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Dirty Divorcees (The Valley Reunion Pt. 1) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Damn Rid Judge. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Tammy sue, I'm so happy to be back with you.
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  Speaker 2: I know me too. I love that every time that
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  Speaker 2: I'm not here, they're like you and Tamra fighting.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I get those too. It is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: People are like, do I sense tension between you and Teddy?
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  Speaker 1: And I'll be like why.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is what you call being a good friend.
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  Speaker 2: She has my back on the days that I don't
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  Speaker 2: feel well, right.
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  Speaker 1: They take care of our job. People are insane.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: They always want to look for the negative and everything
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  Speaker 1: because we're not potting together. It's because we're fighting.
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  Speaker 2: It's we're definitely fighting. It's not because I have cancer.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're fighting for your life.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only concerned about some passive aggressive thing either me
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  Speaker 2: or tamor said to one another, which happens hasn't happened
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  Speaker 2: at all. Tamar has been a very good friend to me,
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  Speaker 2: and the fact that she can fill in and do
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  Speaker 2: this and then I can come back in. But I mean,
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  Speaker 2: what a difference a week makes.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm so happy when you feel bad, I
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  Speaker 1: get sad. Then you're happy. I'm happy. When you're laughing,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, she's laughing. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Well I have a funny story to tell you. You know how,
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: Like I still can't write my texts very well. So
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  Speaker 2: you know, for the last probably five months, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't see my texts. I can't even see them.
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  Speaker 2: So all of a sudden, yesterday I dropped my phone
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  Speaker 2: by accident and something popped off the front of it,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the hell is this thing? And
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  Speaker 2: I pull it off and it's my privacy screen, which
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  Speaker 2: makes your phone like ten times darker than it naturally.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. Okay, so now you have no excuse for
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  Speaker 1: not to get texting back.
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  Speaker 2: You know. No, I still can't text. I just can't.
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  Speaker 2: Now I can see your text I can.
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  Speaker 1: See him better, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like I can't with it myself, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: don't want it. Don't want dove to look over and
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  Speaker 2: see what I wrote. I mean, what why I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: What do you what are you? What are you texting?
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  Speaker 2: Are you texting you. No, I'm texting no one.
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  Speaker 1: Actually nobody. So you've been feeling a little shitty lately.
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  Speaker 1: You've nounced that you're going to pull back on the immunotherapy.
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  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on that?
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  Speaker 2: Are you? At first? I was a little concerned, but
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize how long immune therapy lives in your system. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: just a long time. Like He's like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: it's still in there. I'm like, but what do you
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  Speaker 2: mean It's been a week, or it's been two weeks,
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  Speaker 2: or you.
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  Speaker 1: Think like you take it and then after the initial
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  Speaker 1: week you feel like, shit, it should be out of
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  Speaker 1: your system.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, Right, That's not the case. It's
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  Speaker 2: in your system for months and months and months. So
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  Speaker 2: we're just peeling back a little bit. I'll still go
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  Speaker 2: in and get another scan next week, but next week
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  Speaker 2: I was supposed to also get immune therapy, which I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to get.
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  Speaker 1: So the normal procedure is once a month, you get
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  Speaker 1: a scan, then you do immune therapy, and then you
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  Speaker 1: wait another month and you do it again.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yes, and this month we're just going to do
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  Speaker 2: the scan and if everything looks the way it looked
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  Speaker 2: at the last scan. Then we're going to hold off
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  Speaker 2: a month on doing immune therapy, which you know people
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  Speaker 2: will say, does this mean you're giving up or does
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  Speaker 2: it No, I'm listening to what doctors are telling you and.
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  Speaker 1: What I've read. It's not in common.
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  Speaker 2: It's yeah, apparently it's not uncommon. I just they said,
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  Speaker 2: you fool this at the beginning, Teddy, because you felt
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  Speaker 2: so good and you were like, go into horse shows,
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  Speaker 2: doing a million things. He's like, but then that's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: Immuna therapy wears you down. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've read that the more you do, the harder each
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  Speaker 1: one is.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: True, Okay, that's what I read. You never know what
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  Speaker 1: you read it's true or not. But I'm always reading,
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  Speaker 1: you know, is why why is she stopping?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: I always want to know what ian I know, we
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  Speaker 1: ask you those questions because you're already in it. You're
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  Speaker 1: in the thick of it. The last thing you want
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  Speaker 1: to do is get text messages from your friends like, so,
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  Speaker 1: why are you quitting immuno therapy? What what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? And it's like, I'm not quitting. I'm listening to
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  Speaker 2: what the doctor said, and that's why one of the
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  Speaker 2: he said, that's one of the reasons we chose immunotherapy
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  Speaker 2: for you, because we want to be able to not
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  Speaker 2: it's not just like that given thing that you just
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  Speaker 2: have to take it, take it, take it, no matter
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  Speaker 2: how sick you're gonna. Feels like, we are going to
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  Speaker 2: make sure that this is the right thing for you
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  Speaker 2: continuously and when it's time, when your body's ready. Like so,
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  Speaker 2: they put me on steroids and did all that, and
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  Speaker 2: you know, so I feel good.
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  Speaker 1: How do you look so much better?
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  Speaker 2: I mean a spray tan helps a lot.
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  Speaker 1: A little bleach job, A little bleach job and a
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  Speaker 1: spray tan.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if this how long until I have like
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  Speaker 2: the Drew Barrymore pixie cut.
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  Speaker 1: It's grown a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's you hesitated, No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: It has grown a lot like it wasn't. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like it wasn't that long ago that you were showing
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  Speaker 1: like you could actually see the scar on the back
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  Speaker 1: of your head.
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  Speaker 2: I know so much. I mean, here's the thing. I'm
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  Speaker 2: having a good week. I'm happy about it. I wish
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  Speaker 2: I could read because we have something to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: And her book. I wish we would have read Sheena's
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  Speaker 2: book because you wish.
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  Speaker 1: You could read long, Well, you didn't. Probably get the audio. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: send me the audio book. She writes a kind of
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  Speaker 1: a tell all book. From what I'm hearing, I'm seeing
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  Speaker 1: her do a book tour right now on social media,
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  Speaker 1: and she is named some of the guys she has
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  Speaker 1: slept with in the book. What are your thoughts about that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Go for it?
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  Speaker 2: Go for it because I would assume, looking at this list,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people have slept with these people.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying you might have slept with one or
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  Speaker 1: two of them?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's go through the list. Can you tell me
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  Speaker 2: who you think? Okay, and I'm not gonna say slept,
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  Speaker 2: but I will say hooked up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a difference, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's the difference. It sounds better, okay,
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  Speaker 2: hooked up, hooked up?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to a question. Why is it called
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  Speaker 1: sleeping because there's no sleeping involved?
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe if you really like each other you sleep
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  Speaker 2: over after Oh okay, I don't. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, tam because who All right, let's get you
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  Speaker 2: go through the list, and then well, why say overlooking
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  Speaker 2: you what if you made out with one of them.
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  Speaker 1: My days were not in La sleeping with stars. Trust me.
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  Speaker 1: The only one that ever hit on me was Gary
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  Speaker 1: Busey and George Lopez. So it with a slim pickens. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: yeah at the club tattoo?
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  Speaker 2: Would you write a book about that? No, so I
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  Speaker 2: can have a little thing like this.
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  Speaker 1: I think I was like twenty two years old. Well
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  Speaker 1: that remember the club tattoo? Probably not your time first? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so do you get it?
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  Speaker 2: Tam?
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  Speaker 1: It was after he like had his head injuries. Can
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  Speaker 1: we talk about your tagline really quick?
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  Speaker 2: Why? Since we're talking about Tam being a hottie?
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  Speaker 1: It was my least. It was the one that I
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  Speaker 1: actually didn't want.
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  Speaker 2: Can you say it to me real quick?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember it. Oh, I'm taking a long look
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  Speaker 1: at myself in the mirror, and I'm looking at taking
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  Speaker 1: a hard a hard look in the mirror, and my
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  Speaker 1: reflection is still hot. I tim, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't even wait to talk about this behind you.
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  Speaker 1: I voted that the best one. I'll tell you that
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  Speaker 1: over It's been voted like the number one. You know, guys,
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  Speaker 1: I we get these lines fed to us. We have
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  Speaker 1: a choice if we don't want to read it or not.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like a team player. You want me to
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  Speaker 1: read it, I'm going to read it, right. So I
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  Speaker 1: read them all and there would have some ones that
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  Speaker 1: I liked better. I like better, but this is this
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  Speaker 1: is the one they chose.
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  Speaker 2: So well, whatever, We're not going to go through everybody's
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  Speaker 2: because I don't have them in front of me right now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to MutS over those. But let's talk
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  Speaker 2: about these dudes.
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  Speaker 1: Jesse Metcalf, did you hook up with them? I haven't
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  Speaker 1: hooked up with one of these, Okay, Okay. The closest
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  Speaker 1: I've ever gotten to any of them is John Mayer,
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  Speaker 1: and that was with you at Andy's baby shower.
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  Speaker 2: And he's not even the one I made out with.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you made up Eddie Cibrian, Eddie Judge, Yes, Eddie Cibrian.
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  Speaker 1: No, John Mayer, No, no Shamar no Shane West. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know who Shane West is? Can you tell
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  Speaker 1: me who Shane West is?
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  Speaker 2: He was in a Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore,
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  Speaker 2: but back in the early nineties or late nineties he
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  Speaker 2: was all the rage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really is he still? Is he still acting?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. We don't catch up. We don't have
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  Speaker 2: each other's phone. Now, maybe I should update him to
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  Speaker 2: my post tumor phone so he could check in on me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think we made out and like, but
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  Speaker 2: the fact that I've crossed over with Sheena, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's not that hard to do.
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  Speaker 1: But like, these are a lot. She named a lot,
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  Speaker 1: and she named j C. He's what was he on
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  Speaker 1: Backstreet with? He a Backstreet boy?
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  Speaker 2: Or he's an inn sync in sync?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Adrian Adrian Granier, who she said I think was the worst. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: who wants to be the worst of this list?
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  Speaker 1: Would you?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I know a lot of people that
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  Speaker 2: have made out with Shamar Moore too. He's got a
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  Speaker 2: lot of makeouts. So does Shane by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean all these guys are good looking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure John Mayer is just not thrilled about this.
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  Speaker 2: And I heard it was actually a threesome. Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she said there was people in the room. She
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  Speaker 1: just said that on social media. I'm like, oh, she
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  Speaker 1: has stopped.
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  Speaker 2: She can't stop, she can't stop.
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  Speaker 1: How would you like to be named in a hookup list?
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  Speaker 2: In a book. Well, I wasn't thrilled to even have
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  Speaker 2: name that I knew on this hookup list that I
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  Speaker 2: had hooked up with, because I was like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 2: now we have crossover that is a little bit sloppy.
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  Speaker 1: You're like Sharon DNA.
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  Speaker 2: Now, oh my gosh, me Sheena and Shane have a
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  Speaker 2: child together. Oh God, I wonder who hooked up with
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  Speaker 2: him first? Sheena? I hooked up with them back, I
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  Speaker 2: think in nineteen ninety nine. When did you hook up
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  Speaker 2: with them?
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  Speaker 1: How old is Sheena?
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  Speaker 2: She younger than you, No, but she's from here, so
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  Speaker 2: she's like been going around this town for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Now nineteen Now you are partying like it's nineteen ninety.
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  Speaker 2: Nine, partying like it was nineteen ninety nine with Shane West.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you? I want details? Where did you meet him?
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  Speaker 2: I met him at Joseph's.
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  Speaker 1: We hung out a couple times at a restaurant or No,
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  Speaker 1: it was a club, Bob jose Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 2: Like a Brett Bold house club. It was raging on
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  Speaker 2: Monday nights. Okay, but you guys wanna have a little tidbit.
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  Speaker 2: The reason why Shane and I stopped making out as
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  Speaker 2: we had gone to a Halloween party together a couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks later, and he ditched me for Jenna Dewan.
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  Speaker 1: What if it was Sheena? He did? She?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that it's just too good. Sorry Jenna Dewan.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know who that is either.
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  Speaker 2: Please. She was married to Channing Tatum. She's an actress.
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  Speaker 1: I fairly know he.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anybody. Gosh, we'll know who. You do
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  Speaker 2: know who it is, Jacks, because we got to talk
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: about some things. No, this isn't somebody she's made out with,
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  Speaker 2: according to her book, But Jax terminates his partnership.
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  Speaker 1: With Studio City Bar. So not only do we not
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: have Jax on the show next year, so last week
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: he announced he's not coming back. It's interesting that we
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: see in that like the first couple of minutes of
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: the show, and we'll recap it in a minute, but
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  Speaker 1: it's mentioned that he's worried that he's going to lose
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  Speaker 1: his job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, any of you. Well, I'm sad.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm sad too. I actually sent a
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  Speaker 1: text to Alex Baskin and I said that why why
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: is this making me sad? Because I've ripped on tracks
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  Speaker 1: before on this podcast a million times. But I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, losing the show, the bar, the bar situation
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  Speaker 1: to meet, I feel like that was a wonderful that
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  Speaker 1: really his book. I don't think. To me, I'm speculating
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  Speaker 1: they used his space. There was people that were, you know,
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  Speaker 1: funding it and all that stuff. And if he's not
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: on the show anymore, then whose name they're going to
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: put up? They're going to put up?
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  Speaker 2: Mine's actually been put up right now.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Brittany's tudies up there next Tudies.
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  Speaker 2: Well, all I know is his name is officially down. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean his name is. There's no longer the sign up.
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  Speaker 2: It's not Brits.
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  Speaker 1: Well what about the comment that he slept with the
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  Speaker 1: entire staff or some of the staff.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. We can't even help but exaggerate the
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  Speaker 2: entire entire stuff with everybody in Los Angeles, California and
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  Speaker 2: Sheena's list, Oh my god, yes, so.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Not looking good. It'll be interesting to see what they
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: do with that bar if they rename it, Are they
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  Speaker 1: going to close it? How's it doing?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was a bar before it was Jackx's, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll just be that bar again.
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  Speaker 1: What was the bar's name before that?
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  Speaker 2: So Rocos was a bar that they have in West Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: They also have one in Studio City and then and
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  Speaker 2: the side of Rocos was Jax's, So that's why we
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  Speaker 2: always saw them sitting on the side area.
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  Speaker 1: Oh gotcha, gotcha. But in a statement, he posted on
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  Speaker 1: Instagram that I have made the decision to end my
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  Speaker 1: partnership with Jackson's. He wrote, I like we talked about.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's exactly what happened, but there
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: is a sense that I feel sorry for him. I
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: feel like he is about to hit rock bottom and
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  Speaker 1: it is that what it's going to take for him,
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: because the first part of the reunion did him no
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  Speaker 1: justice whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know justice is the right word
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  Speaker 2: to say, but didn't do him any good.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't do him any good.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Can we talk about another breakup that we heard? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so Michelle and Aaron end their relationship after a year together.
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  Speaker 2: They moved out all I mean, all of this discussion
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  Speaker 2: and now I need to know why why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was shocked at that one because
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  Speaker 1: she made it really sound like, you know, they were
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  Speaker 1: really in love and they moved in together, and he
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  Speaker 1: was still great with the daughter, and.
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  Speaker 2: They were saying I love you. The daughter was saying
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just you never know, you never know.
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  Speaker 1: Is it gonna I don't know who's gonna take it,
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  Speaker 1: who's gonna date. You think they'll go back together. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna be if she moved out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're getting back together.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Know, you think that Jesse and her will get back together?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I think he's still with that chick
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: from OC Chick, oh C chick. Who I Were they
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  Speaker 2: implying that oc Chick paid his bills? Or was Michelle
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: saying she paid his bills?
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: I couldn't figure that out.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I know they said Michelle. At the end,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Michelle said herself like that she had to pay rent
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: at both places, which I don't know is necessarily paying
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  Speaker 2: Jesse's rent.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: What does Jesse do for a living?
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  Speaker 2: Again, he's a real estate agent, I think. But I
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  Speaker 2: just may have made that up. But I think they
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  Speaker 2: were partners, remember, huh. But I don't know, Jesse, if
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  Speaker 2: you're listening to this, sorry, never texted back. He put
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  Speaker 2: me on a group text with him and the girlfriend,
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: and it was supposed to be to do something I think,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: but I was when I was really sick, so I
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: forgot text back and now it's like too much time
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: has passed, so I'm just going to do it publicly
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: here before I forget again.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I think you should just do a blanket statement because
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people you don't text back.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Hi, it's teddy. I'm not going to call or text
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: you back, but.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Just change your voicemail I already have.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to listen to this voicemail, so text
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: my assistant.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Why don't you do this? Why don't you put like
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: an automatic response to your text messages.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Because it only works the first time I tried it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: It does, really yes, so the first it'll work. So
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: if you texted me, it'll only send it to you
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: the first time. I know. I learned that in Celebrity
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Big Brother The Things You Like, because when I was
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: leaving like and they had to and I had to
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: give my phone, I was like, well, I'm gonna put
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: an away message, but then people only got that away
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: message once. So if you send me a message and
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: then three weeks later send me another message, you're only
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: going to get the one from the first lot that
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: does work. Frustrating. All right, So let's talk about shows.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: How'd you like Jasmine because I missed that pod. Sorry.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: She's great. Fell in love with her, She's cool, we chat,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: we DM a little bit here and there. Really really
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: like her. Wish you would have heard more from her
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: part one of the reunion, but I felt like the
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: only people were heard from was Britney. Britney was on
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: fire with Jack. She's just got so much hate inside
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: towards him, and I felt like the first half of
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the reunion was focused on them.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Well, the seating chart is on one side, it's Jack's, Jesse, Janet, Jason,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Jasmine and Zach. On the other side is Britney, Kristin, Luke, Nia,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Danny and Michelle. It starts off with Kristin apologizing to
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Janet for saying she was going to knock her out,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: calling her a horror in Hawaii.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Well, what would you do?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Well? First off, Janet, now would have been a good
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: time for you to apologize for some of your things
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that you did.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I know. Do you know what makes this reunion especially
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: interesting is it was filmed after only one episode had aired.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: So only one episode, so you know, because of the pregnancies,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: they had to do that. So the cast hadn't seen
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the full like season played out on screen as far
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: as like how the fans reacted. So there was no.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Accountability our favorite word, because.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Your favorite word, no accountability, but also no playing for
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the audience.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they didn't know. They didn't know how bad they
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: were about to get it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Jenna didn't win me over when she credits Adderall and
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Pilates for her transformation. I love a girl. That's that's
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: brutally honest. She looked hot. Not the best way to
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: do it with Adderall, but it is with the plates.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: But she was honest and I like that she.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, we think she was honest. Who knows? It
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: could be there could be a dash of apick in there.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? And I hate to speculate, Oh,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I know you do. I hate to speculate. But then
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I also didn't really think Kristin's apology. I love you, Kristin,
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: but that didn't seem like the most sincere of apologies.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Was her apology, something about she was on hormones. I mean,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: what was it?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: No, it's just a ton of it. She was like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I just want to start out by apologizing, but like
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: it was very light, but it is what it is.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Kristin found out two weeks after the show wrapped that
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: she was pregnant. That's where she says that her hormones
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: or what oh, that's where she's get pregnant. Kristen says
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: she hasn't started planning the wedding. Nina talks about her pregnancy,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Danny jokes about getting a vasectomy, and Jack says he
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: will join Danny, and then Brittany jokes that Jack would
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: have twenty baby mamas if he doesn't get one.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Brittany did not let up on Jack's once during
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: the renew and I felt like anything that she can
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: poke out, she did. I mean her response are like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: they were locked and loaded, like she had them in
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: her head and she's like choo choo choo.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: No one else was in people's heads. Zach trying to
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: make scrow talks happen. I don't want to hear it again.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the point of Scrow talks at all.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Like balls are wrinkly and they're hairy. I mean, even
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: if you shave it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Better not be Harry.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean they are normally like so what are
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: they like smoothed eggs, like veiny eggs or something.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: They may lose a yeah, I just like to loosen
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: their balls.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'd like those Titans in there, Burtla.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: But then Brittany and Jackson have come to an agreement
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: when he can see Cruise on Wednesdays and every other
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: weekend once they go through their divorce settlement, which at
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: this point it's been so long.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: But that's a very old schedule. That is a schedule
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: that they used to do, like when Ryan. When I
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: got divorced from Ryan's dad, it was very typical for
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: a woman to get the kids, the guys to get
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: the kids every other weekend and once during Monday.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Wonder.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now it's like most judges will say fifty to fifty.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: But during the after Show, which was filmed after the
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: re union, jack says he had agreed to hand over
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: his portion of their podcast feed worth five hundred thousand
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: if Brittany did not bring up the eighteen thousand dollars mortgage.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Brittany says Jacks is now using that feed to hang
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: over her head with cruise, et cetera.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So they're they're claiming they're making a million dollars in
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: their podcast.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe they are.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to it?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Does it chart?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know. All I know is that when I'm
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: not doing this podcast, I'm listening to crime Junkie.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So, I mean it's not like I'm on my spare
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: sadly on my spare time. I'm not like in the
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: mind of Jack's Taylor.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, who's doing this? Who's doing this for him?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you think it's making millions? Like?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Well, what outlet's like, Yes, that's a good idea. We're
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: gonna sign you. We are gonna sign you. Get why
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Jack keeps saying things and doing things when he knows Brittany,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: like lying blatantly, lying about things when Brittany's gonna call
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: But then Andy asked Jacks if if he uses birth
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: control of meaning condoms. Jack seemed like he was confused
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: with that even meant.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Shocker, but and he started to say he didn't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He started to say he didn't, and then Brittany says
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: he is disgusting and wouldn't touch his dirty dick with
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: a ten foot pole with a ten foot pole, Brittany
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: says that isn't what Brittany said four months ago when
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: they were on a date at Hooters.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: And Jackson was insinuating that they first of all why
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: they had Hooters, didn't is that like this is their places,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: their place, that's where they met. I'm not sure we
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: have many Hooters in Orange County.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: But if you don't want to like rekindle your flame,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: why are you at your original place where you found love?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Right talking about getting it on, sticking it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: In, let's get it on. But seeing is that Jackson
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: could use a job right now. Maybe he should wear
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: new dirty dick hats because he can't wear his Jacks's.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Dirty dick hats. So he's openly admitting not to using protection,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and now he's shaming Brittany for using protection and sleeping
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: with porn stars.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And then she's like you too, Yeah, but also they
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: didn't was I don't think they've met porn stars. They've
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: met only fans, because then they switched it to only fans. Oh,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: but I want to have you watched that new OnlyFans documentary. No,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: there's one about the girl that had sex with like over,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make up the numbers because I won't
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: remember it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a thousand guys or something ridiculous in twelve hours,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: like something crazy. I'm like, why why do you want
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to be known for that? When you put that ship
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: out on the internet, it's there forever well money There
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: ain't enough money in the world.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it depends what's your price?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Ouch. That's all I can say is ouch, no, thank you.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be looking at what kind of guys are
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: are doing this? Like oh, I'm yeah, let's pull a
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: train on luck for this, Like is that a train?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: With's a train again?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I forgot a train? No you didn't. It was on
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives. I know.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: A train is.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: When you keep doing like everybody back to back.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, so she's I don't, She's just she's not.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: She's just doing I don't think they're all doing her
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: at once. A thousand people doing you know, at one
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: time might be a little tight. Not for Tam but
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: for most not for me.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It's like the Grand beganions. Oh my gosh, what do
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you think Jack's thinks? Like saying on National TV that
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he does not use condoms? Is like he it's a
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: flex like, yeah, oh I want to get with him now,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I just want to touch his fresh skin.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, then Michelle and Jesse talk about their divorce.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: They how they both weaponize their child. I don't think
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Jesse did himself any favors in this discussion because what
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: she ends up calling him out on isn't great.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Now, Michelle's like, I'm not weaponizing is I'm not weaponizing
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: our daughter?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And just how looking like Michelle, right when you said
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: you just said weaponizing a weapon icine? I don't know.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: She just channeled through me. I guess the fact that
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Jesse thinks that he can represent himself is hilarious to me.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It's like he said, I watched a three season of Suits,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: which I've never seen, so I'm assuming it's some kind
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: of it's a it's a lawyer show, Like obviously I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: got this.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I talked to my representative. Aren't you your representative?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I know that's so funny, aren't you the attorney?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Danny finally convinced Na to move to Santa Clarita. I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: feel like they had to ask production first, like if
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: we moved to Santa Clarita, are you still going to
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: film us and they're like.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Where can you? He says it's eighteen minutes away from
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the valery. Is that true?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that far.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Oh so what is Santa Clarita next to.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Valencia?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: So I thought it was like out there by like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: montas Magic.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: No, it's out there by matt not Montecito, Magic Mountain.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like in Santa Barbara or something.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's by Magic Mountain.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just heard Magic Mountain is closing?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: What twenty seven?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Well, that's a lot of time away. I think, why
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: are they making plans in advance?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it was a lie I read
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: on Instagram.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Then Andy asked Jack to describe the
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: boy's chat. Brittany says it's just them continuously degrading women
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and sending pictures of vaginas. And then Andy brings up
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: that Michelle claimed Jesse was broke. Jesse says he's living
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: just find So Michelle ask him who is paying him
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: money to pay his rent?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: And you think maybe it could be the girlfriend that's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: helping him out? Is he not working? Does he not
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: get paid for the show?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, this is well, I think it was the house
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: they lived in together. I'm assuming they paid half and half,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: and then when she moved out, she had to He
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: said she had to keep paying, is what she implied.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the case. I don't know
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: if that's the truth. And then now that she's not there,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: how is he affording that same place on you know,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: similar salary, is what I'm guessing. But I truly have
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: no idea, nor do I really care.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Right, was Danny trying to be an actor before?
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Danny is an actor?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Danny's an actor?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yes? Where have you been? Danny is an actor. Andy's
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: like a big voiceover actor.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I could see him being a voiceover actor.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, but did he like, yes, you see his face? Yes.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I randomly was watching a movie with the kids recently
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: and he was on it. Really he was a bad guy.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Really, Yes, are you shitting me?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: No? I'm not shitting you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: So wow, Because when Janni, as we all know, the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: MIC's work, he's an actor. When Danny was asked to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you know, he's talking about the boys chat and he said,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I forgot the mic was on. The cameras weren't on me,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: So I forgot the mic was on she's like, well,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: you know, hello, actor, and I'm like, he's an actor.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: But also, mikes aren't always on when you're an actor.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know when you're a well, I'm sorry, I've
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: been in a movie.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Oh well I was on Royal Pains, but they turned
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the mics off.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: That's why Denise and whatnot would always be like testing, test,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you know, or like she'd say whatever she'd say because
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: she was used to acting, not being on a reality
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: show where the cameras are just filming, which is what
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: he could have had chat is Yeah, I think that's
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: why she was saying, like listen actor, like the cameras
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: are always on. Yeah, but he did seem like he
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: was whispering.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: He like he was like, oh he was. He was
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: whispering for sure.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: And then the final thing that they talk about is
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Andy brings up the fight that led to Jack's checking
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: himself into a mental treatment facility. Do you think the
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: chat Jacks Jack was given an ultimatum for the show,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: an ultimatum like go get go to rehab.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's happened before, go to rehab, or you have to
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: get off the show. Your liability.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I think once Britney said it was cocaine. Yeah, there
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: was no choice regarding.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure that's not the first time they've heard
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: it was cocaine. I'm sure Britney's had conversations with production
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: off camera and.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: He said it at the top of the reunion. I
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: think that that was why he said he had to
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: go to save his job.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I wasn't sure what he meant, Like, didn't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Andy ask him, do you mean like this job I mean?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Or Jax's I mean? But I love that that went
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: above cruise.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not reasoning for you to stop for your
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: marriage or your son. It's more important for you to
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: say your job on the valve or have I all
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: of the above, like your health, your kids, like you know,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: he's always so red and when the reviewer sanity, Yeah,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: and exactly, he's always like Brittany accusing him of doing steroids. Now,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I'm because I owned a gem and I can always
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: tell who's on steroids. And I know how you can tell.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You can tell by looking at somebody and being red
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: like that. Oh my god.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Well he also kind of tried to pretend that he
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: was calm the whole time, but meanwhile his veins were
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: popping out of his head. Yeah. But then Brittany says
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Julian made her feel beautiful again after Jacks degraded her
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: and she lost her sparkle. Jack's apparently sparkle is a
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: trigger word for Jacks.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Don't say sparkle again. I'm sick of hearing sparkle.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I kind of find that to be a weird word.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Like I lost my spark I lost my I don't
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: know what sparkle when it came to.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Me, Yeah, I would, I wouldn't would.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: What would you say about like I asked her, like
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: sparkles a little.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Like to do. We're not Sparkle girls, like I don't
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: think Sparkle were. We were homeless right now as we're
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: doing the podcast, right, we're not the Sparkle girls.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And they're not toothless either.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: We're not toothless.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: We're not we got fake ones. We got bake ones,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: we got fake ones.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Well, the Texas is waiting for you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I know. I can't wait till I can travel to
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Texas and get my Chompers redone because mine are over
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: ten years old. Yeah, it's kind of like, well, thanks
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: guys for tuning in to another episode. Is there anything
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: else we want to discuss before we go.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Tam Well, I do want to add that Jackson said
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: he has been sober for one hundred and fifty six days,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and that was a long time ago. That was a
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: long time ago, so I'm wondering if today he would
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: be sober two hundred and forty three days. Look at
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you with them, I know, to me, Jack's did not
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: come off as apologetic or sincere. I feel like there's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: something way deeper the way that he tries to explain
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: why he drinks and does cocaine, Like he doesn't admit
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that it's an actual problem. His problem in his mind
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: is that is angry. Yeah, well, steroids will make it angry.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: But we have a lot more to get through. So
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys keep tuning in to to Cheese
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: and a Pod with Myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Love you guys,