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61. ...HOW MANY KING ARTHERS?! (Once & Future Part 2/2) · The Book-Watchers

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  Mean on it, unts and que the do the animation and sequence or whatever
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  fuck out of it. Well. While Devin uh uh, ladies and gentlemen,
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  ginger co host, Devin, I am cute. Let's love how your mic
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  cut out. I love how your mind whyet I whisper of adorable? As
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  men. Mm hmm. Man thinks I'm cute. Mm hmm. He doesn't
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  ignore me. It's it's but hi, Devin, your man is working right
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  now, so rude in the center of his world. No, I'm not
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  not the nervous mhmm. Yeah, that's if I was one of those people,
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  one of those gays, like I'm the cent nervous world. Uh uh,
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  I'm not. Hi. What's up? What's good? What's popping?
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  It's cracking my back, his hips, his knees probably you know, tore
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  my knees and my hips. He's tall, He's freakushy tall, so his
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  bones are gonna hurt more. Mhm. Six foot one is not freakingly tall.
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  If I still push you over, the taller they are, the harder
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  they're gonna fall. You would know when you're closer to the ground and my
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  I've eaten I've totally eaten ship. I've tripped completely, face planted and everything,
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  and I have not once broken a bone. So and the one time
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  I eat ship, I take take a chunk with me. Oh. I
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  still have flashbacks from that and I'm like, oh because anyway, end the
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  yeah, to get here's too gay period. That felt like a top.
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  That's my phobic. No, I hate everyone equally. I can't be phobic
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  for just one specific group. You know, I just realized I am almost
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  halfway THROUGHO five. This one is a little bit shorter than the other books.
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  Oh oh, yes, hi, welcome to Jacob's Corner of Jacob's I
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  was going someone with that. My mind went, yeah, how's the Wheel
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  of Time going? You didn't know, Lais and gents, he is on
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  the journey to go through all fourteen books, fourteen large ass books of the
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  Wheel of Time. And you're on book five, right I am, Yeah,
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  I'm on book five. And with Kindle you know, the whole kindle
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  reader, the chindle reader. Yeah, so with Kindle Reader, it shows
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  you, like how much you've gone through the book already, like in percentage,
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  and I'm like thirty two through book five already. With for more avid
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  readers, more advanced readers, you'd be like, only thirty bitch, I'm
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  done already. Now those books are dense. Yeah, Book four had over
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  one thousand pages, and book five has a little under so like around a
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  little around nine hundred and fifty pages. So lo, hold on, there
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  are at least in my edition there's nine hundred and thirteen pages. Now this
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  one is like faster pace. There's more going on. Like first three,
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  the first like the first four books kind of started out like okay, it
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  was a little interesting, and then like in the middle, it was it
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  dragged a bit, and then it slowly picked up towards the end because like
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  it's leading up to like a confrontation. And but now this one is just
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  like, oh, page turner. This book is more of a page turner.
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  That's good, get you through it. Did you have nine more after
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  this one? Yes? And I keep spoiling I keep spoiling it from myself
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  because like, since the book series is so long, like there's stuff that
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  are introduced in like the first few books, and I'm just like, I
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  happen because I know it's gonna like this, what they mentioned in book three
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  is gonna like be important later on down the lines. But like I'm just
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  like I need to know now. So I'm like, Okay, impatient.
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  I'm impatient as fuck, and I'm like, Okay, is this gonna happen
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  later on? It does? Cool, That's all I needed to know,
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  all right, Which, wait, which book? Book nine? Fuck?
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  Okay, Well I got four more books to go. Well, that's gonna
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  be a journey to going through those books for the book watchers at some point.
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  I don't think we're honestly, I don't think we're gonna review all fourteen
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  books because I just that's just a lot. I was thinking for right now
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  just doing the first two. So oh no, I'm not talking about all
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  that once because that's that's insanity. No, none, am I not.
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  No, I'm talking the same way I'm but I'm just thinking for like,
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  right now, let's just do the first two since those have been adapted into
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  the Amazon shows already. Oh kind of you're gonna follow the Amazon series.
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  I mean, that's a good way to do it. I'll give me a
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  way to They'll give me a reason to watch the show. I have to
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  watch it for the pod. I haven't watched any of it yet. It's
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  only the first two seasons, right, Yeah, there's thirteen episodes on each
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  season, so well hold on first season has ten, second one I think
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  as thirteen. But they're long episodes, so you better you know up to
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  it. Oh well, anyway, mm hmm, what are we doing?
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  What were we doing? This is your episode, Devin, that's a girl
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  rre uh. So we are going to continue or I am going to continue
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  on the journey down the series known as Once and Future. Applause the plase
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  yes golf collap So we are on volume three. There are five volumes in
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  total, and hopefully I will get through all three of the last three before
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  the end of this episode. Well, but we will. We will see.
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  So this one, volume three is called The Parliament of Magpies. Magpies,
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  Magpies, Magpies, Magpies. Yeah, the it's like a crow,
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  but it's like black and white feathers. That's funny because that's literally what shows
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  up in the first few pages. Of course, it's written by Garyan Gillan
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  and the artwork done by Dan Moore. All the same people from the first
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  from part one, same people are they? They keep them throughout the whole
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  thing. It's great. So now we're on chapter thirteen of this series,
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  uh, and we pick up where we left at the end of the eight
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  We start off volume three with grand you know her, your lover. She
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  is on her she's back at the home that she's been staying at, and
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  she's having a smoke while outside and joining the nice weather, and a magpie
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  lies up to her, and then another, and then I other and then
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  another seven in total, right, seven sorry, six in total. Six
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  match pies, pure total. And she's and she's like, that's weird one
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  appears and then a flock of them come up and she's just sitting there with
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  a smell. She's like, huh, and what did they say about match
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  pi? There's like one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a
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  girl, for for a boy, five for silver, six for gold,
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  or if you prefer the other version of them, there's one for sorrow,
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  two for mirror, three for funeral, four for birth, five for heaven,
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  six for and she's like, so, which six are you? And
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  they all start saying the word hell as is green. Smoke comes out of
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  their mouth, and she's like and then she opened, she pulls out a
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  glock and she just fires on them, blows their heads off. She's like,
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  she goes off two of them, and she's like, not six two
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  for joy or muh either way, that's pretty hilarious. They're like the two
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  that are left are just like staring at her, staring at each other,
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  and then look back to her, and they start picking. And then so
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  of course there's two lefts is they are joy or mrr or if you've got
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  one, one sorrow. So they both look at each other. The last
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  two they look at each other and then one of them bites off the head
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  of the other and it's covered in blood and it looks at grand and says
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  Sara. They're really determined to get their point across. Wow, killing each
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  other. It's great, it's great. Those are some pretty determined bagpies.
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  Yeah. And then of course Graham fires off a gun at not at Patricia
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  up a gone on the last Magpie as it explodes in blood, and Gordon
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  and I gotta know mhm, I gotta know magpie pronunciation, because you're saying
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  it's a magpie. I keep hearing me saying, I keep hearing magpie,
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  madge magpie. When you when you say I keep hearing mag pie, is
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  it magpie or mag it's magpie? Yeah, well I don't know if you
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  can hear it pie magpie okay, mm hmm mag pie Okay. Well,
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  they're all six are now dead, and she's like, well, ship,
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  there's trouble. So of course she has to call her son her grandson.
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  And he's with Rose because we left off with them two with that with Duncan
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  staying with Rose and they're getting a little familiar with each other romance blooming Duncan
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  gets called it. There's trouble, and Rose's like, well, let's just
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  see what's going on. She has her pants, she's scrying and there are
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  these pins that cross at two different points and she's like, nothing tonight is
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  going on currently. She's like, don't worry about it. So the next
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  day happens and they go see Graham for New Year's Eve, you know,
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  like you do mhm. And Grand's like, there's something something fishy going on
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  obviously, and Duncan has been going around killing monsters and shit in between volume
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  one, volume two, and volume three. He's been very busy and Grant's
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  just like, wow, what you've been doing. He's like, I've been
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  doing this the whole time, killing off and he shows scenes of him killing
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  off of cats, some plant monster, some monster attacking London, like he's
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  been very busy, taken care of all these things are popping. Then Grand
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  of course they're trying to figure out what's possibly going on here and that maybe
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  maybe it's Galahad, maybe it's something else, And then they decided to take
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  a trip over to the Lancelot Arms, which is in the middle nowhere,
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  and they're in there looking for They're at bar and they're looking for basically the
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  guys that Elaine or Mary or Nemu the same persons, multiple names, and
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  that she might have been at to get goons and ship and all these guys
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  come up and they get into a bar fight because the guys that she hired
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  obviously they were basically sitting off to the slaughter. So I'm trying to look
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  for the henchman for her to try to find her. Didn't go so well.
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  They get into a huge, big, old altercation, and then there's
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  just someone at the front entrance of said bar, Sam said, leads a
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  lot LANs bar as the fightings went on inside, and someone walks up to
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  him as this colorful smoke comes in, which, of course in the first
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  two volumes that happens something fairy tale is gonna happen, or someone's up peering
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  and the guy going on here they wish. So the guy that's watching the
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  front entrance gets an axe to the face, like straight down the middle.
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  It gets chopped in half as his body is thrown in. His head's chopped
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  off, and it is the Green Knight. Oh shit, Oh do you
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  know the story of the Green Knight, Jacob, I mean, we did
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  see that movie. Yeah, that's pretty much all I know about the Green
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  Knight. Oh well, the Green Knight he likes to he loves to play
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  game, and his whole deal is, well, the story of the Green
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  Knight is there's a night. I cannot think of his name. Am huh,
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  Sir Garwin. Okay, jot my boyfriend over here with the knowledge he
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  did Tolkien rewrote the Green Knight. Yeah, yeah, because right now my
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  boyfriend is hyperfixiated on token stuff. He's reading through the Hobbit and Lord of
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  the Rings and the Similian. It's brilliant. Yes, that that what you
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  said. And I guess he retold the story of the Green Knight somewhere amongst
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  that. And that's so, Sir Gillahan, Gillahan, Gillahan, baren,
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  Sir Garwin. The Night, the Night, so, Sir Garwin. It
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  was challenged by the Green Knight to play a game. You can strike him
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  once and then the Green Knight will come back in one year to strike him.
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  It's the whole stick of the Green Knight. So the Green Knight comes
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  and he's like, who wants to play a game? And no one's having
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  fun wanting to play games, So he starts hacking slashing through the guards,
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  chopping heads off and ship and someone pulls off his shotgun and blows a whole
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  through them and doesn't really do anything. Chris Magical Easer keep trucking along and
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  Rose comes up and says, I'll and everyone's like, oh, of course,
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  grand and Duncan are like, oh no, don't do that. So
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  she becomes that night and she kills him. She takes takes his axe and
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  shoves it right through his skull and he is dead. Quote. But then
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  when he said to his blood, after a few minutes, he gets up
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  covered in blood and he's like, cool, I'll be here in a year
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  peace, and he walks out. So now Rose is not part of the
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  lore of Arthenian lor. Now she has chosen her job, and she is
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  now that night that will be slaid by the Green Knight in one year's time,
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  for one year from this day, the day after the day after New
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  Year no New Year's Day, sorry, New Year's Day, because she killed
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  him quot She struck him on New Year's Eve. So New Year's Day one
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  year, and one day he'll come back and he'll want to take a strike
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  on red. Oh shit. Yeah. So they're like that's a problem.
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  That's a later problem. They like, that's not that big of a deal.
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  He let he's he's gone for now. He's not that much of a
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  problem now, so they're like cool. So they're cleaning out of the bloodshed,
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  and they're trying to get answers because everyone's dead except for one person who
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  is dying because his innerds and testines are outside of his body spread about,
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  but he's not quite dead yet. So they're like, so you could die
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  and like die a bitch, but like, you could help save the world
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  by telling us the information we need to know, So you'll die a hero
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  and not a little. He doesn't. He doesn't. He dies. He
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  dies afore you can see anything, and he dies a very painful, recognizing
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  death, and he they leave. They take his motorcycle, which is kind
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  of hilarious, and they decide to go down back as Rose goes back home
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  to do more scrying to figure out what's going on, because it's obviously there's
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  something afoot and there are points all over England and Great Britain or just acting.
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  Stuff is popping about the wood. It's worst case scenario, see it,
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  and Rose tries to call Graham and Duncan, but Duncan's mother, Mary
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  Lane, pops up and tells her we need to go for a walk and
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  has a gun point at it. They like to point guns at each other
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  a lot in this series. They don't fire it, They just like they're
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  coming for a walk. So Rose is kind of you know, sol and
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  she's trying to talk down his her boyfriend's mother. Boyfriend. I mean,
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  I guess you'd call them a relationship at this point. Love her And of
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  course Duncan and the grand go back to the Fisher King's house, his grandfather's
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  house, and they're like, cool, we need to go to the They're
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  trying to get back to the castle where the Holy Girls look at it and
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  they're like, well, the Fisher King's dead, so we need to find
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  another way to other world. So they decide to try and make and make
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  an entrance themselves. Rose back, of course, held out a gunpoint with
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  Mary, and she learns about more about the story of Mary and how her
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  two boys Duncan Galahad and how she wants to save Galahad at all plus and
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  she's like, I fucked up. She trying to realized she kind of fucked
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  up and galahads out this monster that she just at the end of the day.
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  She wants to save him, turn him back to being normal, not
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  this stateror monster abomination that he was. Wait, did I say that he
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  changed that they put a horse. They put him on a horse, made
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  him half horse like centaur half yes, yes, but they like he lost
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  his lower half, so they just put his upper half on top of a
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  horse's body. I can't remember. I can't remember that happened last time or
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  not, Well, it might happen this in this volume. Then, but
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  he becomes like a sator because they put his torso on top of a kind
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  of horse's head off and his well, a sador is a half goat,
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  but they only have like just two goat legs, not sator centar sorry Centaur,
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  yeah, Centaur. So they get will go back to Grand Duncan.
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  Of course, they get hot water, and they try to make their own
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  entrance to other world, and they do through a tub Lancelot so as to
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  pop a visit. And of course Lancelot, for those of you who don't
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  know, came in last time and he's like a night made of water.
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  Because they're going off with the whole idea of because Lancelot was ranged by the
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  lady of the lake, so his powers released in here deal with water because
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  of the way he was where he grew up. So he comes across it
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  comes across Lancelot, and Lancelot is his because this is when he found out
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  that a Laine is not He laid with the wrong woman. Yeah, yeah,
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  Grant and Duncan made a cauldron blah blah Blahlot not Lancelot. Lancelot's won
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  the original hard lance blah blah blah. He's speaking French, olivo franseie.
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  She became a land Oh my god, she said. Lancelot had a child,
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  Oh no, oh my god. And she found out how to do
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  this with the whole tub cauldron thing. When she was a child because of
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  her father, and her father threw her in the tub and the cauldron.
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  Lancelot saved her. That's what That's how she met Lancelot because as a child
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  she was raising all this mess with her mother and her father being the fisher
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  king, and she got thrown into the tub, almost drowned, and Lancelot
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  save That's how she met Lancelot all those years ago. And Rose is like,
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  oh my god, odd and then of course Mary Side, you never
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  know what kind of game you're fucking playing. Okay, cool, it's not
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  your story. Who cares, Lancelot c blah blah blah. There's a lot
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  of drama, nothing that important, honestly, there's a lot of background and
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  Marry realizing that you kind of fucked up. And then the government gets into
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  play. So the not the prime Minister because the prime Minister is dead,
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  but the or I said, yeah that was last week his head got chopped
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  off. Mm hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was the It
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  was the government, uh shadow government, the guy that Grand was in connections
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  with the whole time. He pops in and saves the Rose or holds Rose
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  at gun points. Yeah, you're coming with us, So the government's involved
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  in the uh fucking shadow government. And then we jump over to other world
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  with Merlin and Galahad and he's like, so, Merlin, when do I
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  go? When do I leave? And Merlin's like, well, you failed
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  us the first time, so we need another way, a different story to
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  tell because you're a failure. And King Arthur is sitting on the siege perilous,
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  looking like a fucking necronic plant looking monster, and he's kind of just
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  he's can grow, like the plants are growing out of him on the siege
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  perilists, which is weird because honestly, the siege perilous, you can.
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  The only person I can sit on it is Galahad, otherwise the siege perilst
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  will kill you. So he's not doing so hot, and Merlin is just
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  honestly just trying to keep everything together. They're trying to keep the king alive
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  as well as for his forces and ships. Poor Merlin's he's trying his best.
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  Lancelot loses his goddamn mind because he laid with a hag, or so
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  he says, I didn't lay with a lan, lay with a hag,
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  and that's when he actually finds out he slept with someone else that wasn't Guinevere,
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  which Guinevere is Arthur's mm hmm. That's the whole story with that,
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  is that Lancelot lays and stuff and he's like, that wasn't Galahad. It's
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  a hag. It's a witch. And he kind of goes ape ship and
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  he's like, who the fuck do I sleep with? And she had his
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  child? Oh yeah, And then they run into a dragon, you know,
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  like you do. There's a big old green and black dragon laying of
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  a pile of gold. And then we jump back to the buffoonery of Mary
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  and the government and Rose and how the government is trying to be like,
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  see the mess you made, we're here for we're here to audit you.
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  Basically, y'all have been killing too much, too many police officers, so
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  now we're going to see what the fuck y'all are. But what the fuck
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  y'all up to? Because this is shady shit. You're killing, you're killing
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  too many police that face of what they're doing. They're doing an audit,
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  audit air quotes for those of you listening, they're doing an audit because you're
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  because two many police officers have died in the process of all this, so
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  they're like, too many people are dying. What are y'all doing? So
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  they're caught in all this mass of Mary and again not really that important to
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  be perfectly honest with you, just drama and the dragon. They're trying to
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  get away from Lancelot as trying to climb the dragon to get over him to
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  lee. The Lancelot comes in guns, guns blazing, or in this case
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  water sword swinging, and Mary tries to make a escape to other world through
• 30:18
  the cauldron of that tub because Merlin needs him, needs her. Sorry,
• 30:25
  Merlin needs her, so she jumps in goes to other world as Duncan and
• 30:30
  Grahan still try to escape Lancelot, but the dragon wakes up, so they're
• 30:36
  like, well shit, Rose gets the drum. Rose is still caught in
• 30:42
  the mess of the government and freaking Gran and her shit or Mary and the
• 30:52
  call it. The government gets into the bathroom and sees the cauldron and they
• 30:57
  go through it. They go to other world, and what's funny is the
• 31:00
  guy that's in charge of them is like, you see nothing, you hear
• 31:03
  nothing. If anyone asks you where have you been, you don't fucking know.
• 31:08
  None of this is real. You know nothing. And the guys are
• 31:11
  like, what is this And he's like, uh, I said, you
• 31:17
  know nothing. Why are you asking questions? Don't ask questions. So everyone's
• 31:25
  like this is weird. But the soldiers go in not knowing what they're getting,
• 31:32
  and their sons into because our guys aren't gonna do shit. Merlin comes
• 31:37
  in, wakes up Galahad from a pull of blood, and he says to
• 31:42
  go hunt ride forth and basically go get married because Mary's in danger. So
• 31:48
  she's sending her son to go get her, or Merlin is sending her son
• 31:52
  to go get her. Mary is caught by Lancelot, and so I was
• 32:00
  like, who are you? You know, drama stuff. Lancelot was lied
• 32:06
  to, he was laid with. I had a child that he didn't know
• 32:09
  that he wasn't planning on having, and he thought he was laying with someone
• 32:13
  else, and she lied. And of course Galahad comes in and he's a
• 32:17
  toll centaur now half man, half horse, with like the horse half of
• 32:23
  him, maggots coming out of it. It's gross, kind of cool though,
• 32:27
  it's like an undead centaur. And then of course Lancelot and gal had
• 32:37
  duke it out with the government coming in firing weapons and guns. Obviously they're
• 32:40
  not gonna do shit. So they're like, wow, y'ell are fucked.
• 32:49
  The dragon wakes up. Now the dragon slowed into the mix, acids flying
• 32:53
  everywhere, people are getting burned alive and now, and of course Lancelot's fighting
• 32:59
  the dragon. They're all making a run for it. They all make a
• 33:00
  run for it. Did you say acid or acid? Acid? Yes,
• 33:09
  as ass, total ass as flying everywhere. Everything is burning. Someone's ass
• 33:16
  was flying everywhere. It was getting melted. But acid done. Non important.
• 33:27
  Important. Rose goes back out. We're our apartment. She gets a
• 33:30
  gun. Not important. The government realizes the cats up the grand and they're
• 33:37
  like, yeah, we're doing an audit. And she's like, well she
• 33:40
  got crazy, and the government is like, well, thanks for letting us
• 33:45
  know. The audit's done. So they all kind of make a run for
• 33:51
  it, and then we come to Arthur sitting on that chair again and he's
• 33:59
  dying. He's like, this tale is too long. I may not see
• 34:01
  its end. Oh, because this Arthur is dramatic for whatever reason. That's
• 34:12
  that's that's why I get from this Arthur, the undead Arthur. And why
• 34:15
  And you may be asking, why are you saying the undead Arthur. Let's
• 34:17
  go. You'll find out he's not the only Arthur. Oh, but this
• 34:23
  Arthur is dramatic. He's a drama queen. He's an undead drama queen.
• 34:30
  Boohoo, woe is me? What? Like, Oh, I'm dead,
• 34:35
  I'm dying And Merlin's like, you're not dying as long as I'm here,
• 34:42
  using his undead fucking magic yeah, using the weekly figure fingers. I can't
• 34:49
  talk today. I'm sorr right. Don't they just ignore me? This is
• 34:52
  why Devin is doing podcasts today because I can't fucking talk to save my life.
• 35:00
  Life well, good thing. Our lives are not are not dependent on
• 35:06
  it. Mm hmm. Our lives will. We will not die because we
• 35:14
  would be fucked god. JA can't at mm hmm. So Mary and Gal
• 35:27
  had I saved you And Mary sees her son finally now now she has not
• 35:37
  seen him since he got riggedy wrecked last time. They all last time the
• 35:45
  gal how was was in battle, he got riggedy wrecked, loss of legs,
• 35:49
  lost of limb, And she finally sees him and she sees that he's
• 35:52
  an undead cinaur, and she's fucking pissed. She's like, this is not
• 35:55
  what I fucking asked for. It's not what I wanted. Why is he
• 35:59
  as zombie fide looking zombie skeletor looking bitch on a horse? The fuck I
• 36:06
  didn't ask for this? The fuck Merlin. And she's cursing Merlin's name and
• 36:14
  she's like she's trying to figure outland Merlin. You bitch the mat and then
• 36:22
  the magots start crowing off of the horse's leg, and because Merlin's using the
• 36:29
  magots to communicate, so he's making like words like the grail or all is
• 36:34
  lost and blah blah blah. Basically a mission try to get the grail.
• 36:37
  If you can get the grail, you can cure, you can turn Galahad
• 36:42
  back to being a human. So that's the whole thing there. And she's
• 36:46
  passed at Merlin because Merlin's like, this is not what I asked for.
• 36:51
  And he's like, well, you failed me, so tough ship. Oh
• 36:58
  you wanted you want to perfect, you wanted him to be alive. Yeah,
• 37:04
  you should have done You should have done better, sweetie exactly. So
• 37:09
  she's I mean, throughout this whole journey, Mary is realizing, yeah,
• 37:14
  I don't long fucked up. I teamed up with the wrong people in this
• 37:17
  bullshit. You've done. Goof son Dune, Goofed, Rigganty riggedy, Goofed.
• 37:25
  Then Merlin is still acting on Emo and Moby Sophy because of Arthur being
• 37:30
  Mobi and Depresso Distresso. You know, he's just it's a lot of drama
• 37:37
  in this one. Yeah, it sure is. Then we jumped to Rose
• 37:45
  finally entering other world, and she's like, where is everybody? Because she's
• 37:49
  in there by herself, and she's like, Okay, now where do I
• 37:51
  find them? So she's wolding around as everyone's running away from the dragon,
• 37:57
  and they come up to the Holy Grail or the ghost holding the Holy Grail,
• 38:05
  and they just a segue for a bit. I've never been able to
• 38:10
  like get a like a full comprehensive, like understanding of the story of King
• 38:17
  Arthur, Like I know the like in the Arthurian legends that they went on
• 38:22
  a quest to find the Holy Grail? Did they ever actually find the Holy
• 38:27
  Grail? Did they use it? Or was it one of those things where
• 38:30
  like, oh well it's not really important, it doesn't really exist. Or
• 38:37
  again, the Arthurian law is very convoluted. It depends on which version of
• 38:42
  the tail you're looking at. There are some versions where did they do find
• 38:45
  them? Do you got the versions from Britain? Do you got the like
• 38:52
  the versions from the original versions from like Britain don't have Lancelot that being the
• 38:58
  being the most important, the most powerful night. Lancelot didn't become the most
• 39:02
  powerful Night until the French got a hold of the tale of King Arthur and
• 39:06
  they made their own version of King Arthur, which is weird. And that's
• 39:10
  where the whole Lancelot is the most important night, He's the most powerful and
• 39:15
  most he's the holy Knight. It's because of the French. Does Lancelot French?
• 39:25
  Were they the ones that made it towards Lancelot slept with Guenevere? Well,
• 39:35
  I think that was always while least well, if nothing more than the
• 39:38
  French, the French one, yeah, because he slept with his wife,
• 39:44
  Arthur with the queen and made Galahad. Like I said, it's very convoluted.
• 39:50
  I do eventually want to tackle that for book watchers, get a version
• 39:53
  of it or look at multiple versions. But cool, here's the consensus here,
• 39:58
  it's fucking there. I think Barnes Noble has one of their like not
• 40:04
  textbook, not textbook editions, but you know those uh those you knowsh Yeah,
• 40:12
  Like I still want to get their edition of Wicked As and then the
• 40:19
  Arthurine Legends because because I think with them they just get they just get like
• 40:25
  the most popular, more well known. So it's probably gonna be like the
• 40:30
  British version that or probably like mix of the British and French. Yeah,
• 40:35
  I have no idea which version they. I do want to tackle that because
• 40:37
  I also want to tackle the Green Knight and read the story and talk about
• 40:42
  that goes on, but that's a future that's a future beast to tackle.
• 40:52
  What would love to do is find two different versions of King Arthur. You
• 40:54
  read one and I read the other, and then we compare notes. That'd
• 40:59
  be fun to do for a future episode. Which version of King Arthur did
• 41:06
  we read? And we and we talk about the differences between the two,
• 41:10
  because there's a lot and like the story sore displayed, there are multiple versions
• 41:15
  and it's very convoluted and ship and trust me, it don't get more fucking
• 41:20
  convoluted in here and the volumes four and five. Yeah, it wasn't there
• 41:25
  a version where they were like Morgan la Fay and King Arthur are are like
• 41:32
  brother and sister and she like gets him to fuck her and they have Mordred
• 41:38
  or whoever some bullshit like that. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's what
• 41:47
  that just reminded me, Like what wait, hold up, we are Merlin.
• 41:51
  We got King Arthur, and we got Galahad and Lancelot all and help.
• 41:54
  We have two King Arthur's. We even had freaking fail Wolf. Oh
• 41:59
  wait, well hold the phone. Where's Morgan le Fay? Where's Mordred?
• 42:06
  Where's like the big daddies? Unless they weren't actually the big daddies, because
• 42:12
  from what it's turning out to be is like Arthur is the real problem.
• 42:17
  So does that mean Morgan le Fay and Mordred? And like, wasn't there
• 42:22
  another guy like Mordred? Yeah, that's not like that. Wasn't he like
• 42:31
  a druid or something? Or was that or was that Mordred? Like God?
• 42:37
  Because I think because I know in the version where morgana and King Arthur
• 42:44
  were siblings and they fucked Morgan Morgan ends up having his son, like having
• 42:52
  a son with him, and he like tries to like like claim the throne
• 42:57
  or something. I don't know. It was one of those like Old Arthur
• 43:01
  and the Night like Knights of the Round Table. Yeah, not like the
• 43:07
  eighties, Like it's one of those movies came out in like the nineties or
• 43:09
  the eighties. I know that version was a version my mom hate it because
• 43:15
  my mom is very Christian, and that one like a lot of sex and
• 43:21
  a lot of like full titties. Well, yes, full titties. They
• 43:29
  go full frontal nudity. Mm hmmm, let's see, we're not the part
• 43:37
  yet with William Shakespeare. Well, I mean you heard nothing, Yeah I
• 43:45
  heard not. You heard nothing. So back to the dragon. The dragon's
• 43:52
  get his assy and roses like a dragon, an actual dragon, and she
• 43:55
  runs to the dragon's aid and she's like, oh my god, he's hurt.
• 44:00
  There's something sticking like out of his body, like a thorn or some
• 44:04
  shit. So she goes over there and she rips out Lancelot's sword and she's
• 44:08
  like he was hurting. She befriends the dragon. She literally befriends the dragon,
• 44:15
  and the dragon's like, oh my god, well doesn't he hasn't say
• 44:19
  lines, but he looks like, oh my god, thank you so freaking
• 44:25
  she befriends the dragon. The dragon calms down, he's not the dragon lot
• 44:30
  Violin anymore. And she's literally petting the dragon, and Grant's like, can
• 44:32
  we use it? So she gets Rose, gets on the or. They
• 44:38
  all get on the dragon and they fly off into battle. As they start
• 44:42
  wrecking fucking Lancelot, Lancelot Galahad's fit. He gets this ass wrecked by a
• 44:51
  dragon. It's great, and Merlin's pissed because the plans obviously not going the
• 44:59
  way he wants. And then here's like, why do they have a dragon?
• 45:04
  They dropped because he has because Galahad has the Holy Grail and he's running
• 45:07
  back to King Arthur, so of course they got the dragon. He drops
• 45:10
  the Holy Grail and all the blood liquid inside the Holy Grail disperses everywhere.
• 45:19
  He fucks up. Yeah, he fus up. It's that's one. That's
• 45:24
  Another legend of the Holy Grail is that it has the blood of Christ and
• 45:30
  it Yeah, so blood of Christ for you. Yeah. When they drop
• 45:37
  the Grail, it vanishes again and returns back to the castle that they were
• 45:42
  once at, and Galahad lost his arms and Merlin's not happy. Mary is
• 45:47
  not happy. She's pointing the gun at Merlin's head. Think that's gonna thought
• 45:51
  of anything again, lots of drama in here. That's not really that important.
• 45:55
  It's more so like Mary realizing she I'm gonna get what I wanted by
• 46:00
  the point of the gun, every goddamn person to get what I want.
• 46:04
  And obviously that's not working out for her. So they leave the dragon and
• 46:09
  they piece the fuck out. They goes back through the tub and the Government's
• 46:15
  just like, yeah, nah, the audit's done. You're good. You're
• 46:16
  good to continue what you keep doing what you're doing, babe, keep doing
• 46:20
  what you're doing. We'll mind our own goddamn business. That was great,
• 46:25
  And then gran they take Grand back to the nursing home and they would jump
• 46:30
  back to Arthur, who is a corpse covered in maggots now because he's rotting
• 46:37
  away due to the siege perilous, and Merlin's like, I failed, and
• 46:43
  Arthur, being depresso, is like, oh no, I'm done. My
• 46:47
  story ants here like this, and Merlin is just like talking to him and
• 46:59
  she and Arthur's like, don't speak to me. In Reynolds, I'm dying.
• 47:06
  You know, Arthur is gay. You know he's gay. He's giving
• 47:08
  the drama. What is me? I would not be? That would not
• 47:15
  be surprising. I mean, one of the Knights is supposedly gay anyway,
• 47:20
  So which one, Oh god, you would ask that it was the one
• 47:27
  that it was? It was? It was the one that was in the
• 47:30
  Green Knight, that Green Knight movie. What that night that was gay?
• 47:36
  That that what's his face, came across that kissed him, turned himself into
• 47:40
  a woman and kissed him. That's an actual night of the Round Table.
• 47:45
  They took that character and they put him in the movie. But yeah,
• 47:46
  he's gay. You know what. Hold up, Let me look this up.
• 47:51
  Let me look up that name, because there is a Knight that is
• 47:52
  supposedly a Knight of the Round Table gay. Let's put Lancelot's gay. Mm
• 48:10
  hmm oh, it is Gallahat Gallat, not Galahad, because guy has lands
• 48:21
  is Lancelot's sun. But Galahat. That's how you say it. Gallahat h
• 48:30
  a u t hat Gallahat gallat galla galla hat gaht g a l e Yeah,
• 48:44
  g a l e h a u t gallahat either way. Uh,
• 48:52
  he's Landsland's champion lover. So apparently, so I think that was the night
• 48:55
  that was in Green Knight. That's gay. And there's also people talking about
• 49:01
  how some of the other Knights might have been in a relationship. But I
• 49:07
  think that's the main one is that Galahat. It was a it was gay.
• 49:13
  The point is one of the knights is gay, and the original Arthenian
• 49:16
  stories, that's why they put him in a green knight. Yeah, that
• 49:23
  that night was gay gay with a capital D homosexual. So Arthur's being a
• 49:32
  homosexual and woe is me? Boohoo, I'm dying. Then we jumped to
• 49:39
  the Shadow Government doing Shadow Government ship, non important, non important. They
• 49:45
  get the Holy Grail again and King Arthur is just over here like and he
• 49:52
  drinks the Blood of Christ and he comes back and he's in his full flesh
• 49:59
  form. He looks he doesn't look skeletal anymore. He looks like a skeletor
• 50:02
  looking bitch. For those of you who want to know what they look like,
• 50:07
  you're watching the video, I'll show you what. Wow, he looks
• 50:15
  like a straight up skeletor bitch like. He looks dehydrated as Yeah, girl
• 50:21
  needs some water. Girl need some water and some skincare. Hydrate yourself.
• 50:27
  Okay, I can't suck. I'm over here, like I'm pretty sure like
• 50:31
  viewers that are watching and now they just they've just been seeing me like sipping
• 50:35
  this and I'm like, it's not tea, it's coffee. I'm drinking soda
• 50:39
  one. Yeah. Oh, but at least we don't look like this skeletor
• 50:46
  looking ass motherfucker over here. My god, he needs son, he needs
• 50:50
  some vitamin D Like damn, he looks vitamin deficient here, Like where is
• 50:57
  your nose? Bro? You just got holes in your face? Oh god,
• 51:01
  is he gonna go? Is he gonna like go all money uh the
• 51:06
  Mummy on us where he just like sucks someone's life force out of them and
• 51:08
  Regent, Oh no, that's his full that's his final form. That's okay.
• 51:13
  I was gonna say, I was about to say the look on your
• 51:15
  face and I was gonna say, like, oh did I just call it?
• 51:19
  No? Is he like gonna be like sucking people's life forces? He
• 51:22
  did that. He did that in the first two volumes when the first volume
• 51:24
  when he came back to life and how he got to where he was was
• 51:28
  he sucked the life out of Anglo Saxon then. But now that's his final
• 51:32
  form and skeletor looking. He man asked yeah, and Marilan's over there,
• 51:37
  Grinn and he's like, yes, my lord in the back. Well,
• 51:40
  I think you and I are safe because I mean you're Irish and I'm only
• 51:44
  yeah, well your spending you might he might care, he might think of
• 51:52
  he might have to think on it. He was like, m it's just
• 51:54
  like maybe just just just like a small percentage the little Saxon in you though,
• 52:01
  bread. So you're like, He's like, it's Spaniard. On top
• 52:06
  of that. In Mexican he might be like, m M, I'm pretty
• 52:08
  sure somewhere along the line there is like some form of Native American on my
• 52:13
  dad's side of the family. Like we've been here since colonial times, so
• 52:16
  we are so far removed from the British that I can't even say that,
• 52:20
  Like I can't say, oh, yeah, I'm British, like no,
• 52:22
  no, no, no no, but you still have British blood. He
• 52:25
  might he might side I you You're like you, I'm sorry, I don't
• 52:30
  speaking English with me and oh my god, a celt And I'm like,
• 52:34
  oh my god, yes, you're correct than you. He might just enslave
• 52:38
  you or just kill you out right. You're right, you're right, you're
• 52:43
  right. Honestly, he probably look at me and be like, oh,
• 52:45
  a fairy. He might a fairy. Get the ferry out of here.
• 52:52
  And I'm like, I'm not a fairy. Yeah, back to the back
• 52:58
  to under the hill with you rude. So Merlin's now evil grin, gay
• 53:07
  boy, eat my lord, you're back in full force, yay, And
• 53:15
  they're all losing their fucking collective minds of course, as Arthur rips off someone's
• 53:20
  head and everyone's like, oh my god, no, I spoiled it for
• 53:24
  myself. I spoiled y'all. I'm so sorry y'all again, I gotta have
• 53:29
  myself. This is when King Arthur goes to uh England to the Prime Minister,
• 53:40
  because the Prime Minister addresses the country about King Arthur. At the very
• 53:45
  end, they're watching the news, you sy the prime Minister and Arthur comes
• 53:50
  back and he appears before the Prime Minister and he ripped his head off a
• 53:53
  national television. That's how Arthur entereduce some stuff in the world. If he
• 54:01
  takes the head of the Prime Minister and just twists it off, and I'm
• 54:04
  like, that's that's an entrance, not about dramatic and he's like, perish
• 54:13
  all Anglo Saxon Kings, and everyone else in the rooms turns into like maggots
• 54:24
  start burrowing out of their skins. Is welcome. I welcome you to a
• 54:34
  new land for all true Britons, a death for all with a drop of
• 54:38
  poison in their veins and the TV cuts and then the whole land and they
• 54:45
  look out the window, the land of the country of Britain, Great Britain
• 54:50
  first changing. They have merged with other worlds. So Britain as a country
• 54:54
  has been moved into other worlds. Oh shit, uh huh. Shit gets
• 55:01
  real. So they're like, well, ship and they look out and they
• 55:07
  see all these monsters and dragons and ship flying about running about through the land
• 55:13
  of Britain, and they're like, well fuck. And that is the end
• 55:17
  of volume three. We're in danger. Oh yeah, they're in one hundred
• 55:23
  percent danger. They're in oo wo, We're in dan. We're in trouble
• 55:30
  because now Britain's been taking over. We will we woo, we woo.
• 55:37
  Come on now, so we jump, So we go over to volume four
• 55:45
  and volume four is called the The Monarchies of the UK. It took me
• 55:58
  a second, like monarchy, monarchies, Monarchies of the UK. Huh,
• 56:05
  Volume four, that's what's called. Then we jump to back in. This
• 56:10
  is a little time after volume four, volume three, sorry, volume three,
• 56:15
  and they're still fighting monsters and ship and they come across. Basically,
• 56:22
  there's been there's been hunting monsters, trying to defend themselves, trying to survive
• 56:27
  honestly, because people have been devoured by monsters and ship since King Earth,
• 56:30
  are brought in other worlds and then they get attacked by fairies. Fairies are
• 56:36
  a problem, and the only way to keep fairies away from you is if
• 56:40
  you ring a church bell. Yeah, there's that. There's that Christian influence
• 56:49
  right there. Yeah, yeah, these I'm sure. I'm pretty sure pre
• 56:53
  Christian. You probably just needed iron. Well. I don't know, like,
• 56:59
  I don't know, like I uh, I read too many like fantasy
• 57:02
  books, and a lot of them. When it comes to like, uh,
• 57:06
  like fairies or the fae, they are propelled by iron. Yeah,
• 57:14
  it's always Yeah, it's old world versus New world. How the new world
• 57:20
  burns the old world. That's why you have like an nerd alert. I'm
• 57:25
  a nerd Pokemon fairy types weak against steel types because of that, because of
• 57:31
  the whole that's insane. That's funny, it's funny. It's funny. I
• 57:37
  was like, ah, I see what you did there, me being the
• 57:42
  only person on the planet be like, I know what that means. Their
• 57:45
  research what I'm like confused about though, is like, why are dragon types
• 57:52
  week against fairy types. I think more so the fact of like dragon types
• 57:57
  are two overpower for Pokemon, so they had to balance it out and they
• 58:00
  bounce it out of Vacan fairies. Now, fairies won the strongest types in
• 58:02
  the game, if not the strongest type in the game. It's I think
• 58:08
  it's I think, well, dragons are still powerful in my opinion, so
• 58:12
  I think I think fairies are now just one the strongest types because they're strong
• 58:16
  and dark and dragon but they're weak against poisonous steel and they have like a
• 58:23
  weird resistance of fire. But I think that was more so for the facts
• 58:30
  that bounce out the dragon types, because the dragon types are kind of over
• 58:37
  But yeah, these fairies are like weird looking insect tooids with teeth on their
• 58:43
  torsos that have like a mouth, and then they look very insect like and
• 58:50
  they're wreaking havoc and they're running the fuck away and Rolls is stuck in a
• 58:55
  car as it's surrounded by these fairies. So even in lower are fairies like
• 59:04
  depicted as something being like bug like, because there are many different types of
• 59:08
  fairies, like you know, leprechauns, and brownies. Those are faye.
• 59:13
  Uh but like it's that common insectoids. No, yeah, not really.
• 59:21
  I mean, I mean I could see where they get the inspiration for that
• 59:24
  to make them look very insectoid, but I don't think they're not really described
• 59:29
  as I mean, I don't see them as very insectoid. I can see
• 59:32
  where in this iteration of the Fay that they make them that way. That's
• 59:37
  not all fay are a little pixie like wings as you were saying, like
• 59:39
  leprechauns and brownies and the doula hands another fan that's the headless horseman. That's
• 59:47
  another face. It's like I was about to say, a wild hunt,
• 59:51
  but I don't think the wild hunts is will hunts Norse. It's true,
• 59:57
  it's Eastern Germanic. Yeah, but while onsled by Odin. But nonetheless all
• 1:00:04
  that kind of emerges and shit. But yeah, no, in this in
• 1:00:08
  this story, they depict these little pixies as like insect like creatures, and
• 1:00:16
  they're just freaking havoc. They look, they're annoying little bastards. As they
• 1:00:21
  say, all fairies are bastards, and I'm like, uh, I'm offended.
• 1:00:32
  As it called a fucking leprechaun, right to look at a leprechn to
• 1:00:40
  you. Don't answer that. Don't answer that, I know where you live.
• 1:01:00
  Fuck you. Uh. They retreat back to the nursing home again stuff
• 1:01:07
  that's not important. They try to figure out how to get how to survive
• 1:01:09
  and leave the nursing home, while some of the old people are like,
• 1:01:14
  oh, I want things to go back to normal, and Grant's like,
• 1:01:15
  tough shit, there's no going back to normal here. We're stuck here,
• 1:01:19
  We're at the living this this is our lives now. So they gather up
• 1:01:23
  all the old people and they try to find a place to leap, to
• 1:01:25
  live, honestly, to fucking survive all this shit. And Merlin and Arthur
• 1:01:35
  are doing Merlin Arthur shit things. They're trying to devise a plan to bring
• 1:01:43
  the land back to the way it was, as well as, of course
• 1:01:46
  the other Arthur king earth of that was already introduced, right, There was
• 1:01:51
  already one that was introduced right Wait? What was there? Was there two
• 1:01:59
  Arthurs? When we talked about last week, okay, cool, yeah,
• 1:02:04
  well cool, I didn't want to spell anything cool the second Arthur. So
• 1:02:07
  we talk about the second Arthur and how they were like, how do we
• 1:02:09
  need to get rid of the rival king or the false king. So there's
• 1:02:13
  all of that and Grant and Duncan our course drama drama to figure out how
• 1:02:16
  to survive see a werewolf. Randomly, they show the fake king the false
• 1:02:25
  King, as well as the other Merlin and how they're like, oh,
• 1:02:30
  we will destroy the Welsh the Welsh dog. So the other King Arthur calls
• 1:02:37
  the King Arthur that we know a Welsh let or Welsh dog, which is
• 1:02:43
  kind of funny because this King Arthur is more of a Celtic Welsh. Well,
• 1:02:49
  the other one is more of a Briton Anglo Saxon. That's the vibe
• 1:02:53
  I'm getting. They never actually say which one it is, but it's given
• 1:02:58
  the vibe of the Anglo Saxon King Arthur. So there's a lot going here.
• 1:03:06
  Craziness, they right, So they decide to take all the old people
• 1:03:10
  over to the Grail Castle, where the Holy Grail is at. They're like,
• 1:03:15
  there's a bunch of rooms at this castle. Why don't you just move
• 1:03:19
  everyone over there? And they're like, great idea. So they literally Duncan's
• 1:03:25
  on the back of a truck hitting the bell the church bell to keep the
• 1:03:31
  fairies away as they're transporting everybody to this to the castle to keep the failing
• 1:03:37
  because the fair scared of the bell. I mean, that's kind of a
• 1:03:47
  joke at me, because I say, I always tell them, I say
• 1:03:50
  that when I go into a church, I'm a person of flames. It's
• 1:03:53
  the church bell. They don't like the church bell. And I'm like,
• 1:03:59
  I just made a joke at myself. That's funny. I hate myself.
• 1:04:09
  So they get to the castle and make themselves at home and the many many
• 1:04:14
  rooms are located in this castle. Then we jump over to the north north
• 1:04:18
  of the castle where you see the two Arthurs gather their armies for battle.
• 1:04:23
  Because again one depresso gay meets another depresso gay. They're like, there can
• 1:04:30
  only be one of us. There can't be two gays, there can only
• 1:04:33
  be what. Yeah, now they're duking it out. They're trying to puff
• 1:04:38
  out their chest. See who's the gayest of them all. I'm not wrong.
• 1:04:46
  I'm not wrong. Hashtag not wrong, And it's more entertaining they think
• 1:04:51
  that way anyway. So the Welsh gay, that's what I'm called, the
• 1:04:59
  welshkin, the the Saxon gay, so the Welsh gay some of this undad
• 1:05:02
  army, while the well lance a lot stands there looking like a boss ass
• 1:05:10
  bitch, and he takes down the whole army by himself. He slashes his
• 1:05:16
  sword and they all get cut in half. And shit, he's like he's
• 1:05:19
  laying down the wall. When they get to the castle, they clare it
• 1:05:27
  out, blah blah blah. They make sounds of homes and backs forward.
• 1:05:31
  Grand happens where you learn more about gran and how she raised Marius from a
• 1:05:39
  child and how she kind of misses her daughter, and you kind of see
• 1:05:42
  a different side of Grand where she just where she wishes she didn't include her.
• 1:05:45
  It's mess, that's all hurt. At the end of the day,
• 1:05:47
  it's her fault. But all of this is happening because she fed all these
• 1:05:51
  ideas into her daughter's head and that's what kind of started the whole mess that
• 1:05:59
  we're in. And you can see Patricia in the video. You cut.
• 1:06:08
  Oh, Patricia's cleaning herself, getting herself a good look down over there.
• 1:06:14
  Let's be nice. I can't see her. Yeah, she's chowing. She's
• 1:06:19
  going down. It's going down. Well, Shelley's like right here, or
• 1:06:27
  staring at me. Yeah, she's just staring at me. She's like humans,
• 1:06:33
  Yeah, girl, I gotta cut your nails. I gotta cut your
• 1:06:36
  nails. Soon as I say that, she immediately hides her pause. Ope.
• 1:06:44
  So from there, what she just like as soon as I touched her
• 1:06:48
  paws, she just like what yeh tucked her paws in Like nope, hmmm.
• 1:06:58
  So from there they leave all the old people and they're like, cool,
• 1:07:00
  we got devise a plan. So she literally makes a sack of cards
• 1:07:05
  for every situation that they can come across. So like they have a second
• 1:07:11
  They have a card that says how to handle fairies, how to handle giants,
• 1:07:16
  how to handle wear wolves, how to handle any other months that comes
• 1:07:19
  their web. They have a whole list of stuff they can look up and
• 1:07:23
  figure out, cool, how do we handle this problem? So now they
• 1:07:26
  have a list. So Jack, one of the nurses, is there,
• 1:07:30
  and she gave him the box with all the cards in it to here.
• 1:07:34
  Now you can fend for yourself. Just look up which monsters come in your
• 1:07:39
  way and you can figure it'll tell you how to kill it or how to
• 1:07:42
  get rid of it. So he's like, okay, I guess that's that's
• 1:07:47
  fine. As a drive away, Rose Duncan and Grand drive away. And
• 1:07:53
  when you jump back to Lancelot wrecking laying ways to the whole army of undead
• 1:07:58
  and it's just Galahads standing there power Lancelot just fucking wreckon. I'm Lancelot and
• 1:08:12
  the other Arthur comes by. Huh hear me wrong? I think Galahad goes
• 1:08:20
  on one knee as he bows to Arthur's wife because Arthur's what the other Arthur's
• 1:08:28
  wife is there fucking whenever she's there, and she's literally whenever has a hood
• 1:08:39
  up, and of course you could tell the female she's wearing like a dress.
• 1:08:42
  Her body is glowing in this radiant energy. You don't see your face,
• 1:08:47
  so it's like, is she even? So she's like a radiant light
• 1:08:54
  inside of this hood. But she's there with the other Arthur and Jet and
• 1:08:59
  Merlin, and I'm like, that's weird, Okay, that vicious, Yeah,
• 1:09:06
  that's weird. Then they go to Bath, Britain, or the city
• 1:09:12
  of Bath, and they get there and they're like, huh, why does
• 1:09:16
  this place look a little Roman in other world? Because obviously everything changed kind
• 1:09:24
  of so it's like this place looks a little Roman. Why And they're like,
• 1:09:27
  oh, wait, this city was under the control of the Roman Empire
• 1:09:30
  when they tried to take them they took over Britain or Britannia back. And
• 1:09:35
  they're like, I think London was originally built during the Roman when Roman,
• 1:09:41
  when the Roman Empire existed, Like it was built while Roman controlled then Britannia.
• 1:09:49
  Yeah, So they're like they're like, oh, this city is Roman,
• 1:09:54
  that's what's going to be here. So they're looking around because they're trying
• 1:09:59
  to get into the a bath house they were in last time. It's the
• 1:10:02
  Lady of Lake, Ladies of the Lake, and they see when they get
• 1:10:08
  in to the city, they see a bunch of statues of people and they're
• 1:10:13
  like, oh, here, what could this be? Oh and it is
• 1:10:20
  a gorgon and not just any gorgon, a male gorgon. Oh there is
• 1:10:30
  a male gorgon in Greek mythology. One, yes, there is, there
• 1:10:35
  is one in particular. I don't think he was in it. H They
• 1:10:43
  don't have like one appearance or some ship, but they're but yeah, not
• 1:10:45
  all the gorgons are female. There's one man, but this but this one,
• 1:10:49
  he's just a gorgon. There's no like particular reason why he's there lower
• 1:10:56
  wise, but he's just there. Mm hmm. Over here, just googling
• 1:11:05
  it on the male gorgon gorgans, so you have family of that. No,
• 1:11:17
  it's not what I want. God. I want to find his not
• 1:11:28
  Medusa. We know the queen. Yeah. I think his name is nanas
• 1:11:36
  well. That's the name I found. But all I can all the only
• 1:11:43
  thing I can I can find about him is on Reddit, and I'm like,
• 1:11:45
  I'm not gonna go off of what's some so called experts on REDDI.
• 1:11:55
  I think it. I think it is not us. I will have to
• 1:12:00
  get back see if I can find sources I was using when I was doing
• 1:12:10
  He of the Gods, But there I think none. This is his name.
• 1:12:14
  Don't quote me on that though, But there was one male gorgon.
• 1:12:17
  He wasn't that prominent in anything, really he was. I think he was
• 1:12:20
  mentioned like in the early early or freak stuff because obviously the main gorgons are
• 1:12:28
  Medusa and her two sisters, depending on which version, which version of Medusa
• 1:12:31
  you're reading, because there's some versions of Medusa saying that she was a human
• 1:12:35
  turned to a Gorgon, while there are others saying that she was born a
• 1:12:39
  gorgon already and she has like two sisters and shit. So it depends on
• 1:12:43
  which version. But he the male one, predates Medusa if I'm around they,
• 1:12:51
  but they're not around like at the same time personally, Perseus doesn't come
• 1:12:55
  across summary. Nonetheless, there's a male gorgon running around. Huh. Yeah,
• 1:13:02
  Greek mythology. Greek mythology is very convoluted, it is, but at
• 1:13:06
  least we have the whole thing of it, pretty much unlike some mythologies that
• 1:13:12
  we don't have because some church de side a butcher. Mom. You know,
• 1:13:16
  this is not that podcast to rant and rave about that, so I
• 1:13:19
  can and I shall. I did. Yeah, save it for the other
• 1:13:25
  podcast. There's a whole episode on that. But we did Norse Mythology that
• 1:13:29
  random raided about it. But yeah, there's a male gorgon running around turning
• 1:13:31
  people to stone and his design kind of looks beast. His design will show
• 1:13:38
  up in the video here if you haven't already for Jacob's purposes, I will
• 1:13:43
  take a picture of its it to you because I kind of like his design
• 1:13:47
  in the way he looks as far as the organ vibe in the Greek,
• 1:13:51
  Greek Roman vibes he has going on. It looks kind of lit, like
• 1:13:56
  the long snakes that are wrapping around his body and shit, it looks cool,
• 1:14:00
  but I like to design. Okay, excuse me. He can turn
• 1:14:08
  people to stone. Yeah, he has that total typical Gorgon vibe trying people
• 1:14:14
  to someone. They look at him, They're like, well, shit,
• 1:14:17
  now we gotta get through here without him finding us. So they try to
• 1:14:26
  walk around. Actually they're there to try to get Rose's parents because Rose his
• 1:14:30
  parents live in live in bath Ros, Like, we gotta get my parents,
• 1:14:38
  and Grand's like they're lost, cause she's like, no, we're gonna
• 1:14:41
  go save my parents. So that they had to get past the Gorgon to
• 1:14:44
  get to her parents, and you meet her parents. They rescue him,
• 1:14:48
  and her father is like an expert. He loves Greek myth, Greek and
• 1:14:54
  Roman myths. So he's living like he's ready for like he has a shield,
• 1:14:59
  he knows what to do with Gorgon. Everything he must be just he's
• 1:15:03
  just enjoying himself. Yeah, like oh, all of all of the United
• 1:15:10
  Kingdom is now part of other world. But hey, look, there's a
• 1:15:12
  gorgon. Yeah, oh no, yeah, she gets weirder. It gets
• 1:15:16
  weirder. As they tried to divide a plan to escape the city with their
• 1:15:21
  parents, they are interrupted by somebody calling to them. There someone's calling for
• 1:15:29
  Rose and Duncan, because Duncan's Percival and Rose is that basically the Knight from
• 1:15:34
  the Green Knight. They're both Knights of the Round Table. So there's another
• 1:15:39
  night calling to them, being like, hey, you're being called to service
• 1:15:43
  by King Arthur, and they're like, who the fuck are you? And
• 1:15:46
  they're presented by another Knight from the round Table. His name is ili Old
• 1:15:53
  illi Old Iliad not Iliad. Oh my god, Elli old e l i
• 1:16:00
  O L d Elliott Elliott wait e l i O what o L d elli
• 1:16:13
  old helly old. Yeah. Yeah. He comes up and he's like,
• 1:16:16
  you're being requested. All the nights are to be recruited and sent back to
• 1:16:23
  Arthur for war. And they're like, we're not going. And this night
• 1:16:29
  doesn't look look, doesn't look undead. He has the typical like nightwear with
• 1:16:33
  like this helmet on and shit, so you can't see that he's really undead.
• 1:16:38
  And they throw a bomb at him and it gets the attention of the
• 1:16:41
  Gorgon. So as they're trying to escape the Night that's chasing them and now
• 1:16:45
  the Gorgan, they're like, wait, let's put the Gorgon versus the Night.
• 1:16:53
  So they do, and they try to escape into the bathhouse, and
• 1:16:57
  when they try to get to the place where the Lady of the Lakes are,
• 1:17:02
  they're like, oh shit, there's a pit. Oh shit, is
• 1:17:06
  that the river six? Oh shit, Hades the Underworld? Okay, that's
• 1:17:15
  nice, great shit uck. So now there's the underworld and the pit of
• 1:17:20
  where the water was. They look down and they see the river sticks and
• 1:17:24
  it's the Underworld or aka Haines for those of you who don't know. Hades
• 1:17:29
  is also the name of the underworld, name of the underworld, not just
• 1:17:31
  the god. So they're like, well, shit, we need to get
• 1:17:38
  the fuck out here. So they put the Knight against the Gorgon, and
• 1:17:42
  the Knight's like, I'm up for a challenge. So was he do to
• 1:17:45
  counteract the whole gorgon stare? Yeah? No, he cuts out his own
• 1:17:49
  He cuts out of his eyeballs. The Knight cuts out his eyeballs like and
• 1:17:57
  his eyeballs are on the floor, just in a puddle of blood, and
• 1:18:01
  he's like, fight, me and him and the gorgon fight And I'm like,
• 1:18:06
  that's okay, that's dramatic. Let me leave it to the gaze,
• 1:18:14
  right, and yeah, they make a run for it. Stuff happens,
• 1:18:20
  Drama happens, Meet Duncan, meets Rose's parents. They're having a moment.
• 1:18:26
  They take him. They're just like, oh, Rose is so great,
• 1:18:29
  She's been so helpful. They're like, oh my god, Rose, I'm
• 1:18:32
  still god. You survibe. Blah blah blah. You know how typical drama
• 1:18:35
  shit, not that not that important. And of course, uh they bring
• 1:18:43
  back her parents back to the castle, and of course she still has Jack
• 1:18:49
  still has the cards little box that has all the what to do with certain
• 1:18:57
  monsters and shit. It's like, how do I use this? And she's
• 1:18:59
  like, you pick the card and you read it and you do what it
• 1:19:02
  says. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. They leave again, they
• 1:19:08
  leave the parents is Roses parents there and they leave and then they discover that
• 1:19:14
  something has came to the castle. Can you can you guess what came to
• 1:19:18
  the castle? Take a guess? Give me a guess all I can say
• 1:19:24
  is something big that dragon. No, it's humanoid and something big. Cyclops
• 1:19:39
  close a giant. You're close cyclopes, wasn't It's not the same thing.
• 1:19:48
  It's not the same thing, same ship, but you know biocular. Well,
• 1:19:57
  this giant I don't think has eyes was design, doesn't look like he
• 1:20:00
  has eyeballs. So we jumped back as the people at the gael castle,
• 1:20:09
  the old people, they're deal with the giant. Now with the giant,
• 1:20:11
  it's like I smell Anglo saxon blood. I'm gonna nom nom dinner time.
• 1:20:16
  So now they're like, well, shit, what does it say on giants?
• 1:20:18
  So as are handling that Grand Duncan and Rose are being chased down the
• 1:20:24
  road by a night riding a liat, Oh my god, and you may
• 1:20:31
  be asking which night is this God? Which night is this joining the true
• 1:20:38
  author? Which night are you? Who are you? Who are you?
• 1:20:46
  People? Vain? I don't even know how to pronounce that. It's y
• 1:20:53
  v a I n evan. Yeah. So they're like, what's his deal
• 1:21:01
  and he's like, basically he was basically nice to a big lion, and
• 1:21:06
  the big lion remembered, So now he's kind of like how Rose was friendly
• 1:21:12
  to the dragon, he was friendly to a lion, a verry large lion,
• 1:21:15
  and not a lion falls him around. So he's writing a lion as
• 1:21:18
  he's yelling at the knights to come to Arthur's aid because he's one of the
• 1:21:26
  Knights of the Roundtable and he's a French origin. Basically this night he was
• 1:21:35
  from the poems of the classic French romance and he had lots and lots of
• 1:21:41
  different adventures through those stories, and he has a lion. He basically just
• 1:21:47
  has a big lion the ride on. And so they're dealing with that and
• 1:21:54
  they fire a rocket into the lion's mouth as it explodes. But does that
• 1:22:00
  stop the lion? No, it doesn't. They dried it. Throw a
• 1:22:03
  barn. You try to hide. They try to run away from this fire
• 1:22:11
  breathing lion because of course the lion brings fire. Of course that why would
• 1:22:15
  it not? Why would And they go underground and then we jump back to
• 1:22:20
  the old people at the grail castle as they try to handle the giant problem.
• 1:22:24
  They're thinking maybe the giant will run away because the bell it doesn't.
• 1:22:29
  They're like, cool, what the fuck do we do? So looking at
• 1:22:32
  the card that says giant, and you said, uh, you can't.
• 1:22:40
  Sorry, you can't fight it by yourselves. You need the You need the
• 1:22:43
  trade with the fairies. Trade and offer a flush to them, get one
• 1:22:46
  of the cows, the best one, and if you don't, they'll likely
• 1:22:51
  they'll likely eat you instead, because the fairies will I guess, eat the
• 1:22:56
  giant or kill the giant. But they need it. But you need all
• 1:23:00
  for a flesh to them. So they're like, cool, let's take our
• 1:23:01
  best cow over to the ferries and they'll help you take care of the giant.
• 1:23:08
  So what does he do? Jack takes the I'm going to kind of
• 1:23:12
  jump ahead, jump back to because they kind of jump back to Duncan and
• 1:23:15
  Roseen Gran as they actually Here's so they're underground under this barn that they're hiding
• 1:23:24
  in from the Lion night right, and they come across a room a secret
• 1:23:30
  armory, and they're like, what's a secret army armory for? And it's
• 1:23:38
  Duncan's like, it's the greatest Hunter of the Accord. It's William Shakespeare,
• 1:23:44
  and Grand's like, don't jump to conclusions so quickly. It's a bad habit.
• 1:23:48
  It's Sam this ain't William Shakespeare. And Duncan's like, nah, it's
• 1:23:57
  William Shakespeare. It's William Shakespeare is a monster hunter. Who do you think
• 1:24:01
  put bo Wolf in the poem manuscript? William Shakespeare. He didn't write the
• 1:24:09
  poem, but he sealed biol Wolf inside the manuscript. It's fucking sandy.
• 1:24:15
  I'm like, William Shakespeare a monster hunter. I mean, I believe it.
• 1:24:21
  I believe it. It's giving Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. I love that
• 1:24:28
  trashy movie so much. It's so bad, it's so bad, but it's
• 1:24:31
  so good. It really was. It was so fun. And they opened
• 1:24:35
  up the room and yeah, it's basically William Shakespeare's. You can tell William
• 1:24:44
  Shakespeare is in this room because I had all these notes, all these documents
• 1:24:46
  of monsters and the quill, his quill and shit, and they they kind
• 1:24:54
  of find out yep. Yeah, he has a monster hunter and he wrote
• 1:25:00
  poems about them, story of the plays from them. And I'm like,
• 1:25:03
  oh, that's interesting. If you seal the way bealewolf, what else did
• 1:25:09
  he put away with his plays? Big? Are questions to be asked?
• 1:25:17
  Yeah, questions to be answered? Yeah, questions to be answered, and
• 1:25:24
  then of course Arthur, being emoing gay, sees this night with his eyes
• 1:25:29
  gouged down, and he's like, what's going on there? Always fighting a
• 1:25:31
  gorgon? What the fuck? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And
• 1:25:36
  then we jump to Gilliad blah blah blah, I'm weak, I'm a failure
• 1:25:41
  blah blah blah. Wah, crack cry, not that important. They probably
• 1:25:48
  do kill the Knight, though with the Lion they do bring him down finally,
• 1:25:54
  or actually no they don't. They go up they go upstairs after they
• 1:25:57
  leave William Shakespeare's office little room, and you see that the Knight and the
• 1:26:00
  Lion are both dead, and there like, who the fuck did that?
• 1:26:03
  It's Mary. She has a sniper rifle and she points the gun at them
• 1:26:08
  and she's like, you're gonna give me what I want or I'm gonna blow
• 1:26:10
  your brains out, And her mother, Grann, is like, if you're
• 1:26:14
  gonna do that, you had done that already. What are you talking about
• 1:26:15
  it. You're not gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. You're
• 1:26:17
  not balls. You don't have the balls, you don't have the Kahonas to
• 1:26:20
  do it, and they devise a plan to lie. Graham tries to lie
• 1:26:27
  to her daughter because she's like, I'm gonna bluff. She's not gonna I'm
• 1:26:30
  gonna bluff. I mean, she'll figure it out eventually, but she's gonna
• 1:26:33
  kill me. She gonna do it because without me, all we're all fucked
• 1:26:38
  here. So because Grant, because Mary is on her losing her patience because
• 1:26:45
  of everything going on with Gilladgilliad and shit, and she's like, uh,
• 1:26:49
  all this is now blowing up in my face and I don't know what to
• 1:26:53
  do. So it's basically that they may jump back to the Giant and Jack
• 1:26:58
  and the cow. So Jack brings their best cow to the woods for the
• 1:27:08
  fairies, and Very comes up and he's like, cool, I will take
• 1:27:15
  the cow. And can you guess what Jack has in his hand for the
• 1:27:24
  price of the cow? What the fairies give him that he has in his
• 1:27:27
  hand? Can you take a guess? How how well do you know your
• 1:27:31
  stories, your fairy tales? You got someone named Jack and they traded a
• 1:27:40
  cow, o god, can you guess what he has in his hand that
• 1:27:44
  the fairies gave him? Magic fucking beans? And he sees that. He's
• 1:27:50
  like, huh, magic beans, those little bastards, and he throws the
• 1:27:55
  beans at the giant's feet and the beans into the ground, and the beanstalk
• 1:28:01
  comes up and kills the giant as it grows up into the sky. And
• 1:28:08
  Jack is like Jack, I'm Jack from Jack and the bean Stalk. He
• 1:28:14
  has like an epiphany. He's like, I'm Jack, I'm Jack and the
• 1:28:17
  bean and he's just like yeah, He's like, that's my role. I'm
• 1:28:25
  Jack from Jack and the bean Stock. He's like, I get it.
• 1:28:30
  And then we jump back to Grant and the whole situation. They sat down,
• 1:28:33
  they made their sons comfortable, and they're not. Mary's not budgeting either,
• 1:28:39
  are they. It's just a lot back and forth and how Grand's like,
• 1:28:44
  I fucked up. Okay, I fucked up with raising you. You
• 1:28:46
  fucked up with all this shit Bobby by Bobby Boo. Lots of drama,
• 1:28:53
  nothing that important outside of like the relate building on the relationship of Mary and
• 1:28:56
  her mother and how that's very strange because how she was raised. Now all
• 1:29:00
  this is technically Mary's fall bad. At the end of the day, it's
• 1:29:02
  all because of Grand Raad brought her into the worlds, so they blame each
• 1:29:08
  other. It's the mother daughter's strife with a gun, you know. Then
• 1:29:16
  Gilliad sees near the romantic Arthur's camp, so I guess that's the name of
• 1:29:23
  the other Arthur. You have the Arthur, the zombifie undead Arthur, but
• 1:29:28
  then you have the romantic Arthur. Apparently what he's called. I didn't know
• 1:29:35
  us until just now. Oh another other, No, the second one.
• 1:29:42
  Oh, so the second one is the romantic. Yeah, the second one
• 1:29:44
  romantic, so romantic in the sense that it's it's the French one. It's
• 1:29:51
  the French one because Lancelois is the most famous one the al that group,
• 1:29:57
  because the other one doesn't have a Lancelot apparently. Yeah, but romantic means
• 1:30:01
  that it's something that was influenced by Rome or something Romanesque. So either way,
• 1:30:09
  it's the French. It's the French version. It's the French story of
• 1:30:12
  King Arthur. Gail ahead, it is like, do you remember me?
• 1:30:17
  Father Galahad is the gay that that was raised by a single mom. Obviously,
• 1:30:25
  he was raised by a single mom and he never met his dad,
• 1:30:28
  and his dad finally comes into his life and He's like, dad, do
• 1:30:30
  you remember me? And Lancelot's like, ew, get the fuck go aware
• 1:30:35
  from me. You're my son, Like daddy is daddy? You made daddy,
• 1:30:43
  And Lancelot's like, I don't claim that baby. Daddy. Chill,
• 1:30:48
  Daddy, chill. And Lancelot's like, you're not Galahad. This is Galahad.
• 1:30:57
  And then another night shows up with a suit of our with fire coming
• 1:31:00
  out of it, and that's Galahad. So there's two Galahads. Oh great,
• 1:31:06
  they're half brothers. Now, I mean, technically the family tree is
• 1:31:10
  fucking bonker. So you got grand and then you got married, and then
• 1:31:15
  you got mary Head. They never say who Duncan's father was, but Duncan
• 1:31:23
  with one man, and then he had Galahad with Lancelot. But then Lancelot
• 1:31:27
  also had another child named Galahad with Gwinevere. Now there's two Galahads going on.
• 1:31:35
  Technically they're all half brothers. They're all they're all half siblings in some
• 1:31:41
  way. It's man, he is slutting it out, isn't he. Yeah,
• 1:31:48
  Lancelot's kind of a slut. Land's kind of a slut. The Galahad,
• 1:31:54
  the second Galahad, and Lancelot decided to try and kill the other Galahad,
• 1:32:00
  the one that's a centaur, that's a satyr, no sint don't say,
• 1:32:06
  what the fuck cintaur horseman. He runs Daddy and his hat brother try
• 1:32:15
  to kill him. He runs away. And then I mean Graham talks his
• 1:32:24
  daughter down pretty much. She's not she doesn't want to try to snipe them
• 1:32:29
  out anymore. Think King Arthur is pissed. And the when the war take
• 1:32:35
  down, the falls king blah blah blah. And he's just like, the
• 1:32:45
  battle has been chosen in the east of bat of Bath and we and we
• 1:32:49
  better wing because if not, if I die, the land dies with me.
• 1:32:55
  There's a lot of that. And Merlin's like, not a good,
• 1:32:59
  he can't die a good blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, I'm cotting
• 1:33:06
  out of the filler blah blah blah blah blah blah. Then they go over
• 1:33:11
  to Grant and Duncan. After they deal with Mary, Mary goes off.
• 1:33:15
  I'm assuming to go fine Galahad because that's all she cares about, right.
• 1:33:21
  The other three go off to God, how your pronounce this town? Lice?
• 1:33:33
  Lice sister. Oh God, how do you see that city? Oh
• 1:33:45
  do you send? Put it in the chat? Let me see it.
• 1:34:00
  Lester. That's a weird way. It's called Lester, So Leicester, England.
• 1:34:06
  They're going to the city of Leicester, and I like, cool,
• 1:34:11
  we need to it's l e I C S C E s t e R.
• 1:34:19
  I looked up how to pronounce and they and apparently its pronounced lester.
• 1:34:24
  You kind of you kind of pronounce worster share the same way. Can wed
• 1:34:31
  fucking weird over there? Lester. It's a weird name. It's a weird
• 1:34:38
  way to spell lester. But nonetheless, they're in Lester and they're there to
• 1:34:44
  free a They're goal is to free of God. Are you familiar with the
• 1:34:54
  story of King King Lear. It's a well shakespeare play. Lear is l
• 1:35:01
  E I R no well to play of William Shakespeare's. And apparently he's not
• 1:35:10
  a king. He's a water god that was dealt with by Shakespeare and he's
• 1:35:19
  stuck there. He stuck in a puddle because of the play. So now
• 1:35:25
  they have to basically to free him because when he comes up and he threatens
• 1:35:30
  him, he speaks in riddle. He speaks in rhymes and shit like he's
• 1:35:32
  part of the play of the William Shakespeare. So they're like, cool,
• 1:35:35
  we got to come back now around Christmas because apparently he was sealed around Decembers
• 1:35:43
  or when all this happened another world that without the world merging, it happened
• 1:35:46
  to like in December. They had to wait till around Christmas time to play
• 1:35:50
  to undo the play to be able to free this god that was sealed because
• 1:35:57
  of the play. So the future problem that they have to deal with.
• 1:36:01
  Yeah, okay, so that's tomorrow Shakespeare's problem. Yeah, that's their other
• 1:36:08
  problem because he wants to be free, but you can't because they gotta wait,
• 1:36:11
  tell Christmas and ship. Then we jump back to Arthur. The Arthur's
• 1:36:17
  in East Bath. Let me get kind of a backstory on King Arthur and
• 1:36:28
  Merlin. Apparently there was a battle. Obviously, King Arthur dies and he's
• 1:36:32
  with a Bard that's in love with him, and he promises him that he
• 1:36:40
  will not die. It's not enough. You can't die here, my lord.
• 1:36:43
  You cannot all men die. We're more than a man. You have
• 1:36:47
  to be and that basically that Bard is Merlin. So Merlin is in love
• 1:36:58
  you can't get the idea that Merlin's and love with King Arthur, and that
• 1:37:01
  the reason why he can keep coming back is because Merlin keep springing back because
• 1:37:08
  he refuses to let him die. The plot thickens, gainess thickens, the
• 1:37:15
  game, and the booty thickens, and the booty thickens. Mm hmmm.
• 1:37:20
  So the war starts between the two Arthurs and then we jump back to the
• 1:37:26
  Water God as he's throwing a fit and they're like, girl, we can't
• 1:37:30
  bring you back until December, so you're gonna have to You're gonna have to
• 1:37:33
  live with it. The war, the armies are fighting each other and the
• 1:37:41
  Arthurs start going at it. They fight each other sword and sword and they're
• 1:37:46
  like Britain's unite, you know, with who each other, Like, okay,
• 1:37:56
  it's fucking it's just buffoonery. Galahad gets Shigty shanked by Lancelot and the
• 1:38:02
  other Galahad and they leave him for dead. They would go to Lester and
• 1:38:14
  they of course that's when they have to find out. They decide, okay,
• 1:38:16
  we're going to perform the play on the twenty sixth to release the god
• 1:38:21
  Leir, the Water God, the Old Water God, whatever the fuck his
• 1:38:25
  name is. Battle Lancelot comes in, finally beats the shit out of the
• 1:38:31
  other Arthur, almost kills him, and Arthur is going to lose, going
• 1:38:40
  to lose, but Merlin, spreading the tea, flies up above everybody and
• 1:38:47
  he yelled, he spills the teas a yell, Hail Arthur, I have
• 1:38:50
  news, and he spills the beans to the other Arthur that Lancelot slip with
• 1:38:59
  your wife. The other the other Arthur did not know that, so you
• 1:39:04
  suppose to uh huh, the romance, the romantic one, Yeah, you
• 1:39:09
  didn't know that. The Galahad is a product of Lancelot and his wife.
• 1:39:15
  So he's like, yeah, the French she shagged your wife, you big
• 1:39:18
  ninny. And I'm like, oh, this is some gay on gay crime
• 1:39:25
  here. Oh te I was just like, there's nothing left in this cup.
• 1:39:33
  I'm just holding it because oh rama, because the other one didn't know.
• 1:39:39
  And he's like, Lan's I was like, my Lord and King,
• 1:39:45
  you betrayed me, your oath, Lancelot, you disc the love between the
• 1:39:50
  Lord and knight, between lord and lady. You are an abomination. Begone,
• 1:39:56
  Lancelot, be gone, like this on your whole family. It's on
• 1:40:04
  you, just on your cow. And Arthur the romantic Arthur is like,
• 1:40:14
  we must quit the field? Could man not Breton retreat? As the other
• 1:40:18
  Arthur starts growing back his limbs because he's wearing the belt the sheath from the
• 1:40:25
  very beginning that heals him. So he's rebuilding himself. And Arthur's like the
• 1:40:30
  like king you live. He's like, of course I do, I have
• 1:40:33
  the belt. I'm gonna be fine. It's fine, I'm not worried about
• 1:40:39
  it. Then at the very end of this volume, I think it's the
• 1:40:46
  end of this volume. No it's not. It's not the end of the
• 1:40:49
  volume yet. Basically, after one Arthur leaves, they look up and can
• 1:40:55
  you tell me what's there on top of a little hillside looking down? Can
• 1:41:00
  you guess who's watching them? Merlin? Another Arthur? What there's one?
• 1:41:10
  There's a good one, another Arthur and another Merlin. There's three. Now
• 1:41:15
  I was at this point I was like, what's happening here? Why is
• 1:41:19
  there three? What? What's going Okay? I'm confused? What's going on
• 1:41:24
  now? So now you got the undead Arthur, the romantic Arthur, and
• 1:41:30
  now you've got a steam punk Arthur. Oh shit, steam punk Arthur.
• 1:41:36
  Machines, machines, baby machines, robots. Is this okay? So is
• 1:41:42
  this like coming from like another like form of literature or is this like is
• 1:41:49
  this coming from the fact that, like, since other world exists like between
• 1:41:54
  worlds, is it like another I'm thinking this Arthur might because this Arthur looks
• 1:42:00
  a little more medieval than the other ones, So I'm assuming this is more
• 1:42:02
  than medieval Arthur, like in medieval England. He's kind of given that vibe,
• 1:42:10
  not like he's not given pre very Celtic. Oh I live iprolic in
• 1:42:16
  the woods Arthur. He's giving industrial middle Age and he has robot in steampunk
• 1:42:24
  and shit, wait no, no, no, are the Dark Ages and
• 1:42:30
  Medieval times? Are they like in the same time period or as one of
• 1:42:35
  because Dark Age is like that. That's why like no one really knows if
• 1:42:40
  Arthur was real is because his stories come from the Dark Ages, happened during
• 1:42:45
  the Dark Ages. So that's why nobody really knows, because it's like,
• 1:42:47
  oh, it's all like his story survived based on the world like word like
• 1:42:56
  we're like yeah, word of mouth. Yeah, steampunk, he's more steampunk.
• 1:43:05
  He has robots. It's kind of cool. And I was like,
• 1:43:10
  I saw that, and I'm like, I had to put my tablet,
• 1:43:12
  dont to me and something my kindle. I'm like, there's another faggot.
• 1:43:16
  Now there's three. Of course there's three. Why wouldn't there be three?
• 1:43:23
  Three gays? You know? And He's like, a civil war in Britain
• 1:43:28
  impossible. We will gather our forces and drive them forth, Merlin. All
• 1:43:33
  Britain's must respect the crown, the true crown of the Empire and the other
• 1:43:40
  and the original Merlin's like, this will never fucking end. And I'm my
• 1:43:43
  girl, this will never end. So now there's three Merlins. So Grand
• 1:43:48
  Duncan and Rose. Huh, I'm guessing the first, the first Arthur of
• 1:43:56
  the undead one is the original one? Well, oh, is the original
• 1:44:01
  one for that first came back first? He is the original one that I
• 1:44:04
  was woken up to begin with. Is he the original Arthur or the true
• 1:44:09
  King? We'll find out. We'll find out. So Duncan and Grannon Rose
• 1:44:19
  go to the woods, and Grant's like, I have a plan. We're
• 1:44:23
  gonna have to waking up, wake up something that's much older than the King,
• 1:44:27
  than the kings than the Arthurs, and someone that will be a nightmare
• 1:44:32
  for the author Arthurs. We need someone to make keep the Arthurs busy while
• 1:44:38
  we devise our plant, someone that's a nightmare for them. You can you
• 1:44:44
  take a guess on what on who would be a nightmare for the kings or
• 1:44:48
  kings in Britain, Lord, British Lord, what fairy tale character or what
• 1:44:57
  legend of a person who's a nightmare for king? The only thing, like,
• 1:45:03
  the first thing that pops into my head is Robin Hood being being being
• 1:45:08
  d ding yep the woods and they see an arrow kind of just floating there.
• 1:45:16
  So they take the arrow and they basically awaken Robin Hood and the merriment.
• 1:45:26
  And when you get kind of the story is Robin Hood's more than just
• 1:45:30
  the poor versus the rich, or how the Bretons took the tale and they
• 1:45:33
  made him to a king or royalty noble that started going against the red.
• 1:45:39
  Technically speaking, as far as they're saying, I'm assuming there's some lure backing
• 1:45:44
  to this because so far, I mean this person, I guess the writer's
• 1:45:47
  done their research so far, and of course he's the writer's British on top
• 1:45:51
  of that, so I'm assuming he wouldn't know. But apparently Robin Hood is
• 1:45:58
  he hates all royalty kings at all, and his goals is to defend the
• 1:46:02
  forest of Britain. And they're like, hey, there are kings running about
• 1:46:08
  and he's like, why is that my problem? He's like, they're in
• 1:46:11
  your forest and once upon a time Britain was all covered with just woods.
• 1:46:17
  So they waking up Arthur. They get Arthur on their side to basically Robin
• 1:46:25
  Hood. Sorry not Robin not Arthur. Oh my god, they get rob
• 1:46:28
  You get Robin Hood on their side and basically he's gonna take care of them,
• 1:46:31
  keep the keep the Arthurs busy while they devise their plan on waking up
• 1:46:38
  the water God and then bringing him over to the waters of God. There's
• 1:46:43
  something locate I think bath and basically the idea is again, get the water,
• 1:46:47
  make it rain. Everyone will forget everything, and everything will go back
• 1:46:51
  to normal. It's the whole plan. Do it before the Green Knight comes
• 1:46:57
  into the bag is because they're trying to save roads so they can turn everything
• 1:47:01
  back to normal. The Green Night will not happen, but that's the that's
• 1:47:05
  the idea they bring back robin Hood and they're like, we're your merry men,
• 1:47:10
  and they're like ra. My head's like huh, prove it the fuck.
• 1:47:16
  So they do a test, try to get a giant off a bridge.
• 1:47:21
  There's one of the merryman's a giant and the other merriman are fairies.
• 1:47:27
  Like cool, if you can get the giant off the bridge without you could
• 1:47:33
  do that, you'll be my married man. Like cool. They blow up
• 1:47:35
  the bridge. She throw Grand throws a bomb at the bridge and blows it
• 1:47:39
  up and the giant balls into the water below. And then she's like done,
• 1:47:43
  we're your merry man, and Rama's like cool, you're marry man man.
• 1:47:47
  Grant is like the most metal person in this entire So she a battie.
• 1:47:51
  She is a battie. And that is actually that goes into number five.
• 1:47:56
  Actually, see, I haven't even seen what Granny looks like. I
• 1:48:00
  can tell she's just serving. Oh Grand's amazing. I love her. She's
• 1:48:05
  a little old lady with like wavy gray hair, big old glasses. Let
• 1:48:10
  me take a picture of her and all you can see what she looks like.
• 1:48:15
  I can find Oh there we go. Good, but your Grand and
• 1:48:19
  of course that will be in the video itself as well, so you all
• 1:48:23
  can see what grand looks like. The volume five is called The Wasteland and
• 1:48:32
  it's the last volume of the ending out the whole story. Uh smoke,
• 1:48:39
  Yeah, she's a toll smoke of Grandma. But she's a smoker Grandma.
• 1:48:43
  She smokes. She's seen some shit, she seems a lot of shit,
• 1:48:47
  just pure cut. Yeah, she's serving. So she gets Arthur, Arthur
• 1:48:53
  Robin Hood to agree to let them be the Merryman. And what's cool about
• 1:48:58
  being the Merryman. They can travel through the woods and they can actually jump
• 1:49:02
  through time and fast forward time and shit. Kind of it's weird. So
• 1:49:06
  like, for example, if they're running through the woods at say London,
• 1:49:11
  there's a set of woods in London, Say they run through up like cool,
• 1:49:14
  we want to get to the most northern point of England. They can
• 1:49:16
  run through the woods and they travel through time and they end up in the
• 1:49:19
  most northern point the woods are trying to get to. They can travel through
• 1:49:24
  the woods magic, and that's part of the reason why they got Robin Hood
• 1:49:28
  or they joined the Merriment, so they can do that. Then we jump
• 1:49:33
  over to Mary and the guys at the Gael Castle, the old people.
• 1:49:40
  She joins them, and Jack is like, who the fuck are you?
• 1:49:44
  Bridget? Did Bridget whose grand's real name? She didn't say there She was
• 1:49:47
  like to send somebody, and she's like, I'm her daughter. So they
• 1:49:55
  bring her in or she can't again she points the guy at them. They
• 1:49:57
  come in, they let her and to the castle whatnot, and of course
• 1:50:01
  the whole trial with the giant and how they join become the Merryman, they
• 1:50:06
  join his Merryman. Then we jump over to them the old people, questioning
• 1:50:15
  Mary who she is and that she's obviously Brand's daughter, like okay, cool,
• 1:50:27
  you're a little suspicious, like Sidener. Then Lancelot comes in. This
• 1:50:33
  is after Arthur kind of banished him because he slept with his wife. Mary
• 1:50:41
  runs up to Orlaane runs up to Lancelot, talked about how you was banished
• 1:50:48
  and love blah blah blah blah. Then we jump over to north of Bristol,
• 1:50:59
  the the Undad. Arthur is bad is fighting the steampunk earther. He's
• 1:51:02
  getting zass be. He's like, bring back the forces. As they bring
• 1:51:06
  up a literal machine robot Mecca. They're blasting shit, I'm like this Arthur
• 1:51:13
  is not playing. This is like I brought weapons. How how bitches we're
• 1:51:17
  gonna pull out gundams, like seam punk style gundams, like we got weapons
• 1:51:24
  for days. And they're like, we don't know how to handle this shit
• 1:51:30
  lord if I know. So they're kind of just baffled by the stupidity of
• 1:51:32
  them, and of course they're becoming the merriment and they they're like, how
• 1:51:40
  are we going to get over to the They joined them? Sorry, they
• 1:51:48
  joined the fight with the two Arthers, and they take care of business there.
• 1:51:55
  Robin Hood kills a bunch of the knights and soldiers of the two Arthurs,
• 1:52:00
  and they take down the robot, and then we jump over to when
• 1:52:04
  they take down the robot, they run to the woods. When they run
• 1:52:08
  to the woods, they end up in another city and it's summertime and they're
• 1:52:14
  like, it was winter like two seconds ago. What do we do?
• 1:52:20
  And that's when they find out, oh shit, we can jump through time.
• 1:52:27
  This could be a problem or this could be useful. They realize they
• 1:52:30
  jump through time and they're in England during the time of the summer and they're
• 1:52:39
  at beach and the Green Knight comes out of the water and he's like,
• 1:52:43
  we play a game. Yeah, it's not time yet, by the way,
• 1:52:51
  and the Green Knight says, you had your turn, I shall have
• 1:52:55
  mine. It would be unfair if I did not cleave you and Twine as
• 1:52:59
  the New Year is born and she's like, yeah, I figure because they
• 1:53:02
  kind of forgot about the Green Knight about being an issue. And then he
• 1:53:05
  pops in and say like, I'm gonna fuck you up in New Year's and
• 1:53:10
  they're like, yeah, okay, great, great, right, yeah,
• 1:53:16
  it's fun. Not fun. Then we have robin Hood and they're dealing with
• 1:53:25
  that or they're kind of just they're having a moment. They're actually having some
• 1:53:30
  downtime. They're chilling. They're having a little date. Duncan and Rose are
• 1:53:36
  having a little date. They're being all cute and Graham talking about the plan
• 1:53:45
  and letting out leer blah blah blah blah blah, and they and they kind
• 1:53:49
  of both realized. Rose and Duncan realize they're destined for death because Duncan is
• 1:53:56
  supposed to die to a dragon like bale Wolf because technically he's bale Wolf,
• 1:54:00
  and Rose is supposed to die to the Green Knight. So they're both kind
• 1:54:03
  of destined for death, and they're like, okay, cool, we got
• 1:54:05
  to deal with this before those two things happen. So that's why, like,
• 1:54:11
  cool, we gotta release the God. Everyone forgets the other world.
• 1:54:15
  We all go back to the real world. Everything's fine, and they're because
• 1:54:19
  they both have a realization, you know, we're bro fucked if they if
• 1:54:21
  it doesn't if this doesn't work fine for them. Right then we got Robin
• 1:54:31
  Hood Merryman, blah blah blah. Then we jump over to Mary as she
• 1:54:39
  tries to summon Uh, tries to get the Holy Grail. She tries to
• 1:54:44
  turn some of the old people into the Nights that she needs to get the
• 1:54:45
  Holy Grail, like Galahad and Perceval and Bore. But she's trying to make
• 1:54:53
  shift them with the old people that she has to try to get the Holy
• 1:54:56
  Girl for her son, but it's not working. Then we jump to a
• 1:55:01
  monster that came in, two headed lion cat thing. They kill it.
• 1:55:06
  Lancelot kills it. Baby boo. Do we see Galahad at this point?
• 1:55:12
  Now, Galahad is he's lost a lot of weight. He looks very sad.
• 1:55:19
  He's like, no one wants me. My mother doesn't want me,
• 1:55:23
  my dad doesn't want me. I'm not wanted. I'm alone, I'm abandoned.
• 1:55:29
  Then Lancelot comes in saying he needs your mother, calls for you,
• 1:55:35
  and Galahad's like the witch, she's not my mother father, And he's like,
• 1:55:40
  I'm not your father, she's your mother. I'm not your father even
• 1:55:43
  though he is. So they go back. Then we jump forward to December
• 1:55:47
  months later, to December twenty third. Duncan's hair is grown out. He
• 1:55:55
  has like long ginger hair now and rose in him at bomb Did. They're
• 1:56:01
  in love, so they make a date for each other. It has like
• 1:56:04
  a date night out in the woods and the ice and snow. It's cute,
• 1:56:09
  it's gross. I'm jelly. Then they go over the course of the
• 1:56:15
  events as happened throughout the last couple of months. They killed a apparently there
• 1:56:20
  was a merlin that was a hippie. They killed the hippie merlin. I
• 1:56:26
  don't know there was an Arthur the go along with that, but they killed
• 1:56:30
  the hippie merlin tips like a straight out of the sixties. They killed the
• 1:56:34
  merlin for that, for whatever reason, and they killed out some of the
• 1:56:36
  undead and went around caused problems for the other the arthurs like probabinhood lobby,
• 1:56:43
  blah blah blah. Trying to wait it out, survive long enough to get
• 1:56:46
  to December twenty sixth to release the water God. They're just holding out now.
• 1:56:54
  So the couple has a cute little moment and Grant comes in and it's
• 1:56:58
  like, so we got two more days before we can for the show begins
• 1:57:02
  blah blah blah blah blah, and Grant. What's funny is Grand's like,
• 1:57:06
  cool, everything's gonna work out, Everything's gonna be fine. She's I'm not
• 1:57:10
  gonna jinx myself. I think everything's actually gonna work out. Can you guess
• 1:57:14
  what happened? Somewhere in London on the December twenty third, a lightning strike
• 1:57:21
  hits the ground, a sword in the stone appears. Oh my god,
• 1:57:28
  you know, I was like, I was screaming. I was like,
• 1:57:30
  you're fucking kidding me. Now, there's a sword in the stone and it
• 1:57:33
  says whoever pulls the sword is the one true King, And I'm like,
• 1:57:39
  of course, there's three different arthurs are gonna want to go for the sword
• 1:57:42
  in the stone and I'm like, Jesus fucking well, this ever and these
• 1:57:48
  these poor people in England. Yeah, it says whoever draws the sword shall
• 1:57:54
  be rightful King of E And I'm like you motherfuckers and staff, whoever put
• 1:58:01
  that sword there? Your mom's a hub. It's so, it's so dumb,
• 1:58:05
  and I love it. It's so good. I knew something was gonna
• 1:58:09
  happen when they said they're not jinxing myself. It's gonna work out at this
• 1:58:14
  time. And I'm like, girl, grand you talk too soon the fuck.
• 1:58:21
  So, Galahad has been back at the castle with everybody as mother,
• 1:58:28
  and he's been trying to get the grail this whole time, and it has
• 1:58:32
  not been working. The grail will not be given to Galahad because he doesn't
• 1:58:38
  seen himself as Galahad. It's a lot of he has to discover himself.
• 1:58:45
  He constantly fails and fails and fails. And then the battle is still going
• 1:58:51
  on with the other earther, with the three Earthers, and then the battle
• 1:58:55
  stops on Christmas Eve because it's Christmas. So they're like, cool, let's
• 1:59:00
  stop, we'll pick up business. On the twenty six, they have a
• 1:59:04
  day of no of no bottling, and I'm like, oh wow, mm
• 1:59:11
  hmm, how appropriate. And then they find the sword in the stone and
• 1:59:20
  they're like wow, bull shit for fuck. So Duncan tries to pull it,
• 1:59:30
  he can't bullet because obviously he's not the one you're king's mhm. And
• 1:59:36
  then they decide to the the Arthur, the government, the government agent,
• 1:59:43
  Sir Templeworth is his name. Now he's a knight, he's a sir.
• 1:59:49
  He comes and joins the fray with them, and they try to deal with
• 1:59:55
  all of this mess as they wait the off the Arthurs to come, try
• 1:59:59
  to get the story out of the stone because you know they're going to so
• 2:00:02
  one went to find out if you're the one true king. Galahad fails and
• 2:00:08
  fails and fails again to get the Holy Grail at the castle until the battle
• 2:00:16
  rages again between the Arthurs, they trying to get to the sword. Blah
• 2:00:23
  blah blah, they're all failing. Galahad's getting his ass beat. He's like,
• 2:00:28
  father, why do you aid me? Because his father accepts it,
• 2:00:31
  Lancelot septsent and saves him on the one the last rounds he has, He's
• 2:00:35
  like achieved the Grail of my son, because the only problem was Lancelot wasn't
• 2:00:40
  acknowledging him as gid Ahead, but now he acknowledges him as Galad, so
• 2:00:46
  he finally does get the grail. It gets the grail his mother. He
• 2:00:54
  almost dies though, gets to the grail and his mother gives him to drink
• 2:00:58
  the blood of Christ. He turns back to human, but he died damn.
• 2:01:08
  So she still doesn't get what she wants. The war is raging between
• 2:01:12
  the Arthurs as Christmas passes. There's a whole there's a whole image of Mary
• 2:01:16
  giving her son the Blood of Christ, which is very much like the statue
• 2:01:19
  of Mary holding the dead Jesus, And I'm like, oh my god.
• 2:01:23
  When I was reading that, I was like, are they gonna make him
• 2:01:26
  Jesus Christ? Are they going to bring back this blonde bitch in three days?
• 2:01:31
  I legit thought, I legit thought because her name is Mary. Luckily
• 2:01:39
  that's not the case. But I thought that I would have screamed. I
• 2:01:42
  would have screamed. They would have heard me down the street because I was
• 2:01:46
  like, oh God, they're turning him into fucking Jesus. But now he
• 2:01:50
  unfortunately dies, but he does turn back to him and she's like, oh
• 2:01:55
  my god, I did it and then he just like you guys, And
• 2:02:00
  she's pissed. She wants revenge. Now. She joins her mother and she
• 2:02:03
  wants her revenge against the Arthurs, the Arthur and Merlin and company of the
• 2:02:08
  other Arthurs. So she goes over to the lake and she calls upon the
• 2:02:15
  other ladies of the lake, her sisters, and she's like, I need
• 2:02:19
  a gift. It's Christmas. I need a gift. And the sister's like,
• 2:02:23
  oh, okay, back. So they give her a gaft we got
• 2:02:28
  you girl, you know what gift. They give her a sword EXCaliber.
• 2:02:33
  They give it to the undead King Arthur. They have a whole plan.
• 2:02:40
  They give the sword. He gets the sword to the undead King Arthur and
• 2:02:44
  he's like, oh, EXCaliber, I got this. It's done. I'm
• 2:02:47
  fucking them all. Yeah. So Merlin is like tell tells the story to
• 2:02:57
  Mary about how she's basically you're not Merlin, all right, technically speaking,
• 2:03:05
  you're not Merlin. And she's like, yeah, technically I'm not. Technically
• 2:03:09
  I was a bard and he was the bar that kept Arthur alive. My
• 2:03:14
  Lord died in the Battle of Baden Badenfield. I loved him. I was
• 2:03:19
  distraught by his death. I went to the wilds, to the wild stories
• 2:03:25
  of kings in the woods, and did what I swore never to. I
• 2:03:28
  took a blood I took a bloody mouthed tale and wrapped him, wrapped him
• 2:03:38
  in the story a great king who did not die, and that would be
• 2:03:43
  his smooth tongue seer for ever at his side, All to mortal Lord,
• 2:03:50
  my all to mortal Lord. I made an eternal king, a king who
• 2:03:56
  would return, king who would return to me. So from what I get
• 2:04:03
  from that is that this bard and his lord died, whereas Bar the Bard
• 2:04:11
  was his lord, died in this Bard's arms. And the Bard's like,
• 2:04:15
  I can't have him die. I love him. So he basically turns him
• 2:04:19
  into King Arthur, and he takes on the bar, takes on the roll
• 2:04:21
  of Merlin so he can be eternal and that he'll always have his all these
• 2:04:28
  always have his king with him. And I'm like, that's kind of sweet
• 2:04:31
  in a weird, funked up way. Yeah, I'm like the gays leave
• 2:04:38
  it to the gaze, and Mary's like, what was your lord's name,
• 2:04:43
  and he's like, I don't remember it's been so long he doesn't remember anymore
• 2:04:45
  what his name with, what the guy's original name was before he became this
• 2:04:49
  King Arthur. So you find out that the King Arthur, the undead one,
• 2:04:55
  it's not even King Arthur. He's a lie. It's a false king,
• 2:05:00
  and shit happens. Mary tries to kill tries to kill King Arthur.
• 2:05:13
  It doesn't work, obviously blah by blah, blah blah. The plan goes
• 2:05:20
  forth. Day after Christmas, the ball commences. This is Boxing Day for
• 2:05:26
  those that you don't know in the United States but do not celebrate Boxing Day
• 2:05:30
  Boxing Day. I don't understand what the whole idea of Boxing Day is,
• 2:05:33
  do you? Mm hmm. I've heard of it, but I'm like,
• 2:05:38
  it's the day after Christmas. Canada and Britain celebrate it mostly. I have
• 2:05:42
  no idea. Okay, it's on Boxing Day. Everything comes back around.
• 2:05:49
  Machines get blown up, blah by blah blah blah. The Arthurs go at
• 2:05:57
  it, the romangic one and the undead one because the unead one has obviously
• 2:06:02
  he has EXCaliber. He fucks up the other one and then decided and then
• 2:06:08
  they finally start the play and they release the God, or they try to
• 2:06:15
  the God. The Water God does get released back the he tries to get
• 2:06:18
  the sword and stone and doesn't work. What's funny is, throughout all of
• 2:06:25
  this, their plan is to try and Mary comes back after giving him EXCaliber.
• 2:06:32
  They release the God. The Green Night comes m Rose faces the Green
• 2:06:39
  Knight. She gets chopped in hat Ah, but she's not but blot twist,
• 2:06:46
  Homegirl's not dead. Homegirl starts rebuilding herself because Mary took the belt off
• 2:06:55
  of Arthur when he was asleep. The sheath the why Arthur keeps healing himself.
• 2:07:03
  Rose has it. Technically she did take a hit from the Green Knight,
• 2:07:10
  but she's still alive. So the Green Knight's done. He's like,
• 2:07:15
  our game is done. We're good. The barry Galahad with Lancelot and it's
• 2:07:24
  Lancelot and Rose's mother and they have a conversation and she talks about how Rose,
• 2:07:31
  how it was raising Rose and Rose is battling Arthur and the Green Knight
• 2:07:42
  during during all in between all the conversations with Lancelot, and she talks about
• 2:07:46
  how she was she was a great job. She was adopted. At the
• 2:07:54
  end of all that conversations, he says, yeah, and she was adopted,
• 2:07:57
  and I've always been outfront with her about it. And Lancelot's like,
• 2:08:01
  she was adopted. Do you know what that had? Do you know what
• 2:08:07
  significance that has? Uh? She basically says, an adopted child and with
• 2:08:16
  a mysterious parentage. And she you see Mary as she's backed up against the
• 2:08:22
  sword in the stone, not married. Rose back to the sword. She's
• 2:08:26
  like, her mother's like, what do you what are you thinking? And
• 2:08:31
  Lancelot says, Arthur was adopted. Arthur was adopted and his family her mental
• 2:08:43
  line is a mystery. Mm hmmm. So Rose leans on the sword,
• 2:08:52
  pulls out the sword and stuff, what is the one true King Arthur?
• 2:09:01
  She's feeling she fills the role of King Arthur because she was adopted, so
• 2:09:07
  she has kind of the same similar backstory to King Arthur. He was adopted,
• 2:09:11
  He didn't know his birth parents technically speaking, and they knew that and
• 2:09:16
  they did all this to try and get her. Rose to pull the sword
• 2:09:22
  out of the stuff. That's what she looks like when she pulls out the
• 2:09:24
  art, when she gets the armor I'm like I was screaming, I'll be
• 2:09:28
  like, oh my god, my girl. She king Arthur, She's the
• 2:09:33
  one true king. Bitch. Rose becomes king. Arthur becomes a Arthur,
• 2:09:39
  the one true King by the laws of the Sword. Then they kill the
• 2:09:46
  They killed the gorgon gran and Duncan kilt exploded the gorgon kill him. And
• 2:09:52
  then now the Arthurs are presented with the one true King, which is Rose.
• 2:10:01
  She's like run, pretender, and the other Arthur's like, oh ship,
• 2:10:09
  and like, Lord, we need to run, and the undebt Earth's
• 2:10:13
  like, no, I'm Arthur. And they go into battle and the one
• 2:10:20
  King suffers no pretender, and she kills him all right, and his last
• 2:10:30
  line is last line. He says, I am the king, and Rose
• 2:10:35
  as before she steps excalbur into him, She's like, you were the king.
• 2:10:41
  The king is dead. The king is dead as she as she stabs
• 2:10:48
  yes, as she stabs the blade into into the undead Arthur, and she's
• 2:10:52
  like, long lived the queen. And I'm like, ah, serving cut
• 2:10:56
  and let's see ah she ate she ate that she ate that I was living.
• 2:11:03
  So undid Arthur is dead. And they go down to the underworld and
• 2:11:11
  they try to save get. I think they're trying to go down in the
• 2:11:16
  other word, to get Galahad. Obviously, the Arthur is dead and what's
• 2:11:22
  left is Mary and Merlin, and Merlin's fucking piz and he's like, oh,
• 2:11:28
  okay, cool, I'm about to fuck your shit up. And basically
• 2:11:39
  Merlin takes Mary and him over to Duncan and Gran and Merlin's like, cool,
• 2:11:46
  I'm going to kill your other son. And the only way to kill
• 2:11:54
  since Duncan is technically Bowolf Beowlf dies by the hand of a dragon, so
• 2:11:58
  Merlin turns into a dragon. She's like, let me be that dragon.
• 2:12:03
  Let me fuck him up, So Merlin turns into a dragon. As there's
• 2:12:09
  the final chapter, Chapter thirty, Lancelot is with the still with Rose's mother
• 2:12:18
  and the Grail Castle as they've basically relay rest the Galahad stories, basically coming
• 2:12:35
  to an end. Now Merlin tries to kill Duncan, comes real fucking close
• 2:12:43
  but Mary, so Merlin told Mary, hey, if you outle me kill
• 2:12:50
  them, I will give your son back. And Mary's now joined the evil
• 2:12:56
  side again. She flip flopped again because she really wants to save Galahad,
• 2:13:03
  but grant her Mother's like, but you have one son right here. You
• 2:13:07
  want to lose him to gain another. You want to lose both your sons
• 2:13:11
  because Merlin's gonna bullshit you here, but she's not budging on it. And
• 2:13:18
  Mary's I can see his spirit right there. I want my boy back,
• 2:13:22
  oh my child, And Duncan almost dies, and then King Arthur aka Rose
• 2:13:35
  comes in writing her dragon. Her dragon is so friendly to her, so
• 2:13:39
  now she has a pet dragon. So with her dragon comes in and they
• 2:13:41
  start wrecking shit. They eventually kill Merlin and he's like and Duncan's like,
• 2:13:50
  Rose, your Arthur and she's like yeah, and you're my Winterevere. I
• 2:13:56
  can't let Winnefere die. And doctor it's like, oh shit, I'm Gwenevere
• 2:14:03
  of his wife. He's like, wait, are we married? And she's
• 2:14:05
  like, we'll talk about it after talk about it. After my aunt's que
• 2:14:11
  que za, I gotta save my dansel in distress, they fight Merlin.
• 2:14:20
  He dies literally the wa the actually the water god that got released killed him.
• 2:14:28
  That was great. That was great between that and the dragon combination of
• 2:14:31
  the two. So he kills him and the lancelot stories end and he goes
• 2:14:39
  back to the lake and he's like, could it end with the late born
• 2:14:45
  night busting the burst in the heart of a water god of cause a reign
• 2:14:52
  of forgetting to fall upon the parched land. So Lancelot sacrifices himself because at
• 2:15:00
  this point, the water gods sucked up the water that would make everyone forget.
• 2:15:03
  So Lancelot's like, cool, I'm going to sacrifice myself, be the
• 2:15:07
  hero that he's supposed to be and save England. So it goes up and
• 2:15:13
  takes the heart of the water god and then it rains the water that everyone
• 2:15:18
  will forget. Everyone forgets, and everything starts going back to normal. Now
• 2:15:24
  they're in the underworld. They have to walk out. Basically, they have
• 2:15:31
  to walk out of the underworld. You ever heard the story of God what's
• 2:15:35
  his name Orpheus? Yeah, he goes into the underworld, asks Hades to
• 2:15:41
  fort the spirit of his wife back and he has to walk out without looking
• 2:15:46
  back. Yeah, So they have to do that. So Duncan and Graham
• 2:15:52
  have to walk up without looking back. Where it's kind of the idea that
• 2:15:58
  they were and it's like, cool, let's keep keep looking straight we'll walk
• 2:16:01
  out here, we'll get all out, We'll get out of here alive.
• 2:16:05
  And Mary is like, I can't go back. The child's still back.
• 2:16:09
  And Rand's like, but you have a child here, still have a son
• 2:16:13
  here, And She's basically just kind of like, that's not my son,
• 2:16:18
  it's yours. She's because Grand's the one that raised him, not Mary,
• 2:16:24
  so she has really no connection to him. So Mary last ch effort asked
• 2:16:31
  her mother, look back at I can't go back, mistake. Grand looks
• 2:16:37
  back at her daughter, she's here's the underworld. Wait to say that again,
• 2:16:45
  because you're say that again because you're might cut out. Rand looked back
• 2:16:50
  at her daughter. Mm hmm. She gets drigged back to Hell, to
• 2:16:56
  the underworld because of the story, yes, because she didn't. She did
• 2:17:03
  not want to leave, so she asked her mother to look back at her.
• 2:17:07
  She said, I can't leave Gala had there. I have to be
• 2:17:11
  there for her. I had to save him. So she gets dragged back
• 2:17:13
  to Hell and they all get out, Duncan and Galahad. The last thing
• 2:17:18
  she says to her mother's look after Duncan, which I mean she's been doing
• 2:17:24
  that his whole life. That's nothing new. So they all she has a
• 2:17:30
  flask of water. That's when they drink it, they'll forget everything. So
• 2:17:33
  all take it. They'll take a drink of the water, and everything goes
• 2:17:37
  back to normal as far as they're concerned. England was under a national emergency
• 2:17:45
  and I had to all go bunker uncle, bunker down. So that's the
• 2:17:50
  story that's going around, is that England was under a national emergency and they
• 2:17:54
  had to get to a safe plant. So everything starts going back to normal
• 2:17:58
  everyday life. That then gran sees a picture, a picture of her,
• 2:18:05
  Rose and Duncan, and she looks, she looks in the back of the
• 2:18:09
  picture at the MinC. She looks on the back of the picture and says,
• 2:18:13
  vomit now. So Graham goes into the bathroom and throws out the water
• 2:18:20
  that she drink and she remembers everything, and she then calls up Duncan and
• 2:18:30
  she realizes she kind of stops herself because she doesn't want to tell them about
• 2:18:35
  everything, and she kind of stops herself. She's like, shit, this
• 2:18:39
  happens again. I'm will had to drag them all back into this mess.
• 2:18:46
  And she start and she decides not to tell them anything because she hopes that
• 2:18:50
  what that we that the Arthurs won't come back ever again, even though they
• 2:18:54
  probably will. And that is where the story ends, is with grand hoping
• 2:19:01
  and praying that this doesn't happen again, otherwise she'll have to bring basically her
• 2:19:09
  son his wife back into this mess. Oh, so they got married.
• 2:19:16
  I'm assuming they got married. I'm assuming because it kind of because they're they
• 2:19:20
  left together and ship, so I'm assuming they got married at some point.
• 2:19:26
  But yeah, but they don't have any memories. No, they don't have
• 2:19:30
  mhm have other world. They don't have any memories of that whatsoever. As
• 2:19:35
  far as Duncan's concerned, now he thinks his mother died like originally because in
• 2:19:39
  the beginning he thought his mother was dead. So as of right now,
• 2:19:43
  he still thinks his mother is dead. He doesn't know that his mother is
• 2:19:48
  technically in the underworld trying to save his a brother. I love this story.
• 2:19:54
  It's so good. It's so good. Shit is lesson? Yeah,
• 2:20:03
  that's all five volumes of the story, thirty issues. Amazon has them,
• 2:20:11
  Kendall, y'all want to read them. It's great. I eventually want to
• 2:20:15
  get the physical because they have a collector's edition where they have the first half
• 2:20:18
  of the collection, first fifteen issues, and then I'm waiting for the second
• 2:20:22
  one to release. So we had the other fifteen issues because I want to
• 2:20:26
  get them together, so I want nice, the nice hardback of them.
• 2:20:31
  What it for good? Waiting for me? Five at five? This Ship's
• 2:20:37
  this ship's good, Ship's good. I've read through this well. I read
• 2:20:45
  it through the first three volumes twice now and then I never got to the
• 2:20:48
  last four and they released volume five just recently. So now, yeah,
• 2:20:54
  it was a great It was a great finish to this series. You want
• 2:20:58
  to check out once in future, go check it out for the time to
• 2:21:03
  read. And the artwork is just fabulous. So yeah, that'sday's episode.
• 2:21:13
  Y'all finished out once in future? As next time as I will talk about
• 2:21:18
  something else. Yeah, I think I think next you wanted to do American
• 2:21:26
  Gods? Right? Yeah? I did do what I do want to do
• 2:21:30
  American Gods. Okay, did you want to watch the show first? Or
• 2:21:37
  I could probably watch the show? I mean I have access to it.
• 2:21:41
  Do you have access to it? I should It's on Max No, right,
• 2:21:50
  all the paramount American God mm hmmm, American American Gods, American America.
• 2:22:05
  Fuck y oh what's on Stars? Oh? Fuck that? Yeah.
• 2:22:11
  I don't think it's anywhere as far as streaming goes, because I don't know
• 2:22:16
  if Stars had its own streaming service, it might actually never mind, I
• 2:22:22
  think it does. Yeah, currently it's not streaming anywhere, but I do
• 2:22:30
  have it on Johnny has it through his voodoo. And then I think I
• 2:22:37
  have a physical copy of season one. Yeah, he's in one, Season
• 2:22:41
  one two. Maybe I don't have the last season though, Okay, but
• 2:22:48
  yes, we will do American gods now, right, will do America God.
• 2:22:52
  I want to start taking notes on that. Now that's a big book.
• 2:23:00
  Well it get started. Yeah, so I think all f does and
• 2:23:05
  says upsode catches next time as we talk about American gods. Until then,
• 2:23:09
  peace, Peace,