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#468 We Don't KEEP LYING the Same with Three Plates Tommy and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  with a fresh jar of some fire. What is it? And now I
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  was about to call you, don't you dare know? And now sitting across
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  from me is not my toxic co host, It is my weak jeans.
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  It is my very privileged co host Rock Sampson privilege. What's going on?
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  Rock chilling? Man chilling? Thanks for letting me drink that? Uh what
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  is the Yukon whiskey? What is that bullshit called? Uh? Yukon jack?
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  Yeah, thanks for letting me drink that. Yeah, I know,
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  well, I mean the bottle had been sitting up here for a while,
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  so I just you just thought I wanted to drink bullshit. White people be
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  drinking some bullshit sometimes. Come on, man, No, no like you.
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  I picture you for a wild turkey kind of guy. That was actually
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  the first thing I ever got, like ship based on thank you? My
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  point? Is that wrong? But it wasn't my choice. It was some
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  other white guy that brought it to me, some other white trash. Yeah,
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  dude, that's that's how the cycle goes. You know. You don't
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  just get a wild itch for it. It just happens. Yeah, Yeah,
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  that's that's I'm sure that's how people start smoking math too, you know,
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  probably tooth falls up. Yeah, running the boards as usual as the
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  Wind and Only ray Ak morning shot films. What's going on? Right,
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  good evening, thank you for joining us as per usual, and we're gonna
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  get to the bottom of the mystery of wearing the world. Instead of Carmen
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  san Diego wearing the world, it is Tommy three Plates since the last time
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  we had a live event. Welcome back on the hot seat the Wind and
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  Only three Plates. What's going on, Tommy? What's up everybody? We're
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  right here. I got I fucking spunk a buzood right now before here,
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  and I got right now, fucking I got all stoned, got one right
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  hair, Yeah, tell me first of all. And I went to the
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  store today and I fucking oh just been too fucking stoned we happen in back
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  with the dry as fuck. Now, Tommy, we have not come back,
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  Tommy and the motherfucking house Jesus never failed. Oh man, yeas,
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  Tommy, we have not heard the name biz Wood in like ages like how
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  doome all of a sudden you just you just have a biz with bad?
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  No, because I rolled one up and I said, I rolled the couple.
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  Can you answer it? Can you answer the question time? I'm asking?
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  Seriously? People ask people. No, Okay, there's no sleep mode
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  in a company that causes that means the company is done. Like like you
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  know, the Disney water Park is not on sleep mode. That ship's abandoned
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  because it didn't work out. So so what happened is the water bro?
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  No, it's in the work right now. So right now I can't do
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  anything but just smoke and ship. But we're we're gonna come back like legit,
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  come back legit, bro, Like We're it's gonna be like everything's legit.
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  That's that's right now in the fucking it's in the mode of not being
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  able to do anything. So bis Woods is on sleep mode. But I
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  rolled one up today and I just just you know what I'm saying, okay,
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  so I don't want to get high, and then I got too high.
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  Okay to never too high, but I just I was like, damn,
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  I forgot how motherfucking how you get from smoking up business people say,
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  People are saying, did BZZT ever actually exist? It exists? At one
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  point Tommy was doing it though. At one point Tommy was doing it.
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  He was bringing in here like jars and ags and all this weed, and
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  he was like bringing these gummies that were never medicated. But he told us
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  there were oh yeah, no food just to get lit. So wait,
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  wait, wait, I'm not familiar. So so they didn't even have flower.
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  Yeah we had, we had flower, he had and everything. But
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  we made that ship up. Uh. I just took it to the level
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  where I needed to do, you know, take it past that, and
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  I needed help so right now to be able to do that and do it
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  all legit, it's yeah, so it's happening, but it's just right now,
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  I can't do anything with it, I feel you. Yeah. Yeah,
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  the compliant market's difficult. I mean, you know, it's it's definitely
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  has its ways of navigation. I was gonna say this, Tommy, I
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  have a question, bro that I've been wanting to get off my chest for
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  the longest. What happened at the last live event, Tommy, because hold
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  up, before you even you continue. The excuse that you gave me sounded
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  like the biggest pile of horseshit ever. One of them was believable. But
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  when you had to top it off with the double whammy, Tommy hits me
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  up, not even calls me, Hey, Dick, I was about to
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  call you, but my mom fail and my little niece had a heart attack
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  too. No, Like I told you, my mom fail and I found
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  her, and that's what what happened. I my mom. I went to
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  go to my mom, and my mom called me that she couldn't get up,
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  and I went over there, and that's what everything happened. It was
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  doesn't give a shim you know. That's why I was like, this motherfucker.
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  You know, if it wasn't something like that, I wouldn't you know,
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  dude, Tommy hit me with that. He was like, yeah,
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  my little niece had a heart attack. This motherfucker's talking shape. My mom
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  fell and this motherfucker's talking shit. No. I was like, no,
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  I couldn't worry about it at the time. Taught me so right now,
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  so as so right now. The story that you're telling me now, of
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  course, like every story you tell is different. The mom stuff was for
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  real. But what happened to the little niece and the heart attack? No,
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  no, no, I don't know where you got you got the receipts?
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  No, I don't know where you got that from. No. My
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  niece took my mom to the hospital and they said that it wasn't a heart
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  attack. She ended up, but it was it might have been a stroke.
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  And that's whether they're doing all these tests on her that or maybe we
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  thought it was a heart attack but it wasn't. I don't know, tom
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  that's what it was. But no, that's exactly what it was. That's
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  what I'm telling you. Ship. I'm over here on motherfucking the light,
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  and you know what were you on fucking July nineteen seventy one, And you
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  know you want me to you want me to tell you, you want me
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  to tell you what. Xavier didn't even help it out words because you know
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  what he was saying. He was like, I bet you, Tommy just
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  fucking he's eating controls leg in bed. Tommy's on the back barbecue talking about
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  Sekull the mile, like I don't want I'm trying. Yeah, like Exavier's
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  over here, like antagonizing the whole situation. By the way, Xavier is
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  not here today. I don't know what he had to do. I think
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  he's he is in New Jersey. He's in New Jersey with Sanchez. Yeah,
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  he's doing some fucking chows with him and Eddie. He he must be.
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  He must be behaving pretty well, because he would usually make a be
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  a big deal about every time he had these out of state trips. Yeah,
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  you know what I mean. He would be all excited, you know,
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  and then and then this time he was just like, Yo, I'm
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  just gonna go to work because it's work now. It's just work now,
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  just work. Now. He's trying to get citizenship, bro, we still
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  need to do Are you more American than he doesn't? Jerry doesn't like to
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  be like, doesn't like to be the butt of the joke when it comes
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  to to certain things, bro, Like when it comes even for especially when
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  you ask him certain questions like because we told them, like hey, how
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  about every every you know, it would be a good way to train for
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  a citizenship test, but it'd be funny for the show. Every ques,
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  every show, we asked him three questions. You know, that's not a
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  big deal, right, There'd be like three questions like hey, homie,
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  let me help you, you know, and then we could document the progression.
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  He got like so offended, bro, He was like, what do
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  we got to prove it to you guys that I can fuck you know?
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  I know I'm gonna pass that test, pass it. And then we asked
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  him to answer some of those questions, and I mean, don't get me
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  wrong, I could answer some of them, but there's some of some of
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  them are pretty hard, bro, Like study for that ship to know about
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  that ship, because it's like I don't feel like certain, like like what
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  the fuck was said and all this ship? Like man, I didn't know
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  that ship. But if you're studying for that ship, you should know that
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  ship. But I feel like I wouldn't. I wouldn't even know half that
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  ship, you know what I mean? Like I've heard some of the questions
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  before, and I was like, you fucking kidding me. I would have
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  never known every answer for Rock Donald Trump, fuck b Yeah, bro,
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  He's like everything's bigger in Texas. His response to everything, Yeah, but
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  fifties. Yeah, you just responded with the most stereotypical Texas boots. Rock
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  Man, what's the biggest thing you've seen in Texas? That's subjective? Come
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  on objectively, like, like's the biggest thing you've seen in Texas? Like
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  are we talking about like animals? I mean that's such a I mean my
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  grandparents used have a bull that we would ride and that thing was Giana's ship,
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  like a bull with horns. Yeah, name a spot I got,
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  like a giant hot dog, the world's biggest ball of yarns. I mean
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  Texas isn't like that. But just like I don't know, Texas toast is
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  big, big text. I mean, okay, so I'll tell you this.
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  They got like four liter bottles? What's up they got? I mean
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  whatever, But it's like I will say this, like getting from here,
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  getting here from Austin, literally half the trip is getting to El Paso.
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  So you know, I don't know, man, Texas just fucking big man.
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  That's a big Oh big booties. Definitely like corn fed booties out there.
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  I will say, Texas made me an ass man. Yeah, did
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  they have a did they have grass fed? Did they have a big text,
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  big text, Yeah is that a big thing, like the big statue
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  of And I never seen him, but maybe yeah, I think that the
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  Texas Fair thing, I think I think the original one burned down and then
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  maybe they have a new one. But I went I never went to that
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  fair. He can you just like get in Texas? Can you just like
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  cartel it up and shoot her there? No? I mean I mean in
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  the in the countryside. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Like
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  if I had my own like acre ow, can I just be like fucking
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  yeah, yeah, you can go nuts? Dude? Why did it rain
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  today? God? Well? It was like, so my grandparents had like
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  this property and just the front was thirty acres, and so they had this
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  neighbor that I never seen. But his name was old man Bandy, and
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  he was just this old racist white dude and if any of her animals like
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  cats, dogs, anything, got on his property, he'd kill it.
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  Man. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. So I had
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  cats with like missing tails and shit like that, or they'd just be like,
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  oh, yeah, your cat's not alive anymore. Stayed up. Yeah.
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  It was fucking wild, dude. It was crazy, Like but I
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  never got to see him because my grandparents and you know parents were just like
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  very adamant about like not letting us get close to his property line. Like
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  fucking scary shit. I know he died, but then apparently his kids are
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  just as bad. So you know, fuck the baby. Old man Bandy
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  sounds like such a fucking menacing old guy name. Anyways, you know,
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  the old Man Bandy sounds like a cartoon straight up. But like this was
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  a person. It wasn't like boogey Man. They didn't just threaten us with
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  him. It was just literally, don't go over there. Old Man Bandy
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  is a bad person. It wasn't like they were like, you know,
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  you don't eat your vegetables. Old Man Bandy's gonna come get you, you
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  know. Speaking of Texas, I read the most Texas headline ever that I
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  have read today, and I was I, for a second, I got
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  taking ni Son salt tablet, so first for salt tablet, and so for
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  a second, I saw a beacon of light in our state. Bro with
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  this this headline, and it really kind of I took it personal, Bro,
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  I took it really personal. Bro. And Yo, so there's this
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  USC student who who recently they were breaking into his car. It was like
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  a tweaker trying to break into his car, and he stopped the tweaker put
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  this fool active violet. So this foe got into it with him and he
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  killed him, like in the fight or amidst of all that in self defense.
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  USC he's a us ST. Yeah, so they were they were gonna
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  give him some time, right, and then people were just like, what
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  the fuck this This is a person that is working on becoming a better person
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  in society, but we're gonna protect the piece of ship that's not paying taxes
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  and stealing stealing from somebody's car. For a second, I was like,
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  man, this is really gonna make my blood boil. But I'm gonna just
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  wait till uh, you know, till till the till the headline is over.
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  But justice will serve today and all charges got dismissed, and I wanted
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  to give a round up applause for that gentleman who can continue and and make
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  a better society for tomorrow. Bro standing around at this point at this time,
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  Yes, this is the one thing you he can get, Bro,
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  the one thank you something something right that got done, because I mean,
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  I'm sure there was some us he plugs that were just like, listen,
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  you can't do this. You can't do this dude in Texas. Yeah,
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  yeah, for real, all the investors like Tom Hanks, my boy,
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  that I don't forget dude. No, Texas, Texas is a standard ground
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  state. So that's not an issue at all. That's exactly what I'm saying
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  it. Don't get me wrong, bro, There's a lot of crazy shit
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  that's going on, bro, where I'm like, man like, if you're
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  really on your peripherals, bro, and somebody's coming at you sideways, bro,
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  you could get away to catching a body and then tease somebody a very
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  very important lesson, bro. So in Texas, it's not just like it's
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  okay. So two very quick stories. One time I went on somebody's property
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  to do pest control that had the gate shut, and I was supposed to
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  call them while I was on my way, but it was like first thing
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  in the morning. I was tired of shit, and I just didn't do
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  it. You know, I just said, fuck it. I get on
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  this guy's property, I see him come out cock a shotgun tells me to
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  get out, And the only thing that kind of kept me cool was just
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  thinking, like, all right, this dude's obviously weird about people being on
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  his property. He doesn't want the police to like come here and like get
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  even more in his business. So I have a chance to like explain myself.
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  And sure enough, I was like, hey, man, I'm with
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  such and such pest control company, Like I can, I can show you
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  that you're scheduled. He's like, God, damn it, you're supposed to
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  call, you know. So there is that confidence that people aren't, you
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  know, in most cases just rooting to and you know, looking for an
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  opportunity to go go to town. But my friend Robert that was allowed to
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  ship, I feel like he turned it off. He did noz Well,
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  you fucking jerk. I heard that. I was like, God, that
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  caught me up. That shit made me jump Texas. And you know,
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  he fucking gets like the real, like the real bullet sound that got recorded
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  for film, not the little AI one, because he's such a fucking film
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  buff thing. He's like, no, no, yeah, fucking fucking jerk.
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  Damn that appears my fucking heart did this all this sudden? God damn,
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  I didn't do that to me. But I was just like that one
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  was awfully louder than the regular bullets out. Huh but uh, what do
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  you call it? Uh No, but my my my friend back in Austin,
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  he had like a food truck business, and uh, I was picking
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  up supplies from one of his his storage units and his homeless dude was just
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  like at them for some change. He's like, sorry, man, I
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  don't have any change. I'm in a hurry. So dude pulls a knife
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  on him, and the homie just goes spider Man. He told me because
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  he called me. He called me right after he killed this guy. He
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  called me. He was like, hey, rock, I might be going
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  to prison for a while or running away to Morocco. And he was like,
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  but I just want to Like so that was the real call. That
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  was the context of the call. Yeah, so he still had some humor.
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  He's like, or running away to Morocco. I think he was serious.
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  Oh shit, I don't think he's autistic, but I don't think he's
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  far off. But like, yeah, so he uh you know, he
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  called me. He called me as soon as it happened. But uh,
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  anyway, he told me later whenever everything got dropped, he was like,
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  all I thought was what would Chuck Norris do. And so he charged this
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  dude who had the knife, turned the blade on him and stabbed him in
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  the heart like intentionally. Damn. This dude's like, we'll take how Spider
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  Man killed fucking Green golblin. This dude is this dude is Walter Helity or
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  some shit? Huh? He did like some military on him. Well,
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  he turned it around and was like it's no, no, the best way
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  to that I can equate this guy. He's like Walter White, Like he
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  dresses like Walter White. This is my homie. Yeah, this is this
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  has actually happened in Texas. If it was like sometimes you gotta pop on
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  his show. Well but but but like yeah, homie. Robert was like
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  very what do you call it? Like he was uh like graduated from like
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  culinary school and worked at a bunch of these like nice places. Is like
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  a siouxs chef, like very talented when kings cooking, Like yeah, just
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  wild, wild ass life this dude has had. But he would just like
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  he wasn't like bipolar as far as I know, but he had a switch,
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  damn. And I mean that's not that's the craziest thing he's done.
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  But like that's the thing you got to worry about some people, bro.
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  Some of the people like it's the quiet motherfuckers. And it's not because they're
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  quiet or shy, it's their fifty one fifty bro. A lot of a
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  lot of times, bro, these fools have like a war going on in
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  their head, and like the average person went on understanding. But it's like
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  the best thing you could do with fools like that is just be their homies,
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  if like they're allow you to be their homies, because like that's really
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  what a lot of foods and fools need. Yeah, well I was.
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  He was one of my best friends for the longest time. You know,
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  we just pretty much haven't lived near each other, had much reason to communicate.
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  And trust me, you want to be the guy that the kid before
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  he goes to school tax like, don't come to school today, bro.
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  If you get that message, bro, like you're like, damn bro.
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  Like I was friends with those kids. They never shot up the school,
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  but they all I was like, yeah, police terified, no, no,
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  no no. But they all had like trench coats. One of them
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  had like red dyed hair. They all wore like kick where like the fucking
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  knock that, yeah, because I graded. I graduated in two thousand and
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  four, so it was like you know, early two thousands. But they
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  were all like big into anime, fucking big into guns, like collective guns.
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  We're in Texas, so like they literally had like I learned how to
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  shoot like a Colt forty five in high school. Damn. But like,
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  like, dude, but by the good thing was is I went to like
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  a school where there really wasn't any bullies like you know in Austin. Like
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  it was a pretty chill school, like you had your different divisions, but
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  like bully was your dad start crying? But yeah, dude, I like
• 20:33
  looking back on it now, I'm like, damn, I would have been.
• 20:34
  Okay, that fool that they were talking about that you guys were talking
• 20:38
  about in the USC. Uh they said a lot of the thing that got
• 20:42
  him through was that fool. Uh what is his self defense? Yeah,
• 20:48
  bro, Well he was in fear of his life. I don't know if
• 20:51
  that fool said he had a gun or something, but he had a knife.
• 20:55
  Yeah, he had something. So as long as he had something that
• 20:56
  had him in fear and where he was in the situation, He's all then
• 21:02
  Yeah, they're not gonna fucking go with this homeless guy. The jury whatever,
• 21:07
  They're not gonna be like, yeah, fucking it was this kid's fault.
• 21:11
  This was trying to go to school. He's building some ship. He's
• 21:15
  no, he did not have any intent of killing some bumb on purpose.
• 21:19
  You know, like like this is what happened. So they're like, yeah,
• 21:23
  the whole gist of it. When he's done for he's like he's probably
• 21:27
  imagine if you're a college student thought food tosks me, you're bad put you
• 21:33
  know what I mean? Like, what the is this? You're gonna cut
• 21:37
  this? Like oh know what I'm saying, Like like you're like, fuck
• 21:38
  man, because magic they were just fighting, right, and then this fool
• 21:41
  because it's a tweaker food. So he's mount nursed and ship, so imagine
• 21:45
  that's what That's a fucking good one, right, and this he hits the
• 21:48
  floor. He's dead, and you're like, oh fuck. And then you're
• 21:51
  like just to say this is a law student, he's like fun again,
• 21:56
  I would just fucking grabbing that fool's hands and just be like this, you
• 21:59
  know what I mean, I'd be like and it's excited about that fucking just
• 22:00
  stab myself and be like, yeah, yourself the hand real quick, bro,
• 22:06
  Like if you see if you're gonna be looking at some time, funk
• 22:07
  that, bro, I'm not gonna go to jail or something. Bump,
• 22:11
  Yeah that's yeah, Like that's Tommy. You ever been you ever been like
• 22:15
  you ever had a gun point that? Yeah? Well, well I know,
• 22:23
  I'm just saying that. I guess two of us have We used to.
• 22:27
  We used to because we used to paint. We used to paint and
• 22:30
  ship and fucking it was me and my cousin and we were we we were
• 22:34
  fucking over here in l A, East l A. We pulled over because
• 22:40
  the car was fucking running out of gas. Who were like, fuck,
• 22:42
  we totally forgot we needed gas. So we pulled into a gas station and
• 22:47
  we barely made it into the gas station food and we're putting gas. And
• 22:51
  when we came out, a fucking taxi cab rolled in broom all crazy fast.
• 22:56
  We're like, man, the fuck this taxi is all crazy and it
• 22:59
  was some Toto food inside and those fuls all put ski masks on and they
• 23:03
  went inside to rob the liquor store. And we were right there fucking pumping
• 23:06
  gas. We're like, what the fuck. So my homie'es like, oh,
• 23:10
  what the fuck do we do? So we fucking uh, you know,
• 23:12
  fucking put the pump back shop and some fool's like, oh fuck,
• 23:17
  there's some fools right here. And those fools rolled up on us, Hey
• 23:21
  what the fuck you guys got, and we're like nothing, you know,
• 23:23
  like, let me see. They looked inside their car and they fucking they
• 23:26
  got they just had. We just had empty bags with empty cans of paint.
• 23:30
  We're like, just take all the paint, dogging. They're like,
• 23:32
  he's like, give me this fucking paint. But yeah, those fools and
• 23:36
  the other food was in the car all like what's up with the guys?
• 23:38
  And we're like, fuck, they fucking took all that ship. And then
• 23:41
  we got in the car and we took off, and then those fools were
• 23:45
  like, fuck these suits gave us empty ass cans. Fuck these fools,
• 23:48
  and they fucking started chasing us dog on a freeway, and we didn't pump
• 23:52
  gas because because all this shit happened, and fucking we were on a freeway
• 23:59
  like fuck, Dog, we're gonna run out of gas, and those fools
• 24:00
  were fucking like following us and we're like, fuck dog, and we ended
• 24:07
  up. They just got like We're like, we're not gonna chase some moneymore.
• 24:10
  But Doug, that ship was like some intense ship running out of gas
• 24:12
  and all these fools were guns. We just tricked with fucking paint, you
• 24:17
  know, and they're like, fuck, we just fucked up. But they
• 24:19
  ended up stopped, you know, they went out of the way, and
• 24:22
  we just were like, whatever accident got them, got fucking gas. People
• 24:26
  in the that's on some random ship. People in the chat room saying what
• 24:30
  movie is that from Tommy? Yeah? That and then and small fucking world,
• 24:40
  like later on like robbing, like months later with the homie we're chilling
• 24:45
  out one like one of the homies homies. He was talking about that ship
• 24:49
  and he's like, yeah, Dog, like fucking my my uncle's And then
• 24:53
  they got busted. Those fools were rolling around in a taxi, fucking robbing
• 24:57
  fools and robbing gas station. We're like, fucking Jaxi. They're like,
• 25:03
  motherfucker, that was fucking we were. We fucking those fools. We gave
• 25:07
  them our fucking empty cans and they chased us. It was just a fucking
• 25:11
  random story, but small world story. You ever have a small you ever
• 25:15
  have a fucking small world story? I mean I can't think of where you're
• 25:18
  Like, what the fuck where you'll be? You'd be like damn you fucking
• 25:22
  you know, just on some you see some food at a random mass spot,
• 25:26
  like oh that's I mean, not like small world story, but like
• 25:30
  you know from like running away folks, Like I remember, like you run
• 25:33
  away, No, like no, not running away, but like I say,
• 25:36
  running away from like a situation of dager, like like when you run
• 25:38
  away from home. I was like away, so like you know, like
• 25:45
  that running for your life. Well you know when you see like a bunch
• 25:48
  of trolls just throw down and you're just like that somebody's about start shooting,
• 25:52
  like you talk about rumbo. Like I remember, usually I would be the
• 25:56
  slowest one in my friends. That day I smoked everybody. Dog, yeahsh
• 26:02
  the foods are just like what the fuck? Yeah? I was not dying
• 26:06
  dogs with the jets on us today. Dog. I mean that's how it
• 26:10
  is, bro, you know what I mean, you have to fucking you
• 26:11
  know sometimes you got to turn on the jets. Well, you grew up
• 26:14
  in South Central No it's a whole different breed of motherfuckers in South Central Dog
• 26:19
  for anybody out there that doesn't know South Central fools. But it's like like
• 26:25
  where it's random. It's like, my I got a homie did I work
• 26:29
  with? And he fucking I was. He's like he got late to work
• 26:33
  and he's like, fuck dog, He's all mad. He's I have to
• 26:36
  fucking kick some food in a chest right now. He tried to take it,
• 26:40
  take my fucking scooter from me. We're like, damn, what the
• 26:42
  fuck. He's like, yeah, dog, I see him all the time
• 26:45
  too, and I he fucking see me here and he got me and he
• 26:48
  fucking but I had to. I kicked him in a chest and I fucking
• 26:49
  took off and I'm here, but I have to be fucking a little lake
• 26:53
  because I missed the bus. We're like, fuck, well, this fool
• 26:56
  fucking A month later, ghost, he fucking they end up jacking him for
• 27:03
  the fucking scooter dog, but beating them up, and he woke up in
• 27:06
  the hospital, damn. And he came back and he's just on some normal
• 27:11
  ship and then it's just he's just like yeah, dog. He was like
• 27:14
  like whatever to him, like that that happened. He's like yeah, dog,
• 27:17
  He's like I'll get another fucking scooter or whatever. And he's like,
• 27:18
  yeah, fool one time when he'll start telling stories of being young, and
• 27:22
  I'm like, damn dog, Like south Central, you've got to be tough,
• 27:26
  homie. Like, I don't mean if it's everyone out there, but
• 27:32
  a lot of motherfuckers out there who had it rough, look for you.
• 27:33
  Food's just it just becomes street smart. Bro. It's different because it's like
• 27:38
  it's kind of like in very in a lot of condensed city areas, Bro,
• 27:41
  Like the more condensed it is, or the more urban living there is,
• 27:45
  or hoods there is, bro, Like that means the more gang territorys
• 27:48
  there is. So it's very much like if there's a different hood on every
• 27:52
  block, Broll, you kind of learn have you have to learn how to
• 27:53
  navigate around that ship, Bro, you have to learn how to avoid certain
• 27:56
  things. Even if you're not in that life, you still pick up a
• 27:59
  bunch of ship. Yeah that's what people just super close to each other and
• 28:03
  crowded ship. Then also to like walking to school and stuff. You also
• 28:07
  learned and not every food that's in that life are like they're not all bad
• 28:11
  foods. You know, some foods are just like hey, man, like
• 28:14
  maybe he was born into that ship, because there was a lot of times
• 28:15
  where I'm just like, funk, I thought these fools were gonna like beat
• 28:18
  me up or jack me or ship like that, and just like that's just
• 28:21
  a kid out of school fool, you know what I mean, Like yeah,
• 28:23
  or just like what the fuck, like we're out here banging. Just
• 28:26
  let that food go back home, you know, yeah, yeah, you
• 28:29
  see a bunch of dumb ship. But then again, I feel like if
• 28:32
  you were if you're gonna like if you're growing up during that era, bro,
• 28:34
  like, if you you know what not to look like, bro like
• 28:37
  foods that we're going to school with shaved heads, you know, they were
• 28:41
  gonna hit you up, bro, like you have but you have a good
• 28:45
  Yeah you have a good set of hair at that fucking time, you can
• 28:48
  go get a haircut and you was fucking jail like everybody else. And then
• 28:55
  fools get mad and they're like, you know what I mean, it's just
• 28:59
  like, well what you look like? The other game members dog like like
• 29:03
  like what the fuck? Why do you show up in Corteses in a Dodger
• 29:07
  jersey because you're any because you're an n By Writers fan, just fucking buy
• 29:12
  the album Be Dumb Ship, you know what I mean, putting yourself in
• 29:15
  fucking danger. But then there's fools that they were. They're born into that
• 29:19
  ship, their fucking grandpas from the hood, their dad, their mom,
• 29:23
  you know, and it's like brothers and she's like, hey, fools,
• 29:26
  you know what. Fools like that food. They live in environments. Remember
• 29:30
  like that scene in Training Day funds will close the door. Remember that scene,
• 29:34
  Like in that and that whole family is yeah, but like everybody's like
• 29:38
  there that those are those kinds of families, Dog, where it's just like
• 29:41
  those fools are born into that cousin and it's like it's like a and in
• 29:48
  all the homies done. Yeah, like they grow up in that fucking environment,
• 29:51
  like there'd be some little badass fools, Dog, just like when their
• 29:55
  kids just doing ship like the most just jacking ship. Fool. The homie
• 29:59
  was telling me, he's like, damn, dog, the homie son,
• 30:02
  he's all he's a good kid and he's all, but you could tell who's
• 30:04
  a little He's gonna be a little j fool. He's like that food likes
• 30:07
  like the shorts with the end he wears, the socks all high and he's
• 30:11
  all who have He's all who have crocs. He's all who have like crocs
• 30:15
  food, but the socks all the way up high, his shorts all long.
• 30:19
  Okay, look if your white T shirt. He's like, but if
• 30:22
  who buys him the ship? Yeah? Exactly, you know what to say.
• 30:26
  That's not like he just fucking has his own money. If you're bound,
• 30:29
  if you're buying your kid crocks and and he's dressing up like this when
• 30:33
  you're just preparing him to be comfortable wearing prison shoes because that's what they wear
• 30:37
  in prison. They give them crocs. Straight up, they give them crocs.
• 30:40
  Bro. Look it up, bro, what prison shoes are? They
• 30:44
  look just like fucking cross. But he's like, because I told him what
• 30:48
  the full? Who buys him? He's like, well, they buy him
• 30:51
  ship because he does good in school and he's really he's like a good kid,
• 30:55
  you know, just like g ship. But I'm like, man,
• 30:59
  well fuck, it's a it's a whole different ship. It's a whole different
• 31:03
  pedal. Yeah, look like Sammy say the family picture of always little cousins.
• 31:07
  All those fools dogs just can't wait to just be doing all this.
• 31:11
  It's just just, bro, It's like Severn, single person not throwing up
• 31:17
  his sign. Yeah. Those are those are those are the those are the
• 31:18
  person of crocs. Yeah. Imagine fools are in prison walking around with little
• 31:22
  widgets on them. They got a little knife, a little a little a
• 31:30
  little rahmen, a little little up, a fucking little fucking slim gym Yeah,
• 31:37
  a little cheetoret, little soap, little Manni's a little thing of Mannie's
• 31:44
  handcuffs. Yeah, Bro, a little bag not gonna figure out to make
• 31:49
  widgets. Prison edition would be sick. They have they've seen they have those
• 31:53
  packs out there. Yeah, not for fucking not for nothing. Though,
• 32:00
  those fools are creative as fun. That's a good one to make, you
• 32:06
  know. I think I think that Hammy said he was making candles in there,
• 32:10
  and you know, you know, you know what what that's the there's
• 32:16
  a reason a lot of fools developed or like they find consciousness in there.
• 32:21
  Like it's not because they're locked up. I honestly think that the whole isolation
• 32:23
  away from society and mainstream media Sami, Yeah, what is what is it.
• 32:32
  So you know, like I feel like the mainstream like the mainstream media
• 32:36
  and stuff like that and you and when you get locked up, you you
• 32:38
  separate yourself from all that stuff. I feel that you come back to be
• 32:44
  thinking a lot purely. Bro. You just really know, you get to
• 32:46
  know yourself. You're very conscious. Foods are in there, like like reading,
• 32:51
  like working. Now you're you're very you're depriving yourself about the minimum and
• 32:53
  ship like that. So I feel like you come out very pure. And
• 32:55
  a lot of fools are they developed their talents, Like they know how to
• 32:59
  write, they know how to draw, they don't how to do all this
• 33:00
  ship when they're in prison. And I'm like, how come you fools weren't
• 33:02
  doing that ship when you were outside. You were here just gang manning and
• 33:07
  doing all this ship. But I'm like I would I would have really tried
• 33:09
  hard to be an artist like Bob remember from Obamba, Like like I honestly
• 33:14
  felt bad food for that food dog because it's all that food on it was
• 33:17
  a little support dog. He's like, I worked hard for this mone he
• 33:21
  remember. Yeah, I mean he was a scumbag though, But it'll get
• 33:23
  me wrong after you know what he did some rich girl dog. Yeah,
• 33:27
  but then damn remember he was he will get all fucked up. He beat
• 33:30
  her up. Yeah, he he'll fuck her up in the room. Huh
• 33:34
  yeah. Remember now he beat her up and and he'd fucking remember he that's
• 33:37
  when she fucking that she was pregnant and he came in there and he took
• 33:39
  off her shirt. What the fuck? Yeah, Oh that's true. Its
• 33:43
  going to be. Yeah, I fucked that for huh. Yeah, that's
• 33:45
  true. But I felt bad in the aspect where I remember how he kind
• 33:47
  of had those aspirations, but he knew he wasn't ship like he wanted to
• 33:51
  be, Like he got the Woody. He wasn't there. Yeah, straight
• 33:55
  up for whatever reason. That's some crazy ship. Bro. We grew up
• 33:59
  with fucking trauma. Have you ever taken a traumatiz richie? What do you
• 34:01
  take today? Traumatist? They have abs for a dog. So that little
• 34:06
  app with a little picture and there's like a peng wait something, but it
• 34:09
  comes up. I dono but lit quick trial. You know, I don't
• 34:15
  even want to know the answer. What the rocket it says? I don't
• 34:19
  come cry, don't cry, don't cry. Look, I downloaded it but
• 34:23
  I haven't. I haven't done it because like fuck, I'm like, damn,
• 34:27
  you know you got trauma just by not just by that, it's you
• 34:31
  already know it's trauma right there. Now, it's what you gonna do with
• 34:36
  it. Start crying, You're right this ship, like you start sucking,
• 34:43
  crying, like, start sucking, letting it all loudy, talking about the
• 34:47
  last time you cried. Tell me ship all the time, yeah, cry
• 34:52
  from all them. The time. I'll be driving in traffic, I'll start
• 34:55
  fucking thinking about ship. I'll be like damn, and you know you start
• 35:00
  crying randomly in traffic. No, I'll just think of some ship, and
• 35:04
  I'll be like, fuck like on some just so some funny ship, and
• 35:08
  then I'll be like damn, you know or whatever. Sometimes I'll cry from
• 35:12
  happy from being happy, like hell yeah, well little milestones from my kids
• 35:15
  and ship, okay, But crying from happiness and crying from actually like being
• 35:20
  like being a like be like being a like saddest two different times, Yeah,
• 35:25
  being sad, because crying from saddest is dry, Like what's the last
• 35:30
  time, horrible, what's the last time you cried from pain? Like physically
• 35:35
  like yeah, you're like, oh fuck, hmm, that's a good one.
• 35:39
  I mean I remember one of the times was in my ear drum erupted.
• 35:43
  Oh fuck, I fucking cry. Yeah, that was pretty bad.
• 35:45
  You. When's the last time you cried from painful like actual physical pain?
• 35:49
  Yea, like something hurt. Yeah, yeah, I stub my toe.
• 35:52
  Ah, I don't know, no, no, the peaky brood huh no,
• 35:58
  it wasn't. But but the fucking you know how, like you know
• 36:02
  how, you know how how some skins fucking like it's ripped off and ship
• 36:06
  and then it's just like, well, I mean, like did you cry?
• 36:12
  It was like, you know how are you pulling out something like that?
• 36:15
  Yeah? Like you did the don't mess with Texas just like there was
• 36:20
  just one thing, just one okay. But I didn't. I didn't.
• 36:23
  I didn't just go hit Yeah, Like I didn't start crying like that bro
• 36:30
  like ship sucking. It was like a little Native American tear, like look
• 36:32
  what you did to my ship? But you know me, fucking the last
• 36:38
  time I cried from pain, I was getting a root canal. You cried
• 36:43
  at the DENTISTO. Look I'm fucking right there, really sad and They're like,
• 36:50
  they're like fucking with my mouth and ship, and then they start drilling
• 36:53
  on me and I'm like, oh, ship, what the fuck. I'm
• 36:57
  like, hey, I can feel at your big time and you and I'm
• 37:00
  oh. I was like, oh fuck, And I told him a two
• 37:05
  and then I was like, hey, I feel all that ship. And
• 37:08
  then the ladies, oh, he's talking normal. And then on the side
• 37:13
  was the fucking three fucking injections they have to give me to numb my ship.
• 37:17
  And I was like oh, and they're like, all right, sit
• 37:20
  back. They fucking wipe me down there you all right? I'm like,
• 37:23
  fuck, dog, and my ship was Yeah, that sound that ship was
• 37:29
  the worst fucking pain ever. Dog. Sometimes, Bro, you have to
• 37:31
  spend that money. You have to spend that extra money bro for them to
• 37:35
  for them to like numb you. Bro, Like when I go to the
• 37:37
  dentist, they give me value them. There are five shots of those,
• 37:40
  bro. Because my nerves will not let me calm down. And then if
• 37:44
  I'm like if I STI because I'll let I'll be a little bit there,
• 37:45
  that would be like do you still feel it? I'm like, oh no,
• 37:49
  I was calm the whole time. I was like, yeah, because
• 37:52
  I don't get like that. And fuck when they when they did it,
• 37:57
  I was like, oh fuck that sounds That's the only time when I was
• 38:00
  like Damn, that shit fucking made me cry home boy, Like, damn,
• 38:06
  Exaber's in the chat he has a song request man, pay chats Examer,
• 38:10
  Well he better hit the paypalfo. We have to be here. Yes,
• 38:15
  yeah, hit the super chest and that's just going straight to me.
• 38:19
  Yeah, straight up, bro hey Tommy. Yeah, by the way,
• 38:22
  Apple pay me right now and requests a song on the online just like a
• 38:27
  juke box. Yeah. By the way, though, let me remind you
• 38:30
  guys, there is two raffles going on. People join the Patreon, you
• 38:34
  get hooked up twice as much. We're giving away not just fucking not just
• 38:37
  one, We're giving away two pro pens uh on the Patreon. So all
• 38:40
  you gotta do is comment on the episode. Just comment on the episode on
• 38:45
  the post right there. Also, if you want to win win one on
• 38:49
  the regular chat, which is on YouTube, all you gotta do is super
• 38:52
  chat us and what do you do with that? You just hit the PayPal
• 38:54
  link and then we'll be reading it right now. I actually see a couple
• 38:58
  of them already that I've been coming and also so too. If you go
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  to Flavors by Zone dot com and get yourself any hat during the whole show
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  out hour, including the mix, you will be getting hooked up with a
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  a very good gift. You don't want to fucking miss out on that.
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  Trust me, you do not want to miss out. There's a lot of
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  com. Let me go ahead and start reading some of the super chats before
• 39:28
  we get carried away. Next one, I mean a damn first one.
• 39:32
  Next one. This first one says comes from him Costro. I'm going to
• 39:37
  Puerto Rico with my lady. Any advice for taking a discpo card and my
• 39:42
  carry on? To be honest, bro, take it out the packaging.
• 39:47
  Uh, put it where your toilet teers at, like toileteers things are at,
• 39:51
  you know, or like your your grandma's and stuff. But honestly,
• 39:54
  just put it in your check in food that would be the best thing.
• 39:57
  Put it in your check in or put it in your girls makeups off.
• 40:00
  They might think it's a vibrator, so's you'll be you'll be good, bro,
• 40:02
  and like straight up to it with your ship, did you or if
• 40:06
  your girl has lipsticks or whatever, Yeah, throw cosmetics legal. Tom gonna
• 40:12
  be to say they don't check you when you Yeah, no, it's the
• 40:15
  actual us trit. I was gonna say, so, yeah, just keep
• 40:16
  it in your carry on. You could take a jar with weed your fucking
• 40:21
  luggage and throw it into them. They're not tripping. I keep it in
• 40:23
  my backpack and then the worst comes, the worst, the worst, I'll
• 40:28
  just take the jar out. Now. Hell no, I'm talking about this
• 40:31
  is the truth. But I was just gonna say, I fly to Austin
• 40:35
  with I went to Texas with weed, and they were like they trip on
• 40:37
  the checked out stick stickers stacks of stickers, and then I had the jar.
• 40:45
  But and then they opened like they're gonna trip on the weed, like
• 40:50
  Jeff and said, they just opened it and it was a just flew out
• 40:52
  a bag of stickers and they're like, oh okay, and then they just
• 40:57
  proves it back up I was like, damn they weed well well, Lax
• 41:00
  Jeffy's right. Lax has a cannabis policy on their website. They say you
• 41:05
  can take up to twenty eight point five grams of flower and eight grams of
• 41:07
  extracts. You can leave with it. Like problem, So as long as
• 41:12
  you now. If you land in another stay and they catch you, that's
• 41:15
  your fucking but like, how often are you getting checked when you get off
• 41:16
  a plane? Hey, bro, look man, they're not, honestly,
• 41:19
  brother, they have some family that works at the airport and a bunch of
• 41:22
  friends. And let me tell you, dog, it's not as how you
• 41:24
  might think, Bro, Like just there's tsa being paid off just to let
• 41:28
  them with know what celebrities are landing. You think they're not getting paid off
• 41:30
  to fucking look the other way? Yeah? You know what I mean?
• 41:34
  Come on, dog, next one Jamie Costro once again, he says,
• 41:38
  uh, double trouble, because why not we don't smoke the same as the
• 41:43
  best podcast out there? Thank you, dog. Who else shows up shows
• 41:46
  love to the fans the way like E Zone does? Nobody pay your respect
• 41:51
  foods. Thank you for your superchat. Hey, appreciate you for that double
• 41:53
  Superchat, Dog, thank you so much here, how you didn't mention an
• 41:57
  xaber. Let's give him run of applause for that, damn. Next one,
• 42:06
  Nick, that's a double trouble well because he did two doughnuts this one.
• 42:14
  Yeah. Oh yeah, I don't want to show it up here because
• 42:15
  I'm patting this. I made this thing food I swear dog later. Oh
• 42:22
  yeah, it's like this though, but yeah, I'm just waiting for the
• 42:27
  paperwork. Yeah, because it's a new thing we worked out with the homie.
• 42:31
  Uh. Next one, Nick Aguilar, Why does Tommy hate us?
• 42:38
  Damn? Why do you hate them? Tommy? Tommy? What the is
• 42:43
  it? The little homies that played guitar and ship? I don't know who
• 42:46
  it is, but I don't hate you guys. Don't hit nobody talk.
• 42:49
  Come out Nick, super chat and explain yourself. Yeah you have. Hey,
• 42:52
  Tommy, you ever had some serious beef with somebody? Yeah, just
• 42:58
  not like personal one time a little bit, yeah, okay, what's what's
• 43:01
  a little bit on some fucking ex boyfriend type shit? New boyfriend had a
• 43:07
  new boyfriend ship? Fucking Yeah. One time some fool was like motherfucker.
• 43:13
  One time I was in traffic pool I was just chilling, and okay,
• 43:15
  is here your lady current ladies boyfriend back years ago years fucking ten face of
• 43:22
  Tommy is like ten years ago, fucking fifteen yearsgo whatever. No, like
• 43:25
  ten years ago, twenty years ago. I was in traffic, dog,
• 43:29
  and I was fucking talking to my homie, and then you just hear some
• 43:31
  fool screaming, and I was like, what the fuck? I looking at
• 43:36
  some food, Like I rode down my window and he's like, hey,
• 43:38
  motherfucker, and it was my girls left, my ex chick from back back
• 43:44
  in the day's new boyfriend. Damn. He was just like you you fucking
• 43:47
  I was like, hey, dog, why was he trying to fight you?
• 43:50
  What did you have to prove boning? His ladies thought that I was
• 43:53
  boning her while he was being with her. Oh I didn't know. I
• 43:58
  was like, nah, I'm like, like that shit did not happen,
• 44:01
  motherfucking Plus that's fucking years ago. Plus chill with that fucking ship. It
• 44:07
  was just I was just tripping homies out. Damn that motherfucker. It was
• 44:10
  mad. It was we're in traffic, great ship, just random ship.
• 44:16
  But other than that, no, no beef. There was a like a
• 44:22
  just back in the day, the little graffiti beef, but nothing we're personal
• 44:25
  fucking want nothing like that. Never beef. Okay, it's on site on
• 44:30
  a motherfucking playground, thing like that. Never, That's it's cool. I've
• 44:34
  always been just it's cool to live a life like that. Bro. A
• 44:37
  lot of foods will be like, oh you we never had no stre hey,
• 44:39
  bro. Listen. Adversity is not something that you look that you look
• 44:43
  for, bro, not at all. Yeah, like you like, it
• 44:45
  was just cool, like that ship is not a stride of I was like,
• 44:49
  like, you know, like a stride of fucking joy. There's something
• 44:52
  that like it's an obstacle should happen. It's a growing fucking pain. Like
• 44:57
  something about me is a I don't know. I just always been and like
• 45:00
  I could say, like I was cool with everybody, Like when I was
• 45:02
  in Ridge Christ I was cool with just with everyone, fool. I had
• 45:07
  homies from every you know, fools have groups and ship like I was cool
• 45:10
  with everybody. Dog, I didn't give like Malcolm in the Middle. Yeah,
• 45:15
  everyone knew me and everyone you know they were they were cool. It
• 45:19
  was cool. And till this day when I go back foods like, what's
• 45:21
  up? Dog? Like some random food and that's what that's a homie.
• 45:24
  What's up? Was anybody here? Malcolm? Everybody here watched Malcolm in the
• 45:29
  Middle. Yeah, that ship was a good as show, great show watching
• 45:32
  me. I didn't really really Yeah, well yeah, are you thirty nine?
• 45:37
  Okay, you were a little bit late to the party on that one.
• 45:38
  We're not late, but you already passed the party. No, I
• 45:42
  just didn't wantch to. That ship was around. Yeah, it was fuck
• 45:46
  you rock fuck you. Yeah. But yeah, that ship was a crazy
• 45:51
  show, bro. I was just thinking about it. I'm like, man
• 45:52
  like crazy. How that mom was huh oh yeah, they made her watch
• 45:58
  she was a crazy ass bitch dog that her Like. Some of those scenes
• 46:00
  gave me anxiety. I always thought, how I was gonna kill her?
• 46:04
  She had to be crazy. Look at the kids that they produced, Francis,
• 46:07
  all of them, even the little baby at the end, crazy little
• 46:10
  dude. Do we no the one he wasn't a baby? Oh yeah,
• 46:15
  that's true. They had an extra baby, right, they had a little
• 46:19
  baby. That shit was fucked up, bro. Then I remember they made
• 46:21
  fucking Malcolm sleep outside and ship like that, that they were white trash.
• 46:24
  He made himself sleep outside. Yeah, he was very woke this food.
• 46:30
  Hey would you say that was like a white trash family? No, Hey,
• 46:34
  did you ever hear? No? I was just thinking about this like
• 46:37
  Roseanne, Remember Roseanne. I was like a lot of foods like Roseanne,
• 46:40
  because Roseanne was kind of like just like a normal fucking household. And it
• 46:45
  was like they didn't have a nice ass, fucking crazy fucking home. And
• 46:52
  people fucking like related to that ship at least to be like, oh,
• 46:54
  that was like my neighbor. That was like my cousin or my uncle,
• 46:59
  you know, relatable to that ship. And they they weren't right trash,
• 47:04
  but they were just not rich white people, you know. They were just
• 47:07
  regular people. John Goodman, that kind of looks like, hey, well,
• 47:15
  one thing I heard about that man, John Goodman the whole fucking that
• 47:21
  show. He was always drunk because he had like a stage fright kind of
• 47:27
  and he would and he got used to always being drunk behind the camera,
• 47:30
  so he was always drunk, so he it was like fuck. He would
• 47:34
  be like, no, I have to drink to be able to perform the
• 47:37
  same because he's been doing it for so long. And he would be always
• 47:40
  drunk. And if you notice the show, you see it and you're like,
• 47:44
  oh shit, that was kind of drunken mask. He's kind of drunk
• 47:47
  right there. But he's a fucking sick ass fo He's a beast. He's
• 47:52
  a good ass actor. I like the theme songs they like they would have
• 47:59
  for the classic shows, like cheesy, like ninety shows, Like what was
• 48:02
  the best theme song to you? Oh? Damn? I mean cheers?
• 48:07
  Cheers is a classic bad where everybody, Yeah, that's like a white guy
• 48:15
  classic you. It's a banger, like every white guy like that. Okay,
• 48:19
  Cheers, all right? What about you? Ray? I don't know,
• 48:22
  but Roseanne does come to mind as a badass intro. It's very country,
• 48:27
  very hard. Yeah, and in short, I mean I'm trying.
• 48:32
  It's hard. Have you heard it? No? Can you play it now?
• 48:37
  We'll get flagged? Damn it? Uh Tommy singing now just playing?
• 48:42
  What about you? Tommy? You have a favorite song that's like your intro
• 48:45
  sitcom? Sitcom? Oh, like the beginning of a song to a show.
• 48:52
  I don't know, Will Smith Fresh Prince, that's actually this is my
• 49:00
  love that like food, That's what I'm saying like, motherfucking people don't know
• 49:06
  the whole words to the national anthem. Oh but let fucking full house.
• 49:10
  Yeah, that one't sight. That's a Roseanne yeah, and then she laughs
• 49:15
  at the end. Sounds like it sounds like Valvenus coming to the fucking had
• 49:22
  some stripper music and the outskirts of Vegas. Hey, well, running that
• 49:25
  shit comes on. You already know what it is like if a stripper can
• 49:30
  stripped to Roseanne. Though. That's some skill, though, dog, that's
• 49:32
  like stripper. Yeah, that's that slow moving, fucking fucking over the top,
• 49:38
  fucking stallone backwards hat. Yeah. Fuck, I forget that the honestly,
• 49:45
  I'm gonna go with Saved by the Bell early in the morning, then
• 49:51
  trying to make it to the class ontown man, because you don't know the
• 49:59
  word. It was hard don actually, mar this is a fucking jam.
• 50:06
  Dog. Everyone know the words of Fresh Princil. Everyone does well, I
• 50:09
  mean, well, no, we'll give that one the most commercial success.
• 50:13
  But I was gonna say, also Disney cartoons in the early nineties later eighties,
• 50:19
  other fucking dark winged dug fucking No, that'sny tunes, Tommy, what
• 50:23
  are you Jesus Christ. That's not Disney. That fucking that's Loney Tunes,
• 50:28
  Warner Brothers. Yeah, no, Disney don't. But I'm saying is the
• 50:30
  Disney cartoons from nineteen eighties and like the late eighties, early nineties, they
• 50:34
  had like Gummy Bears, they had the Gargoyles Show, they had fucking Dark
• 50:37
  Wing Duck U, Chippendale Rescue Rangers. All these songs were like duck tails,
• 50:44
  Yeah, duck Tails, that fucking themes song. Like all these things
• 50:46
  are kind of tailored to be more like eighties pop songs. Those fucking bitch
• 50:51
  ass ducks were spulled as fuck this ship assholes, fucking ungrateful, swimming in
• 50:59
  money, that movie Sick of Ship. I know, yeah, that fool
• 51:00
  would jump into the fucking to pull coins. That hurt so bad. But
• 51:05
  it's just the fact real that it's just like nobody ever questioned where the fuck
• 51:08
  this Doug got his money? Bro, Like just a rich fucking there's rich
• 51:16
  ass motherfuckers out there that make it seem like he's kind of like an Indiana
• 51:20
  Jones ask like because he goes on adventures and ship, he's got his own
• 51:23
  personal pilot that can fly, Like uh yeah, He probably just from treasures,
• 51:29
  fool, and that's why he has all it's all gold. And somebody
• 51:30
  brought up the Love the Home Married with Children intro was classic. Fuck yeah,
• 51:37
  that was thought. That was fan, isn't it. That's a that's
• 51:42
  a Frank Sinatra song it Yeah. I always thought it was his custom made
• 51:45
  like like the like the home, like the Home alone. Fucking no,
• 51:47
  I think they just snack it on your knees. And tell me what about
• 51:51
  the Simpsons. That's like the animated. That's stuff that doesn't matter. That's
• 51:55
  still that's still I mean, that's still very class. And that's what do
• 51:59
  you call it? That one is Danny Elfan intro to a fucking show that
• 52:01
  you would watch when you were little, like a cartoon show. Yeah,
• 52:07
  oh my favorite one. Hey, what a wonderful time to play, to
• 52:13
  learn and watching sing and get along with each o the oh dude, somebody's
• 52:19
  right. I got to listen to your heart. This gonna come on.
• 52:21
  Nobody likes Arthur, Fuck you guys, bro Arthur was the ship island,
• 52:25
  Goligole Island. I remember that ship. I remember a fucky w fucking snitching
• 52:30
  ass bitch. Somebody just brought up a God damn it, where did it
• 52:34
  go? Seinfeld? It's only one instrument, bro, Okay, so fun
• 52:37
  fact, the guy that made the all the Seinfeld music is also the guy
• 52:42
  that did all the music for Doug. Yeah. Like I watched a little
• 52:45
  interview on it, and he was like, I just wanted to make like
• 52:47
  a whole soundtrack for something with no real instruments for the most part, Like
• 52:52
  I just wanted to do all noises with my mouth. Arnold had a pretty
• 52:55
  pretty dope six well six soundtrack. I have the record for from all the
• 53:00
  jazz that they played on that, and like like it's it's a very sick
• 53:04
  ass record, Like it's just a lot of good jazz. And they even
• 53:08
  have that, uh they have the Dino Spimoni songs, the Broke barrd Yeah
• 53:15
  yo, because that was all original ship bro man, I mean the man
• 53:20
  while some of those kids were getting dinner. Bro, we had the best
• 53:22
  childhood bro. Like, I mean it's funked up to say, but like
• 53:29
  records I have. I have my little record collection of different ship yeah,
• 53:32
  just different stuff because sometimes when I go to the Swami and stuff like that,
• 53:36
  I'll see certain stuff I collect a lot of Spanish like singing foods like
• 53:39
  I have whole sale hussey who you glassy as you know, some be sent
• 53:44
  their records like stuff that foods had to sing because that ship died. That's
• 53:47
  what I'm telling you should take your ship seriously, tell me because like you
• 53:51
  can if you started singing, fucking start singing or something like that, like
• 53:55
  you to start getting requests, that'll be a throwing you some pussy dog.
• 53:59
  What happened to Uh? Did anything ever happen with baby bash fuckings. I'll
• 54:05
  never fucking link the two and two together. I just uncovered I reached out
• 54:10
  to him, but you know what I'm saying, it was like I was
• 54:15
  high as a giraffe. But we're recording music. We're actually recording some of
• 54:19
  the songs that we did, like little parody songs of but I'm doing my
• 54:22
  own recording for just of music with some like that oldie song that I did.
• 54:30
  They're gonna get help the funk freaks. They're gonna help me with the
• 54:32
  beat and everything. Oh so that's sick. It's gonna be like oldies and
• 54:38
  and uh, we're gonna fucking it's my song. And then I'm just gonna
• 54:43
  be making songs like that, and then after like when I do shows,
• 54:47
  I'm gonna do like comedy, and then I'll come out and I'll do songs,
• 54:52
  requests and people. You know, just have fun with the audience and
• 54:54
  the people and just have a good time. But make music and sing my
• 54:59
  music and sing other music, you know, just fucking jam. Did you
• 55:04
  finish the Corrilla Tuba song? Yeah? I did, because we're gonna record
• 55:07
  it. Come on now, hit us with the fucking Corrilac a little with
• 55:10
  a little fucking snippet of fucking ah. Yeah, poor Las Vegas and Contrada
• 55:19
  to back, Eva, Cornel, Chug Night and noom BMW bro Dog Come
• 55:29
  on Dog. But you said you finished the Dog? No, Yeah,
• 55:31
  we we're gonna record the whole song. Okay, so it's not done yet,
• 55:37
  like you know, you didn't finish. No, I haven't recorded it,
• 55:39
  but we wrote it. We wrote it and we have the music and
• 55:44
  everything. We just haven't gotten into the studio too to record it. But
• 55:49
  we have the studio and everything to do it. It's just we're supposed to
• 55:53
  do it on Thursdays only, but every Thursday, like this Thursday, fucking
• 55:58
  Georges and uh, he went to New Jersey, so we didn't record.
• 56:04
  But next Thursday we're gonna record, and hopefully we'll get one or two songs,
• 56:08
  or you know, work on one song, or do you know,
• 56:12
  record at least one song. Was like the whole thing. Okay, we're
• 56:15
  doing tupac. We have Uh, let's do a bump together. Let me
• 56:23
  bone your tier. Let's let's do a bump together, Tommy the Sacks mind,
• 56:32
  let's do a bump together. Let's do a bump together, just you
• 56:44
  and me. Hey, fucking Tommy dog Man is just to fucking do this,
• 56:52
  not a way to make fucking blow. Yeah, yeah, just fucking
• 56:59
  do it. Those are just like funny fucking parody songs. You gotta make
• 57:02
  like a weird Al Yankovic album, a fucking something like that would be cool.
• 57:07
  Do a fucking whole album of weird like songs like that, yeah,
• 57:12
  and my own songs, and then uh, just do a fucking tour of
• 57:15
  the fucking coast, doing these fucking comedy jams with fucking ease one smoke sessions
• 57:22
  and comedy and music at these little choke fest or whatever, these festivals.
• 57:28
  You're gonna you're gonna do ah, you should do a remix to White Lines
• 57:32
  Do Do Do Do Dode, But that's already that. Don't you ever remix
• 57:37
  that rock? Then a beat out of that? Uh? I used to
• 57:39
  spin it in my sets when I was doing DJing and stuff, so I'd
• 57:44
  like, I don't remember what I'd mess it with, but yeah, like
• 57:46
  I used to have a lot of that old like sugar Hill gangs like stuff.
• 57:51
  Yeah, that was a you think when foods were rapping like that,
• 57:53
  liked, like when foods were rapping out that, you think that it was
• 57:57
  easy to them or it was hard to It was probably still really hard hard
• 58:00
  man. I mean, I don't know, but like this suit, like
• 58:04
  you think, like when foods are rapping like that, you think, like,
• 58:06
  I wonder because that does it like to like questions not that hard when
• 58:10
  they were just kicking it and like food. He's like, what's up the
• 58:16
  names? Coolgie? Yeah? Yeah like like that bro, like, hey,
• 58:22
  well yeah that movie them clear drink on that movie star Wars. What
• 58:29
  there's a movie called star Wars about like old graffiti riders in the eighties and
• 58:32
  ship and uh they have this one dude, he's chilling with them and then
• 58:37
  he starts rapping like that, he's just kicking it. Yeah, sick ass
• 58:42
  food comes out, hit hit him with the motherfucker. You know what I'm
• 58:45
  saying. Clothes, Yeah, dog, if you tell me, you know
• 58:50
  what we should do one day, documented, dog, we should go to
• 58:52
  the Thebody's score spots or like the food that where they do the San Pedro
• 58:57
  ports or wherever they move to, and we we roll around with Chito,
• 59:00
  right, and you just take requests like or not even request but like uh
• 59:05
  internando and be like I'm taking donations and we'll document it. Bro, We'll
• 59:09
  just blog that ship. But no. Yeah, And I'm sure some people
• 59:14
  will be like but you gotta learn that. You gotta tell them, be
• 59:16
  like I know these songs right here, Like what's good? Like the songs
• 59:21
  that you know food? Because like, do you know any song that's like
• 59:23
  for sure that you know all of it? Yeah? No, a bunch
• 59:27
  of songs all the way to the end, fool like the lyrics because like
• 59:31
  that's the one thing. It's not that comedy where you can check it up.
• 59:35
  Well, yeah, food, whole songs. Yeah, we're fucking jamming,
• 59:39
  Like what are you gonna what song. Are you gonna hit them with
• 59:42
  it? I ask you for a request that the mad co spot whatever.
• 59:46
  I don't know, whatever, what are they gonna request? If they get
• 59:50
  me with a fucking list, I'll hit them with the Cayo Blanco, I
• 59:52
  hit them with the fucking that also fucking Chalino. Fucking about all the fucking
• 1:00:02
  song? So which one? Which one? Have you not? When they
• 1:00:07
  can have your solease service? Can I then? Can me fuck us shill
• 1:00:15
  like that for? They tell me? Do you sing for your lady?
• 1:00:20
  No? Damn? It't all embarrassed? Oh does she know you can see?
• 1:00:28
  Yeah? Hell yeah, I mean I mean we like where I'm like,
• 1:00:30
  hey, let me dedicate this song to you, baby girl. I
• 1:00:34
  always sing at my house, but like to sing a song to my girl
• 1:00:37
  and be like, hey, I'm gonna sing you this song, like I
• 1:00:38
  know I'll get I get all weird food. Tell me have you have you
• 1:00:44
  married your lady? Like, like, are you guys married pretty much?
• 1:00:47
  Yeah? No? No, no, no the ring like a fucking church
• 1:00:51
  and all that not a church and not even legal? No, the I
• 1:00:55
  mean you guys have kids already? Yeah, honestly tell me, I think
• 1:01:00
  if you don't even try to get me to fucking have you minister if oh,
• 1:01:06
  I mean I could, I could marry you guys, because I'm a
• 1:01:07
  minister, So I mean I'll do it for free. Dog, just because
• 1:01:09
  you're the only so I can legally, I can legally marry sick ass fucking
• 1:01:15
  But what I was gonna say is like you can just and you can have
• 1:01:19
  a pretty cool wedding, bro, if you just and then you could just
• 1:01:21
  propose to your lady and you can sing. Dog, Well that's for proposing
• 1:01:25
  dick at the wedding to at the wedding, for sure, Mando, I'm
• 1:01:30
  gonna have something, no but you. But when you say that's true?
• 1:01:35
  Player right there, dog, if you if you, yeah, I'm gonna
• 1:01:37
  have full thing. And then I'm gonna sing of course to talk, I'm
• 1:01:40
  gonna be faded. Yeah, it's not faded. Dog. You have to
• 1:01:45
  come from the heart, I know. But I'm gonna be having a good
• 1:01:47
  time and coming from the harmuck be fucking singing because that's the ship I love.
• 1:01:52
  Somebody said, can tell me even get down or what? No,
• 1:02:00
  my fucking all fucked up, Tommy because one of those little scooters where he's
• 1:02:04
  like you know it's a one leg up. I'm gonna have the fucking dove
• 1:02:07
  guy throw fucking dove. So when I proposed my lady, hey, but
• 1:02:13
  that that would be sick Tommy, I think that you should try. I
• 1:02:15
  wonder how you don't think about how your lady will react if he just sang
• 1:02:19
  for her one day? You think she'll cry? Wee be long together voice
• 1:02:28
  the man na. I don't know, of course, any fucking brother.
• 1:02:30
  But I was like, I'm gonna sing you this song for You'll be like,
• 1:02:35
  hell, yeah, I'm not gonna I'll be crying, though, Yeah
• 1:02:42
  I'm not gonna cry if Tommy sings me a song. But I'm pretty sure
• 1:02:44
  your lady will cry. She's like, if you sing a song about like
• 1:02:47
  like like like I don't know, like being a good mom or some ship,
• 1:02:52
  she probably cried. I'll sing her fucking that song. Was that song,
• 1:03:01
  sick cass whole song or singer more than me? Some moti co on
• 1:03:13
  the end le mano choras so on you hear us they see tell me that
• 1:03:20
  sounds kind of kind of kind of like trying. No, I know,
• 1:03:24
  I'm just fucking we want a real effort. The lyrics. Is that good?
• 1:03:30
  That was pretty good? I don't know. I sing it all fucking
• 1:03:35
  like Kumbia style, Can Thank can kiskat car Respiral carras spirit us too sick
• 1:03:50
  as song. Yeah, tell me just hits you with like two bars and
• 1:03:52
  then he's like, all right, I'm done. It's like those old school
• 1:03:58
  porno previews. I remember when I would flip through the channels. I'll be
• 1:04:04
  all flipping to the channels at my cousin's house and ship, and when it
• 1:04:09
  would be to a certain channel, you would be like, oh, that's
• 1:04:11
  the motherfucking your know, and you would see that ship where it was all
• 1:04:14
  like blurry, dude, you would see like a nipple. And then I
• 1:04:17
  would watch it for I would get Lucky Dog and that she would just go
• 1:04:24
  and I'd be like, what the fuck is this real? And I'd be
• 1:04:28
  like, ah, you remember what you know watching the Girls Gone Wild commercials?
• 1:04:33
  Oh my god, you'd fall watching Comedy Central and you would wake up
• 1:04:36
  to that and you're just like young and you're just like stilly Dog in the
• 1:04:39
  commercial. Dude, Remember they said the snoop Dog was the pornos and ship
• 1:04:44
  like or that he had fucking porn start he made movies or some ship.
• 1:04:47
  No, he did the Girl's Gone Wild porn a tour where he was like
• 1:04:51
  going around in the and the bus and all this ship and they were just
• 1:04:55
  like it's just like pouring water and like like liquor and the girls titties and
• 1:04:58
  all this ship. That's crazy. I remember the preview for that, that
• 1:05:01
  fucking Snoop Dogg Girls Gone Wild collaboration that when the jail hunter that fucking girls
• 1:05:05
  got owner. Yeah, you did what you specifically with being cool. No,
• 1:05:13
  No, there was like I guess some of those girls were like under
• 1:05:16
  legal type of shit. Oh no, there was a college type of ship
• 1:05:20
  and like I guess not everybody was eighteen type of deal. O. Did
• 1:05:26
  you ever go to TJ? You've never been to Tijuana. I've never been
• 1:05:30
  to TJ. Ray Joe Francis, forty was found guilty in May of three
• 1:05:36
  counts of false imprisonment, one count of assault causing great bodily injury, and
• 1:05:44
  one count of dissuading a witness during an incident is Bailor Mansion in twenty eleven.
• 1:05:49
  Oh, I guess it wasn't for underage. Yeah, I know,
• 1:05:53
  we're all thinking would be like I guess, just like kind of holding somebody
• 1:05:58
  like hostage, locking them in a room or some ship. Damn getting locked
• 1:06:03
  up like that. That's big. Yeah, that's like, that's a big
• 1:06:10
  He got indicted in two thousand and seven for two counts of tax evasion.
• 1:06:15
  That who's on gots I'm going and damn shades because you ain't round baby,
• 1:06:27
  what happened with those? You fucking picked up your girl's glasses instead of yours
• 1:06:30
  on the way out. I've had this forever. Don't be talking ship now.
• 1:06:33
  I'm just I love them with the fucking line on the side just because
• 1:06:36
  Tommy ain't been here for like two months though. No, you not have
• 1:06:40
  to get you with the hey dog, just get the little thinner sides real
• 1:06:43
  quick. Tell my I need the thinner side who looks like motherfucking leave my
• 1:06:51
  alone means thrown testag. Yeah no, DNA, you don't know that.
• 1:07:01
  You don't know any Come on, dog, what's that I do? That?
• 1:07:06
  That CALLI song? What was that one? Uh? Oh that's where
• 1:07:13
  Kanye there who said son Cali, oh you got me head? And song
• 1:07:20
  Lina's her mosa and CALLI Saysnando. Now Simon's Phoe puller canla I man name
• 1:07:39
  said and Cali menoo. My fucking told me, dude, he's like I
• 1:07:46
  feel like he's like a parrot bro but he just listens, you know what
• 1:07:50
  I mean? Like, my god, that's an amazing suggest picks up an
• 1:07:55
  amazing ship, everything else between. Everyone just listen to rip a different music
• 1:08:00
  in my house, like my mom listening to music, my dad listening to
• 1:08:03
  music. My brother would bring in some different ship. My brother introduced me
• 1:08:08
  to Chellino Sanchez and I would be bumping that ship all the time, and
• 1:08:13
  I were singing, but most of the time I were singing like we sent
• 1:08:15
  to finde songs or fucking him and it's old chick because my dad wore listening
• 1:08:21
  to that ship and I would just listen to it and sing it Drake can
• 1:08:25
  hit you and then fucking he's get the radio, turned the radio on.
• 1:08:30
  You got your ass whooping your little Tommy. One time my dad hit me
• 1:08:34
  that, just one time. Only it wasn't even crazy. He just kicked
• 1:08:38
  me boom, this was kick me out. Yeah, he kicked me and
• 1:08:45
  he's like get out, and I was like, fucking I fucking took off.
• 1:08:48
  I was like that, this will just kick me out right now.
• 1:08:49
  I was all walking down the street. Why did he kick you out for?
• 1:08:56
  I don't fucking I think I was cussing and shiped on my sister or
• 1:08:59
  something. But that was the only time you ever got hitting your like in
• 1:09:01
  your child really pretty much a lot, not really, fool. I didn't
• 1:09:05
  used to get hit. You had some prices. There's a bad ship too.
• 1:09:08
  And my parents wouldn't hate me dog like, and I'm hit you,
• 1:09:14
  they'll be like, oh, I don't know, dog. They were just
• 1:09:15
  like they hall everything. Even my son. Now, my son does like
• 1:09:20
  he tries to do some bat and my mom the ain't kind of set your
• 1:09:23
  key though. I'm like, nah, this motherfucker needs to know now that
• 1:09:27
  that's not cool. And he's like that fool want to fight and ship.
• 1:09:30
  He's little little kid, Yeah, my son, you can take him.
• 1:09:33
  He's like, what's up? He had a spank? No, I don't
• 1:09:36
  spank him. He's little fools too. He got a haircut today. I
• 1:09:40
  fool was all crying the whole time. And then we gave him this fucking
• 1:09:44
  like a little it's like an old laptop doesn't even work. Yeah, this
• 1:09:47
  fools call give me a haircut? I fool just chilling, fucking you get
• 1:09:54
  laptop just not even on. It's just old and fucking my girls, Like
• 1:09:58
  damn, I got this ship back the day fucking when you graduated. She
• 1:10:01
  talk like an old pink down fucking computer and he's just like, what is
• 1:10:06
  that all interested? He's like, give me this haircut if we just calm
• 1:10:10
  down. But yeah, dog, little kids are crazy to get haircut.
• 1:10:14
  You'll spank your kid and he gets older if he does batchit. I'd already
• 1:10:16
  told my girl, hey, it's on site with this for if he does
• 1:10:19
  batch it, what's batshit? Just food breaking ship, trying to steal,
• 1:10:28
  fucking trying to hit little kids or just you know whatever. He he he'll
• 1:10:35
  defend himself, but like as soon as he sees me that food just runs
• 1:10:39
  up like this and he's like oh boom, Like he's just like rough fool.
• 1:10:43
  He's like what's up? Like he wants to fuck around. I'm like,
• 1:10:45
  you gotta chill, but he he'll do bad ship. He'll like throw
• 1:10:48
  Ship'll be like, hey, you gotta chill. I'm like, if this
• 1:10:51
  motherfucker once he's big and he starts doing ship like that and he don't listen.
• 1:10:57
  It's on. Well if he does batshit like that, cussing and ship,
• 1:11:00
  and there's little kids to be cussing and pulling hair. Like when I
• 1:11:03
  was little, my mom would she would let me. They wouldn't tell me
• 1:11:09
  nothing. She'll have stories about me, like cussing and ship. Like her
• 1:11:12
  friends would come over and I wouldn't let them come in, and I would
• 1:11:15
  be like, give me a dollar and I'll open the door. And I'd
• 1:11:19
  be like, all right, you know, give you a dollar right now,
• 1:11:24
  and I'll be like, no, slide it under the fucking the door
• 1:11:27
  and then I'll let you in. And then I fucking one by one,
• 1:11:30
  they like, get your ass out of here. And food. I was
• 1:11:32
  a little badass kid and my mom was like, why would you let me
• 1:11:34
  do that? They're like you were little. I was like, that was
• 1:11:39
  some ship. I would be like, we were surrounded by people that just
• 1:11:42
  enabled you to be a fucking rascal. There, hey, another one.
• 1:11:46
  Let me tell stories of the little rascals. That's all he's living because like
• 1:11:50
  me and my friends had a box cart race. I remember playing a plain
• 1:11:56
  and a mud food like we lived on dirt roads Bridge Crest. It was
• 1:12:00
  dirt road wood where we lived dog and where you would turn a lot,
• 1:12:02
  there would be a dip and they would rain big time and they would that
• 1:12:06
  whole fucking little corner would fill up with mud, and little by little me
• 1:12:11
  and my cousin would be fucking would throw rocks in and then by the end
• 1:12:14
  of the night, motherfuckers were up to our necks in the motherfucking mud,
• 1:12:17
  spinning around, and ship my mom would be posing us down in the fucking
• 1:12:21
  in the yard. Hey, anybody you ever you ever try to sell drugs,
• 1:12:26
  sell drugs like you ever be like, man, I'm gonna try these
• 1:12:29
  fun is. I'm trying to make some money or just like even try to
• 1:12:32
  sell some weed. Not really like in Texas. I really didn't want to
• 1:12:35
  play with that because I was like, oh yeah, Texas there, what
• 1:12:39
  about you tell me you ever thought about be like I'm gonna beat the plug.
• 1:12:42
  I'm gonna be the motherfucking plug. I'm still to this day shut the
• 1:12:45
  fuck up. I feel like Tommy the first, like somebody front of him
• 1:12:49
  my eighth and this was posting scarface quotes. Nobody posted there like you didn't
• 1:12:56
  give me anything but the pictures of scarface and his face. One thing,
• 1:13:01
  remember back in the day, like when you would buy a gram of like
• 1:13:06
  crush cush and that ship was like a lot. Now a gram is like
• 1:13:12
  this who yeah, well no, I mean like it just wasn't it was
• 1:13:17
  a lot because they gave it to you in a tiny ass bag food like
• 1:13:20
  a dog. I just remember, it seemed like it was more back in
• 1:13:25
  the day dog. To me, it was it just seemed like there was
• 1:13:30
  more back in the day in that bag. Fool. I know that there's
• 1:13:33
  some like denser nugs sometimes that you can get whenever they use certain things to
• 1:13:38
  help them grow that way. But like you do, you were you in
• 1:13:41
  the era of getting like nickel tacks. I remember I used to I used
• 1:13:45
  to buy wax and cush from this white boy named Tanner. Oh well,
• 1:13:48
  you never were around you were never around stress getting Honestly, thank the fucking
• 1:13:54
  cush God's bro. I never smoked that garbage. My fast chip a little
• 1:13:58
  bit and my first time smoking was like literally some o g cush from with
• 1:14:01
  my cousin. Well, I we we used to always smoke stress until we
• 1:14:04
  met our homie Surge and Serge had some fucking bomb ass weed that and that
• 1:14:11
  when that's when we started smoking nothing but og bomb like sens at fool and
• 1:14:16
  that food would get He was on a he he he knows be and everything.
• 1:14:20
  That fool would he was on the one of their albums and uh,
• 1:14:24
  I think we're going with the cam rise. That's my homie. He does
• 1:14:28
  a voice like on one of the things and he plays like a fool on
• 1:14:31
  one of their songs, the beginning food that's talking. That's my homie,
• 1:14:34
  Sergio, And uh, that fool put us onto smoking cush fool and that
• 1:14:40
  we would always smoke cush. We used to smoke a lot of shwag in
• 1:14:43
  Texas, just like really swag all day. Dude. There's some seeds I
• 1:14:46
  got. I got brick weed one time. That was brown that she was
• 1:14:50
  the worst. This picture of Rock trying to light shit up like light of
• 1:14:55
  bolt for the first time? Do I do it with a pistol? I'm
• 1:15:00
  from Texas? Who part of the gun? Do I use? Can I
• 1:15:05
  do I shoot this thing? Did you have friends that talk like that?
• 1:15:10
  I got a homie, my homie from Texas. I was asking Rock damnit,
• 1:15:13
  come on, don of course he does fool. Honestly, Well,
• 1:15:15
  I grew up in the city, so not a lot. But I do
• 1:15:17
  remember there was one time this real Southern bell girl that I worked with.
• 1:15:21
  She's real cute, but she had the thick old Southern accent, you know,
• 1:15:25
  just a cute, little little Southern bell gal. I don't know that
• 1:15:29
  sh would have worked for me. What about you, Tommy, you're gonna
• 1:15:30
  tell me? Og Homie O G. He's a cool ass fool out there,
• 1:15:39
  a guy named Oji. As soon as we got to Mahomie grunt,
• 1:15:43
  he took it. As soon as we got there, he took us to
• 1:15:45
  Baby Baby Backshack in Dallas and it doesn't exist no more, but the barbecue
• 1:15:49
  ever you've been, you're from Dallas. I lived in Austin most of my
• 1:15:54
  time, but I lived in Dallas for a couple of years. Two thousand
• 1:15:57
  Yeah food twenty seventeen, two thousand sixteen, I was already out here,
• 1:16:01
  Yeah, fucking Baby Backshack, Bombay, that's a fucking this barbecue spot dog.
• 1:16:10
  And we went, me and my homie, and uh, we were
• 1:16:13
  like, what is it. He's like, just get something, Just get
• 1:16:15
  a play of one thing food because it's huge. We're like, fuck that,
• 1:16:17
  we're getting a fucking sampler fucking each Hey, what's the food? It
• 1:16:23
  was so much fucking food, dog and we we were just fucking digging in.
• 1:16:28
  It was the fucking worst shit. It was a bombers fucking food in
• 1:16:30
  the world. But it was like, we shouldn't have done that. Right
• 1:16:33
  when you got here, I got I got a serious question right now.
• 1:16:36
  Maybe Ray can help me with this one. What's the record for most SODA's
• 1:16:40
  drink in the Dennis World Record? Oh God, I'm gonna probably fucking fifty
• 1:16:45
  two, Tommy. I think we could. I think you could be.
• 1:16:47
  You could be the next champ Dog you think can't? Hey, if you
• 1:16:56
  drink too much you could drown, motherfucker. That's what I'm saying. It
• 1:16:59
  can't be that much. I'm at your record right now. If you drink
• 1:17:01
  a gang of like a straight up gallan dog, you could drown from drinking
• 1:17:04
  straight up gallon of water. Okay, that's water, Boa, But you
• 1:17:08
  drink six doctor peppers last time? All right? I got the answer,
• 1:17:11
  all right, all right. Eric bad Lands Booker a New York based YouTuber
• 1:17:15
  with and competitive eater holds the Guinness World Record for drinking two leaders of soda
• 1:17:19
  in eighteen point forty five seconds. Jesus Christ, Yeah, that's a lotful.
• 1:17:24
  That's like you also drank one mon anisoda in six point eight seconds,
• 1:17:31
  which he achieved in Ridgefield washing twentieth Uh. You know, good for him.
• 1:17:38
  That's a weird talent to have. I just meant, like, consumed
• 1:17:42
  the most sodas in like a day. Yeah, Like I wonder I have
• 1:17:45
  tower like Gennis Road record from more soda cans drink? There we go in
• 1:17:50
  one day. Here we go. That's good. Come on, yes,
• 1:17:54
  Google, that's exactly what I want. It's not giving me nothing different.
• 1:17:57
  I guess they were just like, look, there's only one. Is that
• 1:18:00
  some guy says on Reddit forty three y you could take forty three sodas to
• 1:18:06
  No, that sounds miserable. Your mouth would be so fucking just like,
• 1:18:14
  hey, but it's is a soda the same as beer? Like it's beer.
• 1:18:18
  If you drink a beer, is that's the same as drinking a soda.
• 1:18:21
  No, what are you talking about? It's not? No, is
• 1:18:25
  that soda do have alcohol? You fucking lying dog? Beer has alcoholic like
• 1:18:30
  serving, like fucking, what's the fucking ship that it has inside it?
• 1:18:33
  It fucks you up. I guess they different ways, but I feel like
• 1:18:38
  if you did forty three motherfucker swam a twenty four pack, like not giving
• 1:18:42
  a fucking it's like dog, that's like drinking a fucking I mean, that's
• 1:18:45
  the same as drinking a couple of year meter of soda every day, or
• 1:18:49
  you know, fools come home and they have a three pack, or they
• 1:18:53
  have fucking a twelve pack, or they show up here today morning and yeah,
• 1:18:58
  yeah, and then you know what I'm talking like, is that the
• 1:19:00
  equivalent of drinking a motherfucking two liter soda or or too so or you know,
• 1:19:05
  yes, cocause it's the same ship corn syrup versus alcohol, which one's
• 1:19:11
  worse. Yeah, And let's gotm gonna read some of the other superchats before
• 1:19:16
  because they with you the fucking ship flies, bro. Let me see the
• 1:19:21
  next one. What's up? If it comes from Fabian Lopez says, what's
• 1:19:26
  up, everybody? What's up? Pedros, hope everybody's having a good feed
• 1:19:30
  me and tell three plays to sing in corrido tupac here. But he did
• 1:19:34
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• 1:19:41
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  rocket, you know what I'm saying. Spend money now. Oh and before
• 1:21:04
  I forget Saturday Saturday, if you guys want to pull up, I will
• 1:21:10
  be at Bart's Barbecue's restaurant what is its location out there and East Low's Top
• 1:21:16
  A plus products will be there. Chili will be vending. I think my
• 1:21:19
  little cousin has a booth. He like makes custom cups. So we're we're
• 1:21:24
  all gonna be there, so make sure you guys pull up. There's gonna
• 1:21:27
  be other vendors as well. In peace. I will have yeah, I
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  will have the pro pens. I will have all the other goodies. I
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  will have you know what I'm saying, all my merch, So come support,
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  and you guys know I do a discount when i'm I do like live
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  shows type of shit. Okay, so come support, chill, get some
• 1:21:44
  food. That's on Saturday. Saturday, dog go get some barbecue dogs,
• 1:21:47
  and don't fuck around. Tommy was telling me there's days where they were done
• 1:21:51
  in like three hours. Yeah, straight up. I think I might just
• 1:21:55
  take two little booths this time, because god damn, mine is just like
• 1:21:59
  see it was a lot to That's good if you know you're gonna be at
• 1:22:01
  the spot all day. But the way he runs shit, it's it sounds
• 1:22:03
  like it sells out and then it's just done. Yes, it makes sense,
• 1:22:09
  straight up, straight the fuck up. You see what you do,
• 1:22:12
  Tommy. I might just take two little ones that might be best. Yeah,
• 1:22:14
  do that because that big one is just like, damn as long as
• 1:22:16
  you got all your products. Have you seen my booth? Honestly, like
• 1:22:19
  I want to have a fucking pop up one day at the beach bro where
• 1:22:23
  like I take that whole booth and we just like fucking kick it because that
• 1:22:26
  booth will be cool and then we just like, hey, man, like
• 1:22:29
  Patreon invite only bonfire, Let's do that, I think, damn, what
• 1:22:32
  about that for the Patreon people? That would be so sick summers only for
• 1:22:38
  the Patreon people, though, they only get to know the location. We'll
• 1:22:41
  fucking do a bike ride and then we'll start at a certain time so the
• 1:22:44
  people that want to go bike ride, we can do it all the way
• 1:22:45
  to the spot. You know what I'm saying. We do a nice little
• 1:22:47
  bonfire, bring my high hungry stuff, and we just chill. A Patreon
• 1:22:53
  camping Oh that's I don't know. Camping is a whole y. You know.
• 1:22:56
  I took a survival class. Dog. Yeah, I've taken a survival
• 1:22:59
  class where they took us to the forest for like a whole four days and
• 1:23:01
  that's that was the final for the class. No way. Yeah, so
• 1:23:04
  you know how to get out of ship and well, I know how to
• 1:23:08
  if I had a sleeper in the fucking forest, I know how to make
• 1:23:11
  a bed out of the fucking the rocks and digging a hole type of ship.
• 1:23:14
  That way I stay warm and lay on top of it. I'm not
• 1:23:18
  that novel, bro, I just know I wasna say that I went camping
• 1:23:21
  with him, and I felt so safe. I was just like, yeah,
• 1:23:24
  he's got it figured out by the waist tried he's we don't need a
• 1:23:31
  blanket. He's like, don't be don't be scared, babe, I got
• 1:23:35
  you. God damn it. He so hates coming here. Yeah, he's
• 1:23:42
  like, God damn it, why do they keep talking about me? Yeah,
• 1:23:45
  he's like, I don't nice guy. You are, bro, you
• 1:23:47
  are? That's for any of this, straight up brom Hey. One time
• 1:23:53
  we went camping food and there was a fucking tarantula and the ship and we're
• 1:23:57
  like, I was with the chick and she's like, that's it. We
• 1:24:00
  got to I'm not trying to do this ship. It was like big guys
• 1:24:04
  fucking Toronto, straight up real. You gotta push both of them at the
• 1:24:10
  top. But at the same time, you ever went fucking camping? Camping?
• 1:24:15
  I fucking hated camping, bro. I remember, honestly, I feel
• 1:24:18
  so bad bro that I always hated camping. And like I remember my parents
• 1:24:21
  knew that I hated it, and they're just like, why do you hate
• 1:24:24
  all these things you want to do as a family. I'm just like,
• 1:24:26
  because what you fools just don't like chilli or what like. Yeah, like,
• 1:24:33
  and I'm just like, man, like you don't like to stay home,
• 1:24:36
  Yeah, the home. You pay so much for this place, you
• 1:24:41
  don't want to just be here, like we pay this place off, Like
• 1:24:44
  you know what I mean, fuck camping, you know, worried about finances.
• 1:24:49
  I've always been worried about finance. How much were these fucking groceries?
• 1:24:56
  Ma, yeah, I'd be like, you think we're never gonna pay this
• 1:25:00
  place off. Here's the fucking dad from fucking everybody. It's Chris. Camping
• 1:25:04
  is just camping is just like fucking just pretending to be broke man. Nah,
• 1:25:09
  it's survival. No, it's going on fucking chilling now, tripping out
• 1:25:15
  on fucking being out there in the mountain of the lake and fucking you have
• 1:25:20
  your kicking with your fucking homie that she gets me excited. He's just right
• 1:25:26
  up. I just like it is a little scary when you're like sleeping in
• 1:25:29
  the woods and ship and you like, but not in the woods, like
• 1:25:30
  it's just regular camping. We went like that is the in the woods?
• 1:25:34
  Yeah, like trees and not because we went to a idle wild. It's
• 1:25:41
  like this place I forget how like elevated it is, but it's fucking secluded
• 1:25:45
  this tiny little town and have campgrounds where there's just like one public restroom,
• 1:25:49
  but then like you know, you just have your own little like nook with
• 1:25:54
  like a picnic table like food. Like what if you fucking just like you
• 1:25:57
  know, you get up at night trying to use the restroom, like I
• 1:26:00
  had to do that, Like I gotta take a real bad shirt and like
• 1:26:02
  it's scary. What if a bear witch rapes me? You know what I
• 1:26:05
  mean or something like that, And then you're just like like fuck bo,
• 1:26:09
  that's not a thought honestly, because the like the forest is just as scary
• 1:26:13
  as the ocean. But like I'd rather be in the forest than the ocean,
• 1:26:15
  because I agree, oh no, the oh yeah, the fuck the
• 1:26:18
  ocean. Yeah, because you can drown in that bitch. That's what you're
• 1:26:21
  worried about. There's so many scary ass animals in there. And it's still
• 1:26:25
  just oceanal Like if you say you're floating and you're out there in the ocean
• 1:26:30
  and and you're you're you don't have a life raft or something, and hang
• 1:26:34
  on, you get tired foo and you just see, dude, I went
• 1:26:36
  swimming yesterday and that shit tuckered me out. Dog, Like, I gotta
• 1:26:41
  do that more, because that is a fucking workout. Imagine six hours of
• 1:26:45
  that in the middle of the ocean where it was so deep that it's just
• 1:26:48
  pulling you, like, hey, motherfucker, come down here, it's deep.
• 1:26:53
  I die, I die. Well, you're just kicking up the whole
• 1:26:55
  time because you're like, fuck, if you go down, you just keep
• 1:26:58
  going down. You're like ship. And imagine six hours of that ship.
• 1:27:02
  Bye, that's that's fucked up, dog, like camping by what's that place?
• 1:27:11
  A current river? Bro? That shit is scary, Bro, I'm
• 1:27:15
  not familiar. That river has bodies food. That river is notorious. Like
• 1:27:19
  where is that at? Uh? The current river is in San Berardino Forest
• 1:27:24
  and that river has bodies. Like a motherfucker can you look up the killer
• 1:27:30
  Minus has an uncle that died there. What the fuck? Yeah? What
• 1:27:33
  about this scenario right here? Two nights in skid row, but like no
• 1:27:41
  daylight, two nights, Like let's say the sound like, oh, skip
• 1:27:45
  a day or two nights, just twenty four hours at night, two hours
• 1:27:48
  of skied row, two nights. No, He's not two hours, he
• 1:27:51
  said, Okay, he said, the question is forty eight hours pitch black
• 1:27:57
  and skid row skid Row the lights don't work, or the forest. But
• 1:28:02
  why does it have to be pitch black? Though, Dick, I mean
• 1:28:06
  not like street light. Like that's what I'm saying. Free light's gone.
• 1:28:10
  They took all the copper. No, because nobody's gonna rape me in the
• 1:28:15
  for's to go to the forest. Yeah, that's on some fucking they're gonna,
• 1:28:18
  oh you have something, come here, Yeah on the forest. It's
• 1:28:24
  not groping Tommy. Hell no, I'll fucking be in downtown with no light
• 1:28:27
  on for a little I would. I would be in downtown with you would
• 1:28:30
  take downtown. I would get out. Yeah, and yes, there you
• 1:28:35
  go. There you have it downtown. How about you rock? I do
• 1:28:39
  forest? Man? What they tell him? That's a rare of sunshine.
• 1:28:42
  There's sunshine all that doctors down there. I mean I used to work on
• 1:28:45
  I worked on skid Row for two years. You take skid Row. No,
• 1:28:49
  no, I'm saying I've worked there. I would take the forest.
• 1:28:51
  Yeah, I would just yeah fucked up. Yeah, it's real fun up.
• 1:28:56
  I was on Fifth and Stanford, like I saw people ship on the
• 1:29:00
  street, Like I don't know, man, you could get the bubonic plague
• 1:29:03
  in skid Row. People got some really I don't know about I know that
• 1:29:06
  there's something about that, but uh, there's like a really bad rash going
• 1:29:10
  around and you would see people like really like boiled, like just decaying skin.
• 1:29:15
  It was gnarly, man like, yeah, drug, I don't remember
• 1:29:20
  what it was. Does anybody else get to add for the video games where
• 1:29:24
  the fools like and there's like all these zombies coming in. Yeah, I
• 1:29:28
  feel like fucking one day like that, Like if there was like a flesh
• 1:29:30
  eating fucking disease, like that's gonna be skid Row, Like a brow are
• 1:29:33
  gonna have to be like fuck you guys. Well, driving on skid Row,
• 1:29:38
  like, uh, Fifth Street is just fucking bonkers because there's just people
• 1:29:43
  hanging out in the street or just casually walking. So like while you're dryers,
• 1:29:45
  you gotta fucking like dodge ship. Yeah, tents and fucking fires and
• 1:29:49
  ship at random like that place is uh a mess. Yeah. I had
• 1:29:55
  to work right there for like to build a structure right there and fucking by
• 1:30:00
  skid Row and uh, just fucking the drive out of there in the middle
• 1:30:05
  of the night, like two three in the morning, food like two thirty.
• 1:30:10
  It's just all fucking dead and fires everywhere. You're just like, damn
• 1:30:13
  dog, it's fucking it's crazy. This is fucking the us right here.
• 1:30:17
  Yeah, dude, And it's like this is l A. I was like,
• 1:30:23
  Tommy, what are you just putting his joint out on the table?
• 1:30:28
  The fucking cherry went right there. Fuck your table, bitch, fucking yo,
• 1:30:32
  cot run your pants, Tommy, Noah, no, it would fucking
• 1:30:38
  it was a little fucking cherry that fell. Uh. I saw it.
• 1:30:42
  That's exactly what happened. Yeah, skid roll zombies, bro, that shit
• 1:30:44
  is crazy. Yeah, skid row man. I would definitely take the forest
• 1:30:46
  man, Like I forest would be scary and shit like that, but I
• 1:30:49
  feel like you could at least utilize resources on skid row, Like, what
• 1:30:54
  the fuck are you gonna go do? Crash somebody's second there, bum,
• 1:30:57
  there's something scary in the forest, and I know it's coming after me.
• 1:30:59
  I'm just saying, in the forest on fire, like you feel the fucking
• 1:31:03
  ground shaking, and he just starts gathering fucking like kittling. He's like,
• 1:31:08
  come the fuck on. I know I'm gonna die and just trying to light
• 1:31:12
  some shit. I'm just setting the whole forest on fire. Dude. That's
• 1:31:15
  funny as shit. But nah, dude, yeah, forest for sure,
• 1:31:19
  because I don't know, I just feel like you could at least survive.
• 1:31:21
  You'd have a chance at surviving there to some extent. If you're spending forty
• 1:31:26
  eight hours on sched role, you're just gonna be awake the whole time,
• 1:31:29
  Like what the fuck are you supposed to do? I mean that you have
• 1:31:33
  to be well, that's what I was hearing. Like the bums. A
• 1:31:36
  lot of those fools are all cracked out and everything because they have to stay
• 1:31:40
  up because motherfuckers are trying to like stab them or still their fucking spot.
• 1:31:45
  Or he just run away from like the fire. Bro just set fire to
• 1:31:48
  something and to just keep running for the fire. You know what I'm just
• 1:31:54
  saying, because people like people are saying, they're just like, hey,
• 1:31:56
  that's real smart, and I'm just like it is you just set fire to
• 1:31:59
  the forest and then you know, help spread it and then just keep running
• 1:32:01
  away from the fire. Glad you got your your escape plane figured out.
• 1:32:06
  How do you know if you're going in the right direction, Well, if
• 1:32:09
  I end up near a cliff, well then fuck it. I was gonna
• 1:32:11
  die anyways. But that's your reasoning. Well, listen, if it's something
• 1:32:15
  scary, like people wouldn't do that ship he's tripping. How are you gonna
• 1:32:19
  light a fire? That's what I was also saying, Like, how are
• 1:32:21
  you gonna light the whole fucking forest on fire? Get a bunch of brush
• 1:32:26
  fire and then just keep spreading the right like set up, set a bunch
• 1:32:30
  of different brush fires. Bro, People do it out here all the time.
• 1:32:32
  So what's it? Well, like, what's the kind of monster or
• 1:32:34
  something that would like you'd be like, God, damn it, I'm gonna
• 1:32:36
  just commit suicide via this fire. Slender Man that one. God, I
• 1:32:41
  say I was too old for that. Slender Man. Slender Man's about Blair
• 1:32:45
  Wi building building in Russia. Hut, no, No, that's not it.
• 1:32:49
  Blair Witch. Slender Man's this fucking blank faced dude wearing a slit out
• 1:32:55
  there. That sits terrifying because you don't know what she looks like. They
• 1:32:58
  never show you what else. Okay, uh Bigfoot. Now we talked about
• 1:33:02
  that. We were we were gonna hook big Foot up with pro pens.
• 1:33:05
  Oh fuck it, we're getting to mind. Yeah, we gotta go Bigfoot,
• 1:33:10
  honey man. You know what monster I was afraid of was the Blob.
• 1:33:14
  Hey, I never saw that movie. Bro, It just melts people.
• 1:33:17
  Did you ever hear about you know in the Philadelphia they have big ass
• 1:33:20
  forests and ship. They have New Jersey Devil, they have well that,
• 1:33:25
  but it's they have the Phoenix. It's like a huge ass bird. Fo
• 1:33:32
  It's like a big it's like a big as eagle, but it's well,
• 1:33:39
  somebody got a fucking video of it, and you could it's just from far
• 1:33:44
  away and it's like fucking huge, and you're like, dog if it's that
• 1:33:46
  big from far away, fucking huge. And then when you see it land
• 1:33:50
  on a fucking regular tree, that ship just fucking it's like the whole fucking
• 1:33:55
  thing comes down. But it's a big fucking bird, huge bird, and
• 1:34:00
  it's in Philadelphia, Philadelphia egle, but it's so danse out there. The
• 1:34:04
  foods don't go out to where those they're at. It was you said it
• 1:34:09
  was an eagle. It was like a like a big ass bird, like
• 1:34:14
  a phoenix, Phoenix, the Philadelphia, Phoenix. Google's gonna be like,
• 1:34:17
  did you mean the Philadelphia Eagles fucked the Eagles? Fuck the Sooners, Hey,
• 1:34:26
  fuck the Eagles, because dog, we went to Philadelphia and they were
• 1:34:30
  fucking super racists against us in Philadelphia, I believe it. We like me
• 1:34:35
  and my homie dog, we were like, oh, cool, we were
• 1:34:40
  in Philadelphia, Let's watch the game. Fucking Let's get some fucking crab.
• 1:34:44
  We found some fucking like a crab shrimp spot. We're like, let's go
• 1:34:47
  watch a game there. And we went there and there was like foods all
• 1:34:51
  fucking jerseyed up and everything inside, and we were like cool. We walked
• 1:34:55
  up to the bar and the lady they're looking at it. Everyone was looking
• 1:34:58
  at us like who the fuck garden like a white people bar kind of what
• 1:35:02
  the fuck? But hey, we didn't know where we were, dog Like.
• 1:35:08
  It wasn't a bar though. It was like a like a restaurant fucking
• 1:35:13
  with a bar in it, you know. And they had like a crab
• 1:35:17
  and they had fucking shrimp and fucking all this ship. We're like, oh,
• 1:35:20
  let's go right there, looks fucking bomb shrim boil or whatever. Let's
• 1:35:24
  go fucking try this, So we uh, we went right there, and
• 1:35:28
  then when we went in, everyone looked at us and they're like, who,
• 1:35:31
  what's up with these motherfuckers? And then we walked in and the lady's
• 1:35:34
  like, oh, I'm sorry, we're not serving anymore. And we're like
• 1:35:39
  what, we like, we just needed can we sit at the bar?
• 1:35:41
  And they're like, no, we're not servying anymore, like we're to capacity,
• 1:35:45
  Like what the fuck? Like okay, She's like yeah, sorry,
• 1:35:48
  guys, And they were just sitting there waiting for us to like all right,
• 1:35:53
  like leave, you know, And then we fucking left and everyone was
• 1:35:56
  just like yeah, like what, get the fuck out of here? What's
• 1:35:59
  up with those guys? And I was like, damn, that's some racist
• 1:36:01
  ship. And then we went to another fucking place to meet up with some
• 1:36:05
  of our homies and we're like, we're just in a van driving up and
• 1:36:11
  we were far away from them, and they sitting there like, oh,
• 1:36:14
  I see you, and we're like, where are you. He's like,
• 1:36:15
  We're in front of the Walmart. We're like, damn, how the fuck
• 1:36:17
  do you see us? He's all, yeah, you guys just stick out
• 1:36:20
  big time. We're like, what the fuck and he's like yeah, he's
• 1:36:25
  like, you don't see like Mexicans tire dog. We're like, oh fuck.
• 1:36:30
  And that's why I guess people don't like fucking Mexicans out there because of
• 1:36:35
  the cartels and Philly the cartels, Okay, because these people don't go through
• 1:36:42
  these little es, these little these through these little towns, and like say,
• 1:36:48
  they go to a little restaurant and then somebody is like, hey,
• 1:36:51
  these motherfuckers, they're fucking uh sums up with them. They're some fishy and
• 1:36:59
  they fucking don't fucking just blast everybody and leave. They don't give a fuck.
• 1:37:03
  So everyone's kind of afraid of that shit happening, so like fuck that,
• 1:37:06
  we're not even taking our chances. So when they see that, they're
• 1:37:11
  like, nah, we ain't fucking with you fools. They'll go to the
• 1:37:14
  fucking when you go to the restaurants. So we're like, oh, we're
• 1:37:15
  not. We're clothes already. What. I just like to imagine that the
• 1:37:20
  place was actually a capacity. You're just pissed about it, same as Memphis,
• 1:37:26
  not hey or not. That was some real ship. And because people
• 1:37:29
  went in after us, No, no, no, I'm with you,
• 1:37:30
  but but uh in Memphis too. We went to go watch the greyhound races.
• 1:37:35
  We're fucking lying in the car and then when we got up to the
• 1:37:40
  place and the man's like, hey, what are you guys doing. We're
• 1:37:43
  like, hey, we're gonna go watch the Is this where the races are?
• 1:37:46
  He's like, oh, you want to watch We're like, we want
• 1:37:48
  to watch the greyhound races. That's what we're gonna do. He's like,
• 1:37:53
  not here. You're not like what. He's like, yeah, We're like,
• 1:37:57
  we're trying to watch the race. He's like, yeah, we're not
• 1:37:59
  here. I'm like, oh fuck. And we just took off and it
• 1:38:02
  was the same ship again. We're like, what the fuck because because of
• 1:38:05
  the color, my homies like, dog, I got fucking a long cleave
• 1:38:10
  character. It's just a trip, dog. We're just tripping, like this
• 1:38:15
  is real. We went to go eat chicken food ad some bomb spot barbecue
• 1:38:20
  and ship, and when we got to the place, it was raining food.
• 1:38:24
  So we're like, oh, we're gonna We're gonna get there and we're
• 1:38:26
  like, oh, let's fucking go go inside because you order it right here
• 1:38:30
  and then you go inside and then the ladies all you got shirt you're gonna
• 1:38:33
  want to eat out here, And it was all fucking tables all getting rained
• 1:38:36
  down and we're like, my hoamies I have. She's all, no,
• 1:38:42
  you guys want to sit out here and we're like nah, She's like all
• 1:38:45
  right, well go inside. And then we went inside for and the security
• 1:38:48
  guard was right out of our table. Dog, I'm telling you food,
• 1:38:55
  they still have that number for that lady. You saved that black lady.
• 1:38:58
  Yes on air, we should call her one day. Let's call her right
• 1:39:03
  now? What's a shot out? Dog? Yeah, like, let's call
• 1:39:06
  Let's call a lady on Let's call the lady on air. We gotta get
• 1:39:10
  a number, all right, but sign the number she's from, like Atlanta
• 1:39:15
  or some shit like that. Fool. It's like, what eleven forty where
• 1:39:18
  she's at? That's fine Thursday, I'm not gonna fuck. She's like,
• 1:39:25
  hey, what's up? But she calls me every year though she'll say she'll
• 1:39:30
  call me or she'll text me. Hey. At a Catalina Island we were
• 1:39:35
  You don't know the story, Oh dude, yeah, I was in We
• 1:39:39
  were in Catalina Island and we we were on those little fucking boats like you
• 1:39:45
  know, those ones that you can rent right there and you could fucking cruise
• 1:39:48
  around right there. The well, we were on that and then we've seen
• 1:39:54
  the fucking uh like the people that we were on the boat getting there with
• 1:39:58
  there was like there were like all together and they're right there and they're like
• 1:40:01
  it looked like they were like partying, but they were like waving to us
• 1:40:04
  and I were like yeah, and they're like, no, hell, come
• 1:40:09
  here, and we're like what. So I rolled up over there and the
• 1:40:12
  lady was in the water and she's like she can't swim. We don't know
• 1:40:15
  how to swim. I was like, fuck are you guys doing on a
• 1:40:17
  boat? You know? I was like dog and I was They're like,
• 1:40:24
  you know. She was like she was getting tired. For hey, somebody
• 1:40:27
  said, tell me morphed into a jet ski. I had to fucking I
• 1:40:32
  did a sick gass fucking crocodile hunter when he goes and rolls up on fucking
• 1:40:38
  alligators, and I just did the boat sideways up to her and fucking somehow
• 1:40:43
  I got strength. I don't know why, maybe because I seen her kind
• 1:40:46
  of like this might be it for this lady dog, Like she had been
• 1:40:50
  peddling. She was a big lady. She would just fucking like, you
• 1:40:55
  know, getting tired. She's like that was it, And for I just
• 1:40:58
  picked her up and I just fucking like super strength some ship and just drug
• 1:41:04
  her onto the boat. She was just right there like what the fuck y'all
• 1:41:10
  tired? And I was like damn. Everyone's like thank you, you know,
• 1:41:14
  all happy and ship and then we drove back to the fucking Brando place
• 1:41:17
  and it was just on some crazy ship like that's when that fool. He
• 1:41:21
  was some food that they were with. They were like from Atlanta, like
• 1:41:25
  on some I don't know what they were on vacation. It just happened while
• 1:41:28
  this is a man He had a toothpick with a diamond toothpick. Tommy,
• 1:41:31
  this happened while you were in the water. I was on we were in
• 1:41:35
  boats. Was she the size of a manatee? She she was a big
• 1:41:40
  lady dog like straight up. She was in the water, right she was
• 1:41:44
  Huh, she was in the water. She was in the water, fool.
• 1:41:46
  She was in the water and she was just paddling. Did she was
• 1:41:49
  just holding from her like right here, no, but like where were you,
• 1:41:54
  fool? I was on the boat, like right on the edge and
• 1:41:58
  like what up right here? Like up like on my knees, you know,
• 1:42:02
  And I fucking just like got her fool. And then I just got
• 1:42:06
  her close, and I just fucking was like, fuck you water, the
• 1:42:14
  same water, fucking what is it? The leverage? What is it called?
• 1:42:17
  The fucking momentum? The momentum of the water and the bounce, And
• 1:42:21
  I just brought her on and I was like, damn fool, and yeah
• 1:42:26
  in the water, the big bitches didn't sink you down. How many foods
• 1:42:29
  did I say, right now? Yeah, exactly how many bounces did it
• 1:42:31
  take to get her up? So I got wool? I got her on,
• 1:42:35
  Yes she did. And it was just some you know, on some
• 1:42:39
  random ship. If I wouldn't have been there, this lady would have drowned
• 1:42:43
  the boat. What happened? She floated towards the boat. No, she
• 1:42:45
  was hanging onto the other boat like a rope that they threw. But she
• 1:42:50
  had she she didn't know to swim nothing. She was tired of paddling and
• 1:42:55
  she was holding on with one hand because she couldn't float away and swim or
• 1:42:59
  she didn't know. Oh, so she was tired dog, and I fucking
• 1:43:03
  saved her life because I just want a visual, that's all. I never
• 1:43:06
  had a clear visual. If we could, if we could ever, if
• 1:43:11
  we get ever into making short films, that'd be one of them, dog,
• 1:43:14
  Like Like like if literally, if we could get money behind this short
• 1:43:16
  field, Brad, would you film this bray film it? Dog? I'm
• 1:43:19
  telling you this is a fucking real life event. To like drunken history stuff
• 1:43:25
  and tell me something like some Jim Belushi type of motherfucker to play Tommy,
• 1:43:30
  Like, just some motherfucker who just looks like he makes him outrage his ship
• 1:43:33
  up like Tommy doesn't. He just hops out of the water somehow lifts this
• 1:43:40
  manatee of a lady, even though he's not as buff as you, rock
• 1:43:44
  like, he just picks her up and launches this lady. Yeah, definitely,
• 1:43:48
  I mean, I don't, I don't. I don't blame him.
• 1:43:50
  Dog. There is a mix coming up by Rock Sampson, So Rock Sampson
• 1:43:55
  stick around for the beat mix to beat close out. Oh shit, all
• 1:44:04
  right, alright, alright, alright here, hold on, Tommy has a
• 1:44:10
  fucking proof right now that message. Look legit, I'll put the screen,
• 1:44:15
  send me the screenshot, I'll say, I'll put it on the Patreon so
• 1:44:16
  they know and they could call the lady themselves. Tommy deserves a toothpick.
• 1:44:26
  Tommy deserves a toothpick. I'll read the message right now. Damn, this
• 1:44:33
  bitch never forgot food. Yes, in three more months, it will be
• 1:44:42
  six years since you grab me off the youth of the off the water in
• 1:44:47
  June. In June, O, l let me know. I can come
• 1:44:51
  to you, or you can come to me. Stay rolling a free mask
• 1:44:56
  of blessings. Damn. All right, so this story checks out? Yeah,
• 1:45:00
  dog, this is real and some random some you know and fool just
• 1:45:09
  out of nowhere. I was lucky to be there to save this lady.
• 1:45:12
  You know, tell me what would you have done if, like if like
• 1:45:14
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  He's like yeah, man, And then he gave me the CD food
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  got you fucking gotcha dog. I used to work on at the shoe place
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  and on Hollywood and Highland over there by the theater and all that stuff,
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  and so I take the Metro and I remember I was walking one time,
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  and usually I would ignore people, but for some reason, one day I
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  was feeling generous and some dudes like trying to hustle the CD and I was
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  like, look, man, I'm sorry, I just don't I don't have
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  any cash. He was like, no, man, you just have it.
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  I was like, all right, I'll check you out. So I
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  take it and he goes, uh, you want me to sign up for
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  you, man, just like for a little a little gratuity. And I
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  was like, I already told you I don't have cash. And then like
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  one dude, no check this dude does this fucking number just out like out
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  of the crowd, just goes we take cash up? No, like,
• 1:48:15
  no, city back. I'm not doing this today, man. Yeah,
• 1:48:20
  don called me a racist. Yeah, oh yeah, I just kept walking
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  that I'm going to work. Yeah, let's try to get you for spiled
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  Hollywood's yucky. Yeah, straight up, Hey man, I want to Uh.
• 1:48:38
  First of all, it's good to have Tommy back and and not be
• 1:48:42
  as interrupted as he normally is. So I'll give him Matt today. He
• 1:48:45
  behaved a little bit. Hell yeah for the gold start. I don't know
• 1:48:51
  what kind of talk they chas Xavier gave him, but yeah, remember of
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  remind e Xavier texting Xavier let him know that Bam Bam needs another a C
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  because we have his AC here now. So make sure you guys let him
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  know to buy another a C for his dog, because you know, we
• 1:49:08
  don't want him to be hot. He is a fat fuck. You know.
• 1:49:12
  It's a bulldog, it's a dam. Yeah, they're naturally hot.
• 1:49:15
  You know, Tommy, you got getting no love? You got any shoutouts
• 1:49:18
  coming up? Oh? Shout out to UH this. On the twenty eighth,
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  I'll be at four Street Market in Santana, UH doing comedy with a
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  couple like five other people at the Wasted Talent Show. If you guys want
• 1:49:33
  to come through check it out. You could be on the fucking line up
• 1:49:35
  if you want. He's only been one to fucking when more pedal On the
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  twenty June twenty eighth, on Friday Friday, it's in a night But where
• 1:49:46
  is it? It's uh at four Street four Street Market in Santana. Might
• 1:49:51
  pull up it's cool. You could go up to a nice little, nice
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  little seven yeah ten, just go up to yeah for and nuts like you.
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  It'll be perfect. Yeah. So that's it you three you guys.
• 1:50:08
  Yeah, check that out. We got with that coming up. Ray shout
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  out to Tommy for coming through. Man, it's nice to have you on
• 1:50:15
  again. Check out Up and Coming High and Hungry with son Doobie easone.
• 1:50:20
  They drive through through McDonald's about that and then talk about shit. So check
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  that out. It's on twelve pm tomorrow on the Bureau TV YouTube and check
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  me out more shot films rock Man Rock Samson Man who has a set coming
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  out? What's up Rock? Sorry fucking swear to God, not swinging,
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  just like just push this thing over and get up. Nah. Follow me
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  A t X. Follow my group at the Beautiful Men's Club. Yeah,
• 1:50:58
  stick around for the beat set. Yep. Uh. There was a couple
• 1:51:02
  more super chats that came in. Uh. Omar Johan says three plates.
• 1:51:11
  Mar Edward Raya says, you know he's on the High and Hungry Crew and
• 1:51:15
  Rock should come to Texas and put together some dope contents that'd be sick.
• 1:51:20
  I mean you know that, like I could behave in Texas, Austin weeds
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• 1:51:30
  Yeah, super easy. And last one, Edward Morietta, thank you
• 1:51:34
  so much for entering in the super chat competition. And now let me go
• 1:51:40
  ahead and open up the raffle generator. Let me go ahead and pick the
• 1:51:44
  winner for the PayPal people that have super chatted today on PayPal. So make
• 1:51:49
  sure you guys pay attention on this. So this is only for the people,
• 1:51:56
  uh that is in the PayPal So if you if you super chatted through
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  the PayPal, please make sure you pay attention because you could be the winner
• 1:52:03
  right now. So and it's gonna be by your name. And the winner
• 1:52:08
  is Nick Aguilar with the why does Tommy hater us comment? Congratulations Nick,
• 1:52:21
  there you go, he won. He won the PayPal pro giveaway. Let
• 1:52:27
  me open up comment. Yeah, that was such a good one, bro.
• 1:52:30
  Let me open up the one with Tommy real quick. Well, I'm
• 1:52:36
  sorry the one on Patreon. There's two people that are gonna walk away victorious
• 1:52:41
  on their on Patreon. So make sure you guys pay attention. This one
• 1:52:45
  right here is for the Patreon and I will be posting the winners on Patreon
• 1:52:47
  as well. I'll cut out the little video part. So the first winner
• 1:52:54
  of what is it? What is It? The Patreon giveaway Orlando Lucetto with
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  the comment when I was a kid, I created Life Alert. I don't
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  know, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, God, both those comments
• 1:53:20
  are really good. Yeah for real, all right, let's go with the
• 1:53:23
  next one. I liked that I got this fucking app that just lets me
• 1:53:27
  like this shows me everything, all right. And the next one, which
• 1:53:31
  is the last, this is for Patreon giveaway, and the winner is oh
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  granddad, oh granddad, Yeah, old granddad on Patreon with the comment that
• 1:53:47
  says slamming sodas and telling tales. Hell, yeah, all right, next
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  time we gotta get like two leaders, bro, people send sodas, send
• 1:53:59
  soda so we can sponsor talking soda. Yeah. Now he's getting like he's
• 1:54:03
  like, yo, I'm gonna I got union insurance. Now, so he's
• 1:54:06
  like the fucking exotic sodas, I'm fucking drinking my hair on the show.
• 1:54:12
  He's like, fuck my teeth up. All right, speaking of fucking it
• 1:54:15
  up, we will be sucking it up on fucking Saturday at Bart's Barbecue.
• 1:54:20
  Bart's Barbecue. We will be at the pop up. I will be I
• 1:54:25
  will have a booth right there selling my high hungry stuff and I will have
• 1:54:28
  a fresh batch of some pro pen stuff. So make sure you guys pull
• 1:54:31
  up. I'm a postal flyer. It's gonna be I think from like twelve
• 1:54:35
  to four or twelve to three, So make sure you guys pull up.
• 1:54:38
  It's gonna be a good time. I will have my booth there, I
• 1:54:41
  will have my table there. It's gonna be a great time. It's gonna
• 1:54:44
  be hot, but we will have refreshment. It's great byob so bring your
• 1:54:47
  own beer. We might buy a little careger. We're not sure, uh,
• 1:54:50
  and then we might go to the soccer game after that. I'm not
• 1:54:53
  sure, depending on how fucking tired I am. But nonetheless, it will
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  be a great time, and pull up. I will be pull and the
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  flyer. Also vote for Bart's Barbecue for best burger. He is in the
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  top four. Fuck the bullshit. Fuck the bullshit. Man. Let's we're
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  like, we know it's good food, so fucking vote for this motherfucker.
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  He did, uh, And also there would be more giveaways on Patreon.
• 1:55:26
  Joined the Patreon because I did notice that the Sasquatch Festival that we were
• 1:55:30
  trying to go to, it's kind of like very small, so I don't
• 1:55:31
  know if I want to make that trip all the way over there. So
• 1:55:33
  I'm looking for another thing that we can do that's like sasquats related and really
• 1:55:36
  take that trip because I do want to make the type of content work.
• 1:55:42
  We're gonna go to Oregon in the spark cock gleek. You want to join
• 1:55:45
  the trip, You're going to get a fifteen passenger band and we're going to
• 1:55:48
  fucking do content a whole way. That's fucking sick. Yeah, I will
• 1:55:54
  let you know, but you can't flake though. Nobody better fall that,
• 1:55:57
  Nobody better fall that day. I just need exact dates. I know.
• 1:56:00
  I'm putting something together, so it's gonna be only for the Patreon people,
• 1:56:02
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• 1:56:04
  you guys. Also, if you guys are gonna be sticking around for the
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  Watch the new vlog on Saturday as well, and watch the new High
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