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S4 E3 Bonus Episode Miyuki Ishikawa - Angels of Death Part Three · True Crime and Wine Time

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Welcome to Breu Crime where we drink Bruce top Crime Conspiracies or whatever catches our
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attention that this is Mike and my co host. It's a JT. And
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as we continue our Angels of Death series, we have a guest host again
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today. I am not an Angel of Death, but it's Terry from True
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Crime in Wine Time. Yes, no you're not. We hope shoots cube
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arrow through your heart. I's excited. I am a love angel. There
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we go of Death. You slay me every day, Okay, just do
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the crawfish crawl, keep trying. Yeah, I'll grab my shovel and all
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this absolutely about. The last two episodes have been awful cases, and today
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is gonna be no different. Unfortunately, So you get when you pick Angels
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of Death is a series. Yeah, whose idea was that? I'm gonna
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blame j J. I'm not smart enough to think of that topic. Myself
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finished not a thing. I'll take the blame. I learned of a case
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in Texas and I honestly thought it was gonna be Anoimally, I didn't think
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there would be anything else close to being is horrific, and I was wrong.
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You were wrong, yes, but hopefully Hopefully hospitals get better, and
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my case is hit more historical, so things hopefully are getting better. So
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maybe ours learned from your case things getting better. Maybe I guess I'll start
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with the title of my case. They the Demon Midwife of Tokyo. Awesomely
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terrible. What are you drinking to go with that? I don't think I
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heard what you were drinking. So I'm definitely breaking away from beer for this
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episode because well, I could actually get some Japanese craft beer if I went
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into the city of Vancouver. I said screw it, and I went with
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suck. So I'm having the okay hakatsuru I think is what the brandy is.
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It's a dry suky it's fifteen percent alcohol. It actually is made in
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Japan. I was having trouble finding one that was a reasonable price, and
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it wasn't made in bloody California. There were so many Californian ones here.
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You're welcome. Yeah, you know, we like a cultural appropriation. It's
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what we do. I also love like this is a big bottle, seven
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hundred fifty mili laters, so that's um more than twenty ounces. I don't
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know exactly what it is, but it was it was ten dollars, so
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like that's likely eight dollars for you probably or something like that. Yeah,
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super cheap. I couldn't believe it. It is crystal clear. Oh wow.
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I'm not sure what color they usually are, but it's crystal clear.
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It's usually like that. It's usually like that. The only stocky I've ever
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had is in restaurants where you do the whole sucky thing and you like hit
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the table, scream stoke, and you drink. It always looks like water.
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Yeah, definitely, it could be dangerous being me. I would drink
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a water and they would just think I was drinking the sake. The weird
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part like this one. I don't know what they're supposed to smell or taste
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like, but this one almost has like a lemony citrus aroma, so it
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could almost think it was water with just like some lemon. It just sparkling
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water with lemon, doesn't. It doesn't have that sparkling water has, like
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I don't know what it exactly it is, but sparkling water always has a
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bit of a roma to me. This doesn't have that, and it is
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not sparkling. This is just a flat wine. Seventeen Alcohol by yeah,
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it's kind of a lemony flavor. I don't it's got definitely a boozy flavor
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in there. It kind of tastes like a water down spirit almost. Then
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it does like a winer a beer kind of. It's not bad. I
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probably wouldn't buy it again, but that's I'm not into this style of drink.
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But it really fit with the case. And you know, sometimes you
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have to take one for the team, you and you know what, you've
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got to pair something different with the case. So I appreciate you taking one
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for the team exactly. And you know it's nice and strong. So I
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can stop thinking about this case terribly. Here we go here, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. All right, this case
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cannot be discussed without first talking about Japan after September two, nineteen forty five.
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Does this date ring a bell for anyone? Should? Sure does?
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December seventh, No, September two. September two, nineteen I would have
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to give that a goog. September two, nineteen forty five was the day
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that Japan officially surrendered to the Allies to end their involvement in World War Two.
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See here's the thing you got to know about the Americans. We don't
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like to acknowledge the the see I don't even remember what it was called.
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Um, we don't like to acknowledge that. Yes, well, no,
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we don't have to like to acknowledge the surrender because that implies that war is
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over. Therefore the war machine can't be fed. So that's not a thing
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we acknowledge. It's not good to our economy. They found a cold ward
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of go after afterwards, so they know, a hot one. Yeah,
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I feel like a lukewarm one, you know. And then there was Canadian
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Bacon and you know, did you remember watch that movie? I love Canadian
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Bacon, the movie or the food. I didn't know there was a movie.
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I like the food. It's not actually a thing in Canada, Okay
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is it not? Really? It's just ham damn let Canadian Bacon is a
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really good movie with John Candy and a bunch of like other really famous actors
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of that air in the comedy scene. And it's when the Cold War ends.
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The United States needs a new Cold war, so it's them starting a
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Cold war with Canada's probably like that. Oh it's it's super funny. And
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I don't even like a lot of older movies. But it's super funny,
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but this isn't. Emperor Hirohito announced the surrender on August fifteenth, nineteen forty
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five, but it took a little bit to officially sign. Life was already
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hard in Japan, as bombings had been taking out train tracks disrupting shipping of
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goods during the war. Then there were the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima in
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August six, nineteen forty five, and Nagasaki in August nine. The nation
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was dealing with a famine and mass poverty, all parts of the horror of
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war and likely part of the occupation and reconstruction of Japan. Between nineteen forty
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five and nineteen fifty two, this is when the United States and the Allies,
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led by General Douglas A. MacArthur, enacted a widespread military, political,
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economic, and social reform. So, yeah, things are racism me,
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but okay, keep going. I bet they removed that from the history
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books because that'll happen. Yeah. This is all to say that life was
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not good for Japanese people after World War Two. No, there was also
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another issue that happened to post war. Many men came back from the front
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lines to their Sweethearts and the Japanese baby boom began. Oh, yes,
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that's what happens. Yeah, Mary just had been postponed due to war,
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as well as the fact that people we're just trying to have some normalcy after
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the horrors of war, right, I mean there's a lot of a lot
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of men coming back with PTSD and they're just trying to like get back into
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fake it till they could make it exactly. So, sex leads to babies,
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as we all know, and after war, I can lead to tons
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of babies, it does. What that's how that worked, Yeah, right,
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I didn't know that's how that worked. Japan's birthrate spiked to about two
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point six million babies born a year between nineteen forty seven and nineteen forty nine.
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This is a year, Yes, that is seven point eight million babies
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born into crushing poverty and famine. And I do not need to say that
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that is a ton of babies. That's a lot of babies, especially born
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into horrendous situation right already. Yeah, Oh, that's a lot of babies.
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Also, abortion was highly illegal in Japan, so people have of no
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means, could not afford to raise a baby as they struggle to just feed
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themselves and possibly the kids they already had. I thought we were talking about
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Japan, but I guess you've moved to like Texas. I'm confused. I
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was thinking Alabama. I don't know, Oh, Alabama, Tennessee. Yeah,
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in Japan, did they allow birth control? Doesn't sound like it point
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no six in the like in Catholic families back then, you didn't. It
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was against the roles next line. Literally it was even severely punished if you
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did anything to prevent a pregnancy. So yeah, yeah, so I read
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that is not allowing birth control condoms fan Texas. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah,
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don't pick a sheep, you know, those kind of things. So
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this is the situation that Japan found itself in post war era, and it
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would lead to the worst female serial killer in Japanese history. Miyuki Ishikawa was
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born on February fifth, eighteen ninety seven, in the village of Hanjo in
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the Miyazaki Prefecture. And I think I have those right, and if I
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don't, my apologies. I'm awful at even English, really, so at
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my not terrier like you had the right, you got a right? Nice?
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Yeah, that's always I always worry about doing cases in countries where the
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language is so different, because I'm like, oh fuck, like Iceland didn't
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even speak English properly. Yeah, no, I know. Right, she
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was born to a wealthy family and that would make her very privileged as a
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woman in Japan at that time. In nineteen fourteen, she would move to
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Tokyo where she would attend Tokyo Imperial University. This was a big deal.
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They let her go to university. Yeah, at the time, only women
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in very wealthy families were able to get an education in Japan's huge. Yeah,
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it's huge. Right. If she wasn't extremely rich, she would be
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a homemaker and not allowed to learn it to be having those babies. Yeah,
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her only education would probably raise kids and uh, you know, cook
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and clean and YadA, YadA, YadA. Especially at this time, her
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education would lead her to become a midwife and she would graduate on September thirtieth,
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nineteen nineteen. So I could not find a reason why, but it
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was mentioned and multiple times that she would have his directed me at some point.
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This only matters as she would get married to Takeshi Ikisawa, a former
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military sergeant and police officer, and they would have they would not be able
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to have children of their own together. So Muki would adopt to Keshi's son
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from a former marriage, and they would also adopt three other children. And
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I hope things turn out better for these kids. I have a quick question.
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Did in Japan do you go to university to become a midwife or she
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just went to university but actually became a midwife separate from her studies. It
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seems like yes, okay, there probably was people acting as midwife's. I
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would guess that didn't have educations. Okay, but she was working, I'll
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get to it. But she was working in a hospital, so okay.
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Probably at that point, yes, she was using her education. Yes,
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okay. Muki would get a job at the Katabuki Maternity Hospital and things look
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to be going really well. She would rise through the ranks as a midwife
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and make her way all the way to director of the hospital. She was
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a highly regarded midwife for good reason, that is, until she wasn't.
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Usually it works, yeah, yeep. Late in World War Two, things
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would begin to fall apart for the nation on all fronts, with more and
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more people having children with absolutely no means to deal with them. More and
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more children were being dropped off at maternity hospitals. People would drop their youngest
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off at the maternity hospitals with the hope that they could keep their older children
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alive. So it's absolutely heartbreaking, that is Yeah, that's like, you
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know, how do you pick and choose your carol. There's no good option,
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right These people are in crushing poverty. They might die themselves just because
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they can't put food on the table or roof over their head. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's awful. At the same time, there was absolutely no budget
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for these hospitals to deal with the influx of children. Miyuki Ishikawa had hard
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decisions to make about what to do with all these children, as there were
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no foster parents to take them. Unfortunately, for these babies, she would
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make a heartbreaking decision. She would decide that the best thing to do for
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everyone involved would be to neglect these children. We're talking extreme neglect. Okay,
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just neglect them and okay, So other midwives would become so disillusioned that
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they would quit their jobs even with the lack of work in Japan, that's
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how bad it was. Wow. This neglect to death would begin in nineteen
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forty six and to make things even worse, Miyuki would bring her husband to
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Keshi and a doctor, Shiro naki Ama on to help deal with all the
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deaths of these babies. There was method to the madness, though, as
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Miyuki and her husband would start running a scam with the parents of these abandoned
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toddlers there it is. Yeah, they would extort large sums of money out
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of them, using the logic this money would be cheaper than actually raising the
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children. It's like these these parents are dropping these kids off because they have
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no money, and they are extorting large sums of money from them, and
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then they're not even using that money to the children. Not a fucking dime
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it's going to these kids. So you say neglect, They were basically starving
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them to death. Absolutely. Yes. Now the doctor was brought on for
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a totally different and maybe even more nefarious reason. Shiro was tasked with falsifying
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the death certificates of the children that die due to neglect. Needed to,
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you know, make up a reason that these kids were dying. They can't
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say you're starving them, right, No, not at all. The killing
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of babies through neglect and extortion of their parents would go on from nineteen forty
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six all the way to nineteen forty eight, three years yep. The scheme
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would finally fall apart on January twelfth, nineteen forty eight, when two police
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officers would happen upon the remains of five children when the bodies were taken to
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the morgue. Autopsies were undertaken and it was found that all five died not
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due to natural causes. So these five bodies were found at the Kotabuki Maternity
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Hospital. There were seven other infants at the hospital at the time, although
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two would pass away soon after they were recovered as all had been terribly neglected.
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Terribly inflected. Yeah, so the police investigation would lead them to all
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three accomplices. If you thought this was bad already, this is where things
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get worse. Through the investigation, they would end up searching at Temple Pull
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locally and find another thirty toddler's bodies buried there. They would also find another
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forty bodies at a local mortician's house. One source says, but there were
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ashes from about forty babies at the morticians. Others said bodies, So I'm
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not really sure, Jesus. Yeah, regardless, this is absolutely disgusting and
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disturbing. Yep, of all these corpses, all of them died the same
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way as the original five infants that were found. And this woman couldn't have
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kids of her own. Nope. And yet although she did raise oh man,
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yeah, like I said, it's worse. The three would obviously end
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up in court where they would try and blame the parents for abandoning the children.
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Many in Japan would even back up this assertion. Also, they would
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also admit absolutely no blame for the murders. I mean, I'm sure if
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you're that family and you made the hard decision to give up a child to
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save your other children in yourself, are you going to go and dispute that.
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I mean, these parents, if they had any other option, right,
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wouldn't have had this child. There wouldn't be all these children neglected to
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death, like there wouldn't be all these murders. Made them give you money
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that you didn't have exactly, which probably led to more deaths. Oh yeah,
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So now something has to be mentioned before we get to the sentencing.
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This is a quote from murder Pedia. I couldn't figure out what the actual
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source was because murder pedia is really bad about giving sources so quote. Japanese
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tradition also disputed the rights of infants. Cases of infanticide by a parent had
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been typically regarded as bodily injury resulting in death under the Criminal Code of Japan
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until nineteen o seven, So there wasn't a lot of rights for infant at
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the time. So are you getting get bad feeling yet about their sentencing?
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H yep? Okay? Can you guess how many years all three got for
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the estimated to be between one hundred and three one hundred and sixty nine dead
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infants. Life is the only option life now, they were, of course
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only charged for five, but they had all those bodies. What about you,
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JT. What do you think? Wow? How long? Yeah?
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How long? Not? How much do you think? But how much do
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they yet? A year or five somewhere in there? If you said eight
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years for Miyuki and Takeshi and four years for the doctor Shiro, you'd be
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correct. Not long enough, no, even more disgusting. They would appeal
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on October sixteenth, and on April twenty eight, nineteen fifty two, their
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sentences would be reduced to four years for Miyuki and two years for her husband.
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So the charges would not even be from murder, but murder by omission.
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So in nineteen sixty nine, already out of prison, Miyuki would be
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interviewed by a Japanese magazine where she would claim that she was innocent of the
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murder of the five children. She would take up selling soap, cream and
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fish when she got out of prison. Her husband would also die before this
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interview took place. But she was doing fine now, and she was running
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a real estate office in Tokyo, and she would even boast that she had
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built a large tomb two years prior for her and her husband. She would
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die a free woman on May thirtieth, nineteen eighty seven, never having to
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truly pay for the murder of more than one hundred babies. There was no
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consequences, No, not at all. That's a hundred lives and you get
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yea four years in the end. Her former lawyer was also quoted as saying
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he believed she had earned over one hundred million yen since leaving prison. So
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I did some conversions. It's probably not right, but this is the best
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I could do. So if we consider that to be as of nineteen eighty
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seven, we can convert that to one hundred and twenty three point three million
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end today. From this, we can find that she made about nine hundred
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and eleven thousand US dollars after serving the four years. Yep, I find
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it discussing that she got to just live a great and full life after just
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lending toddlers wither away and die people like defenseless toddlers. What happened to her
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children? The ones that they were raising never live I never another. So
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she didn't starve her own children that she adopted. Shelly starved other people's children.
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And I'm guessing with all the money they were starting from these parents,
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they were able to raise their kids without them having to really suffer. Pretty
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well. Yeah, if you could ever see that something good came out of
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all this horror, there is one bright spot. Six months after the three
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arrests, laws would begin to change. Not things would take some time to
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become gross, but here we go. July thirteenth, nineteen forty eight,
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Japan would pass the Mother's Body Protection Act, also tied to the Eugenic Protection
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Act. The best way to explain how this law worked is found in the
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next quote. From the eugenic point of view, it aims to prevent the
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birth of inferior offspring as well as to protect maternal life and health. Now,
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of course this law was really less about protecting mothers, but it really
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just trying to make poor people appropriate less. But it did lead to legal
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abortion for economic reasons on June twenty fourth, nineteen forty nine. So still
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the day abortion is not fully legal as there are so many caveats and insurance
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doesn't cover the abortions either, but at least there are options for mothers who
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are unable to raise a child. Yeah. So, while Miyuki Ishikawa is
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absolutely a monster and a serial killer, I think it would be wrong to
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not also bring to Keshi, her husband, and Shiro Nakayama, the doctor,
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into this also. Well, it sounds like Miyuki was in charge of
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the actual neglecting death. These two men were absolutely complicit and it should also
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be mentioned as serial killers in my books. Agreed, Yep, Killing helpless
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babies is probably the most disgusting thing anyone could do, because these are these
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are toddler like, these are like newborn babies, right, they don't eat
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that much. I mean, if they're infants, we're talking eight ounces at
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the most every sixteen hours. Yeah, so under twenty ounces a day.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's really disgusting. Yeah. I mean, and that's
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they know about up to one hundred and sixty nine babies. But is that
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it more than that? Probably three years. This is one hospital. There's
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definitely lots of different places. There was babies being dropped off in mass.
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Like I said, like there was how many babies a year? Did I
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say again? Two points of the million? Yeah, that's just so many
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babies. You know, the country is small. They have a high big
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population, but it's a very small country. Wow. Yeah. And unfortunately
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there is other stories like this in Japanese history of babies and mass being neglected
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horribly. But that was it for the Demon Midwife of Tokyo. A bit
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of a shorter case, but really really, really awful. I think,
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not justifying what she did. She took a bad situation and instead of making
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it a smitch better, yeah, just made it worse and profited off of
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it. Yeah. And I mean, you know what, even if she
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tried, they might have died anyways because there was no budget. But she
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didn't try. But she didn't even try, No, she had no intention
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of trying to help these babies survived. I mean, and this is gonna
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sound so horrible, and I don't mean it too. It would have been
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different if she would have done there's no money to feed them, so you
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civilized found a way to end their life without torturing them. Yeah. I
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mean, not that that would have been okay either, but you but at
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least they're not. At least I'm not being tortured and suffering dreaming there.
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Oh my god, I can hear them crying. Yeah, that's awful.
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That's like I said, thanks, Mike, you're welcome. Sorry I didn't
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pick then. And the fact that she asked them for money, Yeah,
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no, that just makes it awful. Yeah, this is this is someone
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who should have rotted in prison for the rest of their life. Yeah,
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I mean all three of them, but all three of them. Yeah,
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yeah, you know, it's nothing. But at least the doctor didn't appeal.
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I mean, their sentence wasn't long enough, but at least they didn't
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appeal. They actually served their entire sentence, yeah, which was only four
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years. But still I don't get because I always and maybe it's just my
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lack of knowledge, I would have thought in Japan, the laws would have
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been tougher. Yeah, Unfortunately, they just didn't. It's it's one of
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those things, right, I mean, unfortunately we see this in the other
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states right now. You know, the unborn child has all the rights,
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and as soon as they're born, they've got no fucking rights. That's why
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our foster care system is full of children, and we're forcing it to fill
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up more underfunded, overfilled. Yeah, yeah, and I mean, unfortunately
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what is happening right now, especially in the southern United States, it's probably
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gonna lead to more people like this. It is, for sure, it
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is. And oh because unfortunately, in the United States, if you're not
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there goes my dogs barking a perfectly white baby, your chances of getting adopted
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immediately are slimmer. Yeah, belief everybody wants that perfect child. Yeah,
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and if you're not exist, if you're not white, you're probably going to
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end up spending a lot of your life in prison after being in those situations,
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because that's kind of what the pipeline is set up for. Well,
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I'm sad to say I don't think we've learned anything from history. No history
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fucking repeats itself so often it does. And if you don't talk about it,
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and you don't let children learn about it in school books. It's going
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to be repeated because you didn't learn a lesson. We have literal Nazis walking
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around thinking it's okay, right, didn't learn a fucking thing. Well,
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I hope the four children that they took in. I hope they grew up
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to be better people. I hope so too. Unfortunately, I don't know
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if it was just because I was only looking at English language sources or what.
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There was no mention of those kids other than there was those four kids.
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Yeah, there wouldn't be with their blockage of news and what they censor.
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But I just really hope that they had a decent life, because that's
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a lot of trauma to live with it. Your mother did that? Yeah,
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absolutely, Wow, next time, somebody pick a better topic, right,
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yes, yes, jub better topic. Let kids more evil? Absolutely.
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Obviously history didn't learn anything from your case to JTS. In my case
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because ours were more recent, nothing was learned. No, not at all.
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Yeah, so yeah, h yeah, yeah, Well, Terry,
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this a qualified rather already. She was born to a wealthy family that would
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make that Koda boot her former lawyer. Oh go ahead, Oh my god,
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sorry that I just uh boo