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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Eagles legend Chris Long SLAMS jealous idiots trying to ban Tush Push · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Stop the music, stop it over. Stop. We told you
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  Speaker 1: we don't come into a show like today's on an
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  Speaker 1: up note.
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  Speaker 3: You never mentioned anything.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Polly Fuoso here with Tony Fusco, number one
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  Speaker 1: rated show. YadA, YadA YadA. As you all know, the
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  Speaker 1: other night, the Phillies let down and shamed our entire
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  Speaker 1: city with an absolutely pathetic horriable in Game seven, losing
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  Speaker 1: to an expansion team. And you know everyone here should
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  Speaker 1: just be ashamed of themselves, shouldn't they? Tony?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't want to come down too
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  Speaker 2: hard on Bryce Harper here, but if you can't hit
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  Speaker 2: a home run off a ninety eight more power fastball
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  Speaker 2: along with your career in legacy, then you're just not
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  Speaker 5: So true.
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  Speaker 1: And if your people out there, you know, came here
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, on to today's show with better topics. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles crushing the Dolphins. Yeah, I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 2: That has huge ramifications. Yeah, ramifications all over the place.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And we're also going to defend the Michigan football team
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  Speaker 1: who are being called cheaters when they should be called heroes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And as they say, those in glasshouses shouldn't throw glasshouses.
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  Speaker 1: Well said that. Tony also good in those Our guest today,
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  Speaker 1: finally someone we actually want to have on, someone worth having.
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  Speaker 1: Eagles super Bowl legend, defensive great NFL Royalty, played for
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  Speaker 1: the Patriots.
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  Speaker 4: But we're going to look past who I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Long will be doing. You know, he's trying, Tony's
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  Speaker 1: thanks to your Time to get into the big news
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  Speaker 1: in our top story story. All right, first out the gate,
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  Speaker 1: a team in Philly who actually knows how to win.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles got back to their usual winning ways, all out,
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  Speaker 1: destroying the Dolphins thirty one to seventeen, and Tony This
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  Speaker 1: was more than just a win for the team, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely Jalen Hurts beat his old Alabama teammate Toua Tonga Vyloa.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, when you go back and look at
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  Speaker 2: the twenty eighteen National Championship game against Georgia where Tua
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  Speaker 2: came off the bench, you have to say that Nick
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  Speaker 2: Saban clearly made the wrong call in that moment. And
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  Speaker 2: also you have to say Jalen Hurts would have won
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  Speaker 2: that game if Nick Saban hadn't made such a poorly, misguided,
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  Speaker 2: regrettable decision.
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  Speaker 1: Great point, Tony. And you know another thing that must
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  Speaker 1: be mentioned about this game. The Dolphins were wearing white helmets.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly we brilliantly and correctly pointed out last week. The
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  Speaker 1: only reason Jalen Hurts lost to the Jets was because
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  Speaker 1: both teams were wearing green helmets and it was very confusing.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, when you look at Jalen Hurts's biggest losses,
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  Speaker 2: you can clearly see that it all has to do
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  Speaker 2: with helmet confusion. They're either the same color as the
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  Speaker 2: Eagles or Alabama. Jets wore green, confusing Chiefs war red
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  Speaker 2: just like Alabama and Georgia wore red. Two and of
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  Speaker 2: course the Cowboys. Jalen Hurts played high school football in Texas,
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Tony, And you know another development involving the Eagles,
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  Speaker 1: many jealous and pathetic NFL organizations are trying to petition
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  Speaker 1: the league to outlaw the tushbush because they say it
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  Speaker 1: quote violates the spirit of the game or whatever that means.
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  Speaker 1: And does that even mean? This is just totally wrong,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you look at what separates NFL athletes
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  Speaker 2: from athletes and other sports, it's clearly one thing ass size.
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  Speaker 2: NFL players have massive asses, and they should be able
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  Speaker 2: to use their huge asses to their advantage. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: if I was scouting quarterbacks, the first metric I would
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  Speaker 2: measure is ass size and make sure it is huge
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  Speaker 2: enough and round enough for maximum tush pushability. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it would be wrong to keep an athlete from using
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  Speaker 2: technically his biggest muscle.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing insight that, Dony and Diety. This has caused you
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  Speaker 1: to update your draft board, hasn't it. Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I used to have Caleb Williams going number one, but
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  Speaker 2: my sources tell me he has an alarmingly narrow ass
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  Speaker 2: and that has them very concerned. The scouts say his
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  Speaker 2: tush is simply not big enough to push, so that's
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  Speaker 2: why I now have him going sixth or seventh round
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  Speaker 2: at best.
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  Speaker 1: Just tremendous analysis, Tony. And if I may take a
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  Speaker 1: moment here on a serious note, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: say that my heart goes out to all the quarterbacks
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  Speaker 1: who had huge asses that would have been great for
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  Speaker 1: tush pushing, but were unfortunately ahead of their time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course, I'm talking about great men like JaMarcus Russell,
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  Speaker 1: who had a hugely massive ass that was perfect for
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  Speaker 1: today's NFL. And it's just such a shame that so
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  Speaker 1: many foolish people didn't value ass size at the time.
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  Speaker 4: So true. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now I'm move on to a major story out
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  Speaker 1: of college football. Michigan and their head coach Jim Harbor
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  Speaker 1: under fire for allegedly stealing signs from opponents by going
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  Speaker 1: to previous games and videotaping the signals from the sidelines.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, you know, there's a lot of people criticizing
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  Speaker 1: Michigan here, but we need to stand up for what's right,
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  Speaker 1: don't we, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: It's a terrible double standard here. How is it that
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  Speaker 2: when people steal signs during wars, they're called heroes, But
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  Speaker 2: when they steal signs during college football games, they're called cheaters.
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  Speaker 4: That makes no sense.
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  Speaker 2: You know, football is a lot like war. You got
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  Speaker 2: two sides. There's defense and offense. There's sneak attacks, bombs, shotguns,
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  Speaker 2: it's basically the same.
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  Speaker 1: Such a great point, Tony, And you know, just jumping
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  Speaker 1: off that, you people out there, you need to do
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  Speaker 1: more than not only study history, you also should study
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  Speaker 1: movie history. I mean, you look at any war movie
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  Speaker 1: that's ever been made, the guy who steals the signs
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  Speaker 1: is the hero, Isn't that right, Donny? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: There was that one about World War One where.
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  Speaker 2: Doctor Strange he built the computers to steal signs exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And of course that Nicholas Cage movie, one of his
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  Speaker 1: best win talkers. Yeah, I had to do with signs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And what about Independence Day with Bill Paxton. He had
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  Speaker 2: to steal the alien signs in order to beat the aliens.
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  Speaker 2: So Michigan's critics saying that if aliens invaded our planet,
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  Speaker 2: we wouldn't want to steal their signs doesn't make sense
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Meet dough Tony, and you know, I'd love to discuss
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  Speaker 1: this more. Maybe we will, because I see our guests
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  Speaker 1: coming on the line. So let's bring him on the
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  Speaker 1: Fusco Satellite Network Satellite World today. Our guessed is someone
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  Speaker 1: we actually want to have on the show for a change.
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Hero, a legendary defensive end one Super Bowl fifty
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  Speaker 1: two with the Eagles. Yeah, one another with the Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: But we're going to overlook about that, you know. Now
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  Speaker 1: we host the green Light podcast. He's trying to get
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  Speaker 1: in the media side, you know, like his dad, Howie Long,
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  Speaker 1: who's you know, way more successful at this. But you
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  Speaker 1: know that could still change. There's still time, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and we're giving him some help today, some exposure. So
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  Speaker 1: here he is, Chris Long, Welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: To the show.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back. You guys need to work on your intros.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, this guy's been in the business for like
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  Speaker 1: six months. All of a sudden he's given direction. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: let's work on your intro. You say, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: having me, thank you, forect you so much. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: He's not our little Rocky, but we'll come back. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Here Chris. So, as you know, on sports shows, just
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you in. You know, we talk about the
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  Speaker 1: top stories first, not not anything else. Okay, so the
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  Speaker 1: top story is these jealous haters out there, as you know,
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  Speaker 1: they want to ban the tushbush. You know, they say,
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  Speaker 1: a ridiculous fall within the spirit of the game, whatever
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  Speaker 1: that means. But aren't they forgetting the one thing NFL
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  Speaker 1: players have that other athletes don't, huge asses? You know,
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  Speaker 1: don't you think it would be wrong to keep a
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  Speaker 1: player from using technically his biggest muscle.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it would be wrong.
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  Speaker 6: I also don't think it's a push as much as
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  Speaker 6: a carry, like they were picking up Jalen Hurst the
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  Speaker 6: other night, like it was a child carrying in five
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  Speaker 6: to seven yards. And for the NFL, is it more
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  Speaker 6: unwatchable than six cutaways Taylor Swift every thirty seconds? Man,
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  Speaker 6: take thank you, I appreciate it. I'm not like a
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  Speaker 6: Swift hater like you know, I'm sure she's great, and
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  Speaker 6: I'm you know, Travis and her. I hope they live
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  Speaker 6: a long, happy life together. But the toush push is
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  Speaker 6: not hurting the game, is helping the game. This is like,
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  Speaker 6: don't forget about the demo of middle aged guys who
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  Speaker 6: want to see the touch push.
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  Speaker 5: I know you're trying to grow the game younger, audience.
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  Speaker 6: But I don't think it's a competitive advantage because other
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  Speaker 6: people are totally fine to try it. They haven't done
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  Speaker 6: it at the same rate. In fact, the Giants got
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  Speaker 6: two guys hurt doing it. So maybe it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: don't try this at home kind of situation, but it's not.
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  Speaker 6: It's not cheating by any means. If you want to
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  Speaker 6: draft bigger lineman if you don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Exact exactly what this will change how we evaluate quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think the first metric scouts will look at now,
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  Speaker 1: they'll look at ass size.
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  Speaker 5: Ass size? Yeah, I like that. I like that.
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  Speaker 6: You just you just line them up at the combine
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  Speaker 6: and just give them a firm smack in the ass,
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  Speaker 6: go down the line.
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  Speaker 5: Whoever's ass moves the least, that's the guy you want
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  Speaker 5: to be a.
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  Speaker 1: Grab tool, you know, because you need the roundness.
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  Speaker 6: Yep, Yeah, you want to you want to feel, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you want to feel. Maybe you could if you could
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  Speaker 6: set the playbook on the guy's ass, then then yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you got to draft that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Such a smart, scientific approach.
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  Speaker 2: The exactly you know I was choices tell us Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 2: His ass is alarmingly narrow as a scout and lineman.
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  Speaker 2: How concerned are you with Caleb Williams his ass size?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm going if I'm a scout, my first trip
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  Speaker 6: is to Chapel Hill to see what Drake May is
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  Speaker 6: working with back there.
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  Speaker 5: Because Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 6: As you mentioned a little, I don't know what his
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  Speaker 6: waist size is, but but I you know, I think
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  Speaker 6: he can fit into high rise pants, whatever kind of
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  Speaker 6: pants you want. I don't want a guy like that
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  Speaker 6: as my quarterback. I don't want a guy as my
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  Speaker 6: quarterback is wearing skinny jeans. You never see Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 6: and skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, he's got to wear big baggy pants because he's
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  Speaker 6: he's got a donk back there, and that's the kind
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  Speaker 6: of guy we want under center.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, they go, but you know, just to continue that point,
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  Speaker 1: they quickly get out. Do you think Jamacus Russell would
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  Speaker 1: have succeeded in today's NFL because he had such a
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  Speaker 1: hugely massive ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a totally different game now.
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  Speaker 6: I think like Marcus Russell would be one of these
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  Speaker 6: guys that it just it was it wasn't about him,
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  Speaker 6: it was the time and the place. I don't think
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  Speaker 6: football was ready for him ahead of his time. Kyle
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  Speaker 6: Trask is a little bit confusing to me because I
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  Speaker 6: think he should be getting more burn. Have you seen
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  Speaker 6: his ass?
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  Speaker 1: Not recently?
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  Speaker 5: Not recently?
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  Speaker 1: He said, you've got a Google.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys have Google in your studio,
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  Speaker 6: but you should google Kyle Trusk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how he's all right. Hold on, let's
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  Speaker 1: do this, Tony one second, real trask ass. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see this is called in show during show research.
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  Speaker 4: You don't get this another show.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. He is truly a buccaneer back then time
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  Speaker 1: some booty on the pirate shirt boy, I'll tell you that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no question, Yeah things, got his own zip code. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's he.
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  Speaker 6: I would insure yardage situations down in Tampa.
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  Speaker 5: I would put him under stand.
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  Speaker 4: Put him in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, this is terrific. NFL annouces exactly. You know,
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  Speaker 1: let's move on. Last week we made news, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: as you saw when we pointed out that the only
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  Speaker 1: reason Jalen Hurts lost to the Jets and struggled was
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  Speaker 1: because the Jets were also wearing green helmets. And that's
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  Speaker 1: confusing you know, as a former Eagle, wouldn't you be
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  Speaker 1: confused if you were playing the Jets, Like, wouldn't you
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  Speaker 1: be like, WHOA, which side of the field am I
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be lining up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Where am I?
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  Speaker 5: Which is what I think.
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  Speaker 6: The Kelly Greens is so genius because they kind of
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: look like the grass, and you know, it's easy to
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  Speaker 6: lose guys in that situation, whether it's a rusher or
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: it's or it's you know, AJ on fourth and three, Like,
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  Speaker 6: it's hard to see these guys. And I think the
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  Speaker 6: reason that Jalen hurts through that pick two weeks ago,
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  Speaker 6: thank you very much, is so that I could get
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  Speaker 6: the Eagles at a reasonable line on Sunday Night and
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: win a ton of money on the Birds because this
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: was free money. Had they won that game against the Jets,
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  Speaker 6: maybe they're four point favorites, maybe they're five point face
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  Speaker 6: they still cover, but I'd be a lot more scared
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  Speaker 6: to play the Eagles on Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: And minus thirteen. We won, Yeah, yep, we won big.
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  Speaker 5: An all line. You guys hit one of those all lines? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I bet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I loaded up on the Eagles, but but yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't think if they lose that spot, and in
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: all seriousness, man teams lose games.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, like I don't know if you
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  Speaker 5: realize really.
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: Not really yeah you not really? Okay, yeah, I mean
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: you're going to have these bumps in the road. And
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: I think it kept the public at bay when it
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: came to betting the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's talk about a game that we know
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: they're going to win. In two weeks. The Eagles play
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: the Cowboys. You know, let's just talk. Look back at
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  Speaker 1: the times you'll face Dak Prescott. Was that like a
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  Speaker 1: bye week for you?
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  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't like a bye week.
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  Speaker 6: You want to get out there and get good reps
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  Speaker 6: in situations where where your defense can get home and
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  Speaker 6: you can pick off Aaron Passes. So playing the Cowboys,
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  Speaker 6: you know, you look at it like a bye week,
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  Speaker 6: but you're sharpening your playmaking skills up.
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  Speaker 1: When you face Dak Prescott. What emotions do you think
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  Speaker 1: he was feeling, you know, fear, diarrhea, I think it was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was a lot of diarrhea.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was a lot of It was a
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  Speaker 6: lot of of anxiety. And honestly, like this was before
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: Trey Lance was even in the building. So you know
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: now that Trey Lance is in the building, the guy's
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: probably nervous just showing up to work.
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  Speaker 5: And then you get the Eagles see line.
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  Speaker 6: On top of that, I think they got a real
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  Speaker 6: advantage there exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in a previous show, we said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Dak's problem is that he throws the ball to forty
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  Speaker 1: nine ers. Right if something we know about Trey Lance,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't throw the ball to forty nine right now.
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  Speaker 1: It does not throw the ball forty nine er. He
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  Speaker 1: sees a forty niner. He throws it in the completely
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  Speaker 1: opposite direction. So are you saying the Cowboys should start
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  Speaker 1: Trey Lance instead of Dak.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think maybe Trey Lance should start when they
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: played the Niners, not that they will in the playoffs
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: or anything. They already had shot, but I think that
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: was a huge miss on their part.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: And you guys bring up a great point.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: There, you go, See it takes time. You know, you're
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: in the podcast business now, right, you know there's a
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: show out there you may have heard of called New Heights.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of this show.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I've heard of the show. I've heard of the show.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: I hear it's wildly entertaining.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: You see that. Actually, I'm a smart media approach. You
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: got Travis Kelcey talking about Taylor Swift and all that,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: you know, to drive ratings for your podcast. Have you
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: ever considered here discussing the A list pop stars that
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: you want.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: To Yeah, and the the nice thing about my podcast
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: is there aren't a lot of people listening, and certainly
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: my wife's not listening, so that's always a great Stye.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: I could maybe I could go there. Uh no, but
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: I think maybe like we could set somebody up on
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: the on the on the team with like a celebrity.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: I think that would be a lot of fun. But also,
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: like you got miss he's mister my auto. You know
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: what's next Dancing with the Stars? I mean he might
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: have been on Dancing with Stars and I just forgot
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: about it. The guy's on so many things, and I
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: think we're going to have Jason Kelcey fatigue too after
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: retirement because this guy can do whatever he wants. So,
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: uh yeah, maybe we need to hack into the main frame,
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: so to speak.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You know, this is why Tony and I only do
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: this show. We don't want to be over exposed, you know,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: we turned down all the Create Demand five hundred companies.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: We appreciate that you recently made headlines when you said
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: you you pitched a solution for all these NFL fans
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: fighting in the stands. You said that instead of stopping
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: the fights, we should put them in an octagon and
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: see who wins. So that leads to my next question.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: How much weed had you smoked when you said that?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Actually none that day.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: It was like waited a while that day, and you know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I just had tremendous clarity. I was driving over and
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: you know, you're looking at Dallas Cowboys fans, Chargers fans fight,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: and no covered in blood's no water, there's.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: No class, right.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: The Eagles fans have never been in a fight, which
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: I think is really and in fact, like they used
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: to have a jail at the vet just in case,
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: but I hear there was never anybody in there.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Good deterrent.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's a great deterrent.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: But like, as far as these these fights, not that
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I enjoy them, because we all agree that we can't
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: enjoy these fights for.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: But I just don't like the playing surface.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: We can't be fighting in the concourse beer drench concourse
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: I don't know how to score the fight, so selfishly,
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: I want to be able to enjoy these things. Let's
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: put them. You know, you guys ever heard of waivers.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I think I had to sign one before I came
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: on the show.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Waivers.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: The way they work is like whatever bad that happens,
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: it's no big deal. And so like I would just
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: sign a waiver, have these folks get in the in
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: the drunk tank if you will, to cage, and you
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: could have people side bet these fights. And I think,
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: you know, it's just another stream of revenue for the NFL, you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Know, don'y I think we might need to start smoking
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: whatever you're smoking. I kind of think that was a idea. Then, yeah, exactly,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Well, you'll send us a little of that
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: care of Tony he hands.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you know Tony is a drug guy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could say, I'm an entrepreneur of sorts.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: So we'll just leave where you go. That's that's the way. Okay.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: But you know, we are businessmen, and you know now
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: that you're in podcasts, you know you did a good
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: job last week because you made headlines. You know, we're
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: really experts at making what you'd call viral content. We
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: know your clickable headlines, and you know, since your brethren,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you know we're both going to have the Eagles organization.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: We want to help you make more clickable content. Okay,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: so we're going to set you up and you just
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: answer it. Now here you go. So here's your first question. Okay,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: who was the worst teammate you ever had?
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: You tell me?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yep, think of all the views you'll get, all the hits.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Michael Bennett, because you know, Michael Bennett used to make
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: me drive him home from work every day at Novacare.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: I had to google his career earnings. It's it's fucking
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: what you would expect. He would never drive himself home.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: He'd wait for two hours till I finished studying film,
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: just hovering around me and make me drive him the
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: complete opposite direction that I was driving.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Chris Long, says Michael Benichael Bennett cheap thing also headline.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: Also, the rush lanes at times were really challenging. You know,
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: we'd be right on top of each other trying to
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: rush the quarterback. So as much as I enjoy Michael Bennett,
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: that's my answer. It might be Michael Bennett the best,
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: worst teammate of all time because nobody made me laugh harder.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: But I never wanted to drive.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Would be a nice he bet with hedging up. Here's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: your next one. Who is the smelliest player you ever
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: played with or against?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, envision the headline, Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Your name on the front page about.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: How we long Sun says Blank is the smelliest.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: MSN dot com Brandon Graham.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Okay, I always smell like food because he was always eating,
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: you know, whatever time of day it was, he was snacking,
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: so we'd have like cheat you know, cheese, cheeseball residue.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Somebody wanted to block him.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Chris calls Brandon Graham nasty smelly pig, see.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Perfect, and yeah, and guys didn't want to block him.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: You see all these these times.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Look at his hands.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting hands.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: He's got cheetos all over his fingertips.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Absolutely disgusting. Great headline there. Okay, here you're on a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: roll here, Chris, So here you go. Another one for you.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you were obviously dammates with the great legend
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Nick Foles, the Great. We asked this solely out of
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: journalistic responsibility. How giant is his.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: You see my arm hold on, let me look hold
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: on that. Wow, it's like that.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It was like that the shrinkage in the shower or
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I don't think shrinkage. I think like an entire weather
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: system would have to move in to uh to create
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: shrinkage for Nick Foles.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's like a cold shower is
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: going to do it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: You got a cold front. You need like, you know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: like the jet stream to bring in something. This is such,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: this is journalism right here.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: You know this.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: You know the slides that people in the event that
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: the plane gets in when these planes get grounded, they
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: always act like you just slide down the slide.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: It's not like that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: If Nick Foles were on a plane that had an
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: emergency land think they could theoretically slide down on his
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: giant basically.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so at the beginning of every flight they would
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: be like, hey, seatbelts fastened.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: You know, here your life jackets.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: We're not gonna need those because if Nick can swim,
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: we can all just hop on the life the lifeboat,
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: the banana boat. But if in the event that we
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: have to d plane, Nick, you know, Nick, there's the
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: exit and we get Jason Peters to throw the door,
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: because that always seems like it's a hard thing. You
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: gotta turn it and then throw the door. So JP,
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: you got the door, and then Nick you just you
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: just let that thing, yeah, and zip your pants. Saving lives.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: The first guy off the plane is going to be
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Dougy P. And then we let the players go after
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Dougy P. So we had to hold your old down.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, see there it is. Chris Long says Nick Foles's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: penis is so big it could save lives.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: It could save lives.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Nick Royoles has life saving penis. Okay, would you be
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: willing to call Nick Foles and ask him to take
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: a picture of his you know, just out of journalistic responsibility,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: so he could send it there to us right now now.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: See I have no need to see it again. I
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: mean it's kind of like.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Asking you as as you know, we had you on
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the show, We gave you exposure.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Now you return it the favor to us and you
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: get Nick Foles to send us.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: You know, it's only fair.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: Oh so it's it's a quid pro quote.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, helping me by having me on the show, I'm
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: helping you guys by getting a pic from Nick Foles. Yes,
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: just for journalists, we could get you a Brett Farv
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: more easily.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you see we've seen that one already
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: again out of journalistic purposes.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you couldn't evacuate assessment with Brett Farv Steel.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: No not.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: We're just asking you get on your phone now and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: text Nick Foles and just say hey, I'm not I can't.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I guess one show.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, we you a favorite video.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Well, guess what Chris last, Chris Long, Chris, Chris Shore.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Because you spent on this show. They said, this show,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: for this show?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Is it off the line?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Jay, hang up the phone.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You know, he clearly still needs to learn how this
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: business works. He's just an amateur there.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That interview went on way too long. Yeah,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: you know it was good.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It was good for a little up there, but then
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you know he kind of blew it at the end. Exactly.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: We don't want to take this dynas thank our sponsor,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: of course, our good friends at sales and yeah yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: hold on, Oh was on way too long? Yeah, what
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: do you want?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: What correct corrections?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Why hurry up?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: You said you project Catle Williams to be drafted in
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: the sixth or seventh round.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, totally.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, every draft board has him going number one. There's
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: no way he's dropping that far in the draft.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're going to be dropping far off
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: my balcony.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have you going number one into my incinerator.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Boom, that's it, no more, let's leave. Let's go second, Harry.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Second, you said Alabama beat Georgia in the twenty eighteen
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: National Championship game.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, yes, that's not actually correct.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Even though the game was played in twenty eighteen, it's
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: technically considered the twenty seventeen National Championship.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to be
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: technically considered dead. Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Right now, there's only one thing. You're technically considered a virgin.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don let's get out of it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You said Bill Paxton was in the movie Independence Day.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah bro, great president, Bro.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Unforgettable performance.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: No, that was Bill Pullman, not Bill Paxton. They're two
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: totally different people.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, your head is going to be independent
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: from your body after I decapitate you.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're going to be two different people when
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: we chop up your body.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's something that will get you all shaken?
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: What do we guess?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What we're making it doing? Row here another Eagles super
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Bowl legend coming to the show next week. Nick Foles, wakay,
• 28:17
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• 28:21
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• 28:24
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• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to go viral every week. And Dony, great job as always.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Same to you, Poorly, another fallless show.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: We'll see you people next week.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: See y