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Erection Day | Son of a Boy Dad #248 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: It is two forty five pm and we are here
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  Speaker 1: live from h Q three. It's erection day.
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  Speaker 3: It's the mischievous night before election day, erection day, errection day,
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  Speaker 3: where you take your ballot boxes, fucking tip them over.
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  Speaker 3: You just fuck the shit out of your ballot box
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  Speaker 3: all night.
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  Speaker 1: You fuck the slot. You know that these ballot boxes
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  Speaker 1: are just unattended.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't find a ballot box.
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  Speaker 1: There's one by like I was in Philly, and there's
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  Speaker 1: one by like the library where I used to get
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  Speaker 1: dropped off of the bus. Yeah. I could have easily
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  Speaker 1: fucking strapped some C four to it if you want.
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  Speaker 1: I could have bone a sky high if I wanted to,
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  Speaker 1: But I chose not to.
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  Speaker 3: I voted and I did it by mail, and I
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  Speaker 3: had to go to a post I had to go
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  Speaker 3: in the post office, which I don't like doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because the post office people in New York are so mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they I mean they probably have to do with
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  Speaker 1: so much shit. I know they probably like lose a
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  Speaker 1: soldier every like third day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't even have do they not even
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  Speaker 3: have the blue boxes? Like the blue mailboxes in New
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  Speaker 3: York City.
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  Speaker 1: There must have been too many people, I think people
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  Speaker 1: were just fucking destroying them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because like I was looking, like I found
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  Speaker 3: one on Google Maps and I went to where it
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  Speaker 3: should have been and it wasn't there anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think people just took them or do you
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  Speaker 1: think it's like they're replaced with the recycling thing that
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  Speaker 1: is solar powered? Do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: In my neighborhood, they're just like just like recycling shit
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  Speaker 1: instead of I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: They said you could drop it off at like a
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  Speaker 3: voting center, and then I went to the closest voting
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  Speaker 3: center and who was in like an elementary school while
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  Speaker 3: they were letting the kids out, And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll just not vote if I.
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  Speaker 1: Have to drop it off there.
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  Speaker 3: If I have to walk into this school while all
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  Speaker 3: of these kids are leaving.
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  Speaker 1: School pushing little tiny Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was like the day it was like Wednesday, Like
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  Speaker 3: they were all wearing Halloween costumes and shit, and I
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  Speaker 3: was just gonna just stampede through them, no interest in that.
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  Speaker 1: They definitely hit you with a hard stranger danger.
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  Speaker 3: Oh absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: The local police officer that works in the school has
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  Speaker 1: to have his antenna up with you. Or walking through.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know why they do that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why that there has to be like half of
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  Speaker 1: New York is empty, half of New York is empty
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  Speaker 1: buildings and offices, and they still just have to have
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  Speaker 1: it at elementary schools or fucking libraries or old people
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  Speaker 1: homes or wherever the fuck they're making people vote. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel yeah, I feel like they could just have
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  Speaker 3: it at one of the fucking skyscrapers in Midtown that's
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  Speaker 3: completely empty, just have like thirty floors of voting centers.
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  Speaker 1: Those places literally keep the lights on all night long,
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  Speaker 1: I think, just to make the skyline the cot like
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  Speaker 1: drive into New York at night and then all the
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  Speaker 1: buildings have all the lights on on every single floor.
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  Speaker 3: I have seen that, but you always see that more
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  Speaker 3: from your view.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking yeahs fucking sublime. Yeah, threw me for
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  Speaker 1: a loop. What uh? What what's your uh? Where'd you
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  Speaker 1: where'd you vote? Where? What'd you vote for?
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  Speaker 3: You never asked someone that question? I wrote in Mike Pence.
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  Speaker 1: Free pens Dog. I can't believe that it's that's finally
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  Speaker 1: upon us. I literally have are, legitimately have no idea
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen? Neither do I.
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  Speaker 3: You can, like, uh, bet on it, you can bet
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  Speaker 3: on it, but it's like it feels.
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  Speaker 1: Is that is that real? Is that regulated? You can
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  Speaker 1: not only bet on it, but you can like buy
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  Speaker 1: stocks of somebody. So if someone told me that's what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they bought like Kamala at thirty two cents and she's
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  Speaker 1: already up to forty five cents, what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Not a bad not a bad profit, but how many
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  Speaker 1: sense you need to be to be president a dollar? Maybe?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, and I've never heard of that. Ever,
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  Speaker 1: This shit doesn't make any sense. And then the same
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  Speaker 1: person told me that they thought that the markets all
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  Speaker 1: shifted because Elon put a bunch of money on Trump
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  Speaker 1: that he like predicted.
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  Speaker 3: The market shifted because Elon bought stock in Trump.
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  Speaker 1: I think, or in these like third party or I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know who who is organizing this stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: don't either.
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  Speaker 3: I keep on getting ads for it on Twitter though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: being like bet on the election. But that doesn't make
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  Speaker 3: sense to me because wouldn't that be similar to like
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  Speaker 3: if you were a football player and you bet on
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  Speaker 3: your like you bet like because you have an impact
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  Speaker 3: on the game, Like, if you vote, shouldn't you not
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  Speaker 3: be allowed to bet on the election?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right, that does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I guess you only have one vote.
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  Speaker 1: Like a football everybody in the football fandom could just
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  Speaker 1: score like one point or something. I guess. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. It is fucking bizarre, though, Yeah, is this
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  Speaker 1: has to be the first time this was all happening? No,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's been.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you could do that for a while,
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  Speaker 3: but I feel like maybe this is the first time you
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  Speaker 3: can do it on mine, like just like an app.
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  Speaker 1: I also saw that this year, like the campigs cost
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  Speaker 1: thirty five billion dollars total, and like twenty nine billion
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  Speaker 1: of that was just advertising, and almost all of that
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  Speaker 1: was TV advertising.
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  Speaker 3: You said thirty five billion. Yeah, Jesus Christ, is that's
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  Speaker 3: so much money just on the camp Like on'm both combined.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane. That's insane, And that it's all good
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  Speaker 1: just going to TV ads. So like whenever that ad
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  Speaker 1: comes on, someone's just like just like scrolling on their phone.
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  Speaker 1: You'd think that there would be better places where they
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  Speaker 1: could catch people.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're they're pumping it on Twitter right now.
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  Speaker 1: The actual ads are just uh a big elon No like.
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  Speaker 3: Actual ads like if you go on too, like the
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  Speaker 3: search bar on Twitter, it's all just politics. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: it says like paid for by the Trump campaign. How
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  Speaker 3: much does that cost? That can't be that the total
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  Speaker 3: ads that they've run on Twitter can even equal five
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  Speaker 3: hundred million dollars, let alone a billion.
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  Speaker 1: And they said that almost all the money is just
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  Speaker 1: on TV. TV has to be licking their chops.
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  Speaker 3: Well they said that, uh, because they ran the Trump
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  Speaker 3: I saw Trump ran an ad yesterday during Monday night,
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  Speaker 3: during Sunday night football, and I guess that I think
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  Speaker 3: that costs a ton of money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he came on and he was just like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know Tony Hinchcliff. Did you see that he
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  Speaker 1: was like distancing him. I did. He did, Yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: some weird interview that he was like some comedian. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know him. I've never heard of him, never seen
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  Speaker 1: him in He's like, I still don't know him. I
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  Speaker 1: still don't know him, never want to know him, not
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  Speaker 1: gonna learn his name, not gonna go see his beautiful
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  Speaker 1: show in Austin at the Mothership.
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  Speaker 3: He has to know him, right, that has to do
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  Speaker 3: you mean know him, know of him, or he has
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  Speaker 3: to know.
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  Speaker 1: Of the dude that spoke at his rally. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I bet I bet not.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think they even gave him like a briefing, like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, Tony Hinchcliff is going to open the rally.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he. Do you think that he knows
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  Speaker 1: like Will and Taylor?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's spoken to them face to face
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  Speaker 3: for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no slight to the bros. But I just
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  Speaker 1: think that he's just doing all media. He's just like
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  Speaker 1: taking media in. I mean, do you think Rogan, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think he knows the most famous man on earth.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it was funny that it was
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  Speaker 1: funny how how much gravity that situation held.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we talked about it. I thought you
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: were joking.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron had a Lebron had an Instagram post about it
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  Speaker 1: with Tony. It was like the cover up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: People are pissed. I know, it's fucking insane. I can't that.
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  Speaker 1: That just shows how much power comedy has. Comedy's so
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  Speaker 1: fucking back, is it. I don't know, No, I wish
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  Speaker 1: I could buy like stocks of comedy and comics. And
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  Speaker 1: what do you think Tony's scent is at? I think
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  Speaker 1: weirdly his scent is high.
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  Speaker 3: You think it's over thirty two cents? What do you
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  Speaker 3: think it went to after he spoke?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's skyrocketed for a brief second and then
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  Speaker 1: uh and then it might be you might be able
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  Speaker 1: to buy the dip on Tony right now? Which is
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  Speaker 1: the best time to buy the dip bi Loo Tony's
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  Speaker 1: like bitcoin, Yeah, all right, but bitcoin's not dipping. Bitcoin
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  Speaker 1: is fucking sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about crypto. Yeah, but uh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to for it to be over. I'm excited
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  Speaker 3: for it to be over, for sure, But I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, what do you really even want? I just
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  Speaker 3: want people to stop talking about it. But they're never
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  Speaker 3: going to, Like, if Trump loses, they're gonna start Tyler,
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna be like five more years of Trump.
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  Speaker 1: But think about how good your comedy career is done
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  Speaker 1: over the last four years under Kamala. I know it's true,
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  Speaker 1: Coupa hits changed things for your comedy career. Whenever people
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  Speaker 1: are like, are you better off than you were four
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  Speaker 1: years ago. It's like, well, like I've been I'm older.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, four years older. I don't know if I'm better off.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you were making more money than you were
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  Speaker 1: four years ago, I guess. But it's like, are you
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  Speaker 1: going to blame that on the president? No, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think my comedy career is impacted by Kamala
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  Speaker 3: Harris or Donald Trump. You got to be a pretty
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  Speaker 3: high level of a comedian for the president to be
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  Speaker 3: impacting your comedy career?
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  Speaker 1: Or like, is he is he taxing your spot pay?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not right now, that's amazing then, I know, is that
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  Speaker 1: kind of as a tip? Dude?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if spot pay counts as tips? Probably does,
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  Speaker 3: no tax on tips.
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  Speaker 1: If Trump really is the comics president, he would go
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  Speaker 1: out and say that he's not going to tax your
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  Speaker 1: spot pay. Oh yeah absolutely. But by the time half
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  Speaker 1: the people are listening to this, it's gonna be over.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, doesn't that shit always last? Doesn't like Nevada
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  Speaker 3: end up always like taking a.
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  Speaker 1: Week, not always like historical like every other election. They
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  Speaker 1: knew that night of and there's more technology. Now, how
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: is there more technology, and they're more unsure of it,
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  Speaker 1: Like shouldn't the connectivity of the internet make this shit
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  Speaker 1: way more accessible immediately? Like Abraham Lincoln knew the fucking
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  Speaker 1: night of Yeah, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't understand. That's the one thing I
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  Speaker 3: don't really understand about the mail in ballots. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: so I mailed mine in on what Thursday? Like, is
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  Speaker 3: what are the odds that even gets to where it
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  Speaker 3: has to go? Like, what are the odds that anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Ever sees that ballot? Almost zero?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all made up numbers.
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  Speaker 1: With the disgruntled PA postal workers. Yeah, you're in that ship.
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  Speaker 3: They take that ship, they throw it straight in the
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  Speaker 3: fucking fire, just fuel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in trouble for having voted. That was your
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  Speaker 1: first fucking mistake. She's trying to do my civic duty,
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  Speaker 1: participan because you can't complain just trying to vote.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was really only doing it to vote local,
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  Speaker 3: is what everyone says, Like vocals, locals, all that matters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, voting AOC. Yeah, the only thing that matters with her. Madden,
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  Speaker 1: plain ass you vote?
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  Speaker 3: Did you vote yes on?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: What was it? What does it want? Drop? Joe one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was Prop one?
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  Speaker 1: Weed in Florida?
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  Speaker 3: But what was Prop one was something with like transgender people,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Was it? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Some late some old lady on the street was like,
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  Speaker 3: vote yes on Prop one and I said, I already voted,
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  Speaker 3: And then I realized I didn't vote for Prop one?
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  Speaker 1: Did you vote to no? Or you just skipped the prop?
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  Speaker 3: I think I just skipped the props?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, you just bet straight. You don't bet props, brom.
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  Speaker 3: I'm there just to bet for the heavy hitters, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean the prop the the prop questions are like
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  Speaker 3: that's like betting fucking like.
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  Speaker 1: First quarter results.
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  Speaker 3: Or like a first is gonna win the first quarter?
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  Speaker 3: Who's going to score on the next try?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just like bets that like doesn't And those
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  Speaker 1: people who are doing that, they can't even be that
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  Speaker 1: qualified to be politicians.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, you really should be able to bet just on
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  Speaker 3: like the draft kings platform like or not even bad vote,
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  Speaker 3: Like it's such an easy in our face to use yes,
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  Speaker 3: just like over like who you want the money line?
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  Speaker 1: And they're so strict with the information, like there if
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  Speaker 1: there's like a messed up bed or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: or they're just so uh scrupulous over at DraftKings. DraftKings
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  Speaker 1: should be in charge of it all over Under electoral votes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I think you have to be able to
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  Speaker 1: vote that some someway or somehow. On TikTok, I see
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  Speaker 1: people like being like I got Bien d like or
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: whatever trumpet plus two ninety five electoral votes or something
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: like that. I don't know. I'm surprised there's not more
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: ads on TikTok, But I don't know how you would
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: make people look at the ad on TikTok. Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I think you just pay TikTok enough money and then
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: they just go, all right, we're gonna show this to
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: everyone that has the app I know.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: But people just get the fuck out of it unless
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: it's super appealing right away. You need Corona cop yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: busting it up and dumping them out Maga Magies for
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: fucking Maga. Maybe she's an op in that way. You
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: need Dean Winters fighting Bryce Hall. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: really know.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, isn't there a whole science behind the advertising
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: with like I think there was like some I read
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: something or I watched something about it with like coke
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: and pepsi. How like coke is still so advertised even
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: though they really don't need to advertise, but they do
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: it because that way when someone when you have like
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: an option for coke or pepsi, you're just gonna go,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna do coke. Yeah, I always just because
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I trust the brand more, I see the name.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: When I was in Africa, they just buy They buy
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: awnings of stores. Yeah, they just put like a coke
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: onning on like a random business. Just I don't know
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: what an awning is like, uh, the shady part in
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: front of the business just like ah, like basically a
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: sign on buildings that don't sell coke. But they're just
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: putting coke signs everywhere so that people will be like, oh,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: let's go here and get a coke. No, just so
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: people are aware of coke. Like this is a coketown.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: This is just like coke. There's just coke awnings all
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: over Ethiopia and.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Iceland. It's all pepsi max. Really, yeah, did you not
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: notice that when you were in Iceland.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think I did.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: They don't have like any others. It's literally just Pepsi
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: max everywhere. I literally think that. It was like they
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: they the United States, no one was buying Pepsi Max,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: so they just sent them all to Iceland for like
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: twenty five bucks.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I like Pepsi max.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: What it's like the same thing as coke zero, right, Yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: which I also like Pepsi max is trash.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: See you've been indoctrinated by the Ethiopians.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I'd rather have a diet coke. All I would drink
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: was the gulls dolls were pretty solid. That was going
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: ham off the fucking goal.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Should I tell you that?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: When I was I was getting ready to go fishing,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I found like an old pair
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: of fishing pants that I hadn't used in a while,
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: and I found just a crushed gull can in them.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You smuggled back, Yeah, surprised they didn't get you at
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: the border. I know. I saw someone saying something nasty
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: about Iceland on like Overrated travel Places that it was
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: like one of the most overrated, no bag for your
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: buck travel places. That's crazy. We're trying to go back.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I want to go back. I would go back now.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It's a weekend. It's a weekend. I'm trying to go
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: back for like a week. It's a week trip. It's
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, did you go next week? I'm trying.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: We're trying to figure out where we want to go
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: fishing next year.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Where's the options Montana, Canada, Iceland or the Bahamas? Bahamas?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, surprisingly, probably the cheapest option out.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Of all of those. Bahamas is amazing.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to go to the Bahamas. It's just
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: different fishing. It's saltwater fishing for bonefish, which are like
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: supposed to be one of the hardest fish to catch.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: But that would be amazing. And you're on like a
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: nice you probably get a pretty nice charter. No, we
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: would go no guide. Yeah, you just walk though, you
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: just walk the flats. Oh really Yeah, well you want
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: to go on a boat?
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: No?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Interesting? I don't even know they had flats out there
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: in the Bahamas.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, they got good flats, big time flat
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: salt Yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Wow, I gotta get out there with you.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: I think you maybe get like a kayak or something.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I think that makes it easier. But I think we
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: would just go probably kayak and then walk.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna go to the Bahamas. We might.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, my buddy Bow's done it multiple times.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Is it. What about all the sun though, or the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: fact that you guys would be popping top.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: We would not be popping top.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: That's what's dangerous about it. Yeah, not with those uvs. Yeah,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the uvs are no.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: You gotta wear you gotta wear fucking uh like a
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: ship ton of UV gear. You gotta wear like fingerless
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: gloves so you don't get sunburns on your hands because
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the sun is so strong out there.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Just you like a seventies gangster and fingerless
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: gloves like you're in the Warriors or something shit like that.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: You gotta wear the gator with like a hat that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: covers your ears and shit, I heard you have to
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: wear like a spiked mohawk and a flash with your
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: sleeves ripped. Absolutely, Yeah, to go through fingerless gloves, Yeah,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: just a big jfit. Yeah, you have to ride a
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Harley across the It's the only way. They got pigs
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: out there. I think they have wild pigs you're gonna
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: have to contend with for those bonefish.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: The wild oars, what are they bores? Wild boars?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they got bores out there. I've been killing I've
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: been seeing a lot of footage of people smoking feral
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: hogs with guns.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: That's like a big thing though, isn't there isn't there
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: a thing where you can like ride in a helicopter
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: and just gun them down.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, these these pictures are like land quality pictures. What
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: does that mean? Or like they or like it's it's
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: not from a helicopter. It's just someone like a hog
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: just like running by someone and they're just like dust
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: them right there and the body just falls at their feet.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: But they're an invasive species and they're like do people
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: eat them?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Maybe they're gross, maybe maybe they
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: roast them.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: So it's just like for it's literally just like target practice,
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: like you just go out there and you're just like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: let's just go kill these pigs.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're invasive because we're allowed to.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. They have that with some fish though, like pike.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: There's like certain pike if piker in some rivers, it's
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: like you're you're are like legally supposed like you're not,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Like the law is that if you catch them, you're
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: supposed to kill them.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. Or like Nutrio in uh New Orleans, or
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I mean even the lantern flies.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the lantern flies. There's like, yeah, I'm
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: always getting notices being like if you see one of these,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: kill it immediately.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I saw a lady running in my neighborhood and she
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: spot a lantern fly and like double back stomped it
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and then fucking went back on her run.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: You got you can't even just stomp them. You gotta
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: stomp them and drag them. She take a video of
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: it just in case someone thinks that you didn't kill it,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: like proof, and like I did kill that.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Your pelts, yeah, just up on your wall like a hunter.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all the lantern flies that you've killed.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I killed those things all the time.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It still is like, uh, I mean millimeters straight into
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: one of those on the street. Put your wings. They're
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: doing suicide by a cop, these lantern flies buzzing at
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: a cop unloading the clip. It still is like, uh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sound like too much of a
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: bleeding heart, but I do. It is just it is
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: wild that you just like have to kill them. I'm
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: at a phase of my life where if there's a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: bug in my apartment, I'm gonna put it on a
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: piece of paper and let it out the window and then.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Gilly I'm always just kill immediately. And then if I
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: get a bug in my apartment, if I just kill
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: it instantly. Yeah, yeah, there's like a bug that's been
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: dead in my shot, like on this other side of
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: my shower for tiny little bug.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: It's like kind of like sending a message to the
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: other bugs. It's being like, this is what goes on here.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: It's like on the road to roam, how all the
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: there used to be like skulls on spikes of all
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: the prisoners or whatever, the people that broke the law
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: on the roadway to round.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: It's setting an example public shaming.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Just you need to start like dressing them up, like
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: make a circle of them. Yeah, fucking just show the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: scarlet letter on one of them. Yeah, so this is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: what happens. Were like kill a bunch of them and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: then leave one alive, like nine, Tell the rest of
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the lantern five what happened.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Go back to your friends, tell them what went down.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: And tell them what you saw here. Dude.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I did have like two roaches a while ago, a
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: couple months ago, I found like, but I would only
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: find them dead.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I would never find them alive.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: And then I just got like forty of those roach motels.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: No roaches since then cleared them out.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Did they Did you find them dead in the roach motels? No?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I found them dead on the same in the same
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: spot both times. But there's nothing around there. It's very
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: weird placement.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: There's probably some kind of ritualistic suicide. Yeah. They probably
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: were throwing themselves off of your sink after having to
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: live in your apartment, just going on old factory meals
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: that they found in the back of your freezer.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: My fridge could not be more empty, really, Yeah, because
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I went on the road and then I came home
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: and I realized that it was opened.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It was like barely cracked, but even barely cracked will
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: make a nasty stink. Oh, and there was puddle of
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: water everywhere. That's bad. Yeah. If you leave a fridge
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: open for like ten minutes, your drinks will start sweating. Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: they'll be on suicide watch. Yeah, I had.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I had a fresh row tists in there too. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: had eighty six it damn.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Four dollars ninety five cents down the drain now, devastating road.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Tisury chickens are so cheap.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: All I have in my fridge now is just Heinekens
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: zero unused when for a special occasion tonight?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe probably the election. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: tonight when people are listening. When people are listening, you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: can crack a fucking what is it like? Six twelve?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: How many of you got in there?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Six forty five? Forty five Heinekens zeros for Trump?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Was he forty six?
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Brother? Or he's going to be forty sety six? Oh?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Got it? Got it? Got it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Isn't it so weird that Biden's still the president?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Yes? That is extremely weird.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: That shit have him biting the kids was so.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think I saw it. You didn't see it?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Is it old? No?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I remember how if the kids now Halloween he was
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: just bite He was just nibbling on kids. I think
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: they said he was like eighty in a row, eighty bites. Yeah,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: he was like I guess for Halloween they would like
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: all these kids would come up and they would like
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: trigger treat at the White House, and like these babies
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: would be like presented to Biden. He would just like
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: nibble on their leg and then hand it back.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: He was probably going for the record.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he went eighty consecutive bites eight.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So hungry, but a hungry hungry press. He was starving.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Good for him, though, he probably was just suckling a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: little bit of adrenochrome out of the their ankle. Absolutely,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: they probably had a glandular drip right at their achilles
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: tend and yeah, he could just suckle at the adrena
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: chrome big time. Did you were you out in the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: West Village for Halloween? Yeah? Did you experience it? It
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: was devastating. It was so insane. Dude, I had to
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: get to the stand for a show. He couldn't move.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I got on the bike and I started heading there,
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: and then all of six Stave was closed, or I
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: guess not all of it, but they were like I
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: had to like go and ask like multiple different cops
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: where to go, and then I had to go all
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: the way up. But then like all the streets are closed,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: like the uber eats. Dudes are like driving at you. Yeah,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: it got to a point where I just had to
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: like walk the bike like a mile.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I was relentlessly dinging. Oh really, I was dinged. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: didn't stop dinging the entire time. People were walking against me,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: People are walking in the bike lane. People gays are
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: shaking ass. People are on motorcycles playing fucking Young Gigi
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and Akon songs. There was just too many people. I mean,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: how many people were out had to have been in
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the millions. It was in the millions. It was eighty degrees.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: It was I mean, I wish I observed Halloween because
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it was probably the best Halloween ever for if you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: were a cocaine adult, gay twenty four year old looking
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: for a fuck fest, Yeah, there was probably a fucking
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: There was no shortage of fuck fests. Dude.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I had to bike up to Abracadabra to try and
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: get a costume for the stand show.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I got to Abracadabra. It looked like it was a
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: nice club and Drake was performing inside. Dude, there was
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: police outside and there was a line around the block forever.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I walked to the front of the line because I
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: was like, surely this isn't to buy a costume at
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: eight pm on Halloween. I was like, there must be
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: like a party happening inside. So I went up and
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, is this just a line to get in?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh yeah, what. I just turned
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: around immediately. I tried to go find a party city.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: If you look up on maps, Google Maps or Apple Maps,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: if you look up party city in Manhattan, maybe seven
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: hundred party cities come up. Not one of them exists.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: They are all empty stores. People don't party anymore. No
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: partying is dead now. I was trying to find just
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: like a fucking mask or like a cape to wear.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: A cape would have been amazing. So I ended up
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: just having to go Jersey. So I had to go
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Drake May Jersey. That's sweet, that's enough. It's still bad ass.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's badass. Yeah, it's mainly and it's better than doing nothing. Yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: who are you? Drake May?
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Exactly Drake May, and everyone's like, who the fuck is
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Drake May?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Drake May. You see Drake being nasty to DeMar de Rosen?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, that was mean. Fuckaty here, pussy.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I don't understand what's the beef with them?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: De Mar de Rosen used to play for Toronto. He
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: probably was at Drake's. He probably partied at Drake's mansion. Yeah,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: probably partied at each one of Drake's mansions. And then
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: he was in the Not Like Us video because he's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: from Compton, damn, because he went to USC I think
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: he's from Is he from Compton or just California or
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just La super Compton. Damn couldn't be more compident.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: That's brutal. So Drake called him out.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, Drake didn't stand for any of the funniness,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: any of the funny stuff.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Well, if there's one thing about Drake is he's gonna
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: stand on business.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Oh he said, yeah, he staid on business. He was
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: standing on biddiness. And it was impressive of him. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: And to Martha Rosen was and he had a goofy
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: ass response, what do you say? Drake was like, if
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: you put if you put his name in the rafters,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call up there and tear it down. And
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: he's like, well, he's gonna have a long way to
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: climb up, so good luck. Yeah, that's a pretty weak
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: response on terrible reponse.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: He's gonna need a big ladder to get up there,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: just lotlike if I mean, it just really doesn't make
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: sense to say that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know how he's planning on getting up there
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: with my banner. But because the elevator only goes up
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: to the sixth floor and then you have to walk
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: across the catwalk.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: It's probably gonna cost a lot of money and just
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: logistically to get that down.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Logistically, it'll be tough for Drizzy. Yeah, I did see that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I saw a lot. There was a lot of good
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: sports this week, a lot of good like sports stuff,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: not even the sports being played, but just like Joel
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Embiid shoving the reporter and did you see that? I
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: know he park benched a reporter. Really, he had Tyres,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Max and Neil behind a reporter and he fucking shoved
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: him over for saying nasty things about his brother.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Did he do it on purpose?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah? The guy wrote a nasty article about his brother,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: his dead brother. Oh shit, and then he uh and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: then he park benched him. So he just came at him. Yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Park benched him.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: That's brutal, that's Jason Kelsey saw that guy, those slurs.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: But it seems like the gay community has decided to
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: back him, which is always good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Well, he looks like a prototype bear. I think the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: gay community is still just hoping that he gives them
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: a chance. Yeah, that he gets a little bit too
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: drunk off of his proprietary beer brand, and fucking does
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: he have a beer beer brand? Why is that so hard?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: To say he has a beer brand, that's what he
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: was there promoting. He had a twelve pack of it
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and he had to set it down so he could
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: destroy that man's property and they clown. Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that was pretty sick. One thing that
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I feel like no one really talked about in that
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: video is that he spikes the guy's phone and then
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: he takes the phone.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Did you see that?
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he spikes it and then he turns around, he
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: picks the phone up and puts it in his pocket.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I wonder wonder if it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Was just to be like, no one's going to get
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: this video, but like he didn't know that there was.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Filming. People were following him, like John Lennon, Yeah, just
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: mobbing him. It's nuts to do that when people are
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: mobbing you and following you. But also he's that boy
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: is rich with testosterone. Oh yeah, especially first season off,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: first season off. He just has always pent up testosterone.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: He hasn't Toush pushed in fucking a full season.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: No, and you're just watching, You're just watching another center
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: out there get failing the Tousch push multiple times.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had that. I mean he that this was
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: before the failed touch pushes. But imagine if this Penn
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: State fan had tried to assault him after he saw
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: those touch bushes would have killed him.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: He would have he would have been spiking everyone's phones,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: or he would be trying to hide evidence of a murder.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: He would have been spiking full flat screen TVs, just
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: entire closed circuit television systems. Yeah, he's a man, though.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: No one cares. You see, no one cares that. He
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: said with the f sler. Do you see Pookah Hookah
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and Okua or whatever his name is, punch that guy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't see it either, And then I went onto
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Fantasy and I saw he had two points.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I just picked him up.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: And of course, fucking that dude on the Seahawks Smith
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: and Jigba. Yeah, thirty nine points first week, I bench him.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: You you got you just picked up Pookinnaku in our league? Yeah? What?
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: He was a free he was a free agent.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: How is he available? I don't know.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Someone predicted that he was gonna get thrown out of
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: the game in the first quarter.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I guess who dropped it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Probably fucking Francis or Mook.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm I'm looking like a fucking dummy. Dude.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: My team fucking sucks now, Oh my god, my team. So, Tyler,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you're projected to beat me this week, but uh, I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: have Baker Mayfield and I'm thinking about throwing Travis Kelcey
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: into do it after his brother just defended him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I just all I need is, yeah, I know exactly.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: All I need is twenty three, twenty six points.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: This is a forty eight fifty two guys.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Are Baker Mayfield's gonna get thirty points alone?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: They always have Baker Mayfield projected for sixteen points and
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: he always gets like thirty points.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Brod Uh trade me? Uh pooka nakoua for Drake may I.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Dude, you've We've run through this multiple times. I don't
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: need Drake may Literally, all I need is wide receivers.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: If it's not about me, you have such good running
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: backs and such good quarterbacks. All I need is wide receivers.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And what about Drake may though I thought you loved him.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Unless Drake may starts going in as a wide receiver,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: then I don't think I'm gonna have much use for him.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: If you played for State, he would At State, they
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: always throw there Oh my god, your receivers suck. Yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: you can't afford to give up Pookah. I can't believe
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you even wound up with him, though I know I do.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I was shocked when I saw him on the waiverless.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: You're you're blessed and highly favored. He's gonna have a
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: nice little comeback. Well, he punched somebody.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I guess he punched someone, but it wasn't really that
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: crazy of a punch. Did you see though, I mean,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you saw the Lions guy get thrown out
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Brian Branch.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't really watch much ball.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: He got he got thrown out, which he should have
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: gotten thrown out. He hit the guy like it was
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: a pretty It looked like he fully targeted the dude's head.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: But then the crazy part was that Brady commented about it,
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: which I don't think he's allowed to do that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Why.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I think that was one of the rules when he
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: purchased part of the Raiders is that he's not allowed
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: to comment on ref's calls.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, he has to be No.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I think that was like that was like one of
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: the number one rules. And then he said I don't
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: like that call at all, what.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: If this is what what if this is what gets
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: him in trouble? What if everybody didn't realize he wasn't
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: allowed to do it? And then Son of a Boy
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Dad podcast pointed out that he was in breach of
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: his contract and now he has to give up the Raiders. Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That'd be worse than fucking Hinchcliff ruining
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the election. It would be the ripples bro the butterfly effects.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Right now, comedians are just controlling the environment of the media.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Right now, we are the true puppeteer. We are We
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: have seized back the fucking one up we you you
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: guys are Wait, we didn't even address this. I know
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: out Francis is on the fucking.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Thing.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And his name was supposed to be way smaller.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we asked for a way smaller.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: His name is supposed to be an asterix in one
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of the stars around the stool, was supposed to just
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: be one of the asterisks, and his name was supposed
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to be tiny next to that, not bigger than all
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: of our name. Now he's going to have to do
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: all of the lifting. He's going to have to do
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: a massively heavy lift.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk to someone and see if we can
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: get it. We can get them to uh redo it,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: shrink his name down.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to chip it off like during the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: BLM Rights, like the like Roberty Lee statue.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Imagine if we chipped it off and he got here,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: it's just destroyed.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: If we just chipped off the fran part. So just
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: said Sis.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Sis Sis, Little Assassin Round Straight Ass Podcast.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I don't know how no one's ever said
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: that putting the cis and Francis probably because he doesn't,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I know, because he's gay, Yeah, gay as man. How
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: was the Halloween? What'd you do for Halloween?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I didn't do anything. I just did that show and
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: then I went home as Drake May as Drake May.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Was anybody else dressed up as Drake May?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: No, there was no other Drake May's at the show.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Do well. What we used to do at the store
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in like the eighties was we would have fucking uh
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden night where everybody would do each other's acts. Yeah,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: because he's he would steal people's materials and stuff like that,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and so we would all since I would know, like,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: uh Simpson's act, so fucking well of course, Jay Simpson, Ojay,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'll just hit his act word for word. We call
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: it uh Joe Biden night. That's awesome. I was fucking sick.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Did you guys do anything like that? Did you do
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: like comedy as Drake May?
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: No?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I went home and I pretended to be Drake May
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: for a while, just by myself. Three step drops.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just looked in the mirror for a while
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: and said, I'm the best rookie there is.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm better than Jadon Daniels. True, someone has to dig
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: up your pre draft takes on Drake May. I know
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you had some negativity to say about the boy.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did that a lot because I wanted Jayden Daniels.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: And then but then he's great, and he's great, and
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I still would have traded.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You were right. Yeah, your pre
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: draft prognostication was correct.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: But then the Commanders traded their quarterback, and I knew
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: was Curtains.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I think for a.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: While I was saying that we should take Michael Pennix
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: junior too, he could be good, which I still think
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: wasn't a bad I don't think that's a bad call,
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: but I mean Michael Pennock junior. So he's just gonna
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: sit on the bench for his whole career. No, dude,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: by the time Kirk Cousins retires, Michael Pennock Junior is
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: going to be.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Like forty five.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: He's like age as Kirk Cousins. He is already older. Yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: good for him. Though, best best job of sports is
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: backup quarterback. I'd love to be a backup quarterback.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Would be so sick.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about it this morning. You think I'm
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: too You think I'm past the age. Like you think
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: I still have a chance to get into the NFL. Yes,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: you do have a chance, though of a chance, Like
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: if I like honed in on my field kicking, do
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: you think I could get in the NFL.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: You are built like a kicker, but you've the mind
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: of a quarterback, That's true. So I think that you'd
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: have to just spend every day fucking I do see
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: everything grinding. I just see it clear up. At State
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: one of my boys h he wanted to be a
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: kicker on the team badly, and he would just like
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: work grind field goals every day. Really, I just never
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: got close. It's got to be hard, so hard. And
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: he's like drilling forty yarders pretty consistently, and that's that's
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: not even close to what it takes.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Now, my sister's boyfriend was a kicker in high school,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: and he said that he could kick. He could hit
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: fifty yard field goals in practice easily, but he's like
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: his furthest field goal in game was like forty.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: We had that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: He's had it so hard so to the point where
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: you can kick and then like sixty.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: A grown man whose self worth is determined on whether
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you win or not is going to be really nasty
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: to you after the game if you don't make like
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: a forty five yard field goal. Yeah, Like, there was
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: definitely kids from my high school that where sophomores on
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the team missed the kick, maybe in the playoffs or something,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: and then they were all like it changed the course
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of their life, Like they were like laughing stocks for
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: no reason, like they're incredible athletes. And then people are like, fuck.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: You, you also have a pretty short leash as a kicker,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Timmy. Yeah, but it's like it is kind
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: of crazy, Like I'm cat.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: You ever seen you know Ninja the twitch streamer of course? Bro?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see his like viral tweet a while.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: It was like at the height of his fame where
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: he tweeted the thing about the kickers and like, how
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: do kickers miss kicks?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: That was Ton hinchclip. Yeah Trump moment. Yeah that it
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: all stopped from right there.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he still tweets it all the time. Every
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: time a kicker makes it misses a kick, he'll tweet. Really,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: he'll retweet it. Yeah, good for him. Yeah, he leans
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: into it. But it is kind of like, how like
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I forget which game I was watching yesterday where there
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: was a kicker that missed. Who is the kicker yesterday
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: that was over? They're over three from over fifty yards
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: this season?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Is it Jake Elliott on the Eagles? He was over too,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: and then he missed it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Missed, Yeske Elliott? Yeah, Like at what point is it like, okay, dude,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: you're never playing a game in the NFL again.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: But he's like the highest paidkick's one of the highest
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: paid kickers.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't I don't understand that even like uh
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: like Bass on the Bills, it's like he misses all
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: the time, and he missed, he missed. He lost them
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: the AFC Championship last year.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Jake Elliott his first like big field goal that he made.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: He had missed one earlier that game, and Jason Peters,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: this dude on the Eagles, went up to him and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: was like, if you if you miss this next one,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whip your ass. Yeah, I mean, you better
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: not fucking miss this one. And then he just started
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: being great, like he just needs these guys just need
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: to get it scared into them. Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: See, that would never work for me. That would for me, though,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: I would be like, I'm never I'm literally never gonna
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: miss make a field goal again, Like I will I
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: will miss ten yard field goals for the rest of
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: my life.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: If so, Yeah, No, you got to go the other
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: way and just be like, Okay, like I need to
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: do this for my brothers.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just have that mental block where I
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: just can't. I would never be able to get over that. No,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: if I missed once, I'd be like it's over where.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to convince you could make it
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: in the league. I know what I'm telling you. I
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: probably can't. No, dude, you need you can believe in yourself.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: You can't make it to the league. But I think
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: it's just as a quarterback though, like third strink maybe, dude.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: The diarrhea churning in my stomach right now is almost unbearable.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Why is this happening? I don't know. Would you eat?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I had a bacon, egg and cheese this morning, and
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: then I had iced coffee. I had a nice tall
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: bone broth this morning. Really, are you on that diet? No?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I just had one. I gotta get on that diet.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It's so good. I got to get my life together. Amazing.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what it does anti inflammation.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like all of the nutrients that
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: you need into one little glass.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It was a that I mean they have like they're
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: like twenty dollars, but you can get like a twenty
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: four ounce bone broth is it? And it comes in
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like that little like uh, came in a coffee cup
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: that was like saran wraps, so not a single drop?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Would it?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh? What did you get it on uber eats? Yeah?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: That's crazy? It was amazing. My wife wanted some, so
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll get some fucking bone broth and
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: then you just chugged it. Yeah. I like went for
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a walk. I walked my dog holding the bone broth
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: like it was a cup of coffee. That's crazy. It
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: was so fucking good. I'm about to be on exclusive
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: What is the downside if I only drink bone broth?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: That I just will become poor because it's so fucking expensive.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: And well, I think that I think you people do
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: do bone broth fast. So it's like a very popular thing.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Because there's enough nutrients. But you'll be at a caloric deficicit. Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Interesting, But I don't think you could just live. I mean,
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: maybe I'm wrong. I don't think you could live off
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: a bone broth, though they at a certain point, you'd
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: probably be like, I'm having this is a lot of
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: sodium every day, and it's got to be just so
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: much sodium.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: What's gonna get me? I'm gonna be pissing fucking diamonds.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a big cat has four kidney stones?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: How does that happen again to him?
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: It's gotta be he's got to be something in his diet.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Or they smashed the same orders of Chinese food, or
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: like fucking wings, like eight nights a week.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: I mean four at once is like gotta be like
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: close to unheard of.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the salt guns that people use to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: shoot flies. Yeah, he could just aim as dick at
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: a fucking lantern fly.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean that's a shocking amount of kidney stones.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: He's had them before in his life.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had him and PFT had one both this
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: song simultaneous.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or wasn't this? I think it was a couple
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of years ago. But just because they know that was
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: like very recently, I think, well, maybe they did it again.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're just synced up.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: It's got to be die cokes, died sodis Is they
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: cause a lot of kidney stones?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I rarely have a died sody. This is a
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: special day for me, so maybe don't don't shame me
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: for having a fucking crisp dye of coke. I probably
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: get huh, I said, I'll probably get him. Really, Yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: what do you need to have? What? What breaks them up? Fiber?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, I bet Big Cats never had a fiber. No,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: he's not a veggie guy. No, like a single fiber.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: I got fiber gummies slam those thrown back like tic TACs,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: like uh like we gummies? Oh like fiber but like
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: they're like the same consistency as like a we guffy.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: They're the same consistency as any gummy. But it's for
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the it's not for the taste. You're not You're not
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: having them because you like like how they know.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I'm having them because they make me shit solid shits
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: And is it helping? Eh No, because I'm gonna at
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: some point during this episode, I'm going to have to
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: go have diarrhea.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Really absolutely, don't say that, Brod, What did you eat?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: What'd you eat during ball yesterday? Papa John's there it is.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: That'll definitely do it, that'll do it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of what I ate. I
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: realized that pretty much all I ate yesterday was Papa John's.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Papa I like to order enough Papa John's to the
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: point that I don't have to get food for the
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: rest of You.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Get outside throughout the day, Yeah, you can graze on
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: the Papa Johns. You leave it. The cockroaches have their
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: their proportion. Yeah, you come back and you have the
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: rest of your pop johnts. Just feel bad the entire day,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: but it's so nice when it's going into your mouth. Oh,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: it's so good. The breadsticks from Papa Jay's. Oh my god,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the garlic bread sticks when you take a bite of
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: them as there's another bite in your mouth, like you're
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: not even cognizant that you're eating food. Now, you're just
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: putting a bite on top of a bite, and it
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: feels so good in the moment.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: You ever have the pull apart cinnamon amazing, brutal. I
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: had some strong bowli yesterday, some some some strong bowlie
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: stromboli stromboli. You noticed strombolio I do? Yeah, okay, unfamiliar.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know because awning, not knowing what an
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: awning was through me for a loop. I didn't know
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: if there were these niche phrases that I'm using that
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: people don't have. Yeah, I'm feeling kind of retarded today,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: honest I feel retarded. But uh, stromboli are amazing. Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: cowzon strombolis strong bully a food, A nice strong bowlie. Yeah,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: you just fucking grab a little slice of it for flous.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I thought you said you didn't watch a lot of ball,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: though not a lot of ball. Would you watch Eagles? Eagles?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, yeah, they look good, they look good,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: looks great.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: But it's clear like that there's weeks where they have
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Saquon in the plan and weeks where they don't. I mean,
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: he was really he was the star of the game
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: He was like nine hundred and twenty five rushing yards.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: You see, Derek Henry already has over one thousand. Yeah,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: they're both on them paid. I mean they could there's
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: a chance that both of them could get two thousand
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: and two thousand.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah from the two thousand, but Derek Henry's already got
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: He's already past two thousand in a season once.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and barely now I still did it. Yeah, that's true.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Has no Has McCaffrey.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: No, McCaffrey's going to come back this week. I saw
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: something Dak's out Eagles Cowboys on Sunday. Dude, the Cowboys
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: spot her mind.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: You see Cam Newton being like, why are we talking
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: about the Cowboys?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, they're saying they're irrelevant.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Cam Newton he went off on like a rant. He
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: was like, why are we even talking about the Cowboys?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: They're terrible? Yeah, I mean it's fair. They they're a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: bad team, and he said they suck And now he's
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: going to be out for multiple weeks.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, you saw Dak saying we fucking we're fuck,
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: we fucking suck.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: And didn't see it. He get hurt too, I think, so,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his prognosis is. I mean, they
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: gotta fire and everybody, but I mean, how who can
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you even fire if people are getting hurt, Like, it's
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: not like anybody's fault and people they were.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I mean they were not. Everybody was hurt in the
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: beginning of that game.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised Doug Peterson didn't get fired after losing to
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the Eagles. Yeah, they fucking suck. There's two and six
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Patriots on the rise. No they're not. How are they not?
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: The Patriots are awful, but they're on the rise. No,
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: they're actually I think they're actually playing worse than they
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: were early. Like dude, they said that Drake May was
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: responsible for all of the yards and that he was
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: responsible for I think two hundred and ninety yards and
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: I think we had three hundred and five yards total.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: So they's just fifteen yards over Monder Stevenson. Yeah, that's amazing.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: He could he could spin it and he could throw
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: over the middle of the field.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and he's a great I mean, I don't know.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: What did people know that he was that good of
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: a scrambler.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think they've seen that body
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: who he follows on Instagram and they're like, this guy
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: is a pocket passer. They said, this guy is not
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: fucking rolling out for shit. No bootlegs for my man.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: They said that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: In that rush that he had, the rushing touchdown he
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: had against the Jets, they said that he hit over
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: twenty miles per hour.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That's fast. That's fast as fun, that's like receiver fast. Yeah,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: twenty miles an hours insane. Yeah, that's crazy, just trucking
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: straight line. See that's why for the Patriots and where
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you're at right now. If I was where you are,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: my Sundays will become my Saturdays and I'd be scouting. Yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, Who's who's the wide receiver from Old
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Miss that just have five touchdowns in a game? I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: want him? Who's the wide receiver from Arizona that's supposed
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to be a top ten draft pick? I want him?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Well, I think we want Travis Hunter. Yeah, I mean
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: we have as of right now, we have the first.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Overall pick and you take drav I don't see why not.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: How are you're saying, no, why trade it? Oh? You
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: could hit I mean if you could get like the
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: package that the Bears got for the number one overall pick,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Like the way that the Bears traded the their number
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: one overall pick for Bryce Young. Yeah, and then they
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: got DJ Moore, they got the ninth overall pick, they
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: got another first round pick.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, to be honest, I think right now,
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: if we had one good receiver, I think we would
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: be a decent team. Yeah, our receivers are just I
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: mean Drake. It's like everyone talks about the O line,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: how baud our O line, O line is. Our O
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: line's bad. But it's like Drake May is not. I mean,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: it's not like Mac Jones. It's not like he's getting
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: sacked every single play. Like he's playing fine with our
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: O line. Like, I still think we could definitely use
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: a much better O line. But like right if I think,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: right now, if we had a good receiver, like we
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: could win games.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: You got it. You need a stud wide receiver. Yeah,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: if you guys had wound up with like a Moleak
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Neighbors or something shit like that.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, we drafted Jalen Polk he might be the
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: worst wide receiver ever.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does. I was so in on him. He does.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: So where was he from Washington?
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, dude, he's I mean, how many times can
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: you go and do a press conference where you say
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: that you give the best hands in the NFL. It's like, dude,
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: statistically you don't. Statistically you actually have some of the
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: worst hands ever.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And it's so easy to just draft a dude from
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the SEC. Oh yeah, just draft to Alabama or Georgia.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: D there's so many wide Mississippi or Florida. Yeah, like
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: it's you'll be good, dude. It's like he's dropped over
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: fifty percent of the passes that they've been thrown to him,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: and then they still just insist on drafting dudes from
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: fucking Washington.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Roma Dunday is from Washington too. On the Bears, he's
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: not doing shit.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: No, you need we need a guy that's actually we
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: need an actually good, flashy wide receiver. Yes it's not
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Drake May's not Tom Brady.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna get fucking Julian Edelman and Wes Welker,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: who are gonna all of a sudden become the best
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: slot receivers ever. But you need you also need Bill
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Belichick to make that happen exactly. Jared Mayo, they got
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: him immediate. Dude, he's a clown. Yeah, we don't need
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: a linebacker, coach or wide receivers now the biggest hand.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, why are we trying to throw? Like
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: it happened two times in the game history, and one
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: of them was the game losing interception, But like all
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: we needed was a field goal? Why are we trying
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: to sail it out for a fucking hail Mary touchdown?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they have like our way up
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the field? Do you think they have this good of
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Patriots talk on EI?
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: No?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I bet they don't know. I bet EI is floundering. Yeah,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: if we we should start running just like a thirty
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: second ad on EI of us talking about the Patriots
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: and just I bet we could get everybody over. I
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: think we could geah. I think that if EEI starts
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: listening to us. I mean, I don't know how many
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: people are still listening to EEI, But I.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Don't know how people how many people are still listening
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: to us talk about the Patriots right now?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: That's right. I mean that's why we need the EI audience.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: So we need them badly.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: We probably lost a good amount of people and going
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: on just fifteen minutes of the most irrelevant team in
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: the NFL currently, But.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I think that the EI crowd is going to fucking
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: buy into it because the new Englanders are cerebral, yeah, smart,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: and they like smart ball talk like us. I mean,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: this is this is good, this is solid ball talk.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Driving home from Philly, that was I threw on sports
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: talk radio. Yeah, how was it?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: It's amazing, dude, sports talk radios that I've been listening.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I've been just watching it on YouTube. It's like old
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: like it'll be like posted, it'll be like posted forty
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: five minutes ago, like five views, and I'll be like
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: the local fucking Patriots channel.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I listen.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It's great. It's amazing because those guys go great. They
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: like they'll they'll shit all over the team. They don't
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: care at all.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's always like one ex player who has
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: some nasty things to say about the team, the truth teller.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's the real media. Yeah, none of this fucking
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: the ship that they show on the TV. Those guys
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: are all clowns.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't have opinions too, they're clowns.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: And also that I think they're a little more reserved
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: because people can see their face. That's why you need
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: the radio guys and they're dying behind the voice.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're also like, uh, the pretty faces that
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: make it to TV or fucking imbeciles. Yeah, the fucking
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: geniuses who are on radio, the fucking Mike men, those
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: are the fucking Genusis.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: The best is have you ever gone and listened to
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: like the compilation of the I forget I don't even
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: know what the guy's name is, but the Vikings guy
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: that calls the games on like the local radio, is
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: he spas?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, he's bad. It's so funny. What type of shit
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: is he doing? Dude? Like they'll like they'll throw a pick.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: It's like there's compilations from like the last twenty years
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: and I'll be like, say, like Kirk Cousins throws a
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: pick and I'll be.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Like, the ball is out.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: It is going towards Stefan Diggs sell the team, sell
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: the entirety we have lost again, what a failure of
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: a season?
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Isn't he employed by the team too? Probably be like
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: the owner of the team.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's great.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: They need it up there too. It means more in Minnesota.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Minnesota means more. That's why I don't know if like
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you're pivoting to college football will be healthy for you,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: because it'll you hope anew instead of this like the
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: dould rooms that you're stuck with, or you could pivot
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: to another sport like hockey.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I've been watching a little puck yeah here and there, No,
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: not at all, that's a lie. I've I've been watching
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: highlights of the Bruins.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I've been watching like bus and Wits tweets. I watched
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: bus and Wits tweets. I follow those carefully, Yeah, I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: follow them word for word. I watched the World Series.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: That's huge. That was great, Well, that was really great.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I was great.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Derek Dresher, he's a huge Yankees fan,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: and then I realized when I was listening to him,
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I realized that no one gives a shit about like
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: me complaining about the Patriots, because it's like, who gives
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Like the Patriots have won so many times. Someone cares
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: that you suck so.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: And you heard him complain about the yank He was
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: complaining about the Yankees and he's like, dude, I've seen
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: five championships in my lifetime.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: He's like, I've also seen and then he listened all
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: these like blowouts and I was like, dude, a lot
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: of people will never see a championship in their entire lifetime.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, you saw five like you should. Like,
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: no one gives a fuck that the Yankees lost.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It was crazy that, like there was no there was
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: no palpable negativity in the city after the Yankees. Now, no,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I mean there's too many people. Yeah, I bet if
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you went out to Queen's there would be people will
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: be mad up in the Bronx. Oh yeah, they'd be
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: nasty about it. Yeah, they'd be What about that island
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: of trash in Puerto Rico, No Staten Island? What the
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: fuck Puerto Rico. Yo, that's so crazy.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: That's obviously you baited me. You just baded You baited
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: me for a fire. We're gonna have to cut that completely. No, yeah,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: trying to sabotage my career.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is literally your representation of your own thoughts.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: That's insane to say, Puerto Rico, bro, don't you know
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: how much trouble that can get you in saying something
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: like that. I did say it at a fucking political rally.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Bro said it. I said it in my safe space.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: No, brother, fifteen first fifteen minutes of this show, we're
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: all politics.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like this this wall really takes that wall.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: That wall. We struggle and we need to get some
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: better gear up there. What in a single ct.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: That's for when t Grizzly comes in, they go, how
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: can we make this a little more hip hop?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: We'll put a CD on the wall on the wall.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: The CD is crazy. It was nice being back at
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: my childhood home. Oh you were home this weekend? Yeah,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it was in Philly. How nice? I pop out? Pay
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: your respects to the king? What do you mean, Jane?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I bet the knee, kiss the ring. You have to
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: while you're in the city if you don't top down
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: otherwise I'm going to be in a DeMar de Rosen Drakes. Seriously,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: how dare you come to my city? And I didn't
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: know Francis was in Florida right now? Did you?
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Like, well, a certain point, at a certain point, you
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: got to start questioning people's priorities.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you've you've been the number top billing
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: on the show for how long, and suddenly you're you're
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: more interested in being fourth fiddled to fucking I want
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: to say it. I don't even want to think about
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: it right now. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't even
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: want to think.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I'm so goddamn anger I don't even know how to
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: control myself right now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Him and fucking Trent unspooling a cinnabon together.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lady in the tramp, Yeah, in the middle of him,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: lady in the tramping a whole cinnabon that they fucking
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: stretch out like a fruit by the foot and slurp up.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Is that a plate of spaghetti? No, that's thinly cut
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: fucking cinnabons. Absolutely discussing the calorie count. You think Francis
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: is on gear, Probably he's gotta be on gear, dude.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: He eats like dog shit, and he never gains weight,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: and he actually loses weight.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: He loses weight. And but I guess also he does
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: eat like super healthy meals. He just snacks.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I remember that time when we when we went to
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: your place for the we watched the Eagles Bells game. Yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: and remember me and you were like we had Papa
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: John's and then Francis comes down with like three chicken
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: breasts and like a whole plate of peppers.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did. He like walked into bare Foot with
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: a just rot food that's literally just fuel. But also
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: like I don't always I don't see him working out
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: that much, and I also don't live with him or
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: like watch his daily habits. But like he's he's jacked. Yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: he's lean, he doesn't put on weight. I've seen him
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: crush candy.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: But if you ever also heard him complain about his weight,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: they'll be like, I'm just not in the shape that
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I want to be right now, I'm sick and my
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: belly is getting out of control. And then he pulls
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: takes his shirt off and it's like fucking chiseled abs.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he takes his shirt off to read a book and.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: It's a sun in the middle in the middle of October.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: The only person to ever try and get some sun
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: on the day of a Halloween party.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Well, he has to wait until after summer to try
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: and get some He's like, if I try to get
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: sun during the summertime, months I'll just be burnt to
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: a lobstery crisp.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: That does suck it. Maybe we got so burnt when
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: we did that, uh that that show with us wells.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Did you remember, dude, I had blisters?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, that was nasty, brutal, wasn't It wasn't where
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: your feet burnt or some shit. Every single part of
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: my body was on fire. Your feet got burnt through
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: your hokus. Yes, hokas are lightweight, so you could see
• 59:16
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  Speaker 3: Completely incomplete?
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  Speaker 1: That's so tough when it's completely incomplete. Yeah, not ideal.
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  Speaker 1: I think we probably talked about last episode too, I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't remember either we did it. I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: don't think we did. I think it's just a movie
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: about a pope. I don't know. I gotta. I just
• 1:03:19
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• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: watched it. If I've watched anything good, I haven't watched
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: a movie in a minute. I thought it was fantastic,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: and then everybody I left the movie with. My one
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  Speaker 1: wife said, uh said that Uh. I said it was trash,
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• 1:04:01
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• 1:04:07
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• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: if you leave, I'm gonna miss you, and he was like,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: that makes me I'm glad that you'll miss me. It wasn't.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: He did say like I'll miss you back.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, you should you should miss me. You'll see
• 1:04:22
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• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: you're you know what else is gonna miss me?
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  Speaker 1: Your fucking paycheck, Your pockets are gonna miss me, your
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: ability to breathe because this place is going underwater. Is
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: he gonna move to Nashville? I don't know, got it.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Gotta get out to Nashvilleville. But that's not a vacation.
• 1:04:41
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  Speaker 3: Do you know anyone who's ever lived in Nashville and
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: has actually liked it. One of my friends went to
• 1:04:51
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• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: couple weeks, and then he was like, dude, I gotta
• 1:04:57
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• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: He got partied out.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: It's just too many like back part like have I
• 1:05:01
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• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: was just a bachelorette party on a fucking wagon like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: screaming at you.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane, just in like a hot tub and
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: going down the street and you're trying to crack a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: fucking book and learn about economy or something like that.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Actly Yeah, that's shitty, But there's got to be other
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: sides of it. There definitely is, But to me, it's
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: almost like it's getting towards Vegacy. I don't know Will
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and Taylor live out there.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's like kind of.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Other future former co workers.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's pretty similar to Austin future future
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: former future.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Former co workers.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of similar to Austin in
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: the sense that it's like the downtown's kind of insane
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: and then but as soon as you get out of that,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: it's pretty nice.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw Bennett hat her baby Speaking of future
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: former co workers, No, I did not see that.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my buddy Drew Dunne had a baby today or yesterday.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: It did.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to Drew Drew Dunne. You got father?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Noah, you do you know him?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: No? No, it was a really funny comic. Really Yeah,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: what's like, Uh, what's his style? He did this? Uh?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: He had this viral clip where he goes on stage
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: and he does a British There was like I guess
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: there was like a British couple in the front row
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: and he goes up and uh, and he does like
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: a British accent for like ten minutes and it's like
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: a great British accent, and then like ten minutes in
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: he just transitions back to his normal voice and he goes,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not from England. He kills it's so funny.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He tricked the fuck out, and he like knows all.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: These like towns in England, so he's like he's talking
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: to them and he's like, oh, that's pretty close to
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: uh blah blah blah, and like it seems so real, damn.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: And then I think the whole bit is about, like, uh,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: about how how people are nicer to you when you're British?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Is that true that I don't know. It probably is.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: They probably think you're smart. Yeah, you should watch it.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: It's funny. I'll treat myself. Yeah, congratulations to Bro. Congratulations
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: to Drew Dunn. I wonder if your names his child
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: after you. Probably, if I had to guess, we're pretty close.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, you did shout out his bit like how
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: many podcasts, well he.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Has it's it's a it's been posted before.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean, But like, how many podcasts
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: are being like this guy had a great bit, that's true?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: How many podcasts don't show flowers like I don't. They don't.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: We do, though we do.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: We like to show off bits I liked.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I like to.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing to do is I come to the
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: podcast and I go, here are three bits that I'm
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: going to explain terribly and then do no justice to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: the jokes and actually make sure that no one ever
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: checks them out because of how poorly I explained to them.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll just kind of fizzle out at the end.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: It won't go to a resounding punchline where the thing's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: built up to it. It'll just kind of exactly get
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: wet and just fucking sizzle, which shout out to Drew
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Dune though and his young boy Harry Done. Wait is it?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: What's Harry Done? Is that the name from uh Lloyd
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Christis and Harry Done? Really? Yeah, I didn't know that.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen Dumb and Dummer in a while. That's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: a classic classic. I love the scene where he has
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: diarrhea and the toilet doesn't work well.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: It hits close to home, it's so close to home,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: and he's scooping it out and throwing it out the window,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: and you're like, this is me, that's me.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I watched that and I go, me af, I can't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: believe there's not better toilet plunging technology, Like you're still
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: that's like aqueduct shit.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: How are toilets not self plunging in Japan? They probably are,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think they are.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, people are plunging in Japan. Oh yeah, with
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: their mastery of.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Also, the people in Japan probably take healthy ass ships,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: so they probably never clog their toilet. That's probably why
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: there's no need for ourselves, because if there were self
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: plunging toilets, it would come from Japan.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: But Japan they don't need it. They didn't even realize
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: it's a problem for people.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: They've never come to that.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: They don't have Papa John's exactly. Their ters just curl
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: up like a cinnamon but like a sushi roll. Yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: like it just lines up. They have seaweed wrapped turns.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking impressive.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: They definitely have those ships that you look down and
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: there's nothing in it, Like it went all the way
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: through the pipes already, and there's nothing in a toilet.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I went through like a kid on a water Yeah,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: ready to go. Apparently that means that you don't have
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: enough fat in your diet? What? How do you know that?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Because I I remember the first time it happened to me,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I just ship, I know why
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: shit And there's zero evidence in me shitting, And I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: think I googled why that happened because I was like,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: where did it go?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: It's always like because you gotta look, like do you check?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: You gotta check every time to look at your ship,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: just to make sure everything's good.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: It was just like a points of pride.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: Like I just looked when I went and I said,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: everything is not good. Everything is actually pretty bad right now?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it looked like someone just dumped some Indian
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: food and a bird bad. Yeah, exactly, that's nasty. Yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: but uh, it's it's uh, it's just insane that you
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: know that there's that's that's what happens, or that the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: fact that it's not enough fat? How would that even
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: make sense? Shy? Double check fat keeps you.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, absolutely no double checking for sure.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I want to live with the information that is because
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: you don't have enough fat in your diet. Who gives
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: a fuck if it's wrong?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Who cares? It's not you're gonna change or diet for
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: anything or anyone. You're a soccerg citizen who fucking maintains Oh,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I was wrong completely. It means there's too much fat.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Ah, I'm gonna kill myself.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you definitely never ate a fat free
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: diet anyway, No, definitely not. So what does a fat
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: free diet? How does a fat what did you even
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: type in?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: I typed in why does my poop sink? And it's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: haid excess gas and fat.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I would think the gas would keep it a buoyance.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: I would think the gas would make it float. But no,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: too much gas just it's when there's too much fat
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: in the stool sort of scurries down the drain, scurry
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: gets the fuck out of there.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, the alligators are probably just chump on it.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: It can also mean a five or rich diet because
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: it means a dense stool.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Even when my stools are pretty dense, dude, they just
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: go ahead and sit down.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Not dense enough.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Clearly, I guess not. This has coming from the AI overview.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I'm out on the AI overw I'm out on it too.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't give me the stuff that I want.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: It gives me the stuff I want pretty consistently, but
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know how accurate it is because it's pulling
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: from everything on the internet, right, But.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: It's also just crazy that that's it's completely substituting. Its
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: slowly just replacing the list of website that I want
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: to be able to click through and vet myself with
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: just an AI answering service. So we're going to just
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: get to it where all you all you ever do
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: is just ask AI the answer to something.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: But my research, like what I do, I just look
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: up I look it up, and then I look at
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: the AI overview, and then if I don't like that answer,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I just go to Reddit. Like I never click on
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: the websites. Reddit is the only website that I use
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: when I Google anything.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: And there's up votes in Reddit.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so then you know, like, oh, okay, two hundred
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: people upoted this one has to be right.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: This is this is vetted. Yeah, this person has lots
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: of karma.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I check their karma.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, you have to check their karma. You got
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: to check the karma. You check the other subreddits that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: they post to, and it's all porn.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that happens constantly.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: It's all hand time.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, all click on someone's proke. Someone will post
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: like a photo on the fly fishing reddit of like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: a massive trout, and I'll be like, oh shit, I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: wonder where this person's fishing. So I'll click on their
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: profiles see like where they fish at, like if they've
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: posted in like certain creddits that would dictate where what
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: state they're in.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: And then you click on the reddit and.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like videos, Like they're posting videos in
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: porn reddit stuff like their favorite porn scenes.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or of them. Yeah they're not fishing the cats.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just out fucking online.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: But it's crazy to have that in your feed and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: then be posting on any sort of normal reddit. I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: think if you have a porn reddit account, you just
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: got to stick to the porn accounts, like all right,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: or just have two subreddits toggle yeah exactly, this is
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: my fishing reddit.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: This is my freak credit. But maybe I guess it's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: there right is as.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: It look as a high karma holder. It's your right
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: to post wherever you want.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Don't drop your reddit name. Dude.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I tried to post on the fly fishing reddit to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: ask a question have I told the story?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I think remind me.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I tried to post on the I tried to post
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: on the fly Fishing Reddit to ask a store to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: ask a question about where a good fishing spot in
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: New York would be, Like I was trying to decide
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: between two rivers because I was thinking about going upstate
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: and uh, and first of all, we wouldn't let me
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: post it didn't have enough karma. So then I because
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: I was trying to post it from an account. I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: have two Reddit accounts, of course, one for porn and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: one for fishing, and no I have one, but I
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: think barstool people know that one is me because I've
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: commented on barstool shit before.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: So I didn't want people to wait, intentionally or.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Intentionally I've commented like when when we used to do
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: like the case race, I would get in there and
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: like yell at people and uh and then and so
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: I made another one to post on the fly Fishing
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: red cause I don't want people to find it. I
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: thought it would be like embarrassing if people found out
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: that I was like posting on reddits being like would
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: you recommend the beaver Kill River or the So I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: made another one, but then I had to use my
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: main one because I didn't have karma on the other one,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: and uh, and then I finally got it through and
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: it got no up votes. It just got like some
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: like down pushed down the feed. And then one person
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: replied and was just like, you could go to both rivers,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: and I was like, all right, dude, fuck you.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: That's what you get for trying to participate in the community.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Both I've posted on Reddit twice, seriously, it was one
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: was that and one was on the hiking reddit and
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I was asking if you could a hike in Colorado
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: in March or if there was still gonna be snow
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: on the mountains, and it was the exact same thing.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: Someone just replied and was like, why don't go on
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: the hike and figure it out for yourself?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, like why is everyone else?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Like why are they nice to everyone else? And then
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: when I come in, they're like, fuck you, pussy because
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: they probably went to your account and saw a bunch
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: of hen tie Yeah the first time going outside ever,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: poor boy, figure it out for yourself.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Fuck stick.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: So then I after after someone uh after they replied
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: in the fly fishing reddit and just pretty much clowned
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: on my ass. I just cleared. I cleared my page cleared. Ever,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: I wiped out my page.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that. Uh, some people have such investment
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: in it that they like they know what they know
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: how to like post really well, or like they know
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: how to get great karma, or like they'll even write
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: like fake stories and stuff just for the karma because
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: they karma farming. That's what we call that. Yeah, karma farming,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: but just people, it's people's dead serious community.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Was clearly a copy pasta.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Classic copy pasta. But uh, liked do they talk about
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: that being their community in their real life or are
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: they just like, no one here knows that I have
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: fucking thirty seven thousand karma.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I would assume they probably don't mention it to anybody.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: But I'll go on the barstool. I mean, I go
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: on all. Reddit's pretty much the only social media that
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: I use consistently because it's like the best. It's like
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: it's everything that I want to see.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: And You've always been a wall of text guy, and
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I've always been a gift guy exactly exactly.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: But I, uh no, but it's like you see people
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: people post on Reddit like it's like a group chat,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: and I always wonder if like they're like they'll be like,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: they're like sitting with my at my girlfriend's house right
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: now watching the football game. God, her dad is so annoying,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: and it's like does your girlfriend know, Like do they know?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Or is it just like your like your friends are busy,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: or maybe you don't have a lot of friends so
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: you just got in the reddit.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it's crazy easy to if they're doing it
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: in both, if they're saying it to their group chat.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: And tasting like Reddit has to see this, one Reddit
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: has to see this weirdly personal message.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting the feedback I thought i'd get in
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the group chat. Let me take it to a bigger audience. Yeah,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: this is a banger, right, Like I'm right right, Like.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Hats it out in the group chat, and if it
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: gets like a couple like haha reactions, then you're like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: all this definitely is gone in barstool free talk. Yeah,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: nothing but respects to those fellows though. I just want
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: to give them a shout out, of course. But literally
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: all I've ever wanted is their approval, and I'll never
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: get it. They hate me, but do they they hate me.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: They can't hate you.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: They hate me and I support them so much.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: It's got to come in waves. There's got to be
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: days when sass is goaded and then where you're voted.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Now I'm always volded. Some days you're the windshield, some
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: days you're the bug, some days you're the fucking Louisville
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: slugg or some day you're the ball. Brother. And I'm
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: not talking a long so lately I'm feeling like the ball. No, bro, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: don't say that. Bro Jah, don't fucking say that. I
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: just like wish that, Like if I if I had
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: like amazing standing in the community, I would want to like,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: uh be able to share that with people.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it kind of depends on what
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: community you have amazing standing in, right, Like if you're
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: like I'm the top, I'm the top karma holder in
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: the Uh fucking I don't.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Know fantasy football dynasty trades. I get a lot of
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: just I don't even belong to the community, but I
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: get twenty thousand Fantasy football dynasty trades on my man,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: have you are you in the Dynasty League? No, I've
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: never been in the Dynasty League. And in the Dynasty league.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Sounds fun. Yeah, I would do dynasty.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Well, you only get to pick like once a year.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: You get you pick once a year anyway. Yeah, but
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you want to get to pick like a certain you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: don't get to pick a lot of players. I think
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: there's more players. And the ones I see they're not
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: only have like the deepest benches, but they're traded first
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: round picks. Next year, they're trading like five first round
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: picks for Justin Jefferson and ship.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: That's pretty sick. Sounds fun. Yeah, we should do that
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: next year. We should start a dynasty league.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: You gotta be commission I'll be Commission'm commission of the league.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Right now. Did you see that reddit where the or
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: the not reddit TikTok where the girls like if you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: want to find a high value man, it's whoever the
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: commissioner of their fantasy football league is, and she like
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: lists off and girls are like, yes, thanks for the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: fucking manhatt queen, dude. Being the moderator.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Being the commissioner of a a fantasy league is like
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: literally the equivalent to like being a moderator on like
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: a discord, Like there's nothing I'm the I'm the commissioner.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Let me check into that. Yeah.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Look, I'm a commissioner, and I'll say there's already some
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: people that are not going to be in the league
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: next year. Mouke and France and Luke and Francis so
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: ginger phobic it is.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: I mean Mouke at least is like he's not played
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: like Francis. I played Francis I think maybe last week
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: or the week before, and I'm like, I smoked him.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: And then it's like he has like four players that
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: are starting that have.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Buys that week. Let's uh, let's not tell him Christian
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: McCaffrey's coming back. Oh, he's not gonna count him. Man,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: he's on his bench. So let's just see how long
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: it takes from him putting Christian mccaff And.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Then I asked him about it and he was like, dude,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: no one showed me how to update my roster. And
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, no one showed any of us how
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: to update our roster. We all figured it out.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: But it is his first time. But that's why I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: was trying to help him. And I told him to
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: pick up the other Jordan Mason before the first game.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I think he has he.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Is his neighbors too. Yeah, and I think he's on
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: the bench. Shit just pisses me off. Bro, It's like
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: last year with fucking Hank.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean so Hank Perma band. Yeah, Francis, I'm
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: not gonna Well, you're ruining the league for everyone else. Boy,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: if it's an easy dove, it's an easy dove.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you sometimes it's it's an incise when you're
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: playing the person, but then when someone else is playing
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: the person, you're like, fuck, this person's gonna get a
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: win because they're playing Francis.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks. It's not right in mook.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Dude's in fucking forty five fantasy leagues. Give me a
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: heads up next time. You're like, I'm not gonna have
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: time for this league.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Not have a time Fantasy. I'm trying to have a
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: competitive lead. It takes minutes.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: It takes literally seconds.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there's an auto update your roster. And
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: even if you have multiple leagues, like great your ball lover, dude, Yeah,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: invest time in your hobby exactly, you should be better
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: at it if it's your right exactly. If it's your hobby,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: just spend some time doing your hobby instead of like
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you know, but I think that the fact that he's
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: in a sleeper league or whatever, a keeper league, that
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: would make me think he's more serious about the craft. Mooke, Yeah, yeah, Mooke.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think we should get Chay in next year.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I definitely get Jay.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Has Brandon been updating his roster?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: I think he has.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've been playing Brandon. I don't think
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: I've played Brandon in a while. I think Brandon, actually,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: I think is one of the top to off. It's
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: a pretty tight league. Like I'm I mean, I'm not
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: gonna you can't really give yourself credit as commissioner, but
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: I think I'm comeback player of the year.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I started off the series h and three. It's too
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: early to take.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I don't want to jinx it, but it's looking like
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: I'm on a winning streak.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Tyler. I hate to be that guy.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: I'm probably gonna beat you.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Just talking shit.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, I need twenty six points. I've got Baker
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Mayfield and Travis Kelcey to get that done. Unless you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: think I should place, you think I should start Kate
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Kate Auton No Ride with Kelsey, Ride with Kelsey. I
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: think like Kate Aughten produced last week produced you stack.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: That's the stack. You have him in Mayfield together, that's
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: a stack. One of them gets points, you other gets points.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: The triple.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: If one of them doesn't get points and the other
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: one doesn't get points, You're right, Kelsey's going in. It's
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: got to be Kelsey because I'm pretty confident that Baker
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Mayfield is gonna get thirty points regardless.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: You can't put all your eggs in one basket. Yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: having someone having a little Kelsey is nice, Yeah, does
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: in case.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: But if Kelsey loses me this, then you're gonna like,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: what if I get Jason with your phone?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, how does it feel like you're brother? How
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: does it feel? That's so funny. You're not gonna mean
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: to saying it, bro, I'm not gonna say it. You're
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: trying to get me. You're trying to get me canceled at. Sure,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: you make your trash Island joke, all right, which was
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: nasty of you. But the one thing about Keeper is
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: before we go Keeper League, you gotta pay. We're gonna
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: have to pay four league, four seasons in events. What
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: the fucks does that mean? Because then you could just
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: trade your next four years of first round draft picks
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: and then be like, I'm leaving the league and then
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: someone gets fucked for the next four years. I see.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: It's like real, it's like real owners, like of a franchise. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you'd have to have someone to replace the
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: person that leaves.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: And you'd be like, hey, you're gonna be down for
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: first round picks because somebody wanted fucking Chris Godwin. Yeah.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: Well, we would have to find a group of people
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: who are going to commit to the league.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: We need committed people, and there needs to be finances
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: tied to the commitment.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: I think this screw right here. I mean US four,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: we've committed notifications all the time. Owen made a roster move,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Tyler made a roster move, Round made a roster move.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Never once have I got a notification that Francis has
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: made a roster move because he somehow doesn't. Dude, if
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: you don't know how to make a roster move, fucking
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: look it up.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: It's so intuitive.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Also here, Francis, I'll tell you how to do it.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: You click on the player and then you move the
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: player up. It's the It's literally built for people who
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: are dumb Yeah, it's so intuitive, it's so easy. And
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: I told him when we started, I said, you got
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: to actually do the league.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: And he said, I'm gonna do the league. And then
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: he gave up. What are we week? We gave up
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: three weeks ago. It's Halloween. He gave up by Halloween.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: He gave up by Halloween. He gave up by fucking
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: I always say I don't even know my team until November.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I'll still see it. Have tough. These guys are exactly
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: once the weather turns, yeah, exactly, well this is it's
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: a cold weather team, exactly. And we've been playing in
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: domes the first half. Yes, once we start playing some
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: smash mouthball leagues don't notice.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, that was a lot of ball
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: talk for today, but sometimes you just got to get
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: On Wednesday, we'll have a lot of politics study.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Trust Wednesday, we'll be doing a full political deep dive.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: And Francis, since he is top building, we'll have a
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: desk and he'll just be interviewing us like the Late Show. Exactly.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll see you guys next week.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll see you guys on We'll see you
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: guys on Thursday.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 10: Still were drifting food for so so then you leave,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 10: so no, I'm coming. I'm was on a phone in
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 10: long I was on a phone in I was on
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 10: your phone in one. I was on your phone in my.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Street.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 10: Get fell away, Sae. Just a distant the bay, that's
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 10: tap the call. It just don't not really take ahead.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: If you gets you blas change your the g s
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: don't exp