Latest / Privycast / Ep. 119 Spray Before You Go w/ Bradley Trull (Privychat 27)

Transcript

Ep. 119 Spray Before You Go w/ Bradley Trull (Privychat 27) · Privycast

0:00
>> Speaker A: Were you prepared for that first poop?
0:03
Because I was not.
0:05
And I thought there was something gravely wrong
0:08
with my child. Like, it was like, black and
0:11
tar, and I was like, oh, no, something's
0:14
wrong.
0:15
>> Speaker B: I went with, melted
0:20
black licorice saltwater tap
0:23
you.
0:26
>> Speaker A: Welcome back to privy. Privy is
0:29
a podcast about bathrooms
0:32
recorded from my home bathroom.
0:35
I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I
0:38
love bathrooms. And this week on the
0:40
pod, I am in
0:43
studio, but I'm going to be joined
0:45
by friend, ah. Of mine and
0:48
soon to be friend of the show, Bradley Trell. So
0:51
we'll see if we can get him on the call here.
0:54
All righty. well, I'm joined,
0:58
by Bradley trull here. Bradley,
1:00
can you tell us a bit about who you are?
1:04
and we can chat a bit about how we know
1:07
each.
1:07
>> Speaker B: yeah, so, my name's Bradley troll. I've been
1:10
married to my wife, Carly, for a little over three
1:13
years now. We just had our first
1:16
kid, a son named,
1:18
so that's awesome. It's great.
1:21
He is just almost three
1:24
weeks old. He'll be three weeks on.
1:26
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
1:26
>> Speaker B: You're crazy. Really good. so I'm youth pastor at the
1:29
church I grew up in. been doing that part
1:32
time, and then I work as a substitute teacher. Currently,
1:35
I have a contract position with cascade high school in
1:38
turner. So that's been a great place to work,
1:41
but I'm enjoying paternity leave. Right,
1:43
yeah, life is good. Getting to hang out with
1:46
my family and let life slow down a little bit.
1:49
>> Speaker A: So it's been cascade. Is
1:52
that public or is it a charter?
1:54
>> Speaker B: It's a public school. It's Turner. And.
2:02
>> Speaker A: Do you. How do you like that?
2:04
>> Speaker B: I really like it. It's a great school to be, at. It really
2:07
has a community feel, and I think that makes a huge difference.
2:10
And, yeah, it's been cool.
2:13
I don't know what each day is going to look like.
2:16
Some days, there's no subbing that needs to be done. So I'm
2:19
making name tags for teachers or
2:22
laminating things or running copies. But on the
2:25
days where somebody's gone, I might be in any sort of
2:27
class.
2:28
>> Speaker A: Right.
2:29
>> Speaker B: Banned to science. I've done some long term subbing
2:32
positions, math and man,
2:34
science, and. Yeah, it's been really good, though. A
2:37
lot of great teachers out there.
2:39
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that's fascinating. So they kind of got
2:42
you on retainer a little bit.
2:44
>> Speaker B: Yeah, because the sub shortage was so bad, because at Covid,
2:47
myself included, basically all subs lost their
2:49
jobs. We basically got an email from the districts that we
2:52
worked for. Sorry. Like, you're not full time
2:55
employees, so we weren't guaranteed any wages,
2:58
and they didn't have. So
3:01
I did Amazon landscaping for a little while and then
3:04
slowly worked back into.
3:06
>> Speaker A: At the, like, at the warehouse down there. Yeah, I
3:09
guess up.
3:12
>> Speaker B: Months, two months was.
3:14
>> Speaker A: But, yeah, that
3:17
place is,
3:19
I. It's always interesting
3:21
because
3:24
you probably interact with Corbin still a little bit more than
3:27
I do. but I could not have.
3:31
When we were both
3:33
attending
3:36
of. There wasn't much out there, and now
3:39
it's just kind of like,
3:43
remember. I remember John Scott.
3:46
He would always get frustrated anytime they talked
3:49
about building in that lowland right across
3:52
the road. And I'm sitting here going, man,
3:56
here we are. He was kind of right. They're
3:59
heading well, growing up, going there.
4:01
>> Speaker B: With my dad teaching there. I mean, I remember when they
4:04
excavated it out, and then it just sat
4:07
for years. I remember being huge earth movers, and they
4:10
dug out all this stuff and flattened it, and then it just sat
4:13
there.
4:13
>> Speaker A: Weird.
4:14
>> Speaker B: And then it went wild again. And then now
4:16
they're doing stuff again. I remember him
4:19
saying that there was an old homestead
4:22
out there, and one of the guys was famous for minting, like,
4:24
a certain type of gold coin. So he's like, if you knew the
4:27
right spot to look there, might know a box
4:30
of these old Oregon
4:33
gold coins somewhere around.
4:37
>> Speaker A: He should. He should tip off some Corbin students that are there
4:40
now, and they get out there with some
4:43
metal detectors and see if they could find some fortune or
4:46
something. but, yeah,
4:50
your dad's still at Corbin going strong.
4:53
>> Speaker B: Dean of ministry. I think he's at like,
4:55
32, 33,
4:58
34 years, something like that.
4:59
>> Speaker A: That's amazing. Wow. You know what's
5:02
funny is he sent me one of the
5:05
very first emails for this podcast.
5:07
>> Speaker B: I told him about the podcast early, and he
5:10
did that. I remember that.
5:12
>> Speaker A: Yeah, man. I actually still have
5:14
it because I haven't done all of the things that he
5:17
had said in it. it's an ever growing beast.
5:22
but, yeah, I
5:25
know you gave me a couple of things that you had, but
5:29
do you remember any just wild bathroom
5:32
or bathroom adjacent things from Corbin? Because
5:35
in my brain, I have multiple. But
5:37
everybody's experience was different there.
5:40
Well, okay.
5:40
>> Speaker B: I got one going back to high school. Okay, perfect.
5:43
So I went to Crosshill Christian. It became
5:46
Crosshill my senior year. Used to be willamette Christian at
5:49
church on the hill in Turner.
5:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
5:51
>> Speaker B: And so in the men's bathroom, there
5:54
is like three urinals. Regular stall.
5:57
Regular stall. And then at the end is a handicapped stall,
6:00
but in the middle there's just a toilet with
6:03
no door.
6:04
>> Speaker A: Oh, yes.
6:05
>> Speaker B: So we would always call that the mystic stall. And so
6:08
in high school, we always said that if you were brave enough to
6:10
poop in the mystic stall, then it would speak to you and
6:13
give you a vision or something like that.
6:16
So we always talked about the mystic stall that didn't have a
6:19
door. In fact, we had kind of
6:22
briefly joked about our senior gift because it was
6:25
all guys. My class was all guys.
6:27
Because we started the high school, we were the first to make the jump from
6:30
eigth to 9th and then up. So there were nine and
6:33
then ten of us. And we gained some, lost some, finished
6:36
graduating class of ten guys. So we joked about our
6:39
senior gift being a glass door
6:42
to put on the mystic stall so that it would
6:45
have a door but still be mystic.
6:50
Go ahead.
6:51
>> Speaker A: No, you're good. I'm
6:54
just trying to wonder if I walked into a bathroom and
6:57
saw that. I think even if it was one of
7:00
those kind of misty
7:03
shower glass doors on a bat,
7:06
I think it would make me look longer than
7:09
I should than if there was just no door. it
7:12
would catch me off guard, but yeah.
7:15
>> Speaker B: And then I got a post college one. So
7:18
one of my roommates, his, name is
7:21
Josiah. He was a freshman in my hall.
7:24
I was his ra. And then the next year, he became an RA. So
7:27
we were on an RA team together. And then, he
7:30
was still at Corbin and I had just graduated and I needed a
7:33
place to live and his uncle leased out like a
7:36
guest house to the two of us and two other guys. So
7:39
him and I were roommates, but we had a scale in
7:42
the bathroom and so we would weigh before
7:44
and after and had a contest to
7:47
see who could lose the most
7:49
weight while in the bathroom. And I
7:52
think pretty close to the end of when we both moved
7:55
out, I ended up with the winning numbers. I can't remember what
7:58
it was, but.
8:01
>> Speaker A: Are we talking like over a pound or two, though?
8:03
>> Speaker B: I think so, yeah.
8:06
>> Speaker A: That's brutal, man.
8:10
Sometimes and every now and then you get one like
8:13
that where it's just like, you feel lighter.
8:16
And I'm wondering, I
8:19
don't know if you've ever seen breaking bad. but when
8:22
they're ADHD brain,
8:25
when he's talking about the chemical makeup of people and
8:28
they've got the zero point whatever percent
8:31
that they can account for, and he's talking about how it's the soul.
8:34
I wonder sometimes if some of that
8:37
weight is something supernatural or
8:39
mystical or some sort of experience
8:42
having had that happen. But, dude, that's
8:45
funny. at Corbin,
8:48
I just thought about this. So with the no
8:50
stall door thing, in Davidson,
8:55
enough said there. But, in.
8:58
We. A few of us in our hall would regularly poop
9:01
with the bathroom stall door. We wouldn't lock it.
9:04
We would just poop with it open. And
9:07
I don't know why multiple people said it's because if
9:10
there was an intruder, we could see who was coming and defend
9:12
ourselves. It's not a great argument,
9:15
but I remember one day I was in the
9:17
bathroom, and Dr.
9:20
Derrickson's son stopped by to
9:23
visit a friend, and he came in the bathroom,
9:26
and I did what we always did, which was,
9:28
bam. Hit the door, swing
9:31
it wide open, and there's this big, long
9:34
line of mirrors. And I just remember Dr. D's son
9:37
just standing there, like, staring at me.
9:39
And he was upset. And he's
9:42
like, what are you doing? I was like, this is what we do here. and then he
9:45
just turned around and walked out. He didn't even use the bathroom. He was
9:48
not happy. But, yeah, maybe it
9:51
would have been better if there was no stall and it didn't have the swing effect.
9:54
But, that's amazing.
9:55
>> Speaker B: So I didn't live in Davidson, but I lived in PvG and
9:58
Ferrar. And so PVG, I did Mr.
10:01
VG their man pageant as a freshman, and I
10:04
made top four. And we had to write a poem.
10:06
And I remember that one of my lines was, there's
10:09
always an open shower if you really need to.
10:13
There's my. There's my PVG
10:16
bathroom. And then Ferrar is the old,
10:18
old nurses quarters from when it was a tv
10:21
hospital. And so the first two
10:24
toilets were designated urinals. And it was literally
10:26
just no door, no seat.
10:29
Regular toilets, okay? There's just no
10:32
seat on them.
10:33
>> Speaker A: Did anybody ever go for it, like,
10:36
squat and hover?
10:38
>> Speaker B: I mean, I'm sure people did. I
10:40
can't remember. The other thing was, I was a
10:43
three floor ra, so third floor, I lived second floor.
10:46
And then when I was an ra, I was in third floor. And the
10:49
hot water was so awful when you
10:52
flushed, so I literally made signs for all the stalls.
10:55
And last time I went, they were still there, at least really.
10:58
And it was like, please yell flush before you flush because anybody
11:01
in the shower is about to get torched.
11:03
>> Speaker A: Oh, that's awful that that
11:06
happens. But I imagine if somebody was
11:09
just visiting and they're just
11:12
flush, flush.
11:15
It's going to catch you off guard. That's funny. I did not know
11:18
that.
11:20
>> Speaker B: Best for our bathroom trivia is this.
11:23
So there was third floor, a spigot,
11:27
like a hose, outdoor hose
11:29
spigot underneath the sink
11:32
that would regular garden hose attached. And it
11:35
was direct from the hot water heater.
11:38
So that is how they did redneck.
11:39
Hot tub is it was on the backside of
11:42
the dorm. So you'd back in the truck, or truck all
11:45
the way into behind the dorm, you'd screw on
11:48
the hose, throw it out the window. That's so
11:51
turn on that direct hot water heater
11:54
spigot. And then you'd have to leave it to cool for like several
11:57
hours.
11:58
>> Speaker A: Right.
11:58
>> Speaker B: Because it was so hot. Especially, I
12:01
think later, they turned the heat down a little bit on the hot water heater.
12:04
It was like straight hot water heater
12:07
hose into the bed of a truck.
12:09
>> Speaker A: You ever make any ramen off that? Because that's my life.
12:12
>> Speaker B: No.
12:12
>> Speaker A: Well, okay.
12:13
>> Speaker B: You could make tea out of your Ferrari sink
12:16
almost.
12:17
>> Speaker A: Oh, my God.
12:18
>> Speaker B: I mean, the water was really kind of cloudy
12:21
and gross. And I know some people
12:23
also would pee in the sinks in Ferrar because you had
12:26
a sink in each of your rooms.
12:28
>> Speaker A: That's wild.
12:30
>> Speaker B: But the water was hot enough. You could make tea with
12:33
it basically, because it was just so hot. And the hot tub
12:36
we took advantage of because they did a car
12:38
parade after you left, or were you there for
12:41
that?
12:42
>> Speaker A: For some reason? I remember this.
12:43
>> Speaker B: I remember a car parade, and they gave us cardboard to
12:46
decorate our parade float. And so we did a hot
12:49
tub in the back of my dad's truck.
12:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I think I saw pictures.
12:54
>> Speaker B: Yeah, we drove it up the hill and we put know signs on
12:57
it. We put my boss's phone number on the back and
12:59
said, call me. That was Sam Bagenstas, so. His
13:02
number, yes. And then, yeah,
13:05
one of my guys made a giant pumpkin out of cardboard
13:08
and orange tablecloth and put it on the front.
13:11
So I drove that up with a load full of guys in the
13:13
back.
13:14
>> Speaker A: I imagine that's sloshing pretty good going up that hill, too.
13:17
>> Speaker B: It did. It was like right on the edge of the tailgate when we
13:20
were going up the hill. And it was Matt Lucas, I
13:23
think, that was right behind us in the baby blue mustang that
13:26
Darren Milionis owned. You know what I'm talking?
13:28
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
13:29
>> Speaker B: So that was close behind us. And I was like, we cannot
13:32
dump super hot water on this.
13:33
>> Speaker A: This tailgate gives out, we're in trouble.
13:36
>> Speaker B: Well, yeah, and I would have dumped probably, like, six guys out,
13:39
but we won, and we got $300 as a
13:42
haul. And one of m my roommates made, hall ah shirts.
13:45
My roommate made hall shirts for all of us. Said straight out of
13:47
Ferrari. And we got, like, fancy long sleeve
13:50
sport tech shirts.
13:52
>> Speaker A: I remember seeing these shirts, too. This might have been,
13:55
like, my last year there, maybe while I was doing
13:58
master's degree stuff. because I
14:01
remember seeing straight out of Ferrar shirts.
14:03
>> Speaker B: Yeah, we were the only ones that made those, as far as I know, so we just
14:06
made them the one.
14:08
>> Speaker A: Ah, yeah, I I. Ferrar
14:11
always lived in this other
14:14
world for me because I
14:17
wasn't one of the Davidson, because I think there was a fake
14:19
rivalry, or at least maybe an unspoken thing
14:22
where I never got that
14:25
because Anna was in agard when she was there. So
14:28
I saw a lot of the Ferrari guys.
14:31
I just. It just kind of lived in this other space.
14:34
and I think pvG,
14:38
maybe it's better now, but we weren't very good at getting out and seeing
14:41
each other.
14:43
>> Speaker B: Well, Valley Davidson are mixed now.
14:45
>> Speaker A: Yeah, they did that my junior
14:48
year.
14:49
>> Speaker B: But I had changed a lot, I think.
14:51
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I had left campus because we got married that
14:54
summer, and so
14:57
I never got to see the other side
15:00
of that. But Chad and Travis were
15:02
still in the dorms doing stuff, and so I would
15:05
go visit them and see, and it was different.
15:08
But, Yeah, I mean, it is what it is.
15:12
I definitely miss a lot of the campus
15:15
life. I tell the kids, because I've
15:18
actually got a young adult girl, at my
15:21
church right now. She's going to Corbin. I think she lives on
15:23
campus. but I told her, I said,
15:26
listen, the faculty and the teaching
15:28
staff are phenomenal. Every
15:31
place has its troubles, but this is what
15:34
I can swear by.
15:36
>> Speaker A: yeah, I told her to ask. I said, ask
15:38
Dr. Troll. Ask for Dr. Anderson. They'll. They'll set
15:41
you,
15:45
know your, on my
15:48
phone, I have a bunch of pictures from. I don't have a lot because I put them a
15:51
lot on cloud, but one of them that lives on my phone is a
15:54
picture of your dad and Dr. Anderson riding
15:57
a camel together. and it's one of
16:00
my absolute highlight moments from
16:03
all of my time at Corbin. just these two grown
16:06
men, looks like little kids on the back of
16:08
this camel. It's great.
16:10
>> Speaker B: I got to go on that first trip to Israel. So,
16:12
2008, I was 13. That was the first trip
16:15
Corbin did, and I went and I rode a camel at a gas
16:18
station.
16:20
>> Speaker A: That's awesome.
16:21
>> Speaker B: We also saw israeli soldiers using their
16:25
siren to just get down the road
16:27
faster.
16:28
>> Speaker A: That's funny, because we just saw this.
16:29
>> Speaker B: Cargo flying with the siren, and then it just turns into where we
16:32
were, and then they just were, like, walking around in the shops.
16:35
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. How many times have you been over
16:38
there?
16:38
>> Speaker B: Just once. Just one? I've traveled
16:41
other places.
16:42
>> Speaker A: Right.
16:43
>> Speaker B: We can talk about that. I've had a few interesting travel.
16:45
>> Speaker A: Sure, yeah.
16:46
Because you went to Europe. Yeah. Was
16:49
that with the, I don't remember what they called it.
16:51
>> Speaker B: Ombex.
16:52
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Sweet.
16:54
>> Speaker B: We stayed in a house in Spain, and it was amazing.
16:57
It was super cheap. I think we paid 66 euro
17:00
each for the full week, but there were, like, ten of us, and
17:03
we had this insane house with an
17:06
indoor courtyard. Super
17:08
nice. About, like, a mile and a half walk
17:11
from the Mediterranean on the south coast.
17:14
But it had a bidet in there. And to this day, I was
17:17
actually talking about this just the other day. I don't know how
17:20
it worked because it was not attached to
17:23
the toilet. It was like a separate. It
17:26
looked like a really low sink, just, like, right next to it. And I was
17:29
like, I don't know how you use
17:32
this. Do you know you're the bathroom.
17:35
>> Speaker A: I think some of them have a seat, but
17:38
some of them don't. no.
17:39
>> Speaker B: It had a faucet, though, and there
17:42
wasn't that much room.
17:43
>> Speaker A: Did it have, like, a little. A lot of times they have a little
17:46
gray looking drinking fountain, like, looking
17:49
nozzle, on the underside of the. And.
17:52
Because when we went to Israel, we stayed in a
17:54
place I roomed with micah rop, and he
17:57
and I were both like, oh, my gosh, this,
18:01
And I. That's one of my biggest regrets, because
18:05
I wasn't into the bathroom thing then as much, but I
18:08
didn't use it because I was sketched out by it. But I remember it had this
18:11
little almost gray looking nozzle, and
18:14
Micah, turned the thing, and it shot water clear across the
18:17
room. And so I assume you kind of, like, straddle
18:20
that and let it.
18:20
>> Speaker B: Maybe there was a nozle I didn't see because to me, it just looked like
18:23
a little sink, but it wasn't deep enough to really
18:26
squat in there. And I was like, I don't know how you use
18:29
this thing. I mean, I knew it was a bidet, but I was just like, what the
18:32
heck? I don't know. My other crazy one
18:35
is we were in a, monastery in Italy
18:38
because we did an art history tour. And this one, there were, like, paintings
18:41
in each of the monastic.
18:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
18:43
>> Speaker B: But I go in to use the bathroom. It was the first time I'd ever just seen,
18:46
like, a porcelain hole in the ground.
18:48
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
18:49
>> Speaker B: Water flowing. I just walk in, and I was like, oh.
18:52
I was like, well, this is going to be a new experience.
18:54
>> Speaker A: This is what we're doing.
18:56
>> Speaker B: I I remember a, missionary to Japan telling my family,
18:59
she went into a bathroom in Japan, and she saw the stall
19:02
doors, went all the way to the ground, and she was like, whoa, that's so
19:05
nice and private. And then she opens it, and she's like, oh,
19:08
it's because it was just a hole in the.
19:11
Why?
19:12
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that would be weird.
19:14
>> Speaker B: Well, in Cameroon, it's literally a hole. So I went to
19:17
Africa.
19:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
19:18
>> Speaker B: And it was literally just a slot cut in the concrete with maggots
19:21
crawling out of it.
19:23
>> Speaker A: It's the randiest hole.
19:25
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I have a picture. I'll have to send that to you.
19:27
>> Speaker A: Shoot.
19:28
>> Speaker B: And, yeah, you can see the maggots, even though the camera wasn't
19:31
still. You can see the maggots, like, coming.
19:32
>> Speaker A: Out of the close.
19:35
You know, the closest I've had to anything like that was
19:38
when I went with Darren milionas to
19:41
Mexico. And they had
19:43
bathrooms and infrastructure. But our camp site
19:47
where we were at, and it wasn't like it was a campground,
19:50
because even in
19:52
America, you go to a campground, sometimes you're pooping in a hole.
19:55
But it had
19:58
facilities. But when you went into the facilities, it was like,
20:01
tile floor and a hole in the ground. and
20:04
it was like, okay. and, man,
20:07
my aim is not great. That's what I learned.
20:10
and it's a skill issue for sure,
20:12
but, yeah, dude, you've
20:15
traveled a lot. You've been around this
20:18
world.
20:18
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I've been really lucky during my
20:21
time at Corbin and other things. So I did onbex, and we visited
20:24
a bunch of countries in Europe. well, yeah, Israel when I was
20:27
13. And then, I did,
20:31
Cameroon with the ministry faculty,
20:35
ah, when they were training pastors over there, they had to switch to
20:37
Uganda because of civil unrest.
20:39
>> Speaker A: Right.
20:40
>> Speaker B: In fact, our year was the last year, and we found
20:43
out afterwards that
20:46
if the teachers would have known it was as bad as it was, we wouldn't
20:49
have gone, because, ah, we were stopped
20:52
over ten times in, like, a six hour drive.
20:54
But various stops, some of them were just,
20:57
like, wave us through. But some of them were hand passports out the
21:00
window. Some of them were everybody out of the van.
21:02
>> Speaker A: Wow.
21:03
>> Speaker B: Like, military checkpoints. Because we were in
21:06
one of the rebellious areas in one of the larger cities.
21:09
>> Speaker A: Wow.
21:09
>> Speaker B: And, like, the government building, like, sandbagged up guy with
21:12
an Ak up in the loft.
21:14
Yeah. That's crazy
21:17
and sad. But then the year after
21:20
that, I got to do South Africa. Corbin did a program for
21:23
two years called Camp Ten with, teach every
21:26
nation, which was started by Bruce Wilkinson. He was the walk through the
21:29
Bible guy. I don't know. So,
21:32
yeah, he had a ministry, and they basically
21:35
had people donate money, and they built this super
21:37
fancy, like, game farm resort in South
21:40
Africa as, like, a training facility for pastors and
21:43
stuff. And so I went the first year,
21:46
and we were there for five weeks. We lived on the game farm. I got to
21:49
shoot a wildebeest in an impala and got to see
21:52
all these animals. It was super
21:55
cool. And then, we did a little bit of local outreach, too,
21:58
but then the kids took classes and got
22:00
Corbin college credit for high school
22:03
kids.
22:04
They took some classes and especially, like, cross cultural
22:07
stuff. So that was super sick.
22:09
>> Speaker A: Wow.
22:10
>> Speaker B: That's super cool. And then the other big trip
22:13
was, I guess, on the way home from Cameroon, my dad and I went to
22:15
Istanbul for a couple of days because I'd always dreamed
22:18
of.
22:19
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
22:19
>> Speaker B: And so we got to go check that out.
22:21
>> Speaker A: Wow.
22:22
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And then road trip to Canada. But I'd visited
22:25
Europe, Asia, and Africa before I ever meant to
22:28
Mexico or Canada.
22:30
>> Speaker A: That's wild.
22:31
>> Speaker B: I've never been to Mexico still, and I've been to Canada
22:33
only. But, yeah, the Lord was good. And because most of
22:36
that was school or a job, I got paid to go to South
22:39
Africa.
22:40
>> Speaker A: That's awesome. That's super cool.
22:42
Yeah. Wow.
22:45
so you shared
22:48
transition a bit here, but you shared that you all have
22:51
a new, baby there with you. Oh,
22:53
yeah. Do you have anything
22:56
that. I have one thing in my
22:59
brain, but I want to see if you arrive there.
23:02
Have you learned anything or what has the
23:05
early diapering experience been like for you all?
23:09
>> Speaker B: well, okay. So, one of my wife's friends was
23:12
saying, hey, take some videos. Because she was like, I
23:15
wish I had more videos of the newborn stage.
23:18
She's like, I took only pictures, so take some videos.
23:21
So Carly lines up. First video
23:24
gets him taking a huge fart
23:26
dump. And it was amazing.
23:29
He's just laying there and
23:33
just fills his diaper, and it was like, this is
23:35
perfect. And then Carly was just like, I got that on
23:38
camera, buddy. So forever. We
23:41
will hold on to that video.
23:42
>> Speaker A: Yeah, he's going to love that in about 15
23:45
years.
23:47
>> Speaker B: but I had a
23:50
lot of people say, okay, he's a boy, so you want to cover
23:53
him up so he doesn't pee everywhere. Have
23:56
you all been peed on yet? Just gotten his first sponge
23:58
bath. Yeah, because he had some blood clots in his
24:01
hair, and so they were kind of, like, cleaning that out and stuff. And so
24:04
he's just laying there, and I just hear Carla go, oh. And I
24:07
turn and look, and I turn, and I just
24:10
see him pooping just everywhere.
24:13
And we'd put towels and everything down, so it was fine.
24:16
But what she m was yelling about, though, is he'd started
24:19
peeing, and he peed across the bed
24:22
onto, I think, some of the paperwork from the hospital that was
24:24
still sitting there.
24:26
>> Speaker A: Legend.
24:28
>> Speaker B: So that was crazy. honestly,
24:31
I didn't have a lot of diapering experience.
24:33
Yeah, I practiced once.
24:36
>> Speaker A: Winnie the pooh. There he is.
24:38
Yes.
24:39
>> Speaker B: There we go. Sent it to my family because my
24:42
sisters always gave me a hard time about never changing my
24:45
little cousin's.
24:47
>> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
24:48
>> Speaker B: So I proved I could do it. And then, of course, sent,
24:51
the classic practice gift from Alan Iverson
24:54
just for my dad's viewing pleasure.
24:56
>> Speaker A: Oh, that's so funny.
24:57
>> Speaker B: It didn't take too long to learn. I thought maybe
25:00
infant poop would be worse, but
25:03
he is just doing breast milk right now, so it's really
25:05
not that bad.
25:07
>> Speaker A: Right?
25:08
>> Speaker B: Though the other day, he did definitely
25:10
poop on me, and I learned my lesson. You have to wait.
25:13
Just because you hear him poop doesn't mean he's done. You got
25:16
to wait. So I'm like, oh, okay, I'll change him.
25:19
And all of a sudden, just. I mean, a foot and a
25:22
half.
25:22
>> Speaker A: Spray, and it's always spray when they're.
25:25
>> Speaker B: Little, all the stuff. And I was
25:28
like, carly.
25:29
>> Speaker A: Yes.
25:30
>> Speaker B: We got them cleaned up, and so far, it's been pretty good.
25:33
But, yeah, I just throw a wipe down to keep it from peeing
25:36
everywhere right off the bat.
25:37
>> Speaker A: Right.
25:38
>> Speaker B: And that seems to be pretty
25:40
effective.
25:42
>> Speaker A: When he was born, when you all
25:45
were still in the
25:48
hospital, were you prepared for that
25:51
first poop? Because I was not.
25:54
And I thought there was something gravely wrong
25:57
with my child. It was like, black and
26:00
tar, and I was like, oh, no, something's
26:03
wrong.
26:04
>> Speaker B: I went with, melted
26:08
black licorice, saltwater taffy.
26:12
That's what I thought. The consistency was.
26:14
>> Speaker A: That's exactly right.
26:15
>> Speaker B: Like a brownie mix. And that was about the color, too.
26:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I was not ready for that. I don't know
26:21
if anyone had prepared you for that. But,
26:23
>> Speaker B: Oh, real quick. Okay, I got to do a black licorice tangent. Have you ever
26:26
been to snow cap and sisters?
26:29
>> Speaker A: No.
26:30
>> Speaker B: They have amazing black licorice ice cream,
26:33
but your poop colors the water
26:36
green for like, three days after you.
26:38
>> Speaker A: Oh, let's go. Do you like
26:41
licorice?
26:42
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I like black licorice. I'm not a big fan of red licorice.
26:45
>> Speaker A: Oh, see, I'm the exact opposite. But I would be willing to
26:47
soldier up. Ah. For this ice
26:50
cream. Just.
26:51
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I wasn't prepared for that.
26:52
>> Speaker A: Hands on experience, afterwards.
26:55
Yeah. no, it turns out, like,
27:00
back in the 70s, that
27:03
monster, like the, oh, gosh.
27:06
Frankenberry, the cereals.
27:09
Apparently they had some sort of like, unregulated
27:12
food dye in the early ones because kids
27:15
would eat it and their stool would just be
27:18
red and so much so that parents were taking their
27:21
kids to the hospital with, like, I think
27:24
they're bleeding. I don't know what's going on. And they had
27:26
enough cases to where they then began to test it. And they're
27:29
like, it's got very high concentrates of this
27:32
dye. And it turns out, like, our bodies can't process
27:35
that one. And so it just passes it straight
27:38
through.
27:39
>> Speaker B: That might be kind of similar to what they have at snowcap. I don't know because
27:42
it's black. Like, the black licorice ice cream
27:45
is very dark black
27:48
ice cream.
27:49
>> Speaker A: Hey, if I'm ever over in sisters, I'm definitely going to try
27:52
it because, that sounds like great ice.
27:53
>> Speaker B: Cream, so it's worth it anyways.
27:56
>> Speaker A: Yeah, well, I have some
27:58
questions that I ask everybody on the show. before I get
28:01
into them, in about nine minutes, my zoom
28:04
is going to go kerchunk. I'm going to start another one
28:07
and send it to you. Zoom. you
28:10
can pay for a premium, but
28:13
it's like
28:15
$150 for
28:17
like six months or something.
28:20
>> Speaker B: yeah, I know Carly bought that because she was piano
28:22
teaching online
28:25
during COVID I had it free with the.
28:27
>> Speaker A: High school during COVID But then once we all went
28:30
back, the high school was like, yeah, we're not paying for this anymore because
28:33
I can't imagine how much that was for everybody's
28:36
account. but, yeah, I have some
28:39
questions. and these are just kind of general
28:41
bathroom questions. What type of toilet paper do you all use at
28:44
your house there?
28:46
>> Speaker B: I think right now we're using Costco
28:49
toilet paper.
28:50
>> Speaker A: That's right.
28:51
>> Speaker B: Though, when I looked, I think the charmin
28:54
mega rolls or ultra rolls or whatever, they're smaller
28:57
at Costco.
28:58
>> Speaker A: The beautiful.
29:03
>> Speaker B: I, because we had Walmart stuff, and then Carly
29:06
got some stuff at Costco, and I'm like, wait a minute. And I held
29:09
that. I was like, this is significantly smaller.
29:11
>> Speaker A: I'm being lied to.
29:12
>> Speaker B: There's a Costco conspiracy going on back here.
29:15
>> Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure. I'm convinced. So Costco
29:18
says, here we go. Costco says
29:21
that their milk is shaped the way it is so they can
29:24
stack more on the pallet. And I'm sitting here going,
29:27
okay, that's fine and all, but the
29:30
first pour out of a Costco jug of milk, I
29:32
cannot not spill it.
29:35
It's the thing being right at the top.
29:38
I get it everywhere every time. First pour.
29:41
And I think they do it
29:44
knowing you will waste a little bit of milk. And in the course of
29:47
like five to ten years, you will actually have
29:50
bought maybe ten to 15 extra gallons
29:53
of milk from them. That's my theory.
29:56
when you guys put the toilet paper on the thing, do you fold
29:59
it over or under, or do you have a preference?
30:01
>> Speaker B: Okay, are you doing video for the
30:04
podcast still or just audio?
30:05
>> Speaker A: well, that is another great question.
30:08
I can try to venture into video for this one.
30:11
Normally, a lot of times it's just me, so I don't do video.
30:14
But no, either way.
30:15
>> Speaker B: Okay. Because I have a visual. I'll go grab it. I'll be right back.
30:18
Perfect.
30:19
>> Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely.
30:21
>> Speaker B: So this is courtesy of my
30:24
sister.
30:27
>> Speaker A: Oh. Let's go. Okay.
30:31
so I guess my question is. That's awesome, by the
30:34
way.
30:37
do you believe that yourself, though?
30:40
>> Speaker B: I agree.
30:41
>> Speaker A: Beards are cool. Mullets are not. Okay.
30:44
Yeah.
30:44
>> Speaker B: I mean, I might have some kids at cascade mad at me
30:47
because, man, mullets have made a comeback, especially in a
30:50
rural school. Like,
30:52
I mean, for toilet paper. Absolutely. And I think
30:55
in general, probably, yes. So I'm going to do a shout out
30:58
to my cousin cleat and say, I'm sorry, I
31:01
know you have a mullet and you should keep it.
31:03
>> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
31:04
>> Speaker B: though I did see, Carly showed me a video on
31:07
Instagram the other day. Somebody made a frog
31:10
on a unicycle that sits on top of their
31:12
toilet paper roll. Have you seen this?
31:14
>> Speaker A: No.
31:15
>> Speaker B: He defined it. You have to do it
31:18
the mullet way, but
31:21
the wheel sets on the toilet paper. So
31:24
as you pull, it spins
31:27
unicycle, and his little legs go up and down and he
31:30
kind of, like, back and forth on the toilet paper
31:33
roll.
31:33
>> Speaker A: I'm going to have to go seek one of these out, too.
31:39
okay. Is there a reason
31:42
or is it just this is the way I prefer it?
31:44
>> Speaker B: Do you have kind of OCD? And I think
31:47
it seems to make more sense to me.
31:50
Okay, what about you?
31:52
>> Speaker A: So I'm convinced that it does not matter.
31:55
okay. I am kind of chaos when it comes
31:58
to how the toilet paper gets on there. I'm like almost
32:00
chaos theory, where as long as I
32:03
replaced it, we did good. okay.
32:06
And genuinely, it's 50 50.
32:09
I don't look, I just pop the old one off, slide it in, stick it
32:11
on. and so with that said,
32:14
50% of the time I don't hear
32:17
anything from my wife, who is a, ah,
32:20
diehard beard over the top. This
32:23
is the only way it must be. And then
32:25
she'll correct it. But I genuinely
32:28
like. I don't have a preference. I think I
32:31
saw somewhere, somebody.
32:31
>> Speaker B: Found the patent for the first.
32:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
32:34
>> Speaker B: Does that settle it?
32:36
>> Speaker A: It doesn't settle it for me. So,
32:38
one day in the future,
32:42
I'll be honest with you, I ask this question of everybody, and a lot of
32:45
it is data gathering for my own personal,
32:47
defense one day. But I have a
32:50
theory. So the guy who made toilet paper, he's
32:53
going to want you to buy more toilet paper. And I'm convinced
32:56
that if you fold it over, you're going to use
32:58
more because your
33:01
brain sees more sheet as it
33:04
comes off. And so you're going to
33:07
pull more sheet off where if you're pulling from the back,
33:10
I think you're going to pull earlier.
33:13
That is my theory.
33:17
>> Speaker B: The pre Costco conspiracy.
33:19
>> Speaker A: Yes. for me, it's purely
33:22
like a money.
33:24
I'm convinced, like, three sheets is all we
33:27
need, per wipe,
33:29
I'm such a tight wad.
33:32
And then my son rolls this fist full and
33:35
I'm like, oh, partner, you're
33:38
playing a dangerous game with our pipes here, bud.
33:41
yeah, are
33:44
you a bar soap or a liquid soap, lad?
33:49
>> Speaker B: so honestly, I get soap from
33:52
my in laws every Christmas and
33:55
they keep me stocked up. So whatever
33:58
I'm currently using, I think I
34:01
probably have enough soap for like, two more years right now,
34:04
just in the closet. So liquid, I have
34:07
some bar soap I've been using. Duke cannon.
34:09
>> Speaker A: Yep. Duke cannon is good stuff.
34:11
>> Speaker B: The beer. soap or.
34:14
>> Speaker A: Yep.
34:14
>> Speaker B: I like that, and then, there's been some other stuff that I've had that's
34:17
liquid. I really don't have a huge preference. I'm good with
34:20
either. Really?
34:21
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you ever carve messages to
34:24
Carly in the bar? Soap?
34:26
>> Speaker B: I do. You know,
34:28
I take long enough showers as is that
34:31
I don't need more time wasted in the shower. I just love
34:34
warm Showers.
34:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah, me too.
34:36
>> Speaker B: So when we're rushing and trying to get ready, especially Sunday
34:39
mornings, that can get me into trouble.
34:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah. so, big fan of showers.
34:46
We're going to come back on showers.
34:48
But before we do that, how do you feel about
34:51
baths?
34:55
>> Speaker B: I just have like a regular shower bathtub
34:57
and I'm six foot. I'm not super tall,
35:00
but I'm tall enough that you can't
35:03
really do much of a bath. If we
35:06
had a big claw foot bath, think about
35:09
it. But otherwise,
35:12
I don't really plan on having something that fancy.
35:17
>> Speaker A: baths are. I think they're really great
35:20
for other people because it's like the
35:23
sitting in your own water.
35:27
I just can't get past it in my brain. I get locked on that
35:30
and I'm like, oh,
35:33
Yeah.
35:34
>> Speaker B: Ah, you see that?
35:36
>> Speaker A: Yeah, in the shower.
35:39
Do you ever have a snack or a drink while you're in the
35:42
shower?
35:44
>> Speaker B: No, not really. That's not really been. I remember a buddy
35:47
in high school, though, saying he would make ramen in the shower
35:49
with the shower water. So I've never tried
35:52
it, but he must have had a ferrari. Hot water
35:55
heater. Oh, man.
35:57
>> Speaker A: I might be trying that within the
36:00
next few weeks. Shower.
36:03
ramen. Let's go. Oh, boy.
36:06
yeah, he was one of those.
36:08
>> Speaker B: Guys, I don't know, he did a lot in the shower. He would text in the shower. He put his
36:10
dumb phone in a plastic bag so that he could
36:13
text people.
36:14
>> Speaker A: He got a Ziploc bag.
36:19
>> Speaker B: Oh.
36:19
>> Speaker A: He puts these teens to shame with their cell phone addictions.
36:22
>> Speaker B: I know. Screens have ruined that
36:25
for him.
36:26
>> Speaker A: Yeah. is the phone use bad at
36:29
the school that you're at?
36:30
>> Speaker B: It's pretty bad. It depends. Some teachers are like,
36:34
no, if I see it, it's game over.
36:36
And some are really chill and it just depends.
36:39
As a sub, it's hard because sometimes they give you
36:42
enough to fill the period and sometimes
36:45
they don't.
36:46
>> Speaker A: Right.
36:47
>> Speaker B: Sometimes you have like 15 minutes worth of stuff and
36:50
then we don't do block scheduled. We only have five
36:53
periods.
36:54
>> Speaker A: Okay.
36:54
>> Speaker B: So it's like 75 minutes periods.
36:56
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
36:57
>> Speaker B: So it's pretty long. So a lot of
36:59
times what I'll try to do is like, if you're done
37:02
with everything, you can be on your phone,
37:05
right.
37:08
>> Speaker A: That seems like a fair path forward. That's how we are at our.
37:10
Well, yeah, I
37:13
wish it was uniform because, ah, at the school I'm at, it's
37:16
like, yeah, that's
37:19
how I am in my room. I'm like, if you're done with your stuff
37:22
and you don't have an exorbitant amount of homework, you can
37:25
be on it. But if I go check
37:28
your grade, and if you got a 40% and twelve
37:31
missing assignments, no way.
37:34
We have work to do. Yeah.
37:36
>> Speaker B: And see, it's hard as a sub. I don't know that.
37:38
>> Speaker A: Right.
37:39
>> Speaker B: Unless it's long term. And I do have access to the grade book and
37:42
stuff like that.
37:43
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Wow. No,
37:46
with the shower,
37:49
it'll become clear why I was like, we need to get on
37:52
new.
37:54
Have you ever performed a
37:57
waffle stomp?
37:59
>> Speaker B: I have not.
38:01
>> Speaker A: Do you know what a waffle stomp is?
38:03
>> Speaker B: I do.
38:04
>> Speaker A: Perfect.
38:06
>> Speaker B: That brought up another corbin
38:08
memory. I've unlocked my Corbin
38:11
year. I lived in a hall called the PVG
38:13
basement. And apparently I'm bad luck because
38:16
the basement doesn't exist. And I don't know if you know this, but they don't
38:19
have students in Ferrari anymore.
38:21
>> Speaker A: Really? I did not know that.
38:23
>> Speaker B: Students. Yeah. So they're using it for campus safety and something
38:26
else, I think. But, I was in the
38:28
PVG basement, which was small. I think we
38:31
only had, like 17 or 18 guys.
38:34
And, our
38:36
bathroom. Oh, I got two stories now that I'm thinking about it.
38:39
But the waffle stump one that prompted this.
38:42
So somebody had brought a tide
38:45
pod into the
38:48
handicapped. Did you ever go in the PVG
38:51
basement bathroom?
38:52
>> Speaker A: I feel like I did at one point because I.
38:54
>> Speaker B: On the right side, there was a
38:57
shower stall, but it was like giant.
39:00
And it had a toilet in one corner.
39:03
So it was like half handicapped shower, half
39:06
handicapped restroom in one.
39:08
>> Speaker A: That's awesome.
39:09
>> Speaker B: Like, room. So somebody had brought
39:12
a tide pod and put it
39:15
near the drain in the shower bathroom
39:17
thing. And guys were standing around
39:20
peeing, trying to see if they could
39:23
dissolve it, and then somebody
39:26
turned around and just
39:29
dropped one on top of the tide
39:31
pot.
39:32
>> Speaker A: Oh, that's foul.
39:38
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh.
39:42
Okay, so then did somebody. How was it
39:45
dealt with from there?
39:46
>> Speaker B: Did somebody remember? My memory
39:48
stopped there, so I don't know if I left at that point.
39:52
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh.
39:53
>> Speaker B: Or what.
39:55
>> Speaker A: I'm glad to hear that you all were up to nefarious
39:58
things down there, because I
40:01
don't know if you've ever. Bret,
40:03
Reddiger and Aaron have ever told you stories
40:06
from.
40:09
We at one point, a group of
40:12
no less than eight of us,
40:15
and not all of us, but a certain number
40:18
of us did definitely poop on a car in
40:21
Davidson parking lot.
40:22
>> Speaker B: Oh, okay. I heard about that.
40:25
>> Speaker A: I.
40:26
>> Speaker B: We climbed the gym and peed off of it.
40:29
What?
40:30
>> Speaker A: That's awesome.
40:31
>> Speaker B: I think that was my freshman year, man.
40:34
>> Speaker A: Dude, that's tough.
40:36
>> Speaker B: There was like a weird
40:38
ceiling access thing you had to boost people up
40:41
to.
40:42
>> Speaker A: That's awesome, though,
40:45
man. What a power move.
40:48
I assume this was very late at night.
40:51
>> Speaker B: Yes.
40:52
>> Speaker A: Two in the afternoon with class going on.
40:54
>> Speaker B: Yeah, no.
40:57
>> Speaker A: Okay, so no stomping.
41:00
If you ever have to go to the bathroom in the shower,
41:05
what do you do? Do you just hold it
41:08
or what do we got going?
41:10
>> Speaker B: If I have to pee, I'll just pee in the shower. I'll make sure to rinse
41:13
it down.
41:14
>> Speaker A: Yes, absolutely.
41:16
>> Speaker B: But other than that, I just wait.
41:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
41:18
>> Speaker B: Ah.
41:18
>> Speaker A: Just wait it out. Yeah, there's a slice of
41:21
the population, and it's scary that there is a
41:24
slice of the population that's doing.
41:28
Don't. It's not me. Before we get into that, because that's
41:31
the other thing is every time I do one of these, I get
41:34
somebody that messages me. Yeah, that population is you,
41:37
Hoover. but
41:40
they poop in their hand and
41:42
then they throw it around the corner to the toilet. And I'm
41:45
like, listen,
41:48
you're debased at that point.
41:51
>> Speaker B: You've crossed debris worse than a waffle stomp.
41:53
>> Speaker A: Because that's like, I think so involved. I think so.
41:56
A waffle stomp.
41:59
It's foul, but
42:02
I ain't going to pretend like I ain't.
42:04
>> Speaker B: I thought that was the worst that could be done,
42:07
so I didn't know that there was.
42:09
>> Speaker A: Yeah, he's never been on the show, but I had a
42:12
budy from high school who I was messaging
42:14
him and he's like, oh, dude, I didn't stomp it. I was afraid
42:17
of getting caught. So I would just catch it
42:20
and throw. And I'm like, no, sir.
42:24
Yeah, okay, so you get caught with that, then what?
42:26
That's worse by far.
42:29
absolutely wild.
42:31
>> Speaker B: Unless you're in the PVG basement bathroom and then you just
42:33
walk back into the corner of the shower and throw it in the toilet.
42:36
>> Speaker A: Let's go.
42:37
>> Speaker B: Oh, that was. Had no windows. That was the other thing. It was in the
42:40
middle of the building. There was a one door
42:43
access.
42:43
>> Speaker A: It's just dark.
42:45
>> Speaker B: And so a guy sprayed,
42:48
stink bomb spray. I think he dumped, like, a whole
42:50
thing in the trash
42:53
can or something. And it was just for
42:56
days. I literally was, like, checking everywhere for poop because it smelled
42:59
like there was poop. Like, actively giving off. Gross.
43:02
I was, like, checking the stalls, and I was like, did somebody poop in our trash
43:05
can? Then we found out that, yeah, this guy had
43:08
just emptied.
43:10
>> Speaker A: Yeah, the kids at the high school will break those
43:13
open in the hallway, and it's like, all right, pop the
43:16
doors. Here we go.
43:19
Yeah. you said
43:22
you haven't had a snack in the shower. would you ever
43:25
consider eating an orange in the shower as if it was an
43:27
apple?
43:29
>> Speaker B: It's a thing just
43:31
specifically in the shower.
43:33
>> Speaker A: Yeah. So you peel it, and then you don't pull
43:36
the plugs apart. You just keep the globe
43:38
of orange, and then you just eat it like an
43:41
apple because it's a mess
43:44
normally. Okay, but with the water running on
43:46
you, there's, like, low risk, all
43:49
reward.
43:51
>> Speaker B: I'm not a big. Eat an orange. Like, big orange
43:54
guy.
43:54
>> Speaker A: Okay.
43:55
>> Speaker B: I like. Mandarins are pretty manageable because
43:58
you just peel off the little slices.
44:00
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Kind of related, but not
44:03
really. Have you ever had a snack on the toilet?
44:06
Like, toilet?
44:12
>> Speaker B: I can't think of a time. I mean, I'm sure it's happened, but it's
44:15
not, like, a common occurrence for me.
44:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah, you don't ever remember, like, growing up and just.
44:20
Yeah. Hey, dad, I'm taking this bag of gummy
44:23
worms to the bathroom with me. Just like, I got to finish them
44:26
out.
44:28
>> Speaker B: Well, I mean, depending on what kind of gummy worms they are, if they're like those
44:31
haribo sugar free ones, they're the reason you're.
44:33
>> Speaker A: Yeah, they don't even make them anymore. I've tried to get some,
44:36
like, last year, the year before for Halloween
44:38
episode, and you can't even get them
44:41
online.
44:42
>> Speaker B: Really? You can't even find them on eBay or anything.
44:44
>> Speaker A: You could get them on eBay, but again, I'm so cheap and
44:47
people are so expensive. Yeah. Ah, they're like
44:50
$60 a bag, $50 a bag. And I'm like,
44:54
at that point, I can just drink some xlax and simulate it
44:57
and nobody would know. But, no,
45:00
I ain't that, needing it.
45:01
have you ever taken a dark shower?
45:04
>> Speaker B: A dark shower?
45:05
>> Speaker A: Yeah. This one's courtesy of Wesley Coleman from
45:08
Corbin.
45:09
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, I know Wes, he went to
45:12
Israel with me.
45:13
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
45:13
>> Speaker B: It was me and him and, yeah. Been best friends since
45:16
third grade. And I swear they speak their own.
45:19
>> Speaker A: Absolutely. They're, they're goofy
45:21
guys. But him and
45:24
Chico would shower in the dark
45:26
in the dorm. You'd walk in and they're just in the dark showering.
45:29
And it became a thing for so
45:32
many of us that now I do not shower with
45:35
lights. Yeah,
45:38
I dark shower. okay. Yeah.
45:40
>> Speaker B: Never done it, at least not on purpose, I'm sure in the dorm
45:43
somebody turned the lights off on me or something.
45:45
>> Speaker A: But, yeah, there was so
45:48
many times where we would be showering in the dark in Davidson
45:51
and somebody just come in and bam, hit the light. And there's
45:54
just the light.
45:56
As you're not prepared for it, you're
45:59
adjusting immediately. It's awful. But, to the
46:02
point where people would open the
46:04
door and they would
46:08
listen for the shower and if there's shower, they would just go down the hall
46:11
to the other bathroom. It was a thing.
46:14
Yeah.
46:14
>> Speaker B: That's hilarious. Real quick, while I'm thinking about it, I keep
46:17
forgetting to tell you about it. You've been to word of mouth,
46:20
right?
46:20
>> Speaker A: Yes.
46:21
>> Speaker B: Have you been to their bronze bathroom
46:24
or the mirror bathroom or whatever? No.
46:27
Okay, you have to go because I remember seeing a while ago you
46:30
rated top bathrooms in Salem and it's a top
46:32
ten.
46:33
>> Speaker A: Oh, I'm going to get on that. You know what else I'm going to do?
46:36
I'm going to take a look because every
46:39
year the cintus corporation,
46:42
they do, this bathroom
46:45
competition and you can
46:48
nominate bathrooms. So I might get up there and see if I can get that on
46:51
the list for 2024.
46:52
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I went with some friends and I was like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom.
46:55
One of my friends is like, oh, hey, have you been to the mirror bath room?
46:58
And I'd only been to word of mouth like once before. It's the
47:01
one right next to us. Like, you have to use that one. I was like, okay.
47:04
No, it's super cool.
47:05
>> Speaker A: Bronze. Oh, man.
47:07
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I'm going to check and mirrors.
47:08
>> Speaker A: That's super cool. That sounds awesome. Yeah, I'm going to check that out
47:11
for sure. wow, word of mouth. Yeah,
47:14
I've been in there. I didn't use the bathroom, though,
47:17
so you never know when you're going to find a
47:20
gem. That's the best part.
47:21
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
47:24
>> Speaker A: and this is kind of
47:28
wrapping up a lot of the questions here.
47:31
is there any bathroom pet peeves that
47:34
things that happen in the bathroom? It can be,
47:37
for married couples. Sometimes
47:40
we fly too close to the sun with sharing our
47:43
pet peeves. But do you have anything that happens in the bathroom that
47:46
is just like, it just drives you up a wall?
47:50
or roommates. Roommates is the other one where people are like, oh, yeah, when I
47:53
had a roommate.
47:55
>> Speaker B: Yeah. When there were four of us sharing just the one
47:58
bathroom when I was living in Jefferson,
48:01
that was a little tough. And it wasn't that tough on
48:05
me, though. I feel like sometimes I have this very
48:08
small bladder and I'll just get hit. And I'm like, I have to pee
48:11
so bad. And there'd be somebody in there, and I'm just like,
48:14
what do I do? But then my
48:17
long showers got me in trouble with one of my roommates. He's, like,
48:19
banging on the door, and he's like, dude, you're not the only one that lives here. And I was like,
48:22
oh, sorry.
48:23
>> Speaker A: Would you ever just leave the door unlocked for them to come
48:26
in?
48:26
>> Speaker B: And I tried to remember, too, especially after
48:29
that experience. I think I was like, oh, shoot, I got
48:32
to.
48:32
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you guys, now that you're married, do you guys lock the
48:35
door with the bathrooming? Or is it like,
48:38
well, no, we'll.
48:41
>> Speaker B: Just leave it open sometimes. Which in my old
48:43
place, my sister came
48:46
over. No
48:49
bathroom. and I didn't even think about it because she was, like, one of the
48:52
first people we'd had over because we just moved into this apartment
48:54
and everything was new, and we were just married and all this stuff.
48:57
And I flush, and then
49:00
she's like, here's it. And
49:03
realizes that I hadn't closed the door. And I was like,
49:06
oh, my gosh. Well,
49:09
that's funny. Thankfully, she was around the corner.
49:11
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
49:14
Close for comfort, too. close for comfort.
49:16
so the other thing that I wanted to ask you about,
49:19
you had shared that you had, like, scat, animal
49:22
scat.
49:25
stories or information.
49:31
>> Speaker B: So I hunt. I'm not, like,
49:34
crazy into it like some people are, but
49:37
we go to central Oregon and hunt, and I'm going to do a little hunting
49:40
on the west side here. I got an archery tag for the first time this year,
49:42
so we'll see. I'll try to see if I can talk to.
49:45
I think there's a guy at church that has deer in his apple orchard, so
49:48
I'll maybe get a nice, easy start to archery
49:51
hunting. But, yeah, so I think scat is
49:54
big, because
49:57
it tells you how fresh the animal is,
50:00
how closely they've been there because, I mean, tracks
50:02
can tell you, especially if it's wet, you can kind
50:05
of look and see if there's stuff that's fallen
50:08
into the track or things like that. But,
50:11
I mean, scat is really like a great way to know
50:14
what animal it is because
50:17
deer and elk, I guess, are going to be fairly similar. But, I mean, a coyote
50:20
is dropping dog dews
50:23
and bears. You kind of get this
50:26
pile. what I always do when I'm
50:29
hunting is I'll just step on it because, I mean,
50:32
if it's, like, gray, if it's, like, gray and
50:35
powdery, obviously, it's super old.
50:37
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
50:38
>> Speaker B: Sometimes it's black, but you can't tell how fresh it is. So if you
50:41
give it a nice step on it, if it just squishes, then you know
50:44
it's fresh. And if it's a little hard still,
50:46
especially, like, in the winter when we hunt elk, then it's like, okay,
50:49
this is somewhat fresh, but this is frozen,
50:52
so it's been a while, so
50:55
it's helpful. It also tells you if they're on the move or not. This is something
50:58
my dad taught me, is if it's in a pile, then they're just
51:01
standing there. But sometimes you'll just get
51:05
kind of drop. If they're on the move and
51:08
dropping, you'll get like a line.
51:10
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
51:12
>> Speaker B: So it's funny. It honestly took, I play a hunting
51:15
video game called the hunter call the wild, and
51:19
that's what you use. You use the scat. It tells you
51:21
how fresh the tracks are.
51:23
>> Speaker A: Like, they've built that in.
51:25
>> Speaker B: That is like real life is thinking about. So that's what I
51:28
always do. Yeah. I just take my boot and just step on it and
51:31
curve something, how fresh it is. But I
51:34
mean, too, if it's snow, you can see little
51:37
yellow. The peas, you'll just see
51:39
hole with some yellow on it.
51:42
>> Speaker A: Yeah. When you've been out
51:45
hunting, have you ever found,
51:48
oh, man. Have you ever found anything where
51:51
you were not able to identify what
51:54
it was from? Have you ever found a
51:57
bigfoot turd?
51:59
>> Speaker B: I'm just going to get to
52:02
definitely, I want to believe in bigfoot, I'll be honest. And
52:05
every time I drive through Detroit and there's just
52:07
trees everywhere, I'm like, you can't tell me that we know there's not
52:10
bigfoot with all these.
52:14
That I have. Not that I have found. I
52:17
found some crazy. I
52:20
remember there's a couple, or at least one instance where it was
52:23
like, there is a massive coyote around here because
52:26
he dropped like, a black
52:29
lab plus size dump here.
52:31
And it's just like, man, there's a big old coyote running
52:34
around. Because,
52:37
man, that was.
52:44
>> Speaker A: I grew up Montana, and we know
52:47
scat for hunting. I never thought to
52:50
step on it, though. I'm not going to lie.
52:54
Yeah, that's fresh for me.
52:56
>> Speaker B: yeah, for me, it's just like, oh, this is how you check and see if it's
52:59
frozen or not. Because, again, most of the hunting, I mean, deer season is
53:02
October, elk is November, December,
53:05
and we're up in the high desert, central Oregon.
53:09
If it squishes, then you know, it's fresh because it's
53:11
cold. It's really cold.
53:16
>> Speaker A: That's fair. well, cool.
53:18
That's all of the questions I have. If you
53:21
have more stories, that's great. or if you
53:24
have any bathroom wisdom to leave folks with, I'd love
53:27
to have you leave us with some bathroom
53:30
wisdom.
53:32
>> Speaker B: let's see. Oh, we got some of that, like,
53:35
hooperi before you go spray. And that
53:38
stuff's pretty good. I mean, it's not perfect, but
53:42
spray before you go. So we did the
53:45
game where you Saran wrap a bunch of stuff.
53:49
We did that at Christmas in Texas with my
53:52
family.
53:52
>> Speaker A: That's awesome.
53:53
>> Speaker B: A while back. And so we got one of those that smells like birthday
53:55
cake. And, it's pretty good.
53:59
>> Speaker A: Is that difficult to smell
54:02
that while you poop? Because I'm not saying difficult, like bad
54:05
because it's obviously better, but
54:08
for me, I think a wire would get crossed in my
54:11
brain when I'm around birthday cake.
54:13
>> Speaker B: Do you know what I'm saying? It's not a perfect smell.
54:15
>> Speaker A: Okay?
54:16
>> Speaker B: So it's off enough that I think
54:19
you're good to go, okay.
54:20
>> Speaker A: Because something happened in my childhood where
54:23
popcorn and urine are crossed. Like,
54:26
if I smell movie theater popcorn, I think someone, like,
54:29
we took our kids to see, that new Spider man
54:31
movie, and,
54:34
I kept thinking my daughter had had an accident. And I'm
54:37
like, no.
54:38
>> Speaker B: Did your parents train you to pee with popcorn? Was that what you.
54:41
>> Speaker A: I don't think so. I don't think so. I know people
54:44
say that they aimed at Cheerios. I don't ever remember
54:46
having. I don't remember any of
54:49
that.
54:50
>> Speaker B: I didn't take candy bribes, but then stickers worked, so
54:53
I don't know what was wrong with me. But candy,
54:55
didn't work, but stickers did.
54:58
>> Speaker A: Interesting.
54:59
>> Speaker B: Yeah, me, my stickers when I used.
55:02
>> Speaker A: The bathroom, I bet that was cheaper than candy, though, too, though,
55:05
like, win win
55:08
for the trolls.
55:09
>> Speaker B: I know.
55:12
>> Speaker A: Well, cool. what church are you at in Dallas? I
55:15
might put a link in this.
55:16
>> Speaker B: I'm at Valley Baptist, my dad's church, so we're
55:19
actually in technically.
55:21
>> Speaker A: Yeah. So Valley Baptist. Very cool. Yeah.
55:24
>> Speaker B: Do you know where Perrydale is? It's kind of out by.
55:26
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I. So
55:29
if given a map where Perrydale is not located,
55:32
I would not be able to pinpoint it, but, I used to
55:34
drive all back through that
55:37
monmouth Dallas Amity up
55:40
to, Newburgh, up that
55:43
way for mentoring, and I mentor 99.
55:46
>> Speaker B: It's like, four minutes off, 99 on, like, I think
55:49
it's Bethel road at that point.
55:50
>> Speaker A: Yes. I used to mentor kids out that way when I
55:53
worked in Salem, and so I'm familiar with a lot
55:56
of the area, but I'm not familiar enough to where
56:00
land a land a marker there.
56:03
>> Speaker B: But that's fair. I mean, it's literally, like, people, like,
56:06
do you know where Perryville is? Yeah, it's like, we know where our church is because we share a
56:09
gravel parking lot with the school, and that's pretty much it for the
56:12
town.
56:12
>> Speaker A: Wow. Yeah.
56:13
>> Speaker B: A few houses, farms.
56:15
>> Speaker A: Yeah. That's awesome. How long has your dad been pastoring
56:17
there?
56:18
>> Speaker B: I think 30 something years, as well. About that, with
56:21
Corbin.
56:21
>> Speaker A: That's amazing.
56:22
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
56:23
>> Speaker A: That's super cool. Wow. Yeah.
56:27
I'll have to make a trip up to Corbin and
56:30
stop in and say, what's up one.
56:32
>> Speaker B: But, yeah, you should. I'd appreciate.
56:35
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Well, sweet. Well, thank you,
56:37
Bradley, for being,
56:40
>> Speaker B: Oh, I have one more question for you. Real is
56:43
m. You talk about the gummy bears? Made me think of it.
56:47
I can't remember if you told me you lost it. Do you still have that
56:50
crazy egg shaped disc golf disc that you used to have?
56:53
>> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I still got that.
56:54
>> Speaker B: Do you know that that's worth, like, so much money now?
56:57
>> Speaker A: Is it really?
56:58
>> Speaker B: That's like the holy grail
57:01
of tomahawk discs.
57:03
>> Speaker A: No way.
57:04
>> Speaker B: It'll be epic. I'll send you a video.
57:06
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
57:07
>> Speaker B: I have another buddy that's like a purveyor
57:10
of weird discs, him and I. He more than
57:13
me, but we both buy weird stuff. That would
57:16
be. If I had $100 to blow on
57:18
nothing. I would go on ebay and order
57:21
one. I mean, you can get them for, like
57:24
40, 50 when they're used and in rough shape, but
57:27
people are selling in the package new for, like,
57:29
$200.
57:31
>> Speaker A: What? I found that
57:35
I don't even remember. I found it in Montana. I was playing with
57:38
a buddy and it didn't have a name on it.
57:39
>> Speaker B: Because it's PDGA legal and no other disc
57:42
made like that can be. And it's like
57:45
grandfathered in. There's a bunch of weird old
57:47
designs that because they were once
57:50
legal, they aren't going to make them illegal. But
57:53
it can never be made again. And a rogue doesn't make it
57:56
anymore.
57:59
You, me and this budy will have to go because him and
58:01
I would love to get a
58:04
chance to throw epic.
58:06
>> Speaker A: Yeah, dude, absolutely. Yeah. I
58:09
have a stack of disc golf discs in one
58:12
of my cars and, I don't play enough to
58:15
have lost it. So that's how I'm like, yeah,
58:18
I've got it out there somewhere. Do it.
58:20
>> Speaker B: Did you slow down since the window incident?
58:25
>> Speaker A: Who told you? Did I tell you about that?
58:27
>> Speaker B: You told me.
58:28
>> Speaker A: Okay, good.
58:29
>> Speaker B: did you know that we recreated it, me and my buddies.
58:34
>> Speaker A: I think you told me this.
58:35
>> Speaker B: And we twice, two different occasions,
58:38
carried the basket all over campus to recreate
58:41
the old.
58:42
>> Speaker A: The old one. The old one was
58:44
just. I enjoyed it much more.
58:46
>> Speaker B: I threw my first eagle on the old one. Yeah, the
58:49
cross the pond shot.
58:50
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
58:51
>> Speaker B: Now that I play a lot more, it shouldn't have been a par four,
58:54
but I mean, course par with a par four, so I'll take
58:57
it.
58:59
>> Speaker A: Yeah. I'm not going to say that I
59:01
ruined that course
59:04
for everyone, but I definitely think I played
59:07
a large part in ruining that course for
59:10
everyone.
59:10
>> Speaker B: There was also a guy wandering the halls of Balio, and it was a
59:13
girl's dorm supposedly looking for a bathroom.
59:15
>> Speaker A: Or think, you know, maybe you told.
59:18
>> Speaker B: Me that, so I think that probably played into it.
59:20
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I just remember crashing my disc through that window and
59:23
I called so many people to try to handle it, but all the
59:26
ras were out of town on a retreat.
59:29
Mike was sick or something with the
59:32
campus safety stuff. And so I finally just
59:34
went down and told student life. I said, hey,
59:38
I threw a frisbee through a girl's window
59:41
in Balio. And he's like, okay, I'll get a hold
59:44
of somebody. And then later that
59:47
evening, there was cardboard in the window, but it looked like the girls
59:50
had put it up. And I was like, oh, I feel
59:53
so bad. And then everybody came back and I went and
59:56
found Hayden herring and I was like, hey, by the
59:59
way, y'all were camping, couldn't get a hold of
1:00:01
you. I did crash a frisbee through a girl's
1:00:04
window.
1:00:05
>> Speaker B: Was it your epic.
1:00:07
>> Speaker A: No, I
1:00:10
want to say, it wasn't a
1:00:13
nuke. It was something like one of those inova
1:00:15
something.
1:00:16
>> Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Or something.
1:00:18
>> Speaker A: Yeah. It was not like a.
1:00:20
I hammer through it and it just.
1:00:25
Oh, no. Why? I
1:00:28
didn't pay for it. I told them I'm absolutely willing
1:00:31
to pay for it, but by that point, I think
1:00:33
they had lost the thread of what happened, and they're just like, we need a new
1:00:36
window. Just put a window.
1:00:39
Yeah. Got away.
1:00:42
Yeah, man. Yeah. I appreciate it. and thank you again
1:00:45
for taking time away from your family to do.
1:00:48
>> Speaker B: I mean, Sam's down for a nap, so this was good
1:00:51
timing.
1:00:52
>> Speaker A: Perfect. Is he good sleeper?
1:00:53
>> Speaker B: Yeah, he is. He's a really good sleeper, which is.
1:00:56
>> Speaker A: That makes. That makes a lot of difference.
1:00:58
>> Speaker B: Yes, it does. For his parents as well.
1:01:01
>> Speaker A: Sweet, man. Well, I appreciate it. And,
1:01:04
yeah, I'll try to be in touch more often about stuff.
1:01:07
Staking.
1:01:07
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be fun. It'd be fun to hang out.
1:01:09
Have you played Cascadia?
1:01:12
>> Speaker A: I think I've played it once. It's one of those
1:01:15
where I have it and I've played it, but I don't play it enough to be
1:01:18
like, yes, I play that.
1:01:20
>> Speaker B: Cool. I was just curious because I know, I remember we used to do our board game nights. We
1:01:23
did that for, like, one summer. Remember those Wednesday
1:01:26
nights? I still remember the cashing guns at Walmart.
1:01:29
That was stupid.
1:01:30
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that was,
1:01:35
I tell people these stories and they're like, you did not. And I'm
1:01:38
like, well, we did.
1:01:40
>> Speaker A: And then Gavin's a cop. I'm like,
1:01:44
I'm like, if you made it, we're.
1:01:46
You're. He's like, that's not.
1:01:50
Yeah.
1:01:50
>> Speaker B: What's Austin doing these days?
1:01:52
>> Speaker A: He works for. Or actually, he lives in Dallas. no.
1:01:55
>> Speaker B: Okay.
1:01:55
>> Speaker A: Yeah, him and Kelly and their daughter live out there.
1:01:58
>> Speaker B: that was his longtime girlfriend, right? They were dating way back
1:02:01
when. Or was that somebody else, or did he end up
1:02:04
marrying somebody else?
1:02:05
>> Speaker A: Austin at, Corbin was never really dating, and
1:02:08
then he and Kelly met at Corbin, but it wasn't until
1:02:11
he got done that
1:02:14
they began to date. Like, he graduated,
1:02:17
and then they started to.
1:02:19
>> Speaker B: Right. I think that was right when we started the game
1:02:22
nights, though. Sometime around there, maybe.
1:02:25
>> Speaker A: Yeah. And then Gavin and Bailey have been
1:02:28
together. Yeah.
1:02:29
>> Speaker B: He was already married or was close to being
1:02:32
married or something when we were doing.
1:02:34
>> Speaker A: Yeah, he. He was just getting ready to get
1:02:37
married. but they dated since, like, 7th or
1:02:40
eigth. Grade or something like that. They've been together a long time.
1:02:42
>> Speaker B: I got a budy that did that. He was a 7th grader and she was
1:02:45
in 6th grade, and they started hanging out, and it was like, he kind of told
1:02:48
me. He's like, yeah, there's never really, like, over dating now. He's like,
1:02:51
yeah, her parents just started calling me her boyfriend, and I never
1:02:54
argued with them.
1:02:55
>> Speaker A: Why argue with it?
1:02:59
Don't break what ain't fixed, or whatever they say. well,
1:03:02
sweet, dude. well, I appreciate it, and I will let
1:03:05
you get back to your family.
1:03:06
>> Speaker B: Sounds good.
1:03:07
>> Speaker A: Yeah, we'll be in touch for sure.
1:03:10
>> Speaker B: Perfect. Sounds sweet, man.
1:03:11
>> Speaker A: Yeah.
1:03:11
>> Speaker B: Have a good one. You too. Bye bye.
1:03:14
>> Speaker A: This has been another episode of privy. Thanks for
1:03:17
listening. Follow, us at privycast. Send us
1:03:20
an email privycast@gmail.com, if you want to be
1:03:23
like Bradley's dad, Dr. Troll, and be, an
1:03:25
email sender, we would love that. Also,
1:03:28
a reminder, keep pooping in the free world. the free
1:03:31
world was not always free. And so a, dollar for
1:03:34
every rating and review that is left goes to the wounded
1:03:37
warrior projects. We would love to send them some love.
1:03:40
This will do it for another episode of privy. Thank you for
1:03:43
listening. Thanks to Kevin and Pottington for the.
1:03:45
>> Speaker B: Use of their music.
1:03:46
>> Speaker A: Thanks again to Bradley for joining us and giving up his
1:03:48
time.
1:03:50
>> Speaker B: Own your stank spray before you go.
1:03:53
>> Speaker A: And now, as always, don't
1:03:56
forget to flush.