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I Know it will start a fight but... & MINUTE TO LOSE IT HORRIBLY! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I was telling you guys the other day how I
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  Speaker 1: know there's a certain thing that's happening between my wife, Blake,
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  Speaker 1: and I that's going to start a fight. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's going to turn into a fight. The next time
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  Speaker 1: we travel, it will probably be a fight. And that's
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  Speaker 1: where she likes to take this bag with her that
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  Speaker 1: I have to carry. And I'd rather be in a backpack.
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  Speaker 1: And she won't do it. It has to be this bag.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a very heavy bag. And it's uncomfortable to
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  Speaker 1: carry her carry-on, my carry-on, and this bag. Like, it
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  Speaker 1: could be her carry-on, my carry-on, and a backpack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? She doesn't carry it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: carrying it. And I brought it up twice, and she
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  Speaker 1: gets really angry. But it just doesn't make sense to me.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I thought it'd be fun. When did you
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  Speaker 1: say or do something? You knew it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: a fight. You know it's going to be a fight,
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  Speaker 1: but you're going to do it anyway. Where are you
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  Speaker 1: on this? Haley, what's your story? Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: My sister announced her baby name.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: At our family dinner.
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  Speaker 3: And....
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  Speaker 4: It felt like, what's that, Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It was, everybody was just, they were all acting like
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  Speaker 4: it was such a great idea. They were pretending like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: that's so beautiful. Oh, my God, that's so unique.
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  Speaker 6: We love it.
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  Speaker 4: It sounded like a prescription medication, the name.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Her name was so epic. What was the name?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, so my sister wants to honor our mom,
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  Speaker 4: who's McKenzie. And her husband's mom, who is Catherine. So
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  Speaker 4: she combined their names and came up with Kenzaprine.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that does sound like a medication. Kenzaprine. Side effects
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  Speaker 5: may include.
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  Speaker 1: So the fight is where?
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  Speaker 4: Well, she asked me what I thought. And I knew
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  Speaker 4: that this was going to upset her. I couldn't stop myself.
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  Speaker 4: I said, honestly... It sounds like something that your insurance
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't cover.
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  Speaker 5: That's great. That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no.
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  Speaker 4: She first did it there.
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  Speaker 3: My mom said that I was cruel.
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  Speaker 1: And, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But I... My sister banned me from the delivery room.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, she's mad. Did she stick with the name?
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  Speaker 3: So far.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the baby's not born yet, but I, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I genuinely, I thought she was telling me about a
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  Speaker 4: medication the doctor prescribed for her during pregnancy. I, she
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  Speaker 4: was so mad. I asked her if the middle name
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  Speaker 4: was going to be Tylenol.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 5: Not you, W.
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  Speaker 1: So you knew it was going to be a fight,
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  Speaker 1: but you pushed through anyway, and it turned into a fight.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it is my sacred duty as her auntie
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  Speaker 4: to protect her from the foolishness of.
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  Speaker 3: that her mother is engaging in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's one of those things again, where you
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  Speaker 1: don't tell people what you always hear people say, don't
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  Speaker 1: ever say what the baby's name you're thinking of.
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of baby names and sisters, this does kind of
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  Speaker 7: remind me. So I love the name honey for a girl.
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  Speaker 7: I think it is so cute. But so does my sister.
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  Speaker 7: My sister has three boys and probably isn't having any
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  Speaker 7: kids anymore. And I know that when I need my daughter, honey,
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  Speaker 7: she is going to hate me.
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  Speaker 5: Mariah Carey movie.
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  Speaker 1: But why would she hate you if she's not have
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  Speaker 1: any more kids?
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  Speaker 7: Because she feels like that's her name. She feels like
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  Speaker 7: she came up with it.
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  Speaker 5: She feels like that's what she should have been able
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  Speaker 5: to name her.
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  Speaker 7: She wanted my sister wanted a girl so bad and
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  Speaker 7: never got one.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, some people get very, like, I don't know, possessive
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  Speaker 8: over certain names.
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  Speaker 1: No, that happened to me with a dog. My first
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  Speaker 1: dog I ever got was I wanted to name the
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  Speaker 1: dog Fletch.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and my boss said, don't name your dog Fletch.
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  Speaker 1: His wife was pregnant. He goes, we want to name
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  Speaker 1: our son Fletch. The son was born. I named my
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  Speaker 1: dog Tugs. Their son was born, and they named him Chase.
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  Speaker 7: They didn't even name him Fletch.
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  Speaker 1: And I was so bummed. I was going to use that.
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  Speaker 1: I did it because of you. Yeah, but I understand that, though.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand your sister getting mad. I think she's
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  Speaker 1: not having any more kids.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: She's just a Sagittarius.
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  Speaker 1: So she should be really supportive that her niece is
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  Speaker 1: named Honey.
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  Speaker 5: No, she's not, though. Fascinating. That's the point.
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  Speaker 7: I know when I do it, she's going to be
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  Speaker 7: so mad at me.
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  Speaker 1: Hayley, thanks for calling in, Hayley.
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  Speaker 5: My pleasure.
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  Speaker 6: When did you say or do.
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  Speaker 1: Something you knew was going to turn into a fight? Natalie,
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  Speaker 1: what's your story?
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So my story is I am a very independent woman.
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  Speaker 3: I always have been. And I know that my boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: is low-key jealous of that. So one day he was
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  Speaker 3: bragging about how he was so independent because he had
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  Speaker 3: fixed a flat tire in his car. And it just
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  Speaker 3: reminded me of that saying, behind every great man is
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  Speaker 3: a woman rolling her eyes. I just couldn't keep it
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  Speaker 3: together because I just know, like, his mom still books
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  Speaker 3: his doctor's appointments. She books his flights. She calls me
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  Speaker 3: to ask what he wants for dinner, like, when he
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  Speaker 3: goes over there. So I knew it would make him mad,
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  Speaker 3: but I just, like, I couldn't bite my tongue. I
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  Speaker 3: had to say it. And I... looked him in the
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  Speaker 3: eye and said, you're not independent. You're low key, a
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  Speaker 3: group project between me and your mother. I knew it
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  Speaker 3: would start a fight. I knew it would start a fight,
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  Speaker 3: but there's also like no arguing with it. He knows
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  Speaker 3: it's true. So it, he just didn't speak to me
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  Speaker 3: for the rest of the night. His mom texted me
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  Speaker 3: later asking what happened. I'm like, and there.
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  Speaker 1: It is, you know, he fixed the flat tire. I'm
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  Speaker 1: on his side.
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  Speaker 8: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, he fixed a flat tire, but it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you don't even know, like you don't know how to make.
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  Speaker 2: An egg, you know, in the greater scheme of things.
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  Speaker 2: It's gotta be a little more even down. That's what
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  Speaker 2: you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: It has to be more evened out. The man doesn't
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  Speaker 3: know how to sweep the man. I mean, I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: he fixed his flat tire. I wish he could do
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  Speaker 3: one thing in our apartment, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, fixing a flat tire is hard. Making flight appointments
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  Speaker 1: is calling freaking the travel agent or calling the airlines
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  Speaker 1: and doing it or doing it online.
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  Speaker 5: No, it can be a little difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me rephrase that. Fixing a flat tire can
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  Speaker 1: be dangerous.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it can. Also deeply satisfying, I feel like, if
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  Speaker 5: you do it on your own.
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  Speaker 8: Also, though, I kind of feel like if you start
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  Speaker 8: celebrating the wins when he does do things that are independent,
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  Speaker 8: it may encourage him to do more.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably fair. I know that he just like looked
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  Speaker 3: it up on YouTube and he was like all day
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  Speaker 3: was walking around like thinking he was like the coolest
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  Speaker 3: guy in the world. And I was just like, you
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  Speaker 3: need to try harder. You're probably right.
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  Speaker 1: Natalie, thanks for calling in. Thanks for listening. Thomas, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: You are our contestant for Minute to Win It. How
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  Speaker 1: are you?
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  Speaker 6: Good morning. I'm great. How are you all?
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  Speaker 1: Give us a little fun fact about yourself, Thomas.
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  Speaker 6: A little fun fact about myself. I'm colorblind.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know you're colorblind? What do you see
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  Speaker 1: when you're colorblind?
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  Speaker 6: I see black and white. No, I'm just kidding. I
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  Speaker 6: see all the colors, but it's just difficult for me to...
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  Speaker 6: and distinguish between certain tones of colors.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 8: I actually volunteered at my kid's school for like the
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  Speaker 8: vision and hearing screenings. And there's literally like a book.
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  Speaker 8: And in the book, there's these circles that are made
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  Speaker 8: of dots and dots of different colors. And then there's a, like,
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  Speaker 8: say it's an orange dotted circle. There'd be like a
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  Speaker 8: red 76 on the inside. And you have to say,
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  Speaker 8: what number do you see? And if they see the number,
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  Speaker 8: they're not like colorblind.
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  Speaker 5: On all of them.
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  Speaker 8: And if they are, they might have, they might have it.
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  Speaker 2: That's why they say the throwback, you know, when the
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  Speaker 2: NFL teams wear the throwback uniforms. It messes up colorblind
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  Speaker 2: people because the whole everything they know is screwed up
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  Speaker 2: on TV. They look like it's the same team.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 7: When I was in like elementary school, I thought being
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  Speaker 7: colorblind would be so cool. So, Kyle, the test that
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  Speaker 7: you read the book, I knew what color red was,
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  Speaker 7: but I would say like purple. But they knew that
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't actually colorblind. I was totally trying to say
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  Speaker 7: that I was colorblind and I totally wasn't. But they knew.
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  Speaker 3: Because I almost failed kindergarten.
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  Speaker 6: I was painting the grass brown and the tree barks
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  Speaker 6: green and they thought I was just messing around.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? That is a very interesting fun fact. Well,
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 8: Is it Tom Brady?
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  Speaker 5: Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Thomas.
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  Speaker 5: You were question blind as well. That's sad.
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  Speaker 6: You know what?
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  Speaker 5: I know that, but I hate to admit it.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I'd rather lose $ 1, 000 than get Tom Brady credit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, Thomas. It's okay. Thomas.
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  Speaker 7: Nice try.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, Thomas.
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  Speaker 6: No problem.