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- 0:01Speaker 1: The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
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- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big show, really big Jason Heights, make
- 0:14Speaker 2: the note and key, Oh, get a your mad Barstard's
- 0:19Speaker 2: great have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It
- 0:23Speaker 2: is the twenty fifth of February twenty twenty six, and you,
- 0:26Speaker 2: my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
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- 0:40Speaker 3: eats that will.
- 0:40Speaker 4: Change the game. Beautiful.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Speaking of which, gooda Murgi Stallion House life go.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Pretty grassy, your mad dog. You're sixth of the They
- 0:56Speaker 5: finally got a bit of a summer around here, don't we.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Yeah. It's beautiful as a little bit.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Of sunshine, no cloud, no rain, day after day after
- 1:03Speaker 5: day of it. Finally, Yes, all right. We're a couple
- 1:06Speaker 5: of days away from the start of autumn as well. Keezy, alright,
- 1:08Speaker 5: so you try and enjoy yourself, right brother, And when
- 1:10Speaker 5: you drinking your lip around because summer's over, still got
- 1:12Speaker 5: autumn to look forward to.
- 1:13Speaker 2: You Kezy, chin up mate, do it man, come on keys.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Keezy Caezy Caezy Okay, feelers.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Hey Keezy. Oh hi. I said in the podcast outtro
- 1:27Speaker 2: that you've got a sort of Fonsie look going on today,
- 1:30Speaker 2: and then you said, do you remember when? But I
- 1:34Speaker 2: want to change it. You look like you you own
- 1:37Speaker 2: your own Italian restaurant.
- 1:39Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's not going very well.
- 1:41Speaker 2: It's struggling. Well, what's wrong with it?
- 1:43Speaker 5: No, No, it's good because people are not coming through
- 1:45Speaker 5: the doors.
- 1:46Speaker 2: It's just very it's very white. I'm worried about sort
- 1:51Speaker 2: of souce splatter. And now I've just heard before we
- 1:55Speaker 2: went to air that you've just had twenty dumplings, twenty big,
- 2:00Speaker 2: so you know, I'm amazed that it's not covered and
- 2:03Speaker 2: sort of do you want to know the Chacy dump?
- 2:06Speaker 3: Yes, I took my shirt off and ate the doublegs.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Nice, you're a bag. Yes, there's a single under their a.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Yeah looks good, thanks guy.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Well you look a good too, Jayce. You've got your
- 2:17Speaker 3: seagull shirt on.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Yeah. Thanks man. We've got this very strange situation. Well,
- 2:21Speaker 2: it's not that strange. We didn't bring our ironing board
- 2:24Speaker 2: with us to our new apartment. Why so everything is
- 2:27Speaker 2: raggedy air. Well, it's just one of those things. And
- 2:30Speaker 2: it was a pretty ratchet ironing board as it was,
- 2:33Speaker 2: and it was like, do we need this? We'll just
- 2:36Speaker 2: leave it behind you. We can't be ys And so
- 2:38Speaker 2: all my shirts are a little bit sort of lined
- 2:41Speaker 2: and crinkled at the moment, which I'm not happy about.
- 2:43Speaker 5: Do you have a dryer?
- 2:44Speaker 2: Yes, we've got a dryer.
- 2:47Speaker 3: In there. Isn't there a thing you can do?
- 2:50Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 2:50Speaker 2: I shove them in the dryer, but they tumble around
- 2:52Speaker 2: and get all sort of creased up. Keysing, Hey, Mogi,
- 2:58Speaker 2: what's coming up on the show? Mate? What's happening on
- 3:04Speaker 2: the Big Show with old mogis?
- 3:07Speaker 5: Well, not only have we got one and a half
- 3:08Speaker 5: Mowgi's and Keysy falling flat on his face over the weekend,
- 3:12Speaker 5: it's going to be a good piece of chat there.
- 3:15Speaker 5: But Jizz, you had a dream about one of the
- 3:17Speaker 5: members of the Big Show. We've also got Liam Dan,
- 3:19Speaker 5: the New Zealand Hero Business Editor at Large, coming into
- 3:22Speaker 5: have a discussion about your business idea, Jason. Yes, great
- 3:24Speaker 5: hell of a business idea it is. If you haven't heard,
- 3:26Speaker 5: it's cheese, toasties and stick mags. But coming up next
- 3:32Speaker 5: we'll be asking everybody. It's a big pole. I guess
- 3:34Speaker 5: how often do you wash your clothes?
- 3:36Speaker 7: Right?
- 3:36Speaker 5: Okay, I'm a bit stuck by this one. Keys and
- 3:38Speaker 5: I got into a bit of a chat about it
- 3:39Speaker 5: last night. Yeah, so I'd like to get to the
- 3:42Speaker 5: bottom of it.
- 3:42Speaker 3: It's a pretty heated and robust discussion.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Was well, that's a good thing. There's nothing wrong with that.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Don't shy away from a robust discussion. Feels hey, he's
- 3:52Speaker 2: of smashing pumpkins.
- 3:54Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Bit tramped there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
- 4:02Speaker 2: This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirteen.
- 4:06Speaker 5: Fellows, we're going to do a little bit of a
- 4:08Speaker 5: chat here about clothes washing. I don't know if this
- 4:11Speaker 5: is a big pole.
- 4:12Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Ye, I don't know either.
- 4:13Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll get to it later on. We'll decide about
- 4:17Speaker 5: But Keysy and I got to chat and yesterday about
- 4:19Speaker 5: how often you wash your clothes? And I was looking
- 4:22Speaker 5: at my T shirt and I was thinking, you know what,
- 4:25Speaker 5: I might just hang this up at the end of
- 4:26Speaker 5: the day. Keyser said, you're mad, mate, You said I
- 4:29Speaker 5: don't think it's that dirty, I said. How do you
- 4:30Speaker 5: judge whether something's going to go on the wash or not?
- 4:32Speaker 5: What do you say, keysy?
- 4:33Speaker 3: I said, I sniff it, he said, stench.
- 4:36Speaker 5: Key does it by smell? I do it by filth.
- 4:40Speaker 5: If it's clearly dirty and it's got marks on, it
- 4:42Speaker 5: goes in the wash.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Yes, see if mine's filthy, but I sniffer and it
- 4:46Speaker 3: smells all good, straight back in the old.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Drawer there, right, So your T shirts they go in
- 4:52Speaker 5: a drawer and you don't hang them up.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I could hang them up. We don't
- 4:55Speaker 3: have enough space shirts and things.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Tell me about it. I lick mine. Look your what
- 5:01Speaker 2: T shirt? Under the arm pit?
- 5:03Speaker 5: And let's how you know?
- 5:04Speaker 2: And if it's salty, she goes in the wash.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Right, Why can't you smell it? Like, what's the point
- 5:08Speaker 3: in having that nosey?
- 5:09Speaker 5: If he'd lose half of the T shirt up as
- 5:13Speaker 5: back of his sinuses?
- 5:14Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to bagger everything. Well, this is something because
- 5:19Speaker 2: you got I mean, it depends what item of clothing
- 5:22Speaker 2: we're talking about here, because you guys changed me re jeans,
- 5:26Speaker 2: you remember, Yes, I washed my jeans every two days
- 5:29Speaker 2: and You're like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't
- 5:32Speaker 2: do that, hoody Jay. You wear them for at least
- 5:35Speaker 2: a week, And I was like, do you really?
- 5:38Speaker 5: But you're using your You're wearing yours on consecutive days,
- 5:41Speaker 5: which makes you feel like you need to wash them.
- 5:43Speaker 5: But now I'm running more pants, and there's jeans, more pants.
- 5:47Speaker 5: I might wear them four times over the course of
- 5:49Speaker 5: two weeks, but not wash them, whereas if I was
- 5:52Speaker 5: wearing my jeans, I'd be wearing them a few days
- 5:53Speaker 5: in a row and then I wash them, right okay.
- 5:55Speaker 5: But I've also noticed with my kids washing, if she
- 5:58Speaker 5: wears it, then it goes in the wash regardless. I
- 6:00Speaker 5: actually find that I do that a lot. If I
- 6:01Speaker 5: wear it just goes in the straightaway, regardless of whether
- 6:04Speaker 5: it's diruty or not.
- 6:05Speaker 2: The bane of my life, and I've talked about this before.
- 6:08Speaker 2: We're doing two or three washes a day and there
- 6:13Speaker 2: and there's three of us and my wife and I
- 6:16Speaker 2: are like, what what is going on? But like whenever
- 6:20Speaker 2: I wear a shirt or anything, it's in the.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Wash day, even that shirt there, button up shirt.
- 6:26Speaker 2: Even this shit here, like my andies. Obviously I let those,
- 6:30Speaker 2: you know, smell those. But generally speaking, I'm talking a
- 6:33Speaker 2: day and that's it right in the wash andies.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Once you step out of you at your undies, they
- 6:38Speaker 3: don't go back on again.
- 6:39Speaker 5: No, it's my vibe. And yeah, well if I might
- 6:47Speaker 5: wear them the next day to go to the gym, so.
- 6:51Speaker 3: You've taken off your your your andies from the day,
- 6:54Speaker 3: from the day back home, and then the next day
- 6:57Speaker 3: in the morning, I wake up and rather than wear
- 6:59Speaker 3: in fresh under peas to the gym, which are then
- 7:01Speaker 3: going to be sweaty and soiled and I have to
- 7:03Speaker 3: get rid of, I'll take my old andies, wear them
- 7:05Speaker 3: for an hour at the gym, and then change into
- 7:07Speaker 3: new ones for the day.
- 7:08Speaker 5: It's yaky, is it yacky? No?
- 7:10Speaker 7: No?
- 7:10Speaker 2: What I do is I when I go to bed,
- 7:13Speaker 2: I take my jeans off, I keep my undies on,
- 7:17Speaker 2: and I wake up the next morning in me undies
- 7:20Speaker 2: and then I wear them until I have a shower
- 7:22Speaker 2: that day.
- 7:23Speaker 3: So you're wearing the same pair of hondies for twenty
- 7:25Speaker 3: four hours. It's not necessarily twenty three hours and fifty minutes.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Not necessarily, And might put them fresh undies on at
- 7:32Speaker 2: two in the afternoon.
- 7:33Speaker 5: Keys Okay, it's so weird, but how many changes of
- 7:35Speaker 5: clothes are you doing on the day because you you
- 7:37Speaker 5: sort of get around your house in one get up
- 7:38Speaker 5: and then before you come and hear you wear something else.
- 7:40Speaker 2: Well, this is the other interesting thing. My trakies I
- 7:44Speaker 2: very raally wash. I just wear the trackies in the
- 7:48Speaker 2: morning with my filthy ndies.
- 7:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Yeah. So so my house set up is I have
- 7:53Speaker 3: a house shirt and house pants. I don't know what's
- 7:57Speaker 3: funny about that.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it's not.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Like a sure set of clothing with a picture of
- 8:01Speaker 3: my house. It's just like just some old T shirts
- 8:04Speaker 3: and some old shorts. I will wear those for two
- 8:06Speaker 3: days and if they recor get stained on and then
- 8:10Speaker 3: whatever are we to work? I usually put on come
- 8:12Speaker 3: to work, when I get home, take it off again. Yeah,
- 8:13Speaker 3: back in the cupboard. Yeah yeah, so interesting.
- 8:16Speaker 5: Well, I'm interested to know how people do it out there,
- 8:18Speaker 5: because I know there's a lot of people that just
- 8:19Speaker 5: wander around wearing these. You can see people around here
- 8:22Speaker 5: wearing the same thing every single day. Yeah, Pugs does that? Yeah,
- 8:24Speaker 5: packs jugging.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Bats us three for a three. Let us know. And
- 8:29Speaker 3: in the meantime, Jace, what are we going to here, man.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I reckon. I'm feeling like a better rage.
- 8:36Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Tune in week days and four on radio.
- 8:41Speaker 5: Hold ikey us hey fellas. I just want to do
- 8:45Speaker 5: a quick shout out for my mate Joel's Coburn. He
- 8:48Speaker 5: works in the film industry as a gaffer, and he
- 8:51Speaker 5: was out and about in Queenstown. He came off as
- 8:53Speaker 5: e bike No no, he was trying to video himself
- 8:57Speaker 5: on his beautiful little ride on his e bike going
- 8:59Speaker 5: in between the vineyards there and he came off. He
- 9:03Speaker 5: broke his collar bone and there's lots of little bits
- 9:06Speaker 5: of bone floating around and there is going to have
- 9:08Speaker 5: to have an operation.
- 9:09Speaker 3: So I can't do anything about that.
- 9:11Speaker 5: That's the thing.
- 9:12Speaker 8: Man.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Thoughts and prayers with you. Gels Man, you've had a shocker,
- 9:15Speaker 5: Yeah the road Giles, Yeah, man, And he was because
- 9:18Speaker 5: he had his phone out, Yeah, idiot.
- 9:21Speaker 3: I sorry, is this a shutout?
- 9:23Speaker 2: Can I just say the other week and I didn't
- 9:26Speaker 2: mention this because I you know, I don't like to
- 9:28Speaker 2: bang on about stuff that I do. I saved a
- 9:32Speaker 2: man's life outside sky City the other day, Charles not Joel's.
- 9:37Speaker 2: We were standing at the lights and the buzzer went
- 9:44Speaker 2: but for the other side of the street, and there
- 9:46Speaker 2: was an old fellow there looking at his phone, and
- 9:49Speaker 2: he started to walk across the street and cow was
- 9:52Speaker 2: taking off at pace right and I grabbed him by
- 9:56Speaker 2: the chit and literally pulled him back, and he was like,
- 9:59Speaker 2: geez jeez.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Memory is a funny thing because I think it was
- 10:02Speaker 5: Jase that walked down into traffic and somebody else grabbed
- 10:05Speaker 5: his shirt, probably you Kezy, and saved his life.
- 10:07Speaker 3: It was me and I grab it was his lemon shit,
- 10:10Speaker 3: and I grabbed it and pulled it back and all
- 10:12Speaker 3: the buttons ripped off, and he just kept going and
- 10:15Speaker 3: it was just shirtless with.
- 10:16Speaker 2: My busies flapping it out, flapping.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Everywhereked all the way home, worked.
- 10:21Speaker 2: All the way home with my fuzzies flapping everywhere.
- 10:24Speaker 5: Hey, fellows, I just want to try and get back
- 10:26Speaker 5: if we can just get back to this chat about
- 10:28Speaker 5: how f and you wash your clothes. I've had a
- 10:29Speaker 5: whole bunch of texts coming. I personally, I think I
- 10:32Speaker 5: washed my clothes every single day except for my gym andies.
- 10:36Speaker 5: So I wear my andies all day long. And then
- 10:38Speaker 5: I take them off, and then I hop into bed
- 10:40Speaker 5: with my dirty little downstairs and I get in my
- 10:42Speaker 5: sheets there, and then the next day I wake up
- 10:44Speaker 5: and I put my dirty andies on, and then I
- 10:46Speaker 5: go to the gym.
- 10:47Speaker 3: How do you feel about that, CAZy, Well, it's obviously disgusting.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Obviously, Well, somebody's texted in three for three hundred percent
- 10:53Speaker 5: agree Ari were in use today's andy's for the gym
- 10:55Speaker 5: the next day? That's from being he says, it's backbone shit?
- 10:59Speaker 5: Does he?
- 10:59Speaker 2: Oh?
- 10:59Speaker 3: Wow, he's disgusting as well. I mean, and obviously it
- 11:03Speaker 3: goes without saying that a lot of people have far
- 11:05Speaker 3: dirtier jobs than we do.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Sure, sure do you think easy when Mogi? When Mogi
- 11:10Speaker 2: goes to the gym, everyone goes, Oh, here's old stinky Assmogi.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Stink ass, stink Assmogi.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Probably how many pairs of money do you have?
- 11:18Speaker 5: Thirty?
- 11:19Speaker 2: Wow? A lot.
- 11:20Speaker 5: We've got a lot of piers of honeyes. Although I'm
- 11:22Speaker 5: finee now I've reached a critical point with them because
- 11:25Speaker 5: I'm getting a lot of holes in the ass, Yes,
- 11:27Speaker 5: a lot of holes on the ass, and I keep
- 11:29Speaker 5: forgetting to take photos of them and seend them to
- 11:31Speaker 5: the group.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Now that's all good man, you're all good.
- 11:33Speaker 5: I work with dogs. So everything gets washed after being
- 11:36Speaker 5: warm once, doesn't matter what it is. Everything gets warm once,
- 11:39Speaker 5: then washed, including bras.
- 11:44Speaker 2: We're not. Here's a curious thing. When I used to
- 11:47Speaker 2: when I was in the Australian outback breaking up the
- 11:49Speaker 2: poos with a stack.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Oh what's that called again?
- 11:53Speaker 3: There was a log breaker two.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Las ye log breaker. I never washed my clothes right.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Right, Well that makes sense because I've had another texts
- 12:05Speaker 5: on three for eight three from a farmer who says
- 12:07Speaker 5: I can't stay clean either, like you jas when you're
- 12:09Speaker 5: siting turns and you know, no point in clean clothes
- 12:12Speaker 5: at all work. Jean's only going to get dirty again
- 12:15Speaker 5: the next day. So run them out until they have
- 12:17Speaker 5: too many holes in the crotch, too easy, hate washing,
- 12:20Speaker 5: waste of time, water, et cetera. Stay dirty, who cares?
- 12:23Speaker 5: Yeah that's what you sound like, Jason, Yeah, yeah, backbone.
- 12:28Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Four on Radio hok and exists there on the Radio
- 12:35Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
- 12:38Speaker 2: to fifty one let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
- 12:44Speaker 2: with Mike Minogue.
- 12:49Speaker 5: Yeah, man, woo, I don't watch anything last night. Feelers
- 12:53Speaker 5: did a little bit of work. I was intending to
- 12:55Speaker 5: watch Small Town Scandal better than watch it, and I'm
- 12:58Speaker 5: saving my final review until the whole thing's finished.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Fields Okay, I started watching The Three Body Problem again. No, no,
- 13:07Speaker 2: what is it?
- 13:08Speaker 3: Three buzzy problem?
- 13:10Speaker 2: Three buzzy problem? Yes, well no, three buzzies wouldn't be
- 13:12Speaker 2: a problem. Why would there be a problem.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't write the show.
- 13:16Speaker 2: The three people Problem, that's it? What is it?
- 13:20Speaker 5: Three body problem?
- 13:21Speaker 2: Three body problem? I thought it was that sort of
- 13:24Speaker 2: scientifically Wi fi not Wi Fi, sort of sci fi
- 13:29Speaker 2: kind of.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Booth at Google dot Com.
- 13:36Speaker 2: To be honest, I wasn't really paying attention. And then
- 13:39Speaker 2: I turned it off and put some tunes on.
- 13:40Speaker 3: You're nice, man, How many buzzies out of five?
- 13:42Speaker 2: The tunes or the show?
- 13:44Speaker 3: Just the show.
- 13:47Speaker 2: Three buzzies? Yea, yeah, it's actually a good show. I've
- 13:50Speaker 2: watched it before. I just went back to it because
- 13:52Speaker 2: I couldn't be asked finding something else.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Saturday Night, Right says going back a bit, my wife
- 13:58Speaker 3: and I were doing a jigsaw puzzle and I was
- 14:01Speaker 3: drinking some wine left over one from your dinner party, Jason,
- 14:04Speaker 3: because I was rushed out.
- 14:05Speaker 5: The door before either. Did you take that home? Yeah?
- 14:08Speaker 3: Well am I going to leave it at Jason turn up.
- 14:10Speaker 5: For the books.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Drink?
- 14:13Speaker 3: He doesn't drink, so I was like, yes, I will
- 14:15Speaker 3: be taking that home.
- 14:16Speaker 5: Yeah good, that's well.
- 14:17Speaker 2: I actually handed it to you, but you were too
- 14:19Speaker 2: steamed to remember.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Okay, this is not the time. But my wife and
- 14:24Speaker 3: they were like, let's watch a movie. And then we
- 14:26Speaker 3: sort of did a bit of scrolling and my wife
- 14:27Speaker 3: we stopped on Little Miss Sunshine. Great film. I've never
- 14:31Speaker 3: seen it.
- 14:32Speaker 5: I've never seen it either, brilliant, my wife was.
- 14:34Speaker 3: I remember that being really good back in the day
- 14:36Speaker 3: with Steve Kroll.
- 14:38Speaker 2: What's not there's a great knee greeg cannee. Yes.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Alan Markhan won the Academy Wolf for Bear Supporting Actor,
- 14:44Speaker 5: beating our Eddie Murphy and Dream Girls.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Who did Allen the Elder who's on Heroin? Yes, so funny,
- 14:53Speaker 3: great character. That movie rules, It's brilliant. It's a really
- 14:56Speaker 3: really good movie. And it's like twenty years old now,
- 14:58Speaker 3: and I didn't know anything about it, and so I
- 15:00Speaker 3: remember watching the trailer two decades ago. My wife said, yeah,
- 15:04Speaker 3: I like that movie. I'm pretty sure. When she watched
- 15:06Speaker 3: it a long time ago, I said, sweet, just put
- 15:07Speaker 3: it on. I don't want to know the trailer, don't
- 15:09Speaker 3: want know anything. Just watched it. Really really really good movie.
- 15:13Speaker 2: All my girls love that movie. Tony, she's always pretty good.
- 15:18Speaker 3: Too, and the kids are great, and the little girl's great, and.
- 15:23Speaker 2: The entire cast is very good.
- 15:24Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I gave it like four point two
- 15:27Speaker 3: busies out a five. Absolutely wasn't ready to love it.
- 15:30Speaker 3: And then I watched it and was like, that was excellent,
- 15:33Speaker 3: really funny film.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Yes, very good, really good.
- 15:38Speaker 1: The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 15:41Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
- 15:46Speaker 2: hump day, tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show,
- 15:49Speaker 2: brought to you by Rebig.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Gear, serving good times and good food Dinah or take
- 15:56Speaker 3: away Reburger today.
- 16:00Speaker 2: To say this, I'm breaking up with you serious in
- 16:08Speaker 2: a way. It's really big. It's just so I can't
- 16:13Speaker 2: it's so crave worthy. I can't stop craving it. And
- 16:17Speaker 2: and it's hand crafted.
- 16:20Speaker 7: In the hall.
- 16:25Speaker 2: Yeah well yeah, as over the brig is yeah, well
- 16:28Speaker 2: have you tried the fries is pretty good? Yeah, yeah,
- 16:32Speaker 2: that'll be quite.
- 16:33Speaker 5: Yeah that quite.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Yeah, they are very but getting dumped over it.
- 16:40Speaker 5: You know, it's an addiction, Keysy. It's like you and
- 16:44Speaker 5: your dumplings.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Even I'm not about to break up with my wife
- 16:47Speaker 3: over dumplings.
- 16:47Speaker 5: When's the last time your dumplings today? When's last time
- 16:50Speaker 5: you saw your wife this morning? Yeah?
- 16:54Speaker 4: Not good?
- 16:54Speaker 2: And can I say, just from our dinner the other night,
- 16:57Speaker 2: the vibe you might not be wanting to dump dump
- 17:00Speaker 2: her keasy.
- 17:02Speaker 3: I think Kesey's missus is key to Dumpham has been
- 17:05Speaker 3: a yarn on our show for almost five years now.
- 17:08Speaker 2: I would never suggest that your wife was in a
- 17:11Speaker 2: dump you.
- 17:12Speaker 5: More especially don't think she was going to dump him.
- 17:15Speaker 5: Given the new bogi.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Kesey's expecting a child is now a new joke that's
- 17:21Speaker 3: read its head of the last six months. And to
- 17:23Speaker 3: be honest, I could take a leave both of those
- 17:25Speaker 3: those jokes. I don't know.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hey now listen, coming up very soon, We've
- 17:30Speaker 2: got Liam Dan from the New Zealand here to come
- 17:32Speaker 2: and talk to me about my new business idea. Yes,
- 17:35Speaker 2: I think Keasey has a fall and your chance to
- 17:37Speaker 2: win a fifty dollars Reeberger voucher. But let's start off
- 17:40Speaker 2: with a bit of Queens of the Stone Age.
- 17:43Speaker 1: The Hlucky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Tune in four on Radio Lucky.
- 17:50Speaker 2: He's indeed tooll there on the radio. Ho Lucky, excuse
- 17:54Speaker 2: me our big show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five fourteen.
- 17:58Speaker 3: You're good? Yeah, man, okay, cool, your mouth not full
- 18:02Speaker 3: of chips and your throat on me and okay, sweet
- 18:04Speaker 3: just checkick how you feel is had a bit of
- 18:06Speaker 3: an embarrassing situation having to me over the weekend. It
- 18:10Speaker 3: was Saturday afternoon. My wife and I were going through
- 18:13Speaker 3: an open home and we looked around the property and
- 18:17Speaker 3: I have we looked around the property and you know
- 18:19Speaker 3: how you say, you go to an open home and
- 18:20Speaker 3: you sort of you take your shoes off, you go
- 18:22Speaker 3: inside details right, you know.
- 18:25Speaker 5: You're bending over taking off your shoes and someone's looked
- 18:27Speaker 5: down your top and saw your NEPs.
- 18:30Speaker 3: No, that wasn't it. And if that did happen then
- 18:33Speaker 3: good for there, that's fine, you know, there's nothing wrong
- 18:35Speaker 3: with that.
- 18:35Speaker 5: Bully for them, yeah exactly.
- 18:38Speaker 3: And so went inside signed and had to look around
- 18:41Speaker 3: the property and came out and when you into the house,
- 18:44Speaker 3: there's all these piece of shoes, very busy, open home.
- 18:46Speaker 3: And when you into the house is like a balcony
- 18:49Speaker 3: that's probably three steps up. Yeah, sure, very low balcony.
- 18:53Speaker 3: And I was putting my my shoes on, my floaters, yeah,
- 18:56Speaker 3: my big new balances there. I was putting them on,
- 18:58Speaker 3: and a family came out of the front door and
- 19:01Speaker 3: they all sort of spread out started putting their shoes on,
- 19:03Speaker 3: and basically once mine were on, I couldn't make my
- 19:05Speaker 3: way to the stairs because they were all on the way.
- 19:09Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, I'll just jump down off
- 19:11Speaker 3: the deck straight onto the grass there. It's only like
- 19:14Speaker 3: forty fifty centimeters. Yeah, And so I jumped off the
- 19:18Speaker 3: deck and landed in some sort of hole with my
- 19:22Speaker 3: big float of shoes.
- 19:23Speaker 5: Much big hole.
- 19:24Speaker 3: It was a big hole because they had massive floaterdah. Yeah,
- 19:29Speaker 3: it was a big hole. But it was like in
- 19:31Speaker 3: the ground and because of the lawnmower when it goes
- 19:33Speaker 3: across it, you know, it was all just and I
- 19:35Speaker 3: couldn't see it.
- 19:36Speaker 5: It's like a trap door or something like that.
- 19:38Speaker 3: It's like a trap door. Yeah, jeezy, got your good
- 19:41Speaker 3: there are anyway. So I landed in there with one
- 19:44Speaker 3: of my one of my feet landed in that. I
- 19:46Speaker 3: rolled my ankle really quite bad and then fell over.
- 19:51Speaker 3: And this is out the front.
- 19:52Speaker 5: What did you land on though your side? Your face?
- 19:55Speaker 5: I'm not going to say, did you did you land
- 19:58Speaker 5: on your your booty?
- 20:00Speaker 3: I landed on all fours.
- 20:01Speaker 2: I was going to say, did you land on all fours?
- 20:05Speaker 5: Did your missus ask if you're okay? No, she laughed,
- 20:08Speaker 5: and what did you look over your shoulder and say
- 20:10Speaker 5: that's not on?
- 20:11Speaker 3: I looked over her my shoulder and I said, I'm
- 20:13Speaker 3: actually I actually really hurt myself and the little because
- 20:16Speaker 3: there were two little kids with the couple that were
- 20:19Speaker 3: coming in.
- 20:19Speaker 5: And they were laughing too.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Well, no, they were all really worried, and my wife
- 20:23Speaker 3: was laughing because it was like a funny situation. Don't worry,
- 20:26Speaker 3: he'll get up. And that's when I looked over my
- 20:27Speaker 3: shoulder and said, I've actually really hurt myself.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Well, that's so interesting, and.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Hang on and so I sent I had to send here,
- 20:35Speaker 3: she had to go get the car and bring it
- 20:37Speaker 3: into the driveway of the open home because we were
- 20:39Speaker 3: parked up the street right, because I couldn't walk down
- 20:41Speaker 3: to the car. Wow, And so I just had to
- 20:43Speaker 3: sit on the stairs at the front of the open home.
- 20:44Speaker 3: Well there's a cure, probably ten people there just standing
- 20:47Speaker 3: there watching while I was just fell over and then
- 20:50Speaker 3: had to sit there while my wife when I got.
- 20:51Speaker 5: The cart right, jack out of yourself. I wouldn't say
- 20:53Speaker 5: you go that fast. So because you came in on
- 20:55Speaker 5: Monday there, that was on what was it Sunday? Set
- 20:59Speaker 5: Sunday there, and you can't and here you've goot as gold,
- 21:01Speaker 5: and yet your wife had had to send your wife
- 21:04Speaker 5: go and pick up a car like an ambulance. So
- 21:06Speaker 5: that because you couldn't walk, and you've come in here
- 21:08Speaker 5: on Monday, brand new, brand new, brand spanking you, my
- 21:13Speaker 5: ankle was strapped up.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Well this is really interesting because because.
- 21:18Speaker 3: I googled how to strap an ankle, I got a.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Call from your wife last night and she was chuckling
- 21:24Speaker 2: away there on the phone, and she told me a
- 21:27Speaker 2: quite different story, right, And what actually happened was you
- 21:33Speaker 2: did fall as stated, and you were on all fours
- 21:38Speaker 2: and then one of the little kids from the family went,
- 21:40Speaker 2: oh old keezy steamed again.
- 21:45Speaker 3: Yeah that's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then one
- 21:48Speaker 3: of the other little kids like hopped on my back
- 21:50Speaker 3: like I was a horse.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yeah that's terrible. That's terrible.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Keezys for the sympathy feelers.
- 21:59Speaker 2: Are you going to be okay for Gulf tomorrow?
- 22:01Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know, because my ankle
- 22:03Speaker 3: is pretty sore, it's pretty swollen, and even though we
- 22:06Speaker 3: youtubed how to strap an ankle and did that, it's
- 22:10Speaker 3: still still a bit sensitive.
- 22:11Speaker 5: So did you have to sit in the back of
- 22:13Speaker 5: the car? What was the guts there?
- 22:15Speaker 6: Ah?
- 22:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I sat in the back and sort of put
- 22:19Speaker 3: the front seat down so I could had my leg up.
- 22:21Speaker 2: It's good because yeah, yeah, you don't want it to
- 22:24Speaker 2: get too swollen, and just put it up there and
- 22:28Speaker 2: make sure that the blood goes down there. And rice
- 22:32Speaker 2: and a bit of rice, yes.
- 22:34Speaker 5: A bit of rice. Well you raise it and then
- 22:37Speaker 5: compression elevation right, bicycles frozen when he had.
- 22:43Speaker 3: No idea what you were picturing rice, and you just said, yeah,
- 22:47Speaker 3: this is a don't change the subject.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Did you put frozen peas on it when you Yeah.
- 22:51Speaker 3: Good man, and had a couple of neurofin as well.
- 22:55Speaker 2: That's awesome.
- 22:56Speaker 1: This is Ache the whole Key Big Show weekdays from
- 23:01Speaker 1: four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Hees indeed radio head there on the Radio Hot Archy
- 23:06Speaker 2: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got a very special
- 23:10Speaker 2: guest in the studio with us this afternoon, Liam Dan,
- 23:14Speaker 2: business editor at Large with The New Zealand. Here'll good mate,
- 23:17Speaker 2: how are you going?
- 23:18Speaker 9: Yeah, Cuota, thanks for having me in.
- 23:20Speaker 2: It's an absolutely pleasure mate. It's been a while. We
- 23:22Speaker 2: used to do stuff with you back in the Boujar days.
- 23:24Speaker 9: Yeah, a long time ago. Now I'm still tucking away
- 23:26Speaker 9: just doing that.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah, doing your job well, listen mate, we got you
- 23:29Speaker 2: down here for your your business expertise. Basically, I've just
- 23:34Speaker 2: recently moved into the CBD and I've been looking for
- 23:37Speaker 2: business opportunities and myself and the fellows have stumbled upon
- 23:41Speaker 2: one which we think would work very well and I
- 23:43Speaker 2: wanted to get your sort of thoughts on it.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Yeah, and Liam, we just want to reiterate too, we
- 23:47Speaker 3: wouldn't have dragged you down here to come on the
- 23:49Speaker 3: show unless we didn't think that the idea had legs.
- 23:51Speaker 5: Basically, that's right, that's right. So currently what Jason is doing,
- 23:55Speaker 5: CB did that sounds for the central business.
- 23:57Speaker 9: Not the less active stuffective stuff.
- 24:01Speaker 5: That's right. But Jason now spends every single day just
- 24:03Speaker 5: wandering around you know, central Auckland. I'm just looking at things.
- 24:08Speaker 5: And one of the things he discovered was a small
- 24:10Speaker 5: office there going for two hundred and thirty dollars per week,
- 24:13Speaker 5: and he thought to himself, now, what can I do
- 24:14Speaker 5: with this space? He brought the idea into us and
- 24:18Speaker 5: I would say that light instruct Yeah.
- 24:21Speaker 3: We work shopped because whereas it Jase, it's in like
- 24:23Speaker 3: a food court or something, isn't he what?
- 24:24Speaker 2: It's in a food court, But the area that it's
- 24:26Speaker 2: in is not the actual food court itself. There's sort
- 24:29Speaker 2: of retail shops and then a food court.
- 24:32Speaker 5: That's right.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Now.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Hospitality is a very very difficult business to be in
- 24:35Speaker 5: at the moment, as you well know leave lots of
- 24:37Speaker 5: places are shutting down. So what do you add on?
- 24:39Speaker 5: What's different? What's something you can do something? What else
- 24:42Speaker 5: can you do to get people through the door and
- 24:43Speaker 5: stick around?
- 24:44Speaker 2: Yes, so I've we've come up with this idea and
- 24:47Speaker 2: I want to run it past you. And it's basically
- 24:51Speaker 2: an outlet that sells cheese, toasties and stick mags.
- 24:58Speaker 10: As a combos a you can have combo deal or individually.
- 25:04Speaker 2: Wow, that's one of the things. You know, these are
- 25:07Speaker 2: the sort of things we want to talk about.
- 25:08Speaker 5: So that's the sort of thing that you can get you.
- 25:10Speaker 5: So you go into your order, for example, cheese toasty
- 25:13Speaker 5: with mcclua pickles. While you're waiting for Jay's there to
- 25:18Speaker 5: make that cheese toasty, there's an array of wide selection
- 25:22Speaker 5: of stick mags that you can peruse and or buy. Now,
- 25:27Speaker 5: one of the two things is going to get you
- 25:29Speaker 5: through the door. It's either going to be these delicious
- 25:32Speaker 5: cheese and they will be MOI, they'll be delicious cheese
- 25:35Speaker 5: and McClure pickle toast sandwiches or stick mags. Now you're
- 25:40Speaker 5: going to like one or the other, aren't you?
- 25:42Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 25:42Speaker 10: I mean I can see the there's not a lot
- 25:45Speaker 10: of great cheese toasty places in central looking room exactly, mate, exactly.
- 25:49Speaker 5: And how many great stick mag joints are almost.
- 25:54Speaker 2: You just don't see them anymore. Liam that's the point.
- 25:56Speaker 2: You know, we've got a few quirky little ideas. You know,
- 25:59Speaker 2: when I when I serve up the toasties, for example,
- 26:02Speaker 2: they'll be wrapped in a centifold.
- 26:05Speaker 3: So do you have any questions about this limb at
- 26:07Speaker 3: this point?
- 26:08Speaker 10: So, I guess the one of the issues with the
- 26:11Speaker 10: magazine side of the business magazine generally has been the
- 26:15Speaker 10: Internet and availability of Well this is this is.
- 26:19Speaker 2: The thing that I think actually works about it because
- 26:21Speaker 2: you know, I think people like to go about retro
- 26:24Speaker 2: thank you. You know you're thinking of your records of course,
- 26:29Speaker 2: and actually having a stick mag in your hands. There's
- 26:32Speaker 2: something about it. I mean, you can get novels and
- 26:35Speaker 2: stuff on all sorts of electronic devices, but there's nothing
- 26:38Speaker 2: like an actual sticknag in your hands.
- 26:42Speaker 5: That's right. And you can't you know, you can't get
- 26:44Speaker 5: a cheese toasted sandwich, you know, on the internet or
- 26:49Speaker 5: something again, but obviously it's too late. But actually you know,
- 26:51Speaker 5: feeling the fabric of the fiber there, yeah, and between
- 26:56Speaker 5: your fingers there while you're eating your cheese toast you're
- 26:58Speaker 5: waiting for it, and certainly a foot traffic. I think
- 27:01Speaker 5: that's the key. If you're walking in past, and we've
- 27:03Speaker 5: come up with a name for it, Jase.
- 27:05Speaker 2: There's a few names actually whatever, because that's always, strangely
- 27:09Speaker 2: the hardest part. We've come up with blue cheese.
- 27:12Speaker 3: That's for the listeners. Help us with this, and Liam,
- 27:14Speaker 3: feel free to tell us your favorite peaches and creamed corn.
- 27:18Speaker 9: I'm not sure about cream corn and a toast.
- 27:20Speaker 3: I don't like it either. I voted that down from
- 27:25Speaker 3: etoire don't eat the beet?
- 27:34Speaker 9: Do you read the magazines while you're there?
- 27:36Speaker 2: Yes, well this is.
- 27:38Speaker 5: Because it's given you saying while you're there. You can
- 27:39Speaker 5: also buy them as well when you leave, But you
- 27:43Speaker 5: need to get something through the door. Why am I
- 27:45Speaker 5: going to any cafe around the place if the only
- 27:47Speaker 5: thing they're doing is serve me food? People have got
- 27:48Speaker 5: to step the game up.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Yes, totally. And the idea being that you know, while
- 27:52Speaker 2: you're waiting for your cheese, you're toasty, your cheese toasty.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Then you're just in a you know it's not going
- 28:00Speaker 2: to at your doctors and they've all the magazines there
- 28:04Speaker 2: waiting room, you're flicking through a penthouse. Your toasty comes ready,
- 28:10Speaker 2: and then you think, yes, if you know what I
- 28:12Speaker 2: enjoyed that Pinkhouse. Actually, can you give me the latest
- 28:15Speaker 2: copy of Penthouse?
- 28:16Speaker 5: I have finished it.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't finished it.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I finished with it. Yeah, you're not going to get
- 28:21Speaker 3: through all the articles, No, exactly, Liam Dan once again
- 28:25Speaker 3: New Zealand HEROLD Business Editor at Large. Do you think
- 28:28Speaker 3: this idea has merit?
- 28:29Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 28:29Speaker 10: I guess you've got to You've got to really focus
- 28:32Speaker 10: on who your target audiences.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Twenty five to thirty twenty five to thirty five, anybody.
- 28:37Speaker 5: That likes cheese toasties, yeah, or buzies.
- 28:41Speaker 2: And can I just make the point too, I've done
- 28:43Speaker 2: some research on this limb. It's not you know, I've
- 28:45Speaker 2: locked into it. One of the things that you know,
- 28:48Speaker 2: the twenty five to thirty five demol like the two
- 28:50Speaker 2: top things fast food and pawn.
- 28:54Speaker 10: Right, And I guess you're looking at hipstery kind of people.
- 28:58Speaker 10: You know, this is the retro.
- 28:59Speaker 5: Down and out losers.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Anyone that walks through the door as welcome and what
- 29:04Speaker 2: was the last one you caught it?
- 29:05Speaker 3: Because they're really the other name we had was sandwich
- 29:09Speaker 3: Toasted Sandwiches. So yeah, I walks through the door because
- 29:15Speaker 3: physical media is very hipster, saying Liam, Yeah, what was
- 29:20Speaker 3: the wonder before that from eating beet?
- 29:28Speaker 2: Ok.
- 29:30Speaker 5: Yeah, but the word of mouth, I think is going
- 29:32Speaker 5: to be.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Totally.
- 29:34Speaker 3: But it is about that physical feeling. You know, you've
- 29:36Speaker 3: got you've got the pawn mag in one hand, you've
- 29:38Speaker 3: got the toasted sandwiches.
- 29:40Speaker 2: They totally totally. And this is the thing in terms
- 29:43Speaker 2: of startup costs, we were talking about that yesterday. You know,
- 29:48Speaker 2: obviously a couple of loaves of bread, some cheese.
- 29:51Speaker 10: It's not a lot the otherheads are you know, prints cheap,
- 29:57Speaker 10: but you've got power.
- 29:59Speaker 2: Tell me what's the biggest downfall for small businesses starting out?
- 30:03Speaker 2: What's what's the sort of fatal mistake that they make?
- 30:06Speaker 10: It is it's cash flow, So you've got to have
- 30:09Speaker 10: cash coming in, and it's those additional costs. It's not
- 30:13Speaker 10: realizing that the power costs are going to be more
- 30:15Speaker 10: than your think called that the rent goes of course,
- 30:18Speaker 10: and just yeah yeah, so so and and and having
- 30:22Speaker 10: you know, staying out of debt and making sure you've
- 30:24Speaker 10: got maybe some you know, you could be looking for
- 30:27Speaker 10: some angel investors. Yes, you know, what do you call it?
- 30:31Speaker 10: A venture capitalists? You're interested in sort.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Of would you be interested in it.
- 30:37Speaker 9: Well, I'm a business journalist.
- 30:40Speaker 10: I have no money, right, okay, Yeah, an opportunity is
- 30:44Speaker 10: I can talk to some people.
- 30:46Speaker 5: That'd be great.
- 30:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be good to night.
- 30:50Speaker 3: Right, So you're going to genuinely go and talk to
- 30:52Speaker 3: people and say, I've got an idea for you. Jason
- 30:54Speaker 3: starting a business called Toasted Sandwich is well, I.
- 30:56Speaker 10: Mean, you know, if it comes up, you know, with
- 30:59Speaker 10: with some of the executives and so on, that too.
- 31:02Speaker 9: I mean, I don't know, you know, you can imagine
- 31:04Speaker 9: this company.
- 31:05Speaker 2: It feels like I feel I feel more comfortable with
- 31:10Speaker 2: Jason's heat and bead. Is it eating beat eating? Yeah?
- 31:14Speaker 3: I think this has been massively beneficial. It's done nothing
- 31:16Speaker 3: except for boost your confidence.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm feeling better about it.
- 31:19Speaker 10: Actually, you're starting with the celebrity you know, you guys
- 31:21Speaker 10: are you guys are the faces of.
- 31:24Speaker 2: My face will be all over it, Liam, Liam Dan,
- 31:30Speaker 2: business editor at large at The New Zealand. Hero Mate,
- 31:32Speaker 2: We appreciate your expertise this afternoon.
- 31:34Speaker 9: Oh no, good luck with good luck with it. I
- 31:36Speaker 9: look forward to popping in.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:39Speaker 3: Gross.
- 31:40Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 31:43Speaker 1: in four on radio.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, whenever you hear this in the middle of
- 32:00Speaker 2: a song, give us a call on No. Eight hundred
- 32:02Speaker 2: Hod again you can win yourself a fifty dollars Reburger voucher.
- 32:05Speaker 2: We've got Jeremy on the line today. Jeremy Mayd Bastard.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Hell's life.
- 32:09Speaker 4: Good?
- 32:10Speaker 5: Thanks mate?
- 32:10Speaker 8: How are you?
- 32:11Speaker 2: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Very well. You're having a good day, Jeremy.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Absolutely. He's just driven up from Master and there at Auckland. Ah,
- 32:19Speaker 5: what the hell of a drive that is?
- 32:21Speaker 8: Man?
- 32:21Speaker 5: Which way do you go to get over the hill there?
- 32:24Speaker 2: Ah?
- 32:25Speaker 7: I go the you track over one of.
- 32:29Speaker 5: The sattle because they've got rid of the gorge, haven't they.
- 32:33Speaker 5: The man were two gorge and they've got a whole
- 32:35Speaker 5: new road o here. It's very special.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a.
- 32:40Speaker 5: She's a steep bask Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 2: Good well listen Jeremy Keys. He's going to ask you
- 32:44Speaker 2: some questions just to verify that you're not AI.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Al right mate, yeah, I fire them up easy, Just
- 32:50Speaker 3: fire up the questions here mate. What do you do
- 32:52Speaker 3: for a crust?
- 32:54Speaker 10: I work at the airport Ivory killed plane.
- 32:56Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well he is as what he actually does,
- 33:00Speaker 3: and he's not a I you know what I mean?
- 33:02Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what he is, if that is what
- 33:04Speaker 5: he is?
- 33:05Speaker 3: Yes, Jeremy from Auckland. What's for dinner?
- 33:08Speaker 2: Am I going to?
- 33:09Speaker 10: Fish and chips?
- 33:13Speaker 5: Yeah? Good? What's your orders?
- 33:16Speaker 2: I know?
- 33:16Speaker 10: A couple of couple of matter, first hot dog, some chips.
- 33:20Speaker 5: For the missers. Chips for the messers. You don't dig
- 33:23Speaker 5: into them yourself, mean you're too cool for that. No
- 33:25Speaker 5: man watching the wait and has she allowed anything? If
- 33:28Speaker 5: she allowed anything else other than the chips. So she
- 33:30Speaker 5: just gets a couple of chips. You chuck bows on
- 33:31Speaker 5: the floor through. Yeah, good on you man, Yeah, yeah,
- 33:36Speaker 5: good stuff. How often do you flask their Jeremy? Uh
- 33:42Speaker 5: yeahs backbone ship, yeah, reaking fishing your toeth and a
- 33:49Speaker 5: hot dog?
- 33:49Speaker 3: What color are your undies there, Jeremy.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Blue?
- 33:54Speaker 5: Dark blue?
- 33:56Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 33:58Speaker 5: All right?
- 33:59Speaker 3: And final question, Jeremy, what is your deepest fear?
- 34:06Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 34:06Speaker 3: Scared of his messages? Yeah, just put the details in
- 34:10Speaker 3: the system here and yep, your clean mate, that rebigavouts
- 34:14Speaker 3: all yours.
- 34:14Speaker 7: Nice with the messes, brother, you hold the line, man,
- 34:22Speaker 7: pugs will hook you up with the prize there, bloody
- 34:25Speaker 7: good stuff, man, what honestly I'm worried that AI is
- 34:28Speaker 7: going to call up and these questions might not you.
- 34:30Speaker 5: Know, I'll tell you what can we can we make
- 34:33Speaker 5: an adjustment, either add a question or move one out
- 34:36Speaker 5: and replace it with what is your fashion chap order?
- 34:39Speaker 3: But they were talking about what is your fashion chap order?
- 34:42Speaker 3: Because A I wouldn't know, well, because we have it.
- 34:45Speaker 5: We're doing you know, what what's for dinner? Anyway? Yeah,
- 34:47Speaker 5: we're asking that anyway. But if you change it to
- 34:50Speaker 5: your fashion chap order, they might say something weird, you know,
- 34:53Speaker 5: if they're AI. Yeah, that's true, A good way to
- 34:55Speaker 5: read them out. And I'm from people's fashion chap orders.
- 34:58Speaker 3: For some reason, he was having two fish and hot.
- 35:01Speaker 5: That's a lot. So I'd go one and one. There's
- 35:04Speaker 5: enough for me, and I'd have the chips. I wouldn't
- 35:06Speaker 5: give them to my missus.
- 35:07Speaker 2: You see, I just go one and no chips.
- 35:10Speaker 5: Just one fish. Yeah, no chips.
- 35:12Speaker 2: No, I go a bit of tart here with my fish.
- 35:16Speaker 3: You like, you would have some chips, you would not
- 35:19Speaker 3: have any chips.
- 35:21Speaker 2: I do, but not the soggy if and so give
- 35:24Speaker 2: me Reburger chips every week.
- 35:27Speaker 3: Yeah, but you.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Know, having bad chips, yeah, I have often had bad chips.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Yeah, but not all fish and chips. Chip chips are bed.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Do you guys go through the chips and find the
- 35:36Speaker 2: crispy ones?
- 35:37Speaker 5: I generally start. I don't like the big ones. I
- 35:39Speaker 5: like the smaller, you know, the more amount of fried
- 35:41Speaker 5: surface area and more salt. And AI wouldn't get this, man,
- 35:46Speaker 5: I wouldn't be able to get involved in this chip.
- 35:48Speaker 3: I actually like Usually I like the small, crispy ones,
- 35:51Speaker 3: but when I'm eating fish and chips, I like the
- 35:52Speaker 3: big ones. What's that about?
- 35:54Speaker 2: You like the big ones?
- 35:56Speaker 3: Jason?
- 35:58Speaker 2: Do you you like big ones?
- 35:59Speaker 1: You?
- 36:00Speaker 4: Yes?
- 36:01Speaker 3: I like big chips. Guys, Come on, man, grow you this.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Here's a d C.
- 36:10Speaker 1: The Hohodiching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
- 36:14Speaker 1: week days at four on radio.
- 36:15Speaker 2: Hold Ike here, welcome back your massive backbones. You are
- 36:18Speaker 2: listening to the Big Show and that's brought to you
- 36:21Speaker 2: by Rebig Year.
- 36:23Speaker 3: Beef, Chicken, Vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger of redefining the.
- 36:30Speaker 8: Norm, which is sad because it's.
- 36:42Speaker 3: Not really Why are you going quiet? That's because it's
- 36:44Speaker 3: too long?
- 36:45Speaker 5: Is that it?
- 36:45Speaker 2: No? It's too short? Really? Old one? I mean. Having
- 36:49Speaker 2: said that, I like a lot of the old ones.
- 36:55Speaker 3: All right, all right, hang on, let me do another one.
- 36:58Speaker 3: Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options, Reburger of redefining the.
- 37:03Speaker 5: Norm be today.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good, you know that one?
- 37:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll put a circle around that one.
- 37:13Speaker 5: What's for to night? Feels great question? Great question, you go.
- 37:19Speaker 5: I've had some sakes soon at the home that hasn't
- 37:21Speaker 5: been cooked. It's been there for a while now. I
- 37:22Speaker 5: don't know how old she is, but I'm hoping that's
- 37:25Speaker 5: going to be on the old dear grill. Tonight feels nice.
- 37:28Speaker 5: Cut um, it's some kind of a filler. Not sure,
- 37:32Speaker 5: I fell, I think, oh WOWI yeah, I'm pretty rich,
- 37:41Speaker 5: cashed up. It's all that well into paranormal cash. I've
- 37:44Speaker 5: got your see sure that what we're do in the
- 37:46Speaker 5: shadows money, all that talk back money, all the two
- 37:49Speaker 5: days on for the world of people. Money.
- 37:51Speaker 2: You know, what are you having kezy tonight?
- 37:55Speaker 3: I'm having allso selling with chicken. I get nay, no,
- 38:01Speaker 3: it was last night. We didn't atually get time because
- 38:02Speaker 3: my wife was out for drinks and she was going
- 38:04Speaker 3: to make the salad. But she didn't get home a
- 38:06Speaker 3: little bit later than she thought she was sacked, so
- 38:10Speaker 3: we just got tie instead takeaways.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Rich, Wow, you're having that for dinner tonight. And you've
- 38:18Speaker 2: had your twenty dumplings this afternoon.
- 38:21Speaker 3: No, no, no, I had takeaway last night.
- 38:23Speaker 2: Yeah, but you had twenty dumplings this afternoon.
- 38:25Speaker 3: You had twenty dumplings for lunch, not this afternoon.
- 38:29Speaker 5: So you had takeaway and then you had breakfast, and
- 38:31Speaker 5: then you had takeaways.
- 38:32Speaker 4: You're a shalkon bath.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Yes, that's pretty much it. I'm having the meat the.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Meatballs from Friday. You there the other day, I know,
- 38:42Speaker 2: but we didn't that didn't defrosting time on the village,
- 38:46Speaker 2: just to frosted on a bed of couscouse and roasted vegetables.
- 38:50Speaker 5: I got a question about the other night. You didn't
- 38:51Speaker 5: have any spaghetti available with the meatballs. What was the
- 38:54Speaker 5: thinking there?
- 38:55Speaker 2: Just you dip your breads in it and stuff.
- 38:57Speaker 3: You didn't have any bread. I bought the bread.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's why I asked you to buy the breed.
- 39:02Speaker 3: See, that's why it's a six out of team. I'm
- 39:04Speaker 3: just saying, like it was great.
- 39:07Speaker 5: I'm just saying, are you allowed to make him down, Jose,
- 39:09Speaker 5: because he's been mean about your night. Boy, can you
- 39:12Speaker 5: only do it on the merits of his.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Night, I'm beginning to do it's purely on the merits
- 39:16Speaker 2: of his.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Because if he can, then it's just him being immature.
- 39:20Speaker 3: I'm just playing. I'm doing what I'm supposed to.
- 39:21Speaker 5: I'm not heavy straight away that it's so far away
- 39:23Speaker 5: your place, Kensy in terms of about West, Yeah.
- 39:27Speaker 2: Yes, crazy out that way. Tune Velvet Revolver, the.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
- 39:38Speaker 1: in and four on radio.
- 39:41Speaker 2: Full to there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
- 39:44Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening, the time being fifteen minutes past six o'clock,
- 39:47Speaker 2: which means it's time four.
- 39:49Speaker 5: Five, six, seven, eight, Men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
- 40:04Speaker 5: one and a half, mogis, et cetera. Fellas you know,
- 40:07Speaker 5: we started doing that because originally we had a sting,
- 40:10Speaker 5: but then we lost it because it expired. Yeah, and
- 40:13Speaker 5: then so now we just do it a cappella.
- 40:16Speaker 3: And then I play the original sting underneath it. I
- 40:19Speaker 3: do and then turn it up when the music starts.
- 40:22Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
- 40:23Speaker 2: It's great stuff.
- 40:24Speaker 5: Fellas my daughter, the Emogi Manogi, as I like to
- 40:27Speaker 5: call her, she's lost a tooth. Yeah, they fall out, Keysy.
- 40:32Speaker 5: I don't know if you know.
- 40:33Speaker 3: That pretty young for them to be falling out, isn't it.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 40:36Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they fall out pretty young, pretty shocking. But
- 40:38Speaker 5: of course she's always got a hand out. You know,
- 40:40Speaker 5: she wants to get cashed up. The tooth theory. Yes,
- 40:45Speaker 5: and so it cost me, well you know it cost
- 40:51Speaker 5: a tooth, yes, not me, thankfully, But.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Is it two bucks? The tooth theory, because when my
- 40:56Speaker 3: dad was one dollar in your day, Jason, was it
- 40:58Speaker 3: like a shilling or that was tap of it's yeah?
- 41:03Speaker 5: So yeah, so she anyway, so she put her tooth
- 41:06Speaker 5: underneath her pillow there, and the tooth theory even writes
- 41:10Speaker 5: for a note, tiny little note. Wow, beautiful little hand
- 41:13Speaker 5: it's got the beautiful note to note it wrote.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Does she write it with like a pin or is
- 41:17Speaker 3: it like typed out nowadays as well? No, it looks
- 41:19Speaker 3: like it's done with some kind of ink. I don't
- 41:23Speaker 3: know all the secrets of the faery's Keyzy, but it
- 41:25Speaker 3: looks like an ink. Okay, yeah, but I said to
- 41:30Speaker 3: my daughter there, of course, and she didn't know this.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Jase was that, sure, you get you get money from
- 41:35Speaker 3: the tooth theory when you lose a tooth, but when
- 41:38Speaker 3: your tooth grows back, and it grows back, you have
- 41:42Speaker 3: to give the money back to the tooth theory with interest.
- 41:46Speaker 5: Yes, what they're like a little loan shark, very much so.
- 41:51Speaker 2: And that's about one hundred percent. It's like your four
- 41:55Speaker 2: bucks when it's by the time it's growing back four bucks,
- 42:00Speaker 2: that one.
- 42:00Speaker 5: And she thought it was just get you get it,
- 42:02Speaker 5: and of course that's what people remember that you get
- 42:03Speaker 5: the money. That's great, yes, but you got to hand
- 42:06Speaker 5: it over as well when your tooth grows back because
- 42:08Speaker 5: you don't need it anymore.
- 42:09Speaker 3: I think i'd remember if I had to pay back
- 42:11Speaker 3: twice as much when I was a kid, Like, there
- 42:13Speaker 3: was a lot of money when I was a kid.
- 42:14Speaker 5: Do you had other things on your mind?
- 42:15Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 42:16Speaker 4: Like what no, what what do you mean by that?
- 42:20Speaker 5: Well, you had lots of stresses going on keys? Oh yeah,
- 42:22Speaker 5: yeah you did. Yeah, so ay. She was a bit
- 42:27Speaker 5: surprised by that.
- 42:28Speaker 6: And I guess technically, technically, is that is that a
- 42:33Speaker 6: is it a fairy rule or is that old man
- 42:35Speaker 6: Moggie's rule, because she's got a a money box here,
- 42:40Speaker 6: a little piggybank that's fear overflowing with cash on account
- 42:43Speaker 6: of all the teeth that she's losing.
- 42:45Speaker 5: And old Moggi swear like a sailor. She gets a
- 42:48Speaker 5: dollar every time I swear. But I need some money
- 42:50Speaker 5: for the poky's. Yeah, we'll hang on. So is it
- 42:54Speaker 5: a tooth fairy rule or is this a Moggi rule?
- 42:57Speaker 3: That's what we're trying to Does the fairy get the money?
- 43:00Speaker 5: You never know who's listening? Easy, That would be my point.
- 43:03Speaker 2: It was the same in my household. Yes, it wasn't
- 43:05Speaker 2: the pokies. For me.
- 43:06Speaker 3: It was the darts, right, Okay? I mean, so you're
- 43:10Speaker 3: taking money from your child to go to the pokies.
- 43:12Speaker 5: And potentially make infinitely more money.
- 43:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess there is that.
- 43:18Speaker 5: The Queen of the Nile is a harsh mistress, kezy,
- 43:21Speaker 5: but she can be a generous one.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Yes, she can be in my experience.
- 43:24Speaker 3: Right, So you take it. You do the same scheme chase,
- 43:27Speaker 3: But for darts it was not a scheme. It sounds
- 43:30Speaker 3: like a scheme.
- 43:30Speaker 2: What do you mean, man?
- 43:31Speaker 3: Were you literally taking money off your child.
- 43:34Speaker 2: No, we're teaching them the value of money.
- 43:37Speaker 3: But then he's taking it to the pokies.
- 43:39Speaker 5: Yes, that's that's in the future.
- 43:43Speaker 2: When she's an adult, she can do the same go
- 43:46Speaker 2: to the Pokeyes, yes, actually on that note, Jase, your
- 43:51Speaker 2: daughter turns eighteen tomorrow, you'll be taking it down to
- 43:53Speaker 2: the Queen of the Nile bloody Otho will mate.
- 43:58Speaker 1: The whole king Big Show was Jason Ike in Kezy
- 44:01Speaker 1: Tune in four.
- 44:02Speaker 2: On Radio Bush There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 44:06Speaker 2: this Wednesday evening. The time is twenty to seven now, Fellas,
- 44:11Speaker 2: normally at this time of the show we were going
- 44:13Speaker 2: to do Meet Patty Nap sixty nine. But something happened
- 44:15Speaker 2: that has enraged me so much so that we've got
- 44:20Speaker 2: the full court press in here. We even got Pugshan
- 44:22Speaker 2: in the studio because it needs to be addressed now,
- 44:25Speaker 2: because it's a Fellas. Yeah, good thing. Thanks s having me,
- 44:33Speaker 2: because I've got a massive bone depict I got a
- 44:37Speaker 2: bowl a bit.
- 44:38Speaker 3: Is it bugging you?
- 44:40Speaker 2: No? And this occurred, well yes, I'm bluggy, sorry man.
- 44:49Speaker 2: This occurred while you were in studio b Pugsan and Mogi.
- 44:53Speaker 2: You were out of the studio, okay, where Keysy told
- 44:56Speaker 2: me flat out to my face that I had This
- 45:01Speaker 2: is what he said. I decided to mark you down
- 45:05Speaker 2: because of all the time are you talking about? Because
- 45:08Speaker 2: of all the times you dissed my wife's.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Cooking the dinner party.
- 45:14Speaker 2: That marked me down for the dinner party, because of
- 45:16Speaker 2: all the times you guys dissed my wife's cooking. Then
- 45:21Speaker 2: he said, but I didn't get the same satisfaction from
- 45:25Speaker 2: it that you guys did dissing my wife's cooking. So
- 45:31Speaker 2: I wanted to change my score to seven because it
- 45:34Speaker 2: wasn't fear because six suggests that it was a just
- 45:39Speaker 2: above average meal an evening, and it was much better
- 45:45Speaker 2: than that.
- 45:47Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't say
- 45:49Speaker 3: any of that stuff. That is just you've literally you've
- 45:52Speaker 3: come on here, you've gathered the full team together, you've
- 45:55Speaker 3: played three stems, and then you've just spoken crazy talk
- 46:00Speaker 3: like where did you get that from? Like when will
- 46:03Speaker 3: you just let sleeping dogs lie? It was a six
- 46:06Speaker 3: out of ten evening. I don't I just I don't know.
- 46:08Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Parkers. We've wasted your time.
- 46:11Speaker 2: I could be producing.
- 46:13Speaker 3: You could be producing right now.
- 46:14Speaker 5: There's no producer.
- 46:15Speaker 3: So I just I don't know what to tell you, guy.
- 46:17Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I don't Yeah, I don't know what's
- 46:19Speaker 3: happening here. I just wanted to meet petting up sixty nine.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Put your hand on your heart and lock me in
- 46:27Speaker 2: the eyes, Keezy, and tell me that's not exactly what
- 46:32Speaker 2: you just told me.
- 46:34Speaker 3: Jace. That is not exactly what I just told you. Okay,
- 46:41Speaker 3: So it's just.
- 46:45Speaker 4: Wow.
- 46:46Speaker 5: So he's marked you down as payback.
- 46:50Speaker 2: He'd already determined that he was going to mark me down.
- 46:53Speaker 5: But which I've heard you say before, really, because you
- 46:55Speaker 5: said to your wife, who gave it a ten out
- 46:57Speaker 5: of ten, but you got to make them down because.
- 47:00Speaker 3: They always begging You're they're always begging your cooking. Yeah,
- 47:04Speaker 3: but she was giving them a tin he was. She
- 47:06Speaker 3: was saying that it was a perfect dinner party.
- 47:08Speaker 5: That's right. No, But I guess my point being that
- 47:10Speaker 5: I know that you are marking down already because of
- 47:14Speaker 5: the way we've treated you know, your wife.
- 47:16Speaker 2: I'm a little bit upsote you guys. Sort this out
- 47:18Speaker 2: all right, No, Jase, come back.
- 47:19Speaker 5: Jason is not happy, Jace. He's out of here. I
- 47:23Speaker 5: was just thinking I wanted to change my score to
- 47:27Speaker 5: a six.
- 47:27Speaker 3: Really Yeah, Hey, Pugs, Jase isn't here, so can you
- 47:31Speaker 3: throw to the next song?
- 47:33Speaker 5: Yeah, you can have a turn if you want.
- 47:37Speaker 3: Can I just tell you we're literally going to add
- 47:40Speaker 3: I don't know why you come on.
- 47:43Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
- 47:46Speaker 1: Radio Hodarchy.
- 47:55Speaker 2: Well there you go, your man Barcards. That's a big
- 47:57Speaker 2: show down and dusted this Wednesday evening. We are good, Christopher?
- 48:03Speaker 2: All good, Christopher? What what's the podcast outro clip? Please?
- 48:07Speaker 4: Why are you calling me?
- 48:08Speaker 3: Christopher?
- 48:09Speaker 2: Just play it please?
- 48:11Speaker 3: It's about leeching. I don't want to be part of
- 48:15Speaker 3: these businesses.
- 48:17Speaker 5: Do well when they're hugely successful.
- 48:20Speaker 3: That's not me. Man, I agreed at the end. Man,
- 48:22Speaker 3: I like to find my own success. I want to
- 48:24Speaker 3: just latch onto other successful people.
- 48:26Speaker 5: Sure you do?
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, sure man? I mean happen Moggie. What are
- 48:37Speaker 2: you up to tonight? Mate?
- 48:38Speaker 5: Going to ride my bike home? Man, got a little
- 48:41Speaker 5: bit of work on, got busy, got a busy. What's
- 48:45Speaker 5: the date today?
- 48:46Speaker 2: Twenty fifth?
- 48:47Speaker 5: I'm looking at my watch like I can see it.
- 48:49Speaker 5: I got a busy. Five weeks of hitting me fellows,
- 48:51Speaker 5: and then it should be all cruising for the rest
- 48:53Speaker 5: of my life after that, all going well, or be
- 48:55Speaker 5: even busier, Jase, thanks for asking me.
- 48:58Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff mate. Well listen, it's been a pleasure
- 49:00Speaker 2: having your company.
- 49:01Speaker 5: What I'm doing.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you
- 49:05Speaker 2: check out the podcasts because there's a lot going on
- 49:09Speaker 2: in there.
- 49:09Speaker 5: There's a bit of a reft of the Big show
- 49:11Speaker 5: everyone at home. Keysey has said some shocking things to
- 49:14Speaker 5: jose off here. We've made a break out of it.
- 49:17Speaker 5: Keysey's lied to Joseph's face and see it didn't happen,
- 49:20Speaker 5: and Jess is struggling to come to terms with it.
- 49:22Speaker 5: And as far as he's concerned, if Keys is going
- 49:24Speaker 5: to be like that and then you just won't have
- 49:27Speaker 5: anything to.
- 49:27Speaker 6: Do with them.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Thank you, Mogi pleasure. It's it's pretty a pleasure having
- 49:33Speaker 2: your company. Thanks for listening to the show. Do check
- 49:35Speaker 2: out the podcast, Do check out the Instagram. Until tomorrow
- 49:40Speaker 2: you'll probably see most of us here. Goodbye.