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NEW: They Trained Four Years. The Condoms Lasted Three Days
Good News Tuesday lands differently when the headliner is a famous Italian love arch collapsing on Valentine's Day. You're tuning in for the bright stuff and instead you get canned chili, an Olympic condom shortage, and a natural rock formation that chose the most romantic night of the year to become rubble. Science, they say. Erosion. Sure.
The Winter Olympics burned through 20,000 condoms in three days and had to unlock the emergency stash. Wendy's has appeared on grocery store shelves in a can, sitting beside Tim Hortons soups that apparently hit different when you're sick. Alberta finally…
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