41
  Nora: He is one of the guys, but not the buzz ball.
• 1:19:45
  Nora: Okay. - Maybe.
• 1:19:45
  Nora: I collected these last week, so I don't remember.
• 1:19:48
  Nora: Let's go.
• 1:19:48
  Video: So one of my favorite things that I've seen
• 1:19:50
  Video: with the World Cup happening is all of these people
• 1:19:52
  Video: from all over the world coming over here
• 1:19:54
  Video: and enjoying our food and culture.
• 1:19:56
  Video: This was one I wanted to point out.
• 1:19:58
  Video: It is a Japanese man that is here
• 1:20:01
  Video: and he is discovering a Mexican restaurant
• 1:20:03
  Video: for the first time.
• 1:20:04
  Video: So I'm just gonna read it real quick.
• 1:20:06
  Video: USA, a Mexican restaurant.
• 1:20:08
  Video: We have not yet ordered anything
• 1:20:09
  Video: and the food was already arriving.
• 1:20:11
  Video: Chips, salsa, unrequested, free.
• 1:20:13
  Video: I stopped the waiter.
• 1:20:14
  Video: I said, "We haven't earned these.
• 1:20:16
  Video: "They just come with the table, man."
• 1:20:18
  Video: They came with the table.
• 1:20:20
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:20:21
  Video: Hospitality is a debt.
• 1:20:22
  Video: Every gift creates an obligation,
• 1:20:24
  Video: weighed carefully, returned in the proper season
• 1:20:26
  Video: with interest of feeling.
• 1:20:28
  Video: Here, the gift arrives before you even proven
• 1:20:31
  Video: that you can pay for dinner.
• 1:20:33
  Video: This is not an appetizer.
• 1:20:34
  Video: This is a declaration.
• 1:20:36
  Video: We trust you.
• 1:20:37
  Video: I ate with the gravity the moment deserved,
• 1:20:40
  Video: and then I must report this calmly,
• 1:20:42
  Video: The basket emptied and a new one appeared.
• 1:20:45
  Video: Did we refill?
• 1:20:47
  Video: The waiter said, it's bottomless.
• 1:20:49
  Video: My friend warned me, don't fill up on chips, dude.
• 1:20:52
  Video: Too late.
• 1:20:52
  Video: I had accepted three baskets.
• 1:20:54
  Video: Honor demanded each one be finished.
• 1:20:56
  Video: An unfinished gift is an insult.
• 1:20:59
  Video: By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
• 1:21:03
  Video: I was not hungry.
• 1:21:04
  Video: I was not comfortable.
• 1:21:05
  Video: I had been defeated by a courtesy.
• 1:21:08
  Video: Generosity that arrives before the request
• 1:21:10
  Video: cannot be repaid.
• 1:21:12
  Video: It can only be so my God, I think that line describes me.
• 1:21:15
  Video: I have made my peace with the basket one basket to most.
• 1:21:20
  Video: Who am I deceiving?
• 1:21:21
  Video: There is no number of baskets.
• 1:21:23
  Video: I was the trust of a nation is in that salsa.
• 1:21:27
  Video: And I am serious.
• 1:21:29
  Mandy: Generosity that arrives can only be survived.
• 1:21:32
  Video: I feel like that.
• 1:21:33
  Video: And I really love I don't know if it's translated, but this is
• 1:21:37
  Video: an amazing thing and it's beautiful.
• 1:21:39
  Video: Check it out.
• 1:21:41
  Charles: Can I just say I hate this kind of content?
• 1:21:43
  Charles: What, the guy reading it out?
• 1:21:45
  Charles: The guy just reading Twitter.
• 1:21:46
  Charles: Yeah, no, I didn't like that.
• 1:21:49
  Charles: It's like...
• 1:21:49
  Charles: The rest of them are better.
• 1:21:50
  Charles: No, no, no. OK, good.
• 1:21:52
  Chris: Wait, so you're telling me you'd rather have this bullshit?
• 1:21:55
  Chris: I'm the guy that makes all those popular catchphrases.
• 1:21:57
  Charles: Yes, because that's original.
• 1:22:00
  Charles: That the other guy...
• 1:22:01
  Charles: He's just content farming.
• 1:22:02
  Charles: He's just content farming, which...
• 1:22:06
  Mandy: I'll take content farming when I'm not going to come across that content.
• 1:22:09
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Mandy: Like I'm not on Twitter, I'll never see it.
• 1:22:12
  Chris: Wait, what is happening over there?
• 1:22:14
  Charles: Yeah, she's insulting what we do.
• 1:22:19
  Charles: I said I hate that kind of content, and then I was like, wait, that's what we do.
• 1:22:26
  Chris: Wait, I got a solution.
• 1:22:29
  Nora: That video sucks.
• 1:22:32
  Nora: Okay, I do have another one, and it's another, it's a Japanese guy trying some barbecue or
• 1:22:37
  Nora: a steak.
• 1:22:39
  Video: First time try Dallas BBQ.
• 1:22:42
  Video: Let's go.
• 1:22:43
  Video: Welcome to Dallas.
• 1:22:49
  Mandy: Just the bliss on their faces.
• 1:22:51
  Mandy: Fucking good.
• 1:22:52
  Mandy: Fucking good.
• 1:22:53
  Mandy: I mean, I feel the same way every time I eat brisket.
• 1:22:56
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:22:56
  Mandy: So good.
• 1:22:57
  Chris: BBQ is legitimately incredible.
• 1:22:59
  Mandy: It really is.
• 1:22:59
  Mandy: I eat it at least once a week.
• 1:23:01
  Chris: Even bad BBQ is still good.
• 1:23:03
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Nora: That's how powerful it is.
• 1:23:05
  Nora: Not bad, not British BBQ.
• 1:23:08
  Charles: Bad barbecue is bad.
• 1:23:10
  Charles: Bad pizza is good.
• 1:23:12
  Charles: Bad barbecue is bad.
• 1:23:13
  Chris: No, but even if you have,
• 1:23:15
  Chris: I'm not talking about like bad, bad,
• 1:23:16
  Chris: but like even if you have like less than amazing barbecue,
• 1:23:21
  Chris: it is still a hell of a lot better
• 1:23:22
  Chris: than making like a turkey sandwich.
• 1:23:24
  Chris: Or beans on toast.
• 1:23:25
  Chris: Yeah, right.
• 1:23:26
  Chris: Beans on toast is gross no matter what.
• 1:23:28
  Mandy: Marmite.
• 1:23:29
  Charles: Oh, ugh.
• 1:23:30
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:23:31
  Charles: No, I agree with you.
• 1:23:32
  Charles: I just have had like significantly worse bad barbecue
• 1:23:35
  Charles: is all I'm saying.
• 1:23:36
  Charles: You've had bad barbecue. I've had some some rough some rough stuff in in
• 1:23:42
  Nora: Vegas mostly. Well, okay. It's not really a barbecue capital
• 1:23:47
  Nora: So, okay. So the next video is a Frenchman reacting to
• 1:23:52
  Nora: Being in America for you know, just just existing here basically
• 1:23:58
  Video: Madames and monsieur we need to talk
• 1:24:01
  Video: We need to talk
• 1:24:03
  Video: Les boissons, les boissons
• 1:24:05
  Video: Oh
• 1:24:14
  Video: Sacrebleu the first time in my life
• 1:24:18
  Video: Better than any moment in my life and I am married and have two kids
• 1:24:23
  Video: Friends you have the crepe the petit pain au chocolat the croissant. I give my left croissant for a Texas brisket
• 1:24:31
  Video: Don't even get me started on Costco
• 1:24:35
  Video: Costco is bigger than my village where I live.
• 1:24:39
  Video: Whatever you want at Costco, it's there.
• 1:24:41
  Video: You just show up and you can buy all your life there.
• 1:24:44
  Mandy: Is this an American with a fake accent?
• 1:24:46
  Video: That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:24:48
  Video: I don't know.
• 1:24:49
  Video: No, this is French Michael Phelps.
• 1:24:52
  Video: French Michael Phelps.
• 1:24:53
  Video: That's his name.
• 1:24:55
  Video: Oh, really?
• 1:24:56
  Video: Uh-huh.
• 1:24:56
  Video: Oh, shit.
• 1:24:58
  Video: Italians, I'm sorry, but ranch makes pizza better than anything I've ever tasted.
• 1:25:06
  Video: When you go to a restaurant, you leave a tip.
• 1:25:11
  Video: It's because they're so nice.
• 1:25:13
  Video: But my waitress, she came over and talked to us like we had known each other for a year.
• 1:25:20
  Video: It was like she wanted to be my best friend.
• 1:25:22
  Video: And at the end, I felt stupid not to leave a tip.
• 1:25:26
  Video: In France, they want to take off the tip of my head.
• 1:25:29
  Video: Speaking about how nice and friendly these Americans are,
• 1:25:33
  Video: I think in France, I can count on one hand
• 1:25:39
  Video: how many people have smiled at me.
• 1:25:42
  Video: Just normally, they smile, you know.
• 1:25:45
  Video: I think my mother has smiled at me twice.
• 1:25:47
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:25:48
  Video: Here, just going down the street, everybody says hi.
• 1:25:53
  Video: What do you mean "hi"?
• 1:25:56
  Video: What do you mean "bonjour"?
• 1:25:58
  Video: Hi!
• 1:25:59
  Video: This is a normal road in America.
• 1:26:03
  Video: And this is bigger than the Champs-Elysées.
• 1:26:07
  Video: This car right here is called a Waymo.
• 1:26:11
  Video: Waymo? C'est ça? Yeah, Waymo.
• 1:26:14
  Video: And for the longest time I wondered why it was called a Waymo.
• 1:26:18
  Video: It is because America has Waymo than the rest of the world.
• 1:26:22
  Mandy: Ha. - Buh-dum-bum.
• 1:26:24
  Charles: Uh... - Ho, ho, ho, it's me, the Frenchman.
• 1:26:27
  Charles: (laughter)
• 1:26:29
  Charles: Okay, that-- are you sure this guy is truly French?
• 1:26:32
  Charles: Right. - And it's not-
• 1:26:34
  Charles: it's the same kind of thing that I feel like Flew-
• 1:26:36
  Charles: are you familiar with Flew Leborg?
• 1:26:38
  Charles: Yeah. - German guy?
• 1:26:39
  Charles: I know he's German, but he's like-
• 1:26:40
  Nora: But that's-- he's putting it on.
• 1:26:41
  Charles: Right. Do you think this guy is also putting it on?
• 1:26:43
  Nora: 'Cause that was like-- - I don't think so.
• 1:26:46
  Nora: He seems like a normal dad of two.
• 1:26:49
  Nora: Like, the content that he made before this was just like,
• 1:26:51
  Nora: his wife and baby. Like he's just observing things about America from what I can see.
• 1:26:58
  Nora: That's fair. I'll believe you. I believe you. All right. So next we have a Netherlands
• 1:27:05
  Nora: reaction. I don't remember what video this is. So we'll watch it. Next one in the rundown
• 1:27:09
  Nora: is Buc-ee's. Oh yeah. Netherlands. Yeah. A guy from the Netherlands and Buc-ee's. You
• 1:27:23
  Nora: It is in Dutch.
• 1:27:25
  Chris: Yeah, but the music isn't.
• 1:27:26
  Nora: No, it's not.
• 1:27:31
  Chris: Oh, he's going to Bucky's.
• 1:27:33
  Nora: Oh my gosh, he is going to our Bucky's.
• 1:27:36
  Chris: Is it the one that's down the street?
• 1:27:37
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:27:38
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:27:38
  Chris: It's probably got a tornado hitting it right now.
• 1:27:40
  Nora: I just went there yesterday, actually.
• 1:27:42
  Nora: And what did you think?
• 1:27:44
  Nora: It was wow.
• 1:27:45
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 1:27:46
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Chris: Is that your first time there, Norm?
• 1:27:47
  Nora: Yeah, it was my first time there.
• 1:27:49
  Nora: What did you get?
• 1:27:50
  Nora: I got beef jerky and I also got some Texas tea.
• 1:27:58
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:27:59
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:28:00
  Nora: And some beaver nuts.
• 1:28:03
  Nora: Beaver nuggets.
• 1:28:04
  Mandy: Beaver nuggets.
• 1:28:05
  Video: I got some beaver nuts.
• 1:28:06
  Mandy: Yeah, but you have to get the other ones.
• 1:28:08
  Mandy: So there's beaver nuggets and they have all these ingredients and then they have an upper
• 1:28:12
  Mandy: scale version of beaver nuggets that have like, they're like three ingredients that
• 1:28:16
  Mandy: are like milk, cream, butter.
• 1:28:18
  Mandy: Oh, okay.
• 1:28:19
  Nora: Yep, and I heard the fresh biscuit on the bowl. Yeah, that was great, too
• 1:28:27
  Nora: It's crazy there. Those are the beaver nuggets. Yeah, I get a little overwhelmed
• 1:28:32
  Nora: I don't I don't do so well when my friend literally got nauseous as soon as he walked in there
• 1:28:41
  Nora: It was crazy
• 1:28:43
  Nora: definitely crazy we could do a
• 1:28:46
  Nora: taste test of things from
• 1:28:49
  Nora: Bucky's if we wanted to do a tasty little guys
• 1:28:53
  Nora: So it was just really weird. There's just a bunch of weird stuff there and
• 1:29:00
  Nora: I don't know why they have a bunch of household goods. There's also a World Cup jersey that says Bucky's on the back
• 1:29:07
  Nora: I mean, I feel like it should yeah, I wonder I wonder if they're a sponsor
• 1:29:11
  Chris: Yeah, so for those of us for those of you who aren't graced with the presence of Bucky's near you
• 1:29:16
  Chris: It is basically the world's largest
• 1:29:21
  Chris: Convenience store gas station. It's the size of a small
• 1:29:25
  Chris: Walmart and it's very Texas. It's it's extremely, Texas
• 1:29:29
  Chris: They have a lot of you know
• 1:29:31
  Chris: They have every snack and whatever that you could that you could ask for they carry a lot of barbecue that they make in-house
• 1:29:38
  Chris: They have their own custom snacks called beaver nuggets that you can just buy a bag, but you can only get them from Bucky's
• 1:29:44
  Chris: They're not available in other stores.
• 1:29:46
  Chris: And then they just have a whole bunch of like kitschy,
• 1:29:50
  Chris: like, in my opinion, stupid kind of home goods,
• 1:29:52
  Chris: like your Live Laugh Love kind of stuff
• 1:29:56
  Chris: that you would see-
• 1:29:57
  Nora: Live Laugh Buc-ee's?
• 1:29:58
  Chris: Yeah, in like a cracker barrel.
• 1:30:00
  Nora: Weird baby clothes with Buc-ee's branded stuff on it?
• 1:30:03
  Chris: Yeah, well, Buc-ee's is probably the only convenience store
• 1:30:07
  Chris: that I know of that actually has a fan following.
• 1:30:09
  Chris: So yeah, they have a big a big mascot
• 1:30:13
  Chris: Beaver and they have all manner of goods with the Bucky's beaver on it that you can get everything from
• 1:30:20
  Chris: t-shirts to pull toys to
• 1:30:24
  Chris: Plushies like you name it. They've got something with his face on it
• 1:30:27
  Mandy: So I'm from Texas and so you kind of have a nostalgia for some things, you know
• 1:30:32
  Mandy: Just like, you know Chick-fil-a. Sometimes I get really nostalgic for like, you know, racism and homophobia
• 1:30:38
  Mandy: So I go and have Chick-fil-A and I feel a little like more like at home. I use their Wi-Fi
• 1:30:43
  Mandy: To donate the same amount to the Trevor project
• 1:30:48
  Mandy: Just letting you know
• 1:30:50
  Mandy: And I literally put in the in the four line. I call it my Chick-fil-A penance
• 1:30:58
  Mandy: So we open up a Bucky's
• 1:31:00
  Mandy: They opened on my birthday and I was like I have to go went and then immediately regretted every single decision
• 1:31:07
  Chris: I was like this isn't where I want to spend my birthday and on the subject of mediocre barbecue the barbecue that they have there
• 1:31:13
  Chris: Yeah, fresh they are making sure to order and that's all good
• 1:31:17
  Chris: But it's certainly not better than you're gonna find in a real barbecue restaurant by any means very true
• 1:31:23
  Mandy: But I will say if you need barbecue at 2 o'clock in the morning, that's it's there for you
• 1:31:27
  Chris: That's right. If you need to a and brisket, then yeah, then they've got a number
• 1:31:31
  Chris: I will say however, their breakfast items are very very tasty
• 1:31:36
  Chris: They make some some scratch made biscuits and have those have those in sandwiches the burritos or whatever
• 1:31:43
  Chris: They're fine, but they're they're biscuits that they're making there are actually fantastic
• 1:31:48
  Nora: if I would have gotten anything I would have gone for a breakfast sandwich because they
• 1:31:52
  Chris: And like every other breakfast place in the world. They're only available until 1030. I'm sending you guys a
• 1:31:58
  Charles: Picture into the group chat. It's a race. You can show this a light like so I went to Bucky's for my
• 1:32:06
  Charles: cosplay a few years back I went as so there's a character from One Piece named
• 1:32:13
  Charles: Monkey D. Luffy who's the lead character. Oh my god. You went as Bucky D. Luffy. I went as
• 1:32:19
  Charles: Bucky D. Luffy with all all the items that I had for my costume were bought at
• 1:32:25
  Nora: Bucky's. Okay that's pretty amazing. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
• 1:32:31
  Charles: I love I love Bucky's from a distance. I don't like going inside
• 1:32:37
  Charles: bathrooms are awesome bathrooms are crazy the bathrooms are
• 1:32:40
  Charles: Incur they're really crazy pretty luxurious. Yeah, like I want that bathroom in my bathroom
• 1:32:45
  Nora: I think the only thing that they could do better is like have a bidet or something
• 1:32:51
  Nora: I've seen truck stops with bidets. What really?
• 1:32:56
  Mandy: Don't know how I feel about public to bidets, but my bidet like if there's a house fire
• 1:33:01
  Mandy: I think that's what I'm grabbing like my husband can just you know sleep through it. I got my bidet I
• 1:33:07
  Charles: Don't have one, but I want one real bad there. We go look at that
• 1:33:14
  Charles: That's that's me like 40 50 pounds heavier Wow
• 1:33:23
  Nora: So the next one I have is an Eastern European trying going to Walmart for the first time
• 1:33:28
  Nora: So let's let's check this one out for that real quick
• 1:33:31
  Chris: Yeah, can I just say that I love that our version of talking about the World Cup is talking about how foreigners interact with American?
• 1:33:39
  Chris: Culture I just think that's it's the most it's like people watching, you know
• 1:33:43
  Nora: Like we get to see all of like how how other people see the United States through, you know through their eyes
• 1:33:49
  Nora: And that's like so cool to me. I don't know
• 1:33:51
  Nora: That's what the communities where these things come from is what makes you know, the good things also sports balls
• 1:33:59
  Charles: Yeah balls balls balls. Yeah, so
• 1:34:03
  Nora: He yeah, you couldn't I don't think there's any music
• 1:34:08
  Video: This is the biggest tourist attraction I can have as a European
• 1:34:16
  Chris: Let's go inside they've got like the Louvre and shit
• 1:34:19
  Chris: and we've got Walmart.
• 1:34:20
  Video: Yeah.
• 1:34:21
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:34:22
  Chris: As you can see, Walmart, it's huge.
• 1:34:25
  Video: Walmart.
• 1:34:26
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:34:27
  Video: It's so huge.
• 1:34:28
  Video: Come check out the pyramids.
• 1:34:29
  Video: You lost your ones.
• 1:34:30
  Video: Ours are a pyramid to capitalism.
• 1:34:32
  Video: I was just walking around the whole Walmart,
• 1:34:34
  Video: and I lost myself because it's so huge.
• 1:34:37
  Video: You can't compare this to Europe.
• 1:34:38
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:34:40
  Video: There are the big pizzas.
• 1:34:43
  Nora: I always see them looking at these giant pizzas.
• 1:34:45
  Nora: 1.26 kilos.
• 1:34:48
  Nora: (laughter)
• 1:34:50
  Nora: A pizza.
• 1:34:51
  Nora: (laughter)
• 1:34:53
  Video: I'm gonna look for something.
• 1:34:54
  Video: I don't know what that is.
• 1:34:55
  Charles: I only understand freedom units.
• 1:34:57
  Charles: Fuck this guy.
• 1:34:58
  Charles: I can eat one of those pizzas by myself.
• 1:35:00
  Nora: I know, right?
• 1:35:01
  Nora: (laughter)
• 1:35:03
  Video: The ingredients.
• 1:35:04
  Video: He's laughing at the ingredient list.
• 1:35:07
  Video: (laughter)
• 1:35:12
  Video: This is bigger than my future.
• 1:35:14
  Video: BBC, how you call it?
• 1:35:15
  Video: I need the stats, though.
• 1:35:17
  Chris: He just called that a BBC.
• 1:35:19
  Chris: Yes, he did.
• 1:35:20
  Chris: Wow.
• 1:35:21
  Chris: That's not OK.
• 1:35:23
  Chris: Mandy, you know what a BBC?
• 1:35:24
  Chris: No, I don't.
• 1:35:26
  Video: Hey, we can talk about that later.
• 1:35:28
  Chris: Let's talk about that after the show.
• 1:35:31
  Mandy: Is it another sports ball term?
• 1:35:33
  Chris: I hope not.
• 1:35:34
  Chris: There are there are balls involved.
• 1:35:38
  Chris: I mean, look at this.
• 1:35:40
  Video: Look at this, I see.
• 1:35:45
  Video: You can beat someone up with this big piece of meat.
• 1:35:48
  Video: Here we go for our Hispanics here, huh?
• 1:35:54
  Video: Un pedicito de Mexico.
• 1:35:58
  Video: Yes, product of Mexico, I guess.
• 1:36:00
  Video: My god.
• 1:36:02
  Video: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:36:05
  Mandy: You don't eat it all at once.
• 1:36:07
  Mandy: I know, like-
• 1:36:08
  Mandy: OK, so we have bigger families in the US than in Europe.
• 1:36:12
  Nora: Here's the thing.
• 1:36:13
  Nora: Our infrastructure, the reason why we have so much things like this, why he makes fun of us,
• 1:36:19
  Nora: the real reason that we have this is because it's a car-based infrastructure
• 1:36:22
  Nora: and so we go to the grocery store less frequently than people in Europe because
• 1:36:26
  Nora: they can go to the shop on the way home and they just get what they need every
• 1:36:29
  Nora: day from the shop to make dinner. But we meal prep and literally...
• 1:36:33
  Nora: Which sounds like a real pain in the ass. Right? We meal prep and we get everything that we need every two weeks.
• 1:36:38
  Nora: Don't say "we". We. Grocery shopping is the worst.
• 1:36:41
  Nora: But like I go shopping every two weeks, right?
• 1:36:43
  Nora: Like I don't go to the grocery store every week
• 1:36:45
  Nora: or every day, you know?
• 1:36:47
  Nora: Our car-based infrastructure is why we are this way.
• 1:36:51
  Charles: Right, right, 100%.
• 1:36:53
  Nora: Not like we have a choice.
• 1:36:55
  Charles: What else we got?
• 1:36:56
  Charles: Okay, next.
• 1:36:57
  Nora: Let's keep moving.
• 1:36:57
  Nora: Yeah, let's keep moving.
• 1:36:59
  Nora: Next, after this guy, 'cause this guy, he kinda stinks.
• 1:37:02
  Nora: Chris, stop playing this one.
• 1:37:04
  Nora: Okay, the UK, the last one.
• 1:37:07
  Nora: So obviously we know that British people
• 1:37:10
  Nora: don't really know how to they don't really understand the gravity of the United States,
• 1:37:14
  Nora: right? But here is a bunch of people from the British Isles who are appreciating us.
• 1:37:19
  Nora: So first of all, this is a Scott trying the Boston Cop Slide and you're welcome to use the music on
• 1:37:26
  Nora: this one. So he's playing the bagpipe going down the slide.
• 1:37:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:37:46
  Nora: But he didn't eat shit.
• 1:37:48
  Nora: No, I know.
• 1:37:49
  Nora: And this slide determines if you're pure of heart or not.
• 1:37:52
  Nora: If you go down slowly, you're pure of heart.
• 1:37:54
  Nora: And if you fly down that thing,
• 1:37:56
  Nora: you're not pure of heart, babe.
• 1:37:58
  Nora: Yep, yep, just like Taco Bell.
• 1:38:00
  Charles: That's why that cop just went down
• 1:38:01
  Charles: at like a thousand miles an hour.
• 1:38:02
  Nora: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 1:38:04
  Nora: There was another guy who went down at a thousand miles
• 1:38:06
  Nora: an hour.
• 1:38:07
  Nora: Next, I have a little bit of a news clip.
• 1:38:11
  Nora: The Scots literally drank Boston dry.
• 1:38:15
  Nora: They tripled St. Paddy's Day sales.
• 1:38:17
  Nora: So let's hear-
• 1:38:18
  Video: I wouldn't think that'd be possible.
• 1:38:19
  Video: Yeah, I know.
• 1:38:21
  Video: Beer, the Scots fans just drunk the place dry.
• 1:38:24
  Video: And all they had was like Bud Light.
• 1:38:26
  Video: If your favorite beer is missing from a tap-
• 1:38:28
  Video: We've never seen anything like it.
• 1:38:30
  Video: --there's a decent chance Scotland
• 1:38:32
  Video: had something to do with it.
• 1:38:33
  Video: Sam Adams downtown ran out of their signature Boston
• 1:38:37
  Video: over the weekend and needed an emergency delivery
• 1:38:40
  Video: to keep up with World Cup fans.
• 1:38:42
  Chris: They're just like,
• 1:38:42
  Chris: "We're gonna show these wankers how to drink."
• 1:38:44
  Video: Yeah, right, exactly.
• 1:38:45
  Video: And they're not the only ones running dry.
• 1:38:47
  Video: Pretty much everything.
• 1:38:48
  Video: We ran out of everything, Tennants being number one.
• 1:38:50
  Video: White Bull Tavern may have run out
• 1:38:52
  Video: of Scotland's iconic Tennants beer,
• 1:38:54
  Video: but that didn't stop the party.
• 1:38:56
  Video: The fans have been unbelievable.
• 1:38:57
  Video: They're great, they're fun, they're drinking,
• 1:38:59
  Video: partying, having a great time.
• 1:39:00
  Chris: Great time.
• 1:39:01
  Chris: They just jumped behind the bar
• 1:39:04
  Chris: and started drinking, like rubbing out.
• 1:39:06
  Video: I'm going to have to get
• 1:39:19
  Video: can still find their tenants lager.
• 1:39:22
  Video: We managed to plan ahead and get an extra delivery
• 1:39:24
  Video: on last Saturday and I was told yesterday
• 1:39:27
  Video: the distributor has run out also.
• 1:39:29
  Video: He's getting his today and the rest of the city's
• 1:39:31
  Video: getting theirs tomorrow.
• 1:39:32
  Chris: Incredible.
• 1:39:33
  Chris: Oh my God, that's awesome.
• 1:39:34
  Nora: So the Scots are literally drinking Boston Dry,
• 1:39:36
  Nora: but the other thing is they're being really like,
• 1:39:39
  Nora: they're not being unmanageable,
• 1:39:41
  Nora: they're not being like absurdly drunk
• 1:39:44
  Nora: and you know, they're not distressing everyone else.
• 1:39:47
  Nora: They're having a great time
• 1:39:48
  Nora: and making Boston a more fun place.
• 1:39:50
  Nora: They invaded Fenway Park and were there for a Red Sox game
• 1:39:55
  Nora: and they had no idea what baseball was,
• 1:39:56
  Nora: but they had a great time. - Same.
• 1:39:58
  Nora: Yeah, they had a great time.
• 1:39:59
  Nora: And it's just wonderful to see,
• 1:40:01
  Nora: Boston is trying to figure out a way
• 1:40:03
  Nora: to get the Scots back to Boston every year
• 1:40:05
  Nora: because they love them so much.
• 1:40:07
  Nora: That's adorable.
• 1:40:10
  Nora: So next we're gonna watch somebody try canes
• 1:40:14
  Nora: for the first time.
• 1:40:14
  Nora: Oh, that's amazing.
• 1:40:16
  Nora: Yeah, this is an Irishman trying canes for the first time.
• 1:40:20
  Video: [Irishman noises]
• 1:40:21
  Video: BOSH!
• 1:40:23
  Video: Americans claim it's overhyped. Everyone outside of America says it's the best thing they've ever tasted.
• 1:40:28
  Video: Let's find out just how good Raising Cane's really is.
• 1:40:30
  Video: I went to Standard's and got some chicken combo meal.
• 1:40:33
  Video: Got chips, coke, chicken dippers, small Raising Cane sauce, massive Raising Cane sauce, and a lemonade.
• 1:40:40
  Video: Oh, okay, so that's all Raising Cane's sauce.
• 1:40:42
  Chris: Wait, that whole cup is full of sauce?
• 1:40:44
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:40:45
  Chris: Holy shit
• 1:40:47
  Video: That's
• 1:41:15
  Video: in the sauce. That sauce? Different.
• 1:41:19
  Video: Oh no! Oh my god, tell me when it's over.
• 1:41:25
  Chris: It's over, I think.
• 1:41:27
  Video: The chip is thundered, but it's soft.
• 1:41:30
  Video: Man, for some reason, fucking bread.
• 1:41:33
  Video: Slobber it in, you know yourself.
• 1:41:35
  Video: Oh no.
• 1:41:38
  Mandy: Holy Christmas. No, you don't need to do that.
• 1:41:40
  Mandy: No, Americans, do not do this.
• 1:41:42
  Mandy: Oh, he ate half the whole thing.
• 1:41:43
  Video: God, that's so gross.
• 1:41:46
  Video: Overall, I'm being real, chicken butt stuff is bland.
• 1:41:48
  Video: I'm gonna be, I'll be straight up,
• 1:41:49
  Video: the chicken is so bland.
• 1:41:50
  Chris: Yeah, but that's not the point.
• 1:41:52
  Chris: Yeah, you're right.
• 1:41:53
  Chris: The chicken is just a sauce delivery system.
• 1:41:56
  Chris: That's the whole reason for doing this.
• 1:41:57
  Nora: For cane sauce.
• 1:41:57
  Nora: The cane sauce is so good.
• 1:42:00
  Mandy: (laughs)
• 1:42:00
  Mandy: Okay, but good enough to be drinking it straight up?
• 1:42:03
  Mandy: No, no, no, no.
• 1:42:03
  Mandy: No, God no.
• 1:42:04
  Video: I wouldn't.
• 1:42:05
  Video: The two work hand in hand.
• 1:42:06
  Video: Yeah, for the actual quality of the food.
• 1:42:07
  Video: No one terms of how good the sauce is.
• 1:42:09
  Video: That sauce slaps.
• 1:42:11
  Mandy: Also, just lemonade, it's an Arnold Palmer, thank you.
• 1:42:15
  Charles: True that, true that.
• 1:42:17
  Charles: You guys know that they also have honey mustard at Cane's?
• 1:42:20
  Video: No, did anyone get it?
• 1:42:21
  Nora: Did I ever get honey mustard, is it homemade?
• 1:42:23
  Charles: It's homemade, house made honey mustard.
• 1:42:26
  Nora: I did not know that.
• 1:42:27
  Charles: It's a little bit wetter than I normally would go for,
• 1:42:30
  Charles: for like a honey mustard, a little bit wetter.
• 1:42:32
  Charles: That's what she, nevermind.
• 1:42:34
  Charles: Holy shit.
• 1:42:35
  Mandy: Wait, I don't feel like this is true.
• 1:42:37
  Mandy: That sounds really good.
• 1:42:38
  Mandy: Is this really true?
• 1:42:39
  Chris: This is 100% true.
• 1:42:41
  Mandy: I get it every single time I go to Cane's.
• 1:42:42
  Mandy: Cane's is closed right now.
• 1:42:43
  Chris: Is it a secret menu item?
• 1:42:45
  Mandy: I think Cane's stays open until like 2 a.m.
• 1:42:47
  Mandy: and we can go to Cane's after that.
• 1:42:48
  Mandy: They're closed.
• 1:42:49
  Chris: Yes, but the one in Fort Collins is being renovated.
• 1:42:51
  Chris: The one that's just down the street is closed.
• 1:42:53
  Mandy: You have to go to Loveland for it,
• 1:42:55
  Mandy: which I'm not going to do.
• 1:42:56
  Mandy: I sure did.
• 1:42:57
  Mandy: It's on the way.
• 1:42:57
  Mandy: I will, I don't know, it's on the way home for me.
• 1:42:59
  Mandy: That's true.
• 1:43:00
  Mandy: I don't know, I can go just a little bit out of the way.
• 1:43:02
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:43:03
  Mandy: I haven't had dinner.
• 1:43:04
  Mandy: Two more, I know, I'm hungry.
• 1:43:05
  Chris: She rolls up
• 1:43:11
  Chris: And then be like it's another one of the white man's line. Yeah, right remember Mandy Charles is known for lying
• 1:43:20
  Mandy: All right, I'm very gullible it's not fun to lie to the gullible
• 1:43:24
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong as a guy. Yeah, can you just cut to my screen real quick?
• 1:43:29
  Charles: What um a raisin canes offers honey mustard as a secret menu item?
• 1:43:34
  Nora: Okay, cool
• 1:43:36
  Nora: Yeah, see they're closed for remodeling right now
• 1:43:39
  Nora: Embarrassing screenshots on Charles's desktop. Yeah, look at that. That's nice
• 1:43:46
  Nora: Okay
• 1:43:50
  Nora: Now I want honey mustard and canes and I'm not gonna get it I'm sad I'm real tempted to go home that way
• 1:43:55
  Chris: I'm also tempted to to do that. Should we just go do that?
• 1:43:59
  Chris: And then our significant others are like where you guys come on. I mean little be asleep. So that's fine
• 1:44:06
  Chris: Google needs to learn English do canes really have honey mustard. It's does well so to most English speakers in America
• 1:44:15
  Charles: How do you order it though? How do you order the honey mustard? Can I have a secret secret honey mustard?
• 1:44:21
  Charles: No, you have to say I need the yellow sloppy
• 1:44:26
  Charles: Give me some of that yellow sloppy. I cannot do that. That's how you have to order it though
• 1:44:32
  Chris: I did not do that. No, we're not we're not doing that
• 1:44:38
  Charles: I gotta have some of that yellow sloppy with my kids, you know?
• 1:44:42
  Nora: So the next video, uh, everything I do is wrong.
• 1:44:45
  Nora: British people don't understand.
• 1:44:46
  Nora: They don't, they don't know about diners.
• 1:44:48
  Nora: They're not familiar with diners.
• 1:44:49
  Nora: So with diners, love a good diner.
• 1:44:51
  Nora: This British couple went to IHOP and uh, evidently this was a life changing experience for them.
• 1:44:58
  Nora: So let's go ahead and watch.
• 1:44:59
  Video: So I hopped for breakfast.
• 1:45:01
  Video: I've seen these stacks of pancakes all over my for you page.
• 1:45:04
  Video: So I have to get them.
• 1:45:05
  Video: Here we are.
• 1:45:06
  Video: We've just sat down, I haven't looked at the menu yet but everything just looks so nice
• 1:45:11
  Video: I don't know what these are, I bet it's sauces or something
• 1:45:14
  Video: We've got old fashioned blueberry, butter pecan and strawberry
• 1:45:18
  Video: We're gonna be using that strawberry a lot later
• 1:45:20
  Video: I feel like they might be like syrups in this huge pan
• 1:45:23
  Video: I didn't know that they were syrups
• 1:45:25
  Video: I have actually been here before but I've never ordered that
• 1:45:28
  Video: and I'm really tempted to get like sausage, egg, hash brown or just get pancakes
• 1:45:34
  Video: I'm definitely getting a pancake.
• 1:45:36
  Video: You can even get chicken and waffles.
• 1:45:38
  Video: Hi, it's me. When I get in here with my dad, he always gets the buttermilk biscuit and gravy combo.
• 1:45:43
  Video: Which I've never actually tried before. But I feel like I might try that at a different place if I don't like it.
• 1:45:48
  Video: Then I'm bored to death for breakfast and I've got to eat it.
• 1:45:50
  Charles: So I think we're going to get this.
• 1:45:51
  Charles: Okay, pause it, pause it, pause it.
• 1:45:55
  Charles: Do they not eat? Like this is pancakes, eggs, and sausage.
• 1:46:01
  Nora: Have you seen a British breakfast?
• 1:46:03
  Chris: I mean yet British breakfast is legitimately disgusting like mushrooms. Nobody wants that for right? Have you seen a British breakfast?
• 1:46:11
  Nora: Yeah, British a big breakfast in England is like
• 1:46:15
  Nora: like
• 1:46:16
  Nora: gravy
• 1:46:17
  Nora: eggs
• 1:46:19
  Nora: tomatoes baked beans
• 1:46:22
  Nora: like with like tea
• 1:46:24
  Nora: It's not like it's not like
• 1:46:26
  Nora: Sausage eggs and bacon that we have like with hash browns here
• 1:46:29
  Nora: Like they're they go the very savory route and make it disgusting
• 1:46:34
  Chris: I will say - I was ready to call bullshit and say that they were just doing this for content because I'm like surely
• 1:46:40
  Chris: There are I hops in the UK there are not
• 1:46:43
  Chris: However, there are I hops in the Americas the Middle East South Asia and Southeast Asia
• 1:46:50
  Chris: Including Kuwait Qatar Bahrain the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Lebanon
• 1:46:55
  Chris: So United Kingdom get your shit together
• 1:47:02
  Nora: Yeah, why aren't the British why don't the British know what a diner is because well
• 1:47:07
  Charles: I think they just don't understand food
• 1:47:09
  Charles: I saw like three British women go to a Chili's and like freak out of her monster orgasms over mozzarella sticks. Yeah
• 1:47:16
  Nora: Yeah over a cheese. I mean that Chili's can hit sometimes
• 1:47:22
  Chris: In Ecuador, oh
• 1:47:24
  Nora: Yeah, I just thought it was so funny how like this British guy goes into an IHOP and goes it's so nice
• 1:47:30
  Nora: It's so nice
• 1:47:32
  Video: The world's nicest restaurant
• 1:47:34
  Video: So nice
• 1:47:36
  Video: I feel like a little man with my strawberry
• 1:47:38
  Video: Just want tea?
• 1:47:40
  Video: The food has just come
• 1:47:41
  Video: Honestly it took about 5 minutes to come as well
• 1:47:44
  Video: But we've got pancakes with strawberries and banana
• 1:47:47
  Video: And then I got caramel sauce
• 1:47:48
  Video: On the side to pour it on
• 1:47:50
  Video: I've gone with the breakfast sample so I've got
• 1:47:52
  Video: Scrambled eggs, sausage, hash brown
• 1:47:54
  Video: bacon ham and then the ultimate pancakes.
• 1:47:57
  Video: There's still two minutes left of this.
• 1:48:00
  Nora: You can definitely, you don't have to watch
• 1:48:02
  Nora: this whole thing.
• 1:48:02
  Nora: Just the fact that they were like, this is nice to them.
• 1:48:05
  Nora: Like, IHOP is nice.
• 1:48:07
  Chris: I mean, I'm glad that we could provide them
• 1:48:09
  Chris: that American hospitality that apparently only us,
• 1:48:13
  Chris: all of the Asian countries,
• 1:48:14
  Chris: and most of the Middle East also have.
• 1:48:16
  Nora: Well, the Asian countries and the Middle East
• 1:48:18
  Mandy: got it from us, so.
• 1:48:20
  Mandy: I think they need to go to a Waffle House
• 1:48:22
  Mandy: if they want true Americana.
• 1:48:24
  Charles: At first when we learned that they didn't have them
• 1:48:26
  Charles: in Europe for the most part, I was like,
• 1:48:31
  Charles: are they international?
• 1:48:32
  Charles: Are they lying?
• 1:48:34
  Charles: That's the funniest, like when did they start
• 1:48:37
  Charles: calling themselves the International House of Pancakes?
• 1:48:40
  Charles: Did they have multiple locations outside of the US
• 1:48:43
  Charles: before they had that?
• 1:48:45
  Chris: International House of Pancakes was founded in 1958
• 1:48:49
  Chris: in Los Angeles.
• 1:48:52
  Chris: The first locations were in California and it looks like,
• 1:48:56
  Chris: trying to see when they-
• 1:48:58
  Chris: Went international?
• 1:48:59
  Chris: When they went international.
• 1:49:00
  Nora: I believe the international referenced the kinds of
• 1:49:05
  Nora: pancakes that they would make.
• 1:49:06
  Nora: Like a German pancake.
• 1:49:08
  Nora: Crepe?
• 1:49:08
  Nora: And like a crepe, yeah.
• 1:49:10
  Nora: I think that that was-
• 1:49:11
  Nora: No.
• 1:49:11
  Nora: That's how I always understood it.
• 1:49:12
  Mandy: I don't see IHOP doing a Dutch baby anytime soon.
• 1:49:15
  Mandy: Well, I don't either.
• 1:49:16
  Chris: And if they did, it would suck.
• 1:49:18
  Mandy: It would be bad.
• 1:49:19
  Charles: No, I don't-
• 1:49:20
  Charles: What do you think?
• 1:49:21
  Charles: I would agree with you because if that was the case,
• 1:49:22
  Charles: they would be called themselves
• 1:49:23
  Charles: the house of international pancakes, right?
• 1:49:26
  Chris: Those are two different things.
• 1:49:28
  Chris: IHOP sounds good.
• 1:49:31
  Chris: Hoip?
• 1:49:31
  Chris: Hoip doesn't sound very good at all.
• 1:49:34
  Chris: Let's go to Hoip.
• 1:49:36
  Chris: Well, what makes, I mean,
• 1:49:37
  Mandy: I probably called it that after bar hopping for a while.
• 1:49:41
  Chris: I do not know when they first went international.
• 1:49:45
  Chris: It looks like the Middle East locations
• 1:49:49
  Chris: started opening in 2012.
• 1:49:50
  Chris: I don't know about the South,
• 1:49:53
  Chris: oh, the South American locations.
• 1:49:55
  Chris: I'm not. - Or Central American.
• 1:49:57
  Nora: I'm right.
• 1:49:58
  Nora: Charles, I'm right.
• 1:49:59
  Nora: The International House of Pancakes,
• 1:50:00
  Nora: now originally known, now simply known as IHOP,
• 1:50:02
  Nora: originally referred to their globally inspired menu
• 1:50:05
  Nora: rather than all their locations.
• 1:50:07
  Charles: I hear you, but that's,
• 1:50:08
  Charles: then they need to be called HOIP.
• 1:50:10
  Charles: Take it up with HOIP.
• 1:50:11
  Charles: Everything I do is wrong.
• 1:50:13
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:50:14
  Nora: Okay, I have one more.
• 1:50:15
  Nora: I have one more.
• 1:50:16
  Nora: Why is this so entertaining, Charles?
• 1:50:17
  Nora: One more.
• 1:50:18
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:50:19
  Nora: I had such a bad week.
• 1:50:21
  Nora: Here's some British people enjoying a seafood boil.
• 1:50:23
  Chris: Charles, you know this makes it better.
• 1:50:26
  Chris: No, it does not.
• 1:50:27
  Mandy: Look, on the upside, you're not gonna get shanked
• 1:50:30
  Mandy: on your way to the car. - Seafood boil.
• 1:50:33
  Charles: Seafood boil.
• 1:50:34
  Charles: Seafood boil. - Seafood boil.
• 1:50:36
  Charles: Seafood boil.
• 1:50:37
  Charles: It's our safe word.
• 1:50:38
  Chris: Seafood boil.
• 1:50:40
  Chris: Your safe word?
• 1:50:41
  Chris: What are you doing over there? - Seafood boil!
• 1:50:43
  Video: I'm listening to your recommendations,
• 1:50:45
  Video: I'm in Houston, Texas, and we have come to a place
• 1:50:48
  Video: called Twin Crab, and we're getting a seafood boil.
• 1:50:52
  Video: We're so excited for this.
• 1:50:53
  Video: The thing Manny loves to not eat.
• 1:50:55
  Video: Basically, you just make your own seafood boil.
• 1:50:57
  Video: So excited.
• 1:50:58
  Video: Okay.
• 1:50:59
  Charles: Okay, can we get four of this? - They make their own
• 1:51:01
  Charles: seafood boil, is that what she said?
• 1:51:03
  Nora: The restaurant does custom seafood boils.
• 1:51:06
  Nora: You can do your custom mix.
• 1:51:09
  Video: A pound of shrimp.
• 1:51:10
  Video: Want a pound of crab legs?
• 1:51:12
  Chris: Wait a second, do they know what a pound is?
• 1:51:15
  Nora: They're doing this for the influence.
• 1:51:16
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:51:17
  Video: Four legs each.
• 1:51:18
  Video: Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:20
  Video: Half a pound of scallops.
• 1:51:22
  Video: Half a pound of sausage.
• 1:51:23
  Video: Potatoes for corn, and then can I get a boiled egg?
• 1:51:27
  Video: 12 eggs in.
• 1:51:28
  Video: Yeah.
• 1:51:29
  Nora: It's for the table too.
• 1:51:31
  Video: A couple of them.
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  Video: Cajun garlic, okay, yeah, let's do that then.
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  Video: Yeah, so we'll get the twin crab house special sauce.
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  Video: So can we have it mild, please?
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  Video: Thank you.
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  Video: So these are gloves, and these are wipes.
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  Video: And...
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  Nora: Here's my biggest gripe with this.
• 1:51:47
  Nora: This is hair up activity.
• 1:51:49
  Nora: Yeah.
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  Nora: Her whole head is gonna smell like crab boil
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  Nora: until she washes her hair.
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  Charles: Oh, that looks so good.
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  Mandy: Yeah, I know.
• 1:52:00
  Mandy: It looks amazing.
• 1:52:02
  Mandy: It will not taste amazing.
• 1:52:05
  Mandy: That really does look amazing.
• 1:52:06
  Charles: I will taste the main thing.
• 1:52:08
  Mandy: We should do a crawfish boil.
• 1:52:09
  Charles: Dude, that would be so awesome.
• 1:52:11
  Charles: Or a boil sometime.
• 1:52:12
  Mandy: I'd share a boil with you.
• 1:52:13
  Charles: Brilliant.
• 1:52:15
  Mandy: The actor and I went for my first crab boil.
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  Video: This might be the best thing I've ever eaten.
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  Nora: Well, they don't have any flavor in England,
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  Nora: so of course a boil is going to be good.
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  Video: You know?
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  Mandy: I ordered all the stuff, and then also ordered chicken fingers.
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  Mandy: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:52:40
  Mandy: That's true.
• 1:52:41
  Mandy: I ate chicken fingers.
• 1:52:43
  Charles: I want a seafood boil right now.
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  Mandy: Wait, at least you tried it.
• 1:52:47
  Mandy: I did try it all.
• 1:52:47
  Mandy: I did try every single bit of it.
• 1:52:49
  Mandy: I'm so hungry.
• 1:52:51
  Mandy: Like, I even tried crappish.
• 1:52:52
  Mandy: Look at that.
• 1:52:55
  Charles: All right.
• 1:52:56
  Charles: All right, we're getting hungry.
• 1:52:57
  Nora: I need to-
• 1:52:59
  Nora: So those are all my videos that I wanted to bring to you guys.
• 1:53:05
  Nora: Just kind of showing off the great American sleepover
• 1:53:08
  Nora: as they're calling it online.
• 1:53:11
  Nora: Stay tuned because we still have a few more weeks of games
• 1:53:14
  Nora: for the men's World Cup.
• 1:53:16
  Nora: And then the women's World Cup starts shortly after that.
• 1:53:19
  Nora: And the US women have won four World Cup titles
• 1:53:24
  Nora: since the women's World Cup started,
• 1:53:27
  Nora: unlike the men's soccer team.
• 1:53:29
  Chris: So. - Womp womp.
• 1:53:30
  Mandy: Well, I just love that the American culture
• 1:53:32
  Mandy: that they're all being exposed to is just food.
• 1:53:34
  Mandy: It's not the national parks.
• 1:53:35
  Mandy: No. - It's not anything else.
• 1:53:36
  Nora: It's food. - Well, that is also my choice
• 1:53:38
  Nora: of what I highlighted.
• 1:53:40
  Nora: There are some people who are quite enjoying the landscape
• 1:53:42
  Nora: because the other thing, you know,
• 1:53:43
  Nora: there is a lot of good landscape.
• 1:53:44
  Nora: Maybe I'll pick some of those videos for next week.
• 1:53:46
  Nora: But yeah.
• 1:53:48
  Charles: We've gone so long.
• 1:53:50
  Charles: This is a long episode.
• 1:53:51
  Charles: I'm trying to wrap us up.
• 1:53:52
  Charles: Let's wrap it all up.
• 1:53:53
  Mandy: Well, I'm hungry.
• 1:53:54
  Mandy: Yep, time to go to Reese and Kane's,
• 1:53:56
  Mandy: get some, what is it, Charles?
• 1:53:58
  Charles: Honey mustard.
• 1:53:59
  Mandy: No, what is it? - Yellow sloppy.
• 1:54:01
  Charles: Oh, there you go.
• 1:54:02
  Charles: I'm never calling it yellow sloppy.
• 1:54:04
  Charles: Can you please go and record yourself
• 1:54:06
  Charles: ordering some yellow sloppy at a...
• 1:54:09
  Mandy: I don't know there's enough money in the world
• 1:54:11
  Mandy: to make me do that.
• 1:54:13
  Charles: They would know what you're talking about.
• 1:54:14
  Charles: It's the only yellow thing on the menu.
• 1:54:17
  Charles: Off the menu, really.
• 1:54:19
  Charles: Secret menu.
• 1:54:21
  Chris: Folks, we're here every week.
• 1:54:22
  Chris: Come back next week.
• 1:54:23
  Chris: We'll be here.
• 1:54:24
  Chris: Maybe we'll have solved the mystery of the Raising Canes.
• 1:54:27
  Chris: honey mustard. Yellow sloppy. Until then we love you we'll see you next week.
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