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A Bucks Worth Of Tay Tay: Taylor Swift, Planet of the Apes & Deus Ex · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things
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nerdy um I will apologize if you hear some purring during this episode all
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right mate enjoy yourself well I've just got a little kitten who's decided that
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she only wants to sit in my lap at the moment and she's very loud Pur sometimes
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no no it's not on now she's just attacking the headphone multiple cat gasm this is a
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professional podcast get their amateur out of here guys we're not we're not infringing on
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any copyright by even doing a podcast are we well it was a close call but uh
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apparently not no I know that at one stage we did a
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jingle for lawsuits that are stupid oh
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yeah we still have that let's have a
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look uh check the old playlist I've got
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are you sure that's a law which is uh quite popular should I play that cuz I
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know people like that one yeah it's a good one it's a good uh it's a good
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jingle it's not particularly relevant though well it's all about the law I
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don't want to be throwing them around all right here we go are you playing
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it I am playing it are you not hearing it just playing it
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man well that's disappointing let me try well it's not disappointing for you it's
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disappointing for us and ultimately for the listeners well I mean no cuz the
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listeners I can just add it in later like they'll get to hear it you just
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might not don't give it away don't give away the magic of how this works can you
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hear me can you still hear me I can hear you can hear you yeah all right no well
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I just changed the setting so there was a potential for you not to be able to
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you make it sound like I'm crazy I'm changing a setting yeah Matt
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everyone's crazy but you all right let me try that again when my jaw hit the
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floor when I heard what you said but I'm sure in days of your would have made
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more sense it seems so strange and I need to know the score so I really got
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to ask are you sure that's a law are you sure that's a law what I love most about
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that is that little repre at the end it like ends and then it's like no [ __ ] it
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one more time one more just cuz I like the way it rhymed yeah are you sure that's a law
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I've got uh bizarre court cases that's probably the one oh that's it before you
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move on though to that it just occurred to me that are you sure that's a law
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only works because of the Australian accent oh yeah I
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know like Jenna if Jenna said are you sha that's a law it wouldn't
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rhyme no because Sha's got an r in it yeah that we don't bother with yeah yeah
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no time for the uh what are we talking about there's plenty of things where
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uh or burger right I say Burger funny well you know no you don't say say the
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way I say it yeah it's Burger it's a b u r g ah H yeah
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burger people can always tell I'm Australian in in like a a burger joint
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cuz I'm always going to say because you always say chips instead of fries yeah a
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large chips and a burger so that's that's the tell is the
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uh is the ER if you're wondering how to tell in Australian burger burger talk
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about knives a lot yeah you don't even open your mouth when you say it the
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American way Burger I suppose it's an American word though so yeah that's true
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well more on that later all right I'm going to play this other the
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[Music] jingle that's Harvey Birdman I've never
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seen Harvey Birdman hopefully this will
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that's right it was a it was a podcast Luke and I were doing without you and we
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were very specific about what we wanted the jingle to be yeah I had to look up
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the opening titles for Harvey Birdman you know uh speaking of Jingles
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just quickly before we there's a lot of rat holes in this episode in the first
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couple of minutes um people don't listen to us for the news
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Dan I know that uh I don't know if you've caught up Matt on the on the last
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podcast that that Luke and I recorded while you were in uh New Hampshire right
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but um we we had the need of doing a new
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jingle right oh um for uh vagina news
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okay because we had the dick news jingle but sometimes uh the news isn't about
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dicks it's about the opposite of dicks that's a good point equal opportunity
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genital news that genital news genital news
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yeah we need a new one yeah well let's see if there I think there might be some
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genital news later so um this there's at least something we can uh we can force
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in there you got an update for us Dan but first I just want to tell you
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about uh when I was making the uh vagina news jingle um which when you'll hear it
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you'll notice that it is slightly derivative of an existing jingle um Luke
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I'm assuming you haven't listened back to it either uh no yeah forgot that
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there was an episode I wasn't on cuz I would have listened to it otherwise sure
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okay excuses excuses um it's not my fault well I asked H the other day cuz I
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heard her listening to the latest podcast I'm like oh what did you think
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of the one that just mean Luke did and she's like oh ski that
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one what a thanks way she then went back and listened to
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it but I I think it was only cuz I reacted so poorly yeah and then she
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accused me of embellishing the dwarf story so uh to the point where she she
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also doesn't believe it was a dwarf so we'll see we'll see what happens there
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now I've got to listen to it I see what you're doing now I know I need context
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for that so anyway I'll go on without giving too much context but um I had to
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record the word vagina uh and I was at work while I was editing the podcast so
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I oh no I went into I went to to another room and just on my phone recorded the
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word vagina uh just once using the uh the voice recorder on the iPhone uh and
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emailed it to myself then I went back into the main office we live in an open
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plan office where I clicked download uh and then I left to go to the bathroom
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and uh when I got back it downloaded it had it had opened
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itself and it was just it was
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looping yes the word vagina in my voice
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loudly throughout the office so I got back to the desk quickly
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closed it and sat down and looked around and and what was most horrifying about
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this at all is that nobody reacted not in the
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slightest he just said did anyone hear that well it probably heard worse coming
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from your computer so yeah yeah that's possible or or maybe they were just like
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don't make eye contact don't let him explain it and because know no offense
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Dam but you're the kind of person who would accidentally do this is just sit
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there chilling out watching videos with your headphones in but not plugged in
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I've done it I knew you would have I knew it I've absolutely done
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it yeah a uh John who I worked with if he's uh if he's listening hey John once
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I sent him a video and he put his headphones on at work it was actually
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you remember the Crispy Cream music video pretty famous video I probably
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knew it at the time but I've I've ER I'll send it I'll send it to you guys
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later anyway it's just this this goofy rap song that this guy made I sent it to
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him and he uh he hit play he put his headphones on and just didn't realized
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that they weren't plugged in and thenone was like what the [ __ ] is he doing very
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good isn't the problem with that that you also would have to turn the volume
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up a little bit because you can't quite hear it your headphones you got to hear
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it over the um passive noise cancellation yeah you know I was working
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at HMV years ago and uh we used to have these listening stations with these
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little booths that took one CD and you put headon in you CDs before you bought
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them anyway we had this kid once about a 14-year-old kid who uh was absolutely
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rocking out to uh Black Betty by that
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Australian band what spider bait spider bait yeah um really rocking out had his
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eyes shut right that's the level of rockout he was doing right full body
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rockout and singing along and when I noticed he was doing it I just brought
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down the music in the store slowly faded that out so that by the time this kid
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realized that he was audibly and Visually rocking out Not only was he in
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dead silence but the entire populace of the store was staring right at him and
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he's now the new le singer for spider
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bait back to right are we preach of copyright for calling this a podcast
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Matt no we're good the uh it was a close call and over the years people have um
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have taken measures to protect to protect themselves because of this cuz
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there was there were some patents given out uh when were they given out
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2012 so ridiculous 2012 so quite a fair amount of time after the invention of
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the podcast in 2012 when did we actually start doing owls
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2011 when we when we got back from uh America the first
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time so can we sue them uh well maybe
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but uh I think they they're definitely podcasts that have been around longer
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than we have cuz that's why we did it cuz we listened to them and we're like
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yeah we didn't we didn't invent the concept someone someone told us we
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should I forget who it was cuz you know we just get drunk at parties and talk
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[ __ ] and someone was like you should record that and we're like all right
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yeah we did and here we are five uh yeah some patents were issued in 20
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12 uh to a company called personal audio
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LLC and uh and they've been threatening to sue podcasters uh particularly Adam
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Corolla over his podcast the Adam Corolla show MH MH because they uh they
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they claimed that they earn the rights to podcasting the patent to podcasting
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but then they've it's gone to court and they've said well how can you earn the
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patents for something that's been around since 2001 when you only got a patented
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in 2012 so mhm no that's a very good question yeah and I'm glad someone
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finally asked it I also I like that nobody bothered to patent it before that
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which is kind of nice yeah I was about to say nobody patented it because it was
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this really great open source thing that just people were doing but you know and
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I guess the the other thing is too that the again the reason it got thrown out
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is because I mean it's quite obviously just downloading a file off the Internet
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it's not really like you know yeah it didn't invent anything it's just kind of
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like a new way of using a thing that already existed like can you patent that
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I think it's a file and then you download it you listen to it can you
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patn that probably not well uh these guys are discovering that no you can't
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yeah well there you go which is good and it probably cost them a lot of money to
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find out but they probably made money off sewing someone else for something
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yeah they probably have patents for shoes or something well even Nintendo's
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getting sued again for bu by um you know within switch with their controllers
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yeah they're being sued for that because the company that came out in 2015
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creates controllers for phones and tablets and things and they're saying switch stall
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ID give us money a [ __ ] controller for a game console Nintendo stole your
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idea I don't think so I'm not having to go with you Luke thanks cuz it really felt like it
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was my fault I haven't done anything well I know that there was person who
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successfully sued Apple uh or iTunes specifically because they they said they
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came up with the idea of a playlist right what have they never
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heard of a mixtape apparently not apparently they never had a girlfriend in high
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school well that's that's kind of obvious [Laughter]
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actually but no we're safe Apple lose that one yeah did they really there was
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a settlement yeah yeah Jesus there must have been more to it than that but that
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was the gist of it they probably just wanted them go away yeah they got enough
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money well sometimes it's easier just to pay them the go away right which is why
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people keep doing it yeah yeah exact unfortunately yeah well famously the the
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um Adam Corolla show got sued in the past I forget by who exactly because
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they they were saying that they should be sharing some of their revenue and and
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then they basically went to court and the court looked through all the
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documents and said podcast don't make
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would I don't know well maybe it's too late cuz you've got to protect that [ __ ]
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I think it's too late yeah you got to protect that [ __ ] pretty early on
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otherwise it's like yeah not going to happen so anyway all good podcast away
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so it we'll continue yeah yeah whether you want us to or not we nothing better
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to do yeah stop listening see if we're
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care we won't even notice do we want to talk about
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hamburgers I mean we we kind of started segue into hamburger talk yeah there's a
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a town in uh in New York called Hamburg and they have a big water
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tower and it kind of looks like a hamburger and so they want to paint it
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like a hamburger which I think is a brilliant idea that's great I'd be
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painting literally everything uh like a hamburger if I was in that town well the
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the uh the town fathers which is an adorable uh thing have decided no we
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don't want that thing to look like a big hamburger and so now spoil Sports I know
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so now you can help by going well probably not really but you can feel
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like you're helping by going to their uh was it change.org
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oh God so yeah nothing's going to come of this oh come on come on go to we'll
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put a link to it in the show notes uh when I say show notes that means go to
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the website multipl nasm.com and click on the episode that you're listening to
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I realiz we never really explain what the show notes are and uh I don't know
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if people know go to our website multipl nasm.com and you can get there uh you
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can get a link to their change.org petition uh they've decided that they
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need a thousand I don't know where that number comes from I don't know how they
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decide how many they need for these mhm
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um it says in September 2017 we'll present the Hamburg Town board with a
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petition with at least 1 th000 signatures to paint the water tower to
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look like a hamburger I guess there's no guarantee that's going to have any effect but you
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know um I would just like to I I know everyone try inside but yeah i' just
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like to see a report that shows any change.org petition that successfully
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did anything oh skeptic
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do yeah do do petitions have any effect listeners if you if you know of a a
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petition that's had some kind of affair what someone's inhaling sharply like I'm
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saying something I think that was there but my thing with petitions they can
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mean something but not an internet petition I think I think if a petition
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is all you're willing to do you're not willing to do much well what I'm
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thinking of if for that town it might mean something if they got a thousand
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people from that town getting a thousand random people from the internet who are
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never going to see this scene yeah not only that but if there were only a th000
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people in that town then a petition is called a vote and that counts yeah do
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you guys remember remember uh that time that everybody on Facebook changed their
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Facebook picture and then we cured cancer that was pretty cool yeah and
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remember that time we got con that was that was impressive as well I'm so glad
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we got con because we got the likes yeah we got it I'm glad everybody just forgot
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didn't just forget that he existed yeah and he's still out there in the jungles
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of Africa kidnapping and raping children I've always wanted to do a uh like a
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parody film where it's these [ __ ] like American special for fores you know
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special ops team poised outside of con's [ __ ] Fortress in the
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jungle just checking Facebook to see if they've got enough likes to go ahead
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with the mission and they don't so they just they're just chilling you've won this round
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[Laughter] Cony [ __ ] where is Cony con have you
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listening right in podcast at multipl nerd.com
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elevator in our apartment in Orban Matt the brand was con do you remember that
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yeah I literally sniger every time I got in I sniggered every time for a
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different reason sorry what do you got oh sorry Matt um can you please say
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snigger as well so I don't feel like only Luke and I are in
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trouble is there something that happened on that episode I wasn't on were you
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guys agreed that from now when we say stiger when oh good he said it he get he
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said it said it what do you like on your chips Matt
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salt and anything
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else uh vinegar yeah is that what you want me to say there we go yeah there
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you go
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oh all right it's hard to get that here actually everyone just puts uh ketchup
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or or mustard on things I do like mustard I like but also
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like vinegar yeah they should combine the two somehow yeah they did it's called H I'm
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going to try that after this must V yep HP Sauce have you ever had HP Sauce
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Luke um I don't think so try it I actually got um when my brother came
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over to visit a couple of weeks ago I got him to bring me a few bottles of it
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cuz it's he can't get it's actually British but uh it's it's brown sauce and
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it's I I guess like barbecue sauce no it's it's more I think it tastes more
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like what you're describing which is like a must vinegar mustard and vinegar
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yeah it's like [ __ ] what the that is the worst description for
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anything what does it taste it tastes like mustard and
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vinegar you know what I discovered I like recently that I had no idea I liked
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don't don't snigger Matt it's not going it's I'm not it's not going in the
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direction you think it's going going on go on no um so in uh oh what would it
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have been 1998 1999 I uh I tried sushi for the first time right oh yeah you
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know I didn't have that [ __ ] growing up but you know in my late teens early 20s
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living in the city tried Sushi quite liked it uh didn't like Wasabi right
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thought that [ __ ] was [ __ ] disgusting no man Wasabi's good haven't eaten
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Wasabi on anything for the last 20 years accidentally ate some when we had sushi
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this week cuz somebody had gone ahead and put Wasabi on everything yeah um and
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realized that I uh quite enjoy it and uh don't know where the change happened but
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uh I've been missing out no I get you I was different I tried it when I was
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younger I did I like the Wasabi but I didn't like the soy sauce I didn't like
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soy sauce wow didn't like soy sauce and then tried it again a couple years ago
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love it I get uh I get this and I put it in a little little
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container thingy that they give you and I dump a bunch of soy sauce on it and I
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smos it all up into like a an improved sauce that does not taste like mustard
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and vinegar and then I dip my sushi in it and enjoy it's really good that's it's
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pretty much what I plan to do from now on M yeah I don't know if I put too much
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soy sauce I thought about this actually the other week when I was
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eating drown too salt is there a lot of soy is it a salt in soy sauce I know I
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know when I got old enough that I was worried about that
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yeah I mean the jewelry deal out on whether salt is actually bad for you in
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any way so uh you know all right let's just leave it m I have it is well too
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much of anything can be bad for you yeah and if you were a slug it'd be very
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bad oh yeah that's right yeah you should really limit your soul if you're a slug
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yeah remember that episode of monkey magic where
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um where they got assult portal over him I'm I don't but speaking of monkey
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magic uh I went somewhere last weekend that I think is worth noting here now
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you guys might have seen some snaps I
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did yes so I I went to a 1930s era theme
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park here in Singapore that they uh so
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was that built in the 30s or just it was built in the 30s
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right and then they revived it in the
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80s uh but nobody went to it so they took out all the stuff they added
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basically put it back to the way it was and now half of it is abandoned and
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overgrown and half of it you can still just walk in and look around it right
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and it is a theme park based on traditional Chinese confusion
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mythology so it's very specific
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right uh but there's this entire set
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that is uh of the the monkey magic
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characters um so uh I was really
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enjoying that [ __ ]
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pigy because they're based on uh like like act like mythology but then we
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just [ __ ] it up for the for the English audiences or yeah whoever right
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cuz they just dubbed it over and yeah and I think this is one of those
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examples of where they didn't even translate the scripts first they just
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literally got actors to come in and dub yeah yeah right yeah which is not the
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most respectful I mean they did that with Astro Boy and Transformers and no
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one was really offended but you know I mean this is this is deeply religious so
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I don't know I don't know how this went down asro boy fans are a little
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religious about it sometimes yeah that's true uh they did the same with
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Matt if you if you ever if you ever come here to Singapore I'm going to take you
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to this place uh specifically for um what they call the 10 courts of hell
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right which is a it's to teach kids uh what happens when you do the wrong thing
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during your life by graphically graphically illustrating what happens to
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you in hell sounds fun and it actually has it
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has like you're you're in this big thing apparently in the 30s you went through
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it in a boat but um now you just walk through it they've uh they've paved over
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the uh the Little River um and it's got these kind of
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immersive uh diaramas that are all around you that are incredibly graphic
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um and little uh little captions for what gets you what you know like um you
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know adultery will get you um you know
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skinned and then boiled you know and then you'll see who determined what the
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punishment was uh confucious I believe oh all right yeah as long as they're
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qualified yes yes yes uniquely qualified
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um but but crimes varied from you know
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Murder and rape down to things like disobeying a sibling you want to know what the
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punishment of for disobeying a sibling is an eternity of being crushed between
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two Boulders [ __ ] me all right Sarah I hope you're
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listening it's not Luke's fault that conversation was before the
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show I think so now I've made a joke that no one's going to understand so
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never mind wait I thought he was just being General we talking about something
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specific no no the the it's not my fault
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oh right yeah just L claiming it Luke always saying that it's not his fault
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I'm like did I black out when we were having a discussion where Luke was
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saying that his sister Sarah disobeys him on a regular
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basis no no just his his his it's the first thing he says
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whenever he gets caught doing something yeah speaking of being caught doing
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something MH is this uh is this an article that we may need to inaugurate
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our genital news jingle yeah it may be it may
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be genital news so that's what that was whatever whatever that was is the
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genital news jingle uh and this is a this is about a gentleman uh at a
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concert which is I'm sure a situation we've all been in before yeah we've all
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been at a concert yep uh and I assume this is at some kind of Concert Hall uh
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this is this is actually a Metallica show in in in
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Arizona okay uh so it's probably in a in a very large Arena type y y Concert Hall
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cuz I'm pretty sure they still play those so uh exactly what you're
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picturing a lot of people uh M teared
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teared seating standing up enjoying Metallica for yeah everything they've
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become lately and and sometimes uh I don't know I'm sure I'm sure you've well
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you've all probably experienced this you be watching a band and and you're too
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entertained to to go to the bathroom I'm frequently too entertained to go to the
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bathroom and the lines are really long well and so you don't want to miss any
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of the show yeah so you you do what any other normal person would do and that's
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just uh piss on the family in front of you yeah although I love the way that
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this article describes it a 44-year-old man was arrested for allegedly urinating
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on a 10-year-old girl and her parents what it's that's as if he specifically
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targeted this girl and you pissed on her parents a bit because because they just
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happen to be close by just for good measure now Kudos firstly to the parents
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of this 10-year-old girl who are like yeah you can come to
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Metallica yeah good point mind you I think the youngest person in Metallica
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is 50 so you know although I bet they told her are you sure it's a bit rough
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you know like people can get very loud and boisterous and she was like no I'm
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sure it's fine no you got pissed the worse that can happen well it's a lot
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worse you've heard the stories about what happens sometimes girls in the MH
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pits and stuff when they come out and they find other fluids on them yeah and
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it's not Luke's fault everyone but yes they uh they were
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enjoying the show when they felt warm liquid washing over their backs and
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legs so see so it's not like he even just sort of tried to oh God I really
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want to go and tried to sort of duck down and just he just no used him as a
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urinal apparently he was he was drunk and then when the the father who not
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named none of the family are named when they turned around and confronted him he
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just Shrugged yeah uh the father quote observed and now I'll just take this
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time to really emphasize this guy's name Daniel Francis
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Daddyo d a d d i o Daniel Francis Daddyo
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standing behind them in the row of seats just above theirs with his penis out of
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his pants and his hands Daniel was urinating on all three of his family
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members so don't do that I guess that implies there four people including the
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dad there wasn't this is badly worded on himself and two of his family
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members right you're not your own family member well maybe there was someone else
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there no I suppose you're in your own family you're a member of your own
30:26
family you just got to be well it doesn't actually say there was three of
30:29
them does there all three of his family members felt maybe they're Mormons maybe
30:34
he didn't get pissed on yeah huh maybe the the family were just
30:41
like what's this warm liquid on our backs and legs and he turned around he's
30:47
turned around seen it laughed and then his wife's looked at him going fine I'll
30:50
do something about it
30:54
yeah um so I will say this though um pissing on an entire family at of
31:00
Metallica concert is one of the most [ __ ] metal things you can do that's
31:07
true so you can't really fault the guy for that did you piss on an entire
31:13
family yeah I was at a Metallica concert oh well rock on Metallica reached for a
31:18
statement and they said really huh what about yeah that's right yeah they just
31:25
they just instead of giving us a quote they just did the Texas Longhorn symbol in the
31:29
air yeah and then L went [ __ ]
31:34
[ __ ] [ __ ] buy one of my paintings for $3
31:38
million [ __ ] is a word again
31:42
[ __ ] I would delete that uh just an update uh just cuz I saw
31:49
an article about it in the sidebar regarding uh Taylor Swift's
31:53
court case which I mentioned yep yep the judge has dis missed the case of the uh
31:59
of the DJ who grabbed her on the ass so she doesn't get her $1 no she's been
32:04
awarded I believe her $1 ah and the guy's been told [ __ ]
32:10
off pay the $1 and then stop sexually molesting pop stars yeah I've got to
32:16
actually no he just I don't think that was the the thing he probably just told
32:19
to pay the dollar her statements during the uh the trial fantastic by the way
32:24
I've like obviously uh never met Taylor Swift but have you been following this
32:31
yeah well I follow a bunch of music websites it's music news uh do we have a
32:36
Taylor Swift news jingle I know God all right jingle time it's got to sound like
32:42
a Taylor Swift song
32:46
[Music]
32:52
Maddie when uh the judge asked Tay Tay if mu touched her any the point Swift
32:58
said no he was too busy grabbing my ass to touch anywhere
33:01
else and then can I just say okay so what has happened here is that a
33:06
precedent has been set Right Touch Taylor Swift's ass for $1 it cost a
33:13
dollar you know what you know what I will pay a dollar and I will give that
33:19
ass a little grab you know I mean she dates everybody anyway so it's it's
33:24
going to be our turn eventually she's just working her way down right so we'll
33:27
able to get our hands on it eventually anyway but I guess you can just jump the
33:31
queue by just throwing a dollar in to the hat and just having a little grab
33:36
mu's attorney said suggested that Taylor Swift could have taken a break after the
33:41
incident Taylor Swift responded your client could have taken a normal photograph with
33:46
me uh when they said is she critical of her bodyguards for not grabbing him at
33:49
the time Swift said no I'm critical of your client for sticking his hand on my
33:52
skirt and grabbing my ass yeah yeah that's fair that's fair
33:58
and and to be fair she wasn't going to do anything about it until he sued her
34:02
right that's exactly right yeah yeah yeah yeah she she uh it happened she
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said to one of her security guards that guy just grabbed my ass and they said do
34:11
you want us to do anything and she said no I'll make a call later cuz they
34:14
thought he was drunk apparently he wasn't drunk and then and then so she
34:18
was like well then [ __ ] you and oh yeah this is my favorite bit uh when asked if
34:22
she saw the man grab her ass she said she couldn't exactly see because her
34:27
asses on the back of her [Music] body yeah these are quite benial
34:34
questions aren't they yeah yeah she sounds fun well I'll let you know after
34:39
I get my dollars worth can we call this episode a bucks
34:44
worth of Tay Tay oh sure why
34:50
not it's not the worst name we' we've come up with no it's not doesn't have
34:56
the word dick in it we got a geek of the week this week oh we do unfortunately we
35:01
do who geek of the week this week is a
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man named Haro Nakajima and before you say anything Matt I'm not saying hello
35:11
to him that's his name y yeah uh he is what did he make he
35:18
is best known for being the legs of Godzilla
35:24
oh oh you sound disappointed well I'm sure his parents
35:28
were disappointed too when they said you going to be a lawyer a doctor an
35:32
accountant he said no I want to be the legs of Godzilla I'm G to be firstly they were
35:38
like what's Godzilla that doesn't exist yet he was like the bottom half of a giant
35:43
lizard to be fair he was the top half as well as far as I can tell but the most
35:48
of the shots were just the legs right oh yeah of him like smashing through the
35:52
city I just assumed they got a different person to play Godzilla every time no no
35:57
played him in FMS over 18 years yeah a different person might have might have
36:03
not captured the character as well well he actually did a lot of research um he
36:10
uh he went to the how can you research an animal that doesn't exist he he based
36:14
his uh walk on he watched his own movies and remembered what he did and
36:21
did that again no he uh he based the initial gate on an elephant mhm oh there
36:26
you go yeah used to go to the zoo uh but then he also makes this uh kind
36:31
of troubling troubling comment quote without the training my body received in
36:37
the Navy I wouldn't have been able to do it so is you referring to working
36:43
walking bowlegged I assume that's what he means but just the phrase the
36:47
training my body received in the Navy considering heard what they [ __ ]
36:52
do out there I assume it's not comfortable uh getting around in one of
36:57
the those suits no but he has said thought you got to talk about the
37:00
training in the Navy but he has come out and said that it was uncomfortable uh
37:05
and that some takes could last up to 7 Seconds which I would argue is not
37:10
actually that long to be uncomfortable for not I've been uncomfortable for
37:15
longer than
37:18
that yeah yeah he also said that um in Japan I've made people uncomfortable for
37:25
longer than that apparently being an actor in Japan is actually quite a uh
37:28
it's an okay um you know it's an honorable profession to have um but only
37:34
if your face is shown so he was uh shunned even within the community even
37:39
by the other actors in the films that he was in because he was a a suit actor but
37:45
they actually a lot of the Japanese stuff is Suits isn't it like with masks
37:50
and stuff yeah but not the respectable jobs hold on other than
37:55
characters in Godzilla movies site me one example Power
38:02
Rangers all right fair
38:08
enough well Haru
38:11
Nakajima you are a geek of the week I said that really slowly so I could find
38:17
the jingle and I still didn't find it in [Music]
38:23
time do we want to stay in Asia for some Asian news
38:28
well you're there we might as well yeah I mean all that we just got news here um
38:32
but I did see a very interesting article this week about a Chinese restaurant uh
38:37
or as they call it in China a restaurant um that slogan is the bigger your tits
38:43
the less you pay and there's actually a chart out the front that
38:50
has the cup size and the corresponding
38:54
price wow so um is is there a reason behind it or is it
39:01
just that's the reason behind it what more reason do you need what
39:06
more reason could there be I don't know I was trying to think that maybe seeing
39:11
the good in someone but no no no no no no no so uh it's the guy likes tits yeah
39:17
yeah so for a for a set meal an A cup will set you back uh 91 uh for a gcup
39:24
you're looking at about 350 so it's a considerable difference
39:28
what is what are the what is the currency called it's called a
39:39
one so the the the poster for this is also a little
39:44
bit there's just a lot of opinion in it like not only do the tits get bigger um
39:50
next to the prices but the women are also just uglier at at the a cup level
39:56
and getting successfully more beautiful and voluptuous as they go along so yeah
40:03
it is a little you know cuz the one on the left looks like like a a child almost and
40:09
then it's like I don't know it's a little judgy yeah uh and I like that
40:14
it's I can't read it obviously because it's in Chinese but apparently it says
40:17
the whole city is looking for breasts yeah [ __ ] hell well like he
40:24
says his numbers have Rose about 20% now I'm just wondering is his females going
40:28
in or is this guys going there waiting for the women to come
40:32
in he reassured readers that customers can make the discounts from The
40:36
Waitresses rather than dealing with male stuff in order to avoid
40:39
embarrassment that's funny he thinks that's what everyone's that's the
40:43
problem yeah and they're like no they can go up to show them you can show the ladies your
40:50
tits do they did they actually measure or do they just sort of take your word
40:54
or they trained in working at cupside it's a very good question question very
41:00
good questions the restaurant is called trendy
41:05
shrimp I would probably enjoy their food if it's shrimp B I'm sure you
41:13
would so this is in China uh I know what you're
41:17
thinking you want to go to China no get goes to China oh I wasn't thinking that
41:22
but we can go to China you've been to China haven't you couple of times yeah
41:26
yeah this is in uh Chang Jang which I have not been to uh but I've been to a
41:32
few other places in China didn't see many women with g-cup breasts I'm just
41:37
putting that out there see that's the other thing it could be
41:43
like not you know I'm realizing this is not this does not make it okay you think
41:47
it could be a joke cuz everyone plays 950 I realized it was going to sound
41:50
like I was justifying it which is not what I'm saying I wonder if there's a
41:54
restaurant anywhere where you get a discount based on the size of your
41:59
dick well like if you get your dick out in a restaurant they're probably calling the
42:06
police and you probably get away without paying true when you're arrested I love
42:10
it how so getting your dick out and having the police called is your way to
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get for two you probably don't have to
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pay well can you think of any other way no one wants to see
42:23
penises that's true MH yeah
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and that was genital news for this week ow no
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to [ __ ] 4 as well wow don't be great
43:22
not just dick pics I'll take all I can
43:26
hear your cap refering I know I did warn everyone I hope that shows up on the
43:32
recording yeah I can't hear it that's adorable it's adorable that you're
43:37
pretending that's a cat not your
43:43
beard remember last week how I was saying that the creators of the Emoji
43:48
Movie I tried to make another movie and I couldn't remember what it was
43:51
yeah I finally remembered they're trying to make a fidget spinner movie
43:57
wow if there's anything that could potentially be less interesting than
44:01
Emoji Movie it's that yep no one is going to give these guys money to make
44:06
another movie fidget spinner movie is that the problem we haven't come up with
44:10
a stupid enough idea to get a movie made maybe that's what it is I don't
44:16
know man I've come up with some stupid ideas oh yeah but even like they want to
44:20
release it in 2019 like that's the fidget spin cat is already
44:25
over it's it's like they just sat there and they're like looking around the room
44:29
what can we make a movie about oh yeah fidget Spinners [ __ ] genius what you
44:33
what is so confused it isn't anything I don't know I have a couple I just don't get
44:39
them well I've got them apparently you do get them yeah apparently I don't have
44:45
one we raced them at work you mean you RAC how you can go for the longest oh oh
44:50
like you just spin it and see when it stop we timed them right yeah we just
44:54
all put them on the table we get a stop watch out and then we them and see who
44:57
goes the longest in other words there is very little to do at your work on a
45:02
day-to-day in CA they have a weekly Meetup all of the
45:07
can yeah finally found some a
45:13
hobby y just head that yep head out to the local sports Hall and we watch
45:20
fidget Spinners on a table down to fidget Stadium piss on a
45:26
family oh I kind of wish that was the end just
45:32
because that's such a great line to go out on I've been playing uh I've been
45:37
playing some video games this week again yeah are you still playing games yeah I
45:41
well I've been playing some more Wolfenstein man I really like it okay I
45:47
don't I mean I'm you're allowed to like it no no I it's not I know that I'm just
45:52
confu I'm just I want to know I want to know why Dan didn't I'm I'm just I'm interested
45:57
I also don't like it really okay fair enough just never
46:04
captivated me to the point where I couldn't even remember if I'd even
46:07
played it yeah okay and that's not a good sign I'm having fun with it but CU
46:14
did you get to the bit where it's like you know the Nazis won the war and
46:18
everything and they've taken over the world and now you're part of the
46:20
resistance yeah yeah and I thought that was a that's a great premise the game
46:25
set in the' 60s if the nais won the war in the 40s and how the world has changed
46:30
during that time uh which is why I bought this game as soon as it came out
46:35
because that sounds fascinating to me but it just felt like just a really
46:39
basic run-of-the-mill shooter within that pretty cool premise and it just
46:44
couldn't well it sounds cool but it also didn't really feel like you were in the
46:49
60s and it was just felt like a war movie right yeah yeah fair enough also I
46:56
was I was uh you do break out of a prison in it it's just it's not the first thing that
47:00
you do which is why I um right got confused because I loaded up the game
47:04
after you know doing the episode the other week and then I was like oh wait a
47:08
minute I did break out of a prison I just forgot that that was because that
47:12
wasn't the start ah well I clearly forgot everything came before that yeah
47:16
there you go but the other game I've been playing uh and I'm kind of uh I've
47:21
transitioned into playing this exclusively now because I'm enjoying it
47:24
so much is um the second DSX game mankind
47:29
divided and I don't know why it took me so long to play this because the first
47:33
one uh it was [ __ ] awesome and it's basically everything that I like in a
47:39
video game so yeah I don't know why it took so long it's uh they CED a lot of
47:45
flack for some of their marketing if you recall because they they were using the
47:50
slogan the mechanical apartheid if you
47:54
recall because it's about uh I did you guys play the first one not not the
47:59
first dayx I mean the the uh was yeah Human Revolution yeah uh I
48:05
started playing it I'll be honest it was a little tough and I kind of got sick of
48:09
getting killed by Bosses and so I stopped oh yeah that's the boss has
48:13
killed it for me as well that's right we did we had a talk we had a conversation
48:16
about this the other week I think well this one it's said after the events of
48:21
the first one so sorry if it's a spoiler but uh in the first one there signal
48:27
gets sent out to all the augmented people they all have this kind of uh
48:31
code implanted in them surreptitiously and the signal goes out
48:37
and they all kind of go crazy and attack everybody and and uh that all gets
48:41
resolved but then now people don't trust the augmented humans and so I can
48:47
understand that Society is split into
48:49
augs and uh normals kind of and it's uh
48:55
they CED a lot of [ __ ] for the marketing but it's kind of that is how it's set up
49:00
in the game it's like you know like apar South Africa and you've got like
49:04
separate lines for augmented people versus you know you know normal people
49:09
okay so it was actually completely in context exactly yeah yeah and people
49:12
that didn't understand the context were offended that's literally what they were
49:16
going for it wasn't just a marketing PL that's that's kind of the game is like a
49:20
you know it's like a take on that kind of like how District 9 was with the
49:25
alens yeah and uh yeah and so you're that's the world that you're in now and
49:30
you play as Adam Jensen again and he's uh I'm going to have to give it in it's
49:35
really good the only problem I have with it on the Xbox one is that uh because
49:40
the the game world is like big like there's [ __ ] so much stuff to do uh
49:45
that I was kind of like overwhelmed at first uh and it's the the visuals are
49:49
very good except the frame rate isn't great because of that I think
49:55
oh so it took him it I mean it's not that bad but you get used to stat and
50:00
you just move past the difference is the problem is I played Wolfenstein and then
50:04
I played it and the the frame rate in Wolfenstein is like silky smooth and
50:08
then I switched to this and Visually it looks better but it like jumps more so
50:14
but then I think Skyrim is the same so if you're okay with Skyrim on the Xbox I
50:19
think it's the same and honestly it it's so far it's fantastic it's like it's a
50:24
really good game I recommend it I don't know why it took me so long to
50:28
play it like I've even I've owned it for months never it's on my list to play
50:33
well remember last week how I spent that $100 on a gift card for Xbox Live the US
50:37
one well I spent all that and brought about 10 games mhm mhm haven't played
50:41
one of them 10 games for $100 is not bad yeah yeah they're not good games no
50:47
clearly but I hear you're still playing clicker Wars I cannot stop what is clicker
50:53
Wars It's clicker Heroes it's click
50:59
Heroes Matt it's a free game go and download it on the Xbox One straight after
51:05
this all you do is you start off and you got to click a lot to make money and
51:11
then you buy Heroes that go and can do damage when you're not clicking and
51:16
that's the game sounds stupid is this like that uh remember that there's an
51:21
iOS game that that got really popular somehow it was called Bitcoin
51:24
billionaire and you just tap the screen to M
51:28
Bitcoins and then that's all it isy it was a game about virtual Bitcoin it was
51:35
it literally the game was it was like a little cartoon man sat on a computer but
51:38
you don't get Bitcoin from it no you just get points oh my God and then you
51:43
just tap the screen and then like at the faster you tap the more Bitcoins he
51:46
mines and unless I missed something that was the whole [ __ ] game well that is
51:51
this whole game all right sounds [ __ ] and there is but you get
51:58
achievements stop playing it um no the achievements are actually really hard to
52:02
get as well so you're not even getting achievements and you hundreds of hours
52:06
away from getting another achievement in this game so why are you playing it I
52:11
can't stop I have a problem jeez all
52:16
right time for an intervention one of them is to get up to level
52:21
3,600 and what level are you now um I'm struggling but the way the game works is
52:27
you level up and then you ascend which is you reset back to level one but
52:32
you've got extra power so you can level up faster but I'm only up to about level um
52:38
900 okay and I've been playing it 3 weeks
52:43
straight this is your life now you just what you just hit the hit the button
52:49
well no that's the thing I actually just let the game Run and then I just I'll
52:53
watch YouTube or Netflix and then I'll just log back in check it sounds like a
52:57
[ __ ] amazing game spend some money rearrange some
53:02
stuff and then I'll go back to watching and then I'll check back in another 15
53:05
minutes half an hour it sounds like that uh which is I think it's I don't think
53:09
it's Skyrim I think maybe it's Oblivion there's one of those one of the Elder
53:12
Scrolls games where if you want to level up you would you go jump into some water
53:18
and then swim against the wall and put like an elastic band on the controller
53:21
just to keep swimming against the wall and then just put the controller down I
53:25
think it was some Morrow wind or something Morrow wind all right and then
53:29
you just go and do something else while you level up yeah and Skyrim it was the
53:34
uh iron daggers you just make iron daggers constantly yeah but and you spent a lot
53:41
of time just jumping everywhere yep in Morrow wind yes yeah you level up your
53:46
acrobatics morrowwind was a great game yeah it
53:51
was anyway plenty games Dan
53:57
um no not really there you go all right what have you been doing I watched a
54:03
couple of movies this week interesting uh let me let me go down a quick list of
54:07
movies I watch this week I watched quite a few uh new Planet of the Apes oh yeah
54:13
I haven't seen any of those the new ones are you serious I yeah I hear they're
54:17
good I just oh mate they're excellent with the exception of this one which is
54:22
not that it's not good it's just that it's exactly the same as the previous
54:27
one oh all right right there's only so much you can do with Apes versus Humans
54:31
although they did insert a lot into this one to tie in with the original 1960s on
54:36
so just kind of making sure it all joins up together so I don't know if they're
54:40
going to remake them or whether they just want them to have continuity but uh
54:45
it got a young Charon hon in there it doesn't have a young Charon hon but it
54:48
does have a young Nova and it does have a young Cornelius so okay
54:54
yeah all right yeah they so explain away Why the humans can't talk in the
55:00
original plan of the Apes huh all right yeah yeah we just assumed when we
55:05
watched the movie that that was an evolutionary thing uh no it's a virus
55:10
huh they're good they're good movies the last one was really excellent and this
55:14
one would have been just as good if the last one didn't
55:17
exist but it was just more of the same so it was a bit disappointing for
55:23
me um one thing that I did watch just to follow up from last week is I downloaded
55:30
the old Casino Royale that we talked about now I'm not all the way through
55:34
this CU quite honestly it's it's actually quite hard to watch um it is it
55:40
is so silly it is so [ __ ] silly um
55:45
but it's not not funny I've I've chuckled okay I haven't got up to the
55:50
part where David PR is in it or Aon worlds yet but
55:57
ah prin champ but the premise is good the
56:02
premise is that James Bond was a super
56:05
spy as he as he was um and that uh when
56:10
he retired rather than admit to the world that James Bond was not you know
56:15
there anymore and they don't need to fear him anymore they just started
56:18
calling another agent James Bond and they keep passing that name on so that
56:21
there's always a James Bond so for a movie made in the 60s when there only
56:25
was one James Bond it's kind of interesting cuz that kind of is what
56:29
happened yeah yeah the dread pirate Roberts exactly exactly right H and the
56:35
last thing I watched which I watched uh yesterday uh which I said I was going to
56:39
do which is I rewatched Batman v Superman right the extended version or
56:46
the uh standard the extended version do you guys remember how much I liked this
56:50
movie and how much I defended this movie did you yes I should have just I
56:57
should have just left it how it was in my mind a bad movie dan oh it's so bad it
57:04
is so bad now I'll say this anytime uh Ben Affleck is on screen I'm
57:10
happy right anytime just in life yeah
57:14
anytime no but in this anytime Ben Affleck is playing either Bruce Wayne or
57:20
Batman and Jeremy Irons is playing Alfred I'm [ __ ] right so I will I
57:25
will watch a Batman stand alone even if [ __ ] Zack Snider is [ __ ] raping it
57:31
or whatever like I still Matt Rees is directing it well Matt Reeves is is
57:36
pretty good so he's got my blessing but
57:40
anytime [ __ ] Clark Kent or Lois Lane or Lex
57:46
Luther it it is the worst movie
57:52
ever yeah I I didn't like it at all no
57:56
no I wanted to I was like I tried really hard which is I think I wanted to like
58:02
it a lot and and yeah I think you might have been lying to yourself a little bit
58:07
yeah yeah it's not it's not good guys I
58:11
just I'm the tone of them is is just not good and I I mean all the Justice League
58:17
stuff that I've seen I just don't I don't want to I don't want to watch it
58:20
like I know I will watch it because we're going to have to discuss it but I
58:24
don't want to watch it no same I I would
58:28
watch I would watch a Batman obviously and I would watch I would watch another
58:33
Wonder Woman if it was directed by somebody else uh because I think she's a
58:38
good character I think G does a good job I just think that that was awfully
58:43
scripted and and terribly directed movie but like I literally have no no
58:50
interest in watching Aquaman other than it's James Juan I'm that's the one of the most
58:56
interesting just because I'm like Curious what about cyborg cyborg do you
59:03
remember cybor cameo in Batman B Superman yeah just when
59:08
they're looking through like it looked so bad yeah [ __ ] it looked like a
59:14
television yeah it looked like an episode Warehouse 13 or something
59:21
yes yeah and Flash visiting
59:26
Batman from the future well yeah they didn't explain
59:32
that at all and you know what I in my head that sequence that I guess
59:39
is what flash is telling Batman second time through I'm like okay that that's
59:44
what flash has come in back in time because he can do
59:48
that because he can go really fast and go back in time um created himself by
59:53
doing that if you if you know the comics but uh he comes back tells Batman this whole
59:59
[ __ ] about in the future you'll be fighting in the desert in a trench coat
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fighting Superman's armies uh and then he realizes in the movie that he's come
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back too far back in time and that his whole story is out of
1:00:13
context um which is ironic because it really is to the viewer as well yeah
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yeah yeah stupid movie yeah it was
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stupid when's it coming out is it next year Justice League uh yeah I think so
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right well I mean they're still filming it so it's not coming out oh yeah
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they've been doing re-shoot apparently they changed the tone of uh of it quite
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a bit sh a new ending I heard as well really still says 2017
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uh but I don't know when November 16th
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2017 well are we also getting a Batgirl
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yeah apparently are we just just is yeah just J Sweden yeah he's doing a badir as
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well okay right which I think that could be interesting I wouldn't mind seeing
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Josh's take on it well I know we're going to see his take on the Justice
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League but we've seen is take I think he'll get a bit more various other comic
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book movies but don't worry guys Justice League is uh written by this by the
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writer of Batman v Superman so if you uh oh good if you like plot twist like the
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Martha scene uh then then you'll uh you why did you say
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Martha oh we're friends now I don't I look I understand people
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like Batman and Superman and stuff but I don't I just don't understand when
1:01:43
people are like no no no it is a good movie no it's not it's a terrible movie
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if you like it that's fine but come on guys it's not good that I'm like that
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with Wonder Woman you know I love bad movies and if you like Wonder Woman for
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what it is knock your [ __ ] out but it is a terrible movie and Batman Superman
1:02:01
is a terrible movie I didn't like either of them I liked bits of Wonder Woman but
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overall I like I have no desire to watch that ever again I thought it was I'll
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say this though they must they must have either filmed a lot of that or planned
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it out pretty good because like her
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sequences in Batman B Superman uh you know tieing pretty directly no I I read
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an article about how they went a lot of effort to recreate cuz there's a photo
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in yeah Batman vers Superman they actually went to a lot of effort to
1:02:31
recreate that they had to oh I see so that was just basically a a
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nonse right and then they buil that in oh okay that makes sense that makes
1:02:40
sense because watching it knowing about that photo and knowing it's a sequence
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from the film I thought oh [ __ ] they must have already shot that before they
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even got to here yeah no apparently they yeah it took a bit of effort to get it
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to to be the same I forget the details I read I I
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read it and I was like I don't care yeah I guess I guess I'm just a Marvel
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Fanboy well I'm really enjoying going through the marbles oh yeah you still going yeah
1:03:08
still going uh got some good ones behind me some good ones ahead uh but did you
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guys see that um Tao white has come out this week and said that um when Thor
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Ragnarok comes out he's going to do a version where he revic all the
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characters with sing New Zealand
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accents all right I'm I'm down for that
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yeah this movie going to be on the DVD this movie's going to be so weird I
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don't understand but I'm I'm on board movie is weird I'm on board 100% but I
1:03:45
have no idea what it is so weird so
1:03:48
weird did you uh Chris Hemsworth just reminded me of this did you watch the
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new red letter media review pinket has reviewed the 2016
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Ghostbusters oh has he see I'll be very intering to watch that not just because
1:04:06
I love those guys and I love their reviews but because I have no interest
1:04:10
in ever seeing the film and this this will at least tell me what was in it it
1:04:16
kind of does I got to say it's the most so rather the least I think
1:04:23
well handled review like it's I thought it was funny and it did point out you
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know a lot of issues with the film but it wasn't as constructive as some of his
1:04:31
others have been well I think that so the the strength with those guys review
1:04:35
is that they point out dumb things about good movies that you didn't see right uh
1:04:41
whereas just pointing out listing the dumb things in an absolutely stupid
1:04:44
movie is probably not really surprising anyone yeah yeah no they did a few good
1:04:50
points though and uh and I like I haven't seen the 2016 Ghostbusters I
1:04:54
don't think I I might watch it at some point just because but it just looks
1:04:58
just looks really bad yeah I don't I don't have much desire to watch it I
1:05:04
thought it looked bad from the first trailer and uh so far no one's convinced
1:05:10
me otherwise anyway yeah review is
1:05:15
interesting it's pinket so it's full of
1:05:18
immature humor and uh and not really polit politically correct well you won't
1:05:24
be able to watch any of those Marvel movies on Netflix pretty soon if you
1:05:28
were I don't know if you can in your country but we have them on there here
1:05:33
but not for long we've got them here Disney I don't know cuz I'll be honest I
1:05:38
just went to Italy for them without even checking H well Disney's changed its
1:05:45
mind on the uh on the contract and it's going to start its own streaming service
1:05:49
which is stupid and annoying that's getting there's too many I know they're
1:05:54
gonna like it's going to be like ah no one wants to pay for anything anymore no
1:05:59
just [ __ ] stop double dipping you [ __ ] like you you need a few so there's
1:06:04
competition and stuff but yeah not that many if you're all going to go and
1:06:10
create your own we're going to stop paying for them like what don't you
1:06:13
understand like I'm not paying $10 a month to like a hundred things I'll pay
1:06:17
$10 a month to one or two I already subscribed to three I've got Amazon cuz I have Prime
1:06:24
so I get Amazon with it as well I don't even get everything on Amazon with prime
1:06:27
I don't think only certain things I've got Netflix well I will say this if you
1:06:31
get Amazon Prime you can watch the tail
1:06:34
job oh I I can and I I everybody at my work's been watching
1:06:40
it so they uh they often yell fisting at
1:06:44
me randomly fingering which is fun fisting as well yeah I don't want to I
1:06:50
don't want to pay for another one I've got Netflix Stan and Amazon Disney
1:06:55
doesn't have enough stuff that I'm going to pay monthly for it like I'm not going
1:06:59
to watch Disney movies exclusively you know well that's the thing like apart
1:07:04
from like Star Wars and Marvel there's nothing really that from Disney for me I
1:07:10
don't think no and I mean those movies like I've got Rogue one on on
1:07:15
Blu-Ray now oh did we talk about this how um cuz you know we've discussed in
1:07:20
the past which platform right I I didn't know which platform I was going to go on
1:07:24
now so I just um when bu a Disney this is thing Disney
1:07:30
well you buy a Disney movie you get Disney movies anywhere which is an online thing you go
1:07:37
in you put your code in and it unlocks it on all platforms and you get the
1:07:41
Blu-ray and the DVD oh wow so I have
1:07:44
Rogue one on Blu-ray and DVD and I also
1:07:48
have it on iTunes and Google and Amazon
1:07:52
and everywhere what about Microsoft yes what we've always discussed as being the
1:07:58
best case scenario that once you've bought the right to watch it you have
1:08:02
the right to watch it regardless of platform okay so you go to so I'm glad
1:08:07
that some listener of this uh podcast has uh taken our advice on board yep
1:08:14
Walt Disney but yeah so that's Michael I'm
1:08:19
I'm now happy to buy uh Disney movies on on Blu-ray as long as it's one of those
1:08:25
so I was going to get Guardians and Guardians 2 in that format because I
1:08:30
know I've said this before like I with special features like behind the scenes
1:08:34
and commentary I prefer to put a disc in for that and I don't know why that just
1:08:39
feels like I'm going to sit down to watch that some of them you can't you
1:08:42
don't get the commentary anyway for example example Guardians volume one you
1:08:46
don't get commentary if you don't buy the disc well that's what I mean like
1:08:50
yeah I want on the disc anyway but I still when I'm sitting down to just
1:08:54
watch a movie I just I'm lazy and I just want to push a
1:08:59
button you nah so yeah I might have to start buying
1:09:06
some yeah discs again pretty pretty good deal I was uh I I bought Rogue one
1:09:13
because I wanted to test it and I was like well if I buy Rogue one at least
1:09:18
I'm going to watch it yeah because I I want to rewatch it and then I got I
1:09:22
think watch that again soon it's great registered and everything and then a
1:09:25
couple of days later Netflix put Rogue one
1:09:30
on you [ __ ] bastards but long no you
1:09:34
don't get any of the bonus stuff so I think Netflix need to change how they're doing some
1:09:40
stuff I think they need to stop when they make their own shows I think they
1:09:45
need to stop putting it all on there in one go
1:09:49
really I think binging is the thing now you've got to binge watch things you're
1:09:54
not allowed to just watch things week to week anymore well it giv people but no
1:09:59
people still do watch things week to week like people actually not if I can
1:10:04
Game of Thrones for that we were talking about this the other day her [ __ ]
1:10:10
it's cuz you have to if Game of Thrones all came out on one day everyone would
1:10:14
watch it on one day I don't know if we talked about it on here but with Twin
1:10:17
Peaks right I feel like if you watching Twin Peaks like binge watching it I
1:10:23
don't think you would get as much out of it because For Me part of the my
1:10:28
enjoyment of it so far is because talking about it but yeah I think that
1:10:32
that the bin watching you lose that I don't understand like so I think they
1:10:37
should maybe go back to the maybe not weekly twice a week when they've got a
1:10:41
new show coming out so you can still have that you got to tune in every week
1:10:45
to catch up and then you've got time to think about it talk about it and then
1:10:48
for the People Like Us who just want to Bing you can just watch it at the end I
1:10:53
think they'll get more subscribers if they did it that way cuz people do at
1:10:56
the moment is sign up for a free subscription binge watch and then go
1:10:59
away oh basically what you're saying is you want to make sure nobody else is
1:11:03
seen stuff you haven't like otherwise it's going to otherwise the whole system
1:11:07
breaks down cuz I was going to say you don't have to watch it all at the same
1:11:10
time you could just spread it out but then if someone else does they'll spoil
1:11:14
it or whatever yeah well that's the toggle the platform that my series lives
1:11:18
spam uh premiered on this week um can I watch that no you can't no
1:11:25
you can't can't geolock to Singapore but uh the I can uh I can get around that
1:11:30
yeah give it a go toggle LIF spam but
1:11:35
uh if you want to watch it for free you can watch a new episode every Wednesday
1:11:41
uh and if you want to watch them all at once you uh can subscribe and then you
1:11:46
can uh you can binge on
1:11:48
it did you get a cut of those funds no
1:11:54
no I didn't even get paid extra from just my normal wage to make the [ __ ]
1:11:59
show so yeah no points on the back end of this one that's for
1:12:04
sure you did get to make a TV show though that's pretty cool yeah yeah I'll
1:12:09
say this though the uh Singapore sensors certainly like to cut stuff out of my
1:12:14
show it seems to be a personal hobby for
1:12:16
them just removing jokes from do you uh do you have will there be an uncut
1:12:23
version of it available that's I don't it's it' be a lot of effort to do that
1:12:28
for something that no to go back and remove them yeah exactly right so right
1:12:33
yeah perhaps one day maybe I'll just recut it into a
1:12:37
really funny movie H Only the Good [Laughter]
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