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Live Nantucket Theater "I'm Gonna Danny Ocean This Whole Place" · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Now back to then took It Joey.
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  Speaker 2: Obey Radio.
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  Speaker 1: We were in northern California.
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  Speaker 3: I was doing a thing with real quick cut in
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  Speaker 3: since Carl was all caught up in his spitefulness, we're
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  Speaker 3: going to remove the names of the people in this
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  Speaker 3: story because they probably wouldn't want you to know that
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: they're as spiteful as Karl.
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  Speaker 4: A bunch of a bunch of us and chefs, TV
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  Speaker 4: chefs and you know, not hacky TV chefs and football guys.
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  Speaker 4: We all went up to Napa to go to this
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  Speaker 4: bar to have a couple of drinks. We drove a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of Ferrari's. A really good day. This is what
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  Speaker 4: my life was pretty much. It was a lot better
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  Speaker 4: than it is now. And we're driving up when we
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  Speaker 4: get to this space and we get this really fancy
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  Speaker 4: points and places busy, we.
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  Speaker 1: Take up the whole bar, so we have raiders, the Vikings.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's just everybody's an all star in this thing.
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  Speaker 4: But we're all in convertible, so everyone had hats and
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  Speaker 4: no one could tell you, and no one.
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  Speaker 5: Knew who I was.
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  Speaker 4: Even if I didn't have a hat, ons it didn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: But we're sitting up there, and the manager goes, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: that's not this type of place.
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  Speaker 1: This is Napa Valley. Let's keep it down. Here we
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  Speaker 1: go again.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the fat Jason Bourne of the I take I
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  Speaker 4: take care of everything.
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  Speaker 1: So he looks at me.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, Cuban, get everyone in his fucking bar, tell
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  Speaker 4: him I'm paying the tab and we're going across the street.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, no problem, I said, can I use
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  Speaker 1: one of these football knuckle hends. He's like yeah, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: come with me.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest giant you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: Biggest, I mean his skulls. It's like three skulls melted together.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm walking with him and he's not you know,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he's not.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna he's not gonna be on Jeopardy anytime soon.
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  Speaker 4: So I talked to real slice. You just say that
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  Speaker 4: you played football. It's gonna help because he's are rich
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  Speaker 4: people snap off, you know what I mean. It's like
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  Speaker 4: it's nine tucket with wine, right. He's like football, that's
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  Speaker 4: all perfect, and he's giant. So he's like, we're all
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  Speaker 4: gonna leave, We're gonna start paying everybody's tab and we're
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  Speaker 4: all gonna go across. So it was I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: it must have been ninety people in this place. Nice
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  Speaker 4: and we got everybody took us like thirty minutes. Here
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  Speaker 4: comes the GM. They run the whole thing. He puts
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  Speaker 4: out the black card, which is beautiful, it's metal.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think these people know that.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, all, right, place dreams not the place to
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  Speaker 4: dream about a black card, right.
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  Speaker 1: So he slipes it all and I don't know. He
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  Speaker 1: was like, it must have been seven thousand or nine thousand.
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  Speaker 1: It was something.
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  Speaker 4: Stupid, and he puts zero on a tip and he goes,
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  Speaker 4: you got all the quiet you need now, honey, And we.
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  Speaker 1: Went across the street with all these people. It was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I realized. If you know, if you spiked,
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  Speaker 1: Spike moves everything.
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  Speaker 4: Spike moved a bunch of privileged NAPA residents from one.
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  Speaker 2: Restaurant to the other. It was on the street.
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  Speaker 1: God blessed, God bless that place. Her face, I haven't
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  Speaker 1: never seen anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: You're you're digging the jeeps out here.
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  Speaker 4: I think every land Rover is here. There's a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of them, and and they're fun too.
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  Speaker 1: They the lift kits on. They're dirty, they put stickers on.
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  Speaker 2: Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 4: I'm cute, but a landlod I would wax that thing
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  Speaker 4: every day like Biff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they're there's stuff in them. It's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: And the vintage, the vintage land Road seventy eight wagon there,
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  Speaker 4: the wagoneers are beautiful, the white one.
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  Speaker 3: I just took a.
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  Speaker 1: Picture of it.
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  Speaker 5: You're my favorite person. Contract that's a good He's got
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  Speaker 5: all the.
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  Speaker 4: Great What is an architect here?
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  Speaker 1: Does he just make this smaller? Come great?
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  Speaker 6: Kid?
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  Speaker 1: Friend, you're born and raised here was.
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  Speaker 7: All from the Cape, from the Cape originally right just
• 4:02
  Speaker 7: outside of Boston. And been listening to this guy though
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  Speaker 7: since back in af days.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yeah, really long time ago.
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  Speaker 5: Damn how many years were talking? That's age Opie right now.
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  Speaker 7: I can remember listening to him when I was working
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  Speaker 7: in the sheet metal shop in high school.
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  Speaker 8: And I graduated high school ninety seven.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna damn old.
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  Speaker 8: Sprightly then, So.
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  Speaker 6: I got I got fired twenty years ago from Boston.
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  Speaker 6: Twenty years just passed.
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  Speaker 5: That's when you'll have the fake when you have said
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  Speaker 5: the mayor was dead. Yeah, you know the story tell
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  Speaker 5: him tell a story.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's not here, he spent Grandma's in the audience.
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  Speaker 2: Don't judge. Please For Apel Fooles, we decided to tell
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  Speaker 2: the whole city of Boston that the mayor died in
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  Speaker 2: a car accident. And we thought we could get away
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  Speaker 2: with this.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, that's the reaction. I just people in shock.
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  Speaker 1: Open just ruined his own podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we thought it was fine, right, did you keep
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  Speaker 2: it going?
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  Speaker 6: Well, they begged us to stop, and I figured at
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  Speaker 6: that point it was too late, so we just went.
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  Speaker 2: And then the PD's like, all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, at least at the end of this, just say
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  Speaker 6: April fools, maybe that'll help us. And I said, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 6: no problem, and then we signed off and just walked
• 5:16
  Speaker 6: out of the building and left a mess for them.
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  Speaker 2: Two weeks later, we were fired and they literally escorted
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  Speaker 2: us to the border of the troopers. They were not happy.
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  Speaker 6: What the mayor might have been connected at the time, Wow, yeah, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't his family hear about it or something like that.
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  Speaker 9: No, I thought that was what the straw that broke
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  Speaker 9: the camel back.
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  Speaker 6: I said that on the news at the time, But
• 5:41
  Speaker 6: because he was trying to rub it in and he said,
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  Speaker 6: you know, my family was listening and they couldn't get ahold.
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  Speaker 2: Of how am I.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to justify this really, I know it was
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  Speaker 6: a terrible thing, but he said, you know, and my
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  Speaker 6: family was listening to this, But I don't believe that
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  Speaker 6: for a second.
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  Speaker 5: And you remember when it happened, like you remember listening
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  Speaker 5: to the show, when I.
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  Speaker 8: Was listening to the show.
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  Speaker 9: Then yet and then everybody he really believed that the
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  Speaker 9: mayor was dead for a while.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, i'd probably at the time probably would have
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  Speaker 7: thought they were joking, knowing that I listened to this
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  Speaker 7: right right right.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's sort of was our defense.
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  Speaker 5: He's really dead now.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, he came, you should do another show.
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  Speaker 5: The Redemption shot told himself, well he's alive.
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  Speaker 2: And well, I mean, it's not much funny in this part.
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  Speaker 6: But years later he comes around to serious exam where
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  Speaker 6: we ended up, and he was I believe he was
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  Speaker 6: promoting a book. I was trying to get him on
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  Speaker 6: the air and for the for the gods on the truth,
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to apologize, So he didn't want anything to
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  Speaker 6: do with me.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty years later, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't blame him. I mean that kind of shit, right.
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  Speaker 5: That's brutal.
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  Speaker 8: I mean the hundreds hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: How does it feel?
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  Speaker 4: How does it feel to listen to Opie since you
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  Speaker 4: were a kid and now you're actually more successful than.
• 7:04
  Speaker 5: I guess I've got a veget right, you got a car.
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  Speaker 2: Man? Damn once again laugh but not.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to rebuild this thing.
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  Speaker 5: How long you have that wagon?
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  Speaker 8: Are I've had the wagon air for five years?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? And then if you're like a family member.
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  Speaker 8: No, we bought it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: We bought up an eBay from an old lady in
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  Speaker 7: Colorado and we were the second owner.
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  Speaker 8: It's like forty thousand miles off.
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  Speaker 5: So that's not restored.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way I.
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  Speaker 7: Had it painted once because it started pitting a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: But that's it's all original.
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  Speaker 1: There worth so much funny. Yeah, it's ours here, unbelieva.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of such stealth wealth here.
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  Speaker 8: They do.
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  Speaker 1: They do it like a that's a bookiy board? Is
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  Speaker 1: that platinum? Give a platinum booky board that it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: work too well?
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  Speaker 7: They do like a car show in April that's called
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  Speaker 7: the Daffodil Weekend, and there's like a they shut down
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  Speaker 7: main street.
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  Speaker 1: I guess what I'm staying here for that.
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  Speaker 8: There's like bell Wing.
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  Speaker 7: Mercedes and Old Bentley's and you know we usually bring
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  Speaker 7: the waggoning, but the kids are chucking candy out in
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  Speaker 7: the parade.
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  Speaker 6: When me and Carl were walking around and enjoying the morning,
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  Speaker 6: a nice peaceful morning, I told them, I bet you
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  Speaker 6: they do some kind of parade with all the cheaps
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  Speaker 6: and yeah, yeah, that must be spectacular.
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  Speaker 2: Is this?
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  Speaker 8: It's in April, last weekend in April.
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  Speaker 2: You'll stay till the problems around them?
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  Speaker 8: But I got an expert.
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  Speaker 2: Better are you are?
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  Speaker 1: You'll staying?
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  Speaker 2: You have no idea? He'll be knocking on your door
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  Speaker 2: like a rack are you here? Off season two? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Year round?
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  Speaker 2: How is that? I'm so curious about off season on that.
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  Speaker 7: So I've got a wife and four kids and they
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  Speaker 7: moved to the mainland in the in the winter because
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  Speaker 7: it's fucking desolate.
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  Speaker 8: But I love it, you know, I like the quiet.
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  Speaker 7: You know, there's nobody, I mean the majority of the
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  Speaker 7: people that we see around here now, I mean the
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  Speaker 7: population goes from sixteen twenty thousand to eighty thousand.
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  Speaker 9: Right, wow, wait, you get your four kids and your
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  Speaker 9: wife to leave you alone.
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  Speaker 1: Than you're Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's pretty sweet.
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  Speaker 4: I got my kids and my wife to leave me
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  Speaker 4: and definitely and I heard.
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  Speaker 5: I heard about your cabin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I could one up this guy.
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  Speaker 6: Me and Carl were walking around this morning man and
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  Speaker 6: the watch can I talk about the watches is amazing,
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  Speaker 6: like Carl's Carl's deep into.
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  Speaker 2: Watches and that whole watch culture.
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  Speaker 6: And the guy on Main Street he wasn't even open
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  Speaker 6: yet and ran out onto the sidewalk because he recognized Carl.
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  Speaker 6: He's like Carl, but he didn't recognize him from the
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  Speaker 6: Food Network. He recognized him for the watch for one
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  Speaker 6: of the guys in the in the watch culture.
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  Speaker 2: And then we were trying.
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  Speaker 8: On shot Spider right shot there. It's uh, surfboards in
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  Speaker 8: the basement.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, it's a little it's a little store that
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  Speaker 4: has a clothing in the back, has like a little
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  Speaker 4: up front of a Jaguar, a Jaguar six inside time
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  Speaker 4: and something.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot what the story is. But the guy is great.
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  Speaker 1: He's a he's a great watch collector.
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  Speaker 4: We've done some deals with Paul Newman Daytona's roll up
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  Speaker 4: Saytona's he's a great guy.
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  Speaker 1: He ran out there, he's I've I've been into watches.
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  Speaker 4: I remember when I worked for a mobster when I
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  Speaker 4: was a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: Great guy, man, Yeah, great guy.
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  Speaker 5: And it's a story from Bronx tale.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: It was the Brooklyn Tale, but I went from it.
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  Speaker 1: He told me one day, he said, kid, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do you a favor.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna teach you so every man.
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  Speaker 1: Should should should know. He says, we're gonna go to
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  Speaker 1: forty sixth.
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  Speaker 5: Street back then in the Diamond District.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he says, we're gonna get your watch. Uh, he goes. Women,
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  Speaker 4: they're always planning. Guys, they don't plan ship. One day're
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: gonna go the door doesn't work, you've lost everything. Right,
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  Speaker 4: they've been thinking about it for six months. You've been
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  Speaker 4: chasing tail for six months. Right, I'm sixteen years old.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I can't wait for that to have. But
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  Speaker 4: he says on your wrist. Every man should have the
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: security deposit to an apartment, a new mattress TV. He says,
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  Speaker 4: because when you get kicked out, that's gonna be the
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: only thing you're gonna have for a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 4: so always have that much money on your wrist.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: He was right.
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  Speaker 2: What watch we were trying on today? It was like,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it like four hundred and fifty thous Richard Belle?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a four hundred and forty thousand four
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  Speaker 4: dollars watch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't get for like three.
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  Speaker 1: I think you can probably get like three forty three thirty.
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  Speaker 2: And we talked about it on a pest podcast.
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  Speaker 4: But for the audience, it's in Nantucket, like in a
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  Speaker 4: little store with no alarms. I'm looking rock around here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna Danny Ocean this whole time. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna get a little little acrobatic Asian.
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  Speaker 1: Guy just to happen. I'm not even gonna use it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not using in the heights just I mean, just
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  Speaker 1: for just to be period correct.
• 11:38
  Speaker 7: That's how a lot of the houses are. I work
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  Speaker 7: in a lot of these houses you guys were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about this later.
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  Speaker 8: I can tell you hundreds of houses that have keys
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  Speaker 8: under the shingle, keys under a rock.
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  Speaker 5: Which which houses?
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  Speaker 1: What are you going to steal? The Declaration of Independence?
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  Speaker 7: I have money for they're vacant in the wintertime. You
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  Speaker 7: know a lot of people now are putting cameras in them.
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  Speaker 7: But I mean, I've been here for almost twenty years
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  Speaker 7: and you sit down on the couch and have a
• 12:04
  Speaker 7: popsicle and watch the TV while checking on.
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  Speaker 8: The heating system.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Is there crime here? There can't be.
• 12:08
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of crime here, crime, a lot of drugs.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: You got to think that the opioids coming out here too? Brother,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? So when you say jugs, are
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: they here now?
• 12:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Like here?
• 12:18
  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 1: How close is this crime?
• 12:22
  Speaker 8: Your phone numbers?
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Is there some criminality going on here?
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: Don't worry Max An He'll book something like that.
• 12:28
  Speaker 7: Max the German, that's his nickname.
• 12:32
  Speaker 8: There's definitely subind the scenes crime really, yeah, for.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: Sure, Like people change their name in the will.
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: I'm taking the ya. What about like the local, like
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: the people who stay here year round. Is it any
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: beef between the tourists and them?
• 12:45
  Speaker 8: Any beef? I mean we all depend on the semi.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I mean you wait all year for them to.
• 12:52
  Speaker 7: Get here, because that's what your business is based around.
• 12:54
  Speaker 7: The when you get here, you can't wait for them to.
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  Speaker 5: Leave yeah, you.
• 13:00
  Speaker 8: Want our we want our Island bag. You know, it's
• 13:02
  Speaker 8: it's you want them because we.
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  Speaker 7: Depend on them, and there are great we have great customers,
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  Speaker 7: and you know I have great customers customers.
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  Speaker 2: That's smart.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So anyway, I had to get Carl refocused when we
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  Speaker 6: were walking around.
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  Speaker 5: He was sweating seeing's watch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, seeing that there was no security.
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  Speaker 1: In there and very windows.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I had to walk them away and I had
• 13:26
  Speaker 6: to sport them to the next block.
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  Speaker 1: The guy's like, yeah, man, I'm a big fan heres.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a big fan of yours too. How
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  Speaker 1: many of you are in here?
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  Speaker 2: Just one?
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  Speaker 4: Enjoy You're gonna go to sleepy Times.
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  Speaker 1: What a watch store though, let me.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you as a watch collector, they have some stuff
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  Speaker 4: in there that I don't even see it in New
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  Speaker 4: York City.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there is wealth here.
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  Speaker 4: There's some antique pieces in there, and I'm like, whoever
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  Speaker 4: bought this was rich in nineteen fifty holy shit, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And they're engraved from Nantucket. I mean, just beautif stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is great. This this is the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the finish line. It's Nantucket place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to ask you again. We talked
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  Speaker 2: about it on the past podcast. What's the most expensive watch?
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  Speaker 1: I think it went for. It was a Paul Newman Daytona,
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  Speaker 1: which they have one year.
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  Speaker 5: They have one in the store.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the store.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's not period correct that it has a
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: different dial whatever, but still.
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  Speaker 1: He knows that's inside baseball. But it's still worth a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money.
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  Speaker 4: But I think the last one, the Gavel, went down
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  Speaker 4: at seventeen pointy six million.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: It was unbelievable and people.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Don't realize that a lot of I did a lot
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: of stuff for big hedge fund guys, and what happens
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: is for them to move wealth. That's what that's what
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: watches are watches by leans on the stuff it was for.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: It was for very wealthy people to move wealth unfettered
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: through the through the world. So you know, if I
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: wanted to give you, if I gave you a Rolex
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: in nineteen fifty six and you put it under your
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: mattress and I give you five hundred dollars, which would
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: was it called? Not even it was two hundred and
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: fifty dollars and you put it on your mattress.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: You both take them out.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Today one is worth about twenty seven thousand and one.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: It's two hundred and fifty dollars of old money. So
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: the rich people figure this out very quickly, and they
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: invest in things that crest over inflation, right, and and
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: and high end male stainless steel watches seem to fit
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: that that or anything from Mez for some reason.
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, for women sautside.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? There was a woman outside?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: You guy's a case of the choice.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: There was a there was a woman outside.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: She had a So there's a there's a French there's
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: a French cartoon called of te prints, right, it's.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: These these two are putting a shop and goes together.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: So there's this woman out that you get in a
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Mez on a Mez Kelly bag.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: That was that was how do you know this?
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Don't you know? You should know this?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: If you were hungry as long as I was.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: You know you remember you lives in a cabin in
• 15:53
  Speaker 8: the woods.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so pictures of it, and I said, some girls
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: So this person she had a lot of tea Prince,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: which is an old car cartoon, an old French cartoon,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: her kids cartoon. And this was hand painted on tiffany
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: blue alligator as amazing.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I mean it was.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: And I look at Stratag that that person in for
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: auction last year in France for sixty four thousand. He's like, good,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill her just straight.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And then was and she was and she was so happy.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: We walked out.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: We were like two gay guys I coming out like
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: starting stop stunning. I was like wow, wow, and wow.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: She was so hard. She was so happy.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: She's like, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Guys should start in the next home alone.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Man, I'm definitely Joe God bless her. I want to
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: be her stedman.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: So oh, she was wealthy for a long time.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: She's been rich.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Her family invented like something like pretzels or some ship,
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: like there's some long money.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: We never used the dollar dollar McDonald's.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Her hands were tiny because they never used it for nothing.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: They're an actual feed.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: What's this feed?
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: Their little baskets hand woven.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: They've got a like a.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: Scrim shod sort of emblem on the top, and they're
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: different ones and the women use them as purses.
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: But they're very very valuable. The right ones that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: The whitest thing, very expensive.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: It's called the lightship basket.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Where can we steal them.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm gonna point people in the crowd.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how much are they?
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: I couldn't even I mean there's a they have their
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: own museum out here. They have a lightship basket.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: I knew you're I knew we were in Ninetucket, but
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: we're started talking about lighthouse persons.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You can't avoid.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: To be some of them are hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: I would get back, like locally made. Yeah, every he's handmade.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: And is it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: In Middle Island or are they in this area right downtown?
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, one determines how expensive it is, no idea, we'll
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: tigure that out.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: I'm a contractor. I don't have a light ship basket.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Don't know why I don't.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: Have my drills and tools and whatnot in a light
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: ship basket.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever basket.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: Expert, you're the one that called out Martha's vineyard.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: So what's the difference between the two.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: Martin's vineyard is an extension of the cave.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, they they.
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: Always, they always.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: I don't God made Martha's vineyard, but he's got a
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: house in Nantucket.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Actually God lives here. There's a god. That's how it's
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: nicer here.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: I mean, Martin's Meanyard's great, and I've worked there and
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: I've been there and visited there.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: But the house that we were in the party on Friday,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I went, you know, of course the parties upstairs, but
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I was kind of downstairs just looking around.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: Somebody's underwear for two hours.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the pictures, and the pictures of the
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: family look like the fucking inserts that when you buy
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: the frame. I'm like, I can't believe this isn't really
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: is that really your son?
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: He's fucking gorgeous.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Sonning done it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, everybody in the picture, just perfect hair.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this can't be and it's true. Whose house
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I can't say. I don't know whose house was it?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Which one the one that looked like a hotel.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: They're all really nice.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: The one that we had the party upstairs when I
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: talked to see him right and he told me, yes,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: of course.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: They're great. People have all the money. Who last name
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you weren't on the island and the last name mc
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: all the all the men look like different size and age.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Mitt Romney's okay, it was just.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: Different scale, Mint Robney, Little Mint. Then it was you know,
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: feisty mint. They emit the rebels mc and this is
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: how they make their money.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Though they're they're great and they husbands. Yeah mcgar did.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: They usually carrying cry on meat.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: He's got a big got a killer basement, which is
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: where he was.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Wrong around and the other.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Out he was one.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I was just getting the core ideas.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I was fighting inspiration for my own six hundred square
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: foot apartment. They were usually down he played pool and
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: people saying, you carry on a few more.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: At me because they can imagine, Yeah, what's my market?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: What's my mark? Anthony ringtone went.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Off, Also a little army of Mitt Romney's show.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Godot Hey the l s P.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Whenever it's up to you guys, any other question.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: You know, every little town or town got a little
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: CD area.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Where's the CD area in the nantucket where you go
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: with like that, it's good night.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: You got to bring him up that there's got to
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: be some dive bar over here.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean there's always there's dive bars. I mean,
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: but there's there. I don't want to they're not because
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: I go to them.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: There's like local bars, you know, the places you go
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: and you know you pull in the parking lot and
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: when you walk in the.
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: Door, your drink is on the table. Right, those are
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: the places you want to go to in the wintertime,
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: you know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Now, do you stay clear of like all the like
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: the people coming here during the summer.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: No, I mean no, no, no.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: When you know we like do date night and stuff
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: like that, you go out get I mean, the food
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: here is incredible.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Food's very good.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: The food's very view very well.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: As a local, you know, I've worked in a lot
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: of the restaurants, so I have a relationship with the
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: restaurants and the restaurant's staff, so so.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: You know them.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Can you tell them that maybe sometimes it's better to
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: eat under than three hours because there's really not a
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: sense of urgency here.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like a ordered the water at lunch.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: They've got that what's your hi, you're already on Nantucket attitude?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Well, and they don't look at me. They're like, I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: definitely have more money than this.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Leaving.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Look you go what you guys? Leave it?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Why you leaving?
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: You've got things to do?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Where you going?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Why are you leaving?
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: There's literally an odd number of people here.
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: We're gonna leave us with nine.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Our audience just dropped thirty.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: We just lost sixty eight percent of the audience. These
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: podcast things.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Go no, no, don't have fun.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: No, I'll see outside. All you guys can Leavey has
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: one of those lighthouse versus.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: That's how nice a plate they are though. Now I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: just want to leave.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Man the.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Awkward moment. Time jump All right, Pete, thanks Man, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: appreciate thanks for all of us.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Man now yeah, yeah, we're gonna go find the things
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: that you're talking about.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Thanks for checking this out.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. Radio podcasts gets there for a
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: big time human all.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: The less you trusted today man small.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Help me, Thank you guys, thank you bro.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: We could literally say thank you to everyone individuals.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: That was fun.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: That was great. Oh yeah, yeah, we're getting the picture.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Stick around with Opie and the boys is they do
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: a little meet and greet and high five each other
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: for a job well done.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It's an Opie radio fly on the wall moment that
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: turns into a high class joy ride where nobody goes
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: to jail because Sharad or Carl aren't driving.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Matt, get it right, come.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: On, Matt banging out.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank Ash, Thank you guys.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Ye, that works right.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I thought that would be exactly.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: That was fine.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, even in my short it didn't matter.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: A little stream time.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: That was. That was effortless. That was that was fun man, Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: that was I love him.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I love most kids back switching schools and kicking the other.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That's amazing.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Mom told me that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Really they allowed that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: She goes, oh, yeah, and I love that. You understood,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: like when they called them.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, they ain't come on going back.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Mom. You got some kids, man, they're great and they
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: are good.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: I'm keeping on more. He's on the boat boat right now.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: You got some fish for you, but you didn't know
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: what to do with the fish.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Well kind of fish. He works on a car.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: No kids, straight fast. Probably he's gonna walk into it,
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: gonna together.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: How would you do it, though?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to get he told me the other night
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: when he's totally wrong.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'll walk into any any restaurant, and I
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: will get them to let me use the kitchen and cook.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Of course I know I know that to be sure.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: Cook what you can do with a straight best what
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: he's gonna show us right now, he said he will
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: make a house of salt, salt crusted whole that. Oh yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: I've I've had sot now I've never had it. It's amazing.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks great.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It is absolutely amazing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I think the black socks looked better with the mental pati.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: At least, at least he cleaned the blood off the
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Miami blood. The Miami blood is official.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: Gods want to go upstairs and have a cocktai.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah that all right, that's it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Bake it so that's all soft business. Yeah, how you
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: what do you mean, oh, Carl, that is the ultimate luxury.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It just bathes and salt, but salt come up?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Is that culture?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Salt and egg whites you mix up together and I
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: put herbs and tarragon and everything in the salt, and then.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: It steams in a salt bath.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I then you break it up. But the salt actually
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: gets pulled off the fish when you open it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: So it's not salty, all right, but it's perfect.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: My brother saved you to philets if you want them.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're in a good car.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: We are in a great car. We met Pete a
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: mere fifteen minutes ago, and now we're.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: In a car.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Oh shit, there's that fucking land Rover in that one
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: ten that that thing must be worth a ton of money.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Do you know where we're going? Right?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: All right? So Pete's a fan of the radio show,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: now a fan of the podcast. And what do we eat?
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: Pete?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: What kind of car?
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: Because it's in nineteen eighty four grand wagon here, it's gorgeous.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: We're just grass. Once you give us a quick tour
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: of the island or something, you take you wherever you want.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I want to go get my fucking sweater because I'm
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: gonna meet the girls from the bachelor party.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm trying to close here.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: ABC always be closing, So.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: You're getting your urry cloth, the hoodie I'm gonna get. No,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my my has a big n on it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You know what's my favorite about the end?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Like what's the end for? And you just give a
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: nice swink.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: And then he looks at.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: You're like, what's the n on your center floor? I
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: point that, Sharon, I'm like, give on nothing. Nudge nudgs
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: wing wing, nudgs.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Nudge.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: That's a classic, Pete. What do you doing on the island?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: H vac contractor. That's a nice gig. It's not too shabby.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: People neither their heat and air.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: They sure do.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Did a redew show with somebody that did that, Yes,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I remember faintly.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Got a lot.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Is that is that Nantucket red?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Is that the Nantucket red shimono? Nantucket reddish?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: But so I found out that you have to have
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Nantucket red pants from me from Murray's.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna go buy a Nantucket pants tomorrow, White
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Mary's because anything else is a copycat.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: What's up, Chads?
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Want to Chad's?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: My gods, that's a bad word. That's a bad word
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: for for Nantucket people.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: That's the n word for Richard. You call him chadlo with.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: A popped collar to ship short.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: That's literally that's a blue defend. Here's the old one
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: He's got the great pick and Brittany lace on it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Look at the cheeps on Nantucket are ridiculous.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: No, Chad, what's up?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Chad?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: It worked?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Looking Yeah?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: It worked?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Nice car, Chad?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: He said, well, I love well this monacle fill out of.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That was that was the villain from every eighties comedy.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Did he have an ascot?
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Wow, Bro, look at these windows like, I mean, this
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: car is tope.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Man, it rides like a caddy. What cars ride like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: this anymore?
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Like they used to be right talking some fucking muscle
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: talking to I can't hear this thing.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: The motors clean, sounds good, everything's fire. That's our hotel.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Put it in the front with.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: The hashds and put a little sign in the front
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: says lost transmission.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: That's what I do everywhere.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: People people feel sorry for you. Wait, you're you're bringing
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: us back to town? Yeah, all right, we're just going
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: to my room. He wanted a sweater. Well I want
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: to fucking tour of the Iron. We'll go wherever you want, kid?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: All right? Where are you going? And where's your room?
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: And going?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: He just made me miss Boston by saying we'll go
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: wherever you want.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Kids.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: He such a Boston thing. Where whatever you want? Kid?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: All right? They were good.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I mean you have a.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is that was a sweet ride. What about
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like that?
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Are you still playing with your puck?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know why? All right, let's what are we getting?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: What do you do? Y?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't My door's open, I don't do all.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Right, we're going into our hotel.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Now, all right, this is awesome, very very nice and
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: hound in tuckety was this episode, I'd say, very tuckety.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: All right, I went back in Pete's car. That was
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a nice podcast noise.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, I mean having with the podcast noise. Thank
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you so much. Gloria.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: You got quite the laugh.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: She got somebody laughing, I guess.