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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is it?
- 0:02Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of his program.
- 0:06Speaker 3: Listener discretion, is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 4: The Woody Shows?
- 0:24Speaker 3: It's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
- 0:45Speaker 5: Good morning everybody. Itday's Tuesday, date number two of five,
- 0:51Speaker 5: July twenty first, twenty twenty six. My name is what of?
- 0:54Speaker 5: That is great gory? We got menace?
- 0:56Speaker 6: What is up?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Hig Grad is here?
- 0:58Speaker 5: There is Sea Bass, got Sammy, Jeff g is here. Morgan,
- 1:03Speaker 5: our video producer, Vaughn is on the job today. Dumbass, Tyler, Bort,
- 1:07Speaker 5: and Menji. They're all here. Phones are open eight seven
- 1:11Speaker 5: seven forty four. Woody sent us a text over to
- 1:14Speaker 5: two to nine eight seven. We'll get some of the
- 1:17Speaker 5: trending news headlines and the birthdays. As always, you come
- 1:20Speaker 5: to know and expect these things from us, and we
- 1:22Speaker 5: will deliver. I promise medicine today. In history, it was
- 1:25Speaker 5: today July twenty first, in nineteen seventy two that George
- 1:30Speaker 5: Carlin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct for using
- 1:33Speaker 5: profanity on stage in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Now correct me if
- 1:37Speaker 5: I'm wrong. SeaBASS is a student of comedy. This was
- 1:41Speaker 5: the seven Dirty Words thing, right?
- 1:43Speaker 7: I believe that's correct. Yeah, seventy two.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Yeah, because like that's where by the way, the FCC
- 1:48Speaker 5: based the seven Dirty Words off of the George Carlin skit.
- 1:52Speaker 7: Michell literally has no basis in law. And by the way,
- 1:55Speaker 7: that's not even hard that's not even hard and fast rule.
- 1:57Speaker 7: Like they don't give us a hit as technically broadcasters
- 2:01Speaker 7: a list of you cannot say these specific you know,
- 2:03Speaker 7: when they hear it, we don't need So that's why
- 2:06Speaker 7: sometimes you'll see, like we say a whole but we
- 2:08Speaker 7: don't necessarily have to.
- 2:10Speaker 3: I heard other radio shows say the full word, right. Yeah.
- 2:13Speaker 8: See, that's remind us of the Seven Dirty Words are.
- 2:15Speaker 7: So it starts with fudge and then heck and then
- 2:20Speaker 7: uh all darn it. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Totally made
- 2:25Speaker 7: up by a guy who is an operted comedian. It's funny.
- 2:31Speaker 7: Harley Williams, the comedian, recently talked about this. He's like,
- 2:33Speaker 7: you ask any comic who their favorite comedians always say
- 2:36Speaker 7: George Carlin and Richard Nixon and Richard and he knows, like,
- 2:42Speaker 7: but how often is anybody going back and listening to
- 2:44Speaker 7: their stuff? In fact, Greg, I know you listen to
- 2:45Speaker 7: some of the comedy replay channels like I do, and
- 2:48Speaker 7: Carlin stuff comes on. It's just like it's somebody giving
- 2:50Speaker 7: a lecture.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Very this is smart.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Is the way that he weaves everything around. Yeah, it is.
- 3:02Speaker 7: Listen to his famous football thing or like he breaks
- 3:04Speaker 7: down what all the words mean because.
- 3:06Speaker 8: At the time, no one else had done that.
- 3:07Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 3:08Speaker 10: Yeah, at the time, not a lot of people were
- 3:09Speaker 10: doing comedy and knew what was fine.
- 3:11Speaker 8: And they're not saying they're not saying it's funny now.
- 3:14Speaker 8: They're saying and when they were kids.
- 3:16Speaker 5: But you don't you don't think that George Carlin was
- 3:18Speaker 5: an intelligent guy.
- 3:19Speaker 7: I think he's trying.
- 3:20Speaker 3: The way he framed arguments I thought was well done.
- 3:23Speaker 7: He passed himself off as an intelligent guy.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Hey, I was fooled. Yeah, I thought he was incredibly
- 3:29Speaker 3: smart wearing a black turtle that hell, I think he is.
- 3:32Speaker 5: I think he is. I think he was smart.
- 3:33Speaker 7: Okay, I mean again, but I'm saying that's not it's
- 3:36Speaker 7: not Hey, let's go to a smart show.
- 3:38Speaker 5: It's weird though comedy show from how do I know?
- 3:41Speaker 5: I'm not like an expert on comedy. I guess it
- 3:43Speaker 5: is subjective, but like to me if you like, I
- 3:46Speaker 5: can see where you say he was brilliant, like his
- 3:49Speaker 5: comedy was brilliant, and I would agree with that, like
- 3:52Speaker 5: I wouldn't even think twice.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think his fans to fit a
- 3:56Speaker 3: certain category. I know this one guy who's still to
- 3:58Speaker 3: this day hardcore George Carl fan, and they kind of
- 4:01Speaker 3: lean like doomsday prepper, really very hardcore libertarian, like leave
- 4:09Speaker 3: me alone. See that.
- 4:11Speaker 5: Today, July twenty first, Today is National b Someone Day, right,
- 4:15Speaker 5: so you know, just go. Today is National Black Women's
- 4:19Speaker 5: Equal Payday. So happy Black Women's Equal Pay Day, everybody
- 4:22Speaker 5: speaking of Sammy Today. Sammy Day's National Craft for your
- 4:26Speaker 5: local shelters Day.
- 4:29Speaker 10: It's something from.
- 4:34Speaker 5: Take a Monkey to Lunch Day. And it's also National
- 4:38Speaker 5: junk Food Day every day jump Food. Before we get
- 4:42Speaker 5: to the birthdays, there is a story involving a celebrity
- 4:45Speaker 5: and it's Jim Parsons.
- 4:47Speaker 3: Jim Oh ye dude. I saw this and it made
- 4:50Speaker 3: me so mad.
- 4:52Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I thought of Greg this because
- 4:54Speaker 5: he's did you did you read it? Though?
- 4:57Speaker 2: No?
- 4:57Speaker 3: I mean I got the gist of it. Let's put
- 4:59Speaker 3: it that way. It was like.
- 5:00Speaker 5: Boo, okay, so here wait, here's here's the headline. Jim
- 5:05Speaker 5: Parson says he was miserable at the height of Big
- 5:09Speaker 5: Bang Theory fame. I wouldn't do that again, now, Greg,
- 5:15Speaker 5: what what what does it mean? What is like? What
- 5:17Speaker 5: happened with him? How did you feel that way? What
- 5:19Speaker 5: was it all about?
- 5:20Speaker 3: That's the part I left out. But you're how you
- 5:26Speaker 3: work one day a week? Well, I know they don't,
- 5:28Speaker 3: they have to rehearse blah blah blah blah. He's not
- 5:30Speaker 3: arguing that, but you're making what what was he making
- 5:33Speaker 3: per episode and a half?
- 5:34Speaker 5: I forget what they were all.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Making seven if not high sex right, something that most
- 5:38Speaker 3: people would take essentially their entire lifetime to make. He
- 5:41Speaker 3: was making every week. It doesn't matter if you're miserable,
- 5:44Speaker 3: Let's say you were getting kicked in the stomach every
- 5:48Speaker 3: time you went to work. Still makes up for it.
- 5:52Speaker 5: And I'm a you know, I'm just as uh, you know,
- 5:56Speaker 5: guilty of this as you are with this one where
- 5:59Speaker 5: you know, they write the headline that way because they're
- 6:01Speaker 5: you know, they want you to click on. And so
- 6:04Speaker 5: it worked for me because I'm like, oh god, Greg's
- 6:06Speaker 5: gonna hate this, and so I clicked on it. So
- 6:09Speaker 5: he is, you know, being asked about like, oh that
- 6:12Speaker 5: was that must have been so much fun, and he's like, man,
- 6:14Speaker 5: he goes, I look back now, and I realized that
- 6:16Speaker 5: there were many ways at some of the best moments
- 6:19Speaker 5: in my life, I was miserable. I wasn't happy. I
- 6:22Speaker 5: was so stressed. I felt that there were so many
- 6:24Speaker 5: plates that I was supposed to be keeping in the air,
- 6:26Speaker 5: and that the success and all the good things of
- 6:29Speaker 5: life that were happening to me were only due to
- 6:32Speaker 5: this overworking, this discipline and whatever that he put on himself.
- 6:36Speaker 5: So he held himself like because he was trying to
- 6:38Speaker 5: do too much. And he figured but even though he
- 6:40Speaker 5: was like.
- 6:40Speaker 7: You gotta give me specifics on that. Though I know
- 6:42Speaker 7: that's very generic, I don't know what that means.
- 6:45Speaker 8: Think that the success or failure of this show was
- 6:47Speaker 8: writing entirely on him.
- 6:48Speaker 5: But he's not the writer, No, he's not. And he says,
- 6:53Speaker 5: I wouldn't do that again, meaning like he wouldn't approach
- 6:55Speaker 5: it that way again, Like he's not doubt that.
- 6:58Speaker 3: He wouldn't do the series again. Correct, he would he
- 7:01Speaker 3: wouldn't go mentally down that road.
- 7:02Speaker 5: And that and that's why the the the headline is misleading.
- 7:07Speaker 5: He said, I made he said quote, I made myself miserable.
- 7:10Speaker 5: It'd be like you stressing too much about this job
- 7:13Speaker 5: of you know, blah blah blah blah, because you felt
- 7:15Speaker 5: like it all hinged on you, like doing this crazy obsessive,
- 7:21Speaker 5: compulsive type of approach to what you're doing.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Maybe I'm being too simplistic about it. But because of
- 7:26Speaker 3: the paycheck, even if he did feel that way, well,
- 7:29Speaker 3: that's what you get.
- 7:30Speaker 5: He goes, Yes, I was disciplined. It takes Yes, I
- 7:33Speaker 5: was disciplined. Yes, I had a good work ethic, but
- 7:35Speaker 5: a lot of it was because it was kind of O. C.
- 7:38Speaker 5: D in nature.
- 7:40Speaker 8: Well, but that's fine.
- 7:43Speaker 3: I'm not I get it. Like if that job, like
- 7:46Speaker 3: a job where you could go and play act on
- 7:48Speaker 3: a fun set, paid one hundred grand a year, most
- 7:52Speaker 3: people would probably be like, damn, that's go back to
- 7:56Speaker 3: making millions a week.
- 7:57Speaker 7: To what he's doing is he's showing up in an
- 8:00Speaker 7: air conditioned place, working let's twelve hours, four or five
- 8:05Speaker 7: days a week, with giant numbers of weeks off. He's
- 8:08Speaker 7: not writing, he's not producing, he's not editing, he's just
- 8:11Speaker 7: reading lines.
- 8:13Speaker 3: He's well think having heard the rest of the story,
- 8:17Speaker 3: he's over selling, like all the stress and.
- 8:20Speaker 5: But you put it on. He's not saying that there was,
- 8:22Speaker 5: like he's not he's not disputing any really what Sea
- 8:26Speaker 5: Bass is saying. He's saying the way that he approached
- 8:28Speaker 5: that was maybe so they lost out on a lot
- 8:31Speaker 5: of life is necessarily he wouldn't do that again. But
- 8:37Speaker 5: I don't. I don't amost understand how he's doing that.
- 8:39Speaker 5: I mean, he just maybe he's something he's correct. So like,
- 8:46Speaker 5: you know, somebody explained this to me years ago, and
- 8:50Speaker 5: this was somebody who was like a stay at home
- 8:52Speaker 5: parent for a while and then they went back to
- 8:54Speaker 5: work and they go, Man, when I was a stay
- 8:56Speaker 5: at home parent, I thought I was more busy than
- 8:58Speaker 5: I actually was, because when I had less to do,
- 9:02Speaker 5: the couple things that I really had to do felt
- 9:04Speaker 5: more overwhelming because it wasn't it wasn't the it wasn't
- 9:09Speaker 5: the hustle and bustle of like a full time job
- 9:11Speaker 5: and all the things that come along with that. Yeah,
- 9:14Speaker 5: and then they realized like once they went back into
- 9:16Speaker 5: that life, once they were back into that life of
- 9:20Speaker 5: you know now you have some stuff at home, but
- 9:21Speaker 5: they also have this work responsibility. Okay, that like you lose,
- 9:25Speaker 5: you lose your sense of what really is busy, what
- 9:28Speaker 5: really is you know how.
- 9:30Speaker 7: Much you can cram in a deck chaos?
- 9:32Speaker 5: Yeah, things feel more chaos, you know. So I get it.
- 9:36Speaker 5: I get it. I mean, I understand what he's saying.
- 9:40Speaker 5: I think they kind of did him dirty with the
- 9:42Speaker 5: with the headline.
- 9:42Speaker 7: They always do well.
- 9:44Speaker 3: Even having heard the rest of the story. Like I said,
- 9:47Speaker 3: I admittedly basically stopped at the headline. Now hearing the
- 9:50Speaker 3: rest of the story, I'm still saying, Yeah, well, I
- 9:53Speaker 3: mean look like, oh you put pressure on yourself.
- 9:56Speaker 5: Let's let's let's let's draw. Let's draw a direct comparison
- 9:59Speaker 5: to what we do here on this show. We complain
- 10:02Speaker 5: all the time about our schedule and people who are listening,
- 10:05Speaker 5: and we hear from them. We hear from them every
- 10:07Speaker 5: once in a while like oh booo, so you guys
- 10:10Speaker 5: had to get up. I'm in to sit around and
- 10:12Speaker 5: talk a bunch of crap and guess who's farted you.
- 10:16Speaker 3: But at least we follow up. Yeah, we complain about
- 10:18Speaker 3: the schedule, but pretty fun job. We love it.
- 10:21Speaker 5: And that I think that's exactly his point, Like, you know,
- 10:25Speaker 5: there there was this thing that was you know, but
- 10:27Speaker 5: he didn't.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Even have that. You're also incredited by it. He was
- 10:29Speaker 3: in his own head.
- 10:30Speaker 5: It's not that I'm biased. I understand what he's I'm like, oh, man,
- 10:33Speaker 5: you know he's gonna.
- 10:34Speaker 3: He with David Shwimmer saying it, you wouldn't be like,
- 10:36Speaker 3: I totally get it.
- 10:37Speaker 7: David wells if that's fair.
- 10:40Speaker 5: If I heard the explanation as to why he put
- 10:42Speaker 5: it on himself. People make themselves more crazy.
- 10:45Speaker 3: But to me, this is essentially the equivalent, in some
- 10:48Speaker 3: weird way of famous people that hate being famous. Will
- 10:52Speaker 3: you chose that life? Boo hoo. Yeah, but they're taking
- 10:56Speaker 3: my picture well, yeah, because you're an A list movie star. Yeah.
- 10:58Speaker 5: I agree with you completely one thousand percent on that,
- 11:02Speaker 5: Like one thousand percent on that.
- 11:03Speaker 7: I think what Greg saying is because this is Jim
- 11:05Speaker 7: Parson started the Big Bang theory. Now that it's over
- 11:07Speaker 7: and he looks back and watches it, he's like, oh,
- 11:09Speaker 7: I stressed myself out over there.
- 11:11Speaker 3: Such garbage love show.
- 11:14Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys would have still make the argument about that. Yeah,
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- 11:24Speaker 3: She was like, it's shivery, and you know, we don't.
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- 11:31Speaker 5: super huge birthdays today. But you guys remember Josh hartnan
- 11:34Speaker 5: oh yeah your half Yeah yeah, but that was like
- 11:37Speaker 5: twenty eight years ago that he was a big deal.
- 11:40Speaker 5: What is he in anything these days? Like he did
- 11:43Speaker 5: one in that horror movie? Yeah, yeah, I watched that
- 11:48Speaker 5: heart Straw of the early two thousands. Josh Hartnett is
- 11:51Speaker 5: known from Pearl Harbor, The Faculty, and Black Hawk Down.
- 11:55Speaker 3: All Right, and he was in a Halloween movie that's
- 11:58Speaker 3: all hell old.
- 11:59Speaker 5: He's forty eight year old today. Juno Temple from Ted
- 12:02Speaker 5: Lasso and The Dark Knight Rises is thirty seven Fits
- 12:06Speaker 5: of Fits in the Tantrums is fifty seven. Ali Landry,
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- 12:53Speaker 5: of my favorites. Back to the Cooter and back to
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- 12:56Speaker 3: Too, Yes, your all time favorite.
- 12:58Speaker 5: And then who can forget Greg her unforgetable role in
- 13:01Speaker 5: sixty nine The Nail Salon.
- 13:03Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, real quick. I checked her Twitter. She's followed
- 13:06Speaker 7: by some person I follow, Frankie McDonald. Oh, Franky Frankie
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- 13:29Speaker 5: know what I did to deserve this algorithm? The Woody
- 13:32Speaker 5: Show one of my favorite comments. You know, I'm a
- 13:35Speaker 5: fan of the comments section. Is when someone says, I've
- 13:39Speaker 5: built this algorithm brick by brick.
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- 13:50Speaker 8: My other favorite is this algorithm just be dragging me
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- 13:53Speaker 7: At this point, it's so good.
- 13:56Speaker 5: It's another new hour. You're on the Woody Show Phones
- 13:59Speaker 5: opening seven seven four. Well, he text us check in
- 14:03Speaker 5: over to two two nine eight seven week check in
- 14:06Speaker 5: with Gina Grant. She's got the trending news headlines.
- 14:09Speaker 12: Well.
- 14:09Speaker 8: US army veteran has been arrested after he doused a
- 14:12Speaker 8: stairwell at a federal building in New York with gasoline
- 14:15Speaker 8: and lit it with a firework. Cops shot him with
- 14:17Speaker 8: airsoft bullets and then we're able to arrest him. But
- 14:20Speaker 8: that's not all. It turns out this guy was also
- 14:22Speaker 8: armed with two axes, a hammer, knives, plus more fireworks
- 14:26Speaker 8: and gasoline. A bunch of people got minor injuries, including
- 14:29Speaker 8: two government employees.
- 14:31Speaker 10: Airsoft gun yeah yeah, yeah, it seems too soft.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:35Speaker 8: Department of Homeland Security described the guy as an anti
- 14:38Speaker 8: ice rioter, and he's in custody now and facing eight
- 14:41Speaker 8: ton of felony charge.
- 14:42Speaker 5: I saw somebody like a manifesto on him, Like I
- 14:44Speaker 5: just wonder, like what gets in the people where they're like,
- 14:46Speaker 5: all right, you're gonna sit around, You're gonna collect all
- 14:48Speaker 5: your stuff.
- 14:48Speaker 3: This will end well, Yeah, a couple.
- 14:50Speaker 5: Of Amazon purchases. Get all your gear together the night
- 14:52Speaker 5: before you lay out your outfit, like before you go, yeah,
- 14:54Speaker 5: iron a little rampage. You're writing out your manifesto, and
- 14:58Speaker 5: you know what is you think this is going to end.
- 15:01Speaker 8: That is a good argument for no air soft bullets
- 15:04Speaker 8: because they know how they think this is going to end.
- 15:06Speaker 7: So you can give it to them, you.
- 15:08Speaker 13: Know what I mean?
- 15:08Speaker 5: And you could you can, but almost that you don't
- 15:11Speaker 5: want to give them what they want.
- 15:12Speaker 8: Yeah, that's True's.
- 15:14Speaker 3: And then do you look around to your apartment and
- 15:16Speaker 3: think I'm not going to be here for a while,
- 15:19Speaker 3: like say goodbye all your stuff. Make sure you water
- 15:21Speaker 3: your plants, to pay all your bills.
- 15:24Speaker 10: Also like yeah, and this guy, you know affected change,
- 15:28Speaker 10: you know everything changed immediately.
- 15:32Speaker 8: Well speaking of problems.
- 15:33Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 15:34Speaker 8: Ismail Zambada a k A. L. Mayo was sentenced to
- 15:37Speaker 8: life yesterday.
- 15:40Speaker 7: In Brooklyn.
- 15:43Speaker 8: Here's here's US Attorney General Pam Bondi.
- 15:47Speaker 14: Drug kingpant pen Ishmael Zambada Garcia, also known as El Mayo,
- 15:54Speaker 14: has confessed to a lifetime of crime in service to
- 15:59Speaker 14: the Ala Cartel, a foreign terrorist organization. El Maya will
- 16:04Speaker 14: spend the rest of his life behind bars. He will
- 16:08Speaker 14: die in a US federal prison where he belongs.
- 16:13Speaker 5: Is she reading.
- 16:15Speaker 8: Yeah, one telegram?
- 16:17Speaker 3: Stop?
- 16:18Speaker 10: Yes, He's like, girl, you gotta do what I do
- 16:20Speaker 10: in this pre read a thousand times before you have
- 16:23Speaker 10: to read public Elmo.
- 16:26Speaker 8: He worked with al Chapo to build a Sinaloa cartel
- 16:28Speaker 8: into one of the biggest cartels in the world, and
- 16:31Speaker 8: along with the life sentence, he's ordered to forfeit fifteen
- 16:35Speaker 8: billion dollars in cash and assets.
- 16:39Speaker 5: She sounds like Peggy Hill from King of the Hill.
- 16:41Speaker 5: It does, Hello, Hank.
- 16:44Speaker 14: Drug kingpant pen Ishmael Zambada Garcia.
- 16:49Speaker 5: Like when she's a you know, speaking Spanish. Yeah, do
- 16:52Speaker 5: you remember that show.
- 16:53Speaker 8: Hank, Yeah, Yeah, that's kathen A Genie Well Drty sentencing.
- 16:58Speaker 8: He took responsible for his role in all of it.
- 17:01Speaker 8: He apologized to everyone who has quote ever suffered or
- 17:04Speaker 8: been affected by his actions shocking. Well, ESPN is going
- 17:08Speaker 8: through another round of layoffs, and this time they did
- 17:11Speaker 8: something a few people have ever seen anything like this.
- 17:14Speaker 8: They told x Steeler and Honor analyst Ryan Clark that
- 17:17Speaker 8: he was being let go during a commercial break of
- 17:19Speaker 8: NFL Live. The info about Clark being booted, it started
- 17:23Speaker 8: to go viral on social media, where he was still
- 17:26Speaker 8: on air at the time, and ESPN scrambled because they
- 17:29Speaker 8: don't want him to find out that way was browsing
- 17:31Speaker 8: during a commercial version.
- 17:33Speaker 10: Oh really, saying that he was going to leak some
- 17:36Speaker 10: stuff on the air, and they were afraid and they
- 17:38Speaker 10: took him off the air. At least that's the headlines.
- 17:41Speaker 8: Well, that he was going to leak something that didn't
- 17:43Speaker 8: have to do with his own firing. Yeah, okay, so
- 17:45Speaker 8: they were trying to beat him to the punch, so
- 17:47Speaker 8: instead they just told him mid broadcast that he was out.
- 17:49Speaker 8: He didn't even finish the rest of the show, and
- 17:51Speaker 8: members are going around that Clark has been in the
- 17:53Speaker 8: doghouse since he got into it with NFL Live co
- 17:56Speaker 8: host Peter Schrager last year and that's why he's what.
- 17:59Speaker 5: Was that all? I forget what that beef? Was about you, remember,
- 18:02Speaker 5: Jeff No.
- 18:02Speaker 3: I don't.
- 18:03Speaker 15: Honestly, I'm sure it was something about the Dallas Cowboys
- 18:05Speaker 15: because that's all they talk about right now.
- 18:08Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, but I thought Ryan Clark did
- 18:11Speaker 5: a really good job me too in that role. I
- 18:12Speaker 5: thought he was good. Man. It's like all or nothing, yeah,
- 18:17Speaker 5: you know. It's like they have five hundred billion dollars
- 18:22Speaker 5: for like Steven A. Smith or Pat McAfee, or they
- 18:25Speaker 5: have zero yeah, or I think Ryan Clark is making
- 18:28Speaker 5: two million, which was good, yeah, you know, but still
- 18:31Speaker 5: it's like you're cutting him for what he's not so cute.
- 18:33Speaker 5: You don't have the two million for a guy who's good,
- 18:35Speaker 5: but you have a billion, yeah, for this guy over here.
- 18:38Speaker 5: I know, I'd saying nothing against Steven A. Smith or
- 18:40Speaker 5: you know, Pat McAfee. I like them both.
- 18:43Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's how you prioritize, right, Yeah, speaking out
- 18:47Speaker 8: of both sides of your mouth, as they say. Well,
- 18:49Speaker 8: a mom in Tennessee has been arrested for murder after
- 18:52Speaker 8: cops found a dead guy on her front lawn. Now
- 18:54Speaker 8: listen to the story and let me know how you
- 18:56Speaker 8: would handle this, cops say. The thirty six year old
- 18:58Speaker 8: mom came home in the middle of the now and
- 19:00Speaker 8: found a dude hiding under her thirteen year old daughter's bed.
- 19:04Speaker 8: Now investigators say the daughter had secretly.
- 19:06Speaker 7: Invited him over without.
- 19:07Speaker 8: The del okay, so what happened next? The mom confronted
- 19:13Speaker 8: the dude, followed him outside, and then shot him. He
- 19:16Speaker 8: died from a gunshot wound to the back of the head.
- 19:18Speaker 8: The mom told the cops she did what she had
- 19:20Speaker 8: to do. Her attorney says she's reacting to exactly from
- 19:24Speaker 8: the back and she was reacting to an unbelievable situation,
- 19:28Speaker 8: just trying to protect her child, while prosecutors argue that
- 19:31Speaker 8: evidence show the shooting went beyond self defense. She was
- 19:34Speaker 8: arraigned on two charges of first degree murder and possessing
- 19:37Speaker 8: a firearm during a dangerous felony. She's due back in
- 19:40Speaker 8: court next week for a bail review hearing.
- 19:43Speaker 5: How say you, Now, here's the thing. If she shot
- 19:46Speaker 5: him while he was under the bed, right and didn't
- 19:49Speaker 5: know all the information, but when did she find out
- 19:51Speaker 5: that the daughter had invited this guy over?
- 19:53Speaker 8: Well, I don't know when she found that out, but
- 19:55Speaker 8: she definitely got him out from under the bed and
- 19:57Speaker 8: then shot him.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Yeah, he was outside outside, already clearly walking away.
- 20:01Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean kind of this is kind of
- 20:04Speaker 7: a slam dunk for the prosecution.
- 20:07Speaker 5: I'm not sure how Tennessee rolls. You know, stand your
- 20:10Speaker 5: ground well, I mean, look, when you're a parent, Let's
- 20:13Speaker 5: say you come home there's a man, a grown ass
- 20:17Speaker 5: man under your thirteen year old daughter's bed. Now you
- 20:21Speaker 5: don't know what happened. You know, you don't know if
- 20:23Speaker 5: even she knows this guy's there or whatever, and you
- 20:25Speaker 5: shoot him right there dead under the bed. I think
- 20:28Speaker 5: there's an argument there that you didn't know this case. Yeah,
- 20:31Speaker 5: the bed, yes, in the house and the pack yeah
- 20:35Speaker 5: or whatever. At that point if he's under the bed,
- 20:37Speaker 5: who cares? But then once yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 8: But you don't know what happened.
- 20:43Speaker 7: That's the thing.
- 20:43Speaker 5: He was under the bed when she got there. Was
- 20:45Speaker 5: he in the bed.
- 20:46Speaker 8: Before she walked in the room, before he was hiding?
- 20:49Speaker 16: Even if the thirteen year old did know he was there,
- 20:51Speaker 16: invite him over, there's still Shenanigans going, Oh, that's going
- 20:54Speaker 16: to piss you off as a parent, like they're the argument.
- 20:59Speaker 10: Exactly.
- 20:59Speaker 5: I thought, he's a person who's snuck in and the
- 21:01Speaker 5: daughter did not like I didn't know what was going on. Like,
- 21:03Speaker 5: he's not supposed to be there. He's a grown man.
- 21:05Speaker 5: She's a thirteen year old girl.
- 21:06Speaker 3: She should have dragged him back in now.
- 21:08Speaker 5: Look either way, I'm not convicting her if I'm on
- 21:10Speaker 5: the jury. Yeah, yeah, I don't know they're gonna go. Well,
- 21:14Speaker 5: you know, sir, like you really need to consider the laws.
- 21:16Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm still not sure i'll give her the
- 21:19Speaker 5: hung jury.
- 21:23Speaker 7: I get it.
- 21:24Speaker 8: Hey, can you imagine coming home and seeing nothing daughters?
- 21:29Speaker 5: It'd better be a dude at least her own age,
- 21:32Speaker 5: you know, like a grown ass man like that, because
- 21:34Speaker 5: you'll want to kill him. I mean you don't want
- 21:36Speaker 5: to kill him either way, like as a father, right,
- 21:39Speaker 5: but you know, like you at least understand. You know,
- 21:41Speaker 5: kids teenage stuff, get up to stuff. Yeah, like the
- 21:45Speaker 5: day's coming. I'm sorry, Dad's I'm one of them. You know,
- 21:48Speaker 5: my daughter's fourteen and whatever. And you know, like we
- 21:51Speaker 5: got a call from the teacher last year about how well,
- 21:54Speaker 5: you know, she's talking with a lot of girlfriends, and
- 21:57Speaker 5: you know they're always talking about the typical stuff about bays.
- 22:00Speaker 5: I'm like, they're talking about boys right now. I was
- 22:05Speaker 5: like lots of conversation for her mom. Yeah, let her.
- 22:09Speaker 5: Let her mom have that conversation. I'll deal with the boy.
- 22:11Speaker 8: I was going to say, if that, if I were
- 22:13Speaker 8: in this situation of your daughter, I'd kind of be
- 22:15Speaker 8: more afraid of your wife.
- 22:16Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't think my daughter is afraid of anybody.
- 22:18Speaker 5: Would is the problem?
- 22:19Speaker 10: It is a problem.
- 22:20Speaker 5: Some said, Cheers to the mom forgetting that drake ass
- 22:22Speaker 5: full one last pet.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Do it again? All right, Fast forward a few years.
- 22:29Speaker 3: Your kid is, let's say thirteen, and you come home
- 22:33Speaker 3: and there's some cougar under the bed.
- 22:36Speaker 8: She hot chick, She better like a new uh, a
- 22:39Speaker 8: new hole in her body.
- 22:40Speaker 7: Yeah, anyone under the bed?
- 22:41Speaker 17: There?
- 22:42Speaker 7: What am I supposed to do?
- 22:43Speaker 3: It's the under the bed part that's.
- 22:45Speaker 7: That's terrifying what I'm saying.
- 22:46Speaker 5: The rules are different for sons.
- 22:47Speaker 3: I think so too.
- 22:48Speaker 8: If I found somebody under his bed.
- 22:50Speaker 5: Yeah, like a woman's my baby, a woman?
- 22:53Speaker 8: Anyone? If it's just a shadowy figure under the bed, yeah, woman,
- 22:58Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 22:59Speaker 7: I'm we're gonna have a little chit chat.
- 23:02Speaker 10: Well.
- 23:02Speaker 8: Finally, more than one thousand internet domains have been seized
- 23:05Speaker 8: that we're streaming the World Cup matches illegally now it's
- 23:08Speaker 8: good timing. Authorities called the operation Operation off Sides. Oh
- 23:13Speaker 8: cool soccer getting that's cute.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Yep.
- 23:15Speaker 8: They say this was more about just more than just
- 23:18Speaker 8: illegal streams, but also about the operators of these sites,
- 23:21Speaker 8: because they say sites like this will mind your information
- 23:23Speaker 8: and they'll trick you into sending the money and even
- 23:26Speaker 8: operate sex trafficking rings. Did not know that law enforcement
- 23:29Speaker 8: agencies also sees counterfeit merch that was being sold outside
- 23:33Speaker 8: the World Cup matches. Way less concerned about that, But
- 23:36Speaker 8: I didn't know these sites. Would you know, ruin your
- 23:38Speaker 8: life if you just want to watch a little.
- 23:40Speaker 5: Soccer Jeff, what was the clip the pilot who got
- 23:44Speaker 5: on the pa.
- 23:45Speaker 15: Oh yeah, there was a Spanish pilot that had a
- 23:50Speaker 15: plane full of Argentinians that were flying and he got
- 23:55Speaker 15: on the microphone and tricked them and told them that
- 23:58Speaker 15: Argentina actually won the World.
- 24:01Speaker 4: You want to hear yeah?
- 24:14Speaker 5: Oh no, I mean look after seeing how sports fans
- 24:18Speaker 5: celebrate or you know, show their anger when their team
- 24:22Speaker 5: doesn't win. So either way, it's like what they do
- 24:24Speaker 5: in cities, you're going to be doing that at thirty
- 24:26Speaker 5: five thousand way. Yeah, you know what I mean, because yeah, yeah, but.
- 24:30Speaker 8: Are you going to start looting the plan I guess right,
- 24:33Speaker 8: turning over the trade.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Finding something that you all right, exactly, Well that's what's
- 24:38Speaker 5: going on, all right, Thank you very much, Gina grat
- 24:40Speaker 5: somebody said none of those details matter. She shot him
- 24:42Speaker 5: as he was walking away. She messed up, see not
- 24:45Speaker 5: in the eyes of this juror. Yeah, that's that's the
- 24:50Speaker 5: tricky part. If you get like a jury, you know
- 24:52Speaker 5: what I mean, you might get somebody like, wait a minute,
- 24:54Speaker 5: you're you're you're a grown ass man. This is a
- 24:56Speaker 5: thirteen year old girl.
- 24:58Speaker 7: You have a beard.
- 24:58Speaker 5: I don't care if she invited you over, I don't know.
- 25:01Speaker 5: I'm I'm a little fuzzy on how this one goes.
- 25:05Speaker 5: When he got shot in the back of the head
- 25:07Speaker 5: on the front lawn, Yeah, you know, but I can't
- 25:09Speaker 5: really in my I'm trying to understand, you know, I
- 25:12Speaker 5: can't without a shadow of doubt, find this person like
- 25:15Speaker 5: I can't day the Wood Show, you know how we
- 25:26Speaker 5: we talked about how some people you know, texting in
- 25:29Speaker 5: or sending us messages about they're so fired up and
- 25:32Speaker 5: so like like they're so douchey and entitled for like
- 25:36Speaker 5: I don't understand, like you know these people who like
- 25:39Speaker 5: they think that we somehow owe them something or like, Okay,
- 25:44Speaker 5: things happen.
- 25:45Speaker 3: I'll give it.
- 25:45Speaker 5: I'll give you an example, like I don't know why.
- 25:46Speaker 5: I don't know why this pissed me off so much.
- 25:49Speaker 5: There is this listener and I'm not going to mention
- 25:52Speaker 5: her name, but she sent us an email email at
- 25:54Speaker 5: the woodieshow dot com subject you suck.
- 26:00Speaker 3: Right to the point.
- 26:01Speaker 5: So I'm all right, maybe it's gonna be like some
- 26:02Speaker 5: kind of crossroads or something. Yeah, one alleged tickets to
- 26:08Speaker 5: Cyrus Hill at your prom event at Soboba Casino. So,
- 26:14Speaker 5: first of all, Side percill Second of all, Marongo you know,
- 26:19Speaker 5: never received tickets, You guys suck. Okay. First of all,
- 26:24Speaker 5: the show's not even until next week, all right. My
- 26:28Speaker 5: second question was I wrote her back, and of course
- 26:30Speaker 5: I copied you know, Tim, Yeah, and some other people
- 26:34Speaker 5: you know. Okay, can we get to the box. It
- 26:35Speaker 5: happens from time to time where maybe they did send
- 26:37Speaker 5: you an email and it went to a spam fold
- 26:39Speaker 5: or went to whatever.
- 26:41Speaker 10: We received the tickets yet to give them.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Correct most of the time. That's the way work. The
- 26:45Speaker 5: show's not even until you didn't miss the show. It's
- 26:47Speaker 5: like nobody reached out to you, maybe got caught in
- 26:50Speaker 5: your spam or whatever, and so I forded off and
- 26:53Speaker 5: I'm like, question, did you Is this the first time
- 26:55Speaker 5: you're reaching out or is this multiple times You've tried
- 26:58Speaker 5: to reach out to somebody and nobody's gotten back to you.
- 27:00Speaker 5: Hence now you suck to get so to zero to
- 27:05Speaker 5: just pissed, irate. No one, by the way, nobody's trying
- 27:08Speaker 5: to screw you over. I promise you to like when
- 27:10Speaker 5: people get really mad about you know, I've called all
- 27:13Speaker 5: week and I didn't win the tickets in the Dodgers suite. Yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 5: well there's so many people, you know, we have ten
- 27:19Speaker 5: lines that come in here. We got eleven listeners, So
- 27:21Speaker 5: do the math. Maybe you were a number eleven left out,
- 27:24Speaker 5: you know, but there's no I can promise you there's
- 27:26Speaker 5: no conspiracy. Nobody's trying to keep anybody from winning a prize.
- 27:29Speaker 5: We're not setting up anything against you or or blowing
- 27:32Speaker 5: you off or ignoring you. A matter of fact, quite
- 27:34Speaker 5: the opposite. If you would just sent the email and said, oh, Hey,
- 27:37Speaker 5: I was at Suboba and I won tickets to Cyrus Hill.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't gotten the tickets yet for the show
- 27:45Speaker 5: that hasn't even happened yet. Just checking any any chance
- 27:48Speaker 5: you can help me get to the bottom at no problem.
- 27:50Speaker 10: Thank you that you know, I don't even know where
- 27:53Speaker 10: it's at.
- 27:53Speaker 5: I appreciate you going to the problem and everything else,
- 27:55Speaker 5: and I'm happy that you won. Cyprus is going to
- 27:57Speaker 5: be fun. But damn girl. Yeah, and I saw that immediately.
- 28:02Speaker 5: The promotions department got on it. They got back to her,
- 28:04Speaker 5: they go, hey, you know, we got you, no problem.
- 28:06Speaker 5: You are definitely in for the for the tickets and
- 28:08Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah blah, and we'll get it all said. Now,
- 28:11Speaker 5: did we get any kind of like follow up?
- 28:13Speaker 7: I'm so sorry for absolute.
- 28:15Speaker 3: We certainly didn't, so, you know, no, go after yourself,
- 28:19Speaker 3: hoping car breaks down on the way to the show.
- 28:21Speaker 5: But it's that attitude that drives me nuts jumping. Ninety
- 28:26Speaker 5: nine percent of people are super cool. Yeah, and we
- 28:28Speaker 5: see it when we go out to how was your
- 28:29Speaker 5: thing yesterday? Oh it's awesome, thank you that habit Burger out. Yeah,
- 28:33Speaker 5: everybody's super happy. Habits really happy with the turnout. I
- 28:37Speaker 5: think all the listeners had a really good time. We
- 28:40Speaker 5: gave out so much stuff. So it's like a Dodger's
- 28:43Speaker 5: home base.
- 28:43Speaker 10: Yeah, so it's a it's a Habit Burger grill that's
- 28:46Speaker 10: all Dodgers themed so you can go there and watch
- 28:49Speaker 10: games and then they have like special Dodgers items only
- 28:52Speaker 10: available at that location. And it's an Echo Park Echo Park,
- 28:56Speaker 10: So if you're a Dodgers fan you're going in a game,
- 28:58Speaker 10: we should definitely stop by this Habit Burger because it's
- 29:00Speaker 10: really cool.
- 29:00Speaker 5: Well, thanks everybody who showed out two big turnouts.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Oh it's so cute.
- 29:09Speaker 5: And now, ladies and gentlemen. A public service message from
- 29:13Speaker 5: comedian Kevin Hart.
- 29:16Speaker 3: I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
- 29:19Speaker 3: feel like it's important.
- 29:20Speaker 10: I feel like somebody does, man uh, shut the.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Shut the And by the way, I don't know who
- 29:30Speaker 3: needs it.
- 29:31Speaker 5: I don't know who who needs to hear it, but
- 29:34Speaker 5: somebody does.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Everybody got so much to say, so many words. All
- 29:40Speaker 3: the way, y'all been asking so shut.
- 29:42Speaker 5: The shut up, shut the Yeah, people have been asking
- 29:53Speaker 5: how they how they You have seventy five followers who
- 29:58Speaker 5: all your posts have no comments. What are you talking
- 30:03Speaker 5: about anyway? Yeah, I'm not sure who needs to hear that.
- 30:06Speaker 5: Oh you know what, I take that back. I'll leave
- 30:09Speaker 5: it up to the jury. I think I know somebody.
- 30:11Speaker 5: I'm gonna leave this. I mean, I know my opinion.
- 30:14Speaker 5: I guess you can guess it just from the way
- 30:15Speaker 5: I'm setting this up here. I will throw this out
- 30:18Speaker 5: to the room and see if you agree with me.
- 30:19Speaker 5: I think this person might need to shut the f up.
- 30:24Speaker 5: Twenty seven year old woman in New York City. She
- 30:26Speaker 5: decided to quit her job and she pivoted to a
- 30:28Speaker 5: career as a locksmith. Cool, okay, interesting, all right? So
- 30:33Speaker 5: she posted about her journey. I know you love that word,
- 30:35Speaker 5: her locksmith journey. Yeah, her journey to becoming a locksmith.
- 30:38Speaker 5: So she's been doing this whole thing and she's giving
- 30:40Speaker 5: people updates and stuff. This one post that she made
- 30:42Speaker 5: went viral because she's calling out other locksmiths, specifically dudes.
- 30:47Speaker 12: Here we go, I'm a locksmith in the city, and
- 30:50Speaker 12: I'm tired of all these locksmith men taking my jobs
- 30:53Speaker 12: just because they have more money to market themselves. So
- 30:56Speaker 12: I also want to feel safer and I want women
- 30:59Speaker 12: to feel say, so, how about you call me instead
- 31:02Speaker 12: when you're locked out in sort of giving business to
- 31:04Speaker 12: all these creepy men.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Okay, because they're men, they're automatically creepy.
- 31:10Speaker 8: I applaud her for trying a new marketing angle. I
- 31:12Speaker 8: just don't think it's gonna work.
- 31:14Speaker 5: That's that's one of my points. Yeah, it's like marketing
- 31:17Speaker 5: point you could have just stuck with, you know how
- 31:19Speaker 5: they have you can get a female right, I call
- 31:23Speaker 5: like women might feel more comfortable with that. That has
- 31:25Speaker 5: been cool. But yeah, to take this angle, oh these
- 31:28Speaker 5: creepy creepers, Now, Sammy probably agrees, yeah, and she probably
- 31:32Speaker 5: she's one of those people.
- 31:37Speaker 16: No, I don't think all men are dangerous and creepy,
- 31:39Speaker 16: and I I definitely don't agree with what she's saying
- 31:41Speaker 16: to just say, oh, don't have these creepy guys come.
- 31:45Speaker 5: There's a locksmith.
- 31:46Speaker 7: I've had locksmiths come that are men.
- 31:48Speaker 5: It's fine.
- 31:49Speaker 16: So it's a weird angle to take.
- 31:50Speaker 5: But yeah, it's a really weird angle for a number
- 31:53Speaker 5: of reasons. But you know, I understand. You know, it's competitive.
- 31:58Speaker 5: There's a lot of people, I guess that do that
- 32:00Speaker 5: job and who do you call. Usually just call whoever
- 32:02Speaker 5: comes up first on Google and whoever can be there right. Yeah,
- 32:05Speaker 5: I'm not going to dig in and read a bunch
- 32:07Speaker 5: of reviews. I'm like, I'm locked out. I need somebody
- 32:09Speaker 5: right now. And that's how like the locksmith game works. Okay,
- 32:12Speaker 5: so maybe she's right where they put some money behind
- 32:16Speaker 5: uh so they show up first on Google. Yah, you know,
- 32:19Speaker 5: one of those, one of those searches. But I don't
- 32:22Speaker 5: think it's any kind of conspiracy by men to lock
- 32:24Speaker 5: out all the pun intended to lock out all the
- 32:27Speaker 5: female locksmith's. I think it's just everybody's out there just
- 32:30Speaker 5: trying to get their piece of the pie. Now, when
- 32:32Speaker 5: it comes to the creepy part, it'd be creepy if
- 32:35Speaker 5: the locksmith's like waited around and like called women who
- 32:39Speaker 5: were locked out. Hey, I hear you're locked out, need help? No,
- 32:44Speaker 5: But I'm willing to bet that one percent of the
- 32:47Speaker 5: time it was a woman who was locked out who
- 32:49Speaker 5: just called a locksmith, and it was just a guy who.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Happened to be on the other end.
- 32:52Speaker 8: Yeah, not only doin.
- 32:53Speaker 5: What's creepy about that?
- 32:54Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not only it's not a conspiracy against her
- 32:56Speaker 8: I don't think they're thinking about her.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Yeah, the locksmith was the one who got called, right, Yeah,
- 33:01Speaker 5: the creepy locksmith didn't call chicks who were locked out.
- 33:05Speaker 18: This ch.
- 33:07Speaker 3: You called me.
- 33:08Speaker 16: Yeah, and I don't even think you know who's showing up.
- 33:10Speaker 16: You just call a company and they think whether it's
- 33:13Speaker 16: a guy or a girl.
- 33:14Speaker 7: Whoever shows up.
- 33:16Speaker 10: Exactly a creepy guy every time.
- 33:18Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want conversation? Yes or no?
- 33:21Speaker 3: Yeah, your interaction with the locksmith lasts about five seconds.
- 33:26Speaker 5: So now I would go out of my way not
- 33:29Speaker 5: to call this person. Like if I saw that video
- 33:33Speaker 5: and I knew that it was like a local person,
- 33:34Speaker 5: if I was ever locked out, I wouldn't do that.
- 33:36Speaker 5: I wouldn't call her.
- 33:38Speaker 3: Because she's playing the victim.
- 33:40Speaker 10: That's I don't that don't correct.
- 33:42Speaker 8: Well, it makes me think she's not a very good locksmith.
- 33:44Speaker 5: I mean she may be a great locksmith.
- 33:47Speaker 16: Well, she also just became a locksmith after quitting her job.
- 33:50Speaker 16: So these guys who have been doing it for twenty years, Yeah,
- 33:52Speaker 16: they have more business than you.
- 33:53Speaker 8: Who just started.
- 33:55Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a I remember I locked myself out
- 33:57Speaker 5: one time, and uh, I called this one place and
- 34:02Speaker 5: they end up not showing up right, But then this
- 34:04Speaker 5: other guy showed up. I go, hey, man, thanks, he said.
- 34:06Speaker 5: The other guy he called just never even showed. He goes,
- 34:08Speaker 5: who'd you call? And I told him. He goes, oh,
- 34:10Speaker 5: you're lucky. He goes, that guy's a scammer. Oh, I go,
- 34:13Speaker 5: what do you mean? He goes, yeah, he goes, he's
- 34:15Speaker 5: not even a real locksmith. His whole thing is he
- 34:17Speaker 5: shows up and just drills the lockout. He does been
- 34:19Speaker 5: trying to get it out others. He goes, like a
- 34:21Speaker 5: locksmith has skills to get a lock open. You don't
- 34:25Speaker 5: have to drill it out. Well, there's sometimes you do, right,
- 34:28Speaker 5: Like it comes down to that nothing's working or this
- 34:31Speaker 5: particular lock whatever, you have to drill it out, and
- 34:33Speaker 5: that's how you get in. Yeah, because this guy, Yeah,
- 34:36Speaker 5: this guy just shows up and that's his go to.
- 34:38Speaker 8: And because you don't know, I mean, how much is
- 34:42Speaker 8: a locksmith?
- 34:43Speaker 5: Like I don't know what does locksmith cost to open
- 34:45Speaker 5: a door? So he charges you like way more than
- 34:50Speaker 5: what you know if you would have done a little research.
- 34:52Speaker 5: But like you're in that desperate situation.
- 34:54Speaker 10: Yeah, I locked myself out of my garage and I
- 34:56Speaker 10: was like, I don't want to wait for a locksmith,
- 34:58Speaker 10: so I just drilled it out myself. It was actually
- 35:01Speaker 10: pretty easy.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Tyler, Tyler, there you go, somebody on the text. That's
- 35:04Speaker 5: maybe a good way to meet chicks. Oh, Tyler would
- 35:07Speaker 5: be great at being a creepy locksmith's just waiting for
- 35:12Speaker 5: chicks who are locked up.
- 35:13Speaker 10: Looks like a locksmith. He looks like a deli guy
- 35:15Speaker 10: or a locksmith.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, he does look like a deli guy, right.
- 35:20Speaker 19: I think he did work out a deli You look
- 35:22Speaker 19: like you kinda look like a deli counter guy.
- 35:24Speaker 18: I did. I did do a deli counter for two years. Yes,
- 35:27Speaker 18: that was that was that.
- 35:30Speaker 5: Yeah, you look like the dude. You would be perfect
- 35:31Speaker 5: with that white you know, smock on and make you
- 35:34Speaker 5: you're punching, punching the code, punching the code into a
- 35:37Speaker 5: little like scale thing. And then when this, when it
- 35:40Speaker 5: spits the sticker out, he puts it on his sleeve
- 35:41Speaker 5: while he wraps up the rest of stuff and takes
- 35:43Speaker 5: it off his sleeve and smacks it on there. Anything
- 35:46Speaker 5: else I can.
- 35:46Speaker 10: Get you actually did slice part of my finger off
- 35:50Speaker 10: on the slicer.
- 35:52Speaker 18: That was that was fun. Mixed it with the roast
- 35:54Speaker 18: beef blood.
- 35:56Speaker 5: Dude, you think if you're a creepy locksmith, you can
- 35:58Speaker 5: just like just have like a little stash of flower
- 36:00Speaker 5: is in the van and then like walk up to
- 36:02Speaker 5: the front door with the rose in your mouth.
- 36:04Speaker 18: Oh that's a hard past.
- 36:06Speaker 5: Romantic yeah, and be like I'll get your door, and
- 36:09Speaker 5: then this is for you. You unlock your heart.
- 36:13Speaker 7: And then also I can make you a sandwich, a
- 36:16Speaker 7: bloody sandwich.
- 36:19Speaker 10: He looks like a New York deli.
- 36:20Speaker 3: Guy, right. Is it just me? Or is there something
- 36:22Speaker 3: about meat that's wrapped in the butcher paper and then
- 36:25Speaker 3: taped it looks makes it look better?
- 36:26Speaker 7: Oh for sure.
- 36:27Speaker 3: Like then just like a ziplock with a clear plastic
- 36:30Speaker 3: on top, like when you get yeah, butcher paper and
- 36:34Speaker 3: then they wrap it up.
- 36:35Speaker 8: I think Tyler looks more like those guys at like
- 36:38Speaker 8: the fish market that like catch the fishes and like
- 36:41Speaker 8: you know, slam it down. Yeah he looks that yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 36:46Speaker 18: I thought that would be cool to do like once,
- 36:48Speaker 18: just to say you did it.
- 36:48Speaker 8: Yeah, well that's what you should do it.
- 36:50Speaker 10: But I don't think you can because in your arm
- 36:52Speaker 10: like all broken, all weird, right.
- 36:54Speaker 18: Yeah, my elbows jacked up, but you know it is
- 36:56Speaker 18: what it does.
- 36:57Speaker 5: You could catch too much tugging. Yeah, yeah, you little injury.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Tuger's lu.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Yeah, Tyma's got tuggers. Aldo a text over to two
- 37:10Speaker 5: to nine eighty seven more what he shows next time?
- 37:17Speaker 7: Well, be right back.
- 37:20Speaker 5: The Woodie Show got a astrovers voicemail left for.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Us says, just like you, Greg, They're awesome.
- 37:31Speaker 17: Yeah, hi, mister Patrick. And I just wanted to comment
- 37:34Speaker 17: on Greg in his obsession about finding out an address
- 37:39Speaker 17: and then going on street View and then going on
- 37:43Speaker 17: Global Earth or whatever it is, and absolutely obsessing over
- 37:48Speaker 17: it and finding everything about it and then go visiting it.
- 37:51Speaker 17: I visited the American Horror Story House, and Greg, you're
- 37:55Speaker 17: not alone. I do that all the time. And I
- 37:57Speaker 17: love you and much like I kind of think he
- 38:01Speaker 17: might be my partner, A kind of odd miss school Way.
- 38:07Speaker 17: All the things you talk about, I completely agree. Anyway,
- 38:10Speaker 17: here's so much Gregory.
- 38:16Speaker 10: I can't I don't think we shared. The Other part
- 38:19Speaker 10: of it is it's not just famous people, it's anyone
- 38:22Speaker 10: anybody he finds. He finds out your address, he's looking at.
- 38:27Speaker 5: Who knows just enough about you. Ever see the guy
- 38:29Speaker 5: on social media, who can find where any picture was taken,
- 38:34Speaker 5: Like it's literally.
- 38:35Speaker 8: Blade of grass and yeah, he just posted some.
- 38:40Speaker 5: Yeah, like he's like, all right, all right, I can
- 38:42Speaker 5: figure out this situation. Like this person said, all right,
- 38:45Speaker 5: docs me, I can figure this out. And it was
- 38:48Speaker 5: just a picture from he was standing at a bus
- 38:49Speaker 5: stop somewhere and just had a picture of the curb
- 38:52Speaker 5: in the street and all you could see was part
- 38:54Speaker 5: of an S that was painted on the on the
- 38:58Speaker 5: street itself. And the guy figured it out. He's like, well,
- 39:01Speaker 5: based on this pattern right here, this looks like a
- 39:03Speaker 5: street in wherever because this is where they use this.
- 39:06Speaker 5: Did you see this one?
- 39:07Speaker 8: His name's Rainbolt geo Rainbolt.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:10Speaker 5: Watch watch the one of the more recent ones about
- 39:12Speaker 5: this bus stop photo that he figured out and how
- 39:14Speaker 5: he did it and so cool.
- 39:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:16Speaker 5: And then then he's like, all right, well in this city.
- 39:18Speaker 5: Because then he went to the person who said you
- 39:20Speaker 5: bet you can't find it. He goes, well, you follow
- 39:23Speaker 5: a lot of things from this area, so that's how
- 39:26Speaker 5: you figured out this area. Looked at the city, found
- 39:29Speaker 5: that the sidewalks were the same brick, the paver brick
- 39:32Speaker 5: or whatever it was. Then got a map of all
- 39:35Speaker 5: the transit stops in that town, did like a satellite
- 39:40Speaker 5: view thing to because he's like, we'll also notice here
- 39:42Speaker 5: the shadow, so there's a building behind it. And so
- 39:45Speaker 5: he figured it out and he sent it to the
- 39:47Speaker 5: guy like here's where he took the photo.
- 39:48Speaker 8: The guy's like, damn, dude, I could never and would never,
- 39:51Speaker 8: and there are people that are like it's so sweet,
- 39:53Speaker 8: like this is the tree that my mom proposed to
- 39:56Speaker 8: my dad at and he found it. Like they can
- 39:59Speaker 8: also be very sweet.
- 40:00Speaker 3: That's how they kind of solved that murder and don't
- 40:03Speaker 3: f with cats. There was one portion of the video
- 40:06Speaker 3: that they paused because the guy had taken it from
- 40:09Speaker 3: an apartment. They figured out what that view was where
- 40:12Speaker 3: the apartment was. It was really interesting.
- 40:14Speaker 5: So basically he's like saying, like all these people that
- 40:16Speaker 5: think they're anonymous and ye can't.
- 40:19Speaker 10: He's like, dude, trolls will always mess up somewhere and
- 40:25Speaker 10: you'll you'll be able to find it. Like I know
- 40:27Speaker 10: there was something that was trolling us really hard. I
- 40:29Speaker 10: ended up finding them, like out who they were, like
- 40:32Speaker 10: because they posted on a bass fishing website like ten
- 40:36Speaker 10: years ago and had like their information oh yeah, it's
- 40:39Speaker 10: like people think they're anonymous, but they're not. And then
- 40:43Speaker 10: like the people that are like super hackers, they can
- 40:45Speaker 10: just get your IP and know exactly where you're at
- 40:48Speaker 10: right now.
- 40:48Speaker 5: He's like, so bottom line is like, just don't post anything.
- 40:51Speaker 5: You don't want anybody to know anything about you, right,
- 40:53Speaker 5: or just don't post? Yeah, or don't don't just don't post.
- 40:56Speaker 5: Greg thought about you when I saw this. The food
- 40:58Speaker 5: industry has, you know, all in on this protein craze.
- 41:02Speaker 5: There's protein everything, protein shampoo. But it turns out that
- 41:05Speaker 5: it's a bit of a problem. I'm going to read
- 41:07Speaker 5: you right from the article here going over chickening. Companies
- 41:11Speaker 5: have been putting protein in every product they have, but
- 41:15Speaker 5: the use of all that protein has now created a shortage,
- 41:18Speaker 5: which is causing the prices of weave protein to skyrocket. Yeah,
- 41:23Speaker 5: so there's a protein shortage. Some suppliers had to admit
- 41:28Speaker 5: that they've already sold out a protein for the rest
- 41:31Speaker 5: of the year, and the stuff that's left has gone
- 41:33Speaker 5: up by forty to fifty percent, and companies are now
- 41:35Speaker 5: working on locking down their current supply. Some experts say
- 41:39Speaker 5: that they may switch from weigh protein to milk, protein concentrate,
- 41:44Speaker 5: or plant based options because they're cheaper. Experts pointing out
- 41:47Speaker 5: that consumers haven't felt the effects of the shortage yet,
- 41:50Speaker 5: but that's going to be changing very soon because literally,
- 41:54Speaker 5: we've over protein, We've proteined over everything.
- 41:58Speaker 8: Don't you guys make your own protein.
- 41:59Speaker 7: There's protein sodas, there's like protein on the weekend exactly.
- 42:04Speaker 5: That's all these protein bagels.
- 42:08Speaker 8: Yeah, they just throw it powder into anything and call
- 42:10Speaker 8: it protein bagel, protein chip, protein whatever.
- 42:13Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, that does it worries me. But what doesn't
- 42:16Speaker 3: worry me is that the price is going up because
- 42:17Speaker 3: everything else is going down. Right, everything's very balanced. It'll
- 42:23Speaker 3: balance out.
- 42:24Speaker 8: I've never and have no desire to, and do not
- 42:26Speaker 8: know how to bake cookies from scratch.
- 42:28Speaker 5: The other thing has a full brona doult. It's kind
- 42:30Speaker 5: of embarrassing. I don't know how to drive a stick
- 42:36Speaker 5: the woody shoe all right? What he Greg Menace, Jini
- 42:43Speaker 5: grand Sea Bass Samy g. Morgan. Everybody's here. Phones are
- 42:46Speaker 5: open eight seven seven forty four. Woody. You can send
- 42:50Speaker 5: us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
- 42:54Speaker 5: It's time to learn. Oh yeah, let's learn, you know,
- 42:59Speaker 5: learn ye learned stuff. We got the menace word of
- 43:04Speaker 5: the day. I got a couple of things learning for you. Okay,
- 43:08Speaker 5: it's just one thing, mena. Is you ready to learn
- 43:10Speaker 5: a new word? I guess I guess what's the word?
- 43:14Speaker 3: He uses a lot.
- 43:15Speaker 5: Now, Ever, since like these, a couple of them, he's
- 43:17Speaker 5: kind of really well.
- 43:18Speaker 3: One that stuck was hyperbolic. That's what I'm thinking about. Yes,
- 43:24Speaker 3: that's stuck.
- 43:25Speaker 5: Yeah, that one learned. That one worked out. It's lunker speed,
- 43:32Speaker 5: which is which is what that's like? Cave exploring, right,
- 43:37Speaker 5: menace word the day, word today calendar. We give him
- 43:39Speaker 5: a page from that calendar. It's the word itself. It's
- 43:42Speaker 5: the pronunciation. Guy, this menace will tell you what it's called.
- 43:45Speaker 5: He's got the definitions on there. It's also used in
- 43:47Speaker 5: a sentence, and so I'm going to a really good sentence.
- 43:52Speaker 5: All right, So Greg, you want to give him the word.
- 43:54Speaker 5: I'll tell everybody how it's spelled, so everybody listening knows
- 43:56Speaker 5: what we're talking about. Here. A c c o U
- 44:00Speaker 5: t r e m e n t s A C
- 44:04Speaker 5: c o U t r E m e n T
- 44:07Speaker 5: say you like this word?
- 44:09Speaker 11: Right?
- 44:09Speaker 5: I love this I knew it was a Greg word.
- 44:12Speaker 8: It's very fun to say. It is fun, especially with
- 44:14Speaker 8: an accent, right properly.
- 44:16Speaker 5: All right, man, let's give it a shot. What's today's
- 44:18Speaker 5: word of the day.
- 44:21Speaker 10: I think I remember how Greg says this.
- 44:25Speaker 5: Wow, pretty close, pretty good?
- 44:29Speaker 10: Yeah, try again, monts.
- 44:33Speaker 3: I am very impressed. That's essentially it. Yeah.
- 44:37Speaker 5: I was like, man, if I would have given like
- 44:39Speaker 5: an over under, I would say five attempts, I would
- 44:42Speaker 5: have said.
- 44:42Speaker 3: O, I would have said we would die of old
- 44:45Speaker 3: age waiting to hear the word.
- 44:47Speaker 7: Yeah, he used context.
- 44:48Speaker 3: That is what has happened.
- 44:49Speaker 5: What if you got to like online, they get.
- 45:02Speaker 3: You're so Parisian.
- 45:04Speaker 10: They still don't like Americans. Well who doesn't France?
- 45:08Speaker 5: The French do a different reason though. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 45:12Speaker 5: here's a I guess I won't go there. Then there
- 45:16Speaker 5: we go. Yeah, this is this is from Miriam Webster's website.
- 45:22Speaker 5: That doesn't sound like I mean, first of all, coter.
- 45:28Speaker 5: I mean, look couterman cotery.
- 45:30Speaker 10: I mean, if you look at it, it looks like
- 45:32Speaker 10: it could be pronounced that way.
- 45:34Speaker 7: I mean, that is the correct English pronunciation.
- 45:37Speaker 5: Couter mint a couter, it's a mint for your couiter. Coouterments,
- 45:45Speaker 5: this is this is now Oxford. So maybe we're all
- 45:47Speaker 5: saying it wrong.
- 45:48Speaker 7: We're saying it, we're saying it technically correct.
- 45:51Speaker 5: Accouterments, we're trying to be we're trying to be fancy.
- 45:56Speaker 7: But the anglicized version is what they're.
- 45:58Speaker 5: Saying aunts, recruiterments.
- 46:02Speaker 10: Apparently I can say a couple of different ways.
- 46:04Speaker 3: Well do you say ambiance or do you say like
- 46:06Speaker 3: ambience beyond?
- 46:08Speaker 7: Do you say foyer or foyer?
- 46:10Speaker 5: Foyeroo?
- 46:13Speaker 7: Why you know why I say foyer when you can
- 46:14Speaker 7: say for I learned it.
- 46:16Speaker 8: I heard it for the first time as foyer, and
- 46:18Speaker 8: I was like, what's up, foyer.
- 46:19Speaker 7: If you're gonna use a fancy word, you gotta say
- 46:21Speaker 7: it fancy.
- 46:22Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, then it's definition.
- 46:24Speaker 10: Okay. Additional items or dress or equipment carried or worn
- 46:30Speaker 10: by a person are used for a particular activity.
- 46:34Speaker 5: Okay, held, additional items of dress not or dress number two?
- 46:40Speaker 10: Okay, I didn't say that. You do that a lot? Okay,
- 46:44Speaker 10: my bad, Uh, because I'm like I'm looking at the words.
- 46:47Speaker 10: It says the word okay.
- 46:49Speaker 5: Uh.
- 46:50Speaker 10: Accessories or other or sorry, accessories or other items that
- 46:56Speaker 10: a company are complete something Okay, but number three I
- 47:01Speaker 10: used to be like one or two cents. Now three.
- 47:03Speaker 10: Personal belongings are trampings, trappings, trappings, trappings, especially those associated
- 47:12Speaker 10: with a particular role, lifestyle, or activity.
- 47:16Speaker 5: You know, not bad, Yeah right, I don't know what's
- 47:19Speaker 5: going on.
- 47:21Speaker 7: Now, okay with that, Before you read their definition, what
- 47:22Speaker 7: would you say it is? What's an accoutermentment?
- 47:26Speaker 10: Uh? An accessory? Flare yea yeah, flair Yeah, maybe I
- 47:32Speaker 10: don't know.
- 47:32Speaker 5: Using a sentence, according to the seventy one to four,
- 47:34Speaker 5: your mom's box needs a coutermentiment.
- 47:40Speaker 10: Alright, okay, here we go, uh menus Okay. In a
- 47:45Speaker 10: longer sentence, Menace arrived for the weekend's expedition with the
- 47:51Speaker 10: usual accouterments and overpacked duffel three unnecessary chargers, multiple wallets,
- 47:59Speaker 10: size photos of his lover Tyler enough misscelane is geared
- 48:06Speaker 10: to suggest he was preparing for either a two.
- 48:11Speaker 13: Day getaway or uh or the copalist of modern civilization,
- 48:22Speaker 13: You were.
- 48:22Speaker 5: Doing so well? Really, the what would that be? Even
- 48:27Speaker 5: collapse modern colaps?
- 48:32Speaker 10: Now see they don't even know me because I packed
- 48:34Speaker 10: so light. There's no way calendar.
- 48:38Speaker 20: Some geez, come on, but yeah, the word pretty good
- 48:47Speaker 20: and favorite because went back to the gym for the
- 48:51Speaker 20: first time yesterday probably worked out my brain.
- 48:55Speaker 5: It's pretty good for the blood got flowing.
- 48:57Speaker 8: A brain gym a library that we're gonna take a
- 49:02Speaker 8: quick break and then we're gonna do some more learning.
- 49:05Speaker 5: There's a lot of words that people love to throw around,
- 49:09Speaker 5: you know, like, depending on whatever it is, they're trying
- 49:12Speaker 5: to sound really smart about it. And there's certain where
- 49:14Speaker 5: Seabast you bring this up a lot where it's like
- 49:17Speaker 5: nobody even really used this word, or it's been around
- 49:20Speaker 5: for a while, but nobody really used it until last year.
- 49:23Speaker 10: And suddenly everyone o the biggest idiots I know, always
- 49:26Speaker 10: loves saying dopamine like it's hatriarchy is one.
- 49:34Speaker 5: You know, yeah, and also super trendy these days, fascism
- 49:38Speaker 5: like but do like and when they ask people, well,
- 49:40Speaker 5: can you give me a definition of that, it's really bad.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 49:44Speaker 5: Yeah, So we're gonna we're gonna learn some of the
- 49:46Speaker 5: more searched definitions because people are throwing these things around
- 49:49Speaker 5: there like I should probably look it up. So what
- 49:51Speaker 5: are some of the what are some of those terms
- 49:53Speaker 5: that people are actually looking up to make sure that
- 49:55Speaker 5: they're using it right, and the online.
- 49:57Speaker 8: Arguments these prices are insane.
- 50:01Speaker 5: Yeah. Shows now these are according to Google, more learning
- 50:12Speaker 5: when it comes to people searching up definitions to figure
- 50:15Speaker 5: out what something means. Now the term that's been searched
- 50:19Speaker 5: the most so far this year, and he guess just
- 50:22Speaker 5: think about like news and.
- 50:25Speaker 7: A I too simple of a term.
- 50:26Speaker 5: But people, I mean, that's that's yeah, if you have
- 50:29Speaker 5: to look up AI, it's pretty yeah, like like on
- 50:34Speaker 5: a word that you know gets thrown around a lot. Now,
- 50:38Speaker 5: this one, this one has been big, I feel for
- 50:40Speaker 5: like a handful of years now. It's still really big.
- 50:43Speaker 5: Oligarchy that's in there. That's in there. But that's also
- 50:47Speaker 5: when they're the number one gas lighting that's direct gaslighting,
- 50:51Speaker 5: so trendy.
- 50:52Speaker 7: Still, I appreciate this because a lot of people do
- 50:54Speaker 7: use it incorrectly. They don't so what's man, it's what's gaslighting?
- 51:00Speaker 10: Just pretty much telling somebody that they're wrong when they're right,
- 51:03Speaker 10: and then trying to convince them that they're wrong.
- 51:05Speaker 5: Okay, a sustained pattern of manipulation intended to make someone
- 51:09Speaker 5: question their perception of reality. Like a common misuse of
- 51:12Speaker 5: it is someone simply you know, disagrees lies or remembers
- 51:16Speaker 5: events differently. Your guess it's like, no, it's that's not
- 51:20Speaker 5: necessarily it. You're not using it right. So people have
- 51:23Speaker 5: been like looking it up, like I would add patriarchy, oligarch,
- 51:27Speaker 5: you know, like people throw that around a lot. And
- 51:31Speaker 5: I had never heard of I never heard of oligarch before,
- 51:33Speaker 5: like when people started talking about Russian interference and blahlah
- 51:36Speaker 5: blah blah. I never before that whole thing started, I
- 51:41Speaker 5: had never once heard that.
- 51:42Speaker 7: Word before high school history people heard.
- 51:44Speaker 3: Okay, not in modern day.
- 51:47Speaker 10: I heard of MARLARKI.
- 51:50Speaker 5: Oligarchy or oligarch. What does that sammy?
- 51:52Speaker 7: Oh, I have no idea.
- 51:53Speaker 5: Take a wild guess oligarchy. Yeah, or if someone's in oligarch, okay.
- 51:59Speaker 16: Are they in the government somehow somehow?
- 52:04Speaker 5: Okay, you're you're you're in the right ballpark, rule by
- 52:08Speaker 5: small group of powerful people, and oligarch is one member
- 52:12Speaker 5: of that ruling elites. They talk about the elites, you know,
- 52:15Speaker 5: and the people with you know, money or influence or whatever. Now,
- 52:21Speaker 5: a common misuse of that used to describe any wealthy
- 52:24Speaker 5: person or billionaire.
- 52:25Speaker 8: Anyone with a super y yeah, right, yeah, they are
- 52:29Speaker 8: oligarch adjacent.
- 52:30Speaker 5: Yes, you see, so we're we're we're learning. We've we've
- 52:32Speaker 5: covered gas lighting and oligarch What about here's another one
- 52:36Speaker 5: because you brought it up, Uh Fascism. What what is that, Gina.
- 52:41Speaker 8: That's kind of confusing to me still because it's it
- 52:44Speaker 8: gets confused with like Nazism and all these other isms.
- 52:47Speaker 8: But I think it's when there's uh one leader that
- 52:51Speaker 8: rules over all, kind of like communism, right, but nobody
- 52:54Speaker 8: else gets a vote.
- 52:57Speaker 7: It's just the one leader.
- 53:00Speaker 5: A specific authority, authoritarian, ultra nationalist political ideology characterized by
- 53:07Speaker 5: dictation or dictorial dictorial dictator suppression, suppression of opposition, and
- 53:16Speaker 5: often a cult of the leader.
- 53:19Speaker 8: Dictator and nationalist right.
- 53:21Speaker 7: But you're not necessarily taking over, let's say, the means
- 53:24Speaker 7: of production, so you know, you dress really well, there
- 53:27Speaker 7: you go exactly like unlike communism slash socialism, the government
- 53:32Speaker 7: isn't necessarily running you know, the car manufacturer.
- 53:36Speaker 8: Like you wouldn't call Kim Jong un a fascist.
- 53:39Speaker 7: He's a dictator, but he's also they're also communists.
- 53:43Speaker 8: Yes see, I find this to be very blurred.
- 53:48Speaker 5: He's not a common misuse because they broke it down
- 53:52Speaker 5: like how you know what it actually means, and then
- 53:54Speaker 5: how people are misusing it and what you see a
- 53:56Speaker 5: lot like when people are thrown it around. Common misuse
- 53:59Speaker 5: used described almost any government policy or person someone strongly
- 54:03Speaker 5: dislikes totally.
- 54:06Speaker 7: Like so you disagreeaist, I mean go back to you know, Italy.
- 54:09Speaker 7: The origin of this is a strong person in charge.
- 54:13Speaker 7: Everybody wanted to be for Italy, but they weren't necessarily
- 54:16Speaker 7: like in Soviet in Sylvia, Rassia, controlling how much wheat
- 54:19Speaker 7: you can produce.
- 54:20Speaker 8: So this all came out of Mussolini.
- 54:22Speaker 7: I'm guessing fascist is the bundle of a bundle of
- 54:26Speaker 7: hay or sticks.
- 54:27Speaker 5: I thought a bundle of sticks was a faggot. Ye, honestly,
- 54:32Speaker 5: that's the definition of it. Yeah, right, somebody brought it
- 54:36Speaker 5: up socialism, Greg, what is socialism?
- 54:38Speaker 3: Essentially everybody, well, everybody, I was gonna say, earns the
- 54:44Speaker 3: same amount, no matter what the job is. Uh see,
- 54:49Speaker 3: I always get that blurred with communisty.
- 54:51Speaker 7: That's very confusing.
- 54:53Speaker 5: So this is another one. Even smart people like have
- 54:55Speaker 5: a hard time, you know.
- 54:56Speaker 3: Like when you really truly say something in your head,
- 54:59Speaker 3: you can't elaborate.
- 55:00Speaker 5: On actual meaning. An economic system where the means of
- 55:05Speaker 5: production are socially or publicly owned, many variations.
- 55:09Speaker 3: So that was it.
- 55:09Speaker 7: Yeah, the other part of that I was just saying,
- 55:11Speaker 7: so like Trader Joe's.
- 55:13Speaker 5: Common misuse used to describe any government spending or social
- 55:17Speaker 5: welfare program.
- 55:18Speaker 7: Right, So like your fire department isn't necessarily socialism necessarily?
- 55:23Speaker 21: Right?
- 55:24Speaker 7: But if they bought GM and took it over, or
- 55:27Speaker 7: like what Venezuela did with the oil companies.
- 55:30Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, patriarchy what does that see you?
- 55:33Speaker 3: As?
- 55:34Speaker 7: That is the rule by the potter or the Latin
- 55:37Speaker 7: for father. Okay, but what does it mean in practice?
- 55:41Speaker 7: That would be men basically, which I of course hate
- 55:44Speaker 7: as a feminist. Men basically men run everything? Unlike what
- 55:49Speaker 7: who runs the world? Girls?
- 55:50Speaker 10: As it should be a.
- 55:53Speaker 5: Social system in which men hold primary power or disproportionately
- 55:57Speaker 5: control major political, legal, economic, or family institutions.
- 56:01Speaker 7: Bring on the patriarchy, is what I'm saying.
- 56:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:03Speaker 5: Now, common misuse use to describe any situation where a
- 56:06Speaker 5: man has power, any negative experience involving a woman or
- 56:10Speaker 5: any traditional gender role, without evidence that it reflects a
- 56:13Speaker 5: broader system of male institutional dominance.
- 56:16Speaker 7: Right, a woman, what lets you pay for dinner. That's
- 56:18Speaker 7: not the patriarchy, but man.
- 56:21Speaker 5: You'll see it in the cottage.
- 56:23Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you, that's just nice.
- 56:25Speaker 5: Yeah, Sammy, what about?
- 56:28Speaker 16: Narcissist is someone who's like obsessed with themselves and has
- 56:34Speaker 16: a very high sense of self.
- 56:36Speaker 5: Okay, actual meaning someone with traits or clinically narcissistic personality
- 56:41Speaker 5: disorder involving pervasive grandiosity, grandious need for admiration, and lack
- 56:49Speaker 5: of empathy. Named after the famous menace. You might know
- 56:53Speaker 5: this now that you're a Greek scholar of watching out
- 56:54Speaker 5: of the Odyssey who the water and admired his reflection nostradamis.
- 57:00Speaker 7: Yes, he was a very He was a very beautiful man,
- 57:09Speaker 7: like a like like Greg's partner Mario pretty much. But
- 57:14Speaker 7: as they're saying, he was out hunting one day he
- 57:15Speaker 7: looked down.
- 57:16Speaker 5: At the water.
- 57:16Speaker 3: It's like, oh my gods, this vision.
- 57:20Speaker 7: Let me get closer. And he fell in love with
- 57:22Speaker 7: his own reflection. I'm able to tear himself away.
- 57:25Speaker 5: These are the terms that searched the most so far
- 57:28Speaker 5: this year, because these are terms that keep getting thrown
- 57:30Speaker 5: around as people are making their quote arguments for things.
- 57:33Speaker 5: The most common misuse any selfish ex partner.
- 57:36Speaker 7: Yeah, such a such a another version of anything I
- 57:40Speaker 7: don't like.
- 57:41Speaker 5: But but personal people, how about misogyny. Misogyny gets thrown
- 57:45Speaker 5: around a lot, that does menace, Yes, misogyny massogyny.
- 57:51Speaker 8: I like how you say massagey massage get a massage?
- 57:55Speaker 5: Like the true.
- 57:56Speaker 10: Definition of misogyny schooless.
- 58:00Speaker 3: I want to.
- 58:00Speaker 10: Say, Uh, where you, as a man you feel that
- 58:07Speaker 10: you are better than a woman, would be probably true misogyny.
- 58:11Speaker 7: That could be a symptom thereof perhaps.
- 58:14Speaker 5: Yeah, actual meaning hatred, of contempt for, or ingrained prejudice
- 58:18Speaker 5: against women. That's the actual definition of misogyny. Now common
- 58:23Speaker 5: misuse is any criticism of a woman.
- 58:25Speaker 8: Yeah, mignism.
- 58:27Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like any criticism of somebody of a particular
- 58:29Speaker 5: that's racism. Like, no, it's not, that's not racism. Critic right, yeah,
- 58:33Speaker 5: I had nothing to do with that.
- 58:34Speaker 3: And if you're explaining how something works, you're man's plaining it.
- 58:37Speaker 8: But that's well, that's not man's plaining.
- 58:41Speaker 7: Ironically, and well, if I can, man's playing. There's an
- 58:45Speaker 7: opposite of misogyny menace, miss injury.
- 58:48Speaker 10: Miss injury, never heard of that one.
- 58:50Speaker 7: Just hatred of women. No, thankfully it doesn't exist anywhere.
- 58:52Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you.
- 58:53Speaker 7: I am in the room because.
- 58:56Speaker 10: That immediately they got me here.
- 58:59Speaker 5: Yeah all right, uh c Bass. What is the actual
- 59:02Speaker 5: definition of racism?
- 59:04Speaker 7: The actual definitions? This is why I've said on the
- 59:07Speaker 7: show many times, racial not racist. Racism is believing that
- 59:12Speaker 7: a specific race. You saw a lot of this in
- 59:15Speaker 7: the World Cup. Not amongst the different folks in South America.
- 59:18Speaker 7: May I say, who believe they are inherently superior to
- 59:22Speaker 7: another ethnic, cultural, or racial group.
- 59:26Speaker 5: Actual meaning prejudice, discrimination, or unequal treatment based on race. Now,
- 59:31Speaker 5: definitions can vary depending on whether one is referring to
- 59:34Speaker 5: individual attitudes or like systemic structures as Little Lose, common misuse,
- 59:39Speaker 5: any disagreement involving people of different racists regardless of racial motivation. No,
- 59:45Speaker 5: it's not it's not racist.
- 59:49Speaker 8: Does this person think that the other is inferior?
- 59:51Speaker 5: All right? Greg? What capitalism?
- 59:54Speaker 3: Capitalism? Yep?
- 59:55Speaker 5: People are looking this up?
- 59:56Speaker 1: All right?
- 59:56Speaker 5: You know what, Maybe I should know what I'm talking about?
- 59:58Speaker 5: What the hell is capitalism?
- 59:59Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:00:00Speaker 5: Evil? Blah blah blah blah. What does it really mean?
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: An economic system where the sky is the limit, You
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: are in control of your destiny, and there are there's
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: nothing holding you back.
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: Actual meaning an economic system based primarily on private ownership
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: and market exchange. Common misuse anything involving corporations or greed,
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: Greg gave is kind of the effect, not the definition.
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: The good part basically a private emotional part, private ownership
- 1:00:27Speaker 7: and free, good and free.
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: Yeah, in charge of your own destiny.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:00:32Speaker 8: Inflation, Gina, when well, I don't know how to say
- 1:00:37Speaker 8: it without using the word inflate. But the price that
- 1:00:41Speaker 8: is attached, the value, the amount that is attached to
- 1:00:45Speaker 8: a dollar is inflated, is blown out of proportion.
- 1:00:52Speaker 5: It's very large, made larger in a balloon like sense.
- 1:00:56Speaker 5: Actual meaning a sustained increase in the general price across
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: an economy. Yeah, common misuse any price increase of a
- 1:01:04Speaker 5: particular item. Okay, people just write more more dollars for
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: the same thing, all right, Sammy. Yes, and we noticed
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: this a lot around here. Everything's iconic, Yeah, legendary, legendary.
- 1:01:20Speaker 7: There's a legend of there's a legend of Odysseus. They're
- 1:01:23Speaker 7: not a legend of some the basis from three eleven. Legendary.
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: Yeah, they're doing a concert. I'm not sure it's going
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: to be iconic.
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: No, no, if they're on the line up, they are.
- 1:01:35Speaker 8: I remember Sea Bass's girlfriend Sidney Sweeney did one of
- 1:01:38Speaker 8: those red carpet like you know, glambots, and he goes,
- 1:01:41Speaker 8: do you want to see it? She goes, no, it's okay,
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: just make sure it's iconic. I was like, I'm out, all.
- 1:01:46Speaker 5: Right, it's a Samy iconic actual meaning.
- 1:01:51Speaker 16: I gave it to you there, I know, But but
- 1:01:53Speaker 16: to explain it still is difficult without using the word,
- 1:01:55Speaker 16: which would be I guess, yeah, like the person and
- 1:02:01Speaker 16: or event that is memorable in a way of maybe
- 1:02:08Speaker 16: something you've never seen before.
- 1:02:10Speaker 10: I'll say how we say it in the company, it's
- 1:02:12Speaker 10: once in a lifetime experience.
- 1:02:14Speaker 7: Okay, which anything we want you to buy tickets?
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: Which I think maybe I just thought about it differently,
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: Like iconic, I thought would have a bigger, grander meaning
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: because the actual meaning widely recognized and culturally significant, culturally
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: significantly think of I think, like you know, Elton John's
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: an icon. I don't say, like you know, Harry Styles
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: is an icon no way you know, like I think
- 1:02:42Speaker 5: eventually eventually, But I don't know like icon, I I
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: assigned more to people who have.
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: Been around more than five minutes exactly. It's inherently something
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: that has lasted a long time.
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: Think about like speaking city swity, Like, think about like
- 1:02:56Speaker 7: an icon of beauty, like an iconic beauty moment. Would
- 1:02:58Speaker 7: Crawford would be more of like an icon He's lower
- 1:03:01Speaker 7: than let's say, Marilyn Monroe's dress. Sure, the statues of
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: Marilyn Monroe's dress. Like when you think of like iconic American, Yeah, that.
- 1:03:09Speaker 10: I would put Thriller in there. Like the amount of
- 1:03:12Speaker 10: influence that yes, iconic.
- 1:03:15Speaker 16: Yeah, but it's also like you had never seen anything
- 1:03:17Speaker 16: like it before. The type of sex symbol that Marilyn
- 1:03:19Speaker 16: Monroe became was something that had never been seen before,
- 1:03:22Speaker 16: which is why people that come later are not as iconic.
- 1:03:25Speaker 7: No, they're not even they're not even iconic.
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: Sure, actual meaning widely recognized, culturally significant, common misuse, anything
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: someone personally likes.
- 1:03:36Speaker 8: Anything, anything possibly good.
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: Now, this should be an easy putt for you, but
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: I give this one to you because I think you'll.
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: Uh, you know, knock out of the park.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: Yeah. Freedom of speech. People get confused a lot freedom
- 1:03:51Speaker 5: of speech.
- 1:03:52Speaker 7: And I just think about this the other day because
- 1:03:54Speaker 7: if you this is long time ago in the Woody Show.
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: But I went to a women's march to help with
- 1:03:58Speaker 7: a sign that said women's play is on my face,
- 1:04:01Speaker 7: and I forgot about. They would not let me have
- 1:04:03Speaker 7: that freedom of speech. They try to hit me to
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: take it from your radios with me at the time.
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: True freedom of speech is any speech pretty much at all.
- 1:04:14Speaker 7: I mean, will say unless you're unless you're threatening somebody specifically,
- 1:04:17Speaker 7: but you can literally say anything anywhere anytime, you know.
- 1:04:22Speaker 7: And by the way, hope the fire in a credit
- 1:04:24Speaker 7: movie theater is not and that's a misuse of this,
- 1:04:27Speaker 7: But saying anything anyone, anytime about anything actual meeting.
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: Freedom of speech in the United States protections under the
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: First Amendment to the United States Constitution primary primarily limiting
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: government restrictions on speech.
- 1:04:41Speaker 7: That's why that's what I.
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: Think people get confused, like it really just pertains to
- 1:04:45Speaker 8: the government, right like a private business can.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: Just the common misuse the belief that private companies or
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: individuals must provide a platform or cannot criticize speech. So
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: when a company steps in and says no, you can't
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: do that, you go, what about your freedom of speed?
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: It doesn't work that way because you're an employee of
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: the company. You're representing the company, and they don't have
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: to let you have that platform to say whatever the
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: hell you want to say.
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: This goes to the deeper question of what our rights,
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: and most people like myself and probably Greg would argue
- 1:05:15Speaker 7: that rights are things that keeps the government for off
- 1:05:17Speaker 7: of you, not right. Rights are things the government has
- 1:05:20Speaker 7: to give to you. There are things the key So
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: if I want to talk, the government can't come and
- 1:05:24Speaker 7: you know, make stop me from talking.
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: Right is also the opposite of a left.
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: That's profound.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: And you also don't have to explain a need to
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: justify a right. Right exactly when people say why do
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: you need ten guns? I don't have to explain why
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: why do you need fifty pairs of genes?
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: It's your right, Yeah, because they're cute. So you guys,
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: we've learned something. Yeah, these are all These are all
- 1:05:52Speaker 5: from Google and what people are searching the most so
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: far this year, trying to get a handle like, I
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: hear these words, I hear these terms, what the hell
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: do they really mean?
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: And how often do you question yourself when you're saying
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: something like freedom of speech? How often do you, yeah,
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: what does it really.
- 1:06:06Speaker 7: Use that right.
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: A lot of people will throw something out that sounds
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: really like strong or important to shut something down.
- 1:06:12Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, a fascist would.
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: Say, well yeah, they'll say like racist, you know, because
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: it just shuts misogyny just to shut something down, you know, yeah,
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: narcissist because people don't want to be painted with whatever,
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: you know, not really understanding, like, oh, you use that
- 1:06:29Speaker 5: completely wrong?
- 1:06:30Speaker 7: Why do I keep hearing that?
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: Maybe word maybe eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. I
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: got one more for Greg, but I'm gonna save it for.
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: After the breaks. All right.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: It's something that Greg argues all the time.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: I do.
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: Yeah, let's know the real definition of it? Oh god,
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: and it's nothing. It has nothing to do. It's not
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: it's never really thrown into any kind of political discussion Greg.
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: It's something that's thrown at Greg a lot.
- 1:06:54Speaker 10: Oh wow.
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So well we'll get to that next
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: year in the Woody showing the show be right back.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Show.
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: So we went through all those terms that Google say
- 1:07:07Speaker 5: people are googling the most, get definitions how they're really
- 1:07:11Speaker 5: supposed to be used, because they get thrown around a lot.
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: And you know, there's one word that I google is
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: now every single time I have to write it out
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: diarrhea in the news so much.
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: A H H R e A.
- 1:07:26Speaker 8: There's definitely a double something in it.
- 1:07:28Speaker 22: Two hs, I believe it, Ye are two rs d
- 1:07:33Speaker 22: I R r H nod I c I.
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: This is why I have so hard to spell r
- 1:07:41Speaker 8: D I A R R H e A H.
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: All right, so there's there's one more term in here
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: that people are misusing.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: And he guesses Greg, My guess only because you said that,
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: I get called this is it bougie O C.
- 1:08:03Speaker 5: D Yeah, because like Greg will make the argument like,
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: h yeah, because blah blah blah blah blah. I'm the
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: one who. Yes, I'm the one who if you want
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: things nice and neat and clean and orderly, you're crazy.
- 1:08:22Speaker 8: To throw in another overused word. I do kind of
- 1:08:24Speaker 8: feel like I'm being gasolt because like you won't sleep
- 1:08:27Speaker 8: in your bed if it's made too nice.
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: But that's during the day.
- 1:08:30Speaker 8: Yeah, but couldn't you say, like that's not normal. I'm
- 1:08:34Speaker 8: better than I.
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: Would admit that.
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: The thing that might be maybe or then maybe like
- 1:08:39Speaker 5: if we mess up writing something in a card, we'll
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: go get another one, because you want your card to
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: look for rewriting. Rewriting the shopping list.
- 1:08:46Speaker 8: The card will get it past the shopping list.
- 1:08:48Speaker 5: I don't understand Greg's writing a shopping list. I need milk, eggs,
- 1:08:52Speaker 5: and like the one that something looks, oh, you know what,
- 1:08:54Speaker 5: I don't need eggs. Instead of crossing it off and
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: just keep ring, he'll rewrite the list that he already
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: has just the.
- 1:09:00Speaker 10: Off chance somebody might see the list.
- 1:09:02Speaker 7: Or you leave it in the cart and the like,
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: who is this crazy?
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: Sees it? I see it? This is why I want.
- 1:09:05Speaker 3: I get food delivered or get it to go, and
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: I take it out of the container and plate it
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: and make.
- 1:09:10Speaker 5: It look I do like that because I like because it's.
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: Who they and that's the question. Who's going to see it?
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: I'm going to see it?
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: And you want to you don't like take Because of Greg.
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: I could be home, especially with sushi. If I order sushi,
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: pick it up, get it home, plate it, put the
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: little thing on it, arrange it in a semi circle
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: extra because I see it.
- 1:09:35Speaker 8: I'm the same way now because of Greg.
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: I'm the opposite. My wife will make dinner and she'll
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: have the plates out ready to put, like on actual
- 1:09:41Speaker 5: plates I'll go f that, I'll go grab the paper plates.
- 1:09:45Speaker 5: Who wants to wash? Yeah, like it's just because easy
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: silverware boom and the little silver.
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: Inside the house.
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, what is this a garage party? And
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: on the fourth of July?
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: Yeah, dishes. I think dishes is my least favorite of
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: all things.
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: That the kind of really laun mind's laundy.
- 1:10:06Speaker 10: Because and there's an easy solution menace trash. Yeah, trash,
- 1:10:11Speaker 10: that's what I do with the plates. Too far gone
- 1:10:14Speaker 10: trash or plays are so cheap now Ikia.
- 1:10:18Speaker 8: But you have to get a whole new set.
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: I get delivered to the house.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: O c D Actual meeting Obsessive compulsive disorder involving intrusive
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: obsessions and compulsive behaviors, common misuse, being neat and organized.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: A that's what, right, because if you think about it,
- 1:10:41Speaker 6: like if you really get philosophical about it, the meaning
- 1:10:44Speaker 6: of life is just finding what's aesthetically pleasing, that's about it.
- 1:10:48Speaker 3: Why do we mow our lawn, why do we paint
- 1:10:51Speaker 3: the house? Why do we make the bed? Because we're
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: looking at it and it has to be aesthetically pleasing.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: We did get an after hours voicemail asking about this
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: whole like beds that you and for those of you
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: who maybe missed it, as we brought it up a
- 1:11:03Speaker 5: couple different times, Greg admitted that if the bed is
- 1:11:06Speaker 5: made too perfectly, you're having a good bed day, a
- 1:11:10Speaker 5: good as he calls a good bed day. He and
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: Mario won't even sleep in their bed. They'll both sleep
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: on the couches. Yeah, instead of disrupting the perfectly made,
- 1:11:20Speaker 5: perfectly comfortable, perfectly good bed.
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: Which is especially if people are coming over.
- 1:11:25Speaker 5: Now the cars too clean, We're not going to drive it.
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: Done that? Done that?
- 1:11:30Speaker 10: Have you taken photos of your bed? Noo?
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: After hours voicemailing this, It's.
- 1:11:35Speaker 21: Like, I've got a question for you. So you've talked
- 1:11:40Speaker 21: about when the bed is just made too perfectly that
- 1:11:43Speaker 21: you'll choose not to sleep in it and you'll sleep
- 1:11:46Speaker 21: on the couch, right, all right, So my question is
- 1:11:48Speaker 21: when you sleep on the couch that night, and then
- 1:11:50Speaker 21: you go through your day of the next day and
- 1:11:52Speaker 21: it's time for bed, it stands to reason that nobody
- 1:11:55Speaker 21: touched the bed and it's still made just as perfectly
- 1:11:58Speaker 21: as it was the night before, and so at what
- 1:12:00Speaker 21: point do you decide to sleep in the bed. Because
- 1:12:04Speaker 21: I cannot have them that you're sleeping on the couch
- 1:12:07Speaker 21: every night, obviously, So at what point do you decide, Okay,
- 1:12:11Speaker 21: I can sleep in this bed even though it's still
- 1:12:13Speaker 21: made perfectly, And if you're able to make the decision eventually,
- 1:12:17Speaker 21: why not just make the decision immediately? Answer that for me,
- 1:12:22Speaker 21: Greg Gory.
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: Correct, That's a good question to answer.
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: Is simple. It's usually dictated by day of the week.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: So Friday night, Saturday couch night because of the bed
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: is nice, Sunday night because I'm going to work, bed
- 1:12:36Speaker 3: night and after two days on the couch. Physiology is
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: the answer. My back starts hurting.
- 1:12:41Speaker 5: See, I would say it would be the opposite, man,
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: if I have an opportunity. It's a not a weeknight,
- 1:12:46Speaker 5: it's not a work night. Man, I'm sleeping in that bed.
- 1:12:49Speaker 5: I want Those are the better night's sleep because there's
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: no alarm clock on the other end of it. Yeah,
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: especially in the waking up in the middle of the night.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: It's in a perfect world.
- 1:12:56Speaker 10: But I don't think you need a day of admiring it.
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to at least one full day.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: The Woody Show, I don't want to deal with them
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: with this gum, this Sick create book, there's something roll
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: with them.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: They're cuckoo, they are liars, they're cheats.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: There's sick people. The Woody Show, Whiz Back, Jeff. Have
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: you have you played this game before?
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: I never have. I'm looking forward to it.
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: Man, have you heard us play it before?
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:13:23Speaker 17: You have.
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: Okay, it's one that we don't do a ton because
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: it costs money.
- 1:13:28Speaker 17: M hmm.
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot.
- 1:13:30Speaker 5: Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. And that's the game.
- 1:13:32Speaker 5: It's time to play a cameo on the Cheapo. Yes,
- 1:13:36Speaker 5: so you can get in fact, who did my wife
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: just get a cameo for my son's birthday? Who was?
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:13:43Speaker 5: I know who it is you doing?
- 1:13:45Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:13:46Speaker 8: The guy who played Michael Jackson in the musical.
- 1:13:51Speaker 7: Or the or the movie.
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: I think it was.
- 1:13:54Speaker 7: It wasn't it wasn't it was the musical.
- 1:13:58Speaker 3: Yeah, something must have been like a three dollars.
- 1:14:02Speaker 5: I don't know how much it was, but he was psyched.
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: He loves it. He loves it big.
- 1:14:07Speaker 7: Michael Jackson.
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: I walked into uh Jeff G's house the other day
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: and his son was rocking, and Michael Jackson.
- 1:14:13Speaker 15: Correct, Yeah, he goes into it when he was younger too, man,
- 1:14:16Speaker 15: he knew like the whole smooth criminal dance like and
- 1:14:19Speaker 15: then now, like you know, ten.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: Years later, here comes from the movie.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: So he's back into it again, is it? Matt Matte
- 1:14:25Speaker 7: Martinez probably a free before Yes, seventeen bucks, I gotta
- 1:14:29Speaker 7: get that.
- 1:14:30Speaker 5: I'm not sure. I have no idea. I didn't see that.
- 1:14:32Speaker 5: I didn't see the musical.
- 1:14:34Speaker 10: I didn't either, good man.
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: Will you ever my wife and my son both say
- 1:14:39Speaker 5: that I would love it, because I mean, I do
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: like the music of Michael Jackson. I'm not a theater
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: person like I'm you know, I thought your son was, like,
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: you know, in the hockey and great stuff.
- 1:14:48Speaker 8: He's a well rounded other street.
- 1:14:51Speaker 7: Yeah, gay hockey guys, I have bad news for you.
- 1:14:55Speaker 8: Do you know that gay hockey romance books are taking
- 1:14:59Speaker 8: over readers?
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: What's the show? What's the show?
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Heated?
- 1:15:03Speaker 8: Which I've never seen, but apparently that genre is exploding
- 1:15:07Speaker 8: and I am shocked.
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: Well, so hot it melts the ice.
- 1:15:10Speaker 7: You have to.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll be over, so cameo on the cheap. Oh,
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: there's all these celebrities of different levels that are available
- 1:15:18Speaker 5: on there, depending on a price. We've got to figure out, like,
- 1:15:20Speaker 5: which one is the cheaper get on cameo, Jeff, And
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: it's all broken out into categories. It could be reality
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: TV or music or whatever, sometimes even more specific within
- 1:15:31Speaker 5: those categories. And then we, uh, we got to guess
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: again which one is the cheaper get on cameo. Whichever
- 1:15:37Speaker 5: one it is, we've gotten a custom greeting from that celebrity.
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: Alright, what's the what's the category set? Breaking Bad?
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: I was just about to tell Jeff that I got
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: geeked out by some of the cameos. This one automatic, dude,
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: I love this shows.
- 1:15:56Speaker 7: There are numerous Breaking Bad stars and well mostly co
- 1:15:59Speaker 7: stars and like one off characters because it cameo. But
- 1:16:02Speaker 7: you know who I was surprised to see on there
- 1:16:04Speaker 7: is de.
- 1:16:04Speaker 8: Norris as Trader.
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: Here he is if you're not familiar, or when he
- 1:16:10Speaker 7: just a refresher, Here he is when he finds out
- 1:16:13Speaker 7: that Hank is Heisenberg.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: He killed.
- 1:16:20Speaker 5: Nurisenberg.
- 1:16:28Speaker 8: So good man, I'm not even gonna correct what you said,
- 1:16:32Speaker 8: because none it'll be a spoiler. Yeah yeah, anybody else
- 1:16:37Speaker 8: catch that?
- 1:16:37Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, well no, let's leave Hank anyway. Yeah,
- 1:16:42Speaker 7: the Hank finds out who Heisenberg is. Uh so trader
- 1:16:45Speaker 7: de Norris is on there, and he's had a long career,
- 1:16:48Speaker 7: he said, I mean he has that's his biggest role
- 1:16:50Speaker 7: for sure. But he was in a he's been in
- 1:16:52Speaker 7: a bunch of stuff for decades. Slommonon on cameo.
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: What else would we know?
- 1:16:58Speaker 8: I see him in random things. I'm like, that's Hank.
- 1:16:59Speaker 5: But yeah, there are some yeah, exactly, like he was
- 1:17:03Speaker 5: something new now like before that, like, oh, he was.
- 1:17:07Speaker 7: A lot of cop rolls as you might imagine a
- 1:17:10Speaker 7: Starship Troopers, little Miss Sunshine, the Whitney movie, you know,
- 1:17:15Speaker 7: Sons of Anarchy. He's got all these little.
- 1:17:18Speaker 5: Roles here and there. All right, So either Dean Norris,
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: Hank from from Breaking Bad.
- 1:17:25Speaker 7: Who's cheaper Dean Norris or Lavell Crawford. Now he is
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: the giant guy. He was a Saulis bodyguard comedian and
- 1:17:35Speaker 7: teamed up in Breaking Bad with another comedian, mister redhead
- 1:17:39Speaker 7: guy Toper. And there's a famous image now we're talking
- 1:17:46Speaker 7: about iconic images of you don't have to know Breaking
- 1:17:49Speaker 7: Bad to know that Lavell Crawford and Bill Burr laid
- 1:17:51Speaker 7: on a giant stack of money, and and and even
- 1:17:54Speaker 7: thought about stealing that money.
- 1:18:00Speaker 5: Dude, what are you doing Minutesico? Oh, I'm saying I
- 1:18:08Speaker 5: hit ten guys in jail within a two minute window.
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: Alls, I'm saying.
- 1:18:13Speaker 5: All, I'm saying, I love you.
- 1:18:15Speaker 3: I have to rewatch it for the third time. Yeah,
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: it's going to be a rewatch for sure.
- 1:18:20Speaker 7: Cheaper Dean Norris, man of decades of work, Levell Crawford,
- 1:18:23Speaker 7: who's a decent comedian, but Vell Crawford Crawford, Jeff, what
- 1:18:28Speaker 7: your guess?
- 1:18:29Speaker 15: I would say, Actually, Dean Norris is cheaper because Lavelle's
- 1:18:34Speaker 15: hood famous.
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: That meme is everywhere, and I think he may be
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: able to charge more because of that.
- 1:18:39Speaker 7: Interesting.
- 1:18:41Speaker 5: Okay, Sammy, I think Dean Norris. Did you watch Brian
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: Bad No, Okay.
- 1:18:47Speaker 8: I tried. I literally watched it completely, like fifteen.
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: I watched Try Not Is to Fail.
- 1:18:54Speaker 16: Yeah, I watched the first two episodes. And that's when
- 1:18:57Speaker 16: I asked, you, guys, at what point am I supposed
- 1:18:59Speaker 16: to get hooked? Sometimes it takes a minute. And you
- 1:19:01Speaker 16: were like, if you're not hunt by now you're not.
- 1:19:02Speaker 5: No, that's not true. You gotta It took me. It
- 1:19:05Speaker 5: took me multiple attempts of the first couple episodes to
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: break through, and then once it happens, it's like an.
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: Upset, Like meth, it takes over.
- 1:19:13Speaker 5: Yes, wow, yeah, you got tried a couple of times
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: before you become addicted the.
- 1:19:17Speaker 3: First thirty seconds that caught me so good.
- 1:19:19Speaker 7: Well, Lavelle Crawford, Jeffy might have a point one hundred
- 1:19:22Speaker 7: and twenty one dollars for some reason, Dean Norris is
- 1:19:25Speaker 7: only one hundred and ten dollars. Yes, we have changed slightly.
- 1:19:29Speaker 7: The cameo format used to be. I'd try to cram
- 1:19:32Speaker 7: it as much about everybody in the show as I
- 1:19:33Speaker 7: could into two hundred fifty characters. Now I'm just having
- 1:19:36Speaker 7: one person on the show get a special cameo from
- 1:19:40Speaker 7: Lieutenant Trader or Detective straderor whatever he is.
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: Dean Norris, Hey, Greg, it's Dean Norris.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: Here akaa sad kink straighter listen. Sea Bass tells me,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: you've been trying to be like a wannabe cop all right,
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: going around and I taking photos of suspicious vans and neighborhood,
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: also reporting people's signs and their windows for the h
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: O A. Listen, man, you need to stop that. All right,
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: you need to lead that to the professionals. You hear me,
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: all right, I don't want to get hurt. We got
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: people to do that. You can report these people to
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: the to the proper people. People to the proper people.
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: Don't do yourself, hear me, all right? Man, Sea Bat
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: just looking after your looking after your ass. Sounds like
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: you want to do good, but you know I don't
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: want you to get hurt, So don't break bad it.
- 1:20:33Speaker 5: Oh you have to turn around so you can finish, Yeah,
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: real quick? Yeah is so great, babe.
- 1:20:45Speaker 3: Wow, God, Hank knows.
- 1:20:54Speaker 8: I don't care trat.
- 1:20:57Speaker 5: Yeah, you have another one, right, Okay, let's let's take
- 1:21:02Speaker 5: a break.
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: It's not gonna get any I know. And so coming
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: up next on the Wood Show not as good as you.
- 1:21:08Speaker 7: Just it's a lockdown hour.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: Well we'll find out. I tell you what on don't
- 1:21:16Speaker 5: you give us the once you give us the category
- 1:21:18Speaker 5: super cool rappers? Rappers, not regularly cool super cool.
- 1:21:26Speaker 10: I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
- 1:21:29Speaker 10: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a canvas
- 1:21:32Speaker 10: bag to.
- 1:21:33Speaker 8: I don't think you're gonna remember some show.
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: We've got another round of cameo on the cheap Oh
- 1:21:43Speaker 5: and in this round, it's all about what you say.
- 1:21:46Speaker 5: Great rappers, really cool, really cool cool rappers.
- 1:21:51Speaker 7: These are these are retries. These are really cool rappers.
- 1:21:53Speaker 7: So we've tried before and maybe they weren't so great
- 1:21:57Speaker 7: some way.
- 1:21:58Speaker 5: Okay, that include dudes.
- 1:22:00Speaker 7: One of the Island Boys.
- 1:22:02Speaker 3: Oh oh god.
- 1:22:03Speaker 10: I didn't realize they were still alive. Last thing I
- 1:22:05Speaker 10: saw was one of them was getting evicted and the
- 1:22:08Speaker 10: landlord was like making videos of them.
- 1:22:10Speaker 7: Like if you if you weren't alive, and I don't know.
- 1:22:12Speaker 7: Twenty twenty one, this is the Island Boys right here.
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: I'm my Islmbai and I've been choying to me. Oh,
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: I'm my is Limba.
- 1:22:20Speaker 7: Two twins.
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: I'm gonna just Island by I'm gonna just Island. I guess.
- 1:22:25Speaker 7: I guess they're Hispanic.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: They look caucasi, super tatted, yeah, facetats, crazy, crazy dread.
- 1:22:31Speaker 8: One of them, didn't they make out?
- 1:22:33Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, they're from Jamaica, right, yeah, right exactly. Their
- 1:22:38Speaker 7: ventures have been interesting. One of them had a kid
- 1:22:39Speaker 7: that definitely has feed alcohol syndrome.
- 1:22:41Speaker 23: Uh.
- 1:22:41Speaker 7: The guy Kodiak read that they shot making music together,
- 1:22:44Speaker 7: which is very sad. Yeah, Kodiak Read, who's one of
- 1:22:47Speaker 7: the Island Boys. This happened to him on New Year's Eve.
- 1:22:50Speaker 8: He's a member of the Island Boys Wrap duo Defuty State.
- 1:22:54Speaker 23: Inside their car they found powdered fentanyl on a credit
- 1:22:58Speaker 23: card that was in the console. There was a straw
- 1:23:01Speaker 23: with fentanyl in it, and then fentanyl pills. The Collier
- 1:23:05Speaker 23: County Sheriffs off the cele the two on New Year's Eve.
- 1:23:09Speaker 23: Wuty s Frank is a gang member and you may
- 1:23:12Speaker 23: recognize him because he has over one million followers on TikTok.
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: This chick just run up a flight of stairs.
- 1:23:19Speaker 8: Hold on second.
- 1:23:25Speaker 7: That's why I've become less and less afraid of gang
- 1:23:27Speaker 7: members as a concept as becoming older, because like, if
- 1:23:30Speaker 7: an Island boy is a gang member, what's to be
- 1:23:31Speaker 7: afraid of?
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: I am so I have Sideshow, Bob Hare.
- 1:23:34Speaker 7: And Toyak Red. He is uh, he's facing fentanyl charges,
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: but he's still on cameo.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: Sweet.
- 1:23:41Speaker 7: Other guy who's still on cameo is a guy who
- 1:23:42Speaker 7: the only guy we've actually gotten a refund for Riff
- 1:23:45Speaker 7: Raft the rapper what Yeah, this is his song Big Songs.
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: I just drank a Cavin the Silver I just put
- 1:23:54Speaker 5: two hundred.
- 1:23:54Speaker 21: All my job.
- 1:23:56Speaker 18: I just hit the beat and lost my time to talk.
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: I'll just crowd something watch.
- 1:24:02Speaker 7: And the reason we didn't we sent the old cameo
- 1:24:06Speaker 7: back not because he's a bad rapper. He's obviously awesome,
- 1:24:09Speaker 7: because he like he wasn't even paying attention. He was
- 1:24:11Speaker 7: is it a breakfast bar at a hotel? I just
- 1:24:14Speaker 7: want to say, you can send them back. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:24:19Speaker 7: we have for refund and they gave it to us.
- 1:24:21Speaker 7: I'll give cameo credit there. So who's the cheaper cameo?
- 1:24:24Speaker 7: Cody Red from the Island Boys or Riff Rafts still
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: on cameo.
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: It's hard to know who would take themselves.
- 1:24:30Speaker 8: More serious or who or who's more hard up?
- 1:24:34Speaker 5: I'm overvaluing themselves.
- 1:24:35Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I still see Riff Raff once in
- 1:24:39Speaker 10: a while on social media, like doing shows, and he's
- 1:24:41Speaker 10: got like pink corn Rows.
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: Yeah, he was in what spring Breakers?
- 1:24:45Speaker 10: Right, he's friends with I know he was like trying
- 1:24:49Speaker 10: to sell his house, but it was like so gaudy.
- 1:24:52Speaker 5: All right, I'm gonna get Menace and Jeff's opinion. First
- 1:24:55Speaker 5: they're experts and then try to use that to to
- 1:24:57Speaker 5: gauge what to do here, because I don't. I mean,
- 1:25:00Speaker 5: the only time I ever heard of Island Boys was
- 1:25:03Speaker 5: on this show from Sea Bass. That's it. I don't,
- 1:25:06Speaker 5: I know, but I don't know anything about them. Come
- 1:25:08Speaker 5: across your feet and then riff Raff never heard that song.
- 1:25:12Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I don't know.
- 1:25:16Speaker 7: But one of them's got like deformed kids, like you said, evictions,
- 1:25:22Speaker 7: fetnel charges.
- 1:25:23Speaker 5: I met. What do you think, or Jeff, somebody.
- 1:25:26Speaker 15: Island Boys are more expensive, So I say Riffraff is.
- 1:25:29Speaker 10: The cheaper Riffraff all right, Yeah, he might just be
- 1:25:32Speaker 10: doing like just a volume thing. So I think you're right.
- 1:25:36Speaker 5: It could be like a desperation thing and they're getting
- 1:25:38Speaker 5: evicted and stuff, you know, like.
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: And they just want.
- 1:25:41Speaker 15: But I think the talk followers, like she said, is
- 1:25:44Speaker 15: probably the price might be how yeah, okay, I.
- 1:25:47Speaker 3: Think yeah, they're probably more egotistical.
- 1:25:49Speaker 10: I think riff Raff is probably like banging out like thirty.
- 1:25:52Speaker 5: In a day or something, Gina Greg Yeah, I agree.
- 1:25:55Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I'm basing this on absolutely nothing. I
- 1:25:57Speaker 8: just looked up Riffraff and his real name is Horse,
- 1:26:00Speaker 8: so I'm just gonna use that and say that's a
- 1:26:03Speaker 8: fancier name. So Island boys are cheaper.
- 1:26:07Speaker 10: Nothing, all right?
- 1:26:08Speaker 7: Well see mass ninety four dollars for riff raff. You
- 1:26:13Speaker 7: can get Kodiak red for only thirty two bucks. All right,
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: horse spental charges not cheap as we are doing now.
- 1:26:20Speaker 7: I got this for one specific member of the woody
- 1:26:23Speaker 7: showing all right.
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: Yo, what's up?
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: Shout out to the friend Mennez who is spending his
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: money on going to F one races around the world
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: instead of saving it. He's that old and needs to
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: be saving his money and starting a damn family.
- 1:26:35Speaker 5: What the are you even doing?
- 1:26:36Speaker 3: But I hope you're having a lot of fun while
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: you're doing.
- 1:26:39Speaker 5: It, because if you're having fun, I think it's kind.
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: Of worth it.
- 1:26:42Speaker 11: You would be a great dad since you have so
- 1:26:44Speaker 11: much knowledge, especially going around the world.
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: To be such a smart guy and knowing cars, that's
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: kind of my type of thing.
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: You're not gonna lie.
- 1:26:50Speaker 5: You're a honery I live boys.
- 1:26:51Speaker 10: Shout out to Menness.
- 1:26:53Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, cameo.
- 1:26:58Speaker 5: Yeah, even doesn't sound like high or anything.
- 1:27:02Speaker 3: He sounds good.
- 1:27:04Speaker 10: Well, he had a job to do and he executed it.
- 1:27:08Speaker 5: Yeah, Well that's that's how you do cameo on the
- 1:27:12Speaker 5: Cheap right. Yeah, honestly, I'm kind of surprised that Cheap
- 1:27:17Speaker 5: Cameo is still a thing. I thought for sure that
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: thing would have flamed out. Really yeah, I mean just
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: because I don't know what it costs to run it,
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: because then you have to have all the people who
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: are to go betweens with the people who were on
- 1:27:27Speaker 5: it and the accounting party. It sounds like good, just
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: a big hasshole.
- 1:27:30Speaker 7: That was the story a couple of years ago where
- 1:27:32Speaker 7: they were they formerly were valued it over a billion
- 1:27:34Speaker 7: and it's worth like fifty grand now.
- 1:27:35Speaker 5: Yeah, just like you know, and just uh you know
- 1:27:38Speaker 5: how much goes into it compared to how many people
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: are still using it.
- 1:27:42Speaker 8: Yeah, it's fun though, it's fun.
- 1:27:44Speaker 5: It's colt. I saw it in real life with you know,
- 1:27:48Speaker 5: my wife getting that cameo from the son. He thought
- 1:27:51Speaker 5: that was cool.
- 1:27:51Speaker 8: Yeah, we do it for the kid of like gamers
- 1:27:54Speaker 8: and stuff, you know, video games, and they love it.
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:27:56Speaker 5: If you're if you're the person on the on the
- 1:27:58Speaker 5: celebrity side, so we see.
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: Just give you.
- 1:28:03Speaker 5: They just give you a couple a couple of information.
- 1:28:07Speaker 5: You just record like a quick hello and then a
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: check arrives.
- 1:28:10Speaker 8: I did one for Mother's Day for my mom from
- 1:28:12Speaker 8: some random old school. All my children soap opera actions
- 1:28:17Speaker 8: started crying.
- 1:28:25Speaker 5: I hear com sorry, she just ran into our our
- 1:28:30Speaker 5: general manager or whatever. I don't even know what his
- 1:28:32Speaker 5: title is.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: Who what is?
- 1:28:35Speaker 5: They changed? They changed the corporate titles around it, because
- 1:28:37Speaker 5: that's that's the new thing. The new thing is instead
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: of getting raises, you get.
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: To be title.
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: They've been doing that.
- 1:28:43Speaker 5: They've been doing that for a long time though, Like, guys,
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: we don't have any more money to give you. But
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: what we're gonna do is we're gonna make it. There
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: was one time, I think I told you this before.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: I was working at this radio station and they ran
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: out of ways to promote this woman. And she was great.
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: She was cool. She was the program director that hired
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: me at this station. Super nice lady, very cool, very
- 1:29:03Speaker 5: hard work or very smart, and the company loved her.
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: But man, they every time I try to give her
- 1:29:08Speaker 5: these promotions, and she was already like the vice president
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: of programming for the entire company, and so she had
- 1:29:14Speaker 5: a big job. We were at the company Christmas party
- 1:29:16Speaker 5: and go well, ladies and gentlemen like to announce it today,
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: we are promoting Michelle to vice president of music.
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:29:26Speaker 5: I'm like, well, you're already the vice president of programming,
- 1:29:29Speaker 5: which I assume would include the music all the people
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: who run out. No, but that's not what they meant.
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: They didn't mean music making us sound incredible. Constantly We're like,
- 1:29:40Speaker 5: oh my god, this is, by the way, this is
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: the station where I first met the show killer. So
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: we were working there together. We both looked at each other, like.
- 1:29:46Speaker 8: Really, now we're making her double vice president ran into
- 1:29:51Speaker 8: the whatever he was.
- 1:29:53Speaker 5: He's a muckety muck and I said, he said to her,
- 1:29:57Speaker 5: which Gina thought was kind of weird. U. Well, yeah,
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: you know what, I haven't got any complaints about you
- 1:30:03Speaker 5: guys recently.
- 1:30:04Speaker 8: Yeah, and then Greg, what did he say?
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: The only complaint we've gotten recently is that you guys
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: are calling Sammy fat.
- 1:30:10Speaker 5: Yeah fat Samy a fat Sammy complaint? But what was
- 1:30:13Speaker 5: the reasoning? Was weird? It was like they said, because
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: it's like.
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: Believe promoting bolimia. It's bad for women to hear.
- 1:30:21Speaker 8: I mean, obviously she's not believing, she's getting.
- 1:30:23Speaker 3: Fat right, losing doing it wrong.
- 1:30:26Speaker 7: Yeah, if I.
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: Maybe I should you can enjoy your food and lose weight.
- 1:30:33Speaker 5: Where is the lose the loses the weight?
- 1:30:36Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly, and you're a enamel.
- 1:30:38Speaker 7: Yeah, the teeth thing they.
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: Made dental implants for reason.
- 1:30:46Speaker 8: The esophagus thing.
- 1:30:48Speaker 7: Whatever.
- 1:30:50Speaker 10: How is your weight journey going?
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: Not great?
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: Menace? Thanks for us. Yeah, Well, she was bitching because
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: she's like, you know, with the with the laundry on
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: the different floor she did, she'd be losing all this
- 1:31:00Speaker 5: weight because you're going up and downstairs.
- 1:31:03Speaker 7: And doing loundry twenty four So that's all.
- 1:31:05Speaker 5: Yeah, it's also.
- 1:31:06Speaker 10: True heavy doing that bad thing where she gets angry.
- 1:31:10Speaker 5: I think he kind of by the way, this guy
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: that we're talking about, the again general market president, I
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: don't I don't know what they call them, a region
- 1:31:18Speaker 5: president something that's I mean, like the title keeps changing.
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 1:31:21Speaker 5: I think he kind of enjoys getting them.
- 1:31:23Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he.
- 1:31:24Speaker 5: I think he likes calls like that. He likes by
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: the way, he loves all that stuff he drama, yeah
- 1:31:31Speaker 5: for whatever, because he says, man, we need we need
- 1:31:33Speaker 5: more of this kind of stuff. We need because we
- 1:31:35Speaker 5: get talking, yeah, chatter and people worked up about something.
- 1:31:39Speaker 5: You know, it's like a sign of life kind of thing.
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: You know. He sees it as a no no, uh no,
- 1:31:45Speaker 5: publicity is bad publicity.
- 1:31:46Speaker 3: Right, so more, Yeah, it's great.
- 1:31:50Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, Paul.
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: It's a really good thing.
- 1:31:53Speaker 5: That's what Paul said.
- 1:31:54Speaker 7: That's a line that he probably says to every show.
- 1:31:56Speaker 7: He's like, I haven't gotten any complaints about you guys recently.
- 1:32:01Speaker 5: Let's see, how about this story New York City woman
- 1:32:05Speaker 5: to take on this, she's gone viral. She went on
- 1:32:08Speaker 5: Instagram and she turned down a date over his choice
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: of restaurant. Now, on top of saying that, she also
- 1:32:16Speaker 5: gave out her expectations about what she wants for a
- 1:32:21Speaker 5: dinner date. Here we go.
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: I was supposed to go on a date last night
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: and I canceled it. And here's why. He picked a
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: lame restaurant. Okay, the restaurant you pick says a lot
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: about you, and I take my restaurant game very seriously,
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: and so if we're not compatible on the restaurant you choose,
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: we're not going to be compatible on all a lot
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: of other things. Okay, Like three dollars signs minimum, preferably
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: four white tablecloth, and you need to offer to send
- 1:32:49Speaker 1: me a car to get there. Okay, thank you.
- 1:32:52Speaker 8: Oh, she's been pretty clear about what her priorities are.
- 1:32:55Speaker 5: Okay, now the comments section is eating her alive. And
- 1:32:58Speaker 5: I completely agree with this one person who sounds like
- 1:33:03Speaker 5: Morgan when they said those are high standards for someone
- 1:33:06Speaker 5: who's a five out of ten. That's in the that's
- 1:33:10Speaker 5: in the comments of her post.
- 1:33:12Speaker 7: Now, Morgan, what she said about herself on us.
- 1:33:15Speaker 5: This other dude is in there saying that she's lucky
- 1:33:17Speaker 5: she got what she got because she's quote Chili's material.
- 1:33:21Speaker 5: Now here's her picture. I don't know, I think you
- 1:33:25Speaker 5: might want to do some further investigating.
- 1:33:27Speaker 10: I mean, she's hot, no, get what you're saying.
- 1:33:33Speaker 7: He appearance.
- 1:33:36Speaker 8: Taping, She's cute, sporty lady.
- 1:33:41Speaker 3: Here.
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna let the song
- 1:33:44Speaker 5: say it all. This is this guy, Ray Jessel, and
- 1:33:48Speaker 5: he did an audition for America's Got Talent, one of
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: Greg's favorite shows anyway. So here's here's his song. I
- 1:33:55Speaker 5: think it applies to this.
- 1:33:59Speaker 9: Girl.
- 1:34:01Speaker 5: She's just great. This girl I just adore.
- 1:34:07Speaker 9: The problem is she has much more than I had
- 1:34:13Speaker 9: bargained for. She's got that style. She's got that smile, she's.
- 1:34:22Speaker 11: Got the walk, she's got the tuck.
- 1:34:25Speaker 3: She's got that zing.
- 1:34:27Speaker 10: That's just one zing.
- 1:34:29Speaker 9: She's got a penis.
- 1:34:36Speaker 7: This century in America's got talent.
- 1:34:38Speaker 5: Well at the time, he was eighty four years old
- 1:34:41Speaker 5: as old and he was he did some work for
- 1:34:45Speaker 5: like the Carol Burnette show back in the Night. And
- 1:34:50Speaker 5: here's a he he died, I want to say, less
- 1:34:53Speaker 5: than a year later. So yeah, I looked at his raid.
- 1:34:57Speaker 5: Jossel still alive. And I want to know is that
- 1:35:01Speaker 5: she's got that flat don't watch away. She's got that face.
- 1:35:07Speaker 5: That girl is grape. She's got pizzzess.
- 1:35:10Speaker 17: Too bad.
- 1:35:11Speaker 7: She has a penis.
- 1:35:16Speaker 5: Just by the way, just because you're skinny and in
- 1:35:18Speaker 5: that dress is not mean always.
- 1:35:21Speaker 8: Love failure always some flong.
- 1:35:24Speaker 10: Ain't that what they.
- 1:35:25Speaker 7: Call the fiesl But he Genralia.
- 1:35:29Speaker 9: That's where hydraw the line.
- 1:35:31Speaker 11: Besides hers is bigger than mine. A mess because under
- 1:35:40Speaker 11: that dress she's gotta beat.
- 1:35:42Speaker 5: And I yes, because like look at I would say,
- 1:35:49Speaker 5: like from from the nose to the chin, Greg, that's
- 1:35:51Speaker 5: a dude.
- 1:35:52Speaker 7: You don't think.
- 1:35:54Speaker 3: She does have white shoulders to.
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: Here's here's the point.
- 1:35:59Speaker 3: Does have I love her.
- 1:36:01Speaker 5: I wouldn't say anything otherwise except she's being a bitch
- 1:36:04Speaker 5: in this clip about like you know all these high
- 1:36:06Speaker 5: standards for like you better send a car, you better
- 1:36:09Speaker 5: send me to a restaurant that's at least three or
- 1:36:11Speaker 5: four dollars signs.
- 1:36:12Speaker 8: Like I got what she was saying at first until
- 1:36:16Speaker 8: she expanded on and she's like, you know, if we
- 1:36:18Speaker 8: don't agree on restaurants, we're not gonna grant other things.
- 1:36:20Speaker 8: But then she just became a massive.
- 1:36:22Speaker 7: Bit right the Diva Dinner Dude Mena says she has
- 1:36:25Speaker 7: a certain long faced Sarah Jessica Parker look about her.
- 1:36:28Speaker 19: Yet some carrots, And you said, but that's that's a
- 1:36:41Speaker 19: turn off on women, but it's not really on men.
- 1:36:42Speaker 7: Like that big long face thing that menace hates elongated faces,
- 1:36:48Speaker 7: Like women don't really. I don't hear about it from
- 1:36:50Speaker 7: women about men, but you hear about it from guys.
- 1:36:52Speaker 5: You know, three or four dollars signs at a restaurant,
- 1:36:54Speaker 5: All you need is a bag of apples and a
- 1:36:56Speaker 5: salt lick. Be fine.
- 1:36:59Speaker 8: What's it called the area between your nose and your
- 1:37:01Speaker 8: top lip, like the film or fillium. Whenever I see
- 1:37:05Speaker 8: a woman called a sea gutter. Whenever I see a
- 1:37:10Speaker 8: woman with a lot of space there, I always think like,
- 1:37:12Speaker 8: she'd probably look better with a mustache. We should show
- 1:37:14Speaker 8: that in Yeah that's off, Yeah, long space in between.
- 1:37:21Speaker 10: Yeah, I think women get that after nose jobs.
- 1:37:26Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:37:27Speaker 5: Maybe good luck in your dating life there, good good,
- 1:37:32Speaker 5: remember that.
- 1:37:33Speaker 10: I mean she will find love. Remember that chick that
- 1:37:36Speaker 10: put out a billboard Oh yeah, finding a guy?
- 1:37:39Speaker 5: She put the woman had had no problem finding a
- 1:37:44Speaker 5: guys and breathing she wanted made a big, you know,
- 1:37:48Speaker 5: public spectacle of it. But any woman can just walk
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: outside and go like I'm ready. He will pick up
- 1:37:55Speaker 5: and take her out.
- 1:37:56Speaker 10: She didn't find the guy through the billboard campaign? Oh really?
- 1:37:59Speaker 7: Yeah, the one guy that didn't see it?
- 1:38:02Speaker 5: Is that always the way it goes?
- 1:38:03Speaker 3: And claimed, Oh I didn't know about your billboard.
- 1:38:06Speaker 5: You said eight seven seven forty four. Wooding send us
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: a text over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: I'm gonna say.
- 1:38:14Speaker 5: Noise the Woody Show.
- 1:38:19Speaker 24: I'm with Woody on this.
- 1:38:20Speaker 5: It's very strange and it's not good at all.
- 1:38:22Speaker 7: Oh god, finished it was sour. There's a little bit
- 1:38:25Speaker 7: of an aftertude.
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: Oh my god, it tastes like cold grease.
- 1:38:32Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
- 1:38:35Speaker 5: I don't know if you've seen this video.
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: Is he the a hole who?
- 1:38:43Speaker 5: Viral video from the Cubs game, and it shows as
- 1:38:48Speaker 5: this older guy slapping the back of the head of
- 1:38:52Speaker 5: a younger Cubs fan who refused to stand during the
- 1:38:55Speaker 5: national anthem, slapped to like in the In the video,
- 1:38:59Speaker 5: it's it's it's hard to hear, but you can hear.
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: You can hear the smack. The older Cubs fan leans
- 1:39:04Speaker 5: over and tells the kid something and appears to repeat himself,
- 1:39:08Speaker 5: and when the kid doesn't respond, he slaps into the
- 1:39:10Speaker 5: back of the head. Now, eventually the kid did stand up,
- 1:39:13Speaker 5: So you could make an argument if it was an
- 1:39:15Speaker 5: a whole thing or not, But in case it works.
- 1:39:17Speaker 7: The kid's probably in his early twenties, lighteen, so he's
- 1:39:20Speaker 7: not a child for sure.
- 1:39:21Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he's not like a little kid.
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: Yeah it was. He a perfect stranger to the older guy.
- 1:39:24Speaker 7: Yes, yeahs from what we understand, he's not sitting next
- 1:39:27Speaker 7: to the man whatsoever.
- 1:39:28Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, here's a again, you can hear the slap.
- 1:39:44Speaker 5: So some other fans saw it and stayed quiet because
- 1:39:47Speaker 5: they didn't want to be next police are aware of
- 1:39:50Speaker 5: the incident, but no no charges were filed, so there's
- 1:39:52Speaker 5: not much they can do.
- 1:39:53Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean old people can legally do whatever they want, right, Yeah,
- 1:39:56Speaker 10: but you know.
- 1:39:56Speaker 8: Some might argue. Somebody argue that sitting during the national
- 1:40:00Speaker 8: anthem is less distracting than someone screaming and slapping.
- 1:40:03Speaker 3: The person in front of them, because it ensued with
- 1:40:05Speaker 3: a big argument.
- 1:40:07Speaker 5: Yeah, a ton of drum I'm again it, you're again
- 1:40:09Speaker 5: it again. No, I'm again it, because you know, you
- 1:40:12Speaker 5: can't just can't be slapping people.
- 1:40:14Speaker 7: But that's what that's what old people used to do.
- 1:40:16Speaker 7: Like when you were old people used to discipline other
- 1:40:18Speaker 7: people's kids.
- 1:40:21Speaker 3: And if you've got any shit, you're agin.
- 1:40:23Speaker 5: It, you're again.
- 1:40:25Speaker 7: I appreciate his sentiment, but we don't know that guy
- 1:40:28Speaker 7: could be like not a US citizen, in which case
- 1:40:31Speaker 7: not standing for the anthem would be perfectly.
- 1:40:33Speaker 5: You know, oh yeah, it's not not my denmark.
- 1:40:37Speaker 7: Or you could go halfway.
- 1:40:38Speaker 5: You could be people who are citizens are like not
- 1:40:40Speaker 5: my anthem.
- 1:40:42Speaker 7: You could stand, but not like do the whole hand
- 1:40:44Speaker 7: over the heart thing, just like just just stand out
- 1:40:46Speaker 7: of respect.
- 1:40:46Speaker 5: To where you are. Yeah, but yes, able, what about
- 1:40:50Speaker 5: this one a confrontation at San Francisco International Airport are
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: United Airlines employee threatened to call ICE on a passenger.
- 1:41:00Speaker 5: Passenger Julio, who was a US citizen, says that he
- 1:41:03Speaker 5: and his family had spent hours trying to fix a
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: ticketing mistake before their flight to Montreal, and things just
- 1:41:09Speaker 5: got a little crazy at the United Airlines counter. The
- 1:41:13Speaker 5: video shows the employee telling him maybe we should call
- 1:41:15Speaker 5: Ice on you. You don't act like a citizen.
- 1:41:18Speaker 7: Oh no, what does that mean?
- 1:41:20Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a little clip.
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: You can call Ice on you. Oh say that again?
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: Say that again.
- 1:41:24Speaker 7: Maybe you need to be because you don't act like
- 1:41:26Speaker 7: you get away?
- 1:41:28Speaker 5: Hell, you gonna call?
- 1:41:30Speaker 17: I saw?
- 1:41:33Speaker 21: I saw?
- 1:41:34Speaker 10: I dare you to call?
- 1:41:35Speaker 3: I saw me, I saw lady whole Ice saw me.
- 1:41:39Speaker 4: You want the police to I want.
- 1:41:40Speaker 3: No, I want ice? Like you said face? Say to
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: get out of my face.
- 1:41:46Speaker 18: Say again, get on my sad.
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: You get fired. You know you get fired, You get fired.
- 1:41:51Speaker 15: And I'm.
- 1:41:55Speaker 7: I will say this, not the accent. I'm gonna call
- 1:41:59Speaker 7: Ice on you from I expect.
- 1:42:01Speaker 8: It should be irish professional like you, sir?
- 1:42:05Speaker 7: Would you like the cops?
- 1:42:06Speaker 9: Now?
- 1:42:06Speaker 8: Get out of my face?
- 1:42:08Speaker 7: Yea ake one.
- 1:42:09Speaker 10: That airport sucks, man, it's the worst. Always a delay,
- 1:42:12Speaker 10: it's a gigantic airport. Terrible food options.
- 1:42:16Speaker 5: Uh, and always delayed.
- 1:42:18Speaker 10: Yeah, and there's an ants on the runway. What Yeah,
- 1:42:20Speaker 10: and then you can't Yeah. They'll use anything to delay. Yeah, yeah, sorry, they.
- 1:42:24Speaker 3: Were perfectly clear day and they'll say, yeah, it's really foggy. Yeah,
- 1:42:27Speaker 3: no it's not.
- 1:42:28Speaker 5: Yeah am I the Ahle email from Jason, it says,
- 1:42:36Speaker 5: what do you showy?
- 1:42:37Speaker 17: Jason?
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: I was supposed to have a one fifteen pm online
- 1:42:40Speaker 5: appointment with my doctor. It was during my work hours,
- 1:42:44Speaker 5: and I think it's a waste of time to take
- 1:42:45Speaker 5: a few hours off of work for a three minute
- 1:42:48Speaker 5: talk with my doctor about a lab result. So I
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: was doing it online. It's a timesaver for me, and
- 1:42:53Speaker 5: I wouldn't take off from work. It was now one
- 1:42:56Speaker 5: for one fifteen appointment.
- 1:42:59Speaker 3: Of course they did.
- 1:43:00Speaker 5: Doc was a no show.
- 1:43:01Speaker 3: They cannot make you not wait.
- 1:43:03Speaker 5: I called his office and I told them I'm rescheduling
- 1:43:05Speaker 5: because I think it's bs that if a patient. If
- 1:43:08Speaker 5: a patient is late or a no show, the patient
- 1:43:10Speaker 5: gets penalized with a fee. But if the doctor's a
- 1:43:13Speaker 5: no show, we're just supposed to wait around forever and
- 1:43:15Speaker 5: we're at their mercy. Nope, not on my watch. The
- 1:43:20Speaker 5: second I finished rescheduling, I get a text message from
- 1:43:24Speaker 5: their office saying the doctor is ready to see me.
- 1:43:26Speaker 5: Forget it, you had your chance. I wrote a strongly worded,
- 1:43:30Speaker 5: yet professional text message about my disappointment with him, and
- 1:43:34Speaker 5: I went back to work.
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: Am I the a hole?
- 1:43:36Speaker 5: This is mister Grimace Jason? So we know mister grimmis
- 1:43:39Speaker 5: personally he's a really sweet dude, really nice guy. Yeah,
- 1:43:43Speaker 5: grim dog, yeah the grim dog.
- 1:43:46Speaker 3: No, he's not being an a hole at all. But
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: once the doctor was ready, didn't you want your laughter?
- 1:43:52Speaker 3: I know, like, Okay, it sucks that he was running late,
- 1:43:56Speaker 3: but you still want the results.
- 1:43:59Speaker 5: No not not not be able and you're so right? Yeah,
- 1:44:03Speaker 5: like they're never on time, but you know, they give
- 1:44:05Speaker 5: you what a fifteen minute maybe a fifteen minute grace
- 1:44:08Speaker 5: period before they just automatically cancel your appointment. You show
- 1:44:12Speaker 5: up and they go, am, sorry, sorry, there's nothing we
- 1:44:15Speaker 5: can damn Yeah.
- 1:44:15Speaker 7: Shouldn't we get our co pay back or get paid
- 1:44:17Speaker 7: forty bucks or something?
- 1:44:18Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well that's also I mean, I had that
- 1:44:20Speaker 5: situation with the state where they tax refund. Yeah, they
- 1:44:24Speaker 5: owed me a check, right, it was some kind of refund.
- 1:44:27Speaker 5: There was something that was jacked up with what Okay, fine,
- 1:44:30Speaker 5: mistakes happened, but it was it was a pretty significant
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: amount of money. I want to say. It was like
- 1:44:35Speaker 5: nine thousand dollars hit that I was owed from the
- 1:44:38Speaker 5: state down and I waited for months months and they lied.
- 1:44:42Speaker 5: So yeah, oh the checkers in the mail, No you didn't, No,
- 1:44:45Speaker 5: you didn't got nothing and got nothing and so ended
- 1:44:49Speaker 5: up getting it months later. Now, if we would owe
- 1:44:53Speaker 5: the state or the federal government on on like a tax,
- 1:44:57Speaker 5: you know, liability, Oh yeah, you owed them from your
- 1:44:59Speaker 5: return or whatever.
- 1:45:01Speaker 7: They become Johnny on the spot.
- 1:45:02Speaker 5: Yeah, and you didn't pay it by the April fifteenth.
- 1:45:04Speaker 5: But yeah you got to pay it with interest. Yeah,
- 1:45:07Speaker 5: it doesn't work that way. If the state owes you.
- 1:45:08Speaker 8: You didn't get eleven dollars.
- 1:45:10Speaker 5: Yeah, they just hold on to it just endlessly.
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:45:14Speaker 5: Doctors, you don't show up on time, they cancel and
- 1:45:18Speaker 5: then still charge you for the appointment. Yeah, but the
- 1:45:21Speaker 5: doctor's half hour forty five minutes late.
- 1:45:24Speaker 7: So well, like I'm looking this up, this has to
- 1:45:25Speaker 7: have been a curb your enthusiasm episode, but probably not.
- 1:45:28Speaker 8: Yeah, that's pretty common.
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: Yeah, so I'm voting A.
- 1:45:32Speaker 3: You're not the home whatsoever.
- 1:45:34Speaker 5: Yeah, and I agree with you. Anything can be done
- 1:45:36Speaker 5: on an online appointment. I'll take that. Health stuff is good.
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: Just talking to somebody. I talked to my GI doctor
- 1:45:43Speaker 3: and we were on the zoom for I don't know
- 1:45:46Speaker 3: a minute and a half. Yeah, and I thought, okay,
- 1:45:48Speaker 3: that was easy.
- 1:45:49Speaker 5: And then I got a bill for eighty dollars.
- 1:45:50Speaker 8: Oh for sure.
- 1:45:51Speaker 7: But here's my question.
- 1:45:53Speaker 8: A lot of them do want to, you know, have
- 1:45:54Speaker 8: the camera on, you know, like FaceTime or whatever to
- 1:45:57Speaker 8: see the thing you're talking about. So what if it's
- 1:45:59Speaker 8: like you're meaner, would you wave it around on the
- 1:46:02Speaker 8: camera so the doctor could help you.
- 1:46:03Speaker 5: If it was on zoom, you wouldn't do it, Yeah,
- 1:46:07Speaker 5: because maybe they're screenshotting it, you know.
- 1:46:10Speaker 10: The dark web.
- 1:46:11Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:46:12Speaker 5: Somebody on the text makes a good point for mister Grimace.
- 1:46:15Speaker 5: You should you You would get better results if you
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: reported the insurance company because they hold them accountable, because
- 1:46:21Speaker 5: the insurance company is still sending them the you know,
- 1:46:23Speaker 5: the payment or whatever. And if you're going the amen,
- 1:46:26Speaker 5: I didn't get anything right, So make sure, I would.
- 1:46:29Speaker 5: I would do that for sure.
- 1:46:30Speaker 8: That makes sense.
- 1:46:31Speaker 7: Yeah, because they'll do it for.
- 1:46:32Speaker 5: The insurance company because they know that they're they're cashing
- 1:46:35Speaker 5: in from those guys. You still want people to smell you,
- 1:46:43Speaker 5: like where do you? Yeah, where do you stay? Like
- 1:46:46Speaker 5: where'd you get start? Regina Morgan Want says she said
- 1:46:52Speaker 5: that a skunk tried to spray her neighbor and her
- 1:46:59Speaker 5: yesterday and they think they got out of the way.
- 1:47:02Speaker 5: She's kind of like, she's kind of like Phantom.
- 1:47:09Speaker 7: She put her jack. You know, you smell like like
- 1:47:14Speaker 7: body spray.
- 1:47:15Speaker 24: Okay, good because it's a lingering smell. I can smell
- 1:47:21Speaker 24: it outside the house. Yeah, we were so close. It
- 1:47:23Speaker 24: was me, her, her two little dogs. And the dog
- 1:47:25Speaker 24: goes into the little bush and is going after something
- 1:47:28Speaker 24: like where are you going after pearl? And then we
- 1:47:31Speaker 24: pull the dog out because I start to smell skunk
- 1:47:33Speaker 24: and it had what are their tails, like their like
- 1:47:36Speaker 24: spur type things like I don't know, I don't know
- 1:47:39Speaker 24: what they're called, but it had it in its skunk.
- 1:47:43Speaker 24: Skunk's tail was in the dog's mouth.
- 1:47:45Speaker 5: Wouldn't that just be fur? They don't have the don
- 1:47:48Speaker 5: quills like, so it looked like its not like a porcupine, right,
- 1:47:51Speaker 5: not that I'm aware of it.
- 1:47:52Speaker 7: Looked like it.
- 1:47:53Speaker 24: But anyways, so so lucky the dog didn't get sprayed.
- 1:47:56Speaker 5: We didn't get greg You.
- 1:47:57Speaker 10: Went through that.
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: I went through that with my dog and it good.
- 1:48:00Speaker 3: For without exaggeration, almost a year ruined my house because
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: my dog got sprayed point blank to the face, ran
- 1:48:10Speaker 3: in and it had just yellow goop all over his face,
- 1:48:13Speaker 3: and it was so bad and the house was essentially ruined.
- 1:48:18Speaker 3: Everything I owned was ruined. And then I went to work.
- 1:48:21Speaker 3: For the next month or so, people were complaining, why
- 1:48:24Speaker 3: does the garage smell? Why does this office smell? Why
- 1:48:26Speaker 3: does it smell in here? Because I think to high
- 1:48:29Speaker 3: Heaven for it isn't.
- 1:48:30Speaker 8: The tomato juice thing real? Or was that just Seinfeldt?
- 1:48:33Speaker 3: I tried everything tomato juice, laundry, detergent, baking, soda.
- 1:48:37Speaker 5: It doesn't work. We tell what else doesn't work, that
- 1:48:40Speaker 5: the nature's miracle or any of those things that they
- 1:48:42Speaker 5: try to tell you gets the smell of the animal.
- 1:48:47Speaker 8: I should buy stock in that, dude.
- 1:48:48Speaker 5: It doesn't work. Nothing gets that stuff completely out. You
- 1:48:52Speaker 5: have a better chance with dogs than you do with
- 1:48:54Speaker 5: the cat stuff cat pee or the whatever they do.
- 1:48:57Speaker 5: That spray isn't the spray just pee Basically it's like
- 1:49:03Speaker 5: now like when like they say, like a cat is
- 1:49:05Speaker 5: marking or whatever, like chicks who say they squirt right,
- 1:49:09Speaker 5: just pe right, Like it's just urine.
- 1:49:11Speaker 8: It's so strong and it holds on so long. They
- 1:49:13Speaker 8: used to mix it with perfume to make it stay
- 1:49:15Speaker 8: on longer.
- 1:49:16Speaker 7: That's how strong cat he is.
- 1:49:17Speaker 5: Like, you can't get that. I don't care what you
- 1:49:19Speaker 5: put on it. I don't care how much or what
- 1:49:21Speaker 5: you've done to try to shampoo it, steam it. Uh,
- 1:49:25Speaker 5: nature's miracle doesn't work.
- 1:49:27Speaker 8: You're gonna smell like a hoarder's out.
- 1:49:29Speaker 5: It doesn't work. There were some other stuffy they claimed.
- 1:49:31Speaker 5: People were claiming work. I forget. The informercials said, oh
- 1:49:34Speaker 5: look it's so safe. They were spraying in their mouth.
- 1:49:36Speaker 5: Oh look, oh yeah, like you know, uh, peroxide based something. Yeah,
- 1:49:41Speaker 5: spray is the cat spray is different than it? Yeah,
- 1:49:45Speaker 5: it was interesting. It's p plus basically special oily sense
- 1:49:51Speaker 5: from the cat's body and the pheromones, So like, where
- 1:49:54Speaker 5: is that produced that it's like coming out They can
- 1:49:56Speaker 5: they can like pee it out or some spressing glands dog,
- 1:50:02Speaker 5: so it's kind of like your bladder and then your
- 1:50:04Speaker 5: TESTI satchel. Yeah, they have a special like where they
- 1:50:07Speaker 5: you know, the glands that are making these things and
- 1:50:09Speaker 5: then mergency the urethra, and they can just squirt it out.
- 1:50:13Speaker 7: Women have skins glands, which is where I believe, which
- 1:50:19Speaker 7: is where that would come from. But uh, you know
- 1:50:21Speaker 7: if we were talking about the squirt.
- 1:50:23Speaker 5: Right right, But man, yeah, like I don't care, I
- 1:50:26Speaker 5: don't care. It's that's it. Whatever they've they've peed on
- 1:50:29Speaker 5: a cat, whatever they peed on, and you will you
- 1:50:32Speaker 5: will get that faint smell. And you're talking about like
- 1:50:34Speaker 5: the the skunk smell. That's another one, man. I think,
- 1:50:37Speaker 5: no matter what you do, there's gonna be a faint.
- 1:50:39Speaker 3: There's a product called skunk Away, I believe it was called.
- 1:50:42Speaker 3: And I was pouring buckets of it on the garage
- 1:50:46Speaker 3: floor and hosing it out for months, and then I
- 1:50:49Speaker 3: had to leave the garage open, leave every door and
- 1:50:51Speaker 3: window open with fans pointing outward, and still six months later,
- 1:50:55Speaker 3: it was That's why the skunk is the only animal
- 1:50:59Speaker 3: that I would take pleasure and killing.
- 1:51:01Speaker 5: Buy skunk Shampoo on Amazon and have it handy at
- 1:51:04Speaker 5: all times. I was told to use baking soda, but
- 1:51:07Speaker 5: not a lot of water because the water reactivates the
- 1:51:10Speaker 5: skunk smell.
- 1:51:10Speaker 3: My god.
- 1:51:11Speaker 5: Well, it's like when they say don't drink water if
- 1:51:13Speaker 5: you're drinking something spicy and your mouth's burning from like
- 1:51:16Speaker 5: a chili or so like. Yeah, water makes it worse.
- 1:51:19Speaker 5: That's why you need like milk or something like that. Uh,
- 1:51:22Speaker 5: the stuff I was talking about, that other stuff that
- 1:51:24Speaker 5: you can spread on your well, the person in the
- 1:51:26Speaker 5: INFOMERCIALI spring on their tongue poof, that's what it's called. Yeah,
- 1:51:30Speaker 5: pH f poof, and it's gone like magic. It doesn't work.
- 1:51:35Speaker 5: My dad had some of that stuff. He swears by it,
- 1:51:38Speaker 5: but I swear I could still.
- 1:51:40Speaker 7: Yeah blind, you want to get yourself ready for dinner.
- 1:51:45Speaker 7: You can get close up videos of a skunk spring
- 1:51:48Speaker 7: and it is. It's expressing its own So it's like
- 1:51:55Speaker 7: these too little red non jewels out and spray a
- 1:52:02Speaker 7: creamy mustard.
- 1:52:05Speaker 3: It's a yellow. It looks like. Don't like it.
- 1:52:08Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like get in their menace.
- 1:52:11Speaker 3: It's indescribable.
- 1:52:14Speaker 5: During the day too.
- 1:52:15Speaker 10: I forgot to mention that, Oh yeah, what body spray
- 1:52:17Speaker 10: are using to cover it up.
- 1:52:19Speaker 7: I don't it's good.
- 1:52:20Speaker 24: This is not my juiceytur, which I recommend. I think
- 1:52:22Speaker 24: this is just some cheap stuff from.
- 1:52:24Speaker 7: Oh do you know what?
- 1:52:25Speaker 10: I spotted Target the other day. Actually, Tisdale has a
- 1:52:29Speaker 10: new body spray. I moved on from Marion Grande. She
- 1:52:32Speaker 10: has a great Yeah. It's called Frenchie. They have like
- 1:52:35Speaker 10: fifteen different scents to it.
- 1:52:38Speaker 8: She's her line.
- 1:52:39Speaker 5: Did they make it for men?
- 1:52:40Speaker 10: Oh no, it says women. It smells good.
- 1:52:45Speaker 5: To get you some great you know it?
- 1:52:47Speaker 6: Girl?
- 1:52:47Speaker 10: They have so many different sense it's crazy.
- 1:52:50Speaker 7: How does Astley Tisdale do that? Perfumous have been done
- 1:52:53Speaker 7: for a thousand years. She's in the lab making fish.
- 1:52:55Speaker 7: She goodles on.
- 1:52:57Speaker 5: I heard the name. I've heard the name. Was she
- 1:52:59Speaker 5: from musical?
- 1:53:01Speaker 3: Yeah? That clears it up?
- 1:53:03Speaker 5: Well, no it does. I mean I know what high
- 1:53:04Speaker 5: school music that was? That Zach Effron too right, he
- 1:53:08Speaker 5: came from that?
- 1:53:09Speaker 7: Yes, I could picture the sweet life. Yeah, thank you?
- 1:53:13Speaker 10: Yeah, so shouts of French.
- 1:53:15Speaker 5: I just know I want to smell like her as
- 1:53:16Speaker 5: a man.
- 1:53:18Speaker 3: On my face.
- 1:53:21Speaker 24: The spray you used to wear her perfume?
- 1:53:24Speaker 10: Perfume, No, it's a by spray, which I'm talking about,
- 1:53:27Speaker 10: but it's a body spray for mixing.
- 1:53:29Speaker 3: It was it was not even that.
- 1:53:30Speaker 5: It was a that's the mist okay, so it's not okay,
- 1:53:33Speaker 5: it's not spray.
- 1:53:34Speaker 10: Yeah, so this is this is even. Yeah, this is
- 1:53:37Speaker 10: like a myst too. And they have like manly yeah, salty.
- 1:53:43Speaker 3: Salty air, salty air.
- 1:53:46Speaker 10: Yeah, milk.
- 1:53:48Speaker 3: I met his spray once and it was nice.
- 1:53:50Speaker 5: It's a so called mechanic milk milk.
- 1:53:55Speaker 10: Yeah, what's it called moon milk?
- 1:53:58Speaker 24: Milk?
- 1:53:58Speaker 5: Is that a porno birthday title.
- 1:54:02Speaker 3: Cloud?
- 1:54:02Speaker 10: That's kind of girly but kind of Yeah. They have
- 1:54:05Speaker 10: other stuff cashmeir vanilla, Greg.
- 1:54:08Speaker 7: Now give me some of that moon milk, thank you.
- 1:54:11Speaker 5: Like, if a guy showed up, like, you know, wearing
- 1:54:13Speaker 5: moon milk, wouldn't you just dry up.
- 1:54:17Speaker 10: Over please?
- 1:54:20Speaker 8: Because it's one of two things. Either you genuinely sprayed
- 1:54:22Speaker 8: that on yourself or you were just hardcore making out
- 1:54:24Speaker 8: with somebody.
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- 1:55:05Speaker 5: Gory parting words of wisdom please.
- 1:55:07Speaker 3: Yeah. Nobody will ever get enough credit for doing all
- 1:55:11Speaker 3: they do while sober. It's never happened.
- 1:55:16Speaker 5: But uh, you know when you're drunk, Like, what are
- 1:55:21Speaker 5: you getting more credit? I'm I'm not following. Everything's easier.
- 1:55:23Speaker 8: It's like, wow, you did that sober, you went to
- 1:55:25Speaker 8: a party sober.
- 1:55:30Speaker 5: To brain not working on that. I'm like, are we
- 1:55:33Speaker 5: getting more credit when we do things when we're drunk?
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: Sammy's mega gatt it. Wow you're so smart, Sammy, You're
- 1:55:40Speaker 3: wow totally got that. Wow sober?
- 1:55:42Speaker 5: All right, Thank you very much, Sammy and Greg Gory
- 1:55:45Speaker 5: I can deal with. Thank you so much for giving
- 1:55:47Speaker 5: the show some of your valuable time this morning. You
- 1:55:50Speaker 5: know we'd love it to appreciate you for that. Rest
- 1:55:52Speaker 5: of you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
- 1:55:54Speaker 5: Have a great day. S M D double M. Quit
- 1:55:57Speaker 5: this bitch.