Petty Olympics: Medal-Worthy Breakup Moves I Actually Did (and Admit To)

This Escalated Quickly · Jun 20, 2026 · 8m

Liv admits she secretly trained for the ‘Petty Olympics’ after a breakup and hands out medals to her most ridiculous post-relationship moves. This ten-minute monologue reads like the best friend you text at 2 a.m.: a ridiculous opening claim, a string of laugh-out-loud confessions (renaming contacts, curated revenge playlists, passive-aggressive décor swaps), and savage but self-aware hot takes about which petty moves are emotionally justified versus just dramatic noise. The episode’s pacing is fast, conversational, and full of Millennial sarcasm—great for listeners who need a short…