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Things That Must Go from August 12th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are definitely bugging you, dear friends
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: of the program, and you got to get it out
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  Speaker 2: of your life. You've got to get these things away
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: from you. And so you say things must go, That's
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: what I'll do. I'll send it to Radio from Hell
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: and maybe maybe it'll make me feel better. And sometimes
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  Speaker 2: we understand magically these things do disappear from people's lives.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: So send your things that must go to Radio from
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  Speaker 2: Hell at x ninety six dot com. Put must go
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: in the subject line Kerry, you want to go first today?
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? First one from the foot of Mount Doom. The
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: company selling fresh basil that thinks it's okay to sell
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: basil that's already gone to seed and has blossoms on it.
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  Speaker 3: Is it next year? I know quality control doesn't matter anymore,
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: but the basil's bitter when it goes to seed. So yeah,
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: pull that off the shelf, get rid of it. Let's
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  Speaker 3: see this one from scrap Lady Chelsea tooth pain. I'm
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: having severe pain in a freaking molar and now I
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: have to figure out when I can pop into the
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  Speaker 3: dentist to get it taken care of also this heat.
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: I am an indoor cat and I drive trucks, but
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  Speaker 3: my job is picking up scrap metal, so I have
• 1:24
  Speaker 3: to be outside for a fair amount of the day.
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  Speaker 3: The heat plus being on meds makes me super sensitive
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: to the heat. It absolutely must go. This one from
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: Big City SLC. My husky stealing my wife's spot or
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: my spot on the couch. As soon as we get up,
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: little Rascal will just lay on top of my son.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: No spot is safe. Product licensing issues at work. My
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: example is Microsoft products like Excel Word Expire, and our
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  Speaker 3: IT team isn't exactly prompt about getting it resolved. Also,
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  Speaker 3: the pitch who weekly chooses my car to poop on
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: my big one is a drunken coworker. We'll call her
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  Speaker 3: Meg for the sake of the show. We see your
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: gatorade magically changed to a light and color. We smell you,
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  Speaker 3: We see the empty bottles you pull out of your
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  Speaker 3: truck before driving away. You are a danger to the
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  Speaker 3: other drivers. Your lies and manipulation of coworkers is sad.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Please get help. This one from Tony the people who
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  Speaker 3: booted all those cars at the Best Buy parking lot
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  Speaker 3: at Central Point track station during the Zach Bryant concert.
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  Speaker 3: The poor signage makes it feel like entrapment and discouraging
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  Speaker 3: public transit use. I didn't know that happened doing months
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: of weight loss classes. So your prescription insurance plan can
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  Speaker 3: cover ozempic, but then your employer switches prescription plans and
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: the new one only covers it for diabetes and not
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: weight loss. The ac inside the Imax theater at Jordan
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  Speaker 3: commons not running properly. Good thing I wasn't free bawling
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: in there while watching the Odyssey, Otherwise I would have
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: been a stickier situation at the end, and women getting
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  Speaker 3: aroused and swooning over Alexander's Scars Guard as the husband
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  Speaker 3: made of a Wicker from the Sun Dance movie Wicker.
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  Speaker 3: Alexander is the hottest Scars Guard brother and will be
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  Speaker 3: no matter what role he could play. An extremist politician
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  Speaker 3: trying to take over the world by committing genocide and
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: shouting derogatory epithet epithet epithets, and women would still sploosh
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  Speaker 3: their bloomers. Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: There you go? Is that it?
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  Speaker 3: That's Gina first from me and halfaway is beautiful? She
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: is she is glowing. She is a beautiful well I
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  Speaker 3: don't know gena.
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  Speaker 2: She's pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: She is a beautiful older pregnant woman.
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  Speaker 1: She's gorgeous, but lately she's been out in little little
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  Speaker 1: crop tops with her with her belly and and her
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  Speaker 1: and her pokeyoudy belly button.
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  Speaker 3: Pokeyadi yah.
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  Speaker 2: I think she looks fun.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to see that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to see the pokeyady belly button. Like
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  Speaker 1: I had the pokyady belly button and I would put
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  Speaker 1: a band aid on it. So so so what.
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  Speaker 2: Open?
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  Speaker 1: She looks gorgeous, but I just had the pokeyody belly button.
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  Speaker 3: I okay, there she is.
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  Speaker 1: She looks beautiful if you just like cover up the pokeyody.
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  Speaker 3: Put a band aid on it, that won't.
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  Speaker 2: Call attention to it.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, let's see, hello all.
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  Speaker 1: I get bombarded by ads constantly, drug ads with the
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  Speaker 1: damn catchy jingles, but the one that my doctor really
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  Speaker 1: wants to put me on but insurance won't cover. So
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  Speaker 1: the commercials for this drug are just taunting me.
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  Speaker 3: It's routed.
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  Speaker 1: Ads for clothing.
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  Speaker 3: They always use the term buttery soft.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know why, but that description annoys the
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  Speaker 1: hell out of me leggings buttery soft a bra alternative
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  Speaker 1: buttery safry. Let's see my workplace switched insurance. A few
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: months ago. My amazing doctor would happily prescribe me ninety
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  Speaker 1: days of meds. But this new insurance, I can only
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  Speaker 1: get thirty day refills, which means I have to go
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  Speaker 1: back to the pharmacy more often. Let's see than this
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  Speaker 1: from Lance of Vineyard, that scab chud Peter Hegseth using
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: his magical concoction of booger schnot, cocaine residue and La
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: looks hair gel to get that manly dude slick back
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  Speaker 1: mobster look knowingly on camera. No one's intimidated, Pete.
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  Speaker 3: They're all left at you ovey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one of my own only, and that
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  Speaker 2: is why this studio can never seem to have the
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: temperature be correct. It's either going to be really hot
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: or really freezing cold. I prefer to be freezing cold.
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  Speaker 2: But that must go, or that must go. Let's see now,
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: good morning lords, here's a list of things that must go.
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  Speaker 2: People who seem to have no internal monologue, like my
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  Speaker 2: coworker who sits at their desk quietly mumbling their own thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: The trendy open office floor plan that leaves you completely
• 6:26
  Speaker 2: exposed to everyone else in the office, they say promotes
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  Speaker 2: collaboration or something like that, but it also promotes lots
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  Speaker 2: and lots of distractions. Hey, And finally, the executives that
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: read something about on the internet about how a great
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: open office concept is so as though they implement it
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  Speaker 2: for the whole company and then they sit in their
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  Speaker 2: own private, spacious office.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, hate it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Austin every kios asking for tips. No power
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  Speaker 2: for five hours after a fifteen minute storm. My trail
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: mixes severe lack of honey roasted peanuts. Thanks for letting
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  Speaker 2: me in all my different states and time zones. Courtney
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: in Columbus, you can use my name Dan. My wife
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: and I have done quite a bit of hiking this
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  Speaker 2: year in the winter. Is beautiful, but what must go
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: is the trash people leave behind. Yes, on one hike,
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  Speaker 2: we came out with an armful of trash that I
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: will assume come from Utah's finest practice yoga. Bend over
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  Speaker 2: and pick it up and pack it out. Mom is
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  Speaker 2: not needed to clean up after you. Thanks for letting
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  Speaker 2: me listen. Let's see please make this go away when
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: people decide to take the exit, the exit at the
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: last second. I almost got side swiped yesterday. What causes
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: this you're scanning it for and it's it is true.
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  Speaker 2: You see it quite a bit on those those lanes
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  Speaker 2: that merge into it.
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  Speaker 1: Just go to the next exit, if you if you're
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna do that, just go to.
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  Speaker 2: The next My thing that must go is people not
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  Speaker 2: knowing the many benefits of a vegetarian diet, mental and
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  Speaker 2: physical health, environment and financial And finally this good morning, lords,
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  Speaker 2: please don't use my name. My thing that must go
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: is the stupid food added abandoning Utah schools. I'm all
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  Speaker 2: for everybody eating healthier, but being this restricted put the
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  Speaker 2: strain on the lunch room staff, teachers and parents, and
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  Speaker 2: the Utah legislature once again trying to parent the people
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  Speaker 2: in your state. So so much for small government, right.
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  Speaker 3: Begs that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 1: Show